Now: Plants vs. Zombies
Next: Arctic Eggs w/ Teddyras
Later: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
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>>714842824
>popcap games are over the top for speedruns
this feels like a lie
Are you Team Plants or Team Zombies?
lol I was going to use this but okay sure
https://www.flightradar24.com/C2014/3b26c44c
>>714849240Tar man do you root for the zombies or plants
>all jrpg runs are neutered
>except corvimae's 4 hour pokemon run
crazy how much they hate me
>>714849178 (OP)>Next: Arctic Eggs w/ Teddyras>Later: Uncharted 3: Drake's DeceptionAre we reading different schedules?
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>>714849259how do you even find this
Tarman
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>>714849312probably /pol/ or some subreddit of the sort
>>714849259I don't get it
>>714849324>SEND MORE PLANTS!
>>714849312He's posting it from the plane.
>no swearing
Fuck off adhd tranny. We barely hear what he says.
>>714849178 (OP)> One of the best runs currently was done by a black person, as certified by /v/> the only defense trannies can come up with for the Wolfenstein disaster is "because it's a black!!!"Tired of black people being used as a shield for retards and trannies.
Especially on an event that tries to segregate black people out into one of their B-Events while they mostly only keep the annoying token "good lefty approved" blacks on GDQ
>>714849324>Send...more...gardeners
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>>714849370the coast guard is literally flying a plane to draw an ejaculating penis in the sky
>>714849407Send more cops
>>714849405you're arguing with yourself again
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now you see why all the gdq are inserting themselves into run
they all gettin a cut from these people donating "for a good cause"
>>714849346I'm not gonna make it..
>>714849481> You're arguing with yourselfYeah you're right anon. I'm a bit late with this.
I should get some sleep.
> againnot really
47 minutes? Fuck you this run feels like it's been going on for hours.
any biologically female runners so far
Did any cringekino happen in the last 9 hours?
>>714849579Only 1 so far and she's playing now
that dev told the newspaper zombie origin story like it was the funniest thing ever. It was kind of endearing. Fuck SatanHerself and the couch for somehow being unable to fake a laugh for the first time in their lives
>>714849579turn the stream on
>>714847854Plain/homely. I can't tell if I've seen her at another even or if she just reminds me of someone I knew irl but can't remember specifically.
There should be a donation incentive to get this guy a new mic.
>>714849598No, just plain unpleasant cringe I'm afraid.
>>714849579one just flew over my house
being inspired by a mobile game like come on
im so sick of hte couch circle jerkin fart huffing that goes on with these fuckin bozos
What did the brown kid say? That he couldn't come up with this basic-ass zombie animation?
It's pretty much exactly like every slow-zombie walk.
>>714849639i am i'm not really convinced this person has two X chromosomes thus far
I cannot understand this nigga
>die in real life
Advertiserbros?!
>>714849519i pity these people because i could not imagine being this delusional
>>714849723She's a girl take your meds
>>714849723That's 100% a girl. This shit isn't even hard, come on dude.
Shovelclaws though. Female?
>>714849765i blame the safe space they entered where everyone has to be fake as fuck and tell them that they are beautiful they way they are
>>714849723maybe she could borrow a few of yours
>>714849810she does look kind of mannish maybe i've gotten paranoid due to the current political climate
>>714849810No they are a thing lmao
why is this flash game so long
>>714849810Shovelclaws has a mustache, dude
>runner and couch
>ME ME ME ME
Why are these people so obsessed with themselves? The poor developer had the shittiest connection and he barely says something.
>>714849765Yeah, that one is definitely mental illness. Ironically it was probably set on even further by TAKING meds they didn't need to, and I don't just mean estrogen. It's honestly tragic, and a reflection of how sick our society is.
It doesn't help that their personalities are like barbed wire fused with sandpaper and are entirely vitriol-ridden egomaniacs.
can someone explain how an it/its gender identity works
He's finally gone. That was awful.
>>714849723If you're looking for passing trannies you're not gonna find any at GDQ. You won't suspect anything you'll just know
nigga the run is almost over kek
>>714849884streamers and their narcissism i guess.
Rich is telling his wife he just had the worst experience of his life
the only redeeming part of the run has left
oh look, its the illusive FtM
fascinating
>>714849519TekShrek got into speedrunning?
>developer just got the fuck out of there
Oh no no no HAHAHAHA
>Limy is just playing on his phone
I guess he just misses that great Wolfen 2 run.
>>714849902it's a fetish, it's objectifying itself
>>714849858>>714849876I have met FtM trannies that have that exact same high pitched voice and shitty whispy mustache. And the main reason I'm asking is because I remembered this coming up last GDQ with "it"
>>714849723Hand over your transvestigator badge anon your suspended (with pay) for 24 hours.
I know you have good intentions but you're a loose cannon, we can't have you shoot females.
