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>>714807323
holy boring runner and couch batman
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the beast and the uh overweight 6/10
muting time
>>714813996Kek what was the context to that again?
Where is SpikeVegata? Feel like he's one of the last ones who is enjoyable to watch/listen to in the core crew.
Finally castlekino. Need more good 2d platformers at these speedrun events
>hurt my knee just walking
average american
>NutfuckCumcup
so tired of her
>>714813825 (OP)She was 10 pages old you SICK FUCK
FBV
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Migged. Good run. Didn't get a chance to rate it.
>>714813990Bro I swear I saw this guy in the woods the other day
He was just walking around randomly staring at nothing
I was going to call out to him to ask if he needed help but I think he saw me because he ran away real weird like
Swore I was being followed on the way back home but I never saw anything so it's probably all okay
>>714814049Why do you lie?
>>714814049I saw him on the stream yesterday and he was as soulless as everybody else in there.
imagine watching this shit
>>714814017She's gettin old...
>>714814132>DS9 miggingNice
Sticky thread fucking when??
...Are they so woke they can't even say fanny pack?
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why did she think of dogs?
>>714814017>>714814185What does she do outside of GDQ?
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>>714814204Dog owners are obsessed
3D printed garbage. Thank you so much.
Mystery Dungeon? Those look like the menu sprites from the main games…
Workout done. Time to get high.
Should I play some Nightreign or do math while watching?
I used to enjoy taking screenshots of Kungfu
>DS Castlevania next
never played these, are they collectathons like SoTN
>>714814017i would watch her fucking up my life beyond repair and then kill myself
this event is the embodiment of toxic positivity
>3D printed
>signed by the ARTIST
since when can machines sign
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>>714814246nvm they upped it to 10 mins
>>714814246Where is Sent? I expected him to at least have a cameo at some point.
Can someone post WE GOT POKEMON
>>714814324Just enjoy the run.
>>714814246I can't believe there are really cocksuckers out there like this. How incredibly pathetic.
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>Plants vs. Zombies
>7:27 am
goodnight fuckers
whens balatro? wheres the chart?
>>714814343I've seen him around the event space, but his job is doing other stuff
>>714814049>>714814137He's been hollowed out by the GDQ soul extraction process and he's proud of it.
>>714814343he was there in the first skit with their prizes
>>714814292Yes, but order of ecclesia is kinda a hybrid. It has some linear levels and some metroidvania areas. The other ds games are closer to sotn
>>714814368but they're sitting
>>714814049>Feel like he's one of the last ones who is enjoyable to watch/listen to in the core crew.wtf is wrong with you?
>>714814230she's a streamer
>>714814353Why was the Beat Saber showcase rated so low? We got to stare at KFFC ass the whole time
>>714814292GBA ones are also like SoTN
They're great, play them
>>714814397he got banned for posting his icker on his eck again
>>714814397Balatro is on Friday at 8:22PM BST
>>714814416>entertainment pieceYou don't hate these theatre kids enough.
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>>714814474Not a speedrun, and a showcase that somehow went massively over estimate.
>>714814474Did you? I didn't see shit. Just a cape
Her ass is not good regardless
>>71481441675% of the appeal for to watch GDQ these days is shitposting here about it with the lads, otherwise what is the point? Sad he will never understand, but how could he?
>>714814416Each GDQ for him is kind of like doing fifty Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorships in a row.
>>714814353I slept throughout the day(light), what's up with Spyro 3.5 being mid and RCT having tranny colors but no tranny flag?
>>714814343his name is spelled scent
>>714814527Is he safe?
Is he alright?
>>714814049I don't understand why he isn't the main host since he's one of the most well liked cast members and has a good voice for announcing combined with high energy. He should be the face of the stream and have a big chunk of hours behind the mic every day. He probably doesn't actually like doing it anymore and only goes because he gets to meet up with a group of old friends.
>they still have painted rocks as prizes
>>714814527promoted to marketing hobgoblin
This pen is fucking sick. Too bad it's not a fountain pen
the only cool thing shown for these is a 6 inch Geno doll
Poach
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>>714814527Taking a 4 week long shower, finally
>>714814678me too brother
>>714814648I'll make those for people for only $15.
>>714814647How high are you
>>714814045Runner was playing the game with the keyboard but the audience wouldn't shut up and the dono reader kept talking so you barely heard him play.
>pc
ecclesia got some sort of secondary release? emu?
>>714814678We all do, son.
We all do...
>>714814678Go watch jedi survivor, that was ESA making a comeback
Would you call that frame...perfect?
That MGS prize looks actually pretty cool. Too bad they will probably ruin it before the event ends.
>>714814648Pretty sure I've seen this one before
>>714814678Having GDQ start the day after really feels like having your salad after the main course
>>714814589RCT was pretty much just a "Trans rights!" shouting session
>>714814648I donated a limited edition Gameboy pocket in the box a few years ago and it was a $5 minimum and they never showed it on the stream.
fuuuuuuuuck these setup times are gruesome
It's crazy how much getting a divorce has a noticeable difference on a guy's demeanor
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>>714814276Are you on PC or PS
>>714814735No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
>>714814527They “promoted” him. He’s no longer the loot goblin but loot goblin boss. So he’s more behind the scenes instead of being on camera. They did show him like in the very beginning.
>>714814703>you call that a penis
>>714814762https://store.steampowered.com/app/2369900/Castlevania_Dominus_Collection/
>>714814816>setup timesanon....it's stalling time
>>714814818It breaks a lot of men.
>>714814763me when I see Plum asking me for money
>during esa: honk snoo mimimimi
>after esa during gdq:fuck where is ESA?
