Stream 1:
Now: Metaphor: ReFantazio (Part 2)
much Later: Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure (Wii/WiiU)
Stream 2:
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Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
Previous Thread:
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Mig
you're a kid now
you're a mig now
Im still here... migging...
*follows u thru a hotel and smells your hair*
Why do I mig when there is nothing to watch?
>>714231695 (OP)>Part 2I'm confused
wtf did they do to the dog's voice? lmao dubs are so bad
>>714231953wait until Wednesday's part 3
>>714231914Legs of candy legs of wood
I've migged, but I'm not watching this shit.
>>714231953comes after part 1
where were you when this man died live on stream
>>714231953Its a 50 hour run so every day theyre doing several hours
what are you're hopes for purse owner 6?
Super duper hyper omega mig of all migs.
>>714232086I was here, wondering why the fuck I was watching that shit.
>>714232090id unironically they just not stream 24 hours instead. this is worse. its like its taunting me. theres a stream but its some guys lets play
>>714232232To be fair, it's not a let's play. He is shortening a 60+ hour game down to 6. It's just boring as fuck.
>>714232086Missed the most telegraphed QTE I've ever seen.
>>714232341you can tell this image is old because it depicts ESA as actually good
>>714232341Why did you post that image?
>>714231695 (OP)>much Later: Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure (Wii/WiiU)More Spyroshit????
how has it been? just tuned in for the first time
>>714232541D for didnt watch
>>714232541zzz for they tried to put me to sleep with this shit
>>714232541boring game boring run, D for Dboring
>>714232541C
It was certainly a run
>>714232541ZZZ out of the principle that speedruns should not be split up
>>714232541DIDNT WATCH LOL INSTEAD I WATCHED CTR 101% AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD
>>714232641FF runs used to get split up back in the heyday of GDQ
>>714232652what did you like about it?
>>714232680Well, thats bullshit. They didnt even do it for the goddamn MMO speedrun its bullshit to do it for one thats only 6 hours.
>hehe, im superior for watching this reddit of a run
KatamariGODS keep winning
>>714232541C was a run, was competent, wasn't all that interesting
>>714232716notice how they never actually provide reasons that dont also apply to the katamari run
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>>714232716HE HIT SOME HARD TRICKS, ESPECIALLY WITH THE VIDEO FEED CUTTING OUT + THE CROWD ENERGY + DONATION SUPERBOMBS
>>714232792THE KATAMARI RUN WAS GOOD TOO I"D RATE IT A+ FOR MEMES EVEN THOUGH THAT GIRLS VOICE WAS ANNOYING
>>714232863>Saves the good runs for the middle of the night to cuck me out of watching themFucking Europeans burn their entire country down.
There's been a lack of trannies, is ESA always like this? In GDQ they're everywhere
>spyro 3 mores times on thursday
Let this farce be finished. Abelard, summon the forbidden one.
>>714232863pretty pissed that i have work tomorrow id actually enjoy watching all of those
>>714232812Apparently this is a wrestling themed ESA
>>714232989A lot of anon's were tempted by a tranny's slutty milky thighs yesterday
>>714233042hell yeah dude now that is a dumper
>>714232541D for Didn't watch
>>714233042Poor dog looks GYATT GYATT GYATT
>>714232863I'm still waiting for the marathon that does a UFO 50 all golds relay (or cherries if they have balls).
>>714233042I still feel sorry for that dog, though I guess not as much as I felt sorry for the one at GDQ that had been "trained" to play that shitty baseball game, and it was constantly being distracted and having to be baited into pressing buttons with treats.
>>714233198isn't there like a full length JRPG in there?
>>714232989Staff isn't infested with them so they don't have a "safe space" to fester here. There've been some but for the most part they don't force it. I would reckon america has a higher tranny population in general due to our susceptibility to the psy-op.
>>714233093please that max payne looking mofo was hideous
This feels like a really lonely run and it's making me sad
>>714233223BUTTON
BUTTON
PEANUT BUTTER YOU FUCKING MUTT PRESS IT OR IT'S BACK TO THE CAGE
>>714233301Wait... I... don't remember...
>>714232989Theres been a lot.
ESA/GDQ fanboys are weird
>>714233301he has a constant expression of pain kek
>>714233245yeah.
That one would have to be an pre-practiced runner but most/plenty of the others can be learned pretty quickly I imagine. Some absolute freebies like Mini & Max or Bushido Ball with 1.0 glitches.
