Thread 714771482

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Next: The Talos Principle: Reawakened
Later: MainFrames

Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
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we're b ack

>thread dies again
Shamefur dispray

>kaizo hack
>but they're skipping all the hard parts with Oob glitches

What's the fucking point? this is BORING

is this a rom hack or what

even the bakers don't want anything to do with this shit

ZZZ runs for all

stream 2 is so much better ngl

Why did Spryo games stop being made anyway? It felt like it was basically Sony's mascot for an entire generation only to fade into complete obscurity

>>714763000
prev thread

>>714771560
The oob is mandatory

>look at schedule
>there's legitimately 0 games i actually want to see
soooo....how much longer until ESA returns again?

>>714771482 (OP)
how many speedtroons have killed themselves so far

You dorks let the threads die!

>>714771570
>bakers all banned
shoutouts to the janny crew

lock in gamers

IM A HEADBANGA

>714771101
He gets off on dressing in women's clothing in public. He will be jerking off furiously to the vod later today.

>>714771597
wasn't considered mature enough for the PS2 era, wasn't considered serious enough for the PS3 era

>>714771597
Sony really seems to hate their own platformers, Ape Escape got screwed too and even that new one had a shitton of layoffs after selling like mad.

>>714771659
Shitter retard can't draw a dime.

>>714771597
Sony never owned the IP. Insomniac made three games, and then started making Ratchet & Clank, the IP went to other developers. Now Microsoft owns the franchise due to buying Activision.

>>714771629
based

Why are they finishing the game as fast as possible?!?!

This dude on the couch has really weird tattoos on his legs

>>714771721
To minimize the time between Checkpoint sketches

>>714771732
they're leggings because it's a "they"

>>714771697
What 20+ year old IP does Microsoft not own by now?

What are you playing while you watch?

Spyro games are good but most people don't understand what makes them good. Hint: It's not the collectathon aspect.

>>714771732
>>714771782
Hot

I'VE BEEN SCREWED OUT OF A MIG

>>714771732
>>714771782
>>714771810

>>714771798
Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader

> May I get in a donation?
> Yeah, sure, go ahe-
> WONDERFUL

>>714771789
Only the ones Embracer is sat on like the Carmageddon IP.

>>714771789
MegaMan, phantasy star, Castlevania

>>714771798
my adhd isn't strong enough for this

>>714771798
Work.

>>714771798
Grindan in luma island

>>714771627
One week ago

>>714771789
Gex, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Croc, and some such shit.

>>714771798
Fantasy Life i

So glad I got my daily Spyrofix

>>714771798
arc rise fantasia

We goin' over estimate bois

>>714772006
Can you remember this one? He's green.

>>714771798
Randomized FE10

I missed ESA last week

Any runs worth watching?

>>714771857
What the FUCK is wrong with these people?

>Over 1 million official video games in the world
>they're showing a speedrun of a romhack

Have we really fallen this far?

>>714771697
>>714771789
I thought the government was supposed to stop corporations from buying up all competition until they're one giant super-corporation?

Like because then they suck up everything, and once everything is sucked up they enter the enshittification phase and squeeze every penny they can out consoomers

Why doesn't the government do anything?

OVERESTIMATE

>>714771798
work

>>714772006
Playstation Nation!

yeah, he choked too much on molten crater

Stop giving this event attention you degenerate retards. Even you who want to use it as a medium to mock the mentally ill speedrunners.

>>714771980
Absolutely the same, ultra comfort

>>714772074
I HATE ROMHACKS, MODS AND FANGAMES

>>714772091
no

>>714771927
WHAT THE FUCK i thought it was one week after GDQ not before REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

anything interesting come out of it?

>>714772049
Spyro

Other event mentioned? DING DONG BANNU!

>shouts out ASM
he's never getting another gdq run

>>714772076
FTC tried but nobody cared. Well, Sony did, but the sale went through either way.

>>714772074
Romhacks are based.

Was it a good run? I don't know anything about spyro execution.

>>714772076
>Why doesn't the government do anything?
Getting fucktons of money from them convinces all kinds of governments to look the other way.

>>714772121
it's a completely soulless parody of what ESA used to be, it's GDQ but more boring

>>714772109
I LOVE ROMHACKS, MODS AND FANGAMES
but I hate speedruns of them

>>714772149
No

When is the dogwater shoutout

don't forget to hydrate chat

I have ignored the event so far has anything semi-interesting actually happened yet?

>>714772121
The order is ESA into GDQ into ASM into Dogwater.

>nobody even bothers to rate this run
Grim

Rate Spryo 3.5

>>714771950
>buy the ty series on sale awhile back
>get excited because I didn't realize there was a fourth
>it's a shitty 2d platformer that looks like it should be on Kongregate

Oh boy

B

>>714772246
z

>>714772207
absolutely not

>>714772246
C

>>714771527
oh yea, we're SO back

>>714772076
Because the only thing anyone gave a fuck above was CoD and MS promised to keep it multiplatform until atleast 2030 or something. Thus they could acquire King wihtout anyone batting an eyelid.

>>714772246
C

>>714772121
You really didn't miss much; the best consecutive series of runs was the retro block. People liked Crash Team Racing and Psi Ops, too.

>>714772246
D

>>714772246
B

>>714772246
D

>>714772246
B

>>714772256
It's an entertainment event first, chud!

