Now: Spyro 3.5: Return to the Forgotten Realms
Next: The Talos Principle: Reawakened
Later: MainFrames
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
>thread dies again
Shamefur dispray
>kaizo hack
>but they're skipping all the hard parts with Oob glitches
What's the fucking point? this is BORING
is this a rom hack or what
even the bakers don't want anything to do with this shit
stream 2 is so much better ngl
Why did Spryo games stop being made anyway? It felt like it was basically Sony's mascot for an entire generation only to fade into complete obscurity
>>714771560The oob is mandatory
>look at schedule
>there's legitimately 0 games i actually want to see
soooo....how much longer until ESA returns again?
>>714771482 (OP)how many speedtroons have killed themselves so far
You dorks let the threads die!
>>714771570>bakers all bannedshoutouts to the janny crew
>714771101
He gets off on dressing in women's clothing in public. He will be jerking off furiously to the vod later today.
>>714771597wasn't considered mature enough for the PS2 era, wasn't considered serious enough for the PS3 era
>>714771597Sony really seems to hate their own platformers, Ape Escape got screwed too and even that new one had a shitton of layoffs after selling like mad.
>>714771659Shitter retard can't draw a dime.
>>714771597Sony never owned the IP. Insomniac made three games, and then started making Ratchet & Clank, the IP went to other developers. Now Microsoft owns the franchise due to buying Activision.
Why are they finishing the game as fast as possible?!?!
This dude on the couch has really weird tattoos on his legs
>>714771721To minimize the time between Checkpoint sketches
>>714771732they're leggings because it's a "they"
>>714771697What 20+ year old IP does Microsoft not own by now?
What are you playing while you watch?
Spyro games are good but most people don't understand what makes them good. Hint: It's not the collectathon aspect.
I'VE BEEN SCREWED OUT OF A MIG
>>714771798Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader
> May I get in a donation?
> Yeah, sure, go ahe-
> WONDERFUL
>>714771789Only the ones Embracer is sat on like the Carmageddon IP.
>>714771789MegaMan, phantasy star, Castlevania
>>714771798my adhd isn't strong enough for this
>>714771798Grindan in luma island
>>714771789Gex, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Croc, and some such shit.
>>714771798Fantasy Life i
So glad I got my daily Spyrofix
>>714771798arc rise fantasia
We goin' over estimate bois
>>714772006Can you remember this one? He's green.
>>714771798Randomized FE10
I missed ESA last week
Any runs worth watching?
>>714771857What the FUCK is wrong with these people?
>Over 1 million official video games in the world
>they're showing a speedrun of a romhack
Have we really fallen this far?
>>714771697>>714771789I thought the government was supposed to stop corporations from buying up all competition until they're one giant super-corporation?
Like because then they suck up everything, and once everything is sucked up they enter the enshittification phase and squeeze every penny they can out consoomers
Why doesn't the government do anything?
>>714772006Playstation Nation!
yeah, he choked too much on molten crater
Stop giving this event attention you degenerate retards. Even you who want to use it as a medium to mock the mentally ill speedrunners.
>>714771980Absolutely the same, ultra comfort
>>714772074I HATE ROMHACKS, MODS AND FANGAMES
>>714771927WHAT THE FUCK i thought it was one week after GDQ not before REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anything interesting come out of it?
Other event mentioned? DING DONG BANNU!
>shouts out ASM
he's never getting another gdq run
>>714772076FTC tried but nobody cared. Well, Sony did, but the sale went through either way.
>>714772074Romhacks are based.
Was it a good run? I don't know anything about spyro execution.
>>714772076>Why doesn't the government do anything?Getting fucktons of money from them convinces all kinds of governments to look the other way.
>>714772121it's a completely soulless parody of what ESA used to be, it's GDQ but more boring
>>714772109I LOVE ROMHACKS, MODS AND FANGAMES
but I hate speedruns of them
When is the dogwater shoutout
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I have ignored the event so far has anything semi-interesting actually happened yet?
>>714772121The order is ESA into GDQ into ASM into Dogwater.
>nobody even bothers to rate this run
Grim
>>714771950>buy the ty series on sale awhile back>get excited because I didn't realize there was a fourth>it's a shitty 2d platformer that looks like it should be on Kongregate
>>714772207absolutely not
>>714771527oh yea, we're SO back
>>714772076Because the only thing anyone gave a fuck above was CoD and MS promised to keep it multiplatform until atleast 2030 or something. Thus they could acquire King wihtout anyone batting an eyelid.
>>714772121You really didn't miss much; the best consecutive series of runs was the retro block. People liked Crash Team Racing and Psi Ops, too.
>>714772256It's an entertainment event first, chud!
>>714772246C. Boring let's play as far as I could see.
>>714772078I dunno what that thing in the picture is but I want it to bear my offspring
>>714772194Bring back our hero Sent. He looks like he smells good
>>714771482 (OP)This is the "man, just enjoy the runs" guy, right? Someone have that screencap?
Let's get those doctors some borders
>>714772121I liked Hitman because it was trainwreck but the runner used his knowledge of the game to salvage the situation.
Fuck I didn't realize GDQ had started yet. Any runs worth watching so far?
>>714772121no, nothing interesting happened at all
I really don't want to save Africans though.
>>714772479how much do you have to hate twitch culture to ban that lmao
>>714772256Is there anything spike won't insert himself into?
good morning bros HOOOOOOOOYP
>>714772163Truthnuke
>>714772624Twitch culture is spamming buttons like a brainless monkey. I despise twitch comments immensely, I wish gdq and esa were in YouTube, although the comments would be equally brainless
>>714772479What is even happening?