>>714233273Wasnt talking about his face
I know you have to be on the spectrum to be a speedrunner but you really gotta be on the spectrum to pick this as your game of choice
Are any of the skylander games good
Silky smooth 10 fps? What's up with the performance of this game
Gooood morning, time for a day of ESA
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Impressive N64 tier performance.
Did he pick the graveyard shift because he hates crowds? That would explain a lot.
>>714233424You gotta be on a ZxSpectrum to be TinyTim.
i cant tell if im just tired or if i have no idea what 80% of the words coming out of this guy's mouth is
>>714233451>>714233554Reminds me of Sonic Boom, average wii u experience
>>714233410"I got the recessive genes Snake"
I don't think I'm migged enough for this one bros
>>714233780It's like Rayman in the shitty Rabbid games, it's in the title and that's really it.
We are at halfway point of this marathon. Time is flying too fast.
Holy shit the characters in this game move like old people fuck
>>714233619There's a hypnotic rhythm of perfect enunciation followed by gibberish
so do you think people pick these types of games to speedrun because they genuinely like them or because the games are so shit that they will have no competition and can secure an easy top spot on the leaderboards
How do you reach the point in life were you're playing with toys in an empty hall at 4am
>>714233887it's for charity bucko
he got upgraded from stream 2
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>>714233883>perfect enunciation followed by gibberish
>>714233845It's not like we're at risk of running out of stuff for the next few weeks, we got a day downtiem before GDQ then ASM then ASM+Dogwater.
>>714233884nostalgia from playing it as a kiddo
>>714233229>not a shooting star pressdimeless shitter
>>714233887You could be doing it at home for no one's benefit just killing time in your waking life until you die, haha...
did the announcer fall asleep?
this pure autism is incredible
my mom loves skylanders
>>714233990People who generally get depressive about ESA ending dont watch other events
>>714233990I really don't care for the other events.
>>714233884A quick google brought up him giving pretty comprehensive advice to other potential runners so it's probably that he likes them.
>>714234129>doesn't care for Dogwater
>>714234136good on him then, sounds like an alright lad albeit a little autistic
>>714233845And less than 3 actually good runs so far. Grim
>>714234217headbanga you missed this run
>>714233229
>>714234062They tend to be more subdued overnight, it's not like there are many donations coming in.
If the anon that helped me out with the Japanese pun is here, where can I linebreak it? Title is too long for a single line.
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>>714232541I'm doin' him a D
This is some kind of amiibo game right
Danish accent is fucking strange. Strange mix of Dutch, German, and English accents all in a blender just ambiguously yurop in nature
>>714234441Proto-amiibos.
>>714234064why did they make spyro ugly?
Is Skylanders actually fun? I like the look of it aside from the bad performance and loading screens.
>>714234441Yes and no, same kind of NFC tag embedded in a lump of overpriced plastic shit.
>>714234441the start of the toys-to-life fad
>>714234524it's an eh beat-em-up, don't expect anything amazing out of it. The toys have elements that let them access different things but none of it is required to beat the game so it's a very bland experience
why is the runner about to cry?
>>714233884Maybe he just really likes the lore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ862QhcPTc
>>714234741i think thats just his face
>>714234756why does literally everything need a video essay now who gives a fuck about skylanders enough to make this
I will never forget the first time I saw Spyro in a Skylanders game. Fucking abomination.
>>714234741The game fucking sucks
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what are they gonna do with all those shirts
>>714234826Choopo is a good lad and his videos are more for entertainment than real lorehead shit
>>714234741Can't go for records on emulator with performance hacks.
>>714234872>Drippy goosebertGoosebert was raped?
>>714234872send them to africa like superbowl losing team shirts
Why do the specify the WiiU backwards compatibility? Is that any different to just playing it on a Wii?
>>714234915in the hot sweltering pond in 92
>>714234915Fisted live on stream
>>714234850I knew he looked familiar
>>714234872Give them to Alzheimers patients.
>>714234992I was digging through my image folders looking for this exact picture.
>>714234826its based. I love video essays. I haven't been able to play video games in like a year or so because my brain has just stopped finding them fun but I can consume video essays and thats basically the same thing
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>>714233639Snake, this is rivertwentyfive
>>714234996you only need to remind one of them to buy the shirt over and over again till the stock's gone
>>714235074>but I can consume video essays and thats basically the same thing
>Blatant War Turtle rip off
Is Nintendo aware?
