Thread 938869844

I'm 30 years old and have never had a girlfriend
I've never been on a date
I've never kissed
I've never hugged
I've never held hands
I've never had sex

>>938869844 (OP)
this is why i'm gay and lowkey trans, at least dudes are bros, women hate men

>>938869844 (OP)
be my girlfriend

>>938869844 (OP)
i look like that

>>938869844 (OP)
Grim

>>938869846
I am a hairy skinny fat shutin with a cock and balls

>>938869844 (OP)
And? You're not special.

>>938869844 (OP)
what the fuck have you been doing all these years? you had 16 years to get all those crossed off the list.

>>938869849
its fucking OVER

>>938869844 (OP)
Trust me, you don't want a gf. You want to have sex. Get your money and go to your local prostitution zone, simple.

>>938869844 (OP)
me too bro

>>938869844 (OP)
Same

>>938869844 (OP)
why does this character make me want to become an alcoholic?

I'll drink to that

>>938869851
>wheredoyouthinkweare.webp

>>938869850
That's what dad always said when I got sick

Many years ago on this site someone said find a fat girl, seduce her, date her at least for awhile and it will boost your confidence. I did and it worked. I've had 5 different gfs and countless amounts of sex with them.

>>938869857
you'll drink to anything

>>938869851
I graduated high school and then neeted for over ten years
now my parents are dying and I don't have any money

>>938869844 (OP)
Good for you. I hate woman.

>>938869844 (OP)

So, you sad about it or what?

>>938869861
I'll drink to that.

>>938869860
Yeah fat women are easy

>>938869844 (OP)
So? Why are you putting that much emphasis on things that did nothing but hurt people more than they helped them.
Fine something to actually do with your life that would help give you a long term goal to strive towards and you will soon come to realize hose much easier life is without a woman to drain your energy and keep you away from the things you actually enjoy doing.

>>938869844 (OP)
I am 26 and have been on three dates. I enjoyed them but realized that the only way I will ever get these dates is by masking myself, and if I wanted to sustain relationships I would have to keep that mask up forever. I found this to not be worth it so I decided to just grind out my MSEE and live somewhere affordable, so now I own a home and comfortably play videogames.

Videogames I have enjoyed recently include Q.U.Q., Battlefield 6, Rabbit Hole, and ZeroRanger. I would recommend all of the above except for Battlefield 6 and will be accepting further questions on my opinions.

>>938869851
Ignoring women (the mentally ill)

>>938869860
>>938869866
last time I tried to hit on a fat woman at a con her gaggle of ugly ass friends/boyfriends whatever they were said I was making her """uncomfortable""" and I """needed to leave"""

>>938869868
>I am 26
leave this Place where you still can little bro

>>938869844 (OP)
>35
>all but the first
you are lucky, as you never know what you could never have again

>>938869868
what is your opinion on Skub?

Nobody cares, there are plenty of losers who have had sex, they're still losers
If its messing with you go have sex with a prostitute, you'll realize after it means nothing, just get over yourself

i've stopped obsessing over a gf and focused on just enjoying my hobbies.
either one will come or she won't.
fatalism is comforting in a way and helps you stop ruminating

>>938869860
I would only maybe get with a fat girl if she was still more hourglass than potato shaped

>>938869844 (OP)
Sex doesn't even feel good, not that I've had sex before.

>>938869867
>on things that did nothing but hurt people more than they helped them.
thats only recent. but now you cant even afford fucking shelter without pooling your money with at least one other person unless you've been busting ass for a while and or are fortunate, so you're just fucked either way if you're male

>>938869868
why do you play AGP-coded games?

>>938869870
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there bro.

Chinese massage parlors. I just don't go anymore because condoms are lame.

>>938869874
prostitution is illegal here

>>938869844 (OP)
im 31 and this is me. I feel sad what ive become. I wish life turned out differently for me

barely even get excited for games anymore

>>938869868
>14% of American women your age are on OF.
They're all whores and don't deserve you

What’s the quickest suicide method with the smallest margin of error? The last thing I want is to shoot myself and survive.

>>938869844 (OP)
me except i'm 28 and have hugged a girl (as a friend) and had a girl (friend being cheeky) sit on my lap. both junior high

>>938869884
https://youtu.be/TOe0MJujZOg?si=72cdRMWAEEQqPKTA

>>938869844 (OP)
I'm 32 years old and have never had a girlfriend
I've been on like 20 dates (say 2 or 3 average per girl)
I've kissed maybe 8 girls
I've obviously hugged girls
I haven't held hands in 7 years
I've never had sex

I'm somewhat attractive but my low self esteem and feeling like an outcast makes it difficult to go out and meet women. All of my previous dates (they were all average or better, believe it or not) came from Tinder or Bumble but I can't get a date from Tinder or Bumble anymore, something changed. I am more attractive than I used to be btw, so that's not it. Being intelligent, sensitive, and good hearted is a terrible thing when it comes to attracting women. I don't mean that I'm a "nice guy", I'm just a good dude with no tattoos, which is major ick for the average woman.

>>938869885
Used to be ring cleaner, you'd just go to a jewelry store and ask for some to clean your "wedding ring" or whatever. Not sure if they've changed the formula.

>>938869885
There isn't one. You should keep living out of spite.

>>938869871
I have been here for 12 years unfortunately.
>>938869873
I was always staunchly pro-skub, but after realizing the negative impact on my health and relationships I checked into rehab and renounced my ways.
>>938869879
Because I pretty obviously have AGP. I have no plans to transition in real life because I am a pragmatist and acknowledge the inadiquicies of modern medical science. Lately for this I have been enjoying Infinite Worlds (AI app) and when I get sick of AI I write my own stories.
>>938869884
You're right, but in the reciprocation I have enough sympathy to know that they don't deserve me either. I am probably some level of psycho and when I attempt to analyze my desired actions from an external view I realize what an existence I am.

>>938869885
You gotta really fuck up if you shoot yourself and miss. Just don't aim straight up.
Suicide isn't an escape, it's an end. Remember that.

