"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!" - Richard III, Act 5 Scene 4, William Shakespeare
uma thread
>>714592285 (OP)There's a lot of pornographic images for a series where the yakuza cut off artists fingers for drawing lewd of their horses.
>>714592285 (OP)latest fotm slop being shilled by asmongold, notthernlion, and other big streamers. ludwig is even hosting a tournament. your entire community is twitch chat tourists.
>>714592285 (OP)Maruzensky is better
>>714592569Just call any of the girls your wife and watch them seethe about misogyny
does the Twin Turbo banner still drop Fine Motion and Super Creek?
>>714592550>>714592285 (OP)i wish i used my 3* selector coupon on McQueen
>didn't get a single SSR
and that's when I dropped the game
>>714594096No, it's failed parenting.
>>714594096I rolled 20k worth of carrots and still didn't get her (or any SSR really). Fuck this game and gacha games.
>>714594228i feel your pain bro
>>714594198Bro? Your selector ticket? The FREE SSR ticket they gave you just for showing up in the game?
>>714592569>northernlion is now a mainstream eceleb that draws ire from random deranged /v/tardsI don't like it
so what do you do as a F2P once you have good enough horses to always win careers but can't beat whales in PVP? what's the endgame?
>>714594389play other games
>>714594389adopt the japanese mentality of doing your best even when no one is looking
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Brutal mogging.
>>714593842Yes, I don't know much about other gacha but this one is a case of once a card or uma is released and has a banner they're already in the cycle. When their banner ends they just have normal rates for their star/rating.
In otherwords you can get a summer skin during the Christmas banner.
>>714592285 (OP)you faggots don't get bored of every 4 daily quest gameplay """"game"""" that comes out every month?
>>714594582Mogget by Genshin.
>>714594228I got 2 of her and didnโt want her. Luck of the draw sometimes, I just wanted dupes to upgrade the lower star girls
>>714594582>That last one>This was supposed to be the FGO killer
>>714594874You tell them, red man.
>dude
>what if we took the absolute best horse of its generation
>a complete fucking beast
>and made it a cute, cat-like, small girl desperate for your attention?
>>714594389Go to your shitters league, beat fellow shitters and watch as your uma take center stage while your shitters losers become her back dancers during the obligatory losers dabbing winning live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zv90BTnFuI
>>714594582So how no one has reported BA for manipulating reviews? i would do it if i knew how
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>>714592550This picture sold me on McQueen.
>>714594096I agree with her.
What the fuck does a "pinch of salt" means?
Go fuck yourself, tell me how much salt to put into the dish.
>>714595293Doesn't the rule only apply for bribing for GOOD reviews?
>>714595492Nope
Someone should report it, wherever the fuck it should be reported
>>714594389Gotta Catch 'Em All!
I still haven't pulled Nice Nature despite her being 1*...
>>714595705>bakushinnow do it with a real horse
>>714595713Im still waiting you know, for BA to kill FGO like they said it would
It has been 2 years, maybe you need a 3rd year? oh wait this is the 3rd year and it already flopped itself out of steam
Maybe a 4th will be the charm
>>714595705Tell me your secret? I went full BAKUSHIN on Speed all the way to 1200 and didn't lose a single race and she's still only a B.
It's really dumb how you link the account across multiple devices. You gotta go through the entire starting tutorial on a throwaway account on the second device. They could have put a button on the start screen to enter the link id, but nope you gotta go through the whole thing just to get to the main menu and then go into settings.
>>714595293the reviews seem to be exactly what you'd expect from BA fans I don't see it
>>714595843Owner of Daiwa Scarlet here, boobs not big enough
Do girls in japan actually say "doya", "nishishi", "ya yo?!", "fumu fumu" or is it all a trick to make me fall in love with fictional characters?
>>714592550It's okay, they are safe after all.
>>714594096she was raised by a single dad that was just as autistic, pls be patient
Should I get Maruzensky with the 3* ticket?
I know the safest bet is Oguri, but her design doesn't appeal to me
>>714596447Her OG unit is pretty good, and her unique is also a good skill to pass down to other runners.
But her upcoming summer alt is absurdly meta and just plain better.
>>714596325>when vodka being the more successful horse breaks you to the point you have demand your uma to be sexier
>>714596282>shipugakiholy fucking secondaries
>>714596625>playing for meta in a game where f2p get 4 sparks per yearwhy
>>714596625Ho does alts work here? I guess they are new characters with different skills and not just alt skins
How the fuck am I supposed to know what a good card is? Like obviously 3 star is better than 2, but am I supposed to be excited if I pack a 3 star? The cutscene makes me think yes, but what if it's a shit 3 star?
>>714592550I have a lewd video but Im scared to post it cause I dont want to get yakuza'd
>>714596719I find funny how you can clearly differentiate the degens who play the game and the degens that just want to be funny in the reviews
>>714596325All this waste of effort to try and duni on Vodka and then Super Creek flaunts her massive momtits in your face once and you'll completely forget about both of them
>>7145960013 speed, 3 wit cards. Speed inheritence. You need to have Fine Motion and luck out on getting her first event for practice perfect.
>>714596883>3 star is better than 2 starwrong
>what if itโs a shit 3 starif you actually cared about that you would be saving all your carats for the kitasan black banner on the 16th, that card will define the meta for the next year and a half
>>714596780Same character but with a different outfit, build and skill set. They can share outfits though, so if you have OG Maruzensky you can put her OG outfit onto summer Maruzensky and vice versa.
>>714596756Some people can get lucky while rolling.
>>714597104i dont know what the fuck any of that means. im just trying to race horses.
>>714596691If he wanted her to be sexier than her tits would be flat
>>7145968833 star isn't better than 2 a lot of times
look at the skills the cards give
max limit break is better than 1 copy
look at the card type, speed > power > stam > int > guts
>>714597078I have a 2x uncapped Fine Motion and used 4 Speed cards and borrowed a Super Creek.
Guess it's just shit luck and a bad deck.
>>714596001>>714597078 (me)
If you can try to get Moxie (Front Runner recovery skill), you get it later automatically, but it makes it easier having shit stamina. In fact you can get another recovery skill. And remember that lane/position specific skills give more score points than universal skills. Don't pick debuff or green skills unless they're too beneficial for you (something like Front or Pace runner debuffs)
>>714597396Noted, thanks.
