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>popcap games are over the top for speedruns
this feels like a lie

Are you Team Plants or Team Zombies?

>>714849178 (OP)
I'm in

lol I was going to use this but okay sure

XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR

>>714849178 (OP)
ZOMBIES

>>714849240
Tar man do you root for the zombies or plants

>all jrpg runs are neutered
>except corvimae's 4 hour pokemon run
crazy how much they hate me

>>714849178 (OP)
>Next: Arctic Eggs w/ Teddyras
>Later: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
Are we reading different schedules?

>>714849259
how do you even find this

>>714849271
BRAINS!

>>714849259
Nice.....

>>714849312
probably /pol/ or some subreddit of the sort

>>714849259
holy based

>>714849259
I don't get it

>>714849324
>SEND MORE PLANTS!

I have arrived.

>>714849312
He's posting it from the plane.

>no swearing
Fuck off adhd tranny. We barely hear what he says.

>>714849178 (OP)
> One of the best runs currently was done by a black person, as certified by /v/
> the only defense trannies can come up with for the Wolfenstein disaster is "because it's a black!!!"
Tired of black people being used as a shield for retards and trannies.
Especially on an event that tries to segregate black people out into one of their B-Events while they mostly only keep the annoying token "good lefty approved" blacks on GDQ

>>714849324
>Send...more...gardeners

>>714849370
the coast guard is literally flying a plane to draw an ejaculating penis in the sky

>>714849407
Send more cops

>>714849405
you're arguing with yourself again

now you see why all the gdq are inserting themselves into run
they all gettin a cut from these people donating "for a good cause"

>>714849259
lmao

>>714849346
I'm not gonna make it..

>>714849481
> You're arguing with yourself
Yeah you're right anon. I'm a bit late with this.
I should get some sleep.
> again
not really

47 minutes? Fuck you this run feels like it's been going on for hours.

any biologically female runners so far

Did any cringekino happen in the last 9 hours?

miggin'

>>714849579
Only 1 so far and she's playing now

that dev told the newspaper zombie origin story like it was the funniest thing ever. It was kind of endearing. Fuck SatanHerself and the couch for somehow being unable to fake a laugh for the first time in their lives

>>714849579
turn the stream on

>>714847854
Plain/homely. I can't tell if I've seen her at another even or if she just reminds me of someone I knew irl but can't remember specifically.

There should be a donation incentive to get this guy a new mic.

>>714849598
No, just plain unpleasant cringe I'm afraid.

>>714849579
one just flew over my house

being inspired by a mobile game like come on
im so sick of hte couch circle jerkin fart huffing that goes on with these fuckin bozos

What did the brown kid say? That he couldn't come up with this basic-ass zombie animation?
It's pretty much exactly like every slow-zombie walk.

>>714849639
i am i'm not really convinced this person has two X chromosomes thus far

I cannot understand this nigga

>die in real life
Advertiserbros?!

>>714849519
i pity these people because i could not imagine being this delusional

>>714849723
She's a girl take your meds

>>714849723
That's 100% a girl. This shit isn't even hard, come on dude.
Shovelclaws though. Female?

>>714849765
i blame the safe space they entered where everyone has to be fake as fuck and tell them that they are beautiful they way they are

>>714849723
maybe she could borrow a few of yours

>>714849810
she does look kind of mannish maybe i've gotten paranoid due to the current political climate

>>714849810
No they are a thing lmao

why is this flash game so long

>>714849810
Shovelclaws has a mustache, dude

>runner and couch
>ME ME ME ME
Why are these people so obsessed with themselves? The poor developer had the shittiest connection and he barely says something.

i wish plants were real

>>714849765
Yeah, that one is definitely mental illness. Ironically it was probably set on even further by TAKING meds they didn't need to, and I don't just mean estrogen. It's honestly tragic, and a reflection of how sick our society is.
It doesn't help that their personalities are like barbed wire fused with sandpaper and are entirely vitriol-ridden egomaniacs.

can someone explain how an it/its gender identity works

He's finally gone. That was awful.

>>714849723
If you're looking for passing trannies you're not gonna find any at GDQ. You won't suspect anything you'll just know

nigga the run is almost over kek

>>714849884
streamers and their narcissism i guess.

Rich is telling his wife he just had the worst experience of his life

the only redeeming part of the run has left

oh look, its the illusive FtM
fascinating

>>714849519
TekShrek got into speedrunning?

>developer just got the fuck out of there
Oh no no no HAHAHAHA

>Limy is just playing on his phone
I guess he just misses that great Wolfen 2 run.

>>714849902
it's a fetish, it's objectifying itself

>>714849858
>>714849876
I have met FtM trannies that have that exact same high pitched voice and shitty whispy mustache. And the main reason I'm asking is because I remembered this coming up last GDQ with "it"

>>714849723
Hand over your transvestigator badge anon your suspended (with pay) for 24 hours.
I know you have good intentions but you're a loose cannon, we can't have you shoot females.

Rich wanted out of there lol

why is the only woman running phone slop
why not like a woman running ninja gaiden black

>>714849902
two options:
1. They like to be degraded and its sexual
2. They think they've moved "beyond gender" and this is the way they show it.