>>714772246
C. Boring let's play as far as I could see.

>>714772078
I dunno what that thing in the picture is but I want it to bear my offspring

>>714772246
D

>>714772246
C

>>714772246
C

>>714772246
D

>>714772246
B, I had fun.

>>714772194
Bring back our hero Sent. He looks like he smells good

>>714771482 (OP)
This is the "man, just enjoy the runs" guy, right? Someone have that screencap?

>>714772246
B

Let's get those doctors some borders

>>714772246
B

>>714772121
I liked Hitman because it was trainwreck but the runner used his knowledge of the game to salvage the situation.

Fuck I didn't realize GDQ had started yet. Any runs worth watching so far?

>>714772441
no

>>714772441
no

>>714772441
nope

>>714772121
no, nothing interesting happened at all

I really don't want to save Africans though.

>>714772441
No

>>714772246
C

>>714772479
how much do you have to hate twitch culture to ban that lmao

>>714772441
nope

>>714772256
Is there anything spike won't insert himself into?

good morning bros HOOOOOOOOYP

>>714772479
fucking kek

>>714772246
D

>>714772163
Truthnuke
>>714772624
Twitch culture is spamming buttons like a brainless monkey. I despise twitch comments immensely, I wish gdq and esa were in YouTube, although the comments would be equally brainless

>>714772479
What is even happening?

>RCT in 1hr
Are YOU ready to be comfy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70RZhePLxr8

>lowest viewship
>highest donations
When viewership hits zero the donations will go to infinity.

>>714772624
> "If we let that kind of thing fly, we lose control of the stream. That would be chaos" - coolmatty

>>714772738
DING DONG BANNU

>>714771072
This. I donate to ESA because it rewards me with a good time. Otherwise, I'd just donate to the causes directly.

>>714772479
>Time outs for brain power
Actually soulless

>>714772732
>in YouTube
ESLed myself
On youtube*

What even is this game? It always looks like someone just picking up cameras on tripods

>>714772479
JOHN MADDEN!

>>714772796
I'd rather donate to something like Dogwater or that other small one we found the one time where it makes a significant difference to them and isn't just a drop in an ocean.

>think its a game about the talos god from skyrim
>its some robot jumping around game
huh

WEAR THE FUCKING MASK, CHUD!

>>714772836
Portal without portals

>>714772743
>comfy
I hope, but it's GDQ so you never know what you're gonna get

There's too many He/Him on screen right now. Who approved this run?

>>714772836
it's a puzzle game, which means it's best experienced by yourself

>>714772746
blatant money launder shielded by positivity and trannies, its fascinating so I still watch every year

>>714772836
It's a puzzle game, so of course the speedrun is completely incomprehensible dogshit to anyone that hasn't 100%'d it 3 times

>>714772836
these first person walking simulators are all the rage among reddit

>>714772796
If by good time you mean have your money stolen and your request for plum song ignored I guess

>>714772889
insane

>>714772564
QRD? staged?

>>714772791
Oh it's just harmless song lyrics. Seems pointless to hand out timeouts.

>>714772889
Does gdq still require vax cards? kek

>immediately explains the run category
I appreciate this. so many of these runners just expect everyone to have played the game they run.

>>714772889
Don't these people realize we're in the middle of a pandemic?!

>>714772978
He put that little bastard through a table

>>714772927
They did play the plum song eventually and did it two times

>>714771527
Trans rights are human rights!

>>714772796
I dont think they give a shit about entertainment value at all anymore, the event is just coasting off of hype, name recognition, and possibly money laundering.
Anyone who cared about entertainment would never greelight shit like a 45 minute "showcase" of some low energy negative charisma troon playing a rhythm game nobody has ever heard of

>>714772978
they did a race together and the banter got a little too heated

I literally just found out yesterday that they remade the first talos principle

Let me guess, it's unreal 5 slop that runs like shit despite barely looking better than the original which ran great?

>>714771527
stinky smelly cat

>>714771798
Heh

>>714772246
Spyro doesn't have good female characters

>>714772246
C

Actually did tricks regardless, wasn't just a lets play

>>714773086
>it's unreal 5 slop that runs like shit despite barely looking better than the original which ran great?
close, it looks worse. Just look at the shadows popping in lmao

>>714772049
Psi ops

>>714773074
How is it money laundering?

>>714773086
idk, I don't look up remasters of games that still look good

Okay yeah, this lady's voice is grating

>>714773083

the chat mods reaction time is unmatched

GDQ died when they started fudging the estimate so no one "goes over"

>>714772564
>>714772121
Kixy got a lot of screentime and there was a bit of Chlods x Kixy interaction. There was flash game gauntlet and a mario relay that deserves a supercut of """speedrunners""" playing like it was their first time touching a controller. Nothing else really comes to mind but I didn't catch all of it.

>>714773159
No but it has cute female characters.

>>714772889
i cant believe people like this exist

>>714773238
I'm guessing they just have a huge dictionary of banned terms and "offended" is one of them

>>714773240
Just enjoy the runs, man.

>>714773240
Was that before or after every single incentive would get met thanks to a last moment 'anonymous' donation?

>>714773113
kek. kinda cringe but GDQ would NEVER do something like that. must not have been that comfortable either given that the ground was concrete and not a wrestling mat.