Their booth in AX is packed
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHINSHIN?
Reminder that the twin turbo ssr only has a 12.5% chance of giving you the hint for Taking the Lead and an 87.5% chance of -10 energy and then fucking off for the rest of the career
>>714597592that dude is taking pictures under Special Week skirt
I might play it for Estelle
I asked this in the other thread and got not answer: does this game and the Persona gacha have permanently missable story/character interaction scenes?
>>714597529Only reason why I am interested in "playing" this.
>>714597273You don't need Super Creek for Bakushin. Since you will be doing sprints and sometimes miles you make up for stamina with recovery skills, hence why I said to pick more than 1.
Be prepaired to not get A rank since it's still RNG dependent
>>714597757Do you feel in charge?
>>714597762No, it's a Cygames style gatcha, not a Hoyoverse style gatcha, SSR's you miss are added into the standard pool unless specially stated otherwise. Limited units are rare
>>714597175Unfortunately thereโs no good Support Card Calculator in English so itโs difficult to give you more concrete example.
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210
But from the number at the bottom you can see that SR Speed Sweepy is better than the two SSRs at 0 Limit Breaks.
>>714597757You better never take this god forsaken event I think charm chakra has least debuffs if it's a failure
>you need to grind Ura for the event
>I suck so hard I can't pass any 3/4th race with any horse except Bakushin
I don't know how to feel about this
Blue Archive is a better game, don't let mongoloids and e-celebs to astroturf you.
>triple rainbow 5 supports
I'm going to cum in my pants
>>714597841>>714597880ha
I picked charm chakra
>>714598034Then why are you posting a vtuber instead of a blue archive character? Could it be you didn't know Iroha wasn't a blue archive character because you don't play?
>>714598042>still can't get 5 supports even when i use six cards with the specialty frequency buffat least that event is permanent
>>714597592imagine the smell
So is there any point in trying to pack a particular horsegirl or is it all purely about support cards?
>>714598042>only 3 rainbows.lvl 5 node with 5 rainbows give flat +100
>>714598034>deletedoh nonononono
>>714598193Must've smelled like a stable.
>>714592285 (OP)Is this just a VN? Or is there gameplay?
>>714598208Mostly depends on their personal skill. Other than that you can roll for who you like, cards are the real gacha.
if you like guns play blue archive
if you like horses play uma
if you like both then play both
itโs that simple
>>714598320I did winning with Bakusin and got fucked.
Try charm.
>>714598208because you don't want to race the same 5 umas and you need them for inheritance training
>>714598320>Senior yearTell her to fuck off unless youโre willing to risk blowing up the entire run that late.
>>714598285seems like a deck builder + Princess Maker mashup with VN scenes
>>714597868okay, I'll keep playing it then
>>714593530BUT SHE CAN'T WIN!
>>714597592Can you play the game there or something? Or just merchandise?
>>714598427It's a double edged sword, it means you're less likely to get the banner focus, but it also means if you miss them, they'll just show up eventually, like Nikke
>>714598320The top gives better benefits but they have bigger chance of fucking it up, the lower you go the safer it is, health is 60% activation I believe, go for that
Now that the game is in English I kinda agree with not lewding the horses
>>714598484You can play the claw machine in their booth for prizes.
>>714594389stop playing or be consumed by the gacha menace
How can I get my Rice Shower to beat Mihono Bourbon during here career? She is on crack
>>714598537while these losers were out at conventions, i was grooming my horses...
>>714598560literally just get lucky
>>714598537>no plushies holding hands like in the gameLAME
I would play if there were horse boys
>dont lewd the umas
You say this as if your uma wouldnt kick down your door and rape you
>>714598537>Wins with Rice>Pulls SpeSoulless
>>714598531Now that the game is in English I kinda agree with lewding the horses.
>>714598714umas lewding me is allowed
>>714592285 (OP)I'm down to like 15 clocks now and this bitch decides to lose on the semi finals, I don't want to waste more clocks, can you even farm clocks?
>>714598807>>714598910Enough of Golshi's punching bag.
Post Taiki.
Just curious but would a race horse pussy be tighter than a normal horse pussy because of the extra muscle?
>>714598807you're LITERALLY jacking off to this you realize that right?
>>714598863Umas will not lewd you anon
They will force you to father mini umas
I like how every trainee starts off with 1 fan.
>>714598691Funny how this is plot relevant for Rice. She can hear other's heartbeat
>>714592550Does Yakuza actually beat japanese artists up over Uma porn?
How many of them have been turned into salami yet?
wonder which umas fart as much as a horse haha
>>714598537I know that the plushies would be expensive, that it would be cool if they had the same plushies that the game has
How does Rudolph rate on the horsefu meter? She seems kind of dry and I notice no one really post her
>new to this
>through a few careers, none won yet
>"I will try this Top Gun character for career next"
>10 seconds in
>>714599120No, the reason cygames said no porn is because the owners of the horses could revoke permission at any point and if one of the main horses was lost they would have to completely rewrite the entire game and kill the anime
>>714599280>no one really post heri gotchu
>>714599120>>714599318>"Nooo dont makle porn">give the modells jggle physics and make them dance in skimpy outfits on stage doing sugestive poses
>>714599120Nobody knows. But artists are in both legal trouble and Yakuza trouble if they try. It's the same situation as Genshin where if you are a local, you don't want to piss off the local power. There are at least 2 chinks in jail for at least 3 years with parole due to Genshin porn
>>7145993133 years old is old enough in horse year.
>>714599102That shit is hell, I did like 3 bakushin runs with only speed cards and they all were at the wits summer training at the end
>just team raced against a guy who has Daiwa Scarlet in her official outfit already
How?
>>714599431There is a big difference between standard idol shit and pissplay scat ntr quadruple amputee futa urethral sounding shit that would inevitably get made
>>714599150It would definitely be Gold Ship or Special Week
im running a somewhat unoptimized setup, spent way too much time on this account since day one and never finished a single career up to the finale. Is there any guide i should follow or am i bricked and have to reroll meta cards? i dont know if i could complete the day 1/2 free sr ticket with all the other games weighing me down
>>714599560He probably rolled the uma gacha or traded statues for her shards.
