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Anonymous No.714232806 [Report] >>714232870 >>714232882 >>714232962 >>714233094 >>714233108 >>714233592 >>714234093 >>714234261 >>714234353 >>714234535 >>714234641 >>714234680 >>714234902 >>714234987 >>714235116 >>714235248 >>714235481 >>714236390 >>714236431 >>714236438 >>714236604 >>714236963 >>714236976 >>714237681 >>714237752 >>714238059 >>714238347 >>714241007 >>714244658 >>714245158 >>714246876 >>714246918 >>714249942 >>714250062 >>714251802 >>714253934 >>714254468 >>714254745 >>714254819 >>714255398 >>714258120 >>714258239
Tick Tock Nintendo
Anonymous No.714232870 [Report] >>714245158 >>714245769 >>714249059 >>714253393
>>714232806 (OP)
huemonkeys saving gaming
what a time to be alive
Anonymous No.714232882 [Report] >>714232947 >>714233531 >>714235780 >>714237707 >>714245158
>>714232806 (OP)
>brasilian law
Brasilian law is scum in every sense.
Anonymous No.714232947 [Report] >>714233531 >>714233809 >>714234742
>>714232882
How so?
Anonymous No.714232962 [Report] >>714233030 >>714233213 >>714236865
>>714232806 (OP)
Do Nintendo has official presence there in first place?
Anonymous No.714233030 [Report]
>>714232962
yes
Anonymous No.714233041 [Report] >>714233102
the kong family are probably honorary brazilians
Anonymous No.714233094 [Report] >>714233302 >>714234592 >>714235953 >>714236330 >>714241117 >>714245158
>>714232806 (OP)
Oh no!
Anyway...
Anonymous No.714233102 [Report]
>>714233041
Nintendo wouldnt have had to build DK world if they just made the theme park in Brazil
Anonymous No.714233108 [Report] >>714233740
>>714232806 (OP)
piracy is the only way those commies will ever get to play games, that's why their court is trying to allow it. Too bad nintendo would rather just leave brazil than comply with their monkey laws.
Anonymous No.714233141 [Report] >>714235317 >>714237261 >>714243262
>be brazil
>could be fixing your own economy
>could be fixing your homicide rate
>could be fixing your unemployment rate
>could be working on better education for your little monkies
>instead focus on kiddie toys
Anonymous No.714233154 [Report] >>714233312
>it's ok when Valve, Sony, and Microsoft do it
Anonymous No.714233213 [Report] >>714237976
>>714232962
>Do nintendo has

ESL retard
Anonymous No.714233302 [Report]
>>714233094
Sorry schlomo suckbabyforeskinstein, not in MY country you dont
Anonymous No.714233312 [Report] >>714233545
>>714233154
How does Valve do it?
You can even install windows on the deck (without steam installed) if you want it.
Anonymous No.714233318 [Report]
brfags gib emu
Anonymous No.714233342 [Report]
>abusive
Just pay for the games so Switch doesn't end up like Dreamcast and PSP, idiots.
Anonymous No.714233445 [Report] >>714233694 >>714234676
Why do people here defend Nintendo like their lives depend on it
Anonymous No.714233531 [Report] >>714234187 >>714234775 >>714235098 >>714235196 >>714236836 >>714237707 >>714238169 >>714238326 >>714244762 >>714245409 >>714247596 >>714250760 >>714252945
>>714232882
>>714232947
Their insane government is massively overbearing and forces companies to bend over backwards to whatever the scummy politicians want to do.
See pic in OP - there's absolutely no way a sane government should be able to dictate what a company does with their services whose terms clients have agreed to.
Anonymous No.714233545 [Report] >>714233756
>>714233312
Look up Valve Anti-Cheat
Anonymous No.714233592 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
Uma delicia
Anonymous No.714233694 [Report] >>714233804
>>714233445
I discovered the people making these threads are like only 2 or 3 people and they have done this every day of their lives for the last 10 or more years so I have dedicated a portion of my time while at work to counter troll them for my own entertainment and punishment for their poor behavior. Hope this helps.
Anonymous No.714233740 [Report]
>>714233108
fpbp
Anonymous No.714233756 [Report] >>714233868
>>714233545
VAC does not brick your deck, neither your steam account. You can even play in non VAC secured servers.
Anonymous No.714233804 [Report]
>>714233694
Forgot your image, my King
Anonymous No.714233809 [Report] >>714234021
>>714232947
They fuck up other countries through corruption, bribes, rigging public contests to build public infrastructure, etc. Besides, it's cucked like the USA regarding media piracy.
Brasil is the worst concoction of the worst things in the world.
Anonymous No.714233868 [Report] >>714234447
>>714233756
Nintendo doesn't brick switches either.
Anonymous No.714234021 [Report] >>714235182 >>714235305
>>714233809
>it's cucked like the USA regarding media piracy.
lmfao mutt hands typed this post
brazilians pirated 500 *BILLION DOLLARS* worth of games, movies, shows and music in 2024
you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
Anonymous No.714234093 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
Since it's Brazil, sorry, but I think that they already tried mass-cloning Switch 2 games using flash carts and found out, or they found out from using counterfeit Switch 1 games.
Anonymous No.714234187 [Report] >>714234543 >>714250295
>>714233531
Sketchy ToS do notoverride national sovereignity
Anonymous No.714234261 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
In theory I don't actually disagree, in particular because it fucks with resale, but trying to do anything about it is a slippery slope to communism, never give power to anti corporate obsessives.
Anonymous No.714234353 [Report] >>714234432 >>714234747
>>714232806 (OP)
Nintendo won't care, it would take the EU or the US to do this for them to give a shit. Neither will do this because they're corporate cocksuckers.
Anonymous No.714234432 [Report]
>>714234353
EU are the exact opposite or corporate cocksuckers
And I'm saying that as a bad thing, their anti corporate agenda is stifling, they throw fairness out the window.
Anonymous No.714234447 [Report] >>714234617 >>714234802
>>714233868
That's wrong, because you can't use anything from Nintendo's servers after getting banned. Since all but one third-party games are game-key only, they won't work. If a game requires a newer system update, you can't download it. I understand you think you have an appropriate rebuttal, but if I think it's moronic, you're not getting a reply.
Anonymous No.714234535 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
>Brazilian Law
>Nintendo

