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Anonymous No.714498926 >>714500042 >>714502387 >>714504641 >>714504792 >>714505334 >>714508398 >>714508461 >>714509019 >>714509814 >>714510789 >>714512260 >>714512776 >>714513667 >>714517234 >>714521079 >>714524331 >>714526475 >>714527526 >>714531657 >>714532594
ITT:
Online games ruined by too many bots
Anonymous No.714499251 >>714499921 >>714500042 >>714512260 >>714522143 >>714526769 >>714527243 >>714531657
Anonymous No.714499387 >>714499589 >>714505043 >>714505665 >>714512260 >>714516437 >>714516551 >>714528012 >>714528427 >>714531657
how the fuck does this happen? are bot farms free in finland or something?
Anonymous No.714499589 >>714501705
>>714499387
it's reddit the country. conformist disgusting slave race.
Anonymous No.714499921
>>714499251
You can literally replace finald with x country and nothing would change.
Anonymous No.714500042
>>714499251
>>714498926 (OP)
mentally ill newcancerous bot
Anonymous No.714501705 >>714502584 >>714507186
>>714499589
When are americans going to stand up to their oppressive government instead of grumbling like a bunch of retards?
Anonymous No.714501893 >>714505705
Finland is the whitest country on Earth which is why they are the most online and autistic.
Anonymous No.714502387
>>714498926 (OP)
Bizarre how many anons here are learning about Finlan for the first time
Anonymous No.714502584
>>714501705
don't act like you're a revolutionary or something because some asians on the same continent as you got 500 thousand bots to sign a dumb petition.
Anonymous No.714503282 >>714503536 >>714531657
It seems our superiority has led to some controversy.

Reminder that Putin kneels at the sight of the FINNIC BVLL
Anonymous No.714503536 >>714503910
>>714503282
he's punching the tallest finn. they're like 85% asian you know.
Anonymous No.714503753 >>714504214
We're gonna get so much hate from everybody when they find out that we botted this shit out the ass and it ends up not going through as a result.
Anonymous No.714503910 >>714509521
>>714503536
Ironic claim, considering the fact that "Russians" are literally just finno-ugrics who got raped and enslaved by Genghis' mongol horde and had to adapt to mongol culture.
Anonymous No.714504214 >>714504485
>>714503753
And who exactly is "we"?
Anonymous No.714504438 >>714508820 >>714510202 >>714512260
finland was a mistake. shouldve just remained a part of sweden, maybe couldve avoided the encuckening of them as well
Anonymous No.714504448
never trust a finn
Anonymous No.714504485 >>714504721
>>714504214
suomalaisia
Anonymous No.714504641 >>714508213
>>714498926 (OP)
50 000 finns doesn't sound unfeasible at all.
they're all computer nerds.
Anonymous No.714504721
>>714504485
uskopuhetta enkä pasko
Anonymous No.714504792
>>714498926 (OP)
all me
Anonymous No.714505043 >>714531657
>>714499387
Finland is full of weird people who happen to like freeware and owning games.
Anonymous No.714505294
minä allekirjoitin
Anonymous No.714505334
>>714498926 (OP)
The finns are just based like that
Anonymous No.714505665 >>714509301 >>714526646 >>714527034 >>714531657
>>714499387
It was featured in mainstream news and gaming magazines.
There are probably also a lot of fake signatures from people who think that the fact that you can fill the form with bullshit means that the signatures won't be verified later. The info you need to submit varies by country, so spammers probably focused on a single country to fake signatures for.
At the same time, a full percentage point of Finland speaks Japanese, and it isn't because of a sizeable diaspora. Finns are nerds.
Anonymous No.714505705 >>714506614
>>714501893
Finns are asian mutts.
Anonymous No.714505738
FINLAN FINLAN FINLAN
KAKSOISPISTE DEE DEE DEE
:DDD XDD
Anonymous No.714505919
There are a lot more than 50k young adults and a lit of them are chronically online due to Finnish millennials having amazing Internet accessibility since early 2000s. Ylilauta is really big among teenagers too, even if it is just a steaming shitpile shadow of the glory years of Finnish imageboard golden years.
Anonymous No.714506069 >>714506538
>be a completely insignificant country with a nonexistent population
>somehow cause immeasurable seethe online
Anonymous No.714506538
>>714506069
Finland has been geopolitically important since the beginning of the cold war due to the constant seethe we have been giving USSR and Russia from being a liability in their buffer zone.
Anonymous No.714506614
>>714505705
No they are the progenitor race from which both Europeans and Asians are descended from.
Anonymous No.714507186 >>714515467
>>714501705
that guy is almost assuredly a russian. theyve had a real bone to pick with finns since the nato thing
Anonymous No.714507502 >>714507582 >>714507609 >>714507980 >>714512260
How hard is it to fake a vote from Finland? Do they require some id number?
Anonymous No.714507582 >>714507867
>>714507502
The votes will be verified later you fucking idiot
Anonymous No.714507609 >>714507867
>>714507502
no
Anonymous No.714507852
>mobniks seething about freedom
Many such cases
Anonymous No.714507867 >>714508540
>>714507609
There's your answer.