Rich wanted out of there lol
why is the only woman running phone slop
why not like a woman running ninja gaiden black
>>714849902two options:
1. They like to be degraded and its sexual
2. They think they've moved "beyond gender" and this is the way they show it.
>>714849902Wanting to be special but not wanting to commit to being a tranny I assume
>>714849979you're*
fuck maybe this job is taking its toll on me
>>714849998>ninja gaiden african-american
>>714849998>pvz>phone slopNewfag
>>714849998PvZ is a good game nigger. Shit speedrun, but a good game.
is the current runner fertile or did something go wrong
>>714849998pvz is great actually
>>714850059a mobile tower defense is substantially less interesting than NGB i'm sorry
I genuinely hate the look of this game, I think it's one of the ugliest things ever made.
>>714850127aside from you
PVZ is dogshit compared to WC3 or BR maps.
>first time game has ever been run at GDQ
>Crashes and burns
>if we make more money I'll be even more fucking annoying with a bad accent
>>714849978you are correct
>uncharted next
>2 hour estimate
wtf is the point of "speedrunning" a movie game
>335 thousand to annoy you with a shitty accent
Man fuck these people
/v/ genuinely wishes this barely passing """woman""" would agree to fuck them
>we would like to see Michael Jackson zombie
is GDQ for or against the king of pop, someone tell me what to think
>mj died
>his pvz legacy with him
nothing sadder than that
>>714849902It's not a gender, it's a preferred pronoun. Like Richard might be preferring Richie and not a fucking Dick.
Know thy enemy and all that, anon.
>>714850187She is a woman you stupid shizoid
>"Finish the Game" incentive isn't to beat the game
Woah i didn't know that fact about the Michael Jackson zombie. Thanks Satan
Man I remember the MJ zombie, interesting that's why it got removed
Is PvZ foid-core? Every girl I know loves it including my wife
it's time to mute the stream and play Thriller
>unmute for one second
>I WILL START TALKING WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT IF YOU
>mute
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why does GDQ continue to fund doctors without borders despite their rampant financial corruption and abuse?
>>714849519How did protomagicalgirl get back into GDQ with a fake name
>>714850262Yeah it's an extremely casual game with cute plants. It's probably the best casual game ever made.
>>714850262Of course it is, and its a great game
>>714850098>>714850127I used to like it, but the further this run goes on, the more that isn't the case.
This is a common effect, which will demonstrate itself during the Deltarune finale.
>>714850286>why do they fund the corrupt org which gives them big kickbacks.gee, its a mystery
>>714850317>that poof her hair makes as it contacts his headgod, my turn when bros, my turn when.
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>>714850317genuinely impressive animation
Also Toby Fox will forever be a spineless coward for not letting us romance Susie
>runner is a lesbian
>doesnt even provide evidence theyre a real woman
drama bait
A huge wave of MIGGERS is approaching!
so...why are they playing mobile games
>>714850405trust the plan kris will deep dick the dinosaur in chapter 5
uh oh satanherself still polyamorous with cuck boyfriend and girlfriend
>>714850460I'm the cuck bf
>>714850286Because no one else is doing what MSF does
Doctors who treat anybody at great personal risk to their own lives are the closest thing the world has to an actual saint
>the PvZ music is AMAZING
real autism gf....
Say what you want about it/its but it's at least having fun.
>>714850493>>714850520Both of those orgs help the beasts in Gaza, they are worse than scum
>>714850270picrel is all I can think of when the theater kids start doing "funny" accents
>>714850493>Doctors who treat anybody at great personal risk to their own lives are the closest thing the world has to an actual saintokay but the most highly paid executives i just cited are not doing that on-field work
how does one justify this
you would think the on-field doctors would be earning the most not the beancounters
>>714850519yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TjM3LrV0WI
>>714850324You know charities just donate like 10% of their earnings right? Red Cross donates like $0.09 per dollar lmao.
Not to mention cancer prevention does fuck all. Prevention is worthless.
>>714850405>>714850449Should I play the Gator game?
I'm not too keen on VNs, but if it has a decent amount of choices I'd give a try because it looks cool
>>714850545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqTjKhYh4fs
vidrel is me during 80% of this fucking marathon
>>714850493Would anything close to an actual saint treat the people in service to evil so that they can keep fucking shit up? MSF offered support to ISIS ffs
any sick strats in this game to cut off time?
any level skips?
exploits?
>>714850249>>714850260what was it? I missed it
>>714849998>>714850126PvZ started as a PC game retards
if someone has a source against doctors without borders being incurably fraudulent i am all ears
>>714850615You know I don't donate to charities at all right? Imagine rounding up at the fast food slop stall so that they can then donate it for a free tax break
like the donations thus far fund the salaries of 1.5 executives sitting in air-conditioned offices sipping lattes
not the doctors risking their lives in africa
>>714850663>speaking to z**mers
>>714850662Dancing zombie was originally an MJ zombie, but he died 4 months after the game came out so they patched it to be a disco zombie instead because it was presumably distasteful
>>714850682What i meant is that they don't need a kickback you dumb autistic retard, i don't care about what you do or you don't do.
