Thread 714205230

Stream 1:
Now: Ratchet: Deadlocked
Next: Spyro: Year of the Dragon
Later: Metaphor: ReFantazio (Part 2)


Stream 2:
Now: Elden Ring
Next: End of Day 3


Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

Previous Thread: >>714188050

>Randomiser
>2P1C
Mig in hell

I nigged

DOCTOR, TURN OFF MY MIG INHIBITORS

not even close

I died

miggy
that was a close one

>>714205230 (OP)
smdhfr

there is a limit of how much ratchet speedruns a man can watch, and i am at that limit. stream 2 here we go

>>714205230 (OP)
You flying too close to the sun, son. Don't bake so late next time.

CUM IN PLUM

2P1C RANDOMISER SOULSLOP RUN
OR
INCOMPREHENSIBLE 4-PLAYER SPLITSCREEN RACE RUN

CHOOSE

I think I'll just come back for Spyro, maybe that won't suck...

I NINJA'D INSTEAD OF MIGGED
IM SORRY

>>714205431
ANON, IT'S AN ELDEN RING RANDOMIZER

>>714205425
cool plums

miggy this is the thread for me

>>714205467
the one with the girl

>>714205425
>both made at the exact same second
Mig mind. This one links to the previous thread though

>>714205467
I choose puppery

>>714205426
Wasn't Arry Porrer slightly overestimate?

JRPG speedruns are better than this.

>>714205540
So both?

>>714205487
DIE

>>714205467
maybe I should take a break shit until something good is on

>>714205498
might be fun if the runners are entertaining and competent

Migged in the nick of time

>>714205426
HROT was that good, huh? Will catch a vod later. Good game.

>>714205426
@grok is this true? >>714202521

>ESA is half over
>barely reached 20k in donations
They're not even getting 50k this year, are they..ESA will die again..

>>714205610
anon...

>>714205771
Had two Czechs on the couch, analyzing the game and also shittalking in the magical way only Czechs can.

>>714205498
Anything > that Deadlocked shitshow. And that's one of my favorite games!
>>714205592
They can be very good. Not in tech, but at least entertaining. This is pure headache.

>>714205856
Honestly more than I was expecting after the drama

>>714205771
good straight forward run. main reason it was rated so high was because it was after a 6 hour FFVII rebirth run and during a 6 hour FFVII run

>>714205936
What drama, I don't keep up with this stuff

>>714205856
goes to show how much sponsors put in

>easiest difficulty
>double damage
Oh. ZZZ rating from me then.

MIGGED

>>714205426
CTR rundown?

Damn, Catalystz looks much better than a couple of years ago.

Get hyped for puppery's run!!

>made it on time for the L2 run
aw yea

HOLY SHIT A GIRL

>everytime their arms brush up against each other
oh mein gott im migging

AAAAAAAAAAA ESAPLUM FEELING FRAME PERFECT

Cute ER girl is back. Wish I had the looks of Catalystz to get a girl like that, even with the grating voice.

>Catliyist using his ESA slot to force cute girls to touch him while practising
Lol

FRAME PERFECT

ENTER

Just as the thread recovered from the previous segment with women in it..

>belt as quasi-corset
That is cheating!

Tfw ywn play elden ring with puppery on the same controller

OMG its L2

>>714205865
The thread went over this with Robo the last time, your dick is a terrible detector, she's just British dinner lady vibes.

Imagine doing this 2p1c shit with someone who's not your girlfriend

Why do they play retarded like this instead of crossing arms?

>>714205426
CTR is just one of those games than never has a bad run

60 nigger ?

>>714206394
oops>>714206118

Damn Cata I suggested a Vaquer shirt, you went right past that and into NJPW. Good lad.

>>714206198
It's the charisma and compatibility more than anything that women like. They can smell when you're just out for sex or children, you gotta convince them you're interested in them

>>714206103
Coco's

>>714206331
>catalystz gets to slight his dick through those fishnets, just slightly moving her panties aside to fuck her in the pussy
it's not fair bros...

>>714206457
Mostly for the spectacle of it.

>>714206357
Makes me miss the 2d posting.

>>714206457
maybe it's less comfortable long term
idunno

>>714206457
Too lewd

>not a single good run
These events sure have gone to shit over the years

What button was it? L1 right?

>>714206103
It had an entertaining runner and impressive tricks. Honestly I think it got a little overrated but it was a solid run

they have aleady touched hands twice within the first 4 mins of this run

>>714206456
Shame Ben isn't running anything this time. Love that lad.

>Two hours like this
They are gonna get uncomfortable half and hour in

>>714206457
Having your elbows running into each other probably wouldn't be very comfortable for a long run

>>714206645
L2 L2 L2 L2 L2

>>714206508
I've been brutally rejected so many times that I have a visceral negative reaction if I try to express interest in women, if I am actually interested in them.