IN THE BEGINNING WERE THE WORDS AND THE WORDS MADE THE WORLD

So is this game like BotW where developers learned that if you make a puzzle physically gigantic relative to the player, even the simplest kiddie puzzle seems more involved and difficult than it would be if the perspective suited the task?

>>714773271
Like who?

>>714773378
>at least one of the two is an american
>americans have to travel to fucking eurostan to have some fun

>>714773202
The event loses viewers every year for the last decade, but the donos are always around the same amount. The event hasn't grown at all in the past decade or so either, it's always around the same amount of attendees. It's suspicious as hell

>>714773407
not really

Is the left guy wearing leggings?

>>714772441
Quake :^)

the talos reawakened developer commentary is real fucking good
if you have a brain cell you really should spend some time on that game

>>714772049
Crash Team Racing

>>714773505
Is it good? I really don't play modern games aside from the occasional indie sloppa.

>>714773492
People are just being more generous despite being poorer. Stop asking questions chud.

>>714773415
Bianca

>>714773573
It's really good.

>>714773492
Okay, but where does the illegal money come from, and how are they raking in the dough?
Just call it charity fraud or whatever unless you can prove laundering is involved

>>714773492
um that is just inflation? hello?

>>714773202
View count goes down a little bit since peaking around I wanna say 2018? Yet donations continue to go up or remain the same and bonus incentives always seem to make it.

>>714773573
yes it's good, especially the DLC

>>714772441
Quake was so bad it's good; you'll have to see it to believe it.

>>714771798
You already posted it. I thought the fucking appends were this year god damn it. I want to go absolutely apeshit with my Arc.

>>714773573
Yes, if you play it then play the original/s

>>714773621
Kek look at who the charity is for though, it couldn't be more obvious

>>714773407
The game is about you (and AI) stuck in a robot suit inside of a simulation. The simulation puts you through increasingly difficult logic puzzles in an attempt to make you "evolve" into a state similar to a human being. So it's a sort of Turing test. At the same time it is social commentary because you as the player are basically being forced to prove that you are better than an AI. That's the idea of the game, anyway. The execution falls sort of flat because youre literally just solving logic puzzles which is boring and not really proof of high intelligens

>>714772017
Why?

>>714773202
Money laundering is the buzzword some anons use to try and sound smart, they don't actually know what it is, or why it wouldn't work with something like GDQ.

There's arguments to be made for them doing suspicious shit with the money but laundering really isn't it.

>>714773492
I'm wondering where people are finding the money to donate when shit is getting expensive here

Honestly pretty great run but I forgot how bad gdq hosts were

>>714772978
Nah it's 100$ real.

Do I play talos principle or reawakened first

>>714773832
original game

>>714773832
Always release order.

>>714773832
They're the same game. Play the original to witness the glory of Croteam's engine.

>>714773573
It's good. Near the end, some of the puzzles start getting too convoluted to the point that the difficulty comes from the sheer number of puzzle elements involved and not the cleverness puzzle itself, but that's about it. Haven't played the DLC though.

>>714773407
Talos Principle got made because the devs had fun making maps while working on Serious Sam, and some came up with small puzzles for the other devs to solve, then they just had an eureka and decided to make it a proper game and sell it.
Story is literally an afterthought about AI human human AI what is a human free will blah blah who gives a shit.

>>714773767
The logic tests are an intelligence test, the humanity test comes later

The Talos Principle is the best asset flip ever made.

>>714773798
Jaidlyn is sweet but for some reason she really tries to be obnoxious. There are a couple likeable hosts, but they’re rarely given the chance to read donos.
ESA hosts are miles above GDQ’s, they just have way less donos to work with lmao

>>714773929
>Haven't played the DLC though
you're missing out

>>714774019
I know, I have the DLC and sequel downloaded, just haven't gotten around to it yet.

why isn't the runner talking

Is this the first good run?

>>714774185
In the zone

Never interrupt yourself when you're hitting all your skips first try

>>714774185
He/Him, he's shutting up so women can talk.

>>714771798
Replaying Warcraft 3 campaign

>>714774005
When she's just talking normally without a high pitched voice she can be a really great host. It's indeed when she tries to be obnoxious when she gets really annoying.

>>714774193
it's just because good games are starting now.
shitty games = shitty runners

>>714774292
Favorite campaign?

有沒有人在這裡會說中文?

>>714771527
UUUUOOOOOAAAAAAARRRGRGGHHHHH KEMOSHOTA SEX

>>714774349
Human is peak. Orc is comfy rpg kino.
But as a kid I liked elves the most because tigers are fucking cool and booby ladies.

Rate the talos principle, my child

Speedrunning is troon central

RATE TALOS

Homosexuals are such good people, why are straights such scumbags in comparison?

