Stream 1:
Now: Ratchet: Deadlocked
Next: Spyro: Year of the Dragon
Later: Metaphor: ReFantazio (Part 2)
Stream 2:
Now: Elden Ring
Next: End of Day 3
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
Previous Thread:
>>714188050
>Randomiser
>2P1C
Mig in hell
DOCTOR, TURN OFF MY MIG INHIBITORS
miggy
that was a close one
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there is a limit of how much ratchet speedruns a man can watch, and i am at that limit. stream 2 here we go
>>714205230 (OP)You flying too close to the sun, son. Don't bake so late next time.
2P1C RANDOMISER SOULSLOP RUN
OR
INCOMPREHENSIBLE 4-PLAYER SPLITSCREEN RACE RUN
CHOOSE
I think I'll just come back for Spyro, maybe that won't suck...
I NINJA'D INSTEAD OF MIGGED
IM SORRY
>>714205431ANON, IT'S AN ELDEN RING RANDOMIZER
miggy this is the thread for me
>>714205467the one with the girl
>>714205425>both made at the exact same secondMig mind. This one links to the previous thread though
>>714205467I choose puppery
>>714205426Wasn't Arry Porrer slightly overestimate?
JRPG speedruns are better than this.
>>714205467maybe I should take a break shit until something good is on
>>714205498might be fun if the runners are entertaining and competent
Migged in the nick of time
>>714205426HROT was that good, huh? Will catch a vod later. Good game.
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>ESA is half over
>barely reached 20k in donations
They're not even getting 50k this year, are they..ESA will die again..
>>714205771Had two Czechs on the couch, analyzing the game and also shittalking in the magical way only Czechs can.
>>714205498Anything > that Deadlocked shitshow. And that's one of my favorite games!
>>714205592They can be very good. Not in tech, but at least entertaining. This is pure headache.
>>714205856Honestly more than I was expecting after the drama
>>714205771good straight forward run. main reason it was rated so high was because it was after a 6 hour FFVII rebirth run and during a 6 hour FFVII run
>>714205936What drama, I don't keep up with this stuff
>>714205856goes to show how much sponsors put in
>easiest difficulty
>double damage
Oh. ZZZ rating from me then.
Damn, Catalystz looks much better than a couple of years ago.
Get hyped for puppery's run!!
>made it on time for the L2 run
aw yea
>everytime their arms brush up against each other
oh mein gott im migging
AAAAAAAAAAA ESAPLUM FEELING FRAME PERFECT
Cute ER girl is back. Wish I had the looks of Catalystz to get a girl like that, even with the grating voice.
>Catliyist using his ESA slot to force cute girls to touch him while practising
Lol
Just as the thread recovered from the previous segment with women in it..
>belt as quasi-corset
That is cheating!
Tfw ywn play elden ring with puppery on the same controller
>>714205865The thread went over this with Robo the last time, your dick is a terrible detector, she's just British dinner lady vibes.
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Imagine doing this 2p1c shit with someone who's not your girlfriend
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Why do they play retarded like this instead of crossing arms?
>>714205426CTR is just one of those games than never has a bad run
Damn Cata I suggested a Vaquer shirt, you went right past that and into NJPW. Good lad.
>>714206198It's the charisma and compatibility more than anything that women like. They can smell when you're just out for sex or children, you gotta convince them you're interested in them
>>714206331>catalystz gets to slight his dick through those fishnets, just slightly moving her panties aside to fuck her in the pussyit's not fair bros...
>>714206457Mostly for the spectacle of it.
>>714206357Makes me miss the 2d posting.
>>714206457maybe it's less comfortable long term
idunno
>not a single good run
These events sure have gone to shit over the years
What button was it? L1 right?
>>714206103It had an entertaining runner and impressive tricks. Honestly I think it got a little overrated but it was a solid run
they have aleady touched hands twice within the first 4 mins of this run
>>714206456Shame Ben isn't running anything this time. Love that lad.
>Two hours like this
They are gonna get uncomfortable half and hour in
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>>714206457Having your elbows running into each other probably wouldn't be very comfortable for a long run
>>714206645L2 L2 L2 L2 L2
>>714206508I've been brutally rejected so many times that I have a visceral negative reaction if I try to express interest in women, if I am actually interested in them.
>we're on stream 2, we do things a little smaller hereNobody told him that stream 2 made the biggest donation jump of the event today
>>714206773He got screwed by Edenal and Planks, it's doubtful he'd want to be at it.
