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>>714700063Last Game: Banjo Kazooie Choke Exhibition
Next Game: India Jones and the Good Circle
Later: Avowed
Someone post the chart plz
>Dark GDQ
What’s with the shitty lighting?
>>714708529I think they forgot the lights, shit looks ridiculous
Can someone give me the lore on webm related?
And link me the sound version?
who thought this segment was a good idea?
i dont get zelda games, they are shitty action games, shitty rpgs and shitty puzzle games
>>714708370It's only four runs old you sick fuck.
>>714708529the normal lighting is fucking grilling, maybe they relized it wouldn't smell so bad if everyone wasn't sweating on stage
What was the moment you realized "im old and no longer understand young people"?
>>714708469Please save us with another Dizzy run, Tim.
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I’m up next guys, wish me luck!
i haven't watched since cavemen and the tranny invasion
how is it now?
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>>714708529It's the "prize dungeon"
>>714708529It's been like this for years. The gloomy background contrasts with ESA's usual purple or blue lighting
>>714708690never, im old and young people dont understand me
>>714708303 (OP)That's a great pic, OP.
Also can we finally stop pretending Banjo Kazooie was anything spectacular? It was fine, but over it's not really all that great.
>>714708696Hope you go over estimate and get mercykilled
>>714708690Is this movie good, will it make me feel old, or both
>>714708695Please pray that Tim makes it to ESA Winter
>>714708626The webm tells you the lore tho?
>>714708696FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear they decided to go with the porn set aesthetic for the interview area.
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about to speedrun pulling the trigger
I have an irrational hatred Mr Shasta. I don't even think he's a bad guy, just something about him pisses me off.
>>714708690I understand them, I just hate them
>>714708626It's an overrated, overposted moment. Someone is overly proud of editing a one minute video. Just disregard it.
Of those people talking right now, which are female and which are male
>>714708626>loreguy fucks up
comes back later
doesn't fuck up
/lore
>They never fucking learn
>>714708626kek he died with zero continues remaining or something and had to restart the run, notice the timer. 46 minutes into like a 3 or 4 hour run. It was mercy killed. The quote is from the troon on the couch literally asking what do we do now since he blew it. It was fucking kino
Just smoked some weed lads.
Please grats
>>714708750grim
full-on corporate sellout mode
all the sane people left the staff except for spike and sent, and have been replaced by attention-seeking theater kids
schedule is extremely ass
few good runners left
>>714708776I don't know what he expected to happen
>>714708784>Please pray that Tim makes it to ESA WinterHe's said he's doing a lot better this year, he just got conflu last week.
wait this isnt the checkpoint? how much yapping have they planned
>>714708690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGrfhsxxmdE
I was born old, I never understood people
>>714708529Its tailored to OLED chads
The artist of Ammy in the last thread (who is my friend, I'm definitely not him!) wants to know what else you'd like to see during the marathon. He'll probably upload to catbox in the future, or post in one of the anchor threads in /ic/ or wherever they are now.
He's working on the apron now.
>>714708469Love TinyTim :)
>>714708762It’s fine to have the stage be dark, but the interview/prize room should be better lit no?
So is this Indiana Jones game any good
>>714708696Good luck anon
>>714708626The power of friendship allowed a man to rise above transwomen
>>714708818He's a furry. Or if he isn't, he just exudes that furry aura. You know the kind.
Of course the tranny is shouting out another tranny
>>714708818I'm pretty sure he's a furry and has that vibe he jerks off to diapers or something
>>714708626SGDQ 2022, the Game Over
https://youtu.be/mRTs0HvUjvI?t=2835
A year and a half later at AGDQ 2024, he returned for redemption
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LvMEKqc7xw
>>714708690All the shit talking the Banjo runner did about the N64.
This is uncomfortable to watch
Why is melo dressed like a cottonpicker
>>714708762It's less dark now than cave-mode earlier by at least 50%
OH MY GOD ITS FREAKING GREG!!!!
The Black Pedo desperate for clout that doesn't speedrun. Wowie.
these people think they are stars, but they arent
i think
I just turned off the stream.
I will not tolerate a tranny.
How come the intermissions are so long? just move on to the next run
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>1 hour of this
why? who thought this was a good idea
>>714708947I realise that GDQ has no iconography attached to it that I like.
Can he come up with a GDQ mascot? Perhaps a stopwatch-themed cartoon character like an old ESA thread suggested?
>it's a greg intermission
HYPE! Are you enjoying the runs? Reply "GREGGG!" to this post! Let's get a train going!
part of me thought this segment would have been some clips from older gdqs over the years
of course that would make too much sense, the evolution of gdq is talking about circlejerking current gdq
The fact Melo can't even commit to this retarded bit and immediately went back to zesty nigga mode
>Started off as a chat janny
CLEAN IT UP
>>714708947anon who made the original request here
thanks, it looked nice!
>>714709072first gdq?
it was always the same shit
but now it's filled with """"females"""
>>714709040wdym? this is just his mariosona
Can't stand this disney african urkel nigga
>Five years a janny and twelve years a slave dressed as a fieldhand starts sucking off massa Spike
DIS NIGGA WEARING COVERALLS
you faggots only want to talk about trannies
i miss esa threads
>>714709070forced meme personified
>I feel seen
What does this even mean? Why would I want to be "seen"?
this intro is way too long
when do they fuck
God I fucking hate hearing the words "safe space."
No place is safe. Ever.
this event made me realize how much of a circle jerk the speedrunning community is
holy fuck no wonder why theres so many trannies
>>714708690I don't try to use their vernacular and I don't use slang from my generation either when I talk to them. Amazing how well that seems to work when you talk in complete sentences and articulate instead of trying to make yourself sound a certain way to sound cool or hip regardless of generation.
