Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
>>529165502
>>529409546At least she's honest. But if there is no god, from where these demons came from?
>>529411720Vitun herkullista
>>529411782You just know that they repeated Renee's mistakes with Audrey. She's holding her skirt because she knows that if her younger brothers don't cut it out, Ashley will blame her for not keeping them under control.
>>529411993Andrew and Ashley perpetuating the sins of their parents would be antikino, Nemlei would never.
>>529409546For your pic to happen in the first place they need to get rid of the demons
Finland 2025, everyone
>VITTU! Where am I going to get my Marsยฎ icecreams?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is0uq_mXjp0&t=242
>It's a cousin! Not my sister or anything!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is0uq_mXjp0&t=44
>>529411583Would Andrew be defense of prosecution lawyer?
>>529412941>paranoid>merciless>weak conscience He'd work for Coffinland's government. Ironically he'd be a great fit to work for the sodajews too.
Did she deserve it here?
I hate women so much but seeing her like this just breaks my heart
>>529411614From the same place where God comes from? Dunno.
>>529413976>Did she deserve ityes
>>529413976>Did she deserve it here?Deserve what? Death? Sure, both of them do.
>>529413976Of course not. Ashley maybe deserved the backhand, even then a slap would have sufficed, but this level of beating is absolute sub-simian behavior. Beating the shit out of someone who has literally zero capacity to defend herself is just cruelty without purpose.
How often have you guys jerked off to smut off this game
>>529412726https://files.catbox.moe/snkyse.mp4
>>529414234>Beating the shit out of someone who has literally zero capacity to defend herselfShe had a gun, also physically weak people should behave like it. Don't mouth off and put your hands on people if you're weaker than a twink like Andrew. Behave as if you're weak, because you are weak.
>>529413976>Did she deserve it here?Yeah, kinda. She'd been messing with Andrew for weeks by this point. It's understandable that he'd lose it
>>529413689>He'd work for Coffinland's government.Andrew funnily enough does fit right in the lawyer profession. Unfortunately, he's way too obssesed with Ashley and way too busy designing his life around her for that shit; maybe later when they get relocated in Witness Protection Program against Toxisoda far away in some forest village.
>>529414234>catshleyWould SnS Andrew eventually be able to tame Ashley like this? https://files.catbox.moe/rfso5f.mp4
>>529414253Only Soropoi stuff is worth jacking off so far
>>529414459>Dat hoe shunta steppa fug up to a nigga if she cain't hannle a nigga, nawmsayin?
>>529414253Sorapoi is the only good Coffin porn there is
>>529414234>Beating the shit out of someone who has literally zero capacity to defend herself is just cruelty without purpose.It served a purpose, it let him get his anger out
>>529414624Nice try but it's nigger behavior to threaten someone with death and hold them at gun/knife point like Ashley did.
>>529414871There's no sense in arguing with you because you don't understand the difference between self-defense and self-gratifying violence. I believe you're incorrect, but acknowledge you would otherwise understand entirely such behavior.
>>529415029NTA, but Ashley was not defending herself when she threatened Andrew in the car
>>529415029>self-gratifying violenceAndrew was gonna stomp her head in until he flip-flopped like he usually does, that beating wasn't to "correct" her. It was supposed to be her death.
>>529415029>self-gratifying violenceAlso NTA but this is literally what Ashley was doing when she threatened Andrew with a knife. She genuinely deserved that first beating.
>>529415221I didn't say she was, in fact I wasn't even arguing self defense in her case, I'm saying that the level of violence Andrew utilized went beyond simply stopping a threat.
>>529414506>>529412453>>529412245>>529411782The Audrey fan fiction feels so right
I wonder how Nemlei will live up to the hype when she shows up their family in comparision.
>refuse to stop calling him Andy
>threaten him with a knife
>lock him in a room
>sell your soul to the devil
>chain him to a radiator
>flip out on him constantly
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DID HE HIT ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Unironically, what else could Andrew have done? He'd tried talking again and again and again. Ashley simply refused to listen. At that point, the only way to get what he wanted was force
>>529415345>the level of violence Andrew utilized went beyond simply stopping a threatIn the car? That was nothing. When she hit him in SnS? Again, he wasn't stopping a threat. He was in the process of killing her out of frustration.
>>529415409I like that shes creeped out by incest, makes me think she's Renee reincarnation
>>529415263He does the same thing to 302 Lady, and even to Ashley in the version of that event she sees in her vision. He arguably would have beaten up Julia in the voicemails flashback and Douchebag over the rumors if they hadn't both instantly backed down. Andrew has a ridiculous amount of pressure on his brain and can't let it out like a normal person, when it does boil over he goes into serial killer rages. He's a dangerous person and not in a good way.
>>529415894But he didn't get what he wanted even with violence.
>>529416342Sure, but it was reasonable to try
>>529416423>freeloaderyeah
>>529416262Exactly. Andrew is a thousand times more dangerous than Ashley and unironically should be put down
>>529416423No. She didn't witness shit, Andrew was being as ridiculous as Ashley thinking Andrew was going to fuck her. He "had no choice" when she went for the nailgun but things never should have escalated to that point to begin with.
>>529416568>free housing, food, and sex>you can play vidya all day longYou would do it too
>>529411481 (OP)Nemlei! Post a devlog tomorrow and my soul is yours!
>>529416262>>529416580Ridiculous nonsense, Andrew has the patient of a saint with Ashley. That SnS beating took him being imprisoned for months while starving, becoming a fugitive with no identity, a serial killer survivor and a suicidal alcoholic before he had the balls to actually go psycho on Ashley. Not to mention that Andrew also had to work his way to it by backhanding Ashley a few times because he's THAT much of a pussy. Andrew's harmless in the normie world.
>>529416580Nah, Ashley is no better. They both deserve nothing but the rope.
>"We will truly leave them here? In the burial of the coffin of andy and leyley? Or we will decay along?"
Are you guys serious?
Andrew is a good boy who did nothing wrong
Ashley... sometimes does things right
>>529417708>They both deserve nothing but the hope.Based boundless optimism in the future, wagmi
Guys...surely Nemlei must have gathered a bit of info and spoiler free content for a new devlog right? At least something to tell us the direction of the new chapter? Am i coping too much?
So, what kind of game is this? A visual novel? A puzzle game? A walking simulator?
>>529418310Adventure/Incestvania
>>529411481 (OP)EPISODE 4 TOMORROW
TRUST THE PLAN
>>529418310A graphic adventure
>>529418502>*It incest upon itself
Andrew is a whiskey drunk and Ashley is a wine drunk
Demons are fine, they should keep those
>>529411782>>529412245>remembering ashley aborted in shots and such endingBaka
>>529417686>Andrew's harmless in the normie world.
>>529418903We only see Andrew in CGs with a bottle of wine, he must be a light drinker.
>>529419060AgReEd. ThERe iS NoThInG WroNG WiTh MuTuAlLy BeNeFiciAL EXchaNGe bEtWeEn ReALmS. MoRE oF OuR FelLoW MoRTaLs ShOUlD dO It.
Would play if it was R18.
>>529420514>he doesn't know
>>529420851>peaceful skeleton world attacked by helicopters
>>529420514It would be bad if it was R18.
>>529420514Don't worry, the fans haven't played either.
>>529420514I mean, if this game ever got an ESRB rating, it would be a guaranteed AO.
>Picking sides between two soulmates and saying the main characters are le evil and bad and therefore deseve bad things
>Beating your lover is good because it's my fetish
I can't leave you guys for ONE hour
Why are (YOU) not fucking your sister now anon? What would she need to do in order for you to see her as a promising life long partner?
>>529422247>Why are (YOU) not fucking your sister now anon?She's at work. Also that'd be illegal.
>What would she need to do in order for you to see her as a promising life long partner?I don't understand the question. Siblings are born to be lifelong partners.
>>529422221Forgot to add
>"What is this game?" instead of actually trying it out himselfTourists keep expecting us to sell this game to them at least once every week
>>529421706I'veen in this general for months and i have never played this game. Not even once. Everything i know about it is for 4chan posts on /calg/.
>>529422487I don't like you.
>>529422247>What would she need to do in order for you to see her as a promising life long partner?Not try to jew me out of my money constantly, not be such an airhead that she loses mom's real estate contract. Thankfully someone found it and dropped it off at a police station.
>>529422247She would need to exist first
>>529422706>not be such an airhead that she loses mom's real estate contract.Kek what
>>529422487I just watched youtube playthroughs after hearing about the game here
>>529423013You either, for that matter.
