Thread 714350654

Stream 1:
Now: Secret Agent Clank
Next: DKC X Mario
Later: Hitman: World of Assassination

Stream 2:
Soon: Star Wars: Battlefront II (2005)

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule

miggly

miggin'

>>714350742
I'm doin' him...nothing!

>>714350654 (OP)
I'm in

>>714350742
Fuck is "Live"?

>>714350742
Kaobros, we're no longer a lonesome disgrace!

>>714350654 (OP)
and I suppose previous >>714326794

>>714350654 (OP)
miggin

>>714350742
Perfect.

I mig

>>714350654 (OP)
I've successfully migrated

>>714350662
>>714350742
but I wanted to rate it...

>>714350742
godless

DOPE BOYS
MY MIGGERS

i dont like this bit

cringekino

>more clank
atleast this one is short

what's his endgame

These ads are fucking insufferable

wow this sucks
>incomprehensible category
>semi-comprehensible gameplay
>thick fucking accent
>running translation software in real time so every other sentence is "um"

hello /esa/ i just wanted to say that i love you and i wish i was more interested in this year's ESA so i could properly savor these threads

>>714351760
Wish this venti cosplayer was cute bros

wheres the opera guy?

>>714351701
>ads

use brave bud. or an adblocker

>>714351789
sadly we will never know
but i would rail him if he was, without a second thought

>>714351915
not present, god bless it all

>american game
>burger king category
heh

IM A HEADBANGA

what a shit run
>boring commentary
>silent couch
>one guy is shilling constantly

>>714352234
where do you think we are

>switch back to the stream
>they're actually running clank
lel

also i really wish the audience went back to sleep instead of raping my ears

KEEP IT ICE COLD

im out of the loop
why did esa happen before sgdq?
is this normal?

Ratings guy is dead, rate Clank
B

>>714352705
because you touch yourself at night
no

>>714352854
B

>>714352854
B

>>714352854
F

>>714352854
B

Holy fuck was Snake Rattle n Roll a trainwreck. Right from the start.

>>714352854
C

>>714352705
huh? ESA got canceled last year bro, what are you talking about...?

Can we look forward to SGDQ this year? Has it gotten less insufferable?

>>714353216
we look forward to the threads not the event itself.
yes I said we, I speak for everyone here.

Alzheimers fondue

>romhack
I can already hear the Nintendo soldiers rumbling about

>>714353287
this is true
he speaks for us

>>714353216
Actually AGDQ this January was much better than usual. Way better and more fun runs, hosts and runners seemed way more relaxed. Maybe the orgs relaxed some of their policies behind the scenes and it got much nicer.
Still way too many fucking troons and virtue signaling, but that’s gdq’s core identity by this point so they’re not gonna go 41% just yet unfortunately.
ESA is still better

>>714353669
that's why his name is in all the name fields

>>714353287
>>714353669
>>714353740
I'll still be here to shit post with yall, but I'm still saddened by the lost soul of what GDQ used to be. It's the simpsons now. More bad than good.

>>714353740
Yeah but Sent got promoted and MrGameAndShout is the new prize goblin so every hour we have to see him shill $5 items valued at $80

choke

man every time i turn on the stream i get an air china ad twitch has scammed like $50 from airchina showing me the same ad 20 times a day

>>714353861
There’s always something worth watching tho. Agdq this year had some really cool things, like some japanese mom running an obscure japanese game, and some other japanese run had a runner who “didnt speak english” and a commentator who allegedly “did” but nobody could understand what he was saying, while the runner was way more comprehensible

Choked so hard he almost broke the game

Game breaking choke

Today will be a good day for runs I can feel it

Kinda digging this badly remade SM64 music

RATE
DONKEY KONG COUNTRY X MARIO

>>714354987
Solid A

>>714354987
A

>>714354987
C

>>714354987
A
But I'm biased because I love Mario and DKC

>>714354987
B+

>>714354987
A

>>714354987
A

>>714354987
B

>>714354987
C

eh

>>714354987
B+

hmmmm do you think a battlefront sw speedrun is fun?
Thinking of switching over mid hitman just to see it

>>714350742
>Astrobot

Did you know that when you sleep, your spinal fluid is pushed into your brain and is used to power wash the plaque that causes alzheimer's off? The more you know.

