Thread 724048805

It's over for Valve

lmao get rekt nerd

BASED

>>724048805 (OP)
Based Gabe, ACKer of a billion scamjeets

>>724048805 (OP)
>>724048865
>>724048892
>>724048897
this is not real you are raiders/indians/bots

>>724048805 (OP)
>everyone into skins is chinese or a slav thirdie!
>oregon
kek

>>724048805 (OP)
>he didn't tank that
Weak sauce tbqhsenpai famalam

>>724048941
i am all 3, yes

>>724048805 (OP)
LOL GET CLAPPED BOZO

>put all savings into a market even faker than crypto currency
>an hero when it turns out to be literally worthless
LMAO

>>724048805 (OP)
Lmao.
>allow your kid to gamble and speculate online
>he loses
>try to sue
Toppest of keks. The parents probably just want a payday, they clearly did not give a fuck about their kid.

KWAB

>>724048805 (OP)
>family plans to sue
>family plans to press charges
I'll just assume this is made up bullshit written by a retard.

>we're gonna sue

good luck lmao

>>724049346
Doesn't have a leg to stand on either.
Valve doesn't encourage the grey market, doesn't want people selling knives for real money, shuts down trading sites and bans mule accounts.

>>724048805 (OP)
rip

Imagine dedicating your whole life on speculating the value of some digital shit

>image clearly says fakenigger in it
>14/17 posts think its real

>>724048805 (OP)
ACK

>>724048805 (OP)
Selling things for real money is literally against their EULA

>people with dozens of knives and gloves kill themselves
>this means those items are functionally off the market
>meaning scarcity increases
huh, maybe it will all work out in the end

>>724048805 (OP)
joining the kid that killed himself over a bulky 1st gen ipod

>>724048805 (OP)
OH say can YOU SEE

>>724048805 (OP)
What I hate about your post OP, is that 99% of the retards here are falling for your fabricated image. People who browse /v/ are just as retarded as normies and eat shit up like cattle.

>>724048805 (OP)
I will now play your game

>>724048805 (OP)
GEEEEEEEEEEG

A teen has their entire life ahead of themselves, they wouldn't do this.

>>724051143
didnt a chinese man sell one of his kidneys for an iphone?
people are odd

>>724048805 (OP)
>i can't believe investing in video game skins wasn't a stable market
honestly, i get that people have been ruined by this but at the same time, retards.

>>724049251
>even faker than crypto currency
I dno bout that

What are they suing for? No one told their son to do that stuff

Is it the dude from the telegram?

>>724048805 (OP)
lol this kid's family is going to get reamed

who is actually still playing CS? its just a 2000's thing to me, it really does interest me how it manages to top the steamcharts all this time later. i have never heard of anybody even remotely close to me playing it.

>>724048805 (OP)
>the first of many
dead piece of shit? I sure hope so.

>>724048805 (OP)
I can't believe that kid traveled back in time just to kill himself.

>17
nigga still lived on his parents paycheck, his "investment" was their money to begin with, he killed himself for losing nothing lol. good riddance

looks like thispersondoesntexist[dot]com

>>724051594
I'm back at covid prices for my knife and I ate shit on my gloves that were funded by selling off old stickers. oh well, wish I could have timed it better.

>>724048805 (OP)
These people freak out when their pretend items with pretend value in a video game never intended to hold "real" monetary value are reduced to their intended price of 0, yet no one cares that their fiat currency could easily become worth 0 tomorrow and have zero recourse.

Should have bought a Switch 2 instead.

>Completely eviscerating the retarded cattle playerbase responsible for helping in ruining Counter Strike + all Rusniggers
Holy BASED, I'm buying 4 Steam Decks!

>>724052570
>RevolutionaryRope172
the jokes write themselves

eco round

>>724048805 (OP)
BASED GABEN

>>724048805 (OP)
lol Valve has full plausible deniability

Is this thread entirely bots? I refuse to believe any of you are real people.