>>714850747D for didn't watch
>>714850735They literally get a kickback you dumb autistic retard. GDQ states on their website that the charities they work with fund all their salaries and the hotel
like am i the only one upset this event is funding an insanely corrupt organization
>>714850747C boring speedgame but commentary was solid
>>714850747C
Good game, but annoying runner and not a very good speed game
>>714850747D
not a speedrun
Has there ever been any conventionally attractive female (real ones) speedrunners?
>>714850747C
dev was cool IF I COULD FUCKING HEAR HIM, the rest was boring and annoying
Z
The game is not even finished lol
>>714850665Sure, right here, my amigo.
>>714850662the game released a few months before MJ died and so his zombie was replaced by the disco zombie in future releases. Also the MJ zombie allows for a faster time for speedruns
like every donation to this marathon is going to a jew living in NYC not the physicians on site in the middle east
>>714850747D not a speedrun nepo gdq staff bullshit
>>714850747D is the best I can do
Wait, it's not even the actual final boss? Lame.
>>714850747Z
not a speedrun
>>714850747I'm thinking Z.
>>714850519isnt the composer of the soundtrack somewhat of an autist as well?
>>714850838cool, nobody in here is donating
you could try complaining in twitch chat but it would probably be auto modded
>>714850747C
annoying runner/couch. I liked hearing from the dev
>>714850826oh yea, I didn't know the MJ zombie was faster but then again I can't remember replaying PvZ after they changed it
>>714850868Oh this is the actual final boss. I forgot it was a conveyor belt stage
>>714850868Technically it's the longer and harder version of the final boss
>that's just a thing i do for chat, don't worry if you don't get it
lady, there are like 7 people who post in your chat, the vast majority of people watching don't know wtf you're talking about
throw in some RNG and the speedrunner gets exposed
everytime
>>714850747D
Not a good game for running but dev being there was cool.
>>714850772That's illegal, they are probably saying that (doubt it) just in case some retard (you) finds out how much they actually donate
>>714850926you're giving them viewer metrics by watching that's funding jews is the thing
>>714850747B for biological woman
>Ya'll
At this point, I want some white guy to come out to their run dressed in complete blackface with pigtails in some Aunt Jemima/Song of the South style and just talk in AW LAWDYs and SHEEEE/ITs just to watch them flip their fucking shit.
I mean, it's all fair, right? It's not like it's political, after all.
They keep saying dev. I thought it was the artist?
>>714849519the grimmest of timelines. thanks for sharing anon
>>714851086tbf though money from Twitch subs, ad revenue, bits, sponsor money etc. goes into Matt's own pocket
Not saying that's better mind you. But it IS different.
>>714850838Just like kars4kids
>>714851159It was, though to be fair he did literally all the visuals and probably as a result was somewhat involved in development. But it's not a dev
oh the faggot that bitches non stop from last night is back
shame, threads have been way comfier tonight
>and she keeps playing
STOP THIS FUCKING SHIT!!!
literally none of this is watchable
if a run isn't ruined by a tranny runner it is ruined by one on the couch being unbearable with their fake troon voice and mannerisms
I really dislike these people
>PvZ is what sparked my interest in weird obscure games
I genuinely hate this nigger faggot
i just wish i could fund this event without funding the jewish executives of DWB sorry if that sounds offensive
10k for 7 minutes KEK
They knew no one would donate if they just put "Beat Final Boss"
Get rug pulled idiots
>>714851247runner can't figure out how to end her lets play
Watching this game makes me miss the era of games like CakeMania, Insaniquarium, Lost Tribe, etc.
why is this still on screen
You should be greatful for PvZ because the next game is uncharted lmao
>>714851273Fahaha, but it's so funny.
GREG! Ya'll! Fahahaha!
Her streaming career isn't taking off though.
You play like a fraud. Executor is the biggest hard-counter to BBH in the game if you're a true pro at the game. Like me, HAHA!
why is this runner allowed to go over estimate is it because it's a woman
>speedrun
gdq is a disaster
>shoutouts have been going on for 5 minutes now
stoooooooooop
>>714851343lol you don't play nothing but fortnite and cod?
>>714851317i miss the era of flash games that had SOVL
will the Uncharted 3 run be better or worse than the shitty mobile game ripoff Uncharted game from the last gdq?
>>714851356cool i can have a nice storygame to watch while they do some cool tech unlike this fuckin tower defense shite
Can this woman shut the fuck up already
This is actually pathetic
AAAA GET OFF THE STAGE ALREADY
Shut the fuck up woman god
im feeling so strong right now bajs
>>714851410Not as pathetic as the guy who cried because his mommy died!!