>we're on stream 2, we do things a little smaller here
Nobody told him that stream 2 made the biggest donation jump of the event today
>>714206773
He got screwed by Edenal and Planks, it's doubtful he'd want to be at it.

>>714206456
eben and josh did VC and LS 2p1c :v)

>>714206809
they're gonna fuck after this

we want parkenharbor

>>714206457
Happy now?

>>714206456
>no late night 'en 'ick drop
Sigh

>>714206457
OH GOD IT IS TOO LEWD they had to immediately swap back whew

Cute hand swap

>arms locked together
kore wa.....

>>714206928
I'll do it because Catalystz is based

>>714206881
QRD?

>BIG DOOD
>L2
'lmao

this is going to be a trainwreck

they fucking?

Today was pretty mediocre outside of CTR.

>>714206928
Yes. Also because I want to see if they'll fail against Malenia again.

>>714206928
The other run is for ants. Can't win.

>>714206956
Parky?

>>714206928
No, because attractive men does :3

*subtle hand bump*

>>714207134
YES

>>714207134
the guy in the middle is the only one who looks like he has a soul

>>714206331
>Fishnets
God, what a slut.

>>714207110
dlc, so messmer and radahn

is it me or is she blushing every time they swap

>>714207201
Silence

>>714207253
Yes and unfathomably wet

>>714207160
notice how she keeps the second hand touching
women are so horny

>>714207253
she has too much blush on

>>714207253
She's using makeup for rosy cheeks. That is to say, she might, but you wouldn't be able to tell.

are bosses randomized too?

>>714207160
>>714207253
>that smile after they touch hands

>>714207042
They basically wanted to boot the entire scheduling team but have him and Das stay around to unfuck things.
https://pastebin.com/NGSNeFT6

>>714207253
yup

calling souls money is triggering my autism in a way i didnt think possible this is the first time ive heard anyone call it that

>>714206863
I feel you man. I'm watching now because I've had too many breakups and just need some me-time. It's not your fault. It's nobody's fault

>>714207502
ummmmmm they're runes????

>>714207543
im about to rune your face with my fist pal

the anon that was going to the store never came back with my monster...

>upgrade cost is bound to weapon weight
huh, never knew this

>>714207502
They're runes

>>714207160
Toilet bitch.

>>714207596
kek'd

>>714207614
check inside your pants king

>>714207614
just like papa.......

so is she single or...?

>>714207286
hurm

>>714207614
How about some Monster Munch?

I just roke up

>>714207394
>it's still being shared
oh my
>image sharing is still blocked in this third world shithole country
girl playing the toot.jpg

>>714207739
>saving a thumnail

>>714207791
>>714207739
What....

I call them Scooby Doo fragments. Always have. Always will.

>>714207656
Meant for >>714207134

>>714207871
holy reddit

the ost of deadlocked is ballin

>>714207134
>>714207286
Careful, she's Serbian

i like this donation reader's accent

>>714207394
Shame.

>>714207502
Why? It's money. You buy items and upgrades with it.

>>714208020
whats wrong with that

Even more galloping around than in the base game speedrun.

>>714208020
I'll take the risk.

>>714207523
Enjoy your me-time. I've definitely done the same in the past, and a good, long run can be a nice distraction.

>>714208096
Well if you're from Albania you might have problems

>your hand will never be sandwiched between a girl's softer hand as you play one of your favorite video games
how do i cope with this

The sexual tension is lighting up the room

>>714208313
Which stream are you talking about?

>>714208270
I'll be fine

>>714208418
Stream 3

she never misses the opportunity to touch his hand as much as possible

turns out the thread is full of romatics

>>714208458
There is zero reason to do this run unless you want an excuse to touch each other

>>714208458
>I will never experience this
Time to die.

>>714208458
Would you? Just look at him.

offtopic general

are they dating or is this run a romance move by catalystz?

>>714208529
You mean men.

Catalystz looks so much better with a beard/stache

>>714208558
yea I'd fuck him

>>714208574
Sure looks like they’re dating. Otherwise she’s just all over him and he doesn’t care

>>714207775
Oh hay, hope you're doing ok.

and yeah, it's a good view into things even if it ultimately boils down to being the age old managemental ego issues running shit into the ground.

>>714208574
I cannot imagine them not dating and doing this. That would be insane imagine the cuck that would be on the other end of watching this kind of run

>>714207394
>me and Ben
>I
Who's the author?

>stream 1 is sonyslop
>stream 2 is making me want to an hero
FUCK

>>714208458
she just smiles so widely from a simple hand touch
inconceivable, incomprehensible, alien

>>714208731
Das

>>714208574
>catalystz is the one initiating and making all the moves

>>714208574
do you think they would have practiced enough to do this run together without already being in a relationship lol how would that even happen

>>714208783
Got it, thanks, anon.