>>714507582
I bet you feel like a moron.
Anonymous No.714507980
>>714507502
No ID. Just name, birthdate and home address with postal area code.
Anonymous No.714508213
>>714504641
finland doesn't even have 50,000 people
Anonymous No.714508398 >>714508461
>>714498926 (OP)
Honestly, 50 000 seems like a rookie number for Finland
Anonymous No.714508461
>>714498926 (OP)
>>714508398
yeah
Anonymous No.714508527 >>714508963 >>714510925 >>714527642
Let's go Bulgaria to >100%
Anonymous No.714508540 >>714509020 >>714509274
>>714507867
All signatures will be verified by a verification agency operated by the EU member state that the signatures originate from. If the total number of valid signatures doesn't equal more than one million, the petition will not proceed. Please stop being a fucking retarded spastic nigger faggot.

https://citizens-initiative-forum.europa.eu/citizens-experiences/blogs/national-authorities-take-how-ensure-your-signatures-get-verified_en
Anonymous No.714508820
>>714504438
>t. cucked swede before planning her trip to the pub to avoid going through no-go zones
Anonymous No.714508963 >>714509160
>>714508527(Me)
Forgot link
>https://stop-killing-games.keep-track.xyz/
Anonymous No.714509019 >>714509942
>>714498926 (OP)
as a finn i find it to be a bit annoying that we have such huge turnout for some retarded video game petition while at the same time the country is in the worst state its ever been lol. we're doing worse than spain or greece but when i talk about it to anyone they all say im being a negative nancy or some shit and then they go back to playing runescape or some shit
Anonymous No.714509020 >>714509535
>>714508540
Oh so you are an actual moron, my bad. Carry on.
Anonymous No.714509160
>>714508963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5CTc12BXwg
Anonymous No.714509274
>>714508540
These fags just want to pump the numbers up for some reason, not actually fake votes to have an impact on anything
Anonymous No.714509301
>>714505665
>a full percentage point of Finland speaks Japanese
I thought I was a bit rarer than that
Anonymous No.714509521 >>714511005
>>714503910
I've been wondering, why do /pol/ users keep bringing this up. This was centuries ago.
Anonymous No.714509535 >>714509596
>>714509020
If you really want to fake signatures, do it with Italian info. I don't have the data on hand, but there have been petitions where Italian signatures have 0.00% rejected signatures. They don't verify shit.
Anonymous No.714509596 >>714509958
>>714509535
>If you really want to fake signatures
No I don't. That's the point, idiot.
Anonymous No.714509814 >>714509924 >>714510649 >>714511259
>>714498926 (OP)
>1% of the population signed it
yeah I call bullshit. I'm willing to bet most of the finland votes are spoofed
Anonymous No.714509896 >>714513436
We do not exist.
Anonymous No.714509901
It's kinda insane how easy it is to get normies to buy into some agenda even if it goes against their own interests like this one.
Spending even 10 minutes thinking about the realistic outcomes of this, it is literally just a false flag ploy by game publishers to easier justify increasing prices past the psychological barrier of €$100