>>714599638have you tried bakushin? her career is ezpz
>>714599638just BAKUSHIN bro
>>714599489There is no way I wouldnt get fired for this shit half a season in. Bitch is taking video evidence first day
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when is skibidi rizz getting in
>>714599878When Sir Gaylord and Potoooooooo get in.
>>714597592I would like to be side to side with a 1:1 Teio figure, it would be easy to IMAGINE.
Ahem, all stand up for a national anthem.
https://youtu.be/WttUxO0EooA?si=64dTviaIWUuDUI8J
>>714599457>Be that guy who go to jail for Genshin
>>714592285 (OP)you are part of the problem
>>714599878for me its bofa deez nuts
>>714599963trustworthy face
>>714599280mogged by the hotter Symboli
>>714599726>>714599775flunked at 4/9, i feel like the stats and what they do are very obtuse and i dont know wtf i should be fpocusing on. All anon screenshots have characters with stas on c and above and i have never reached that for any characters even up to 7/9. I really need a simple written guide to follow cause video guides sucks. Also like 90% of my career runs are gold ships.
>>714600074That's a stallion, Johnny
>>714600074>>714599089HE is also MALE so you're not only jacking off to horses but you're also gay
>>714599042>posting naked McQueen on a blue board
>>714598407Apparently in Team Races you can go from using 5 to 15 Umas after some Class Promotions.
And it seems like you can't use duplicates, so you do NEED more than the basic Umas, dunno why everybody says to not pull Umas, it seems like PVP is a good source of carats if you get good.
>>714599280Her hair is weird.
>>714599878for me it's verstappen
>>714600258how did you build her?
>>714594327Holy shit, thank you anon. Just picked up Oguri Cap for sexual purposes.
>Tiny uma trots up on shaky legs
>calls you papa
>mumbles something unintelligible
>big dopey smile
>trots off
Is this truly the future you want?
>>714600181i'm not saying this to be rude but i don't think rerolling your account will help you. take some time to look through your support cards and figure out what they do, level up five that sound handy and then try again.
WTF this is BULLSHIT and NOT CANON
>>714600357Buying Iron Will was a mistake honestly. She was never really in position to activate it as a pace chaser with good speed. Then again, the only skill to kick in in the URA finale was Hydrate and she won anyway.
>accidently build Rice Shower into a Front-runner
>her signature move needs her to be between a bunch of fuckers so she can shiv them
I might be retarded
>>714600603Nice Nature?
Is the WINNER and the MAIN PROTAGONIST.
Teio?
dorky sidekick
>>714600181Speed determines top speed.
Stamina determines how long you can stay at top speed.
Power determines acceleration.
Guts is worthless until it gets reworked in ~8 months.
Wit determines skill activation chance and navigation ability.
With Bakushin you set her to front runner and mash speed as much as possible, and just enough wit to hit 400-500.
Gold Ship is cancerous to train.
>Doing alright with Daiwa
>Ends at 3rd place during the first race of URA Finals
>Rank C
Not bad I guess
>>714600620thanks, i wanna try her career soon
>>714599074it warms my cold dead heart when I see that
because their first and #1 fan is always you, the trainer
>>714599102this mission was ass
just spam 5 speed support cards that have an increase in chance for friendship training and cross your fingers.
My 5 support training wasn't even fucking speed after all that lol
>>714600390idk how can you lewd the thing that eats. Great unit though but 0% sex
>>714600883architect or vorefag I suspect
>>714594096No that's my daughter
>>714600829>Northern DancerCanadian legend.
>>714601000Wait until you find out the Bakushin voice actress got banned from the industry after she made public comments against muslim immigrants.
>>714601000Please kill yourself twitter repost nigger
I am no longer asking, I am begging. Please yakuza sama, please let me sex air groove.
So, training Top Gun right now. And I could give her Rice Showers Signature skill.
Is that genius or retarded? Like would it make her the ultimate pace chaser or would I waste a load of skill points?
>>714601110I already liked Bakushin you didn't have to sell me on her more.
>>714601141stop caping for nazis
>>714601110based bakushin
>>714601110gonna listen to the bakushin song just for this
I CANT GO BACK TO HORSEJAIL
>>714592285 (OP)This was supposed to flop hard in the west. How did it become popular?
is there a reliable way to get character shards? I want Golshi in her red outfit
>>714601156Top Cun is an incredibly flexible uma. You can make her work if you run her as pace/late and equip her with Rice's skill. As long as your support cards can support running that strat, of course.
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THAT'S MY FUCKING UMA!
DAIWA SCARLET NUMBA ONE!
>>714601110>mudslimes will get bakushin'd>no exceptionsHoly based I'm gonna go bakushin right now
>>714601409Wait for the Legend races to come out, and then very slowly farm them.
When will we be able to pull for best girl?
>>714601331Anon, they can pull a 4 ton tire over sand. You don't have rights in this situation.
>>714601110>Bakushin sieg heils and hates sandniggersSo this is the power of bakushin...
>>714601110>bakushin was requested 20 more times because of this
Man, few days ago I wrote how second season was shit. It got pretty damn good from the second half. I'm sorry uma bros I kneel. Urge to breed Teio and McQueen rising.
>>714601517oh, thanks I'll look into this stuff
>>714601436I was more worried thet Rices skill might be wasted. Can two signature skills activate in one race? does the chance of one activating rise if you have both? They kiiiindaaish seem to acomplish similarish goals
>>714601436i love this guy artstyle ever since i first saw it in dohna-dohna
>>714601557If she's best girl does that mean she's over 180cm tall?
>cast of S1 singing on the stage
Abosolute ludo kino bros.
This game just oozes with SOVL.
i must be retarded, how do i make an item request in the club? can't find the option for it
>>714601110Islamic fundamentalism is incompatible with modern society, and the world would be a better place if more people replied that. Bakushin is based.
>>714601000Player count will rise until moral improves.
>>714601110Umazingly based.