>>529422487>>529423013>Literal openly admitted "didn't play the game" faggotsWhat the fuck did this general turn into? We used to hang newfags who uttered one word without memorizing the game first in the gallows. Clear 'em out!
>>529423162Wow Nemnem, what else have you got in your inventory?
>>529423298I mean, it's been pretty obvious for a while that this general has a fairly sizable population of individuals who come here explicitly to shit up the thread. Anybody who actually played and enjoyed the game wouldn't resort to desecrating its image by actively trying to ruin its discussion thread.
>>529423298Triple the gatekeeping budget.
>>529422221im just saying andrew is worse than ashley, and even cheated on her
>>529422247She would have to start by wanting me to see her as a promising life long partner, which I don't think she does.
>>529422847Mom either purchased some land or a new house (I don't keep up) and she sent my sister to go talk with our family lawyer. Apparently the airhead put those documents on the car hood while she smoked a cigarette and played with her phone, then got in the car to drive away and forgot all about them. She thinks the wind must've blew the documents away.
>>529423491Still, we have been slow and comfy for a while albeit with occasional derailment but I guess I was naive enough to think there were little to no regulars like this in the threads.
>>529423567NO! Send 20 trillion to Six Eyes NAO!
>>529423932Whenever I see or hear IRL shit like this, pic related immadiately pops up in my imagination and I go
>Ashley, what the FUCK did you do??
>>529423932That's really cute. You should love your retard sister.
>>529423932proof women that some are subhumans
>>529424939Anon brained his damage?
>>529424939women who smoke are hot
>>529425279Only if they pipe smoke.
>>529425279The best kind of women are opium addicts
>>529426364>Why do they keep growing??
>>529426760Ashley's tits started to grow when she was 19 and it won't stop until she's reached menopause. Oh the horror!
>>529426924"Balloon" is the correct term
>>529422221>main characters are le evilyou're right about the rest but why moralfag? they are evil and thats a good thing
>>529427582I only see shitposters using that term nowadays.
>>529427582>and thats a good thingIt is very explicitly not.
>>529426364[[[smaller than advertised]]]
>>529428078thats why they will eventually get redemption only if you didnt killed that kid or his parents btw
>>529428176Doesn't make it not a steal
>>529427582>moralfagI'm doing the exact opposite, we shouldn't care if they're evil or not. The people I'm criticizing wish bad things to happen to them because they do bad things like an elementary school girl who have just learned bad people exist. OUR HEROESโข deserve nothing but the best.
>>529428264>thats why they will eventually get redemptionHe's in
>>529428176baiter than believable
>>529428787Crede consilivm
>>529429871>even us?Especially them. The New Covenant does not forbid incest, which means Delphic Christianity is possible!
Is Ashley really into alt stuff like goth or is she more of a punk girl? Or is she a normalfag pretender?
>>529431372Ashley's fashion is subtly grunge but she has no subculture affiliation on account of being too retarded to have any sense of culture. She is the most basic of basic bitches, only she happens to wear a black top.
>>529431526>She is the most basic of basic bitches, only she happens to wear a black top.That's what I was afraid of.
>>529431372Ashley just want to be a wife
>>529431646teenshley was top cute
can't believe she started dressing like a slut after that
>>529432050The summers are really hot in Coffinstan!
>>529432050>teenshley was top cuteNo, she dressed like a girl I would've bullied.
>>529432456Cute aggression.
>>529431372They just wear whatever was popular at their time and also darker colours because the Dark Triad or sumthin. Point is, it fits them very well. However I do think Ashley is forcing a style on herself and her personal liking is the overalls and striped shirt and stuff (though her current outfit is pure sister-sexo too). I don't think they will abandon their lackluster colours when they mature in the Epilogue (trust the plan) and become sunshine and rainbows either. Andrew on the other hand, is genuinely hopeless and depressed so his current style is both his choice and fits his attitude.
>>529431372shes into sonic and pikachu
>>529432649When they mature.
>>529432456>she dressed like a girl I would've bullied.Same, I would severely bully teenshley over and over with my cock!
>>529432787Momshley. The motherly Motherley. The mother of Andrew's children-shley. Trust the plan.
>>529423529Now make Jewlia
>>529432649I like this edit of a growup Andrew, its wonderful. Maybe he can become a proper Lawyer after all in the epilogue too, maybe in a small village like that Faulkner character.
>>529432787they wont dress like koreans
>>529433026Audrey mogs this fat fuck
>>529432649>>529433325>Either sibling wearing her mother necklaceReally hoping for this little detail.
Shots and Such was the best possible finale!
>>529433325That ship has sailed, they'll have to lay low even if they do get away clean. I figure they'll have a life that's not all that different from their parents, but they'll do it a lot better.
>>529433996Leyley wins was the best.
>>529433325I think Nemlei won't do that because it's Grandpa's wishes and not his as symbolism.
>>529434656Nemlei magic, trust the plan
Grab her head and force-kiss your sis
>>529434781Meh, Leyley suffering is better. I love it when she's crying, more so when she deserves it.
>>529435094A proper brother should show affection to his sister by gently running his fingers up her neck and through her hair before pulling her in for a kiss. It's also perfectly acceptable to taste-test your sister's tongue, you know, for health reasons.
>>529436290You sound like a faggot.
>>529436467Exactly. Checking her prostate is also very important. Yes, sisters have prostates. You should regularly check your sister's prostate before she gets cancer. Give your sister a prostate exam now.
>>529437156Girls don't have prostates...
>>529414576I once checked my sister phone and it was full of nhentai links of this guy, Yoshida and Aki
I feel a huge urge to hurt Ashley Graves!
>>529432456This is exactly why you don't have your own Ashley
>>529438107>"AIEEE!! FOKIN' 'ELL' ANDREW! DERES A BEEG ARSE SPOIDAH IN DAH RUUM!"
>>529437156Anon, if your sister has a prostateโฆ
>>529438614>that sister's a mister!
>>529437692Would a Juliagf find it complementary if I told her Iโd like if she had a penis?
>>529437156Everyone knows sisters are little bundles of anarchy, and therefore have an antistate, not a prostate.
>>529438519>sigh>"...imma get me boomstick."
>>529437692I will shove my fingers up my sister's bum to check the veracity of your claim.
>>529438519Enough of the youtubefags dubbing this game with forced screechy voices. I want Coffin dubbed with a Birmingham accent
>>529439701It's 'stralian ya daft cunt~!
>>529438802Doubtful, but you should try it and see what happens!
>>529440094Oh well, my point still stands
>>529441104Don't worry anon, I thought it was an attempt at a scouse accent
>>529441349I dont know what accent I was going for. Just thought it would be funny to hear ashley talk like that.
would Ashley eventually become like this in SnS timeline?
>>529443020Canonically not. Unironically, I don't think she enjoys being beaten.
>>529443264He's aware, it's just crappy fetishposting
>>529443020No, Ashley is and always will be a dainty princess who likes cuddles and not beatings!
>>529443736>small tits AND a flat buttWhy is Ashley so sexually unappealing?
>>529444356>small titspatently false.
>flat butttiny asses are peak cute.
>>529443264Who cares what a hole thinks
>>529445225Given the quality of your post and the accompaniment of an AI-generated image, I can only draw the conclusion that you are posting in a place that has yet to cross the threshold to being considered civilized.
>>529444356>>529445225Browner than chocolate
>>529439305>Zoo-wee momma! OOOOUUUUUUCHHHHH
>>529447279Thatโs how I like my hussies
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>smaller than advertised.
>>529422247I maybe lonely and desperate but I'm not deluded enough to see incestuous fictions and go 'Holy shit this is literally me need this irl frfr'
>>529449495If it was possible, would you pursue it anon?
>>529449726...
.....
........yes
>>529448570Make your sister tan NOW
>>529433996I wish we got a part 2 and Ashley didnโt get an abortion, I want to see the retarded Gravecest kid.
>>529450093My sister actually told me she doesnโt want to tan any more this summer because her makeup wonโt match.
My favourite part about the 3B release was whe-- huh? It's not out yet? Oh my mistake haha!
>>529450468We will get one in one of the Burial left door end
>>529450640Noelle butthole is surely beautiful
>>529449495Ever ask if she has any single friends?
>>529451707>AfterglowAndrew cries after orgasming because getting off from sex is for whores
>>529454180That's true, but only if it's with someone other than your (sibling)spouse.
>>529454180>I'm so sorry that I came, Andrew...
>>529454414>Bitch this is the first time you apologize to me this dearly and it's because you came??
