Thread 714385667

Thoughts?

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>>714385667 (OP)
What thoughts? It's just background noise
Who cares about a faggy game that failed

>>714385667 (OP)
Seemed like a genuine review so I'm fine with it.

Four hours? Who watches this shit

>>714385889
He keeps referring to Taash as they/them.

>>714385667 (OP)
>ruin a franchise
Dragon Age has literally one good game

>>714385948
I know, I've seen it. He tears into how dumb that guy is for it.

>>714385667 (OP)
I love 4 hour game essays as background noise, but i unsubbed from this guy because
1). He says absolutely nothing intelligent
2). His voice is insufferable

And i have tons of slop creators on my list, just not this one.

>>714385667 (OP)
the series was ruined with dragon age 2

>>714385667 (OP)
Move on

>>714385667 (OP)
From my understanding they had a good idea where to go with it .
But EA said make it brown and gay something about mentally ill tranny son taking over the writing and hijacking the project.

I've only seen /v/ talk about that game, how well known is it among normalfags?

>>714386013
he literally sides with the wokies in the video

Why would you bother watching a four hour long video on a video game you don't like and will never play? I hope sickness takes you in your prime

>>714386328
His opinions are extremely bland.
PatricianTV criticized his Skyrim review when doing research for his own Skyrim video for not saying a single thing that hasn’t been parroted before and Salt went on PatricianTV’s stream and basically admitted that his videos where just parroting the most common opinions on the game.

>>714387058
you lost the culture war tranny

>>714385667 (OP)
>3.5 hours to explain bad game is bad

Well for one I didn't know the Mass Effect team got put in to help speed things along and they were saying how the quip laden snarky dialogue was past its prime but they still went along with it.

>>714387058
It's a second monitor video, no one is seriously looking this for 4 hours
>playing one of my VGH Simulators or rep grinding in Grim Dawn
>have one of these essays on the second monitor to listen to and occasionally look at

>>714385667 (OP)
I can't listen to his videos because of his nasally autistic voice but especially because it's just a mission by mission plot recap.

It's hilarious finding out that Maulers crew(and thusly maulers fans) hate him despite the fact they "review" the same exact way.

>>714385948
Think he just doesn't want freaks canceling him.

>>714387058
That's a bit of an evil thing to say because someone likes something you don't like. You're weird anon, get help before you end up trooning out.

>>714387058
I used it as background music when playing SMT.

>>714387058
It's an example of everything wrong with the industry in microcosm and he is decidedly on the "woke" side in the video
Trying to hand waive this away instead of grappling with it is cope

>>714387058
>Why would you bother watching
Nobody is watching them, it's background noise, like a twitch stream or a netflix show.
Youtube essayists are just lets players turning a 80 hours long longplays into a 4 hours long videos.

>>714387058
Im finishing up a warhammer army (pic related) so having some background noise is fine
Oddly, despite his videos being actual powerpoint presentations, I watch with my own eyes PancreasNoWork's videos

>he shat on the game
>he is le woke guys!!
grow up losers

>>714387058
I don't play dragon age in general and haven't really engaged with any of the conversation about it aside from being aware that people weren't happy about it. It's interesting to see someone lay out his thoughts on it in a well articulated way to get some context on it, but not so interesting that I can't doze off while watching it.

The tl;dr I took away is that the dev team got gutted and shifted multiple times and the game ended up being some okay systems and a couple of good story beats with gallons of quippy uninteresting slop piled on because none of the writers knew what to do after the aforementioned gutting and shifting.

>>714390386
>t. troon that lost the culture war

>>714385667 (OP)
fucking retards acting like DA wasn't ruined a decade ago

>>714385667 (OP)
I watched it. He avoids calling trannies out. He praises the environment and combat (for some reason). He played as a warrior. He says that cringe dialogue and lack of respect for the DA setting killed the game. The game treats you as if you are an idiot, and the plot is retarded as well. What else? The final mission was alright.

>>714385971
This. Too many people give Bioware too much credit. Stuff like Mass Effect and Dragon Age have been shit after the first games and Bioware hasn't made anything good since. Take Bioware behind the barn along with the same dumbasses that keep up the delusion that Bioware can be good again and give them 5 loads of buckshot to the back of the head.

>>714385667 (OP)
>4 hours to say that a pile of shit is a pile of shit
You can just look at it and already know.

>>714385667 (OP)
>Analysis where he just repeats the story chronologically with no insightful commentary
>5 minute tangent explaining his epic fanfiction idea they should've done
>Uses they/them pronouns and says you shouldn't misgender people

>>714392315
You know he'd lose his audience and get canceled for daring to misgender an insufferable orge.