>>714601845Inherited skills are just watered down normal skills. They work like normal skills should and should stack with each other if activated at the same time, otherwise no one would've taken Oguri's inherit for their Rudolf or their non-runner umas.
>>714601930Look at the other half of your screen
I did the same thing kek
>>714592572Kys tendiejeet
>>714601845It should work, I got McQueen's skill on Air Groove here:
>>714600620
Sex. Sex with forever JK umapussy
>>714601887I didn't expect to like her, but she's too cute.
>>714602107Okay but who is that on the right
>1 turn until URA finals
>gamble on a 77% fail rate for a triple rainbow training session
>fail
>win the finals anyway
>>714601110Source for that claim? I can't find anything about her and those comments
>>714602117>>714601993Thanks anons. This games fun but some shit is just not really straightforward. I wish the tutorial had focused mroe on that kind of shit
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I'm not a gacha person. Barely played any.
Is this good for a first roll?
Is there like, 4 star horses or 5 star horses i can find?
Also is this game cunnyless?
>>714592285 (OP)How this menu simulator is so popular.
I will never understand Japan.
>>714601397>people like horses>people like gambling>people like cute girlsI don't know how much staying power it will have, but I'm not surprised by the successful launch.
>>714602417I'm surprised it survived Persona 5 X and Blue Archive, let alone mogging both.
>>714599042https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvN9WMmsQ4
>>714602358Your "good roll" should be for support cards, not horses. Roll there.
That said, Mihono Bourbon is probably the best Long distance horse right now as a front runner, but it's very temporary and low impact.
>>714602168Michelle My Baby
>>714602358Bourbon and McQueen are fine enough. At this point rolling for good SSR support cards and maxing them with early adopter freebie points is much more important
>>714601557Whatโs her name?
Finally, I love my country girl wife so much! Alos just curious, how rare is it to get the hot springs trip from the raffle? Also I take it just redoing the career is the best way to boost bond lvl?
>>714601557Her arc was a shit. SHIT!
Finally, she fucking did it.
Love my imouto.
>>714602490I've seen nothing for this game except subway guy
>>714602660Then you've seen everything worth seeing in that game.
>>714602592>how rare is it to get the hot springs trip from the raffleI played for 40 hours and never got it.
>>714602643Medium or Long URA?
>>714594224Bourbonzawa looks more metalic than usual today.
Golshi has something to say
"UH, ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OR NI-
>>714602358>Also is this game cunnyless?depends on your definition but the closest thing so far are mayano top gun and rice shower with nishino flower coming later
>>714602643What's it like to be the onii-chan of an horse girl?
>>714602920RUNNERS????
MODS!!!!
>>714602271Cuz he's full of shit. She's pretty much on hiatus due to poor physical and mental health.
>>714602708>40 hours and never got itfuck, guess it makes sense it'd be hard to get
>>714599280Watching Cinderella Gray changes your perspective of Rudolf, she's a sex demon there.
>>714601564I wonder how common horse on human rape over there.
>>714594389>what's the endgame?Breeding horses with 3 sparks in turf and long to win Urara's Arima Kinen.
>>714602821Medium.
>>714602975Lots of hand-holding apparently.
>>714602565Obey Your Master
Uh, I'm not sure I like where this is going
>>714602643Hello brother in law
Learning more about horses makes me understand the turkish horse autism
>>714601397being about cute girls and sport management and gacha hybrid
>t. sank hundreds of hours in management sims
>Arima Kinen
>View Results
>lose
>try again
>lose
>watch the race but skip to the last stretch
>lose
>watch the race but at 4x speed
>win
does skipping make it so you don't activate any skills during those skipped segments or what?
Should I save all the carrots for the Kitasan card and keep playing and saving until her release? Or does a must have card exist now?
Funny how we have a game about cute ponies and little girls can't play it because it's too complicated.
>>7146035844x speed makes your uma four times faster, obviously.
>transfer removes the veteran uma and you get SP in return
uh...where do they take the uma?
>>714592285 (OP)Should I be running Bakushin as a pace or front?
>>714603781People weren't actually joking about the glue factory, anon
>>714603781The glue factory.
Save them up to put them on auction instead of glue factory.
>>714603813front and only train speed
>>714598158>at least that event is permanentIs it?
>>714603781The glue factory
>>714603781To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and there are nice young men in white coats.
>>714603850>switch her to front>get my first lossouch
>>714603781Retirement of course!
>>714603781become breeding fodder
>>714604006The one with the biggest ears wins. That's what Pretty Derby is.
I'M FAILING HER I'M FAILING MY HORSE AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT
>>714604036Golshi should sing that song.
>>714599280Her daughter is better
>>714603729More Golshi, now!
what am i supposed to be using monies for?
Every time I start a new career, I feel awful for the mob umas who my trainee absolutely just fucking destroy in the debut race. Their sad faces with tears in their eyes as just before a front runner pulls away by 3+ leagues is heartbreaking
>>714604353upgrading your support cards
I like the male announcer's energy, dude gets really into it when calling certain names like mihono bourbon
>>714604053use speed cards to have more friends doing the speed training
>>714604418I heard he's a real keiba commentator.
>>714604353upgrading supports and raising potential for trainees
>>714604418I love how he says Tachyooooooonnnnn
>>714604481I'm running 4 right now, I think I just fucked up my skills
>>714601110Sakura Basedshin O
>>714604387I remember seeing this webm a couple of years ago, it was my first and only contact with uma musume until last week
crazy how life is
>>714604573daiwa paizuri training
>>714603427>Getting a horse fren when you're literally only old enough to stand on the horse and grow old togetherBeing in the steppes actually sounds really comfy bros, why couldn't we've been born back then...
How come all these horses eat like pigs?
>>714604761Horses eat more than pigs.
>>714604573This is a cow, not a horse
>>714604761do you know how much racehorses eat?
Come on, its not fair just one more come onnnn
>check random follower stats
how the fuck
Daiwa Scarlet is micropenis coded
>>714604761gotta eat big to run fast
>>714592569Who cares they're gonna leave the second these e-niggers stop playing the game
>>714603765Instead of skipping I always watch my every Bakushin race like that.
>>714604786Why does Scarlet always put on the crown even when she's not racing?