>shout outs to the racists community
>>714206456eben and josh did VC and LS 2p1c :v)
>you will unironically watch an elden ring dlc randomizer run just because an attractive woman is holding half a controller
>>714206809they're gonna fuck after this
>>714206456>no late night 'en 'ick dropSigh
>>714206457OH GOD IT IS TOO LEWD they had to immediately swap back whew
>arms locked together
kore wa.....
>>714206928I'll do it because Catalystz is based
this is going to be a trainwreck
Today was pretty mediocre outside of CTR.
>>714206928Yes. Also because I want to see if they'll fail against Malenia again.
>>714206928The other run is for ants. Can't win.
>>714206928No, because attractive men does :3
>>714207134the guy in the middle is the only one who looks like he has a soul
>>714206331>FishnetsGod, what a slut.
>>714207110dlc, so messmer and radahn
is it me or is she blushing every time they swap
>>714207253Yes and unfathomably wet
>>714207160notice how she keeps the second hand touching
women are so horny
>>714207253she has too much blush on
>>714207253She's using makeup for rosy cheeks. That is to say, she might, but you wouldn't be able to tell.
are bosses randomized too?
>>714207160>>714207253>that smile after they touch hands
>>714207042They basically wanted to boot the entire scheduling team but have him and Das stay around to unfuck things.
https://pastebin.com/NGSNeFT6
calling souls money is triggering my autism in a way i didnt think possible this is the first time ive heard anyone call it that
>>714206863I feel you man. I'm watching now because I've had too many breakups and just need some me-time. It's not your fault. It's nobody's fault
>>714207502ummmmmm they're runes????
>>714207543im about to rune your face with my fist pal
the anon that was going to the store never came back with my monster...
>upgrade cost is bound to weapon weight
huh, never knew this
>>714207614check inside your pants king
>>714207614just like papa.......
>>714207614How about some Monster Munch?
>>714207394>it's still being sharedoh my
>image sharing is still blocked in this third world shithole countrygirl playing the toot.jpg
>>714207739>saving a thumnail
I call them Scooby Doo fragments. Always have. Always will.
the ost of deadlocked is ballin
>>714207134>>714207286Careful, she's Serbian
i like this donation reader's accent
>>714207502Why? It's money. You buy items and upgrades with it.
>>714208020whats wrong with that
Even more galloping around than in the base game speedrun.
>>714208020I'll take the risk.
>>714207523Enjoy your me-time. I've definitely done the same in the past, and a good, long run can be a nice distraction.
>>714208096Well if you're from Albania you might have problems
>your hand will never be sandwiched between a girl's softer hand as you play one of your favorite video games
how do i cope with this
The sexual tension is lighting up the room
>>714208313Which stream are you talking about?
she never misses the opportunity to touch his hand as much as possible
turns out the thread is full of romatics
>>714208458There is zero reason to do this run unless you want an excuse to touch each other
>>714208458>I will never experience thisTime to die.
>>714208458Would you? Just look at him.
are they dating or is this run a romance move by catalystz?
Catalystz looks so much better with a beard/stache
>>714208558yea I'd fuck him
>>714208574Sure looks like they’re dating. Otherwise she’s just all over him and he doesn’t care
>>714207775Oh hay, hope you're doing ok.
and yeah, it's a good view into things even if it ultimately boils down to being the age old managemental ego issues running shit into the ground.
>>714208574I cannot imagine them not dating and doing this. That would be insane imagine the cuck that would be on the other end of watching this kind of run
>>714207394>me and Ben>IWho's the author?
>stream 1 is sonyslop
>stream 2 is making me want to an hero
FUCK
>>714208458she just smiles so widely from a simple hand touch
inconceivable, incomprehensible, alien
>>714208574>catalystz is the one initiating and making all the moves
>>714208574do you think they would have practiced enough to do this run together without already being in a relationship lol how would that even happen
>>714208783Got it, thanks, anon.
>>714208458>the way she snuggles her arm into hisi would have a raging erection
rate Ratchet deadlocked (wurd record)
>>714208837the tactical pillow shows they've practiced this
>>714208884ZZZ
The fact it was on ng+ ON EASY and DOUBLE DAMGAE makes it shit
>>714208884F
>unwatchable tiny screens>tranny
>>714208458d-did her boob touch his arm?
