Thread 715001203

Now: Pokémon Sword/Shield
Next: Cuphead
Nater: Tetris 99

Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56

Last thread: >>714992606

RATE your 13th tranny run

>>715001223
ZZZ, absolute PURGE

>>715001278
no cap fr fr, is the meinkraft movie bussin?

Chibi won.

>>715001223
ZZZ
not even a fucking speedrun it was a couch of trannies doing a shitty lets play

can i get a QRD on the rollercoaster tycoon run? I can't imagine it was interesting.

It's so fucking cultish

oh my god why is it still going on

>not a cuphead OP
retard

>>715001357
>>715001428
You need to post in the old thread, you double miggers

>Tranny coomer anime OP pic
kill yourself

So whats the best GDQ runs OAT? I need to save some cause my watch later list of slop is getting close to nothing. Just give me anything from any game

>>715001479
They decided to yell "trans rights" the entire time instead of explaining the run

>>715001479
Only guy running imaginary category, trans rights spam constantly

>>715001479
100% droning about trannies the whole time. even each ride was names Trans Rights

>>715001524
Oats N Goats, obviously.

>get off work
>see what's on
>Sword and Shield
>2 troons
>fags and hosts on the couch
>within a few seconds of unmuting I hear "trans rights"
This is a really bad year, right? Half of the runs I try to tune in to are actually unwatchable.

>>715001479
a repeated strategy was to build the simplest possible coaster and spam it, he named it the power word and it was chanted every time it was built. They built it over a hundred times total over the course of the run

Still going.

>miss all of pokemon
>come back
>cuphead race coming up
I feel sorry for all of you who watched this

>>715001479
host screaming twans wights for an hour
game was a fucking strobe light
not even a real category

It's still not over

>>715001497
I was about to bake with this classic but I got beat by the phonefag

>>715001479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7TFF6Rb8gQ

>>715001203 (OP)
Migration........confirmed!

jesus fucking christ i hate the hugboxxing

>>715001479
The rollercoaster they used was called Trans Rights, it was an amazing bait and switch, being the run a lot of the threads had hyped themselves up for. The threads were delicious.

Considering the type of faggots speedrunners are a pokemon yuri image isn't surprising is the slightest. Now fuck off and kill yourself

migging

certainly this horribly boring pokemon run with an insufferable commentary for 4 hours is the best we can do?

no other games or runners could have been here right?

>>715001524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UnQBfvmf0E

We are watching them do emotes.

WHY IS IT STILL GOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>715001517
first gdq staff pokemon run huh

>>715001603
yes this year is a considerable degeneration from previous, even though it was thought it could never be done

>>715001643
I watched all of it because hate and suffering makes me a stronger person

>>715001687
journalism has never recovered from this

>>715001203 (OP)
I'm in

>>715001378
yeah it busts in my bussy

>>715001603
>This is a really bad year, right?
it honestly is. this year is exceptionally bad about it which is strange considering we already had agdq after trumps election. i dont know why they're chimping off this year so hard about this but its just too much even for these people.

>>715001734
Okay anon, what game and category would YOU run?

>>715001858
I was getting worried.

i made this while the pokemon run was muted. some anon posted the original yesterday, thank you to that anon

Wasn't Bobby supposed to be the ESA hair sniffer?

ESA felt fast to me but this shit, its only wednesday oh my god

>>715001858
Based creepy poster
Literally every thread
Sleep is just a suggestion

>>715001592
I don't care dude, she's a qt.

>>715001687
do the one with the pigeon figuring out how to use tools

>>715001479
Hotkey building was only good part of the run. Everything else was pure shit show.

>>715001918
basado

I still cant believe scent is dead

>>715001603
the indie slop runs earlier were much better than this shit honestly

Who is this black spikevegeta?
Also, the greasy fat dude isnt around in this gdq? Haven't seen him.

>>715002021
F cancer, Im going to make a donation in his name next agdq

>>715001223
ZZZ

>>715001950
He doesn't need sleep, he needs BRAINS.

