What are you supposed to do in this situation?

damn how those that happen?

Donate it to them, the ants clearly have more use for it

Wash it with Crown Royal

>>714400206 (OP)
Furfag try not to be absolutely disgusting challenge
Difficulty: impossible

>>714400206 (OP)
YOU FAT FUCK IT'S YOUR FAULT

>>714400206 (OP)
>furfag
>absolutely disgusting unhygienic creature
Like pottery.

The ants carry the grafix from the console to your tv, it won't work without them

>>714400206 (OP)
Not ask reddit to help for start. Jesus. Clean your home. How fucking hard can it be? Go to walmart, buy some ant killer

>>714400206 (OP)
Just put a lot of sugar in there

>>714400206 (OP)
>Bad Dragon sticker on Nintendo Switch.
Why do Furries get to be super degen yet seen as normal but lolicons and shotacons are seen as degen when the majority of them act better than furry niggers?

open debug mod- wait Nintendo locks that down

>>714400530
>recognize that as a bad dragon sticker
Degenerate.

>>714400206 (OP)
Yeah a system update messed up my battery life too, they can do that

>>714400652
I've seen the logo before anon it's advertised on youtube now, not the one on the dock mind you I don't know where that's from

>>714400530
>>Bad Dragon sticker
Retard

>>714400652
bad dragon is /v/ culture

slime
becka
roll
toga

This is one of those scenarios where you're supposed to notice it in its initial stages (like having bugs crawling around where you reside) and fix it ASAP. Usually before things like this occur.

>>714400206 (OP)
put it in the freezer

>>714400206 (OP)
just leave it out in the sun for an hour or two

who knew the nintendo switch had bugs

>>714400206 (OP)
>This is somehow Nintendos fault according /v/eddit

Post the spider wii u

>>714400206 (OP)
not being a retard farming upvotes help

>>714400206 (OP)
Get a Wii U filled with spiders and put it next to the switch.

>>714401376
What do they eat

>>714400313
>gayass furry sticker
He probably cums on his docked switch without cleaning it.

>>714401376

>>714401475
They recycle your gamer gunk. Bioactive controllers are the future.

Get a ant trap and put it outside the switch. Ants will go out to get food find the "food" (poison) in the ant trap. They bring the "food" (poison) back to their nest and feed it to the queen. She dies, then the rest dies too.

I used this at my own house (no switch, I think they were either coming from outside or possibly living inside the wall) and it worked like magic. Gone and gone. See ya!

>>714400206 (OP)
>>714401376
How in the fuck does this even happen!?
This HAS to be a Hoarders situation, right?

>>714401643
2025 is the worst year for ant infestation in two decades. They're plotting something

>>714400858
Nigga it's right on the switch

>>714401958
>Army ant infestation
This calls for some Green heroes!

>>714401376
Most controllers have this if you leave snack and food grease on your electronics. Just be glad it's translucent so you can diagnose the problem

nintendo consoles coming with free invertebrates is tradition at this point

>>714401958
Nah, just dont left leftovers in your bed or the floor, we can't do any harm

>>714401958
These aren't 2025 videos.

>>714401643
I haven't touched my pro controller in at least a year, they've had ample opportunity to sneak in without me noticing.

>>714401475
Dust, and grease buildup from gamer fingers.

>>714401643
Some people just live in filth.

>>714401437
Kek

>>714400313
probably a roach or something crawls in to get warm then dies and all the ants come to eat him

>>714402471
The good shit.

>>714400530
>Bad Dragon sticker
It's worse than that.
Way worse.

Sell to Gamestop.

>>714400530
Using non sexual furry content as a shield and not caring.

>move into new place
>ants and small roaches appear in the kitchen a week later
>don't even have any food out
>the bait stations I bought aren't working
Should I bugbomb the cunts?

>>714402653
What the fuck is this shit

>>714400206 (OP)
>furrynigger sòyboy numale
Nintendosissies and Nindentogentlemen... your audience

>>714402774
It's your neighbors. There's nothing you can do to stop it on your end because your neighbors keep breeding them.

>>714401643
americans have bugs in their houses for some reason

>>714402791
diapers

>>714402934
if you can't handle the weather outside, neither can they, let us in

>>714402189
I read it completely every time it's posted.

>>714401958
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

>>714402774
your neighbors are probably filthy, im sorry anon i know that feel. i used to live in an apartment next to black people and the roaches never went away no matter how clean I was. I have a house thats far away from black people and now I have no pests, imagine that.

>>714402791
looks like dipers for diper furs? (diper furs are a kind of furry that wears a diper and has sex)

>>714402774
No idea what to do about roaches (YUCK) but it might be carpenter ants. Carpenter ants want protein not sugar and most baits are for sugar ants. Look up Advance 375A Granular Ant Bait. Then sprinkle that around where you saw them. Sit back and wait for the magic to happen.
Roaches you might need a pro I never seen a roach and god willing I never will. You need the stuff that disrupts their mating.
Diatamaceous earth also works wonders just in general just for all insects in general. Put that in all the nooks and crannies of your house. To kill all insects just in general.

>>714402653
adult who purposely shit themselves should be euthanized

>>714402791
Adult diapers
That redditor is trying to subtly signal he's not just any "regular" furfag but specifically a diaper-shitting furfag

>>714402934
I thought that was australians

>>714400206 (OP)
Insect killing powder. Once i see any ant running in the house i dropped them on the trail, the ant walk over them and go back to their nest then die. Any ant touched them also die.

>>714402774
Get pet lizards and let them roam around your house and eat the bugs.

>>714402636
some glues are sweet and attract bugs

>>714400206 (OP)
>bro what did he spill soda on it or someth-
>furfag
he came on it
anyway just spray the fuckers, tie the bag up and clean it out once they're all dead

>>714403072
I welcome the 'Ravegers'.

>>714403189
Australians don't have spiders in their houses, because it was never their house to begin with.

>>714402653
that's not peekabu retard

>>714400206 (OP)
this is just Pikmin DLC

>>714401958
Are they plotting to finally finish off humanity and take over the world as the most dominant species?

>>714400206 (OP)
My new invention: Ant Farm Switch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDIbdps1spg

>>714400206 (OP)
RAID shadow legends!

>>714401643
>that image

Back when anime characters had noses.

>>714401376
My god, the genius of it.

>>714401958
probably a Phase IV situation. guess we are fucked

>>714402934
>for some reason
climate, it tends to happen more in the humid southeast

>>714402774
Food-grade diatemaceous earth
Sprinkle that shit around any entrypoints you see in surfaces and walls

>>714402774
It's a sight when you see roaches crawl up your bathtub drain.

>>714400530
lolicon = noncoid so they keep it to themself
furfag = autismo and doesnt ynderstand people dont want to know they want to fuck dogs

>>714402471
looks like a kitchens in the average Asian restaurants.

