Thread 714231695

Stream 1:
Now: Metaphor: ReFantazio (Part 2)
much Later: Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure (Wii/WiiU)

Stream 2:
???

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

Previous Thread: >>714216347

Mig

MIGGED

you're a kid now
you're a mig now

Im still here... migging...

*follows u thru a hotel and smells your hair*

Why do I mig when there is nothing to watch?

>>714231695 (OP)
>Part 2
I'm confused

>>714231953
second part

wtf did they do to the dog's voice? lmao dubs are so bad

>>714231953
wait until Wednesday's part 3

>>714231914
Legs of candy legs of wood

I've migged, but I'm not watching this shit.

>>714231953
comes after part 1

where were you when this man died live on stream

>>714231953
Its a 50 hour run so every day theyre doing several hours

what are you're hopes for purse owner 6?

Super duper hyper omega mig of all migs.

>>714232086
I was here, wondering why the fuck I was watching that shit.

>>714232086
Kixy cute

>>714232090
id unironically they just not stream 24 hours instead. this is worse. its like its taunting me. theres a stream but its some guys lets play

>>714231695 (OP)
I'm in

>>714232232
To be fair, it's not a let's play. He is shortening a 60+ hour game down to 6. It's just boring as fuck.

>>714232086
Missed the most telegraphed QTE I've ever seen.

>>714232341
you can tell this image is old because it depicts ESA as actually good

>>714232341
Why did you post that image?

>>714231695 (OP)
>much Later: Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure (Wii/WiiU)
More Spyroshit????

how has it been? just tuned in for the first time

Rate Metaphor (part 2).

>>714232541
D for didnt watch

>>714232541
ZZZ

>>714232541
O for okay

>>714232541
C

>>714232541
D for boring

>>714232541
zzz for they tried to put me to sleep with this shit

>>714232541
boring game boring run, D for Dboring

>>714232541
C
It was certainly a run

>>714232541
ZZZ out of the principle that speedruns should not be split up

>>714232541
DIDNT WATCH LOL INSTEAD I WATCHED CTR 101% AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD

>>714232641
FF runs used to get split up back in the heyday of GDQ

MetaBORE

>>714232541
Z

>>714232652
what did you like about it?

>>714232680
Well, thats bullshit. They didnt even do it for the goddamn MMO speedrun its bullshit to do it for one thats only 6 hours.

>hehe, im superior for watching this reddit of a run
KatamariGODS keep winning

>>714232541
ASS

>>714232541
Huh?...

>>714232541
C was a run, was competent, wasn't all that interesting

>>714232716
notice how they never actually provide reasons that dont also apply to the katamari run

Why is john cena playing

>>714232541
D

kino block

>>714232716

HE HIT SOME HARD TRICKS, ESPECIALLY WITH THE VIDEO FEED CUTTING OUT + THE CROWD ENERGY + DONATION SUPERBOMBS

>>714232792
THE KATAMARI RUN WAS GOOD TOO I"D RATE IT A+ FOR MEMES EVEN THOUGH THAT GIRLS VOICE WAS ANNOYING

>>714232863
>Saves the good runs for the middle of the night to cuck me out of watching them

Fucking Europeans burn their entire country down.

There's been a lack of trannies, is ESA always like this? In GDQ they're everywhere

>spyro 3 mores times on thursday
Let this farce be finished. Abelard, summon the forbidden one.

>>714232863
pretty pissed that i have work tomorrow id actually enjoy watching all of those

>>714232812
Apparently this is a wrestling themed ESA

>>714232989
A lot of anon's were tempted by a tranny's slutty milky thighs yesterday

>>714233042
hell yeah dude now that is a dumper

>>714232541
D for Didn't watch

>>714233042
Poor dog looks GYATT GYATT GYATT

>>714232863
I'm still waiting for the marathon that does a UFO 50 all golds relay (or cherries if they have balls).

>>714233042
I still feel sorry for that dog, though I guess not as much as I felt sorry for the one at GDQ that had been "trained" to play that shitty baseball game, and it was constantly being distracted and having to be baited into pressing buttons with treats.

>>714233198
isn't there like a full length JRPG in there?

>>714232541
D

>>714232989
Staff isn't infested with them so they don't have a "safe space" to fester here. There've been some but for the most part they don't force it. I would reckon america has a higher tranny population in general due to our susceptibility to the psy-op.