LOL
Anonymous No.714234543 [Report] >>714235173 >>714236673 >>714246859 >>714249304 >>714254179 >>714254516
>>714234187
Excessive regulation leads to picrel.
Anonymous No.714234592 [Report] >>714234648
>>714233094
I’m shocked they’re doing that well in Europe
Anonymous No.714234617 [Report] >>714246026
>>714234447
Brick comes from "this is now no more useful than a brick." A banned Switch 2 could play offline cartridge games just fine, which a piece of baked clay clearly could not.
Anonymous No.714234641 [Report] >>714235369 >>714235440
>>714232806 (OP)
Consoles cost like 2k usd in brazil. so a whole of 200 people own shitch2 there.
Anonymous No.714234648 [Report] >>714234860
>>714234592
We yurochads have finally accepted that Sega is no more, therefore the second best will do.
Anonymous No.714234676 [Report]
>>714233445
Much of /v/ hates Nintendo like their life depends on it so it’s a real chicken/egg situation
Anonymous No.714234680 [Report] >>714235159
>>714232806 (OP)
>Brazil fell for the brick meme
They're not going to win this lol
Anonymous No.714234742 [Report]
>>714232947
they slighted nintendo
Anonymous No.714234747 [Report]
>>714234353
>They are corporate cocksuckers because we are poor and want free shit

Hue-monkey thread confirmed
Anonymous No.714234775 [Report]
>>714233531
Isnt that every country in the world?
Anonymous No.714234802 [Report]
>>714234447
>That's wrong
No it isn't.
Anonymous No.714234806 [Report]
NINTENDO got too cocky after the switch 1 success suing palworld raise the price on their games time they tone the fuck down!
Anonymous No.714234860 [Report] >>714237114
>>714234648
The true chosen timeline still has Nintendo vs Sega battling it out every generation also Sony never entered the industry and many of their aaa developers died painfully in their youth
Anonymous No.714234902 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
>"Whenever they want"

This case is already lost. Remember to do your homework so you don't end up looking stupid.
Anonymous No.714234987 [Report] >>714238549 >>714249437
>>714232806 (OP)
>judges, we literally do not have that function in our system
>but we heard on the Internet that you banned someone?
>a ban isn't bricking your honor a ban leaves the system functional but disconnected from the Internet, bricking means it doesn't work at all
>oh
Anonymous No.714235023 [Report] >>714235121
>macacos buy switch 2s and ban all their consoles switch migger cards
>Wtf Nintendo?! I will sue them! They bricked my switch!
Lol lmao
Anonymous No.714235098 [Report]
>>714233531
>See pic in OP - there's absolutely no way a sane government should be able to dictate what a company does with their services whose terms clients have agreed to.
>you aren't allowed to own nothing.
Weird
Anonymous No.714235116 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
Brazilians are honorary europeans after all?
Anonymous No.714235121 [Report] >>714235247
>>714235023
>macacos buy switch 2s
I somehow doubt this, the Switch 2 is being sold here at the same price as an entry level motorcycle.
Anonymous No.714235159 [Report]
>>714234680
This
>"Regulators"
Anonymous No.714235173 [Report] >>714236972 >>714246859
>>714234543
you are pretty much a retarded nigger if you think this is excessive
Anonymous No.714235174 [Report]
Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/A3xxG5zHuCA
Anonymous No.714235182 [Report]
>>714234021
My favorite part is that the public domain is based on 70 years for audio visual media
Anonymous No.714235196 [Report] >>714235348 >>714237216 >>714237535
>>714233531
>See pic in OP - there's absolutely no way a sane government should be able to dictate what a company does with their services whose terms clients have agreed to.
Imagine thinking you agreeing to illegal shit is binding.
Also, the stuff in OP also applies to EU, so stfu.
Anonymous No.714235247 [Report] >>714235420
>>714235121
No it isn't
Anonymous No.714235248 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
>Brazilians butthurt they can't steal things
Anonymous No.714235305 [Report]
>>714234021
And the corporations thank you for spreading the word of their products to the third world for free.
Anonymous No.714235317 [Report]
>>714233141
>YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME
Retard.
Anonymous No.714235346 [Report] >>714235440
so what's the market for the switch 2 in brazil anyway? they're just gonna pull the consoles off the shelves
Anonymous No.714235348 [Report]
>>714235196