>RCT in 1hr
Are YOU ready to be comfy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70RZhePLxr8
>lowest viewship
>highest donations
When viewership hits zero the donations will go to infinity.
>>714772624> "If we let that kind of thing fly, we lose control of the stream. That would be chaos" - coolmatty
>remaster somehow looks worse than original
>>714772738DING DONG BANNU
>>714771072This. I donate to ESA because it rewards me with a good time. Otherwise, I'd just donate to the causes directly.
>>714772479>Time outs for brain powerActually soulless
>>714772732>in YouTubeESLed myself
On youtube*
What even is this game? It always looks like someone just picking up cameras on tripods
>>714772796I'd rather donate to something like Dogwater or that other small one we found the one time where it makes a significant difference to them and isn't just a drop in an ocean.
>think its a game about the talos god from skyrim
>its some robot jumping around game
huh
WEAR THE FUCKING MASK, CHUD!
>>714772836Portal without portals
>>714772743>comfyI hope, but it's GDQ so you never know what you're gonna get
There's too many He/Him on screen right now. Who approved this run?
>>714772836it's a puzzle game, which means it's best experienced by yourself
>>714772746blatant money launder shielded by positivity and trannies, its fascinating so I still watch every year
>>714772836It's a puzzle game, so of course the speedrun is completely incomprehensible dogshit to anyone that hasn't 100%'d it 3 times
>>714772836these first person walking simulators are all the rage among reddit
>>714772796If by good time you mean have your money stolen and your request for plum song ignored I guess
>>714772791Oh it's just harmless song lyrics. Seems pointless to hand out timeouts.
>>714772889Does gdq still require vax cards? kek
>immediately explains the run category
I appreciate this. so many of these runners just expect everyone to have played the game they run.
>>714772889Don't these people realize we're in the middle of a pandemic?!
>>714772978He put that little bastard through a table
>>714772927They did play the plum song eventually and did it two times
>>714771527Trans rights are human rights!
>>714772796I dont think they give a shit about entertainment value at all anymore, the event is just coasting off of hype, name recognition, and possibly money laundering.
Anyone who cared about entertainment would never greelight shit like a 45 minute "showcase" of some low energy negative charisma troon playing a rhythm game nobody has ever heard of
>>714772978they did a race together and the banter got a little too heated
I literally just found out yesterday that they remade the first talos principle
Let me guess, it's unreal 5 slop that runs like shit despite barely looking better than the original which ran great?
>>714771527stinky smelly cat
>>714772246Spyro doesn't have good female characters
>>714772246C
Actually did tricks regardless, wasn't just a lets play
>>714773086>it's unreal 5 slop that runs like shit despite barely looking better than the original which ran great?close, it looks worse. Just look at the shadows popping in lmao
>>714773074How is it money laundering?
>>714773086idk, I don't look up remasters of games that still look good
Okay yeah, this lady's voice is grating
>>714773083the chat mods reaction time is unmatched
GDQ died when they started fudging the estimate so no one "goes over"
>>714772564>>714772121Kixy got a lot of screentime and there was a bit of Chlods x Kixy interaction. There was flash game gauntlet and a mario relay that deserves a supercut of """speedrunners""" playing like it was their first time touching a controller. Nothing else really comes to mind but I didn't catch all of it.
>>714773159No but it has cute female characters.
>>714772889i cant believe people like this exist
>>714773238I'm guessing they just have a huge dictionary of banned terms and "offended" is one of them
>>714773240Just enjoy the runs, man.
>>714773240Was that before or after every single incentive would get met thanks to a last moment 'anonymous' donation?
>>714773113kek. kinda cringe but GDQ would NEVER do something like that. must not have been that comfortable either given that the ground was concrete and not a wrestling mat.
IN THE BEGINNING WERE THE WORDS AND THE WORDS MADE THE WORLD
So is this game like BotW where developers learned that if you make a puzzle physically gigantic relative to the player, even the simplest kiddie puzzle seems more involved and difficult than it would be if the perspective suited the task?
>>714773378>at least one of the two is an american>americans have to travel to fucking eurostan to have some fun
>>714773202The event loses viewers every year for the last decade, but the donos are always around the same amount. The event hasn't grown at all in the past decade or so either, it's always around the same amount of attendees. It's suspicious as hell
Is the left guy wearing leggings?
the talos reawakened developer commentary is real fucking good
if you have a brain cell you really should spend some time on that game
>>714772049Crash Team Racing
>>714773505Is it good? I really don't play modern games aside from the occasional indie sloppa.
>>714773492People are just being more generous despite being poorer. Stop asking questions chud.
>>714773573It's really good.
>>714773492Okay, but where does the illegal money come from, and how are they raking in the dough?
Just call it charity fraud or whatever unless you can prove laundering is involved
>>714773492um that is just inflation? hello?
>>714773202View count goes down a little bit since peaking around I wanna say 2018? Yet donations continue to go up or remain the same and bonus incentives always seem to make it.
>>714773573yes it's good, especially the DLC
>>714772441Quake was so bad it's good; you'll have to see it to believe it.
>>714771798You already posted it. I thought the fucking appends were this year god damn it. I want to go absolutely apeshit with my Arc.
>>714773573Yes, if you play it then play the original/s
>>714773621Kek look at who the charity is for though, it couldn't be more obvious
>>714773407The game is about you (and AI) stuck in a robot suit inside of a simulation. The simulation puts you through increasingly difficult logic puzzles in an attempt to make you "evolve" into a state similar to a human being. So it's a sort of Turing test. At the same time it is social commentary because you as the player are basically being forced to prove that you are better than an AI. That's the idea of the game, anyway. The execution falls sort of flat because youre literally just solving logic puzzles which is boring and not really proof of high intelligens
>>714773202Money laundering is the buzzword some anons use to try and sound smart, they don't actually know what it is, or why it wouldn't work with something like GDQ.
