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Anonymous No.714592285 >>714592550 >>714592569 >>714592991 >>714594059 >>714594621 >>714598285 >>714598975 >>714599983 >>714601397 >>714602415 >>714603813 >>714605812 >>714605903 >>714606517 >>714607125 >>714608165 >>714608764 >>714609564
"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!" - Richard III, Act 5 Scene 4, William Shakespeare

uma thread
Anonymous No.714592550 >>714594059 >>714595483 >>714596403 >>714596886 >>714599120 >>714606080
>>714592285 (OP)
There's a lot of pornographic images for a series where the yakuza cut off artists fingers for drawing lewd of their horses.
Anonymous No.714592569 >>714593769 >>714594337 >>714604946 >>714605221
>>714592285 (OP)
latest fotm slop being shilled by asmongold, notthernlion, and other big streamers. ludwig is even hosting a tournament. your entire community is twitch chat tourists.
Anonymous No.714592572 >>714602109
go to >>>/vg/ faggot
Anonymous No.714592991
>>714592285 (OP)
Maruzensky is better
Anonymous No.714593530 >>714598458
Urara am winning again!
Anonymous No.714593769
>>714592569
Just call any of the girls your wife and watch them seethe about misogyny
Anonymous No.714593842 >>714594595
does the Twin Turbo banner still drop Fine Motion and Super Creek?
Anonymous No.714594059
>>714592550
>>714592285 (OP)
i wish i used my 3* selector coupon on McQueen
Anonymous No.714594096 >>714594224 >>714594228 >>714595490 >>714596425 >>714600967
is this autism?
Anonymous No.714594198 >>714594327
>didn't get a single SSR
and that's when I dropped the game
Anonymous No.714594224 >>714602868
>>714594096
No, it's failed parenting.
Anonymous No.714594228 >>714594272 >>714594761
>>714594096
I rolled 20k worth of carrots and still didn't get her (or any SSR really). Fuck this game and gacha games.
Anonymous No.714594272
>>714594228
i feel your pain bro
Anonymous No.714594327 >>714600390
>>714594198
Bro? Your selector ticket? The FREE SSR ticket they gave you just for showing up in the game?
Anonymous No.714594337
>>714592569
>northernlion is now a mainstream eceleb that draws ire from random deranged /v/tards
I don't like it
Anonymous No.714594389 >>714594485 >>714594532 >>714595160 >>714595740 >>714595838 >>714598559 >>714603167
so what do you do as a F2P once you have good enough horses to always win careers but can't beat whales in PVP? what's the endgame?
Anonymous No.714594485
>>714594389
play other games
Anonymous No.714594532
>>714594389
adopt the japanese mentality of doing your best even when no one is looking
Anonymous No.714594558
By an ad, weeb.
Anonymous No.714594582 >>714594671 >>714594874 >>714595293 >>714595713 >>714606816 >>714609748
Brutal mogging.
Anonymous No.714594595
>>714593842
Yes, I don't know much about other gacha but this one is a case of once a card or uma is released and has a banner they're already in the cycle. When their banner ends they just have normal rates for their star/rating.
In otherwords you can get a summer skin during the Christmas banner.
Anonymous No.714594621
>>714592285 (OP)
you faggots don't get bored of every 4 daily quest gameplay """"game"""" that comes out every month?
Anonymous No.714594671 >>714609853
>>714594582
Mogget by Genshin.
Anonymous No.714594761
>>714594228
I got 2 of her and didn’t want her. Luck of the draw sometimes, I just wanted dupes to upgrade the lower star girls
Anonymous No.714594874 >>714594996 >>714595713
>>714594582
>That last one
>This was supposed to be the FGO killer
Anonymous No.714594996
>>714594874
You tell them, red man.
Anonymous No.714595154
>dude
>what if we took the absolute best horse of its generation
>a complete fucking beast
>and made it a cute, cat-like, small girl desperate for your attention?
Anonymous No.714595160
>>714594389
Go to your shitters league, beat fellow shitters and watch as your uma take center stage while your shitters losers become her back dancers during the obligatory losers dabbing winning live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zv90BTnFuI
Anonymous No.714595293 >>714595492 >>714595713 >>714596282
>>714594582
So how no one has reported BA for manipulating reviews? i would do it if i knew how
Anonymous No.714595394
Anonymous No.714595483
>>714592550
This picture sold me on McQueen.
Anonymous No.714595490
>>714594096
I agree with her.
What the fuck does a "pinch of salt" means?
Go fuck yourself, tell me how much salt to put into the dish.
Anonymous No.714595492 >>714595720
>>714595293
Doesn't the rule only apply for bribing for GOOD reviews?
Anonymous No.714595705 >>714595919 >>714596001
Bros, I finally got it
Anonymous No.714595713 >>714595953
>>714594582
>>714594874
>>714595293
>samefagging this hard
Anonymous No.714595720
>>714595492
Nope
Someone should report it, wherever the fuck it should be reported
Anonymous No.714595740
>>714594389
Gotta Catch 'Em All!
Anonymous No.714595838
>>714594389
Shikataganai.
Anonymous No.714595840
I still haven't pulled Nice Nature despite her being 1*...
Anonymous No.714595843 >>714596325
Anonymous No.714595919
>>714595705
>bakushin
now do it with a real horse
Anonymous No.714595953
>>714595713
Im still waiting you know, for BA to kill FGO like they said it would
It has been 2 years, maybe you need a 3rd year? oh wait this is the 3rd year and it already flopped itself out of steam
Maybe a 4th will be the charm
Anonymous No.714596001 >>714597078 >>714597396
>>714595705
Tell me your secret? I went full BAKUSHIN on Speed all the way to 1200 and didn't lose a single race and she's still only a B.
Anonymous No.714596043
It's really dumb how you link the account across multiple devices. You gotta go through the entire starting tutorial on a throwaway account on the second device. They could have put a button on the start screen to enter the link id, but nope you gotta go through the whole thing just to get to the main menu and then go into settings.
Anonymous No.714596282 >>714596719
>>714595293
the reviews seem to be exactly what you'd expect from BA fans I don't see it
Anonymous No.714596325 >>714596416 >>714596691 >>714597073
>>714595843
Owner of Daiwa Scarlet here, boobs not big enough
Anonymous No.714596331
Do girls in japan actually say "doya", "nishishi", "ya yo?!", "fumu fumu" or is it all a trick to make me fall in love with fictional characters?
Anonymous No.714596403 >>714606080
>>714592550
It's okay, they are safe after all.
Anonymous No.714596416
>>714596325
Anonymous No.714596425
>>714594096
she was raised by a single dad that was just as autistic, pls be patient
Anonymous No.714596447 >>714596625
Should I get Maruzensky with the 3* ticket?
I know the safest bet is Oguri, but her design doesn't appeal to me
Anonymous No.714596625 >>714596756 >>714596780 >>714606080
>>714596447
Her OG unit is pretty good, and her unique is also a good skill to pass down to other runners.
But her upcoming summer alt is absurdly meta and just plain better.
Anonymous No.714596691 >>714597236
>>714596325
>when vodka being the more successful horse breaks you to the point you have demand your uma to be sexier
Anonymous No.714596719 >>714596991
>>714596282
>shipugaki
holy fucking secondaries
Anonymous No.714596756 >>714597130
>>714596625
>playing for meta in a game where f2p get 4 sparks per year
why
Anonymous No.714596780 >>714597130
>>714596625
Ho does alts work here? I guess they are new characters with different skills and not just alt skins
Anonymous No.714596883 >>714597104 >>714597238
How the fuck am I supposed to know what a good card is? Like obviously 3 star is better than 2, but am I supposed to be excited if I pack a 3 star? The cutscene makes me think yes, but what if it's a shit 3 star?
Anonymous No.714596886
>>714592550
I have a lewd video but Im scared to post it cause I dont want to get yakuza'd
Anonymous No.714596991
>>714596719
I find funny how you can clearly differentiate the degens who play the game and the degens that just want to be funny in the reviews
Anonymous No.714597073
>>714596325
All this waste of effort to try and duni on Vodka and then Super Creek flaunts her massive momtits in your face once and you'll completely forget about both of them
Anonymous No.714597078 >>714597273 >>714597396
>>714596001
3 speed, 3 wit cards. Speed inheritence. You need to have Fine Motion and luck out on getting her first event for practice perfect.
Anonymous No.714597104 >>714597175
>>714596883
>3 star is better than 2 star
wrong
>what if it’s a shit 3 star
if you actually cared about that you would be saving all your carats for the kitasan black banner on the 16th, that card will define the meta for the next year and a half
Anonymous No.714597130 >>714606080
>>714596780
Same character but with a different outfit, build and skill set. They can share outfits though, so if you have OG Maruzensky you can put her OG outfit onto summer Maruzensky and vice versa.
>>714596756
Some people can get lucky while rolling.
Anonymous No.714597175 >>714597873
>>714597104
i dont know what the fuck any of that means. im just trying to race horses.
Anonymous No.714597236
>>714596691
If he wanted her to be sexier than her tits would be flat
Anonymous No.714597238
>>714596883
3 star isn't better than 2 a lot of times
look at the skills the cards give
max limit break is better than 1 copy
look at the card type, speed > power > stam > int > guts
Anonymous No.714597273 >>714597792
>>714597078
I have a 2x uncapped Fine Motion and used 4 Speed cards and borrowed a Super Creek.
Guess it's just shit luck and a bad deck.
Anonymous No.714597396 >>714597514
>>714596001
>>714597078 (me)
If you can try to get Moxie (Front Runner recovery skill), you get it later automatically, but it makes it easier having shit stamina. In fact you can get another recovery skill. And remember that lane/position specific skills give more score points than universal skills. Don't pick debuff or green skills unless they're too beneficial for you (something like Front or Pace runner debuffs)
Anonymous No.714597514
>>714597396
Noted, thanks.
Anonymous No.714597529 >>714597762
golshi
Anonymous No.714597592 >>714597708 >>714598193 >>714598484 >>714599948
Their booth in AX is packed
Anonymous No.714597625
haroo oorara
Anonymous No.714597646 >>714603732
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHINSHIN?
Anonymous No.714597665
Reminder that the twin turbo ssr only has a 12.5% chance of giving you the hint for Taking the Lead and an 87.5% chance of -10 energy and then fucking off for the rest of the career
Anonymous No.714597676
Anonymous No.714597708
>>714597592
that dude is taking pictures under Special Week skirt
Anonymous No.714597729
I might play it for Estelle
Anonymous No.714597757 >>714597841 >>714597880
which one?
Anonymous No.714597762 >>714597868
I asked this in the other thread and got not answer: does this game and the Persona gacha have permanently missable story/character interaction scenes?
>>714597529
Only reason why I am interested in "playing" this.
Anonymous No.714597792
>>714597273
You don't need Super Creek for Bakushin. Since you will be doing sprints and sometimes miles you make up for stamina with recovery skills, hence why I said to pick more than 1.
Be prepaired to not get A rank since it's still RNG dependent
Anonymous No.714597841 >>714598097
>>714597757
Do you feel in charge?
Anonymous No.714597868 >>714598427
>>714597762
No, it's a Cygames style gatcha, not a Hoyoverse style gatcha, SSR's you miss are added into the standard pool unless specially stated otherwise. Limited units are rare
Anonymous No.714597873
>>714597175
Unfortunately there’s no good Support Card Calculator in English so it’s difficult to give you more concrete example.
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210
But from the number at the bottom you can see that SR Speed Sweepy is better than the two SSRs at 0 Limit Breaks.
Anonymous No.714597880 >>714598097
>>714597757
You better never take this god forsaken event I think charm chakra has least debuffs if it's a failure
Anonymous No.714597979
>you need to grind Ura for the event
>I suck so hard I can't pass any 3/4th race with any horse except Bakushin
I don't know how to feel about this
Anonymous No.714598034 >>714598118 >>714598251
Blue Archive is a better game, don't let mongoloids and e-celebs to astroturf you.
Anonymous No.714598042 >>714598158 >>714598226
>triple rainbow 5 supports
I'm going to cum in my pants
Anonymous No.714598097
>>714597841
>>714597880
ha
I picked charm chakra
Anonymous No.714598118
>>714598034
Then why are you posting a vtuber instead of a blue archive character? Could it be you didn't know Iroha wasn't a blue archive character because you don't play?
Anonymous No.714598158 >>714603881
>>714598042
>still can't get 5 supports even when i use six cards with the specialty frequency buff
at least that event is permanent
Anonymous No.714598193 >>714598264
>>714597592
imagine the smell
Anonymous No.714598208 >>714598301 >>714598407
So is there any point in trying to pack a particular horsegirl or is it all purely about support cards?
Anonymous No.714598226
>>714598042
>only 3 rainbows.
lvl 5 node with 5 rainbows give flat +100
Anonymous No.714598251
>>714598034
>deleted
oh nonononono
Anonymous No.714598264
>>714598193
Must've smelled like a stable.
Anonymous No.714598285 >>714598427
>>714592285 (OP)
Is this just a VN? Or is there gameplay?
Anonymous No.714598301
>>714598208
Mostly depends on their personal skill. Other than that you can roll for who you like, cards are the real gacha.
Anonymous No.714598302
if you like guns play blue archive
if you like horses play uma
if you like both then play both
it’s that simple
Anonymous No.714598320 >>714598406 >>714598412 >>714598496
What should we do?
Anonymous No.714598406
>>714598320
I did winning with Bakusin and got fucked.
Try charm.
Anonymous No.714598407 >>714600230
>>714598208
because you don't want to race the same 5 umas and you need them for inheritance training
Anonymous No.714598412
>>714598320
>Senior year
Tell her to fuck off unless you’re willing to risk blowing up the entire run that late.
Anonymous No.714598427 >>714598495
>>714598285
seems like a deck builder + Princess Maker mashup with VN scenes
>>714597868
okay, I'll keep playing it then
Anonymous No.714598458
>>714593530
BUT SHE CAN'T WIN!
Anonymous No.714598484 >>714598537
>>714597592
Can you play the game there or something? Or just merchandise?
Anonymous No.714598495
>>714598427
It's a double edged sword, it means you're less likely to get the banner focus, but it also means if you miss them, they'll just show up eventually, like Nikke
Anonymous No.714598496
>>714598320
The top gives better benefits but they have bigger chance of fucking it up, the lower you go the safer it is, health is 60% activation I believe, go for that
Anonymous No.714598531 >>714598807
Now that the game is in English I kinda agree with not lewding the horses
Anonymous No.714598537 >>714598613 >>714598636 >>714598761 >>714599210
>>714598484
You can play the claw machine in their booth for prizes.
Anonymous No.714598559
>>714594389
stop playing or be consumed by the gacha menace
Anonymous No.714598560 >>714598631
How can I get my Rice Shower to beat Mihono Bourbon during here career? She is on crack
Anonymous No.714598613
>>714598537
while these losers were out at conventions, i was grooming my horses...
Anonymous No.714598631
>>714598560
literally just get lucky
Anonymous No.714598636
>>714598537
>no plushies holding hands like in the game
LAME
Anonymous No.714598649
Anonymous No.714598691 >>714599092 >>714604006
Anonymous No.714598710
I would play if there were horse boys
Anonymous No.714598714 >>714598863
>dont lewd the umas
You say this as if your uma wouldnt kick down your door and rape you
Anonymous No.714598761
>>714598537
>Wins with Rice
>Pulls Spe
Soulless
Anonymous No.714598807 >>714599010 >>714599042 >>714606080
>>714598531
Now that the game is in English I kinda agree with lewding the horses.
Anonymous No.714598863 >>714599062
>>714598714
umas lewding me is allowed
Anonymous No.714598910 >>714599010
I love her so much!!
Anonymous No.714598975
>>714592285 (OP)
I'm down to like 15 clocks now and this bitch decides to lose on the semi finals, I don't want to waste more clocks, can you even farm clocks?
Anonymous No.714599010
>>714598807
>>714598910
Enough of Golshi's punching bag.

