Thread 714453273

Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 145,069 / 1,185,113
2. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza – 102,289 / NEW
3. [PS5] Death Stranding 2 – 71,964 / NEW
4. [NS2] Tamagotchi Plaza – 26,396 / NEW
5. [NSW] ToHeart – 18,076 / NEW
6. [NSW] Castlevania Anniversary Collection – 12,917 / NEW
7. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 6,231 / 24,056
8. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 5,569 / 6,358,819
9. [NSW] Minecraft – 5,513 / 3,923,387
10. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 5,396 / 136,021

Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 161.021 (1.402.183)
Switch – 15.323 (35.793.431)
PlayStation 5 – 7.333 (6.910.279)
Xbox Series X|S – 353 (679.971)
PlayStation 4 – 23 (9.504.998)

False numbers.

11. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Nintendo, 03/20/20) – 5,154 (8,154,577)
12. [NSW] Super Mario Party Jamboree (Nintendo, 10/17/24) – 4,910 (1,331,995)
13. [SW2] The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 4,606 (21,867)
14. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma (Marvelous, 06/05/25) – 4,024 (64,790)
15. [NSW] RAIDOU Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army (ATLUS, 06/19/25) – 3,942 (25,088)
16. [NSW] Nintendo Switch Sports (Nintendo, 04/29/22) – 3,912 (1,606,357)
17. [SW2] Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut (SEGA, 06/05/25) – 3,621 (16,101)
18. [PS5] Elden Ring Nightreign (Bandai Namco, 05/30/25) – 2,970 (66,590)
19. [PS5] RAIDOU Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army (ATLUS, 06/19/25) – 2,320 (21,568)
20. [PS4] Castlevania Anniversary Collection (Superdeluxe Games, 06/26/25) – 2,280 (New)
21. [NSW] Pokemon Scarlet / Pokemon Violet (The Pokemon Company, 11/18/22) – 2,158 (5,574,513)
22. [SW2] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma (Marvelous, 06/05/25) – 2,111 (17,730)
23. [NSW] Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Nintendo, 12/07/18) – 2,031 (5,770,890)
24. [NSW] Farland Saga I & II Saturn Tribute (City Connection, 06/26/25) – 1,547 (New)
25. [NSW] Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics (Nintendo, 06/05/20) – 1,488 (1,414,950)
26. [NSW] Splatoon 3 (Nintendo, 09/09/22) – 1,476 (4,450,816)
27. [NSW] Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (Nintendo, 01/16/25) – 1,345 (274,777)
28. [SW2] Shine Post: Be Your Idol! (Konami, 06/05/25) – 1,281 (8,017)
29. [SW2] Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (Download Card) (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 1,254 (7,560)
30. [NSW] The Battle Cats: Unite! (Ponos, 12/03/20) – 1,159 (345,880)

>>714453273 (OP)
Worst LL girl.

Stop posting consolewarring threads

>>714453273 (OP)
>6. [NSW] Castlevania Anniversary Collection – 12,917 / NEW
Nice

>>714453273 (OP)
QUICK TURN ON YOUTUBE
ANDRE FROM GAMEXPLAIN JUST KEKED BY A CHAD
me. I did it. Me. you may kneel

>>714453357
>29. [SW2] Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (Download Card) (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 1,254 (7,560)
kek

Nintendo's ability to create evergreen titles is fucking incredible. Wouldn't be surprised if, eventually, some weeks the top 30 is full of Switch 1/2 first party titles.

>>714453357
>27. [NSW] Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (Nintendo, 01/16/25) – 1,345 (274,777)
Year of DK mother fuckers!

>>714453273 (OP)
>>714453357
>2. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza – 102,289 / NEW
>4. [NS2] Tamagotchi Plaza – 26,396 / NEW
>15. [NSW] RAIDOU Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army (ATLUS, 06/19/25) – 3,942 (25,088)
>19. [PS5] RAIDOU Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army (ATLUS, 06/19/25) – 2,320 (21,568)
How is tamagotchi selling double that of raidou? I thought it would be the other way around.

>>714453357
Raidou flopped to shit lol.

>>714453762
Tamagotchi appeals to women and children. SMT/purse owner only appeals to trannies

>>714453725
Predictions for Bananza?

>>714453762
>>714453778
>SW2 and PS4 versions didn't rank
sad...

In the wake of absolute victory, let us mourn our fallen comrades. May their deeds and sacrifices never be forgotten.

>>714453907
400-500k FW but will stick around for a while.

How soon until we see a Dirty Thirty? (30/30 switch 1 and 2 combined)

>>714454034
>Natethehate says the new B&K project has probably been canned due to the layoffs
Fuck Microsoft man. Just fuck them.

>>714453357
>14. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma (Marvelous, 06/05/25) – 4,024 (64,790)
>22. [SW2] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma (Marvelous, 06/05/25) – 2,111 (17,730)
Unironically surprisingly good L E G S, especially when JRPGS are so frontloaded and tend to fall off quickly.
Also I think konami has had at least one game (usually choo choo motherfuckers) on the top 30 every single week for the entirety of last year and counting iirc.

>>714453986
They did last week.

>>714454034
should have stopped bleeding talent, giving up on their dreams, and inspired developer confidence.
May they be buried in shit.

>>714453762
Tamagotchi had a resurgence in Japan. Nobody wants to play censored raidou and the soulless remake

>>714453907
350k first week, but incredible legs.

>>714453273 (OP)
>6. [NSW] Castlevania Anniversary Collection – 12,917 / NEW
VANIACHADS RISE FROM THE ASHES DESPITE THE KIKEFLIX ADAPTATION

>>714453907
the way they've been pushing those commercials, 600k+ in japan
people are gonna go nuts....

>tendies are excited for this shit
kek

>>714454186
Only because it was release week. All versions will probably rank out completely next week

>>714454153
>Unironically surprisingly good L E G S, especially when JRPGS are so frontloaded and tend to fall off quickly.
Marvelous takin that physical card risk is paying off really fucking well for them all things considered.
SF6 could easily still be up there if cuckcom weren't cheap whores.
Elden Ring is going to die as well while Deamon x Machina thrives.
What a fucking world.

>>714453762
not only tamagotchi has the animal crossing audience and will have a gorillion femoids buying copies to match with their boyfriends, double dipping the sales, they also were competent enough to have the game on the NS2 be fully in cart, no goykey bullshit

>>714454132
What's coming soon for PS4/PS5 that could remotely ignite any interest for the japanese? Maybe a couple months?

>>714453907
400k with word of mouth giving it great legs

>>714454256
>This game will continue to make Odyssey haters seethe
Based as fuck.

Guys listen the real reason trump bombed Iran was actually to destroy the ps5 storages for his nintendo masters. The heat wasn't from nuclear centrifuges it was from the ps5s

>>714454034
Rare stopped being good decades ago

>>714453907
650k easy.
10-15mil life time.
Retvrn to monke.

>>714454321
mgs3 remake?
TLoU1+2 ultra hd fagfest edition?

Tamagotchi Plaza is a game for fat women.

>>714454256
This shit is basically odyssey. Why isnt it on switch 1 again?

Meltdown status?

>>714454232
This year's spooky season marathon will be good

>>714454432
no anon, its basically Mario sunshine

>>714454441
Liquid metal tier like the ps5

>>714454256
>Pauline is still a rock
So you're upset the tutorial area is piss easy to teach the basic mechanics of the game?

>>714454256
snoys are excited for picrel

>>714454432
they got memory leaks again

>>714454530
i laughed

>>714454530
KEK

>>714454419
>mgs3 remake?
That's in August.
>TLoU1+2 ultra hd fagfest edition?
That's next week I believe?
I guess between September and the release of the new Digimon game in the first week of October we could have a 30/30, if not then maybe around the end of the year.

>>714454406
Sea of Thieves was great but its held back by old hardware

>>714454432
it's more like Mario Land, it should be on the gameboy

>>714454256
Tendies are always excited for baby games

>>714453273 (OP)
>Weekly Famitsu Sales Thread
More like daily garbage.
>>>/vg/

>>714453273 (OP)
>>>/biz/

>>714454256
>snoy laughs at fun gameplay
I don't get it. Do you hate fun?

>>714453273 (OP)
I thought garbage sales threads are banned

>>714454530
LMAO
Took me a second.