I'm white and the only women who like me are black or asian. I would honestly rather stay kv than date any of them.

>>938869844 (OP)
I'm 26 and the same, soon I'll be in your exact boat.
Life sure is hopeless.

>>938869885
Train. That's how King Terry went out.

>>938869886
Get the fuck outta here, normalfag.

am I a virgin if I had sex but only with guys and trannies and while locked up in chastity?

>>938869885
There's a decent chance if you do that you'll still end up somewhere similar or worse

>>938869889
>born 200 years too late to get over the counter arsenic
Grim

>>938869893
fag

>>938869886
kill yourself fakecel

>>938869844 (OP)
That's crazy. I did all those things in middle school and high school, but have been alone since.

>>938869897
Nope you are a fag who has been fucked

>>938869899
They changed helium tanks so you can't use them either. Government will do anything in its power to keep their slaves working.

>>938869844 (OP)
Congrats, you're the new norm.

>>938869844 (OP)
zamn!

>>938869844 (OP)
Same.
And?

>>938869897
You should really detransition. After the National Guard/ICE finish with criminals/immigrants, they'll go after people like you. I'm not even kidding.

>>938869899
Honestly, euthanasia/assisted suicide should be legal

>>938869844 (OP)
32
Same deal
Caring about something you aren't capable of is stupid. Focus on better things.

the only girl i touched in my entire life was my cousins' butt we were playing around and it suddenly turned into wrestling and i grabbed them
it felt so good and weird. and made it sound like I grabbed because I tripped and fell
I hope I'm not the only one

L m a o

wow, great videogame thread

>>938869909
The leafs can do it now. Whether they want to or not kek.

I'm 24 and I've hugged a girl before

>>938869844 (OP)
>only requirement for me to get a girlfriend is to have a job
feels good to be a thirdie

>>938869911
Well you post frogs so no surprise this is your state

>All women want 10/10 chads or crackheads who'll beat them within an inch of their lives
>All men want 10/10 supermodel whores with 0 intelligence or literally just their waifu irl
>Neither side will ever be happy
>Both sides will kill themselves eventually
Grim. If you ask me, this is entirely the fault of social media.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Only sexual experience I ever had was when my 14 year old cousin (female) molested me when I was 9. She claimed we were going to "play doctor" then she basically carried me to bed, began stripping me down so she could better "consult" me then when I got hard against my will from simply just being touched, she started "massaging" my cock until I dry ejaculated (cause I wasn't producing sperm at that time yet).

>>938869913
>t. janny brownnoser
Make sure to report it too sweety
;)

>>938869918
>tfw no state mandated Tomoko gf
The game was rigged from the start.

>>938869920
giwtwm

>>938869922
For me, it's Tirma.

>>938869918
I want a 10/10 supermodel whore who'll beat me within an inch of my life

Me too bro. I swing between wanting to live and at odd times go heavily into drinking and suicidal plans. Just don't do the latter and make it.

>tfw had sex multiple times with multiple gfs by early 20s
skill issue

>>938869844 (OP)
groovy

>>938869915
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BEING HERE
leave this Hellhole is never come back, seriously this board is like a drug, you can become addicted to shitposting

Alright old men, help me out here. I am making a point and click adventure in my free time, please tell me your favorite point and click adventure games as well as your favorite moments in point and click adventure games.

>>938869918
>All men want 10/10 supermodel whores
I wish this was actually all they wanted true so all the gassed up mids and *plus sized queens" with inflated egos could get a reality check.

I'm married. Me and my wife like playing Mario Kart, Moving Out, and other couch slop. Just be yourself, don't be fat, and shower.

>>938869844 (OP)
are the legends true? did you gain wizard powers?

>>938869932
There are no girls in my apartment and I don't go out, that's being myself and I don't wanna be someone else

>>938869930
Does Ace Attorney count? It's the only thing close enough that I've finished.
Writing will be the most important part anyway, so that should be your main focus.

>>938869929
i don't think you're addicted to the board or shitpositng. it's socializing part which you lack irl so you come here instead. i bet if you had a big family and a large circle of friends you'd not give two fucks about this place.

I don't even know how you get a girlfriend outside of school.

>Women in gyms, bars, clubs etc. constantly assert they don't want to be approached, not worth the risk to find out which ones want a spur of the moment thing
>Dating sites are fubar unless you're insanely handsome and/or rich

>>938869933
Only if you fall down the esoteric rabbithole.

>>938869844 (OP)
I was 33 when I had my first girlfriend
33 when I was on my first date
33 when I had my first kids
33 when I had my first hug
33 when I held hands for the first time
33 when I had my first sex

>>938869844 (OP)
same but 25
recently I was out for a walk and a woman saw my face and said "oh my god" out loud
it really hit me hard, I knew I wasn't super handsome but to cause such a visceral reaction of disgust I must be way uglier than I thought
it's not fair, it's not my fault I'm ugly and autistic

>>938869932
can you give me speedrun strats to get a gf and get married to her?

>>938869931
Yes but the simps willing to sleep with 600lb whales aren't the ones who make/post in these threads. Gurantee OP and friends wouldn't settle for a 5-6/10

>>938869886
does having a girl sending you nudes in college count?
well she acted and looked like Nagatoro. too bad i was too autistic to hit

I'm attractive and there are a ton of young woman in my apartment complex. I have to go out of my way to avoid these skanks since they always try and talk to me.
Leave me the fuck alone

>>938869844 (OP)
I'm 34 years old and haven't had a sincere girlfriend despite trying numerous times aside from twice. Once when I was 15/16 and once again when I was 19 both times with the same woman.
I haven't been on a date since I was 19
I haven't been kissed since I was 18
I've hugged plenty
I haven't held hands since I was 19
I haven't had sex since I turned 30, which was with an escort in Las Vegas.

It could be worse OP. You could have Aspergers like me.

Lesbians don't see you people as romantic partners.