Post Taiki.
Anonymous No.714599031
Just curious but would a race horse pussy be tighter than a normal horse pussy because of the extra muscle?
Anonymous No.714599042 >>714599089 >>714600074 >>714600221 >>714602527
>>714598807
you're LITERALLY jacking off to this you realize that right?
Anonymous No.714599062
>>714598863
Umas will not lewd you anon
They will force you to father mini umas
Anonymous No.714599074 >>714600880
I like how every trainee starts off with 1 fan.
Anonymous No.714599089 >>714600213
>>714599042
Such grace
Anonymous No.714599092
>>714598691
Funny how this is plot relevant for Rice. She can hear other's heartbeat
Anonymous No.714599102 >>714599542 >>714600880
hell
Anonymous No.714599120 >>714599318 >>714599431 >>714599457
>>714592550
Does Yakuza actually beat japanese artists up over Uma porn?
Anonymous No.714599147 >>714605786
How many of them have been turned into salami yet?
Anonymous No.714599150 >>714599590 >>714599723
wonder which umas fart as much as a horse haha
Anonymous No.714599210
>>714598537
I know that the plushies would be expensive, that it would be cool if they had the same plushies that the game has
Anonymous No.714599280 >>714599380 >>714600180 >>714600342 >>714603125 >>714604239 >>714605227 >>714606009
How does Rudolph rate on the horsefu meter? She seems kind of dry and I notice no one really post her
Anonymous No.714599313 >>714599489
>new to this
>through a few careers, none won yet
>"I will try this Top Gun character for career next"
>10 seconds in
Anonymous No.714599318 >>714599431 >>714609016
>>714599120
No, the reason cygames said no porn is because the owners of the horses could revoke permission at any point and if one of the main horses was lost they would have to completely rewrite the entire game and kill the anime
Anonymous No.714599380
>>714599280
>no one really post her
i gotchu
Anonymous No.714599431 >>714599583
>>714599120
>>714599318
>"Nooo dont makle porn"
>give the modells jggle physics and make them dance in skimpy outfits on stage doing sugestive poses
Anonymous No.714599457 >>714599967
>>714599120
Nobody knows. But artists are in both legal trouble and Yakuza trouble if they try. It's the same situation as Genshin where if you are a local, you don't want to piss off the local power. There are at least 2 chinks in jail for at least 3 years with parole due to Genshin porn
Anonymous No.714599489 >>714599852 >>714606015
>>714599313
3 years old is old enough in horse year.
Anonymous No.714599535
Anonymous No.714599542
>>714599102
That shit is hell, I did like 3 bakushin runs with only speed cards and they all were at the wits summer training at the end
Anonymous No.714599560 >>714599632 >>714599646
>just team raced against a guy who has Daiwa Scarlet in her official outfit already
How?
Anonymous No.714599583
>>714599431
There is a big difference between standard idol shit and pissplay scat ntr quadruple amputee futa urethral sounding shit that would inevitably get made
Anonymous No.714599590
>>714599150
It would definitely be Gold Ship or Special Week
Anonymous No.714599632
>>714599560
he rol.
Anonymous No.714599638 >>714599726 >>714599775
im running a somewhat unoptimized setup, spent way too much time on this account since day one and never finished a single career up to the finale. Is there any guide i should follow or am i bricked and have to reroll meta cards? i dont know if i could complete the day 1/2 free sr ticket with all the other games weighing me down
Anonymous No.714599646 >>714606080
>>714599560
He probably rolled the uma gacha or traded statues for her shards.
Anonymous No.714599723
>>714599150
Ogurin
Anonymous No.714599726 >>714600181
>>714599638
have you tried bakushin? her career is ezpz
Anonymous No.714599775 >>714600181
>>714599638
just BAKUSHIN bro
Anonymous No.714599852
>>714599489
There is no way I wouldnt get fired for this shit half a season in. Bitch is taking video evidence first day
Anonymous No.714599868
Anonymous No.714599878 >>714599939 >>714600025 >>714600350
when is skibidi rizz getting in
Anonymous No.714599939
>>714599878
When Sir Gaylord and Potoooooooo get in.
Anonymous No.714599948
>>714597592
I would like to be side to side with a 1:1 Teio figure, it would be easy to IMAGINE.
Anonymous No.714599954
Ahem, all stand up for a national anthem.
https://youtu.be/WttUxO0EooA?si=64dTviaIWUuDUI8J
Anonymous No.714599963 >>714600035
Anonymous No.714599967
>>714599457
>Be that guy who go to jail for Genshin
Anonymous No.714599983
>>714592285 (OP)
you are part of the problem
Anonymous No.714600025
>>714599878
for me its bofa deez nuts
Anonymous No.714600035
>>714599963
trustworthy face
Anonymous No.714600074 >>714600209 >>714600213
>>714599042
Anonymous No.714600180
>>714599280
mogged by the hotter Symboli
Anonymous No.714600181 >>714600546 >>714600697
>>714599726
>>714599775