>>714774485
B

>Crash Twinsanity
How are they going to ruin this I wonder

>>714774485
>>714774504
B+

>>714774485
>>714774504
D
shut up woman

>>714774485
B+

>>714774485
A
Actual Speedrun

>>714774485
A, one of the better ones
Good couch, always shit happening and very fast

>>714774504
>>714774485
B

>>714774485
>>714774504
B+
but really S according to gdq standards

>>714774485
>>714774504
B+

>>714774485
>>714774504
B

>>714774484
based (I would've replied based to any answer because they're all good)

Sneedrunning completely misses the meaning of this game. Youre supposed to stop and think about what it means to be a human. I hate sneedrunners with a passion. B- best run so far of the event

alright it's headphones recharging time

>>714774485
>>714774504
C

>>714774485
Very good run
A
Could've been A+ if not for the dono reader

>>714774485
>>714774504
A for An Actual Good Run

>>714774550
commentator

>>714774504
B

>>714774485
>>714774504
C

>>714774485
>>714774504
A fast run, good commentary, great game

>>714774485
>>714774504
A

I'm glad she keeps reminding me to go take a piss or I'd piss myself

>>714774485
>>714774504
A.

Finally an actual speedrun.

>>714774504
>>714774485
B

>>714774485
>>714774504
A, good speedrun, good technique, high energy couch.

>>714774485
A. Great run, solid commentary.

>>714772895
>Portal without portals
And with philosophy instead of humor.

>>714774485
>>714774504
B

RCT is gonna be good, right?

>>714774708
QRD on Banjo and Sekiro?

>>714774734
There are a few humorous moments, more so in the sequel. But yes, you are broadly correct

>>714774669
she can smell you

>>714774708
It seems GDQ is more hatewatched than ESA
GDQ threads are full of hatewatchers (personally i just skip 99% troon runs), but active, while ESA is comfy
Not starting a war here, i enjoy both events

get ready for the run you've been waiting for

>>714774708
Godless

>>714774757
>45 minutes
I'm predicting it'll get old too quick for its own good

>>714774708
I'm glad the real runs are the starting now

>>714774782
They were just well executed. Decent couch for Sekiro and it was nice seeing all those shit fuck bosses get ripped apart.

>>714774782
Banjo was prettt decent with some insane asspull tricks. Then towards the end there were a couple massive chokes, they wanted to quit the run, but came in clutch. Last 15 minutes were some really good shit and saved the run

>>714774708
So what was worse - Quake, Timespinners or Code Bunny?

>>714774826
I smell an ad "run"

>>714774757
Every RCT speedrun I've ever seen has been them building 1 attraction over and over to farm money. It's going to be shit anon

>>714774819
I've been comfywatching ESA rating and am now desperationwatching this ...thing

SNAKE EEEAAAATTEEEERRR

>>714774708
What happened with Hello Kitty?

What is this dogshit cover?

>>714774929
>98 reviews
I'm thinking you're right

What a butchering of Snake Eater

>>714774819
I watch neither and shitpost in both

>>714774819
>GDQ threads are full of hatewatchers
I think there are just more factors in play for the GDQ experience that get factored into the ratings that ESA doesn't have. Things like commentators interrupting or being annoying, donations for dumb shit, bad intermissions, too many ads or feeling too "corporate" etc. Sometimes it's hard to tell if the runs at GDQ are actually all that much worse or if people are just not happy with the state of GDQ as a whole so they sit and spam ZZZ and F at everything.

>Snake Eater rerun 1000x
Wow they really latched onto that

>>714773801
I loved this commercial back in the day.

>>714774819
I watch in the hopes of something decent, but never enjoy it anyway and end up skipping loads of runs.

Going from ESA to this is dire as fuck.

>>714772746
I like logical jokes

>>714774819
>hatewatchers
I mean, kinda, but not really.
GDQ has higher highs and lower lows compared to ESA. As a result, it ends up being more entertaining than ESA as a whole, even if the overall quality isn't high. Recent ESAs have been mostly just "meh" the whole way through.

>>714774826
that's not what floppy disks look like at all

>>714774412
No.

Why is there reverb on the commentators on the UN Squadron run? Can they do anything right?

Asian-American women and obnoxious voices, name a better combo

Trying too hard with the voice

Freudian slip

>>714775049
As much as i agree with you, its the apache guy, who runs this game forever.
Sometimes spills the spaghetti though.

>>714775110
>higher highs
alright let's see them

>>714775110
>higher highs
I'm not seeing it.
>lower lows
Agreed 100%.

>>714775189
>Any/All
Trying too hard in general.

What the fuck is wrong with this bitch? Why is she using this obviously fake tryhard anime voice that sounds awful? It's like she's desperately trying to sound like a genshin impact voice actor but she's too shit at it

This is your donation reader for this afternoon. Say something nice about her!

Is zokubun korean? She sounds like Ina.

>>714772746
i know there's that graph of the viewership over the years, is there also an overlay or something for the donation amounts that confirm they've only gone higher as viewership has fallen?

>ESA finale was a comfy relay bringing the whole community together
>GDQ finale will be fucking Deltarune

>>714775110
>GDQ has higher highs
Wrong

>>714775205
lel

>>714775278
looks like a generic human being

>>714775224
trust the plan, two more days

Huh, didn't know Bradford Cox was a speedrunner

This host sounds like she does uwu mommy mommy asmr on twitch for her spyboy audience.

>>714775330
anon, you forget the last minute run if they reach an absurd monetary goal

leaked

So this is the "PC games" /v/ keeps talking about...

>>714775420
you might want to get that looked at

What food should I order?