There's arguments to be made for them doing suspicious shit with the money but laundering really isn't it.
>>714773492I'm wondering where people are finding the money to donate when shit is getting expensive here
Honestly pretty great run but I forgot how bad gdq hosts were
>>714772978Nah it's 100$ real.
Do I play talos principle or reawakened first
>>714773832Always release order.
>>714773832They're the same game. Play the original to witness the glory of Croteam's engine.
>>714773573It's good. Near the end, some of the puzzles start getting too convoluted to the point that the difficulty comes from the sheer number of puzzle elements involved and not the cleverness puzzle itself, but that's about it. Haven't played the DLC though.
>>714773407Talos Principle got made because the devs had fun making maps while working on Serious Sam, and some came up with small puzzles for the other devs to solve, then they just had an eureka and decided to make it a proper game and sell it.
Story is literally an afterthought about AI human human AI what is a human free will blah blah who gives a shit.
>>714773767The logic tests are an intelligence test, the humanity test comes later
The Talos Principle is the best asset flip ever made.
>>714773798Jaidlyn is sweet but for some reason she really tries to be obnoxious. There are a couple likeable hosts, but theyโre rarely given the chance to read donos.
ESA hosts are miles above GDQโs, they just have way less donos to work with lmao
>>714773929>Haven't played the DLC thoughyou're missing out
>>714774019I know, I have the DLC and sequel downloaded, just haven't gotten around to it yet.
why isn't the runner talking
Is this the first good run?
>>714774185In the zone
Never interrupt yourself when you're hitting all your skips first try
>>714774185He/Him, he's shutting up so women can talk.
>>714771798Replaying Warcraft 3 campaign
>>714774005When she's just talking normally without a high pitched voice she can be a really great host. It's indeed when she tries to be obnoxious when she gets really annoying.
>>714774193it's just because good games are starting now.
shitty games = shitty runners
>>714774292Favorite campaign?
ๆๆฒๆไบบๅจ้่ฃกๆ่ชชไธญๆ?
>>714771527UUUUOOOOOAAAAAAARRRGRGGHHHHH KEMOSHOTA SEX
>>714774349Human is peak. Orc is comfy rpg kino.
But as a kid I liked elves the most because tigers are fucking cool and booby ladies.
Rate the talos principle, my child
Speedrunning is troon central
Homosexuals are such good people, why are straights such scumbags in comparison?
>Crash Twinsanity
How are they going to ruin this I wonder
>>714774485A
Actual Speedrun
>>714774485A, one of the better ones
Good couch, always shit happening and very fast
>>714774485>>714774504B+
but really S according to gdq standards
>>714774484based (I would've replied based to any answer because they're all good)
Sneedrunning completely misses the meaning of this game. Youre supposed to stop and think about what it means to be a human. I hate sneedrunners with a passion. B- best run so far of the event
alright it's headphones recharging time
>>714774485Very good run
A
Could've been A+ if not for the dono reader
>>714774485>>714774504A for An Actual Good Run
>>714774485>>714774504A fast run, good commentary, great game
I'm glad she keeps reminding me to go take a piss or I'd piss myself
>>714774485>>714774504A.
Finally an actual speedrun.
>>714774485>>714774504A, good speedrun, good technique, high energy couch.
>>714774485A. Great run, solid commentary.
>>714772895>Portal without portalsAnd with philosophy instead of humor.
RCT is gonna be good, right?
>>714774708QRD on Banjo and Sekiro?
>>714774734There are a few humorous moments, more so in the sequel. But yes, you are broadly correct
>>714774669she can smell you
>>714774708It seems GDQ is more hatewatched than ESA
GDQ threads are full of hatewatchers (personally i just skip 99% troon runs), but active, while ESA is comfy
Not starting a war here, i enjoy both events
get ready for the run you've been waiting for
>>714774757>45 minutesI'm predicting it'll get old too quick for its own good
>>714774708I'm glad the real runs are the starting now
>>714774782They were just well executed. Decent couch for Sekiro and it was nice seeing all those shit fuck bosses get ripped apart.
>>714774782Banjo was prettt decent with some insane asspull tricks. Then towards the end there were a couple massive chokes, they wanted to quit the run, but came in clutch. Last 15 minutes were some really good shit and saved the run
>>714774708So what was worse - Quake, Timespinners or Code Bunny?
>>714774826I smell an ad "run"
>>714774757Every RCT speedrun I've ever seen has been them building 1 attraction over and over to farm money. It's going to be shit anon
>>714774819I've been comfywatching ESA rating and am now desperationwatching this ...thing
>>714774708What happened with Hello Kitty?
What is this dogshit cover?
>>714774929>98 reviewsI'm thinking you're right
What a butchering of Snake Eater
>>714774819I watch neither and shitpost in both
>>714774819>GDQ threads are full of hatewatchersI think there are just more factors in play for the GDQ experience that get factored into the ratings that ESA doesn't have. Things like commentators interrupting or being annoying, donations for dumb shit, bad intermissions, too many ads or feeling too "corporate" etc. Sometimes it's hard to tell if the runs at GDQ are actually all that much worse or if people are just not happy with the state of GDQ as a whole so they sit and spam ZZZ and F at everything.
>Snake Eater rerun 1000x
Wow they really latched onto that
>>714773801I loved this commercial back in the day.
>>714774819I watch in the hopes of something decent, but never enjoy it anyway and end up skipping loads of runs.
Going from ESA to this is dire as fuck.