flunked at 4/9, i feel like the stats and what they do are very obtuse and i dont know wtf i should be fpocusing on. All anon screenshots have characters with stas on c and above and i have never reached that for any characters even up to 7/9. I really need a simple written guide to follow cause video guides sucks. Also like 90% of my career runs are gold ships.
Anonymous No.714600209
>>714600074
That's a stallion, Johnny
Anonymous No.714600213 >>714600568 >>714611087
>>714600074
>>714599089
HE is also MALE so you're not only jacking off to horses but you're also gay
Anonymous No.714600221
>>714599042
>posting naked McQueen on a blue board
Anonymous No.714600230
>>714598407
Apparently in Team Races you can go from using 5 to 15 Umas after some Class Promotions.
And it seems like you can't use duplicates, so you do NEED more than the basic Umas, dunno why everybody says to not pull Umas, it seems like PVP is a good source of carats if you get good.
Anonymous No.714600258 >>714600357
FLAWLESS
EMPRESS
Anonymous No.714600342
>>714599280
Her hair is weird.
Anonymous No.714600350
>>714599878
for me it's verstappen
Anonymous No.714600357 >>714600620
>>714600258
how did you build her?
Anonymous No.714600390 >>714600883
>>714594327
Holy shit, thank you anon. Just picked up Oguri Cap for sexual purposes.
Anonymous No.714600518
>Tiny uma trots up on shaky legs
>calls you papa
>mumbles something unintelligible
>big dopey smile
>trots off

Is this truly the future you want?
Anonymous No.714600546
>>714600181
i'm not saying this to be rude but i don't think rerolling your account will help you. take some time to look through your support cards and figure out what they do, level up five that sound handy and then try again.
Anonymous No.714600568
>>714600213
Even better
Anonymous No.714600594
imagine the NTR spinoff
Anonymous No.714600603 >>714600687 >>714604281
WTF this is BULLSHIT and NOT CANON
Anonymous No.714600620 >>714600762 >>714602117
>>714600357
Buying Iron Will was a mistake honestly. She was never really in position to activate it as a pace chaser with good speed. Then again, the only skill to kick in in the URA finale was Hydrate and she won anyway.
Anonymous No.714600650
>accidently build Rice Shower into a Front-runner
>her signature move needs her to be between a bunch of fuckers so she can shiv them
I might be retarded
Anonymous No.714600687
>>714600603
Nice Nature?
Is the WINNER and the MAIN PROTAGONIST.
Teio?
dorky sidekick
Anonymous No.714600697
>>714600181
Speed determines top speed.
Stamina determines how long you can stay at top speed.
Power determines acceleration.
Guts is worthless until it gets reworked in ~8 months.
Wit determines skill activation chance and navigation ability.
With Bakushin you set her to front runner and mash speed as much as possible, and just enough wit to hit 400-500.
Gold Ship is cancerous to train.
Anonymous No.714600726
>Doing alright with Daiwa
>Ends at 3rd place during the first race of URA Finals
>Rank C
Not bad I guess
Anonymous No.714600762
>>714600620
thanks, i wanna try her career soon
Anonymous No.714600778
Anonymous No.714600829 >>714600989
For me, it's inbreeding
Anonymous No.714600880
>>714599074
it warms my cold dead heart when I see that
because their first and #1 fan is always you, the trainer
>>714599102
this mission was ass
just spam 5 speed support cards that have an increase in chance for friendship training and cross your fingers.
My 5 support training wasn't even fucking speed after all that lol
Anonymous No.714600883 >>714600963
>>714600390
idk how can you lewd the thing that eats. Great unit though but 0% sex
Anonymous No.714600963
>>714600883
architect or vorefag I suspect
Anonymous No.714600967
>>714594096
No that's my daughter
Anonymous No.714600989
>>714600829
>Northern Dancer
Canadian legend.
Anonymous No.714601000 >>714601110 >>714601141 >>714601396 >>714601981
nazi game, stop posting
Anonymous No.714601110 >>714601174 >>714601270 >>714601287 >>714601493 >>714601689 >>714601749 >>714601964 >>714601982 >>714602271 >>714604624
>>714601000
Wait until you find out the Bakushin voice actress got banned from the industry after she made public comments against muslim immigrants.
Anonymous No.714601141 >>714601182
>>714601000
Please kill yourself twitter repost nigger
Anonymous No.714601145 >>714601298
I am no longer asking, I am begging. Please yakuza sama, please let me sex air groove.
Anonymous No.714601156 >>714601436
So, training Top Gun right now. And I could give her Rice Showers Signature skill.
Is that genius or retarded? Like would it make her the ultimate pace chaser or would I waste a load of skill points?
Anonymous No.714601174
>>714601110
I already liked Bakushin you didn't have to sell me on her more.
Anonymous No.714601182
>>714601141
stop caping for nazis
Anonymous No.714601270
>>714601110
based bakushin
Anonymous No.714601287
>>714601110
gonna listen to the bakushin song just for this
Anonymous No.714601298
>>714601145
>t.Pilsudski
Anonymous No.714601303
Anonymous No.714601331 >>714601564
I CANT GO BACK TO HORSEJAIL
Anonymous No.714601396
>>714601000
oh no?
Anonymous No.714601397 >>714601983 >>714602417 >>714603532
>>714592285 (OP)
This was supposed to flop hard in the west. How did it become popular?
Anonymous No.714601409 >>714601517
is there a reliable way to get character shards? I want Golshi in her red outfit
Anonymous No.714601436 >>714601845 >>714601847
>>714601156
Top Cun is an incredibly flexible uma. You can make her work if you run her as pace/late and equip her with Rice's skill. As long as your support cards can support running that strat, of course.
Anonymous No.714601440
THAT'S MY FUCKING UMA!
DAIWA SCARLET NUMBA ONE!
Anonymous No.714601493
>>714601110
>mudslimes will get bakushin'd
>no exceptions
Holy based I'm gonna go bakushin right now
Anonymous No.714601497
Anonymous No.714601517 >>714601802
>>714601409
Wait for the Legend races to come out, and then very slowly farm them.
Anonymous No.714601557 >>714601649 >>714601867 >>714602565 >>714602634
When will we be able to pull for best girl?
Anonymous No.714601564 >>714603130
>>714601331
Anon, they can pull a 4 ton tire over sand. You don't have rights in this situation.
Anonymous No.714601649
>>714601557
...Never
Anonymous No.714601689
>>714601110
>Bakushin sieg heils and hates sandniggers
So this is the power of bakushin...
Anonymous No.714601749
>>714601110
>bakushin was requested 20 more times because of this
Anonymous No.714601792
Man, few days ago I wrote how second season was shit. It got pretty damn good from the second half. I'm sorry uma bros I kneel. Urge to breed Teio and McQueen rising.
Anonymous No.714601802
>>714601517
oh, thanks I'll look into this stuff
Anonymous No.714601845 >>714601993 >>714602117
>>714601436
I was more worried thet Rices skill might be wasted. Can two signature skills activate in one race? does the chance of one activating rise if you have both? They kiiiindaaish seem to acomplish similarish goals
Anonymous No.714601847
>>714601436
i love this guy artstyle ever since i first saw it in dohna-dohna
Anonymous No.714601867 >>714602107
>>714601557
If she's best girl does that mean she's over 180cm tall?
Anonymous No.714601887 >>714602139
TEIO LOVE
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.714601895
Anonymous No.714601906
>cast of S1 singing on the stage
Abosolute ludo kino bros.
This game just oozes with SOVL.
Anonymous No.714601930 >>714602010
i must be retarded, how do i make an item request in the club? can't find the option for it
Anonymous No.714601964
>>714601110
Islamic fundamentalism is incompatible with modern society, and the world would be a better place if more people replied that. Bakushin is based.
Anonymous No.714601981
>>714601000
Player count will rise until moral improves.
Anonymous No.714601982
>>714601110
Umazingly based.
Anonymous No.714601983
>>714601397
horse pussy
Anonymous No.714601993 >>714602320
>>714601845
Inherited skills are just watered down normal skills. They work like normal skills should and should stack with each other if activated at the same time, otherwise no one would've taken Oguri's inherit for their Rudolf or their non-runner umas.
Anonymous No.714602010
>>714601930
Look at the other half of your screen
I did the same thing kek
Anonymous No.714602107 >>714602168
>>714601867
yes
Anonymous No.714602109
>>714592572
Kys tendiejeet
Anonymous No.714602117 >>714602320
>>714601845
It should work, I got McQueen's skill on Air Groove here: >>714600620
Anonymous No.714602120
Sex. Sex with forever JK umapussy
Anonymous No.714602139 >>714602421
>>714601887
I didn't expect to like her, but she's too cute.
Anonymous No.714602168 >>714602542
>>714602107
Okay but who is that on the right
Anonymous No.714602236
>1 turn until URA finals
>gamble on a 77% fail rate for a triple rainbow training session
>fail
>win the finals anyway
Anonymous No.714602271 >>714603049
>>714601110
Source for that claim? I can't find anything about her and those comments
Anonymous No.714602320
>>714602117
>>714601993
Thanks anons. This games fun but some shit is just not really straightforward. I wish the tutorial had focused mroe on that kind of shit
Anonymous No.714602358 >>714602534 >>714602551 >>714602963
I'm not a gacha person. Barely played any.