This is you guys
Do you think they call each other by their twitch tags all the time irl?
was this segment not the quick little break? what are they doing man
>>714814153She's already mid 30s. Still tries to maintain the persona of a teenager but I bet looks in the mirror everyday with that fridgebody and cries that nobody loves her
>>714814678whenever spyro is not on screen everyone should be asking 'where's spyro?'
>>714814896you only realise after losing it
>>714814648Perhaps we were too harsh on ESA's shirts...
>>714814903>lady>still draw the face exactly the sameThat's just lazy.
>>714814927things like that dont happen to woman
>>714814896We didn't know we were living in the "better" times until the times got worse.
>>714814927I thought she has a BF. Anyways she’s a slampig.
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>>714814926Gotta clean the chairs down between runners. It may be considered a biohazard if left too long.
>>714814678Only 5,8 months to go.
>>714815042Nah.
She's a bitch.
>>714814975Nah they were shit, they could have at least paid Mako to do one for them.
>>714814926Some of that is to have time to run twitch ads.
>>714815042this makes my kamehameha the BIG kamehameha
>>714815042yiff in hell furless furfag
>>714814927Female loneliness doesn't exist don't buy into feminist propaganda.
>>714815042would be objectively better if she had a cock
>>714815119Reminder they keep the revenue from the ads
>>714815039Why are you gay?
>>714815013No ring. No kids. Still acts like a teenager. Dresses like an alternative teen, decorates her room like a teen.
This is an old has-been trying desperately to remain relevant.
>>714815113Do you see the abominations these hacks are throwing at us?
>>714815213best poster in these threads. Bless you anon
>>714815042I would never be unfaithful to Coco
Next run is the guy who did castlevania sotn last year. Cool dude, I played ps1 games with him and caveman in the practice room last year.
Oh shit gamer pool parties!
what is the best type of food to eat while you watch speedruns?
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that's some satanic black magic shit
>>714815243Still doesn't make those t-shirts less shit, there's enough room for two events to have shit merchandise.
>>714814983>>714815140Are you guys that jaded? Do you actually talk to women?
It's not feminist propaganda, it's a fact. Women that don't meet traditional beauty standards/societal standards will cry in front of the mirror and will hate themselves and their bodies and will end up lonely crazy cat ladies
Source: The rest of Earth is more than America
>>714815336gj backseat janny
>>714815304>I played ps1 games with him and caveman in the practice room last year.First time I've actually been jealous of anyone attending these events.
>>714815420It's funny that they're shilling a FNAF ripoff given that they banned FNAF
>mega man maker
>kaizo showcase
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I'm so happy I haven't seen a single ad this GDQ
>>714815231>Dresses like an alternative teen, decorates her room like a teen.These are more like requirements of her job than her own personality.
Dragonblitz got a haircut. Now he looks normal.
It's weird.
>tranny on the couch
oof
that's gonna be a z
>doesn't play the game
>still on the couch
I hate them so goddamn much.
>I'm Kiara I've never played this game :)
fuck you
>>714815391isnt it fucking crazy that most people dont block ads
>>714814896We had at least four A-rank runs in a row on some days. What was wrong with us. I know what was wrong with me, I was dealing with a bad breakup and so it was hard to enjoy anything. Of course GDQ comes up as I'm on the rebound.
>>714815140Ever seen a 50-year old single feminist? She'll cry herself to sleep.
Holy shit Dragonblitz looks normal.
Good for him.
>Castlevania
>DragonBlitz
>Bobbeigh on couch
>But there's also a tranny
We were so fucking close to greatness
>>714815439>Are you guys that jaded? It's /v/, of course they are.
>Do you actually talk to women?Doubtful, they're doing the angry and highly off base expertise from afar thing.
>>714815573it's ok if the runner is gonna explain the run
>>714815490Why?
The money is not going to a Republican so it's ok.
You could even argue that money thrown at that game is money not being thrown at the Republican's.
>He/him/his
I see we have a one-upper on the couch
>30 year old incels watching videogame streams calling 30 year old women hosting charity events childish
Where's the Shanoa posting?
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>>714815606What was he like before?
This must be more janny's speed
Seeing how the AGDQ thread culture has evolved after I've been away for a decade is very interesting.
Why is tranny on the couch if it has not played game??
>>714815439Even complete uggos can very easily get into a relationship. What they'll cry over is not getting into a relationship with career chad.
> women that don't meet tradition beauty standardsThis is a total myth
>>714815678That is a very unfortunate face to have when trying to pass a woman
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>>714815676You might not like it, but this is peak woman.
>>714815676Add to my gallery
>thankfully we have backups
>2 mins in
>run already invalid
yeah that's gonna be an F
>>714815512you cannot escape the ads
That's it, clap for loading a save file.
>Save state 2 minutes in
why
>>714815439you have to stop coping buddy the ugliest of women can easily get a partner
>>714815819I've not looked at it until now you bastard...
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>>714815678Why the fuck are trannies always ruining every fucking hobby?
>Saying the wrong charity
BANNED
I don't think you should sign up for the event if you struggle with pressure or anxiety doing this in front of large groups in person or online.
would you guys rather have him farm the chest for 10 minutes
>>714815917CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
Constantly getting hit makes this seem really sloppy
Why. Does. The. Host. Talk. With. Pauses. Between. Each. Word?
>>714742892ZZZ
what the fuck was that
i have never in my life frowned that long
>>714815981You have to move so fast that attacking slows you down. Same with classicvania damage boosting
>>714815973I'm gonna say yes
>>714815973Yes. He should complete the run legitimately or mercy-kill the run
>>714815973Unironically yes
>>714815998Okay this one is actually good
This run is already further than I ever got in this game I think.