>>714850747ZZZ. That was fucking grating.
>>714851369shes staff enjoy more of this type of shit
>>714849178 (OP)QRD on the fascism faggotry this year? Did doctors without borders finally decide that these trannies were too caustic?
>>714850747I'll give it a B. It was better than I thought it'd be.
>>714851430THIS.
IS.
CAKETOWN!
>holding an empty room hostage
>Uncharted 3
>1:50:00
Honestly can't think of anything less interesting sounding
jesus christ this is like five minutes of rattling off her resume as if anyone is interested in watching her. one of the worst hosts of the marathon, no surprise she's completely self-absorbed
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>>714850747I don't care for ratings but making me wait 10 minutes for the run to end deserves a ZZZ
truly evil
can you believe top executives are paid a $200K annual salary, simply unheard of
>>714851467right here brother
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>>714851534>omg thanks so much for showing up to support me, this means so much to me>the audience:
wow this ad for taco bell is a significant improvement
>>714851068it's not illegal, nor a kickback to allocate funds to pay for a fundraiser. It is in fact where most charity money goes.
There are entire companies that exist to hold fundraisers, even without the veneer of a speedrunning event. It is totally legal and above water for them to take a cut of the proceeds.
>>714851591Tacochads stay winning!
>>714851498what we just watched has to be a contender
>>714851575>eeveeluion trade alt racewtf is this shit?
>>714851563Monet well spent. Minnesota wants more drowning Somalians
>>714851595good for hiding she/her manjaws and also to show they trust the science
>>714851616Where's Big Mae been this whole event?
>>714851592This. The people who work for non-profit charities are still paid through the funds raised. Usually a pretty sizable chunk too.
>>714851595they sprayed perfume on the masks to block the smell of speedruns
>>714851575thank god i sleep through the day
Have they been doing any bits this marathon? I've watched about half of it and all I've seen are two prize sections.
>>714851575that seems like the most boring run possible
>>714851534Now some guy's fucking it
I hate movie games
they should at least have an alt stream like ESA
>>714851563>simply unheard ofsurprised it's that low desu
>reset stream
There goes 15,000 "viewers"
>>714851668getting ready for her run
>>714851781i wish i had a shirt with my self-portrait on it...
>>714851712I smell..
>sniff sniffI STILL smell speedruns!
GDQ is over. I'm going to miss you guys :(
>>714849178 (OP)Well thats it for GDQ i guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRAjKaExZ2M
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spoilers: this money doesn't go to the charity but don't tell anyone
the tech came in and crewed all over everyone you guys just missed it
Fun year boys, a bit too many trannies for my taste. I'll see for AGDQ.
I read that Challenge Runs are getting more traction compared to speedrunning now. Where do I find people who do those?
>>714849178 (OP)WHERE IS THE FUCKING CHANNEL???
Looks like we're in... Uncharted territory
holy crap the tech crew just flew over my house
Anyone else here take the whole week off to watch this? Its comfy times and good for home productivity.
>>714851950They're not particularly entertaining streams. Look up "your favorite game challenge run" on YouTube and watch those.
>>714851970Not enough private profit for the GDQ company itself this year
They shut it down
>>714851993The fuck you mean it's over? they wiped the entire channel off twitch??
uncharted worth it to waste 2 hours of my previous time?
>>714851994I work from home so basically it just goes on the second monitor.
>>714851950I was thinking that would make a better event these days. Have a bunch of unique challenges instead of just speedruns
>tech crew
You people understand that they have to restart the stream in accordance with Twitch regulations, right?
>35,000 viewers to 12,000
oh nononono
>>714850547The average doctor is incapable of making an omelette without oversight. Anyone that wrangles those tards deserves the money.
>>714852067Nah, the issue is that challenge runs aren't very marathon-friendly. They can often take outrageous amounts of time to complete, weeks or even months of in-game time.
MSF pays GDQ's staff to run these events, guy who keeps talking about MSF
>>714852096>23,000 people put to sleep by PvZ
Okay, what did I miss? Why was the DK game bad? I loved that game as a kid.
What happened with the wolfenstein run?
>>714852107okay but youre saying the career physicians risking getting raped in uganda dont warrant the same salary as jews in brooklyn
Didn't pay attention but the stream reached the 48 hours limit I guess?
Surely THIS guy won't shout trans rights..........
>>714852096twitch can't figure out how to restart the stream for you if it goes down and back up except for you to manually refresh/change pages, so all of the people who fell asleep with the stream on are just lost viewers now. not to mention the people who weren't really paying attention, saw the stream suddenly ended, and then just closed the tab and went on to watch something else for background noise
>>714852167It was hilarious to see a black woman play an straight white man killing nazis, while they are literally not allowed to say the term "kill", "white" or "nazi" on stream anymore.