Is this good for a first roll?
Is there like, 4 star horses or 5 star horses i can find?

Also is this game cunnyless?
Anonymous No.714602415
>>714592285 (OP)
How this menu simulator is so popular.
I will never understand Japan.
Anonymous No.714602417 >>714602490
>>714601397
>people like horses
>people like gambling
>people like cute girls
I don't know how much staying power it will have, but I'm not surprised by the successful launch.
Anonymous No.714602421 >>714605106
>>714602139
Anonymous No.714602490 >>714602660
>>714602417
I'm surprised it survived Persona 5 X and Blue Archive, let alone mogging both.
Anonymous No.714602527
>>714599042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvN9WMmsQ4
Anonymous No.714602534
>>714602358
Your "good roll" should be for support cards, not horses. Roll there.
That said, Mihono Bourbon is probably the best Long distance horse right now as a front runner, but it's very temporary and low impact.
Anonymous No.714602542
>>714602168
Michelle My Baby
Anonymous No.714602551
>>714602358
Bourbon and McQueen are fine enough. At this point rolling for good SSR support cards and maxing them with early adopter freebie points is much more important
Anonymous No.714602565 >>714603263
>>714601557
What’s her name?
Anonymous No.714602592 >>714602708 >>714606328 >>714606642 >>714607261
Finally, I love my country girl wife so much! Alos just curious, how rare is it to get the hot springs trip from the raffle? Also I take it just redoing the career is the best way to boost bond lvl?
Anonymous No.714602634
>>714601557
Her arc was a shit. SHIT!
Anonymous No.714602643 >>714602821 >>714602975 >>714603352
Finally, she fucking did it.
Love my imouto.
Anonymous No.714602660 >>714602707
>>714602490
I've seen nothing for this game except subway guy
Anonymous No.714602707
>>714602660
Then you've seen everything worth seeing in that game.
Anonymous No.714602708 >>714603071 >>714607261
>>714602592
>how rare is it to get the hot springs trip from the raffle
I played for 40 hours and never got it.
Anonymous No.714602821 >>714603253
>>714602643
Medium or Long URA?
Anonymous No.714602868
>>714594224
Bourbonzawa looks more metalic than usual today.
Anonymous No.714602920 >>714602994
Golshi has something to say
"UH, ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OR NI-
Anonymous No.714602963
>>714602358
>Also is this game cunnyless?
depends on your definition but the closest thing so far are mayano top gun and rice shower with nishino flower coming later
Anonymous No.714602975 >>714603253
>>714602643
What's it like to be the onii-chan of an horse girl?
Anonymous No.714602994
>>714602920
RUNNERS????
MODS!!!!
Anonymous No.714603049
>>714602271
Cuz he's full of shit. She's pretty much on hiatus due to poor physical and mental health.
Anonymous No.714603071 >>714607261
>>714602708
>40 hours and never got it
fuck, guess it makes sense it'd be hard to get
Anonymous No.714603118
Anonymous No.714603125
>>714599280
Watching Cinderella Gray changes your perspective of Rudolf, she's a sex demon there.
Anonymous No.714603130
>>714601564
I wonder how common horse on human rape over there.
Anonymous No.714603167
>>714594389
>what's the endgame?
Breeding horses with 3 sparks in turf and long to win Urara's Arima Kinen.
Anonymous No.714603253
>>714602821
Medium.

>>714602975
Lots of hand-holding apparently.
Anonymous No.714603263
>>714602565
Obey Your Master
Anonymous No.714603312 >>714603591
Uh, I'm not sure I like where this is going
Anonymous No.714603352
>>714602643
Hello brother in law
Anonymous No.714603427 >>714604680
Learning more about horses makes me understand the turkish horse autism
Anonymous No.714603532
>>714601397
being about cute girls and sport management and gacha hybrid
>t. sank hundreds of hours in management sims
Anonymous No.714603567
Anonymous No.714603584 >>714603765
>Arima Kinen
>View Results
>lose
>try again
>lose
>watch the race but skip to the last stretch
>lose
>watch the race but at 4x speed
>win
does skipping make it so you don't activate any skills during those skipped segments or what?
Anonymous No.714603591
>>714603312
MAMA
Anonymous No.714603670 >>714603729
Post more Golshi
Anonymous No.714603720 >>714606593
Should I save all the carrots for the Kitasan card and keep playing and saving until her release? Or does a must have card exist now?
Anonymous No.714603723
Funny how we have a game about cute ponies and little girls can't play it because it's too complicated.
Anonymous No.714603729 >>714604294
>>714603670
ok done
Anonymous No.714603732
>>714597646
Anonymous No.714603757
bruh
Anonymous No.714603765 >>714604971
>>714603584
4x speed makes your uma four times faster, obviously.
Anonymous No.714603781 >>714603840 >>714603843 >>714603994 >>714604036 >>714604096 >>714604134 >>714605786 >>714612774
>transfer removes the veteran uma and you get SP in return
uh...where do they take the uma?
Anonymous No.714603813 >>714603850
>>714592285 (OP)
Should I be running Bakushin as a pace or front?
Anonymous No.714603840
>>714603781
People weren't actually joking about the glue factory, anon
Anonymous No.714603843 >>714612774
>>714603781
The glue factory.
Save them up to put them on auction instead of glue factory.
Anonymous No.714603850 >>714604053
>>714603813
front and only train speed
Anonymous No.714603881
>>714598158
>at least that event is permanent
Is it?
Anonymous No.714603994 >>714612774
>>714603781
The glue factory
Anonymous No.714604006 >>714604152
>>714598691
Anonymous No.714604036 >>714604190
>>714603781
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and there are nice young men in white coats.
Anonymous No.714604053 >>714604481
>>714603850
>switch her to front
>get my first loss
ouch
Anonymous No.714604096
>>714603781
Retirement of course!
Anonymous No.714604134
>>714603781
become breeding fodder
Anonymous No.714604152 >>714605082
>>714604006
The one with the biggest ears wins. That's what Pretty Derby is.
Anonymous No.714604174
I'M FAILING HER I'M FAILING MY HORSE AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT
Anonymous No.714604190
>>714604036
Golshi should sing that song.
Anonymous No.714604239
>>714599280
Her daughter is better
Anonymous No.714604281
>>714600603
Anonymous No.714604294
>>714603729
More Golshi, now!
Anonymous No.714604353 >>714604413 >>714604521
what am i supposed to be using monies for?
Anonymous No.714604369
Every time I start a new career, I feel awful for the mob umas who my trainee absolutely just fucking destroy in the debut race. Their sad faces with tears in their eyes as just before a front runner pulls away by 3+ leagues is heartbreaking
Anonymous No.714604387 >>714604650
>japanese humor
Anonymous No.714604413
>>714604353
upgrading your support cards
Anonymous No.714604418 >>714604505 >>714604604
I like the male announcer's energy, dude gets really into it when calling certain names like mihono bourbon
Anonymous No.714604481 >>714604604
>>714604053
use speed cards to have more friends doing the speed training
Anonymous No.714604505
>>714604418
I heard he's a real keiba commentator.
Anonymous No.714604521
>>714604353
upgrading supports and raising potential for trainees
Anonymous No.714604573 >>714604662 >>714604829
Anonymous No.714604604
>>714604418
I love how he says Tachyooooooonnnnn