>>529445225this hairstyle looks cute actually
>>529454180A good sisterwife is a saint in public and a depraved whore in the bedroom.
>>529450640I like the idea of sex in NGN because i can imagine how great should be that when a male cum, he just start to dispensing ice cream from his dick, leaving behind a cream mint flavored trail when pulling out but also the sex organ moving and vibrating as it goes bzzz bzz bzz like an actual dispenser, disolving said sustance in the holes of said creature and having a feeling like mentol from the insides. I imagine that is a entirely pleasurable experience from beginning to end in contrast to the present human sexual intercourse, that is also pleasurable but more violent a dirty. Just imagine how comfy it is in that world.
>>529454180FUCK. ME. I just noticed I said Andrew instead of Ashley killing myself right fucking NOW
>>529454641Women do be like that, fuck them properly and they'll love you forever
>>529455598As the saying goes
>>529455738I mean, it'd be pretty hard for your sister to get into a moral panic about incest when you can pipe her like a church organ and make her scream like you landed the game-winning goal.
>>529455638>most sane femanon ITT
First time playing, at the branching point, which is the incest route?
>>529456887Look man, we are not a guide. We are the elite most highly esteemed place of discussion for this game you can find anywhere. Lurk for thousands of years and play the game so many times you memorize it and THEN, you can be part of /kalj/.
>>529456887I never played this game. Any thoughts?
Ashley FARTING IN MY MOUTH
>>529458114This is what is all about.
>"Hm? Now where could my lighter be?"
>>529457986I never did either. Apparently it's about insects, or something..? I was never into entomology but Andrew just insisted I play.
Is the anon making the Coffin youtube playlist still around?
>>529457986Andrew seems to be a Sensitive Young Man being shackled by his natural concern for his little sister, while Ashley is a manipulative psychopath and a brocon even back in elementary school.
Their parents are getting what they deserve, though I don't blame their father much, I'd probably go along with what Renee says as well in his shoes.
>>529458436Yes. Want me to add something?
>>529419096That's not confirmed
Am I the only one who thinks we don't talk about this line enough, like at all? It's SnS but it's very cute for Ashley to say that. It's one of the parts of Episode 3 I like the most.
>>529413976She deserved to get anally raped afterwards but dandy Andy is too much of a bitch
>>529458767Yeah, here's some suggestions
https://youtu.be/-DlvZzBcF0Y
https://youtu.be/zgvKBDvLwC0
https://youtu.be/K5goifH_-vg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsJDywO653w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK6rJ_fcEPM
>>529459435My brown-radar is picking up a signal, I wonder where the brownie is...
>Actually Andrew, Hypergore Splatterbrains perfectly encapsulates the current
>>529460046>Current what?>Current, uhhh... What was that word you used the other day? Ethics?>What? Ethos?>Yes! It perfectly encapsulates the current ethos.>You don't even know what that means.>I don't think you do either, pedantic phag.>Yeah, I do! It means->Point is we're having a sleepover tonight and watching the entire franchise>What?! Uggghhhggghghhhhh>Shut up! When will I ever get to have a slumber party sleepover thingy without any friends??>Wouldn't be a concern if you made some friends! And we live in the same house, what sleepover??>C'mon Andrew, it'll be fun. We can even play spin-the-bottle like they do at those sleepovers with guys and girls together.>Very funny, Ashley. Fine, I'll watch them with you.>Yesss!!
Where would Andrew be here
>>529461120A little to the right and below of Gojo, maybe.
Warm and sweaty ashley feet
>>529456887Both have incest. Though the "love" route is Burial.
>>529450747>Burial left door endYeah this makes me wonder, is whatever door you took going to be a different storyline for the route or will it just impact the episode later down the line?
>>529463358What do Ashley's feet smell like?
https://strawpoll.com/05Zdzaa4Vn6
>>529463889I imagine a sligthy yet significant variation of the same route. Just like Ashley getting shot before Decay
>>529463908Like musky vanilla
>>529456887Fluffy incest: Burial
Rough Incest: Decay
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it's over...
>>529466792Tomorrow, /calg/ finally ends
>>529464173>https://strawpoll.com/05Zdzaa4Vn6Two because:
-Nemlei clearly wants to give both routes justice, and making one significantly shorter than the other would ensure it's seen as the lesser one. This means similar development time.
-Taking the above into account, at this point she knows that the average Coffin player's patience lasts about ~1 year, between releases and if Burial also takes two years of development, she'll want to preclude the inevitable nagging about release and just give us content to sate us.
-Since each update draws attention to the game and stimulates discussion, putting it back into the spotlight, having two more releases instead of just ones will inevitably bring her more sales, so it's the correct business decision too.
>>529467101I really would like burial to have two parts as well. Mostly because i enjoy the ride of this tale too much, but also because of what you said. Maybe Burial will be more adventure and sense of urgency than dream realms and agnst in contrast to Decay, about the siblings facing the world.
>>529465134Andrew is not that rough in Cliffhanger tho
>>529463908Like neet feet
>>529465134I hope it has Andrew going on the deep end and murdering Julia before serving her head to Ashley on a silver plate...only for Ashley to be horrified by this.
>>529464693Lies!
>>529468948They didn't make love in Cliffhanger yet
>>529470426>Lies!Then what do they smell like, andrew?
>>529468948They've literally only had their first kiss in that route. He will and must lovingly split his beautiful, loving sister like a piece of lumber before Episode 4 ends.
>>529414253Maybe once. It feels wrong in a way.
>>529466792I still believe we'll get one.
So, does Andrew really want Ashley, or is it pathological?
>>529473345I love a bit of sag
Do we ever see what kind of lighter Andrew has or do we exclusively see the cigarettes while they're lit?
>>529480198You can see his lighter at:
>the start of Episode 2; Ashley is playing with it>the vision of him but ing the trinket>when he's smoking in Carl's apartment
>>529480198Dude's too cheap for a bic, he uses a cricket crack lighter, the kind you get for free at headshops.
>>529480953Not to bring back the whole gnome crap, but does that mean Julia uses the GNOME desktop environment?
>>529481050Julia uses GTK (she's a gross testicle kisser), whereas Ashley obviously is a Qt
https://twitter.com/Rclisk324/status/1938579492068643080?s=19
Im still going to wait because you never know
>>529485139NGN 2 being announced in this devlog
https://x.com/Anmo418/status/1938615567658680630
>>529485139>>529485178Fuck I totally forgot there's nothing an hour from now.
https://x.com/mismispink/status/1938706183113916766
Have there been any threads worth reading on Steam discussions since Episode 3 came out?
>>529485993The poll redo Steam threads were kinda fun. Lot of bickering there. Other than that, I don't spend time there
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Stick.
Andrew's cock is a harmonious balance of length and girth. Andrew's penis is both 8 inches in length, and moreover girthy. The girth of his cock is such that it applies a gentle but pronounced friction to the perimeter of the woman's vagina, making her feel "stretched". His length is sufficient that women feel as if it is reaching into their stomach, and sometimes struggle to breathe properly when he is going as deep as he can. Furthermore, his balls are noticeably larger than that of the average male. They have a plump and full appearance, as if they could easily fertilize any woman. His balls are large enough that if they were placed on one's eyes, they would totally block one's vision. Finally, his ejaculate is a pearly white, and his loads are large. When properly stimulated, Andrew can shoot several ropes of cum, each a foot long. His semen is thick and sticky, clinging to skin and staining clothing.
>>529487693Exaggerated, and also deranged.
>>529487693Does andrew like rimming?
>>529489212Yes and he wears Ashley's lipstick while doing so:
>>529359869
>>529487872You know I'm right
>>529489212No, Andrew doesn't like anything to do with his butt
>>529489578>his buttAndrew likes to rim his sister though
>>529489212Anything to shut Ashley up
>>529489713Oh whoops, my mistake. I had assumed you meant does Andrew like to be rimmed.
The answer is still no. He's willing to do it for Ashley, but Ashley doesn't like it
>3:02 AM
guess I'm going to bed, it's truly over
>>529490546I hate to see Ashley cry.
Owari da.
Hug your sisters, for they are all you have now.
Oh my god, she actually meant it
>>529487693What a man. But also old man balls lol.
There exist people in this thread that thought we'd get an update??
>>529491407I survive solely through the regular abuse of hopium
>>529379632Five of swords...
>>529491407Time to make another fan game where Ashley is replaced by a new OC.