Does anyone know if Yakuza 8 sales were strong?

>>714454147
>Natethehate
Stop following niggerfaggot liars.

>>714454530
Come now at least they have tung tung tung sahur runner and tralalalero tralalla jumper

>>714454530
lol

>>714454432
Destructible terrain
Fancy fur effects

>>714454530
Snoyim just keep losing lmao

>>714453273 (OP)
>>714453357
how long until total switch 1 and switch 2 domination?

>>714454530
Absolutely vile

>>714454982
*blocks your path*

ONE PRICE
I DONT KNOW WHY
I BOUGHT A SWITCH 2 THATS TOO EXPENSIVE TO BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND, THEY DESIGNED THIS PRICE TO INCREASE MY WAGIE TIMES
THATS ALL I KNOW
FOR NINTENDO, EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY
WATCH IT FLY BY AS ITS EMULATED ON PC
LOSE ALL MY MONEY AT THE END OF THE GEN
I GOT NO GAMES TO BUY
ITS SO UNFAIR
DIDNT LOOK OUT BELOW
HANG MY BODY RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRY TO HOLD ON BUT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW
I WASTED IT ALL FOR MARIO KART
I KEPT WAGING FOR DIMES AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED, MY LIFE FELL APART
JUST LIKE THE WII U AND WII, ITS REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN
I CRIED SO HARD, FOR A CHEAP GAME LAUNCH
BUT IN THE END, 90 DOLLARS IS TOO MUCH
I PAID SO MUCH, WAGED 3 TIMES AS MUCH
BUT IN THE END, 90 DOLLARS IS TOO MUCH

>>714453273 (OP)
>Raidou SW2 out of top 30
I'm jelly, nips actually know how to send a fucking message.

>>714455048
Even your memes are ports

>>714455061
It happened with Sonic x Shadow Generations. Stupid SEGA not offering an upgrade option.

>>714455172
>sega makes you buy an entirely new game
god, they are just the worst

>>714454727
>Do you hate fun?
The low overall sales of AstroBot says they in fact do hate fun

>>714454530
thats a good one kek

>>714453907
300k and 5 million lifetime

>>714454530
BRUTAL.

>>714454727
that isn't fun, THIS is fun

>>714454530
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!

Do not forget of the fact there's not one but 2 (TWO) PS5 emulators in progress.

>>714455584
For what fucking purpose?

Just make it a bog standard cutscene.

>>714454530
>samefagging yourself this hard

tendies are absolutely pathetic scum

>>714453725
I hope it goes on sale later in the year so I can buy it

>>714455674
I think of Shadman everytime I see shadPS5
>shadman

>>714455779
Hey look, he's once again projecting himself onto others!

>>714455763
if they did that, then you'd never get to have the full SONY CUSTOMER experience of being jerked around constantly

>>714455584
>The one where the camera's facing where the guy should be and he just appears out of nowhere and zips towards you
Literally how hard would it be to just have him behind you why set him off screen?

>>714455961
Meanwhile in Brazil, the land of Sony~

>>714453762
raidou is a very niche series. The Tamagotchi trailer did insane numbers in Japan

>>714454530
god damn anon you didn't need to cook him this bad

>>714456038
i think its cause they want the illusion of being able to explore, without the ability to. or they actually just fucked up

>>714453762
Tamagotchi's are trending once more.

>>714455894
>shadbox

>>714455584
Is this "walking cuffed and getting pushed around simulator"?

>>714455584
>make it look super realistic
>guy suddenly ZOOMS IN to grab you
lol what the fuck were they thinking, did they wanted a "He's FAST!" joke?

>>714455048
>No originality, only copying what others did before
Just like Sony!

>>714454530
Ayy lmao

>>714456153
between this and the astrobot post todays has been a goldmine

>>714456652
You forgot the part in which the copy is far worse than the original. Just like Sony.
For example, Smash's netcode is shit but at least it doesn't bug out to the point it could create an infinite loop of loading and intro transitions like PSASBR's online did.

>>714453907
I'm going to stay pessimistic and say 250-300k. But then again, Pikmin 4 sold over 400k week 1, so I'd happily be willing to be proven wrong.

>>714454530
I kek'd, delivering liquid metal seethe

>>714455883
It's on sale for free on pc

>>714457002
That guy has really lived in your head rent free for almost 10 years. I'd say he raped you big time

Is it possible that Nintendo could buy Rare back? I know the 90s talent is long gone, but they would at least get the IPs and characters back. It's not like Microsoft is doing anything with them.

>>714455048
Evil cannot create, only poorly ape the good

QRD on Eric?

>>714457298
IPs and characters are the last thing Nintendo needs to buy.

ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME>>714457385

>>714457229
>Immediately bringing up rape unprompted
Not beating the allegations.

Lifetime numbers?

>>714457298
Why would they? Is a liability.

>>714455048
>>714457385
>>714457440
He’s breaking apart!

>>714457445
Says the nintenjeet

>>714457229
project less, you're still here seething at bingtendo

>>714456810
>doesn't bug out to the point it could create an infinite loop of loading and intro transitions like PSASBR's online did.
literally never heard of this today.
The fuck? thats really fuckin shit

>>714457440
KEK tendies btfo

>>714453273 (OP)
>6. [NSW] Castlevania Anniversary Collection – 12,917 / NEW
How are they JUST getting this? What the fuck.

>>714457298
Almost all the original devs have left, the company isn't worth buying now

>>714457603
limited edition physical release

>>714454530
Brutal
>714457595
now you've got him replying to himself

>>714457595
Watch him start a new samefagging run.

>>714457335
Kek, that a good one

>>714457440
LMFAO

>>714457518
>>714457595
>>714457798
How big is your CP folder?

>>714457440
Kek, that a good one

>>714457710
Yep, he's samefagging on cooldown

>>714453660
You laugh, but that's how I would buy my DLC (if applicable) while living in Japan. Solely because it gives you SOME physical evidence that you own a digital product.
I was lazy and let my Fire Emblem Engage card expire though, you have 150 days to apply it after purchasing

>>714457298
I doubt anyone at Nintendo Co. Ltd. thinks about Rare even once a year

Stellar Blade? Coming to switch 2. Helldivers? Coming to switch 2.

>>714457298
you faggots need to give it up.
rare is dead.
nintendo saw them dying and losing talent and jumped ship.
It's dead
move on.

>>714457440
XD tendies btfo

>>714457953
I wonder how bad that everfall game they were working on must be to get cancelled so late

>>714458014
>Helldivers? Coming to switch 2.
Funny you say. It's coming to Xbox now which means it probably will come to Switch 2 eventually.

>>714457841
Not as big as yours

>>714458014
While true for easy money for those companies and Nintendo, I rather see Nintendo contract them for new games instead.

>>714458180
>He actually owns real child pornography

>>714458167
>pre-order now
Isn't this some faggot always online GaaS shit heap thing?
Why would anyone preorder this?

>>714457440
uh oh tendies havinga meltie over this

>>714458205
Xbox IP

>>714458180
Uhhhhhhh... isn't owning CP illegal?

>>714458167
Man, they really did it, they went 100% into becoming a third party publisher

>>714457298
I have no idea why anyone keeps asking this. Is it out stupidity or just general ignorance? Like you morons get a kick out of being retarded. You also gonna say that K Rool can't be in Bananza because Microsoft totally owns him and the Kremlings? Rare has been dead forever and Nintendo buying them would only be a retarded liability. Fucking moron.

>>714457440
>>714457595
>>714457798
>>714457870
>>714458116
>>714458323
You have already chosen your pitiful end.

>>714457440
hahahahahaha

>>714458498
He replied to himself so many times

>>714457440
zozzle

>>714457440
This kills the tendie

>>714454201
>should have stopped bleeding talent, giving up on their dreams, and inspired developer confidence.
>May they be buried in shit.

They bled talent because Microshaft kept rejecting most of their proposals in the 2000s only letting them finish whatever they were gonna make for Gamecube Put them on Kinect duty for the early 2010s, and then cancelled their only interesting project in the 2020s.

It makes you wonder why MS even bought Rare in the first they weren't going to let them make games the Rare way.

>>714457440
Holy shit you fucking killed them

tendies BTFO

>>714457440
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO tendiexisters our response?

