Thread 714577149

GOTY

yakuza side quest tier

>>714577297
Games need more of this

>>714577149 (OP)
Why is this the only scene people show and talk about of Death Stranding 2?
Really makes your noggin think huh?

>>714577297
haha funny shitto enough to compensate for how garbage the combat is

>>714577535
there's more

>>714577619
Fucking garbage, that fucking NeggoMan dancing scene was so trash I almost turned the fucking console off

>>714577687
E33 could never

>>714577149 (OP)
This was such a fun scene and so unexpected. LOL

I love Kojima.

>>714577149 (OP)
Japanese humor

>>714577624
god fucking dammit

>>714577807
K I N O

Goyslop Of The Year

>>714577835
This is photoshopped.

>>714577149 (OP)
Was this game specifically designed for people to make memes about it?

>>714577149 (OP)
Annoying reddit humor
>haha funny middle age asian man beating the shit out of decked out character

Japanese Dragon Age Veilguard.
Same viral shilling.
Same forced cringe.
Same garbage.

>>714577149 (OP)
>le reddit yakoolza and Dead Rising humor
It's like poetry to be honest

Kojima is fucking reddit. There, I said it.

SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN

So let me get this straight, its a fucking walking simulator and the "reward" for walking is reddit cutscenes? Fuck Kojima and fuck all his worshipers.

Its like he tried so hard to make "viral memes" to try and get people to talk about this slop, but one one cares.

>>714577782
oh no you libbies better cancel kojima for wearing a hat that makes a trump reference on a hat!

>>714577987
MGS5 looking a bit weird there.

>>714577149 (OP)
never falling for snoycuck propaganda that this shit worth anything

>>714581325
He doesn't know that I'm a National Socialist.

That's ok.

>>714577752
I WILL
HOLD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>714581825
SHRED IT JIMBO

Can we forget the memes for a second and appreciate how beautiful the ending is? It really is Kojima's best in a long time.

>>714581947
It's kino

>>714577149 (OP)
Cringe of the year.
Kojima saw this and tried to copy the joke.

I'm sure at least some of these make sense in context. Without it, it's like looking at a fever dream.

>>714577553
you just described the entire yakuza series

Fukushima status?

>>714582430
in shambles

>>714581269
the costumes are all so fat and goofy.
there is not 1 single aesthetic design in this entire ugly abortion of a walking sim.

>>714582705
This is Shinkawa at his peak

>>714582680
The giant baby vore was unexpected

DSPbros....

>>714582297
What part of seeing OPs post makes you cringe? The emotion is supposed to be “that’s funny” but I guess you think him making the joke is cringe? That is honestly pretty cringe.

>>714577624
>Kojima stealing ideas from a 5 year old shitpost game
https://youtu.be/CnMpAwoVC2Q?t=58

>>714583139
because he's not funny.
there's nothing more cringe than a senile jap failing to imitate a joke he once saw.

>>714583184
If you can't beat them
join them

>>714578251
>sigh… so annoying…
>reddit
>this humor is so annoying…
I’m sorry the game annoyed you by having lighthearted moments. I will personally strive to see that games are more serious…

>>714583257
I mean if you play a pretty serious-toned game that is mostly quiet and then are presented with this out of nowhere, many would find such juxtaposition humorous, objectively. I’m sorry you weren’t amused, shouting angrily into the void about it is kinda funny tho so you may know what you’re talking about.

I was playing it and Sam literally said the N-word out of nowhere while delivering I think they forgot to take that out

The three girls are the lamest shit in the game. So sick of Sam getting his shit kicked in only to be saved by these girls with super powers and then they all have some big gay hug. And same now is even more retarded because Dollman does all his thinking and observation for him. It feels like some DEI interns actually made the story instead of Kojima.

>>714577149 (OP)
man this season of walking dead is wild

>>714583924
Kojima tried to make Fragile into another perfect woman hero who sacrifices herself tragically, like The Boss.
Easy way to win awards from critics.

>>714583924
Holy smokes
>girls are LAME
>they have powers like Sam??? FUCK THAT
>what the… the characters are hugging? What is this gay shit??????
I don’t even get the dollman sentence, Schizo moment?
>DEI!!!!!!
It’s time to get off the internet big dawg

>>714584196
She didn’t sacrifice herself though, it helps to know what you’re talking about before trying to make your epic calculations.