>>714849902
Wanting to be special but not wanting to commit to being a tranny I assume

>>714849979
you're*
fuck maybe this job is taking its toll on me

>>714849998
>ninja gaiden african-american

>>714849998
>pvz
>phone slop
Newfag

>>714849998
PvZ is a good game nigger. Shit speedrun, but a good game.

is the current runner fertile or did something go wrong

>>714849998
pvz is great actually

>>714850059
a mobile tower defense is substantially less interesting than NGB i'm sorry

I genuinely hate the look of this game, I think it's one of the ugliest things ever made.

>>714850127
aside from you

PVZ is dogshit compared to WC3 or BR maps.

>first time game has ever been run at GDQ
>Crashes and burns

>>714849978
you are correct

>uncharted next
>2 hour estimate
wtf is the point of "speedrunning" a movie game

>335 thousand to annoy you with a shitty accent

Man fuck these people

/v/ genuinely wishes this barely passing """woman""" would agree to fuck them

MJ mention
HEE HEE

>we would like to see Michael Jackson zombie
is GDQ for or against the king of pop, someone tell me what to think

>mj died
>his pvz legacy with him
nothing sadder than that

>>714849902
It's not a gender, it's a preferred pronoun. Like Richard might be preferring Richie and not a fucking Dick.
Know thy enemy and all that, anon.

>>714850187
meds

>>714850187
She is a woman you stupid shizoid

based disco zombie

Woah i didn't know that fact about the Michael Jackson zombie. Thanks Satan

Man I remember the MJ zombie, interesting that's why it got removed

Is PvZ foid-core? Every girl I know loves it including my wife

it's time to mute the stream and play Thriller

>unmute for one second
>I WILL START TALKING WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT IF YOU
>mute

why does GDQ continue to fund doctors without borders despite their rampant financial corruption and abuse?

>>714849519
How did protomagicalgirl get back into GDQ with a fake name

>>714850262
Yeah it's an extremely casual game with cute plants. It's probably the best casual game ever made.

>>714850262
Of course it is, and its a great game

>>714850098
>>714850127
I used to like it, but the further this run goes on, the more that isn't the case.
This is a common effect, which will demonstrate itself during the Deltarune finale.

>>714850286
>why do they fund the corrupt org which gives them big kickbacks.
gee, its a mystery

>>714849259
BASED

>>714850317
>that poof her hair makes as it contacts his head
god, my turn when bros, my turn when.

>>714850317
genuinely impressive animation
Also Toby Fox will forever be a spineless coward for not letting us romance Susie

>runner is a lesbian
>doesnt even provide evidence theyre a real woman
drama bait

A huge wave of MIGGERS is approaching!

so...why are they playing mobile games

>>714850405
trust the plan kris will deep dick the dinosaur in chapter 5

uh oh satanherself still polyamorous with cuck boyfriend and girlfriend

>>714850460
I'm the cuck bf

>>714850286
Because no one else is doing what MSF does
Doctors who treat anybody at great personal risk to their own lives are the closest thing the world has to an actual saint

>the PvZ music is AMAZING
real autism gf....

>>714850493
The Red Cross

Say what you want about it/its but it's at least having fun.

>>714850493
>>714850520
Both of those orgs help the beasts in Gaza, they are worse than scum

>>714850270
picrel is all I can think of when the theater kids start doing "funny" accents

>>714850493
>Doctors who treat anybody at great personal risk to their own lives are the closest thing the world has to an actual saint
okay but the most highly paid executives i just cited are not doing that on-field work
how does one justify this
you would think the on-field doctors would be earning the most not the beancounters

>>714850519
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TjM3LrV0WI

>>714850324
You know charities just donate like 10% of their earnings right? Red Cross donates like $0.09 per dollar lmao.

Not to mention cancer prevention does fuck all. Prevention is worthless.

>>714850405
>>714850449
Should I play the Gator game?
I'm not too keen on VNs, but if it has a decent amount of choices I'd give a try because it looks cool

>>714850545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqTjKhYh4fs
vidrel is me during 80% of this fucking marathon

>>714850493
Would anything close to an actual saint treat the people in service to evil so that they can keep fucking shit up? MSF offered support to ISIS ffs

any sick strats in this game to cut off time?
any level skips?
exploits?

>>714850249
>>714850260
what was it? I missed it

>>714849998
>>714850126
PvZ started as a PC game retards

if someone has a source against doctors without borders being incurably fraudulent i am all ears

>>714850615
You know I don't donate to charities at all right? Imagine rounding up at the fast food slop stall so that they can then donate it for a free tax break

Would

like the donations thus far fund the salaries of 1.5 executives sitting in air-conditioned offices sipping lattes
not the doctors risking their lives in africa

>>714850663
>speaking to z**mers

>>714850662
Dancing zombie was originally an MJ zombie, but he died 4 months after the game came out so they patched it to be a disco zombie instead because it was presumably distasteful

>>714850545
kek

>>714850682
What i meant is that they don't need a kickback you dumb autistic retard, i don't care about what you do or you don't do.