>>714457440
lol

>>714458715
>t makes you wonder why MS even bought Rare in the first they weren't going to let them make games the Rare way.


>DID WE JUST BUY DONKEY KONG?! HOLY SHIT! Wait? Just the guys that made it? Go make more Donkey Kong games!

>>714454530
Oh my~

>>714458942
They thought they were getting Donkey Kong

>>714458942
>Go make more Donkey Kong games!
and somehow they got banjo nuts a bolts
really confusing where they were going with that one

>>714458715
they were bleeding staff at the end ofthe n64 and early gamecube.
it's why the owners wanted out numbnuts and nobolts.

>>714454034
>>714454201
>>714458715
>>714458942
>>714458986
This is NOT FAIR. Microsoft should have demanded Donkey Kong when they bought Rare. At least they should have gotten the Rare version of DK. They made it after all.

>>714459423
bitch nigger.
go die in a ditch.
microweenus couldn't make a game to save their arseholes.

>>714459589
Fuck you bitch. Rare is entitled to their designs. Nintendo can make games using the original DK that they made.

>>714459940
So what they're doing now?

>>714460078
Nope Nintendo is still using Rare's design

>>714460263
Too bad nigger rare was washed up even back when they were sold

>>714454034
I dunno man at some point if they were working on a game for ten years and had nothing to show for it at some point you just gotta do the ugly stuff

>>714460263
Are they?

>>714454256
getting desperate, huh?

>>714459940
rare isn't entitled to a damn thing besides the SHIT dropped outta my arse.
the only people who ruined rare was rare.
much like alphadream.
nintendo isn't your charity house.
keep your shit in order or meet your pitiful end.

>>714460462
it looked like it had no direction at all

>>714459940
somehow this made me realize the "backlash" against the redesign is just yet another antijapan angle for shit
tho i do somewhat agree with the arguments, as i always saw DK as the more rougher and aggressive "hero" to mario's good boy attitude and the new redesign makes him look like a humanoid dog, but damn it's always some antijapan shit these days

>>714460869
DK was always a dumb gorilla, that's why he's called "Donkey" after all.

>>714458568
I don't get why he persists with the charade. Nobody is convinced and he only deludes himself.

>>714457229
>if you make fun of my failure I'm winning
lol what a cuck cope mentality

>>714457335
I don't know if its funny or sad how bad snoys are at creating. Its not like they have anything else to fill their free time with

>>714460967
>Samefagging stopped at the same time the thread starts talking about DK
He really is LARPing as DK fan now huh.

>>714454530
The rape train doesn't stop.

>>714460965
at this point im not even disagreeing, just sharing my realization

>>714460530
nta but there is still merch being sold at Super Nintendo World with the old design but I fully expect it to be phased out with new merch in the near future

>>714460967
Given the sudden spergout it makes me wonder what bad news for snoy/kikes or good news are gonna drop for japan/otaku within the next 6 or so hours.
There's no way the monkey doesn't have insider info when it's so awfully consistent with that.

>>714460869
>as i always saw DK as the more rougher and aggressive "hero"
he's always been a goofball

>>714461015
No Games really hurt them. I mean you'd think they'd at least take SHAKE N BAKE from Talladega Nights but no, they'd rather steal tendie memes instead.

>>714461128
I figured it was just the Helldivers 2 on Xbox thing

>>714460530
So fucking ugly

Who greenlit this shit
>>714460869
>if you don't suck off everything nintendo designs then you are antijapan

Kill yourself retard

>>714461221
ACtard hi dude, have you finished Fires of Rubicon?

>>714461176
again, don't even disagree, dont even give much of a fuck about DK, i'm more of a kirby guy if anything
just giving my tourist opinion

>>714461280
You are mentally I'll

>>714461128
I thought he was sperging out about the combination of the once Sony exclusive Helldivers 2 going to the xbox console and timed Sony exclusive Death Stranding 2 underperforming. I guess there's also the Mario Kart World sales confirmed not being affected by his patch narrative as well.

>>714460869
>as i always saw DK as the more rougher and aggressive "hero" to mario's good boy attitude
Your first point is pretty spot on, with the antijapan stuff.
but as for DK being the tougher/rougher hero. I mean we get big huge monke tossing and smashin rocks all over, slamming and crushin the ground. going ballistic. and punchin cunts into stone walls or lava falls.
He's still plenty aggressive, just able to also be a bit waxcky which monkeys and gorrillas are.

>>714461128
it's very consistent. faggot has contacts to someone clearly.

>>714461118
The real tell will be smash6. Whatever design they use for DK and Samus shows the future of both IPs.
DK i kinda prefer the newer model if honest.
Samus I'll take Dread or Prime4......just kill the other m vomit already. fuck.

>>714461318
Kirby is lucky to have had a perfect design out the gate. nothing they can do to make him better.

>>714461370
That's a no.

>>714461370
False. Other way around.

You will what?

>>714461128
gonna guess the gooky blade ns2 port got officially confirmed and journos will start reporting that soon

>>714461370
You have chosen your pitiful end

>>714461389
>>714461391
slightly off topic, but i thought that render of DK having DBZ hair was a spic edit, but apparently it's actually in the game
unironically kino

>>714461176
this was a really great reveal.
I'm excited for DKCR3. One day bananabros...one day.

>>714461318
What can Hal do to top FL?
Amazing Mirror but 3d?
Finally give us a 4 borbs in a row jrpg?
Such a great game, the dlc has me intrigued.
Would have really prefered a micro adventure on Popstar with Elfin and the Squeaks running wild.
But as long as they give us Throw (Suplex, Wrestler) and one other ability I'll survive.

>>714461391
Rockstar apparently didn't think so

>>714461128
the devs working on stellar blade and expedition 33 both have been talking about switch 2 versions
nintendo has 1 or 2 major games planned for every month for a while as well as the smaller releases
and PS5 emulators are popping up and already are able to play games on them, meanwhile switch 2 emulation is not even a pipedream despite his cope claims
people everywhere are getting fed up with sony raising the price of PS5 and PSN over and over without giving any reason
every smear campaign against nintendo has fallen on its face in a matter of hours
sony announcing they're pulling the plug on the PS5 and are going to try rush out the PS6
the switch 1 is still outselling the PS5 2:1 despite the new console being pretty much just a stronger switch, so there is still a very real chance of nintendo taking away the "best selling console of all time" title
And all this is the shadow of the Switch 2 smashing every console launch sales record on the book and setting the bar so high sony has no hope of beating it

And this is just the public stuff that is causing him to sperg

>>714461582
what the fuck is even that

>>714461565
you mean Bananza Kong?
It's cool yuh.

>>714461391
This is false
They can FUCKING MAKE ROLLER SKATER A FUCKING ABILITY ALREADY REEEE. mad that we'll never get the anime painter ability due to artists, even if its cool too. Top and axe also forever dead WHY. GIVE ME VIKING HELMET AXE KIRBY YOU FUCKERS

>>714461580
>What can Hal do to top FL?
Making a Kirbyvania. An entire game with the same setup as Milky Way Wishes.

>>714461565
Yeah it looked pretty neat in the trailer. I thought it was a dbz edit too

>>714461710
Cancelled Kirby developed by the dev team that would eventually become Rockstar.

>>714461389
Samus kind of has her unique design in Smash, specially Zero Suit.

>>714461565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aejyZdorBc

>>714461735
Ahhh...I have not considered this....that in 3d could be fucking fantastic. Solid idea. I like this.

>>714461775
thank god hal or nintendo or whoever killed that game

>>714461775
we got any gameplay of what it would have become?

>>714461792
Zero Suit if fine, besides cero nuking her arse.
the power suit if puke other m shit.
kill it.
give me the dread suit sex.

>>714461582
As if Kirby wasn't majin buu like enough

>>714461892
I know it's kind of antithetical to Kirby but I'd love it if said Kirbyvania had Kirby gain one move per ability bubble he got permanently, to craft a complete moveset by the end.

>>714462028
we only got pictures, there's a level and some 3d renders

>>714462069
I don't really think it's 'antithetical'
Kirby's Adventure, crystal Shards, Dreamland2-3 have pretty basic move sets, as does air rider.
ffs fire and burning used to be separate. same for ice and freeze plus plasma and shock/zap.
Starting with simple movesets then growing them to larger more complex ones could easily work.

