Thread 714708303

No Choking edition

Previous: >>714700063

Last Game: Banjo Kazooie Choke Exhibition
Next Game: India Jones and the Good Circle
Later: Avowed

Someone post the chart plz

previous >>714700063

TINYTIM SPOTTED

>>714708303 (OP)
Prostagma?

>Dark GDQ
What’s with the shitty lighting?

>>714708469
HOYP

flipendo!

>>714708529
I think they forgot the lights, shit looks ridiculous

>>714708303 (OP)
I'm in

Can someone give me the lore on webm related?
And link me the sound version?

who thought this segment was a good idea?

When are the comfy runs?

i dont get zelda games, they are shitty action games, shitty rpgs and shitty puzzle games

>>714708370
It's only four runs old you sick fuck.

>>714708529
the normal lighting is fucking grilling, maybe they relized it wouldn't smell so bad if everyone wasn't sweating on stage

What was the moment you realized "im old and no longer understand young people"?

>>714708469
Please save us with another Dizzy run, Tim.

I’m up next guys, wish me luck!

i haven't watched since cavemen and the tranny invasion
how is it now?

>>714708529
It's the "prize dungeon"

>>714708529
It's been like this for years. The gloomy background contrasts with ESA's usual purple or blue lighting

>

>>714708690
never, im old and young people dont understand me

>>714708303 (OP)
That's a great pic, OP.

Also can we finally stop pretending Banjo Kazooie was anything spectacular? It was fine, but over it's not really all that great.

>>714708696
Hope you go over estimate and get mercykilled

>>714708690
Is this movie good, will it make me feel old, or both

>>714708695
Please pray that Tim makes it to ESA Winter

>>714708626
The webm tells you the lore tho?

>>714708696
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear they decided to go with the porn set aesthetic for the interview area.

about to speedrun pulling the trigger

I have an irrational hatred Mr Shasta. I don't even think he's a bad guy, just something about him pisses me off.

>>714708690
I understand them, I just hate them

big shalom on the left

>>714708626
It's an overrated, overposted moment. Someone is overly proud of editing a one minute video. Just disregard it.

Of those people talking right now, which are female and which are male

>>714708626
>lore
guy fucks up
comes back later
doesn't fuck up
/lore

>>714708626
kek he died with zero continues remaining or something and had to restart the run, notice the timer. 46 minutes into like a 3 or 4 hour run. It was mercy killed. The quote is from the troon on the couch literally asking what do we do now since he blew it. It was fucking kino

Just smoked some weed lads.

Please grats

>>714708750
grim
full-on corporate sellout mode
all the sane people left the staff except for spike and sent, and have been replaced by attention-seeking theater kids
schedule is extremely ass
few good runners left

>>714708303 (OP)
miggin'

>>714708776
I don't know what he expected to happen

>>714708784
>Please pray that Tim makes it to ESA Winter
He's said he's doing a lot better this year, he just got conflu last week.

>>714708776
lol

>>714708665
lmao

wait this isnt the checkpoint? how much yapping have they planned

>>714708876
DUDE

>>714708690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGrfhsxxmdE

I was born old, I never understood people

>>714708529
Its tailored to OLED chads

The artist of Ammy in the last thread (who is my friend, I'm definitely not him!) wants to know what else you'd like to see during the marathon. He'll probably upload to catbox in the future, or post in one of the anchor threads in /ic/ or wherever they are now.

He's working on the apron now.

>>714708469
Love TinyTim :)

>>714708762
It’s fine to have the stage be dark, but the interview/prize room should be better lit no?

So is this Indiana Jones game any good

>>714708696
Good luck anon

>>714708626
The power of friendship allowed a man to rise above transwomen

>>714708818
He's a furry. Or if he isn't, he just exudes that furry aura. You know the kind.

>>714708853
thanks anon

Of course the tranny is shouting out another tranny

migged

>>714708818
I'm pretty sure he's a furry and has that vibe he jerks off to diapers or something

IM A HEADBANGA

>>714708626
SGDQ 2022, the Game Over
https://youtu.be/mRTs0HvUjvI?t=2835

A year and a half later at AGDQ 2024, he returned for redemption
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LvMEKqc7xw

>>714708690
All the shit talking the Banjo runner did about the N64.

Thoughts on Greg so far?

This is uncomfortable to watch

Why is melo dressed like a cottonpicker

>>714708762
It's less dark now than cave-mode earlier by at least 50%

OH MY GOD ITS FREAKING GREG!!!!

The Black Pedo desperate for clout that doesn't speedrun. Wowie.

these people think they are stars, but they arent
i think

>>714708947
plum

I just turned off the stream.

I will not tolerate a tranny.

How come the intermissions are so long? just move on to the next run

>1 hour of this
why? who thought this was a good idea

>>714708947
I realise that GDQ has no iconography attached to it that I like.

Can he come up with a GDQ mascot? Perhaps a stopwatch-themed cartoon character like an old ESA thread suggested?

HYPE! Are you enjoying the runs? Reply "GREGGG!" to this post! Let's get a train going!

part of me thought this segment would have been some clips from older gdqs over the years
of course that would make too much sense, the evolution of gdq is talking about circlejerking current gdq

The fact Melo can't even commit to this retarded bit and immediately went back to zesty nigga mode
>Started off as a chat janny
CLEAN IT UP

>>714709070
indian mario

>>714708947
anon who made the original request here
thanks, it looked nice!