>>714233093
please that max payne looking mofo was hideous

This feels like a really lonely run and it's making me sad

Wait I remember this guy

>>714233223
BUTTON
BUTTON
PEANUT BUTTER YOU FUCKING MUTT PRESS IT OR IT'S BACK TO THE CAGE

>>714233301
Wait... I... don't remember...

>>714232989
Theres been a lot.

ESA/GDQ fanboys are weird

>>714233301
he has a constant expression of pain kek

>>714233245
yeah.
That one would have to be an pre-practiced runner but most/plenty of the others can be learned pretty quickly I imagine. Some absolute freebies like Mini & Max or Bushido Ball with 1.0 glitches.

>>714233273
Wasnt talking about his face

I know you have to be on the spectrum to be a speedrunner but you really gotta be on the spectrum to pick this as your game of choice

Are any of the skylander games good

Silky smooth 10 fps? What's up with the performance of this game

Gooood morning, time for a day of ESA

Impressive N64 tier performance.

Did he pick the graveyard shift because he hates crowds? That would explain a lot.

>>714232541
D

>>714233424
You gotta be on a ZxSpectrum to be TinyTim.

i cant tell if im just tired or if i have no idea what 80% of the words coming out of this guy's mouth is

>>714233451
>>714233554
Reminds me of Sonic Boom, average wii u experience

>>714233410
"I got the recessive genes Snake"

Time to watch CTR

Where the fuck is Spyro?

I don't think I'm migged enough for this one bros

>>714233780
It's like Rayman in the shitty Rabbid games, it's in the title and that's really it.

>>714233780
At Subway

We are at halfway point of this marathon. Time is flying too fast.

Holy shit the characters in this game move like old people fuck

>>714233619
There's a hypnotic rhythm of perfect enunciation followed by gibberish

so do you think people pick these types of games to speedrun because they genuinely like them or because the games are so shit that they will have no competition and can secure an easy top spot on the leaderboards

How do you reach the point in life were you're playing with toys in an empty hall at 4am

>>714233887
it's for charity bucko

he got upgraded from stream 2

>>714233883
>perfect enunciation followed by gibberish

>>714233887
godless...

>>714233845
It's not like we're at risk of running out of stuff for the next few weeks, we got a day downtiem before GDQ then ASM then ASM+Dogwater.

>>714233884
nostalgia from playing it as a kiddo

>>714233229
>not a shooting star press
dimeless shitter

>>714233887
You could be doing it at home for no one's benefit just killing time in your waking life until you die, haha...

did the announcer fall asleep?

>>714233780
Found him

this pure autism is incredible
my mom loves skylanders

>>714233990
People who generally get depressive about ESA ending dont watch other events

>>714233990
I really don't care for the other events.

>>714233884
A quick google brought up him giving pretty comprehensive advice to other potential runners so it's probably that he likes them.

>>714234129
>doesn't care for Dogwater

>>714234136
good on him then, sounds like an alright lad albeit a little autistic

IM A HEADBANGA

>>714233845
And less than 3 actually good runs so far. Grim

>>714234217
headbanga you missed this run

>>714233229

>>714234062
They tend to be more subdued overnight, it's not like there are many donations coming in.

If the anon that helped me out with the Japanese pun is here, where can I linebreak it? Title is too long for a single line.
プラム: ニート紫な魔女と末永くラブラブセッション

>>714232541
I'm doin' him a D

>>714234265
lol based

This is some kind of amiibo game right

Danish accent is fucking strange. Strange mix of Dutch, German, and English accents all in a blender just ambiguously yurop in nature

>>714234441
Proto-amiibos.

>>714234064
why did they make spyro ugly?

Is Skylanders actually fun? I like the look of it aside from the bad performance and loading screens.

>>714234441
Yes and no, same kind of NFC tag embedded in a lump of overpriced plastic shit.

>>714234524
no, man. no.

>>714234441
the start of the toys-to-life fad
>>714234524
it's an eh beat-em-up, don't expect anything amazing out of it. The toys have elements that let them access different things but none of it is required to beat the game so it's a very bland experience

why is the runner about to cry?

>>714233884
Maybe he just really likes the lore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ862QhcPTc

>>714234741
i think thats just his face

>>714234756
why does literally everything need a video essay now who gives a fuck about skylanders enough to make this

I will never forget the first time I saw Spyro in a Skylanders game. Fucking abomination.