>>938869936
>not being estranged from said large family
Nothing like being the resident weirdo who barely has any photos on the wall. Might as well be a ghost in that regard.

>>938869844 (OP)
video games!
please leave.

>>938869933
yeah but you only get magic missile at 30. all the good stuff is locked away at 40+

>>938869939
First kiss not kids, *phew* could you imagine

The closest I've ever gotten to a woman was when I got a nuru massage. The kind where the woman rubs herself all over you.
It was weird... I analyzed the situation more than I participated in it.

What do you think of your situation? Do you intend to change it?

>>938869940
You should have raped her on the spot. She was probably into fat ugly bastards and was coaxing you.

>>938869924
Dita is better

>>938869936
OK, ok but dont blame me when youre 40 and you still shitposting here

What magic did you get?

I think I'm just autistic. A girl actually asked me out when I was 15 in like 2007 and I said no, not because I thought she was ugly or anything, but because I couldn't be bothered. Still can't.

>>938869954
I'm 43 already, get lost

>>938869946
I don't see lesbians as human.

>>938869953
Agree to disagree. Blight is my favorite entry in the series, it has a party of 10/10 characters, and I would do literally anything for Tirma to be my wife.

24 jobless NEET, how do I change my fate?

>>938869935
That's a good point, I think I would count Ace Attorney. I agree on the writing since that's the primary form of reaction the player receives from the game, of course the actual execution of "good writing" is significantly more difficult than just knowing that lol. Do you have any other particular thoughts on examples of good writing?

>>938869942
It depends on if you actually post a 6/10 or a girl that's half that. Hoeflation must stop.

>>938869936
accurate, I don't touch this place during the holidays

>>938869945
damn, did you catch Aspergers from the hooker?

>>938869844 (OP)
What does telling yourself that you have to be able to do these or any thing at all do with your mind? It creates fear, anxiety, anger, desperation etc. no? Which is all suffering, right? So will you keep thinking this way and keep hurting yourself over and over or lead a happy life no matter how life goes? It's all up to you, no one else can change you.

>>938869960
Suicide

>>938869957
>I'm 43 already
o-ojisan i kneel...

>>938869956
>Keep bullying pretty girl in class (no idea why I was doing that)
>Eventually asks if I'm into her
>Say no
yeah 'tism got my virginity safe

>>938869844 (OP)
Same, but in my case I simply distrust women in general. I am simply too vain and selfish to ever date someone as well, I enjoy my freedom and care free life too much.
>>938869868
You should try deadlock. I know I sound like a shill but the game is pretty good now.
>>938869918
society has changed quite a bit. I guess every first world country will be invade by poorfag third worlders because every single one of them has declining birthrates

>>938869960
get a job and videogamus idk

>>938869859
damn, you had a dad? Lucky you.

As long as you are not a NEET...

Tranny thread

>>938869962
Why? Are you a commie? Demand and supply are king.

>>938869918
my last gf was ugly and i was perfectly happy with her if she would just be happy but she was literally going psychotic over the fact that she felt like she wasnt good enough (i live in a rich town and was probably "out of her league" a little and shes from a poor as fuck rural area) and because i jacked off to porn sometimes instead of exclusively nutting inside of her

>>938869964
I caught it at birth unfortunately.

>>938869960
day trade crypto/stock options

>>938869975
>i jacked off to porn sometimes instead of exclusively nutting inside of her
don't blame her, imagine preferring video/images to the real deal with the girl you suposedly love

>>938869844 (OP)
broke up with my chinese gf the other day. i envy you virgins. you don't know the pain of loss.

>>938869969
I actually enjoyed Deadlock a lot several months ago and was just thinking of trying it again with the new characters. I saw they made McGinnis look worse in the art revamp unfortunately, but how is her gameplay at the moment?

>>938869909
>take out a loan with lies
>fly to Europe with the money
>legally get assisted death
>debt insolvent
This has been my plan for a minute.

>>938869844 (OP)
Trust me it's worse if you've had those things and now you're alone and stuck with the memories of a past life when you felt like an actual person.

I tried Duolicious. I think that actually killed any hope I had of finding a girl. They all want an alpha stud gigafucker.

>>938869942
I get rejected by girls like this

>>938869981
they won't euthanize tourists dumbass

>>938869979
You don't know the pain of never having it in the first place and knowing you wouldn't even be able to get it
that's way worse

>>938869844 (OP)
I would say book a trip to Japan and visit soaplands and shinchis. But ever since the country opened back up, I'm pretty sure a horde of thirdies have already visited those places in droves. There is always the option of having a JAV actress for a day but it's a bit pricey.

>>938869978
she watched porn too
and her pussy reeked so it made it kinda hard to get off so my prostate had to be emptied here and there for the sake of my health

>>938869974
If thinking women aren't double their actual attractiveness makes me a communist then you can call me Mao.

>>938869978
That gets boring too, and if your libido rates don't match what can you do.

Too much work and effort to get a gf and job.

Talking to women is very draining and I end up fumbling it anyway
I guess they can smell the chuddyness I carry in my soul

>>938869985
You picked the absolute worst word to use.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_tourism

>>938869978
I would imagine it's excusable, especially if you have a fetish that your partner won't engage with.

>>938869961
What are you going for tonally? Good writing for a comedic game is different than good writing for something serious. imo Disco Elysium and Pathologic have above standard writing for vidya. However, seeing good writing isn't going to help much if you can't get the flow down. Writing is a skill you have to train, so just write a bit each day, about anything really, and eventually you will start to get something decent out.

>>938869994
Read your own page moron, no country in europe is giving suicide to tourists

>>938869986
you could probably get it if you stopped being such a blackpilled faggot. I look like cyraxx mixed with reviewtechusa btw

>>938869844 (OP)
me in 3 years

>>938869945
I literally am autistic
my parents just never had me diagnosed so now my life is ruined with no recourse

>>938869844 (OP)
32 here and the only woman I know is my mom.

alright, /v/. now's your chance to prove yourself as the austism powerhouse. help me get a gf by end of next week. where do i go and what do i say to a girl to get a date? i'll post results next week.