>>714604841>see 5 icons on training>its 4 supports + directorthis mission is fucking impossible
>>714604152Why did they both lose then?
>>714605003i'm so glad i finally got it earlier, and in a shit run that failed early too
>>714604971I don't skip races, they're fun to watch. I also don't really grind though, I just like watching cute umas running when I've got a few spare minutes.
It sucks how Urara doesn't have any strong affinites with anyone.
Do umas want their trainer's cock and marry him or it's a NTR cuck game?
>>714604995because it's a gift from her mama
>>714604761Rich Piano once said you gotta eat big to get big
>>714592569>noooo stop being ultra successful!Your tears are delicious. Anime won.
>>714599280she's good if you can put up with horse puns
>>714604761they need energy
>>714605170>See cute horse girls>Immediately think of NTRWhat is your problem?
And yes there is NTR in the game and you're looking at her.
Reminder:
Horizontal camera races: They're more like IRL horse racing, favoring wide shots.
Vertical camera races: They're more dynamic and anime-like.
They are NOT "the same but fits your screen better".
>>714605283Read again, i didnt talk about NTR in a good way, i want to know if it isn't a cuck game
Have a horse sounds fun desu, they would make good pets
>>714604869>Careers Completed 103>Good Endings 4Found the Rice enjoyer
>>714605357Why is she so flat
Will Happy Meek become a trainee at any point?
>>714604761>that episode where special weekend realized she was too fat after eating mountains of rice day after day>that episode where special weekend inhaled a shitload of unhealthy food out of frustrationShit was real
>>714604761eat big to win big
I swear I will reach that happy ending and teach my gundam child emotions and drive to win. We'll even triple crown her this time
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>>714605440It's a game policed by actual yakuza, you think they would let Granblue Fantasy writers run amok there?
>>714605540No, unless the real horse someone named after her wins G1.
How long will I have to wait for a Narita Brian banner?
>>714592285 (OP)To remind or not to remind, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The shills and rollers of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of gach shilling,
And by opposing end them.
>>714605440Some are head over heels over you, while others only care about racing. Sorry bro.
>>714605170yes there is, you steal young promising umas from their trainers by showing them how much more capable your are
I wonder how smart the smarter horses were if Gold Ship was that smart
does she scream BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN during sex?
>>714592285 (OP)is there any way to reroll faster or still the same goyslop 30 rolls per account shit? I'm not rerolling for 3 hours just to get a decent unit.
>>714605789A month or two. She should come quickly since she's a year 1 uma.
>>714599280Her appeal is being a fucking DORK!
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>>714605906narita's HONKERS
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Well that was the first time I just gave up a career. Top gun just didnt activate any fucking skill and I just wasted too many turns on races for her fan-goal that she should have easily won or at least placed by all means. I still dont know what her fucking signature skill looks like
>>714605903You get like 7k crystals right? So 40 rolls pe re-roll and it takes like > 5 min to reroll after the first time with a guaranteed SSR from the support cards. Dunno what you're looking for but getting bourbon + 3 SSR cards (one of which being fine motion) took me about 45 min to do
>>714606167>I still dont know what her fucking signature skill looks likeShe rapes you
>>714602592Did you clap when she won?
>>714592285 (OP)Dude why is the show and game so fucking good? I dont get it
>>714606240well I was fucking asking for her to do that then, but she didnt. She didnt do any-fucking thing. Won her debut by 9 fucking lenghts withouth activating it, then didnt activate a single fucking skill through the next 7 races. Yes I sent her to school a bunch with support cards for it.
>>714605003>Try to hunt it for 8 days>GODship grants me the honor of witnessing it>It now happens every other run ever sinceFucking game
should i use the juice item to refill training points or are they best used for something else?
>>714602592it's rare but you will get it eventually
>>714606593apparently all the stuff we have now will be outdated fairly quickly so saving for kitasan is better
>>714594582The only good thing about BA is the porn and the funny chibi videos anons post. There's nothing redeeming about the game outside of the occasional soulful silly animations even some obscure enemies have
>>714606204That's cool, I played it day 1 and it was 0 rolls. Just logged again and realized the game has changed.
>>714606614Do signatures even need any Wit to proc? I swear I've seen it proc every single time the moment the requirements are met. It's just that some are harder than others
>>714606517Unironically having the yakuza tard wrangling them around is a good thing. Shadowverse 2 and GBF are completely shitshows when Cykagames get do thing without supervision from the yakuza.
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reached cap (as in peak) players 2 hours ago
>>714606721>normalfag outlet for retards 10 years behind the curve but still pretends to have relevance They shouldnโt be allowed access to the umas. They donโt measure up
Rankings make no sense. How the fuck my A rank Bakushin loses to B rank Bakushin
WHAT THE FUCK
>>714606204Should I be using this banner now? This one wasn't here day 1.
>>714606904Stats bloat lose to good skills and good RNGs.
flower is so fucking smol, holy shit
>>714606721>Terrible statsRetard saw her being a 1* and just assumed she's shit because of it isn't it?
>>714606852>Yakuza gave us a perfect franchisemaybe they aren't that bad.
>>714606924oh wait its paid banner lol
>>714606838I dont think so beause I had Gold Ship activate hers all the fucking time no issue and shes retarded.
Bleh Im taking a break this level of RNG shit took me out of it
>>714606904Why does Messi not hit the goal 100% of the time if the defense and goalkeeper are mid?
There's no such thing as Rank A always winning against Rank B.
>>714592285 (OP)I love horse pussy.
>>714606721>thinks the horse only went viral after decades>Claims game haru has shit statsJesus fucking christ what happened to doing basic research? I cant wait for the total death of game journalists
>>714606517mix of spokon and cute girls horsing around
>>714606990To be fair, Urara does have more G Rank stats than other Umas, and her being TERRIBLE in turf terrain is a giant debuff for most races, including Arima Kinen.
>>714602592>>714602708>>714603071I won it first fucking career with the wins nothing ever horse and base standard support cards etc.