>>714233887Youre the one watching this shit
>>714235074>No longer likes video games>Still spends his time on the video games boards and watches videos about video gamesMaybe you should find another hobby.
why are there no pronouns next to the speedrunner name???
>>714235074>>714234826>>714235147>watch video essay about a game I never played before>the guy in the video is me, and knows all about it
>>714235331he doesn't want to be referred to at all
>>714235276I still like video games I just can't play them because of some anhedonic attention span bullshit
>>714234872Edenal needs a new supply forecaster
>>714235336>click on a youtube video essay>the guy in the video is me but purple
>>714234942Pretty sure the performance is better.
>>714234756ah yes that format
"The Adjective X of game Y"
>>714234942wiiu is better wii with better emulation
Wait, why is Plum purple? Does she know?
if he was serious about this run, he would embed the NFC chips under his skin
I know it's >speedrunning first but it must be grim to be the overnight jannies/runners and only see like $100 in donations.
This is like fighting Sans
>>714235809I fucking hate undertale
>>714235541>ai slopBEGONE
>>714233990I kind of liked ESA as the chill after party following the high energy and withdrawl from GDQ
trying to get invested this year but the 0 charisma accents continue to be a big wall with little 'fun' antics to compensate like we used to see
Pretty gay that he's using maxed out characters. It'd be like speedrunning Pokemon with a full team of level 100s out the gate.
This little elf dude reminds me of soul reava
>>714236105Me too but thats a woman.
somebody watch his run there......
>>714236470It's 5am, the deadest of hours
>>714233990>ASMoh thank fuck, i thought i missed it this year. it might be better than ESA to me at this point, honestly.
>>714236105>>714236184few know the truth, he was male once, as were we all
>>714235541Heres the ensoulified version
>and I miss the switch cause of course I did
goddamn
>>714236559i like this
>>714235541i dislike this
>>714236559Plum, close your legs...
>>714236565I cant hate this run
This looks like an upscaled og xbox game
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>>714236559sovl....so fvcking sovlvul......
>>714236790the wii was about as powerful as the xbox, so that makes sense
>>714236641you catch more flies with vinegar than honey
>>714236820its specifically not. its the first plum i've drawn this entire marathon
>>714235541>>714236559what charactrer is this
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Rate skylanders
>>714235473the fucking bullshit of elden ring
Rate Spyro's Adventure (no Spyro actually included)
>>714232541D
Enough of this fucking game already
>>714236940>>714236949B because he tried his hardest and his pain was palpable
>>714236949>>714236940F didn't care about more spyro.
>>714236843Bless you, I'll be done with it very shortly.
>>714236940>>714236949D
pretty crappy but not as bad as the metaphazio game whatever it was called
>>714236940>>714236949C
Lots of mistakes and using max level characters feels a little cheap, but his autism and eagerness to commentate was nice.
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>>714235074Same thing happened to me. I had to give up video games entirely for about 18 months and then they became fun again.
>next dreamworks dragons
Who's the scalie at esa?
>>714235074I always thought video essays are for people who no longer play video games and this post confirms by belief.
>MoD366
Don't even rate for this.
>>714237340One of the volunteers on the scheduling team is apparenlty a Spyro speedrunner so probably them.
>>714237340everyone in there is
>>714237404why? did he touch your pp or something?
>>714237263I really hope they go back to being fun. Idk what the fuck is wrong with my head.
>>714237386Kek. Even when I played them I still liked them. I just like vidya in all forms.
>>714237386I play games and watch video essays. if a game is the type to just chill and grind out an objective ill have a video essay or iceberg chart video playing on my other monitor.
Total overdose next? I thought i was the only one that knew about this game lmao.
have sex with Anthro Women
>>714237584I didn't play SH2 for the longest time because I thought it was too scary but then I finally played it and it's not scary at all you literally beat the shit out of everything with a wooden plank and have 10000 ammo rounds that you never need to use
Which runs are you waiting for? I'm waiting for the NOLF block myself.
>>714237584makes sense SH2 is older than i am
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I'm glad he explained the discrepancies in names because I thought "Dragons" was some weird Euro name for the series and couldn't give less of a modicum of a fuck to actually look it up.
>>714236559Plot twist, he simply prompted "ugly bad MS paint style."