>>714208884D a mess to watch
>>714208884F, that was unwatchable
ATTENTION, GIRL ON STREAM 1 WITH NO PRONOUNS
>>714208884F, easy. Absolutely unwatchable layout. Not Z because that's one of my favorite games.
>>714208884I'm sorry I'm watching vidya game handholding, uncensored, on livestream.
I can't be arsed to deal with shitty rating snow, I'm squeeing internally.
>>714208948>ng+ ON EASYLE
MAO
>>714209098omg the one on the right...
>>714208884D, impossible to tell whats going on
>>714208884>more ratchet slopZ
>>714208697Existing, working, speedrunning, trying to make the event that I mentioned ages ago but real life has a way of making shit not work . We're getting there, though, should be able to start testing in a couple of months, maybe, just maybe, get something going early next year.
The Putrescent Knight in this arena is honestly less game-breaking than the hippopotamus fucker who ruins the camera just by sneezing
I don't think they are good, someone donate so they swap again.
ER run will get all S and Z ratings, absolutely no in-between.
do bosses normally 1 or 2 shot you in elden ring?
>>714209098brutally mogged by stream 2 girl
/esa/ this is you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCEx6PXpLPs
>>714209376The DLC's scaling is really shitty due to fragments
>I have now watched a cute girl handholding a guy for half an hour
All I feel is pain. I can’t take it bros. I have never felt this miserable
>>714207775I'm enjoying ESA but I'll never forget this shit. Hope all is going well
>>714209458you can hold my hand bro
God damn this day started off well, what happened?
>>714209410I don't anyone here is a woman or a cyclops
i heard a coin noise but i cant be sure since my coin counter did not increase
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>>714208884I'm doin' him an F
>>714209376not that unusual to get 2-shot in the DLC unless you have leveled Vig a lot and have a lot of scadu fragments. idk how things are tuned with the randomizer tho
>>714209604holy, how come?
>want to shittalk about the run
>it's just anons berating themselves over their loneliness
>>714209502the fuck is that bitch on the right wearing?
>>714209410Can't be these threads, nobody's accused her of having balls.
My Firefox is acting up and I have to keep up with one of the faster threads from the phone. It's a pain much greater than spending your whole life without holding a controller with a cute German gamer girl.
>>714209745WHAT RUN
YOU ARE ALSO META SHIT TALKING
FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOTG FOAIDJFOAISDJASOIDJ
>>714209376it's the rollslop meme elevated to the extreme, elden ring is a parody of dark souls 3 which was a parody of ds1
>>714208884Z or F whichever is lower. It was honestly unwatchable
>>714209521thanks, I really needed this bro
>>714209771jrpg girl armor (+3 defense)
>>714209771The black and white thing is called a shrug.
>>714209771Reminds me of the DAMAGED Joker.
fuck the Putrescent Knight
what a cunt
i know rollslop is famous for that "ITS MY TURN TO ATTACK" meme but elden ring really dials this shit up to 11 for fuck's sake please stop attacking for a second wtf
>>714208884>4 screensmy brain turned off immediately
>>714209917Cool, but if you were a real nigger you would've had dark Plum stand cockily on Plum's broom after a thrust.
>>714209806phone posting scum
>>714209917Pretty good, anon!
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what are they thinking about?
>>714209917Dark Plum is fucking baked
>>714209917wait witch one is the dark one
>>714210024Interior decorating.
>>714210024>maybe i could pull a cute german if i got some ER world records
ESA have altered the deal. Pray they do not alter it further
>>714209917now make them kiss
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You gotta admit they're a cute couple.
Shes so fucking cute holy shit
>>714210257my wife #1
my wife #2
>>714210247my gf and wife
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>>714209917Really impressive artwork anon! Is this a reference to Guras Ash Again music video
Kind of a bummer it's not just DLC being swapped bosses.
HAHAHAA SHE CUTE AMIRITE
DAE THINK CUTE
What's she talking about?
fuck, marry, kill
Clods
Kixyxox
Puppery
>>714210403i can satisfy her
>>714210403What she encountered in her hotel room last night
>>714209917this is really good
it like
belongs on a tshirt
>alzheimer dude
>purple shirt
>>714210439fuck,marry,kill in that order
>mrmizzow submitted 11 different runs for FF9, all over 10 hours long
>including a $20% run (denied)
trying to take up metako's mantle i see
>>714210403sonic 1 on the snes
>>714209914yep and they don't give you nearly enough cool shit you can do to make up for it
>>714210439fuck clods, marry puppery, kill kixyoxox
>>714209914>from was able to sell a turn-based game to actionfags and they still haven't caught on
>>714209272>but real life has a way of making shit not workFuck, I sure know that feel, I hope shit works out even if it sometimes feels like progress is at a snail's pace.