To answer the question, when DBZ because old and people talked about MHA and Chainsaw Man. Bringing up Goku and Vegeta is liking bringing up Speed Racer and Astro Boy when I was younger.
when work or an event calls people "family" I get very cautious
>They're actually acknowledging the theater kid bullshit now
Huh, wasn't expecting that level of self-awareness
>chat mod
>part of it for 11 years
>actually it's more like 6
>doesn't speedrun
He needs to fuck off.
>>714709241it means the attention whore was fed attention
>most unfunny guy you know: i've always been a huge fan of live comedy
>also I used to be a chat mod for gdq to make sure people weren't having too much fun
>>714709070HOOOOOOOOOOOONK OOOOOOOOOOOOOORB GREEEEEEEEEG
Where the fuck is the crowd?????
>>714709096I actually prefer having intermissions (with hosting talk-segments) that run a little longer to break up the monotony of run after run one after the other.
They rented such a big room, will they ever fill it?
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>>714709072You got a reaction gif of her D: face?
I wonder if late night runs will be better
The huge crowd of autists really kills the vibe
>opening show ends
>room completely empties out
90% of the people at these events dont care about games or the runs
>the evolution of GDQ
lmao theyre really pushing this agenda huh. What are they evolving from exactly? The troons did irreparable damage years ago
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LIVE AND LEARN
>>714709397the huge crowd of autists in question...
chibi didnt bring condoms this time hes gonna raw dog caveman and get xer boipregnant.... chibibros, we cant stop winning...
One day someone will create a twitch extension that is somehow able to mute the stream between runs
Today is not that day
>>714709382it's never even close to full outside of the start and ending
>>714709296Come on bro, how could you forget THE Dark Soul 2 $2 MILLION DOLLARS moment! It's iconic, Melo is a part of GDQ history.
>>714708880i see what you mean by theater kids now. holy shit
>>714708893>>714709167man I felt so sorry for him
Imagine having to deal with that attention whore
There were even some minor e-celebs trying to get their whiteknights to harass him over it a year or so later when that vid got passed around
>>714709387please specify which chair she sat in, urgently
>>714709409It's all about how much money they make
just woke up
did anything funny happen yet
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>everybody is leaving
Why? Don't they want to see nazis getting punched?
>>714709405Ironically, /v/ is more engaged in the event than the people who made the effort to physically attend
finna grab a burger during intermission, where should I go friends?
>>714709272>this eventFor the past decade more than half the people who come dont even watch runs and just come to party with each other
>already 76k
ESA sisters.....
>>714709520casual fans who don't know they're missing bloodthunder kino
>>714709548dont forget the orgies
>>714709518uh there was a furry on screen during okami
>>714709502Godspeed, sniffer
>>714709539I got a burger from Wendy's after going to the gym during the Okami run. Ideally you'd just make one yourself.
can you even speedrun a game like this
>>714709587He's a bit dry commentary wise but his runs are always comfy
>>714709260It's the cry of a soft predator. "Safe space" means two things; to let your guard down, and to have ensured control.
>>714709451>>714709520Why do they keep doing side shots when they put so much effort into trying to keep up the illusion of a packed crowd during the runs?
>>714709548yeah i would be too because of how much they police the "stadium"
remember that guy in a wheelchair being taken away because he had a digital prompt with funny le memes on it
>>714709070That's that loud guy from the other years. Gruesome Melo or whatever.
>>714709486How could I forget
>>714709291You can tell it pissed him off as derogatory; his expression instantly changed.
>>714709560100k of that is corporate (yetee) that theyre slowly going through btw
Americans are still wearing masks in the year of 2025?
>>714709560People are still surprised that GDQ absolutely mogs ESA and RTAinjapan in donations? What?
>>714709412www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2mFvwDTTt0
>>714709518two bad runs, decent banjo-kazooie run followed by a trainwreck showcase
Nothing was really that funny though.
>>714709560>d-donation total doesn't matter! it's not like it's the most obvious metric of success for a charity event!>our guberment provides everything so yuros aren't used to donating to things!
>>714709623it's a bethesda game so it should be buggy as fuck
>beat saber kungfufruitcup
Is she going to wear a sweatshirt around her waist again like a tease
>>714709621so glad this piece of shit is banned
What is wrong with this host's voice? Sounds pitch-shifted.
>>714709671Fuck it was such a good run outside of the hosting too
>indiana jones
>avowed
who wanted this
>>714709397Sometimes it’s cool, like AGDQ’s Ocarina run by ZFG. Well deserved crowd for that dude.
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>>714708893>MANY OF YOU MAY HAVE NOTICE I AM KNITTING>ONE DAY I HYPOTHETICALLY COULD GET CANCER
>>714709518They had a nice choice of starting games but only the Banjo run was okay, and even then your mileage may vary. Take a look at the schedule and decide for yourself how much you want to see an Indiana Jones speedrun
>>714709671People were saying that this guy's soul was leaving his body, but in all honesty I think he was just happy to be on GDQ primetime as a BR streaming straight from the Amazon. It seemed like he was more confused than anything.
>>714708690First wave was when I noticed things like Twitch, Tiktok, and "streamers" becoming really popular and I could hardly understand the appeal.
But the final realization is when that same thing happened with Vtubers and I REALLY couldn't understand the appeal. I'm out of touch, it happened to me, and I'm okay with that.
>b-but it's just parasocial relationships bro!yeah I get it but i'd rather just play video games alone than watch some retard do it with a bunch of other retards in the chat. I'm old I guess!
>>714709609>>714709710alright glad i didn't miss anything important
>>714708303 (OP)>Next: Indiana Jones and the Great Circle>Later: AvowedAre we also getting Oblivion Remastered and Doom the Dark Ages today too?
>>714709621>picim not reading that can i get a qrd
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I hate this schedule. Why does the shitty top bit take up so much of my screen, why can't I hide it and actually see the games. Why the fuck are the blocks so big, why can I only see a fraction of the games in a single day. Why the fuck do I see vastly more blank space than space used for the actual info I want to see.