Great, it's another "Pretty much near identical to a casual playthrough, and the runner explains the story" run.
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guys, what if we voted a really shit run SSS+ just to make other anons who missed it waste their time watching it? i'm feeling naughty and devilish today
>>714238038this was my first thought
>>714238237My rating is a sacred thing.
>>714238187Bro, "DreamWorks Dragons Dawn of the New Riders [PC - Any% (V-Sync Off)] is a competitive category with insane amounts of tech
>>714238337There is more than 1 runner to be fair
seeing this run makes me wonder if anyone speedruns any of the shitty licensed games I played as a kid
I can't remember their names so I can't even look them up
why isn't astrid black. she's black in the new movie. this is ruining my immersion
>>714238483>2019This looks like Wii shovelware from 2009, that's wild.
This awful games block or what?
>>714238797nepotism block
I'd rather watch a score attack of Lagi's game
>>714238797no, it's awful block games
I swear to god there's nothing happening in this run
what the fuck
why would anyone speedrun this shit
>>714239123Because they want to fuck the dragon.
He looks like a guy who commissions shitty 3D models of the dragons.
i miss awfulgames block man. just a bunch of people having chaotic fun. 80% of those runners aren't even here
Did the whole internet just die?
I want to do my duty and rate, but this is a struggle
i'll be back for total overdose
peace
>>714239587The good news is we only have to suffer through a 2:30:00 pokemon run on stream 1, the rest of the schedule doesn't look too bad.
>>714239901I'll be here. Tell me what you wanna rate it and I will link your post and rate it for you.
>>714240072Why are they stealing ESA views?
>>714236843Thanks for the help, anon.
Here it is
https://files.catbox.moe/78ge1w.png
https://files.catbox.moe/k5r4n0.png
>>714240137fuck alzheimer's, neo-vaginas are top priority
>>714240075This run managed to wrap back around into being entertaining for me.
>>714240172Dolphin shorts Plum ooooooooo
>>714240051I appreciate it but rating is a sacred duty. Chlods might come on stream drunk and flash her pink nipples. If that happened I would regret leaving a low rating.
>>714240075So nice of Rami Malek to take time out of his busy schedule to do a run for us
based scrotal bulge fem boy Plum
you shouldn't be able to speedrun slow games
I want a marathon where it's all fast games like boomer shooters, racers etc
>>714240374she has dark pepperoni nips though
>>714240431He really does look like Malek's cousin or some shit
>>714240172Licking plums plum
>>714240172Nice one drawfag
Guys, give it straight to me.
Given how its going so far... ESA is not surviving this one right?
>>714240431>>714240495Rami Malek before the abyss curse popped out his eyes
>>714240431>>714240495He looks like the gay lovechild of Rami Malek and Tony Shalhoub.
>>714240578It'll survive, it hasnt been terrible, its just sort of, there
>>714240434That's her puffiest of vulvas
Femboi Plum would be top shelf though.
>>714240578It has problems to work out
>>714240786I feel you guys are overreacting. If it wasn't spyro it'd be mario or megaman or some shit
>>714240172Nice work as always.
You are now closer to 2050 than to 2000
have fun with that
>>714240882I hope I can get a job in transit...!
I have an idea for a plum but I'm such a lazy bastard I don't want to pick up the tablet I just want to do nothing
>>714240882>20XX was XX years agowhoa
>>714240929do it
do it
do it
do it
do it
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>>714240870Mega Man runs are goated.
>>714240882I know Im old, no bully
>>714240929That's okay, I'll pretend you did something cool.
Woah! That pic is so cool!
>>714240979time passes along old man
What drives someone to run DreamWorks Dragons Dawn of New Riders? Why not Ninja Gaiden or some shit
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>>714240870>if it wasn't [mediocre games] it'd be [good games]
>>714241095Low effort, he spent the whole run yapping
>>714241040Thanks, can you pretend to be the guy who's always rude to drawfags now?
>>714241181Drawfags ruined you're mom
>>714241181No, sorry. Not on Wednesdays.
If I turn vsync on, will he die?
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>>714240882The world is getting gayer and more dystopian each year
Ive made peace with checking out when its my time
>>714240929just prooooompt it
>>714241181Man, you draw like a special ed retard.
>>714240578There's been some decent runs but I don't know who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to have this many long JRPG runs on the schedule
>>714240929Would cum in it.