>>714772746I like logical jokes
>>714774819>hatewatchersI mean, kinda, but not really.
GDQ has higher highs and lower lows compared to ESA. As a result, it ends up being more entertaining than ESA as a whole, even if the overall quality isn't high. Recent ESAs have been mostly just "meh" the whole way through.
>>714774826that's not what floppy disks look like at all
Why is there reverb on the commentators on the UN Squadron run? Can they do anything right?
Asian-American women and obnoxious voices, name a better combo
Trying too hard with the voice
>>714775049As much as i agree with you, its the apache guy, who runs this game forever.
Sometimes spills the spaghetti though.
>>714775110>higher highsalright let's see them
>>714775110>higher highsI'm not seeing it.
>lower lowsAgreed 100%.
>>714775189>Any/AllTrying too hard in general.
What the fuck is wrong with this bitch? Why is she using this obviously fake tryhard anime voice that sounds awful? It's like she's desperately trying to sound like a genshin impact voice actor but she's too shit at it
This is your donation reader for this afternoon. Say something nice about her!
Is zokubun korean? She sounds like Ina.
>>714772746i know there's that graph of the viewership over the years, is there also an overlay or something for the donation amounts that confirm they've only gone higher as viewership has fallen?
>ESA finale was a comfy relay bringing the whole community together
>GDQ finale will be fucking Deltarune
>>714775110>GDQ has higher highsWrong
>>714775278looks like a generic human being
>>714775224trust the plan, two more days
Huh, didn't know Bradford Cox was a speedrunner
This host sounds like she does uwu mommy mommy asmr on twitch for her spyboy audience.
>>714775330anon, you forget the last minute run if they reach an absurd monetary goal
So this is the "PC games" /v/ keeps talking about...
>>714775420you might want to get that looked at
What food should I order?
>>714774826>>714774929I've played the demo for this game and it was exactly what you'd expect: unspectacular. In fact it's funny how many games I see at GDQs that you guys get angry about because you've never heard of them, but I've played them in Next Fests. You guys should check out Next Fest threads since they're non-stop game recommendations and discussion.
this guy is a developer, isn't he
What's the correlation between transgenderism and the platformer Celeste?
>Generic platformer but with le winblows aesthetic
quirky ass millenialcore techno-slop
The any% leaderboard for this game has 6 people on it
>>714775445It's a cismale, might be the only one on PC
i love how creative the theme of this game is. like . . . imagine if they introduced an enemy that would be a virus LOLOL
This game looks like it should've remained a hackathon.
>2025 game
Oh wow, it's the ad segment!
While fast, this game is kinda boring
>>714775573this game is getting carried hard by its presentation, the movement seems so basic to get through stages. very little adversity, but it is early on and it might change. just has an "aesthetic" coat of paint
>>714775419"last minute run" is just going to be the other 2 chapters of deltarune
>>714775630how much did he donate to get in?
alternatively:
whose cock did he suck?
>Couch reading from a script
>>7147756305 don't even know they are on it
>>714775590You don't order that. You buy that in person so you can direct the guy exactly what to put in it and have him call you boss.
>>714774485No puzzle game ever rates above C in my eyes
Inherently middling at best
>>714774819Seems about right, GDQ sure doesn't seem like the threads are about speedrunning these days, and when you go from it to some of the other marathons the threads get inundated with "troons? where are the troons? is this event pozzed? where's the cringekino?" for at least a while.
>platform made out of a Letsgoooooo text
Shit game.
The biggest red flag for me is the games from that bundle
>>714775671At least the floppy disc character is cute
>>714775704yeah what the fuck is this?
>>714775630>play through the game>be top 7 speedrunner
>>714775704i don't even need to shoop it into the screenshot
>Thanks Audience!
Empty Room.
>>714774485I forgot to rate, talos is always an A
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>>714775785It is an ad. He is reading a script.
Horse sluts speedrun when
>>714775785its an ad for the game being run.
>>714775839Wow! What great value!
masks in 2025? huge respect
Do they have scripts in their fucking hands? This some sort of play rehearsal?
This is just a playtrough
>>714775704>>714775785It's called having notes.
I know it's for zoomers or whatever but the presentation of GDQ just makes me feel so old. There is so much shit regularly popping up and moving and banners etc. on the screen in my peripherals that it makes it hard for me to even pay attention to the game being ran. Like the banner is cycling and then there's also a little block for literally just a scroll feed of fucking company logos.
I kind of wish I could just have a GDQ-lite overlay or something with the name of the runner, the couch, and the game.
>>714775839I swear GDQ has shills in twitch chat 24/7.
Don't let this AMAZING RUN distract from the fact that this GDQ's Humble Bundle is COMPLETE DOGSHIT
>dont worry about the lore
yeah.. I wouldnt worry about that
>>714775839On sale? Right now? 50% off? I'd be crazy not to buy it.
So the couch never actually played the game then? And they're pitching in with explaining the game?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>script to tell her when to say "WEEEEEE"
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>>714775037There's an ESA bonus, and a GDQ penalty right from the start. Thread is really hostile though, even for a gdq thread
Oooohhhh it's in the GDQ humblebundle despite it being 3 months old.
>>714775919I mean if this guy knew how to break the levels he would've fixed them.
>Spreadsheet platforms are all the same exact template, not even randomized numbers
So lazy
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>>714775993a game being 50% off 4 months after release can only be a good thing, it means they love their players!
>>714775941I think its just their carefully curated 'giving money away is fun and makes you feel good' audience.
> another advertisement run
> couch has scripts
oh nonononono
I don't hate this game but the obvious shilling for it is obnoxious.