>>714400530

>>714402471
Jesus fucking Christ man

>>714400206 (OP)
>furfag
it's just because of some old shit crusted diaper or dildo or whatever ain't it

>>714401643
>This HAS to be a Hoarders situation, right?
Nah dude. The room I keep my console in is buried in junk and it's very small and I don't have any kind of pest issue other than one or two spiders every few months. The main issue you'll get there is shit like mould and excessive dust if you don't clean it regularly.
This shit is the result of a fat degenerate slob.

>>714402653

>>714404592
pretty based choices

>>714400206 (OP)
Had something similar happen to me with my stereo amplifier during the winter when our heat was out. Fuckers flocked to my amp, staying warm and eating the glue inside that kept the components in place. Got picrel, which kinda slow-poisons them in a specific timely manner that their queen will ingest it when they head back home. Gone in half a week. Amplifier still good today. Fucking pieces of shit, that amp costs $650 and was made by hand by a guy on the ASR forum. Has his own site now. Buckeye Amps, in case anyone wants a very high quality amplifier.

https://www.buckeyeamp.com/

>>714404919
>old shit crusted diaper
The furtroon sticker on his switch uses the same template as >>714402653 so yeah, probably

>>714402791
really takes me back

>>714402471
my bootiful hapa japanese waifu

>>714402791
crinklin time

>>714400313
ants like electronics because they're warm

>>714400206 (OP)
They're just gamer ants. They get such a bad rep for no reason.

>>714400206 (OP)
Damn, that's cra-
>furfag
Actually kill it with fire.

>>714404316
>keep it to themselves
>>714400530
>in a thread where nobody was talking about loli/shota
lolicons are as big of autismos as furries are

>>714400530
one bingo. I prefer Goten and Trunks separately, but Gotenks would be fun to mess around with.

What is this?

A dock for ants?

>>714405647 me
derp

>>714401958
what?
>20 quadrillion ants live on Earth
its' over humansisters
>>714402241
>we can't do any harm
wait a min

>visit mom and brother last week
>tell me they saw a mice in the kitchen
>tell them to buy traps and kill it
>"anon that would be horrible to do, it isn't hurting anyone"
>tell them they could fucking die if they eat food contaminated with mouse urine / feces
>"you've always been such a miserable person"
you really cannot help some people.
i love my mom and brother but they can be retards sometimes.

>>714405645
I brought them up because furries hate loli shota content but act like retarded fags constantly

>>714400530
>yet seen as normal
They aren't, they're just so far gone that they are unable to give any fucks.

>>714405032
It's pissing me off, more than I'd expect, that the guy who shits himself has a nicer and cleaner house than me

>>714405828
Nah anon, furries on Twitter and Reddit actively get support for being normal because antros don't exist, look at Twitters reaction to Fansly banning antro content since they label it as bestiality now

>>714400530

>>714405940
That was a rented B&B for a sting house.

Friendly reminder to anons to not kill small centipedes burn big ones with napalm if you have any, they will absolutely annihilate any possible insects.
t. totally not a centipede

>>714402636

>>714402471
she's perfect

>>714405994
>look at Twitters reaction

>>714400313
there's one type of ant that likes electronics for some reason

>>714405821
it’s a case by case basis
cub exists for a reason
>>714405994
twitter isn’t real life, most normies don’t use twitter

>>714401958
>tfw only ants i ever find in my house are these big ones that are always alone and they're never going to food, just roaming around
what are these retards doing

>>714402471
I dont want to fix her

>>714405994
>look at Twitters reaction
*twitter furfags' rection
Now stop being retarded

>>714401643
third world living conditions

>>714406039
I had the same thoughtprocess with a spider in my room. Dude chills in the corner of the ceiling and any fly stupid enough to invade here is just destroyed by him. It's like having a really good employee. Only issue is he sometimes gets too friendly and comes down onto the pc and my coffee cup, then gets all defensive when I try to move him back to the wall.

>>714406356
even then they have actual cons with HIV testing booths and no one really bats an eye

>>714406517
centipedes eat spiders and I hate spiders

>>714402774
what the other anon said, you just need a bigger predator that can't mate to eat the fuckers. So a lizard. It won't get rid of all of em, but think of it like having an employee who kills roaches and bugs for you.

>>714402471
she's like one of those classic og japanese women

>>714402471
I almost expected her to put the skin of the onion in and not the onion itself

>>714401376
that's lice

>>714406521
I can tell you just want to justify your biases, I get it, I have things I dislike too
but no, normalfags don’t view furries highly at all, ask your neighbor what he thinks of furries

>>714406663
>and I hate spiders
Rude

>>714400206 (OP)
>>714400313
>furfag
Even consoles get STDs around these degenerates

>>714406663
>and I hate spiders
hes a pretty good employee.

>nintendie
>diaperfag
They are one in the same.

>>714405539
They say gamer ants live in a hive, but they never talk about how they die in a hive.

>>714406881
>Even consoles get STDs around these degenerates

>>714406407
Those are explorer ants. They're mapping out your house by leaving pheromone trails, looking for any source of food or a place to build a new nest. You should play that ant RTS videogame to find out more.

>>714404316
>confusing furries and zoophiles yet again

>>714400206 (OP)
>furfag
Deserved

>>714406809
>>714406907
That's what allowing your parent to do ""harmless"" pranks on you when you're a small kid does to your psyche. Now it's all just fucking spiders.

>>714406663
hey fuck you

>>714406762
Didn't say they view them highly anon but that they're seen as normal compared to lolicons and shotacons while being just as if not more degen. I don't hate furries at all

>>714407251
nigga heil spider

>>714400206 (OP)
>He didn't buy the anti-ant DLC protection from Nintendo's official eShop.
Deserved.

>>714400206 (OP)
how long do ants survive until they starve

>>714407197
It's 1 spider motherfucker, and no flies. You know why? Cause he kills those motherfuckers. What would you rather, 1 spider in the corner of your ceiling minding his own business or 4 flies buzzing around your head and going onto your monitor? I even found some halfdead bug he ripped in fucking half like a week ago, he didn't even eat it, he just half-murdered the motherfucker and threw him on the ground. I don't even know why but he gets results.

>>714401958
I just got dealing with a bad sugar ant infestation myself.

Just moved here about 1 year ago so I don't know how common this is around here.

>>714402471
At least her clothes are clean. Christ.

>>714400530
Oh, that was close. Ben 10 almost ruined everything.

>>714400530
>The only heterosexual bingo line is Toph, Becca, Chel and Lilo sister
HOLY BASED

>>714407495
As I said, I would rather have 1-2 small centipedes, so far they do all the job. No idea how they do with flies, I instantly hunt anything bigger than mosquito before anyone else gets a chance. It's my fucking room, they're not invited.

>Does nothing in your path If your house is fucking humid

>>714408038
at first I thought you just didn't like the spider doorguard plan, but this obsession with centipedes is starting to get weird.

There's a food source inside the fuckin thing.
That is all! Probably spilled pop onto then in it.