>>714774826
>>714774929
I've played the demo for this game and it was exactly what you'd expect: unspectacular. In fact it's funny how many games I see at GDQs that you guys get angry about because you've never heard of them, but I've played them in Next Fests. You guys should check out Next Fest threads since they're non-stop game recommendations and discussion.

this guy is a developer, isn't he

What's the correlation between transgenderism and the platformer Celeste?

>>714775483
Doner kebab

quirky ass millenialcore techno-slop

The any% leaderboard for this game has 6 people on it

>>714775445
It's a cismale, might be the only one on PC

i love how creative the theme of this game is. like . . . imagine if they introduced an enemy that would be a virus LOLOL

This game looks like it should've remained a hackathon.

>2025 game
Oh wow, it's the ad segment!

While fast, this game is kinda boring

>>714775573
this game is getting carried hard by its presentation, the movement seems so basic to get through stages. very little adversity, but it is early on and it might change. just has an "aesthetic" coat of paint

>>714775419
"last minute run" is just going to be the other 2 chapters of deltarune

>>714775630
how much did he donate to get in?
alternatively:
whose cock did he suck?

>>714775630
5 don't even know they are on it

>>714775590
You don't order that. You buy that in person so you can direct the guy exactly what to put in it and have him call you boss.

>>714774485
No puzzle game ever rates above C in my eyes
Inherently middling at best

>>714774819
Seems about right, GDQ sure doesn't seem like the threads are about speedrunning these days, and when you go from it to some of the other marathons the threads get inundated with "troons? where are the troons? is this event pozzed? where's the cringekino?" for at least a while.

>platform made out of a Letsgoooooo text
Shit game.

The biggest red flag for me is the games from that bundle

>>714775671
At least the floppy disc character is cute

>>714775704
yeah what the fuck is this?

>>714775630
>play through the game
>be top 7 speedrunner

>>714775704
i don't even need to shoop it into the screenshot

>Thanks Audience!
Empty Room.

>>714774485
I forgot to rate, talos is always an A

Slop, I'm afraid.

I am an organic consumer

>>714775785
It is an ad. He is reading a script.

Horse sluts speedrun when

>>714775785
its an ad for the game being run.

>>714775839
Wow! What great value!

masks in 2025? huge respect

Do they have scripts in their fucking hands? This some sort of play rehearsal?

This is just a playtrough

>>714775704
>>714775785
It's called having notes.

I know it's for zoomers or whatever but the presentation of GDQ just makes me feel so old. There is so much shit regularly popping up and moving and banners etc. on the screen in my peripherals that it makes it hard for me to even pay attention to the game being ran. Like the banner is cycling and then there's also a little block for literally just a scroll feed of fucking company logos.

I kind of wish I could just have a GDQ-lite overlay or something with the name of the runner, the couch, and the game.

>>714775839
I swear GDQ has shills in twitch chat 24/7.

Don't let this AMAZING RUN distract from the fact that this GDQ's Humble Bundle is COMPLETE DOGSHIT

>dont worry about the lore
yeah.. I wouldnt worry about that

>>714775839
On sale? Right now? 50% off? I'd be crazy not to buy it.

So the couch never actually played the game then? And they're pitching in with explaining the game?

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>script to tell her when to say "WEEEEEE"

l o l
o
l

>>714775037
There's an ESA bonus, and a GDQ penalty right from the start. Thread is really hostile though, even for a gdq thread

Oooohhhh it's in the GDQ humblebundle despite it being 3 months old.

>>714775919
I mean if this guy knew how to break the levels he would've fixed them.

>Spreadsheet platforms are all the same exact template, not even randomized numbers
So lazy

>>714775993
a game being 50% off 4 months after release can only be a good thing, it means they love their players!

>>714775941
I think its just their carefully curated 'giving money away is fun and makes you feel good' audience.

> another advertisement run
> couch has scripts
oh nonononono

I don't hate this game but the obvious shilling for it is obnoxious.

It was funnier when Trihex did the script thing

Why are these faggots still wearing masks? LMAO

>dresses like a very non-passing troon
>voice as feminine as possible
I am so confused

Just got home from wageslaving, did I miss anything good during the graveyard shift?

Has the audience been this empty so far?

>>714776167
Runner smells

I am an organic donator
holy shit lady enough wtf I feel like I'm watching TV

this game is epic bacon

>>714776167
trannies love masks because it hides their beards

>>714775925
just present it under the lens of disability/accessibility and watch as they either do what you want to make themselves look like hypocrites to the they/themoid mob

>>714775993
Wow, what a great deal! At half off, I can spend the other half of the money on something I really want! Thanks Mainframes™ devs!

>>714771482 (OP)
>charity first
It's dead then.
Even the fucking Telephon knew that Entertainment came first, Charity was the GOAL but you need people to be interested, so entertainment is #1.
I agree actual records is #3

>>714776109
yep that's going into my 'not reading' collection

>>714771482 (OP)
>Games Done Quick's lowest priority is games being done quick
I haven't watched this shit in 6 years at this point and it seems I'm still making the right decision year after year

>>714776170
Isn't that just a grumpy woman?

>>714776183
no

>>714776170
ugly/fat women still exist, even if troons have largely displaced them from their territories

>>714774485
A

>>714775037
I'd say if we don't account for Troons in both events the actual runs are on par with each other for both events. The commentary is what differentiates. ESA has tons of French ESLs that are irritating to listen to and GDQ has announcers screaming in your ear to donate. Tradeoffs

>this game is part of the gdq humble bundle

They don't even try hide it anymore.