I didnt get to see the scene
>2nd attempt at Rudolf's campaign
>Only slighter better than last time (B instead of C+); still jobbed at the URA semifinals
>Somehow gets the best sparks of any horse I've trained by far
HOT DAMN
I am one step closer to breeding the uberhorse
>>714607145dexerto is basically a bunch of freelancers doing fuckall, you can even buy actual articles there for a shilling campaign
>>714606989Nishino Flower B67ใปW48ใปH70
What veterans should I keep and what veterans should I glue? Like yeah obviously I keep the ones with the good stats but what about legacy?
>>714606904Score scales non linearly, the more points you have in a stat the more rank points you get, so a 1200/100/100 will net you more points than a 1000/200/200 spread so even if you have a higher rank its possible they have a better spread and skills
>>714606989Feels like she's going to get kicked like a football.
>Did a GoldShip run
Yeah this bitch is fucking insane. Kidnaps you to be her trainer, then has prophetic visions and dreams like she's the horse messiah or something while abusing you in a caring sort of way.
I got a fish for my valentines gift.
>>714607524Keep them all. The game regularly add an auction event where you sell your vets for other trainers at a better rewards than just glueing your umas.
anyone else waiting for the massive crash out when kitasan makes everyone realize that yes, this actually is a p2w gacha game
>>714607647She actually become a God (sort of) in the GBF collab. It's insane.
>>714607659>you auction your horses awaywhat the fuck
>>714607723i dont care about pvp lil bro its not my problem
>>714606904For front runners a single late start is all it takes.
>>714607751but what is a mere god to a mommy?
Air Groove Factoids
>Became known as an 'Empress' due to fans viewing her as a cool, composed mare. However not all of her behaviour was in line with this.
>She loved to lick people, earning her the nickname of Pero-Chan (Licky-chan).
>She lost the Shuka-Sho because she got disturbed by the fansโ flash photography.
>JRA banned the use of flashlights directly on horses afterwards.
>Prior to the 1994 Fall Tennoshou, her owner was worried she'd be unable to find victory and opened a discussion regarding it with the trainer and assistants. An assistant trainer, Kazuhide Sasada said "Just trust in our gyaru and do it." Everyone was taken aback that Sasada considered Air Groove to be a Gyaru. It's something of a meme in the Japanese community.
>She also has a humorous relationship with Pilsudski, Fine Motionโs half elder brother:
>Before the 1997 Japan Cup started in which both competed, Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.
>An erect horse will tend to perform oddly, ignoring instruction and acting on their own lust. This would come ot pass.
>During the race, Pilsudski attempted to approach Air Groove, and eventually took her over from the inner lanes to win the race. It's believed Air Groove may have run poorly due to an attempt to escape him.
>Take Yutaka commented after the race: โI did everything right, Air Groove did everything right and ran a perfect race, yet there is still a horse capable of defeating her in this situation, the world is hugeโฆโ
>After the race, Pilsudski was depicted by fans as a hentai who stalks Air Groove. He also earned the nickname โgod of erectionโ by fans.
>>714607883Well they follow the horse industry to the T.
My twitter and youtube feed is filled with horse stuff now...
>>714607751>>714607647reminder that the real Goldship WAS HOLDING BACK DURING HIS ENTIRE CAREER and is now full of energy and CONSTANTLY breeding despite being long retired.
I got Fine Motion x2 and Super Creek but I still have no idea what I'm doing
>>714607723it was p2w day one you think people care
they're too busy chasing 3* sparks
>>714607751She's also a lobby avatar and a mascot which means she gets to spout random bullshit during gameplay in the Granblue fighting game
>>714608037go tell reddit about it
>>714607970>Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.same
I couldn't help but notice this girl in races, she's quite sexo.
>>714592285 (OP)>game fools you into thinking there's strategy involved when the whole thing is just one big RNG simulatorCan't believe how much time I wasted before that fact really sunk in. You can do everything perfectly and it won't matter cause RNG is what decides everything.
does energy only apply to the training parts or do i want to go into races with as high an energy level as possible?
>>714607890Itโs not just about pvp. Eventually you hit a wall where you canโt improve your veterans anymore and youโve already had the best run youโll get with the support cards you have. To get a better career, youโll need better support cards. Everyone is having fun now because every run they do is most likely their best one yet.
>>714607647Her weird obsession with the sea related stuff is pretty funny
>>71460803599.2% breeding success rate...
>>714608174worked on my machine in jp. I got max kitasan without spending a dime there
where do I gamble for a loli horse
>>714608165I got triple mood down events the 3 turns before the URA qualifiers and I uninstalled after that.
Maruzensky in the game is much more sexy than Maruzensky in anime it's not even fair.
>>714607970>He also earned the nickname โgod of erectionโ by fans.
>>714607970>>Before the 1997 Japan Cup started in which both competed, Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.Understandable
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when are they going to add Queen Berry? I don't give a fuck that she's made up, I want her I WANT HER
So I picked Taiki Shuttle for my first run.
No idea what I'm doing but I like cowboys. Yeehaw
>>714608189Her father was a fisherman
>>714608172Energy only affect training. Mood matters more for the actual races.
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>>714608321I was genuine shocked how she looked in the show. I get that a 3 year delay changes things but damn
>>714607883>>714608009This universe is so NTR-friendly, maybe the Yakuza tardwrangling porn artists may actually be the best possible move cygames did.
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>>714608481The best part was when she wet herself
>>714606614Her signature will NEVER trigger if she's in front position and she's a Front runner, so Set her to Pace instead, she has aptitude for it.
That way, she has better stamina management, easier to trigger her signature. you'll get some Power from spamming speed traning anyway.
She's not easy to train for new account for sure, I burned at least 10 runs on her before I can make her finish finale
>>714608643Already did that.
>>714607970>half the facts are about another horse getting an errection from herhonestly based. Cant blame him
>>714592285 (OP)To dieโto sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The remind-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a rollingation
Devoutly to be wish'd.
>>714608674She was set to pace for every single race. Just didnt trigger
>>714608643they did that already
https://www.cygames.co.jp/en/news/id-24322
>>714608730>>714608832how long until American horses?
i know there's been a few copyright-free ones in the manga.
>>714608932there are american horses
I like numbers, what are the numbers for skill activation? It goes with wit right? Like that's only what wit does
>>714608932There are a few american horses already.