>>714852224if it makes you seethe, im all for it faggot
>>714852175they were only on 39 hours
>2 people clapping
>hear a crowd yelling WEW
???
>>714852241Damn thats cool
Anyways I think we should kill all nazis
>>714852096>>714852148> cutting down viewership even further
uncharted is such a stupid series
>>714852247What an asshole...
>>714852153Because fascism got STOMPED.
>>714852296why stop there? let's get the trannies too
why is the audience completely empty
is it because the runner's black
>>714852247Faggots on this board will call others obsessed while saying shit like this.
>>714852332They're sick of adef's shit.
I remember playing this game in 3D on my parent's plasma and the graphics/3D blew my mind. I can't believe how shit this game looks now
why is adef on this LA thug's couch, did they link up?
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what did they mean by this
is anyone else hearing the runner's lip smacking
>>714852332it's late in amerishart land, use your brain for once you stupid fuck
>looks like a woman
>sounds like a man
>>714852384thats when the ps5 came out
>>714852373Kek, can I get a QRD on Donkey Kong and what it has to do with that title?
Holy shit get this nigga some water his mouth is making sticky noises
>>714852374same. especially the faces and the lack of shadows under most things.
>>714852393thanks bud. now i cant watch
someone get that guy some water ASAP
>>714852373I'm suddenly not bothered by missing Jungle Beat at all
He's literally just walking. I'm not watching this shit
>>714852417just the commentators sperging out over bashing the fascists by playing a videogame (?)
the venue is central time is that correct
>>714852457it's almost 3AM there, bruh, this run at least has an excuse to have an empty crowd
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>prizes
98% failed etsy store trash
https://tracker.gamesdonequick.com/tracker/ui/events/56/prizes
>>714852298https://store.steampowered.com/app/3231520/The_Bleakest_Keep/
>>714852417Spent most the run begging for money to hit the wolfenstein goal to finally beat fascism
>>714852489yes, current time at venue is in the top right
>>714852524this looks like some shit chris chan would have made
>>714852373average rating for this event so far is fucking terrible huh
>>714852631refresh the page dumbo
>>714852524And the runners are 2view nobodies. What do you expect? The production quality and skill went out the window years ago.
>>714852478>>714852540Sounds dreadful. Glad I only caught the last 15 mins of the Wolfenstein run. Appreciate it, bros.
>>714852646not cursed enough tbqhwyf
>>714852509It's an event people paid to attend so I'd expect there to be some people though, it's not a small event
>>7148526319/10
no annoying commentator that keeps spouting how the walking sim the runner is currently playing has "interesting tech"
>>714852650It has been especially awful this year. Mix of shit runs and potentially good runs ruined by shit commentary.
>>714852646nah it's decently made. chris chan would have painted some garbage with like melted crayons instead of paint or something
Are you allowed to have Adef on camera and nave only three people in the crowd
>>714852524>make some garbage "crafts">try to sell them on etsy>nobody wants them>offload to charity event as prize>nobody wants them>some guy trying to donate to kill the animals "wins" your prize>arrives to his house 6 months after the event already smashed to pieces>goes right in the trash after opening>now permanently taking up space in a landfilllet's kick cancer's butt
was chris chan ever charged with fucking his mom
>>714852096how is it possible that the viewercount still hasn't recovered?
35.000 > 12.000 > 17.000 almost half an hour later
>Uncharted run on GDQ
>pick Elena's model for Drake
>still does manly grunts
KEK
so fitting for the event
Uncharted 3 is actually a fun game
But lmao the runner really needs a sip of water
when we needed the twitch chat hydro homies the most, they were nowhere to be found :(
>>714852373>wolfenstenlmao
>>714814395I regret watching that run
>>714852847they forgot to re-activate the viewbot
>>714852847because half the viewers fell asleep with the stream on, unironically
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>trans rights dono
>adef silent and visibly uncomfortable
>immediately changes subject to talk about the game again
is he secretly /our guy/?
>>714853032100%
he's hustling his way through this shit making money, can't blame him
Finally! A great run to watch!
>>714853032The guy that doesn't even know what the Final Fantasy fanfare is? That barely knows dick all about vidya but is one of the nepo theater fucks that makes every single second of this event agony?
Probably.
at what point in the marathon do they confront DWB executives for their exorbitant salaries?
>playing the game on easy is faster
no way
did he explain how he's triggering those zip runs yet?
>>714853114Man I miss Bonesaw.
>>714849902they have a materialist perspective and don't view themselves as "luminous beings" or any such crunchy nonsense
>>714853032he's looks arab, so of course he hates women and trannies which is based af, definitely our guy
Am I going crazy or can anyone else hear how wet his mouth is when he talks
>>714853162Once GDQ (a for profit service provider) discloses their own salaries, earnings and spendings.