There's nothing illegal about being denied service you mouthbreathing retard.
Anonymous No.714235369 [Report] >>714235440
>>714234641
Switch 2 costs $805 in brazil
Anonymous No.714235415 [Report]
It's over...
Nintendo will die...
Anonymous No.714235420 [Report] >>714235491 >>714235656 >>714236875 >>714237023 >>714242529
>>714235247
Show me a store entry where it's being sold for less than 5k lulas.
Anonymous No.714235440 [Report] >>714242529
>>714234641
>>714235369
>>714235346
it's also permanently sold out, every time it goes in stock it's sold out 10 minutes later. it's somehow a huge hit even though it has no games
Anonymous No.714235481 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
Huehuehuehehhehu u BR¿??
Anonymous No.714235491 [Report] >>714235549 >>714242529
>>714235420
por favor arrume um emprego, bolsafamiliafag
Anonymous No.714235549 [Report]
>>714235491
I accept your concession.
Anonymous No.714235570 [Report]
This is their priority instead of making games cheaper.
Prices are absurd and increasing in 3 digits.
I can buy a good chink handheld for the price of a game.
Anonymous No.714235656 [Report] >>714235863 >>714236004 >>714237512 >>714238008 >>714242529
>>714235420
Se não for burro ainda consegue mais barato com cupom que sempre tem nesse lugar
Anonymous No.714235780 [Report] >>714235949 >>714236519 >>714237086 >>714237465 >>714237707 >>714245074 >>714246068
>>714232882
>brazilian law more interested in representing the interests of the people than muttmerica
grim, guys. grim.
Anonymous No.714235863 [Report]
>>714235656
>6 mil pau no console sem jogo
LOL tem que ser CORNO mesmo
Anonymous No.714235949 [Report]
>>714235780
Brazil is a third world shithole because, among other reasons, it has an inefficient commie government that smothers any innovative company that tries to do business there.
Anonymous No.714235953 [Report] >>714258425
>>714233094
Why is Europe so poor jesus christ
Anonymous No.714236004 [Report] >>714249874
>>714235656
>ele não sabe
Anonymous No.714236278 [Report] >>714236494 >>714236606 >>714236780 >>714237407
Where are my BR bros anyway? Feels like there's no gaming website where you can find brazilians to play with nowadays.
Anonymous No.714236330 [Report]
>>714233094
If that chart is to be believe then the Americas (excluding the US) are the only market on there that is actually showing consistent growth opportunity. Everywhere else seems to have plateaued or shrank. Economically, that would make it a good idea to actually invest in the Non-US American market.
Anonymous No.714236390 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
Nintendo would just stop selling in that third world shithole before changing their EULA lmao
any Brazilmonkey that can afford a Switch is too busy buying fans to keep their gaming laptops cool anyways jej
Anonymous No.714236431 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
just make your own nintendo switch chuddie :)
Anonymous No.714236438 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
Brazil has laws?
Anonymous No.714236494 [Report]
>>714236278
Have we ever had a centralizer kind of forum for gaming? Gamevicio perhaps, now that was some big piece of shit forum.
As for where are BRs nowadays, same as for any other country, most gayman communities have migrated to Discord.
Anonymous No.714236519 [Report]
>>714235780
>>brazilian law more interested in representing the interests of the people
As a Brazilian, bullshit. If you live in this shithole, you know very well that the government works against it's own people.
Anonymous No.714236604 [Report] >>714236731 >>714237021
>>714232806 (OP)
Whats the deal with the "bricking"?
they havent "bricked" your console by stopping you from playing online.
Some transexual hackers claim they can/will make the console inoperable if you try to hack it, but how the fuck is that going to be proven? How would it not be picrel?
By the logic being used, if I try and run my volvo on linux and it now doesnt register the key, I can sue the maker for "bricking my car". At what point is personal responsibility going out the window?
Anonymous No.714236606 [Report]
>>714236278
Not brazilian but encountered plenty of them in SA sites like taringa but that shit is dead.
Anonymous No.714236673 [Report]
>>714234543
they're just waiting for the switch 2
Anonymous No.714236731 [Report]
>>714236604
Haven't you heard? It's only bad when nintendo does it.
Anonymous No.714236758 [Report]
inb4 every non brazilians thinks the gov is based instead of upset they did not get their cut before fucking over the population like always
Anonymous No.714236780 [Report]
>>714236278
>Where are my BR bros anyway?
Still in Tibia, I guess.
Anonymous No.714236836 [Report]
>>714233531
Are you stupid? In a lot of countries terms aren't legal if they don't follow rules of the country.
Anonymous No.714236849 [Report]
I didn't even know nintendo sold switches in third world countries
Anonymous No.714236865 [Report]
>>714232962
>they left: 2015
>got back: 2020
guess they'll leave again
Anonymous No.714236875 [Report]
>>714235420
Americanas e kabum. Não compra de bandido que você consegue o preço oficial que é caro mas não esse.
Anonymous No.714236963 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
>Nintendo will have to leave Bostil now
good for them
Anonymous No.714236972 [Report] >>714246859
>>714235173
it's always the softhanded motherfuckers who have never not luxirated in the lap of western capitalist prosperity that say shit like this
Anonymous No.714236976 [Report] >>714237124 >>714237240
>>714232806 (OP)
Nintendo is so fucking shit, I hope they get ass rapped by a million Brazilians
Anonymous No.714237021 [Report] >>714239151
>>714236604
All games must be downloaded online, so if you are banned you lose access to your entire library that is not currently downloaded and can never get new ones. Add onto this that they can ban you for any reason, and it gives Nintendo unfair power to punish the owner with no recourse.
Anonymous No.714237023 [Report]
>>714235420
Show me a motorcylcle that's sold for less than 5k lulas
Anonymous No.714237086 [Report]
>>714235780
>government regulating and controlling media is "for the public good"
das vedania, tovsrisch
Anonymous No.714237114 [Report]
>>714234860
>xbox is leaving the hardware space
could sega make a comeback?
Anonymous No.714237124 [Report]
>>714236976
*raped
Anonymous No.714237216 [Report] >>714237535
>>714235196
>I disagree with your ToS I agreed to without reading so it is illegal!
I'm no lawyer but I don' think that's how it works.
Anonymous No.714237240 [Report]
>>714236976
Brazilians are used to be raped not to rape.
Anonymous No.714237261 [Report]
>>714233141
Said a proud citizen of the United Piggybank of Israel.
Anonymous No.714237407 [Report]
>>714236278
playing by myself in invisible mode on steam :(
Anonymous No.714237465 [Report] >>714237597
>>714235780
>being le excited for le big government <33
back to r*ddit, commie tranny
Anonymous No.714237512 [Report]
>>714235656
>6k for the console
>500 each game
>risk of the console bricking itself because of power outages
>won't have online support when Nintendo leaves the country over this
imagine buying this
Anonymous No.714237535 [Report]
>>714235196
>>714237216
Anonymous No.714237597 [Report]
>>714237465
Yes, this website follows the Capitalist sentiment of You Will Own Nothing And You Will Be Happy
Anonymous No.714237672 [Report] >>714237782 >>714238691
THIS IS THE FUCKING COUNTRY THAT TRIED TO BAN X OF ALL FUCKING THINGS