I just want truck simulator speedrun

>>714355609
You've told us this five times already

>>714355609
damn, gotta drink more spinal fluid I guess

favorite webm from this event?

>>714355609
damn, im up for 30 h guess i have alhzeimers now

>>714355730
>check amazon for spinal fluid
>all the links are purple
Huh?

>>714355609
does this mean there's an optimal sleeping position?

>>714355894
?

>>714353861
The best one I saw was in 2010. 2011 was a little worse than that, and 2012 also further. After that it fell off a cliff. Still kinda fun to watch here if you know some of the games, but nu-GDQ is a completely different animal than what it started with, as big as the difference between Mike Uyama at the beginning and the horrific creature he's turned into.o

Wanna see hitmaam

>>714355576
>Astro Bot
>no clue what this game is about, only know that it's popular
>high hopes for the speedrun
>Mfw it's just Ape Escape

HITMAN NAO

>>714355639
You can't gaslight me!

>>714356065
I'm surprised that Kotti is there. He's not running WoA, just doing some (Blood Money?) showcase, but still; last time I remember he was done with speedrunning and was just working and playing games from a backlog.

hitman or starwars?

>we're going to watch the videos and react live
nice speedrunning event

is this another fucking race

>reaction speedrun
now I've seen it all

Stream 2 is up

>>714356347
Worse, it's literally just reacting to prerecorded speedruns

????huh????
??

they're doing this for over an hour?

what the fuck are they doing

r8 youtube reccs

>>714356376
What?

uhh so what the fuck is going on again?

>reaction speedrun
That's an F from me already.

What the fuck even is this? I still don't get what they're doing, but they said something about reacting to garbage.

Wait this isn't just to help explain what they're doing?
???

Never mind gonna watch saar wars

Which of these are you looking forwards to?

>>714356415
>>714356432
theyr'e playing speedrun replays in hitman and reacting to them for an hour that;s it, no one is going to play the game, just sit there and react

>reacting
>they're not reacting

where are my onions faces?

Why is havrd always like this?

what the FUCK is this run

>it's another havrd not a speedrun-run.
Stream 2 save me.

so who's playing?

>>714356473
TheKotti
More Finns == better.

>>714356514
I dunno.. who cares.. stream 2

I am gonna wait for battlefront.....

What, uh, "category" is this

This a speedrun straight towards the ZZZ alright

They are... reacting to pre-recorded speedrun?
Gotta admit, I wasn't excepting this at all.

why do over half the names no have flags?

>>714356543
there's still 20 mins

r8 the dirt havrd has on ESA staff to allow him to keep doing this awful shit

what the fuck
why

>>714356579
it is better than stream 1

>>714356473
Maybe the Kotti Hitman-run will be good? I remember a fun Arabian Nights run by him at GDQ silly block a few years ago.

i can't believe i'd ever say this but i'd rather watch a fucking TAS

>>714356475
And what contest are they making out of this? He was saying something about this being a contest of some kind.
>NYG G0
My sentiments exactly.

why is havrd such a nyggo

>>714356652
You'd rather watch a game than watching some nerds watch and react to a game?

Seems like I came back at a great time

Ah, I see, so they just guess which run is faster? Total stream slop.

>>714356765
if you call this watching, sure

>>714353861
wtf we've become the mythical modern simpsons audience, except for speedrunning.
how could this happen?

Oh, so when you do it it's fine?

Man, let it go. Enjoy the runs

>>714356603
>the dirt havrd has on ESA staff
I was suspecting that they are afraid that he will kill himself or something if they don't allow him in.

>>714356857
>I would kill myself if you wouldn't let me in
He would fit right at GDQ with that mentality.

>>714356849
kek

I've never been able to get into hitman desu

>>714356853
what run retard? they're watching a video

At least he's not wasting our time with geoguessr again

can someone that's not seething about recording reacts explain the category, missed the start

>>714357218
man just relax, enjoy the commentary

>>714357218
Retard

>>714357237
enjoy the reactions*

just got back from the gym
are we just watching vods of hitman levels for an hour?

this is the fucking worst

>>714357061
I'm tired, Pete... take me away.

>>714357290
just let it go man, don't forget to get hydrated and take your medicine! enjoy the runs

Up next: /v/ reacts to people reacting to speedrun videos.

>>714357237
kek.