>>714709072
first gdq?
it was always the same shit
but now it's filled with """"females"""

>>714709040
wdym? this is just his mariosona

Can't stand this disney african urkel nigga

THEY'RE HERE

i miss sent, bros

DIS NIGGA WEARING COVERALLS

you faggots only want to talk about trannies
i miss esa threads

>>714709070
forced meme personified

>I feel seen
What does this even mean? Why would I want to be "seen"?

this intro is way too long
when do they fuck

God I fucking hate hearing the words "safe space."
No place is safe. Ever.

this event made me realize how much of a circle jerk the speedrunning community is
holy fuck no wonder why theres so many trannies

>>714708690
I don't try to use their vernacular and I don't use slang from my generation either when I talk to them. Amazing how well that seems to work when you talk in complete sentences and articulate instead of trying to make yourself sound a certain way to sound cool or hip regardless of generation.

To answer the question, when DBZ because old and people talked about MHA and Chainsaw Man. Bringing up Goku and Vegeta is liking bringing up Speed Racer and Astro Boy when I was younger.

when work or an event calls people "family" I get very cautious

>They're actually acknowledging the theater kid bullshit now
Huh, wasn't expecting that level of self-awareness

>chat mod
>part of it for 11 years
>actually it's more like 6
>doesn't speedrun
He needs to fuck off.

>>714709241
it means the attention whore was fed attention

>most unfunny guy you know: i've always been a huge fan of live comedy
>also I used to be a chat mod for gdq to make sure people weren't having too much fun

>>714709070
HOOOOOOOOOOOONK OOOOOOOOOOOOOORB GREEEEEEEEEG

Where the fuck is the crowd?????

>>714709096
I actually prefer having intermissions (with hosting talk-segments) that run a little longer to break up the monotony of run after run one after the other.

They rented such a big room, will they ever fill it?

THICC SPOTTED

>>714709072
You got a reaction gif of her D: face?

I wonder if late night runs will be better
The huge crowd of autists really kills the vibe

>opening show ends
>room completely empties out
90% of the people at these events dont care about games or the runs

>the evolution of GDQ
lmao theyre really pushing this agenda huh. What are they evolving from exactly? The troons did irreparable damage years ago

LIVE AND LEARN

>>714709397
the huge crowd of autists in question...

chibi didnt bring condoms this time hes gonna raw dog caveman and get xer boipregnant.... chibibros, we cant stop winning...

One day someone will create a twitch extension that is somehow able to mute the stream between runs
Today is not that day

>>714709382
it's never even close to full outside of the start and ending

>>714709296
Come on bro, how could you forget THE Dark Soul 2 $2 MILLION DOLLARS moment! It's iconic, Melo is a part of GDQ history.

>>714708880
i see what you mean by theater kids now. holy shit

>>714708893
>>714709167
man I felt so sorry for him
Imagine having to deal with that attention whore
There were even some minor e-celebs trying to get their whiteknights to harass him over it a year or so later when that vid got passed around

>>714709387
please specify which chair she sat in, urgently

>>714709409
It's all about how much money they make

>>714709405
fucking grim

just woke up
did anything funny happen yet

>everybody is leaving

Why? Don't they want to see nazis getting punched?

>>714709405
Ironically, /v/ is more engaged in the event than the people who made the effort to physically attend

finna grab a burger during intermission, where should I go friends?

>>714709272
>this event
For the past decade more than half the people who come dont even watch runs and just come to party with each other

HERES HOW YOU DONATE

>already 76k
ESA sisters.....

>>714709539
hell

>>714709520
casual fans who don't know they're missing bloodthunder kino

>>714709548
dont forget the orgies

>>714709518
uh there was a furry on screen during okami

>>714709502
Godspeed, sniffer

>>714709539
I got a burger from Wendy's after going to the gym during the Okami run. Ideally you'd just make one yourself.

can you even speedrun a game like this

>>714709587
He's a bit dry commentary wise but his runs are always comfy

>>714709260
It's the cry of a soft predator. "Safe space" means two things; to let your guard down, and to have ensured control.

>>714709451
>>714709520
Why do they keep doing side shots when they put so much effort into trying to keep up the illusion of a packed crowd during the runs?

>>714709548
yeah i would be too because of how much they police the "stadium"
remember that guy in a wheelchair being taken away because he had a digital prompt with funny le memes on it

>>714709070
That's that loud guy from the other years. Gruesome Melo or whatever.

>>714709486
How could I forget

>>714709291
You can tell it pissed him off as derogatory; his expression instantly changed.

>>714709560
100k of that is corporate (yetee) that theyre slowly going through btw

Americans are still wearing masks in the year of 2025?

>>714709560
People are still surprised that GDQ absolutely mogs ESA and RTAinjapan in donations? What?

>>714709412
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2mFvwDTTt0

>>714709518
two bad runs, decent banjo-kazooie run followed by a trainwreck showcase
Nothing was really that funny though.

>>714709560
>d-donation total doesn't matter! it's not like it's the most obvious metric of success for a charity event!
>our guberment provides everything so yuros aren't used to donating to things!

>>714709623
it's a bethesda game so it should be buggy as fuck

HOYPE

>beat saber kungfufruitcup
Is she going to wear a sweatshirt around her waist again like a tease

>>714709621
so glad this piece of shit is banned

What is wrong with this host's voice? Sounds pitch-shifted.

>>714709671
Fuck it was such a good run outside of the hosting too

>indiana jones
>avowed

who wanted this

>>714709621
lmao

>>714709397
Sometimes it’s cool, like AGDQ’s Ocarina run by ZFG. Well deserved crowd for that dude.

>>714709395
D:

>>714708893
>MANY OF YOU MAY HAVE NOTICE I AM KNITTING
>ONE DAY I HYPOTHETICALLY COULD GET CANCER

who else #here

>>714709518
They had a nice choice of starting games but only the Banjo run was okay, and even then your mileage may vary. Take a look at the schedule and decide for yourself how much you want to see an Indiana Jones speedrun

>>714709671
People were saying that this guy's soul was leaving his body, but in all honesty I think he was just happy to be on GDQ primetime as a BR streaming straight from the Amazon. It seemed like he was more confused than anything.