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Anonymous No.714237681 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
Brazilian here, Nintendo will absolutely lose this one on our courts.
Anonymous No.714237707 [Report] >>714237847
>>714232882
>>714233531
>>714235780
Let me provide some actual, real context.
Consumer Rights laws in Brazil are extremely consumer friendly and are rigidly enforced. While it's true that our government and laws suck in a number of ways, this is one of the better perks of living in huezil.
Anonymous No.714237752 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
>Switch2
Those niggas still playing Genesis over there, the druglords that can afford a switch 2 probably have enough money to just buy another.
Anonymous No.714237782 [Report] >>714238691
>>714237672
*succeeded at
elon kneeled lol
Anonymous No.714237847 [Report] >>714238160 >>714238218 >>714238858 >>714239315 >>714251420
>>714237707
>"consumer rights"
>making your market less attractive for business
yes goyim this is good for you. please trust us and dont forget to pay your (((taxes))) on time.
Anonymous No.714237891 [Report]
Sopa de mococo
Anonymous No.714237976 [Report] >>714238153
>>714233213
You're the ESL one. And probably filthy brown too.
EOP doesn't care whether their grammars are perfect or not. Why do you think words like "dindu nuttin" and others exist?
Anonymous No.714238008 [Report]
>>714235656
Minha nossa, que horrificante.
Anonymous No.714238059 [Report] >>714238331
>>714232806 (OP)
Brazil has laws? Someone should tell the Brazilian police this. That whole continent is basically a Rust map
Anonymous No.714238153 [Report]
>>714237976
You're embarassing yourself meu mano.
Anonymous No.714238160 [Report]
>>714237847
The opposite of having enshrined consumer right is China, where every company can and will screw you over.
Consumer rights are a good thing. What makes Brazil unattractive for foreign business and investment are the bureaucracy, costs and taxes. It has nothing to do with transparency and fairness of products and services.
Anonymous No.714238168 [Report]
is this the new thing to ragebait about until donkey kong comes out
Anonymous No.714238169 [Report]
>>714233531
>tfw im on a sucking corporate dick competition and im against an american
Anonymous No.714238218 [Report] >>714239378
>>714237847
>less attractive
read: less lucrative than in countries that let businesses fuck their citizens over
Anonymous No.714238326 [Report]
>>714233531
you're just saying that because the gob is run by lefties
Anonymous No.714238331 [Report]
>>714238059
Brazil has laws and the police aren't the worst. The weakest link is the justice system. Cops catch and arrest criminals, and the legal system releases them back onto the streets.

Our situation is not going to improve until we find a Bukele of our own.
Anonymous No.714238347 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
>Brazilian law
which means FUCKING NOTHING!
Anonymous No.714238549 [Report] >>714238798 >>714251068 >>714254287
>>714234987
>objection your honor!
>sustained...go ahead
>the defendant is operating under a definition of "bricked" that is no longer valid with what is considered a current generation of video game console. As you may or may not know your honor almost all modern communication and electronic devices require some form of internet access to function. In this case the Nintendo Switch 2 requires internet access not only to obtain game updates to have offline access to games, but also to be able to perform a necessary function in the case a device is beyond troubleshooting; a system restore.
>Nintendo in their wisdom decided to anchor the System Restore functionality of their hardware on the ability to have granted access to their Nintendo Servers. As such, since my clients Switch 2 is unable to be granted access to Nintendo's online servers, he is left without the ability to perform such critical diagnostic functions that would allow him to maintain the stability and functionality of the hardware he has purchased.
Anonymous No.714238691 [Report] >>714239548
>>714237672
>>714237782
wtf huehues did something based?
Anonymous No.714238798 [Report]
>>714238549
>talking about system restore and servers to boomers that barely know how to operate a phone
Anonymous No.714238858 [Report] >>714239238
>>714237847
Ironically, this poster is a kike
Anonymous No.714238937 [Report]
>whats gonna happen
>nintendo stop selling switch2 to brazil
i fucking love to see that
Anonymous No.714239151 [Report] >>714239493
>>714237021
>All games must be downloaded online
shut the actual fuck up you legitimate retard.
Dont you have an asmongold stream to watch?
Anonymous No.714239238 [Report]
>>714238858
It is funny how despite Libertarian kikes LARPing as freedom loving they are utter slaves to their ideology and get mad whenever people choose to stray from it.
Capitalists and Marxists are two sides of the same materialist shekel
Anonymous No.714239315 [Report]
>>714237847
Post nose
Anonymous No.714239378 [Report] >>714239748 >>714243937
>>714238218
>make every company a bitch to every room temperature iq retard's whim
>company stops doing business
>wtf
the free market is a core foundation of world economies for a reason
Anonymous No.714239493 [Report]
>>714239151
>buy game from shop
>please update this software to use it
>you have been blocked from accessing nintendo online services
Money stolen
Tendies still defend it
Anonymous No.714239548 [Report] >>714240285
>>714238691
Anonymous No.714239748 [Report] >>714240372
>>714239378
Doesnt happen. The companies always comply.
Anonymous No.714240013 [Report] >>714240843 >>714240967 >>714241002
I feel like people still don't get why every console for the last 20 years has reserved the right to brick itself. As a software developer who specializes in security and dabbles in legalese, allow me to explain.

