tried starting my own youtube gaming channel 3 years ago,my most viewed video has 203 views and I have just over 1.3k total views
why is it so easy for some people to make it while for the rest of us it seems impossible?
pic somewhat related, if I was a girl maybe it would be easier?
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>>714457501 (OP)I think charisma is a random trait. It's just luck and it could be anything. Look at an ugly, fat, retard like DSP. How does he even make a living from streaming?
Everything from the way you look to the way you speak matter. It's not the content but how you deliver it that clicks with people and is completely random. of-course pretty girls with big tiddies already have an advantage but there are plenty of pretty girls that never made because there's also this issue called oversaturation. There were barely any e-girls 15 years ago but now they are everywhere.
>>714457501 (OP)I subscribe to a handful of 20-39 view a video let's players and they just seem to keep on trucking cause they like it. Going into it to succeed seems like a mistake and an easy way to make yourself miserable. I wouldn't try to express myself creatively in an outlet that requires engagement to please me. What if you get no engagement? Wow what a waste of time. Sorry no one cared. Good luck in the future.
>>714457501 (OP)you were meant to buy bot views you retard
more views = more views
>>714457501 (OP)Youโre probably playing over saturated games.
Try the more niche shit that very few touch
>>714457501 (OP)youtube hates gaming and unless you promote yourself they will never shove you into the algorithm. The algorithm is something you need to learn, you can keep uploading and hope for the one that lands but knowing when and what to upload does a lot of pull. Till then you are advertising yourself, that means posting on reddit, twitter, facebook, old ass forums and you may as well drop it here because why the fuck not.
People have zero reason to go look for your shit when you are a nobody so learn to advertise your self and I hope whatever game you are attaching yourself to is something you enjoy.
also abuse youtube shorts once you get people watching you, they don't do much in terms of bringing views but holy shit can they pump your sub numbers up for the play button.
Or just get into fashion and food or children toys, youtube loves that shit.
Think of it like a monthly magazine. You put out your regular contents, but you would need that one or two big cover story about controversy(*cough* clickbaits *cough*) related to your contents.
My 2 worthless pesos
>>714457501 (OP)learn to abuse the algorithm like that thor faggot and you'll go far
>>714457501 (OP)Ask Chat GPT to write tags for you.
Also get it to write your titles and descriptions.
Also be cringe, "clackity clack that like button" it's stupid but it works.
Also the best way to grow a channel? Be inflammatory. Give people a reason to shit talk you in the comments. this drives engagements.
>>714457501 (OP)Have you tried making a soijak face for your thumbnails
>>714457501 (OP)>if I was a girl maybe it would be easier?100%, with the following caveats:
1. The audience woould be formed of horny simps, not people who give the slightest fuck about the content
2. Don't even think of becoming a tranny, everybody hates those creatures
>>714457990So, a buddy of mine linked a penguinz video, and I had to close it in the first few seconds because the guy talks like a mongo. Do you weirdos actually like this?
>>714457501 (OP)>RODE mic arm>some gamershit microphonewtf is this bitch doing?
>>714457501 (OP)It's random. That's why some of the big channels and streamers are fucking boring assholes but that one guy you like has been stuck at 50K subs and not that many views despite being funny and good at editing or streaming. Some get lucky, some don't. You can manipulate the odds to be in your favor up to a certain degree but it's still not guaranteed.
>>714457501 (OP)Are you attractive or have cartoonish potential?
>>714459616>>714459707They're really heavy and get in the way of doing things :/
>>714458416I have the only played to completion videos of Koloown Highschool Chronicle and the videos have 50-200views
>>714459850Not my problem.
>>714457501 (OP)Youtube is horrible to try to get into, you either abuse the pajeet algorithm or die
Thereโs a reason why people use those thumbnails that they are probably embarrassed about every time they personally see them
>>714457501 (OP)1) make ACTUAL content
2) be consistent
3) make an effort to actually promote yourself
>>714457501 (OP)there's a reason why most artists in the world across all mediums, recognized as being masters of their craft, still never see any notoriety until well after they die.
and these are even from mediums that are/were considered high art that was supposed to be made for intellectuals.
>>714457501 (OP)>Make autistic build video for fun>10k views in a year>never follow it upLel
>>714460925It has 19k now despite getting copyright claimed, cutting it's progress in views
>>714457990dsp begs like his life depends on it, every single day, morning and night. dsp is the anti-streamer.
you either upload once every six months or are the dumbest rizz vacuum on earth.
>>714457501 (OP)If 12 year old me recording Mario Tennis gamplay vids on my moms camera and uploading them to youtube can get 7k views then so can you anon.