>>714234741
The game fucking sucks

what are they gonna do with all those shirts

>>714234826
Choopo is a good lad and his videos are more for entertainment than real lorehead shit

>>714234741
Can't go for records on emulator with performance hacks.

>>714234872
>Drippy goosebert
Goosebert was raped?

>>714234872
send them to africa like superbowl losing team shirts

Why do the specify the WiiU backwards compatibility? Is that any different to just playing it on a Wii?

>>714234915
in the hot sweltering pond in 92

>>714234915
Fisted live on stream

>>714234850
I knew he looked familiar

>>714234872
Give them to Alzheimers patients.

>>714234992
I was digging through my image folders looking for this exact picture.

>>714234826
its based. I love video essays. I haven't been able to play video games in like a year or so because my brain has just stopped finding them fun but I can consume video essays and thats basically the same thing

>>714233639
Snake, this is rivertwentyfive

>>714234996
you only need to remind one of them to buy the shirt over and over again till the stock's gone

>>714235074
>but I can consume video essays and thats basically the same thing

>Blatant War Turtle rip off
Is Nintendo aware?

>>714233887
Youre the one watching this shit

>>714235138
KEK

>>714235074
>No longer likes video games
>Still spends his time on the video games boards and watches videos about video games
Maybe you should find another hobby.

why are there no pronouns next to the speedrunner name???

>>714235074
>>714234826
>>714235147
>watch video essay about a game I never played before
>the guy in the video is me, and knows all about it

>>714235331
he doesn't want to be referred to at all

>>714235276
I still like video games I just can't play them because of some anhedonic attention span bullshit

>>714235331
Mystery nigga

>>714234872
Edenal needs a new supply forecaster

>>714235336
>click on a youtube video essay
>the guy in the video is me but purple

>>714234942
Pretty sure the performance is better.

>>714234756
ah yes that format
"The Adjective X of game Y"

>>714234942
wiiu is better wii with better emulation

Wait, why is Plum purple? Does she know?

if he was serious about this run, he would embed the NFC chips under his skin

I know it's >speedrunning first but it must be grim to be the overnight jannies/runners and only see like $100 in donations.

This is like fighting Sans

>>714235809
I fucking hate undertale

>>714235541
>ai slop
BEGONE

>>714233990
I kind of liked ESA as the chill after party following the high energy and withdrawl from GDQ
trying to get invested this year but the 0 charisma accents continue to be a big wall with little 'fun' antics to compensate like we used to see

>>714235541
>ai kino
STAY

Pretty gay that he's using maxed out characters. It'd be like speedrunning Pokemon with a full team of level 100s out the gate.

This little elf dude reminds me of soul reava

>>714236105
Me too but thats a woman.

Steak mentioned!

somebody watch his run there......

>>714236470
It's 5am, the deadest of hours

>>714233990
>ASM
oh thank fuck, i thought i missed it this year. it might be better than ESA to me at this point, honestly.

>>714236105
>>714236184
few know the truth, he was male once, as were we all

>>714235541
Heres the ensoulified version

>and I miss the switch cause of course I did
goddamn

>>714236559
i like this

>>714235541
i dislike this

>>714236559
Plum, close your legs...

>>714236559
SOVL

>>714236565
I cant hate this run

This looks like an upscaled og xbox game

>>714236559
ai slop

>>714234331
プラム:
紫なニート魔女と
末永く
ラブラブセッション

>>714236559
sovl....so fvcking sovlvul......

>>714236790
the wii was about as powerful as the xbox, so that makes sense

>>714236641
you catch more flies with vinegar than honey

>>714236820
its specifically not. its the first plum i've drawn this entire marathon

>>714235541
>>714236559
what charactrer is this

Rate skylanders

>>714235473
the fucking bullshit of elden ring

Rate Spyro's Adventure (no Spyro actually included)

>>714236949
>>714236940
C

>>714236940
C

>>714232541
D
Enough of this fucking game already

>>714236940
>>714236949
B because he tried his hardest and his pain was palpable

>>714236949
>>714236940
F didn't care about more spyro.

>>714236940
>>714236949
B for autism

>>714236940
>>714236949
B

>>714236940
>>714236949
A

>>714236940
>>714236949
B. fuck it why not

>>714236843
Bless you, I'll be done with it very shortly.