It was funnier when Trihex did the script thing
Why are these faggots still wearing masks? LMAO
>dresses like a very non-passing troon
>voice as feminine as possible
I am so confused
Just got home from wageslaving, did I miss anything good during the graveyard shift?
Has the audience been this empty so far?
I am an organic donator
holy shit lady enough wtf I feel like I'm watching TV
>>714776167trannies love masks because it hides their beards
>>714775925just present it under the lens of disability/accessibility and watch as they either do what you want to make themselves look like hypocrites to the they/themoid mob
>>714775993Wow, what a great deal! At half off, I can spend the other half of the money on something I really want! Thanks Mainframesโข devs!
>>714771482 (OP)>charity firstIt's dead then.
Even the fucking Telephon knew that Entertainment came first, Charity was the GOAL but you need people to be interested, so entertainment is #1.
I agree actual records is #3
>>714776109yep that's going into my 'not reading' collection
>>714771482 (OP)>Games Done Quick's lowest priority is games being done quickI haven't watched this shit in 6 years at this point and it seems I'm still making the right decision year after year
>>714776170Isn't that just a grumpy woman?
>>714776170ugly/fat women still exist, even if troons have largely displaced them from their territories
>>714775037I'd say if we don't account for Troons in both events the actual runs are on par with each other for both events. The commentary is what differentiates. ESA has tons of French ESLs that are irritating to listen to and GDQ has announcers screaming in your ear to donate. Tradeoffs
>this game is part of the gdq humble bundle
They don't even try hide it anymore.
>>714776230>I agree actual records is #3That's not what he said, he said SHOWCASE. Showing off speedrunning and what game runs are like, not setting records.
>>714776234it was actually read
>>714776234It was from AGDQ and it got read out and the thread went crazy
>>714776292Money collection event 1st
Entertainment 2nd
Speedruns 3rd
>>714776279>ESA has tons of French ESLs that are irritating to listen toHaha he got filtered by foreign accents at a Euro marathon.
Alright that's it I'm filtering out masks and empty form these threads because you guys mentioning it are not interesting or profound for making the same comment the 500th time
@GROK DO AMERICANS STILL WEAR MASKS?!?
@GROK WHY IS GDQ EMPTY????
Donation reader's voice makes me uncomfortable
WOAH IM VIBING TO THIS MUSIC I CANT HEAR AT ALL DAMN WOAH
>>714776292Hide it? They demand it
>>714776279stop shittalking ESA in the ESA discord general
>>714776404>ESAEnglish Second Assembly
HOOOOOOYYYYYYPPPPPPP Let's frickin gooooooo
>>714776404So did everyone else when the yellow shirt cab driver came on and was utterly incomprehensible
Or E33 with the uhhhhhh uhhhhhh uhhhhhh guy
>>714776214Pretty sure that's just an obese woman.
>>714776214And the man jaw
>>714776109>speedrun loli...which one?
>>714776279> hating on french kino runs
>>714776415Oh my god wigwearing anon please dont do it. I swear i stop posting it.
NOT
If this is an ad, where's the indication? Aren't you supposed to tag ads as ads?
What is a "spreadsheet freak?"
>>714776430This is one of the least annoying readers actually
they're so secure about their identity that they need a second rule about not mentioning the pronouns when that would already be covered by the first one
>>714776483Yes, that is an American
>>714776525The original three Trackmania games were so fucking great.
you know, I actually love them for putting an indie pixelshit game right before RCT
makes it abundantly clear what people back then ACTUALLY could do despite the limitations
Even the whole "but muh small indie game" excuse doesn't work here since RCT was pretty much the personal project of Chris Sawyer
>>714776563let's just enjoy the run anon
good 50 years old fat office lady cosplay on the couch
>>714776519where do i get this sound script, i'm tired
>>714776481>So did everyone else when the yellow shirt cab driver came on and was utterly incomprehensibleWhat? The Streets of Rage run? Nah he wasn't difficult to understand.
>>714776525That was the best French speedrun ever done. They are still trying to top that one to this day
>>714776442Man let it go. Enjoy the runs.
>>714776449https://files.catbox.moe/6fkh6k.mp4
>>714776481That was extremely funny though
>>714776612Kek thats pretty good
The whole platformer thing has been worked out a long time ago, why make new ones
this game is a visual mess
>>714776583>during frame fatale events certain emotes are not permitted
>look at schedule
>didn't update to reflect the current run
How is it possible to add pointless hit like listing blocks, saying something is a newly added block, but NOT have the schedule auto-update.
>>714776654Go back to the threads when that game was ran
You are full of shit the thread was all posts about how he was impossible to understand as he was mumbling in frenglish
>>714776583>special pepe ruleFucking kek
will his posture ever be topped?
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>>714776583>During Frame Fatales events, emotes featuring Pepe the frog, and variants of such are not permitted
>no political campaigning
>>714776583wait a sec it's real
what the fuck
Oh my god this game is so boring
>>714776812erm trans rights are not political chud
>>714776805wow she loves it, that's a look of pure joy
>>714776812Surely this one is a pisstake
>>714776639>timeout to banlmao
>>714776750>you now remember how this single sub emote of a homosexual streamer gave protomagicaldude a mental breakdown
Oh shit, the Ad went Overestimate
Why is this dude pushing his chin forward so much
It's uncanny
>>714776583What the fuck why are they banning Pepe
>>714776525Americans getting the fuck filtered out of them is why I watch the European marathons, and ASM for the odd time that fucks them over too.
>>714776583>During Frame fatales event, emotes featuring pepe... are not permitedWhat?, why?
yoooooo. was that a motherfockin linux penguin ?
>>714776927Wait, no. I'm just retarded. The 8 looked like a 0.