>>714604481
I'm running 4 right now, I think I just fucked up my skills
Anonymous No.714604624
>>714601110
Sakura Basedshin O
Anonymous No.714604650
>>714604387
I remember seeing this webm a couple of years ago, it was my first and only contact with uma musume until last week
crazy how life is
Anonymous No.714604662 >>714604786
>>714604573
daiwa paizuri training
Anonymous No.714604680
>>714603427
>Getting a horse fren when you're literally only old enough to stand on the horse and grow old together
Being in the steppes actually sounds really comfy bros, why couldn't we've been born back then...
Anonymous No.714604761 >>714604812 >>714604839 >>714604938 >>714604951 >>714605218 >>714605271 >>714605282 >>714605570 >>714605615
How come all these horses eat like pigs?
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.714604786 >>714604995
>>714604662
Yes
Anonymous No.714604812
>>714604761
Horses eat more than pigs.
Anonymous No.714604829
>>714604573
This is a cow, not a horse
Anonymous No.714604839
>>714604761
do you know how much racehorses eat?
Anonymous No.714604841 >>714605003
Come on, its not fair just one more come onnnn
Anonymous No.714604869 >>714605473
>check random follower stats
how the fuck
Anonymous No.714604909
Daiwa Scarlet is micropenis coded
Anonymous No.714604938
>>714604761
gotta eat big to run fast
Anonymous No.714604946
>>714592569
Who cares they're gonna leave the second these e-niggers stop playing the game
Anonymous No.714604951
>>714604761
Only some.
Anonymous No.714604971 >>714605110
>>714603765
Instead of skipping I always watch my every Bakushin race like that.
Anonymous No.714604995 >>714605061 >>714605181
>>714604786
Why does Scarlet always put on the crown even when she's not racing?
Anonymous No.714605003 >>714605087 >>714606638
>>714604841
>see 5 icons on training
>its 4 supports + director
this mission is fucking impossible
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.714605061
>>714604995
It stays on.
Anonymous No.714605082
>>714604152
Why did they both lose then?
Anonymous No.714605087 >>714605143
>>714605003
i'm so glad i finally got it earlier, and in a shit run that failed early too
Anonymous No.714605106
>>714602421
Anonymous No.714605110
>>714604971
I don't skip races, they're fun to watch. I also don't really grind though, I just like watching cute umas running when I've got a few spare minutes.
Anonymous No.714605123
It sucks how Urara doesn't have any strong affinites with anyone.
Anonymous No.714605143
>>714605087
Explode
Anonymous No.714605170 >>714605283 >>714605861 >>714606015
Do umas want their trainer's cock and marry him or it's a NTR cuck game?
Anonymous No.714605181
>>714604995
because it's a gift from her mama
Anonymous No.714605218
>>714604761
Rich Piano once said you gotta eat big to get big
Anonymous No.714605221
>>714592569
>noooo stop being ultra successful!
Your tears are delicious. Anime won.
Anonymous No.714605227
>>714599280
she's good if you can put up with horse puns
Anonymous No.714605271
>>714604761
they need energy
Anonymous No.714605282
>>714604761
Anonymous No.714605283 >>714605440
>>714605170
>See cute horse girls
>Immediately think of NTR
What is your problem?
And yes there is NTR in the game and you're looking at her.
Anonymous No.714605357 >>714605527
Reminder:

Horizontal camera races: They're more like IRL horse racing, favoring wide shots.
Vertical camera races: They're more dynamic and anime-like.