>>714357343
>Up next: /v/ reacts to people reacting to speedrun videos.
...but that's exactly what is going on in this thread?

whats going on they are commentating over 6 people racing hitman levels?

>>714357417
And it's better than whatever is on stream 1, so you bet I'm watching it.

got an Uber Eats order from a Mr. Anon for this thread - 1 ramen pizza

>>714357439
Not entirely sure but I think they had two teams racing to make a better speedrun and now they're just watching the VODs of their records until the woman tells them which team was faster

>>714357484
looking good shame someone pissed all over it

8 hours till battlefront?

Am I in a time loop

>>714357483
Nah, I'm watching this thread. I need more reaction layers.

>neo mario galaxy
sounds kino

>>714357340
the only runs here are my diarrhea
anyway starwars should be starting now

Stream 2 chads, it's our time

START THE GAME ALREADY

>>714357631
Oh thank god, some actual vidya

This literally isn't a speedrun it's just a reaction stream?

Automatic ZZZ obviously

STREAM 2 HOYP

I DONT CARE WHAT FUCKS ARE DOING ON STREAM 1

STAR WARS TIME

>>714357696
this but unironically

>>714357753
>Dolphin-x64
>PPSSPPWi...

UHH LAWYERS?

>>714357814
Nintendo has no power over Europe.

>>714357850
So I can store all my emulators on a virtual machine in europe and be fine?

Thus commentator looks a bit sleepy

Try clipping through the mesh of the ship, thats a good trick

bro...

>>714357901
Yes. You just need to pay every European country individually a protection fee.
I can act as an intermediary so you don't have to deal with every pesky thing yourself :)

>>714358010
He is just like me fr

>>714358010
Literally me. Stayed away until 4AM to watch speedruns and play porn games, woke up at 7:45 and will do this the entire day again.

>>714358010
JUST

bro I don't remember BFII looking like this when I played it in my PS2.
I take it is like San andreas where the PC version had more details/overworld props?

>>714358010
>hour 63 of gooning to orange butcheeks

I've gotten more from the ads than from this "speedrun": apparently dominos has stuffed crust pizza now.

This commentator looks like some sort of beast man

>>714358208
iwanttofuckashokatano OUTTA NOWHERE

>>714358010
Me after 2 weeks of ESA and GDQ

>>714357901
Emulators are legal everywhere.

>>714358205
most likely

OG battlefront 2 was pure kino

I hated space missions when I was a kid

Anyone got tips for blocking twitch ads? ttvlol and ublock origin apparently aren't enough.

>>714358513
They were great though? Only behind Hoth level in feeling like Star Wars

Oh sweet, my favourite Hitman game, didn't know this was on
Wait... is that windows media player
...

>>714358542
Turn up the passport usage in ttvlol

>>714358542
change the ttvlol proxy until you no longer get ads

CHOKE

>>714358513
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

CHOKE

choke status?

>>714358630
[ x ] choke'd

>>714358581
it's like that one video where a guy scans his hand on the screen and there's an animation but it's just a video

>>714358576
They were just too hard for me

WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS

These look like multiplayer maps, is that right?

>>714350654 (OP)
Shit, I had gdq on the calendar but didnt think esa would come before it

>>714358795
Yup, all Battlefront maps are designed around big pitch battles with lots of participants, multiplayer in mind

>>714358873
dw you're just in time for watching the reacting speedrun

Does anyone have a gif of a guy shooting you in the face while sitting on the couch? It gets posted regularly here.

>>714358917
Hurray

fuk u clanker shits

>>714358921
sent :)

>>714359009
Thanks, you got a friend in me.

does ESA have less trannys than GDQ

Holy shit it's this guy on the right

>>714359096
We have actual girls here are ESA

>>714358612
>>714358613
No options for this so I switched to ttv lol pro, and that seems to have done the trick so far. Cheers.

>>714359096
Yes, much less. And much more cute girls.

>>714359182
Me in the back

>>714359129
this was him last night

>>714359096
yes and you can just switch streams when there is a tranny running

why are the jedi so weak?

I don't know if I even want to rate Hitman...

>>714359486
it wasn't a run

>hitman is back on again
nonono not like this

>>714359434
Order 66 went smoother than anyone would believe

>>714359542
It took up a timeslot in the schedule like a run, so it should still get a rating.