>took a death to then not even attempt a glitch
>>714776946>>714776973Pepe is an alt-right nazi dogwhistle you chuds
>>714776442>those ads are what make GDQ possible
>>714776583that pepe rule is actually deranged
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>>714776926Lmao he got wayyyy too cocky and thought he could take on the world. This event was the beginning of his downfall
>>714776946You're about a decade late, anon
>>714776812>trans Palestinians
>>714776638The Chris Sawyer tycoon games really are masterpieces. The graphics were made by one guy, Simon Foster, and the music was also made by just one guy. It was just three people who made them so great.
>>714776874Akshually they conveniently swap it to "human rights" whenever you bring up politics.
what compels an indie dev to go "wow you know what artstyle will make my game stand out? the same exact retro pixel style that every other indie uses."
>>714777050what ever happened to PMG? 41%?
>>714776946>>714776973no evil racism frog during the """women""" event
>>714777045Typical case of autistic people centering their life around some random shovelware
>>714774708>25% of speedruns were played by troonsyikes
Just caught up on the Talos Principle run. That was kino.
>>714771482 (OP)>empty seatsbring back the troons, theyre what attracted people
i wouldve unironically booked a plane for the next esa despite it being in the ghetto of finland or where ever they are if i saw troons during this stream, i love fucking ugly desperate troons
>>714776926Don't forget the part where it was a running joke for fucking years at GDQ before Proto went nuts about it.
>>714777007>permanently bannedLMAO
>>714777071just pure and utter competence and dedication come together
>>714775993Don't forget that its DLC is also on sale, anon! 50% off as well! Be sure to enjoy your summer with that wonderful game!
>>714777123It's an easy and less time-consuming style, that's all there is to it.
>>714777123you suppose there was any thought process behind this game besides "i'm gonna be a rich and famous developah for making my super original dream masterpiece"
>>714776638>coded in Assembly in his garden shed>ran on basically any PC no problem thanks to how efficiently he made it run
>>714777123Wait theyre playing a game? I have the stream muted on 2nd monitor, thought this was an animated break segment or something
>>714777123I guess sucking off windows 7 makes it unique?
>>714777302They were showing an animated ad and reading off scripts.
Does this game count as an ad seeing as it's in the GDQ humblebundle?
Rate this AD for Mainframes
>>714777269don't forget that unlike many games from that era, it's ridiculously simple to get it to work on modern pc's precisely because it was put together by a genius
>>714777332brother they spent half the run shilling to buy the bundle and they had a script
runner looks like Willem Dafoe in Spider-Man 1.
>Everyone on the Mainframe speedrunning discordExactly how many people could that be?
>>714777045
>>714777357F. Adverts can gtfo
>>714777332It's purely an ad.
>>714777332No because an ad is meant to make you want purchase a product, not put you to sleep
>>714777357D, ad run but it wasnt over estimate.
>>714777357D.
Iโve seen worse, but this was a snoozer.
>>714776638Not everyone is a genius trainspotter savant like Chris Sawyer. That's an unfair bar to set.
>>714777357D for aD, not really any interesting stage gimmicks either
>>714777357D. Best score I can give to an ad. The actual run was pretty inoffensive and generic.
>>714776183There ain't anything good about these events anymore. We just watch it to laugh at troons.
>>714777357D subtle ad run
>>714777357Z
didn't expect gdq to be THIS fucking bad this time around
>>714777332>is this ad for humble bundle an ad?
>>714777007I would kms if I ever donated money to this satanic freakshow
>>714777357D
Pretty mediocre + ad
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>>714777357I'm doin' him a D
Commentator sounds like an Asian man to female troon.
>>714777425>3 times explicitly said how pepe is an extremist symbol>small print on the bottom: actually, pepe is not an extremist symbolevery time
>>714777332No it counts as an Ad because it's in the humble bundle and they admitted it was in chat here
>>714776442
>>714776583It is insane to me that people choose to put up with this shit and freely give GDQ the patronage they need. A charity that relies entirely on the kindness of others banning anyone who shows up.
Though I suppose many of those who put up with it are literally insane.
>>714777553a tranny? at GDQ??? couldnt be!
>>714777553Anon you're hearing and seeing them everywhere now, are they in the room with you right now?
Spamming Z on something so dull is just taking away from the really heinous shit
>>714777425>pepe is more powerful than the swastiska + reichsadler x 4Thats crazy
>>714777610There's another announcer who does those, who /v/ fawned over till they found out she does them, lol.
GDQ is listed as a charity, but SGDQ isnt
just FYI
>Those of you who are still with me
Do you have to make it sound like your viewers are dying?
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>>714777673ads are bottom of the barrel
>>714777673who cares, shove the chart up your ass
>>714777732Are you retarded?
Make a new thread you lazy fucks
>>714777673name 3(three) legit Z runs
>>714777357ZZZ
>Ad>Maskfaggots
>>714777007Okay but why the fuck are you donating 12 grand what the hell is wrong with people
I prefer Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 to the first two games.
>>714777785not him, but Quake64 was legit the worst run I can ever recall seeing
>>714777785Every proto run
>>714777735I hope this gets a shout out
>>714777785Celine Super Metroid, Celine Alien Isolation, Quake 64.
>taking your kid to this tranny fest
what the fuck
there's some dude in chat telling them to hug their "partner's and take their meds, is he taking the piss
>>714777673I honestly think lowest rating is appropriate for an ad disguised as a run
>>714777832"Hope the tech team and announcers are ready to take a ride with Mr. Bones"
>>714777785Spikefaggot's pokemon """"randomizer""" run where he miraculously got a Spore tm early on and STILL went over estimate by a half a god damn hour
>>714777775"Hey you, do my job"
Could these skanks turn off their e-whoring voices for the charity event.