They are NOT "the same but fits your screen better".
Anonymous No.714605440 >>714605709 >>714605847
>>714605283
Read again, i didnt talk about NTR in a good way, i want to know if it isn't a cuck game
Anonymous No.714605448
Have a horse sounds fun desu, they would make good pets
Anonymous No.714605473
>>714604869
>Careers Completed 103
>Good Endings 4
Found the Rice enjoyer
Anonymous No.714605527 >>714605810
>>714605357
Why is she so flat
Anonymous No.714605530
sex
Anonymous No.714605540 >>714605775
Will Happy Meek become a trainee at any point?
Anonymous No.714605570
>>714604761
>that episode where special weekend realized she was too fat after eating mountains of rice day after day
>that episode where special weekend inhaled a shitload of unhealthy food out of frustration
Shit was real
Anonymous No.714605615
>>714604761
eat big to win big
Anonymous No.714605662
I swear I will reach that happy ending and teach my gundam child emotions and drive to win. We'll even triple crown her this time
Anonymous No.714605709
>>714605440
It's a game policed by actual yakuza, you think they would let Granblue Fantasy writers run amok there?
Anonymous No.714605775
>>714605540
No, unless the real horse someone named after her wins G1.
Anonymous No.714605786
>>714603781
>>714599147
Anonymous No.714605789 >>714605906
How long will I have to wait for a Narita Brian banner?
Anonymous No.714605810
>>714605527
Aerodynamics.
Anonymous No.714605812 >>714605879
>>714592285 (OP)
To remind or not to remind, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The shills and rollers of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of gach shilling,
And by opposing end them.
Anonymous No.714605847
>>714605440
Some are head over heels over you, while others only care about racing. Sorry bro.
Anonymous No.714605861
>>714605170
yes there is, you steal young promising umas from their trainers by showing them how much more capable your are
Anonymous No.714605862
I wonder how smart the smarter horses were if Gold Ship was that smart
Anonymous No.714605879
>>714605812
Thank you
Anonymous No.714605890
does she scream BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN during sex?
Anonymous No.714605903 >>714606204
>>714592285 (OP)
is there any way to reroll faster or still the same goyslop 30 rolls per account shit? I'm not rerolling for 3 hours just to get a decent unit.
Anonymous No.714605906 >>714606136
>>714605789
A month or two. She should come quickly since she's a year 1 uma.
Anonymous No.714605981
Anonymous No.714606009
>>714599280
Her appeal is being a fucking DORK!
Anonymous No.714606015 >>714606150
>>714605170
>>714599489
Anonymous No.714606080
>>714592550
>>714596403
>>714596625
>>714597130
>>714598807
>>714599646
>OI TEME!!!! STOP LEWDING THE HORSE
Anonymous No.714606136
>>714605906
narita's HONKERS
Anonymous No.714606150
>>714606015
Anonymous No.714606167 >>714606240
Well that was the first time I just gave up a career. Top gun just didnt activate any fucking skill and I just wasted too many turns on races for her fan-goal that she should have easily won or at least placed by all means. I still dont know what her fucking signature skill looks like
Anonymous No.714606204 >>714606821 >>714606924
>>714605903
You get like 7k crystals right? So 40 rolls pe re-roll and it takes like > 5 min to reroll after the first time with a guaranteed SSR from the support cards. Dunno what you're looking for but getting bourbon + 3 SSR cards (one of which being fine motion) took me about 45 min to do
Anonymous No.714606240 >>714606614
>>714606167
>I still dont know what her fucking signature skill looks like
She rapes you
Anonymous No.714606328 >>714606626
>>714602592
Did you clap when she won?
Anonymous No.714606517 >>714606852 >>714607202
>>714592285 (OP)
Dude why is the show and game so fucking good? I dont get it
Anonymous No.714606593 >>714606718
>>714603720
pls respond
Anonymous No.714606614 >>714606838 >>714608674
>>714606240
well I was fucking asking for her to do that then, but she didnt. She didnt do any-fucking thing. Won her debut by 9 fucking lenghts withouth activating it, then didnt activate a single fucking skill through the next 7 races. Yes I sent her to school a bunch with support cards for it.
Anonymous No.714606626
>>714606328
maybe....
Anonymous No.714606638
>>714605003
>Try to hunt it for 8 days
>GODship grants me the honor of witnessing it
>It now happens every other run ever since
Fucking game
Anonymous No.714606641
should i use the juice item to refill training points or are they best used for something else?
Anonymous No.714606642
>>714602592
it's rare but you will get it eventually
Anonymous No.714606718
>>714606593
apparently all the stuff we have now will be outdated fairly quickly so saving for kitasan is better
Anonymous No.714606721 >>714606880 >>714606990 >>714607145
Anonymous No.714606816
>>714594582
The only good thing about BA is the porn and the funny chibi videos anons post. There's nothing redeeming about the game outside of the occasional soulful silly animations even some obscure enemies have
Anonymous No.714606821 >>714613710
>>714606204
That's cool, I played it day 1 and it was 0 rolls. Just logged again and realized the game has changed.
Anonymous No.714606838 >>714607049
>>714606614
Do signatures even need any Wit to proc? I swear I've seen it proc every single time the moment the requirements are met. It's just that some are harder than others
Anonymous No.714606852 >>714607001
>>714606517
Unironically having the yakuza tard wrangling them around is a good thing. Shadowverse 2 and GBF are completely shitshows when Cykagames get do thing without supervision from the yakuza.
Anonymous No.714606875
reached cap (as in peak) players 2 hours ago
Anonymous No.714606880
>>714606721
>normalfag outlet for retards 10 years behind the curve but still pretends to have relevance
They shouldn’t be allowed access to the umas. They don’t measure up
Anonymous No.714606904 >>714606946 >>714607091 >>714607526 >>714607917
Rankings make no sense. How the fuck my A rank Bakushin loses to B rank Bakushin
WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous No.714606924 >>714607006
>>714606204
Should I be using this banner now? This one wasn't here day 1.
Anonymous No.714606946
>>714606904
Stats bloat lose to good skills and good RNGs.
Anonymous No.714606989 >>714607495 >>714607634
flower is so fucking smol, holy shit
Anonymous No.714606990 >>714607238
>>714606721
>Terrible stats
Retard saw her being a 1* and just assumed she's shit because of it isn't it?
Anonymous No.714607001
>>714606852
>Yakuza gave us a perfect franchise
maybe they aren't that bad.
Anonymous No.714607006
>>714606924
oh wait its paid banner lol
Anonymous No.714607049
>>714606838
I dont think so beause I had Gold Ship activate hers all the fucking time no issue and shes retarded.
Bleh Im taking a break this level of RNG shit took me out of it
Anonymous No.714607091
>>714606904
Why does Messi not hit the goal 100% of the time if the defense and goalkeeper are mid?
There's no such thing as Rank A always winning against Rank B.
Anonymous No.714607125
>>714592285 (OP)
I love horse pussy.
Anonymous No.714607145 >>714607362
>>714606721
>thinks the horse only went viral after decades
>Claims game haru has shit stats
Jesus fucking christ what happened to doing basic research? I cant wait for the total death of game journalists
Anonymous No.714607202
>>714606517
mix of spokon and cute girls horsing around
Anonymous No.714607238
>>714606990
To be fair, Urara does have more G Rank stats than other Umas, and her being TERRIBLE in turf terrain is a giant debuff for most races, including Arima Kinen.
Anonymous No.714607261
>>714602592
>>714602708
>>714603071
I won it first fucking career with the wins nothing ever horse and base standard support cards etc.
I didnt get to see the scene
Anonymous No.714607312
>2nd attempt at Rudolf's campaign
>Only slighter better than last time (B instead of C+); still jobbed at the URA semifinals
>Somehow gets the best sparks of any horse I've trained by far
HOT DAMN
I am one step closer to breeding the uberhorse
Anonymous No.714607362
>>714607145
dexerto is basically a bunch of freelancers doing fuckall, you can even buy actual articles there for a shilling campaign
Anonymous No.714607495
>>714606989
Nishino Flower B67・W48・H70
Anonymous No.714607524 >>714607659
What veterans should I keep and what veterans should I glue? Like yeah obviously I keep the ones with the good stats but what about legacy?
Anonymous No.714607526
>>714606904
Score scales non linearly, the more points you have in a stat the more rank points you get, so a 1200/100/100 will net you more points than a 1000/200/200 spread so even if you have a higher rank its possible they have a better spread and skills
Anonymous No.714607634
>>714606989
Feels like she's going to get kicked like a football.
Anonymous No.714607647 >>714607751 >>714608035 >>714608189
>Did a GoldShip run
Yeah this bitch is fucking insane. Kidnaps you to be her trainer, then has prophetic visions and dreams like she's the horse messiah or something while abusing you in a caring sort of way.
I got a fish for my valentines gift.
Anonymous No.714607659 >>714607804 >>714607883
>>714607524
Keep them all. The game regularly add an auction event where you sell your vets for other trainers at a better rewards than just glueing your umas.
Anonymous No.714607723 >>714607890 >>714608038
anyone else waiting for the massive crash out when kitasan makes everyone realize that yes, this actually is a p2w gacha game
Anonymous No.714607751 >>714607950 >>714608035 >>714608048 >>714609447
>>714607647
She actually become a God (sort of) in the GBF collab. It's insane.
Anonymous No.714607804
>>714607659
Noted, thanks
Anonymous No.714607883 >>714608009 >>714608536
>>714607659
>you auction your horses away
what the fuck
Anonymous No.714607890 >>714608174
>>714607723
i dont care about pvp lil bro its not my problem
Anonymous No.714607917
>>714606904
For front runners a single late start is all it takes.
Anonymous No.714607950
>>714607751
but what is a mere god to a mommy?
Anonymous No.714607970 >>714608156 >>714608347 >>714608351 >>714608756 >>714609045
Air Groove Factoids

>Became known as an 'Empress' due to fans viewing her as a cool, composed mare. However not all of her behaviour was in line with this.
>She loved to lick people, earning her the nickname of Pero-Chan (Licky-chan).
>She lost the Shuka-Sho because she got disturbed by the fans’ flash photography.
>JRA banned the use of flashlights directly on horses afterwards.
>Prior to the 1994 Fall Tennoshou, her owner was worried she'd be unable to find victory and opened a discussion regarding it with the trainer and assistants. An assistant trainer, Kazuhide Sasada said "Just trust in our gyaru and do it." Everyone was taken aback that Sasada considered Air Groove to be a Gyaru. It's something of a meme in the Japanese community.
>She also has a humorous relationship with Pilsudski, Fine Motion’s half elder brother:
>Before the 1997 Japan Cup started in which both competed, Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.
>An erect horse will tend to perform oddly, ignoring instruction and acting on their own lust. This would come ot pass.
>During the race, Pilsudski attempted to approach Air Groove, and eventually took her over from the inner lanes to win the race. It's believed Air Groove may have run poorly due to an attempt to escape him.
>Take Yutaka commented after the race: β€œI did everything right, Air Groove did everything right and ran a perfect race, yet there is still a horse capable of defeating her in this situation, the world is huge…”
>After the race, Pilsudski was depicted by fans as a hentai who stalks Air Groove. He also earned the nickname β€œgod of erection” by fans.
Anonymous No.714608009 >>714608536
>>714607883
Well they follow the horse industry to the T.
Anonymous No.714608010
My twitter and youtube feed is filled with horse stuff now...
Anonymous No.714608035 >>714608191
>>714607751
>>714607647
reminder that the real Goldship WAS HOLDING BACK DURING HIS ENTIRE CAREER and is now full of energy and CONSTANTLY breeding despite being long retired.
Anonymous No.714608037 >>714608124
I got Fine Motion x2 and Super Creek but I still have no idea what I'm doing
Anonymous No.714608038
>>714607723
it was p2w day one you think people care
they're too busy chasing 3* sparks
Anonymous No.714608048
>>714607751
She's also a lobby avatar and a mascot which means she gets to spout random bullshit during gameplay in the Granblue fighting game
Anonymous No.714608124
>>714608037
go tell reddit about it
Anonymous No.714608156
>>714607970
>Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.
same
Anonymous No.714608160
I couldn't help but notice this girl in races, she's quite sexo.
Anonymous No.714608165 >>714608320
>>714592285 (OP)
>game fools you into thinking there's strategy involved when the whole thing is just one big RNG simulator
Can't believe how much time I wasted before that fact really sunk in. You can do everything perfectly and it won't matter cause RNG is what decides everything.
Anonymous No.714608172 >>714608440
does energy only apply to the training parts or do i want to go into races with as high an energy level as possible?
Anonymous No.714608174 >>714608264
>>714607890
It’s not just about pvp. Eventually you hit a wall where you can’t improve your veterans anymore and you’ve already had the best run you’ll get with the support cards you have. To get a better career, you’ll need better support cards. Everyone is having fun now because every run they do is most likely their best one yet.
Anonymous No.714608189 >>714608427 >>714609531
>>714607647
Her weird obsession with the sea related stuff is pretty funny
Anonymous No.714608191
>>714608035
99.2% breeding success rate...
Anonymous No.714608264
>>714608174
worked on my machine in jp. I got max kitasan without spending a dime there
Anonymous No.714608317
where do I gamble for a loli horse
Anonymous No.714608320
>>714608165
I got triple mood down events the 3 turns before the URA qualifiers and I uninstalled after that.
Anonymous No.714608321 >>714608481
Maruzensky in the game is much more sexy than Maruzensky in anime it's not even fair.
Anonymous No.714608347
>>714607970
>He also earned the nickname β€œgod of erection” by fans.
Anonymous No.714608351
>>714607970
>>Before the 1997 Japan Cup started in which both competed, Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.
Understandable
Anonymous No.714608359
when are they going to add Queen Berry? I don't give a fuck that she's made up, I want her I WANT HER
Anonymous No.714608415
So I picked Taiki Shuttle for my first run.
No idea what I'm doing but I like cowboys. Yeehaw
Anonymous No.714608427
>>714608189
Her father was a fisherman
Anonymous No.714608440
>>714608172
Energy only affect training. Mood matters more for the actual races.
Anonymous No.714608481 >>714608570
>>714608321
I was genuine shocked how she looked in the show. I get that a 3 year delay changes things but damn
Anonymous No.714608536
>>714607883
>>714608009
This universe is so NTR-friendly, maybe the Yakuza tardwrangling porn artists may actually be the best possible move cygames did.
Anonymous No.714608570
>>714608481
The best part was when she wet herself
Anonymous No.714608643 >>714608730 >>714608832
Kentucky Derby X Umas
Anonymous No.714608674 >>714608779
>>714606614
Her signature will NEVER trigger if she's in front position and she's a Front runner, so Set her to Pace instead, she has aptitude for it.
That way, she has better stamina management, easier to trigger her signature. you'll get some Power from spamming speed traning anyway.
She's not easy to train for new account for sure, I burned at least 10 runs on her before I can make her finish finale
Anonymous No.714608730 >>714608932
>>714608643
Already did that.
Anonymous No.714608756
>>714607970
>half the facts are about another horse getting an errection from her
honestly based. Cant blame him
Anonymous No.714608764
>>714592285 (OP)
To dieβ€”to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The remind-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a rollingation
Devoutly to be wish'd.
Anonymous No.714608779 >>714609232
>>714608674
She was set to pace for every single race. Just didnt trigger
Anonymous No.714608802
Anonymous No.714608832 >>714608932
>>714608643
they did that already

