Stream 1:
Now: Secret Agent Clank
Next: DKC X Mario
Later: Hitman: World of Assassination
Stream 2:
Soon: Star Wars: Battlefront II (2005)
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule
>>714350742I'm doin' him...nothing!
>>714350742Fuck is "Live"?
>>714350742Kaobros, we're no longer a lonesome disgrace!
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>>714350654 (OP)I've successfully migrated
>>714350662>>714350742but I wanted to rate it...
>more clank
atleast this one is short
These ads are fucking insufferable
wow this sucks
>incomprehensible category
>semi-comprehensible gameplay
>thick fucking accent
>running translation software in real time so every other sentence is "um"
hello /esa/ i just wanted to say that i love you and i wish i was more interested in this year's ESA so i could properly savor these threads
>>714351760Wish this venti cosplayer was cute bros
>>714351701>adsuse brave bud. or an adblocker
>>714351789sadly we will never know
but i would rail him if he was, without a second thought
>>714351915not present, god bless it all
>american game
>burger king category
heh
what a shit run
>boring commentary
>silent couch
>one guy is shilling constantly
>>714352234where do you think we are
>switch back to the stream
>they're actually running clank
lel
also i really wish the audience went back to sleep instead of raping my ears
im out of the loop
why did esa happen before sgdq?
is this normal?
Ratings guy is dead, rate Clank
B
>>714352705because you touch yourself at night
no
Holy fuck was Snake Rattle n Roll a trainwreck. Right from the start.
>>714352705huh? ESA got canceled last year bro, what are you talking about...?
Can we look forward to SGDQ this year? Has it gotten less insufferable?
>>714353216we look forward to the threads not the event itself.
yes I said we, I speak for everyone here.
>romhack
I can already hear the Nintendo soldiers rumbling about
>>714353287this is true
he speaks for us
>>714353216Actually AGDQ this January was much better than usual. Way better and more fun runs, hosts and runners seemed way more relaxed. Maybe the orgs relaxed some of their policies behind the scenes and it got much nicer.
Still way too many fucking troons and virtue signaling, but that’s gdq’s core identity by this point so they’re not gonna go 41% just yet unfortunately.
ESA is still better
>>714353669that's why his name is in all the name fields
>>714353287>>714353669>>714353740I'll still be here to shit post with yall, but I'm still saddened by the lost soul of what GDQ used to be. It's the simpsons now. More bad than good.
>>714353740Yeah but Sent got promoted and MrGameAndShout is the new prize goblin so every hour we have to see him shill $5 items valued at $80
man every time i turn on the stream i get an air china ad twitch has scammed like $50 from airchina showing me the same ad 20 times a day
>>714353861There’s always something worth watching tho. Agdq this year had some really cool things, like some japanese mom running an obscure japanese game, and some other japanese run had a runner who “didnt speak english” and a commentator who allegedly “did” but nobody could understand what he was saying, while the runner was way more comprehensible
Choked so hard he almost broke the game
Today will be a good day for runs I can feel it
Kinda digging this badly remade SM64 music
RATE
DONKEY KONG COUNTRY X MARIO
>>714354987A
But I'm biased because I love Mario and DKC
hmmmm do you think a battlefront sw speedrun is fun?
Thinking of switching over mid hitman just to see it
Did you know that when you sleep, your spinal fluid is pushed into your brain and is used to power wash the plaque that causes alzheimer's off? The more you know.
I just want truck simulator speedrun
>>714355609You've told us this five times already
>>714355609damn, gotta drink more spinal fluid I guess
favorite webm from this event?
>>714355609damn, im up for 30 h guess i have alhzeimers now
>>714355730>check amazon for spinal fluid>all the links are purpleHuh?
>>714355609does this mean there's an optimal sleeping position?
>>714353861The best one I saw was in 2010. 2011 was a little worse than that, and 2012 also further. After that it fell off a cliff. Still kinda fun to watch here if you know some of the games, but nu-GDQ is a completely different animal than what it started with, as big as the difference between Mike Uyama at the beginning and the horrific creature he's turned into.o
>>714355576>Astro Bot>no clue what this game is about, only know that it's popular>high hopes for the speedrun>Mfw it's just Ape Escape
>>714355639You can't gaslight me!
