Thread 714320024

Maybe next time...

>>714320024 (OP)
I've still yet to play a Klonoa game, so I think I'm set!

>>714320024 (OP)
I just want to see this retard again!

>>714320024 (OP)
It's alright Klonoabro. We still have each other

ke

mo

sho

ta

pee

pee

>>714320024 (OP)
>>714320442
>>714320443
Why does Kloana wear a collar?

>>714322648
So I have something to grab onto

>>714320024 (OP)
Considering what they're doing with pacman, slapping the pacman brand on a generic metroidvania of all things, I have no doubt a modern Klonoa would be a souls-like or some gay shit like that.

>>714322648
>Why does Kloana wear a collar?
Autism

>Has the exact same abilities in all 5 games
>Only alteration is changing the running physics after the first game
He's so consistent

A new game won't happen. Maybe next time, definitely not.

>>714324853
only thing that changes is his clothes because he is a fancy lad

At times like this, KIonoa would say WAHOOO DUPIDEDOO

>>714320024 (OP)
did the collection sell well?

Again, a link just in case. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/221/49296523c10ef21d82a1947f6431aa9ee375cc0b.jpg?220761

>>714325015
Probably not enough to gauge interest in a sequel

>>714324929
I like this picture, but it would be better if Klonoa was wearing a diaper instead of underwear.

>>714324929
>that pic
FUCK YES
>>714324991
You're absolutely correct. Pic rel
wait >>714325118 just posted it before me wtf
>captcha: RP2PDW (sounds like that thing klonoa says)

>>714324929
Tat is a ToT and a thot.
Source?

>>714325185
Ew no fuck off freak. this is a strictly shorts and undies and naked Klonoa board

>>714325203
perfect reaction to >>714325185

I want to make klonoa a permanent part of my body

>>714325575
Same.

>>714325575
why not something more fitting of a tattoo, like the breezegale emblem?

>>714325817
Moo face

>>714325817
Because the breezegale emblem doesn't make me hard

Both games are on sale on Nintendo eshop for 10 bucks total:

https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/klonoa-phantasy-reverie-series-switch/

>>714326346
same price on steam too

>>714326346
The original, non-butchered versions are on sale for 0 bucks total on your local rom site. Get those instead.

>>714326346
Steam version is better because one day there might be a mod that fixes this travesty.

>>714326668
Why polish a turd when the originals are so easily accessible through emulaion?

>>714326346
I've bought a lot more on eshop than Steam

>>714326786
Convenience

PSA: You don't even need a good PC to emulate Klonoa 2. If you have a CPU made in the last 12 years, it runs just fine in PCSX2's software renderer mode.
>>714326902
I guarantee it's more work to track down and download mods than to just emulate. This is all hypothetical anyway, since there are no mods to fix that awful demake, and there likely never will be.

This is why I hate retards who say "who cares if they make a shitty remake, you'll always have the original"
Yeah I'LL have the original, but now every idiot who's new to the game is gonna bend over backwards to ignore my warnings and play the shitty god awful soulless disrespectful VANDALIZED DEMAKE just because it's convenient.

>>714327262
Modding tools so you can make levels would be cool too.

>>714327346
woulda coulda shoulda
They don't exist. They won't exist.

>>714327346
it's in unity, so surely some autist will mod some levels

>>714327469
It's been three years nigger. It would have happened already if it was going to.

>>714327424
you sound miserable

>>714327613
Klonoa doesn't have genius type autist fans, just autists like Lux.

>>714327762
I'd be less miserable if I didn't care so much about this stupid faggot cabbit that I feel compelled to dissuade newcomers from playing the inferior ali express third world demake of two games which emotionally resonated with me. FUCK BANDAI FUCK BANDAI FUCK THEM TO HELL

>>714327880
This is true, and why Klonoa has a lot of diaper art, but few mods

even ShaBon gave up on klonoa
now he just draws pokemon and renamon

finger in klonoa's mouth

>>714327880
>autists like Lux.
I don't know anything about this person except he draws Klonoa without a neck and everyone talks about him with disdain. Do I even want a QRD?

>>714328564
>draws Klonoa without a neck
Or without clothes I mean. One of those two.