>>715001934
If I told you that you were about to wake up and it would be Sunday again, with SGDQ yet to start, how would that make you feel?

>>715001880
Self-Defense Dojo: Secret NTR Lessons any%

>>715002021
RIP in peace King

>>715001737
Fuck I remember watching this live, those were the days

>>715002072
>greasy fat dude
You’ll have to be way more specific anon

>>715001603
its incredible how extremely bad of a year this is. the vast majority of runs are either garbage, not speedruns, blatant advertisements for 5 player all-time-highs on steam indies, or ruined by trannies screeching their screed every 15 seconds

>>715001603
It's especially bad for two reasons.
1. General consensus is that AGDQ 25 had much less troon stuff (still a lot though), and while good for us, the I bet normies complained so they're course correcting.
2. Coolmatty complained about there being no black runners at an e-celeb's own speedrun event but prompty got btfo as GDQ doesn't exactly have many black runners at all. So now he's trying to course correct by putting in tons of black runners.

>>715001223
Unwatchable ZZZ

>>715001934
Most runs of ESA were good or comfy to watch at and have a good time, I was prepared for GDQ to be worse, but not THIS worse

did the tranny or the troon win

>>715002072
ay yo thats BOBBEIGH mr BLACKTASTIC (rapist) a.k.a. the guy that smelled lovare's hair at ESA its ya boy

>>715002142
It was a simpler time

>>715002021
Lol, he died for real, not from ligma?

>>715002149
This one >>715002138
The one that is in the prize segments that looks very oily everytime he is on screen.

lmao I can't believe Bobby weaseled his way into being staff
Hilarious

>>715001687
Ok yeah I see that this is kinda funny, but how is he wrong?
How do you jump higher?
Was there a double-jump button he missed or something?

>STRAIGHT RIGHTS STRAIGHT RIGHTS STRAIGHT RIGHTS
Me at a video games event, acting like a perfectly normal, mentally healthy, and well-adjusted member of society would act.

Has any runner really fucked it yet?

I remember AGDQ 25 had some that completely failed their runs

>>715001203 (OP)
I was thinking of applying to gdq as staff to get some sweet yetee bucks. What are some important theatre club things to remember so I can speedrun my interview? I already dyed my hair highlighter yellow

Bobbeigh being GDQ staff now is fucking hilarious

>>715001960
Kek another classic.

>>715002267
>Ok yeah I see

You clearly don’t.

>>715001737
we've lost so much

Is the black's job to giggle like a school girl at everything the ogre says?

>>715002246
he made a deal with GDQ to orchestrate ESA's big drama event for a spot

>>715002267
He figures it out at the end that the game is literally telling him what to do

DIREITOS TRANS

>>715002246
I wonder what kind of blood oath he had to swear, so they would look over his questionable behavior at ESA. You can tell it already ate away part of his soul

>>715001203 (OP)
cringe OP

Why do they have so many chairs lined up in the room when they know damn well not even a third of them will be occupied even on the busiest day?

>race
>showcase
>checkpoint
>race

>>715002203
>forgets to call time because he's talking shit about Mario
Too good

Reminder that Mr. Game and Shout cheated on his wife

>>715002497
fucking racists

>>715002497
Fucking grim

>>715002246
Hes unapologetic BLACK AND FAST

>>715001737
Starts with thanking /srg/ for the donation...

cuphead predictions: Cringe or Kino, call it.

>>715002558
The juice was too strong

regrettably, I've migged

did bobbeigh get banned from esa or something?

As shit as GDQ is now, this is still one of the best races
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ONr2lloM0

Wake me up when cuphead starts

what happened to that greasy neckbeard from past gdqs?

mig?

>>715001934
Worst part is that games that would be instant S -tier in ESA, have been total shit in SGDQ. It's almost amazing how they can fuck up Quake, TMNT, Sonic and rollercoaster tycoon -runs so badly.

>>715002643
cringekino AKA kino-cringe

>>715002674
kinda, hes one of the sex pests lovare wrote about in her drama dump, the one that smelled her and no one on staff did anything about it after.