>>714356065I'm surprised that Kotti is there. He's not running WoA, just doing some (Blood Money?) showcase, but still; last time I remember he was done with speedrunning and was just working and playing games from a backlog.
>reacting to videos of a speed run
>we're going to watch the videos and react live
nice speedrunning event
is this another fucking race
>reaction speedrun
now I've seen it all
>>714356347Worse, it's literally just reacting to prerecorded speedruns
they're doing this for over an hour?
what the fuck are they doing
uhh so what the fuck is going on again?
>my reaction to X's reaction to Y!
>reaction speedrun
That's an F from me already.
What the fuck even is this? I still don't get what they're doing, but they said something about reacting to garbage.
Wait this isn't just to help explain what they're doing?
???
Never mind gonna watch saar wars
Which of these are you looking forwards to?
>>714356415>>714356432theyr'e playing speedrun replays in hitman and reacting to them for an hour that;s it, no one is going to play the game, just sit there and react
>reacting
>they're not reacting
where are my onions faces?
Why is havrd always like this?
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what the FUCK is this run
>it's another havrd not a speedrun-run.
Stream 2 save me.
>>714356473TheKotti
More Finns == better.
>>714356514I dunno.. who cares.. stream 2
I am gonna wait for battlefront.....
What, uh, "category" is this
This a speedrun straight towards the ZZZ alright
They are... reacting to pre-recorded speedrun?
Gotta admit, I wasn't excepting this at all.
why do over half the names no have flags?
>>714356543there's still 20 mins
r8 the dirt havrd has on ESA staff to allow him to keep doing this awful shit
>>714356579it is better than stream 1
>>714356473Maybe the Kotti Hitman-run will be good? I remember a fun Arabian Nights run by him at GDQ silly block a few years ago.
i can't believe i'd ever say this but i'd rather watch a fucking TAS
>>714356475And what contest are they making out of this? He was saying something about this being a contest of some kind.
>NYG G0My sentiments exactly.
why is havrd such a nyggo
>>714356652You'd rather watch a game than watching some nerds watch and react to a game?
Seems like I came back at a great time
Ah, I see, so they just guess which run is faster? Total stream slop.
>>714356765if you call this watching, sure
>>714353861wtf we've become the mythical modern simpsons audience, except for speedrunning.
how could this happen?
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Oh, so when you do it it's fine?
Man, let it go. Enjoy the runs
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>>714356603>the dirt havrd has on ESA staffI was suspecting that they are afraid that he will kill himself or something if they don't allow him in.
>>714356857>I would kill myself if you wouldn't let me inHe would fit right at GDQ with that mentality.
I've never been able to get into hitman desu
>>714356853what run retard? they're watching a video
At least he's not wasting our time with geoguessr again
can someone that's not seething about recording reacts explain the category, missed the start
>>714357218man just relax, enjoy the commentary
>>714357237enjoy the reactions*
just got back from the gym
are we just watching vods of hitman levels for an hour?
this is the fucking worst
>>714357061I'm tired, Pete... take me away.
>>714357290just let it go man, don't forget to get hydrated and take your medicine! enjoy the runs
Up next: /v/ reacts to people reacting to speedrun videos.
>>714357237kek.
>>714357343>Up next: /v/ reacts to people reacting to speedrun videos....but that's exactly what is going on in this thread?
whats going on they are commentating over 6 people racing hitman levels?
>>714357417And it's better than whatever is on stream 1, so you bet I'm watching it.
got an Uber Eats order from a Mr. Anon for this thread - 1 ramen pizza
>>714357439Not entirely sure but I think they had two teams racing to make a better speedrun and now they're just watching the VODs of their records until the woman tells them which team was faster
>>714357484looking good shame someone pissed all over it
8 hours till battlefront?
Am I in a time loop
>>714357483Nah, I'm watching this thread. I need more reaction layers.
>neo mario galaxy
sounds kino
>>714357340the only runs here are my diarrhea
anyway starwars should be starting now
Stream 2 chads, it's our time
>>714357631Oh thank god, some actual vidya
This literally isn't a speedrun it's just a reaction stream?