>>714210403The Gnome menace
>>714210275I’ve always liked Cata’s runs. He’s one of those people that’s been doing it for a long time now but the threads only started noticing him a couple of years ago. Informative, good energy, skilled and a top lad.
I’m happy for him.
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>>714210724>this is what clair obscura fags actually believe
How are you anons enjoying ESA? I don't know why but I find speedruns kind of boring nowadays, probably because I have more limited time but I swear I think these ESA threads have been faster than they ever were in the past
>>714210758he's one of those rare speedrunners who's autistic, but well-adjusted, well-spoken, and relatively energetic. i really like him and that one dude from GDQ, i think his name is jaxxler or something.
>>714210564He kind of did have that in a way with his FFIX run at ESA Legends, a lot of fucking about and going way over estimate.
>>0714210876>GUYS LOOK AT ME I POSTED A LUST PROVOKING IMAGE WITH MY IRRELEVANT TIMEWASTING QUESTION PLEASE LOOK AT ME
>>714210348It's OoT Dark Link you fucking idiot
>>714210876mediocre, i'm looking forward to SGDQ and dogwater more than anything. the drama really ruined ESA.
Right, lads, you do enjoy lovey-dovey couple, and I'm going to watch HROT run.
>>714210876we're back to a good ESA after last years shitshow. I'm hopeful the event recovers but we'll see if it gets better or rose the coming days
>>714210348Fuck off guraspic
>>714210876I just enjoy watching it more as a ritualistic thing. Even if the runs aren't all great, there's something that I just find comforting about the experience as a whole. Plus the threads are always a fun change of pace to chill in and hang out so I don't have to be in other /v/ threads. Also it's nice to just have it on another monitor as I gen a bunch of AI smut
>>714210876It's pretty good. Glad I didn't book time off for it, but I've enjoyed seeing so many new runners and the pleasant surprises outweigh the disappointments
>>714210823As true as this edit is, it amazes me how much Shen's artstyle and humour have fallen off
>>714210967>lust provoking >fully clothed woman???
>>714209917I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH
YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH
>>714211003I can satisfy her
>>714210876It's been ok at best, couple standout runs but mostly just noise with them spinning the wheels to look productive.
>>714210974>>714211042I've never played a Zelda game, sorry.
>>714210403I'm so fucking lonely bros
>>714210876mostly been very boring, some of the scheduling decisions have been baffling (wtf was that dogshit yesterday)
>>714210876i'm happy it's a real marathon again even if most runs are subpar
>>714211175I have never felt more like more of a third wheel then the audience
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>>714211148Yeah, I guess brown people don't enjoy them
>>714211175please, kill me
The guy on stream 2 has a very annoying voice
>>714210986>SGDQI do not believe you.
oh it's american humor hour
I HATE SHEMP I HATE SHEMP I HATE SHEMP
yay more spyro
exactly what everyone wanted
>>714210876>I swear I think these ESA threads have been faster than they ever were in the pastthis time of day is where they peak, in a few hours they'll extremely slow despite being primetime in North America. guess the yuro marathon really does mostly attract yuro fans
>>714210986its completely fine man
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this day peaked really hard with the ctr run, huh?
>>714211418Spyro is a good run though
actual normal looking dudes running spyro
incredible
>>714211487coyness levels are off the charts with this bitch i cant take it
>>714210986So you just want to be ragebaited by the progressive shit and cringe.
hehe
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elden ring didnt need to be open world
>>714211418hush europoor, its time for the donations to start
>>714210986>SGDQI used to remember feeling lonely when GDQ events ended but the past few years I've felt nothing, they have been boring as shit
>>714211432Early morning Euro hours when there's a TinyTim Spectrum run are when ESA is at it's best.
>>714211468chat is this real
>SGDQ will start less than 24 hours after ESA ends
I might actually reach marathon fatigue before all this is over
>>714211502The event peaked with CTR. If anything surpasses it i'd be surprised.
>>714210884I know him, he’s a good runner. I think he runs Pumpkin Jack among others. Always talking but never obnoxious with it. Add him to the rare pile of charismatic runners.