>>715002674

Yes. He got banned for doing something to a woman at one of their events then he immediately started sucking GDQ's ass to get a spot there

>>715001203 (OP)
I clicked on this thread expecting Marnie lewds and leave disappointed. All of you have the day that you deserve.

>>715002686
that was really fun yeah

>>715001203 (OP)
MIG!

>>715002720
hehe..... elephants

>>715002603
How optimistic of you to expect kino in SGDQ2025

Who\s that greasy fuck that used to sell merchandise between the runs? He's not here anymore. What's his name, i wanna see his socials.

>>715002481
This buck was broken. He had some special juice and got tied to a bed with all the "women" at gdq getting a chance to enjoy him.

>>715002776
mods, why are you like this

>>715001223
ZZZ

>>715002896
newfag

>>715002773
HE FUCKIN SNOOOOOFED?

>>715002595
jesus fucking christ AHAHAHAHA

This donation reader has an unsettling voice

IM A HEADBANGA

miggin'

>>714999508
Indeed.

>>715002773
>>715002774
oh i knew about her but just didn't bother reading the details in the paste or whatever

>>715002896
Don't know about Sent but it's kind of crazy how a lot of the major GDQ staff (Spike, KFFC) only stream to ~50 people outside of GDQ. Not sure if anyone has a major following.

>>715002595
I feel like current GDQ is a room full of reasons he's president

>>715002896
The prize wizard?

>>715003035
>>715002595
STOP LAUGHING CHUDS IT IS NOT FUNNY

Bruh

>>715003094
theres nothing really like insane in it, its just a lot of failures on the event coordinators part

>>715003101
adef has a really big youtube channel. I think he's the only you could qualify as successful outside of leeching gdq. Also he's one of their newest guys so he barely counts

>normal people running
>lardbeasts in the background

>>715002595
kek

>without any further ardoo
oh baby

>>715002773
>>715002774
Is that actually confirmed it was him? I know one was about the German autist but after these incidents nobody was banned.

>>715002774
Is he why Lovare left?

remember when the mexican speedrunner run cuphead blindfolded?
what happened to him

>>715003101
This is Sent's channel, he used to actually fucking speedrun games, including Gurumin.

https://www.twitch.tv/dragonsentinal/about

>>715003186
the pressure of being eaten upon failure makes for better runners

Finally a good fucking run

oh boy another fucking race i love these haha

>>715003220
The German guy was supposedly the one who was said to be a sex pest that they locked her in a room with to figure it out.

fat

>>715003220
you got about as much confirmation as we'll ever get, i remember that guy had a lot of details about stuff but its all just
>dude trust me
i dont know, it all seemed plausible

>>715003150
I feel sorry for that couch. No, not the people on it, the actual couch.

you don't need to be obese to be a gamer

>>715003232
>including Gurumin
Sent...was that you all along??

>>715002784
Watching now, this is great yo.

>GDQ banning schizos
not very inclusive.

>>715003294
I know the guy "Habkeinename". He is a nerd but in no way a sex pest. It's the titty monster who probably did not take her meds.

Imagine the smell

game journo-kun...

I thought America banned transfats

>>715003150
That poor couch.

>>715003226
For me its Zallard doing Punch Out blindfolded

>>715003339
He was our guy all along. Makes it all the more sad really, dude's really quite knowledgeable about running, but he's had the GDQ syndrome as hard as it gets so he never got to run anything.

>>715003226
ICE took him

>>715003208

Holy shit this is so fucking accurate lol

Whatever happened to mexican runner, I remember one run he brought this sexy fatass gordita on the couch

>>715003150
This capsulates the entirety of reddit

>>715003101
>Spike
>~50 people
Did he really fell off this hard? Wasn't he averaging something 700 to 1k viewers years ago?

>>715002686
Pure kino

>>715003504
Sssshhh the tourist Anons haven't figured it out yet.

>>715001858
>dinners ready, where's grandpa?