>>938869994
So what do they do with the corpse after? Just dispose of it Victorian era style in a mass public grave? Gotta be cheaper than the standard options with the headstone and pinebox.

>>938869844 (OP)
27 and hugless kissless virgin. I thought I had made peace with that but now that I'm the age my brother met his future wife I've been kinda sad about it desu.
What's frustrating is I can talk to women casually just fine(several people have told me I'm attractive and outgoing) but I just don't know how to go any further than that.

>>938869997
>In a referendum on 15 May 2011, voters in the Canton of Zürich overwhelmingly rejected calls to ban assisted suicide or to outlaw the practice for non-residents.
Can you explain what this means to me?

>>938869980
McGinnis didn't chance that much gameplay wise. Still quite the lane pusher and because a lot of people are trying the game there are a lot of noobs. Just did a 9 kill streak with McGinnis in the first 10 minutes of the game because the enemy yamato was feeding me.

>>938869995
Scat is disgusting, seek help

37 here, there was a 2 year period of my life from 29 to 31 where I was a normie, had a gf I fell in love with, had lots of friends, a stable high paying job, etc. It's weird to think about, it's like fate wanted me to experience normalcy for at least a little before I went back to being a shut in incel.

>>938870002
just ask

>>938870002
any help provided by the autism of the average /v/irgin will be a hindrance.

>>938870002
walk right up to a black woman, like inches from her face and just scream NIGGER as hard as you can and see what happens

>>938869965
I just want to be loved
I've never been loved by anyone
not even my family

I haven't been kissed since 2012

>>938869844 (OP)
Obviously these facts bother you

But do you honestly think posting about it on /v/ (clearly moping and depressing yourself further) is going to help?

Just go to the gym and start getting therapy anon

>>938870004
>but I just don't know how to go any further than that.
you have to let go of your ego more and just be more willing to do and say what you want

>>938870007
actually mine's chastity not scat but some may argue that's worse.

>>938870012
why not transition and join the lgbt movement? they will give you a lot of support and love, you might even find a partner

>>938870002
Go to a park or something similar, find a lone girl sitting on a bench or something and say "Hey can i get your IG?"
It won't work, but hey, you tried

>>938870004
just literally say "hey, you wanna go out some time?" that's literally it. say it after a joke or her smiling and she makes prolonged eye contact with you. if you get rejected, move onto the next girl.

we play video games yet you guys can't even select one dialogue option.

>>938870004
>but I just don't know how to go any further than that.

Have you never been talking to a girl, thought she looked pretty, and complimented her telling her she looks cute?

Have you ever seen a girl you liked the look of/liked her personality, and asked her to hang out together? Even just for lunch or a coffee or something?

>>938870014
I can't drive...

>>938870002
Go to a park or something similar, find a lone girl sitting on a bench or something and say "Hey can i get your OF?"
It will work

>0 friends
>my only form of "social interaction" is getting cussed out on 4chan
I hope I will go insane soon

>>938870019
I don't meet the speech requirement to unlock that option in dialogue.

>>938870017
Joining a company as some unpaid slave would be more dignified than this shit. Hell signing up to die for a failing nation state wouldn't be as pathetic by comparison.

>>938870020
>Have you never been talking to a girl, thought she looked pretty, and complimented her telling her she looks cute?
>
>Have you ever seen a girl you liked the look of/liked her personality, and asked her to hang out together? Even just for lunch or a coffee or something?
no that's fucking creepy

>>938870002
You have to mew and stare at them intensely as often as possible

>>938869976
Well, chin up fella. I'm a year older and have done even less, and the best copium I have found is to just embrace it and not give a shit about anything. Instead, appreciate what you have instead of what is impossibly out of reach.

>>938870023
are you circumcised?

>>938869956
>Be on my twenties
>Was done on a boxing exhibition in which I did great
>Feel confident as fuck
>Walking back to my apartment
>My eyes catch some girls with some hockey equipment
>Make eye contact with one of them for a second before going on my way
>Think to myself "Damn those bitches are hot"
>Walk past them
>Suddenly I hear a "Hey!"
>Hockey girl just jogged up to me
>"Hey I saw you over there, I was wondering if we could hang out, maybe have a drink later?"
>"Oh no thanks, I got to go"
>"Oh... Okay"
>Turn around and walk away
>Immediately realize what I did, scream internally all the way home
Still haunts me to this fucking day. No wonder I will die a virgin.

>>938870023
there are so many of us here like that
the irony being that we could all solve this by being each others' friend but that isnt how hell works
the point is suffering

>>938869885
a necktie can be attached to something, then you need like 3kg of force on the neck to make you pass out and as long as you're partially hanging it'll kill you

nembutal is the popular choice these days. It's a vet euthanazia drug that kill your painlessly. Its hard to find legit sources, a lot of scams out there. You could possibly rob a vet drug storage.

having a train cut your neck or just hit you at high speeds should be pretty effective and viable in most places in europe

some use plastic bags that get some inert gas pumped in to replace the oxygen

If you have access to guns why not just use those. surviving a bullet entering your skull through your mouth is unlikely

If you find a convenient high place then jumping down is really reliable. You know how they design soviet blocks so that most people have enough height to kys. You could find a power transmission line and climb one up, that should do it.

>>938869844 (OP)
>get a girlfriend
>get cucked
It's not smooth sailing if you manage to achieve your entire checklist. Just be happy with who you are right now. Now, if you don't have a job, that's when you can contemplate suicide.

>>938869844 (OP)
Video games?

>>938870021
>implying you need a loicence to drive
Just do it anyway and aim for the trucks when you hear sirens in the back.

>>938870005
Zurich isn't a country.