RATE PLANTS VS DETROIT

>>714850747
Z

>>714850747
D for didn't watch

>>714850747
D

>>714850735
They literally get a kickback you dumb autistic retard. GDQ states on their website that the charities they work with fund all their salaries and the hotel

like am i the only one upset this event is funding an insanely corrupt organization

>>714850747
C boring speedgame but commentary was solid

>>714850747
B

>>714850747
Z

>>714850747
C

Good game, but annoying runner and not a very good speed game

>>714850747
D
not a speedrun

Has there ever been any conventionally attractive female (real ones) speedrunners?

>>714850747
ZZZ

>>714850747
C
dev was cool IF I COULD FUCKING HEAR HIM, the rest was boring and annoying

Z
The game is not even finished lol

>>714850665
Sure, right here, my amigo.

>>714850662
the game released a few months before MJ died and so his zombie was replaced by the disco zombie in future releases. Also the MJ zombie allows for a faster time for speedruns

like every donation to this marathon is going to a jew living in NYC not the physicians on site in the middle east

>>714850747
D not a speedrun nepo gdq staff bullshit

>>714850747
C-

>>714850747
D is the best I can do

Wait, it's not even the actual final boss? Lame.

>>714850747
D

>>714850747
ZZZ

>>714850747
C

>>714850747
Z
not a speedrun

>>714850747
C

>>714850747
I'm thinking Z.

>>714850747
D

>>714850519
isnt the composer of the soundtrack somewhat of an autist as well?

>>714850838
cool, nobody in here is donating
you could try complaining in twitch chat but it would probably be auto modded

>>714850747
C
annoying runner/couch. I liked hearing from the dev

>>714850826
oh yea, I didn't know the MJ zombie was faster but then again I can't remember replaying PvZ after they changed it

>>714850949
>hearing

>>714850868
Oh this is the actual final boss. I forgot it was a conveyor belt stage

>>714850868
Technically it's the longer and harder version of the final boss

>>714850747
D

>that's just a thing i do for chat, don't worry if you don't get it
lady, there are like 7 people who post in your chat, the vast majority of people watching don't know wtf you're talking about

>>714850747
D

>>714850747
B

i liked it

throw in some RNG and the speedrunner gets exposed
everytime

>>714850747
D
Not a good game for running but dev being there was cool.

>>714850772
That's illegal, they are probably saying that (doubt it) just in case some retard (you) finds out how much they actually donate

>>714850926
you're giving them viewer metrics by watching that's funding jews is the thing

>>714850747
B for biological woman

>>714850747
C

>Ya'll
At this point, I want some white guy to come out to their run dressed in complete blackface with pigtails in some Aunt Jemima/Song of the South style and just talk in AW LAWDYs and SHEEEE/ITs just to watch them flip their fucking shit.
I mean, it's all fair, right? It's not like it's political, after all.

They keep saying dev. I thought it was the artist?

>>714849519
the grimmest of timelines. thanks for sharing anon

>>714850747
D

Pretty bland

>>714851086
tbf though money from Twitch subs, ad revenue, bits, sponsor money etc. goes into Matt's own pocket
Not saying that's better mind you. But it IS different.

>>714850838
Just like kars4kids

>>714851159
It was, though to be fair he did literally all the visuals and probably as a result was somewhat involved in development. But it's not a dev

oh the faggot that bitches non stop from last night is back
shame, threads have been way comfier tonight

>and she keeps playing
STOP THIS FUCKING SHIT!!!

>>714850747
C

literally none of this is watchable
if a run isn't ruined by a tranny runner it is ruined by one on the couch being unbearable with their fake troon voice and mannerisms

I really dislike these people

>PvZ is what sparked my interest in weird obscure games
I genuinely hate this nigger faggot

i just wish i could fund this event without funding the jewish executives of DWB sorry if that sounds offensive

STOP THE GAME ALREADY

10k for 7 minutes KEK

They knew no one would donate if they just put "Beat Final Boss"

Get rug pulled idiots

>>714851247
runner can't figure out how to end her lets play

Watching this game makes me miss the era of games like CakeMania, Insaniquarium, Lost Tribe, etc.

wrap it up holy shit

why is this still on screen

>PvZ
>obscure
???

next guy!

You should be greatful for PvZ because the next game is uncharted lmao

>>714851273
Fahaha, but it's so funny.
GREG! Ya'll! Fahahaha!

Her streaming career isn't taking off though.

You play like a fraud. Executor is the biggest hard-counter to BBH in the game if you're a true pro at the game. Like me, HAHA!

why is this runner allowed to go over estimate is it because it's a woman

>speedrun
gdq is a disaster

WRAP IT UP

>shoutouts have been going on for 5 minutes now

stoooooooooop

>>714851343
lol you don't play nothing but fortnite and cod?

>>714851317
i miss the era of flash games that had SOVL

I bet her pussy STINK

will the Uncharted 3 run be better or worse than the shitty mobile game ripoff Uncharted game from the last gdq?

>>714851356
cool i can have a nice storygame to watch while they do some cool tech unlike this fuckin tower defense shite

Can this woman shut the fuck up already

This is actually pathetic

AAAA GET OFF THE STAGE ALREADY

Shut the fuck up woman god

>>714851369
THIS IS SLOP!

im feeling so strong right now bajs

>>714851410
Not as pathetic as the guy who cried because his mommy died!!