You can have a tranny influencer say anything nowadays and retards will support it.
Anonymous No.714509924 >>714510190
>>714509814
>literally says signature per capita on the OP
>googles it to come to the same conclusion
Anonymous No.714509942
>>714509019
thats because the global situation+geopolotical position has the country in a chokehold of rock and hard place with little else to do but wait and see what happens
hopefully people will learn never to vote for another woman again
Anonymous No.714509958
>>714509596
The signatures that the current petition has gathered have not been verified in any way, so there are definitely fake signatures in the total count. ~20% of Finnish signatures get rejected on my sample petition, and for Germany it's ~40%.
Anonymous No.714510190
>>714509924
Anon is probably melanin-enriched. His kind struggles with the concept of per capita.
Anonymous No.714510202 >>714510619
>>714504438
how much would a 100m tall person weigh?
Anonymous No.714510514 >>714510864
Anonymous No.714510619 >>714510959
>>714510202
From a chart I found a 2m woman is about 80-98 kg. So let's say 90. A 100m woman is 50x as tall. So 50*90=4500kg
Anonymous No.714510649 >>714510741
>>714509814
You underestimate how terminally online Finns are. You can live here on government gibs so you can spend all day playing vidya
Anonymous No.714510741 >>714510845 >>714511092 >>714511259
>>714510649
how the fuck does your country make money?
Anonymous No.714510789
>>714498926 (OP)
didn't you guys get your signatures?
still shitting up /v/ with threads
Anonymous No.714510798 >>714510942 >>714511175
>Russia gets mentioned 37 times in this thread unprompted
What causes this?
Anonymous No.714510845
>>714510741
Taxes. Lost of fucking taxes on everything and affecting everyone. Not just the pooer people. Rich people also get taxed over here.
Anonymous No.714510864
>>714510514
Anonymous No.714510925 >>714528040
>>714508527
We should use this chart to rearrange europe
>those numbers of portugal
give them back to spain
>those numbers on belgium
give them back to the netherlands
>the baltics
give them back to the russians
>austria
give them back to the germans. same with hte czechs
>entire east and italy
just cut them loose
Anonymous No.714510942
>>714510798
Finland has history with Russia, and Russia has been on the news for the past 3 years.
Anonymous No.714510959 >>714511036 >>714511152 >>714511278 >>714512127
>>714510619
You need to multiply by 50*50*50 (625000) because of the square-cube law, so it would be around 11000 metric tons.
Anonymous No.714511005 >>714526582
>>714509521
Euro/pol/ faggots make Americans getting uppity about their 56% Bavarian heritage look normal. It's haplogroup autism and
>Noooo akshully you got raped by the turks/arabs/mongols 0% white now sorry
Anonymous No.714511036
>>714510959
125000*
Anonymous No.714511092
>>714510741
Fuck ton of taxes and not spending money on tranny cartoons in Iraq
Anonymous No.714511152 >>714511363
>>714510959
there's no metric ton, just a ton
Anonymous No.714511175 >>714511330
>>714510798
Finland was a part of the Russian Empire for centuries and has a very complicated relationship with Russia , and Russia is currently buck breaking Ukraine so it should be obvious
Anonymous No.714511259 >>714511418
>>714509814
Anon, 2% of the finnish population uses ylilauta.
>>714510741
50% taxation rate
Anonymous No.714511278
>>714510959
read bottom right of the picture.
Anonymous No.714511330 >>714511503
>>714511175
>Finland was a part of the Russian Empire for centuries
less than one century
Anonymous No.714511363
>>714511152
In English that's called a "Tonne". Just "Ton" would mean something else.
Anonymous No.714511418 >>714511645 >>714511797
>>714511259
>50% tax rate when Finns barely do anything but autism projects and drinking
How does one make money by taxing half of nothing?
Anonymous No.714511503 >>714511694 >>714511997
>>714511330
108 years according to Google idk , honestly I thought it was longer. Point still stands though, Finnish autism and Russians don't mix well
Anonymous No.714511645 >>714515960
>>714511418
Everything is taxed. Including the legendarily memed autism gibs. Even that is taxed.
Anonymous No.714511694 >>714511997 >>714512067
>>714511503
Remembered it was a bit shorter but yeah a century or so. That time kinda put distrust into Russians yeah since at first during Alexander II's time people were quite happy but then the later tsars were retards.
Anonymous No.714511768 >>714512124 >>714530880
just imagine for a second
Anonymous No.714511797
>>714511418
you give all your tax money as subsidies to businesses and startups, which then accrue capital, are sold off and invested into more startups
also slave labor classes
Anonymous No.714511997
>>714511503
>>714511694
Technically, Finland was NEVER part of russia. It was under the tsar, with "russia" being a separate entity also under the tsar.
fags are gay No.714512023
wtf did i miss now
Anonymous No.714512067 >>714512192 >>714512327 >>714513057
>>714511694
Why did Finns like Alexander II I thought you guys always just resented the tsars
Anonymous No.714512124 >>714512220 >>714512426
>>714511768
i think 1.9 million would be enough to make it the most signed petition since the european citizens initiative is a thing
Anonymous No.714512127
>>714510959
Terrible reading comprehension
Anonymous No.714512192
>>714512067
the only good tsar and he introduced the education system that is used to this very day
Anonymous No.714512220 >>714512426
>>714512124
That's assuming all the signatures are valid
Anonymous No.714512260 >>714528139 >>714528729
>>714498926 (OP)
>>714499251
>>714499387
>>714504438
>>714507502
Hello kikes
Iran will turn your jewish dunecoon country into glowing glass like it deserves.
Anonymous No.714512327 >>714513057
>>714512067
Finland got a fair amount of special rights when the rule first shifted from Sweden like being exempt from the russian army.
Anonymous No.714512426 >>714512631 >>714512996
>>714512124
>>714512220
Anonymous No.714512631 >>714512702 >>714513120
>>714512426
How are Europeans so powerful? Truly the protagonists of the world
Anonymous No.714512702
>>714512631
because of America
and America is powerful because of the EU
They're Ying and Yang
Anonymous No.714512776
>>714498926 (OP)
>0.1% of the country votes a thing
>This is bot
what
Anonymous No.714512834 >>714513276
I wonder what's going on at publishers at the moment. Do you think the CEOs are panicking?
Anonymous No.714512996 >>714513656
>>714512426
Why not spread a narrative that there are a lot of fake signatures? That will keep the fire alive for people to keep adding signatures even if it hits 2 million
Anonymous No.714513057
>>714512067
Alexander II called the diet basically allowing Finnish autonomy. Most people don't know this but after the diet in 1809, the diet wasn't called until 1863. So for almost 50 years there was no finnish government, no new legislation etc.
>>714512327
Technically incorrect. One of the big misconceptions about the autonomy is that the russians "granted" special privileges. this is false. Finnish autonomy meant the creation of another law/state-entity identical to Sweden except for geography and that it was called Finland. After 1809, there were TWO Swedens, one called sweden one called finland. The laws were identical. Finns were still obligated to join the now finnish army exactly the way it was before, legally nothing changed.
Anonymous No.714513120
>>714512631
Europe has the last white countries, won't be for long tho
Anonymous No.714513276
>>714512834
They already hired pajeets to shitpost about this and to spam fake signatures to make it seem like it already hit the goal and you don't need to sign it
Anonymous No.714513436 >>714520921 >>714527361
>>714509896
I hate this screencap so goddamn much because it's based on a retarded understanding of statistics, and faggots will regurgitate it like some quirky 'strange but true' fact and spread the retardation further.