>>714328564
he thinks klonoa needs a super form like sonic
got chased off of most klonoa fan sites because he insisted super form too hard on everyone
so he made his oc super klonoa
also he is on disability for autism and pays faggots to draw him art of his oc

>>714328564
He has a habit of sperging out and getting banned.

>>714328769
both

>>714328806
>also he is on disability for autism and pays faggots to draw him art of his oc
As someone who's planning to be a artist, I should keep my eyes out for this dude. He sounds like a lolcow to me.

>>714320024 (OP)
Kemoshota peepee!

>>714329527
I agree with that!

I really, really wish you guys wouldn't post like that.

>>714329881
I requested this drawing. I'm so happy with it

Did that remaster collection shit sell anything? Everyone told me to buy it so we could get a new Klonoa game, so I did.

New game should be announced any day now, right?

>>714329973
Like what? Be specific

I have a bad headache. Post klonoa to numb the pain.

>>714330223
I'm happy that you are happy

>>714330506
The semi-vague lewdposting. It is not funny and it is not hot. If I want porn, I can find it myself. Watching grown men effectively ERP with each other is just weird.
It's such a played out form of humor that even Twitter is getting bored of it.

Klonoa threads have had this issue for as long as I can remember, so there really is no point in me saying it anyway.
But, yeah, I genuinely just wish you guys were better people.

>>714330865
and i genuinely wish you would leave because you are harshing my fuckin vibe dude

>>714330865
Don't leave. I want you to stay.

>>714330983
This, why are they even on /v/

why are klonoa anons so depressed? it makes me sad :(

>>714331116
>w-well, we want to discuss the philosophical implications of-
dude

>>714331181
Because Bandai didn't mention Klonoa at all during their presentation

>>714330865
>Klonoa threads have had this issue for as long as I can remember
It's tradition. When people throw away tradition, you end up with the clown world nightmare reality we live in today.

Are there any Klonoa fangames out there worth trying? I have never heard of a single one.
I know there's the Double Shake indie game that's like Klonoa/Mischief Makers and that looks kinda neat.

>>714331181
Sadness covers me like a blanket.
Tuck me in, let me die.

The playstation changed the way we game.

>>714332046
Unironically I have watched it maybe 5 times.
Cool to see the anniversary thing they made had lots of Klonoa artwork submitted.

>>714331181
Bandai Namco doesn't like the autistic cabbit.

>>714331836
no anon! i'm going to hug you, you're going to enjoy it and you're going to enjoy your memories of klonoa, not become depressed by them!!!!!!

>0 Lolo posts
man u nibbas hella gay

>>714333497
You post her then faggot. Unless you're gay or something

>>714324929
Klonoa NEEDS to crack Tat in a new game

>>714334009
That's NOT lolo you queer

>>714334387
>>714334478
so cute :D

>>714322002
>>714322048
>>714322308
>>714322348
>>714322379
>>714322435

How do I draw cute klonoa's bros?

fun klonoa fact: sex with klonoa
i didn't realize it was on steam, i have one of the games on vita and thought it was fun. how's the pc version?

>>714335871
That's the neat part, you prompt.

>>714336093
>fun klonoa fact: sex with klonoa
top kek

>>714336093
how's the pc version?
Really really bad. Zero soul. Ugly careless graphics. Botched gameplay. Do not play.

>>714336093
It's playable but also pretty shit.

>>714336227
>>714336245
pain
i just wanted to support klonoa but i guess i'll just emulate or find my vita

>>714336178
This doesn't even look slightly like Klonoa. What the fuck is this abomination?

>>714334739
Moos are hotter than Klonoa

>>714320024 (OP)
The only reason I'm familiar with Klonoa is because of the Klonoa Mystery Dungeon hack. What a fuckin' disaster

>>714335864
The implication is that kmstpp posters look like Jabba the Hutt

>>714336369
Uhh... it's a redesign?

>>714336421
let me guess... inflation fetish?

>>714336536
It's a retard more like. Just like you.

>>714336490
>final update a week ago
is it any good

>>714328251
Someone post it

>>714336586
Do people without an inflation fetish play Klonoa?

>>714338352
Yes you fucking freak. I'm a normal, straight, hot blooded White man who wants to fuck kemoshotas. No weird fetishes like that inflation shit or diaperfaggotry.