Automatic ZZZ obviously
STREAM 2 HOYP
I DONT CARE WHAT FUCKS ARE DOING ON STREAM 1
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>anon reactions to an anon reacting to havrd reacting to a hitman speedrun
>>714357696this but unironically
statman
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>statman.gif
>>714357753>Dolphin-x64>PPSSPPWi...UHH LAWYERS?
>>714357814Nintendo has no power over Europe.
>>714357850So I can store all my emulators on a virtual machine in europe and be fine?
Thus commentator looks a bit sleepy
Try clipping through the mesh of the ship, thats a good trick
>>714357901Yes. You just need to pay every European country individually a protection fee.
I can act as an intermediary so you don't have to deal with every pesky thing yourself :)
>>714358010He is just like me fr
>>714358010Literally me. Stayed away until 4AM to watch speedruns and play porn games, woke up at 7:45 and will do this the entire day again.
bro I don't remember BFII looking like this when I played it in my PS2.
I take it is like San andreas where the PC version had more details/overworld props?
>>714358010>hour 63 of gooning to orange butcheeks
I've gotten more from the ads than from this "speedrun": apparently dominos has stuffed crust pizza now.
This commentator looks like some sort of beast man
>>714358208iwanttofuckashokatano OUTTA NOWHERE
>>714358010Me after 2 weeks of ESA and GDQ
>>714357901Emulators are legal everywhere.
OG battlefront 2 was pure kino
I hated space missions when I was a kid
Anyone got tips for blocking twitch ads? ttvlol and ublock origin apparently aren't enough.
>>714358513They were great though? Only behind Hoth level in feeling like Star Wars
Oh sweet, my favourite Hitman game, didn't know this was on
Wait... is that windows media player
...
>>714358542Turn up the passport usage in ttvlol
>>714358542change the ttvlol proxy until you no longer get ads
>>714358513>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
>>714358581it's like that one video where a guy scans his hand on the screen and there's an animation but it's just a video
>>714358576They were just too hard for me
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS
These look like multiplayer maps, is that right?
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>>714350654 (OP)Shit, I had gdq on the calendar but didnt think esa would come before it
>>714358795Yup, all Battlefront maps are designed around big pitch battles with lots of participants, multiplayer in mind
>>714358873dw you're just in time for watching the reacting speedrun
Does anyone have a gif of a guy shooting you in the face while sitting on the couch? It gets posted regularly here.
me
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>>714359009Thanks, you got a friend in me.
does ESA have less trannys than GDQ
Holy shit it's this guy on the right
>>714359096We have actual girls here are ESA
>>714358612>>714358613No options for this so I switched to ttv lol pro, and that seems to have done the trick so far. Cheers.
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>>714359096Yes, much less. And much more cute girls.
>>714359182Me in the back
>>714359129this was him last night
>>714359096yes and you can just switch streams when there is a tranny running
why are the jedi so weak?
I don't know if I even want to rate Hitman...
>>714359486it wasn't a run
>hitman is back on again
nonono not like this
>>714359434Order 66 went smoother than anyone would believe
>>714359542It took up a timeslot in the schedule like a run, so it should still get a rating.
>>714359486the lowest rating, some of them
>Thai bombs
What did he mean by this?
>>714359609it shouldnt even be in the chart, we should not talk about this ever again
>>714359706How the fuck do I react to anon's ratings if we don't rate it?
>>714359678there was one this year I think
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I have this saved. Anybody remember what it's about?
Alright, let's not put it off any longer. What was hitman's Norwood? (Rate the "run")
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that engineer did not fuck around goddamn
>>714360076Don't even put it on the chart
KEK what was that that mowed him down the moment he turned down the hallway?
>>714360076F for not a run
>>714360076I think there's a "Not a run" flag for the chart right. It should just get that
>>714360076there was no run
>>714360256read the room retard-kun
>>714360336This ain't reddit brother, group think is not a requirement to post
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what was the deal with hitman?
>>714360076Is 47 the real Norwood Reaper ? Anyway there was no run
>>714360423they watched youtube videos of hitman runs and reacted to it. literally.