Margin of error percentages apply to the entire sample, not a specific subset of data under the whole. You're equating a 1% margin of error of the global population (71,250,000) and applying it only to the population of Finland (6,500,000). According to that trash logic, any country with equal to or less than 1% of the global population could replace Finland and "have a 50/50 chance of not actually existing".

Also note the difference between the 1% global margin count (71 million) and the reported population count of Finland (6.5 million), roughly 64 million. The actual population count is just shy of 10% of the global 1% margin. This makes the 50/50 chance claim even more fucking retarded because statistically, Finland has a much more likely chance of having a population that is double, triple, or an even larger multiple of 6.5 million rather than not existing, since that "plus or minus 1%" will stop at -0.1% when it reaches 0.

The 1% margin of error, when used correctly in regards to Finland, will be based on the 6.5 million figure, not the global 7.125 billion. Thus would equate to 1% of the .0912%, that Finland makes up of the global population: .000912% or 65,000. And when those numbers are added together with the 1% margin of error of all other countries, you would reach the global 1% margin of error of 71,250,000 people.

>hurr it's just joke you autist

fuck you it's not funny or clever and the person who typed it is as fucking ignorant as the trash that saves and reposts it
Anonymous No.714513656
>>714512996
makes the EU's process look bad and exploitable
Anonymous No.714513667 >>714513780 >>714530597 >>714530909
>>714498926 (OP)
What game are they even botting
Anonymous No.714513780
>>714513667
that's not how the closet is arranged at all
Anonymous No.714513883
Fins are the only people who make good games (baba is you, noita) in current day so it makes sense they know what is best for gaming.
Anonymous No.714513937 >>714528292
Anonymous No.714514102 >>714514226 >>714514452
Honestly, I liked finfags before and I will continue to like them. There's just something special about them.

>social outcasts
>mostly white
>racist
Anonymous No.714514226
>>714514102
I've never seen bus stop lines with wide gaps like this where I live.
Where fuck are these people?
Anonymous No.714514452
>>714514102
is that an ox red kånken i spy? based
Anonymous No.714515467
>>714507186
typical finn sheep response. its da ruzzians!!!
Anonymous No.714515960 >>714516178 >>714516439
>>714511645
taxed income that you accrued and passed on as inheritance is also taxed again when you die. if you leave behind assets and no money your offspring will have to take inheritance loans to pay the tax, this is very common. extremely kiked country.
Anonymous No.714516178
>>714515960
My stepdad and grandma actually try to dodge around a bit of that that inherirance tax by grandma "selling" the lakeside cabin to stepdad.
Anonymous No.714516437
>>714499387
Our government propaganda center shilled it
Anonymous No.714516439
>>714515960
Pretty sure almost every country has inheritance tax, might be higher in Finland tho
Anonymous No.714516551 >>714516780
>>714499387
No we're just hikky's and got nothing else to do than play shitty gaems cuz of 8 months of cold and dark :--D ebug
Anonymous No.714516557 >>714516713 >>714516802 >>714517354
we really need 250k signatures because some are false or done by a bot?
Anonymous No.714516713 >>714517693
>>714516557
Or just haphazardly filled in with typoes.
Anonymous No.714516780
>>714516551
i wish it was dark can't wait for the sun to set again
Anonymous No.714516802 >>714517693
>>714516557
probably not. it's more than likely that more than half the signatures are invalid.
Anonymous No.714517234
>>714498926 (OP)
Cute finnish wolf won
Anonymous No.714517354 >>714517693
>>714516557
These usually have anywhere from 5% to 15% invalid signatures for multiple reasons like retards typoing their names or addresses and not double checking before sending it in. Then there's the subject of this one that is more likely to attract people who know how to bot shit either for or against it
Anonymous No.714517368 >>714517467 >>714520596
where the Finnish furry femboys at
Anonymous No.714517467
>>714517368
Sweden
Anonymous No.714517693
>>714516713
>>714516802
>>714517354
ok thanks
Anonymous No.714517867 >>714518024 >>714518158
I stayed in finland for 5 months. Every day I would be woken up by hobos screaming. All fins were very racist, everyone that worked on sports and outdoor stuff was chill af, but everyone that had a job at university or bureucratic nonsense was a grumpy asshole with a stick in their ass.
The amount of muslims and gypsies was crazy
Anonymous No.714517956
>same people who said it was totally possible for Sleepy Joe to win in a statistically impossible manner over night are now saying its impossible for SKG to have gotten so many signatures so quickly