>>714241286JRPGs should be stream 2 content only
>>714241298do not cum on beary pink
>>714241074ok
thanks for the truism, anon
>>714241346that's not beary pink, though
that's do nothing beary
>>714240882And yet things look more futuristic in the 2000s somehow
>>714240172I wouldn't bake with the second one, just in case.
>>714241364you [s4s] people are a strange breed
Rate DreamWorks Dragons Dawn of the New Riders [PC - Any% (V-Sync Off)]
>>714241607but is nice board
>>714241661>>714241668DDD for Dreamworks Dragons Dawn
oh snap
big boy not happy hes not headlining
>I don't agree with the timeslot
Then run something less shit
>>714241705Had fun did you
he's mad about his timeslot LOL
>>714241661>>714241668WHATS UP WITH ALL THESE DRAGON RUNS
D
At this rate we need a Kobayashi Dragon maid Style Plum.
Kanna Plum
>>714241661D he yapped a lot and didnt' even bother explaining the tricks that v-sync affected
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>>714241661>>714241668D
>Mad about the slotLMAO I guess we aren't seeing MoD at Winter then
>next: total overdose
Games only you have(โNT) played
>the stream has ended
Otsukaresama /v/
>>714241769>phone background is her girlfriend looking boredwhat a cuck
>>714241769Is this witch bitch?
Something I just noticed with twitch ads, if you mute the stream during ads and tab out the ads will pause. That's been like that for a while, simple way to avoid it is to set the volume to 1% then tab and do whatever.
Now though, every time an ad starts, as in a new separate ad beginning during the ad roll, it sets the volume to 100%. Doesn't even matter if you have the window visible or not, you could be sitting there slack jawed staring at the ad at 30% volume and it will jump to 100% because you really, really need to hear this super funny Taco Bell ad. That is, unless you muted it which obviously still works like normal, paused ad.
Don't even start with the "use an adblocker" shit either. I know, I'm not retarded, I use one, I just wanted to see how aggressive they've been from all the bitching about ads in past ESA threads this event.
>>714231803>Plum song plays>"Everything is great at your Plu-mes"
>>714242230Can't you just mute the tab though the browser?
>>714242462>tfw gurumin never in any event
>>714241936Anon, are you really unaware of the titcow dragon herself?
>>714242370On Firefox but Chrome only gives you an option to mute the site, so go fuck yourself if you're bouncing between streams during ad rolls.
>>714242625Sounds like Chrome problem, lmao.
>>714242625Why is Chrome so bad
>>714242670It's terrible for media.
The PiP also sucks as well compared to trannyfox's
>>714242670>>714242230Google really, REALLY wants you to watch advertisements
Also it's not entirely out of the realms of possibility that just by saying Taco bell in your post you could be compelling someone to order Taco Bell, so it's not surprising
Is the next run ever starting
>>714241824I have played this video JUEGO
>>714241824This some kind of call of juarez clone?
>>714242670"Don't be evil" became a joke in Google a long time ago. Good thing they're deeply embedded in all internet activity.
>>714242571Heh, it actually was in one event... A Sonic marathon, for some reason... Online only... Doesn't really count...
>>714242843Thanks anon, I'm gonna get Taco Bell later.
Oh wait, they don't exist in my country. Good thing it was advertised to me regardless!
>>714242230I still get ads even with multiple blockers, it's making this marathon unwatchable live I only don't get any on vods.
>>714243114Firefox
AdNauseam
TTV LOL PRO
try this. or Streamlink
Wait, did the schedule confuse Needy Girl Overdose with Total Overdose? KEK
OK runner is low energy. Im gonna hit the sack.
Anyone want anything from the dream store?
This guys voice reminds me of my high school math teacher and is making me sleepy
>>714243259Is AdNauseam better than UBlock?
>>714243259My Streamlink's been a buffering bitch all event. Reinstalled it, reran all the TTVLOLPRO servers, still happening. And it's happening on lower resolutions so I don't think it's my wifi, either. Wish I could just run an ethernet cable instead but its not feasible.
Shit is fucking aggravating.
>>714237340the same one that keeps bringing their fursuit to each event
also this
>>714237420
>>714243401Yeah, so good Google banned it on Chrome.
>>714243374Gimmie uhhhhhhhhh a loving girlfriend who'll leave a gaping hole in my heart when I wake up, thanks
>>714243374one dream where I go to school and forget my pants please
yo this game is actually real?