>>714360439Thank you for your service, webm anon.
>>714360460That's not even a let's play, that's a reaction video.
>>714360439kek that's a good one
>>714360336i'm sorry but the (not) run was real
>>714360605You don't know that. If he was pulling this shit out you weren't gonna live to tell about it anyway
>>714360076watching youtube/10
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new schedule just dropped
>>714360818Not enough Ratchet.
>>714360818For me it's spyro 06
Underrated gem
>>714360818thank you based AI God
>>714360818Can't wait to see the Spyro racing game played by Frenchfrogs I can barely understand.
>>714360957Was about to say Hero's Tail absolutely was, but that was 2004.
>>714360818needs more spyro desu
>>714360818>Rumbling sound of a thousand "PlayStation Naaaaattttiooooonnn"s in the distance
>>714360818Strange. I don't remember seeing these on the schedule, but I must have because they're all purple
>esa attendee guide
oh nononono
>>714361146>Please use itNuh uh
>>714361146but anti perspirant is unhealthy...
VVVVV started, great ost coming trought
>>714360076I guess you could put a big DNF on the chart for it, or just give it ZZZ.
timer guy fell asleep and started 30 seconds late. thanks tech crew
>>714361261this is what people who smell like complete shit say
RATE BATTLE FRONT 2 (2005) PLUM EDITION
>>714361302Most of the tech crew is dead by now.
>>714361376B+
Low energy and relaxed morning run
>>714361376A
somehow this game always has high quality autism
>>714361376It had nothing to do with Plum, why are you being a fuckup?
>>714360076pre-recorded rate
>>714361376B for Battlefront
>>714361282can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs
>11am
>stream 1 audience already filled to the brim
always towards end of the week
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Man remember when this game was the hottest shit there was? When indie games were fewer and the bundles were great?
>>714361376ehhh I found it kinda boring. C
I'm getting tired of the donation shilling consuming ESA the same way it got to GDQ
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>>714360818get that toasty stoat fag off the mic
>>714361376B for Battlefront
>>714361606Yeah it was that point where they were all trying to be very different from each other, even if it was harkening back to very old stuff like with this.
>>714361703I would say it's much better this year than 2023. Much more subdued.
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>>714362084A
short and sweet
>>714362084A
Weirdly nostalgic even though I was 23 when the game came out. I miss that era of indie games.
>>714362084S, great run, actual speedrun of a game for once
>>714362084B it was okey
plenty of fuckups but still fast
>>714362084I blinked and missed it
SHOUTOUT TO THE TECH CREW
>Pong: The Next Level
Also describes the average speedrunner
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Stream2 bros... It's not looking good for us either.
>>714362084V since I missed it.
glad they didnt make a pong soulslike
>>714362327>not Pong: The Spyro LevelOne job
>>714362391But it is run by a French! And this ESA that's been a good thing.
>>714362396They haven't...yet. Don't underestimate the industry.
>>714362449I ain't getting paid unc, you get what I fucking serve you and you'll thank me.
>>714362327Needs MORE Spyro!
>>714362396They made a breakout rogulite, so we're coming closer.
>Tim's running Dare to Dream again
I am ok with this.
>16 hour FF9 vivi only run
based
Honestly this game does look fun AF
>>714350742I watched In Sound Mind but forgot to check the thread. Why did ye hate it so much? I'd have put it in C-B territory
WHAT STREAM ARE WE WATCHING
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here's your paid dlc
>>714362809It's a fun if rather absurd run, when it was at ESA Legends there was a lot of fucking about and it ended up going over 20 with them beating Ozma, somehow.
>>714362854the one with a run happening
Choke on stream 2
PLUM on stream 3
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F M K
>>714362869Cliffy B peaked with this.
>>714362896Baten Kaitos 100% on Stream 4
>>714362854Based anon not wasting brain cells and instead outsourcing thinking to others.
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man this looks so bleak
dude's entire wardrobe is berserk shirts
Hokey? Someone teach this frog english.