>>714853162When you figure out how to make this
>>714851563 post into a donation and get them to read it.
Remember to WIN EARLY and DIE LATE!
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19k is a lot for this!
just remember for every $100 donated a DWB executive is huffing cocaine from a hooker's cleavage
it's an important context to have
>>714853284>esskayuwufucking coomers man
>>714853214No, there are a lot more mouth sounds this time. They might be going for an ASMR vibe.
did the stream fucking die again?
>>714853127he usually still dominates those segments because he actually plays some games. always makes me cringe when mello is on one of those segments and it becomes abundantly clear that the guy has never played anything besides like tetris or fortnite. same with kungfu. these people make their money off of hosting a video game centric events but don't even have surface level knowledge of the hobby. adef at least isn't on that level of being a total fraud
>>714853127I'm glad he's stopped shilling his own acting career at least.
>>714853214Opposite, actually; that's the sound someone's mouth makes when they're not properly hydrated before doing any sort of vocal audio work. Only way to fix it without making bro hydrate or constantly sip a lemon-water would be to add a de-clicker into the audio mix.
Source: I have worked audio and done vocal track editing.
>>714853162nigga, coolmatty probably pulls a comparable salary to the MSF executives
>>714853284They forgot to set the viewbots to adjust dynamically
> esskayuwuisn't that the tranny that was in the sajam slam?
>>714849467God bless America.
>fire against wall
>be launched out of bounds
>aim gun wrong
>unlock Flash's run
they barely QA tested this shit man
>>714853032yes. despite the theater kid qualities he's the closest thing to /ourguy/ that we have left at the event
why is no one bringing the runner an aquafina
movie game or not, I always like these console runs using tech to navigate 3D space
>>714853214That's the sound of his dry ass mouth tissues sticking and unsticking with every movement
>>714852373>quake>bode>dankey kangQRD
>Uncharted
That's weird, I thought these were movies but it looks like there's actual gameplay between these quicktime events
>>714853171>Playing it with THESE settings / language makes the game faster!I hate this behavior in sneedrunners because it proves what frauds they are, wouldnt playing with certain settings just create a new category to compete in?
>I play the Chinese version cause it's faster!It's like if a football player were to figure out that the Chinese football field is 2 inches shorter, and instead of reporting it to an international org for investigation he just invariably played matches in China from them on just to selfishly benefit his own career.
>>714853576imagine shrill trannies screaming about donation incentives and hashtag punching nazis for an hour
thats all 3 of those
>>714853576> quakeneporun of huge incompetence. Like others prepared setups for the runner level of incompetence
> donkey kongSelf proclaimed autistic trans runner.
These bongos kill fascists™
Trans roids.
In short: obnoxious
>>714853417>>714853565Ah I didn't know that's what it was, I just knew I could hear something. It's really getting on my nerves
>>714853580It was always the cream of the crop when it comes to movie games. Helps the games don't take themselves seriously either
>>714853580I don't really think calling Uncharted games "movie games" is very accurate. They have pretty standard linear stories.
>shouts out his troon friend, accidentally misgendered him
>>714853576Quake 64 was ran by a GDQ staff zoomie.
He couldn't keep a bunnyhop for more than 3 jumps, failed tricks repeatedly, and at several points paused the game to let the dono announcer talk as well as wait for incentives to be hit.
>he, err she, did an amazing job
ban this guy
>>714853732I know, I know; once you're aware of it, it becomes the bane of your mental state. Only advice I can offer is to not listen using headphones, instead using some external speakers at a reasonable late-night volume level. The runner himself probably doesn't have monitoring on his own mic audio, meaning he's completely unaware of it, and the producers on shift right now aren't going to interrupt the physical run in order to force water down his throat.
>>714853757>AccidentallyAnon ...
There is literally not one person in the audience right now.
This is a good thing, the censorship garbage is in complete opposition to what made this event good in the first place.
>>714854021there are literally people there
>>714850652>Would anything close to an actual saint treat the people in service to evil so that they can keep fucking shit up?yes. they are too pure for the world to touch them.
>>714854021It's 3am there and the overnight game lineup isn't too exciting
I feel like I’m the only person here who doesn’t care about Uncharted.
>>714854071aww, love you too! <3
why can't they spare $2 of the $355,000 raised to hand a water bottle to the runner
>>714854021Live audience is a meme anyway, theres no reason to observe in person in the current year when you can just watch the stream
Besides the whole point of these events is Hanging out with you guys and shitposting about troons and Cocos milkjugs
>>714854021It's the middle of the night
any pics of current announcer she makes pp hard
>>7148541182$ that could go to charity ?? I'd run up and give him a big wet kiss instead
>>714854158how new are you
midnight used to have at least 30 plus people hanging out
>>714854176you don't want that
is the dwarf banned from gdq? or did he just retire?