>>714359434
Fanfic game

START VVVVV

>>714359486
the lowest rating, some of them

>Thai bombs

What did he mean by this?

runescape speedrun when

>>714359649
thigh bombs

>>714359609
it shouldnt even be in the chart, we should not talk about this ever again

fuck year dark trooper

>>714359706
How the fuck do I react to anon's ratings if we don't rate it?

>>714359486
Ω

>>714359678
there was one this year I think

>>714359683
familiar leg

>>714359803
grim

Choke.

I have this saved. Anybody remember what it's about?

Alright, let's not put it off any longer. What was hitman's Norwood? (Rate the "run")

lmao gottem

that engineer did not fuck around goddamn

>>714360076
Don't even put it on the chart

KEK what was that that mowed him down the moment he turned down the hallway?

>>714360076
F for not a run

>>714360076
Invalid run

>>714360076
I think there's a "Not a run" flag for the chart right. It should just get that

>>714360076
there was no run
>>714360256
read the room retard-kun

Stream 2

>>714360336
This ain't reddit brother, group think is not a requirement to post

>>714360360
Kek

what was the deal with hitman?

yore ugleh

>>714360076
Is 47 the real Norwood Reaper ? Anyway there was no run

>>714360423
they watched youtube videos of hitman runs and reacted to it. literally.

>>714360439
Thank you for your service, webm anon.

>>714360460
That's not even a let's play, that's a reaction video.

>>714360439
kek that's a good one

>>714360336
i'm sorry but the (not) run was real

Vader never did this

>>714360605
You don't know that. If he was pulling this shit out you weren't gonna live to tell about it anyway

>>714360076
watching youtube/10

>>714360076
not a run

swiggity swooty

START VVVVVV

new schedule just dropped

>>714360818
mmmm subway

>>714360818
Not enough Ratchet.

>>714360818
For me it's spyro 06
Underrated gem

>>714360818
kek

>>714360818
thank you based AI God

>>714360818
Can't wait to see the Spyro racing game played by Frenchfrogs I can barely understand.

>>714360957
Was about to say Hero's Tail absolutely was, but that was 2004.

>>714360818
needs more spyro desu

>>714360818
>Rumbling sound of a thousand "PlayStation Naaaaattttiooooonnn"s in the distance

>>714360818
Strange. I don't remember seeing these on the schedule, but I must have because they're all purple

>esa attendee guide
oh nononono

>>714361146
>Please use it
Nuh uh

>>714361146
but anti perspirant is unhealthy...

VVVVV started, great ost coming trought

>kills the Tauntaun
NO

>>714360076
I guess you could put a big DNF on the chart for it, or just give it ZZZ.

That poor tauntaun

timer guy fell asleep and started 30 seconds late. thanks tech crew

>>714361261
this is what people who smell like complete shit say

impressive

RATE BATTLE FRONT 2 (2005) PLUM EDITION

>>714361376
B

>>714361376
A

>>714361376
A

>>714361376
B+

>>714361376
A

>>714361302
Most of the tech crew is dead by now.

>>714361376
B+
Low energy and relaxed morning run

>>714361376
A
somehow this game always has high quality autism

>>714361376
B

>>714361376
It had nothing to do with Plum, why are you being a fuckup?

>>714361376
a

>>714361376
B

>>714361376
A+

>>714360076
pre-recorded rate

>>714361376
A

>>714361376
B for Battlefront

>>714361282
can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs

>11am
>stream 1 audience already filled to the brim
always towards end of the week

>>714361464
Very nice

>>714361376
solid B

>>714361376
B

Finished with style

>>714361487
>>714361282
Why'd he do it?

>>714361376
B+

Man remember when this game was the hottest shit there was? When indie games were fewer and the bundles were great?

>>714361376
A

>>714361376
ehhh I found it kinda boring. C

I'm getting tired of the donation shilling consuming ESA the same way it got to GDQ

>>714360818
get that toasty stoat fag off the mic

>>714361376
B for Battlefront

Pretty good BF2 run desu

>>714361376
S for me

>>714361606
Yeah it was that point where they were all trying to be very different from each other, even if it was harkening back to very old stuff like with this.

>>714361376
A

>>714361703
I would say it's much better this year than 2023. Much more subdued.