>>714407784
Bruh how has Microsoft survived with such shit UX, the circle around Poison was supposed to be filled.

>>714400530
lolicons are too powerful
they must be restricted

>>714408310
Some anon told about them, and I decided to keep one, it's an old house and usually I instantly kill anything. But so far there's been almost no small bugs, only this small hundred legs fucker. I just absolutely don't like any insects, and so far this plan with centipede eating everything kinda works out. Maybe it's just a placebo, or maybe a spider would do the same trick.

>>714400313
they thrived from eating all the spiders in the Wii Us

>>714400206 (OP)
plot twist

>>714408812
hm, that's fair. we essentially have the same plan, so I can't hate.

>>714402653
the pirate software undies

>>714400206 (OP)
What's this? A games console for ants?

>>714401958
ants have never built anything as bad as this, termites are the real problem

>>714409424

>>714400206 (OP)
based ants

>>714400530

>>714400530
is it gay if i want to fuck rimuru?

>>714409843
I want to rape Satania...

>>714411020
yes but no since he's a slime it's like fucking an Onahole that can talk

>>714402471
you could see ants on her shit
god that pussy is infested

>>714406356
>most normies don’t use twitter
delusional

>Source: Reddit

>>714401958
Get off /v/, Dale.

>>714411020
Slimes have nothing nothing down there, so it's neither gay no straight
Stop worrying and just fuck it in its slimed up ass

>>714405798
Just tell them what happened to Gene ACK!man

>>714411741
>>714412610
He has a female form too.....

>>714400530
what is this faggot shit
get some taste normalfags

>>714412772
>He has a female form too.....
gay
give me the sexless blob

>>714402471
I'd fix her

>>714413127
you'd wake up with ants in your urethra

>>714400530
>Bad Dragon sticker on Nintendo Switch
That's more telling of you than it is of him

>>714400206 (OP)
>Put two pieces in a bag apart from eachother
>Put in freezer for 30 minutes
>Remove from freezer and remove from bag
>Take it outside and shake the catatonic little shits out
>If any remain repeat until there is none left

>>714412882
no u

>>714402471
bitch you live like this?

>>714401376
How is the blue light on?

>>714400206 (OP)
Furries are among the most vile people on this planet

>>714401958
No we ain't

my network hub is full of bees, help

>>714413942
No we ain't

>>714413942
Gamers are viler

>>714413942
Its not the furfags its just the fags. The furry stuff is just set dressing for them. They do the sane shit without it.
t. Had gay friends in uni and realized they already all the shit we hate furfags for

This is like the third bug nintendo thread I've seen this year. What the fuck are they making their consoles out of?
The cum carpet thread was pretty good though

>>714414243
bro it's free honey what's the problem

>>714400206 (OP)
>furfag
>filthy and unhygienic
pottery

>>714401958

Is this really a thing? Been living here for 10 years and never had ants, suddenly have some. I don't leave food out, they seem to be looking for moisture cause they b-line to my bathroom and kitchen sinks

>>714414243
>Look inside
>"Yep. Don't think those are supposed to bee in there"

>>714414547
I think furfaggotry either leads people down gaydom, or it paints enough of a veil over it that people can abstract themselves gay through means of cartoons making it less gross in their heads.

>>714400206 (OP)
Remove PCB.
Wash plastic parts.
Clean PCB with isopropyl alcohol.
Re-assemble.

Not that I expect a Redditor to have enough brain cells to do this if he needs to ask Reddit.

>>714414814
Contrary to popular belief ants and roaches really dont care about food all that much and will happily invade your home purely for shelter and water if they can find a way in. If you live near lots of green space there's a 99% chance you have some in your home right now.

>>714400206 (OP)
take it outside and drown it in isopropal alcohol

>>714400206 (OP)
all these replies and not a single
>suddenly

>>714402471
wife

>>714400206 (OP)
keep it further away from your diapers

>>714415293
People here are so new now, they don't remember "suddenly".

>>714415008
The furry stuff is just a fetish. The problems started when the fags moved in and brought all the shit they were already doing with them. They did the same shit with the bondage and pet play communities too. They move in and dominate fucking everything because they never shut up and are always horny.

>>714414547
>realized they already all the shit we hate furfags for
They can still be pretty cool guys who doesn't afraid of anything

>>714402151
i pile trash on the floor and I have no bugs in the house whatsoever. this bugshit is exclusive to third world tropical rainforests.

>>714415532
>and brought all the shit
Carlooooooos

>>714401958
I wouldn’t worry about it

>>714406039
Spiders and house centipedes are bros. Spiders mostly just chill in their quiet corner and eat whatever they catch. House centipedes don't always show up in your house, but when they do they devour every fucking bug they can find before skittering off with no explanation.

Why are Americans so unhygienic?

>>714415674
Fuck, that's what I get for phone posting

>>714415532
>The problems started when the fags moved in and brought all the shit they were already doing with them
I've been a furry since 96 which isn't the beginning but its when the fandom wasn't predominately dominated by fags and I can tell you this. Furries were plenty fucked up even back then. I remember going to a meet where the host handed out dog genital shaped cookies both male and female. Unsolicited scritching, and barking, stripping in public and even people recieving blowjobs from probably not legal aged girls. It was a shitshow. I seperated myself from the fandom before the fags even showed up as I was only looking to make friends who liked funny cartoons. Not join a sex cult.

>>714415845

>>714402189
it wasn't inside a wii U. he just got his hands on one of those things and made up a meme story about it

>>714401376
The ants speed up my inputs

>>714400206 (OP)
Reminder that this is what the average Nintendo cultist on /v/ looks like

Typical Nintendo issues

>>714402471
I WILL fix her!

>>714416078
Every fetish community is like that to some degree, but the fags are the ones that always bring the rampant drug use, self mutilation, and full on animal fucking.

>>714402774
>live in a cheap studio in florida
>everything's good
>management changes
>new management decides it would be great if every single apartment had their own personal trash collection bin outside their door
>within a week my apartment is filled to the brim with roaches
>have to step over them when i walk around, they crawl on me when i sleep, fuckers even go in my PC and start chowing down
It was nightmarish.

>>714400530

>someone brought over pharaoh ants into my apartment building
>know several people here try to treat it like they are normal ants by spraying posion or some shit
>I see more and more of them each passing year every summer
Only nuking this building can save it now.

>>714402774
Yeah, like other anons said, probably neighbors. I had an old woman who lived below me, and she was a hoarder. I always had roaches coming through the (closed) windows, and I couldn't figure out why until I walked by her apartment when the blinds were open and saw the filth and the roaches. She moved out two years ago and I've seen like, 2 roaches max since then. Whereas I used to get like 9 a year.

>>714400206 (OP)
Get an anteater fren

>>714402471
I can fix her

>>714402934
Are you some from frozen hellscape or do you literally live in an airtight pod?
Having bugs isn't an American thing. Literally every country has bugs.