>>714461735
So Kirby and the Amazing Mirror but 3D?

>>714462287
Why does he have nerve ending hair like Pim

>>714461735
>>714461892
Amazing Mirror 3D?

>>714462287
>kirby with a hime turf
sorta cursed.
What's the idea here? Use to it grapple on hooks? whip enemies like shantae?
The level seems alright though.

>>714462028
I don't think there's any footage, but it was described as using the SNES mouse where you'd click and drag to fling kid Kirby around by his weird head penis thing. Like a bizarro version of Canvas Curse.

>>714462307
but amazing mirror didn';t have permanently earned abilities like MWW.
Just a large expansive maze. Nothing locked you out of 'late game' zones beynd pure skill, unlike a metrovania would.

>>714462307
I wouldn't call Amazing Mirror a metroidvania, for me metroidvania have to unlock new routes with fun skills, not by hitting switches.

>>714462386
i think the hair was just them trying to differentiate their design from HAL.

>>714456950
300k would be incredible considering it's DK and the small Switch 2 install base.
People saying 500k+ are a little too optimistic imo.

In hindsight, it's weird how the rest of the vidya industry is what they accuse nintendo of being.
>Steam has a defacto monopoly on PC gaming, they were among the first to campaign for paid mods, effectively publishing mods as actual games, and crowdsourcing suckers for game assets, as well as killing physical game ownership on PC, AND added always online DRM to their hardware (the steam deck doesn't work on game mode if you don't log into steam).
>Microsoft has constant price hikes for games that are absolutely not worth 70, let alone 80+ bucks plus DLC, has an extremely convoluted hardware system that can confuse you even as a seasoned gamer if you aren't an xboner addict, and don't forget the mass layoffs even on successful games.
>Snoy has constant price hikes as well, obsolete hardware compared to even contemporary PC hardware, constantly try to kill physical, constantly jews you out with the controllers breaking in months, constantly demands for even more money with accessories, and pretty much never puts out first party games anymore, instead just letting their known IPs rot and die.

>>714462675
they might have terminal retardation then.
But it'd take a wig/hair kirby copy ability to have shantae style gameplay now that I brought such up prior. whip plus copter ponytails has potential

>>714462842
At least Steam doesn't abuse its monopolistic (even though I don't think it qualifies for monopoly, since it's a natural Monopoly that can be challenged) position to harm customers. Can't say the same about Sony in markets where it has dominance.

>>714462920
>At least Steam doesn't abuse its monopolistic position to harm customers
constantly banning jp games on a whim regardless of characters looking like adults or not is not "abuse" to you?

>>714457545
NTA, but which one of us ISN'T whoever that is? And why is your only option to pretend?

>>714453762
KNEEL

>>714462997
>constantly banning jp games on a whim regardless of characters looking like adults or not is not "abuse" to you?
I did specify customers, but abuse of a monopoly would imply Steam strong-arming other storefronts or the developers into not allowing the game on the platform or not releasing it at all.

>>714462842
The "industry" isn't really accusing Nintendo of anything though.

>>714454530
lmao

>11. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Nintendo, 03/20/20) – 5,154 (8,154,577)

Its honestly psychopathic how hard nintendo choose to neglect one of their best selling titles.

>>714463081
kek, this is the better edit

>>714463087
Reminder steam didn't even allow refunds until some yurocuck gubmint literally forced them to.

>>714462920
>even though I don't think it qualifies for monopoly, since it's a natural Monopoly that can be challenged)
legitimate question.
By who?
How?
What do you think in all truth would it take for another storefront to be able to challenge Steam/Valve?

>>714463154
But they didn't? Also it clearly doesn't need anything to keep selling.

>>714462842
For whatever fucking reason people treat Nintendo differently than any other vidya company, and in an absolutely fucked up way.
For decades people have been fine with Playstation and Xbox just doing hardware upgrades that don't really try to reinvent the wheel. Nintendo does it again (because no, the Switch 2 ain't even the first time they've done it) and journos give them shit for it.
Even Yoshida tried to call them out for doing that, fucking hypocrite.

>>714462319
>Why does he have nerve ending hair like Pim

Because he's Kid Kirby

>>714463168
It was Australia
>>714463225
>By who?
If Epic Games was more competent and had some form of value proposition they could've cleaved a decent amount of market share.

>>714460797
Jesus, completely mindbroken.

>>714454034
The ONLY reason they existed in recent years was to give the OK on Smash/NSO shit.
Grim.

>>714454034
Rare haven't been Rare for more than 20 years. All the talent they had was long gone by the time Nintendo sold them to Microsoft.

>>714462386
>The gameplay involved flicking Kirby into a given direction using the SNES Mouse peripheral to traverse levels.

>>714463354
>(because no, the Switch 2 ain't even the first time they've done it)
what's hysterical is it's not even the second time they did it
basically for 90% of their console business' life they have done this, with the goycube and the n64 being exceptions
and even then the n64 is a half-exception due to the expansion packs

>>714457385
The legendary Tendie Slayer. Though not as powerful as whoever is in the OP, who essentially did nothing but broke many. Both are believed to be omnipresent, Eric.

You need to take your medication bro

>>714454530
Deary me

>>714463783
You're talking to nobody again.

>>714463441
That was probably more on Microsoft though.

The New Zealander that interviews developers on stream said one of his more reputable sources confirmed 3D Mario as still happening soon. This confirms my thought and corroborates previous rumors of DKB being a project developed by a junior dev wing of EPD8.

>>714464375
Why did you reply, then?

>>714464375
I just didn't want to give you a (You)

>>714464768
weird since DKB was confirmed as being EPD8, so it's their junior team? what's with junior teams (like splatoon) shaking things up with wacky ideas.

>>714465048
I remember reading a report a couple of months back that stated exactly what happened, not sure about its truthfulness but it was something like this.
>Our new talent played some arcade donkey kong at an event or other, and decided they wanted to do something with him at all costs.
And I assume the terrain deformation model was already being developed.

>>714465159
lucky they weren't play ice climbers

>>714464768
>This confirms my thought and corroborates previous rumors of DKB being a project developed by a junior dev wing of EPD8.
I kinda doubt it's a junior team, but we'll see.

>>714465048
Though as for why the junior/new teams are doing new shit (Splatoon, ARMS, Labo, Ring Fit, etc) its because they obviously want to push out their new exciting ideas, show upper management that despite being young/new they have the guts/chops/skills to create interesting varied IPs to gain a hard hook into Nintendo and stay in a team leadership position/earn more freedom to push more bizarre shit, plus build up recognition and reputation with consumers. (Love him or hate him Nagomi is at least vaguely iconic to those well versed to Nintendo's inner workings. Bless li'l horny heart.)

>>714465306
oh come on. there's a lot you can do with the IP nowadays.

>>714454034
Rare was already a shell when Microsoft bought them. Why do you think Nintendo gave them up?

>>714464768
If there's one thing journos are good at that is spreading misinformation lol.
That recent interview supposedly confirmed Bananza was made by the Odyssey team didn't even say that.

>>714465382
i like that he commits to the bit no matter how ridiculous
they're STILL saying "squid research labs" in the trailers.

>>714465616
Kiwi Talks is actually pretty connected and one of the few that doesn't do it for clout. He's been decently good about predicting stuff so I'm giving him a degree of trustworthiness.

>>714465450
like what? how can they revive it? ANOTHER platformer?

>>714457440
>Port of a ported meme
What is this, The Last of US?

>>714465672
It's a sperg, but the good kind.
I do adore him.
Will be a sad day when he steps down unless he finds an equally crazy idiot to take over.
Lots of soul. Splat on you crazy rainbow squid.

>>714465672
This man has a yottabite of squid porn on his home storage, he's in too deep.

>>714465826
3d mountain climbing metrovania.
Scale a mountain base to summit while finding all sorts of tools and equipment. ice shoes, picks, better hammers, improved ropes. etc.
There's appearently a co-op mountain climbing game called 'Peak', could do shit like that too.
Stop being so gay and negative, mountain climbing is kino.