>>714363001>No irish runnerMissed opportunity
I dunno this pong game looks kind of fun desu
>two interesting runs at the same time
>>714363103It is surprisingly soulful
Berserk shirt retro aussie is over with me
>fishing minigame in a pong
>>714362809I'm OK with that. I watch RPGLB for that exact kind of 'tism.
>>714363103Yeah it seems pretty creative, also fucking painful seeing the Atari logo.
>>714363139thats PS1 games for ya
>>714360818This is missing a 2h "havrd is watching a Spyro speedrun" run.
>>714363191True, even the most low-budget shovelware had SOVL back then
Damn, I missed the pong fishing game. Now I have too separate windows for both streams.
>startup of new run is so long I can go back to the vod and catch the VVV run I missed
It's the little things
>>714363050Spyro website
Spyro continent
>>714363001>comes all the way from a fucking Straya>to run THISI mean, I commend the commitment, but why?
>>714360818I just woke up and thought "What's with all the fucking Spyro? when I checked the schedule
Now I truly see
>>714363309This is like his third run
dude, the atari logo is 3 pong paddles... woah...
>tricks the AI, ..but also myself
>>714363360pong was the first videogame, wtf...
>>714363235So long as that fucker isn't inserting Geoguessr into marathons again.
>>714363309He came for his speedrunning friends.
>asking to meet the incentive for a game already ran
Uh oh has someone made a fucky wucky?
>>714363180The 8 hour PS1 final fantasy runs were always peak comfy, but after the Luzbel drama its gone downhill
>Great time to have a donation~
>silence
LMAO
stalactites are hanging (tits)
ez
>>714363413Technically no, what counts for that is very vague, with Tennis For Two being held up as that, which couldn't really be said to be Pong yet.
Pong is probably the first mass market success game though.
wait this pong game is a PS2 game?
It looks like nintendo ds
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i miss this lil nigga like u wouldnt believe
>>714363559stalaCtites = Ceiling
stalaGmites = Ground
>>714363582Probably a PSX game running on a PS2.
>>714363582PS1, being ran on PS2.
These Pong guys worked really hard to max out what you can get with a bar that bounces a ball. I completely respect it
This pong run is exactly what I want to see late night/early morning
Just pure autism
Man this is when games used to be creative. Fucking pong looks fun as hell here. I dont see any games today be this fun and creative.
>>714363591looks more like a closeup of cocknballs
>>714363752It's noon in Europe.
>>714363706It was a different time...
>>714363582PS1 game played on PS2
That last penguin b like 'I'M IN THE MATRIX BABE'
>>714363764You need to see a doctor, bro, that yellow patch on yours is probably a fungal infection.
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RATE PON: THE NEXT LEVEL
>They're still doing the pronoun cringe
>>714363898>>714363891B.
The game was more interesting than the run so I'm grading generously. I might have to emulate it and try it out for myself.
>>714363891>>714363898B
Was surprisingly fun to watch, though it's essentially just the game being intriguing. Runner is just playing the game normally but good.
>>714363891>>714363898A, I love Pong so much dudes
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>>714363891>>714363898B+
Surprisingly fun game and run.
>>714363976This man got his wife oui oui'd in by a French chad.
>>714363360>The Atari symbol was designed by George Opperman in 1972/3.[2] At the time, Opperman was the head of his own design agency, Opperman-Harrington Inc.[3] The Atari logo, later described as a "Fuji" (as in Mount Fuji in Japan), looks like the letter "A", and was meant to represent the game Pong, with "two opposing video game players with the center of the Pong court in the middle."intredasting...
LE BIG SEAL OUI OUI HON HON HON
>>714363898>>714363891Changing my rating to A+ because of the funny glitch
Most worthwhile incentive I've seen in years
>>714363891Rating it A for a B run + S seal
>>714363891>>714363898(A)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAA
>>714364327B for not bad not busted
>>714364342>>714364351need pluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
>>714364351>>714364342I knew Toby was a grifter!...
>>714364327A, fun banter between the runners
Tim, you cant say every run is brilliant and you loved watching it. People will think you're lying
>>714364481Nah it's Tim, he probably genuinely does love absolutely everything he sees, especially if it's an old game.
>>714364327A
Good chemistry between the runners and good energy. Game itself looked pretty gay though.