>>938869996
It's got a bit of a darker/serious tone, which is ironically a challenge since all the writing I've done in the past sits somewhere between Pynchon and DFW in goofiness (not anywhere close in quality though lol). I like to think I'm a bit less delusional than the average gamedev, since I do practice writing and regularly submit to small literature magazines and even have other people willing to work with me, but one of the big challenges I'm facing is maintaining that flow you mentioned while writing a bunch of disconnected lines of dialogue. With short stories I'm aware of exactly what the reader will see next, while the dynamism of games means that next line could be a number of things. I'll check out Pathologic since I haven't played that yet, thanks.
>>938870006
Awesome, I'll play a couple games at some point then.

I bought a dakimakura of my first vidya crush I had as a literal child and after having sex with her and sleeping cuddling up with her in bed and looking into her eyes and kissing her and imagining her comforting me while we talk telepathically I'm genuinely in love with her and feel much happier in my life overall
should I be concerned

>>938870029
i think boomers really did a number to us all, circumcising nearly every one of us at birth, and giving us seed oil infant formula and 50 vaccines

>>938870034
>pwease let me be a janny

>>938870031
you are all insufferable, every time I added people from the steam friends thread they wouldn't stop blabbing about how much of a god trump is and incel shit, one even stalked my linkedin

sometimes manga characters make me jealous

>>938869868
>ZeroRanger
Based

>>938870034
just b urself

>>938870035
I'm too scared of breaking the law

>Talked to plenty of girls ever since the days of MSN to the point of even web camming with them even on skype
>Meet some while playing multiplayer games too in the 2010's
>Even going as far as to get nudes or sext them
>Cannot ever capitalize on it

A petite hispanic girl would literally visit my state for family vacations and i never once asked her to meet up with me. I am fucked in the head.

>>938869860
Would you play Doom on Easy? I sure as fuck wouldn't

>>938870042
you can fuck drawings just like him, why be jealous

It's okay bros. If not a gf, you can at least make friends. All you have to do is join your friends over at #/vt/ on irc.rizon.net and watch vtubers with us.

>>938870041
how long have you been on this site? You should be able to sniff out /pol/tards by this point

>>938870038
>should I be concerned
Nah

>>938870041
I don't want to be friends with a shitlib.

>literally the prime time to get a mexican gf since they all want an anchor
>just stay home mopping on /v/
you are all doing it to yourselves

>>938870033
>i was cucked
you didn't beat her enough. lesson learned

25 and I've done basically everything aside from penetrative sex. It is only by the grace of God that every one of my relationships has been contrived in such a way to maintain my virginity.

>>938870041
You sound like a fuckin gay cunt. I wouldn't want to be acquaintances with you.

>>938870055
The virgin Marky

guys andrew tate has the solution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUEHNV9CSJc

>>938870053
Yeah thats what everyone wants, a time bomb taco who's only with you for the green card.

>>938870053
no hot hispanic females are illegal. they're all already anchor babies. only horrifying goblinas are coming across the border retard

>>938870054
you can't beath the dog part out of a dog

>>938870003
I wonder if more people that choose death also choose to donate their body to scientific study after death.

>>938870036
Switzerland is.

>>938870053
The latinx do not exist in my country.

everybody here is like "oh woe is me i dont have a gf!". but nobody thinks about the part where shit could go horribly wrong later so bad that you'd tell yourself that you wish you never met her.

>>938869844 (OP)
>called a virgin by normies because I've never had sex
>called a fakecel by chuds because I've kissed and received blowjobs from several girls in highschool

>>938870058
Nobody but teenagers fall for this grifter shit, right?

>>938870057
I dunno who that is anon

>>938869844 (OP)
It is all a little bit overrated, tbqh

>>938869844 (OP)
>this will be me in ten years

>>938869844 (OP)
me neither

>>938870053
>spics
No thanks. If thousands of hours of L4D2 has taught me anything, it's that wetbacks are among the most retarded and useless people on the planet. I'd rather be alone than fuck one of them.

Hello, my name is anon and I'm a 33-year-old kissless handholdless virgin approaching middle age.

>>938870061
you're not beating her as punishment. Woman unironically want to be treated like shit. She's whoring around because you aren't satisfying her.

why can't I force myself to get my driver's license
i desperately want to be independent and be able to leave my house on my own for the first time in 30 years of living but i just can't force myself to do it
i can't do it
why can't i make myself do it
why can't I spend 20 hours practicing glitches in video games that 99.99999% of the world cannot ever do but i can't make myself get a driver's license

>>938870066
Stop being jealous libtard, for only 50 dollars a month you can join his private hooking tips channel and get fresh moist pussy easy.

>>938869844 (OP)
I'm all that but i'm 40 and balding haha

>>938869844 (OP)
>>938869844 (OP)
>>938869844 (OP)
Do prostitutes not exist where you live OP?

>>938870064
When you've never even kissed a woman it's sort of hard to really give a shit about the downsides.
It's like telling a blind person the sun can hurt your eyes.

>>938870072
Sweet, that's me in three years.

>>938870030
>last school trip in high school we go camping
>girl asks if she could join me in my sleeping bag
>say no for some reason I don't remember why anymore
>she starts insulting me
Kinda funny how quickly her attitude changed towards me
Still I wish I would have just said yes and I cant even remember why I refused...

>>938870074
buy test and inject it till you feel like going outside

>>938870077
prostitution is illegal in the USA and police constantly run sting operations where they masquerade as a prostitute and arrest you when you show up

>>938870062
Depends on the country. They might just part out the valuables while tossing the rest to the pigs regardless of your final wishes. If it's a public health grave they need to get compensation for the disposal so they can take anything that isn't bolted down. No point letting good bone marrow go to waste.

>>938869844 (OP)
>>938869849
time to get topped on grindr there sport

>>938870067
It's you, the sequel to the virgin mary

>>938870077
The point isn't sex itself. It's having someone who likes you.

welcome to the club

>>938870082
Just avoid the white ones

>>938870050
Been here all Summer, like a true oldfag.

>>938870078
When you're taking it that seriously you should be caring about it more than the ones telling you about it. You don't need to eat poison stuffed in a pizza to recognize it's bad for you.

>>938870074
Start small and work your way up. Are you agoraphobic?