>>714708690
First wave was when I noticed things like Twitch, Tiktok, and "streamers" becoming really popular and I could hardly understand the appeal.

But the final realization is when that same thing happened with Vtubers and I REALLY couldn't understand the appeal. I'm out of touch, it happened to me, and I'm okay with that.

>b-but it's just parasocial relationships bro!
yeah I get it but i'd rather just play video games alone than watch some retard do it with a bunch of other retards in the chat. I'm old I guess!

>>714709609
>>714709710
alright glad i didn't miss anything important

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>>714708303 (OP)
>Next: Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
>Later: Avowed
Are we also getting Oblivion Remastered and Doom the Dark Ages today too?

>>714709621
>pic
im not reading that can i get a qrd

I hate this schedule. Why does the shitty top bit take up so much of my screen, why can't I hide it and actually see the games. Why the fuck are the blocks so big, why can I only see a fraction of the games in a single day. Why the fuck do I see vastly more blank space than space used for the actual info I want to see.
FUCK this piece of shit

>>714709695
It's polite to wear one if you're sick. This is a common practice in civilized countries.

>>714709738
has she gotten bigger?

>>714709760
Don't worry the a couple trannies will be doing a 4 hour pokemon race in a couple days!

Why didn't they set up the next game during the yapping time?

Imagine the threesum

>indiana jones
>avowed
it's time for me to leave the house

>>714709621
oh my god it's this fucking faggot

>>714709743
follow your instincts, fox

Oh hay it's this game that started the movie game argument some days ago when it was on at ESA.

This is NOT bravely default music this is Sagat's theme

>>714709520
people only go for the convention shit, no one actually cares about the runs except the big ones the GDQ staff tells everyone to go to

>>714709770
Thanks anon

>>714709908
relax anon, it's still MIA ever since "the incident"

Something about the title of the Indiana Jones game makes me laugh. "Great Circle" feels so simple of a descriptor. Compared to "Temple of Doom" and "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and "Last Crusade" etc. it falls a bit flat as a title. Just me?

>>714709072
>>714709770
A Rosarian in the GDQ thread? What the frig

>>714709520
Usually between runs you go to walk around, go to the practice room to watch practice runs/play games, arcade room, board game room

>>714709760
me

>>714709285
>Bringing up Goku and Vegeta is liking bringing up Speed Racer and Astro Boy when I was younger.
Is it really though? Goku and Vegeta are still fucking everywhere, Dragonball is still having movies, shows and whatever made. Dragon Ball Sparking Zero sold great for a fighting game and generated a ton of hype. I don't talk to TOO many zoomers but most of them are aware of Dragonball's legacy even if they prefer one piece or whatever. Astro Boy just never reached the worldwide highs of someone like Goku is arguably spongebob/mario tier when it comes to recognizeable characters, especially on an international level.

HOOOOOOOIIIIIIYYYYYYPPPPEEEEEE

this merch is so dogshit. especially that deltarune pin

>>714709837
>Beat Saber with Kungfu slam pig at 1 AM on a Sunday
fuck these dudes.... putting the coomer run that late when everyone works tomorrow... someone make clips please....

Holy shit they stole Goosebert from ESA!

>>714709840
It does make it funny that anons get very /pol/ about masks whenever an RTA is on.

>>714709924
That run was so bad that not a SINGLE poster commented on the fact he fucked up the final skip twice and just opened the console and warped to the final boss, which would have put him way overestimate otherwise.
And that final boss with the kicking is legitimately one of the worst final bosses I've ever seen, and I've beaten Ghost Warrior 1.

>Your favorite games including Stardew Valley, Undertale, Deltarune, Hollow Knight and Celeste
Stop being stereotypical

YETEE HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

>>714709621
>I cried when we hit $3m
I cannot imagine the thought process here. How do you get so emotional, assuming they're not like, making it up for some sort of virtue signaling

>>714709972
Indiana Jones and the Wet Plank
Indiana Jones and the Yoga Ball
Indiana Jones and the Blank piece of Paper

>>714709520
Nobody cares about the games made after 2005.

>>714710029
They can have the stupid fucking thing.

>>714709804
>2024
Wtf I was there last year, recognize the venue with the cherries. Which one of you autists was it

>>714709621
This was a troll, I assume.

INDIANA JONES HYPE!
#punchanazi

>>714710029
>yfw metako makes a surprise appearance not in ESA, but in SGDQ

how many punch nazis jokes will be made

Finally we get to the next run. Damn this is taking too long

>>714709835
Jesus dude it's like two sentences.

>Hopefully this runs gonna be...
>It's always a pleasure to be back on stage

>Easy mode

Ok see you faggots later.

>>714709760
indie is actually a great movie game if you liked the movies

I already seen this walking sim at ESA though

>>714710189
>>714710164
>already made at something that hasn't happened
Sad existance

is the runner cam washed out or is bloodthunder just a fucking vampire?