>>714405798
They're scared of taking the mice out of the trap or seeing it dead. My sister was the same, she couldn't even go into the room with a dead mouse.

>>714417735
That's why you either put its corpse in with the bedding with her, like from the godfather, or you catch a live one and throw it in the bed when she's sleeping.

>>714400206 (OP)
>read this thread
>start feeling itchy
>notice every little hair twitch on my body
Every time I think of bugs this happens, I hate it.

>>714400206 (OP)
Maybe stop living in your own filth? That might work.

>>714417218
those things are a bitch to deal with, the problem is not everyone in your building is taking care of it so they just keep rebounding

>>714402774
Get some spiders and centipedes to eat ze bugs

>>714400206 (OP)
>otter sticker
Fucking furffaggot. He must've bathed his Switch dock with cum.
The only solution to this conundrum is >>714417407

>>714401958
I was getting random single foragers rolling thru despite having no food to attract them. left some traps out. It seems that upset the entire balance of ant power in my yard and two weeks later there were thousands of ants battling on the walkway in front my my house consecutive mornings. A few mornings of thousands of ants piled up fighting, then later in the day you wouldn't even know they were there other than the dead bodies strewn about. Anyway, after that they seemed to fuck off for good. I think I drove them from their dying poisoned lands and into war with the neighboring tribe.

>>714415347
Is there a name for this variant or not yet?

>>714400206 (OP)
>that sticker
kill this FAGGOT

>>714400206 (OP)
Take the L, toss it, call pest control.

>>714400206 (OP)
This happened to a router at my job. I just called IT for help and watched them discovered it. It was a good day.

>>714400206 (OP)
why are Nintendo gamers so fucking filthy? does being an eternal manchild also mean you never clean your room?

>>714401376
>Here's your controller bro

Maybe stop eating doritos while gaming?

>>714411020
It's genderless so it's like fucking a sex toy

>>714401376
why did he cum on his controller?

>>714400206 (OP)
Clean your house.

>>714402471
I WILL CUM INSIDE HER AND LEAVE probably with a disease

>>714418095
My sister literally kicked me out of her house because she "thought" I used her shower because she sees me as unclean.
That would probably cause her head to literally explode.

>>714402471
How do you even let it get this bad?

>>714414243
Those look like wasp.

>>714400530
>furries
>seen at normal
?????

I think I need to vacuum, dust, and mop immediately.

>>714400206 (OP)
Feed it to my pet lizard

>>714420323
>having sex with a roach covered woman and getting a disease from it
is that nurgle or slaneesh you're essentially giving tribute to?

>>714400206 (OP)
stop being a disgusting furry, that's what

>>714401643
Not necessarily

A lot of bugs carry their eggs in sacks, so these little guys likely dont live in the game console, they just hatched there and dont know what to do. So even in a clean house you can have an infestation if one asshole decides to give birth to a whole brood after finding its way in

>>714400206 (OP)
you know this pig keeps open cans of pop around

should've let me stay in the house, bro

>>714402471
Yummers

>>714420323
Dont be upset when a zerg hydralisk crawls out of your urethra 2 weeks later anon

>>714400206 (OP)
>Room is completely clean
>Do not eat in my room
>Just drink water out of metal water bottles
>Clean room regularly
>As soon as it rains for like 2 days in a row I just get tons of fucking ants and have to spray antspray all over my window sill, the perimeter of my room, and behind my desk
I fucking hate ants, dude. Bugs in general, in fact. Shit is so annoying. It doesn't matter how fucking clean I am, they always come back when it rains.

>>714400206 (OP)
Insects can't take cinnamon BTW, so just sprinkle some in there, rattle it around and leave it in a sealed plastic bag for added effect

>>714414243
Just take it to a repair man and be oblivious to the bugs being an issue.

When he starts asking questions, keep insisting that you bought it off the internet and thought it was supposed to be like this, or that you thought the wasps would help conduct the heat out or something. Also, keep insisting that they are bees, not wasps.

This is a recipe for 'Win' in my experience.

>>714400206 (OP)
>that furry sticker
that tells me everything i need to know about how this happened.

>>714400530
>boys
Gross

>>714421472
You have dead animals in your walls.

>>714400206 (OP)
those are cum ants
he probably jizzed under the sticker

>there are people who don't put down a perimeter of bug spray every few months

Why?

>>714402774
Go to home depot
Buy the bug spray that comes in a jug with a handle/wand attached
Spray it across the entire perimeter of the apartment's walls.
If there are a lot of them coming from places like wall sockets, do it there too.
Spray a very small amount of the back of your counters if you have to.
Pull out your stove/fridge and do the same

Keep your kitchen spotless for an entire week. Literally just order food and eat at restaurants if you have to. Not a single crumb.
That will generally solve your roach problems. I had the same shit happen to me. The problem is likely your neighbors, but that shit WILL kill them and the lack of food will also keep them away.

>>714421472
Depending on the type of ants, get some bait stations and place them around your house near where the ants keep going. They'll take it back to their nests and the queen will eventually get poisoned and killed. It may take a while but in time you'd wipe out the nests near your property. Insect spray that kills ants on contact is pointless, the queen will just quickly make replacements.

>>714400313
Sometimes they make wiring out of organic materials like plant fibers

>>714400206 (OP)
>tendie is a filthy furry
>probably a diaperfag as well

>>714400530

Literally just wash it with water and let it dry completely before powering it on.
Probably a biblical death for those ants

>>714401376
>using the pro controller as an egg farm and or food farm
You can see several come out of the controller and go back in at a different location so it's likely just an ant farmer seeing how their ants enjoy being inside a controller.

>>714400206 (OP)
Put it in a plastic bag with a medical alcohol dripping rug. Wait till they all suffocated from alcohol gas.

>>714400313
Like other anon said, probably came onto his switch or something, that said, ants don't really just show up because you have dirt or food, they have to be in his house in the first place. I'd leave food for days sometimes and it was untouched completely and never saw an ant at my place.

>>714404592
>only 1 possible straight bingo

>>714402774
>Friend buys a townhouse
>Roaches appear pretty much hourly
>He keeps the place immaculate because having your house invaded by roaches is stressful as fuck
>There's a car filled with trash outside
>Put together that there's a legless OG 4channer living next door and his house must be full of pizza boxes
There's literally nothing you can do if your next door neighbor is breeding roaches. He ended up having to conceal the problem for long enough to sell it to some other idiot. It's weird that you can trade a house with a completely unfixable problem like a kind of hot potato

>>714416803
If you rent a shitty apartment it's customary that poorfags will straight up leave trash outside the door and forget about it or just not care. Idk don't ask me to explain poorfags. You have to just accept living with the roaches at that point. Happened to an idiot I know

>>714402189
>ran away from spiders
just stomp them

>>714400206 (OP)

>see spider in friends house
>kill it out of panic
>two weeks later his house had a huge bug problem
Was I at fault, bros?