>there's actually nothing to look forwards too anymore
An announcement will be made tomorrow that due to the threat of the Stop Killing Games movement succeeding, the game will have to be delayed 2 years in order to rework the live service aspects
>>529489257>>529489721I meant as in does he like to BE rimmed
>>529492190We'll still get devlogs, they'll just be unscheduled surprises instead of a regular feature. Nemlei will reward her faithful inshallah
>All the other endings in part 3 require you to shoot Andrew>Didn't keep a save with that because I didn't think it would matterInitially didn't feel like going through and seeing them all but
>>529413976 tempted me
>>529494015If you skip the dialogue you can get through Chapters 1 and 2 in like 20 minutes or so tops iirc
>>529493442No. It's over. Delphillions must die. Time to jerk off to weird porn until I feel like crying
>>529492492Everyone likes having their asshole tongued.
>>529495052I've never had mine tongued and I don't think I'd like to have it tongued.
>>529495135I thought that once.
>>529495052Everyone likes it but that doesn't mean everyone wants it
>>529495598I mean, sure, but if you're already taking a trip down south you might as well dine at both restaurants. She'll appreciate it.
>>529495993You can't do anything there spontaneously which kind of makes it less enjoyable, but yeah, as an occasional thing it's worth it.
>>529496367All things that make your sister feel good are worth it.
Waking up to no devlog in the 1st is depressing
Reminder that Nemlei enjoys hurting YOU specifically
/calg/... has been cancelled
6am bedtime, Thiumaxxing is BACK
>>529494015Someone made a bunch of saves ages ago
>>521396021>>521397791Should be able to just drop them in the save folder
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
I finally found Azula's VA endorsing incest https://files.catbox.moe/11hu9r.mp4
Do you think she'd be a good fit for Ashley?
>>529501907>Voice acting for Coffin>In any official capacityGod forbid.
>>529501907No, she sounds snotty and lowkey evil. It doesn't fit Ashley's sprites.
>>529503107>snottyAshley is a snotty crybaby
>evilChecks out too
>>529503435Someone with a face like hers could never sound evil.
If Andrew was raping Ashley, how would Renee react?
>>529504103>"You two keep quiet about this or else. If word of this gets out I'm vehemently denying any relation to you two."That and/or throwing their asses to the street immediately.
>>529411993Maybe for a Burial SnS style ending, sure.
What would bother Ashley more, Andrew being angry at her or Andrew being disappointed with her?
>>529504909Angry, that's why they're always arguing. Ashley already thinks she's perpetually disappointing and unloveable, so the only way she could make things worse is by actively pissing Andrew off.
>>529504909>being angry at her this
>disappointed with herlol she wouldn't give a shit
>>529504909The thing that bothered her most was Andrew calling her a whore.
I can't believe how PHAT andrew's ass is
>>529509324She's so beautiful
>>529508579Fuck you I was gonna post this first
>finnish
>too poor to experience sauna
Life is grim for the Graves.
What's the extent of Andrew's "fatherhood"? Did he had to take care of leyley's first illness? Take care of her first period? Did he had to give her the talk about "the flower and the bee"? It doesn't look like their parents did jack shit other than keep them alive and housed(the bare minimum)
>>529511839Ashley learnt about sex from R rated films
>>529511839I don't know but he definitely corrected her English everytime he said "did he had" and shit.
>>529504236>throwing their asses to the street immediatelythis is way more likely than the greentext
>>529511839I don't know but he definitely corrected her English everytime she said stuff like "did he had"
>>529512083I'M SORRY I'M JUST A POOR ESL FAG TRYING TO ENJOY THE GAME
>>529512083>heAH! get fucked grammar faggot
>>529511839Andrew cooked for her, washed her, did her homework, and paperwork.
However, it looks like sometime around the Nina incident, this stopped, as Ashley seemingly lost her respect for Renee, and became more independent, making an effort to pull her weight.
Would Ashley make a good trophy wife?
>>529512597I corrected myself first, check m8 librul
>>529513258What does a trophy wife mean in this sense? I've seen it mentioned here before but the definitions I see on the internet don't feel like they fit.
>>529515124It's a sexual fantasy where the man will dress his wife like a whore and grope her in public
>>529508579True assley ass size.
>>529515256that's not what trophy wives are at all
>>529515403It is in 4chan terminology
>>529515124>>529515256It means a wife who isn't fat and still has medium or longer hair even at 40.
>>529515256>>529515446>>529515403>(derogatory) A wife, usually young and attractive, regarded as a status symbol for the husband, usually older and affluent.How does Ashley fit this in any manner, that's what I don't understand
>>529515525Ashley would 100% fit this if Andrew was in his late 30s.
>>529515525>derogatorykek, the absolute state of feminists
>How does Ashley fit this in any manner, that's what I don't understandi believe what anon said in the way Ashley would be a stay at home wife while Andrew provides
>>529515663I can understand if it gives the same connotation even if Andrew isn't much older, but how does a stay at home wife fit this? I thought it was like a wife you have for showing off (or a wife you show off generally, like how Friend B does it with Andrew kek)
>>529515885>like how Friend B does it with Andrewpretty much
>>529515663Those are absolutely not trophy wives since they take care of the house/kids, a trophy wife would just hire some mexican or romanian bitch to clean the house and babysit her children. A trophy wife might also not even give birth if she's scared of loose skin.
Andrew's biggest mistake in picking that bitch Ashley over the bombshell that was Nina.
>>529515960Kewt. I don't know if Andrew would treat her as such though. I put myself in his shoes and I'm conflicted between showing my sisterwife off in public to declare that she's mine, and being jealous of the gaze of anybody else in the crowd.
>>529516158Yeah it seems trophy wife is the modern interpretation of having stolen the most beautiful girl after invading a village in ancient times as a war trophy.
>>529516435How many more times will you repeat this bait
>>529516504>They've really bubbled up, huh?Lol I didn't even notice that. Ah, to feel your sister's breasts on your back.
>>529516435>Andrew's biggest mistake was picking that bitch Ashley over [Your headcanon]Wew lad, he fumbled hard there
>>529520054Of course Ashley can't compete with the made up woman in Anon's mind!
>>529521329>be me, Andrew>Ashley is sitting next to me on the couch>She starts talking lewd, must be horny>She gets on the ground and on her knees, grabs my legs and caresses them slowly>Takes out my 10 incher>"Ashley, what the fugg-">"Shhh, just let yourself go. Leave it to me.">Oh my god she's about to suck me off>Starts literally blowing on my dick>mfw
>>529521679>>be me, Andrew>mfw is ashley
>>529521924Andrew AAP (AutoAshleyPhilia) fantasy
>>529522865Bitch how is you bee??
CoffinOS is progressing smoothly. We're going to be using k9fs (Kit9 File System), which automatically compresses every file into the k9a format.
>>529523225Hmph. I won't use it unless you append my Steam session data to all my local image files with XOR key 00000NEMLEI00000.
I'll NEVER purchase an "early-access" "game".
>>529498986I'm so disappointed my Julia her pixels and colors.
>>529524334I forgot to type lost FUCKKKKKKKKK
>>529523225>CoffinOSWhat that mean
>>529524004You can fuck off then
>>529525381CoffinOS is the only Delphic operating system currently in active development
NO DEVLOG NO DEVLOG NO DEVLOG NO DEVLOG NO DEVLOG NO DEVLOG NO DEVLOG
>>529526524Hey, maybe YOU try making a devlog every month before talking? It's hard work.
This edit was before Episode 3. Was it accurate?
>>529528704Ashley's expression is totally different
>>529527532I can shit out an average progress report right now
>One or two images (three if you're super lucky)>Some issues exist and they will be taken care of / delayed because we have other priorities>Some revisions like building a new engine from scratch or no more monthly devlogs or a poll>Work is still in development>See you next month
>>529529192Thanks Nemlei!
We've had people doing a 180 on how they see Andrew after getting more of his point of view in episode 3. My predictions are that when we get more of Ashley's POV she'll end up being an incredibly tragic character because of one thing: "It's not even that kind of place!!" Of course Renee would think it was though, after all her daughter's worthless in her eyes, and of course Andrew would believe his mom since he *always* looks down on his sister. I think being a masseuse was one of those "hopes and dreams" that she threw away for Andrew, and in exchange he wouldn't have even hugged her if she didn't complain about his lack of affection. How did she get the job? By applying a million times to the same massage parlor until someone got fired and she was first in line plus super enthusiastic to work there, also it's not a job that requires math or anything so it's not impossible for her to get it. In the end I think Andrew "saved" Ashley from a high-paying job for a high school dropout that is.