>>714709924
>>714710059
I must have wiped that from my mind. Holy shit, I'm sure it's a fun game casually but do not speedrun this shit

>>714710212
on god it's too long homie

>>714710029
let's be real, goosebert was always a GDQ forced meme at heart

>speedrunning a game with a ton of cutscenes and animation locks
lmao

I preferred Indiana Jones and The Cool Square

>>714710214
Comoli owes me sex

why would you make this game first person

didnt last GDQ pull 100k viewers on opening day? what the heck happened

>>714710257
I could look at this girl for the next 90 minutes and have a better time than if I stuck around for this run

>>714710334
Its fun

NUMBERS

>>714710363
mirrors edge is fun, this is not it

>>714710334
Microsoft is retarded, hence why they just laid off over 9,000

>>714710262
GDQ stands for Ghouls Dhampyrs and Queers anon

this game kinda sucked tbqh desu

>>714710363
but you paid 200283098213 million for harrison ford's likeness

>>714710360
movie for reference

>indiana jones
I just watched this at ESA and it was boring as fuck there too
Fucking moviegames

>>714710386
this is also fun

>>714710349

lol GDQ hasn't had 100K viewers in years

this aint a speedrun homie

>>714710349
GDQ hasn't been pulling numbers for ages, it's dying
None of the big speedrunners want to be any part of it anymore, and even speedrunning in general is kinda dying because turns out challenge runs are more fun to watch than speedruns

>>714710349
viewership has been on a steady decline for years now
> why
Guess we'll never know anon. Must be the work of bigots

>>714710252
yes but I seriously doubt it's an interesting speedrun like most new games

When is the Starfield speedrun? I don't see it on the schedule

>>714710396
What!? Over 9000!

>>714710258
There's 1

>>714710360
>>714710447
pretty good

>>714710480
pic unrelated?

nazibros...

YEAH WE HATE NAZIS AM I RIGHT FELLAS?

>>714710258
Well, what do you have to say now?

>>714710434
on god

I have an irrational hatred of Indiana Jones, especially when gestalted by Ford, I have absolutely no idea why, I have this thing where I just hate certain people for seemingly no reason, It's like the extreme opposite of "love at first sight".

I hate modern UI
that's all

oh no no no chuds

>>714710572
You called?

>>714710585
Hell yeah brother

any drama yet its the only reason i check these threads.

>>714710615
yeah because nazis are the bad guys

>>714710487
>challenge runs are more fun to watch than speedruns
Is this a thing? Where are these organised? Am I living under a rock?

>>714710487
>challenge runs are more fun to watch than speedruns
Shittiest take of 2025 award

>>714710487
Some french only speedrun event manages to pull 10 million euro in donations
And that one is only 3 days long

>>714710674
Proof?

>>714710615
yes, Nazis are meant to be made fun of

>>714710594
That seething before a single mention is still pathetic, retard

>>714710674
sometimes the bad guys are in the right

didnt they play this at ESA? it sucked then too

>>714710705
The Holocaust. Now fuck off

>>714710463

according to the alligator GDQ comparison thing the last time they hit 100K viewers was during the SGDQ 2022 finale...ever since then they've hit 90K a handful of times

>>714710705
they wear red

>>714710675
Twitch and youtube, basically all the big streamers that used to do speedruns are doing challenge runs instead, there's barely any speedrunners that get views for speedruns anymore

>>714710752
>You want proof? here's something that never happened. now fuck off!

>>714710767
Nazis stole the red-color thang from the commies yo

>>714710680
Citation?

>>714710752
were you there?

>>714710752
Don't you trannies want Palestine to be free'd? Why are you complaining when someone else is trying to fix the problem?

>>714708947
Maybe stuff related to the runs themselves, since GSQ has no real mascot or related character. I know I'd be happy for some Roll during Megaman Maker or Kuromi and My Melody during Hello Kitty.

>>714710743
>seething
They just predicted something and it ended up happening. You were the one seething in any case.

/v/, you're boring today.

Is there a single game that doesn't have violence of any kind?

>>714710867
>YEAH FUCK NAZIS
>...BUT ALSO FUCK JEWS AND FREE PALESTINE!!

>>714710949
tetris

Have we actually gotten any Free Palestine donations yet? I've had it on mute

gun to your head, you have to pick between Jaidlyn and Kungfu

>>714710925
disingenuous as best, retarded at worst
they wouldn't have brought it up if they were red with rage before the run even began

>>714710949
Pong

>>714710949
Harvest moon back to nature.

>>714710487
that and if someone cant actually complete a run of the game they just make a branch category
>I beat the first 5 minutes which is a brand new record category set by me I'm also the moderator of this category so any runs have to be reviewed by me specifically
>others see this and start beating it
>until someone cant beat the first 5 minutes
>then the vicious cycle continues and a new category is created

>>714710705
They spoke German or Italian. Can't trust anyone who speaks that language.

>>714710936
It's not our job to entertain you.

>>714710349
apart from gdq being shit, twitch viewership is also in decline

>>714710949
tetris

>>714711015
PERSONA!

>>714711015
obviously the one on the right. not wall'd yet

>>714710572
Yeah… sorry.

>>714710743
It seems more like a prediction, one that was accurate

>>714711067
Good, I hope the website dies

The chat for GDQ on Twitch is cancer. Is anyone on here having their own chat that isn't me constantly refreshing the page?

>>714711015
Pull the trigger, I'm not picking.

>>714710949
Sakarin villapaitapeli

>>714711018
Excellent projection. Would watch again.

>>714711015
I take the bullet

>>714710936
>/v/, you're boring today.
>today

>>714710949
Marvin's Mittens comes to mind, though it's the wrong time of year for it.

Noms XD

>>714711036
You didn't see the Pong run from the other day, they were fucking up penguins and everything.

>>714710949
There's like an entire indie genre of that right now.
Asides from that you have your harvest moons and animal crossings of course.

>>714711242
indy.. easy on the croissants..

>>714711242
Fatfuck Jones.

>>714711167
>constantly refreshing the page

>>714711042
also challenge runs tend to have more entertaining and easy to understand fail states and are purely for entertainment so few people on a challenge run are going to try and go "weelll teeeechnically"

No, you get hit on a no-hit run, run's over, simple as

The conference hall already looks gutted.

Oh boy are we starting the GDQ numbers doomerism early this year?

Get in on it and lets chart the disaster as it happens

https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq/

>>714710949
most games arent violent

>>714710875
https://zevent.fr/

>>714711015
Kungfu, easily. I don't need the gun, brother.