>>714208731
DasPharaoh

>>714208458
>the way she snuggles her arm into his
i would have a raging erection

rate Ratchet deadlocked (wurd record)

>>714208837
the tactical pillow shows they've practiced this

>>714208884
ZZZ
The fact it was on ng+ ON EASY and DOUBLE DAMGAE makes it shit

>>714208884
F
>unwatchable tiny screens
>tranny

>>714208458
d-did her boob touch his arm?

>>714208884
D a mess to watch

>>714208884
A

>>714208884
F
Terrible

>>714205230 (OP)
What game?

>>714208884
F, that was unwatchable

fantastic mustache on s2

ATTENTION, GIRL ON STREAM 1 WITH NO PRONOUNS

>>714208884
F, easy. Absolutely unwatchable layout. Not Z because that's one of my favorite games.

CHEEKY GOBLIN' HANDJOBS

>>714208884
I'm sorry I'm watching vidya game handholding, uncensored, on livestream.
I can't be arsed to deal with shitty rating snow, I'm squeeing internally.

>>714208948
>ng+ ON EASY
LE
MAO

>>714208884
F

>>714209098
omg the one on the right...

>>714208884
D, impossible to tell whats going on

>>714208884
>more ratchet slop
Z

>>714208697
Existing, working, speedrunning, trying to make the event that I mentioned ages ago but real life has a way of making shit not work . We're getting there, though, should be able to start testing in a couple of months, maybe, just maybe, get something going early next year.

The Putrescent Knight in this arena is honestly less game-breaking than the hippopotamus fucker who ruins the camera just by sneezing

I don't think they are good, someone donate so they swap again.

>>714208884
ZZZ

ER run will get all S and Z ratings, absolutely no in-between.

do bosses normally 1 or 2 shot you in elden ring?

>>714209098
brutally mogged by stream 2 girl

/esa/ this is you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCEx6PXpLPs

>>714209376
The DLC's scaling is really shitty due to fragments

>I have now watched a cute girl handholding a guy for half an hour
All I feel is pain. I can’t take it bros. I have never felt this miserable

>>714208884
D

>>714207775
I'm enjoying ESA but I'll never forget this shit. Hope all is going well

>>714209458
you can hold my hand bro

God damn this day started off well, what happened?

>>714209410
I don't anyone here is a woman or a cyclops

i heard a coin noise but i cant be sure since my coin counter did not increase

>>714208884
I'm doin' him an F

>>714209376
not that unusual to get 2-shot in the DLC unless you have leveled Vig a lot and have a lot of scadu fragments. idk how things are tuned with the randomizer tho

>>714209604
holy, how come?

Miku!

>want to shittalk about the run
>it's just anons berating themselves over their loneliness

>>714209502
the fuck is that bitch on the right wearing?

>>714209410
Can't be these threads, nobody's accused her of having balls.

My Firefox is acting up and I have to keep up with one of the faster threads from the phone. It's a pain much greater than spending your whole life without holding a controller with a cute German gamer girl.

>>714209745
WHAT RUN
YOU ARE ALSO META SHIT TALKING
FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOTG FOAIDJFOAISDJASOIDJ

>>714209376
it's the rollslop meme elevated to the extreme, elden ring is a parody of dark souls 3 which was a parody of ds1

>>714208884
Z or F whichever is lower. It was honestly unwatchable

>>714209521
thanks, I really needed this bro

>>714209771
jrpg girl armor (+3 defense)

>>714209771
The black and white thing is called a shrug.

>>714209771
Reminds me of the DAMAGED Joker.

fuck the Putrescent Knight
what a cunt

i know rollslop is famous for that "ITS MY TURN TO ATTACK" meme but elden ring really dials this shit up to 11 for fuck's sake please stop attacking for a second wtf

>>714196285
>>714196561
delivering dark plum

>>714208884
>4 screens
my brain turned off immediately

>>714209917
Cool, but if you were a real nigger you would've had dark Plum stand cockily on Plum's broom after a thrust.

>>714209806
phone posting scum

>>714209917
Pretty good, anon!

>>714209917
cool as fuck

>>714209917
nice

>>714209917
kino

>>714209917
kino

what are they thinking about?

>>714209917
Dark Plum is fucking baked

>>714209917
wait witch one is the dark one

>>714210024
Interior decorating.

>>714210024
>maybe i could pull a cute german if i got some ER world records

>>714210024
>

>>714209917
nice!

>>714209917
basado

Who are these thots?

ESA have altered the deal. Pray they do not alter it further

>>714209917
now make them kiss

You gotta admit they're a cute couple.

Shes so fucking cute holy shit

>>714210257
my wife #1
my wife #2

>>714210247
my gf and wife

>>714209917
das it mane

>>714209917
Really impressive artwork anon! Is this a reference to Guras Ash Again music video

Kind of a bummer it's not just DLC being swapped bosses.