A year later Ashley gets called a liar by her mom while she's starving to death, her friends don't come to fling food on the balcony, then she discovers that she was sold to organ harvesters and her brother doesn't want to help her take revenge on the parents. Burial Andrew redeems himself but Decay Andrew is such a disloyal fuck that he entertains the idea of siding with Renee instead of backhanding her cunt face to shut her up.
My point is that Ashley did nothing wrong, she's a good girl that was hurt by all the people who were supposed to love her. Most of all, her brother.
>>529529192>it even has artThis will sustain /calg/ for years
>>529529391>I think being a masseuse was one of those "hopes and dreams" that she threw away for AndrewNo one's dream is to be a masseuse, and I am specifically talking about legitimate non-sexual ones.
>>529529192You are Nemlei!
>>529529391Anon, she says "If you want to touch me, it costs money now" Why do the fuck do you guys keep forgetting that line
>>529531493>with no evidence whatsoever Andrew believes that she's a prostitute>she plays into it to make her father-brother mad Ashley would never do that, right? Joke about whoring herself and Andrew taking it seriously?
>>529529391I'd like it very much if Burial had Andrew doing something so heinous that even Ashley was horrified and Andrew "comforted her" only to say "Just kidding! I'm gonna tell" in a sick reverse of the Nina situation.
>>529529391>My point is that Ashley did nothing wrong, she's a good girl that was hurt by all the people who were supposed to love her.People can inherently be total assholes while also being tragic. Ashley had an incredibly shitty childhood and was unlucky to be Renee's daughter, but most people do not react to their mother being neglectful by happily killing other kids and entirely lacking any sort of empathy. Ashley was clearly born with some mental issues, she clearly has some sort of born ASPD and considering how we find out in Decay that Andrew barely has any shred of empathy himself even during his young life...and Renee herself is willing to kill her kids for money, you can easily make an argument that the entire family has some really bad genes going on, and that they're all just rotten people at birth.
Ashley is not a good person and she never was, same goes for Andrew and Renee. At this point honestly (especially from how much Decay focused on Julia and how she was hurt by the two) I feel like Coffin is much more about how much pain and suffering these two cause to the world around them rather then the story being sympathetic in any way towards them.
>>529533480I'm still hoping for Shiningdrew to scare the fuck out of Ashley
>>529533480Episode 3 gave us quite a few callback/parallel moments so I wouldn't be surprised. Like the "Leyley... I don't want to..." "Well I do" moment
>>529534447My favorite ending was Splat because of that. Finally Andrew wins and turns out what he wants most in the world is to die.
>>529411481 (OP)your faggot tranny thread showed up in my gta search, how the fuck does this shitty VN even have a general
>>529535097Because it's not a VN?
>>529535097Play it and find out why
>>529529391>My point is that Ashley did nothing wrong, she's a good girl that was hurt by all the people who were supposed to love her. Most of all, her brother.Ashley is a pitiable woman, but to say she hasn't done anything wrong is borderline laughable.
She caused the death of a child as part of an ill-conceived scheme to traumatize her brother to stoop him down to her level so he could never leave her, and she hasn't owned up to that even when she was at her best as a teenager.
She's a tragic character, yes, but she's living in misery she herself has largely contributed to.
>>529532358>No evidenceWhy would he need evidence? Is this a fucking police case? He only needed a reason to assume so and the reason was Mrs Graves telling him it's a happy endings massage parlor.
>>she plays into it to make her father-brother madWhy would you even want to believe that's why she said it? I mean I guess it's possible but the whole purpose of that whole thing is clearly to show both parallels between the job and Ashley's desire to reconnect with Andrew (see pic related) while also shutting up Bitchus Momicus in the most NEET-ish manner.
>Get a j*b?? Okay, guess I'll become a whore then... What? You told me to get a job!Ashley was too Leyley at the time to stop their ghosting match that lasted way too long, but also desperate to reconcile with her only friend brother bf, so she schemed a wicked scheme to get his attention that forces him to intervene. She is a heckin genius.
>>529535592Ashley's done nothing wrong because OUR HEROESโข can't do any wrong.
>>529535592>She caused the death of a child as part of an ill-conceived scheme to traumatize her brotherBoth of them believed that Nina was alive.
>>529536248That does not take away from the intention of having Andrew harm Nina and then capitalize on using her death to make Andrew the scapegoat and hold it against him.
The intention was always to make a point that Andrew is now bad.
>>529536248There is not any universe where Ashley thought Nina would be okay. She 100% wanted her to die from the start. It's even pretty fucking obvious in the dialogue, Ashley keeps telling Andrew to not think about it, not try and do anything to assure that she'd be okay, nothing. It's even a bit of a cliche. Evil kid killing another kid has been done before in many famous stories and shows and Ashley's way to go about it is set up the exact same way as all those cases. Ashley completely lacks any care for anyone's death and never has since birth, and Renee has nothing to do with that part of her.
It's honestly a crime that Ashley wasn't able to spend her NEET phase on the internet
>>529537304Ashley's the type of girl to call people faggots not enjoy faggots.
>>529537485Everyone likes the word faggot except for virtue signaling women. All the faggots I jerk off with love being called faggots
im a straight man but being called a faggot by a woman would make me happy
>>529537834I don't know about that, being asked "are you gay?" as a teen made me feel like a girly s o y boy bitch.
>>529537834>would make me happydon't you mean "would make me gay"?
I bet Ashley's oat cookies are great.
>>529538625The second worst thing in SnS is Andrew choosing wine over oat cookies for breakfast.
>>529537304Gay (literally) and cringe as fuck. You went out of your way not to put a delphic VN there or something. You had ONE job
>>529538625Unfortunately, even good oat cookies are still oat cookies.
>>529539275What's that supposed to mean? They're crunchy and delicious.
>>529537304>"Ashley...it's been weeks since you came out of there...">"Huh? Oh. Did my parcel come yet?"
>>529539275I've never had any, are they bad or something?
>>529539778Imagine oatmeal with sugar, but compressed into a crunchy cookie.
>>529540013That... doesn't really sound bad
>>529540169They're okay. That's it, just okay.
>>529540169>>529540264It was the best Ashley could probably do with the food in a shithole like Carl's apartment.
>>529540264shut up faggot
>>529539709>>"Huh? Oh. Did my parcel come yet?"This is just Kirino
>>529539709>Renee finds Ashley's dragon dildo collection looking for loose cash
She looks kinda like Ashley
>>529541301>Renee finds a bunch of pictures of Andrew's crotch, various papers with calculations derived from pixel measurements, and an order for a custom dildo named "practice for the real deal"
>>529542143>3D>piercings>tattoos>not Andrew's sisterTrash
>>529542371If Ashley were real she would have piercings and tattoos
>>529542371It's Ashley after five years of working at the massage parlor. So yes, trash.
>>529542508No she wouldn't, because then she wouldn't be Ashley.
>>529542143She looks like her face would get ripped off if I held a magnet in my hand and walked past her.
>>529542508A butterfly tattoo was the absolute limit for women in the early 2000s.
>>529543593Ashley is mentally unwell
>>529543712She's not unwell in a chaotic way though, she won't randomly gauge her eyes out for fun or even cut herself. Ashley is mentally healthier than Julia.
>>529542143>She looks kinda like AshleyUglier than Julia, yeah
I dreamed i was having sex with my grandma and i blame nemlei
>>529543828Don't try to explain the retard his own retardation.
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>The Rio Civil Police confirmed, in a press conference this Tuesday, the 1st, that the 14-year-old teenager who killed his own parents and 3-year-old brother, in Itaperuna, in the Northwest of Rio de Janeiro, had the support of his virtual girlfriend, aged 15.
>According to the investigation, the two planned the crime together and were inspired by the horror game The Coffin of Andy and Leyley , which portrays a couple of siblings in an incestuous relationship who murder their parents.
Oh boy, another murder by fans of this game.
>>529547276I genuinely want to know what's the deal with Brazil and Coffin, like 80% of the fan-songs on YouTube are in Portuguese lol
>>529547276>brazilI really don't see how the police narrowed down their inspirations to this game
Braziley and Portudrew!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM6mifS2BmE
>>529547276You fuckers seriously need to stop killing your parents, unless they sold you to human traffickers or pimped you out or molested you. Then go nuts.
>>529543828don't waste your energy with metal retards
>>529547276Why do games like this or five night at freddies or undertale attract people like this? I seriously dont get it
>>529547692Metal Retards sound metal as fuck
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>>529547790Because people like this exist and they're consumers of entertainment just like everybody else. They're attracted to popular things.
>>529547647>POR VOCE EUUUUUUUU>DEI TUDO QUE TINHAAAAAThread theme is now 3:24 onwards.