>>715003504
bad ending

>>715003389
>the death replay cams
>an overall map so you know how everyone's doing
>see everyone at the same time
>30 mins long
should be the standard for all races, it really had everything. FUCK four screen bullshit

>>715003597

No. Spike still has like 500-600 viewers when he streams

>>715003597
at the peak of mario odyssey he was pulling some good numbers speedrunning that, he fell of real hard thanks to his GDQ buddies.

>>715003504
Sad.

I have been waiting eight years for a satisfactory deal on Cuphead. I will wait eight more if I have to. I am a patient man.

>>715003460
>Pic
Achievable natty?

>>715003208
It's always hilarious when these retards shoehorn black people into their events to be inclusive but give them their own separate little pen that they never interact with

>>715003504
I was there for that run, it's like being the last person to interact with someone before they die in a freak accident

>>715003605
I still haven't financially recovered from betting it all on supersonic's redemption in the final race

>>715003504
Another victim

>>715003659
My bad, I checked and it is 500-600.

>>715001203 (OP)
Haven't watched anything beside the banjo kazooie run, any other disasters?
How many troons by now?

>>715003504
I remember something about discord grooming him to come out

>>715003294
>>715003412
It wasn't him being a "sex pest" he hugged some woman after a run and she got the ick and went to security.
So naturally they lock another woman in a room with him without telling her what's going on only for her to find out afterwards it was for """""sexual misconduct""""". Regardless if he was a harmless tard or not I'd be fucking furious if they put me into that situation willingly, what if he was an actual predator?
I could only assume it went through so many people everything was lost in transit until you effectively got the Brass Eye joke of a pedophile launched into space as punishment but they accidently put a child on board with him.

>>715003504
>he/him
>she/her now
He should join the statistics

>>715003785
Do you think that journalist has gotten out of the tutorial yet?

>>715003716
Black speedrun event AKA the dragonball done quickly special

>>715003785
Cuphead is as old now as Minecraft was when Cuphead came out.

what's the autist airdrummer up to right now

>>715003226
hes streaming right now
https://www.twitch.tv/themexicanrunner

there was never any controversy around him and he was pretty well received so probably doesnt want to go back since being on gdq doesnt move your viewer needle and people pay out of pocket to go to these things.

Where are they now?

>>715003716
I agree. Its weird and delusional.

>>715003504
actual tear to my eye, he was so full of hope and life.

I fell asleep what did they do that made sword and shield so long?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, can't decide whether to follow the PSG thread or this one.

What are those little playing cards at the bottom left, right next to the HP indicator?

>>715004008
dilation sessions

>>715003972
The Brozone

>>715003961

That's the thing about GDQ now. Back in the day, your channel could really blow up with a good GDQ run. Now? Forget it

>>715003961
its rerun from nesmania

>>715003875
The level of how badly mismanaged ESA has been (and still is really, they've only "fixed" surface level shit) really is bordering on comedic with how they've handled a lot of shit.

>>715004008
That's just how long the game takes to "speedrun".

>>715004062
>What are those little playing cards at the bottom left, right next to the HP indicator?
Special attack meter
Recharges by parrying a pink projectile, or... something else I think?

>>715003972
Post the lamp post flier edit

These are people that call you chuds, incels, and want trans rights.

Cuphead insists on itself a bit

>>715003972
Doing gay stuff

>Neither runner parried the hypnosis bit
>No one drew attention to it
Am I retarded or is that just not a thing anymore??

>>715003943
Banned for life for dunking on trannies.

>>715004142
Obnoxious and annoying, we know.

>>715003226
>>715003961
He joined some talent agency that wants money for him to do appearances at events, it's why ESA ended up with that stupid Super Metroid "run" where ESA took a sponsorship deal with them so he'd show up.

>>715004142
they seem nice desu

>>715004142
>trans rights
Nobody ever managed to tell me what those are?

>>715004142
>1980
>this is a 45 year old person

Still can't get over just how fucking crazy good this game looks.
Like, goddamn, the amount of effort that went into this.