>>714236940
>>714236949
D
pretty crappy but not as bad as the metaphazio game whatever it was called

>>714236940
>>714236949
C
pain and autism...

>>714236940
>>714236949
C

late night filler

>>714236940
>>714236949
C
Lots of mistakes and using max level characters feels a little cheap, but his autism and eagerness to commentate was nice.

MORE DWAGONS

>>714236940
>>714236949
I'm doin' him a C

>>714235074
Same thing happened to me. I had to give up video games entirely for about 18 months and then they became fun again.

>next dreamworks dragons
Who's the scalie at esa?

>>714235074
I always thought video essays are for people who no longer play video games and this post confirms by belief.

>MoD366
Don't even rate for this.

>>714237340
One of the volunteers on the scheduling team is apparenlty a Spyro speedrunner so probably them.

>>714237340
everyone in there is

>>714237404
why? did he touch your pp or something?

>>714237263
I really hope they go back to being fun. Idk what the fuck is wrong with my head.

>>714237386
Kek. Even when I played them I still liked them. I just like vidya in all forms.

>>714237386
I play games and watch video essays. if a game is the type to just chill and grind out an objective ill have a video essay or iceberg chart video playing on my other monitor.

Total overdose next? I thought i was the only one that knew about this game lmao.

have sex with Anthro Women

>>714237584
I didn't play SH2 for the longest time because I thought it was too scary but then I finally played it and it's not scary at all you literally beat the shit out of everything with a wooden plank and have 10000 ammo rounds that you never need to use

Which runs are you waiting for? I'm waiting for the NOLF block myself.

>>714237584
makes sense SH2 is older than i am

>>714237434
I guess so

I fucking love dragons.

I'm glad he explained the discrepancies in names because I thought "Dragons" was some weird Euro name for the series and couldn't give less of a modicum of a fuck to actually look it up.

>>714236559
Plot twist, he simply prompted "ugly bad MS paint style."

Great, it's another "Pretty much near identical to a casual playthrough, and the runner explains the story" run.

guys, what if we voted a really shit run SSS+ just to make other anons who missed it waste their time watching it? i'm feeling naughty and devilish today

>>714238038
this was my first thought

>>714238237
My rating is a sacred thing.

>>714238187
Bro, "DreamWorks Dragons Dawn of the New Riders [PC - Any% (V-Sync Off)] is a competitive category with insane amounts of tech

Too much babbling

>>714238337
There is more than 1 runner to be fair

seeing this run makes me wonder if anyone speedruns any of the shitty licensed games I played as a kid
I can't remember their names so I can't even look them up

why isn't astrid black. she's black in the new movie. this is ruining my immersion

>>714238483
>runs: 26

>>714238483
>2019
This looks like Wii shovelware from 2009, that's wild.

This awful games block or what?

>>714238797
nepotism block

I'd rather watch a score attack of Lagi's game

>>714238797
no, it's awful block games

I swear to god there's nothing happening in this run
what the fuck
why would anyone speedrun this shit

>>714239123
Because they want to fuck the dragon.
He looks like a guy who commissions shitty 3D models of the dragons.

i miss awfulgames block man. just a bunch of people having chaotic fun. 80% of those runners aren't even here

>FF9 16 hours
oh brother

>>714239262
oh

guys wake up

Did the whole internet just die?

I want to do my duty and rate, but this is a struggle

i'll be back for total overdose
peace

Dead general

>>714239587
The good news is we only have to suffer through a 2:30:00 pokemon run on stream 1, the rest of the schedule doesn't look too bad.

>>714239901
I'll be here. Tell me what you wanna rate it and I will link your post and rate it for you.

bros...

have your morning coffee

>>714240072
Why are they stealing ESA views?

>>714236843
Thanks for the help, anon.
Here it is
https://files.catbox.moe/78ge1w.png
https://files.catbox.moe/k5r4n0.png

>>714240137
fuck alzheimer's, neo-vaginas are top priority

>>714240172
PLUM

>>714240172
PLUM

>>714240051
SSS

>>714240172
Eh 6/10

>>714240172
I kneel

>>714240075
This run managed to wrap back around into being entertaining for me.

>>714240172
Dolphin shorts Plum ooooooooo

>>714240051
I appreciate it but rating is a sacred duty. Chlods might come on stream drunk and flash her pink nipples. If that happened I would regret leaving a low rating.