>>938870077
I just want to be loved.

>>938870080
imagine if the genders were reversed and youd ask some stranger if they want to fuck right now and if they somehow refuse you get relly mad at them
lmao

>>938870086
I'm autistic
no one will ever like me
not even other autistics
my familial abuse made it impossible for me to ever be in a relationship with other human beings

there's a big difference between being a virgin, and not having a girlfriend. save money instead of buying woke games. find one who accepts escorting. no need to be shy, because she's not a girlfriend. have fun (with condo...), and wait quietly for your wife or girlfriend. easy.

>>938870077
The act of sex isn't what people desire, a companion that has sex with you is different on many levels and not something that is as easily purchased.

>>938870086
keep them on the payroll and they will keep liking you, works for billionaires

>>938870041
This except I got tired of people using racial slurs like immature children.

>>938870077
just use your hand like any sane man, fucking retard

>>938869860
Did you end up getting fat? Obesity is a contagious disease, you know. That's why fat people should be quarantined and made to work in camps.

>>938870082
Lmao
Hasn’t stopped me
Skill issue

>>938870048
except that it's his gf

>>938870082
Just go to a fucking strip club and ask for the snapchat when getting a private dance. They all have an escort account.
It ain't hard

>>938870091
>Are you agoraphobic?
I don't know, how do I tell?

>>938870097
kek. You have a point, I hadn't thought of that

>>938870097
did scientist figure out why did bezos marry some cut up ghoul

>>938870101
prove it, post your cock

>>938869844 (OP)
all of those are overrated crap trust me you will eventually get a gf maybe love her for a few months then things will start going sour or not you will just become dull to it and it will be like a second work for you and you won't have time for yourself anymore cause that's what a relation is once you get in a relationship and not a situationship if you're both serious your life will not be yours anymore so just enjoy while you can instead of bitching about it cause once it's done it's done and you will miss your single life maybe even fuck up things and break up with her or do something stupid over nothing, you will eventually find a partner there's no need to hurry just don't give up but also don't rush things enjoy thing as they are for now.

>>938870082
>police constantly run sting operations where they masquerade as a prostitute and arrest you when you show up
isn't this entrapment?

>>938870104
Do you get intense anxiety at the thought of leaving your home? Does the idea of going to the DMV to get a drivers license fill you with dread?

>>938869844 (OP)
How do you even find a single woman? I feel like they always have boyfriends.

I'm 28 and experienced death and being ghosted. Not worth it.

>>938870080
>>938870093
This. You don't need a reason. It's really fucking awkward and that girl had no game.

How are you enjoying your wizard powers?

>>938869942
come on man that's like a 4

>30 y/o virgin
>work a trade job, go to 3-5 different random houses a day for work
>finally encounter a single chick who's very flirty
>spend like 2 hours at her place half-working while we just talk
>finish job
>she says I'm cute, asks for my number, says I should come over some time, and even gives me a hug before I leave
>she's always busy when I'm available
Bros I'm gonna go fuckin' insane, it's been long enough that I don't think it's gonna happen at this point

>>938869844 (OP)
Finally, my kind of thread

>>938870109
No because they're like vampires where you have to invite them inside. They never say anything specifically about the prostitution, they just heavily imply it, which is the same as actual prostitutes because they also don't want to verbally admit to a crime, making them indistinguishable.

>>938870110
uh, yes?
even leaving my bedroom freaks me out
or hearing footsteps in the hall
I'm even scared to sneeze or cough in my room in case my parents hear me
i always lower the volume on my phone or my computer if I'm watching something so they can't hear it if they're close

>>938870109
They didn't come to you, then no.

>>938869860
I dated and lost my virginity to a cute and petite virgin and I saw no increase in confidence. She had to do all of the initiation, mind you. I'm actually an attractive person but so asocial that I spend large amounts of time alone and have very low affect that I legitimately scare people if I look them dead in the eye.

>>938870119
Might as well suicide at that point mate. If you can't even listen to music without getting a swift beating that isn't living.

>>938870121
I can't even look into people's eyes
it makes me uncomfortable

>>938870109
it's only entrapment if they convince you to commit a crime you would otherwise not commit

so if you call a prostitute and a cop shows up, it's not entrapment. If they just hawk themselves on a corner and you initiate the trade of money for sex, it's not entrapment. If you're just walking by and they repeatedly try to coerce you into buying sex, it's entrapment.

When we win we'll bring back arranged marriage and ban divorce. And we won't forget what they took from us

>>938870116
>a single chick who's very flirty
She's probably seeing someone now. She's not going to tell you since you're a backup

Going to be honest.
Girls are awful to work with. Annoying to be friends with. And generally exhausting to be around.

>>938870077
And don't do this, OP.
You'll end up wasting money, just to get a permanent STD on your face and genitals, over something you'll quickly realize is vastly overrated unless you have an actual connection with the person.

And that sure as hell isn't going to come from a disease-ridden whore, who does it for living.

Just fucking lift, get fit, stop being fucking autistic, get good hygiene, and have good income and then women will actually be interested in your loser ass.

>>938870122
my dad used to stomp down the hall and force my bedroom door open to yell or hit me when I was child

>>938870016
chastity is based

>>938870123
You should it feels great. If they get snarky tell em to shoot you. It's their life that'll go to shit you will just burn with the rest of the invalids.

Because you are a man and never behaved like one. Or at least how women expect men to behave. Emasculation of whites is real...

>>938870129
kek
are ya winning son?

>>938870109
No, it's only entrapment if they try to solicit you. But there are ways to know if it's a cop or not. If she allows you to touch her explicitly then more than likely she is the real deal. Because if she is a cop she wouldn't let you because then it's entrapment.

>>938869844 (OP)
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>938870125
There is no winning, fool.
The gates have been opened and they will never again be closed unless nuclear fire wipes the slate clean.

>>938870129
That's how murder suicides happen. He should keep doing it to see what happens. Big man stomping around till he ends up both feet in the hole heading towards Tartarus.