>>714460246Youtube is literally the best platform to start on. I've been livestreaming for 6 months and have 200 subs and hundreds of thousands of views on shorts. Twitch is the shit platform for newbies.
>>714459387>The audience woould be formed of horny simps, not people who give the slightest fuck about the contentI'm one of those horny simps for Miss Chalice and I watch for her lore videos and because I find her hot.
>>714459387stream audiences are half horny simps regardless of your sex. if you're a guy it's just gay dudes and girls maybe if you're not a monster. stream viewers are lonely people by and large.
>>714457501 (OP)the space is too saturated for you to stand out
if you wanted to succeed as a casual video game bro you should've done that back when the place was a blue ocean
if you wanted to succeed in red ocean you have to stand out, either do something that's clearly different or be controversially obnoxious
The most loud, vacuous, narcissistic tard moron that I personally know has decided to become a Vtuber and I've been pondering this ever since. There's nothing interesting about this guy. Apart from a personality slightly too large for the rather small rooms he inhabits and an ability to redirect all productive conversations back to himself there really isn't anything interesting about this guy. He just commissioned an anime girl avatar for himself and went to town.
I think 95% of the people in the gaming youtube space (Probably Vtubing too) are boring humans with nothing of substance to say on any topic. They've never had original thoughts in their lives and just want to sit infront of an audience, play whatever slop, say "That's crazy chat" every half hour or so and expect accolates and or pats on the ass for doing so. Why? Because they've fallen in love with the IDEA of living someone elses life but never stopped once to think about the reality of it.
People are lonely. But they aren't THAT lonely. There are a hundred trillion million narcissists on youtube who are doing this. If you're going to show up at the table, how are you any different? What do you bring to the table that's fresh or unique? What is, as a suit would say, "Your Unique Selling Point?"
Even then. If there WERE someone who was so irrepressably unique and brilliant that they deserved their following, how would they gain a following in this meta, I wonder? Youtubes algos don't reward uniqueness. They reward conformity and expect you to churn slop in the content creator kowloon with all the other nobodies. This is the part I haven't figured out yet.
This girl is slightly too self-aware to be prime renaissance festival nerd pussy but at least has less miles on her than your average club whore.
I block every low view channel youtube recommends to me, I don't want to hear some nasally twerp talk about how Majora's Mask is about the stages of grief like it isn't obvious.
>>714457501 (OP)If you don't have boobs or charisma (which are male boobs) the you need autism. Either disect everything about a game or talk about niche ones.
It's a big club and you ain't in it
>>714461593>but at least has less miles on her than your average club whoreShe's a con-attending cosplayer. No she doesn't.
>>714457501 (OP)Are you American? No? You're fucked basically and no amount of VPN use will save you.
>>714458214What is there to even talk about
>thing happened wow did you see the thing happenThere are dudes with 4 million subs that are like this and it is interesting how seal like the general masses are.
>thing happens>look the thing happened>audience: wow it did /clapsHilarious
>>714457501 (OP)>tried starting my own youtube gaming channel 3 years ago,my most viewed video has 203 views and I have just over 1.3k total viewsis your content actually worthwhile?
A lot of people today have this weird notion they're entitled to success from effort alone, but are hopelessly ignorant of their own lack of quality.
op's pic is ai augmented by the way, she does not have gigantic tits spilling out in the actual vid
>>714462718Still attractive desu.
>>714462718>bushy eyebrowsimagine pussy and armpits
>>714462718fuck OP hope his channel keeps failing for doing this
>>714457501 (OP)at least one vid a week anon.
You gotta get that 200-1000 views consistent then drop one about a topical subject.
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My waifu will always be Angel Alyx.
>>714457501 (OP)Why do you want to distract people for a living? Streamers are immoral, clipping time away from others for a nickel.
OP why should people watch you?
a lot of people seem to think that their work has value purely because they put effort into it
>>714463239>entertainment is immoralkys
>>714462718>>714457501 (OP)That sucks. A girl with a similar face, and actualy big tits, is Yellz. So if you need to satisfy your urges, go look up Yellz.
>>714457501 (OP)>>714462718who dis and what content does she make?
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>>714457501 (OP)I always get constant views for a week and then it just stops. Only way to make nowadays is just to get lucky with the algorithm.