If I can detect that you've maliciously modified your console or are maliciously communicating with the network, I need to cut you off from the network in order to avoid compromising the rest of my users. If I can completely block your device, that's ideal, but if you're modifying your device, I might need to do something at the hardware level.

So, I get my hardware guys to put something in at the hardware level that locks you out of the network. We can even make sure that it's only locking you out of the network, while leaving the rest of the system functional. But if you recall, I'm potentially only doing this because you've modified your hardware.

Your system still works with just your modifications. It also still work with just my lockout. But in combination, I can't possibly guarantee how your modifications will interact with my lockout. It's possible that it could brick the system entirely. Legally, that makes me responsible for bricking your system even though it's your modifications that made it possible.

So I get my legal guys to reserve the right to brick your system. I will never do so intentionally, but I need to cover my own ass in case your modifications made it unstable, because I will not compromise on the security of the network.
Anonymous No.714240190 [Report]
Brazilian Consumer Protection Code LAW Nº 8.078, OF SEPTEMBER 11, 1990.

>Art. 51. Contractual clauses relating to the supply of products and services are null and void, among others, if:
>IV - establish obligations considered unfair, abusive, that place the consumer at an exaggerated disadvantage, or are incompatible with good faith or equity;

>§ 1º The advantage shall be presumed to be exaggerated, among other cases, if:
>I - it offends the fundamental principles of the legal system to which it belongs;
>II - it restricts fundamental rights or obligations inherent to the nature of the contract, in such a way as to threaten its object or contractual balance;
>III - it is excessively burdensome for the consumer, considering the nature and content of the contract, the interests of the parties and other circumstances specific to the case.

Nintendo are the nazis of the gaming environment and deserve to be punished.
Anonymous No.714240285 [Report]
>>714239548
Additional context, for the non-hues. Same as every other western democracy, Brazil is undergoing an institutional crisis of its own. In our case, the supreme court has seized powers well above the scope of what the judiciary ought to have. 10 years ago, most Brazilians did not know what the Supreme Court was. Today, everyone knows their names and have favorite and most hated judged. Because these guys are on the news, every single day.

The judge cited on that article, Alexandre De Moraes, has become miniature dictator in the country. He has personally persecuted entities and individuals who spoke against the court's power, in really strange trials where he simultaneously took on the role of the Victim, Witness, Prosecutor, Judge and Jury, all at once.
I just wish we had the Empire back.
Anonymous No.714240372 [Report] >>714242970
>>714239748
I remember when people started talking about this but did it actually work? If I buy a new iPhone now, does it come with a charger? Cause I'm actually getting a new one and I forgot about his completely.
Anonymous No.714240843 [Report]
>>714240013
Consoles should have never moved past P2P
Anonymous No.714240967 [Report]
>>714240013
so you're a cuck, got it.
Anonymous No.714241002 [Report] >>714241141
>>714240013
Absolute nonsense. People modify computers all the time, and yet no PC gaming services reserve the right to brick my PC.
Anonymous No.714241007 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
they ain't gonna do shit
Anonymous No.714241117 [Report] >>714253294
>>714233094
>total non-jap sales are THREE TIMES more then jap sales
Why do nips think their pathetic economy matters in the slightest
Anonymous No.714241141 [Report] >>714241205
>>714241002
This is an embedded device, not a PC
Anonymous No.714241205 [Report] >>714241524
>>714241141
Are you trying to argue that consoles are fundamentally different from computers? They aren't.
Anonymous No.714241524 [Report]
>>714241205
Video game consoles are computers.
PC's are computers.
Video game consoles are not PC's.
Anonymous No.714241675 [Report]
FUCK NINTENDO
Anonymous No.714242529 [Report]
>>714235420
>>714235440
>>714235656
>>714235491
>hue-monkeys posting in spanish without a hint of shame...
Anonymous No.714242970 [Report] >>714243669
>>714240372
In compliance with EU laws, they sell without a charger, to reduce waste. You don't need to have 10 chargers and 10 cables for every single thing you buy when you only need one or two at once. Apple even moved to USB-C (locked behind USB2, wtf) to keep selling phones in Europe.
Anonymous No.714243262 [Report]
>>714233141
You listed 4 pipe dreams and 1 realistic goal. They are focusing on the realistic goal.
Anonymous No.714243669 [Report] >>714244713
>>714242970
I'm not asking why they did that, anon. I'm aware of all the talk about not making any more e-waste than necessary. I'm asking if this court decision actually worked in Brazil and if Apple started including chargers with their phones sold in Brazil. I do agree with the idea that you don't need a charger for every single thing you buy, but considering this is Apple, I'm more than happy to get an official charger for "free"
Anonymous No.714243937 [Report]
>>714239378
Chinese government actually controls their whole market and function as a state-owned enterprise, heavily acting over their own market and industry, so I don't think so. Free market isn't imperative, see Keynesianism for example.
Anonymous No.714244658 [Report] >>714244785
>>714232806 (OP)
Nintendo has always had a rough relationship with Brazil
In 1985 when the NES released a brazillian electronics company called Gradiente phoned Nintendo of Japan over their interest to bring it to Brazil too, talking about how arcades were popular and the country was in a period of economic stability, but they were denied for no reason given

In fact, many countries just didn't receive an official release of the NES, idk about all of them but I know no south american countries did
But.. We still really wanted it because we love videogames a lot, and being the creative idiots we are we decided to make our own NES-like machines, and the funniest part is that they were sold legally with big technology companies for at least ten years, because lawyers convinced legislators that "hey this is just like a DVD, it's a device to play this specific kind of media! (NES cartridges) we can make that!"