>>714850747
f

>>714850747

ZZZ. That was fucking grating.

>>714851369
shes staff enjoy more of this type of shit

>>714850747
Z

>>714849178 (OP)
QRD on the fascism faggotry this year? Did doctors without borders finally decide that these trannies were too caustic?

Any Kazakhs in chat?

>>714850747
I'll give it a B. It was better than I thought it'd be.

>>714851430
THIS.
IS.
CAKETOWN!

>>714850747
F

>Uncharted 3
>1:50:00

Honestly can't think of anything less interesting sounding

jesus christ this is like five minutes of rattling off her resume as if anyone is interested in watching her. one of the worst hosts of the marathon, no surprise she's completely self-absorbed

>>714850747
I don't care for ratings but making me wait 10 minutes for the run to end deserves a ZZZ

truly evil
can you believe top executives are paid a $200K annual salary, simply unheard of

>>714851467
right here brother

>>714851498
Are you sure?

>>714851534
>omg thanks so much for showing up to support me, this means so much to me
>the audience:

wow this ad for taco bell is a significant improvement

>>714851068
it's not illegal, nor a kickback to allocate funds to pay for a fundraiser. It is in fact where most charity money goes.
There are entire companies that exist to hold fundraisers, even without the veneer of a speedrunning event. It is totally legal and above water for them to take a cut of the proceeds.

>masks

Why?

>>714851591
Tacochads stay winning!

>>714851498
what we just watched has to be a contender

>>714851575
>4:15:00
JESAS

>>714851575
>eeveeluion trade alt race
wtf is this shit?

>>714851563
Monet well spent. Minnesota wants more drowning Somalians

>>714851595
good for hiding she/her manjaws and also to show they trust the science

>>714851616
Where's Big Mae been this whole event?

>>714851592
This. The people who work for non-profit charities are still paid through the funds raised. Usually a pretty sizable chunk too.

>>714851595
they sprayed perfume on the masks to block the smell of speedruns

>>714851575
thank god i sleep through the day

Have they been doing any bits this marathon? I've watched about half of it and all I've seen are two prize sections.

>>714851575
that seems like the most boring run possible

>>714851534
Now some guy's fucking it

sweetpeebs

>>714851668
Making moves

I hate movie games
they should at least have an alt stream like ESA

>>714851563
>simply unheard of
surprised it's that low desu

>reset stream

There goes 15,000 "viewers"

>>714851668
getting ready for her run

>>714851781
i wish i had a shirt with my self-portrait on it...

>>714851712
I smell..
>sniff sniff
I STILL smell speedruns!

it's over

GDQ is over. I'm going to miss you guys :(

SHOUTOUTS

>>714849178 (OP)
Well thats it for GDQ i guess.

the fuck is going on

spoilers: this money doesn't go to the charity but don't tell anyone

the tech came in and crewed all over everyone you guys just missed it

Fun year boys, a bit too many trannies for my taste. I'll see for AGDQ.

I read that Challenge Runs are getting more traction compared to speedrunning now. Where do I find people who do those?

>>714849178 (OP)
WHERE IS THE FUCKING CHANNEL???

Looks like we're in... Uncharted territory

holy crap the tech crew just flew over my house

>>714851970
it's over

Anyone else here take the whole week off to watch this? Its comfy times and good for home productivity.

damn it's back

>>714851950
They're not particularly entertaining streams. Look up "your favorite game challenge run" on YouTube and watch those.

>>714851940
>

>>714851970
Not enough private profit for the GDQ company itself this year
They shut it down

>>714851993
The fuck you mean it's over? they wiped the entire channel off twitch??

uncharted worth it to waste 2 hours of my previous time?

>>714851994
I work from home so basically it just goes on the second monitor.

>>714851950
I was thinking that would make a better event these days. Have a bunch of unique challenges instead of just speedruns

>tech crew
You people understand that they have to restart the stream in accordance with Twitch regulations, right?

>>714852049
nvm we back

>35,000 viewers to 12,000

oh nononono

>>714850547
The average doctor is incapable of making an omelette without oversight. Anyone that wrangles those tards deserves the money.

>>714852067
Nah, the issue is that challenge runs aren't very marathon-friendly. They can often take outrageous amounts of time to complete, weeks or even months of in-game time.

MSF pays GDQ's staff to run these events, guy who keeps talking about MSF

>>714852096
>23,000 people put to sleep by PvZ

Okay, what did I miss? Why was the DK game bad? I loved that game as a kid.

What happened with the wolfenstein run?

>>714852107
okay but youre saying the career physicians risking getting raped in uganda dont warrant the same salary as jews in brooklyn

Didn't pay attention but the stream reached the 48 hours limit I guess?

Surely THIS guy won't shout trans rights..........

>>714852096
twitch can't figure out how to restart the stream for you if it goes down and back up except for you to manually refresh/change pages, so all of the people who fell asleep with the stream on are just lost viewers now. not to mention the people who weren't really paying attention, saw the stream suddenly ended, and then just closed the tab and went on to watch something else for background noise

>>714852167
It was hilarious to see a black woman play an straight white man killing nazis, while they are literally not allowed to say the term "kill", "white" or "nazi" on stream anymore.