>>714458279this and have bots arguing in the comments to build engagement so the algo will boost you
every successfull streamer is fake and gay
>>714459850allow mine hands to relieve thy burden
>>714457501 (OP)i used to have a big channel, highest viewed video was like 2 million views, total views was in the 10 millions idr, i would just upload really high effort, high quality videos of things that were important to me, generally only public upload once every few months
i never monetized though because i'm not a sellout faggot and i deleted my channel because i got bored of it, but that's my advice make videos you care about because if you don't care it's more likely nobody else will either
>>714459469that penguinz guy is unbearable I don't know why he's popular.
>>714459616same
>>714457501 (OP)you just have to be autistically into a game or series. What games are you interested in?
>>714458423This
If you want to build a gaming channel, abuse shorts, posts, and polls. Those are all pushed more than anything real you would make, and can put eyes on you. This won't always equate to views, plenty of people have community post only relationships with creators, but, it can help.
And find a niche. Find a series or genre to be a central tent pole. You don't have to always do those, but a good amount should be, until you get more established to retain an audience. You're not going to compete as a general video game creator, but you can probably secure some niche if it isn't too saturated.
Keep a somewhat regular schedule, the algorithm hates it if you're irregular. Spend some time prerecording some stuff to fill in for days you end up missing.
Talk. About something. Have character. Raw gameplay is a dime a dozen, you need to add something.
>>714463314chibibree, makes a podcast with some other dude on ashes of creation
>>714457990DSP was an early adopter of gaming on YouTube you fucking retard. His begacy is what keeps him afloat.
>>714462718life is full of disappointments :(
>>714462718She should really get implants, would double her views
>>714457990>I think charisma is a random trait.>posts a guy with negative charismaDPS is carried by momentum (he got in early) and hatewatching.
>>714457990dsp is 100% carried by hatrewatching, you sperg. of course charisma is a talent, but its something you can build up by becoming a confident, secure person.
>>714462718>not even attractiveBet she still gets donations from retards like
>>714462763
>>714457501 (OP)wait is that the heli-o-copter chick?
Reminder that DSP is actually based and /v/ has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.
Stop being a sheep.
His DNF review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s
His RE6 review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g
His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI
His AssCreed Unity review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk
His 1886 review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0Yw
His Evolve review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM
Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m
His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s
Five Nights at Freddy's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8
Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s
Not afraid to call out YouTube on their ridiculously unfair business practices:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myBv7M8eG34
Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds
Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646
His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8
Also, as a streamer:
>Does not accept donations.
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS
DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.
If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP /v/ mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.
>>714462718ITS FUCKING OVER
>>714461471Conforming and commenting on [ALGO HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY] sounds nightmarish. Some people have no standards for their work and will do whatever the meta demands.
>>714457501 (OP)You need to either be
>impressively good at a task>attractive>super authentic/charming>unique>lucky>consistent>dip into random drama/ragebait/ridiculous bullshit and the 2 above>early on the platformBasically its out of your control. So put out something you want to and are happy with and dont expect anything from it and you might be surprised.
>>714457501 (OP)titty streamers dont actually play vidya. also Jewtube pushes podcast and react channels because normal fags like drama. also /v/ would rather watch video essays voiced by annoying commonwealth ai voice.
>>714457501 (OP)be this guy:
https://vocaroo.com/1gNnqNBiojFq
>>714461471there's nothing interesting about any e-celeb. its all fake and coming up with ways to stir up the masses that includes /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQfEbFgzX90
>>714462718>she does not have gigantic tits spilling out most women wearing corsets either
>>714467889Wtf. Now this is a guy I can trust
>>714468039All drama is manufactured, they all know eachother. legacy media and those in high places have a hand in amplifying voices they want you to hear.
Even if something is real; the vultures will never miss an opportunity to plant themselves adjacent to it.
All this pirate software/SKG drama is no different, just the cause is slightly more palatable; hating a smug cunt and forcing corps to do the bare minimum
>>714466998https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL1srYCrTkw
Spent 3 hours adding silly sounds to clips with variable FPS so it exported like shit.
>>714457501 (OP)I hate how she waxes her forearms and shaves/waxes her armpits and legs, and how she is all about "exercise" and goes anorexic every few months. She would look so good chubby and hairy.
>>714461209Anon, youtube a decade or two ago was a completely different beast. Fucking anyone could make a big video by posting any old crap with Unregistered Hypercam 2 and LCD Soundsystem for the music. I miss those days.
>>714469751I feel like you just can't ever be yourself on the internet anymore without getting some corpo shilling or drama your way. Plus AI slop flooding the internet with shit that isn't even real. At least this anonymous hellhole puts us all on equal footing.
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I generally refuse to watch female content creators because nine times out of ten they either
>Wear revealing clothes and attempt to get clicks with their tits. OH LOOK AT MY TITS! CLICK ON MY VIDEO BECAUSE THERE'S A HINT OF BOOBIES!