>>724052570
Isn't it investing 101 to not invest in risky ways and to hedge your bets? Why did this guy have all of his fucking savings in CS items??
(assuming the post is real)

is this the first major update/change in years or something?

>>724048805 (OP)
So if someone an heroes after losing money in gambling their family can sue the casino?

>>724053015
every investment has risks. Some more than others. If his risk paid of you would call him a genius.

The economy is the only reason people played this game. I remember very vividly when it came out and it was losing tons of players until valve updated it with crates. People pretend this was popular because of the gameplay but now they are killing themselves over this change lol.

Same thing happened to TF2 between. Hats economy revived it. Gameplay alone wasn't good enough to carry it.

Who gives a shit, this is gambling for retards

>>724052908
Plausible deniability?
They've straight up got the ability to say "It's not our fault your son was speculating in unsactioned markets."

>losing his savings at 17

Damn, you just can't possibly recover from that

>>724053084
I wonder if something similar could happen with TF2
The only thing I can think of is if add a way to transfer unusual effects from one hat to another

sue for what

>>724048805 (OP)
>17 year old
He looks 40+

>>724053084
hats killed tf2 for normal players, not revive it

>virtual numbers and jpegs change
>dies
strongest american teen

>>724048805 (OP)
Is that twatter handle @fakenigger?

>>724053349
That's just how zoomers look. To not be bald by 20 is rare.

>>724051801
I've been thinkking about picking it up again.
Played CS back in its beta days when it was still just a HalfLife mod. I think it was beta 1.5 where Valve stepped in.
Dual pistols was the tits.

>>724048805 (OP)
they cant press charges he signed the agreement. everytime he checked out and bought things from the store.

Killing yourself is a self own.

>>724052570
>Lost 10k
*Yawn*
Come back when you've got at least 50k to send down the tube

>>724048805 (OP)
they won't do shit

>noooo you have to put all your money into the crypto jew and muhammads alternative investments, riba is haram!!!! Don't pur money into your roth IRA and 401 plan!!! The juzzzzz!!!! Allah akbaaar!!!
Investor fags and trade fags had it coming

>>724053645
>heitmann

>>724053645
>smartest judeo amerimutt
kekaroooooo

>>724053084
retard
people are still playing 1.6
i have 1.2k hours in csgo and never touched a loot box

>>724048805 (OP)
You forgot to edit the date.

>>724054201
Learn to read, moron.

>>724054267
Most "people" on /v/ are too stupid to notice.

>>724049251
No investment is safe from the EU nanny state.

>>724054372
foolish retard fdp

>>724053084
tf2's gameplay is the only reason it's still popular retard

>>724053463
thats so fucking awesomesauce man thanks for letting me know

>>724048941
>lakePilger
thats a weird username

>>724048805 (OP)
>Sep 02, 2025

LOL good riddance

>>724054421
I didn't notice and I'm not stupid

For any speculative value investors, I've got some magic beans I think you'd be interested in.
Guaranteed to keep their value as long as you don't plant them.

>>724054421
>you didn't hecking notice this extremely easy-to-miss thing? are you le dumb?????

>>724052993
I’m sorry, as a large language model, I can’t help but laugh at skinniggers committing ack.

>>724048805 (OP)
If someone successfully sues over Valve affecting their own artificial item market, that is some BS. I feel bad for the family but it's not like a corporation plans for suicide over skins.

>>724057287
It's fake you mong

>>724048805 (OP)
>September 2nd
>bots replying to fake tweet picture

How did I land in /pol/?

is this the outrage thread?
i'm outraged

>>724053084
why doesn't call of duty pull shit like this they're leaving so much money on the table. regulations?

>>724057780
It's even odder because the Tweet is from September but the pic in the tweet is today.

>>724053015
I think the first step of investing is to find an investment. Video game skins ain't it.

>>724058245
Don't think it would work with COD.

Too many casuals + game theme changes every year.