In 1993 an executive from Nintendo of America noticed this and tried to put an end to it, also launching Nintendo officially on Brazil and Argentina, but it was expensive, and SEGA had ruled the market for years
Sega noticed Nintendo's gap here and invaded, some games were even translated to spanish and portuguese which was INSANE
So latin america loves Sonic more than Mario nowadays
Anonymous No.714244713 [Report]
>>714243669
Long story short, no.
Apple still sells iPhones here without charges and the lawsuits were overruled.
Anonymous No.714244762 [Report]
>>714233531
This is pretty excellent bait if you're only pretending to be retarded.
Anonymous No.714244785 [Report]
>>714244658
>So latin america loves Sonic more than Mario nowadays
>nowadays
I'm latin American and I can say that's bullshit.
Anonymous No.714245074 [Report]
>>714235780
Is that why Brazilians are poor as fuck? That's what representing the interests of the people looks like? You stupid faggot.
Anonymous No.714245158 [Report] >>714245210 >>714245554 >>714248526
>>714232806 (OP)
>>714232870
>>714232882
>>714233094
>corpo worship good
>owning what you buy bad
Anonymous No.714245210 [Report] >>714245352 >>714245454
>>714245158
>owning what you buy bad
Oh, so you mean I owner the barber when I get a hair cut? Nice!
Anonymous No.714245258 [Report]
hehe ownerrrr the barberrrrr
Anonymous No.714245352 [Report] >>714245454
>>714245210
You are a jew lmao
Anonymous No.714245409 [Report] >>714246995
>>714233531
Your company, my choice
Anonymous No.714245454 [Report]
>>714245210
indian
>>714245352
nah jews have good english in my experience
Anonymous No.714245554 [Report] >>714245595
>>714245158
>it's only bad when Nintendo does it
Anonymous No.714245595 [Report] >>714245759 >>714247170
>>714245554
it's bad when any corporation does it
>he's fighting with me a fellow civillian to defend the rights of corpos
clean that boot, rat
Anonymous No.714245601 [Report] >>714245815 >>714246297
Is it true that girls in Brazil dress like sluts? Would it be worth a visit just to stare?
Anonymous No.714245759 [Report] >>714245803
>>714245595
It's actually not. If you're cheating in my online games then get fucked. Sorry, get the job, then get the money. It's not their responsibility to get you free toys and let you cheat.
Anonymous No.714245769 [Report]
>>714232870
>Stop selling in Brazil
>Huemonkeys chimp out
Tale as old as time. Chun-li and the Blanka.
Anonymous No.714245803 [Report] >>714246020
>>714245759
>randomly mentions actual deplorable behavior as if it's the same as getting super mario kart wahoo for free in your own house to play alone
Anonymous No.714245815 [Report] >>714246297
>>714245601
>girls
Literally the tranny capital of the world
Anonymous No.714246020 [Report] >>714247469
>>714245803
>I want the bricked version of nintendo games because they're free
>btw bricked is bad
Anonymous No.714246026 [Report]
>>714234617
>A banned Switch 2 could play offline cartridge games just fine
What offline cartridge games? They're all just physical download codes.
Anonymous No.714246068 [Report]
>>714235780
To be fair that's a low, low bar.
Anonymous No.714246297 [Report]
>>714245815
I mean I'm sure that's Thailand, you know, the place famous for its lady boys, but ok

>>714245601
Brazilian is full of some of the hottest people on the planet. Try not to get robbed/stabbed.
Anonymous No.714246639 [Report]
oh no. whatever will i do
Anonymous No.714246859 [Report]
>>714234543
>Excessive regulation leads to picrel.
do you shower with only hot water or only cold water?
>>714235173
>>714236972
>not luxirated in the lap of western capitalist
it's a luxury good. people can survive without it
Anonymous No.714246876 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
it's not bricking, they just disable the device from accessing nintendo servers

not illegal or wrong in the slightest
Anonymous No.714246918 [Report] >>714247640
>>714232806 (OP)
the fact that e-fuses are accepted practice is cuck mentality.
i unironically want there to be some malware that prematurely blows normies fuses and put an end to it.
Anonymous No.714246995 [Report]
>>714245409
Anonymous No.714247170 [Report] >>714247414 >>714247469
>>714245595
You didn't want to fight the good fight until Nintendo was the enemy.

Suppose you're watching some sport of your choice. Both teams are breaking the rules, but only one is getting penalized for it. In a vacuum, yeah, that team deserves to be penalized. But if it's only one team facing consequences, then all the league is doing is creating an unfair game. You'd be right to question whether there's nefarious ulterior motives at play.
Anonymous No.714247414 [Report] >>714247787
>>714247170
In what fucking world do you think making a law against a company having the power to destroy the product you paid for on a whim will affect Nintendo and Nintendo only? Do you actually, seriously think the law will have a "this only affects Nintendo products" line at the end of it because the world is conspiring together against Nintendo? Is your persecution complex THAT fucking strong?
Anonymous No.714247469 [Report] >>714249080
>>714246020
i dont buy consoles and i used cemu when breath of the wild came out
>>714247170
meds
Anonymous No.714247596 [Report]
>>714233531
>terms
EULAs are not legally binding
Anonymous No.714247640 [Report]
>>714246918
e-fuses should be legislated against since it is a form of planned obsolesence.
it's not unique to the switch, but if your device becomes irrecoverably degraded by something like a firmware update, or tripping some hidden function in a way that you cannot return to the previous state at the hardware level it should be grounds for some kind of compensation.
Anonymous No.714247787 [Report]
>>714247414
A lawsuit is being suggested, not a new law. That affects Nintendo only.