>>529547972yet they only exist in the western part of the fanbase
you don't see japanese fans being retarded like this
>>529548057>western>brazil
>>529548057Since when are the hue hue hues Western?
>>529548115>>529548134Brazil is not set in the east
>>529548215What? You mongoloid retard.
>>529548215Most of Europe is in the eastern hemisphere. Turns out that "western" refers to something other than hemispheres.
>>529548473Brazil consumes western culture, it's part of the west
>>529547276it was today that the assassination took place?
>>529548603Who the fuck doesn't consume western culture? You were just talking about JAPANESE fans of this western game.
>>529548603Brazil is as Western as Japan is North Korean.
>>529548694Japan is built on asian culture, they literally think english is the hardest language to learn because their alphabet is nothing like the western one
Meanwhile Brazil was colonized by western powers, use your brain
>>529548852Japanese people have to use the Roman alphabet in order to type. Use YOUR brain.
>>529548852>Japan is built on asian cultureYou are actually low IQ, huh? What is Asian culture? Russia and India are also "Asian", yet their culture is nothing like China's or Japan's.
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>>529548603Post bunda or gtfo, nemleison jr
>>529549025East Asian as in based on confucianism and Han china's culture, are you retarded or something?
>>529548603You will never be white.
Brazil will never be white.
Japan will never be white.
You're welcome.
>>529549571>Japan will never be white.Japan is Wakanda for white people. Prove me wrong.
>>529549809Isn't Atlantis wakanda for white people?
>>529549809>he thinks Wakanda is realLMFAO
>>529549571Japan is white, you retard. Honorary aryans with caucasian genes (the only asians with them)
>>529549809Wakanda doesnt exist, thus Wakanda for white people is Agartha/Hyperborea/Atlantis
>>529549070Ok I thought it was today because of the publication but it's strange that I haven't heard anything about it.
>>529550020>Honorary aryans with caucasian genes (the only asians with them)Holy nonsense batman. Back to /pol/ with you.
>>529550198>starts saying no one is white>proceeds to tell other people to go back to /pol/
>>529550241From /pol/ jpegs like you? Nah
>>529550059Guess it's too local? Here's a news video on it from 5 days ago, the coffin thing is from today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjWbUyq6L4U
>>529550410i dont go to /pol/ since 2014. next time try be less retarded
>>529550020>Wakanda doesnt existneither does the Japan that we dream of
>>529550609Yes it does, fuck off
>>529550020>aryanI don't buy this German theory, I think us whites are Native Europeans not some giga Chad archetype. Japanese people are clearly not native to our lands.
>b-but they're 8.2% slavic or whatever the fuckI don't care.
>>529547276It's brazil. They would pin a murder on the influence of the Teletubbies before admitting that their shithole may have issues.
/CALG/ OF ANDY AND LEYLEY ON /VG/! NO BOARD ELSE!
>>529550428I hope this does not cause damage to the game
>>529550394>saying that east asian mongoloids aren't white is controversial for muttsfuck is wrong with you 'people'
>>529550787The Jomon had their origins on the mountains of Caucasus.
>>529551186go back to /pol/
>>529550576You're the one posting literal nonsense, nigger
>>529550787"Native Europeans" as in Western Hunter Gatherers which lived in Europe tens of thousands years ago and went extinct by the time alphabets were invented? Okay pal.
>>529551205Literally asspulled, nothing supports that theory. And those were Ainu and not proper Japanese anyway, you are extremely stupid.
>>529551752>the natives of japan arent proper japanese>if i'm stupid enough to not know it's asspullledkek
>The only black characters in this game are literal demons from hell
So fucking epic
>>529551554Native Europeans, as in the people who established European nations. Why are you playing dumb? No, I wasn't talking about extinct Neanderthals or Dryopithecus or whatever else lived in Europe 100k years ago.
>>529551868>the natives of an island which was only conquered by japan in the 19th century aren't actually japaneseso many surprises in this world await for a retard like you
(Who is that? That's not /calg/! Hell, that's not even US hours /calg/!!)
>>529552091>natives of an island which was only conquered by japan>japan existed before japan
>>529552181>>japan existed before japanNTA but where is the issue with this logic? Where did Japanese people came from before japan? Did they just came out of the ether?
>>529552545>this whole postThe census should have a IQ test, i bet the average IQ of /calg/ is <90
>>529552545They came from Manchuria but try explaining that to this shitskin juliafag. It will pull "I was merely pretending" off in a couple of posts when its brown brain lets it realize its stupidity.
>>529552883Where did Manchuria people came from?
Oh my god I don't fucking care. It's nothing to do with Coffin
>>529548057>you don't see japanese fans being retarded like this???
Nigger there have been plenty of cases where schizos in japan influenced by some show or game killed someone.
A nation is its people. Coffinland is Coffinland because it's filled with Coffinnish people who established it after the Coffinno-Korean Hyperwar. Arguing semantics about who qualifies as Coffinnish and who doesn't is asinine because everyone intrinsically understands what a Coffinnish person is and everyone else is playing dumb on purpose because they want to muddy the waters and undermine the Coffinnish people.
>>529547276>brazilHe would have killed them with or without coffin lets be real.
>>529553265From where did Kentucky people came from?
>>529553727Oh yeah, because the land of fujoshis, trap porn, futanaris, etc is not ripe with homosexual teenagers posting cringe. I could also cherrypick twitter screenshots of beautiful western artwork compared to search results of ใใฉใณในใธใงใณใใผ
>>529554238>Oh yeah, because the land of fujoshis, trap porn, futanaris, etc is not ripe with homosexual teenagers posting cringeyeah, they make actual art of gay shit and not keep discussing meme flags like mentally ill subhumans
>>52954727699% these reports always just miss assign the game to the case. They see a kid murdered their family, they check the steam account and see they have a creepy game, they assume it's the fault of that game.
It doesn't even make sense. A game about two siblings, inspired a guy and his unrelated gf to kill his own sibling? What?
>>529554387The fuck would you know? You couldn't begin to know what online Japanese discourse entails due to being an EOP.
>>529554506It's sensationalism. What sounds more interesting: "guy and his girlfriend kill his sibling", or "horror game featuring incest and cannibalism inspires brother and girlfriend to kill one of his siblings?" You can only trust the media to tell lies.
>>529554506>>529554831>>529547553they didnt pulled out of their asses, the little retards had talks about living like andrew and ashley and shit like that
>>529554831Its doubtful the brazilian mainstream media would even know what Coffin is about desu. Considering how huge Coffin is among brazillian fans, I think it's just some kids trying to start an edgy hoax.
>>529547276I get the slender stabbing cause that's an unfiction series and edgy early 2010s creepypasta kids actually believed proxies were real....but like, the rpg maker game?
Awooooooooooooooooo
Werewolves of Coffin
Awooooooooooooooooo
nemlei.............this is what no monthly devlogs does to your fans..........we get a little spicy and sometimes............just sometimes.........we go out of control.....and innocents get hurt.......is this what you intended when you deprived us of our monthly treats??? maybe not but, you know the saying..........the gamer also gets a vote ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA. so........how about it nemnems? log onto steam, take some screenshots, say a few words, and give us what we're owed. then you can rest easy in your little suomi yurt without more..........real life coffin moments. it's a win-win
>>529556369>Times you acted like Andrew and AshleyGo
https://youtu.be/Cs-sOlIZAks
>I want a normal life. Just like a newborn child
>I am a lover, hater. I am an instigator
>You are an oversight. Don't try to compromise
>I learn to love to hate it. I am not integrated
>Just call my name
>You'll be okay
>Your scream is burning through my veins
>Sooner or later
>You're gonna hate it
>Go ahead and throw your life away
>Driving me under
>Leaving me out there
>Go ahead and throw your life away
>>529556569I dropped out of college. Literally Andrew.
>>529556569>open sister bedroom door>see her chair shaking while her monitor screen had a naked anime man naked with a huge cock>close door and go to my gf house
>>529547276So? There's more murders in Brazil every year than in all of Europe and America added together. Mere existence of Brazil is a form of genocide of its citizens.
No one should give a shit.
>>529557679Don't be a wimp and lend her a hand!
>>529557679Why didn't you have sex with your sister?
>>529559031because shes 16 and im 25
>>529547276Once again, another demonstration of this game and its general being a glowie central project.
>>529559541That is they gayest reason you could have had
>>529559541>SHE WAS ONLY 16 YEARS 86 DAYS 22 HOURS 12 MINUTES 36 SECONDS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>529559665Julia is so boring, no wonder Andrew wanted to beat her or turn her into a toothless onahole.