>>714364538He is too nice of a guy
>hogwarts run
Boycott stream 2 xisters
What's up with this dude in the red shirt? He sounds like Eric Idle doing one of his silly woman voices.
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hell yeah retro block tomorrow my body is ready
>>714364624I don't care for Slopwarts, but I'll have the stream open anyway :)
you are now breathing manually
Its the Shempstinator and his gay bf
Time for Sonics.
>Unity fan remake
Autism of the Sonic fanbase never ceases to amaze me.
>>714364481Tim is legitimately a positive guy IRL, it is hard to get him to be mean about anything, even when being critical. He also knows how stressful it can be to get up on stream and run, so being encouraging is the best way around that. It's our place to be the critical voices, so let's shit away, but most people who sign up want to hear at least one person be proud of them.
>>714364624I'm not going to watch, but just because I feel nothing but disdain for that entire franchise.
Gay sex on stream 1 soon.
this dude is too extroverted for me im switching to stream 2 OH GOD 4 HOURS HOGWARTS
I enjoyed sonic 06 when it came out (toddler)
Gex sex on stream 2 soon.
>gay homosexual fag zoomers
>fake hoooooyyyp
>Sonic autism
Yeah, I think I'm gonna play vidya.
>this is just the bible for furries
>>714364759i'm cumming down ur throat automatically
>>714364815sex with rouge the bat
Ahaha this Sonic 06 fan remake is literally that NINTENDO meme when you think about it.
i'll watch this 4 hour runs and see how it goes
>>714364778>>714364804Shemp and his posse are charismatic and they run a lot of games, so credit to them. But something about them really rubs me the wrong way. I feel like they're farming clout. I'm sure ESA appreciates the extra work, especially today, but these guys do so in a way that wouldn't be out of place at GDQ.
>>714364949Sonic's arms aren't blue in this, it's kinda shitty garbage from that alone.
Dear Seega, hire this man
>>714364759wrong
t. Darth Vader
>>714364817Yeah when I spoke to him it became immediately obvious it's not a thing he puts on for the camera, he's just positive as fuck and nice as a way of being.
>Sonic or Harry Potter
which flavour of autism will it be
>>714365013better than spiderman and spyroman
I would be hurling at sonic speed if I were in her situation.
>4 hours of unskippable cutscenes
How is this allowed?
>very stiff
>like its being pulled
lewd
OH YEAH OOHH YEAH!!! FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!
>>714365106Stream 2 and it's pulling in an audience that's not exactly being serviced by GDQ.
>>714365060Answer is obvious
>>714365106b-but he's holding forward and pressing space to climb ledges?
I'M... I'M SPEEDROOOOOONING
>choke 3 minutes in
>have to rewatch 3 minutes of cutscene
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Why is Alex Yiik running Sonic 06?
>already fucking up
this will be a good run
>>714365181>pressing space to climb ledges?And he already failed at that.
>prone to crash
oh boy, we're getting a good ride here
>>714365181Fuck you made me spit out my fuckjing water lmao
>just walking and listening to dialogue
>the game still breaks
kek
Americans on S1 are too active.
I'm going to watch Vikings on s2.
>>714365164Love bat titty.
Is this guy really trying to convince us sonic 06 is actually good?
Oh hey, I just now noticed the amorphous blob behind the stream 2 runner is a they/them. What a surprise.
>>714365034Pretty much this. As much as I appreciate characters and people who make an effort: This is going into the wrong direction. Don't blame the guys though, I still think this can easily be redeemed by simply keep doing the good things and stop doing the bad things.
Is this Fallout: Sonic Adventures?
>>714365397That's the fan remake.
Spyro the Dragon? Fucking finally, we haven't had Spyro speedrun in like 10 hours
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>>714365417ahhhh sonic help me eggman tried turning me into a machine
So what would your Hogwarts house be anon? Mine is Ravenclaw, because autism
>>714365517I heckin love Spyro
>I like 88. we'll take those
Does he know?
>>714365595Mine is Hufflepuff, because autism.