WHEEEE

>>714776230
>I agree actual records is #3
That's not what he said, he said SHOWCASE. Showing off speedrunning and what game runs are like, not setting records.

>>714776234
it was actually read

>>714776234
It was from AGDQ and it got read out and the thread went crazy

>>714776292
Money collection event 1st
Entertainment 2nd
Speedruns 3rd

>>714776279
>ESA has tons of French ESLs that are irritating to listen to
Haha he got filtered by foreign accents at a Euro marathon.

Alright that's it I'm filtering out masks and empty form these threads because you guys mentioning it are not interesting or profound for making the same comment the 500th time
@GROK DO AMERICANS STILL WEAR MASKS?!?
@GROK WHY IS GDQ EMPTY????

Donation reader's voice makes me uncomfortable

WOAH IM VIBING TO THIS MUSIC I CANT HEAR AT ALL DAMN WOAH

>>714776292
Hide it? They demand it

>>714776379
>>714776356
i dont believe you

>>714776279
stop shittalking ESA in the ESA discord general

>>714776404
>ESA
English Second Assembly

HOOOOOOYYYYYYPPPPPPP Let's frickin gooooooo

>>714776404
So did everyone else when the yellow shirt cab driver came on and was utterly incomprehensible
Or E33 with the uhhhhhh uhhhhhh uhhhhhh guy

>>714776214
Pretty sure that's just an obese woman.

>>714776214
And the man jaw

>>714776109
>speedrun loli
...which one?

>>714776279
> hating on french kino runs

>>714776415
Oh my god wigwearing anon please dont do it. I swear i stop posting it.
NOT

If this is an ad, where's the indication? Aren't you supposed to tag ads as ads?

What is a "spreadsheet freak?"

>>714776430
This is one of the least annoying readers actually

they're so secure about their identity that they need a second rule about not mentioning the pronouns when that would already be covered by the first one

>>714776483
Yes, that is an American

>>714776279
>>714776525

>>714776525
The original three Trackmania games were so fucking great.

you know, I actually love them for putting an indie pixelshit game right before RCT
makes it abundantly clear what people back then ACTUALLY could do despite the limitations

Even the whole "but muh small indie game" excuse doesn't work here since RCT was pretty much the personal project of Chris Sawyer

>>714776563
let's just enjoy the run anon

good 50 years old fat office lady cosplay on the couch

>>714776519
where do i get this sound script, i'm tired

>>714776481
>So did everyone else when the yellow shirt cab driver came on and was utterly incomprehensible
What? The Streets of Rage run? Nah he wasn't difficult to understand.

>>714776525
That was the best French speedrun ever done. They are still trying to top that one to this day

>>714776442
Man let it go. Enjoy the runs.

>>714776449
https://files.catbox.moe/6fkh6k.mp4

>>714776481
That was extremely funny though

>>714776612
Kek thats pretty good

The whole platformer thing has been worked out a long time ago, why make new ones

>>714776612
kino

>>714776563
See >>714776442

this game is a visual mess

>>714776583
>during frame fatale events certain emotes are not permitted

>look at schedule
>didn't update to reflect the current run
How is it possible to add pointless hit like listing blocks, saying something is a newly added block, but NOT have the schedule auto-update.

>>714776654
Go back to the threads when that game was ran
You are full of shit the thread was all posts about how he was impossible to understand as he was mumbling in frenglish

>>714776583
>special pepe rule
Fucking kek

>less than TREE
lmfao

will his posture ever be topped?

>>714776583
>During Frame Fatales events, emotes featuring Pepe the frog, and variants of such are not permitted

>>714776687
>that save

>>714776583
wait a sec it's real
what the fuck

Oh my god this game is so boring

>>714776812
erm trans rights are not political chud

>>714776805
wow she loves it, that's a look of pure joy

>>714776812
Surely this one is a pisstake

>>714776639
>timeout to ban
lmao

>>714776750
>you now remember how this single sub emote of a homosexual streamer gave protomagicaldude a mental breakdown

Oh shit, the Ad went Overestimate

Why is this dude pushing his chin forward so much
It's uncanny

>>714776583
What the fuck why are they banning Pepe

>>714776525
Americans getting the fuck filtered out of them is why I watch the European marathons, and ASM for the odd time that fucks them over too.

>>714776583
>During Frame fatales event, emotes featuring pepe... are not permited
What?, why?

yoooooo. was that a motherfockin linux penguin ?

>>714776927
Wait, no. I'm just retarded. The 8 looked like a 0.

>>714776978
no

>>714776946
>>714776973
Pepe is an alt-right nazi dogwhistle you chuds

>>714776442
>those ads are what make GDQ possible

>>714776583
that pepe rule is actually deranged

>>714776926
Lmao he got wayyyy too cocky and thought he could take on the world. This event was the beginning of his downfall

>>714776946
You're about a decade late, anon

>>714776812
>trans Palestinians

>>714776638
The Chris Sawyer tycoon games really are masterpieces. The graphics were made by one guy, Simon Foster, and the music was also made by just one guy. It was just three people who made them so great.

>>714776874
Akshually they conveniently swap it to "human rights" whenever you bring up politics.