WE'RE BACK KIRTHAR BROS

>>715004091
ok well, he streamed 11 hours ago

>>715004142
very caring people?

I hate toxic positively

Lol wtf

>>715004142
>take your meds

>>715004142
Aronim more like goyim

>>715003208
those last 3 points are based though

TRANS JEWISH RIGHTS

>>715004315
Nothing about this should surprise you.

cute dragon

>>715004271
>caring
its hollow fucking posturing and virtue signaling. Completely fake pussy faggot shit. Its ugly and infantile.

>>715004142
>take your MEDS
kek

>>715004240
it was a passion project that blew up

>>715004126
This one?

>>715004403
who hurt you

>>715004287
Feels identical to unwavering support for The Party is stalin's USSR.

>>715004240
The game looks and sounds incredible but by the last third it was frustrating the fuck out of me so I ended up dropping it.
It's not like I don't understand why they made some of the bosses border on bullshit, they spent however long drawing and animating all this stuff, they wouldn't want you beating in it, let's say 0:35:00.

>>715004315
>During frame fatales events emotes featuring pep the frog are not permitted
This is actually schizo levels

>3 lead changes
finally a good race

>>715004425
fucking riveting response retard lol.
>who hurt you?
What is this, 2010?

Can someone *yawn* post the chart…

>>715004403
>selfcare
hmmh

>>715004220
He's also German and used to work for Blizzard kek

SYNCED

Those kills were almost perfectly synced, nice

>1 second difference
now this is a race

>>715004218
Unironically the right to whip your cock out in a women's locker room.

>>715004419
Yeah, thanks

>>715001203 (OP)
nortubel speedrun when?

>>715004451
Can you explain like I am retarded why women cannot have based frogs?

>>715004521
grim

>>715004521
F-Father ? Is that you ?

that robot fucked me up during my playthrough

why did they make these over the top cartoons, did they want their children to become mentally insane

>>715004624
Feefees?

>>715004521
>german
no wonder the cuck behavior
>game master
the dredge of all dredge jobs at blizzard. Homeless could get hired for it.

>>715004624

There's a section of people who genuinely believe Pepe is basically the same as a Swastika even though the guy who invented it said it's not and he sued Alex Jones over it and won

>1 second away from syncing
Nice

>Has SBD in his name
>Looks like he has never even seen a barbell in his life

This is a pretty good race, not going to lie to you!

>>715004521
what the FUCK is a GameMaster

>Scalpel's blindfolded Rubik's cube solved during the level change in the SMB race
Holy fuck that was amazing, it's crazy how good this event used to be back then.

>>715001413
People still fall for this?

>>715004521
>A Blizzard Game Master (GM) is an employee of Blizzard Entertainment who provides in-game customer support for their games, primarily World of Warcraft

Can hardly call it work lmao

>>715004721
he works out at the library

>>715004749
>2025 was 4 years ago
fuck, man...

>>715004752
I dont think so, its just an old meme at this point.

>>715004743
paid WoW janny.

They were cool pre-activsion.

I love a race that doesn't longer than an hour unless it's a relay race over multiple games (megaman)

Buttclenchingly close

>skilled runners
>fun game to watch
>so close there's constant lead changes

yup this is a proper race

>26 mins since the last chat ban
I legit wonder how fucking huge the ban list is/

>another race
I'll just go sleep...

are they gonna play tetris 99 online?

>>715004906
It'll get axed from future runs. Not enough trannies screeching at the audience to yell memes.

>tummy pinching
erotic...

>>715004906
Shame half the thread's obsessing over drama and inane shit, lol.

HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOOOOOOOGA, WHAT A DAME, THIS MERMAID

>>715004906
All races are shit

>>715005050
thats not true at all, holy shit fuck off.

>>715004906
you forgot
>not much donation shilling
yep, it's an S

>>715005056
Anon... it would eat you

>>715004956
Probably over 100,000

>>715005087
Scairy

Easy S tier run so far. Barring some incredible disaster of a choke.

the couch looks like a cuphead boss

>>715003972
we saw one yesterday, the other succumbed to twink death :(

>>715004786
What does the N stand for ?