>>938870114
I got the power of haemorrhoids

>>938869942
That's like a 3.5 at best. She's not downs syndrome or elephant man ugly but she's definitely below average even if she wasn't fat. Her body count is probably in the high 20s regardless.

>be about 2016-17
>walking around mall one day
>random girl runs up to me and asks if I can hold something for her
>confused but agree
>tells me to hold my hand out
>I do so and she grabs it
>fingers interlocked
>stays like this for a solid 5 seconds before she lets go and runs away

>>938870094
Feeling the need for social interaction but not having the capacity for it.
Life is complicated.

I like girls with cute moans who arent loud so im ruined now

>>938870103
I tried going to a strip club once but I got cold feet and couldn’t bring myself to enter the door. So I just paced around the parking lot to calm myself down. I told myself I’d go in after 15 minutes, then 30 minutes, then… eventually some security guy came out and asked me if I needed help with anything but in like an intimidating way. I said I was fine and got a Lyft back to my hotel, telling myself I’d go back tomorrow. I didn’t and I just spent the rest of the trip (that I blew over a thousand dollars on, explicitly to lose my virginity) inside my hotel room browsing 4chan, occasionally going outside to pig out at the hotel buffet. In the end I didn’t even get to hold hands with a girl, the closest I got was when I accidentally made eye contact with a female flight attendant for like 2 seconds on the way back.

>>938870136
They're not invincible gods. They're flesh and blood. They have physical bodies at physical locations. We can take it all back.

>>938870002
>autistic
>getting a gf

>>938870119
whiteboy mind
Meanwhile niggers are shooting cops, beating other niggers and using drugs.

>>938870144
>implying the storm god won't look out for his own
Gotta play the game from two sides bro.

>>938870119
Okay, so you need to start setting small goals that will get you out of your comfort zone. Start with a goal of leaving your room once a day. Then work up to twice a day. Then start taking walks at night so you don't run into other people. Then start going during the day ETC. You need to face the fear in the smallest way that feels achievable to YOU. Don't make goals you are too scared to do. It has to be something that feels within reach. Over time you will get less anxiety about these things, and before you know it you will be getting your license. THE KEY IS TO START SMALL AND INCREMENT THE DISCOMFORT OVER TIME. I went through a similar thing years ago. Trust me. You can do it. You just have to really want it.

It's crazy how more relationships would happen if chicks shot first.

>>938870083
Honestly, good. Better than wasting it in the ground or burning it to ash imo.
I want some utility to come from my corpse regardless of how I die, not to waste space for eternity, at high plot and coffin costs no less.

>>938869977
how do i into options? the risk and up sides are really appealing but i dont know where or how to learn.

>>938870095
what's it like to fuck a prostitute? I think I need a tutorial?

after 25 years i think i understand that i have some sort of depression now
i always thought it was fake shit or something but the feelings of emptyness are starting to hit hard
i never had any real friends and attempts are romance ended in failure
wagecucking changed nothing but allow some amount of disposeable income to buy some gaming hardware and enable my alchololism
i dont like it when people start trying to get into my personal life and wanting to know about me because i know there is nothing there, i try to distance myself from other naturally
i just want to sleep all day and not eat or shower or anything
i dont want to live and i dont want to die
of course nobody understands me, it doesnt make any sense
i dont know why i care anyway, i dont want to live long enough to see myself become old and frail either
i know i wont retire and there is no option besides wagecucking and drinking myself into a coma every day
i dont know whats wrong with me
end of blogpost, thanks to op for enabling me to blogpost myself
thanks to videogames for providing an escapism for my uneventful and stagnant shit life
thanks to anons for amusing and conforting me in times of need for these 10 years of mostly lurking

>>938870049
Da wose

>>938869945
>>938869976
>>938870028
>autism
>dating
Two words that should never positively go together

im...gonna crack..
i cant do it anymore, the west has fallen anyway, they won we lost i...
im gonna turn to dudes.......

Where do I find a women willing to date a 28 year old neet

>>938870130
damn right it is

>>938870125
What’s the point of forcing a woman to be arranged marriaged to you? I never understood this tradfag stupidity. If she doesn’t have any genuine attraction to you, if she doesn’t actually like you, it’s worthless. She’s just there because she has to be, it’s no different from prostitution.

>>938870152
Sterile and devoid of any real attachment. You bust a nut, pay the money and fuck off. You don't need to see them as anything more than a service.

>>938870149
It's crazy how many relationships would happen if father's just arranged them. It worked better that way for thousands of years and we threw it away because... Jewish women nagged? It doesn't add up.

>>938870153
didnt read B^P

>>938870148
But I have tried this, nothing makes the anxiety go away and there's no small steps that can lead to something like a driving test, it's just all at once panic attack inducing procedure

No matter what I do the anxiety NEVER goes away or dissipates, I just have to deal with my body constantly being in fight or flight and my mind constantly racing at a thousand miles an hour and having intrusive thoughts making me hate myself and overanalyze everything all of the time

>>938870156
I trooned out just in time to turn into a semi passable girl. I've had a lot of sex since.

There was a girl at work I liked, my boss tried to set me up with her, introduced me to her, we hung out alone (together, from others) in the room I work in, she was cute, seemed to not go totally awful.

The next day I saw her in the hallway while walking somewhere in the building, I said hello and she recoiled, looked disgusted and said I stink.

It was the start of the work day, I had showered that morning, hadn't done much if any movement or manual labour that day. I gave that girl the ick so hard that she told me I stink to my face, in the hallway at work, with other people around.

I still think about this moment to this day, it happened like 7 years ago or something.

>>938870156
NO ANON DON'T CUM IN THAT TRAP'S ASS
THINK OF EVROPA

>>938870151
unironically youtube and reddit. /biz/ is shit now so r/wallstreetbets and similar stuff. Discord/telegram is a good way to get scammed.

>>938870153
It hits a lot of us at 25.
Parsee is literally me.