>>714400313
>Furry

He 'ick on eck'ed on his Switch and then ant's came and ate the cum from the inside

>>714400206 (OP)
Someone is going to make a video claiming this is nintendo's fault and "we" should sue them

>>714416393
Doubt. Isn't that a recluse? I would NEVER mess around with one of those after looking up their bite.

>>714405798
>>714417735
And?

>>714400206 (OP)
>suddenly ants, thousands of them
Doubt. An infestation of ants doesn't just manifest for no reason. There is something nutritious and delicious in there and it's probably cum.

>>714422850
Why are tendies like this?

>>714400206 (OP)
>>714402471
>>714405798
i dont understand this shit, it really boggles my mind how people can live in trash
grab a bag toss that shit in and put in dumpster holy shit
same goes for people just tossing trash on the street and not washing hands after using restroom

>>714400313
Probably because he's a disgusting furfag, but It should be known that ants are attracted to electricity (I think it messes with their navigation or something).
Once, my pc was next to my window and a colony was nearby, I didnt even know they were getting in until my computer friggin popped and I found a dead ant across two contacts on the mobo. Luckily the PSU took the hit like a good boy, and all I had to do after replacing that was using some good ole' fashioned all american cancer causing chemicals to nuke the colony.

>>714423283
I dunno, never grew up?

>>714401958
>NOOOOOO CLIMATE CHANGE IS KILING ALL OF THE BUGS
>BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE BUGS SWARMING EVERYWHERE NOW
Hmm....

>>714423512
Huh, I wonder why that doesn't happen more often then. Imagine being the ant too, exploring a PC would be like BLAME in real life.

>>714402471
how does she not get sick leaving that meat out room temp like this wtf

>>714423638
you're probably a zoomer and don't remember how many bugs there used to be

>>714402471
This chick will take a shower and let you do whatever you want with her for 3 hours BUT you have to eat an entire bowl of whatever the fuck that is. Would you go for it?

>>714409571
we require more minerals

>>714423616
>wall of anti-Nintendo clickbait garbage
>random incel shit
?

>>714423512
I don't believe it. I have my PC on all the time and I have no ac so it gets really hot in the summer. Two years ago I had a bunch of ants getting into my room. I killed probably like 30 of them over 2 weeks and not one of them found their way into my PC or any other of my electronics.

>>714400206 (OP)
It's just the dock. Bag it and throw it into a freezer for a day or two.

>>714402189
I bought a snes a little while ago that was filled to the brim with moth shit, was unironically the most filthy console I had come across ever.

>>714414243

Does this count as tampering with the system? Will nintendo now brick his switch?

>>714402471
>woman trying to prove that she can cook

>>714414243
WHATS THIS. A NETWORK HUB WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED BY BEES

>>714420636
They are, anon is lucky they were all dead.

>>714407034
>ant RTS videogame
are you talking about fucking SimAnt?

>>714415906
>house centipedes
Fuck no. One of those crawled on my face and bit my eyelid when I was asleep. Those fuckers have been marked for death on sight for the last 14 years.

>>714424425
If anything I cant get this fucking back panel to stay on.
I just gave up.

>>714415906
House spiders that make a web and stay in the corner are chill, I let them live. Spiders that don't make webs and instead crawl all over my shit are fucking dead. Centipedes, too, FUCK those things.

>>714415906
I have one of these in my garage. Fast little fucker.

>>714423663
Sounds like a suda51 game.

>>714424090
Dunno what to tell you, When I worked on a farm every week or so in summer I had to open up the gate sensors and genocide ants that would gather around the wires.
After looking around, it seems my assumption is a misunderstanding, the electricity doesnt attract them, but if they happen to get zapped, other ants will release the attack pheromone which causes them to swarm to the area to fight....and all get zapped, causing more to come.
Dunno why they came to my computer in the first place though, I only found the one in there, so maybe it was just bad luck. I know they travel pretty far as well, since currently I keep finding the faggots in the honey jar on the dinner table and following them back to where they got in, its always the same electrical outlet like 25 feet away.

If he wanst a furfag, Id assume it cooked an exploring ant and causeed a swarm, but because he is a furfag, I assume he's just nasty and spilled a soda on it or something.

>>714401376
Look at this dirt cheap plastic holy shit

>>714402471
whats really crazy is that she looks a lot like my cousin, who also has a trash problem (though not this bad).
Maybe physiognomy is legit.

>>714420375
oh a histrionic type huh?

>>714400206 (OP)
>furry sticker
That checks out

>>714401643
>how
my theory is they spilled soda or juice on it and never cleaned it properly. then a wandering ant smelled something sticky and sweet inside the controller and summoned its buddies

>>714422783
>Was I at fault, bros?
you killed his only guardian of his house. It's ogre.

>>714424086
the second one is my favorite
>women are living in storage units now without men, we won tatebros!
How is that a boast and what the fuck does it have to do with men?

>>714400530

>>714421941
Can vouch for these. The best brand I tried.

>>714400530
kys

>>714405798
>>714417735
I understand that hesitation to kill a living creature, but at some point you have to man up and just fucking do it. I worked at a retail store with a mouse infestation and they would get caught on glue traps all the time. Some people would just throw them in the trash like that, but I grew some balls and started stomping them out so they don't suffer and starve to death. It becomes a million times easier after your first kill

>>714423040
>cum
>nutritious and delicious

>>714414814
They've been found floating in my dog's water every morning so I just pour them into bleach

>>714402774
Get Roach gel, and buy traps. Roach Gel all over the crevices in your kitchen. Start putting bait stations in all corners. Use pest approved expanding foam and seal the cracks aaround the piping in your house, make sure to be strict about this for 2-3 weeks and keep your roach gel up to date for about 6 months and reapply it every 3 months or so and you'll be roach free after that. I am an aquarium hobbyist so I deal with moisture and preventing those little fuckers is something I had to master.

>>714404193
This works for bedbugs too

>>714424090
if you look it up thrips getting into computer displays a pretty common thing

happened to me several times

>>714425647
That actually makes way too much sense. Ant scouts will literally find a molecule of sugar and suddenly you’ve got a fucking ant parade marching straight into your electronics. Had the same thing happen with my old Xbox 360. Thought it red-ringed due to age, popped it open and there was basically an entire ant society in there. I think they were worshiping the heat sink.

>>714427202
techno ants trying to decipher the truth of the machine
in order to improve theirselves

>>714425436
Yeah, it is.

>>714426462
I ended up getting frustrated and bought Crossfire chemical solution and a garden sprayer off of Amazon when I had a bedbug problem, worked a treat. Wouldn't recommend it if you have sensitive skin, but it was the only thing I really found chemical-wise that would kill confirm the little shits.