>>714815895>10k subsDisgusting. I thought the vtuber sphere had been doing enough to gatekeep
>>714815973Maybe just don't feature a speedrun of a category that requires either 10 minutes of farming, or fucking cheating.
>>714815973If that's what the speedrun entails
>>714815895Its funny he says he likes " cute things" dude has devoted his life to retro rally car racing games like a proper bloke
>>714816092L O N D O N
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>>714815731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijtQ4uSH2CQ&list=PLaJYrC7uRUIjO0hGgvROuagZIjLL0vl5X&index=69
Bro I promise you can pick anything out of this playlist and have a great time.
Do we have statistics on the percentage of GDQ runs that are run by an actual woman with a vagina? I wonder how many points lower it is than the discount Lidl women.
>>714815973Bro... Waiting 6 hours so link travels through a wall is the peak of speedrunning.
>>714815948i think doing it in front of women is what makes them nervous
>>714815973is it ok for a streamer to have a save state at every boss in case he dies? at every jump in case he misses it?
>>714816125Are you saying we're not supposed to have a 10 hour FF7 run that still goes over estimate????
>>714816038she got anything in stockings?
>>714815895How the fuck does this thing have 10k followers lmao
It must be said that I would like to insert my penis into the 30 year old childless woman's vagina. We can save each other.
>>714816154True. They don't ever play actual games that real females really play.
>>714816282How do you think? He hides his hideous face behind a vtube avatar
>>714816219You can check the charts from previous events. But let's put it this way: Femme Fatale is some side event meant to showcase female speedrunners. That event has more troons than actual women.
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Castlevania Order of Ecclesia (2008) was the last new 2D Castlevania
>>714816256Having maybe ONE huge speedrun towards the end, as a sendoff (and to squeeze in more first-time donations from Germany) is fine, I guess.
But, the idea is to show off speedrunning community at a whole. That means either more shorter runs, or fewer long runs.
I think it's pretty obvious that the first is the better choice.
>>714816295whats with japs and giant crabs?
>>714815895>I like CUTE THINGS like a GIRL does! Pink and ponies!
Order of Ecclesia FACT: Attribute Points are DOGSHIT and completely unnecessary to the game. The definition of bloat.
Is that a troon on the right or just a gay guy? Idc I'm just wondering.
paging Dr. ACKula, Dr. ACKula to the running couch please
>stream safe run
I mean of course it is with save states
>>714816349That... that can't be true.
>>714816349At least it ended on a good game.
>>714816395It's a straight guy (troon)
>>714816331>a women>would ofthis shit pisses me off to no end.
>>714816123No. The Vtuber sphere is part of this fucking cancer. I know a guy (like 6'3'', two hundred something pounds, likes Warhammer and milsim shit - basically the least feminine ogre you can imagine) who started doing v-tuber shit as a 'joke'. Now he's a tranny and wants people to call him by his online handle.
>>714816168I think you (you)'d the wrong person, my dude.
>>714816349>2008Bloodstained was the only kickstarter I ever donated to because of this exact situation.
>>714816349honestly they are all btec copies of sotn theres no point to them
>>714816380Nuclear waste turning water creatures into giant mutants has been a classic trope for over a century for them.
I missed the beginning and I'm now confused on what he did
>>714816441>oh no, looks like I flubbed the trick to skip the boss!>but don't worry I have a save state that puts me right before we call time :^)
>>714816331In fact they often play boomer dad games usually which makes it even funnier. They are the antithesis of women
>>714816563And your opinion of Bloodstained?
Was it worth the money?
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>>714816349AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
>>714816579Why are you looking at me like that, Beerus-sama?
>>714816632Not him but it was good. Worth kickstarting
I know the area entrance sound from some meme
>>714816349Lying little cunt. Don't you ever disrespect the GOAT.
>But it's a rema-Wrong again, retard! It's got almost nothing in common with the shitty GB game. But, even then, it is a 2D Castlevania released in 2009.
>>714816123Is this the Japanese version of SMPTE bars?
>>714816518It's sad how much the tranny shit is starting to infect the Warhammer scene
>>714815439>>714815621You aren't exactly helping your case by portraying "meeting women" as some super obscure achievement.
>>714816632Absolutely it's fucking great
>>714816607Nice, hope you enjoyed it as well. Likely going to pick up the bundle for it and the new werewolf game on the summer steam sale right now.
>>714816632I loved it, was exactly what I wanted to get. I only wish I had not bought it on PS4 and steam instead for my backer copy really, but that's my own mistake.
>>714816018>>714816062>>714816065>>714816069>>714816130No, you'd bitch that the run is boring and it was a stupid idea to submit something so rng reliant
>>714816125That would make a lot of interesting categories invalid for submission in a marathon setting for no good reason, rng takes no skill
>>714816247How is having a save state for one rng heavy moment the same as having a save state for every single action in the run? This is not the case of runner being so bad at the game he has to make a bunch of backups, it's just one rng situation he has no control of.
>>714816331Sayonara Wild Hearts is really good
>this would be a great time for donations
>complete silence
lmao
>>714816727He's an IG fan. Now he looks at images of anime girls in army uniforms and goes "oh my god she's literally me!"
>>714816684Mirror of Fate is 2D
>>714816518Warhammer is one of the biggest red flags for trooning out. Also milsims.. mega male games. Really makes you think.
>>714816487>"Garfield looks like he's got cancer"TAKE ME BACK BROS
>>714816632Yes, we got three great games from it, maybe even four
>>714816782>it's just one rng situation he has no control of.>it's just one rng>rngYou have the incorrect philosophy towards speedrunning in general.