>>714852224
if it makes you seethe, im all for it faggot

>>714852175
they were only on 39 hours

>2 people clapping
>hear a crowd yelling WEW
???

>>714852241
Damn thats cool

Anyways I think we should kill all nazis

>>714852096
>>714852148
> cutting down viewership even further

uncharted is such a stupid series

>>714852247
What an asshole...

>>714849178 (OP)
STRONK WOMAN

>>714852153
Because fascism got STOMPED.

>>714852296
why stop there? let's get the trannies too

why is the audience completely empty
is it because the runner's black

>>714852247
Faggots on this board will call others obsessed while saying shit like this.

>>714852332
They're sick of adef's shit.

latest ratings chart

I remember playing this game in 3D on my parent's plasma and the graphics/3D blew my mind. I can't believe how shit this game looks now

why is adef on this LA thug's couch, did they link up?

what did they mean by this

is anyone else hearing the runner's lip smacking

>>714852332
it's late in amerishart land, use your brain for once you stupid fuck

>looks like a woman
>sounds like a man

>>714852384
thats when the ps5 came out

>>714852373
Kek, can I get a QRD on Donkey Kong and what it has to do with that title?

Holy shit get this nigga some water his mouth is making sticky noises

>>714852374
same. especially the faces and the lack of shadows under most things.

>>714852393
thanks bud. now i cant watch

someone get that guy some water ASAP

>>714852373
I'm suddenly not bothered by missing Jungle Beat at all

>empty venue
grim

He's literally just walking. I'm not watching this shit

>>714852417
just the commentators sperging out over bashing the fascists by playing a videogame (?)

the venue is central time is that correct

>>714852457
it's almost 3AM there, bruh, this run at least has an excuse to have an empty crowd

>prizes
98% failed etsy store trash
https://tracker.gamesdonequick.com/tracker/ui/events/56/prizes

>>714852298
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3231520/The_Bleakest_Keep/

>>714852417
Spent most the run begging for money to hit the wolfenstein goal to finally beat fascism

>>714852489
yes, current time at venue is in the top right

Rate the outage

>>714852524
this looks like some shit chris chan would have made

>>714852373
average rating for this event so far is fucking terrible huh

>>714852631
refresh the page dumbo

>>714852524
And the runners are 2view nobodies. What do you expect? The production quality and skill went out the window years ago.

>>714852478
>>714852540
Sounds dreadful. Glad I only caught the last 15 mins of the Wolfenstein run. Appreciate it, bros.

>>714852646
not cursed enough tbqhwyf

>>714852667
brb kms.

>>714852509
It's an event people paid to attend so I'd expect there to be some people though, it's not a small event

>>714852631
9/10
no annoying commentator that keeps spouting how the walking sim the runner is currently playing has "interesting tech"

>>714852650
It has been especially awful this year. Mix of shit runs and potentially good runs ruined by shit commentary.

>>714852646
nah it's decently made. chris chan would have painted some garbage with like melted crayons instead of paint or something

Are you allowed to have Adef on camera and nave only three people in the crowd

>>714852524
>make some garbage "crafts"
>try to sell them on etsy
>nobody wants them
>offload to charity event as prize
>nobody wants them
>some guy trying to donate to kill the animals "wins" your prize
>arrives to his house 6 months after the event already smashed to pieces
>goes right in the trash after opening
>now permanently taking up space in a landfill
let's kick cancer's butt

was chris chan ever charged with fucking his mom

>>714852096
how is it possible that the viewercount still hasn't recovered?
35.000 > 12.000 > 17.000 almost half an hour later

>Uncharted run on GDQ
>pick Elena's model for Drake
>still does manly grunts
KEK
so fitting for the event

Uncharted 3 is actually a fun game
But lmao the runner really needs a sip of water

when we needed the twitch chat hydro homies the most, they were nowhere to be found :(

>>714852373
>wolfensten
lmao

>>714814395
I regret watching that run

>>714852847
they forgot to re-activate the viewbot

>>714852847
because half the viewers fell asleep with the stream on, unironically

>trans rights dono
>adef silent and visibly uncomfortable
>immediately changes subject to talk about the game again
is he secretly /our guy/?

ripe Coco wumpas

>>714853032
100%
he's hustling his way through this shit making money, can't blame him

Finally! A great run to watch!

>>714853032
The guy that doesn't even know what the Final Fantasy fanfare is? That barely knows dick all about vidya but is one of the nepo theater fucks that makes every single second of this event agony?
Probably.

at what point in the marathon do they confront DWB executives for their exorbitant salaries?

>playing the game on easy is faster
no way

did he explain how he's triggering those zip runs yet?

>>714853114
Man I miss Bonesaw.

>>714849902
they have a materialist perspective and don't view themselves as "luminous beings" or any such crunchy nonsense

>>714853032
he's looks arab, so of course he hates women and trannies which is based af, definitely our guy

Am I going crazy or can anyone else hear how wet his mouth is when he talks

>>714853162
Once GDQ (a for profit service provider) discloses their own salaries, earnings and spendings.

>>714853209
wrong guy

>>714853162
When you figure out how to make this >>714851563 post into a donation and get them to read it.
Remember to WIN EARLY and DIE LATE!