>>714240075
So nice of Rami Malek to take time out of his busy schedule to do a run for us

based scrotal bulge fem boy Plum

you shouldn't be able to speedrun slow games
I want a marathon where it's all fast games like boomer shooters, racers etc

>>714240374
she has dark pepperoni nips though

>>714240431
He really does look like Malek's cousin or some shit

>>714240172
Licking plums plum

>>714240172
Nice one drawfag

Guys, give it straight to me.
Given how its going so far... ESA is not surviving this one right?

>>714240431
>>714240495
Rami Malek before the abyss curse popped out his eyes

>>714240431
>>714240495
He looks like the gay lovechild of Rami Malek and Tony Shalhoub.

>>714240578
It'll survive, it hasnt been terrible, its just sort of, there

>>714240434
That's her puffiest of vulvas
Femboi Plum would be top shelf though.

>>714240578
It has problems to work out

>>714240786
I feel you guys are overreacting. If it wasn't spyro it'd be mario or megaman or some shit

>>714240172
Nice work as always.

You are now closer to 2050 than to 2000

have fun with that

>>714240882
I hope I can get a job in transit...!

I have an idea for a plum but I'm such a lazy bastard I don't want to pick up the tablet I just want to do nothing

>>714240882
>20XX was XX years ago
whoa

>>714240929
do it
do it
do it
do it
do it

>>714240870
Mega Man runs are goated.

>>714240882
I know Im old, no bully

>>714240929
That's okay, I'll pretend you did something cool.


Woah! That pic is so cool!

>>714240979
time passes along old man

What drives someone to run DreamWorks Dragons Dawn of New Riders? Why not Ninja Gaiden or some shit

>>714241095
ez records

>>714240870
>if it wasn't [mediocre games] it'd be [good games]

>>714241095
Low effort, he spent the whole run yapping

>>714241040
Thanks, can you pretend to be the guy who's always rude to drawfags now?

>>714241181
Drawfags ruined you're mom

>>714241181
No, sorry. Not on Wednesdays.

If I turn vsync on, will he die?

>>714240882
The world is getting gayer and more dystopian each year
Ive made peace with checking out when its my time

>>714240929
just prooooompt it

>>714241181
Man, you draw like a special ed retard.

>>714240578
There's been some decent runs but I don't know who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to have this many long JRPG runs on the schedule

>>714240929
Would cum in it.

>>714241286
JRPGs should be stream 2 content only

>>714241298
do not cum on beary pink

>>714241074
ok
thanks for the truism, anon

>>714241346
that's not beary pink, though
that's do nothing beary

>>714240882
And yet things look more futuristic in the 2000s somehow

>>714240172
I wouldn't bake with the second one, just in case.

>>714241364
you [s4s] people are a strange breed

Rate DreamWorks Dragons Dawn of the New Riders [PC - Any% (V-Sync Off)]

Rate dreamworks dragons

>>714241607
but is nice board

>>714241668
>>714241661
FFF

>>714241661
>>714241668
nigger

>>714241661
>>714241668
D

>>714241661
>>714241668
D for Dragon

>>714241661
>>714241668
DDD for Dreamworks Dragons Dawn

oh snap
big boy not happy hes not headlining

>>714241661
>>714241668
Im doing him an A

>I don't agree with the timeslot
Then run something less shit

>>714241705
Had fun did you

>>714241661
>>714241668
D
Goodnight!

>>714241661
>>714241668
B

he's mad about his timeslot LOL

>>714241661
>>714241668
WHATS UP WITH ALL THESE DRAGON RUNS
D
At this rate we need a Kobayashi Dragon maid Style Plum.
Kanna Plum

>>714241661
D he yapped a lot and didnt' even bother explaining the tricks that v-sync affected

>>714241661
>>714241668
I'm doin' him a D

>>714241661
>>714241668
D for doragon

>>714241661
>>714241668
D
>Mad about the slot
LMAO I guess we aren't seeing MoD at Winter then

>>714241723
;)

>next: total overdose

Games only you have(‘NT) played

>the stream has ended

Otsukaresama /v/

>>714241769
>phone background is her girlfriend looking bored
what a cuck

>>714241769
Is this witch bitch?