>>714211551Won't come close to CTR desu
>>714211550yeah
but I do appreciate the insane vistas they crafted
>>714211418Oh, that explains the being loud and obnoxious.
>>714211608My body is ready
>softlocks
trainwreck already and is not even 5 minutes in
Are these runners reddit?
i hate this more already though
Can somepony please tag what stream you're referring to?
American's are taking over
[Stream 5] I did not expect that chainsaw beheading
>>714211608We can mig directly into the gdq threads
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>>714211608pacing myself by skipping all of the sony slop at ESA
>>714211839Metako went a bit extreme but I guess that resolves the administration issue.
yeah im thinking cringe kino
Oh it's just a meme race. Save me stream 2
>>714205230 (OP)whoever's archiving all the plum art on the booru, thank you
https://vidya.pics/post/list
>>714211782>watching stream 1 at all while stream 2 is upISHYGDDT
is shemp chibi if he didn't turn out weird?
>>714212021stream 2 has been boring from the start though
>I'm kind of insane
>I'm kind of GOATed
These dudes are so annoying.
>You don't even know your girlfriend's birthday
>But I can tell her how to get big head mode
>>714212021sorry I'm not a faggot self inserting as a biohole
>>714212007>runners being audibly excited and having fun>/v/ hates it
>>714211936They're having fun. I don't like it. I'm not having fun. It's not jealousy, I'm just annoyed.
>i can tell her how to get big head mode
>bro this is a pg stream
cringe kino(?)
I hope muh low energy whingers are happy with this.
im thinking about dropping at least 30k usd on this poggers spyro year of the dragon 100 egg run this is just too funny
how fucked are they if consort radahn gets put as the final boss
[Stream 1] I hate these guys so much
>>714212118open all of these, she smiles every time
god damn Catalyst eats so good
she's so hot
>>714212107god this was so funny
>>714212120it sounds so fake though
Genuine enjoyment is contagious. Tryhards like these dudes are just annoying.
>>714212127Way too hyperactive for an outsider.
>>714212120We liked CTR though
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>>714212118I have wasted my life
>>714212235imagine the post-esa run nakadashi
>>714212120If this is the kind of run you enjoy, you don't actually enjoy speedrunning
>>714212120I do not see the pronouns on DylanJayFox
I assume it's a tranny thus
I shan't be watching without a he/him on that dude.
[Stream 2 post] God I'm glad I'm not watching that cringe shit on stream 1
>>714212321Please get this off my screen.
>>714212127this "fun" is too GDQ-adjacent for my taste
notice how you chuds keep prattling on about CTR when Katamari was the exact same kind of run and no one bats an eye
[Stream 1 post] God I'm glad I'm not watching that cringe shit on stream 2
>>714210403This year's prizes are good
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>Ratchet and clank, 4 players, game feed takes up less than half the screen
>Spyro, 2 players, game feed takes up 70% of the screen
esa is run by retards, but we already knew that
>>714212016oh look, that NIGGER RETARD uploaded another DUPLICATE IMAGE
https://vidya.pics/post/view/120377#search=plum
https://vidya.pics/post/view/109790#search=plum
>>714212321I would really prefer if you'd be quiet, spike. forevermore..
time.
>>714212321NOOOO THEY'RE MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY AUTISTIC HOBBY
>>714211928It was funny when he said “HEY CHLODS, I’M GONNA RAPE YA!!!”
>>714212387Katamari doesn't get the based childhood game boost though. Only the weeb fever dream boost, and that doesn't hold up to kiddy memories of racing game.
>>714212268Dude said fucking, impossible to be scripted.
I never finished Elden Ring, should I go back and play it?
>>714212387what do you mean, that got rated highly on the chart and dominated the thread. it was just a few days ago instead of a few hours ago (everyone will also forget the CTR run by thursday)
>>714212502It's a parody of being a "bad-mouthed" American.
>>714212506the qt german gf is not included
>>714212438yeah there's a bunch of duplicates of my plums
I hope they dont delete mine, I don't have a back up
>>714212506yea why not. you already own it
good game
>>714212506The base game is fantastic. I'm pretty lukewarm on the DLC unless you really really want more Elden Ring.
>>714212321Best part of that run was him bitching about the runner and couch doing the same shit he does.
>>714212552Impossible. Banned after run, calling it.
>>714212387i rated both of them SSS, anon-kun
>>714210876It's fine. Not much of the boisterous fun of previous years but it's not as irritating as GDQ.