Love to see it.
Anonymous No.714518024
>>714517867
Should have gone outside the Kehä 3.
Anonymous No.714518158 >>714518298 >>714518696
>>714517867
>The amount of muslims and gypsies was crazy
I don't think your story happened, anon.
Anonymous No.714518298
>>714518158
It's possible he lived in one of the neighborhoods that are filled with those shitskins
Anonymous No.714518510 >>714518883
I like Finland and it's one of my favorite countries to learn about, but I'm brown so I think the average finn would kill me and use me for a pagan ritual.
Anonymous No.714518696 >>714518871
>>714518158
Basically every immigrant in the country congregate into the 3 biggest cities, which are globohomo centrals.
Anonymous No.714518871 >>714523402
>>714518696
What's the third one after tamperse
Anonymous No.714518883
>>714518510
You're alright.

But don't come here.
Anonymous No.714519870
Man I wish I was born in Finland but my parents go repatriated to the USSR forcibly
Anonymous No.714520002
Beist and ret pilt
Anonymous No.714520596
>>714517368
>Finnish
>furry
>femboys
pick two
Anonymous No.714520921
>>714513436
based
Anonymous No.714521079 >>714522464 >>714523502 >>714524162 >>714532615
>>714498926 (OP)
If being a finnboo makes me a redditor, then so be it.
Anonymous No.714522143 >>714522495
>>714499251
I know a finnish guy exactly like this on /sp/. Everyone filtered his flag and he has melties all the time because nobody will pay him attention. I don't understand why they're so mentally ill but in my experience they're worse than countries that get a bad rap for shitposters like australia, canada, russia, china, israel, south america etc. Finland are by far some of the worst posters I've seen on this site.
Anonymous No.714522464
>>714521079
That's some pretty good output, gotta give them props. If only your average finnish poster could make themselves as useful and spent less time shitposting and more time making cool games
Anonymous No.714522495 >>714522656
>>714522143
We finns are nationalistic, but in the reddit kind of way
Anonymous No.714522610 >>714522805
>saves the game industry
Finns are based as FUCK
Anonymous No.714522656
>>714522495
This one is obsessed about slurping Britain for some reason and is constantly trying to impress the other british anons. I don't quite get it, maybe he's an british expat living in Finland but he has weird ESL tendencies so I'm not sure.
Anonymous No.714522805
>>714522610
Anonymous No.714522978 >>714523774
why is there an end date? feels arbitrary
Anonymous No.714523185
Anonymous No.714523402 >>714523587
>>714518871
Turku, not actually 6th largest city but it's the basis of the 3rd largest metropolitan area after Tampere and the cesspool that is helsinki
Anonymous No.714523502
>>714521079
I played a bunch of these as a teenager and I didn't even know some of them were Finnish games except for the ones with Finnish in their names
Anonymous No.714523587
>>714523402
I'm a retard. Not the third largest city, but 6th. 3rd largest metropolitan area
Anonymous No.714523774
>>714522978
cause it's an official government (legal) process like voting, not a change.org petition
Anonymous No.714524162 >>714524253 >>714524394 >>714529497 >>714531707
>>714521079
How could one small country make all of these amazing games while there's a giant neighbor with little to no good games?
Anonymous No.714524253 >>714529497
>>714524162
Russians are more prone to stealing than making, as evidenced by most pirate things having plenty of russians behind them
Anonymous No.714524331
>>714498926 (OP)
Where's jaakko järvinen when you need him
Anonymous No.714524394
>>714524162
russia has tonnes of games the west has never even heard about.
most janky and crappy though.
Anonymous No.714524960 >>714525898
>still nearly a month left
>only need to get 400k more buffer sigs