>>714241242
same

Something I just noticed with twitch ads, if you mute the stream during ads and tab out the ads will pause. That's been like that for a while, simple way to avoid it is to set the volume to 1% then tab and do whatever.
Now though, every time an ad starts, as in a new separate ad beginning during the ad roll, it sets the volume to 100%. Doesn't even matter if you have the window visible or not, you could be sitting there slack jawed staring at the ad at 30% volume and it will jump to 100% because you really, really need to hear this super funny Taco Bell ad. That is, unless you muted it which obviously still works like normal, paused ad.

Don't even start with the "use an adblocker" shit either. I know, I'm not retarded, I use one, I just wanted to see how aggressive they've been from all the bitching about ads in past ESA threads this event.

>>714231803
>Plum song plays
>"Everything is great at your Plu-mes"

>>714242230
Can't you just mute the tab though the browser?

>>714240172
Nice.

>>714242462
>tfw gurumin never in any event

>>714241936
Anon, are you really unaware of the titcow dragon herself?

>>714242370
On Firefox but Chrome only gives you an option to mute the site, so go fuck yourself if you're bouncing between streams during ad rolls.

>>714242625
Sounds like Chrome problem, lmao.

>>714242625
Why is Chrome so bad

>>714242670
It's terrible for media.
The PiP also sucks as well compared to trannyfox's

>>714242670
>>714242230

Google really, REALLY wants you to watch advertisements
Also it's not entirely out of the realms of possibility that just by saying Taco bell in your post you could be compelling someone to order Taco Bell, so it's not surprising

Is the next run ever starting

>>714241824
I have played this video JUEGO

>>714242575
Rape bait

>>714241824
This some kind of call of juarez clone?

>>714242670
"Don't be evil" became a joke in Google a long time ago. Good thing they're deeply embedded in all internet activity.

>>714242571
Heh, it actually was in one event... A Sonic marathon, for some reason... Online only... Doesn't really count...

>>714242843
Thanks anon, I'm gonna get Taco Bell later.
Oh wait, they don't exist in my country. Good thing it was advertised to me regardless!

>>714242230
I still get ads even with multiple blockers, it's making this marathon unwatchable live I only don't get any on vods.

>>714243114
Firefox
AdNauseam
TTV LOL PRO
try this. or Streamlink

Wait, did the schedule confuse Needy Girl Overdose with Total Overdose? KEK

OK runner is low energy. Im gonna hit the sack.

Anyone want anything from the dream store?

This guys voice reminds me of my high school math teacher and is making me sleepy

>>714243259
Is AdNauseam better than UBlock?

>>714243259
My Streamlink's been a buffering bitch all event. Reinstalled it, reran all the TTVLOLPRO servers, still happening. And it's happening on lower resolutions so I don't think it's my wifi, either. Wish I could just run an ethernet cable instead but its not feasible.
Shit is fucking aggravating.

>>714237340
the same one that keeps bringing their fursuit to each event
also this >>714237420

>>714243401
Yeah, so good Google banned it on Chrome.

>>714243374
Gimmie uhhhhhhhhh a loving girlfriend who'll leave a gaping hole in my heart when I wake up, thanks

>>714243374
one dream where I go to school and forget my pants please

yo this game is actually real?

>>714243404
I use a D Link Powerline. I think the bandwidth isn't great, but it's better than installing a wifi card.

Well at least it's only an hour. I'm glad I'm still wide awake, otherwise this dude's cadence would knock me out.

>>714243374
The one where all my teeth fall out again

>Explaining how they used to run on hard as a showcase of skill but now they run on easy because they no longer care about skill
Really makes you think.

>>714243374
Plum in a bridal dress.
The hat stays on.

>>714243374
Find me one of those infinitely expanding yet small enough to fit in your hand objects that you can find at the fever aisle, I want to shove it up my ass

>>714243692
He's spilling all the speedrunning scene secrets and nobody will watch

>dollar store joshimuz plays dollar store gta
pottery...

>>714243689
I swear to god I had at least 4 of these in one month last month

>>714243404
Turn on caching in your player

This game seems decent

>>714243565
this really does look like a shitty cgi they'd play in crime drama to show how violent video games affect children

Tiny little mexican midgets

>>714243862
kek

>>714243862
he's lacking the hidden resentment factor to be joshimuz

This is the most "low-quality animation that pretends to be a videogame that an immature or asshole character is playing while sitting on his couch during a scene in a movie" videogame I've ever seen, holy fuck. It's even got the stiff and quick player character walking pace.