>>714212506required if you want a gf who looks like puppery
>>714212118god I'm so fucking lonely
>>714212506bruhh what are your discord friends gonna say about your gaymer cred if they find this out
>reader actually respecting when the runner says no to donations right now
Thank you ESA
In terms of cute girls, ESA wins.
GDQ does not have any girls, with the exception of the drunk blonde and fly, the dirty troonfucker. Rest are troons
>>714212321>>714212653what run was this about again?
>>714211853>not being in the asscrack
>>714212708they do this at GDQ if a runner speaks up, the runners are usually just too beta to say "no"
>>714212732True, my wife, Lumilaura, is adorable, and a little puppyslut
do you guys think they play 2player1bed too...
>not even playing the same version of the game
Fuck these gays
I missed all runs today. Anything I need to check out?
>>714212732Forgetting the best one
My Ruby
>>714212807nigga you don't need to gaslight people ITT.
Everyone here knows exactly how gdq dono readers behave, especially when they're close to hit some meme milestone.
>>714212885Crash Team Racing
>>714212885Crash Team Racing was the best run all ESA
>>71421273220somethingloser is really cute and endearing but she hasnt done a run in a couple of years, though you can see her in the gdq photos pages
>>714212885Crash Team Racist was S+
>>714212438that happens on every booru, keep crying
>>714212876You know what kind of "different version run" would be okay on this game
Piracy Spyro Reach the Sorceress and Get Your Save Wiped%
>>714212807The reader maybe asks 1/10 times if they've got time to read one.
>>714212796under the clothes
>>714212732They have do have Jaidlyn
>>714212862>Lumilauranever will I forget how hard /v/ was lusting over him before realizing he was a troonie even with the voice and manjaw being a dead giveaway, that shit was too funny
>>714212983Super fucking solid run, high energy, nailing hard tricks left and right and got a faster time than anyone else on the leaderboard for that category
>>714212787Super Mario Land 3D or World 3D or something like that, the couch and the runner were having banter and in-jokes, with one of them being a non-runner who was basically making up obviously fake statistics as a joke.
>>714213071>MrGameandShoutFucking hell, and he got promoted to Prize goblin too.
Shemp looks like the YIIK guy.
>>714212701>>714212307Reactions like these are so depressive. I'm in the same boat, but I'm outgrown them, I'm 38.
>>714213071you can see his divorce leaking into the skit
>>714212732Kungfufruitcup mogs everyone
>spyro
>my gf laura nowhere to be seen
bros?
Wait are they actually powerbombing the loser through a table?
>>714212387CTR has Cocoposting. Katamari does not. That's the difference.
The guy on the left behaves like a discount KZ Frew, down to a Hawaiian shirt.
>>714212897you forgot to how to spell her name correctly
>>714213102wasn't that the hot Zelda TotK tranny runner that caused a janny to seethe in jealousy and ban like half the thread? lmao
>>714213102>beforeIt kept going on after too
The Gaystation Nation doesn't discriminate
>>714213102lmao fucking how, he's a big ogre
>>714212862Laura at least does the rough as fuck English lass thing right, would go pub crawling with.
>>714213172i will never forgive him for ff9
>>714213168shit I think I missed that one, I need to go back and watch it
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>>714213172>this will be the first Sentless GDQ event
>>714213172WE GOT MOAR POKEMOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
why are we getting monkey torture spam what the hell happened
>>714213350this is unironically pure evil
>>714213443His name is MrRapeAndGape,anon
>>714213427its not torture DOE
>>714213350enjoy your ban faggot
>>714213427the thread always reflects the current state of the runs
That shit and it's reactions actually made me sad, fuck you, you deserve the same fate
What's up with all these loud Americans at ESA?
>CoolMatty is spamming the thread again
>8 beers
I'll drink to that, cheers spyro runner
>>714212732actually swiftalu is very cute actually, like a poor man's emma watson
also thevaliantsun if she counts as gdq staff
>>714213427edenal found the thread
>>7142135572 and a red wine spritzer. It's a weekday, can't really overdo it.
>Headbanga chad isn't here to enjoy this run
grim.
25,000 THOUSAND DOLLARS
HOOOOOOYYYYYYP
Favorite Spyro 3 boss/miniboss?
Im enjoying the elden ring meme run
what is the win condition for this randomizer? just gotta beat whoever is in consort radahn's boss room? why are they doing this optional fight?