>>529559541Damn it, dude! You're living the life. I would totally fuck my sister but alas I'm an only child. What are you doing?!?
>>529559665Julia is so cute
>>529556569That time when I beat him with a rock and left him in the woods
fun times
>>529562492that's not important anymore
>>529556569>see sister panties>jerk off while smelling themSAAAAAAAY GOODBYEEEEEEE
SAAAAAAAAAY GOOD BYEEEEEEEEEEE
I wonder if hanging out with Ashley in a non-life threatening situation would have her being less crazy and more lovng.
>>529563071How good was her scent? What was it like?
>>529563452Ashley is so beautiful.
>>529563452in Cliffhanger Ashley did lament not having friends, so maybe having someone other tahn Andrew could've made her saner, the best she had was Julia who probably never liked her.
>>529563753Maybe Ashley being perceptive could feel Julia's pity and dislike of her, and knew she was just putting up with Ashley in order to get to Andrew which is why they never got along.
>>529563452>>529563661Ashley is so lovely
>>529563753After they settle down in Yoknapatawpha County at the end of Cliffhanger, the new Graves will get along with their fellow southerners.
>>529564349This looks so cool. Ashley Graves is for hard bdsm and ryona
>>529564881I like Ashley's butt in my face
>>529564349If Andrew had his way, would he really kick Julia or Ashley's teeth in just so they can give him better head?
I just came back from a nap. Who the fuck raped my bread?
>>529566829This is embarassing
>>529566967Just look at the publicasiomes and guess who it was.
>>529567935Just a little bit!
who was the one who destroyed this thread?
>>529568769I'd love to destroy Ashley Grave's asshole the same way anon destroyed this thread.
>>529568939Condoms? Trash.
>>529568769It was Anonymous, aka the hacker know as 4chan
>>529544548Julia is the ugliest woman in the game
>>529568769I blame the imps.
>>529547498Brazil is the true incest kingdom. Neymar fucks his sister and is not afraid to admit it. Unfortunately i was only a tourist in a worldcup once but /sp/ can provide details. Also, Brazil is kind of a fucked up place overall, is like Finnland but with nothing good instead.
>>529568986Okay Andrew, time to get off /calg/...
>>529569636>Neymar fucks his sister and is not afraid to admit itno way
>>529547498An story with a blend of incest and violence in a dramatic fashion with dark humour for the brazilian, is like honey for the bears.
>Nemlei didn't provide us with night mode Ashley panties
that fuggin BITCH!
>>529567197I wish Julia would rape me
How to completely mischaracterise a character 101:
>>529570676
>>529570676Play the mod, is heading towards that
>>529570676Are you a dog or a child she sells crack to in a back alley? Unless those conditions are met, Julia won't take any interest in you I'm afraid.
>>529569636>Neymar fucks his sister and is not afraid to admit it.Its Oscar
>is like Finnland but with nothing good insteadBetter beaches
>>529571243A landlocked country has better beaches than Binland.
>>529570864huh
>>529571149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsWt7ey6bo
>>529563452Next OP image please.
>>529569401Renee is actually
>>529572392Saying Renee is ugly implies Ashley is also ugly
Neither are ugly
>>529570676Julia is a pure maiden in love
When did you realize Ashley is the actual floozy whore hussy?
When did you realize that bait used to be believeable?
>>529573729It never actually was, as a matter of fact.
>>529563661I want to buy her tendies and witness her autistically clapping her hands in excitement. My autistic wife Ashley is so fun and sweet!
Sibling slumber party!
Poor Andrew had to be everything for her, even girls sometimes.
>>529575858noooo, that's too foolish!
The person Andrew wants to kill more than anyone is Jane.
>>529576018>Painted nails Andrew strikes backTo his credit, here makes perfect sense
>>529576904True but does it really? Ashley doesn't even paint HER nails
TCOAAL but the game takes place in Brazil, where there's a lot more incest.
>"Go fuck yourself, Andrew."
What did she mean by this?
>>529577053>Ashley doesn't even paint HER nailsUh
>>529578034NTA but what the fuck are we supposed to deduce from an "Uh" anon?
I'm surprised how horny the main subreddit this game is. I thought there'd be a special one for porn. What a time to fap.
>>529577767The drama in this story focus on andrew not wanting to fuck his sister
>>529578631I wanted to ask if he played the game, but i think at this point the assertions themselves are the answers to that rethorical question. So i just... Uh
>baking something in the oven
>ask my sister if she thinks it's done
>"you should take it out now, anon, or it'll get too black
>"that's racist" I joke
>"I don't care, I hate them" she jokes back
Sisters might be cute after all...
>>529579734You'll have succeeded as a brother when she starts dropping gamer words when she's pissed off.
>>529579524I know she painted her nails as a teen anon, but maybe it's not Teenshley and I also doubt she'll like to see her brother be a PHAGGOT by painting his nails
>>529579734Every brother goes
>Ugh, she's so annoying>Ugh, she's so cringe>Ugh, she's so uglyand so on when it comes to their sisters until, one day when she turns super cute by being ray cist and heterochromic.
>>529580335>I know she painted her nails as a teen anon, but maybe it's not Teenshley Well, if you notice her shirt, it seems to be a fanart from their teens. Andrew would hate painted nails as much as the common man, but what can i say? This man loves his sister more than anything else that life could offer.
>>529580335>Every brother goesI don't. I've always thought my sister was an adorable sweetheart. If anything, I wish she would be more annoying.
I wish I could make sweet, gentle, and passionate love to Leyley's tender and juvenile body
>>529584818Based and same
>>529573612She was saved by Andrew at the last second but came closer to it than Julia ever will.
>no surprise drop of episode 4
Itโs over
>>529585414Reminder
>Furry/guro/lolikon/shota outside of /b/.
>>529585664Anon, that only applies to porn. You're allowed to post lolis on every board
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>>529585664Only applies to explicit images, and even then the "furry" part is a lie because that's literally half of /trash/. No clue why that gets a pass when lolisho doesn't, it's essentially "/bg/ - Random Generals" anyway.
It's legal to say I want to fuck Leyley and there's nothing you can do about it
>>529569636>Neymar fucks his sister and is not afraid to admit itWait, what?
>>529580335I hope that day comes soon. My sister unfortunately remains a fat retard.
>>529586292Well you're very clearly
>Trolling outside of /b/.
>>529587324NTA but my nigga in christ every post on this site could be classified as trolling
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Leyley? More like Sexy
>>529588839Sibling kisses! (age appropriate)
>>529585664Reminder
>>>/r/eddit
>>529590843Not him but this is not one of those instances, this nigger posts about a different fetish every thread.
>>529591189Guess he is tired of the futa crap
>Ashley to Julia: And here's my little secrect, Andy and I killed Nina!
>>529591521Ashley, what's a secrect
>>529591625Don't your ragebait me you flooz!
>>529592464Aren't girls cutest when they're almost retarded?
>>529593116I understood that reference.
Ummmm
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buranya~
>>529560694Stop trying to make anons with a sister make a creepy move on their sibling anon
Between Coffin and Kodomo no Jikan, I seriously think the best romances are written by women
>They say that there's a secret slur~
>It starts with N and ends with ER~
>But you never got banned from Twitter did you~
>It goes the N the I, the double G, the E oh my~
>The hardest R completes the N word tower~
>>529547276>Killing his own family because of a virtual hussy>Inspired by TCOAALHuh?
>go to touch grass
>come back and thread is still up
slow thread bros... we're BACK!
>no devlog
Devlogbros... it's over.
>>529596649It's still 1st of July in Hawaii and will be for 8 more hours. It's not over until the fat bitch sings.
>>529594620Julia's not the only one who has changed. Meet the new Andrew.
>>529417686>patient of a saintESL. Go back to your designated shitting street, Mandeep.
>>529417929>Andrew is a good boy who did nothing wrong
Imagine how bad Andrew stinks
Where do I get me some crazy ass white girls like Ashley?
>>529597974It has to be your sister
>>529598383My sisters are black.
>>529598612why are your sisters black
>>529599060Dad is black and he likes impregnating different black women. I have two half sisters and they each have different mothers. I also have a half brother on my mom's side. I also have a Jotaro Kujo situation where my Grandpa was horny, so I have a Uncle that's younger than me.
>>529599613What could've been...
>>529599060Julia had a rough relationship with her father.
I saw Nemlei at a grocery store in Lahti a while ago. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Niin kuin sรค teet juuri nyt?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "tรค? tรค? tรค?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
>>529599309>>529599986Aw man, someone get the camera, it's him!