FUCK this piece of shit
>>714709695It's polite to wear one if you're sick. This is a common practice in civilized countries.
>>714709738has she gotten bigger?
>>714709760Don't worry the a couple trannies will be doing a 4 hour pokemon race in a couple days!
Why didn't they set up the next game during the yapping time?
>indiana jones>avowedit's time for me to leave the house
>>714709621oh my god it's this fucking faggot
>>714709743follow your instincts, fox
Oh hay it's this game that started the movie game argument some days ago when it was on at ESA.
This is NOT bravely default music this is Sagat's theme
>>714709520people only go for the convention shit, no one actually cares about the runs except the big ones the GDQ staff tells everyone to go to
>>714709908relax anon, it's still MIA ever since "the incident"
Something about the title of the Indiana Jones game makes me laugh. "Great Circle" feels so simple of a descriptor. Compared to "Temple of Doom" and "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and "Last Crusade" etc. it falls a bit flat as a title. Just me?
>>714709072>>714709770A Rosarian in the GDQ thread? What the frig
>>714709520Usually between runs you go to walk around, go to the practice room to watch practice runs/play games, arcade room, board game room
>>714709285>Bringing up Goku and Vegeta is liking bringing up Speed Racer and Astro Boy when I was younger.Is it really though? Goku and Vegeta are still fucking everywhere, Dragonball is still having movies, shows and whatever made. Dragon Ball Sparking Zero sold great for a fighting game and generated a ton of hype. I don't talk to TOO many zoomers but most of them are aware of Dragonball's legacy even if they prefer one piece or whatever. Astro Boy just never reached the worldwide highs of someone like Goku is arguably spongebob/mario tier when it comes to recognizeable characters, especially on an international level.
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HOOOOOOOIIIIIIYYYYYYPPPPEEEEEE
this merch is so dogshit. especially that deltarune pin
>>714709837>Beat Saber with Kungfu slam pig at 1 AM on a Sundayfuck these dudes.... putting the coomer run that late when everyone works tomorrow... someone make clips please....
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Holy shit they stole Goosebert from ESA!
>>714709840It does make it funny that anons get very /pol/ about masks whenever an RTA is on.
>>714709924That run was so bad that not a SINGLE poster commented on the fact he fucked up the final skip twice and just opened the console and warped to the final boss, which would have put him way overestimate otherwise.
And that final boss with the kicking is legitimately one of the worst final bosses I've ever seen, and I've beaten Ghost Warrior 1.
>Your favorite games including Stardew Valley, Undertale, Deltarune, Hollow Knight and Celeste
Stop being stereotypical
YETEE HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE
>>714709621>I cried when we hit $3mI cannot imagine the thought process here. How do you get so emotional, assuming they're not like, making it up for some sort of virtue signaling
>>714709972Indiana Jones and the Wet Plank
Indiana Jones and the Yoga Ball
Indiana Jones and the Blank piece of Paper
>>714709520Nobody cares about the games made after 2005.
>>714710029They can have the stupid fucking thing.
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>>714709804>2024Wtf I was there last year, recognize the venue with the cherries. Which one of you autists was it
>>714709621This was a troll, I assume.
INDIANA JONES HYPE!
#punchanazi
>>714710029>yfw metako makes a surprise appearance not in ESA, but in SGDQ
how many punch nazis jokes will be made
Finally we get to the next run. Damn this is taking too long
>>714709835Jesus dude it's like two sentences.
>Hopefully this runs gonna be...
>It's always a pleasure to be back on stage
>Easy mode
Ok see you faggots later.
>>714709760indie is actually a great movie game if you liked the movies
I already seen this walking sim at ESA though
>>714710189>>714710164>already made at something that hasn't happenedSad existance
is the runner cam washed out or is bloodthunder just a fucking vampire?
>>714709924>>714710059I must have wiped that from my mind. Holy shit, I'm sure it's a fun game casually but do not speedrun this shit
>>714710212on god it's too long homie
>>714710029let's be real, goosebert was always a GDQ forced meme at heart
>speedrunning a game with a ton of cutscenes and animation locks
lmao
I preferred Indiana Jones and The Cool Square
>>714710214Comoli owes me sex
why would you make this game first person
didnt last GDQ pull 100k viewers on opening day? what the heck happened
>>714710257I could look at this girl for the next 90 minutes and have a better time than if I stuck around for this run
>>714710363mirrors edge is fun, this is not it
>>714710334Microsoft is retarded, hence why they just laid off over 9,000
>>714710262GDQ stands for Ghouls Dhampyrs and Queers anon
this game kinda sucked tbqh desu
>>714710363but you paid 200283098213 million for harrison ford's likeness
>>714710360movie for reference
>indiana jones
I just watched this at ESA and it was boring as fuck there too
Fucking moviegames
>>714710386this is also fun
>>714710349lol GDQ hasn't had 100K viewers in years
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this aint a speedrun homie
>>714710349GDQ hasn't been pulling numbers for ages, it's dying
None of the big speedrunners want to be any part of it anymore, and even speedrunning in general is kinda dying because turns out challenge runs are more fun to watch than speedruns
>>714710349viewership has been on a steady decline for years now
> whyGuess we'll never know anon. Must be the work of bigots
>>714710252yes but I seriously doubt it's an interesting speedrun like most new games
When is the Starfield speedrun? I don't see it on the schedule
>>714710396What!? Over 9000!
>>714710480pic unrelated?
YEAH WE HATE NAZIS AM I RIGHT FELLAS?
>>714710258Well, what do you have to say now?
>>714710434on god
I have an irrational hatred of Indiana Jones, especially when gestalted by Ford, I have absolutely no idea why, I have this thing where I just hate certain people for seemingly no reason, It's like the extreme opposite of "love at first sight".