>>938870156
d-don't do it. just ask every girl you see and after 100 or so, 1 or 2 will say yes.

that, or save your money now. 100k. and be the first to buy a full robot girlfriend at age 40-50. you're lineage will die, but at least you won't be "lonely" when you're older into retirement.

>>938870167
>Discord/telegram is a good way to get scammed
This

>>938870161
There is no fucking point to a “relationship” if it’s maintained by economic necessity and coercion. It’s literally just betabuxxing/prostitution with extra steps where she is only having sex with you because she HAS to, not because she wants to or actually likes you. If I was satisfied with that I would just go to a fucking hooker

>>938870165
why didn't you call her a cunt to her face
that's what I would've done

cuckchanners will complain about off topic threads then fly to offtopic threads like whores to unsucked John's dick on payday and never bump vidya threads.

>>938870108
the problem is the brain is aware of this but for some reason still shortcircuits and causes anons to feel like the world is over because of this.

>>938870165
You problem was you didn't rape her when you had her alone. She was disappointed.

>>938870116
you blew it
half of modern women get the ick if you dont fuck them instantly when they give you the first hint of being into you
they're legitimately demented

>>938870169
Robo wife
Happy life

>>938870163
Well it could be some chemical shit in your brain going wrong. Have you tried asking your parents to get you a psychiatrist?

>>938870159
And this is bad because? If she pops out the kids and takes care of the house what's the difference?

>>938870173
If I wanted to have on topic discussion I would go to reddit or kuckoldfarms or something 4chan is just a website to shitpost

Just date girls with low self-confidence then get furious with them when they have low self-confidence as your wife. Worked perfectly…ish

>>938870173
no one cares about being "on-topic" on a board consisting of 14yo mexicans and indians discussing gacha games

>>938870172
I was basically just speechless and dumbfounded and she walked on by

You guys will be fine

>>938870164
yeah that wasnt an option for me
>>938870166
bro...i- i... my people... im sorry i have failed you..
>>938870169
it wont have the warmth brother the spark
ive lost my way
ive lost my roots

>>938870163
Exposure therapy works, anon. You either aren't being consistent about it, or the goals you are setting are not sufficiently outside your comfort zone. You need to be nicer to yourself also. Its a slow process. You could also look into going to therapy and getting medicated, but I don't think that is necessary and can often make things worse.

>>938870163
your health is all messed up. too much inflammation, unbalanced methylation, probably some deficiencies

>>938870173
cool ifunny watermark, certified oldfag protecting the culture

>>938870178
I'm too old for them to make medical decisions for me
they don't have any money and don't believe in mental illness
i went to my doctor and said i had brain problems (who quit so now i don't have a doctor anymore) and he sent me to a useless therapist who i only saw twice and then i got sent to someone else who said they were too generalized to help me and i would have to go somewhere else
i just want to die

>>938870171
The sex part is irrelevant. You get progeny to raise. You build something. That's what's missing from society, not muh dick bix nood muhfugguh. Stupid nigger brain.

>resident pillpushers trying to make a buck
Lol
Lmao

>>938870179
Why not just fuck hookers, hire an housekeeping service, and pay some poorfag woman from the third world to be a surrogate mother then? Why even bother with the pretense of a “relationship” if you just want to trade money for labor and reproduction, just cut out the additional stuff

Travel to Ukraine and offer money for sex. It'll be pretty cheap too

Just went to an massage parlor
Ask me anything

>>938870186
I have no reason to go outside
all I want to do is just stay in my room and never interact with other human beings

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGAAAAAAAAAAAAR

This is exactly why they don't get paid

idk why they move threads because everyone just leaves as soon as it moves anyway

>>938870275
And now the thread will die.

>>938870195
>I have no reason to go outside
With that mindset you will never get a license. It sounds to me like you don't actually want to change. That makes your previous self hating comments seem like you have a victim mentality.

Good night, anons.
Things will get better for us.

>>938870189
Well no wonder you're like that, your brain might be fucked. Fuck youtube tutorials and asking for advice on 4chan you need to get that shit checked out brother.

why is /r9k/ like this?

>>938870400
every time I go outside I'm scared and unhappy
i don't want to be around other people

>>938870504
Boo fucking who nigger

>>938870489
i literally just said i did that and it went nowhere
help is impossible to get

>>938870157

Look man, you attract what you are. If you went from neet to wage-salve you'd bump your chances up 10%. Then each little thing you want your woman to embody, find or create that within yourself. It may take years of time, but when you finally trust yourself to have those things, the desirable people you're around will recognize them in you and become attracted to it. All the qualities of a quality woman are something you have to match.

>>938870156
>im gonna turn to dudes.......
I've kinda started doing that, but I'm honestly unsure if I'm actually bi or just that lonely.
I had one girl that I had a thing with in college, but she was a bpd chick who would alternate between extreme affection to none at all/going back to her abusive ex. I was an autist so didn't really go anywhere either, most was one night cuddling and kissing at her place, but I never had the balls to go fully all the way then, and that was it.
After that, mainly for becoming more of a recluse, didn't really meet new people anymore, other than online. Somehow, a guy I was talking to online just started ERPing with me, and I kinda went along with it? Thought was just jackoff buddies at first, but at a point I became affectionate to him, but with it being online I think it kinda doesn't really count.
That ended, and now kinda found myself in a femboy sending pics to me, and possibility to meet IRL, and I still have no idea how I feel about this, or what the fuck he even sees in me. It's nice to have somebody care about you, but is that worth all of this? I still don't know, I'm just kinda doing whatever at this point

Also FUCK thread moved, but spent a while writing so still posting here

>>938870140
I'd be ruined. Holy fuck.

>>938870140
I'd be wondering if it was some kind of video.

>>938870173
seems the mods agreed with my post :)

LOL

I'm not even socially autistic and know how to carry a conversation. I'm not even ugly, i'd call myself average. The only women I could tell i've attracted i've had 0 interest in and those that I have interest in don't seem to care that I exist or already have boyfriends. How do you even find a single woman and approach her anymore? I don't even fucking know.