>>714816349I don't understand how they had a successful 4 season animated show from 2017-2021, and a sequel to that animated show from 2023-present, as well as the surge in 2D Metroidvanias in the past ten years, and at no point, in ALL that time, did Konami ever think to capitalize by making a new 2D game, with Belmonts fighting Dracula, simple back to basics.
why do you complain about trannies being degenerates non stop but take no issue with some guy spamming dragon ball furry porn for hours
Nothing branded "Castlevania" post-SOTN is actually Castlevania
>>714816632nta but I much preferred Curse of the Moon
>>714816874I haven't played it since launch. She got three more games?
>>714816782>telling me what I think is boringI watch marble-lympics every year, bitch.
>>714816874Nah, the pixel games are ass. I hope the true sequel is good.
>>714816380Japanese Spider Crabs are really big so they get used to the idea of an extra big one
>>714816903Konami is generational fumbler and pachinko manufacturer.
>>714816939>post-SOTNSOTN isn't Castlevania
>>714816721kek
It's Phase Connect So it's the autism version
>>714816874>4Bloodstained, cotm 1 and 2
What is 4?
>>714816904Because one isnt trying to force everyone to play along with their larp fetish and pretend their women
>>714816874I'm happy for the explorationbros that Scarlet Engagement is actually coming out, but god damn what I'd give for a CotM3. Loved both 1 and 2, what spectacular games those are.
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>>714816973>the pixel games are ass
So many fucking trannies this event, I don't even recognize them. They must've groomed some more in the discord servers before sending them out. Is there a list of troons?
>>714817000They're making Bloodstained 2. There's a trailer, look it up
>>714816953Play Curse of the Moon
>doesnt know the story
instant F from me
>>714816632yes, it was a very good game a worthy successor and im excited for the sequel
>>714816939SOTNbabbies need to fuck off and go back to playing their overatted game they can't even explain why they like it
Has Sent made an appearence today?
>>714817068I agree.. this is sickening to hear every time.
I went to go get a new ps5 controller but I left my wallet at home fuck my life
>>714798661 Oh he's def autistic, adhd also most likely, but like
>>714797443 said he's an extroverted sperg.
He definitely never shuts up though, and usually tries to interject. He was a part of our uni's smashclub circle just bc he came, and he really isn't a bad kid, but he is the posterchild of autism.
He once pissed my buddy off (ironic bc the OP is mgs rn) when he INSISTED the original metal gear was only on either the snes or commodore and my buddy who knew that was false told him and tempest/steve started screaming and autsitically insisting he was wrong when he wasn't.
Im reaching for more tales I can recall, but it's been a bit and I'd need a refresher. Lots of little stuff, just his style and demeanor is very phenotypic of uber chris style autist, but he's just smart and self aware enough to not be that.
I also find it very very amusing people are making images referencing tempestmask1000 and or raging about him since I know him irl, since I know it's the same experiences I've dealt with for years at club meets and classes
>>714817057transition any% category really popular this year!
excited to see the [penis gone] runs!
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Is it any good this year or is it a continuation of the extremely gay bullshit as always.
Order of Ecclesia is less of a metroidvania and closer to a traditional castlevania game.
Pretty disappointing dracula fight. Doesn't even have a second form, just a second phase and he's really easy to manipulate with that flying ability you get like an hour before him.
>>714814049Yeah right? The king jew stil got it.
>>714817059NTA but looks very good, I trust IGA kinda inherently with this shit in general. He knows his wheelhouse.
>>714817025he's spamming his braindead porn in your face
>>714817083SOTN is the best Castlevania and its not even close, everything else is liquid dogshit by comparison.
>>714816868Yeah, I don't get it. I could at least understand some poor faggot thinking he's a girl because he spends all of his time playing some shit like the Sims. Or even modern day d&d which is infested with femoids.
>>714816978Imagine looking at your established role in the fastest growing industry in the world and going "nah lets go with gambling housewives instead for a market that will probably get regulated into the ground"
>>714817049They're soulless mockeries of what people think Castlevania games are.
>yeah, I don't even know what the story is for this game
Yeah, I don't like this guy.
>>714817161TREMBLE BEFORE ME
>>714817163Mario Paint has the Wild Gun runners, so that's liable to be fun.
>>714817165It's not my favorite out of the series for sure, but playing it on the PC version after the nightmare of emulating a ds like 10-15 years ago, it's still a very fun experience.
did they play fun games such as gta vice city or san andreas? i like speedruns of those
>>714817190Rondo is the last real Castlevania
Do people really do that? Speedrun a game without actually playing it? Seems so fucking gay.
>>714817182But he isnt demanding I treat him as a woman when he isnt, I can just ignore the porn, no biggie
>>714817083>why they like itIconic voice acting
Arguably best movement in a 2d game ever
Super autistic attention to detail
One of the best OSTs in gaming (probably second to Rondo of blood)
Some of the best pixel art and character designs of all time
Only fault is it can be a bit too easy, but you can always make the game harder by not using the OP shit the game gives you
Need more?
>>714816903just because something is popular doesn't mean it sells
just like megaman, castlevania sells like shit despite being an iconic series
and that matters more to them more than any amount of fanfare for the series ever will
>>714817068>>714817109why would you expect runners to be passionate about a game they're gonna dedicate thousands of hours to, you silly billies
>>714817226When I think Castlevania I think pic related
>>714817153why did you post this same message a second time ?
