>30 y/o virgin
>work a trade job, go to 3-5 different random houses a day for work
>finally encounter a single chick who's very flirty
>spend like 2 hours at her place half-working while we just talk
>finish job
>she says I'm cute, asks for my number, says I should come over some time, and even gives me a hug before I leave
>she's always busy when I'm available
Bros I'm gonna go fuckin' insane, it's been long enough that I don't think it's gonna happen at this point

>30 y/o virgin
>work a trade job, go to 3-5 different random houses a day for work
>finally encounter a single chick who's very flirty
>spend like 2 hours at her place half-working while we just talk
>finish job
>she says I'm cute, asks for my number, says I should come over some time, and even gives me a hug before I leave
>she's always busy when I'm available
Bros I'm gonna go fuckin' insane, it's been long enough that I don't think it's gonna happen at this point

>>103459569
>we climb
IT'S FUCKING PEAK IT'S ALWAYS PEAK

>"bro, I love the heat! It's in my blood! My great great great grandmama was part Greek!"
>*Dies 15 minutes later*

Why are tourists like this?

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thoughts?

https://vocaroo.com/1O7LtQESwviV

>almost done loading my raft with atls, literally 10 boxes left
>some turbo fag lands nearby in his shitty freelancer
>starts "helping" me by fucking up the remaining grid on the raft
Launched a box at the cunt, he was still lying in the elevator when I took off. Can you kill people in armistice with a container?

>kill scurrius with a ratbane weapon
>easy
>kill scurrius 10 times
>spine is 1/33
what the FUCK did jagex mean by this?

>>212749879
Psychologische Kriegsführung, ich lebe ja so schon mietfrei in deinem Schädel & du tust ja schon jeden 2. als gurke betiteln wenn ich nich da bin, irgendwann brutzelt dein Hirn durch

oh god she's doing the thing where she reads over them while they talk in the background again

>>101983385
my brain is constantly warring between the two states of
>oh my god she's so happy it fills my cold dead heart with warmth seeing her like this
and
>I need to absolutely fuck her brains out pick her up and slam her shortstack body down on my cock with her massive raccoon hangers pressing into my chest SEEEEEEEEEX SEX SEXXXX

It's fucking finally happend, game won't even load into matches.
Just hangs on the mission screen, for Multiplayer, Zomb and Wazrone.

Anyone had to deal with the same and got a fix?

>>33294818
It's over

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm not going to sign up for Disney Plus, so stop asking

>>211382071
Bros...

I'm starting to take the pitpill

>>11787210
Crazy how easy it is to run on 4k