>>714243404I use a D Link Powerline. I think the bandwidth isn't great, but it's better than installing a wifi card.
Well at least it's only an hour. I'm glad I'm still wide awake, otherwise this dude's cadence would knock me out.
>>714243374The one where all my teeth fall out again
>Explaining how they used to run on hard as a showcase of skill but now they run on easy because they no longer care about skill
Really makes you think.
>>714243374Plum in a bridal dress.
The hat stays on.
>>714243374Find me one of those infinitely expanding yet small enough to fit in your hand objects that you can find at the fever aisle, I want to shove it up my ass
>>714243692He's spilling all the speedrunning scene secrets and nobody will watch
>dollar store joshimuz plays dollar store gta
pottery...
>>714243689I swear to god I had at least 4 of these in one month last month
>>714243404Turn on caching in your player
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>>714243565this really does look like a shitty cgi they'd play in crime drama to show how violent video games affect children
Tiny little mexican midgets
>>714243862he's lacking the hidden resentment factor to be joshimuz
This is the most "low-quality animation that pretends to be a videogame that an immature or asshole character is playing while sitting on his couch during a scene in a movie" videogame I've ever seen, holy fuck. It's even got the stiff and quick player character walking pace.
>>714244119it's an old game bro
>>714243890>I forgot to enable caching on the new installGod, what a stupid mistake. Thanks, anon.
>>714244119Games used to be like this buddy, how old are you?
>>714244306Anon, people who weren't alive when Halo 2 was first released are allowed to legally post here.
You know, I'm enjoying this run, its low energy but comfy
>>714244167>>714244306I'm almost 30
I know what old games are like, I'm more talking about the presentation and design choices of the game.
>>714244501yeah but, those tv shows and movies portray games that way because there was a period of time where they all were like that
BSG 2025 schedule's up.
https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2025/schedule/01
>>714244539>Only Avianos and Fist HellSounds awful
>>714244560They looked like that because it was a team of overworked and underpaid CG interns that were told to "make it look like the grand theft auto" then given a week deadline.
So basically these GTA knockoff games.
>>714244623>no castlevania
if this wasn't easy mode it would be a cool run probably
>>714244539>the best game of the collection (Rail Heist) isn't being ranI guess Avianos might be cool but I'm disappointed.
>>714243374You're back in school or college and there's an assignment due which you haven't done. I don't have that one often enough, I would like an additional one.
>>714244659sucks how we don't get gta clones anymore
the closest thing we got is saints row (rest in piss), mafia and and mindseye
man hasn't gotten a single donation has he?
>>714244758I'm 32 and I haven't had school related dreams in over a decade.
I'm a highschool drop out.
the empty room is certainly gonna damage people's confidence to submit runs next time
>>714244778We get retro GTA clones now, top down pixelshit
>>714244119Death Murder City IV
>>714244623>TinyTimHell yeah
>HabkeFucks sake
>>714244623>its 24 hours without breaks We are back.
>>714244823you don't have the trauma
>>714244832it's grim to see
>>714244852only a few more decades until we get the 3d gta clones then
>>714244832These people normally sit in their room alone streaming to twitch, they're used to it.
>>714244623never seen BSG, is it the same as ESA and GDQ?
>>714244937Don't worry, I have night terrors instead.
Much more unpleasant.
>>714244832If you were making a run in a marathon, would you prefer a packed crowd or an empty one?
I'm not sure it's discouraging more people than it encourages.
>>714244986No, its more amateur and smaller than ESA
>>714244893>>HabkeHow did he not get banned after what he did to her?
>>714244832>>714244959this, plus they have like 100x the viewers so I'm sure they're happy
Personally, I'm thankful slopen world games aren't as common
>>714244959Smaller operation so the threads are usually dead (if they eve stay up).
>>714245043IIRC heโs mates with the old ESA higher ups.
>>714244986It's smaller but the highest quality imo which isn't surprising because it's ran by our guy Riekelt
>>714245043I missed that kraut
Did anybody else just hear a nokia ringtone?
>>714245090Personally I think your opinion is shit.
>explodes cars while on bull mode
>>714245090This isn't an open world game nonny...
>>714245248I feel like a cuckold watching this.
>>714245421they look like the couple that fucks on five days every week
>>714244623I look forward to the threads.
>>714245248>NJPW shirtCATALYSTZ IS HEADBANGA ANON?