HAHAHAA SHE CUTE AMIRITE
DAE THINK CUTE

What's she talking about?

fuck, marry, kill
Clods
Kixyxox
Puppery

>>714210403
i can satisfy her

>>714210403
What she encountered in her hotel room last night

>>714209917
this is really good
it like
belongs on a tshirt

>>714210403
tiny tim

>alzheimer dude
>purple shirt

>>714210439
fuck,marry,kill in that order

>mrmizzow submitted 11 different runs for FF9, all over 10 hours long
>including a $20% run (denied)
trying to take up metako's mantle i see

>>714210403
sonic 1 on the snes

>>714209914
yep and they don't give you nearly enough cool shit you can do to make up for it

>>714210549
lol

>>714210549
kek

>>714209995
Yes, and?

>>714210439
fuck clods, marry puppery, kill kixyoxox

>>714209914
>from was able to sell a turn-based game to actionfags and they still haven't caught on

>>714209272
>but real life has a way of making shit not work
Fuck, I sure know that feel, I hope shit works out even if it sometimes feels like progress is at a snail's pace.

>>714210403
The Gnome menace

>>714210275
I’ve always liked Cata’s runs. He’s one of those people that’s been doing it for a long time now but the threads only started noticing him a couple of years ago. Informative, good energy, skilled and a top lad.

I’m happy for him.

>>714210549
KEK

>>714210549
lol

>>714210724
>this is what clair obscura fags actually believe

How are you anons enjoying ESA? I don't know why but I find speedruns kind of boring nowadays, probably because I have more limited time but I swear I think these ESA threads have been faster than they ever were in the past

>>714210758
he's one of those rare speedrunners who's autistic, but well-adjusted, well-spoken, and relatively energetic. i really like him and that one dude from GDQ, i think his name is jaxxler or something.

>>714210564
He kind of did have that in a way with his FFIX run at ESA Legends, a lot of fucking about and going way over estimate.

>>0714210876
>GUYS LOOK AT ME I POSTED A LUST PROVOKING IMAGE WITH MY IRRELEVANT TIMEWASTING QUESTION PLEASE LOOK AT ME

>>714210348
It's OoT Dark Link you fucking idiot

>>714210876
esa?

>>714210876
mediocre, i'm looking forward to SGDQ and dogwater more than anything. the drama really ruined ESA.

Right, lads, you do enjoy lovey-dovey couple, and I'm going to watch HROT run.

>>714210876
we're back to a good ESA after last years shitshow. I'm hopeful the event recovers but we'll see if it gets better or rose the coming days

>>714210876
>>714210967
neuron activation

>>714210348
Fuck off guraspic

>>714210876
I just enjoy watching it more as a ritualistic thing. Even if the runs aren't all great, there's something that I just find comforting about the experience as a whole. Plus the threads are always a fun change of pace to chill in and hang out so I don't have to be in other /v/ threads. Also it's nice to just have it on another monitor as I gen a bunch of AI smut

>>714210876
It's pretty good. Glad I didn't book time off for it, but I've enjoyed seeing so many new runners and the pleasant surprises outweigh the disappointments

>>714210823
As true as this edit is, it amazes me how much Shen's artstyle and humour have fallen off

>>714210967
>lust provoking
>fully clothed woman
???

Is Kixyxox German?

>>714209917
I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH
YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH

>>714211003
I can satisfy her

>>714210876
It's been ok at best, couple standout runs but mostly just noise with them spinning the wheels to look productive.

>>714210974
>>714211042
I've never played a Zelda game, sorry.

helloo

>>714210403
I'm so fucking lonely bros

>>714210876
mostly been very boring, some of the scheduling decisions have been baffling (wtf was that dogshit yesterday)

>>714211175
STOP

>>714210876
i'm happy it's a real marathon again even if most runs are subpar

Kino incoming.

>>714211175
I have never felt more like more of a third wheel then the audience

>>714211148
Yeah, I guess brown people don't enjoy them

>>714211175
please, kill me

The guy on stream 2 has a very annoying voice

>>714210986
>SGDQ
I do not believe you.

oh it's american humor hour

I HATE SHEMP I HATE SHEMP I HATE SHEMP

yay more spyro
exactly what everyone wanted

>>714210876
>I swear I think these ESA threads have been faster than they ever were in the past
this time of day is where they peak, in a few hours they'll extremely slow despite being primetime in North America. guess the yuro marathon really does mostly attract yuro fans

>>714210986
its completely fine man

this day peaked really hard with the ctr run, huh?

>>714211418
Spyro is a good run though

actual normal looking dudes running spyro
incredible

>>714211487
coyness levels are off the charts with this bitch i cant take it

>>714210986
So you just want to be ragebaited by the progressive shit and cringe.

elden ring didnt need to be open world

>>714211418
hush europoor, its time for the donations to start

>>714210986
>SGDQ
I used to remember feeling lonely when GDQ events ended but the past few years I've felt nothing, they have been boring as shit

>>714211432
Early morning Euro hours when there's a TinyTim Spectrum run are when ESA is at it's best.