How could I have a persecution complex? I'm not being persecuted. Nobody's threatening me with a lawsuit. I just recognize that this has been an industry standard clause for decades, so anyone only bitching about it now, and only about a single vendor, isn't being honest about their motives.
Anonymous No.714248526 [Report] >>714248598 >>714248665 >>714249176
>>714245158
Yes, I love Nintendo. They give me fun. I want them to succeed and if they have to do what have to do, then more power to them. What's your retarded point?
Anonymous No.714248598 [Report] >>714249189
>>714248526
>I love Nintendo
>What's your retarded
grim
Anonymous No.714248665 [Report]
>>714248526
post hand and i will concede sir
Anonymous No.714248905 [Report]
Personally I'm looking forward to the shitstorm once Nintendo retaliates by just banning Brazil from their online services
Anonymous No.714249059 [Report]
>>714232870
They already can't do it in the EU, so Brazil deciding to do the same isn't going to change the golems in America from accepting it blindly. You'll have to fix that yourself.
Anonymous No.714249080 [Report]
>>714247469
Ok then stop complaining about "bricked" anything when that's what you enjoy.
Anonymous No.714249176 [Report] >>714249242
>>714248526
Anonymous No.714249189 [Report] >>714249454
>>714248598
Post your hand
Anonymous No.714249242 [Report] >>714249324
>>714249176
We can compare lives if that's what you want. I wouldn't recommend that.
Anonymous No.714249304 [Report]
>>714234543
Lax regulation leads to this
Anonymous No.714249324 [Report] >>714249397
>>714249242
Because you have no self awareness, retard. Whatever you think you have going for you isn't worth being mentally handicapped.
Anonymous No.714249397 [Report]
>>714249324
Sure.
Anonymous No.714249437 [Report] >>714249584 >>714249678 >>714254583
>>714234987
But it's not functional though. A bricked switch can't receive firmware updates so you cannot play any games that require a higher firmware than your current one. You can't update games and lots of games require updates. You can't even update your fucking controllers anymore.

It is basically a brick that's stuck in whatever state it was banned in.
Anonymous No.714249454 [Report] >>714249794
>>714249189
you were asked first
Anonymous No.714249584 [Report]
>>714249437
>A bricked switch can't receive firmware updates
Actually, you've been able to share them locally for years.
I think that may have been a day one switch 1 feature but I'm not sure.
Anonymous No.714249678 [Report]
>>714249437
Not to mention 95% of the Switch 2's games are digital only at this point, so it's an extra non-starter.
Anonymous No.714249794 [Report] >>714250045
>>714249454
Anonymous No.714249874 [Report]
>>714236004
Grabr?
Anonymous No.714249942 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
>Brazil
Literally doesn't even matter to Nintendo or anyone. Brazil is a part of the BRICS alliance which means not only do they not affect anything that goes on in NATO countries, but taking legal action against Japan could be seen as an act of war between Brazil and America.
Anonymous No.714250045 [Report] >>714250182
>>714249794
>shoes on blankets
holy fuck yr disgusting
Anonymous No.714250062 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
Rare BR W
Anonymous No.714250182 [Report] >>714250264 >>714251689
>>714250045
There is no better way to make a thirdie seethe than to be a white American wearing gym shorts and shoes indoors. Glad it worked. Don't worry about your pic btw, I never needed it.
Anonymous No.714250264 [Report] >>714250443
>>714250182
i wasn't involved in the conversation just saw the pic and looked at it

i'm white and have blue eyes btw, feel free to quote me with a jak so i can report you (hasn't happened yet, no report has been filed, you are currently safe) and you'll get banned for sharty raiding
Anonymous No.714250295 [Report]
>>714234187
Then maybe don't but shitty products from shitty companies? The state just makes everything worse.
Anonymous No.714250443 [Report] >>714250482
>>714250264
>i'm white and have blue eyes btw
No you're not.
Anonymous No.714250482 [Report]
>>714250443
okay
Anonymous No.714250617 [Report]
I want people to know if this lawsuit was real, it would be very damaging only to Brazil and nobody else. The outcomes are as follow if "Brazil win"

1. Nintendo makes a Switch 2 console, specifically made for Brazil, that's already going against their current production line and costs.

2. Nintendo lets them do whatever with their system, building up other serious legal issues in this country that Nintendo would have to constantly deal with. That and having constantly fix damaged consoles from failed modding and "home-brewing".

3. Nintendo straight up takes their product off Brazilian market and abandons the country

And guess which one Nintendo is going to pick. LOL
Anonymous No.714250760 [Report]
>>714233531
Selling a bomb to a customer should be a crime.
If you manufacture an appliance, it must perform the task as advertized.
Anonymous No.714251068 [Report]
>>714238549
>bricked means whatever I say it means!
No it means your device is functionally a brick
Anonymous No.714251420 [Report]
>>714237847
at this point being less attractive to business just means you're not spreading your legs so every company on earth can run a train on both your workers and consumers
Anonymous No.714251689 [Report]
>>714250182
I live in the US and almost everyone I know says wearing shoes inside is for retards and every person I know who does it proves them right
shoes are for outside where it's dirty, by wearing them inside you are saying that your home is dirty (and causing it to be that way)
Anonymous No.714251802 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
>Brazilians attempting to make it impossible to ban their annoying asses from online services