>>714245535holy fuck no way, I am playing this game rn
I hope they have costume incentives
>>714245090we actually get more open world games now than we did back then it's just that now it's shit like open world racing and open world soulslikes instead of only open world crime simulators
FUCK YOU AMAZON I DON'T WANT YOUR FIRE TV AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
>>714245535Uoooooh'ing preemptively
>>714245535Plum is Nobeta's dress fucking when.
>>714245707>Plum is Nobeta's dressl-lewd
drawfags get in here
>>714245650it really does, also very soulful, adding to my backlog
I miss games being retarded in a funny way instead of in a tiring way
This game seems a little racist
>>714245248>NJPW shirtI'M A
>>714244994Night terrors about what?
>>714245248Four in the back waiting their turn with her
>>714246116Impeding doom, death, sheer fucking terror for the sake of it. It's never quit clear, which makes treating them pretty damn hard. It's not a just take your meds kind of situation.
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>>714246123Starting your shift early, moshe?
>>714245753>>714245707>theyre running nobetaHow in all fucking hells did that get approved.
If im around for it Ill do her in Nobetas outfit.
Pantyshot too?
>>714245557HEADBANGA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaBvzQabjEE
>To get around the US boarder, we can use a grenade jump
take note Mexicans
>>714246261Its riekelts event... hes a cunnisseur
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>>714246071All the gang are here
>>714245535be careful, last year i got a 7 day ban for offtopic on the first day of ESA (GDQ?) for making a single, imageless UOOH joke about the player character model during the Frog Fractions run.
If you have to turn the music off for Youtube, at least mod in some DMCA-free music.
Odd game for defining it 'Modern Assault Rifle' instead of just 'AR', why is the modern necessary even?
>>714246208What started them for you?
>>714246321A refined gent would run games like Ape escape 3 or Gurumin.
Nobeta is a literal whore peddled around by her pimp devs
>>714246486The death of my father seems to be the cause. I wasn't even close to they guy anyway.
>>714246525Have you tried simply not giving a shit?
>>714246432why does the length of the ban matters if you can just reset your router
>>714246592Yeah. Doesn't work.
>>714246592I have alzheimer's
>>714246707B
Solid, not great
>>714246707B for Bueno Excelente
>>714246707B+
At least it was not spyro
Damn, Ramito should have said, "no way fag"
>thank you people who watched in twitch chat
poor man is defeated
>>714246261Guess whose event it is
>>714246525I can kind of relate. But I actually liked my dad
>>714246707A
finally a fun game with action and good commentary
>>714246797is he banned from ESA? what's the lore
>>714246707C it was just fine
>>714246629Whenever I have a nightmare or night terror and I recognize what's going on, I start vigorously praying inside the dream and it goes away in what feels like seconds. I know it sounds schizo and I still suffer some effects from the brief exposure but hey it works.
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>>714246707I'm doin' him a B
>>714246851No he is not banned he just didn't have time to go. He also did did a run at gDQ in January. But he posts in these threads during BSG.
>>714246707B for Burrito Bomb
Low energy but comfy
>>714246797Sayaka Plum...
Nobeta Plum...
Wait a second. What are we doing?
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The Garnet Metako run was so large I had to split it into two since it's too long for my account.
What are we drinking anons? Got some Summer Shandy, love this citrus shit.
>>714247324White Claw Lime
How can he speedrun with his cock being so sore?
>>714247324cleen drankin watah
My man is drowning in pussy
I remember not liking this one as much because it was dumbed down for consoles.
Cate Archer is pure sex and sexiest game heroine ever.
>>714247731>dumbed down>has RPG level mechanics when first one didn't have any, was just a stage progression adventure fpsWhat?
>>714247778The controls are a dead giveaway.
rpg system is super gay and out of place in this type of game, they were chasing trends.
Looks like a solid speedrun game
>11 runs
>>714247976You could be run #12!
>>714242230>I see ads>I'm not retardedSounds like you're retarded.
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Anon can you bake the THREEEEAAAAADDDDDD
It was nice knowing you bros
>>714249019It's baking, needs 4 more minutes.
Hot take, but Perfect Dark >>> No One Lives Forever
Being genuine > lmao parody slop
James Bond > Austin Powers
The abyss looks so good bros...
>>714249101I thought everyone considered NOLF a second rate PD copy, it's why it's mostly forgotten these days
Almost done, just wait a minute more
It 's time to face the end.
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