Why are people so worried?
Anonymous No.714525863 >>714526213 >>714529886
we are weird and we are real. we think everything is shit yet we are happiest in the world. I love my country.
Anonymous No.714525898
>>714524960
I think 400k is very pessimistic view unless there really is a coordinated effort to mess with it. 100-200 should be enough.
Anonymous No.714526213
>>714525863
Ain't none other like it
Anonymous No.714526475 >>714526558
>>714498926 (OP)
can someone explain picrel, I don't understand what the context is/what all those words/numbers mean
Anonymous No.714526558
>>714526475
finland is this one country in northern europe, that many falsely think that is a part of scandinavia
Anonymous No.714526582
>>714511005
>Euro/pol/ faggots make Americans getting uppity about their 56% Bavarian heritage look normal.
Lmao
Anonymous No.714526646 >>714527425
>>714505665
>At the same time, a full percentage point of Finland speaks Japanese, and it isn't because of a sizeable diaspora
I knew I should've taken the summertime Japanese course in uni just for the fuck of it but now it's too late. Don't be like me. Just do it if it seems fun and worth the easy credits.
Anonymous No.714526769 >>714526906 >>714527259 >>714527415 >>714527680
>>714499251
I like learning about cultures, any Finland facts that you guys want to share?
Anonymous No.714526906
>>714526769
For a fellow yuyuanon I've got plenty but I don't quite know where to start.
Anonymous No.714527034 >>714528345
>>714505665
>a full percentage point of Finland speaks Japanese, and it isn't because of a sizeable diaspora.
I am in that percentage but do you have some sources to back this claim up?
Anonymous No.714527243
>>714499251
Who would make something like this?
Finns, Japs, Burgers, and Aussies should be the only nationalities allowed on the Internet. Maybe some of the Bongs could get a special pass if they put aside their love of Big Brother for two seconds.
Anonymous No.714527259 >>714527360
>>714526769
Finland has conscription and as such all males have to serve a minimum 6 months in the army. Being locked in for 6 months with no female contact can be quite the challenge. So high command came up with a plan: From each squad or room ("tupa", literally translates to cottage) one member gets chosen to be the designated "tupapillu" or squad/room-pussy, free to be used by the other members of the squad. This is that persons war time assignment as well to be used as morale booster/stress relief by the other members.
Anonymous No.714527360
>>714527259
My squad had a female achually. For the traditional company march we had to take turns pushing her.
Anonymous No.714527361
>>714513436
Anonymous No.714527415
>>714526769
Finland fact: when you visit someone and your host asks if you'd like some coffee, they are not asking if you'd like some coffee. What they mean is: "I WILL make some coffee, no, there is no alternative." to which you are expected to reply "Oh you don't have to make some just for my sake", which actually means: "Hell fucking yeah I'd like some fucking coffee and make it fast!".
Anonymous No.714527425 >>714527730
>>714526646
I just watched anime to learn Japanese. Sure it takes longer than taking classes but it's far easier
Anonymous No.714527526
>>714498926 (OP)
I have never met a fin that wasn't a completely deranged troll or psychopath
Anonymous No.714527642
>>714508527
how is there even that many votes from Malta
Anonymous No.714527680 >>714527815 >>714528013 >>714528820
>>714526769
In past it was taboo to talk in Sauna.
Now Sauna is one of the only ways to talk quite casually with a stranger finn. Excluding being drunk ofc but that can end up with wrestling for stupidest arguments/misunderstandings.

We have quite many lakes.

Every apartment has "dish closet" thing above sink where you put washed dishes. Heard that it wasn't a thing in US at least.
Anonymous No.714527730
>>714527425
I just took whatever Japanese classes were available when I studied in Otaniemi TKK. Got my minor and had more fun with my hobbies no loss there aside the costs of a few books.
Anonymous No.714527741
test
Anonymous No.714527789
Video games sprölölöö etc.
Anonymous No.714527815
>>714527680
The dish closets aren't a thing even in Germany. You really miss it when it's not there.
Anonymous No.714527827 >>714528013 >>714528017
I'm so sorry you have to see this. Not all of us are like people ITT.
Anonymous No.714527837 >>714528104
Secret to happiness? Settle for less.
Anonymous No.714528012 >>714531657
>>714499387
Obnoxious SKG spamming in the internet created a counter-movement.
This was to be expected, foreigners astroturfing forums really marred support.
Anonymous No.714528013 >>714528193
>>714527827
>>714527680
So what do burgers do to dry their dishes? Rub each and every one of them with a towel or lazily "dry" them in the dish washer machine?
Anonymous No.714528017 >>714529854
>>714527827
you're too young to post on 4chan, veli
Anonymous No.714528040
>>714510925
it's well-known that Portugal is secretly a Balkan country
Anonymous No.714528104
>>714527837
Trust. You know that even if things go to shit, in the end you will have social safety net. And getting a roof over your head is prioritised.
Anonymous No.714528139
>>714512260
lmao YOU LOST
Anonymous No.714528193
>>714528013
We have drying racks on the counter, and then we put them into the dish cabinet
Anonymous No.714528292 >>714529420
>>714513937
>I set it to fahrenheit for you
>At -46°
A real jokester we got right there. But saunas are a great invention. Just went to one again today. The Finns were on some good shit when inventing them. Or they simply tried to survive the winter.
Anonymous No.714528314
https://www.videogameseurope.eu/news/statement-on-stop-killing-games/