Rate VVVVVV I guess

>>714362084
A

>>714362084
V

>>714362084
V
didnt watch

>>714362084
A

>>714362084
A

>>714362084
V B

>>714362084
V

>>714362084
A
short and sweet

>>714362084
C

>>714362084
A

Weirdly nostalgic even though I was 23 when the game came out. I miss that era of indie games.

>>714362084
S, great run, actual speedrun of a game for once

>>714362084
A

>>714362084
B it was okey
plenty of fuckups but still fast

>>714362084
I blinked and missed it

>>714362084
VVV

>>714362084
B

>>714362084
B

TIME FOR PONG

>>714362084
V

SHOUTOUT TO THE TECH CREW

>Pong: The Next Level
Also describes the average speedrunner

>>714362084
B

HON HON HON

Stream2 bros... It's not looking good for us either.

>>714362084
V since I missed it.

glad they didnt make a pong soulslike

>>714362327
>not Pong: The Spyro Level
One job

>>714362391
But it is run by a French! And this ESA that's been a good thing.

>>714362396
They haven't...yet. Don't underestimate the industry.

>>714362449
I ain't getting paid unc, you get what I fucking serve you and you'll thank me.

>>714362327
Needs MORE Spyro!

>>714362396
They made a breakout rogulite, so we're coming closer.

>>714362506
KWAZ

>>714362084
A

>Tim's running Dare to Dream again
I am ok with this.

>tinytim bonus run
neat

>16 hour FF9 vivi only run
based

Honestly this game does look fun AF

>>714350742
I watched In Sound Mind but forgot to check the thread. Why did ye hate it so much? I'd have put it in C-B territory

WHAT STREAM ARE WE WATCHING

here's your paid dlc

>>714362809
It's a fun if rather absurd run, when it was at ESA Legends there was a lot of fucking about and it ended up going over 20 with them beating Ozma, somehow.

>>714362854
the one with a run happening

Pong AI is REBELLING

Choke on stream 2
PLUM on stream 3

F M K

>>714362869
Cliffy B peaked with this.

>>714362854
All of them.

>>714362896
Baten Kaitos 100% on Stream 4

>>714362854
Based anon not wasting brain cells and instead outsourcing thinking to others.

WTF this isn't Spyro!?!

man this looks so bleak

dude's entire wardrobe is berserk shirts

Hokey? Someone teach this frog english.

>>714363001
>No irish runner
Missed opportunity

I dunno this pong game looks kind of fun desu

>>714363071
based

>>714363103
It is surprisingly soulful

Berserk shirt retro aussie is over with me

>>714362809
I'm OK with that. I watch RPGLB for that exact kind of 'tism.

>>714363103
Yeah it seems pretty creative, also fucking painful seeing the Atari logo.

>>714362923
booba spotted

>>714363139
thats PS1 games for ya

>>714360818
This is missing a 2h "havrd is watching a Spyro speedrun" run.

>>714363191
True, even the most low-budget shovelware had SOVL back then

wtf I love pong now

Damn, I missed the pong fishing game. Now I have too separate windows for both streams.

>startup of new run is so long I can go back to the vod and catch the VVV run I missed
It's the little things

>>714363050
Spyro website
Spyro continent

>>714363001
>comes all the way from a fucking Straya
>to run THIS
I mean, I commend the commitment, but why?

>>714360818
I just woke up and thought "What's with all the fucking Spyro? when I checked the schedule
Now I truly see

>>714363309
This is like his third run

dude, the atari logo is 3 pong paddles... woah...

>>714363360
pong was the first videogame, wtf...

>>714363235
So long as that fucker isn't inserting Geoguessr into marathons again.

>>714363309
He came for his speedrunning friends.

>asking to meet the incentive for a game already ran

Uh oh has someone made a fucky wucky?

>>714363180
The 8 hour PS1 final fantasy runs were always peak comfy, but after the Luzbel drama its gone downhill

>Great time to have a donation~
>silence
LMAO

stalactites are hanging (tits)
ez

>>714363413
Technically no, what counts for that is very vague, with Tennis For Two being held up as that, which couldn't really be said to be Pong yet.

Pong is probably the first mass market success game though.

CHOKE

wait this pong game is a PS2 game?

It looks like nintendo ds

i miss this lil nigga like u wouldnt believe

>>714363559
stalaCtites = Ceiling
stalaGmites = Ground

>>714363582
Probably a PSX game running on a PS2.