19k is a lot for this!

just remember for every $100 donated a DWB executive is huffing cocaine from a hooker's cleavage
it's an important context to have

>>714853284
>esskayuwu
fucking coomers man

>>714853214
No, there are a lot more mouth sounds this time. They might be going for an ASMR vibe.

did the stream fucking die again?

>>714853127
he usually still dominates those segments because he actually plays some games. always makes me cringe when mello is on one of those segments and it becomes abundantly clear that the guy has never played anything besides like tetris or fortnite. same with kungfu. these people make their money off of hosting a video game centric events but don't even have surface level knowledge of the hobby. adef at least isn't on that level of being a total fraud

>>714853127
I'm glad he's stopped shilling his own acting career at least.

>>714853348
F5

>>714853214
Opposite, actually; that's the sound someone's mouth makes when they're not properly hydrated before doing any sort of vocal audio work. Only way to fix it without making bro hydrate or constantly sip a lemon-water would be to add a de-clicker into the audio mix.

Source: I have worked audio and done vocal track editing.

>>714853162
nigga, coolmatty probably pulls a comparable salary to the MSF executives

>>714853284
They forgot to set the viewbots to adjust dynamically
> esskayuwu
isn't that the tranny that was in the sajam slam?

>>714849467
God bless America.

>>714853284
based gooner

>fire against wall
>be launched out of bounds
>aim gun wrong
>unlock Flash's run
they barely QA tested this shit man

>>714853032
yes. despite the theater kid qualities he's the closest thing to /ourguy/ that we have left at the event

why is no one bringing the runner an aquafina

movie game or not, I always like these console runs using tech to navigate 3D space

>>714853214
That's the sound of his dry ass mouth tissues sticking and unsticking with every movement

>>714852373
>quake
>bode
>dankey kang
QRD

>Uncharted
That's weird, I thought these were movies but it looks like there's actual gameplay between these quicktime events

>>714853171
>Playing it with THESE settings / language makes the game faster!
I hate this behavior in sneedrunners because it proves what frauds they are, wouldnt playing with certain settings just create a new category to compete in?
>I play the Chinese version cause it's faster!
It's like if a football player were to figure out that the Chinese football field is 2 inches shorter, and instead of reporting it to an international org for investigation he just invariably played matches in China from them on just to selfishly benefit his own career.

>>714853576
imagine shrill trannies screaming about donation incentives and hashtag punching nazis for an hour
thats all 3 of those

>>714853576
> quake
neporun of huge incompetence. Like others prepared setups for the runner level of incompetence
> donkey kong
Self proclaimed autistic trans runner.
These bongos kill fascists™
Trans roids.
In short: obnoxious

>>714853417
>>714853565
Ah I didn't know that's what it was, I just knew I could hear something. It's really getting on my nerves

>>714853580
It was always the cream of the crop when it comes to movie games. Helps the games don't take themselves seriously either

>>714853580
I don't really think calling Uncharted games "movie games" is very accurate. They have pretty standard linear stories.

>>714853576
Quake 64 was ran by a GDQ staff zoomie.
He couldn't keep a bunnyhop for more than 3 jumps, failed tricks repeatedly, and at several points paused the game to let the dono announcer talk as well as wait for incentives to be hit.

>he, err she, did an amazing job
ban this guy

>>714853732
I know, I know; once you're aware of it, it becomes the bane of your mental state. Only advice I can offer is to not listen using headphones, instead using some external speakers at a reasonable late-night volume level. The runner himself probably doesn't have monitoring on his own mic audio, meaning he's completely unaware of it, and the producers on shift right now aren't going to interrupt the physical run in order to force water down his throat.

>>714853930
bane?

>>714853757
>Accidentally
Anon ...

There is literally not one person in the audience right now.

This is a good thing, the censorship garbage is in complete opposition to what made this event good in the first place.

>>714854021
there are literally people there

>>714850652
>Would anything close to an actual saint treat the people in service to evil so that they can keep fucking shit up?
yes. they are too pure for the world to touch them.

>>714854046
less than 3

>>714854021
It's 3am there and the overnight game lineup isn't too exciting

I feel like I’m the only person here who doesn’t care about Uncharted.

>>714854071
nuhuh

>>714854071
aww, love you too! <3

why can't they spare $2 of the $355,000 raised to hand a water bottle to the runner

>>714854021
Live audience is a meme anyway, theres no reason to observe in person in the current year when you can just watch the stream
Besides the whole point of these events is Hanging out with you guys and shitposting about troons and Cocos milkjugs

>>714854021
It's the middle of the night

any pics of current announcer she makes pp hard

>>714854118
2$ that could go to charity ?? I'd run up and give him a big wet kiss instead

>>714854158
how new are you
midnight used to have at least 30 plus people hanging out

>>714854176
you don't want that

is the dwarf banned from gdq? or did he just retire?

>>714854158
i live in new york its literally 4 AM for me and i'm watching
there's no excuse

this is an actually completely empty run

>>714854229
Yeah nobody wants to watch this.

if someone forcefeeds the runner a bottle of water in the next 5 minutes i will donate $50
you may hold me to this

>>714854110
do (((they))) think they need that many chairs?