I hate modern UI
that's all
>Political signaling in a videogame event is fine if it's against muh ebil natzees
>>714710585Hell yeah brother
any drama yet its the only reason i check these threads.
>>714710615yeah because nazis are the bad guys
>>714710487>challenge runs are more fun to watch than speedrunsIs this a thing? Where are these organised? Am I living under a rock?
>>714710487>challenge runs are more fun to watch than speedrunsShittiest take of 2025 award
>>714710487Some french only speedrun event manages to pull 10 million euro in donations
And that one is only 3 days long
>>714710615yes, Nazis are meant to be made fun of
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>>714710594That seething before a single mention is still pathetic, retard
>>714710674sometimes the bad guys are in the right
didnt they play this at ESA? it sucked then too
>>714710705The Holocaust. Now fuck off
>>714710463according to the alligator GDQ comparison thing the last time they hit 100K viewers was during the SGDQ 2022 finale...ever since then they've hit 90K a handful of times
>>714710675Twitch and youtube, basically all the big streamers that used to do speedruns are doing challenge runs instead, there's barely any speedrunners that get views for speedruns anymore
>>714710752>You want proof? here's something that never happened. now fuck off!
>fuck the nazis, but le viva israel genocide
>>714710767Nazis stole the red-color thang from the commies yo
>>714710752were you there?
>>714710752Don't you trannies want Palestine to be free'd? Why are you complaining when someone else is trying to fix the problem?
>>714708947Maybe stuff related to the runs themselves, since GSQ has no real mascot or related character. I know I'd be happy for some Roll during Megaman Maker or Kuromi and My Melody during Hello Kitty.
>>714710743>seethingThey just predicted something and it ended up happening. You were the one seething in any case.
/v/, you're boring today.
Is there a single game that doesn't have violence of any kind?
>>714710867>YEAH FUCK NAZIS>...BUT ALSO FUCK JEWS AND FREE PALESTINE!!
Have we actually gotten any Free Palestine donations yet? I've had it on mute
gun to your head, you have to pick between Jaidlyn and Kungfu
>>714710925disingenuous as best, retarded at worst
they wouldn't have brought it up if they were red with rage before the run even began
>>714710949Harvest moon back to nature.
>>714710487that and if someone cant actually complete a run of the game they just make a branch category
>I beat the first 5 minutes which is a brand new record category set by me I'm also the moderator of this category so any runs have to be reviewed by me specifically >others see this and start beating it>until someone cant beat the first 5 minutes>then the vicious cycle continues and a new category is created
>>714710705They spoke German or Italian. Can't trust anyone who speaks that language.
>>714710936It's not our job to entertain you.
>>714710349apart from gdq being shit, twitch viewership is also in decline
>>714711015obviously the one on the right. not wall'd yet
>>714710743It seems more like a prediction, one that was accurate
>>714711067Good, I hope the website dies
The chat for GDQ on Twitch is cancer. Is anyone on here having their own chat that isn't me constantly refreshing the page?
>>714711015Pull the trigger, I'm not picking.
>>714710949Sakarin villapaitapeli
>>714711018Excellent projection. Would watch again.
>>714711015I take the bullet
>>714710936>/v/, you're boring today.>today
>>714710949Marvin's Mittens comes to mind, though it's the wrong time of year for it.
>>714711036You didn't see the Pong run from the other day, they were fucking up penguins and everything.
>>714710949There's like an entire indie genre of that right now.
Asides from that you have your harvest moons and animal crossings of course.
>>714711242indy.. easy on the croissants..
>>714711242Fatfuck Jones.
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>>714711167>constantly refreshing the page
>>714711042also challenge runs tend to have more entertaining and easy to understand fail states and are purely for entertainment so few people on a challenge run are going to try and go "weelll teeeechnically"
No, you get hit on a no-hit run, run's over, simple as
The conference hall already looks gutted.
Oh boy are we starting the GDQ numbers doomerism early this year?
Get in on it and lets chart the disaster as it happens
https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq/
>>714710949most games arent violent
>>714710875https://zevent.fr/
>>714711015Kungfu, easily. I don't need the gun, brother.
>>714710949animal crossing
>>714711290Auto refresh doens't help because it doesn't scroll to the bottom
Should I stop watching my fan-fiction to watch Todd Howard Jones
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Anyone got the graphs from ESA? I completely missed the event due to work.
>>714711359You murder bugs and fish in animal crossing, and can sabotage the environment to create traps for people.
>>714711382>hit the notes
Boxxy mentioned???!!!?!1?!
>>714711460no you don't you catch them and display them
>>714711460>You murder bugs and fish in animal crossingyou dont
one more hour of this shit
>>714710654The people's furry is the only notable thing so far
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>>714711167This is effectively twitch chat for me. Do you actually go through and read chat on twitch? It's 95% spam by design.
Is this game fun casually?
>>714711460You can't assume the bugs and fish are killed since at any time they can be removed from your inventory at which point they appear in an aquarium or cage and are alive.
>>714711242Now make the runner get wider with each bite
You now remember that a new Indy movie came out 2 years ago.
>Host interrupting the run to hype some "milestone" bullshit
I did not miss this during ESA.
>>714711407they're both fanfic really
>>714711505You definitely kill cockroaches in your house, the only way to get rid of them is to step on them.
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a nervous couch commentator really takes you out of it
I don't know what's sadder, the fact this is the best the games industry has to offer from the past year or that gdq is desperate enough to let this slop into its opening night.
>>714711605It's okay, if you like Indiana Jones you'll probably enjoy it
>>714711612why does she have the incel mouth lines
>>714711617anon the last indiana jones came out 1989
>>714711167trihex has a poverty chat still, it's a bit cucked since gdq threatened him and all the other channels that host/restream gdq if they didn't moderate their chats better
>>714711612only if you can solve her riddle
>>714711351This doesn't say speedrunning anywhere on the page.