>>714335871
I'm not sure. You can try copying references and see how you go from there

>>714339330
>klonoa belly button

>>714339330
you got any recommendations? very cute 'noa btw

>>714339692
Oh, I'm probably not the best person to explain. There's another anon that is usually around here that is really good at drawing him (usually on garyc) and I'm sure he could give you some good pointers.
But as far as just drawing in general, the more you do, the better you get. You can look up how the artists you like draw him and try to pick the stuff you like from them and add to your drawing. There's no wrong way to draw, the only thing wrong is to not draw

>>714339660
It's very important!

>>714341181
That's a bit gay

>>714320024 (OP)
PRS is fucking horrible.

a reminder that remaster was atrocious and ruined the style of original cel shade klonoa 2 and original psx klonoa's style was better too (even wiimake was better). soulless slop.

sup brop

>>714343000
>the style of original cel shade klonoa 2
It's not cel shaded. It has GRADIENTS.
You are correct that it utterly ruined the style though. Fuck that piece of shit demake. It doesn't get enough hate. If every hornypost in every Klonoa thread ever made was replaced with the words "I HATE BANDAI NAMCO" repeating until the character limit, it would still not equal one one millionth of the hate I have for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6xbViIxyTA
TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE

>>714343678
Oh shit I better take a detour after my 12 hour work shift to get the TONDE game

>>714330865
I agree. Being a Klonoa enjoyer on this board is never ending pain.

>>714343819
Anon we're all willing and able to have MEANINGFUL discussion. You're the one who isn't stepping up to the plate and making interesting posts worth engaging with in a capacity beyond hornyposting.

So, if Klonoa is a replicant, and there were 4 years between 1997 and 2001 (the years when Klonoa 1 and 2 were released), does that mean that Klonoa is already dead? Because replicants in Blade Runner only live 4 years.

I guess that explains why he acts so differently in things after Lunatea's Veil. Particularly, the manga and Heroes. it's a different replicant, but the same model. Some shared (fake) memories, but different personality.

>>714344531
>So, if Klonoa is a replicant
Why are we starting with this premise?

>>714345559
>Why are we starting with this premise?
Because Hideo Yoshizawa was inspired by Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep and Blade runner for the story of Door to Phantomile. Fake memories implanted to make Klonoa believe he was from Phantomile to motivate him to save it. So I assume he is basically a replicant, because he is also a clone of the player.

>>714346248
Five what? Tell me Klonoa.

>>714346623
wanyau mani

>>714346727
Oh shit for real?

>>714320024 (OP)
>NOOOOOOOOOOO BAMCO WHY DIDN'T YOU ANNOUNCE A SCRIMBLO BIMBLO 3

Klonoa's giant balls crushing a city

>>714330472
>Did that remaster collection shit sell anything?
It bombed. Badly
>Everyone told me to buy it so we could get a new Klonoa game, so I did
It was the opposite, every fan of the series said NOT to buy it for being souless
>New game should be announced any day now, right?
lol nah

Is this worth getting? I've seen that the framerate had dips but it runs at locked 60fps on the switch 2

>>714338875
>straight
as a wet noodle, you flamboyant faggot

What does he say when he jumps off enemies?
I've heard it's supposed to be "wahoo" but it sounds nothing like that

>>714348213
No it's not worth getting. Read the thread, it's been discussed multiple times already.

>>714348140
was the remake actually bad or is it just old good new bad nostalfags?

>>714348213
Yeah it's a steal for that price for a good platformer, don't mind these purist autists

>>714348389
Yes it was actually bad, retard. Beyond bad actually.

>>714338352
I'm honestly surprised klonoa isn't plagued by inflation art
with sonic you're bound to find inflation art at some point, but to this day I still haven't seen a single klonoa inflation art

>>714348437
Kill yourself

>>714348389
One of them cases where it doesn’t capture the sovl of the original. To an outsider you may not mind but for fans it was sacrilegious
Just do whatever you want man, it already is considered a bomb and i’m not your pop

I'm about ready to crash this thread with no survivors. Any thread that inadvertently leads newfags to play the demake is evil and must be stopped.