Predictable
Anonymous No.714252945 [Report]
>>714233531
Oh vey!
Anonymous No.714253294 [Report]
>>714241117
It's still a NIP product not a global product something cattle consumers have no idea about.
Anonymous No.714253393 [Report]
>>714232870
I lived to witness the most hated ethnicity on the planet change from Brazilians to Indians
Anonymous No.714253870 [Report] >>714253954 >>714256456 >>714258172
Not to defend Nintendo but I got console banned from accessing Xbox Live on my Xbox 360 for modding it a decade ago, idk how it's any different especially when "bricking" in this context is just restrict online access too.
Am I missing something?
Anonymous No.714253934 [Report] >>714255752 >>714256205
>>714232806 (OP)
In the first place, Apple started the bricking electronics practice so why has Brazil never gone after Apple for bricking iPhones? Apple even software locked every iPhone part to make independent 3rd party repair almost impossible.
Anonymous No.714253954 [Report]
>>714253870
Exactly the same. No bricking whatsoever.
Anonymous No.714254179 [Report]
>>714234543
>Stoping corpos from shitting on your plate is literally communism
You can't be fixed, just go back to the wage cage already and eat your daily dose of bugs
Anonymous No.714254287 [Report] >>714258128 >>714258182
>>714238549
>your honor while my opponent has raised a good argument for his level of intellect, this isn't a definition for "bricked" in regards to technology.
>in addition while most pieces of technology require the Internet for updates our Switch and Switch 2 systems have been able to share both system and game updates locally since 2017.
>also in the case of a system restore, this would erase the ban and as a company that runs a store, online or otherwise, we reserve the right to refuse customers who have abused their privileges as is the standard in this industry.
>well I see no reason to continue this, the court rules in favor of Nintendo. The system is clearly functioning perfectly and from what I know personally and what I've heard it doesn't rely heavily on online features.
Anonymous No.714254468 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
These faggots just will not stop until they have to import their Nintendos at mark up.
Anonymous No.714254516 [Report]
>>714234543
>excessive regulation lead people to recycle
And this is bad why? If you wanted to take a jab at forced recycling, just post a picture of german plastic tax that you can return if you recycling the bottle.
Anonymous No.714254583 [Report]
>>714249437
>A bricked switch can't receive firmware updates
it can. it's the only online service still available to banned consoles.
Anonymous No.714254745 [Report] >>714255398
>>714232806 (OP)
if this ever saw a courtroom
>We're suing Nintendo for bricking consoles
>Nintendo has never bricked a console
>They have the capacity to!
>They can ban the console from their services
>case thrown out
Anonymous No.714254819 [Report] >>714255815 >>714256128
>>714232806 (OP)
>Brazil can handle consumer protection better than the US
what the fuck is wrong with us
Anonymous No.714254931 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg
Anonymous No.714255398 [Report] >>714258604
>>714232806 (OP)
Based monkeybros
>>714254745
>You should let us fuck you in the ass anytime because we won't do it, trust us goy!!
Anonymous No.714255692 [Report]
ITT: anti-tendies exposing themselves as more transsexual than tendies themselves
Anonymous No.714255752 [Report]
>>714253934
It's only bad when Nintendo does it
Anonymous No.714255815 [Report]
>>714254819
Hue-Monkey please
Anonymous No.714256128 [Report]
>>714254819
They clearly can't.
Anonymous No.714256205 [Report]
>>714253934
They have, there's court laws against apple still in development, but they don't exactly publish it in the news
Anonymous No.714256456 [Report]
>>714253870
Banning from xbox live is not the same as banning from connecting to the internet entirely. The switch 2 is essentially a brick when they do that because of how much what you can do with it relies on a connection. It doesn't just ban you from playing a game online, it bans you from downloading firmware that will prevent future games from running, it bans you from downloading any digital games, it bans you from the rentals, etc.
Anonymous No.714258120 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
Come on brazil pirate it and make the emulator as that spiderman 2 unofficial pcport
Anonymous No.714258128 [Report] >>714258182
>>714254287
>on second thought, I find grounds to continue this matter as I see a clear violation of consumer rights in regards to product ownership and lack of transparency on the part of Nintendo Co LTD. Japan.
>Thank you your honor, I see the defendant doesn't have an understanding of the concept of consumer rights as he clearly believes that the consumer has no right to be able to diagnose or otherwise perform simple maintenance on a product that was purchased with the sole intent of ownership. Your honor, I wish to pursue this matter, in advocacy of my client, the country of Brazil, that Nintendo Co., LTD of Japan is in clear violation of Consumer Protection Code (Código de Defesa do Consumidor - CDC), enacted under Federal Law No. 8,078/1990. In particular, your Honor, Articles 6, I and 8, Right to Safety and Quality, mandates that products such as the Nintendo Switch 2 that are placed on the market must not present undue risks, and a device losing its core functionality could be deemed unsafe or unfit for its intended purpose. If the core functionality is intentionally disabled, such as the ability to restore a console or device to it's default state for the sake of repair and/or maintenance, this could be seen as introducing a defect that compromises the product’s safety and utility, violating the consumer’s expectation of a functional product.
Anonymous No.714258172 [Report]
>>714253870
i dont believe that they brick the console too
Anonymous No.714258182 [Report]
>>714254287
>>714258128
>Your Honor, I would also like to inform you that no where clearly within the EULA that Nintendo provides does it state unequivocally that the user, my client, renders their device, and it's functionality, at the mercy of Nintendo Co., LTD of Japan if a violation of this EULA is found which would be another clear violation of Articles 6, III and 31, Right to Information. Consumers have a right to clear, accurate, and adequate information about a product’s characteristics, quality, and risks. If a company fails to disclose that it may render a device’s core functionality inoperable. Article 31 requires that all offers and advertisements provide PRECISE information about the product’s essential characteristics. No where in clear righting upon purchasing this product was an indication made that my client may forgo their control over core functions, such as a system restore, if they in any way violate a single part of the agreed upon EULA. Your Honor, this lack of transparency for of core functionality is deceptive, especially since my client was not warned at the time of purchase that the product’s primary features could be disabled.
>oh.... Nintendo Co., LTD? Your response?...
Anonymous No.714258239 [Report]
>>714232806 (OP)
brazil troons
Anonymous No.714258425 [Report]
>>714235953
nobody gives a shit about nintendo in europe nobody plays it
Anonymous No.714258604 [Report]
>>714255398
bricking=/=banning
this shit has no basis