>>714777027
damn

what compels an indie dev to go "wow you know what artstyle will make my game stand out? the same exact retro pixel style that every other indie uses."

>>714777050
what ever happened to PMG? 41%?

>>714776946
>>714776973
no evil racism frog during the """women""" event

>>714776874
>>714777097

>>714777045
Typical case of autistic people centering their life around some random shovelware

>>714774708
>25% of speedruns were played by troons
yikes

Just caught up on the Talos Principle run. That was kino.

>>714771482 (OP)
>empty seats
bring back the troons, theyre what attracted people
i wouldve unironically booked a plane for the next esa despite it being in the ghetto of finland or where ever they are if i saw troons during this stream, i love fucking ugly desperate troons

>>714776926
Don't forget the part where it was a running joke for fucking years at GDQ before Proto went nuts about it.

>>714777007
>permanently banned
LMAO

>>714777071
just pure and utter competence and dedication come together

>>714775993
Don't forget that its DLC is also on sale, anon! 50% off as well! Be sure to enjoy your summer with that wonderful game!

>>714777123
It's an easy and less time-consuming style, that's all there is to it.

>>714777123
you suppose there was any thought process behind this game besides "i'm gonna be a rich and famous developah for making my super original dream masterpiece"

>>714776638
>coded in Assembly in his garden shed
>ran on basically any PC no problem thanks to how efficiently he made it run

>>714777123
Wait theyre playing a game? I have the stream muted on 2nd monitor, thought this was an animated break segment or something

>>714777123
I guess sucking off windows 7 makes it unique?

>>714777302
They were showing an animated ad and reading off scripts.

Does this game count as an ad seeing as it's in the GDQ humblebundle?

Rate this AD for Mainframes

>>714777007
what a cuck

>>714777269
don't forget that unlike many games from that era, it's ridiculously simple to get it to work on modern pc's precisely because it was put together by a genius

>>714777332
brother they spent half the run shilling to buy the bundle and they had a script

>>714777357
F
ad run

>>714777357
Z

>>714777357
D

runner looks like Willem Dafoe in Spider-Man 1.

>Everyone on the Mainframe speedrunning discord
Exactly how many people could that be?
>>714777045

>>714777357
F. Adverts can gtfo
>>714777332
It's purely an ad.

>>714777357
F, ad run

>>714777332
No because an ad is meant to make you want purchase a product, not put you to sleep

>>714777357
Z

>>714777357
D-

>>714777357
D

>>714777357
B

>>714777357
D, ad run but it wasnt over estimate.

>>714777357
D.
I’ve seen worse, but this was a snoozer.

>>714777357
D-

>>714776638
Not everyone is a genius trainspotter savant like Chris Sawyer. That's an unfair bar to set.

>>714777357
F

>>714777357
Z

>>714777357
Z

>>714777357
F

>>714777357
Z

>>714777357
F
Ads get F

>>714777357
ZZZ ad

>>714777357
D for aD, not really any interesting stage gimmicks either

>>714777357
D. Best score I can give to an ad. The actual run was pretty inoffensive and generic.

>>714776183
There ain't anything good about these events anymore. We just watch it to laugh at troons.

>>714777357
D subtle ad run

>>714777071
timeless game

>>714777357
F

>>714777357
Z
didn't expect gdq to be THIS fucking bad this time around

>>714777332
>is this ad for humble bundle an ad?

>>714777007
I would kms if I ever donated money to this satanic freakshow

>>714777357
D
Pretty mediocre + ad

>>714777357
D

>>714777357
I'm doin' him a D

Commentator sounds like an Asian man to female troon.

>>714777357
D

>>714777357
F

>>714777425
>3 times explicitly said how pepe is an extremist symbol
>small print on the bottom: actually, pepe is not an extremist symbol
every time

>>714777332
No it counts as an Ad because it's in the humble bundle and they admitted it was in chat here >>714776442

this girl should do JOI

>>714776583
It is insane to me that people choose to put up with this shit and freely give GDQ the patronage they need. A charity that relies entirely on the kindness of others banning anyone who shows up.
Though I suppose many of those who put up with it are literally insane.

>>714777357
F

>>714777553
a tranny? at GDQ??? couldnt be!

>>714777553
Anon you're hearing and seeing them everywhere now, are they in the room with you right now?

Spamming Z on something so dull is just taking away from the really heinous shit

>>714777357
F
Also an ad

>>714777425
>pepe is more powerful than the swastiska + reichsadler x 4
Thats crazy

>>714777610
There's another announcer who does those, who /v/ fawned over till they found out she does them, lol.

GDQ is listed as a charity, but SGDQ isnt
just FYI

Who's ready for a ride?

>Those of you who are still with me
Do you have to make it sound like your viewers are dying?

>>714777673
ads are bottom of the barrel

>>714777357
F

>>714777673
who cares, shove the chart up your ass

>>714777732
Are you retarded?

Make a new thread you lazy fucks

>>714777673
name 3(three) legit Z runs

>>714777357
Z

>>714777357
ZZZ

>Ad
>Maskfaggots

>>714777007
Okay but why the fuck are you donating 12 grand what the hell is wrong with people

I prefer Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 to the first two games.