What a boring category

>>714710949
animal crossing

>>714710949
Rockband

>>714711290
Auto refresh doens't help because it doesn't scroll to the bottom

Should I stop watching my fan-fiction to watch Todd Howard Jones

Fake clapping?
Really?

Anyone got the graphs from ESA? I completely missed the event due to work.

>>714711359
You murder bugs and fish in animal crossing, and can sabotage the environment to create traps for people.

>>714711382
>hit the notes

Boxxy mentioned???!!!?!1?!

>>714711460
no you don't you catch them and display them

>>714711460
>You murder bugs and fish in animal crossing
you dont

>>714710949
Tetris

one more hour of this shit

>>714710654
The people's furry is the only notable thing so far

>>714711167
This is effectively twitch chat for me. Do you actually go through and read chat on twitch? It's 95% spam by design.

Is this game fun casually?

>>714711460
You can't assume the bugs and fish are killed since at any time they can be removed from your inventory at which point they appear in an aquarium or cage and are alive.

>>714711015
I'll fuck Fu

>>714711242
Now make the runner get wider with each bite

You now remember that a new Indy movie came out 2 years ago.

>>714711351
the fuck

>Host interrupting the run to hype some "milestone" bullshit
I did not miss this during ESA.

>>714711407
they're both fanfic really

CHOKE

>>714711505
You definitely kill cockroaches in your house, the only way to get rid of them is to step on them.

CHOKE

a nervous couch commentator really takes you out of it

I don't know what's sadder, the fact this is the best the games industry has to offer from the past year or that gdq is desperate enough to let this slop into its opening night.
>>714711605
It's okay, if you like Indiana Jones you'll probably enjoy it

>>714711612
why does she have the incel mouth lines

>>714711617
anon the last indiana jones came out 1989

>>714711167
trihex has a poverty chat still, it's a bit cucked since gdq threatened him and all the other channels that host/restream gdq if they didn't moderate their chats better

>>714711612
only if you can solve her riddle

>>714711351
This doesn't say speedrunning anywhere on the page.

>>714710875
>>714711351
>>714711659
nvm that one isn't a speedrun event, "just" a charity game event
I forgot the name of the big french speedrun thing, they also pulled in quite a bit of money but not that much

>>714711803
She wanted him to cross his legs the same way she had hers crossed

>>714711691
What you gain with no donation interruptions you lose by having to listen to awkward eurosmells garbling every word they speak

>>714711840
>I forgot the name of the big french speedrun thing, they also pulled in quite a bit of money but not that much
Wasn't that the one that was run by some French celebrity?

>>714711804
>>714711840

>>714711870
but why
that is the riddle

>>714710949
Zachtronics games (Opus Magnum)
Balatro and its clones
Talos Principle

Basically puzzle games mainly

>>714711570
If only there was some kind of second stream...

>>714711803
>>714711870
women...

>>714711783
> gdq threatened him and all the other channels that host/restream gdq if they didn't moderate their chats better

Wait, for real? When did this happen

lol I didn't even realize a GDQ was happening

Invincible Todd

NOOOOOOOOOOO THE CANDYMAN!!!!!

I just realized their prime time game on the first day isn't even a speedrun. That's pretty brazen.

>>714711015
I’m a J-head

>>714711603
No. But this takes too much attention. I'm trying to play MTG Arena.

so someone else has a birthday today

>>714711943
if only gdq wasnt shit in general

>>714711901
True true

>>714712085
Eva Green

GUYS PLEASE DONATE FOR THE AVOWED GOOD ENDING WE'RE STILL ONLY AT 50%

>>714710949
Picross

>>714711803
I'll cross my legs anyhow she likes if she bobs on my cock for a while

9XT2X-YCG*5-4IHRG -N
KAY*D-WRVP0-2N67Z -P
HQLT5-MV*L9-T35IT -0

Xbox
J4J23-D7CKK-JG3VJ-**4HX-R6CCZ -gg

>>714711964
does that really surprise you? matt constantly tries to police even events with 0 affeliations or relation to GDQ
Of course they are gonna try to purge watchparties of wrongthink

>>714711901
>american can't understand accented english

>4 runs in
>ESA already won

>The only accomplishment of your entire adult life is speedrunning a bunch of random action-adventure games
Based or cringe?

>>714711964
many years ago now, like years before covid
I think it happened because forsen's chat kept shitting on the gdq trannies

>>714709879
fuckin nauseating

>>714712164
Well the bar isn't high..

Your cracker bullets aint SHIT yt boy

>>714711941
>Zachtronics games
Not all of them, I think Spacechem has you fueling a rocket to fire at some alien thing to kill it.

>>714712175
based, I shan't throw stones

whos announcer girl?

>>714712156
It would be fine if you didnt all sound like down syndrome patients

>>714712164
Feels like events having a shitty first day is the norm unless the others break the curse.

>lost blimpKINO
hurts every day

>>714712139
>product owned on all three games
i think i need to stop buying games

>>714712139
Thanks friend, I got the lot. Some actual cool shit there too.

>>714712164
Won what?
Donations, nah
Good runs, no, the first day was fucking awful

This shit is putting me to sleep homies

>>714712139
>shit up my library with random stolen third worlder games
nah

Welp, this game is a snooze fest.

>>714712073
What deck are you running?

>>714712239
wait a minute
>he/him/his
what the fuck?

>>714710875
>>714711351
>>714711659
>>714711840
SpeeDons is a french speedrunning marathon
They made 2.2 million euros this year and pulled almost 80k viewers

>>714712040
Really makes you appreciate that banjo kazooie run. I would fucking ban any Speedrun that doesn't involve actually challenging speed tech if I could
>>714712175
As long as you have a good life surrounding speed running and it isn't the only thing that keeps you going then that's great imo. Most people have zero accomplishments, outside their job, if you have a hobby you're accomplished in that you love that's great
>>714712240
Yeah and in exa whatever you hack implants and make them do stuff that is sometimes violent. Still it's mostly non violent, glad he's coming back to game dev.