>>714854176
just google it you lazy nigger, also not worth it, trust me

WARNING!!!!!!!!!

VIDEOGAME SPIDERS!!!!!!

WARNING!!!!!!!!!

i like spiders
spiders are cute

>she/her
Its clearly a dude with a dudes voice, are they just joking?

AHHHHHHHH SPIDERS IM SCARED

>>714854334
Who?

>warning about spiders
>no warning about violence

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

honestly props to arachnophobes for somehow managing to make their thing on par with rape in terms of content warning

hilarious that they do an arachnophobia "warning" as if it's basically the same thing as having epilepsy

>>714854357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s0xXd9LOQ4
GDQ when a sexy woman is on screen

I'm just gonna watch oldies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rar0EZC6ao4&t=35s

pls share your favourites.

>>714854382
Do epileptics shit themselves when they have a fit? Yeah, I thought so.

>>714854382
I wish they did a tranny warning.

>>714854331
they're fine, these motherfuckers though...

SPOOKY SPIDERS SCARE ME

>>714854436
Stay here with us :(

>>714854325
>>714854304
man trigger warnings really just follow whatever phobia or "trigger" is currently en vogue with the usual attention whores huh

>>714854458
>CONTENT WARNING: This stream contains man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

>>714854382
The world has become such a fucking soft pussy ass shithole it's insane, MUH ARACHNOPHOPIA, and what the fuck do these people do when they have a small spider at home? burn the fucking house down?? fucking soft ass niggers

>>714854436
the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHzogRyAij0

>>714854325
I have no negative reaction to video-game depictions of things I'm afraid of IRL, and I can't imagine that anybody actually does.

>>714854460
What even is the most evil bug?
Like most bugs we’re scared of are 100x more scared of us than we are of them, but what bug would just instantly go on the attack if it saw you? All balls, no hesitation.

>>714854505
kek
>>714854475
Rush Hour in the UK got a trigger warning at the start of the film now, zoomers literally can't cope with anything.

>>714854525
probably fireants. or maybe yellow jackets

TRANS RIGHTS LETS FUCKING GO

>oh ye ole Gods is that a harmless silk-weaving arthropod AHHHHH IM GOING INSANE NIGGERMAN SAVE ME FROM THESE ELDRITCH PHANTASMS!!!

>>714854505
Kek

>>714854334
pretty sure she's biofem

>>714854460
Now my legs are criss cross apple sauce off the floor :(

much better today. last night's tranny block was insufferable

>>714854436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po9HS2lIZRw&t=1h30m5s

>>714854460
any bug that moves incredibly quickly and erratically can die in a fire

>>714854525
mosquitos

>>714854525
Mosquitos no doubt, literal bloodsucking vampires that cant even have babies without drinking the blood of the innovent

What's poppin', players?

>>714854436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM

>>714854202
Hahaha, excellent post.

>>714854525
mosquitos have killed more humans than any other animal and it's not even close

this runner is a real charisma void

>can we get a round of applause?
>the 3 people in the audience clap
that's really funny for some reason

>>714854460
cute

>>714854357
STOP POSTING THIS OUT OF CONTEXT AND MAKING ME CORRECT YOU!
EVERDRIVE!

I really hate the GQD.

>>714854525
stinkbug

>>714854620
>>714854641
>>714854728
These, tics, and fleas right? I guess shit like ringworms and other parasites count too.

>>714854839
Wait ringworms aren’t bugs they’re fungi
Oops…

>>714854830
Based. Total bug annihilation.

>all those empty setas
grim...... GRIM

>>714854525
Probably the Earwig.
It looks freaky, lays eggs in your ears, is one of the most poisonous creatures on the planet and likes to build nests in PC cases and other electronic devices.
Well, okay, only the first one is true, but still.

>>714854896
>Brutes are called "colored people" in this real world

>jwu
Any good runs in the past 8 hours since Megaman?

>>714854334
Are you talking about the super girly hosts voice? Have you ever heard a troon sound that convincing?

has the marathon done a segment on the corruption of doctors without border's executives yet

>>714855070
this would be surreal

>>714855070
cool it with the anti semitism

>>714854896
It was a different time.

tranny count so far?

>>714854945
these guys don't really scare me but id probably be uncomfortable having a giant insect that looks like it could bite my finger off on me

>>714855046
American woman almost all sounds like old granny roasties, change my mind.

>>714855123
The runner is playing as one

>>714855070
A couple, yes.

>>714855123
innumerable

>>714855070
no but I found proof for you

>>714854436
gamepro11 was an autistic genius.
he brought the very controversial, yet very prevalent, topic of suicide among the gaming community into light through a light hearted crash 2 run.
he's like the John Lennon of speedrunners.

>>714855151
Im afraid I just can't agree with that

>>714855046
>super girly

cutscene incentives are so fucking lazy they're literally nothing

>>714855209
damn that voice isnt very girly huh

I'm ready for Teddyras in 1.20 hours.

Any interesting run soon?