>>714817192Tons of success in the Japanese vidya industry has happened despite executive leadership more often than not, like places like Sony and Square still repeatedly make backward ass decisions and stumble into success.
>>714817337Rondo is a shit game for loser weebs.
>>714816903Keep in mind you also had a Smash inclusive introducing Castlevania to a whole new generation and they still did nothing with it
>>714816904it's for a noble cause
>>714817371This game is actually pretty good. Shit's all over the other GB games for sure.
>>714817339Shockingly it seems like at least half or more of speedrunners have never played games casually
>>714817068Order of ecclesia story kinda sucks I don't remember it either
Only castlevania story really worth a shit is sotn and Rondo of blood
this is the only REAL castlevania
So is anybody actually watching the run? or is it so boring that the thread is having to have like three different arguments to pass the time?
>>714817437I can't even fathom doing some shit like that. Like wouldn't you want to speedrun a game you enjoyed playing at least once? It's so fucking bizarre.
>>714817191I agree, it wouldn't be as egregious if that were the case. Unfortunately it's the opposite.
>>714817371>>714817435Yes I meant that positively.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHLsolltIJ8&list=RDCHLsolltIJ8
what did i miss why is someone posting cartoon porn
>>714817502>castlevania being played>people talking about castlevaniaWhat is the problem, explain it me slowly like a fragile child who might get hurt feelings
>>714817502how will the watchers reply if they are watching
>>714817435The other gameboy/gbc games suck, they are the worst the series has to offer lol
>>714817502This guy shouldn't be running this game. I watch him sometimes on Twitch and it's always the same script with him. He doesn't care about the story of the game so who cares? He's just running the game to speedrun it, he probably doesn't even appreciate it as a casual playthrough which makes me discount it.
>>714814927Twice a year she goes to these events that are filled to the brim with lonely men with no social skills; she can always find one of them to settle for.
>>714817163So far quite staggeringly gay but there have been a couple okay runs. The bad runs so far have been spectacular bad, however.
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>You all love cat ladies
He's only able to say that because of the tranny on the couch giving him the pass, isn't he
isn't it interesting that dracula has cat ladies?
>>714817539I can't either. They really only care about mechanics and the game engine, very robotic stuff
>open stream
>saying hecki-
>accidentally click again and mute
Good.
>>714817437>>714817539It's mostly streamers who speedrun for views who do that shit.
>runner
>troon + fat guy in shorts and legs wide open on the couch
every single time
???
>>714817558Gaku and Virginia
>>714817190Rondo of blood is the best linear game, sotn the best nonlinear. Best duology in gaming history
>>714817190the only games worse than sotn are hod and cotm, yes even bloodstained is better
>>714817368lol this is exactly what I expected from sotn babby
literally none of the things you mentioned are important in a game, except the second point which applies to all castlevanias except, once again hod and cotm
all sotnbabbies talk about is the meme voice acting and graphics
>>714817502I zoned out for a while when he loaded the save state. Seems like it'd be a good speedrun game if it weren't a GDQ stream
>already planning to cheat the run
This guy is such a fag.
IGAvanias are braindead easy slop. Picrel is peak Castlevania and you know it
>>714817661Troon never played the game, by the way.
>save state
My rating instantly went from B+ to D
>>714817627Dude's got to have something to get him up in the morning.
>>714816782where do you draw the line you double nigger?
>>714817369They haven't tried in 17 years
>>714817605I think I would much rather play through Legends than 64 or Castlevania II, to be honest.
Legends was pretty easy, so at least it wouldn't last long. The other ones are bad in an annoying way.
>>714817558is that tamers?
>>714817486This is the only REAL castlevania
>>714817616that's what sucks about a lot of speedrunners these days
it's like they speedrun games as a job instead of as something they enjoy doing
>25 minutes into the run
>60ish % chance for the run to just be fucking over
Why the FUCK would anyone subject themselves to this?
>>714817648yup, GDQ it's as millennial core as anything could be
>>714817685SOTN and Bloodstained are some of the best games ever made, cope.
>>714817729soundtrack carries it hard
>>714817190>SOTN is the best Castlevania and its not even closeNo, you're just a nostalgia tard. It's not a bad game by any means but no where near the best.
>>714817768it's a pretty short run
>>714817685>everything except gameplay isn't importantGood thing the gameplay is the best too (other than Rondo) lol
Too many glitches and my head gets dizzy
>>714816782I wouldnt bitch about this, I'd laugh as it turned into a disaster
>>714817627Post-SotN Drac has the characterization of a plank of wood, he could do anything really.
And yes, that includes Soma.
>>714817729No one will ever argue against this without being ironic.
Although CV3 comes close.
>>714817742I am, but also counting trannies. Have a problem with that sweaty?
Cheated run
>Cheated run
Cheated run
>Cheated run
Cheated run
>Cheated run
Automatic FFF-, capital S for shit run. Garbage. Throw it in the trash.
>>714817740>>714817768it's his second savestate, there's a chest at the beginning too
>>714817190>SOTN is the best Castlevaniaaos, dos, por, and ooe are all better
>>714817763My first GDQ was in 2010, but I've watched less and less the gayer it's gotten. I don't think I caught a single even between 2014 and 2020.
>>714817897Glitched runs are always lame.
>Savestate
NOT A SPEEDRUN, BABY
WOO
>game has sexy lady enemies
>they don't do sexy lady attacks
>>714817936you were here for the golden years but missed the golden cringe years when this was actually fun to hate-watch. Not sure why you'd come back now
Maybe I should finally play OoE; lots of sexy monster designs judging by this kusorun.
>>714818003What's a sexy lady attack?