>>714710875>>714711351>>714711659nvm that one isn't a speedrun event, "just" a charity game event
I forgot the name of the big french speedrun thing, they also pulled in quite a bit of money but not that much
>>714711803She wanted him to cross his legs the same way she had hers crossed
>>714711691What you gain with no donation interruptions you lose by having to listen to awkward eurosmells garbling every word they speak
>>714711840>I forgot the name of the big french speedrun thing, they also pulled in quite a bit of money but not that muchWasn't that the one that was run by some French celebrity?
>>714711870but why
that is the riddle
>>714710949Zachtronics games (Opus Magnum)
Balatro and its clones
Talos Principle
Basically puzzle games mainly
>>714711570If only there was some kind of second stream...
>>714711783> gdq threatened him and all the other channels that host/restream gdq if they didn't moderate their chats betterWait, for real? When did this happen
lol I didn't even realize a GDQ was happening
NOOOOOOOOOOO THE CANDYMAN!!!!!
I just realized their prime time game on the first day isn't even a speedrun. That's pretty brazen.
>>714711603No. But this takes too much attention. I'm trying to play MTG Arena.
so someone else has a birthday today
>>714711943if only gdq wasnt shit in general
GUYS PLEASE DONATE FOR THE AVOWED GOOD ENDING WE'RE STILL ONLY AT 50%
>>714711803I'll cross my legs anyhow she likes if she bobs on my cock for a while
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>>714711964does that really surprise you? matt constantly tries to police even events with 0 affeliations or relation to GDQ
Of course they are gonna try to purge watchparties of wrongthink
>>714711901>american can't understand accented english
>4 runs in
>ESA already won
>The only accomplishment of your entire adult life is speedrunning a bunch of random action-adventure games
Based or cringe?
>>714711964many years ago now, like years before covid
I think it happened because forsen's chat kept shitting on the gdq trannies
>>714709879fuckin nauseating
>>714712164Well the bar isn't high..
Your cracker bullets aint SHIT yt boy
>>714711941>Zachtronics gamesNot all of them, I think Spacechem has you fueling a rocket to fire at some alien thing to kill it.
>>714712175based, I shan't throw stones
>>714712156It would be fine if you didnt all sound like down syndrome patients
>>714712164Feels like events having a shitty first day is the norm unless the others break the curse.
>lost blimpKINO
hurts every day
>>714712139>product owned on all three gamesi think i need to stop buying games
>>714712139Thanks friend, I got the lot. Some actual cool shit there too.
>>714712164Won what?
Donations, nah
Good runs, no, the first day was fucking awful
This shit is putting me to sleep homies
>>714712139>shit up my library with random stolen third worlder gamesnah
Welp, this game is a snooze fest.
>>714712073What deck are you running?
>>714712239wait a minute
>he/him/hiswhat the fuck?
>>714710875>>714711351>>714711659>>714711840SpeeDons is a french speedrunning marathon
They made 2.2 million euros this year and pulled almost 80k viewers
>>714712040Really makes you appreciate that banjo kazooie run. I would fucking ban any Speedrun that doesn't involve actually challenging speed tech if I could
>>714712175As long as you have a good life surrounding speed running and it isn't the only thing that keeps you going then that's great imo. Most people have zero accomplishments, outside their job, if you have a hobby you're accomplished in that you love that's great
>>714712240Yeah and in exa whatever you hack implants and make them do stuff that is sometimes violent. Still it's mostly non violent, glad he's coming back to game dev.
>>714712486i know its hard to believe but they have male runners (non-trans) in this
>we have time to read donations
i forgot how much i hate this phrase
>>714712486gay as fuck (m*n are gay)
>>714712143 coolmatty is such an insufferable douche on a level no one has ever seen before
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>>714712365>>714712393There were actually were decent game games
>>714712471Boros Equipment. Alternatively if I'm feeling it a Chocobo Deck
>>714712589shit you didnt want from some terrible bundle?
>>714712548no I mean everyone usually just settles on he/him
>>714712143I'm sure he normally refrains on commenting now that he lost his fat fingers lmao. Shit like this makes me lose whatever sympathy I had for the blob, hopefully the next round of sepsis finishes him off
>>714712535>glad he's coming back to game dev.I kind of wish he'd be all "fuck it, lets finish Infiniminer".
>>714709695Indoor events full of people who flew in are pretty easy to get sick at
>>714712143I hope the next one kills him
>>714712597I assume Standard? How's that feeling? I hear tell UB decks are popular, but obviously things will take a bit to settle out after the bans.
>>714712143The fun part of him getting into a bitchy fight with Planks is they're both complete dicks.
>twitch says my prime sub is available today
>still not available
>>714710257>make great girl both in design and personality>completely waste her in a homo seriesI will never forgive japan and its fujoshi
>>714712695Normally I'd say that's hecking problematic but for all intents and purposes coolmatty is the reason GDQ became soulless
>>714712519How? Just, how?
>>714712761It's alright. The meta is an aggro hellscape. No matter the color, you're trying to win by turn 5.
That has NEVER happened before.
>thats never happened before
oh yeah its gdq time
>Runner dies
>Audience starts clapping
lol the announcer cut off the guy again
what a bitch
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Woke: "I messed up what I tried to do"
Bespoke: "I did it on purpose to stall out time"
>>714712865>the 5pm Sunday dread is setting infucking GDQ is supposed to take my mind off it but its so boring
>>714712924It's the gdq way
hosts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runners/runs
>>714712827A lot of shit 100% changed when coolmatty took over the company from Mike in 2023 and not for the better
>>714712924it's an event to raise money for charity
>>714712701Infiniminer is such an amazing concept, shame everyone overlooks it because minecraft ripped it off. Honestly even the alpha release back then was a blast, I wouldn't mind if he just rebuilt that with no additions
Is this game even worth pirating
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>>714712658No I just wanted to give stuff away to anons.