>>714454034
>fail to get get everwild into a release status
>10 years and only have a trailer to sow for it
>finally axe this shit as it should have been years ago
>director who said over and over again how he doesn't want to do banjoo leaves(gets fired for his continued failures to manage the project but got granted the optics of leaving himself)
Literally the best outcome after actually releasing the game. This is the exact thing companies need to do more. Guy in charge fails over and over and gets catapulted out. But instead you fall for narratives and cry. Reminds me of when 343 finally got cleaned out after you all cried for years to disband them and then you cried anyway because oh how dare they actually do it.

Which Wii U games can still be ported to the switch?

>>714466107
What else is left?

>>714466025
>the guys that made "it takes two" and "split fiction" makes the next ice climbers
>have to work together to not die
sounds like it could work, but boy does it sound like it could end friendship/relationships

I don't want to play Donkey Kong Troonanza Odyssey +

>>714466107
time to bring star fox zero into the new generation!

>>714466107
Wolly World, which showed up for a second at the Switch 2 direct lol.

>>714464768
>This confirms my thought and corroborates previous rumors of DKB being a project developed by a junior dev wing of EPD8.

I doubt they'd entrust the 2nd big Switch 2 launch title to junior devs. I do believe they probably have Koizumi in charge of the next 3D Mario and I'd suspect Hayashida (3D World director, Captain Toad's producer) producing Bananza. I think they've got enough experienced talent to split the team in two and not have a game made by junior developers.

>>714466415
Well just because the developers are juniors doesn't mean the direction has to be. Guess we'll see when we check the credits.

>>714465985
its not porn
it's "research material"

>>714466575
Observing mating processes of animals is common research among zoologists

>>714466575
Why is the character having sex with those squids referred to as Nogami-sama? Is that a coincidence?

>>714466330
you mean this? that's Yoshi's crafted world

>>714466806
purely academic studies conducted under close supervision by the director

>>714466835
Yoshi's Woolly world was seen with the other switch 1 games

>>714466291
It's gonna be pretty funny when Wokey Kong sells and scores better than all of the Rare/Retro games.

To this day it makes me laugh that the only thing preventing tears of the kingdom from a perfect green score was Jim Sterling seething about it not being woke enough.

>>714466107
-Yoshi's Woolly World is pretty much confirmed
-Star Fox Zero because why not
-Paper Mario Color Splash (fuck you I liked it)
and I guess the Zelda HD ports

>>714466291
candy color palettes have been a think since long before the tranny social contagion began, trannies don't own these colors

>>714467454
>Zelda HD ports
Just twilight princess thanks, I could do without The Legend of Zelda: Bloom and Lighting Waker

>>714467167
well shit, good eye

>>714467557
Half of the gum in tobacco shops here in Europe is some form of blue and pink too, in Japan those colors are also used for Kakigori (aka their snow cones, I'm 100% expecting that color to be a gorilla pun in japanese, Kakigorira or something.)

>>714467643
Magenta and Cyan are very popular colors for it.

>>714467183
That doesn't sound funny to me

>>714467557
The "troon colors" are used as callback to the arcade game colors

so with the stop killing games thing, i learned that Mario Kart World actually has LAN support? does this mean the Switch 2 has built in LAN support? didn't think nintendo would put that in again

>>714453762
Tamagotchi is massive in Japan.

>>714465048
EPD teams have a lot of rotation.

>>714466835
crafted world was easily the worst game on the switch. What a dogshit game especially compared to the masterpiece that was yoshis island. I think its as bad as other m, totk and sticker star

>>714468350
Anon all multiplayer Nintendo games have options for local play that use near-signal wifi.

>>714468350
Ethernet port in the dock.

>>714468490
4/10 bait

>>714468551
name a shittier first party nintendo game than yoshis crafted world. Ports do not count

>>714468738
i meant to say switch game but yeah. There isnt a single first party switch game thats worse

>>714453907
Maybe 3 mil worldwide lifetime sales.

>>714468738
Princess Peach Showtime, the one Zelda game where you play as Zelda, Pokemon Sw/Sh

>>714468738
I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the rest of your post.

>>714454034
Why? they chose that path, could have just not sold and held onto those royalty checks for successful games, the more successful a game the bigger the royalty check, simple as.

>>714468023
looks red to me

>>714468909
>2nd listed game is bait again
Not slick

>>714468990
They're pink like in the game retard-kun

>>714468909
never played princess peach but that zelda was better than totk and sw/sh are much better than scarlett but somehow that sonic 06 disaster wasnt as mind numingly boring as crafted world

crafted world also has one of the worst ost tracks in gaming. Its SOOO fucking bad its like its trying to put you to sleep and not even in a calm and soothing way. Princess Peach looks boring but i doubt it could put me to sleep as hard with its ost

>>714455584
I actually enjoyed that game, it had really nice graphics and the characters were great, not much else.

>>714469070
Princess Peach is literally for babies. And it's not a joke, actually made for little girls. It's not like Mario where it's enjoyable for dad and son, it's just for little girls.

>>714458167
Funny thing, PS5 gets Gears of War on the exact day that Xbox gets Helldivers 2.

>>714469070
Fuck it, you're not even wrong. Crafted World sucks.

>>714469070
>more bait with Tears
Crafted world is shit though

>>714468547
Did they actually ship with one this time or do you till have to go through the hassle of ordering a LAN adapter yourself for 5€?

>>714469070
How can you say that when yoshi's new island exists

>>714469305
It's next to the AC and HDMI ports, so no adapter this time.

>>714469251
>everything i disagree with is bait
Can we stop worshipping journos for 5 seconds

>>714469360
At least one improvement then, very nice.

>>714453273 (OP)
>NS2
>>714453357
>SW2
So which is it? NS2 I thought?

>>714461775
I have never heard of this before.
Looking at the surviving assets that the devs leaked it was even going to have the same kind of fake newspaper manual that the GTA games had years later

>the gameplay would use the Super NES Mouse to click and drag to stretch Kirby out, then launch him to progress in the level
>The game was cancelled by Nintendo eventually due to years of unproductive development. The poor sales of the Super NES Mouse, aside from units bundled with Intelligent Systems' Mario Paint, also may have had an impact on its cancellation

>>714469424
>worshipping journos
Lmao I played the game to form my opinion. Unlike you.

>>714469478
I played it, start to finish, as a conscious adult and it may be the last Nintendo game I ever play. It completely killed my interest in Nintendo and converted me to PC + PS2

>>714469551
Good riddance, hopefully you don't make that our problem.

>>714454147
You know that project likely never even existed right? And now he can say that it has -probably- been cancelled. Taking credit for "leaking" something that was never even true in the first place.
But even so he cautiously said probably. So if Microsoft and Rare surprises us all with a Banjo and Kazooie project anyway, he can still save face.

"Leakers" are pathetic.

I wonder what happened to finally wake up Retro from their haze. What the fuck were they doing in those 5 years? Nothing? Mercurysteam was working on Dread.

>>714469251
cultist retard

>>714469673
Why is it so easy to make you drop your mask? You break out in histerics every single time someone calls you out and use the same images on repeat.

>>714469460
>The game was cancelled by Nintendo eventually due to years of unproductive development.
It's ok when Ninetndo does it.
#SaveRareWare

>>714469704
>Someone doesn't praise your dogshittendo fotmslop

>He must be baiting

Get raped by a pack of niggers

>>714469660
I think Nintendo replaced a lot of the leadership there after they had to scrap the game and then start over
I honestly don't expect the new Prime game to be any good, seems like it's going to be a loose reboot of the original without really doing anything new asides form updating the graphics

>>714469673
>>714469551
>>714469789

>immediately exposes himself because he can't resist his seethe folder
Why is Eric such a mentally ill pedophile?

>>714455961
Why aren't the journos and youtubers up in arms and screaming and shitting about this?
Meaning they turned the internet upside down over Nintendo merely price matching playstation's 80€ games.

>>714469808
True you're not baiting, you're just mentally ill and retarded, which is why you dislike the game I assume. Not that you played it.

>>714469828
I'm only the first guy, cultist nigger

>>714469808
See >>714469828

>>714469827
>I honestly don't expect the new Prime game to be any good, seems like it's going to be a loose reboot of the original
What are you on about? There's a giant 4 on the title screen and fucking Sylux from Hunters and the end of 3 is there, it's a direct sequel.