>>714390139
noise marines are the coolest chaos boys

>>714385667 (OP)
He's right, spoke in good faith too about why this game is shit despite calling taash "them"

>>714390139
How ironic the guy who did that video made a 6 hour long review on Warhammer Rogue Trader

>>714393019
They're pretty neat
>>714393448
I'll be honest I haven't watched/listened to it yet. I guess I like hearing about bad stuff (lowcows, bad game reviews) then praise

>ruin a franchise
if you bought anything past the first game you were already a fucking retard

>>714394130
dumb bitch you can't even swim

>>714385667 (OP)
>How to ruin a franchise
Yeah, because Dragon Age 2 was so great. Or Inquisition.

>>714387058
>Watching
Painting ww1 austrian soldiers. Need background noise.

>>714393019
Emperor's Children are great in general.

>Inb4 "But they are pink"
You can do some pretty incredible things with their new models if you move away from their default colors.

Almost unsubbed when he said he doesn’t care what people want to call themselves and will respect it or whatever. Fuck you.

>>714395557
It's why I watched it. Very tired of videos about this game that just whine about wokeness and not the actual gameplay or plotting.

>>714395557
You're still a faggot to me, anon.

>>714385667 (OP)
I'm guessing it's 4 hours of "the writing and characters are bad"

>>714395557
Sounds like basic politeness. Youre not really gonna pull anyone out of their delusions by doing otherwise.

>>714385667 (OP)
Why would i listen to someone talk about veilguard for 4 hours?

>>714388414
.....You WANT them to live?

>>714385667 (OP)
>See his review on Inquisition for comparison
>First comment with thousands of likes is Jocat
DROPPED.
That's the kind of people he attracts? Not for me.

>>714390139
>>714393019
They are...perfect.

>>714385971
Yeah Inquisition was good, i agree

>>714391816
To be fair the environment team did their job alright. In Inquisition as well.

>>714385667 (OP)
Dragon Age was never good. But I actually sunk 30 hours into Veilguard and thought it was a 7/10 gameplay-wise. Enjoyed it more than Avowed.

>>714399840
It had some amazing environments but it annoyed me to no end that they had this amazing castle in the mountains and did NOTHING with it. No Siege, no castle take over, no defence mechanics, nothing.

>>714400014
I think you're confusing Bioware with Owlcat. Bioware was never big on systems like that, even in other games where you had headquarters.

I like how you’ll always be able to tell what year a video was made in, sometimes down to the actual month, just by looking at the thumbnails, because retarded normalfags can’t help but spam [CURRENT MAYMAY] at every given opportunity just to fit on with their peers. The “Absolute Cinema” image has been around for years, but now it’s fucking everywhere because this is the wojak generation and zoomies can’t come up with an original thought to save their lives.

>>714400196
>wojak generation and zoomies can’t come up with an original thought to save their lives.
Same old, same old.

>>714400136
No, I haven't played any Owlcat games outside of Rogue Trader but back to DragonAge, I meant that they did the Castle Siege aspect in Dragon Age Origins with the Awakening DLC where you build up a castle and have to defend it. I thought maybe for the third game when they introduced the enormous castle and had you repair it, renovate it, that it might become a gameplay element much like Awakening, but alas it did not.

Why are you niggers giving the time of the day to a plot-recapper/wikipedia """essayist""?

Uhh, the first elves being spirits that turned themselves into flesh and blood was sorta interesting I guess, even if the execution was shit

>>714385667 (OP)
>4 hours to explain why game bad when just a single png with Taash is already enough

Bioware has never been fucking good. Literally all of their games are trash.

>>714385667 (OP)
I never played it

>>714400809
I disagree heavily, Mass Effect 1 is an amazing game KOTOR 1 and 2, Dragon Age Origins. Even Jade Empire, and not forgetting Baldur's Gate 1 and 2. Now the true rot for Bioware set in half way through Mass effect 2 when EA bought them out. It has never been the same since.

>>714395557
He still called out Taash as a hypoticrital dipshit when she called a "dragon queen" instead of "king"

>>714399840
Sure, I was unclear. I was not surprised he liked the environment; I was surprised he liked the combat as a warrior.

>>714400809
Disagree. Loved everything until after ME1. Dragon Age Origins is where it all started going south for me, I'm still mad at the gamestop cashier who touted it as a "great successor to Baldurs Gate." (They ended up trooning out a killing themselves years later, but I'm still mad at the nigga).

The fact that posters would probably agree with him nowadays makes me feel old as shit, since these same posters probably played it as children or much later when the market was saturated with even shittier games.

>>714400809
>all of their games are trash
maybe for you