>>714211468
chat is this real

>SGDQ will start less than 24 hours after ESA ends
I might actually reach marathon fatigue before all this is over

>>714211502
The event peaked with CTR. If anything surpasses it i'd be surprised.

>>714210884
I know him, he’s a good runner. I think he runs Pumpkin Jack among others. Always talking but never obnoxious with it. Add him to the rare pile of charismatic runners.

>>714211551
Won't come close to CTR desu

CHOKE

CHOKE

>>714211550
yeah
but I do appreciate the insane vistas they crafted

>>714211418
Oh, that explains the being loud and obnoxious.

>>714211608
My body is ready

>softlocks
trainwreck already and is not even 5 minutes in

Are these runners reddit?

i hate this more already though

Can somepony please tag what stream you're referring to?

American's are taking over

plum spotted at stream 7

[Stream 5] I did not expect that chainsaw beheading

>>714209917
HOLY BASED

>>714211608
We can mig directly into the gdq threads

>>714211608
pacing myself by skipping all of the sony slop at ESA

>>714211839
Metako went a bit extreme but I guess that resolves the administration issue.

Stream 1 is great

>>714209917
HOLY BASED

yeah im thinking cringe kino

Oh it's just a meme race. Save me stream 2

>>714205230 (OP)
whoever's archiving all the plum art on the booru, thank you
https://vidya.pics/post/list

>>714211782
>watching stream 1 at all while stream 2 is up
ISHYGDDT

Early F from me bros

is shemp chibi if he didn't turn out weird?

>>714212021
stream 2 has been boring from the start though

>I'm kind of insane
>I'm kind of GOATed
These dudes are so annoying.

>said fucking
BANNED

>You don't even know your girlfriend's birthday
>But I can tell her how to get big head mode

>>714212021
sorry I'm not a faggot self inserting as a biohole

>>714212007
>runners being audibly excited and having fun
>/v/ hates it

>>714211936
They're having fun. I don't like it. I'm not having fun. It's not jealousy, I'm just annoyed.

>i can tell her how to get big head mode
>bro this is a pg stream
cringe kino(?)

I hope muh low energy whingers are happy with this.

im thinking about dropping at least 30k usd on this poggers spyro year of the dragon 100 egg run this is just too funny

how fucked are they if consort radahn gets put as the final boss

[Stream 1] I hate these guys so much

>>714212118
open all of these, she smiles every time

god damn Catalyst eats so good
she's so hot

>>714212107
god this was so funny

>>714212120
it sounds so fake though
Genuine enjoyment is contagious. Tryhards like these dudes are just annoying.

>>714212127
Way too hyperactive for an outsider.

>>714212120
We liked CTR though

>>714212118
I have wasted my life

>>714212235
imagine the post-esa run nakadashi

>>714212120
If this is the kind of run you enjoy, you don't actually enjoy speedrunning

>>714212268
Paid shills

>>714212120
I do not see the pronouns on DylanJayFox
I assume it's a tranny thus
I shan't be watching without a he/him on that dude.

[Stream 2 post] God I'm glad I'm not watching that cringe shit on stream 1

>>714212321
Please get this off my screen.

>>714212127
this "fun" is too GDQ-adjacent for my taste

notice how you chuds keep prattling on about CTR when Katamari was the exact same kind of run and no one bats an eye

[Stream 1 post] God I'm glad I'm not watching that cringe shit on stream 2

>>714210403
This year's prizes are good

>Ratchet and clank, 4 players, game feed takes up less than half the screen
>Spyro, 2 players, game feed takes up 70% of the screen
esa is run by retards, but we already knew that

>>714212016
oh look, that NIGGER RETARD uploaded another DUPLICATE IMAGE
https://vidya.pics/post/view/120377#search=plum
https://vidya.pics/post/view/109790#search=plum

>>714212321
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet, spike. forevermore..
time.

>>714212321
NOOOO THEY'RE MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY AUTISTIC HOBBY

>>714211928
It was funny when he said “HEY CHLODS, I’M GONNA RAPE YA!!!”

>>714212387
Katamari doesn't get the based childhood game boost though. Only the weeb fever dream boost, and that doesn't hold up to kiddy memories of racing game.

>>714212268
Dude said fucking, impossible to be scripted.

I never finished Elden Ring, should I go back and play it?

>>714212387
what do you mean, that got rated highly on the chart and dominated the thread. it was just a few days ago instead of a few hours ago (everyone will also forget the CTR run by thursday)

>>714212502
It's a parody of being a "bad-mouthed" American.

>>714212506
the qt german gf is not included

>>714212506
i dunno

Faggots.

>>714212438
yeah there's a bunch of duplicates of my plums
I hope they dont delete mine, I don't have a back up

>>714212506
filtered

>>714212506
yea why not. you already own it
good game

>>714212506
The base game is fantastic. I'm pretty lukewarm on the DLC unless you really really want more Elden Ring.

>>714212321
Best part of that run was him bitching about the runner and couch doing the same shit he does.