>>714854158i live in new york its literally 4 AM for me and i'm watching
there's no excuse
this is an actually completely empty run
>>714854229Yeah nobody wants to watch this.
if someone forcefeeds the runner a bottle of water in the next 5 minutes i will donate $50
you may hold me to this
>>714854110do (((they))) think they need that many chairs?
>>714854176just google it you lazy nigger, also not worth it, trust me
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WARNING!!!!!!!!!
VIDEOGAME SPIDERS!!!!!!
WARNING!!!!!!!!!
i like spiders
spiders are cute
>she/her
Its clearly a dude with a dudes voice, are they just joking?
AHHHHHHHH SPIDERS IM SCARED
>suddenly Time Crisis boss
>warning about spiders
>no warning about violence
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
honestly props to arachnophobes for somehow managing to make their thing on par with rape in terms of content warning
hilarious that they do an arachnophobia "warning" as if it's basically the same thing as having epilepsy
>>714854357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s0xXd9LOQ4
GDQ when a sexy woman is on screen
I'm just gonna watch oldies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rar0EZC6ao4&t=35s
pls share your favourites.
>>714854382Do epileptics shit themselves when they have a fit? Yeah, I thought so.
>>714854382I wish they did a tranny warning.
>>714854331they're fine, these motherfuckers though...
>>714854436Stay here with us :(
>>714854325>>714854304man trigger warnings really just follow whatever phobia or "trigger" is currently en vogue with the usual attention whores huh
>>714854458>CONTENT WARNING: This stream contains man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
>>714854382The world has become such a fucking soft pussy ass shithole it's insane, MUH ARACHNOPHOPIA, and what the fuck do these people do when they have a small spider at home? burn the fucking house down?? fucking soft ass niggers
>>714854436the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHzogRyAij0
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>>714854325I have no negative reaction to video-game depictions of things I'm afraid of IRL, and I can't imagine that anybody actually does.
>>714854460What even is the most evil bug?
Like most bugs we’re scared of are 100x more scared of us than we are of them, but what bug would just instantly go on the attack if it saw you? All balls, no hesitation.
>>714854505kek
>>714854475Rush Hour in the UK got a trigger warning at the start of the film now, zoomers literally can't cope with anything.
>>714854525probably fireants. or maybe yellow jackets
TRANS RIGHTS LETS FUCKING GO
>oh ye ole Gods is that a harmless silk-weaving arthropod AHHHHH IM GOING INSANE NIGGERMAN SAVE ME FROM THESE ELDRITCH PHANTASMS!!!>>714854505Kek
>>714854334pretty sure she's biofem
Scared
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>>714854460Now my legs are criss cross apple sauce off the floor :(
much better today. last night's tranny block was insufferable
>>714854436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po9HS2lIZRw&t=1h30m5s
>>714854460any bug that moves incredibly quickly and erratically can die in a fire
>>714854525Mosquitos no doubt, literal bloodsucking vampires that cant even have babies without drinking the blood of the innovent
>>714854436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
>>714854202Hahaha, excellent post.
>>714854525mosquitos have killed more humans than any other animal and it's not even close
this runner is a real charisma void
>can we get a round of applause?
>the 3 people in the audience clap
that's really funny for some reason
>>714854357STOP POSTING THIS OUT OF CONTEXT AND MAKING ME CORRECT YOU!
EVERDRIVE!
>>714854620>>714854641>>714854728These, tics, and fleas right? I guess shit like ringworms and other parasites count too.
>>714854839Wait ringworms aren’t bugs they’re fungi
Oops…
>>714854830Based. Total bug annihilation.
>all those empty setas
grim...... GRIM
>Black guys are called brutes in this game
>>714854525Probably the Earwig.
It looks freaky, lays eggs in your ears, is one of the most poisonous creatures on the planet and likes to build nests in PC cases and other electronic devices.
Well, okay, only the first one is true, but still.
>>714854896>Brutes are called "colored people" in this real world
>jwu
Any good runs in the past 8 hours since Megaman?
>>714854334Are you talking about the super girly hosts voice? Have you ever heard a troon sound that convincing?
has the marathon done a segment on the corruption of doctors without border's executives yet
>>714855070this would be surreal
>>714855070cool it with the anti semitism
>>714854896It was a different time.
>>714854945these guys don't really scare me but id probably be uncomfortable having a giant insect that looks like it could bite my finger off on me
>>714855046American woman almost all sounds like old granny roasties, change my mind.
>>714855123The runner is playing as one
>>714855070A couple, yes.
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>>714855070no but I found proof for you
>>714854436gamepro11 was an autistic genius.
he brought the very controversial, yet very prevalent, topic of suicide among the gaming community into light through a light hearted crash 2 run.
he's like the John Lennon of speedrunners.
>>714855151Im afraid I just can't agree with that
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cutscene incentives are so fucking lazy they're literally nothing
>>714855209damn that voice isnt very girly huh
I'm ready for Teddyras in 1.20 hours.