>>714469894
Eric, reusing buzzwords from the post that you claim isn't you proves how retarded you are

>>714468350
Switch 1 ad hoc system was great for diablo 3 co op. Nice that they kept it for the switch 2

>use 4 images on loop
>everyone knows you use 4 images on loop
>someone calls you out, not knowing it's you
>you post the image
Major Zero would be disappointed. This isn't a sneaking mission at all.

Man, looking at all those bad Xbox news and then at Nintendo and their record sales with the Switch 2 is like fucking day and night lmao.

>>714470147
Turns out being debt-free and having a huge core audience in your country that can cushion you until you set up overseas is a great strategy. Who knew? Wait. Xbox knew back in the 360 days.

>>714469660
They made some game called harmony that went nowhere. Barely out of the design phase. It looks bland, so I'm glad Nintendo moved them on to something else

>>714470147
I wish xbox was more competitive

>hot included in the shcizos (you) spam
Nice

Why is he even pushing his "one game" memes so hard when he knows the system is getting more games in but weeks and is then scheduled to get even more games pretty much every month moving forwards?
He'll just look super pathetic looking backwards when the system is swimming in games and he still clowned around like this.

>>714470317
There's no long term thinking, it's all low level animal responses. He can't even keep up the concern troll act for more than a post or 2

>>714470317
He'll move on to the "doesn't count" phase
Switch 1 seething was exactly the same

>>714470147
They're making a massive building the size of their old HQ and actively hiring to fill it. Nintendo is somehow on their growth part, while everyone else is firing

>>714470256
That webm is probably one of the reasons they failed

>>714470524
>Nintendo is somehow on their growth part, while everyone else is firing
They've been playing the long game since their second switch year, I want to say.

>>714470256
Why do the guys not have lifestyle videos like this? Why is it always the girls?

>>714470726
The guy has to write code and deal with these people I think he wants to kill himself more than advertise it.

>>714469961
cultist pedophile

>>714468738
Everybody 12 Switch

>>714468738
Mario Pinball.

>>714470726
Microsoft guys are busy trying to figure out how windows was coded, which was using some strange ancient languages, and trying to keep it from shitting itself with every update

>>714470779
You lost and got raped,, Eric

>>714470779
>>714470953
Stop replying to yourself man

>>714457440
>85 PRO CONTROL
I don't get it, is this supposed to be shocking or something? Your whole song sucks and doesn't even flow right - you've been at it for months and are still unable to make it work.

>>714471040
See >>714470953

>>714471072
The switch 2 pro controller also has HD rumble and back buttons which this doesn't have.

>>714470779
You have chosen your pitiful end

>>714462842
>>714463354
The issue with the anti-nintendo mindset is that the people criticize nintendo as something they want to perceive them to be, not something that is actually real in a way that is convenient to bashes them. Of course the reality would then smack them in face when nintendo didn't crash and burn like they wished. Worse, when the thing didn't turn out the way they hoped, rather than to assess the situation and understand why, they would rather create assumption bordering on wishful thinking based on their already incorrect perception of realities only to get slapped in face harder later each times by the facts.
As for why, it's either because their ego is tied to having superior platform and not being a losers(like some snoys), or hating what they considered evil corporate like disney, where both decided pegs nintendo as. Only for nintendo to succeed and their platforms lagging behind at best, becoming a "loser" platform at worst, or didn't suffer economic issue like most "evil" corporate did, and changing into a benevolent company like they wished.
Anyone who didn't fell into either of the two case will eventually fall into either of them later as their needs to denies reality get worse.
It's only dumber when they would turn around and recommend a company is just as guilty of they accused nintendo of like what anon said.

>TLDR: Anti-nintendo are utterly tied to their convenient preconceived notion and would rather lie to themselves further than let go of it.

>>714471687
I want to add a point to this, 9 times out of 10 these people end up sounding like absolute schizophrenics to everyone outside their hug boxes because of how utterly deranged they make their complaints, which works against the actual logical criticisms that can be levied, which are now dismissed by others as just nonsense. It's almost as if arguing like an insane person makes all of your argumentation invalid regardless of its actual value.

Nintendo always wins

>>714463401
yeah, but europe was preparing to do it too and europe has more influence than australia

>>714472560
That's besides the point

>>714472336
the losing competition

>>714472674
>already has more exclusives than the piss5 and it hasn't even been a month
Zamn!

>>714472674
Eric, that snoytranny cope lost and got raped

>>714472674
>Already more games than the PS5 in less than a month
Grim

Is Wii on NSO possible? Or are those games just too big

>>714471817
I have less issues with people criticizing nintendo itself(no one is above criticism) than the fact that they have to resort to making a frustratingly idiotic argument.
That said, your post remind me of something I forgot to mention, when the stuff didn't goes the way they wanted, these people would immediately make a strawman of the customer/nintendo to escape from reality, than to consider if they might have been wrong.

>>714462842
Is it possible to use PS4 controllers on PS5?

>>714470779
The more you spam it the more likely you are to get caught

>>714453273 (OP)
>>714453762
Anybody play Tamagotchi Plaza? How is it?

>>714471687
>>714471817
Might be that these things happen because they treat companies and big corporations like they're human and not like a company/corporation trying to sell you what the corpo believes is something you'll want (and in Nintendo's case, people actually do want).

>>714472674
This image still lives rent free in your head
Funnier because it's all completely correct.

>>714453273 (OP)
>that image
kek this shit still makes me laugh
I guess this image will replace all and every famitsu thread OP for years to come

>>714472987
Yes, but you can only use it to play PS4 games

>>714473204
Reminder that some smelly jew wikipedia editor started posting mobile and shovelware games on the PS5 exclusives page to pad it and make it look good.

>>714472893
Nintendo already have a full 4K Wii emulator. They released this in China, and that's the reason we got such a good port of Mario Galaxy in the 3D AllStars.

So adding Wii to NSO is no issue at all, it's something Nintendo will no doubt add during the Switch 2's life cycle.

>>714472674
>The Duskbloods - Shovelware
> Kirby Air Riders - Port
> Mario Kart World - Port of Mario Kart 8, yet again
Holy shit, the lying and cope.

>>714453417
is Mari. Umi was made for hand holding, marriage, and family making

>>714473132
I'd argue while what you said is partially true regarding the case of the anti-corporate side, the stuff I mention is rather an issue of people being too dependent on their preconceived notion and lazily decided that if they succeed in their poorly defined goals they will get what they wanted better game at better price, or if not that, pleasure of bashing people they hate while feeling superior, regardless of how reality actually works.
Them defining company as either friendly people or evil greedy cash sucking machine is very dependent on what feel convenient to them, and in a way, is a method to bash the company they hated. Even steam didn't escape this corpo accusation on some occasions.

>>714474253
Oh yes, definitely. We will always try to get a more beneficial deal in the end.

Why is every Bananza thread a minefield?
It's either just a bunch of shitposts, actual talk about the game or a stealth CP thread.

>>714474768
Unironically Nintendo Derangement Syndrome. Schizos are mindbroken over Nintendo's continued success and this is how they cope with it

>>714474768
I started avoiding any threads made with little girls in the OP period after what happened with p*agm*ta threads

>>714475002
Qrd?

>>714475280
Many tendies are also pedos

>>714475676
this anon admitted to having a cp stash btw

>>714475676
They were asking about the Prag threads retard, not your thinly veiled fetish.

>>714454147
I have exactly 0 faith that modern Rare could've pulled off a new BK game anyway.

>>714454034
Didn't most of the good people in Rare jump ship to Playtonic already? Yooka-Laylee hasn't been topshelf but the energy's there at least.

What's going on with the Switch 2 FUD threads being made with trannies in the OP? A new tactic to associate trannies with Nintendo?

>>714475280
they just used the threads to dogwhistle CP references at each other and post catbox links with CP in them so they're pretty much "delete on sight" now

>>714478023
All of that bullshit almost killed the catbox site too, they lost their patreon account over those posters uploading that stuff.

>>714477646
it's because Hunter was rumored to play zelda in the movie. it was bullshit of course but eric, in his infinite wisdom, decided that he was going to spam him to annoy tendies. it doesn't.

>>714478275
the catbox admin still has to deal with spiteful embed posters to this day

>>714478478
Leave it to Eric to spam a meme long after /v/ is done with it and run it into the ground, no one has talked or made a thread about Hunter in over a month and now he makes a dozen threads a day with him.