>>714712861Yeah, that checks out. I'd say I hope EoE will slow it down with Spacecraft, but everyone knows things are unlikely to slow down anytime soon. Though at least turn 5 is better than turn 3.
>>714709712if you compare viewer numbers to total donations esa mogs gdq
>>714713054I didn't get it when the Humble Store mistakenly marked it out as a free game
it sure isn't worth even a pirate on me
>>714713054>is an AAA game worth-no
>>7147131305000 to 60k euros vs 50000 to 3 million dollars?
>>714712984You’re watching a movie game being played on easy mode. This couldn’t distract you from a stubbed toe, never mind existential dread.
>>714713054Machine games made one (1) good game in their entire lifetime and this is not that game.
>Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
releases
>/v/ never talks about it
Whenever /v/ as a whole ignores a major game like this I assume it must be fine or good. Is this accurate? Is this game good?
>>714713016They are having fun!
They are enjoying it!
>>714713054doesn't look like it
>>714713304it's just boring
>>714713054the enemy AI is terrible but it looks great. If it were more like deus ex like people said it would be I'd play it but it looks shit
>>714713304It's really biased towards making nazis look like the bad guys
>>714712858no trannys or furries
>>714713054Yeah its fun
>>714713141>I didnt play it, here's my thoughts on if its good or notkek
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>>714712858> make an event by the community for the community> people enjoy watching and donating> runners enjoy being there> chat is not policed to shit> don't put corporations and LGBT bullshit first> no scripted amateur comedy writing skits> it's extremely successful despite being limited to "one" countrywe'll never know, the reason GDQ is on a steady decline despite worldwide name recognition must be because people hate watching speedruns now. Nothing they can do
>>714713382I can't believe I have to say this in 2025... but yes the nazis WERE the bad guys.
this looks cool
i wish i was an archeologist
>>714713304/v/ doesn't play games
Wait how did the Nazis kill giants
>>714713398*it sure isn't worth even a pirate on me, from the looks of it
thanks for the catch, I wouoldn't have realized my post being in half otherwise
indiana jones movies arent that good
>>714713440Uhm you sure about that sweetycake
>>714713304You’re browsing /v/ wrong. When /v/ doesn’t talk about a game at all that’s a bad sign. Apathy is the death of art. However, when /v/ won’t shut up about a game (I’m excluding rage bait controversies here), for good or bad, then it’s worth checking out and making up your own mind. I checked out Xenoblade Chronicles 2 after I saw consistent threads about it years after release, even though a lot of them were shitting on it, and I ended up loving it.
>>714711067I really wonder why ESA and GDQ don't multistream to youtube. I'd jump to there in a heartbeat, twitch pisses me off royally
>>714713604Stating your opinion as a fact is a sign of low intelligence.
>>714713083Yeah, no. I think the aggro is here to stay.
>>714713640>I really wonder why ESA and GDQ don't multistream to youtube.Easier to dodge ADs, so easier to get less revenue because of it
>>714713640GDQ has a contract with Twitch so they can't multistream
>>714713016Reminds me of the "it doesn't matter if they misled you into paying for the venue by gifting subs, move on" thing.
>>714713421i remember when every streamer on twitch talked aabout GDQ, everyone was hosting them after they stopped their own stream. Clips were making rounds, like the famous chair sniffer.
Now no one even mentions the event anymore, only reason i know it is happening is brcause of 4chan.
>>714713304It's hard to rate because when the game let's you breathe it can be fun, you can see that all the mechanics are there for a good time, but it REALLY wants to string you along it's linear corridors and force feed the Indiana Jones plot which... well for Indiana Jones it aint bad but I'm here to play a fucking video game.
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>>714713621The opposite of love isn't hate, it's apathy
Where's Fu, need to pound her
>>714713640just watch on their website
no ads
>>714713661 I agree with his opinion
>>714713382Give it a rest.
The graphics are so good but the animations are so janky that it ends up looking shitty.
>>714713440>wereso they no longer are?
>>714713640GDQ are contractually obligated not to, ESA like how much they can spam the ads on their main Twitch channel.
It's only stuff like BSG, ASM and Dogwater that are down for Youtube.
>>714713820>american education
>>714713815>le dusty grey / brown stone corridorThe graphics are shit, graphics aren't polygons, Super Mario Bros has better grafix than this slop
>>714713768What's the opposite of hate, then? Is it apathy again?
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Where can I cop that Balatro tarot card sweater???
I can't watch the stream but based on this thread I assume it's positively riveting
Shame that there aren't adventures in real life like the set pieces in Indiana Jones.
It feels grounded in reality enough that there could be elaborate puzzles and quests like this in real life, but there just aren't. No elaborate quests, no using ancient riddles and using long lost artifacts to shine lights.
It feels like something within the realm of possibility. Shame that it isn't.
>>714712865>working from home>gonna come up with some excuse to do so for my usual office days so I can watch all week and be hereFeels good
>>714713934Pretty much, happened at ESA as well, nobody paid it any real attention.
>>714713687And I doubt that there's anything coming that will bring more control archetypes up in the next set or so to challenge and slow aggro.
why does she read so strangely
>>714713604hot take but kinda agreed, they were mid
Thanks to /k/ for the donation
>>714714008That's the one! Thanks anon, that's some slimy shit that the started hiding that right at the bottom of their stuff.
>>714713974La mulana did that, the problem is it takes genuine skill AND historical knowledge to craft puzzles that are based on history and I doubt these swedish fucks have that ability
>>714714110they also just kept taking them even though the "special occasion" is done
Post THE webm.. you know the one
>>714713731I mean we obviously joke hyperbolically about it here. But GDQ so stiff and corporate nowadays it's insane.