>>714777785
not him, but Quake64 was legit the worst run I can ever recall seeing

>>714777785
Every proto run

>>714777735
I hope this gets a shout out

>>714777785
Celine Super Metroid, Celine Alien Isolation, Quake 64.

>>714777007
No refunds!

>>714777729
Who?

>>714777832
Why though?

>taking your kid to this tranny fest
what the fuck

there's some dude in chat telling them to hug their "partner's and take their meds, is he taking the piss

>>714777673
I honestly think lowest rating is appropriate for an ad disguised as a run

>>714777832
"Hope the tech team and announcers are ready to take a ride with Mr. Bones"

>>714777743
No they arent

>>714777785
Spikefaggot's pokemon """"randomizer""" run where he miraculously got a Spore tm early on and STILL went over estimate by a half a god damn hour

>>714777775
"Hey you, do my job"

Could these skanks turn off their e-whoring voices for the charity event.

>>714777929
that's what you said

>>714777885
getting them on HRT early!!!

>>714777785
MGR

>>714777920
Keizaron's Forbidden Memories run that just went on forever.

>>714777742
>at the end of it all, he berated himself
Christ. These people are all battered spouses.
Just throw that money at any other charity or any other marathon, dude. GDQ clearly don't want you, and you should be saying that's THEIR loss, not yours.

>>714777874
Nickole or something.

>>714777742
$2000 would change my life since thats a month to do whatever I want/improve myself/focus on other things.

>>714777824
>when you zoom all the way out and the music kicks in
It's definitely underrated but the first two are objectively better.

>>714777886
imagine needing random clowns to remind you to take your meds
just put some phone alarms like any mildly logical person. shit's crazy

>>714777901
No you dont

>>714777879
Cuz I always smile when Mr Bones gets mentioned

>>714777775
Fucks sake i'll bake when it hits page 9, calm down.

Time for REAL vidya

>>714777785
FNAF, you know the one

>still dont have gifted sub to ruin the mood for some gdq baseders
Not weeeeee

the cringe has begun

why is "her" head so comically big

This is already an S tier run. Sometimes you just know right away.

>>714778005
Not like anybody even remembers it's from /v/ anymore.

Great run already

I can't find it on youtube but wasn't there a run of Mario a few years ago where the kid brought his grandma with him? Did I dream it?

reddit alert

>>714775839
Wow, that's a great value! I'm sure this will make a perfect gift or fun for the whole family!

>>714778069
this could be good, keeping my fingers crossed

>OpenRCT2
You didn't beat the game.

This might be a good one

Is this the same runner or am i crazy?

Lame faggots.

>>714778087
HOLD IT!
>weeeeeeeee!

>>714778005
Then put on a tape or something

>>714778121
desu I don't think you can speedrun the original game as it doesn't have early scenario completion

This is about to look like he's playing an RTS

>open stream for the first time
>literal best run of the marathon just getting started
I have a gift

I wan't to get off Mr Boneless wild ride

>>714778043
The Security Breach one where the dude had the Gamma turned up to absolute fucking max, sat two inches from the screen and demanded absolute silence the entire time?

>>714778121
OpenRCT can do RCT1 restrictions now.

>>714778201
YES CHEF

AIEEE MY EYES WHERE IS THE WARNING??!?!?!??!

>>714778210
this is why we need stream 2

You know when I shat on ESA for relying on the John meme? I was right then, still. But these fags took the ONE fun meme from GDQ in recent years and have just ran it into the ground, it's impressive.

Nevermind this sucks

Weeeee

>>714778089
I understand the confusion, but that wasn't his grandma

>everyone likes trains right?
>like dono trains?
They just constantly shill good god

i'm having a fucking seizure, where was the flashling lights warning?

>>714778149
You'd think I already do cuz I smile all the time, but it's only cuz I'm a pretty happy dude.

HOTKEY GOD WTF

>building the coasters off camera
fuck this

These people live in bubbles in a padded room.

>>714777785
Anything Kiezaron has ever done

I can't hear this dude on the couch at all. Don't these faggots have a tech team to balance the mics?

>memorized a shitload of key presses to blindbuild coasters
this is absolute kino

*blah blah blah* *click clack* max lateral jizz *click clack* *blah blah blah*

This does not seem like it’ll be interesting to watch in the slightest

What does "ff%" mean?

>>714778312
No that's not it, it was his actual grandma on the couch wearing headphones and everything. And she would go "is he doing good?"

I am not crazy! I know they swapped those letters! I knew it was Frame Fatales. As in they save frames. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. She – he covered his tracks, they got that idiot in the tech crew to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? Theyve done worse. That beat saber run! Are you telling me that a pesron just happens to get a run approved like that? No! He approved it! Spikevegeta! He said the N WORD on discord! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own discord! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't beat zelda by himself! But not our Spike! Couldn't be precious Spike! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a host!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

>>714778315
QUICK TECH CREW CUT TO BLACK FOR THIS RUN (shoutouts btw)

>>714778350
Won't anyone think of the epileptics?

Wait a minute this is not a based run.
This is a homo run.

>>714778350
Imagine being so weak that flashing lights could fuck you up.

>>714778350
>About 3 to 5 percent of the 2.7 million Americans with epilepsy (approximately 100,000 individuals) are photosensitive

>>714778350
remember to hydrate, TRANS ROIGHTS!