>>714712486
i know its hard to believe but they have male runners (non-trans) in this

>we have time to read donations
i forgot how much i hate this phrase

>>714712486
gay as fuck (m*n are gay)

>>714712143
coolmatty is such an insufferable douche on a level no one has ever seen before

>>714712365
>>714712393
There were actually were decent game games

>>714712471
Boros Equipment. Alternatively if I'm feeling it a Chocobo Deck

I hate her voice

>>714712589
shit you didnt want from some terrible bundle?

>>714712548
no I mean everyone usually just settles on he/him

>>714712143
I'm sure he normally refrains on commenting now that he lost his fat fingers lmao. Shit like this makes me lose whatever sympathy I had for the blob, hopefully the next round of sepsis finishes him off

>>714712535
>glad he's coming back to game dev.
I kind of wish he'd be all "fuck it, lets finish Infiniminer".

>>714709695
Indoor events full of people who flew in are pretty easy to get sick at

>>714712143
I hope the next one kills him

>>714712597
I assume Standard? How's that feeling? I hear tell UB decks are popular, but obviously things will take a bit to settle out after the bans.

>>714712143
The fun part of him getting into a bitchy fight with Planks is they're both complete dicks.

>twitch says my prime sub is available today
>still not available

>>714710257
>make great girl both in design and personality
>completely waste her in a homo series
I will never forgive japan and its fujoshi

>>714712695
Normally I'd say that's hecking problematic but for all intents and purposes coolmatty is the reason GDQ became soulless

>>714712519
How? Just, how?

>>714712761
It's alright. The meta is an aggro hellscape. No matter the color, you're trying to win by turn 5.

That has NEVER happened before.

>thats never happened before
oh yeah its gdq time

>>714712808
grim

>Runner dies
>Audience starts clapping

lol the announcer cut off the guy again
what a bitch

Broke: "That's never happened before"
Woke: "I messed up what I tried to do"
Bespoke: "I did it on purpose to stall out time"

>>714712865
>the 5pm Sunday dread is setting in
fucking GDQ is supposed to take my mind off it but its so boring

>>714712924
It's the gdq way
hosts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runners/runs

>>714712827

A lot of shit 100% changed when coolmatty took over the company from Mike in 2023 and not for the better

>>714712924
it's an event to raise money for charity

>>714712701
Infiniminer is such an amazing concept, shame everyone overlooks it because minecraft ripped it off. Honestly even the alpha release back then was a blast, I wouldn't mind if he just rebuilt that with no additions

Is this game even worth pirating

>>714712658
No I just wanted to give stuff away to anons.

>>714712861
Yeah, that checks out. I'd say I hope EoE will slow it down with Spacecraft, but everyone knows things are unlikely to slow down anytime soon. Though at least turn 5 is better than turn 3.

>>714709712
if you compare viewer numbers to total donations esa mogs gdq

>>714713054
I didn't get it when the Humble Store mistakenly marked it out as a free game
it sure isn't worth even a pirate on me

>>714713054
>is an AAA game worth-
no

>>714713130
5000 to 60k euros vs 50000 to 3 million dollars?

this game sucks

>>714712984
You’re watching a movie game being played on easy mode. This couldn’t distract you from a stubbed toe, never mind existential dread.

>>714713054
Machine games made one (1) good game in their entire lifetime and this is not that game.

>Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
releases
>/v/ never talks about it

Whenever /v/ as a whole ignores a major game like this I assume it must be fine or good. Is this accurate? Is this game good?

>>714713016
They are having fun!
They are enjoying it!

>>714713054
doesn't look like it

>>714713304
it's just boring

>>714713054
the enemy AI is terrible but it looks great. If it were more like deus ex like people said it would be I'd play it but it looks shit

>>714713304
It's really biased towards making nazis look like the bad guys

>>714712858
no trannys or furries

>>714713054
Yeah its fun
>>714713141
>I didnt play it, here's my thoughts on if its good or not
kek

>>714712858
> make an event by the community for the community
> people enjoy watching and donating
> runners enjoy being there
> chat is not policed to shit
> don't put corporations and LGBT bullshit first
> no scripted amateur comedy writing skits
> it's extremely successful despite being limited to "one" country
we'll never know, the reason GDQ is on a steady decline despite worldwide name recognition must be because people hate watching speedruns now. Nothing they can do

>>714713382
I can't believe I have to say this in 2025... but yes the nazis WERE the bad guys.

this looks cool
i wish i was an archeologist

>>714713304
/v/ doesn't play games

Wait how did the Nazis kill giants

>>714713398
*it sure isn't worth even a pirate on me, from the looks of it
thanks for the catch, I wouoldn't have realized my post being in half otherwise

indiana jones movies arent that good

>>714713440
Uhm you sure about that sweetycake

>>714713304
You’re browsing /v/ wrong. When /v/ doesn’t talk about a game at all that’s a bad sign. Apathy is the death of art. However, when /v/ won’t shut up about a game (I’m excluding rage bait controversies here), for good or bad, then it’s worth checking out and making up your own mind. I checked out Xenoblade Chronicles 2 after I saw consistent threads about it years after release, even though a lot of them were shitting on it, and I ended up loving it.

sexxxxxo

>>714711067
I really wonder why ESA and GDQ don't multistream to youtube. I'd jump to there in a heartbeat, twitch pisses me off royally

>>714713604
Stating your opinion as a fact is a sign of low intelligence.

>>714713083
Yeah, no. I think the aggro is here to stay.