And I am convinced that this is also the reason others probably just avoid talking about it because you just know GDQ staff would absolutely ban/antagonize you if you mention them in the wrong context and go full "protect da brand" on you.
>>714713754There is no way the current game industry could make a game this kino again
This host is annoying as fuck. Constantly stumbling over her words or slurring shit.
is this just uncharted: indiana jones edition?
zelda font? the fuck does that mean
>>714714167Yeah they decided they liked just disappearing that money into their pockets.
>>714714001You will be replaced by AI a year from now
>>714714294How is it possible for a woman to have no tits, no ass, and still be this fat?
>>714714238i can hear the tinnitus hit sound
>>714714301Slimy piece of shit
>>714714317>he fell for the AI meme
>>714714301Reminder that they have to pay the cancellation fees because they decided to not have their event in florida because of some retarded politics.
>>714714496> something autisticgood times
>>714714435>Ford CEO straight up saying he's replacing all of corporate work at home jobs with AI>same with Amazon>Microsoft literally just laid off thousands>meme
>>714714301I'll never forget when this stumpy fuck went on reddit and started arguing with basically everyone in some GDQ thread
>>714714496I cannot believe it's been more than a decade since this event. Where does the time fly?
>>714714619what were you doing in reddit?
Holy fuck, I couldn't find the webm, but this is exactly like that one showing how an old game makes you nervous with platforming while a new game just makes it look like you can fall but in reality you're completely safe.
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>>714714587Jewsoft laid off people to hire jeets retard
>>714714632Why are modern rage comics so sad
>>714714619He still does that whenever some gdq thread gets some traction lol
>>714714538The venue wasn't going to enforce GCQ's extra social distancing rules on attendees of other stuff, and wasn't going to stand for GDQ trying to interfere with their other customers, which is allegedly what they threatened.
So GDQ pulled out at last minute, incurring cancellation fees and everything, which they made the subs and bits pay for.
Why are all these AAA games so boring to play/watch?
This anti-fascist game still going?.. ugh.
>>714714730That guy knew the run was going to be fucking amazing even before we did.
>>714714676getting linked from here because this place is just reddit without usernames now
>>714714703platforming is overrated
>>714714741>Says tech was warning Bonesaw>But the official GDQ account was tweeting live in support of Bonesaw mid-runAlso what did Bonesaw say that was crossing the line? Mocking some Canadian airline? Referencing Pikachu? What the fuck is wrong with you, Matty?
>>714714741is that the mcnuggies guy?
>>714714667>The reactions of row 2kek
>>714714741What a control freak, God damn. No wonder the events are so fucking dry and boring these days
>>714714928I am interested in the breasts of this creature.
I kind of miss WW2 games where you could kill Nazis
>>714715020>funfun is just a buzzword, anon
>>714714238>Hey doc, I ne->Have you had your apple today?>Huh? No, I haven-OOF!
>>714714928Damn ESA even has a better KFFC
>>714714634ok what is this called
>>714714994this interaction will always be the hallmark of proving GDQ thinks they're way more important to the world than they really are
>>714714741It's similar for why Ben got fucked at ESA, except they wanted to keep him around doing scheduling so they just banned him from being on camera.
Gotta keep brand safety in mind at all times.
>>714714667How come the back row guy doesn't find it funny?
>>714714734we live in sad times
>>714714873Huh? I don't have anything to do with this.
>>714715005imagine the smell
>37 year old grandpas watching
grim
Grrrr I just wanna punch Nazis, I hate Nazis so much like my dad who voted Republican. He told me cutting off my dick so I can be a real girl was a bad idea and I should stop talking to all those people online who keep encouraging me, what does he know? I'm just gonna keep jacking it to porn (I'm a lesbian btw), but if I had the chance to punch a Nazi, I'd be so happy. Kill Nazis.
you can't take damage during the autoscroller?
>>714715147you are not ready anon
>no need to shoot back
great fucking game
its my birthday by the way :)
>>714715387>tfw I'm 46the march of time is cruel
>>714715463fail states are gatekeepy and toxic, chud
Why are you tracking money from your dumb extension? Who cares?
>>714715387if you were watching back in the old old days you are at least this old now, most of the oldheads are at least this old
>Jumping onto a moving fighter plane then having a fistfight with the copilot
That's fucking retarded even by Indiana Jones standards.
>>714715519kissless hugless virgin
>>714715480Are you always like this?
Why...why wouldn't the pilot just tip the plane a bit to throw indy off?
>>714714001>"work" from homeYou don't work
>commentator said there are 3 movies
>there are actually 5 and more if you count the young indiana jones movies
why run a movie game when they don't watch the movies?
>>714715584based arch-mage
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anyone else racing the vod?
>>714715480got a bf? a cute bf?
do you want one?
>>714715463I'll give the game the benefit of the doubt and assume that on anything that isn't the easy mode you will fail that section if you do nothing.
Game still looks fucking shit though.
>Deltarune as the closing act
>chapters 1+2
>>714715668There's three movies like there are three Star Wars movies.
>>714715668earlier he joked about the movies after 3 not existing
>>714715679the mage-path chose me. I grew up in a very rural area and was always the odd one out. only moved away 5 years ago and now I'm in a small town without any social contacts at all
>>714715668>counting movies 4 and 54 is debatable but what kind of simpleton counts 5 as a real Indiana Movie?
>>714715717it's bait, 3 and 4 are the bonus incentive
and they are not good speedruns
>>714715684damn I miss esa
>>714715806Why aren't you a speedrunner yet, anon?
It's basically your life's calling.
>>714715717Good to know I can duck out before the final run, thanks.
>>714715684Making your own excitement, I like it
HOLY SHIT CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP ABOUT ESA ESA ESA
>>714715835I know.
I watch that faggot occasionally.