>>714244119
it's an old game bro

>>714244119
Spicy

>>714243890
>I forgot to enable caching on the new install
God, what a stupid mistake. Thanks, anon.

>>714244119
Games used to be like this buddy, how old are you?

>>714244119
soul

>>714244306
Anon, people who weren't alive when Halo 2 was first released are allowed to legally post here.

You know, I'm enjoying this run, its low energy but comfy

>>714244167
>>714244306
I'm almost 30
I know what old games are like, I'm more talking about the presentation and design choices of the game.

>>714244501
yeah but, those tv shows and movies portray games that way because there was a period of time where they all were like that

BSG 2025 schedule's up.
https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2025/schedule/01

>>714244539
>Only Avianos and Fist Hell
Sounds awful

>>714244560
They looked like that because it was a team of overworked and underpaid CG interns that were told to "make it look like the grand theft auto" then given a week deadline.
So basically these GTA knockoff games.

>>714244623
>no castlevania

if this wasn't easy mode it would be a cool run probably

>>714244539
>the best game of the collection (Rail Heist) isn't being ran
I guess Avianos might be cool but I'm disappointed.

>>714243374
You're back in school or college and there's an assignment due which you haven't done. I don't have that one often enough, I would like an additional one.

>>714244659
sucks how we don't get gta clones anymore
the closest thing we got is saints row (rest in piss), mafia and and mindseye

man hasn't gotten a single donation has he?

>>714244758
I'm 32 and I haven't had school related dreams in over a decade.
I'm a highschool drop out.

the empty room is certainly gonna damage people's confidence to submit runs next time

>>714244778
We get retro GTA clones now, top down pixelshit

>>714244119
Death Murder City IV

>>714244623
>TinyTim
Hell yeah
>Habke
Fucks sake

>>714244623
>its 24 hours without breaks
We are back.

choke!

>>714244823
you don't have the trauma

>>714244832
it's grim to see

>>714244852
only a few more decades until we get the 3d gta clones then

>>714244832
These people normally sit in their room alone streaming to twitch, they're used to it.

>>714244623
never seen BSG, is it the same as ESA and GDQ?

>>714244937
Don't worry, I have night terrors instead.
Much more unpleasant.

>>714244832
If you were making a run in a marathon, would you prefer a packed crowd or an empty one?
I'm not sure it's discouraging more people than it encourages.

>>714244986
No, its more amateur and smaller than ESA

>>714244893
>>Habke
How did he not get banned after what he did to her?

>>714244832
>>714244959
this, plus they have like 100x the viewers so I'm sure they're happy

Personally, I'm thankful slopen world games aren't as common

>>714244959
Smaller operation so the threads are usually dead (if they eve stay up).

>>714245043
IIRC he’s mates with the old ESA higher ups.

>>714244986
It's smaller but the highest quality imo which isn't surprising because it's ran by our guy Riekelt
>>714245043
I missed that kraut

Did anybody else just hear a nokia ringtone?

>>714245090
Personally I think your opinion is shit.

>>714245090
This isn't an open world game nonny...

>>714245248
I'm sad now

>nonny
shut up ponk

>>714245248
did they fuck

>>714245248
I feel like a cuckold watching this.

>>714245421
they look like the couple that fucks on five days every week

>>714244623
I look forward to the threads.

>>714245248
>NJPW shirt
CATALYSTZ IS HEADBANGA ANON?

>>714245535
holy fuck no way, I am playing this game rn
I hope they have costume incentives

>>714245090
we actually get more open world games now than we did back then it's just that now it's shit like open world racing and open world soulslikes instead of only open world crime simulators

FUCK YOU AMAZON I DON'T WANT YOUR FIRE TV AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

this game looks fun

>>714245535
Uoooooh'ing preemptively

>>714245535
Plum is Nobeta's dress fucking when.

>>714245707
>Plum is Nobeta's dress
l-lewd
drawfags get in here

CHOOOOOOKE

>>714245535
kek same

>>714245650
it really does, also very soulful, adding to my backlog

I miss games being retarded in a funny way instead of in a tiring way

>>714245862
Yeah...

SPICY MOVE

This game seems a little racist

>>714245248
>NJPW shirt
I'M A

>>714245983
Just like me

>>714244994
Night terrors about what?

>>714245248
Four in the back waiting their turn with her

>>714246116
Impeding doom, death, sheer fucking terror for the sake of it. It's never quit clear, which makes treating them pretty damn hard. It's not a just take your meds kind of situation.