>>714365595Due to Geography i'd end up being the racist australian in the asian wizard school
>>714365595Slytherin because I'm racist
>>714365595Hufflepuff because they're never gave a shit about points, exam etc aka fun house
Is that the streamers mom on Stream 2?
>>714365731Not true actually.
>>714365739>his mom has he/him pronounsgrim
>we'll let one of our 4 school founders be a fascist lol
>>714365795It's much worse than that: she's British.
>>714365812its his/her mom/dad
>>714365843She wrote what she knew.
>>714365415I agree. I also don't think it's inherently malicious, this could be just how they deal with jitters and how they think is a good way to charm people. Some parts are. I just wouldn't be surprised if they turned out like other clout farmers in the community.
>>714365843Easiest way to keep an eye on the scum
>>714365930She's been in the back of a lot of runs, so maybe?
There's a woman on stream 2 but no woman pronouns, how strange.
>>714365490why are they so flat
Realistically, Sonic's acceleration would break the neck of anyone he carries
I admit it.
I'm enjoying this Sonic run
Is this game still banned on GDQ?
>>714366025Liru ate all the meat..
>>714365892>if they turned out like other clout farmers in the community.Are there notable examples of this? Not that I doubt it, it's more like I have the vague impression that this is kind of a deep rabbit hole, but can't slap any names or related runs/incidents on it.
>>714366141Yes, as are all of them.
>>714365731>Hufflepuff was the most inclusive among the four houses, valuing hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play
>>714366141Why was it banned in the first place? It has inclusiveness and trannies all over it. They love that
I always thought it was weird Elise had orange limbs in this game. Never even crossed my mind that she was wearing leggings.
>shemp will be ruining the spiderman runs too
aww man
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If I was ESA, I simply wouldn't boost the game that directly, financially supports transphobic bigotry
>>714366121I really like this run, because it almost feels like I have friends!
>>714366204I like games that go fast, and the runners aren't boring
>>714366263>>714366264wait are they still seething about that game?
>>714366281That's one dangerous Tails
>>714366263>First message
>>714366281You don't have friends or tits, dumb foxboy.
I admit it, Sonic makes my head hurt.
He just goes too fast for me to understand
i don't think sonic goes particularly fast
>>714366226At GDQ they can't part the art from the artist unlike how they parted their penis from their body
Rowling will always be based for her fight against the troon menace and never backing down
>>714366474Brain MRE, do it.
sonic runs are always F tier
I think you all know which rights are human rights but are too afraid to say it.
>>714366563She was progressive until they trolled her and she developed a grudge against leftists.
>>714366614no argick no SOULnic
>>714366614>>714366675ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHzogRyAij0
Does Argick boycott ESA as well?
>>714366667She still is progressive and a feminist. Don't let ultra-far left lunatics try to change your definition of what a leftist is. She's just not insane.
>Speedrun comes down to minimising lag
Do you respect when the runner has to manage this?
>>714366263Fun fact
Back when scheduling was still a team, we thought about including Hogwarts Legacy, but ultimately decided against it because we knew it would attract this kind of crowd.
Its also not that engaging as a speedgame desu.
Tails doesn't look like a fun character to play
>>714366872what do you think about this years schedule?
>>714366872Chamber of secrets and philosopher's stone are fantastic speedruns and should be included at all events
>Hands controller to friend for last missionI respect the bit desu
>>714366872I respect putting it off because the run is boring, but DESU I'm glad we're able to flip the bird to this sort of shitter. If you don't gatekeep the wokescolds, you will be gatekept by them, and that leads to an uncomfortable stiffness like GDQ that no one's allowed to point out
>>714367035this is a tutorial so
I just want to watch video games, bros
Page 10, someone bake.
I can't cuz I'm too baked
>>714367035Subway footlong levels
>>714367117Maybe he'll meet Ben.
>>714367178>>714367189C
handing the controller on the last stage was really stupid
>>714366174I'm more thinking of GDQ. You say that's not a problem, but Blacktastic and Rubieheart were visitors here once
>>714367178>>714367189Was gonna do A+ but that last section downgraded it to A
>>714367004I agree, but they weren't submitted when I was there iirc.
>>714367178They were annoying but they made the project look really cool
I claim this thread in tim's name
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