>>714713640
>I really wonder why ESA and GDQ don't multistream to youtube.
Easier to dodge ADs, so easier to get less revenue because of it

>>714713640

GDQ has a contract with Twitch so they can't multistream

>>714713016
Reminds me of the "it doesn't matter if they misled you into paying for the venue by gifting subs, move on" thing.

>>714713421
i remember when every streamer on twitch talked aabout GDQ, everyone was hosting them after they stopped their own stream. Clips were making rounds, like the famous chair sniffer.
Now no one even mentions the event anymore, only reason i know it is happening is brcause of 4chan.

>>714713304
It's hard to rate because when the game let's you breathe it can be fun, you can see that all the mechanics are there for a good time, but it REALLY wants to string you along it's linear corridors and force feed the Indiana Jones plot which... well for Indiana Jones it aint bad but I'm here to play a fucking video game.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A

SO DO DU OLAHHH

>>714713621
The opposite of love isn't hate, it's apathy

Where's Fu, need to pound her

>>714713640
just watch on their website
no ads

>>714713661
I agree with his opinion

>>714713382
Give it a rest.

The graphics are so good but the animations are so janky that it ends up looking shitty.

>>714713440
>were
so they no longer are?

>>714713640
GDQ are contractually obligated not to, ESA like how much they can spam the ads on their main Twitch channel.

It's only stuff like BSG, ASM and Dogwater that are down for Youtube.

>>714713820
>american education

>>714713815
>le dusty grey / brown stone corridor

The graphics are shit, graphics aren't polygons, Super Mario Bros has better grafix than this slop

>>714713768
What's the opposite of hate, then? Is it apathy again?

Where can I cop that Balatro tarot card sweater???

I can't watch the stream but based on this thread I assume it's positively riveting

announcer too annoying

Shame that there aren't adventures in real life like the set pieces in Indiana Jones.
It feels grounded in reality enough that there could be elaborate puzzles and quests like this in real life, but there just aren't. No elaborate quests, no using ancient riddles and using long lost artifacts to shine lights.

It feels like something within the realm of possibility. Shame that it isn't.

>>714713907
uhh yes

>>714712865
>working from home
>gonna come up with some excuse to do so for my usual office days so I can watch all week and be here
Feels good

>>714713934
Pretty much, happened at ESA as well, nobody paid it any real attention.

>>714713687
And I doubt that there's anything coming that will bring more control archetypes up in the next set or so to challenge and slow aggro.

why does she read so strangely

>>714713604
hot take but kinda agreed, they were mid

Thanks to /k/ for the donation

>>714714008
no refunds

>>714714008
That's the one! Thanks anon, that's some slimy shit that the started hiding that right at the bottom of their stuff.

>>714713974
La mulana did that, the problem is it takes genuine skill AND historical knowledge to craft puzzles that are based on history and I doubt these swedish fucks have that ability

>>714714110
they also just kept taking them even though the "special occasion" is done

Post THE webm.. you know the one

>>714713731
I mean we obviously joke hyperbolically about it here. But GDQ so stiff and corporate nowadays it's insane.
And I am convinced that this is also the reason others probably just avoid talking about it because you just know GDQ staff would absolutely ban/antagonize you if you mention them in the wrong context and go full "protect da brand" on you.

>>714713754
There is no way the current game industry could make a game this kino again

>>714712865
>>714712984
lol wagies are funny

This host is annoying as fuck. Constantly stumbling over her words or slurring shit.

is this just uncharted: indiana jones edition?

zelda font? the fuck does that mean

>>714714167
Yeah they decided they liked just disappearing that money into their pockets.

>>714713703
>>714714008
>>714714094
>>714714110
>>714714167

>>714714001
You will be replaced by AI a year from now

>>714714294
How is it possible for a woman to have no tits, no ass, and still be this fat?

>>714714238
i can hear the tinnitus hit sound

>>714714301
Slimy piece of shit

>>714714317
>he fell for the AI meme

>>714714368
Need her

>>714714301
Reminder that they have to pay the cancellation fees because they decided to not have their event in florida because of some retarded politics.

>>714714496
> something autistic
good times

>>714714435
>Ford CEO straight up saying he's replacing all of corporate work at home jobs with AI
>same with Amazon
>Microsoft literally just laid off thousands
>meme

>>714714301
I'll never forget when this stumpy fuck went on reddit and started arguing with basically everyone in some GDQ thread

>>714714179
Here you go.

>>714714294
>>714714492
would

>>714714496
I cannot believe it's been more than a decade since this event. Where does the time fly?

>>714714619
what were you doing in reddit?

Holy fuck, I couldn't find the webm, but this is exactly like that one showing how an old game makes you nervous with platforming while a new game just makes it look like you can fall but in reality you're completely safe.

>>714714587
Jewsoft laid off people to hire jeets retard

>>714714632
Why are modern rage comics so sad

>>714714619
He still does that whenever some gdq thread gets some traction lol

>>714714538
The venue wasn't going to enforce GCQ's extra social distancing rules on attendees of other stuff, and wasn't going to stand for GDQ trying to interfere with their other customers, which is allegedly what they threatened.

So GDQ pulled out at last minute, incurring cancellation fees and everything, which they made the subs and bits pay for.

Why are all these AAA games so boring to play/watch?

This anti-fascist game still going?.. ugh.

>>714714730
That guy knew the run was going to be fucking amazing even before we did.

>>714714676
getting linked from here because this place is just reddit without usernames now

>>714714703
platforming is overrated

>>714714741
>Says tech was warning Bonesaw
>But the official GDQ account was tweeting live in support of Bonesaw mid-run
Also what did Bonesaw say that was crossing the line? Mocking some Canadian airline? Referencing Pikachu? What the fuck is wrong with you, Matty?

>>714714741
is that the mcnuggies guy?

>>714714179
Chlods!