>>714246123
Starting your shift early, moshe?

>>714246239
What?

>>714245753
>>714245707
>theyre running nobeta
How in all fucking hells did that get approved.
If im around for it Ill do her in Nobetas outfit.
Pantyshot too?

>>714245557
HEADBANGA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaBvzQabjEE

>To get around the US boarder, we can use a grenade jump
take note Mexicans

>>714246261
Its riekelts event... hes a cunnisseur

>>714246071
All the gang are here

>>714245535
be careful, last year i got a 7 day ban for offtopic on the first day of ESA (GDQ?) for making a single, imageless UOOH joke about the player character model during the Frog Fractions run.

If you have to turn the music off for Youtube, at least mod in some DMCA-free music.

Odd game for defining it 'Modern Assault Rifle' instead of just 'AR', why is the modern necessary even?

>>714246208
What started them for you?

>>714246321
A refined gent would run games like Ape escape 3 or Gurumin.
Nobeta is a literal whore peddled around by her pimp devs

>>714246486
The death of my father seems to be the cause. I wasn't even close to they guy anyway.

>>714246525
Have you tried simply not giving a shit?

>>714246432
why does the length of the ban matters if you can just reset your router

>>714246592
Yeah. Doesn't work.

>>714246592
I have alzheimer's

Rate Total Overdose

>>714246707
B
Solid, not great

>>714246707
C
it was ok

>>714246707
B
Was fun

>>714246707
B

>>714246707
B for Bueno Excelente

>>714246707
B+
At least it was not spyro

>>714246707
B

Damn, Ramito should have said, "no way fag"

>thank you people who watched in twitch chat
poor man is defeated

>>714246261
Guess whose event it is

>>714246707
C

>>714246525
I can kind of relate. But I actually liked my dad

>>714246707
A
finally a fun game with action and good commentary

>>714246797
is he banned from ESA? what's the lore

>>714246707
C it was just fine

>>714246707
B

How's it been tonight?

>>714246629
Whenever I have a nightmare or night terror and I recognize what's going on, I start vigorously praying inside the dream and it goes away in what feels like seconds. I know it sounds schizo and I still suffer some effects from the brief exposure but hey it works.

>>714246707
B

>>714246707
B, Solid run

>>714246707
I'm doin' him a B

>>714246851
No he is not banned he just didn't have time to go. He also did did a run at gDQ in January. But he posts in these threads during BSG.

>>714246707
B for Burrito Bomb

Low energy but comfy

>>714246797
Sayaka Plum...
Nobeta Plum...
Wait a second. What are we doing?

The Garnet Metako run was so large I had to split it into two since it's too long for my account.

What are we drinking anons? Got some Summer Shandy, love this citrus shit.

>>714247324
Just water.

>>714247324
Highball

>>714247324
Water

>>714247324
OJ

>>714247324
White Claw Lime

How can he speedrun with his cock being so sore?

>>714247324
cleen drankin watah

>>714247324
water

Mmm sexy kunoichi..

My man is drowning in pussy

>>714247324
H2O

I remember not liking this one as much because it was dumbed down for consoles.

Cate Archer is pure sex and sexiest game heroine ever.

>>714247731
>dumbed down
>has RPG level mechanics when first one didn't have any, was just a stage progression adventure fps
What?

>>714247778
The controls are a dead giveaway.

rpg system is super gay and out of place in this type of game, they were chasing trends.

Looks like a solid speedrun game
>11 runs

>>714247976
You could be run #12!

This is a comfy run.

>>714242230
>I see ads
>I'm not retarded
Sounds like you're retarded.

guy looks like MrBeast

Bakers?

>>714248750
It is over.

Anon can you bake the THREEEEAAAAADDDDDD

It was nice knowing you bros

>>714249019
It's baking, needs 4 more minutes.

Hot take, but Perfect Dark >>> No One Lives Forever
Being genuine > lmao parody slop
James Bond > Austin Powers

welp

The abyss looks so good bros...

>india
Saaars

>>714249101
I thought everyone considered NOLF a second rate PD copy, it's why it's mostly forgotten these days

Almost done, just wait a minute more

Bakerdono please

It 's time to face the end.

>>714249267
>>714249267
>>714249267
Migrate

I LIKE THAT JUMP!