kek, VGE (who represent EA, Sony, Microsoft, etc. in europe) already trying to lobby and damage control
Anonymous No.714528345 >>714528693 >>714532253
>>714527034
Page 21 of this:
https://op.europa.eu/en/publication-detail/-/publication/1024ff67-8133-11ef-a67d-01aa75ed71a1
Anonymous No.714528427
>>714499387
One of the EU countries that don’t need concrete ID like Denmark or Greece.
Expect botspam from countries like those.
Anonymous No.714528693
>>714528345
well i'll be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAfwbmVZM2w&list=RDPAfwbmVZM2w
Anonymous No.714528729
>>714512260
>Iran will turn your jewish dunecoon country into glowing gl-AACCKK!!!
Anonymous No.714528820
>>714527680
>>Every apartment has "dish closet" thing above sink where you put washed dishes.
very cool
Anonymous No.714529027 >>714529142 >>714529151
The finnish culture is a virus. It is contagious through interaction and unavoidable. You think you're safe, but deep down you know you're a different person when you come here.

You're already using the "T." after a post. Even if it is ironic, the 't' means nothing logical to you, but you know what it means. We know where it comes from and we remember a time before the internet when we used it.

>Terveisin, Anonymous
Anonymous No.714529142 >>714529228 >>714529825
>>714529027
I've already been infected years ago. Is there a cure?
Anonymous No.714529151
>>714529027
As a finn I've always found it funny that foreigners here use >t..
But sadly our influence is diminishing. Gone are the days of Spurdo or dolan
Anonymous No.714529228 >>714529330
>>714529142
I'm sorry to say that the only cure for Finnishism is is drowning during midsummer
Anonymous No.714529330 >>714529962
>>714529228
But I don't wanna drown. Fug
Anonymous No.714529420
>>714528292
To be fair, we didn't "invent" the sauna, Sauna is just the word for the finnish style steam room, but steam rooms have been developed basically in all boreal cultures independently. In fact; when Sweden tried to set up a colony in Delaware in the 1600s, the Lenape people there also had a sort of primitive steam "room" (more of a covered hole in the ground with a fire) and the finnish colonists who were there started bathing with the injuns despite the protests of the swedish governor of the colony. the russian banya is basically identical to the sauna.
Anonymous No.714529497 >>714530175
>>714524162
>>714524253
they're pretty much just snowpajeets after all
Anonymous No.714529526
finland doesn't actually exist. "finland" is a living meme that only persists as long as people acknowledge it, hence the "TORILLE" meme, for instance, they require real people to mention them. if everyone ignored the finns, they would cease to be.
Anonymous No.714529825
>>714529142
You can't fix what ain't broke.
Anonymous No.714529854
>>714528017
Underage modern ylilauta users don't even know what Northpole and krautchan raiding were, that anon is at least 30.
Anonymous No.714529886
>>714525863
the more I learn about elsewheres, the more I think it really was a jackpot to be borned in winland.
Anonymous No.714529962
>>714529330
Only thing you can do is infect others, starting with hosting a pro pilkki 2 competition at a local lan party.
Anonymous No.714529972 >>714530071 >>714530170 >>714530221 >>714530294 >>714530363 >>714530439 >>714530621 >>714531359
I'm going to Finland this month, what do
Anonymous No.714530071
>>714529972
Eat mämmi.
Anonymous No.714530170
>>714529972
Go to Kotkan meripäivät
Anonymous No.714530175 >>714530670 >>714532242
>>714529497
We're literally Wakanda of the north.
Anonymous No.714530221 >>714530268
>>714529972
sauna bathe (naked), jump into the local lake (naked), enjoy beer (or your preferred alcoholic beverage) (naked)
Anonymous No.714530268
>>714530221
one lonkero or two would be nice to add (naked)
Anonymous No.714530294 >>714530626
>>714529972
Whereabouts?
Anonymous No.714530363
>>714529972
Stay away from Helsinki/Uusimaa and try to visit smaller towns deeper inland/northeast to actually see the finnish traditional side.