>>714777929that's what you said
>>714777885getting them on HRT early!!!
>>714777920Keizaron's Forbidden Memories run that just went on forever.
>>714777742>at the end of it all, he berated himselfChrist. These people are all battered spouses.
Just throw that money at any other charity or any other marathon, dude. GDQ clearly don't want you, and you should be saying that's THEIR loss, not yours.
>>714777874Nickole or something.
>>714777742$2000 would change my life since thats a month to do whatever I want/improve myself/focus on other things.
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>>714777824>when you zoom all the way out and the music kicks inIt's definitely underrated but the first two are objectively better.
>>714777886imagine needing random clowns to remind you to take your meds
just put some phone alarms like any mildly logical person. shit's crazy
>>714777879Cuz I always smile when Mr Bones gets mentioned
>>714777775Fucks sake i'll bake when it hits page 9, calm down.
>>714777785FNAF, you know the one
>still dont have gifted sub to ruin the mood for some gdq baseders
Not weeeeee
why is "her" head so comically big
This is already an S tier run. Sometimes you just know right away.
>>714778005Not like anybody even remembers it's from /v/ anymore.
I can't find it on youtube but wasn't there a run of Mario a few years ago where the kid brought his grandma with him? Did I dream it?
>>714775839Wow, that's a great value! I'm sure this will make a perfect gift or fun for the whole family!
>>714778069this could be good, keeping my fingers crossed
>OpenRCT2
You didn't beat the game.
Is this the same runner or am i crazy?
>>714778087HOLD IT!
>weeeeeeeee!
>>714778005Then put on a tape or something
>we could have had a 24 hour RCT run
>>714778121desu I don't think you can speedrun the original game as it doesn't have early scenario completion
This is about to look like he's playing an RTS
>open stream for the first time
>literal best run of the marathon just getting started
I have a gift
I wan't to get off Mr Boneless wild ride
>inb4 "weeee" becomes the weeklong meme the retarded audience shouts
>>714778043The Security Breach one where the dude had the Gamma turned up to absolute fucking max, sat two inches from the screen and demanded absolute silence the entire time?
>no 24 hours rollercoaster tycoon run
>>714778121OpenRCT can do RCT1 restrictions now.
AIEEE MY EYES WHERE IS THE WARNING??!?!?!??!
>>714778210this is why we need stream 2
You know when I shat on ESA for relying on the John meme? I was right then, still. But these fags took the ONE fun meme from GDQ in recent years and have just ran it into the ground, it's impressive.
>>714778089I understand the confusion, but that wasn't his grandma
>everyone likes trains right?
>like dono trains?
They just constantly shill good god
>the flickering during a storm
i'm having a fucking seizure, where was the flashling lights warning?
>>714778149You'd think I already do cuz I smile all the time, but it's only cuz I'm a pretty happy dude.
>building the coasters off camera
fuck this
These people live in bubbles in a padded room.
>>714777785Anything Kiezaron has ever done
I can't hear this dude on the couch at all. Don't these faggots have a tech team to balance the mics?
>memorized a shitload of key presses to blindbuild coasters
this is absolute kino
*blah blah blah* *click clack* max lateral jizz *click clack* *blah blah blah*
This does not seem like itโll be interesting to watch in the slightest
>>714778312No that's not it, it was his actual grandma on the couch wearing headphones and everything. And she would go "is he doing good?"
I am not crazy! I know they swapped those letters! I knew it was Frame Fatales. As in they save frames. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just โ I just couldn't prove it. She โ he covered his tracks, they got that idiot in the tech crew to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? Theyve done worse. That beat saber run! Are you telling me that a pesron just happens to get a run approved like that? No! He approved it! Spikevegeta! He said the N WORD on discord! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own discord! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't beat zelda by himself! But not our Spike! Couldn't be precious Spike! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a host!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you โ you have to stop him! You-
>>714778315QUICK TECH CREW CUT TO BLACK FOR THIS RUN (shoutouts btw)
>>714778350Won't anyone think of the epileptics?
Wait a minute this is not a based run.
This is a homo run.
>>714778350Imagine being so weak that flashing lights could fuck you up.
>>714778350>About 3 to 5 percent of the 2.7 million Americans with epilepsy (approximately 100,000 individuals) are photosensitive
>>714778350remember to hydrate, TRANS ROIGHTS!
>>714778428I hope the roller coaster tycoon speedrun takes its first life
Absolutely heinous commentary, what a shame
>>714778350they're not actually in danger from those, they do it for other people that they imagine need them
but it's not really how it works
and even if it was, if you're that susceptible, you're gonna look up every game ahead of time before watching, you don't just rely on a tech crew
...
Shoot these fucking faggots.
>>714778386Awesome game to sit down and play, awful show off game, what were they thinking. I'm going to bike to the store and buy some snacks, hopefully by the time i get back there will be something worth watching.
>>714778428when does RCT need a flashing light warning?
RCT was not the chose one...
TRANS RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRANS RIGHTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can I get a trans rights in chat
>Custom design roller coaster going nowhere
>call it Trans Rights
closed the stream, I think I'm done
>everything is named trans rights
Fuck this shit im out.
>Trans rights might be too intense for me
>Immediate silence
Fuck you, you stupid faggot autist. Holy shit instant ZZZ. Can't believe I was ever excited for this.
>the trannie coaster just throws you into a cliff
What did he mean by this?
Yeah, this run will get a D for all the trans right faggotry
What is wrong with these faggots.
Pre-emptive ZZZ rating from me.