>>714348489
You’d first have to find someone who even knows what a klonoa is

>>714348627
what's wrong with the remake?

>>714346034
seeing images like this where the most unexpected inspirations and tiniest changes causing colossal changes in the development of certain video games is always such a strangely eye-opening thing to stumble upon
it's almost as if we were lied to and we've just discovered the truth but the lie was neither good nor bad, just a lie so pure that it nearly doesn't seem like one at all

>>714348913
Get someone else to break it down. I'm too tired. In short: it's soulless. The soul and emotion is what makes Klonoa stand out and is the reason we're still talking about the games 20 years later. It matters.

>>714349584
>muh soul
>provides zero real arguments
it's just $10 so I'll buy it in spite of soulfags

>>714349676
Have fun eating shit retard.

demakeniggers are subhuman and need to die painfully
t. Klonoa

>bitch about the remake
>welp, I guess people don't want klonoa games
>sequel canceled

>>714350146
Good. I don't want these niggers to tarnish the series any more by making a shit sequel like I know they would. The original creatives are long gone.

>>714350242
Then don’t bitch about the series being dead and forgotten and accept it. Can’t have your cake and eat it too

>>714350146
The demake sold like shit because it IS shit, and Klonoa is a cursed series that doesn't sell anyway. It flopping is not the fault of random people bitching about it on /v/ you dumbass.

>>714350336
>Then don’t bitch about the series being dead and forgotten
I'm not. I'm not OP. We have different opinions. There's more than one person posting in this thread you stupid gorillanigger.

Cute Klonoa model
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEUqDhKNmnM

>>714350558
>By the way, where is your ring?
>I don't know
>Hmm, maybe you can look under your pants?

>>714352808
collar > zipper

>>714349519
>seeing images like this where the most unexpected inspirations and tiniest changes causing colossal changes in the development of certain video games is always such a strangely eye-opening thing to stumble upon
just wait until you realize that pixar copied lunatea's veil

>>714352976
Chat is this real?

>>714353040
>this comparison more or less confirms Lunatea's Veil takes place in Klonoa's psyche
It really does not.

>>714324929
Source of this? I need more tat in my life.

>>714354886
Why are his ears so erect?

>>714354938
I jerked them off

>>714355181
hot

ears

>>714355252
balls

>>714361206
Every Klonoa fan I guess.

all klonoafuckers will be erased

>>714366758
salty fucker

Friendly reminder he would NEVER do it with puny humans.

>>714320024 (OP)
why is everyone that likes this gay

>>714367939
Stop calling Running Shine gay!

>>714328052
Post the F.R.I.E.N.D.S pastas
please

>>714368007
self inflicted

Klonoa
Klone-oa
Clone
Of you, the player

Namco Bandai forgetting Klonoa...
Is Namco Bandai forgetting about me...

>>714370151
You're the faggot though.

Source:
>>714369664

>>714370151
that means anons want to fuck you in the ass

>>714370512
And you... The player.

>>714369664
You're the faggot though.

Source:
>>714370151

>Anons all want to fuck each other in the ass
*each other's klonones in the ass

I don't want to get political but the American dream is over.

Ralsei is Kris' Kloneoa

>>714370847
why do people keep equating this guy to trump?
they look nothing alike

>>714320024 (OP)
We need to form an indie studio then beg scamco for a license

Fly high, sky king...

i play it remakes but no the originals because i no like old games i think the games they are being ok

>>714371281
He deport illegals dreamers. He's also fat.

>>714371603
You like inferior slop because you can only play the version that looks more like Fortnite.

>>714372053
my childhood fren
:)

>>714371698
>He's also fat
Huepow is only fat because he looks like a goddamn baby.

Paypigbros we won!

>>714373092
Just like Trump then?

>flag
Volk is literally Palestine

>>714373731
that explains why they are in a constant state of civil war with the moos

>>714371281
we're going to build a wall around Phantomile and the dream warrior is going to pay for it

>>714374382
The Moos are our greatest allies.

>>714373142
now klonoa can kill grandpa himself

>>714375504
Plot for Klonoa.exe?

>>714375567
>implying the klonoa fanbase has dedicated enough autists to code klonoa.exe

>>714375698
You barely need to know any coding to make a shitty .exe game.