>Play up the dumb cutesey girly-girl routine
>Have no idea what they're talking about and are shit at what the do, relying on one of the above or even both for views
I also hate their thirsty audience. Have some standards, guys. These whores would be lost without you, and they deserve to be.
>>714470224Is that part of why vtubers blew up? Females that are more autistic losers like the rest of us.
>>714470403Vtubers are my post but anime avatar edition, and it's even more pathetic. It's just glorified makeup for the kind of girls that can't reel in simps with their actual looks.
I checked some out once due to curiosity, and the chats were filled with retarded, sheltered manchildren who likely live at home and demand tendies for dinner. All parties were repulsive.
>>714470403On the content creation side it's a race to the bottom for who can become famous with the least amount of effort,
On the viewer side it's a race to the top for the saddest SOBs willing to fund their dirty femanon NEET lifestyles.
>>714457501 (OP)Probably 2 out of 3 famous youtuber have buy their views.
Everyone know that. Just divide by 10 the view count to have the real views count.
>>714470403>Females that are more autistic losers like the rest of us.No. They're the world's greatest scam artists. Too shy or perhaps too ugly to be on cam? No worries, just do a cutesy voice and use an extremely perverted avatar.
>>714459852>gay anime shitOk try playing something actually good next
>>714457501 (OP)you have to play the algorithm. learn what sort of things make a thumbnail popular, commentate on a topical issue. That's just how the YT game is. You're NGMI just making retro game reviews, sorry but it'd not 2008 anymore.
>>714470224I refuse to watch them because they're so boring. Even in real life women are generally boring.
Maybe it's because they're so looks orientated they just don't see the point in doing things like developing a personality or having charisma. In their world all that matters is how good they look.
Youtube has been pushing some asian streamer on me lately and I checked out a few videos and it's seriously like watching paint dry. I cannot even fathom why any male would ever watch her. She doesn't get her tits out so what's the point? She's so dull.
>>714457501 (OP)sucks to suck, I got millions of views making shitty video game anime edits
>>714467889>slight ESL lispI heard it. Dutch? maybe Polish?
>>714467889It's so fucking weird to hear someone try and imitate a voice as deep as mine. Maybe I don't have as much 'rizz as I thought and it's been carried by my voice this whole time?
>>714462718No reason to keep this thread bookmarked then
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I want to make videos and shit but I'm autistic and like screaming nigger at the top of my lungs because I think it's really funny
I don't know where I would go that wouldn't ban me and have people trying to ruin my life because they worship black people
>>714471131I'm hearing some Swedish, but it's faint.
>>714471182post a vocaroo so we can all laugh at what a faggot you are
>>714471351Just get a black friend
problem solved.
>>714470403so many trannies too now, ugh
>>714471665that does nothing to stop jewish corporations from unpersoning my content because jewish advertisers don't like it
>>714471351>I want to shout nigger and get paid for it Born 170 years too late my friend.
>>714457501 (OP)All bs, quality of your work is lacking. You will need top quality in audio and video. Content should be easy to follow and a regular posting schedule is a must. If you lack in any of the fields, views will take a hit.
>>714471661>vocaroohttps://voca.ro/1awd5fMLQuCt
>>714458279>you were meant to buy bot views you retardDunno about youtube (not arguing whatsoever though), but it's 100% the case for twitch. Most popular and semi-popular streamers have botted views. The thing is so big that some of them just outright say it out loud, like, "yeah, this dude has bots, and that one too, and this one... and me? noooo, I would never :)"
They ALL have bots
>>714471745The black friend will at least deter said judaism, and wont get the content axed but if you want sponsored content you need to role the Dreidel.
>>714471865Huge channels are boring and are artificially upheld by the platforms. Open secret. Nieche is the way to go nowadays.
hey /v/ what do you think of my skyrim lets play is this good?
https://youtu.be/xi3ch7BxnVs
>>714457990He was funny and stood out with his initial playthroughs, also his voice stands out
>>714471856hey fuck you too buddy
>>714471910I don't even want sponsored shit
fucking gmod videos from the 00s get removed from YouTube for """hate speech"""
the world is a fucking joke
death to corporations
>>714458423>they will never shove you into the algorithmI have plenty of random dudes with 1-30 views in my recommendations
I like older games so they play Doom or some other shit
I also like vtubers so I have random vtubers with 1-5 viewers too (most of them are male for some reason though, I ain't watchin' them, but I subscribed to a Japanese singer girl who has 1200 subs, I have no idea what she's talking about, but I just give her cheerful comments under her past streams I missed and comment on her live streams with emojis and use DeepL to write in Japanese just to affect the algorithm)
Youtube seems to push even low-view content too
Could always go the femboy route if your looks allowed it and you think it would be easier. Maybe stop before you get the snip.