>>714363582
nah it's ps1

migged

>>714363582
PS1, being ran on PS2.

These Pong guys worked really hard to max out what you can get with a bar that bounces a ball. I completely respect it

This pong run is exactly what I want to see late night/early morning
Just pure autism

Man this is when games used to be creative. Fucking pong looks fun as hell here. I dont see any games today be this fun and creative.

>>714363591
looks more like a closeup of cocknballs

>>714363752
It's noon in Europe.

>>714363706
It was a different time...

>>714363582
PS1 game played on PS2

That last penguin b like 'I'M IN THE MATRIX BABE'

>>714363764
You need to see a doctor, bro, that yellow patch on yours is probably a fungal infection.

RATE PON: THE NEXT LEVEL

Rate Pong: Next Level

Most soulful game

>>714363891
A

>>714363891
>>714363898
A

>>714363891
A

>>714363898
S

>>714363891
>>714363898
A

>>714363891
>>714363898
B+

>>714363891
A

>>714363891
A+

>>714363891
>>714363898
A

>>714363891
>>714363898
S

>>714363891
F for French

>>714363891
B

>>714363898
>>714363891
B.
The game was more interesting than the run so I'm grading generously. I might have to emulate it and try it out for myself.

>>714363891
>>714363898
B
Was surprisingly fun to watch, though it's essentially just the game being intriguing. Runner is just playing the game normally but good.

>>714363891
>>714363898
B

>>714363891
>>714363898
A, I love Pong so much dudes

>>714363891
>>714363898
B for Baquette

>>714363891
>>714363898
A
GG weewee

>>714363891
>>714363898
B+

Surprisingly fun game and run.

>>714363976
This man got his wife oui oui'd in by a French chad.

>>714363898
A, very good

>>714363891
>>714363898
B-

>>714363360
>The Atari symbol was designed by George Opperman in 1972/3.[2] At the time, Opperman was the head of his own design agency, Opperman-Harrington Inc.[3] The Atari logo, later described as a "Fuji" (as in Mount Fuji in Japan), looks like the letter "A", and was meant to represent the game Pong, with "two opposing video game players with the center of the Pong court in the middle."

intredasting...

GG OUI OUI

LE BIG SEAL OUI OUI HON HON HON

OH MY GOODNESS

That was a fun glitch

IMMM GROOOOOOOOOOOINGGGG

>>714363898
>>714363891
A
it was comfy

The many-angled seal.

>>714363898
>>714363891
Changing my rating to A+ because of the funny glitch

Most worthwhile incentive I've seen in years

Rate Nightmare Busters

>>714363891
Rating it A for a B run + S seal

>>714363891
>>714363898
(A)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAA

>>714364327
B for not bad not busted

>>714363360
Deepest lore

>>714364327
B for busters

>>714363898
A

>>714364327
C

>>714364342
>>714364351
need pluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

>>714364351
>>714364342
I knew Toby was a grifter!...

>>714364327
B

>>714364327
A, fun banter between the runners

>>714364327
B

>>714364327
B

>>714364327
A

stream 2 music

Tim, you cant say every run is brilliant and you loved watching it. People will think you're lying

>>714364481
Nah it's Tim, he probably genuinely does love absolutely everything he sees, especially if it's an old game.

>>714364327
A
Good chemistry between the runners and good energy. Game itself looked pretty gay though.

>>714364538
He is too nice of a guy

>hogwarts run
Boycott stream 2 xisters

>>714364573
For you.

What's up with this dude in the red shirt? He sounds like Eric Idle doing one of his silly woman voices.

hell yeah retro block tomorrow my body is ready

>>714364624
I don't care for Slopwarts, but I'll have the stream open anyway :)

you are now breathing manually

>Shemp
Damn'it. Again?

>>714364327
B

Its the Shempstinator and his gay bf

Time for Sonics.
>Unity fan remake
Autism of the Sonic fanbase never ceases to amaze me.

>>714364481
Tim is legitimately a positive guy IRL, it is hard to get him to be mean about anything, even when being critical. He also knows how stressful it can be to get up on stream and run, so being encouraging is the best way around that. It's our place to be the critical voices, so let's shit away, but most people who sign up want to hear at least one person be proud of them.

>>714364624
I'm not going to watch, but just because I feel nothing but disdain for that entire franchise.