>>714212552
Impossible. Banned after run, calling it.

>>714212387
i rated both of them SSS, anon-kun

>>714210876
It's fine. Not much of the boisterous fun of previous years but it's not as irritating as GDQ.

>>714212506
required if you want a gf who looks like puppery

>>714212118
god I'm so fucking lonely

>>714212506
bruhh what are your discord friends gonna say about your gaymer cred if they find this out

>reader actually respecting when the runner says no to donations right now
Thank you ESA

In terms of cute girls, ESA wins.
GDQ does not have any girls, with the exception of the drunk blonde and fly, the dirty troonfucker. Rest are troons

>>714212321
>>714212653
what run was this about again?

>>714211853
>not being in the asscrack

>>714212708
they do this at GDQ if a runner speaks up, the runners are usually just too beta to say "no"

>>714212732
True, my wife, Lumilaura, is adorable, and a little puppyslut

do you guys think they play 2player1bed too...

>not even playing the same version of the game
Fuck these gays

I missed all runs today. Anything I need to check out?

>>714212732
Forgetting the best one
My Ruby

>>714212807
nigga you don't need to gaslight people ITT.
Everyone here knows exactly how gdq dono readers behave, especially when they're close to hit some meme milestone.

>>714212885
Crash Team Racing

>>714212885
Crash Team Racing was the best run all ESA

>>714212950
qrd?

>>714212732
20somethingloser is really cute and endearing but she hasnt done a run in a couple of years, though you can see her in the gdq photos pages

>>714212885
Crash Team Racist was S+

>>714212438
that happens on every booru, keep crying

>>714212876
You know what kind of "different version run" would be okay on this game
Piracy Spyro Reach the Sorceress and Get Your Save Wiped%

>>714212807
The reader maybe asks 1/10 times if they've got time to read one.

>>714212796
under the clothes

>>714212732
They have do have Jaidlyn

>>714212862
>Lumilaura
never will I forget how hard /v/ was lusting over him before realizing he was a troonie even with the voice and manjaw being a dead giveaway, that shit was too funny

>>714212983
Super fucking solid run, high energy, nailing hard tricks left and right and got a faster time than anyone else on the leaderboard for that category

>>714212787
Super Mario Land 3D or World 3D or something like that, the couch and the runner were having banter and in-jokes, with one of them being a non-runner who was basically making up obviously fake statistics as a joke.

>>714213071
>MrGameandShout
Fucking hell, and he got promoted to Prize goblin too.

Shemp looks like the YIIK guy.

>>714212701>>714212307
Reactions like these are so depressive. I'm in the same boat, but I'm outgrown them, I'm 38.

>>714213071
you can see his divorce leaking into the skit

>>714212732
Kungfufruitcup mogs everyone

>spyro
>my gf laura nowhere to be seen
bros?

Wait are they actually powerbombing the loser through a table?

>>714212387
CTR has Cocoposting. Katamari does not. That's the difference.

The guy on the left behaves like a discount KZ Frew, down to a Hawaiian shirt.

>>714213172
anon, he's...

>>714212897
you forgot to how to spell her name correctly

>>714213102
wasn't that the hot Zelda TotK tranny runner that caused a janny to seethe in jealousy and ban like half the thread? lmao

>>714213102
>before
It kept going on after too
The Gaystation Nation doesn't discriminate

>>714213102
lmao fucking how, he's a big ogre

>>714212862
Laura at least does the rough as fuck English lass thing right, would go pub crawling with.

>>714213172
i will never forgive him for ff9

>>714213168
shit I think I missed that one, I need to go back and watch it

>>714213172
>this will be the first Sentless GDQ event

>>714213172
WE GOT MOAR POKEMOOOOOOOOONNNNNN

>>714213241
heisenberg...

why are we getting monkey torture spam what the hell happened

>>714213071
this is rape

Cute Bianca spotted

>>714213350
this is unironically pure evil

>>714213443
His name is MrRapeAndGape,anon

>>714213427
its not torture DOE

>>714213350
enjoy your ban faggot

How many beers /v/?

>>714213427
the thread always reflects the current state of the runs

That shit and it's reactions actually made me sad, fuck you, you deserve the same fate

>>714211830
SURPRISE!

What's up with all these loud Americans at ESA?

>8 beers
I'll drink to that, cheers spyro runner

>>714212732
actually swiftalu is very cute actually, like a poor man's emma watson
also thevaliantsun if she counts as gdq staff

>>714213427
edenal found the thread

>>714213557
2 and a red wine spritzer. It's a weekday, can't really overdo it.

>>714213507
kek

>Headbanga chad isn't here to enjoy this run

grim.

25,000 THOUSAND DOLLARS
HOOOOOOYYYYYYP

Favorite Spyro 3 boss/miniboss?

Im enjoying the elden ring meme run

what is the win condition for this randomizer? just gotta beat whoever is in consort radahn's boss room? why are they doing this optional fight?