>>714373731
>did you notice no one else bothered to shut the reactor down
>these idiots only care about fighting
Based devs shitting on the mudslimes.
but volkan infrastructure, transport, technology, architecture, ect are all way too advanced and functional to be built by muslims.
The nearly unkillable Guard-bot alone is more impressive than Shinras Guard scorpion.

>>714376250
>Volk is Germany when Turks take over

Alright, all the kemostuff has got me interested and I'd also like to draw him eventually.
How the fuck do I get into the series?
How many and what games and consoles do I need to emulate to get started? Are there games/versions I should avoid and which one should I start with?

>>714376637
you only need to play door to phantomile for the ps1 and lunatea's veil for the ps2. the spinoffs are optional. avoid the remakes.

>>714376637
Mainline games are on PS1 and PS2
GBA has 3 games of which 2 are platformers.
There's also the Wonderswan game.
Also a volleyball game on PS1.

>>714376637
go in release date order of the main games in bold
the japanese only side games can be patched with fan translations on romhacking.net

They should have put timers on the bombs in Lunatea's Veil. That was so useful in the handheld games.
It also would have shortened the Running Shine video by removing a stupid joke that is as long as the average bomb timer.

>>714373225
Most babies aren't obese

>>714378695
Huepow is a fatty.

Not enough ryona content with Klonoa imo...

>>714378495
Pac pussy

How is this thread still alive?

>>714384171
fish taco energy

>>714384171
In memory of /our guy/

It's actually pronounced Klawnwa

>>714388552
me on the bottom right

>>714388552
Post more inflated Klonoa

Klonoa's wind ring around his large peepee

>>714379290
So is Klonoa in the next 10 years if he doesn't get a new game.

klonoa reaction to this thread

>>714394332
I wanna see him transform into a Miltank.

>>714385146
A game that is just as hard as The Game (and you just lost it.)

>>714394332
fug...

>>714394332
milking Kownoa

WHAT PORN SFMs EXIST OF KLONOA?

I'm having a Klonoa moment

>>714398909
a mental illness moment?

>>714399324
I can neither confirm nor deny

>>714394604
with this character's death,the thread of prophecy is severed.Restore a Klonoa: Door to Phantomile saved game to restore the weave of fate,or persist in this Magya world you have created

>>714394332
>>714399813
BASED

>>714399813
Now draw him in his usual outfit and with his cabbit ears!

>>714399813
>>714347725

w-wahoo...

>>714403147
Why are you stuttering like that you little faggot?

I wanna choke on his cock. No homo.

>>714403945
Who doesn't?

If Klonoa fans were as motivated as sonic fans we would have had several good fangames by now. Instead they're all just horny.

I love the king of sorrow though

Klonoa is my boyfriend!

>>714406583
Klonoa is like a literal succubus who drains our motivation and life essence. His sexiness is his own downfall, in terms of not getting fan games.

>>714406583
Realistically, how would you even make a Klonoa fan-game? It'd be insanely hard to even code basic shit considering it's most likely going to have to be 3D, meanwhile sonic fans just have to code a 2D sidescroller that is kinda fun to explore to have a successful fan-game.

>>714406935
3D isn't "insanely hard". There are lots of 3D Sonic fan games too.

>>714406935
Dating sim
2D sidescroller with soulful pixel or hand drawn art (like pizza tower)
topdown JRPG
topdown zeldalike

There are plenty of options

It's not that hard to program a rail that you follow in a 3D space really.

>>714407329
>2D sidescroller with soulful pixel or hand drawn art (like pizza tower)
I would play that.

klo

>>714412231
anal

>>714407216
Klonoa's belly!

I want Klonoa to unload his DNA on my face

>>714320024 (OP)
>WAHHOO-URRRCH
klonoa as he's impaled on my massive, twelve inch long ________

fill in the blank, /v/. your responses will be evaluated for signs of degeneracy and mental decline

>>714415593
clitoris

>>714415663
ew

moo 4
https://files.catbox.moe/pegzse.png

>>714417103
YES!!!!