>>714472068I can do the femboy route but I hate shaving so fucking much I gave up on it
>>714471978>male dovakhiin>no bikini armours>no horse cockswhat is this cockadooky bullshit? Why did you mod all the good shit out of the game?
zero out of ten
>>714458279botted views push you further down the algorithm, thats the shortcut to ruining your career.
honestly just make good shit.
i clip dumb shit that happens while playing horror games, barely edit it and slap it on youtube and my videos nearly always get 3k views.
>>714459850but they also enable you to get a lot of things
>>714471351Bitchute? I dunno what odysees rules are
>>714457990>Look at an ugly, fat, retard like DSP. How does he even make a living from streaming?He's a lolcow. Nobody likes his content. People enjoy making fun of him and seeing how pathetic he is. The fact that he's kind of fat only feeds into this more.
>>714472049Fat girl tits for sure
>>714472049I NEED TO READ THIS THREAD ASAP
BRB
HEADING TO THE NEAREST ARCHIVE
>>714459850Suck it up, dumb bitch, everyone has their problems, complaining about massive tits is like complaining about being rich. Buy good underwear, there are good quality bras with good support that help relieve back pain. They are expensive, sure, but it's literally investing in your health
Imagine if men complained about having a big dick
Stop being dumb
If you're a woman that is
If you're just a simp then fuck off and kill yourself
>>714472238Fingers don't look fat
>>714472338>Imagine if men complained about having a big dickI swear I have seen anons bitch about having big penises or balls. I guess you can't hide erections as well.
>>714472238Fat girl with fat girl tits is better than a thin girl with thin girl tits
>>714472498This is absolutely not true
>>714472428oh no! my massive cock is showing!!! everyone can tell how well hung I am!!!
>>714459469>>714463692Penguinz really is the worst.
>>714472498Nah m8. You're a chaser. A fetishist. Only half a step behind the guy who dates exclusively chicks with dicks.
>>714472676It's also low self-esteem and coping
>>714472049>>714472338Wheeeeeew
Girls like this lurk here
You can argue with someone about random, arbitrary things on here, and the anon you're talking to could look like this
Just imagine
Whew!
>>714472658>>714472676Sorry about the gayness, lads
>>714472908It's okay someone will figure out how to cure you eventually, gay-for-whales.
>>714457990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HycOWFERaYs
>>714472338Big dick is a problem. Something over like 15cm is a bother for most women.
>>714457501 (OP)sorry buddy it doesn't work that way
>>714472498Tits are tits, anon, lesser, greater, middling, It's all the same. proportions are meaningless, breasts boiuntiful. I'm not a pious hermit, I've gooned to plenty of tits in my life. If I have to choose between one size or another, I'd rather not choose at all
>>714473048Having big tits because you are fat is like having a fast car because it's going off a cliff. It doesn't count.
>>714472428>I have seen anons bitch about having big penises or ballsThey're just seeking attention. I say this as someone with a 20 cm dick. It's not that big, but I can relate to some of the "problems" they talk about. For example, touching the toilet bowl when you sit down or having girls grind their teeth on your penis while giving head (what's worse is if the girl is short enough, it can be pretty painful for her when you rapidly thrust in balls deep). I assume it only gets worse with not so short girls too, if you have a 25 cm schlong or even bigger. All in all, they just want to brag about it. No sane person would ACTUALLY complain about having a meat cannon down there
>ohhh nooo bros I wish penis reduction surgeries existedYeah, sure
>>714473028>Something over like 15cm is a bother for most womenWeak bait. Me ->
>>714473216
>>714473126that's just like, your opinion, man
>>714473423Fair enough. I don't mind some chub but that's borderline for me.
>>714473423I love tummy, it's like a third boob.
>>714457501 (OP)Have you thought that maybe your content just isn't good?
>>714459580>wtf is this bitch doing?putting her tits out to attract views
>>714475212It's an ai edit
>>714457501 (OP)Because Men have to put actual effort to stand out. Women...well, you already know.
>>714462982I like bushy eyebrows especially compared to whore plucked eyebrows with a shitload of makeup on.
AI streamers are going to take over in a few years anyway, so just give up now before you waste your time.
Dogshit relics. I just want +3 arcane on everything for my Rev
>>714462982>imagine pussy and armpitsSee
>>714469218
>>714463314fuck it.