>final boss time
>dont blink or you'll miss me save stating it
Any% categories are kind of lame like you're not good enought to uncover 100% map? Shitters.
Who's the runner up for
Transition any%
All Pronouns 100%
[Inverted Penis] [No Gender] 41%
Rate Castlevania:Order of Ecclesia!
>>714818051The desert pyromancers in DS2 blowing kiss bombs
why is dracula such a jobber
>>714818051when they crush my head with their thighs haha
>>714818046Yes, idiot, play it. It's a legit good game.
>>714818119F
for forgettable
>>714818119F save stated and cheater
>>714818119F for Failed state
>>714818051You know, like they grab you and rub up against you and drain your life meter or something. And moan.
>>714818003The succubi throw hearts at you
>>714818119C
nothing bad but nothing really good either. love the game though
>>714818119D gay save states
>>714818003it's to subvert expectations
the skeletons twerk at you
>>714818119Castlevania is my favorite game series but unfortunately that was not a good category to speedrun here
C
>>714818119D
disappointing
>>714818051Crush my skull with this their thighs and pop it like a wet watermelon
>>714818119D. Get us out of here please.
Jesus Christ, it's not that fucking funny
Are they all high, or just autists?
>>714818119F for failed and cheated
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>>714818119I'm doin' him a C
>>714818119F for not knowing the story and fucking cheating
>donate to us goy or we won't play a bonus game
>>714818119B
Neat game and a fun category, but they cheated
you have a tranny or save state thats an automatic D moving forward
damn that new neovagina trick was sick
>>714818119D
This GDQ has had amazing ability to make even good games run shit.
The next run can only be worse
>kaizo showcase
God fucking damn it I hate these so much. I'd rather watch quake 64 again
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bye
>>714818119A. I forgive the one safety save since it was for pure RNG at a marathon's pace. Got confused by the amount of glitches but there's no denying he did a good job everywhere else
>>714818131Depends on the story. He can't ever be truly defeated in most games. And as the cutscenes imply, Shanoa paid a hefty price to beat him.
>The """""""""bonus"""""""" game already set on schedule
>>714818119C, wanted to rate higher but cheating + couch troon
awesome game though
>>714818380I'm ready for the yetee donation to come in
What the fuck was that shit? Shut the fuck up.
I know they WILL hit the incentive, but it really does look like the audience aren't the ones who are going to pay to see it.
>>714818370oh no that's next?
Remember when you thought things couldn't get any worse?
8====D
*SNIP*
8== ; ==D
8=-
8>
Watching the people in the audience is more fun than the runs
>>714818119ZZZ invalid run
>>714814246oh i remember this guy. I used to play Gigantic with him. Good Wu player
>second checkpoint of the day
>into another fucking gameshow
>>714818359Kaizo has done so much damage to level design shit in general.
Everything thinks they're SO FUCKING clever for making a stage where you die instantly.
>>714818478how many of those do they need?
>>714818119D, way too many glitches without a decent couch is just a clusterfuck
>>714818480this desu senpai
>15 minutes until the next run
Why is this shit run like ass?
did they just say theyre doing DK rap live on stage
>>714817729>posts literally easiest classicvaniaeven some IGAvanias are harder than it lol and I say that with it being my favorite too
>>714818119B pretty good but loaded save
>>714818039I caught the last couple days of ESA so I'm just letting it ride. Any particular runs or events you'd recommend for peak cringe kino?
>>714818156I played a little bit of it and my experience was very short, easy, and linear levels followed by a gimmicky boss that requires memorization of attack patterns rather than quick reactions and improvisation. Reminded me of one of the mega man games, X1 or X2, I can't remember.
73282356
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>Fucking up the rhythm of the fucking DK rap
Get the rope.
>>714818243GDQ leaks nitrous into the room to increase the sense of bonding that the attendees feel
>>714818565Cv4 is far easier
>>714818535You think that's bad wait for Friday
>>7148177291st game was the best and there really isnt any argument against it
>>714817861except it's not
game is piss easy
bosses are horrible
second castle sucks ass
overall the map design is not very good
game has bunch of cool weapons but they are hidden behind horrible drop rates
it's a good game but people claiming it is one of the best games ever only say so because they care about less relevant aspects like "aesthetics" or "sound design", and it's pretty clear they never played the later entries, or they don't like those kind of games to begin with
>>714814353people liked the MGS3 run? I wasn't paying that much attention to it but the invisible enemies made it boring to me
>>714818617>I caught the last couple days of ESA so I'm just letting it ridefair enough
>Any particular runs or events you'd recommend for peak cringe kino?nah sadly nothing compares to 2015-2022 GDQ when it comes to cringe-kino. Now it's just soulless
>glasses hat and giant mask
LLK fucking ninja shit
>We're going to be playing a game of Hangman, starring Corvimae
>>714818647All Im getting from this is that they got so little people submitting, that they had to make shit up to fill space.
>>714818647>monster hunterGay faggot shit
>tier list at a live eventEven gayer faggot shit
>monster hunter tier list at a live eventIt actually cannot possibly get worse than this fucking rancid shit
OoC is overrated, fails to satisfy both as a classicvania and metroidvania. Dawn of sorrow is the real deal PACKED with content. Aria is ruined by the garbage technical aspect due to the gba, remember that acid color palette bleah
>>714818706>Impressive routing>Decent runner and couch>Great gameOnly problem is it went over estimate
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I don't like the man spreading
why do these assholes need a checkpoint and a daily recap
I've seen enough of them for today
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thought I saw seeing some upskirt
WHAT DOES TRANNYISM HAVE TO DO WITH SPEEDRUNNING????