>You can't fail
Is it even a game then? More like a film
Had to drive to a friend's place right as the banjo kazooie run was ending. Anything notable happen since?
Im falling asleep, see you for Quake 64
>>714715957um you're in the ESA discord general sweetie
>>714715717>chapter 2pure ludokino
>>714715957calm down Matt
>>714715989I got to World 2 in Kirby's Adventure on NES
>>714715978some kinda movie-game...
>>714715957Maybe when GDQ is half as good I will
>>714715957Have you heard about our speedrunning savior, Dogwater Runs?
>nazis and fascists
>nazis and fascists
>nazis and fascists
>>714716029This is not the thread, fellow schizo.
>>714715828he didn't even know what movie "sorry son they got us" line is from and didn't acknowledge the "get off my plane" line from air force one a couple minutes later. He doesn't watch movies which is just baffling to me why you would waste your life speedrunning this kind of game that he isn't even the target audience for
>>714716053It already surpassed ESA in being not boring
>birthday shoutout
oh boy some attention whoring where total strangers have to say happy birthday to be poli-
>for his dog
man, what the fuck
>>714715989Almost choked and went over estimate on the final boss. Post-run exhibition was an embarrassing disaster and he cut it short (donation incentive btw)
Does GDQ promote boring moviegames like this just so they have more time for donos?
>>714716151is her baby, get with the times chud
>havnt watched gdq in years
>first donation is a dog birthday
holy fuck these faggots havn't changed
>>714716151Dog owners are mentally ill
>>714715957I better see you at Dogwater nigga
>incentive not met yet
Get ready for 2 hours of stalling
>>714716242Nah, they run Pokemon games instead.
>>714716151my hecking furbaby
>>714716151childless 40 year old women should be eradicated
What was the Evolution of GDQ?
>>714715057>so desperate to censor some background bikini tits that they throw up an epilepsy warning
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>>714715957to be fair they are dominating this race
Where's a Fate of Atlantis speedrun instead?
>>714716040Nice, that's a good game. Are you playing on emulator or hardware?
>>714716371the usual circlejerk
>>714716437Why doesn't GDQ have flags yet? Bloodthunder is canadian right?
>>714716536I'd be down for a Indiana Jones Desktop Adventures speedrun.
>>714716371A homegrown event about new speedrun tricks that also benefit charity to a corporate internet entertainment charity event run by theater kids
>>714716565I'm playing on heckin' RetroArch, Anon. Checkin out old NES games that I missed as a child.
>>714716584flags are nationalism
That's toxic
>>714716437ESA bros, the GDQ chad could beat our moviegame runner in a fight...How do we recover?
Just woke up. Qrd on first 6 hours?
Enjoy this great final boss.
>>714716437You're watching an invalidated run. He fucks up the last skip and opens the command console.
>>714716390He's switching to an Everdrive, which he accidentally said the name out loud. He asked them to turn off the screen.
>>714716636Ah, but how about Yoda Stories speedrun?
Where's the nude of this GDQ girl? Saw one recently, can't find it
>>714716584Americans don't know the flags of other countries, as we've seen with being baffled at stuff like the Czech Republic flag.
>>714716371Basement > Hotel > Hotel Ballroom > Dilation stations
>>714716368Just give them pitbulls.
>>714716696That'd be cool too, both games are pretty awesome and deserve to not be forgotten.
>physics tied to frame rate in 202X
Choking...I'm....choking!
How long has that air raid siren been going on for and why is everything getting rusty?
Man I hope the nazis win, this game is funky like gargled balls
its just like tomb of giants
>>714716636>>714716696How would you speedrun them given they're randomized?
>>714716658sounds like it's time for DJF to put another jobber through a table
>>714716715Speak for yourself I memorize these flags so I can be an expert racist
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I like the fag voice on the one guy
>>714716917?? How does random prevent you going fast?
this looks like boomer slop
>Y-YOU ARE A NAZI!
millenialslop
>>714716997Randomizer runs are universally shit no exceptions
>insulting a self proclaimed nazi by calling him a nazi
wew lad
>>714717034I cant manifest future charts
>>714716848The best part about that run is the game went:
>Are you crazy?>Dude in a silk dress
>>714716584don't open that pandoras box...
>>714716997Just the basic layout of the games being an randomized item chain, you can't really "run" that.
>>714717034quake 64 should be fun
>>714716848shit, i thought this was the "men in a silk dress" clip
>>714717135Hey, I recognize that Rick and Morty joke.
>>714716928Do not mess with Dylan...Your tables will be broken...
>>714717158If fighting game events are anything to go by, GDQ would be all just pride flags
>>714715461I'm 40, just tell me what it's called.
>>714717158>rubber pride>leather pride>bdsm Those needs a flag?
how has machinegames not gotten closed down yet
>>714716703Best I can do
The turbo-janny here might be getting paid by GDQ staff or is affiliated and signed up to be a janny specifically just for GDQ threads
If he's doing it for free all I got to say is lol
@Mods check this janny out, has he ever even been active before? Or in any other threads?
>>714716848The truly depressing thing is it's mathematically impossible for it to get the same lines to pop up in the same spot, so they did it for nothing.
>>714716917They're not completely random, it's pretty easy to identify the patterns.
>>714717158Where's the white pride flag?
i wish magic artifacts were real
>>714717352I'm sure there's an ESL pride flag too, anon.
>>714717034I guess I'm heading to bed myself, gonna tune in for Mega Man X4 and Castlevania
what was the race result ESA anon?
Shit run. Shit first day. Goodnight
wew boys we have had four runs, better run a recap
>>714717352>those needs a flag
>>7147173874chanx doesnt work for me anymore for seeing posts/uploads, what do the kids today use?
>dead thread
rip
we will never be free from checkpoint cringe
>>714717180This was years later when the dumbasses in charge of tech thought it would pull the same lines as the last time it was on, so they did that.
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