Any interesting run soon?
>>714855209>taking a selfie and thinking "this is fine" and post it on the internet
>>714854436The music in these old Crash games is just 10/10 unbeatable, absolute audio perfection
>>714855209Holy moly the autism masculinzed the shit out of her face, her voice is still undeniably girly though
>>714855307in hindsight he probably should have shaved first
we should have gatekept gaming harder
>>714855346anon... thats just how french women look without makeup
>>714855540I dont get it, are you implying she sounds like a guy because shes unfortunate looking?
Did someone screencap him grabbing her tits for an instant with the open bay?
>If you play this long you notice these little things
Who wouldn't notice gun sounds being too loud?
>>714855750That was odd. I think he's not very perceptive and thinks everyone else must think the same as him
>you could do the sandworm evading walk in 2015
What a visionary you are Druckmann
>this is actually a real poem
As opposed to what? A fake poem?
It's kind of funny that Adef thinks RPG runs are boring, but this is the run that's putting me the fuck to sleep.
>>714856012As opposed to a fictional poem made exclusively for the game?
>his relationships are more important than a piece of gold or whatever
Wow, that sounds like a fun adventure in a video game
>>714856012its an inelegant way of saying it existed prior and wasnt made specifically for uncharted 3
why is funding not going to providing a bottle of water to the runner instead of inflating doctors without borders executives salaries'
>>714856053How do you make a fictional poem that's not a poem?
>>714856038Two things can be true at once.
>>714856087no this was the last one
>>714856087fucking migger
>>714856087no brother, page 8, sub 6, we continue, we endure.
>>714855540sup nigga, you wanna talk some shit?
>>714856134YOURE S H I T T I N G YOUR SELF!!
>>714855209yeah, ugly women exist m8
>>714856110I'd say it definitely depends on couch and game. The Pokemon run will be dreadful for both of these reasons, but Luzbelheim or LackAttack JRPG runs are really fun and entertaining.
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This boring run has overstayed it's welcome
>>714856202CROSSDRESSING NIGGAS
>host is vehemently not into the ludonarrative dissonance of naughty dog games like uncharted
>this implies she also hates the last of us
>/v/ thinks she looks masculine
>she doesn't constantly yell over the run
I think I know why /v/ likes talking about her.
>>714856097Don't listen to that anon. A poem is a poem. It doesn't matter what it's written for. The runner is actually retarded.
>>714856251Please don't ruin his fantasy of wanting to believe every woman is trans
Was the PS3 version this fucking broken? I never came across any OOBs or glitches like that
any ace combat runs on the schedule
>hands off the gamepad for minutes at a time
Nice """game."""
>runner yapping about the game so much that the dono begger is silenced for 90% of the run
I'm thinkin thats based.
>>714856343I think she's a great host
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uuuum uuuuum uuuuuum uuuuum uuuuuum(says 1 word) next word=uuuuuuum
>>714856548its um uh um or the cringe ass donos and incentive begging, and I know which I prefer.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SPIDERS
>no arachnophobia warning
wtf
spiders are cute, how can anyone fear them wtf
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>>714856709SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW FOR WARNING US
> deadnaming Elena
this is illegal in certain countries
this event is like the olympics of virtue signaling
>>714856751Why is arachnophobia not banned?
spider hating community btfo
>>714855131they are venomous and can break your skin with their venomous fangs, you shouldnt handle these
>>714856953godspeed you anon
>>714856868what the fuck did i just watch anon?
is this AI, vid manipulation or isreal? genuinely curious about the sauce
>>714856868bet that felt good as fuck
Did you guys know that video games are not real life?
>>714857038shedding, you sheltered retard
>>714857038I hate to break it to you, but spiders are real, anon
>>714857038It's just a timelapse of a spider molting.
>>714857038it's just a tarantula molting except sped up like 100x
>>714854945Don't chinks eat these? I saw some disgusting video of some girl slurping one up after dipping it in some liquid that made it die on contact (someone said it boiled its insides instantly or something).
>>714857115you're a pussy
>>714857090thanks for the info and compliments spiderbros.
am indeed sheltered and retarded, lessthanthree
>>714857238and youre brown
>>714857115That's an Asian thing is general. An asian friend of mine ate a toxic spider and thought he was gonna die because it was prepared wrong kek. They just eat weird shit over there
LMAO that donation "Grats on the pb!! Nathan Drake says trans rights!" god i fucking hate these faggots for ruining gdq
>>714857238it took 1 retard eating 1 undercooked bat to completely fuck the entire world.
>>714857675you believe that batshit?
>>714857747my university got a grant to study that specific bats shit, so yeah.
>>714857839If you are in academia you should know better than anyone else how little that means.
>>714857943it ment the dean got a fancy new car that fall is what it ment