TRANS RIGHTS
GIGGLESQUEE
TRAANS RIIIIGHTS
>it's going to be like this for the whole week
you faggots just had to jinx it
yikes thats an instant ZZZ and mute
>>714778564Don't worry anon, just wait till you see how boring the actual run is
Do people think this whole forced spam of Trans Rights feels organic? Or do they not realize how obnoxious and cringe and degenerate they look and sound? It's like a fucking cult...
the incantation has been spoken and I clapped and cheered
Instant F
What a bunch of tools
>Just looking at trans rights makes me feel sick
>>714778558Thunder storms during fast forward
trans rights has been awarded the worst value ride of the year!
>>714778069You were saying?
>>714778184Thanks a lot, faggot
They pulled the rug from under me. I was enjoying this one. Never noped so quickly. Fuck all three of these morons. I'm gonna do 'em a ZZZ. Goodnight (midnight here)
Reminder chartecker has T lower than Z!
BASED BOOMER GAME HOYYYYYYYP RATE S! RATE S! TRANS RIGHTS
>>714778639You fuckers didn't want speedruns, you wanted this, you deserve it.
>oh boy time to tune into SGDQ for background noise
>GIGGLESQUEE HUAHUAHUAHUA TRANS RIGHTS
Good god. I know it'll happen at some point but getting assaulted with it first thing in the morning is something else.
I want to get off of GDQ's transrights ride
>>714778069KEK HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?
>guests want to get off trans rights
That humble bundle is fucking cursed
is it really a speedrun if you're using a speed up time mod?
>>714778667They don't have anything else to talk about so they just default to virtual signaling. Every single fucking time.
>>714778667sorry chud, trans rights are a good thing
saying a good thing can never be bad
trans rights
>>714778694thank you for the serious answer, that makes sense
It's pretty amazing how gdq can ruin runs that would be intantly SSS -tier in esa.
>>714778707Like Icarus, I have flown too close to the sun.
>/v/ gets triggered just because they mention the T word
just say you don't like games you homos
Just looking at TRANS RIGHTS makes me feel sick.
>>714771482 (OP)tuned in for a bit, trans rights shit happens i get disgusted and we are done with GDQ, i gave it a try because i was told last year it wasn't too bad but we are never having the old GDQ back i guess.
>was looking forward to this run
>one of the best games ever made
>one of my favorite games ever
.................................
wait a minute, i thought you faggots said he was banned
the real life trans rights coaster:
>>714778184I did the same, its a good monday
Any chance of MGS3 being good?
We could've just gotten a comfy Roller Coaster Tycoon run, instead we get troon rights spam from an annoying couch and "weeeee" from the retards in the audience.
never seen a run ruined this fast
PIZZA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYP
>>714778825It's actively harmful to your psyche to watch GDQ at this point
IT WAS FREE PIZZA
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
>>714778324Still smiling?
>>714778869It's primetime so the couch/host/crowd will ruin it
are they making a mockery of MUH FUARKING TRANS RIGHTS?
>>714778860Why do they keep allowing this fag back?
I think we should all focus on enjoying this amazing run y'all
>>714778879>GDQ>2025>comfy run
>>714778860ESA banned him, GDQ just rejected his attempts to try to get on staff so he had a pissy fit and refused to go to GDQ.
Watching GDQ completely muted changes the experience entirely, I'd recommend it.
why, why does this run have to be ruined by this crap
trannies insist upon themselves
Yeah this is 100% ZZZ-tier run.
I want to get off Trans Rights
>TRANS RIGHTS
>/v/ immediately has a meltdown
Based.
TRANS RIGHTS!
What rights do trans people need that they don't already have
>>714778954It does feel like it.
How are the coasters making money when he isnt building a path to the entrance/exits?
Let the record show the autist playing this game CHOSE to start the trans rights spam. He was fully aware what it would lead to, the scumbag.
>>714778860Banned from ESA, not GDQ
Why are Americans like this? You guys are fucking mentally ill lmao I hope China and Russia nukes your shitty 3rd world country
>>714778740>you fuckerswho?
I struggle enjoying RCT tryharding because it just robs the game of its immersion and system obfuscation. Building a good park is fun, cheap coaster spam is lame.
>unmute for a second at any point
>trans rights being mentioned
this is experimental
>>7147790211) The right to use the bathrooms we want to.
2) The right to use the changing rooms we want to.
3) The right to health care.
>>714779021To groom your kids
>>714779016>video game board when video game speedrunning event doesn't prioritize gameswoooow who could have guessed
>>714779009Mr. Bones opened a portal to hell.
>>714778853And now it's forever tainted. Another finger curls in on the Monkey's Paw.
>>714779021Who's saying they don't have rights? People are just saying "trans rights", with no demands or other strings attached, and you chuds start crying and shitting your pants.
>>714779205Your rights don't include forcing me to partake in your autogynephilia.
>>714779205I think itโs just an affirmation while dementia donโs regime shits themselves over their existence
The announcer is a tranny, isn't he? Sounds like a man trying to force out a "feminine" voice.
lmao runner and couch having a giggle after that "trans rights" chant, they realized the absurdity
>>714778810>mention the T wordit would be ok if it was a one off but they keep saying it over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
Wait I'm confused, is this a charity event for doctors without borders or trans rights?
>>714779307Just look at the pronouns. Doesn't take a genius to see they're mentally unwell.
>>714779409it's a charity event 1st, entertainment event 2nd and a speedrun event 3rd you bigot
>>714779409Trans rights is just a meme at this point. It's like gdq's version of "yahoo" or "huzzah." It's no different than "orb" now.
I wish we were still watching ESA
>>7147791091) nobody gets thats
2) nobody gets that
3) i dont think self-mutilation should be supported
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