https://www.cygames.co.jp/en/news/id-24322
Anonymous No.714608932 >>714608970 >>714609013 >>714609129
>>714608730
>>714608832
how long until American horses?
i know there's been a few copyright-free ones in the manga.
Anonymous No.714608970
>>714608932
there are american horses
Anonymous No.714609001
I like numbers, what are the numbers for skill activation? It goes with wit right? Like that's only what wit does
Anonymous No.714609013
>>714608932
There are a few american horses already.
Anonymous No.714609016
>>714599318
Yakuza owns the horses
Anonymous No.714609045 >>714609230 >>714609237
>>714607970
so you're telling me that if this game wasn't yakzua regulated Air Groove would be a total slutty gyaru that loves licking?
Anonymous No.714609129
>>714608932
americans don't care and that's why they have no representation
Anonymous No.714609230
>>714609045
Only one person thought of her as a gyaru, but she would love licking yeah. I'm surprised we haven't got a Gyaru alt of her yet.
Anonymous No.714609232
>>714608779
She doesn't want to fuck you on the beach. Give up. Let Bakushin embrace you instead.
Anonymous No.714609237
>>714609045
wtf are you even talking about? They're moderating it because they have to purchase the rights of putting the horse in the game and these owners don't want their prestigious horses in a panty game
Anonymous No.714609323 >>714609430 >>714609503
Is there any strategy where gaining stats for your UMA relies on doing races? Maybe supports that make stat gain from races bigger, not only give you more fans?
Anonymous No.714609430
>>714609323
Cards that give race bonus do exactly that.
Anonymous No.714609447 >>714609647
>>714607751
Is she one of the three goddesses?
Anonymous No.714609503 >>714609753
>>714609323
>supports that make stat gain from races bigger
there are already some that do that but races are mostly for skill points and fans to proc the unique skill lvl up
Anonymous No.714609531
>>714608189
seahorse
Anonymous No.714609564
>>714592285 (OP)
You guys seen the 2017/18 teaser videos? Game used to look like absolute ass with facebook-tier UIs. I dont know what happened during the 3 year delay but fuckers really cooked hard. I wonder if some new director came in and realized how shit everything was
Anonymous No.714609626
Anonymous No.714609647
>>714609447
No lol. The Three Goddesses are Darley Arabian, Byerly Turk, and Godolphin Arabian.
Anonymous No.714609748
>>714594582
>RAPED archive
glad p5 and uma are doing great
shadowverse is raping both though btw
Anonymous No.714609753
>>714609503
I just wonder how to complete 30 races win mission
Anonymous No.714609850 >>714610280 >>714611862
Is this actually effective marketing
https://youtu.be/ptvkjmxpwuM?si=Vi6fYlSs-o_erOuo
Anonymous No.714609853
>>714594671
doesn't count, chinks aren't human. p5x is honorary jap since it's a jap property licensed out to chinks.
Anonymous No.714609934
I need servers to go down for another 2 hours so they give out a 3 star ticket
Anonymous No.714610007 >>714610059 >>714610149 >>714610352 >>714610363 >>714610531 >>714610629 >>714611243 >>714611762 >>714612081
Marvelous Sunday Factoids

>Like Fuji Kiseki, he was part of Sunday Silence’s first crop.
>Out of all of Sunday Silence’s children, who were known for being bad tempered and/or eccentric, he stands out as more of the weirder ones. In what ways, you ask?
>Staring at the surveillance camera in his stable all day long
>Being rough tempered during training but obedient in races.
>Pissing in the paddocks. (Uma Musume references the pissing thing by having her need to use the bathroom right before almost every race she is in)
>Less fun though?
>In contrast to her cheerful personality, IRL Marvelous Sunday had a miserable life with multiple life threatening illnesses and injuries.
>He suffered a life threatening colic before debut, and was almost killed. He also had to miss the classic races
>He suffered four fractures before and during his race life.
>He suffered bowed tendon on one leg and another fracture on the other leg, which forced his retirement.
>All in all?
>Still generally loved.
>Very kind to young humans.
Anonymous No.714610059
>>714610007
she looks like a christmas tree to me and I love her for that
Anonymous No.714610148
NURSING HANDJOB REWARD HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
Anonymous No.714610149
>>714610007
Huge tits
Anonymous No.714610267 >>714610385
My week 1 3-star ticket got me Special Week. Did I get screwed? I never hear anyone talk about her at all compared to the other 3 stars.
Anonymous No.714610280
>>714609850
it kept the franchise going for years, so probably.
Anonymous No.714610290 >>714610385 >>714610427 >>714610726 >>714610764 >>714610780 >>714611236
What's it like to sex with Goldshi?
Anonymous No.714610352
>>714610007
tl;dr just tits
Anonymous No.714610363
>>714610007
Marvelous
Anonymous No.714610385 >>714610567
>>714610290
your ass will never recover
>>714610267
you can't get fucked with trainees really
Anonymous No.714610406
>RADAR MACHINE
>Trainer PLEASE help me fuck with mcqueen
>Trainer we gotta go beat some fucking guys up right now.
>Trainer I lost all my cards because I was trying to fuck with mcqueen by hiding coupons for sweet stores around campass but they were all my cards. Oops.
>Trainer I'm kidnapping you and taking you to an unknown location.
>Trainer we're opening a food stand and selling junk food for the rest of summer.
She might be a horse, however to me she's the goat.
Anonymous No.714610427
>>714610290
Was quick and efficient, mares seem to be into that for some reason though.
Anonymous No.714610531
>>714610007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
Anonymous No.714610567 >>714610669
>>714610385
That's good, but I've seen several people bitch that her career is super hard
Anonymous No.714610629 >>714610756
>>714610007
sounds like he really wasn't meant to race
Anonymous No.714610669
>>714610567
could be, i don't have her. but from the start you should know that it's not like 2 stars or 1 stars are bad
Anonymous No.714610726
>>714610290
90% of her actions would not be sex, and the other 10% would be accidentally sex
Anonymous No.714610756
>>714610629
You know, funnily enough I've been browsing these threads 8 hours a day, the past 5 days, during my waking hours, and I have never seen anyone post a Special Week race, even once. It's all Suzuka, Rice Shower, Bourbon, Bakushin, etc. but never the poster girl.
Anonymous No.714610764
>>714610290
99% fertility
Anonymous No.714610780
>>714610290
You gonna limp away with a belly full of cum
Anonymous No.714611084 >>714611156 >>714611660
Daiwa Scarlet factoids (part 1)