>>714427502
Chemicals don't work effectively because the cocksuckers have become resistant to it. Glad it worked for you, but heat treatment seems to be the most effective

>>714402774
Do what I did
>dampen a towel
>put it in the oven at 450 degrees Fahrenheit
>fall asleep
>wake up, naked, to entire apartment in smoke
>hold breath, run to turn off oven, head out the door
>breathe a bit
>hold a breath to go inside and open windows
>do this a few times, set up some fans
>still naked, I did grab a blanket
>middle of the night too, everyone is asleep
>after the smoke is gone go inside
>act like nothing happened
>no more roaches

>>714400206 (OP)
Clean up your room and likely your entire house. Either spray insecticide around the perimeter of your home or pay a professional to do it.
Disgusting faggot likely lives like a pig.

>>714405181
Imagine being the loser kid that had an art farm instead of sea monkeys

>>714427704
Yeah physical methods are the best on the actual long-term. While I was researching it I read the same thing you mention, that chemical preventatives and chemical killers basically don't work anymore because they've out-bred them all. Some day they might have to legalize DDT again to get the cunts, we almost had them extinct as a species before we learned DDT wasn't safe. Diatemaceous earth meanwhile, excellent snare-trap for them, stuff it into your mattress foundation or obscure corners and wash your sheets and bedding regularly, line the wall molding of your room with it, works a treat, swift death if they walk over it.

>>714427802
>middle of the night too, everyone is asleep
You left your family is a smoke infested house to get rid of roaches!?

>>714402471
now THIS is a femcel

>>714402189
I wish this had the funniest post in that thread
I think it went
>THIS ISN'T WHAT THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT

>>714400313
>>714400398
>furtroon
Almost certainly this faggot eats while using it and leaves food around it, also like the other anon said probably just cums on it too since he's a degenerate.
I've never had any issue with insects getting into my electronics.

>>714428121
This was in a studio apartment, I lived alone after abandoning my friends and family

>>714424415
>>714424489
AUGH... THE SITUATION HAS ONLY BEEN MADE WORSE WITH THE ADDITION OF YET MORE BEES

>>714427802
Nigga you cannot play around with carbon monoxide. That shit will kill you.

>>714401376
Nintendo Switch Welcome Tour

>>714402774
>online pet store
>buy 3 huntsmen from florida
>put one in your apartment
>release one to each of your neighbors while "introducing yourself"

>>714421941
that shit is AWESOME.
In florida we have some really bullshit ants, and after months of battling those faggots I finally did one application of that stuff and havent seen one since.

>>714430432
I'd let one of these fuckers live in my house 24/7 if they were a little more cuddly.

>>714402653
>>714403173
Why must you curse me with this forbidden knowledge shit anon? I thought the fucking ants were bad enough already

>>714401376
>THE QUEEN SAID IT'S THE HIVES TURN TO PLAY

>>714430712
The ozzy ones are cuter, but I dont know how expensive they are, florida huntsman are usually only a couple bucks.

>>714401376
Look at all those slutty bugs showing off for the camera

>>714431137
I make do with wolf spiders. I don't mind them. They eat all the small bugs but can't deal with big cockroaches sadly.

>>714423512
>ants are attracted to electricity
Bullshit and even if it were true the dock is like 99% bare plastic and the ants are clearly huddled away from the PCB around god knows what. Probably feasting on his cum or some cheeto dust prints.

>>714401485
ding ding ding correct answer

>>714431387
mother fucker you're that same guy who posted
>Why do these bratty sassy bugs do this? Grrr making nests inside adult men consoles need correction
aren't you?

>>714429984
Killed the roaches. Never saw another and I stayed for at least another year. They were constant from day 1

>>714425047
>>714425190
House centipedes are keeping pests like roaches and silverfish at bay, if you have them they're hunting them

>>714427802
Why were you naked?

>>714426127

>>714400206 (OP)
cum on the ants

>>714400206 (OP)
You get some canned air to blow them out and then wipe down the components with something to get their pheromones out. The second part is a step that most people miss since ants know where to go based on pheromones, they'll just come back if you don't do something about it.

>Lift rug of front door
>Hundreds of dead ants
>Ask my bro and he said he sprayed them to shit
Motherfucker waited until I was there to help clean it up.

>>714400206 (OP)
Locate the ant queen. Jizz on that bitch to establish dominance.

>>714432793
I sleep naked

>>714433710
You slept naked knowing you put a wet towel in your oven?

>>714432845
>almost 90% of the calories coming from protein
god damn that's an insane ratio
protein powder is between 70 and 80%

>>714427834
>sea monkeys
Some fucking kid's mom got me this for my 6th birthday, I can still remember the disappointment.

I use this shit.

>>714434045
I got this and my dad knocked them on the floor day after I got it, yelled at me and told me to mop it up. Heartbreaking

I'm thankful I've never seen a roach in my life.

>>714409571
>BETA hives already in the monument stage
It's over

>>714434198
damn that sucks anon, I think I just gave mine to my brother.

>>714406663
do what I do, make sure it knows its place and never leaves its side of the room. THEN you can get out the pimp hand if it leaves that side

>>714433820
Okay here is the part of the story I left out
>be complete retarded
>regularly addicted to the dumbest drug to he addicted to
>this time I am done, and not burdening the state with my withdrawals
>doing it totally solo
>in agonizing pain, constantly hot then cold
>keep getting in and our of hot baths
>towel is soaked
>idea
>heat towel in oven
>enjoy the heat and then it cools
>put it back in several times
>could never sleep due to horrible pain
>eventually do fall asleep with the towel in the oven unintentionally
I was naked the entire time, clothes hurt. Okay, my secret is out. Totally killed those roaches though, and I'm never going back to drugs>>714433820

>>714400206 (OP)
how did it get THIS bad?

>>714400206 (OP)
>>714400313
we had as swirl of ants moving in rotation underneath our NAS

>>714402471
This is probably the first time I'm happy to be anonymous
I was pretty much living like this. The roaches (german variety , just like this webm) were already in the apartment when I arrived but it got worse cuz of my habits
I didn't have heaps of trash just laying around, my issue grew cuz of not doing dishes (same shit really, it's just food out in the open)
Funnily enough I never got sick because of it, and if I ever got the runs I could easily track it to suddenly altering my eating habits and eating out (which just tells me how insanely bad some street food is compared to fucking food prepared in a roach infested place)

I got rid of them 6 months ago and have been clean since then

>>714434164
>bugspray
:(
>bugspray (nippon)
:O

>>714400206 (OP)

>>714401485
i really hate to say it but i've been here long enough to say it's probably because of cum and yeah the best evidence is the fucking furry sticker, and otters are especially gay

There's some spiderwebs inside my computer case.

>>714401376
This shit's making me itchy.

>>714402471
I feel the sudden urge to clean my apartment.

>>714402471
Ja/ck/ has nothing on this bitch

>>714402471
i can fix her

>>714400206 (OP)
nigga, it's already in a plastic bag, leave that shit sealed up for a few days and the problem will solve itself.

>>714434714
Isn't this girl like a mega slut borderline porn whore?