Bullying and teasing Klonoa and then having make up sex with him!

gato

>>714417919
Actually this scenario only works with Tails. I can't imagine Klonoa being very bulliable

>>714418449
gato sexo

>>714418478
every iteration of klonoa bullying you all at once

>>714418690
Now we're talking!

>>714418690
Imagine the sleepover five-some between them...

>>714407329
A pixel sidescroller would be awesome

Wake up babe. It's Klonoa's 15th anniversary!

Klonoa boysmell!

Matthew Perry will never get to play a new Klonoa game if it ever releases :(

Klonoa is the type of guy who would say "CHICKEN JOCKEY" in public.

>>714420705
sniffing klonoa pits after a long day of WAHOOO

>>714422859
I'd give him a long night of WAHOO if you know what I mean

if thread is still up next time i am free i will draw some more cow klonoa or move to another sexy outfit

>>714423323
Based

>>714425864
w-why are you looking at me like that klonoa?

cat

>>714426962
I'm about to the klonoa

The fact that these threads are just memes and porn makes me believe that the games themselves are shallow and not worth talking about.

>>714427395
it's more that there are 2 main games, both 4 hours each, so you can play both games and return back to the thread and the thread will be still there

>>714427395
Oh yeah! ChatGPT what do you think?

>>714428838
Fuck off

>>714429750
No I insist, have some more.

>>714427395
that applies to 99% anime games

>>714429851
I insist you suck my dick faggot

>>714430037
MEDS!

NOW!

>>714430535
>he quit his klonoa pills and went into lobster mode

>>714425864
*kissu* :3

>>714430535
>klonopeen addiction
it's deceptively easy to overdose on it

>>714432463
and the withdrawals are hellish, too

>>714432463
livin the dream

okay you guys convinced me to but the kemoshota game
looks pretty good

>>714433918
Weak bait

boys

>>714433918
Just emulate the PS2 games.

>>714418690
number is divisible by five! omg!

>>714438081
Klonoa's ass is divisible by my dick!

>>714430535
Klonoa games are one hell of a drug.

>>714440225
Klonoa eating borgar

>>714440336
Someone definitely put roofies in that burger

:)

>>714339660
>>714413350

Why do you want to have sex with animal children?

>>714446383
I'll have you informed that Gatomon is actually an adult.

>>714446572
kek

>>714320024 (OP)
rip

>>714452414
rest in penis

thread Is le dead,ripperoni

today I will remind you all

>>714458085
>today I will remind you all
happy 4th of july to you too, asshole

wahoo!

How would you all feel if this had happened during the King of Sorrow boss?

it's over

>>714462836
This image is fairly old, I'd say this is like his 15th birthday in a row spent like this.

all smiles

would you?

>>714466698
Yes

it's just getting started

>>714463015
dude's birthday counter just ticks up like a Y2K countdown, but instead of global collapse it’s just another year of clown cake and melancholy.

>>714461107
This looks like something from a analog horror video or a 2012/2013 creepypasta.

>>714458085
Klonoa wears clothes though

>>714478735
Klonoa also has a neck.

What is that Lux guy's problem?

>>714335864
KEK

klonoa 1 was better

>>714476253
Sounds a lot like my birthdays.

>>714479348
it had a story that the little ones could understand

wahee?

>>714481210
Nothing to wahoo about

>>714361206
I see this posted every Klonoa thread, what even is the original? I can't reverse image search it without it just leading to inflation porn.

>>714485436
I think it was about Breaking Bad.

>>714485540
Googled feverishly, can't seem to find it. Oh well, I'm sure it'll turn up on its own eventually.

>>714486915
Found it

Klonoa WILL (not) return!

>>714490998
Games aren't soulful like this anymore.

>>714490306
It's true but you shouldn't say it

>>714406583
one day...

>>714406935
You underestimate how simple it is to make a flat 2D platformer in 3D. Klonoa fans are literally just too horny and lazy.

>>714406935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyPeGfDfbvg

I could just continue on my old project, but I'm busy working on an RPG project. It's just 2D but it's at least something. The platformer needs a complete rehaul as I'm not happy about how sprites are handled. Not to mention how shit the code is in general.

no one posted the F.R.I.E.N.D.S pasta.....

What would Sigmund Freud have said?

>>714492475
>no diaper
not canon