I thought she was a tradwife that was into trad western rpg games
but in fact it's just a disgusting hoe.
>>714477397>I thought she was a tradwifeAre you retarded? No normal girl would attentionwhore and stream
>>714457501 (OP)I feel sorry for all the Japanese teachers on Twitter pr Youtube who have only one or two thousand followers, while women posting just pictures of their feet get 50k simps.
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>>714477830Imagine being a language teacher when AI exist lmfao???
>>714462982Makes me Rock Lee as fuck
>>714477839That was the norm even back in the 90s. Tell me you haven't gotten laid without etc etc.
kill yourselves newniggers normalnigger refugees and unvirgin swines 3dpdniggers
>>714477961show me proof.
>>714478115I don't have my highschool yearbook, but even preppy girls had those.
>>714477961I'm a child of the 90s. I remember my sister getting a stud piercing. It was a big deal. May parents hated it, I hated it, everyone commented on it, because it stood out.
She's diagnosed bipolar, got pregnant at 19 before she was married, predictably broke up with the father, and ended up a single mother.
>>714473030>Everyone who's successful is part of a conspiracyKeep coping buddy
>youtube gaming channel
There is probably thousands of those made daily. Thousands more uploading their first video daily.
There's some luck and skill to it but you're simply oversaturated.
Is your username unique enough to stand out in searches, are your titles good for the algorithm, are your thumbnails high quality? Are you interesting? Are the games interesting?
Yes to all of that? Well too bad, someone with a million subscribers just posted a video so now your video isn't being recommended.
There's equally thousands of attractive women who try the same and get no luck either too and simply stop using it.
>>714470403most vtubers are tubby TROONS anon. you can make a cutesy voice using free obs plugins
>>714477830They better start posting some nice teacher feet pics.
>>714478486I was considering doing a bad falsetto like Gypsy on MST3K and seeing if I could hook some simps.
>>714478234stfu Jimmy go suck Zack's microbenis
>>714473030>IDs and flagsWhat altchan is this?
>>714478615Reminds me of that girl who made videos of her playing piano and apparently she didn't have much views (I assume she was still somewhat popular). But then she started wearing less and less in her videos. Until she was half naked and playing piano. The views poured in
Real life corruption, just like in my hentai JRPGs
>>714478831Are you retarded? It's literally >>>/pol/
views
md5: f2f52fa6bc9114fc2976971f853ab0d2
๐
Here's how my channel stats looks like.
I'm a one hit wonder if there ever was one.
>>714457501 (OP)it depends, you need to publish yourself of some resources. forums, telegrams, discord of this game you are making videos of.
>>714463692>I don't know why he's popular.Either fake views or legit pact with demons.
>>714479043Never heard of it. Why post stuff from there here?
>>714479558Games are political. E-whores are political as well
>>714459469He says doodoo peepee jokes with a deadpan delivery and yep, that's just about it, bye.
>>714479217me and some friends just used to spam our shit on whatever subreddit was relevant, took less than a year to get our first million view video
>>714473048LERELEI LERELERELEI
>streaming
>watching streamers
>watching FEMALE streamers
Fucking kill yourselves jesus christ.
I remember when lets-players and their pathetic viewers were rightfully held in contempt across the board.
Try actually PLAYING games instead you fucking losers.
Filthy cuntoid whores only invaded the hobby when they realised they could start making whorebucks out of it. Every female streamer is just trying to reach that magic follower count that will allow them to become an Onlyfans pornwhore millionaire.
Owning a gaming chair used to mark you out as an irredeemable nerd. Now Pink must be the most common colour they sell and half of them are probably covered in pussy juices from the whores ramming dildos up themselves on webcam.
>>714480097>I watch men playing gamesWeird flex
I'm straight, but you do you
>>714480097you weren't there, i was, let's plays were fine until they became blind let's plays
a let's play used to be a respectable demonstration by someone of a game they really cared about, where they'd document things about it no casual user would know
go watch research indicate's trespasser let's play to see the standards they should've always been judged by, pewdiepie and friends fucked it all up
>>714473489it's even better than that, it's where the womb is
I dont think women understand just how hot it is
>youtube short randomly gets 100k views
>>714480437crazy that TB has been gone for 7 years and people still regurgitate his opinions verbatim
It's a good series but it is terribly dull, the shift was inevitable.
>>714459469I think he only appeals to zoomers and the upcoming gen a
It's crazy how many people want to be streamers or "influences" nowadays.
It just looks so pathetic. At least the guy arguing on 4chan all day in his parent's basement isn't trying.