>>714475676
Shhhhhh......you will make them angry for speaking the truth

>>714479017
meanwhile, Sony had to fire a VP for being a pedo.

>>714479017
Sounds like a projection

>>714480309
Like him?

Genuinely thought SF6 would do better tbdesu. Solid port technically, reasonably priced with the DLC additions and has promised continued support. Had better fan reception than either Tekken or MK1 and still has casual appeal due to strength of IP/legacy. Would be worrying if USFII:TFC sells more.

>>714483349
Japan normies hate gamekey cards.

>>714483349
cause SF6 competitive has to be on PS5

>>714453273 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 145,069 / 1,185,113
Oof. Those legs... they're rough, aren't they.

>>714483349
Its key card slop, no one wants that shit.

>>714484975
One month of MKW sales and it's already at 1/6th of the PS5's total lifetime sales kek, it'll outsell in the PS5 before the end of the year.

>>714484975
You keep reposting this. Are you just shitposting?

>>714485675
MKW could sell 400k more copies next week and they would still say the same thing.

>>714484975
It's like 200k off the amount of Switch 2's sold in Japan as a whole and 20k less than the amount of Switch 2's sold in Japan that week do these sales charts count digital?

>>714486159
No, Famitsu only covers physical.

>>714475726
Three separate times. This is the first time he admitted it.

>>714484975
Week to week the legs are growing

Bumo

Can already tell we're in for another decade of seething about Nintendo

>>714466107
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate

>>714454530
Fuck, Eric OBLITERATED lmao

>>714484574
I just assumed SF had more casual appeal, but I guess that SFII is that one title everyone loves and its success doesn't immediately extend to other entries. Like P5 or Nier Automata.

>>714470147
Nintendo is an entertainment company that happens to make games
At nintendo a level designer is competing for headcount with a character artist or a programmer or whatever
Microsoft is a services company
A dev there is competing with cloud infrastructure or even AI shit

>>714484574
>EVO bought out by Sony despite Playstation hardware being shit for fighting games
Another crime for which they must answwr

>>714467183
That will be incredible I will be mocking Rarefags on that day. I loved the Country trilogy but Rare fell into wokeslop themselves and Nintendo somehow saw this coming and didn't buy them out. Really savvy move most people probably would have wanted to hold onto them after their success with SNES and N64 titles.

>>714491692
The Stamper brothers that founded Rare and were looking to cash out around that time is probably what prompted Nintendo to sell their stake and let MS buy them

>>714491692
It's a shame all those IPs are going to waste though, even if Rare themselves sucked post Nintendo it'd be nice to have Banjo or JFG have the potential to actually get a new game some day under a company that actually knows how to make video games.

>>714491882
Wasn't aware of that, makes sense.

>>714491942
Meant to mention the o ly Rare IP that got a worthwhile entry post buyout was Killer Instinct (and Rare didn't even work on the new KI game)

>>714491609
The funniest thing about it is that they somehow think that a wireless fightstick is going to be successful.

Lastest Misinformation has dropped.
Again.

>>714459423
They can't "demand" an IP Rare only had the borrowed rights to work. That's basically one of the reasons Rare created Banjo.

>>714453273 (OP)
>2. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza – 102,289 / NEW
>3. [PS5] Death Stranding 2 – 71,964 / NEW

>>714453273 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 161.021 (1.402.183)
>Software Sales (physical only)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 145,069 / 1,185,113
Damn, that's a 90 sell rate, and its physical only. I think MKW will end up as the top selling game of all time

>>714491692
>I loved the Country trilogy
Doesn't sound like it if you're so eager to start shitting on them.

>>714492641
I'm not shitting on 1998 Rareware, I'm shitting on post N64 Rare.

>>714453907
God that's so cute.

>>714455034
This asshole should at least make the PS5 being worth it's value first. It seems people bought PS5 to play PS4 games.

>>714458986
That was just one guy who saw a DKC poster in the office and thought it meant they own it.

>>714454530
Holy samefag Bateman

kek go take a look at the Resetera thread if you want to have a laugh
>Let's see how Call of Duty does on Switch 2. I don't see it doing that well.

>Games like Call of Duty and FC are a hit because they feel great to play. They are high quality experiences (despite people complaining online). And most people prefer these games on a TV or monitor - not handheld.

>Nintendo still doesn't have great online, ergononics is lacking on Joy-Cons, no analog triggers on their controllers etc. And Nintendo hardware lags behind the competition.

>It is going to be a diminished experience on a hybrid device compared to a regular high end console.

>>714494280
Link to the thread?

>>714494391
Post in thread 'Famitsu software sales (6/23/25 – 6/29/25)' https://www.resetera.com/threads/famitsu-software-sales-6-23-25-%E2%80%93-6-29-25.1234977/page-3#post-142305279

>>714486159
>>714486324
Only covers physical, though those numbers include the Mario Kart bundle because it's easy to check for them.

>>714494734
>Even the snoy hub of retardera are saying Nintendo won
>Even the mods
Yeah, Sony's finished.

I like the fact he's still doing the "ur a pedo" projection when this is another thread he admitted to owning CP
>>714458180

>>714495485
There's still some trying to hold the line with their digital cope lmao.

>>714455034
>releasing PS6 before they release a game on PS5
What's the next step of their master plan?

>>714454034
>ruined Donkey Kong
>killed collectathons
>most obnoxious fanbase
I'm glad they are dead.
Jet Force Gemini was fun though.

Is it true that you know who is angry because of SKG?

>>714470317
If there's more than 1 game, they're ports. If they're not ports, they're shovelware. If they're not shovelware, they're shit. If they're not shit, Astro Bot won GOTY. If no one cares about Astro Bot, he will regurgitate his usual phrases and dump his funkyjunk folder. His modus operandi is extremely predictable.

>>714496813
And if those don't work, he proceeds to post about slitting throats until he gets banned. Due to him losing his biggest supporter amongst the mods, he lost the ability to post scat and CP with full impunity.

>>714472893
They should bully Sega into letting them add Dreamcast.

>>714494280
>trannies are having to hold onto the last hold out of the Dude Bro era of gaming as their last hope against Nintendo
Amazing.

>>714496762
Yes, because Sony would be affected worse than Nintendo (who wouldn't need to change much about their practices) if it comes to pass.

>>714494280
>Call of Duty
>high quality experience

>>714494280
>ergononics is lacking on Joy-Cons,
This I do agree with, especially the switch 1 all things considered, the ergonomics were ass.
That said a generic chinky case that gives it the usual controller ass handles and makes it more rigid fixes the issue for like 10 bucks.
>no analog triggers on their controllers etc.
Unironically turned out to be a meme even for racing games, hair trigger clicks feel far better, especially while using gyro aim.
>And Nintendo hardware lags behind the competition.
I like my video games device not costing a fucking grand.

>>714494734
When the sales of CoD on Switch 2 are weak they're going to pretend it's Nintendo's fault while completely ignoring it's a first CoD on a Nintendo platform in over a decade.
Same song and dance as with all those previously PS aligned franchises like Atelier or Trails that needed time to build up audience and now sell better on Switch

>>714494280
The new joycons are actually super comfortable though.
Paired dual-controllers and the freedom they give your arms are really wonderful. And now they're finally bigger and with better buttons and sticks. So the small size of the first joycons are no longer an issue.

Picture related. Comfy as fuck. And the new joycons are far better.

>>714453907
Pretty much anyone that has a Switch 2 today will buy this game. Maybe not on launch day but eventually on the next 2-3 months.

did some other good news for japan drop that there's yet another wave of antijapan propaganda spam in the catalog?

>>714494280
The new Joy Con actually fit my massive skeleton hands and feel good to hold and use, so I can't agree. Also the Pro Controller actually feels pro and is basically the only thing I use when I'm not using it in handheld. Hell I whip it out for tabletop play as well.

>>714500597
i dont know if its related to anything but that horse gacha from japan and pedo gacha from korea got a release on steam and it looks like the horse gacha is more popular

>>714500870
The horse gacha is actually a funny example because cygames is publishing it themselves instead of using crunshitroll as a middleman, largely because CR kept going full jew on the games to run them to the ground for some extra peanuts.
Expect a full blown slander campaign on the game long term.