>>714213769At least in past years they'd save the GDQ-imported cringe for the last day...
>>714213798first boss has a cool song
>>714213643I’m a swifthead
>>714213834This boss could have gone way worse
>>714213427It's the entire board really, seen worse today sadly.
>>714213427When there are live events, they usually gather all the human posters of /v/.
Ranjeet and the other spammers that make a living of keeping /v/ "discussing" the same topics over and over, get really salty when they realize that they've been replying to their own bots for hours without getting any human interaction in their threads.
So they try to make human-populated threads less enjoyable so you might eventually go spend time with their botted threads about AAA shit games.
When Igon says you will fight Bayle, you WILL fight Bayle
He L2'd when he should have L1'd
>>714213834I always enjoy Catalyst soulshit runs, regardless.
>>714213834same, though i have been watching the girl for 90% of it
>>714213951WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS
>>714214013Poor guy's going to be sleeping on the couch tonight
Oh god I remember the subway sandwich
>>714213071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuCnzMriKeE
I only played ER, can't tell with the DLC shit
We on track or on overestimate pace already?
is spyro 2 that bad or elden ring couple that good
>>714214138Spyro 2 run is abysmal
>>714214138Both runs are good
>>714214138Fake hoyp GDQ imitators vs comfy couple ER stream 2 session
>>714214138both games suck
but the runners of stream 2 are way less annoying
>>714214110well under pace, only two bosses left
>>714214138both runs are shit
>>714214093what about the subway sLAMMER
>>714214138Spyro is reddit
>>714214138Spyro is good. Couldn't care less about rollslop.
>>714214138>stream 1>shit game>shit runner>annoying commentary>stream 2>good game>good runners>good commentary>pure love on displaythe choice is simple
>>714214138I'm enjoying spyro but I was enjoying Elden Ring before that. They are both good and I will rate them both well
>>714214210>they see me 1 handing the demon's greataxe
>>714214280spyro is deepweb compared to elden reddit
>>714214524he's the host that kept reading off IM BLUE DA BU DE DA BU DA shitty donations talking over the runners non stop, even during the cutscenes people donated to watch. this was years ago and I never forgave him for it. turned a super comfy run into a nightmare even the runner was pissed off.
>stream 1 donation shill
stream 2 status?
>>714213972that is some serious schizophrenia sir
>>714214138spyro is for girls
>you will never coach your qt gf through sequence breaks
why even live
>>714214696comf
but the game itself is kinda boring
>>714214689This is why GDQ will never be as good as ESA. Donation readers are abysmal almost universally so
>>714214138Anons are trying to vicariously live the illusion of having a gamer GF. It's all parasocial shit and most people in these threads don't actually care about video games.
>>714214763I coached mine through sequence breaking the event where you find your true love, sorry bro
I HATE ELDEN RING I HATE ELDEN RING I HATE ELDEN RING
>>714214689ahhh yeah. now its coming back to me.
>>714214879>This is the 37th time that the patient alluded to some imaginary character from a game he didn't play as his "gf"
i never understood spyro, i know there are things going on on the screen but it all seems so irrelevant
>>714214598oh shit anon, would have missed that. was taking a wazz
>>714213305Glad to have another fellow MrGameandShout hater who specifically hates him because of ruining the second half of the Final Fantasy IX run.
Fuck him forever.
>>714214598>>714215041what's so special about this?
>>714215025It's a collectathon. There is nothing to understand, just collect irrelevant stuff until you have enough to purchase your way into other maps so you can collect more irrelevant stuff.
>>714215025>lil Timmy play spyro>lily time had hard time playing the game. (normal for a kid)>now as grow up, Timmy look amazed how runners break spyroshirmple as that
isn't an open secret by now that the "Playstation Nation" is the UK
>>714215158its just touchless virgins going crazy over nighting
>>714215163Fucking TinyTim
>>714215025the run and how is done is actually interesting but they aren't explaining shit and failing almost all strats, very sad
>>714215041Thanks so much for your service anon, glad I said something
>>714215158Its cute
Redeption arc happening right now
It would be so funny if they got stuck here
if they one shot this it's instant SSS+
I used a mimic tear on malenia
>>714214549my little pogchamp
>you can just run away from melanias attacks
why is this boss hard again?
and people doubted my redemption arc for them last thread
There's a weapon that staggers in Elden?
which phase did they get stuck on last year?