>>714427834
Triops > Sea monkeys

>>714411020
no, he literally modeled his body off of a woman and only made minor changes like hair color, height and lack of tits

>>714401958
Usually, I would find a crazy.
But I did have an ant problem last week when I saw a black line coming from who know where outside to a small hole in my room, and it was all ants.

>>714435916
Who's the girl?

>>714400206 (OP)
Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>714432845
>3/4 tsp
i really hope they meant tbsp or that's some weak shit

>>714402653
hot

>>714402653
I fucking hate furries
They have no shame

>>714435916
it's a woman posting herself on the internet, what do you think?

>>714400206 (OP)
i have a spray bottle of isopropyl. could i just use that if i were so retarded this were to happen to me?

>>714423663
do imagine being the ant. The environment of a PC's insides is completely alien to them. the standard ant you'd find has probably gone inside houses before and knows them as just rock/marble/wood structures. While a PC is this maze of walls and cables and sounds and spinning machinery. Flashing lights in colours more vibrant than they've ever seen in their little ant life. And then they're obliterated at the speed of light by a component made from materials from the other side of the planet.

>>714438338
It'd be like getting beamed onto an alien starship.

>>714439028
this was a good episode

>>714400313
Sometimes the little shits just show up out of nowhere. When I was living at my last place (apartment), all of the clothes hanging in my closet were suddenly coated in ants for whatever reason. They left as quickly as they appeared.

>>714430074
Kek underated comment

>>714405821
>if you enjoy loli I can't get hard and rape kids
Pretty much irrefutable at this point. We have all the evidence we need at this point.

>>714402471
I was waiting for her to collect her "friends" to eat with rice lol.

>>714400206 (OP)
Vinegar

>>714400206 (OP)

>>714421941
These are the only things that kill ants. They still come back months later but at least it works.

>>714400206 (OP)
Drench it with a hose outside.

>>714442269
How this happens?

>>714400206 (OP)
I had this happen with my Vita, one of the cons of having wooden furniture

>>714442354
>They still come back months later
There's a food/water source nearby, maybe even an infested house, which enables new colonies that eventually start scouting your place. You can get some outdoor ones that can help if you place them in discrete positions in your yard etc. Good chance they'll hit the traps outside first and start killing the colony off before they even start wandering indoors in significant numbers.

>>714400313
Bugs sometimes crawl into electronic devices and stay there due to the heat, but they don't appear out of nowhere, either the guy is a dirty fuck or there's some ant nest nearby

>>714421941
>>714443569
the shills over at /an/ must be spilling over.

>>714444630
Big Ant-Trap (BAT) is trying to brainwash 4channers. Just learn to live with the ants, they're useful for soil and cleaning up waste, they're our friends.

>>714444630
>Stick a pry ar or similar rod of iron/steel through the center of the nest
>Get a foot to 18" deep
>Dump in a quart of gasoline
>Count to 20
>Light
>Count to 300
>Smother with surrounding dirt
No more ants

>>714400206 (OP)
Dig up a new one

>>714445779
VGH... the lost city of Soltek... ancient Hyperborean colony destroyed by the (((Phoenicians)))

>>714400530

>>714400206 (OP)
Clean it with a paper towel soaked in rubbing alcohol. Is this attention seeking behavior or is this person really so helpless? Either way, society is doomed.

>>714400530

>>714442269
>daddy long legs
Well at least they can't kill you.

>>714401376
>the controller your friend gives you when you come over

>>714400530
jesus fucking christ you're going to need to rope with a chain to hold your weight

>>714401376
I think his controller's bugged

>>714421941
This. And don't give up, like keep putting them out. It may die down but it won't end until you see zero ants.
I had two asshole colonies in my apartment complex coming from the 1st floor and somehow getting into mine at the top floor. I don't know if I was just unlucky or if others were getting them too and never noticed. Anyway, took like 3 weeks of relentlessly putting out traps to finally kill both colonies.
Also don't forget to clean underneath your oven regularly.

>>714400206 (OP)
Send in the anteaters

>>714400206 (OP)
Couldn't you just use contact clear, or rubbing alcohol on them?

>>714400206 (OP)
>Furfaggot
Based ants.

>>714400530
Because child rapists are worse than dogfuckers.

>>714401643
You can literally see gunk stains in the table mat.

>>714400206 (OP)
This is no worse than Asmongold.

>>714423512

>>714400206 (OP)
>The otter

>>714402471
>it's ok when japanese do it

>>714423512
So you're as disgusting as the average furfag then?

How the fuck do people live with these many bugs in their house? Like yeah I get it, maybe the odd spider or whatever manages to crawl in through some crack or something but this is just ridiculous.

>>714447948
It's free protein.

>>714400206 (OP)
Freezer duh

>>714402471
People are cool with Japanese people living like animals, but Heaven forbid a honest to God furfag has a little ant problem.

>>714403634
Why the fuck does that spider have a fang on it's god damned leg??

>>714401485
...
Ants like my cum?

>>714402774
I lived next to Somalians when I first moved to Denver and they gave everyone roaches and bedbugs. Threaten the office with a health inspector report and they might let you out of your lease. They did for me.

>>714448059
Survival of the fittest

>>714400398
Isn't that a diaperfur mascot? He probably left it outside in hopes a raccoon or coyote would piss on it.

>>714447948
It must be because they are used to living in filth so they don't care. I rented an apt. once with roommates already living there once. The people living there were leaving dishes out for days with lots of dried food on the plates. There were constant roach and bug issues (giant beetles too, like what the hell). I asked them about it and they shrugged like 'yeah roahes just come here'.
Thankfully I didn't have to live there long.

>>714401376
Nanomachines

>>714402774
>don't even have any food out
Did you throw out the boxes you packed your shit in? Roaches can thrive on any organic matter, especially things made from trees. Also buy these:
https://www.amazon.com/Gentrol-Point-Source-IGR-ZOE1007/dp/B0049EKEEK
https://www.amazon.com/-/es/HOY-Trap-Roach-interiores-cucarachas/dp/B08R3Z36ZR

>>714400313
there are ants that like electricity, but then it causes a cascading effect because when they die they leave a scent and trail that attracts more ants

>itt a bunch of retards that have never heard of crazy ants
you can have the cleanest house and this still happen to your electronics if you live in an area with these

I dropped a single cookie that I forgot about and it attracted ants
I had ants for 5 fucking weeks even though I only dropped the cookie for a day and cleaned it up and they were everywhere
I still have PTSD whenever I drop a single crumb on the floor fuck anyone living in filth intentionally

>>714448894

>brother moves back home
>brings roaches with him
>Bug bombs and bait don't work
>scatter this shit everywhere i think they could hide
>stop seeing roaches after a week
this stuff clings to their legs and then they ingest it when they clean themselves so it tears up their stomach, and roaches eat their dead so it just keeps killing and killing.

>>714400206 (OP)
Make a pentagram out of ant sand and burn candles each made with an individual colour of Skittle at each point.
Pray to Satant for mercy.