>>714494280
>no analog triggers on their controllers
this is objectively a good thing though, analog triggers are fucking cancer

>>714501018
>Japan does something on their own
>The West goes scorched earth on them for it
Checks out.

>>714500597
There's this but IDK if it's the reason.

>>714499748
The yearly slop they put out might struggle initially since everyone who wants to pay for COD is already on PC and PS, but Warzone? That shit could be huge if it comes to the Switch 2.
A lot of people play Fortnite on the Switch 1 lol.

>>714453273 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 161.021 (1.402.183)
>Switch – 15.323 (35.793.431)
>PlayStation 5 – 7.333 (6.910.279)

>>714505876
sorry anon, just wanted to entertain myself

>>714469660
They were working on a Kameo clone that got cancelled. That was the big massive game they spent all of their post tropical freeze time working on until Namco fucked their version of Prime 4 beyond repair

>>714507213
>street fighter 2 post match.jpg

It will flop

>>714507991
I'm worried about you. seek God

>>714508067
Your "god" and "jesus" don't exist and never did. You are mentally I'll. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>714508152
Retard.

>>714508152
i'll pray for you. God loves you.

>>714508152
>mentally I'll
I haven't seen him pull that one out in a while.

>>714508152
Congrats on being dumber than a flat earther, Eric

>>714508152
>Your "god" and "jesus" don't exist and never did.
Wouldn't you like to know what it's like to live healed of your obsessions? To be free and joyful?

New misinfo cope just dropped.
>Nintendo used shit storage and limited the amount of writes that can be made to it. Every switch 2 is a ticking time bomb.

Meanwhile in reality.
https://wccftech.com/nintendo-switch-2-held-back-software-limitations-exfat/
>Unlike Sony and Microsoft, Nintendo keeps a strict limit on how many times a game can write data on the NAND to prevent it from dying too soon, which is thoroughly checked in the rigorous approval process for both new games and updates.
AKA it's actually a good thing. Nintendo has implemented a protection for rogue games wearing our your SSD (which all of are write limited)

>>714509372
2 misinformation copes in 1 day?
I guess after the mass layoffs at Xbox, they needed something to distract.

>>714509571
>I guess after the mass layoffs at Xbox
worse, 2k layoffs, and 6k jeet visas

>>714508152
your master playstation is a false idol
repent now and you can still be saved

>>714509372
>nintendo tries to keep the user's SSDs usable for as long as possible
>they've attacked scammers that put malware into hacked switches and stopped him, despite this ONLY effecting people pirating nintendo games
>they strongarmed thirdparties to maintain backwards compatibility so switch 1 games will keep working on switch 2 instead of the scumbags selling the games again at full price
its amazing how pro-consumer nintendo is

>>714463306
They did. It had a year of updates which were just re-adding basic holidays to the game that weren't programmed in to begin with because EPD 5 are that incompetent. When it finished it had less content than New Leaf did at launch. Even the DLC was just Happy Home Designer copypasted.

>it clearly doesn't need anything to keep selling
That's the problem. The worst Animal Crossing game is now the best selling. All because of the pandemic. We can hope the devs won't take all the wrong lessons from this but I doubt it. Switch 2 AC will be another shallow entry in a series that hasn't evolved since the N64.

>>714510105
>It had a year of updates which were just re-adding basic holidays to the game that weren't programmed in to begin with because EPD 5 are that incompetent.
That's one way to look at it, but I'd argue they intentionally left holidays out so people couldn't time travel to experience them early during the first year.

>>714510830
errmmm why are you against letting people play games how they want by time traveling in their game based around schedules and the year and burning themselves out in the process??? you're a tendie chud for siding with nintendo!

>>714453273 (OP)
how's japan even have a functioning society with this shit numbers?

>>714508152
>Admitting to owning CP, doing his Atheist posting and all his old catchphrases all in one thread
That's how you know something's really bugging him.

>>714507991
See you when it doesn't Rare bro.

>>714511136
you think those numbers are bad? those are 5 times the numbers the UK has, when it does report game sales

>>714511335
DBZ kong is surprisingly kino as fuck

>>714466215
Nintendo Land. You'd have to take some creative liberties with the gamepad heavy minigames but it could work with gameshare.

>>714496762
Y'know, I kind of realized, but considering Sony does not yet have a successful live service game that can keep the money going in to justify them making their Triple A over-the-shoulder moviegame slop, if SKG manages to make a meaningful change then it becomes a lot more dangerous for Sony to do their throw-every-live-service-game-type-under-the-sun-and-see-what sticks strategy and makes it a lot more likely that Sony could potentially exit the videogame console business. That would probably explain why he'd attempt to slander the movement.

Yesterday's news just make me appreciate Nintendo more.
I can't ever see them gutting studios like Retro or Next Level Games or Monolith or Intelligent Systems just so they can please the stock casino addicts known as investors. I can go to sleep soundly knowing they and their games are safe.

>>714509571
It usually happens around the time the weekly famitsu sales get posted. It's not even just 'Eric' anymore, journos and other console war fags are also seething this hard over this

>>714511770
>Sony sees everything they do as just being throwaway products and treat them with no care
>This mindset extended to their GaaS push treating all of them as disposable games, pumping another if one dies
>Now it can once again bite them hard
Heh.

>>714510047
I'm not gonna pretend nintendo is some magical pro consumer utopia or anything, they're not my friend, they're a corporation, at the end of the day all they want is my money. But damn it if they're not one of the only corporations in gaming that still has the mindset of "If we make a product people enjoy, they will give us money for that product" instead of trying to get people addicted to gambling and normalizing $200 of season passes in a single year.

>>714511335
>banana for hair
somehow it fucking works

>>714511770
>Sony could potentially exit the videogame console business
That'd be the absolutely best ending.

>>714511770
i didn't realize that the SKG movement is actually going to affect GaaS. thats kinda crazy. sony really needs to make all their games have offline mode

>>714511335
He hated rare dk 5 minutes ago, back before he latched onto it in the hope it would give him oldfag credibility

>>714511770
Checking some threads people here are really pushing the narrative that more than half the signatures are actually fake ones. It's pretty unhinged.

>>714511770
How hard can it fucking be to just leave an offline playable version of your shit even if you don't support it? Even Nintendo and Capcom figured it out with those animal crossing and capcom gachas

>>714472893
>are those games just too big
They'll be fine if we could just pick and choose which games to download.

>>714512676
*mega man

>>714512676
They don't want people to have the "Why spend money now if can get everything in go later" mentally.

>>714509571
There's a good chance it is because of SKG since there's actual talks going on with various governments.

>>714507991
>also rare

>>714472893
I would kill for a punch-out release.

>>714513103
I always thought that 3 was the weakest of the trilogy. It's not bad, just not as good as the first 2.

>>714469660
That Glass Door review thingy from a couple years ago made me give up hope but MP4's looking pretty good. They're all time great devs imo so I wonder what they were working on that was such a fucking mess.

>>714507991
I gotta insist, the fact that his was made by someone who actually knows how to draw is extremely sad.

Don't think we need another thread, everything that needed to be said was.

>>714472893
A modern way to play Wii Sports would be a system seller.

>>714512676
i remember SIM CITY 2013 being a online only game, and the devs said the game could only work online. but pirates made an offline mode for it. fuck EA

>>714513483
those glass door reviews were fake. i even tried and got reviews for retro without working for them

>>714512443
anon, the skg movement started to really gain trackti9n after jewbisoft killed the crew to get oeople to play the crew 2

>>714472893
I feel it's inevitable, it just depends on whether they map ds touch controls to joycon 2 mouse mode, or if they manage to get joycon 1 to perfectly emulate wiimotes first

>>714454530
Took me a second. Well done

>>714512676
diablo 3 is always online on pc but has offline mode on consoles. its entirely doable

>>714459423
Microdick couldn't demand shit

>>714513576
We never did 100% find out why our schizo is so unhinged lately. Though as other anons said, there's a good chance it's SKG after all since if that goes off, it will completely screw over Sony's pump and dump with the GaaS push.

>>714454530
Heh

>>714514270
Death Stranding 2 flopped

>>714513932
i didnt realize that the crew was a gaas title. i thought ubisoft was just a dick that wanted to remove it from stores and somehow removed it from being playable