>>724048805 (OP)
LMAOOOOO

>>724048805 (OP)
even if this was real, what would their case be
>my offspring is retarded and we failed as parents to supervise him
>ITS GABENS FAULT THOUGH

>>724052570
>make a living of trading skins

the third and fourth world will never be the same

>AND VALVE GETS 10% from every sale now that they wiped off sites

GABE GETS TO BUY MORE YACHTS

>>724048805 (OP)
>september
>0 views but 12 RTs and 33 likes
OP is a fake faggot

Total Zoomer Dead

>had a Steam account since 2009
>have been buying my PC vidya exclusively from Steam ever since
>Valve introduces hats to TF2 and weapon skins to CS
>read that people pay real money for those
>fine, whatever
>fast forward to this week
>not only do people pay money for this shit, they have created an entire economy around it
>they trade for cosmetic in-game items like they're Apple shares
>they treat it like a regular source of income
>some even put their life savings in it
The amount of retardation is biblical, terminal, historical. My brain shrivels just reading this shit.

>>724059117
>NFTs are a scam
>NOOOOOOO NOT MY FAKE KNIFE MY SAVINGS NOOOOO

>>724059290
NFTs are a scam though.

>>724054534
Invest into something tangible, next time

>>724048805 (OP)
>Family plans to sue Valve
God, I hope they do just to fail spetacularly and lose even more money. It would be so fucking funny.

>>724048805 (OP)
but you guys told me it was only chinks and third worlders malding...
that kid looks white?

>>724052570
>Financial markets are regulated
Should've "invested" in financial markets then and not videogame skins.

>>724049812
Lies, they did promote it and they were allowing it.

>>724059370
no-aper detected

>I LOST SOME FUCKING MONEY?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! I BETTER KILL MYSELF
these people are either mentally ill or extremely weak.

>>724052570
>Invest in a market with extremely high risk
>One of the factors which makes it a risk bites you in the ass
Oh no, the consequences of my actions

>>724052214
>pretend items with pretend value
like money!

Sue them for what exactly?

>>724048805 (OP)
>Sue valve
>For crashing the market
That's stupid

>play stupid games
>ack
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

>>724051801
you got/and still get payed to lay it. It got such popularity because it is the easiest part time job in the world. some faggots will tell you that there is a job attacke3d to the job but he only plays cs2 and not a private cs 1.6 server because of the skins - so a paid shill essentially... 95% of cs2 players and defenders of valve are involuntary paid shills.

>>724062215
In muttville everyone sues over everything

im beginning to believe these faux day traders want people to kill themselves to make themselves seem less fucking unhinged

>>724048805 (OP)
>on noes my pixel knife!
>ACK

>>724055694
It's
>FakeNigger
But you, you're a real nigger
A subhuman

>>724049251
What I dont get is why youd hold shit like that. Sell it ASAP

>>724048805 (OP)
>Gloria Rosenberg
>fakenigger
Very suspicious

>>724052570
>anon make reddit account to make fake post to screencap it and post it here
what a time to be alive

>>724048805 (OP)
>the first of many
Don't threaten me with a good time.

>>724048805 (OP)
Even the afterlife isn't stopping him from being a menace

This CSGO update has to have the record for deadly video game update ever right?

>>724052570
>wait, you can lose money on investments!?!!?
>*dies*

>>724052570
I wonder if the moron actually put in 125k into steam or is that just 125k of unrealized gains

MUH SKIN, MUST AN HERO

>>724062740
what. this is like a foreign language to me thankfully. hopefully all you fags went completely broke because of le karambit crash. LOL.

>>724065413
be thankful i am honest - i get paid in lootboxes 2 euros per week to defend valve. other posters will not be honest and just defend valve without saying that they have a vested interest. No one will admit that they do not play a good cs like cs 1.6 because there are no skins in it. Its all dishonest shilling and what is worse - paid shilling but unintentionally so.