Gay sex on stream 1 soon.

this dude is too extroverted for me im switching to stream 2 OH GOD 4 HOURS HOGWARTS

I enjoyed sonic 06 when it came out (toddler)

Gex sex on stream 2 soon.

>gay homosexual fag zoomers
>fake hoooooyyyp
>Sonic autism
Yeah, I think I'm gonna play vidya.

>>714364759
i'm cumming down ur throat automatically

>>714364815
sex with rouge the bat

Ahaha this Sonic 06 fan remake is literally that NINTENDO meme when you think about it.

i'll watch this 4 hour runs and see how it goes

>>714364778
>>714364804
Shemp and his posse are charismatic and they run a lot of games, so credit to them. But something about them really rubs me the wrong way. I feel like they're farming clout. I'm sure ESA appreciates the extra work, especially today, but these guys do so in a way that wouldn't be out of place at GDQ.

>>714364949
Sonic's arms aren't blue in this, it's kinda shitty garbage from that alone.

Let's goooo sanic bros

Dear Seega, hire this man

>>714364759
wrong
t. Darth Vader

>>714364817
Yeah when I spoke to him it became immediately obvious it's not a thing he puts on for the camera, he's just positive as fuck and nice as a way of being.

>Sonic or Harry Potter
which flavour of autism will it be

>>714365013
better than spiderman and spyroman

I would be hurling at sonic speed if I were in her situation.

>4 hours of unskippable cutscenes
How is this allowed?

>very stiff
>like its being pulled
lewd

OH YEAH OOHH YEAH!!! FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!

>>714365106
Stream 2 and it's pulling in an audience that's not exactly being serviced by GDQ.

>>714365060
Answer is obvious

>>714365106
b-but he's holding forward and pressing space to climb ledges?
I'M... I'M SPEEDROOOOOONING

>choke 3 minutes in
>have to rewatch 3 minutes of cutscene

>>714365106
w*men

Why is Alex Yiik running Sonic 06?

>already fucking up
this will be a good run

>>714365181
>pressing space to climb ledges?
And he already failed at that.

>prone to crash
oh boy, we're getting a good ride here

>>714365181
Fuck you made me spit out my fuckjing water lmao

>just walking and listening to dialogue
>the game still breaks
kek

Americans on S1 are too active.
I'm going to watch Vikings on s2.

>>714365164
Love bat titty.

Is this guy really trying to convince us sonic 06 is actually good?

Oh hey, I just now noticed the amorphous blob behind the stream 2 runner is a they/them. What a surprise.

>>714365034
Pretty much this. As much as I appreciate characters and people who make an effort: This is going into the wrong direction. Don't blame the guys though, I still think this can easily be redeemed by simply keep doing the good things and stop doing the bad things.

Is this Fallout: Sonic Adventures?

>>714365164
>>714365379
BAT TATS

>>714365379
>>714365164
BAT TATS

>>714365443
>>714365454

Fig'd

>>714365397
That's the fan remake.

Spyro the Dragon? Fucking finally, we haven't had Spyro speedrun in like 10 hours

>>714365443
>>714365454
FUCK

>>714365417
ahhhh sonic help me eggman tried turning me into a machine

Alex Yiik runs sonic?

So what would your Hogwarts house be anon? Mine is Ravenclaw, because autism

>>714365517
I heckin love Spyro

>I like 88. we'll take those
Does he know?

>>714365595
Mine is Hufflepuff, because autism.

>>714365595
Due to Geography i'd end up being the racist australian in the asian wizard school

>>714365595
Tremere

>>714365595
Slytherin because I'm racist

Knucks Knuk

>>714365595
Hufflepuff because they're never gave a shit about points, exam etc aka fun house

>>714365595
Gryffindor

Is that the streamers mom on Stream 2?

>>714365731
Not true actually.

>>714365739
>his mom has he/him pronouns
grim

>>714365739
it's his dad

>>714365795
It's much worse than that: she's British.

>>714365812
its his/her mom/dad

>>714365843
She wrote what she knew.

>>714365415
I agree. I also don't think it's inherently malicious, this could be just how they deal with jitters and how they think is a good way to charm people. Some parts are. I just wouldn't be surprised if they turned out like other clout farmers in the community.

>>714365843
Easiest way to keep an eye on the scum

>>714365930
She's been in the back of a lot of runs, so maybe?