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ABOUT THEMM
ferry14
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Their plan is to beg for $32,000 dollars.
FOR THE ENTIRE NEXT HOUR.
WHILE THE E-CELEBS JUST YAP WITH NO GAMES.
>>714818556this is the absolute last place I thought id see one of my /effjuan/ spurdos
>>714818772I bet it's more that they keep denying actual speedrunners so that they can fill it in will bullshit like gdq staff runs and stupid checkpoint garbage
>>714818814>E-CELEBSAnon don't put them on that pedestal
imagine how damanged and dry fu's hair is after like 10 years of constant dyeing
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>>714818647How long until speedrunning is just a side gag? 5-10 years?
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>>714818772Someone posted the rejected runs list in one of the ESA threads. They rejected a lot of runs so they could shove in another spike vegeta segment
Someone pull the fire alarm.
Please.
chat this is such a waste of paper...
>Donkey Kong
Thats Baramos mother fucker
>>714818813How do you not know this yet? Autism. Unironically its all autism.
>>714818687>and there really isnt any argument against itThe argument is that they made part 3 and it's peak vania
Okay I kinda like this segment
>>714818707speedruns is the third priority of this event now :^)
A majestic, 400 year old tree died for this
can we fast forward these boring and obnoxious coach bits and get back to gaming please...
what happened to the thread yesterday
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CLOSE YOUR LEGS
The intermission shit has gotten so fucking bad. Just pull the plug.
>Greg legit hating Adef because he didn't entertain his gay bit during the opening ceremony
Adefchads we just keep winning
>>714818370and then Donkey Kong Jungle Beat run by someone named LaurieDBunnykins
Looks like I'll need to watch something else for the next 2 hours
>>714819086Adef is alright in my book.
>audience help
>fat guy in the way
Great use of paper here you shitheads. The irony if them raising money for charity while tossing paper away is there
>>714819082this is your chance to go take a shit and hydrate
Jesus Christ use a fucking whiteboard and a cloth. What a waste.
What happened to the greasy looking dude with the dirty socks doing these intermission segments? He was way better.
Adef as the only person on the stage who plays video games
>Comfort paper
jesus christ
>Mr rape and gape
jesus christ
>>714819061You KNOW that goochie stinks good at this point.
>>714818626Theater kids aren't band kids
>>714819187They'll probably scribble an autograph on the discarded pages and add them to the prize pool lmao
>>714818737You sound stupid.
>>714818731Yeah, but anything from the 2015-2022 cringe peak you'd recommend? About all I know about are the "I would really prefer it if you would be quiet", the Sniff Master, frozenflygone cucking her husband live, and some mormon slut getting gangbanged. Under-socialized autists chasing FOMO sounds like the perfect recipe for endless cringekino.
an entire amazon rainforest, home to hundreds of orangutans, was razed to the ground for this decadent group ego-stroking session
Based Sent
oops
rong hole
eetz only smellz
>>714818990>autismI know PLENTY of autistic people who arent trannies
yooo metroid, that's my girl! huge fan!
How the fuck don't they know these characters? These are the most bacic of the basics.
>>714819061Sadly, she's wearing spats and an oversized top, so this doesn't even count as an upskirt. The modern world is so gay
> that waste of high quality paper
This shit is why they refuse to disclose their spendings and earnings
>>714819440metroid owes me sex
>>714819456KungFuFridgeFuck and BuckyMelo don't play video games
why does kungfu keep shaking her legs
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I'm actually enjoying this.
>>714819275>Chairsniffer was 23 years agoI stayed up all night on a schoolday back then.
>>714819440That's Master Chief
>>714819308>>714819465Think of all the masterpieces that could be drawn on this paper instead of being wasted on these crooks
Is the brown one in the middle about to play baseball?
>>714819527I'm sorry your taste is so shit.
For fucks sake with these intermission segments
just tuned in
the redhead is beautiful
>>714819464>spatsWhat did he mean by this?
>>714819535Remember you're here forever
>>714819440Metroid, huh? Reminds me of a certain run...
Is this artist incognito?
>>714819440His name is Link, Metroid's just the princess.
kffc-MLR
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>>714819589good morning sir
>>714819438At this point its nearly a prerequisite for trooning out, that doesnt mean all autistic people are trans, it means almost all trans people are autistic.
>>714819440>can't even crawlLemao zedong
>mega man maker
>mitchflowerpower
>kaizo
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Damn, the audience is really overweight
>>714819673An old Alien: Isolation run. I guess the alien themes are kinda the same
>>714819797I was just noticing the same thing, it's quite grim...
Screw this, I'm booting up a game. What you playing, /v/?
>>714819797They had to fill out the seats somehow.
>>714819894no they are cute !
We have a donation for 1000 Dollars!!
*weew clapclap*
"Dear games done quick, it's so beautiful and brave and stunning to see all these wonderful transwomen taking on a traditionally male dominated sport by guys. It used to be that women were not considered good at video games, but I think we can agree you all changed that. Gotta go fast to skip the cutscene transitions save those frames!
Love from Germany
>>714819915>I said "fill out" not "flatten out"!
>completely wrong cadence for the DK rap
>>714819860was gonna play l4d2 for the first time but the crippling anxiety of being in my mid 20's still playing games demolish my non-existant ego
>>714819860I finished Death Stranding 2 the other day and I've just been bored and watching this while waiting for DK and other late July games.
Something about him fucking up the DK rap is just pissing me the fuck off.
How do you FUCK UP the DK RAP??
>>714819959Lea's cute, but the horns need to go.
Even she would agree.