>>714213798
Exodia

>>714213769
At least in past years they'd save the GDQ-imported cringe for the last day...

>>714213834
me too

>>714213798
first boss has a cool song

>>714213643
I’m a swifthead

>>714213875
me3

>>714213834
This boss could have gone way worse

CURSE YOU BAYLE

>>714213427
It's the entire board really, seen worse today sadly.

>>714213427
When there are live events, they usually gather all the human posters of /v/.
Ranjeet and the other spammers that make a living of keeping /v/ "discussing" the same topics over and over, get really salty when they realize that they've been replying to their own bots for hours without getting any human interaction in their threads.
So they try to make human-populated threads less enjoyable so you might eventually go spend time with their botted threads about AAA shit games.

When Igon says you will fight Bayle, you WILL fight Bayle

He L2'd when he should have L1'd

>>714213834
I always enjoy Catalyst soulshit runs, regardless.

>>714213834
same, though i have been watching the girl for 90% of it

>>714213951
WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS

>>714214013
Poor guy's going to be sleeping on the couch tonight

Oh god I remember the subway sandwich

>>714213071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuCnzMriKeE

I only played ER, can't tell with the DLC shit
We on track or on overestimate pace already?

is spyro 2 that bad or elden ring couple that good

>>714214110
looks fast

>>714214138
Spyro 2 run is abysmal

>>714214138
Both runs are good

>>714214138
Fake hoyp GDQ imitators vs comfy couple ER stream 2 session

>>714214138
both games suck
but the runners of stream 2 are way less annoying

>>714214110
well under pace, only two bosses left

>>714214138
both runs are shit

>>714214093
what about the subway sLAMMER

>>714214138
Spyro is reddit

>>714213927
based

>>714214138
Spyro is good. Couldn't care less about rollslop.

>>714214138
>stream 1
>shit game
>shit runner
>annoying commentary

>stream 2
>good game
>good runners
>good commentary
>pure love on display

the choice is simple

>>714214138
I'm enjoying spyro but I was enjoying Elden Ring before that. They are both good and I will rate them both well

>>714214210
>they see me 1 handing the demon's greataxe

>>714213305
remind me

>>714214280
spyro is deepweb compared to elden reddit

!! CUTIE SIP ALERT !!

>>714214524
he's the host that kept reading off IM BLUE DA BU DE DA BU DA shitty donations talking over the runners non stop, even during the cutscenes people donated to watch. this was years ago and I never forgave him for it. turned a super comfy run into a nightmare even the runner was pissed off.

>stream 1 donation shill
stream 2 status?

>>714213972
that is some serious schizophrenia sir

>>714214138
spyro is for girls

>you will never coach your qt gf through sequence breaks
why even live

>>714214696
comf
but the game itself is kinda boring

>>714214689
This is why GDQ will never be as good as ESA. Donation readers are abysmal almost universally so

Impressive skip!

>>714214138
Anons are trying to vicariously live the illusion of having a gamer GF. It's all parasocial shit and most people in these threads don't actually care about video games.

>>714214763
I coached mine through sequence breaking the event where you find your true love, sorry bro

I HATE ELDEN RING I HATE ELDEN RING I HATE ELDEN RING

>>714214689
ahhh yeah. now its coming back to me.

>>714214879
>This is the 37th time that the patient alluded to some imaginary character from a game he didn't play as his "gf"

>>714214878
this.

i never understood spyro, i know there are things going on on the screen but it all seems so irrelevant

>>714214598
oh shit anon, would have missed that. was taking a wazz

>>714213305
Glad to have another fellow MrGameandShout hater who specifically hates him because of ruining the second half of the Final Fantasy IX run.
Fuck him forever.

>>714214598
>>714215041
what's so special about this?

>>714215025
It's a collectathon. There is nothing to understand, just collect irrelevant stuff until you have enough to purchase your way into other maps so you can collect more irrelevant stuff.

>>714215025
>lil Timmy play spyro
>lily time had hard time playing the game. (normal for a kid)
>now as grow up, Timmy look amazed how runners break spyro
shirmple as that

isn't an open secret by now that the "Playstation Nation" is the UK

>>714215158
its just touchless virgins going crazy over nighting

>>714215163
Fucking TinyTim

>>714215025
the run and how is done is actually interesting but they aren't explaining shit and failing almost all strats, very sad

>>714215041
Thanks so much for your service anon, glad I said something
>>714215158
Its cute

>malenia fight
RUH ROH

Malenia again, oh dear

>the revenge
Oh boy

Redeption arc happening right now

It would be so funny if they got stuck here

if they one shot this it's instant SSS+

I used a mimic tear on malenia

>>714214549
my little pogchamp

happening?

>you can just run away from melanias attacks
why is this boss hard again?

L2 TIME BOYS

and people doubted my redemption arc for them last thread

There's a weapon that staggers in Elden?