There's a woman on stream 2 but no woman pronouns, how strange.

>>714365490
why are they so flat

>>714365930
>>714365975
speed mommy
>>714366003
retard

Elise did nothing wrong

Realistically, Sonic's acceleration would break the neck of anyone he carries

I admit it.

I'm enjoying this Sonic run

bros....

Is this game still banned on GDQ?

>>714366025
Liru ate all the meat..

>>714365892
>if they turned out like other clout farmers in the community.
Are there notable examples of this? Not that I doubt it, it's more like I have the vague impression that this is kind of a deep rabbit hole, but can't slap any names or related runs/incidents on it.

>>714366141
Yes, as are all of them.

>>714366121
why

>>714365731
>Hufflepuff was the most inclusive among the four houses, valuing hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play

>>714366141
Why was it banned in the first place? It has inclusiveness and trannies all over it. They love that

I always thought it was weird Elise had orange limbs in this game. Never even crossed my mind that she was wearing leggings.

>shemp will be ruining the spiderman runs too
aww man

If I was ESA, I simply wouldn't boost the game that directly, financially supports transphobic bigotry

>>714366121
I really like this run, because it almost feels like I have friends!

>>714366204
I like games that go fast, and the runners aren't boring

>>714366263
>>714366264
wait are they still seething about that game?

>>714366281
That's one dangerous Tails

>>714366263
>First message

>>714366281
You don't have friends or tits, dumb foxboy.

>>714366263
He's right

I admit it, Sonic makes my head hurt.
He just goes too fast for me to understand

i don't think sonic goes particularly fast

>>714366226
At GDQ they can't part the art from the artist unlike how they parted their penis from their body

>>714366474
t. Mario fan

Rowling will always be based for her fight against the troon menace and never backing down

>>714366474
Brain MRE, do it.

sonic runs are always F tier

I think you all know which rights are human rights but are too afraid to say it.

>>714366563
She was progressive until they trolled her and she developed a grudge against leftists.

>>714366614
no argick no SOULnic

>>714366614
>>714366675
ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHzogRyAij0

Does Argick boycott ESA as well?

>>714366724
thank fuck

This Sonic run is fun

>>714366667
She still is progressive and a feminist. Don't let ultra-far left lunatics try to change your definition of what a leftist is. She's just not insane.

>Speedrun comes down to minimising lag
Do you respect when the runner has to manage this?

>>714366263
Fun fact
Back when scheduling was still a team, we thought about including Hogwarts Legacy, but ultimately decided against it because we knew it would attract this kind of crowd.
Its also not that engaging as a speedgame desu.

cute tails death scream

Tails doesn't look like a fun character to play

>>714366872
what do you think about this years schedule?

>>714366872
Chamber of secrets and philosopher's stone are fantastic speedruns and should be included at all events

>Hands controller to friend for last mission
I respect the bit desu

>>714366872
I respect putting it off because the run is boring, but DESU I'm glad we're able to flip the bird to this sort of shitter. If you don't gatekeep the wokescolds, you will be gatekept by them, and that leads to an uncomfortable stiffness like GDQ that no one's allowed to point out

choke status?

>>714367035
this is a tutorial so

I just want to watch video games, bros

Page 10, someone bake.
I can't cuz I'm too baked

Tails fucking drowned!

>>714367035
Subway footlong levels

Rate Sonic Project 06?

RATE SONIC PROJECT 06

Invalid due to co-op!!!

>>714367117
Maybe he'll meet Ben.

>>714367178
A

>>714367178
C

>>714367178
>>714367189
b

>>714367178
>>714367189
A

>>714367178
>>714367189
C
handing the controller on the last stage was really stupid

>>714366174
I'm more thinking of GDQ. You say that's not a problem, but Blacktastic and Rubieheart were visitors here once

>>714367178
B

>>714367178
>>714367189
B

>>714367117

>>714367178
>>714367189
F

>>714367178
>>714367189
A

>>714367178
>>714367189
A

>>714367178
>>714367189
Was gonna do A+ but that last section downgraded it to A

>>714367004
I agree, but they weren't submitted when I was there iirc.

>>714367178
>>714367189
B

New bread
>>714367421
>>714367421

>>714367178
They were annoying but they made the project look really cool

I missed the run

I claim this thread in tim's name

>>714367178
>>714367189
A

Nah