>>714820001I had to mute it because of this
>>714820002Once you buy a home, you'll stop caring about what age you play video games at
>>714819797They need to hit up the fitness center.
>>714819860Digimon Hackers Memory
>>714820001Grant Kirkhope must be spinning in his grave
>>714819860gc wind waker
i love it but going for 100% fucking sucks
It has been 24 years since the last run.
>>714820045HE’S THE LEADER OF THE GROUP
A REALLY GREAT APE
THIS LEADER OF THE GROUP IS JUST REALLY GREAT
HAHA I DON’T KNOW GUYS
>>714819860*sigh* ace combat 7 again. Wishing I could get excited about 8 being in production, but not even bamco can get excited about it.
>>714819860just finished pokemon emerald, didn't like it very much but it was fun
>>714819860ive been playing smt v vengeance while watching
>>714820175Grant Kirkhope isn't dead what the fuck
>>714820189My body clock must be messed up, because it feels longer than that.
>>714820064Lea without the horns is just the other chick with the black hair.
>>714820189Please remember that the next run isn't a run but rather yet another showcase :^)
>>714820002Whether you hit 30, you won't give a shit anymore.
>>714820045HE IS MONKEY
YOU KNOW HIM A LOT
HES HERE NOW
AND HES A BIG NIGGER
>>714819851Several GDQs ago, it got hated for the usual /v/ reasons.
>>714820256It's a joke, anon.
>>714820183I heckin love WW but yea the worst part is the fucking rupee grind is atrocious
>>714820095gotta meet that bonus run goal somehow
>already stalling to try and get the bonus game
Just start the game already.
We got another donation for 50 dollars
Hello Games Done Quick. I transitioned last year. Finally a safe space for transwomen like me.
do trannies still come to GDQ done quick?
>>714819860Crash Bandicoot 4 is FREE on gamepass. I'll play that after sleepy times.
>>714820258She's her own person, Anon.
That's the whole point of the game.
>>714820002you only hate games because you feel a huge FOMO with your life like you should be doing something else with your time
better act on it now
Shizkiu
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>>714820258fact checked 100% TRUE by real croissant avatar
>>714820317>>714820317that was frame fatales, not GDQ
>>714820370Games Done Quick Done Quick?
>>714820370Nah bro trannies don't exist anymore
>>714820370> do trannies still come to GDQ
>>714819842She sorta looks like a squinty-eyed sigourney weaver.
>>714820271Why the fuck was this deleted? There was nothing wrong with the post.
>>714820331KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>>714820370There is no such thing as "trannies"
There are only people who accept their true gender, and cis male retards
>1 hour showcase of a tranny beating bongos
>>714820271Holy fucking shit jannies cool it down
...Yet another donation for 10 dollars
Gooood morning trans done quick! I just choppes of my penies and fed my balls to my euthanized dog. Finally we have something in common!
>>714820418>that was frame fatales, not GDQNo, it was SGDQ23.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcyp5n-xKR8
normal boomers on the couch, might be ok
>>714820428Thank God, the nightmare is over.
>>714820002Nothing wrong with playing video games, but you need to pursue other things/aspects of life that make you feel fulfilled and meaningful.
But yes, getting stuck in mental gluetraps of useless self-flagellation is a very mid-20s thing to do. The fact that you care so much means you do have a strong ego, you just have to do positive things for it. Don't worry, you're doing things right so far.
>running his own levels
Shouldn't you have someone else run these?
>>714820370>GDQ done quickAnyway, the real question is whether non-trannies still come to GDQ. Barely.
>>714820525oh I forgot about this. Corvimae is the one that ran it first on FF/hotfix
>>714820370>Does the majority of the audience still attend gdqHmmm....
>>714820605So I didn't mishear. What the fuck were they thinking with this run?
this looks kinda easy compared to mario maker ngl on god
>>714820605It's just a showcase of "Hey, look at this game, we added all this stuff to it, watch!"
In other words, pointless time filler
>>714820454I'd kms every fucking time I do a rando run if it wasn't for the gods that made the calc for that godforsaken minigame
I didn't know Mitch was a Megaman player
>>714820413>better act on it nowNot really. This is another one of youth's traps, the panic over the false thought that you must be doing things NOW. Of course don't waste all your years, but take your time and do things when you're ready. Being in a rush just gives you anxious energy that drowns out every other part of yourself.
Even just hearing 'showcase' bums me out. What do they think we're here for?
Porn posting has mindbroken the jannies
>>714820696these levels look like regular megaman 9 levels in terms of difficulty
choked his own level. run is ruined.
I didn't know cell had futa forms, had to go to rule 34 and do some spanking, uff. Ready for some hype runs now
>>714820557the fuck are those tree trunks
>speedrunning his own levels
>"kaizo" but it's way easier than kaizo mario
>still dies
>>714820841Being gay isn't ok
>>714820739He contains multitudes
where is the new thread anon
now I understand why poo stomped this guy's console
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have YOU ever speedran anything?
>>714820925transition any%
>choking on his own levels he created
Yup this is a F
>>714820897It's only page 10, relax
There's no frame of reference when he's just playing some random maps none of the audience have played.
>>714820754yeah act on it now comes with accepting why you feel this way and slowly dip your toes into doing something else with your time that can actually "level you up"(videogame reference lmfao) life skills moving forward
could be anything really. most just get a job or an active hobby like cycling or weightlifting
>>714820925only time attack modes in games that have them
>>714820925I used to measure the distance my jizz would travel by marking a starting line about a foot away from my starting position. I stopped doing this for a while now though
>>714820886futa isn't gay, little bro, it's ok to wank your pranky to some lanky, if you catch my drift
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