>roll
>roll
>roll
>roll

which phase did they get stuck on last year?

>that 1hp save
oh that was neat

Ah yes, Elden Ring bosses
>doge everything 39 times
>hit once
>repeat
They arent hard, its an endurance contest.

>2 flasks left
oh no no no

There's cringe singing on stream 1 and you guys are watching rollslop

almost choke

It's over

man I hate these games after beating 1 and 2 and getting hard filtered by 3 but man are they fun to watch

C H O K E

it begins, fellas

I have a bad feeling about this...

joever

>>714215683
I got bored of "souls" slop after the third game, I guess not everyone has souls fatigue yet. Good for them

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

oh no

Blender going BRRRRRRR

>>714215683
How would you make it hard?

This is going OVER

>waterfowls 1 inch above you
heh... nothing personnel

>>714215696
Correction, we're watching rollchoke

>>714215683
skill issue
you're watching a 2P1C run where people aren't even going for simple options like jumping the lunging forward thrust to counterattack

2 hands 1 choke

>>714215779
Add more than two actions to your """"action game""""

>>714215779
moves that you can't roll to evade and you have to precisely time parries

>>714215845
Be more specific.

>>714215779
Give the bosses the same tech you have
Simple

aaah dang pretty close though

>>714215779
I would make the combat actually involve a semblance of skill

>>714215845
elden ring has more than two actions, you're just not using them

>>714215440
malenia made me not want to play souls ever again, spent hours learning her moveset to outdamage the life steal that when i beat her i felt like i wasted hours of my life bashing my head for nothing

>>714215869
So instead of pushing one button to roll at a specific time, you push button two to parry at a specific time. woooooow

>>714215908
They're the ones every boss is designed around.

>>714215903
For a surprise boss fight that they weren’t equipped for that was a top tier attempt.

>>714215683
It's like DS3 dialed up to the 11. The moment I knew I was done with Fromsoftware, it doesn't even look fun.

>>714215792
nta but ive beaten every boss in er and I agree with him. A dex or str build thats what you have to do. For magic its different.

GAIUS, CONSORT OF MIQUELLA

>>714215869
that's just stellar blade and it was annoying

>>714215939
You can also make a more complex parry system, like in Bushido Blade where parrying in the wrong direction means you lost an arm or die.

gaius pushed my shit in when i played the dlc, fuck his charge attack

Why doesn't real life have a turn invincible button?

>>714215934
that's why I blasted every ER boss with every tool I had at my disposal

>>714215796
kek

so was the the 'literally impossible' boss

>>714215872
Remove 95% of the weapons and give them wider movesets to allow for more offensive agency
So basically turn the game into Nioh

>>714216180
It's called crack cocaine

>>714216210
no

>>714216180
have you tried rolling?

>Let Us Go Together
Crazy.

>>714216210
it's a randomizer, genius

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

>>714216186
>>714216186

>time to lock in
Cute!

>>714215967
this argument is pointless. i'm not saying that's what you are, but you usually just end up talking to bad faith retards who have already made up their mind and will simply say shit like >>714215941 that's blatantly untrue when you present them with information that contradicts that opinion.

for example, many of the bosses in elden ring are designed around other defensive options like jump, sprint jump, simply sprinting away, strafing, sprint strafing, or even low profiling with crouch or certain animations. there are many attacks that are specifically designed to be countered by these options, but there are also many other moves that can be countered by them if you're creative and actually experiment with the combat mechanics.

you can present an endless number of examples of this, or how bosses are designed to try to get you to do this stuff, but people will just refuse to listen and it can't be helped. hence why i'm not bothering. talking about fromsoft games with any sort of sincerity or depth has become a worthless endeavor, and it's more enjoyable if you just play them in your own little bubble.

MIG
>>714216347
>>714216347
>>714216347

CHOKING

>didn't even make it to phase 2

It begins

The last digit of this post will be how many more attempts they'll take on Malenia

>>714216034
Mite b fun. But that would change the entire game, which is something the souls community doesn't like.

>>714216186
I just gave up on her. Did every other boss with my larp build and without summoning, couldn't beat her, quit the game. Came back after a month and finished it (without beating Malenia)
Waterfowl is just some fucking bullshit.

>have 70% HP
>burn a flask

>>714216186
>>714216305
>summon my mimic with stone of gurranq and all the damage boosting I can fit
>switch my gear to be tanky as fuck
>just tank all her shit while my mimic sometimes cancels her attack with a rock
it was a grand old time

>>714216267
Yes, but I run out of stamina halfway my first roll...

>>714216353
Simple fact is Elden Ring is popular precisely because it is so simple. The Demon's Souls combat system was never designed to compete with real action games in complexity.

>>714216475
>waterfowls you
Heh, nothing personnell

REDEEMED!!!!!!

Nice, it was under estimate. Fun run

>>714216353
I have "rollslop critique" fatigue. It's all bad faith

>>714216305
holy fucking based