>>714855209
>taking a selfie and thinking "this is fine" and post it on the internet

>>714854436
The music in these old Crash games is just 10/10 unbeatable, absolute audio perfection

>>714855209
Holy moly the autism masculinzed the shit out of her face, her voice is still undeniably girly though

>>714855209
Flawless…

>>714855293
Quake

>>714855307
in hindsight he probably should have shaved first

we should have gatekept gaming harder

>>714855346
This you?

>>714855346
anon... thats just how french women look without makeup

>>714855540
I dont get it, are you implying she sounds like a guy because shes unfortunate looking?

Did someone screencap him grabbing her tits for an instant with the open bay?

>If you play this long you notice these little things
Who wouldn't notice gun sounds being too loud?

>>714855750
That was odd. I think he's not very perceptive and thinks everyone else must think the same as him

>you could do the sandworm evading walk in 2015
What a visionary you are Druckmann

>this is actually a real poem
As opposed to what? A fake poem?

It's kind of funny that Adef thinks RPG runs are boring, but this is the run that's putting me the fuck to sleep.

>>714856012
As opposed to a fictional poem made exclusively for the game?

>his relationships are more important than a piece of gold or whatever
Wow, that sounds like a fun adventure in a video game

>>714856012
its an inelegant way of saying it existed prior and wasnt made specifically for uncharted 3

is it time to mig?

why is funding not going to providing a bottle of water to the runner instead of inflating doctors without borders executives salaries'

>>714856053
How do you make a fictional poem that's not a poem?

>>714856038
Two things can be true at once.

>>714856087
no this was the last one

>>714856087
fucking migger

>>714856087
nuh yet

>>714856087
no brother, page 8, sub 6, we continue, we endure.

>>714855540
sup nigga, you wanna talk some shit?

>>714856134
YOURE S H I T T I N G YOUR SELF!!

>>714855209
yeah, ugly women exist m8

>>714856202
TRANS NIGGAS

>>714856110
I'd say it definitely depends on couch and game. The Pokemon run will be dreadful for both of these reasons, but Luzbelheim or LackAttack JRPG runs are really fun and entertaining.

This boring run has overstayed it's welcome

>>714856202
CROSSDRESSING NIGGAS

>host is vehemently not into the ludonarrative dissonance of naughty dog games like uncharted
>this implies she also hates the last of us
>/v/ thinks she looks masculine
>she doesn't constantly yell over the run

I think I know why /v/ likes talking about her.

>>714856335
FAT NIGGAS

>>714856097
Don't listen to that anon. A poem is a poem. It doesn't matter what it's written for. The runner is actually retarded.

>>714856202
FAST NIGGAS

>>714856251
Please don't ruin his fantasy of wanting to believe every woman is trans

Was the PS3 version this fucking broken? I never came across any OOBs or glitches like that

>>714856202
Kek

any ace combat runs on the schedule

>hands off the gamepad for minutes at a time
Nice """game."""

>runner yapping about the game so much that the dono begger is silenced for 90% of the run
I'm thinkin thats based.

>>714856343
I think she's a great host

uuuum uuuuum uuuuuum uuuuum uuuuuum(says 1 word) next word=uuuuuuum

>>714856548
its um uh um or the cringe ass donos and incentive begging, and I know which I prefer.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SPIDERS

>no arachnophobia warning
wtf

SPOOKY SPOODERS

spiders are cute, how can anyone fear them wtf

>>714856709
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW FOR WARNING US

> deadnaming Elena
this is illegal in certain countries

this event is like the olympics of virtue signaling

lmao

>>714856751
Why is arachnophobia not banned?

spider hating community btfo

Baking on page 10

>>714855131
they are venomous and can break your skin with their venomous fangs, you shouldnt handle these

>>714856953
godspeed you anon

>>714856986
*sciencespeed

>>714856868

what the fuck did i just watch anon?
is this AI, vid manipulation or isreal? genuinely curious about the sauce

>>714856868
bet that felt good as fuck

>>714857038
nigga..

Migg quietly

>>714857062
>>714857062
>>714857062
>>714857062

Did you guys know that video games are not real life?

>>714857038
shedding, you sheltered retard

>>714857038
spiders molt

>>714857038
I hate to break it to you, but spiders are real, anon

>>714857038
It's just a timelapse of a spider molting.

>>714857038
it's just a tarantula molting except sped up like 100x

>>714854945
Don't chinks eat these? I saw some disgusting video of some girl slurping one up after dipping it in some liquid that made it die on contact (someone said it boiled its insides instantly or something).

>>714857115
you're a pussy

>>714857090
thanks for the info and compliments spiderbros.
am indeed sheltered and retarded, lessthanthree

>>714857238
and youre brown

>>714857115
That's an Asian thing is general. An asian friend of mine ate a toxic spider and thought he was gonna die because it was prepared wrong kek. They just eat weird shit over there

LMAO that donation "Grats on the pb!! Nathan Drake says trans rights!" god i fucking hate these faggots for ruining gdq

>>714857238
it took 1 retard eating 1 undercooked bat to completely fuck the entire world.

>>714857675
you believe that batshit?

>>714857747
my university got a grant to study that specific bats shit, so yeah.

>>714857839
If you are in academia you should know better than anyone else how little that means.

>>714857943
it ment the dean got a fancy new car that fall is what it ment