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>that 1hp save
oh that was neat
Ah yes, Elden Ring bosses
>doge everything 39 times
>hit once
>repeat
They arent hard, its an endurance contest.
>2 flasks left
oh no no no
There's cringe singing on stream 1 and you guys are watching rollslop
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almost choke
man I hate these games after beating 1 and 2 and getting hard filtered by 3 but man are they fun to watch
I have a bad feeling about this...
>>714215683I got bored of "souls" slop after the third game, I guess not everyone has souls fatigue yet. Good for them
>>714215683How would you make it hard?
>waterfowls 1 inch above you
heh... nothing personnel
>>714215696Correction, we're watching rollchoke
>>714215683skill issue
you're watching a 2P1C run where people aren't even going for simple options like jumping the lunging forward thrust to counterattack
>>714215779Add more than two actions to your """"action game""""
>>714215779moves that you can't roll to evade and you have to precisely time parries
>>714215845Be more specific.
>>714215779Give the bosses the same tech you have
Simple
aaah dang pretty close though
>>714215779I would make the combat actually involve a semblance of skill
>>714215845elden ring has more than two actions, you're just not using them
>>714215440malenia made me not want to play souls ever again, spent hours learning her moveset to outdamage the life steal that when i beat her i felt like i wasted hours of my life bashing my head for nothing
>>714215869So instead of pushing one button to roll at a specific time, you push button two to parry at a specific time. woooooow
>>714215908They're the ones every boss is designed around.
>>714215903For a surprise boss fight that they weren’t equipped for that was a top tier attempt.
>>714215683It's like DS3 dialed up to the 11. The moment I knew I was done with Fromsoftware, it doesn't even look fun.
>>714215792nta but ive beaten every boss in er and I agree with him. A dex or str build thats what you have to do. For magic its different.
GAIUS, CONSORT OF MIQUELLA
>>714215869that's just stellar blade and it was annoying
>>714215939You can also make a more complex parry system, like in Bushido Blade where parrying in the wrong direction means you lost an arm or die.
gaius pushed my shit in when i played the dlc, fuck his charge attack
Why doesn't real life have a turn invincible button?
>>714215934that's why I blasted every ER boss with every tool I had at my disposal
so was the the 'literally impossible' boss
>>714215872Remove 95% of the weapons and give them wider movesets to allow for more offensive agency
So basically turn the game into Nioh
>>714216180It's called crack cocaine
>>714216180have you tried rolling?
>Let Us Go Together
Crazy.
>>714216210it's a randomizer, genius
>>714215967this argument is pointless. i'm not saying that's what you are, but you usually just end up talking to bad faith retards who have already made up their mind and will simply say shit like
>>714215941 that's blatantly untrue when you present them with information that contradicts that opinion.
for example, many of the bosses in elden ring are designed around other defensive options like jump, sprint jump, simply sprinting away, strafing, sprint strafing, or even low profiling with crouch or certain animations. there are many attacks that are specifically designed to be countered by these options, but there are also many other moves that can be countered by them if you're creative and actually experiment with the combat mechanics.
you can present an endless number of examples of this, or how bosses are designed to try to get you to do this stuff, but people will just refuse to listen and it can't be helped. hence why i'm not bothering. talking about fromsoft games with any sort of sincerity or depth has become a worthless endeavor, and it's more enjoyable if you just play them in your own little bubble.
>didn't even make it to phase 2
It begins
The last digit of this post will be how many more attempts they'll take on Malenia
>>714216034Mite b fun. But that would change the entire game, which is something the souls community doesn't like.
>>714216186I just gave up on her. Did every other boss with my larp build and without summoning, couldn't beat her, quit the game. Came back after a month and finished it (without beating Malenia)
Waterfowl is just some fucking bullshit.
>have 70% HP
>burn a flask
>>714216186>>714216305>summon my mimic with stone of gurranq and all the damage boosting I can fit>switch my gear to be tanky as fuck>just tank all her shit while my mimic sometimes cancels her attack with a rockit was a grand old time
>>714216267Yes, but I run out of stamina halfway my first roll...
>>714216353Simple fact is Elden Ring is popular precisely because it is so simple. The Demon's Souls combat system was never designed to compete with real action games in complexity.
>>714216475>waterfowls youHeh, nothing personnell
Nice, it was under estimate. Fun run
>>714216353I have "rollslop critique" fatigue. It's all bad faith
>>714216305holy fucking based
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