>>714406324
Argentine ants, the yellow ones. I think that's what is in the controller

>>714400206 (OP)
put it in the freezer

>>714408275
1. Hot water down the drain
2. Baking soda around the drain and down the drain
3. White vinegar down the drain
4. Enjoy the bubbles
5. Hot water down the drain

>>714414243
Those are yellowjackets. You're not going to get free honey from them

>>714400313
>damn how those that happen?

The ants receive the the data packets from the Switch 2 console, and carefully move them over to the dock; directly to the queen. The queen ant then, takes the data packets and applies DLSS, resolution upscaling and a boost i framerate. It is all part of the Nvidia Antere architecture.

>>714414243
They are looking for the USB drive

i posted this on /g/ circa 2011
cleaned out my mx518 but i didn't open the shell and i kept using it

>>714405798
>>714412698
>>714417735
>>714423358
You guys are miserable losers. No wonder is your own family calling you a retard.

>>714406324
>>714449457
>Their small size, less than an eighth of an inch in length, allows them to crawl inside cellphones, computers and appliances, which all are home to protected cavities and are "just great" for these ants, Le Brun said. Most commonly, they swarm inside sheds and pumps in rural areas, which has been a problem for industries in Texas and elsewhere along the Gulf Coast, he added. When the crazy ants enter these devices their bodies can create connections between electrical contacts, which can lead the circuits to short out and electrocute the ants. This causes them to release an alarm pheromone, a scent ants use to communicate that they are "under attack," likely attracting the ants' kin to come and fight, LeBrun said. This creates a vicious cycle that can leave appliances broken and full of dead (and angry) ants.

>>714450217
2017 i cleaned it again except i open the shell this time
think i bought the mouse 2007 so 10 years of cabbage

>>714449809
hey, that's my morning throat routine

>>714450217
Where are you from?

>>714450224
>You guys are miserable losers. No wonder is your own family calling you a retard.

>>714450415
ohio
it's not bugs it's all dead skin
i think i actually first bought this mx518 in 2009, not 07, i had a microsoft mouse+kb at first
i played a lot of tf2 '07-14
so this is how much gamer cabbage i made in that time plus a bit more
pretty cool

>>714400530
Awful bingo desu.
Furshits aren't seen as normal anywhere, they just stick together and create their own safe spaces while lolicons often get into retard wars against each other and shotacons are too much of a niche community.

>>714400398
Why do all furfag mascots looks basically the same. Like they all seem to be copying the same art style.

Maybe don't keep your switch in the same bag you keep all the used diapers you snoof.

>>714448069
>Ants like my cum?
Yes, if you don't wash properly they may crawl inside your urethra and without proper treatment you will be cumming ants for the rest of your life. Google Obama semen ants, it happened to him.

>>714450975
Ant like all of your secretions except feces. Warms are the scat fetishists of nature.

>>714400206 (OP)
>reddit mods locked the thread
Why are they like this. I don't even see any comments bringing up the obvious diaper fur sticker.

>>714450821
>cub party
Why are they almost always pedos on top of being animal fuckers?

>>714446910
mmph, daddy

>>714400206 (OP)
I went through this dude's post history to see what else he had posted. I expected some furry shit but actually couldn't find any.
What I did find were a ton of posts about "investing" into pokemon cards to resell them in the future. Basically, these people buy pokemon cards, booster packs, and some promotional boxes and stuff, and then they seal them and store them away in hopes that they will become very valuable in the future. Pretty fucking weird but I guess it's nothing next to the alleged diaper stuff.
Also he keeps posting random news from Boston like some bot.

>House backs onto a nature reserve
>Ants out the fucking ass from day 1 when I moved in 6 months ago
>Get a pest barrier put in
>Does nothing
>Turn on AC for the first time in months while in bed
>Ants start dripping out of my AC onto my face
>Have to blitzkrieg my AC with ant spray since the fuckers have made a nest in there
>Get another exterminator to come out who puts some potent ass ant bait all over
>kills their queens
>no more ants

I hate these cunts so much

>>714400206 (OP)
just dunk it in water

>>714402471
God watching her try to cut that carrot in mid air made me more annoyed with her than the filth.

>>714400313
They're called Rasberry Crazy Ants(Tawny). They infest electronics and other crap.

>>714451845
I bought 10 bags of mulch from lowes a few months ago and 5 of the bags had huge ant colonies in them. I didn't find out until I had already dumped two of them.

>>714400206 (OP)

Get insect treatment, I get my house sprayed down twice a year and I live out innawoods. Can't even hear crickets at night outside cause they're all dead (and I love it)

>>714400206 (OP)
>I got ants in my pants

>>714454789
based and fucknaturepilled

>>714451845
heck yeah! kill em! kill em all!

>>714405147
Yeah I use this in my kitchen for these little fuckers. Once they home in on bring it to their little hiding placel they get Jonestowned.

>>714454978
EDF! EDF! EDF!

>>714401958
>Have had flying ants for close to 15 years now.
>Never used to see them when I was a kid, the worst we had when I was like 10 or so years old were basic extremely small ants near our kitchen window which we found the source of and killed off.
>Only ever appear in the summer.
>Also seemingly appear randomly, some days they're flying around and other days they're not there at all.
>Have zero idea where they're coming from at all and no one in my family has ever found the source.
>Nothing inside the house, no spaces outside of the house.
>Ant traps do nothing to them, they outright ignore them.
>Borax + honey does absolutely nothing to them and they are not interested in it at all.
>For the past 6 years they just stopped appearing for whatever reason.
>A week or two ago they suddenly appeared again.
I am losing my mind. Hearing these retards slapping into random pieces of paper because they have no idea how to fly only to climb on my monitor to, again, slap onto random pieces of paper is driving me insane. I also have a door that has a tiny rectangle to let light in and so passing by said door has like 15 of them randomly ever since they came back. They don't go anywhere else past that door for some reason and then disappear two hours later if I haven't just spent the three minutes to kill them all.

>>714456401
Ants fly around like that when they're in their mating season, there's nests nearby and they're using your house as a love hotel. Once a queen is inseminated she's going to start a new colony in the first place that looks good enough, possibly inside of your house somewhere.

>>714458150
>there's nests nearby
That's the problem, no one has any idea where they're coming from. Late in the evening they just suddenly appear out of nowhere and we have no idea where they're actually going into to appear or disappear like that. Nothing we've tried has stopped them and there's nowhere to actually pinpoint something to seal or bait so it's even more frustrating.

I remember there was a thread a few years back where a anon who sleeps with a mattress on the floor surrounded it with glue traps after a roach climbed on him during sleep. Woke up with dozens of insects of all types stuck on glue and a few spiders

>>714450129
based

>>714406663
Centipedes are the insects you want in your house. They leave you alone and will eat everything else. A little creepy looking but they are bros.

>>714405147
>ants
>in winter
Ask me how I know you live in a fucking shithole

>>714400313
Spontaneous generation.

>>714413226
Newfag.