>>714599318Yakuza owns the horses
>>714607970so you're telling me that if this game wasn't yakzua regulated Air Groove would be a total slutty gyaru that loves licking?
>>714608932americans don't care and that's why they have no representation
>>714609045Only one person thought of her as a gyaru, but she would love licking yeah. I'm surprised we haven't got a Gyaru alt of her yet.
>>714608779She doesn't want to fuck you on the beach. Give up. Let Bakushin embrace you instead.
>>714609045wtf are you even talking about? They're moderating it because they have to purchase the rights of putting the horse in the game and these owners don't want their prestigious horses in a panty game
Is there any strategy where gaining stats for your UMA relies on doing races? Maybe supports that make stat gain from races bigger, not only give you more fans?
>>714609323Cards that give race bonus do exactly that.
>>714607751Is she one of the three goddesses?
>>714609323>supports that make stat gain from races biggerthere are already some that do that but races are mostly for skill points and fans to proc the unique skill lvl up
>>714592285 (OP)You guys seen the 2017/18 teaser videos? Game used to look like absolute ass with facebook-tier UIs. I dont know what happened during the 3 year delay but fuckers really cooked hard. I wonder if some new director came in and realized how shit everything was
>>714609447No lol. The Three Goddesses are Darley Arabian, Byerly Turk, and Godolphin Arabian.
>>714594582>RAPED archiveglad p5 and uma are doing great
shadowverse is raping both though btw
>>714609503I just wonder how to complete 30 races win mission
Is this actually effective marketing
https://youtu.be/ptvkjmxpwuM?si=Vi6fYlSs-o_erOuo
>>714594671doesn't count, chinks aren't human. p5x is honorary jap since it's a jap property licensed out to chinks.
I need servers to go down for another 2 hours so they give out a 3 star ticket
Marvelous Sunday Factoids
>Like Fuji Kiseki, he was part of Sunday Silenceโs first crop.
>Out of all of Sunday Silenceโs children, who were known for being bad tempered and/or eccentric, he stands out as more of the weirder ones. In what ways, you ask?
>Staring at the surveillance camera in his stable all day long
>Being rough tempered during training but obedient in races.
>Pissing in the paddocks. (Uma Musume references the pissing thing by having her need to use the bathroom right before almost every race she is in)
>Less fun though?
>In contrast to her cheerful personality, IRL Marvelous Sunday had a miserable life with multiple life threatening illnesses and injuries.
>He suffered a life threatening colic before debut, and was almost killed. He also had to miss the classic races
>He suffered four fractures before and during his race life.
>He suffered bowed tendon on one leg and another fracture on the other leg, which forced his retirement.
>All in all?
>Still generally loved.
>Very kind to young humans.
>>714610007she looks like a christmas tree to me and I love her for that
NURSING HANDJOB REWARD HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
My week 1 3-star ticket got me Special Week. Did I get screwed? I never hear anyone talk about her at all compared to the other 3 stars.
>>714609850it kept the franchise going for years, so probably.
What's it like to sex with Goldshi?
>>714610007tl;dr just tits
>>714610290your ass will never recover
>>714610267you can't get fucked with trainees really
>RADAR MACHINE
>Trainer PLEASE help me fuck with mcqueen
>Trainer we gotta go beat some fucking guys up right now.
>Trainer I lost all my cards because I was trying to fuck with mcqueen by hiding coupons for sweet stores around campass but they were all my cards. Oops.
>Trainer I'm kidnapping you and taking you to an unknown location.
>Trainer we're opening a food stand and selling junk food for the rest of summer.
She might be a horse, however to me she's the goat.
>>714610290Was quick and efficient, mares seem to be into that for some reason though.
>>714610007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
>>714610385That's good, but I've seen several people bitch that her career is super hard
>>714610007sounds like he really wasn't meant to race
>>714610567could be, i don't have her. but from the start you should know that it's not like 2 stars or 1 stars are bad
>>71461029090% of her actions would not be sex, and the other 10% would be accidentally sex
>>714610629You know, funnily enough I've been browsing these threads 8 hours a day, the past 5 days, during my waking hours, and I have never seen anyone post a Special Week race, even once. It's all Suzuka, Rice Shower, Bourbon, Bakushin, etc. but never the poster girl.
>>714610290You gonna limp away with a belly full of cum
Daiwa Scarlet factoids (part 1)
>Daughter of Agnes Tachyon
>Race record against Vodka: 3 wins 2 loses.
>The first female horse to win Arima Kinen in 37 years (at her time of winning).
>How Uma Musume depicts Daiwa Scarlet is very faithful to the personality of the real horse. She is anxious and does not have a good temper, she can also become jealous when her groom turns away to take care of other horses. She obeys every order in training, but forgets them all in a race. She also likes to provoke her opponents in races. She hates if any other horse gets in front of her.
>According to her grooms, Daiwa Scarlet always thinks she is the number one horse in the herd and in races.
>Also, when she is in the stable, she will never expose her back to anyone, and will always face the window (the direction where people usually come from).
>She gets very jealous if her groom takes care of other horses instead of her.
>Her jockey Ando Katsumi said that Daiwa Scarlet is โdumbโ (in a praise sense): all she knows is to run forward with full power. Ando Katsumi also said that her style is completely different from her older half-brother, Daiwa Major.
>Note that not many jockeys and grooms are calling their horses dumb. Sadly, Scarlet really is one of the few.
>>714611084Daiwa Scarlet factoids (part 2)
>Horse racing non-fiction author Shimada Akihiro claimed that Daiwa Scarlet is not a โnormalโ horse, she just enjoys the feeling of running very fast and leaving other horses behind. In a way, she is more like those street racing guys. Of course, her ability allows her to do so, but this also makes her feel dumber.>She finished all of her races in the top two (rentai), the number of rentai she achieved is only next to Shinzan in Japan.>She doesn't like to get food on her nose, so she will clean up the food bucket first to make sure she has a clean meal.>She has surprisingly soft hair for a thoroughbred.>She is known for loving and caring for her children, but recently she seems to show less and less concern towards themโฆ>Notoriously, she gave birth to 10 fillies in a row before finally bringing her first colt to the world (who would turn out to be her final progeny)>She finally retired as a broodmare in December 2023 along with her cohort Queen Spumante.>Itโs rumoured that Daiwa Scarletโs owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarletโs chest bigger than Vodkaโs or else he wouldnโt give the rights to CyGames to use the horse.