>>714577149 (OP)
This thread made me realize that there’s barely any active DS2 threads on /v/ despite the game just coming out. EX33 had so many god damn threads.

>>714584213
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>>714584516
What did he mean by this

>>714582395
>gets filtered by combat
>sees other filtered people online and assumes hes in the right
many such cases

>>714577149 (OP)
Average Italian New Yorker

>>714584213
>Like Sam
Oh please Sam's nothing compared to Tomorrow that saves him multiple times, why exactly is she so good at fighting for someone from another world? And magic Rainy with her ability to counter the timefall. He's nothing compared to that. He also gets saved by the red ninja several times. I'm pretty sure Tarman's flashback is optional too. Sam's out here on some emotional journey with him being in denial and every second scene is seeing the three girls sing doing stupid shit like singing that damn rain song again. Far to much shit about them and not enough about him.

Its just shitty cutscene power gaps. Sam takes out a whole horde of enemies in gameplay and then gets jobbed immediately afterwards for story purposes. So far this game's had an inverse bellcurve with the middle of it being so incredibly boring.

>>714584406
She literally gets shot while saving Lou you absolute retard.

>>714584806
Sam being literally unkillable is pretty much on par with the two other characters with powers imo. Yeah they are strong, but they can’t do what Sam can. Rainy saves Sam one time from the only other character who poses a threat to Sam in the whole universe of death stranding, but she only heals him, she can’t fight. Tomorrow also saves him from this person, but is also almost killed in the process and is saved by tarman. Sam can’t do it alone, and they can’t do it without Sam either.

>>714584724
Yakuza combat is either
>use this extremely weak clunky stance that was never playtested
or
>use this stance that has literally only one decent move, but it's so broken OP you just spam it and win
wow.... such.........strategic depth

>>714584872
She had no choice but to get clapped, not really a sacrifice. Yeah she “saved” Lou really good when they both got gunned down. No part of that was sacrificial, they both get clapped and it just so happens fragile guided her to Neil’s beach. But if you have a low iq and don’t think very hard about the colors on the screen I could see how you’d be reminded of other stories so much that you thought that happened, yeah

Neil... Vana

>>714577149 (OP)
>GOTY
DS2 is the highest rated game of all time on the Playstation store. :)

>>714586068
Well deserved I say!

>>714586301
face scanning is truly repulsive.

Do you ever get to craft your own version of the heavy MG that the dog mechs drop?

>>714580018
That's honestly how it felt the whole time, he couldn't or didn't want to make the game serious, so he went for meme overdose, but they all come off as either in bad taste and out of place or just plain annoying and disruptive to gameplay, doesn't help that the game is literally a movie with walking sim in between chapters

>>714587335
It gets very serious and quite sad. Kojima just has some fun along the way.

>>714577619
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>>714577987

KINO
I
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why didnt he do this in the first game. DS1 needed much more kojimbo in it

>>714586301
which one is the tranny

>>714583872
> said the N-word
nuclear?

>>714577149 (OP)
>collaborate with some of the best directors in the world
>make them act silly things instead of directing interesting scenes for the videogame
why would you do that?

ps

del toro is a shit director so he's not included

>>714589457
DS1 had to make sure that people take the new universe Kojima created seriously so they become invested in the story.

DS2 could afford to go crazy, kind of like MGS2.

>>714585054
Pekora a cute

>>714577149 (OP)
If the game would be like this all the time it would pick my interest easily.

>>714589658
Oshii is a silly guy and loves this kind of stuff

>>714589889
Where is the EN rep?

>>714590451
Those four are unironically the only ones who played Death Stranding in hololive, in that order too.

>>714577149 (OP)
Is DS2 just a Yakuza game?

>>714583184
It's a game parodying his game, I think he's within his right to do so.

...You can capture giant BTs and make them battle each other...

>>714580018
>>714587335
Neither of you have ever played other Kojima games.

>>714579929
KEK

>antagonist sneaks into your dream and kisses you
devilish