Seeing the millions of dudes with full streamer setups with 0 viewers is just sad.
>>714481562You're better off starting with prerecorded videos on YouTube. If the algorithm favors you, then you get an audience, and moving to streaming from there is viable. If you just start on Twitch, you'll just be sitting there playing games on camera with no viewers unless you're a hot chick.
>>714472049shameful hangers.
I beat the areola is ugly as well
>>714481562>It's crazy how many people want to beYeah, it's really crazy how people want to be popular and have a lot of money without much effort
Crazy, right? Literally unfathomable
>>714481696Low T
Small penis
Bitter mind
Start lifting, you can still raise your T at least
>>714481674i start a channel every once in a while and stream while talking to myself for 8-12 hours at a time and generally always get up to 20 viewer averages within a few months
i just either get banned for wrongspeak or delete my channel because my chat gets filled with obnoxious polfags, but talking to yourself while playing random games for hours a day seems to work in my experience at least, i've had half a dozen channels with 500-2000 followers and i'm a pretty abrasive, non-pc person that's anti-sellout that regularly tells annoying people to fuck off
>>714481787More so on the fact they are deluded if they will somehow make it.
Why can't people just accept a life of working a normal career like everyone else?
>>714481854how do you just talk to yourself for hours? Imagine someone is actually listening?
>>714481854The problem with political shit on game streams is it overtakes gaming. Once you mask off, people ONLY want the polshit. It's best to be careful and avoid it. If someone asks about pride month, ignore it. Shit like that is a no-win situation. Focus on the game itself. If a game is fucked up because of diversity hires, focus on where it's fucked up, not the diversity hires.
When you go the poldrama route, you have to fight with other content creators out in the open and it detracts from the fun of playing games.
>>714481846>Low TTrue. Fapped 5 times in the last 3 days
>Small penisI think I'm upper middle class
>Bitter mindProbably
>>714482029i'm schizophrenic so i can really easily have long conversations with myself, and i'm autistic and like to learn as many things as possible so i have hundreds of topics i can talk to myself about for hours
>>714482071i'm not a polfag i just think saying words like nigger is funny, but polfags are a fucking cancer that will infest anything they can, if you tolerate 1 they'll tell all their friends and very quickly you have 2 dozen
i'm sure this would be exploitable for sellouts, but i typically just call them faggots and ban them now
>>714461398actually true, my friend was streaming to about 50 viewers, 45 of them were bear seeking homos
>>714482143i will also add, i think it's important to not immerse yourself in the livestreaming ecosystem, at least for me, i literally just turn the stream on and i only have chat open (if it's on twitch i only have a chat-only irc client)
i think the dashboard and all that gay shit just damages your brain and exhausts you needlessly quickly
i also personally only wear iems because wearing headsets for 8-16 hours a day would always make my ears raw, so consider that too if you really want to sellout as a streamer
>>714481792honestly the vid is too offensive for youtube. You shot yourself in the foot cause it obviously took a lot of effort and script is great. Maybe stop being edgy faggot
>>714472882saar, redeem your shame, please
I love big tits.
But when I asked God for a wife, I asked for a slim girl, because if I asked for big tits I knew he'd send a fat girl.
My wife is flat.
>>714473423I need a gf like this
>>714482095>5 times in 3 daysPathetic numbers.
>>714482716nah its racism
>>714458423Shilling yourself here is honestly pretty effective, at least in the short term. Vinny Vinesauce, the Charles Barkely Shut Up and Jam guy what just made the other game, Notch, and the Risk of Rain dev all got their first audience from /v/ specifically, off the top of my head. Countless Xitter artists too. People act like it's a faux pas or something but who gives a fuck?
>>714482143>can talk to myself about for hours>can't hold a conversation with strangers for 5 minutesHow do I cure this?
>>714482095You should reconsider your tastes. Right now they are of a closeted homosexual man (flat chest reminds you of naked men). Big hangers is what supposed to drive you insane and make you scream AWOOOGA MAMMA MIA. You just HAVE to be sexually aroused by big chests and wide hips. It's natural. It's primordial.
Liking flat chests and slim girls is a modern social construct. I'm not saying you should start liking massive obese slampigs, of course not. But big tits and sexy curves is the only way. Man up. Become a man. Start jerking off to big hanging tits.
I had a gf that had massive hanging tits. It was absolutely fantastic (and she wasn't fat either, just a little bit of fat here and there, like all healthy women are supposed to be)
Her bigs were so big that she made a breast reduction surgery later. But it happened after our relationships. Because I would never approve that. Go to >>>/s/ and >>>/gif/ and search for threads with big tits. And keep jerking off
And start lifting anyway. Raising your T makes wonders to your personality and mind, I'm not joking
>>714483452>Big hangers is what supposed to drive you insane and make you scream AWOOOGA MAMMA MIAVocaroo?