>>714714861
>now

i took a sha’er

>>714714667
>The reactions of row 2

kek

>>714714741
What a control freak, God damn. No wonder the events are so fucking dry and boring these days

>>714714741
>>714714873

>>714714928
I am interested in the breasts of this creature.

Is this game fun?

I kind of miss WW2 games where you could kill Nazis

>>714714179
Fresh

>>714715020
>fun
fun is just a buzzword, anon

>>714714238
>Hey doc, I ne-
>Have you had your apple today?
>Huh? No, I haven-OOF!

>>714714928
Damn ESA even has a better KFFC

>>714715020
Yeah

>>714714634
ok what is this called

>>714714994

this interaction will always be the hallmark of proving GDQ thinks they're way more important to the world than they really are

>>714714741
It's similar for why Ben got fucked at ESA, except they wanted to keep him around doing scheduling so they just banned him from being on camera.

Gotta keep brand safety in mind at all times.

>>714714667
How come the back row guy doesn't find it funny?

>>714714734
we live in sad times

>>714714632
is this loss?

>>714714994
Based Rocco.

>>714714873
Huh? I don't have anything to do with this.

>>714715005
imagine the smell

>>714715005
>>714715276

>37 year old grandpas watching
grim

this run is ass

Grrrr I just wanna punch Nazis, I hate Nazis so much like my dad who voted Republican. He told me cutting off my dick so I can be a real girl was a bad idea and I should stop talking to all those people online who keep encouraging me, what does he know? I'm just gonna keep jacking it to porn (I'm a lesbian btw), but if I had the chance to punch a Nazi, I'd be so happy. Kill Nazis.

you can't take damage during the autoscroller?

new thread?

>>714715147
you are not ready anon

>no need to shoot back
great fucking game
its my birthday by the way :)

>>714715387
>tfw I'm 46
the march of time is cruel

>>714715480
got kids?

>>714715463
fail states are gatekeepy and toxic, chud

Why are you tracking money from your dumb extension? Who cares?

>>714715480
got pets?

>>714715387
if you were watching back in the old old days you are at least this old now, most of the oldheads are at least this old

>Jumping onto a moving fighter plane then having a fistfight with the copilot
That's fucking retarded even by Indiana Jones standards.

>>714715519
kissless hugless virgin

>>714715480
Are you always like this?

>>714715480
got milk?

Why...why wouldn't the pilot just tip the plane a bit to throw indy off?

>>714715480
got deez?

>>714714001
>"work" from home
You don't work

>>714715480
got a wr?

>commentator said there are 3 movies
>there are actually 5 and more if you count the young indiana jones movies
why run a movie game when they don't watch the movies?

>>714715584
based arch-mage

anyone else racing the vod?

>>714715480
got a bf? a cute bf?
do you want one?

>>714715463
I'll give the game the benefit of the doubt and assume that on anything that isn't the easy mode you will fail that section if you do nothing.
Game still looks fucking shit though.

>Deltarune as the closing act
>chapters 1+2

>>714715684
lol

>>714715668
There's three movies like there are three Star Wars movies.

>>714715668
earlier he joked about the movies after 3 not existing

>>714715679
the mage-path chose me. I grew up in a very rural area and was always the odd one out. only moved away 5 years ago and now I'm in a small town without any social contacts at all

>>714715668
>counting movies 4 and 5
4 is debatable but what kind of simpleton counts 5 as a real Indiana Movie?

>>714715717
it's bait, 3 and 4 are the bonus incentive

and they are not good speedruns

>>714715684
damn I miss esa

>>714715806
Why aren't you a speedrunner yet, anon?
It's basically your life's calling.

>>714715717
Good to know I can duck out before the final run, thanks.

>>714715684
Making your own excitement, I like it

HOLY SHIT CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP ABOUT ESA ESA ESA

>>714715684
lol based

>>714715835
I know.
I watch that faggot occasionally.

>You can't fail

Is it even a game then? More like a film

>>714715860
same

Had to drive to a friend's place right as the banjo kazooie run was ending. Anything notable happen since?

Im falling asleep, see you for Quake 64

>>714715957
um you're in the ESA discord general sweetie

>>714715668
actual retard

>>714715717
>chapter 2
pure ludokino

>>714715989
nope

>>714715957
calm down Matt

>>714715989
I got to World 2 in Kirby's Adventure on NES

>>714715978
some kinda movie-game...

>>714715957
Maybe when GDQ is half as good I will

>>714715957
Have you heard about our speedrunning savior, Dogwater Runs?

>nazis and fascists
>nazis and fascists
>nazis and fascists

>>714716029
This is not the thread, fellow schizo.

>>714715828
he didn't even know what movie "sorry son they got us" line is from and didn't acknowledge the "get off my plane" line from air force one a couple minutes later. He doesn't watch movies which is just baffling to me why you would waste your life speedrunning this kind of game that he isn't even the target audience for

>>714716053
It already surpassed ESA in being not boring

>birthday shoutout
oh boy some attention whoring where total strangers have to say happy birthday to be poli-
>for his dog
man, what the fuck

>>714715989
Almost choked and went over estimate on the final boss. Post-run exhibition was an embarrassing disaster and he cut it short (donation incentive btw)

>>714716124
lol
lmao

PUNCH A FUCKING NAZI

Does GDQ promote boring moviegames like this just so they have more time for donos?

>>714716151
is her baby, get with the times chud

>>714716210
Cute!

>havnt watched gdq in years
>first donation is a dog birthday

holy fuck these faggots havn't changed

>>714716151
Dog owners are mentally ill

>>714715957
I better see you at Dogwater nigga

>incentive not met yet
Get ready for 2 hours of stalling

>Y'ALL
>COOKING

>>714716242
Nah, they run Pokemon games instead.

>>714716151
my hecking furbaby

>>714716151
childless 40 year old women should be eradicated

What was the Evolution of GDQ?