>Daughter of Agnes Tachyon
>Race record against Vodka: 3 wins 2 loses.
>The first female horse to win Arima Kinen in 37 years (at her time of winning).
>How Uma Musume depicts Daiwa Scarlet is very faithful to the personality of the real horse. She is anxious and does not have a good temper, she can also become jealous when her groom turns away to take care of other horses. She obeys every order in training, but forgets them all in a race. She also likes to provoke her opponents in races. She hates if any other horse gets in front of her.
>According to her grooms, Daiwa Scarlet always thinks she is the number one horse in the herd and in races.
>Also, when she is in the stable, she will never expose her back to anyone, and will always face the window (the direction where people usually come from).
>She gets very jealous if her groom takes care of other horses instead of her.
>Her jockey Ando Katsumi said that Daiwa Scarlet is β€œdumb” (in a praise sense): all she knows is to run forward with full power. Ando Katsumi also said that her style is completely different from her older half-brother, Daiwa Major.
>Note that not many jockeys and grooms are calling their horses dumb. Sadly, Scarlet really is one of the few.
Anonymous No.714611087
>>714600213
Anonymous No.714611156 >>714611491 >>714611660
>>714611084

Daiwa Scarlet factoids (part 2)

>Horse racing non-fiction author Shimada Akihiro claimed that Daiwa Scarlet is not a β€œnormal” horse, she just enjoys the feeling of running very fast and leaving other horses behind. In a way, she is more like those street racing guys. Of course, her ability allows her to do so, but this also makes her feel dumber.
>She finished all of her races in the top two (rentai), the number of rentai she achieved is only next to Shinzan in Japan.
>She doesn't like to get food on her nose, so she will clean up the food bucket first to make sure she has a clean meal.
>She has surprisingly soft hair for a thoroughbred.
>She is known for loving and caring for her children, but recently she seems to show less and less concern towards them…
>Notoriously, she gave birth to 10 fillies in a row before finally bringing her first colt to the world (who would turn out to be her final progeny)
>She finally retired as a broodmare in December 2023 along with her cohort Queen Spumante.
>It’s rumoured that Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka’s or else he wouldn’t give the rights to CyGames to use the horse.
Anonymous No.714611236 >>714611964
>>714610290
In game?
>She kidnaps you and fucks you, you are the bottom.
>You do not top her, you cannot top her. She rides you like you're the horse.
>She makes strange comical noises while it's happening, like.
>"YEEEEE-HAAAAAW! I'm RRRRIDING A DONKEY!"
>When she's finished, she'll sleep ontop of you until she wakes up. This will be for a very long time. You do not have the strength to push her off of you.
>When she wakes up, she tells you that this wasn't as fun as racing before diving into the ocean and swimming back to shore, leaving you alone on the boat.
Anonymous No.714611243 >>714611368 >>714611892
>>714610007
Give me another Marvelous Sunday Factoid and tell me when I can actually roll her in the game!!!
Anonymous No.714611368 >>714611561
>>714611243
Marvelous Sunday Factoid

>Release date in Uma Musume Global: Eventually.
Anonymous No.714611491
>>714611156
>"Hey son, how'd you suddenly learn all these interesting facts 'bout these old famous horses? Y'seem real interested in horse racing all of a sudden."
>"No reason."
Anonymous No.714611561
>>714611368
Anonymous No.714611660
>>714611084
>>714611156
thank you for these factoids about my horsefu
Anonymous No.714611762 >>714612102
>>714610007
Who makes better golden showers, her or Goldshi?
Anonymous No.714611862 >>714612028
>>714609850
It's when vtubers started trending in Japan so it makes sense. Also important to keep interest in the game considering the huge delay. It's funny that the first video for the channel is 3 years before the game finally got released in JP.

Lots of great videos in there so I hope they end up translating some and reposting them to the global channel. Some are a bit more specialist though like the recent one with some of the voice actors in character playing 2 hours of Catan
Anonymous No.714611892 >>714611950
>>714611243
Pretty far away. She didn't come out until 2 years after JP launch.
Anonymous No.714611931 >>714612108 >>714612534
Haru Urara Factoids:

>Lost every race she was in, with 0 wins in 113 starts.
>It’s the reason she was so popular.
>She actually joined nine races that were named after her, but she won none of those races. This also makes her the only horse in Japan who joined a race named after itself during its active time.
>She was born on the day the original Pokemon game was released in Japan.
>Her mask had Hello Kitty stickers ironed onto it
>Always does her best
>She is one of the factors for the revitalisation of Kochi racecourse, christened as the β€œHaru Urara Boom”.
>In order to advertise Kochi racecourse more, a reporter took notice of Haru Urara, a horse that had lost every race she was in, and decided to write a story about her. The next thing he knew, the national Japanese news stations had also picked up the story the very next day.
>Soon, everyone was coming to Kochi racecourse to see Haru Urara. They betted on her and the jockey's wives began making merch for her.
>To bet on Haru Urara is a guaranteed loss so people began using her betting tickets as good luck charms when driving. ε½“γŸγ‚‰γͺい means β€œto not win” but it also means β€œto not crash/get hit”.
>There is a movie about her in English, called β€œThe Shining Star of Losers Everywhere”.
>There were plans to mate Haru Urara with Deep Impact as a legendary weakest x strongest breeding shitpost
>She went missing for a bit after she retired. But she is doing fine these days at Martha Farm in Chiba.
>A representative named Miyahara-san from Martha Farm on Haru Urara: β€œShe loves sleeping and eating.”
>Sometimes, it seems that whenever she runs around, she is actually going faster than when she used to race.
>For her birthday in 2022, her CV Yukina Shuuto paid her a visit.
>Uma Musume's Global Release led to Haru's owner telling us on twitter that she's doing strong and is healthier than ever
Anonymous No.714611950
>>714611892
fug
Anonymous No.714611964 >>714612418
>>714611236
I’ll work out in secret and domination loss this retard.
Anonymous No.714612028
>>714611862
>like the recent one with some of the voice actors in character playing 2 hours of Catan
based
Anonymous No.714612081
>>714610007
someone said her eyes look like hotpot mushrooms and I can't unsee it
Anonymous No.714612102
>>714611762
marv needs convincing and only does it reluctantly because you begged her
golshi starts pissing on you without even noticing, mid-conversation
Anonymous No.714612108
>>714611931
>There is a movie about her in English, called β€œThe Shining Star of Losers Everywhere”.
huh, neat
Anonymous No.714612184 >>714612236 >>714612580 >>714613314
It's scary how Golshi can kidnap you so effortlessly
Anonymous No.714612191 >>714612395 >>714612561 >>714612593 >>714612765 >>714612851
Newbie here
My horse is a pace chaser and I train Speed and Strength accordingly but I fall short at the final races no matter how much I level up them, I usually get C on Speed and D on the rest. What's the key to winning every race in Career mode?
Anonymous No.714612225
Am I a bad trainer for not watching their victory concerts?
Anonymous No.714612236
>>714612184
Honse strength is nothing to look down on.
Anonymous No.714612395
>>714612191
you are getting stamina checked
if the race is anything but sprint you need to also level up stamina
Anonymous No.714612397
Which is the best song and why is it winning of the soul?
Anonymous No.714612418
>>714611964
Nigga she is a superpowered horse girl who can run at 70mph
Anonymous No.714612527
Does Career get any shorter or do I have to play 1-2 hours of choice making a day MINIMUM for my dailies?
Anonymous No.714612534
>>714611931
>>Sometimes, it seems that whenever she runs around, she is actually going faster than when she used to race.
Bring her back you sick fucks! I don't know how, just put her against donkeys for all I care.
Anonymous No.714612561
>>714612191
How are you doing your training and have you already used up your legacy borrows for the day? Yes horse eugenics is kinda important
Anonymous No.714612580 >>714613070
>>714612184
unstoppable autism
Anonymous No.714612593
>>714612191
>usually get C on Speed and D on the rest.
Level up your cards and borrow a good uma from another person
Anonymous No.714612697
Is this game literally the longer the distance the more you have spread out your stats in stam and power
Anonymous No.714612765
>>714612191
here comes the breeding part, have fun getting sparks
Anonymous No.714612774
>>714603781
>>714603843
>>714603994
Don't listen to these anons. They retire the horse and take them to Canada or Mexico.
Anonymous No.714612851
>>714612191
Is it sprint/mile or longer races? If the first two, ignore STR, get all speed and at worst grab some skills to break out of boxing. If longer, probably lack of stamina/stamina refresh skills, but it's hard to evaluate what are the problems. If you have skills to fight out of getting boxed you can get away with a lot less STR requirements.
Anonymous No.714613070
>>714612580
why would goldship send a bomb to his grandma?
Anonymous No.714613314
>>714612184
She is the only horse who is unbound by her instincts and chooses to be an agent of chaos.
Imagine for a moment what an Uma could do if they truly turned to a life of crime. Killing people with a single strike, outrunning police cars?
Anonymous No.714613643
So I got fine motion and super creek using only 2 of the free 10 rolls and the random SSR support card draw.
So why isn't pulling horses important? Do you just get so many and the game is so Career focused that why bother over specific horses when you can't go through a Career with it again? Or is the game more PvP focused with the Veteran horses?
Anonymous No.714613710
>>714606821
Holy fucking shit I finally got this dumb slut.
Can I roll for my gundam horse now or do I need to keep buying support cards?

After 2.5 hours I can finally play the game.