>>714482727>only poojets like curvy women and big breastsPedro, I...
>>714483150it doesn't work for ESL . I get dislikes and it kills my avt but its cool cause you know that you annoyed some retard. Newfags acting like this is some video game board
>>714483525I'm not retarded enough for that, but I'm forever grateful to that one anon who spread that I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM meme
>>714483532they sure talk about it like that, congratulations on your indian cintizenship
>>714483532actually, only morbidly obesse burgers settle for le curvy(fat) cause they cant do better. thin natural curvy girls with big nom saggy tits is 0.1 percent.
>>714483596American website. Sorry bud. You could probably shill yourself on whatever favela forum is native to your lands.
>>714464872This. His main audience are still the same people from 10 years ago who got very angwy because he made fun of their favorite games.
His watchers are mainly comprised of kojimatards, kingdom hearts men children and soulsborne autists. All because he insulted (insert big corporation) a decade ago.
So I don't know who is worse. The viewers or DSP? At least DSP is making money from them.
latch on a popular thing and make an original spin on it
thats how you make it
>>714484308Actually I'm from the hood. cope monkey
>>714482143...you sound jewish
>>714473423That is vomit inducing
>>714484406Is it true that niggers have the highest propensity for gay sex and is why your HIV levels are so high?
>>714484708Yes and they will scream โ/pol/" for noticing things.
>>714484708i never said i was black saar . but you should ask your father, he seems to enjoys selling his throat to niggs for 5$ per cum
Do you want to do the videos? Keep doing them. Everybody loves to talk about people like WingsOfRedemption, LTG or DSP but gloss over the fact that A - these people have been doing the starving artist act for literal years at a time where YouTube was just a video sharing website. Next to nobody had the privilege to make money, they did it for the fuck of it. And B - every other person on the planet would have taken their ball and left at the first sight of their content being made fun of by random strangers on the internet. In addition to their obviously negative qualities, what they have that others simply do not possess is tenacity. The will to keep moving despite the fact that they are nowhere near as successful as other people who have done less and have had better success, next to nobody supports them, it's a constant struggle for them to keep doing it, and majority of their audience actively roots for their demise.
I wanted to quote a book, but to keep it short - you need to decide if you want to simply make YouTube videos because you like doing it and you want to keep making them, and whatever happens - happens, or if you want to become a famous watched YouTuber. If you have fun making videos, then just keep at it. It doesn't matter who you are, what qualities you have, who watches it, none of that. You can just do them until the end of time, and if somebody watches them or doesn't - it's all the same. If you want to be a YouTuber, make money, get views and clout, then you can go ahead and google, chatGPT or whatever the fuck the nearly 5000 videos that outline what you need to buy, get and do to make it. Start botting. Advertise literally everywhere. Spam videos, shorts, posts, threads, graffiti your channel on the back of busses, collaborate, get in an agency, suck famous dick (figuratively), and keep doing this until you are a success. Either way is fine, just be real to yourself about it so you don't have any regrets later in life.
shit is annoying.
I wen't pretty hard at shorts for about 1.5 years with gameplay clips. some get 1k views. some get 100k views.
either way the short always flatlines in the views over time graph thing.
I dont even have the patience to do basic editing anymore just to get 50 views
>>714457990>How does he even make a living from streaming?He started early.
>>714486549the real question is how TF he continue to survive doing it.
>>714486636surviving is the worst thing that can happen to you. if he crashed and burned completely by now he would had to get a job and maybe his life would go into different direction. maybe even successful in some way. this way he is just a stessed out beggar, paranoid to leave a house
>>714485275i want both. to make fun stuff that i enjoy and ger views and maybe even money. both is impossible if you are self conscious and algo wont let you. Yes you get an "edgy" red pilled guy who likes to push the envelope make it to million views but you can see youtube capping them below 250k subs. And thats with him hiring 10 editors and posting often. good luck in 2025 getting to 10000 subs with anything other than abusing the system or selling out
>>714481562What the fuck else is there to do for money? I was a graphic designer and animator, what the fuck can I do now that AI exists, suck cocks and beg on the street?
>>714481946>Why can't people just accept a life of working a normal career like everyone else?LIKE WHAT
>>714479781How does that even work? Whenever I see a self promoted video on a subreddit the comments tell them to fuck off, the likes are in the negative and the video is below 100 views.