>>714610290In game?
>She kidnaps you and fucks you, you are the bottom.>You do not top her, you cannot top her. She rides you like you're the horse.>She makes strange comical noises while it's happening, like.>"YEEEEE-HAAAAAW! I'm RRRRIDING A DONKEY!">When she's finished, she'll sleep ontop of you until she wakes up. This will be for a very long time. You do not have the strength to push her off of you.>When she wakes up, she tells you that this wasn't as fun as racing before diving into the ocean and swimming back to shore, leaving you alone on the boat.
>>714610007Give me another Marvelous Sunday Factoid and tell me when I can actually roll her in the game!!!
>>714611243Marvelous Sunday Factoid
>Release date in Uma Musume Global: Eventually.
>>714611156>"Hey son, how'd you suddenly learn all these interesting facts 'bout these old famous horses? Y'seem real interested in horse racing all of a sudden.">"No reason."
>>714611084>>714611156thank you for these factoids about my horsefu
>>714610007Who makes better golden showers, her or Goldshi?
>>714609850It's when vtubers started trending in Japan so it makes sense. Also important to keep interest in the game considering the huge delay. It's funny that the first video for the channel is 3 years before the game finally got released in JP.
Lots of great videos in there so I hope they end up translating some and reposting them to the global channel. Some are a bit more specialist though like the recent one with some of the voice actors in character playing 2 hours of Catan
>>714611243Pretty far away. She didn't come out until 2 years after JP launch.
Haru Urara Factoids:
>Lost every race she was in, with 0 wins in 113 starts.
>Itโs the reason she was so popular.
>She actually joined nine races that were named after her, but she won none of those races. This also makes her the only horse in Japan who joined a race named after itself during its active time.
>She was born on the day the original Pokemon game was released in Japan.
>Her mask had Hello Kitty stickers ironed onto it
>Always does her best
>She is one of the factors for the revitalisation of Kochi racecourse, christened as the โHaru Urara Boomโ.
>In order to advertise Kochi racecourse more, a reporter took notice of Haru Urara, a horse that had lost every race she was in, and decided to write a story about her. The next thing he knew, the national Japanese news stations had also picked up the story the very next day.
>Soon, everyone was coming to Kochi racecourse to see Haru Urara. They betted on her and the jockey's wives began making merch for her.
>To bet on Haru Urara is a guaranteed loss so people began using her betting tickets as good luck charms when driving. ๅฝใใใชใ means โto not winโ but it also means โto not crash/get hitโ.
>There is a movie about her in English, called โThe Shining Star of Losers Everywhereโ.
>There were plans to mate Haru Urara with Deep Impact as a legendary weakest x strongest breeding shitpost
>She went missing for a bit after she retired. But she is doing fine these days at Martha Farm in Chiba.
>A representative named Miyahara-san from Martha Farm on Haru Urara: โShe loves sleeping and eating.โ
>Sometimes, it seems that whenever she runs around, she is actually going faster than when she used to race.
>For her birthday in 2022, her CV Yukina Shuuto paid her a visit.
>Uma Musume's Global Release led to Haru's owner telling us on twitter that she's doing strong and is healthier than ever
>>714611236Iโll work out in secret and domination loss this retard.
>>714611862>like the recent one with some of the voice actors in character playing 2 hours of Catanbased
>>714610007someone said her eyes look like hotpot mushrooms and I can't unsee it
>>714611762marv needs convincing and only does it reluctantly because you begged her
golshi starts pissing on you without even noticing, mid-conversation
>>714611931>There is a movie about her in English, called โThe Shining Star of Losers Everywhereโ.huh, neat
It's scary how Golshi can kidnap you so effortlessly
Newbie here
My horse is a pace chaser and I train Speed and Strength accordingly but I fall short at the final races no matter how much I level up them, I usually get C on Speed and D on the rest. What's the key to winning every race in Career mode?
Am I a bad trainer for not watching their victory concerts?
>>714612184Honse strength is nothing to look down on.
>>714612191you are getting stamina checked
if the race is anything but sprint you need to also level up stamina
Which is the best song and why is it winning of the soul?
>>714611964Nigga she is a superpowered horse girl who can run at 70mph
Does Career get any shorter or do I have to play 1-2 hours of choice making a day MINIMUM for my dailies?
>>714611931>>Sometimes, it seems that whenever she runs around, she is actually going faster than when she used to race.Bring her back you sick fucks! I don't know how, just put her against donkeys for all I care.
>>714612191How are you doing your training and have you already used up your legacy borrows for the day? Yes horse eugenics is kinda important
>>714612184unstoppable autism
>>714612191>usually get C on Speed and D on the rest.Level up your cards and borrow a good uma from another person
Is this game literally the longer the distance the more you have spread out your stats in stam and power
>>714612191here comes the breeding part, have fun getting sparks
>>714603781>>714603843>>714603994Don't listen to these anons. They retire the horse and take them to Canada or Mexico.
>>714612191Is it sprint/mile or longer races? If the first two, ignore STR, get all speed and at worst grab some skills to break out of boxing. If longer, probably lack of stamina/stamina refresh skills, but it's hard to evaluate what are the problems. If you have skills to fight out of getting boxed you can get away with a lot less STR requirements.
>>714612580why would goldship send a bomb to his grandma?
>>714612184She is the only horse who is unbound by her instincts and chooses to be an agent of chaos.
Imagine for a moment what an Uma could do if they truly turned to a life of crime. Killing people with a single strike, outrunning police cars?
So I got fine motion and super creek using only 2 of the free 10 rolls and the random SSR support card draw.
So why isn't pulling horses important? Do you just get so many and the game is so Career focused that why bother over specific horses when you can't go through a Career with it again? Or is the game more PvP focused with the Veteran horses?
>>714606821Holy fucking shit I finally got this dumb slut.
Can I roll for my gundam horse now or do I need to keep buying support cards?
After 2.5 hours I can finally play the game.