The bigger cities are purposefully internationalized and will only show you a shallow part of the finnish people.
Anonymous No.714530439
>>714529972
go talk to hippie/metal/other weird looking people in bars
Anonymous No.714530597
>>714513667
Why is the wardrobe filled with food?
Youre supposed to keep your damn clothes there
Also
>2 pairs of kumpparit
>what the fuck are those shoes also, he cant even fit his maiharis in there
>No replacement clothes, i guess she doesnt need to change her shirts or underwear.
0/10 wouldnt pass holiday inspection unless she was planning on bribing the officers with her cooking
Anonymous No.714530621
>>714529972
go to a grill at 1 am and start shit in the hot dog queue
Anonymous No.714530626 >>714530727 >>714531138
>>714530294
Tampere mostly
Anonymous No.714530670 >>714531029 >>714531039 >>714531216 >>714532242
>>714530175
>high trust
>high int
>high ethics
shame about the neighbourhood, logistics are not so trivial. but at least the cold keeps nasty wildlife away, for now.
Anonymous No.714530727
>>714530626
grim
Anonymous No.714530880
>>714511768
that's a lot of bots!
Anonymous No.714530909 >>714531145
>>714513667
where does she keep her shirts and shit? wtf is up with all that food lmao
Anonymous No.714531029
>>714530670
Siberian version of the brainfever that these fucks spread has already made its way to this southeast corner. Only a matter of time before the mosquitos start spreading diseases too.
Anonymous No.714531039
>>714530670
We will retake petsamo and monopolize imports from asia via the northern route
Anonymous No.714531138 >>714531475 >>714531526
>>714530626
>Eat some black sausage at Kauppahalli
>See a live show at Vastavirta club
>Go to Näsinneula tower
>Get drunk in Koskipuisto, try to bribe your way to a crew of locals having a park drinking session
Anonymous No.714531145
>>714530909
I once tried to hide a bunch of stuff in my boot but as the inspector then said: "A boot is a boot, not a storage"
Anonymous No.714531216 >>714532242
>>714530670
>high tech infrastructure
>high social security
>tech innovator
>one of the best defensive artillery in the world
Anonymous No.714531359
>>714529972
Don't come here, we are full
Anonymous No.714531475 >>714531594 >>714531628 >>714531704
>>714531138
>Tampere
>Finnish
lol it's littered with foreigners and exchange students. Literally only worth if you have friends there already.
Stick to rural finland and rent a cabin and buy a case of beer to taste what finns do when on vacation.
Anonymous No.714531526
>>714531138
>get stabbed by a muslim
Anonymous No.714531594
>>714531475
A juntti will always be seething about city life, never change heinähattu :D
Anonymous No.714531628 >>714532004 >>714532190
>>714531475
do rural finns even speak english? how do our country pumpkins even communicate with foreigners?
Anonymous No.714531657
>>714528012
>>714499387
>>714505043
>>714499251
>>714498926 (OP)
>>714503282
>>714505665
keep being anti people you corpo shill mosnter
Anonymous No.714531704
>>714531475
No joko sekin on paskanahkoja täynnä, en oo about 7 vuoteen käynyt. Espoo oli jo ihan toivoton kun siellä työn puolesta kävin.
Anonymous No.714531707
>>714524162
>little to no good games
I know you need to seethe about Russia every day of your life but you don't need to make shit up.
Pathfinder 1-2
Rogue Trader
Space Marine 2
Pathologic
Snowrunner
Tarkov
Highfleet
Heroes of Might and Magic 5
The Void
Vangers
Tetris
The Final Station
Miside

>inb4 it's all bad
Compared to ProPilkki 1 & 2?
Anonymous No.714532004 >>714532085 >>714532253
>>714531628
Something like 90% of Finns can speak English
Anonymous No.714532085 >>714532171
>>714532004
something like 90% of Finns also happen to live in cities so your point?
>source?
my ass
Anonymous No.714532171 >>714532286
>>714532085
You think living in a city somehow makes you better at English?
Anonymous No.714532190
>>714531628
pretty much anyone under the age of 40 can reasonably well hold a conversation. unless they're an ice hockey player
Anonymous No.714532242
>>714530175
>>714530670
>>714531216
BUT HOW
Anonymous No.714532253
>>714532004
It's 82%
source: >>714528345
Anonymous No.714532286 >>714532409 >>714532620
>>714532171
No, I just think anyone outside Kehä III have yet to discover internet
Anonymous No.714532402
new colour unlocked
Anonymous No.714532409 >>714532491 >>714532836
>>714532286
I have fiber in my shithole you retard
Anonymous No.714532491
>>714532409
I wish the fiber salesmen would leave my dad alone holy they're a pack of wolves if I've ever seen one
Anonymous No.714532594 >>714532730
>>714498926 (OP)
Anonymous No.714532615
>>714521079
>INFRA
Based game
>I now have two batteries for the gamera :DDDD
Anonymous No.714532620 >>714532794 >>714532836
>>714532286
Joo, pysy siellä vaan vitun vihervassari.
>Helsinkiin perustetaan ympäristövyöhyke, joka ohjaa päästöttömään liikkumiseen, julkisen liikenteen hyödyntämiseen, kävelyyn ja pyöräilyyn. Alueella saisi ajaa vain päästöttömillä ajoneuvoilla kuten sähköautoilla.
Anonymous No.714532730
>>714532594
Imebäsh mhunaa bebbuboigah.
Anonymous No.714532794
>>714532620
ulkopuolelta helsinkiin opiskelemaan muuttaneena ja sitten valmistuttua pois muuttaneena tää vänkäys aina naurattaa.
ei ole juurikaan erilainen kaupunki kuin muut
Anonymous No.714532836
>>714532409
>>714532620
and good weekend to you too