>>529599840Burial should have a Christmas Carol sequence of times like this
>>529601735>Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come>Shows Andrew and Ashley's names on Gravestone
>>529602265>Here lies Ashley (She never scored)
This game does things to me...
>>529602818>Ashley gives a Tiny Tim a demon
>>529602818>Here lies Andrew (He was never happy)
>God himself appears
>He tells Andrew and Ashley he will forgive them of their sins as long they don't continue to be a couple
>They tell him to fuck off
When I started playing this game, I expected something quick and fun, I didn't thought it could make me rethink my existence.
Between the many topics the story brings, Andrew's personality is what hit me the most. I lack any care for anyone in my life; not my family or colleagues, which makes me feel very empty and, in general, like a freak. The only reason I minimally worry of them is because of the things they provide. Even if I know I should care and love them for what they've given me, I can't help but feel indiferent or even resentful, and that itself makes me feel guilty, as if I'm being unjust and making others suffer just because of how I am.
If Andrew has Ashley as his only exception, mine wouldn't be a person but fiction itself. The games I play, the books I read, the music I hear... indulging in art, loosing myself in these stories, is my sole motivation to not give up on life. Living through these characters and convincing myself I stand for some moral code, when in reality I'm just scared of trying for the things I truly want; keeping appearances just for my fear of rejection.
I mean not to compare my situation with his, since in my case, the fault is solely on me and my way of being. With this post I just wanted to show how this game may impact someone and make them reconsider the way they live; to prove this game is way more than the fun quickie I thought it was going to be.
I believe art should be there to make the consumer think, and offer new points of view in life so they may grow as people. Quick consumption might be fun from time to time, but a person who doesn't indulge in art is missing out on the best part of it, it's capacity to change your life.
>>529603563That's not how it works.
>>529604681This pasta isn't taking off, man. Let it go
The lack of Mother-Son incest in this thread is fucking astonishing. I thought you of all people would be rabid at the possibility of Andrew banging Renee.
>Wanting Andrew to fuck the women who tries to get him and Ashley killed
>If Andrew is a retard and sides with her instead of Ashley, they both die
Yeah no.
>>529606981/calg/ is mostly White people who played the game so not really.
>>529606981We love Renee x Douglas here
Female Andrew who looks like a mini Renee.
The coffee of Angie and Leyley.
>>529608628>Coffee*Coffin* I'm a retard.
>The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Has Ruined an Entire Generation
Gotta go back to the wagie cage. Goodnight, /calg/
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he needs to appreciate her
Andrew did nothing wrong. Those bitches and whores got what was coming to them.
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>"I love you so much that I'm in love with you"
Did no one else catch that line at all? Also:
>"That hurts you know, it really does"
Here, Ashley admits seeing Andrew angry/upset hurts her just as much as it hurts Andrew to see her sad. I have just a slight hunch burial will lead to sibling breeding the likes we haven't seen in media before.
Looks like Waero is cooking.
>>529612754>Did no one else catch that line at all? I mentioned this earlier too lol
>>529459042I don't know why people don't mention it at all.
>>529612754Some of these lines are too good for such a brutally depressing ending. "Then take me, and be mine" is another one. The worst part of SnS is that being better to their sibling and in general is still in their hands, but they just can't do it.
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?
>>529613489Similar wavelengths, anon. I think you could compile a whole set of quotes from throughout the game that tell you what it's actually saying about how they feel for each other. Weather they'd admit it(somewhat in Questionable, SnS, and Andrew's side in Cliffhanger) or not.
>You're struck with an odd urge to pull this brooding bitch into your arms and force her to stay until she smiles>The BEST BEST BEST BEST THING EVER (Andrew's Plush)>Will you like me again after that?>.....I didn't stop.
We are getting something real good from Waero soon.
>>529612754The whole point is Leyley is talking out of her ass. She is incapable of loving. Andrew keeps crashing out because the moment her "Ashley" side started to be repressed around the basement part of ep2, Andrew stopped getting the love and emotional support that kept him going.
There is a massive difference between the Ashley from ep1 to the burial ends of ep2 and the clearly stated to be Leyley from the moment you pick the option to enter Decay.
To put the duality of Ashley and Leyley into other words, imagine that you rather than having grown out of your younger self it instead clings to existence so hard it represses your would be current self instead.
To understand Ashley's shifts in personality you really need to actually replay the game from the start while paying attention to her behavior and role in their relationship.
>>529606981Fuck outta here, haggot faggot.
>>529615893Bro are haggots actually white or something? Where the hell do they get the money to commission all this good shit while Ashley is relegated to amateur hour.
>commission
It's probably just a third world shit hole faggot who does it for free
>>529617897You are such a nigger omg. Just reading anything you type makes you look like the blackest gorilla nigger.
>>529618068Trve
Now look at this commission I made from a first world country artist
>>529618332Ashley fags are genuinely the most braindead autists I've ever seen. Atleast the secondaries don't pretend to be better than what they are, you just seethe over literal observations like a teenage girl kek.
>>529618554I think this guy is ban evading. Just based on the fact
>>529615893 was posted earlier than deleted.
>>529618554You write like a jogger. Seethe.
>>529618670Actual schizo.
I find it incredible how even after all this time, this game has caused enough seeth to cause even its own supposed, "fans" to detract it so much. Haggots, their Korean Attention whore dramacow, their reskin trojan mod, and the autistic faggots who impersonate Nemlei have done everything in their power to absolutely detail this game, and yet their attempts are just as sad and futile as ever. They got btfo in Episode 3 and will after each subsequent release of this game. So chimp out and seeth harder, keep wasting your time. Nemlei is laughing to the bank, and everyone knows your discount frauds and always will be. Total Haggot death. Total Nemlei Victory
>>529619668NIGGA HEIL NEMLEI
>>529617897Ashley's entire sex appeal is coming from Nemlei with her unique style drawing her on most CGs and drawing her very hot, but it is a style that uses small extra detail on a low detail style to call attention to charm points.
It doesn't translate into other people's artstyles at all. Hell good looking Ashley fanart is rare because of it.
Renee on the other hand has that tired expression and that ponytail to define her character which easily transfers to other styles and is hot by themselves.
I hate that the only heavily-pregnant woman Nemlei has drawn is Friend B's wife. Is it so hard to give Ashley a bump?
>>529616615Ashley does actually try to comfort him in Episode 3, after they leave the gas station, but he brutally shuts her down and calls her the most vile woman on Earth. And this after seeing him murder her in the vision. It's no wonder she's desperate to get Andy back, and refuses to look closer at it if she "succeeds" and crashes out herself if she fails. She doesn't know what to do without him and will do pretty much anything to stop that from happening, even working for ??? or whoring herself out to Andrew.
>>529620369>he brutally shuts her down and calls her the most vile woman on EarthHe just wanted some alone time and she refused to give it
>>529620474The oat cookie finale, finally!
>>529620546Well yes, but she's too insensitive to realize that. In her mind that's the final proof he hates her now.
>>529618670I'm not the autist that's arguing with you. I'm the guy that essayed about Ashley/Leyley
>>529616615 >>529619818.
I'm also the one that posted the Waero pic.
>>529615893Leave me out of this retardation please.
I don't have nearly enough vodka in me to deal with yankee autism right now.
>>529619891It's a real artist.
Remember models are trained in REAL art.
>>529620369He freaks out because it's Leyley, who tries and fails to fake affection. Just like how in the basement Leyley is smug thinking she's in complete control, tries to be fake-comforting, and it has no effect on Andrew.
Her just sitting on her ass waiting for Andrew to make a miracle is Leyley's behavior. If you look back at episode 1 and 2, Ashley always steps in and throws a curveball to get things moving when Andrew is stuck like that because then he'll figure something out in the changed circumstances.
They literally have a whole conversation about the definition and identity of Ashley and Leyley in Shots and Such, that ends with "there is only Leyley now".
>>529621098>Admits to ban evading anywayWow, what a retard.
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Too late, I already had one waiting
NGN HIJACK LUL
>>529621256>>529621256>>529621256
>>529621278>decides to bake after anon announces his intention to bake at pg8>bakes after there is already a new bake
>>529621248I posted the one you still see because the dumbass forgot to crop.
Leave me the fuck alone.
>>529621440Have you tried not being a faggot?
>>529621530Is this your best bait? Really?
>>529615589What the fuck is that mouth? Someone make a proper edit with her lips covered in lipstick properly, it wouldn't even be hard.
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