>>715005131
Stop, my penis can only get so hard.

Arguably Kirthar is playing cleaner, since he always has more HP and is in better spots. But SBDWolf's risks keep paying off

>>715005127
shut the fuck up

TALK FASTER HOST FAGGOT

I do not remember most of these bosses, but love their designs. Were some of these added in later or did I just forget they exist? I did beat the game years ago

>>715005213
>same clothes

>>715003504
sonicbros???

FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HATE GDQ

>>715005273
You forgot. This is the base game.

SPH wolf

>>715005213
Is he fat and ugly now, or did he actually die?

>>715005303
Calm down, Marine

>>715005357
How the fuck is photosensitivity real??
Just close your eyes nigga look away from the screen!

Why isnt GDQ accommodating this persons friend? This is fucking awful behavior from GDQ LLC.

Any speedrun that isn't 100% is useless

i care about the threads rather than the gdq... and i'm fucking addicted :(

>>715005215
Niggerfaggot

>beats boss
>moans
OwO
Why did he do that?

>>715005415
I think that's what their friend's doing right now.

Rate this run!

>>715005087
i can already see the posting if the deltarune run goes over estimate

>>715005540
B

>>715005540
B

>>715005540
S

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
Z
Not a speedrun

>>715005540
SSS trans rights!!!

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
S

>>715005540
A-

>>715005540
S

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
B

>>715005540
S. Would have been S+ if it was a little closer.

>>715005540
B

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
B uckhead

>>715005540
S

>>715005540
SSS

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
A+ Probably the best run in the event.

>>715005540
B

>>715005540
A+
Solid runs done by normal runners.

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
S. Now THAT was a race

>>715005540
S

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
F

15 second difference. Pretty good.

>>715005540
A

That was a pretty good race. Was close until Mr. Dice.

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
B+

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
A
Tight race, fun game, will not rewatch.

>>715005540
B for BORING!

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
A

>when you're so fat you actually pass
just work on that voice hun you're almost there

>>715005540
S, close race.

>>715005540
S

>>715005540
A
Nice and close, how a race should be.

>>715005540
B

>>715005540
A

>>715005357
>>715005424
>have a sensitivity to flashing lights
>choose to engage in video games, a visual medium with flashing lights
why are people so stupid

>>715005540
A. S compared to that SwSh... Whatever that was.

>>715005540
A+. Solid run.

>>715005540
A

>>715005540
A, 7 second difference. Great race.

>>715005540
S

>shilling for twitch subs
Seriously?

>Amazon Prime subs are important, as are bits
FUCK YOU, YOU MONEY GRUBBING GRAVELERS

>S', A's and B's for a race
I'm gonna say the n word

>Subs and Bits go to gdq
Mask off moment.

>>715005540
A ,solid and fun race

>>715005540
B+
Fun race but it needed a bit more energy from the hosts

>>715005726
Video games should be for EVERYONE and photosensitivity warnings are EASY to put in.
You have no excuse.........

This industry didn't deserve Cuphead

>>715005540
A

If the other guy wins this next race they should do some kind of tiebreaker

I like races and don't understand why people don't enjoy them at all ever.

Yeah, thanks for telling me the incentive run is next. Mind letting me see the estimate.

>>715005540
A
pretty tight race until the very end.

They kinda fat ngl

>>715005687
when you get fat enough you become sexless. just an amorphous blob.

>>715005687
Almost nobody in the thread noticed, despite them being well known in the GDQ threads of years gone by.

>>715005687
I didn't realize a tranny's on the mic before I looked away from the game, I thought it was just a guy. All things considered, this was a solid run.

that run gets a handicap bonus in its rating because so much of this event has been easily the worst GDQ. I thought the year protofagicalman became the tyrant would never be topped.

>>715005826
i only hate some races

>>715005769
Races aren't inherently bad if they're entertaining. The Mario race last gdq was the best presentation we've seen at this event.

>there's a separate DLC race too

Change my A to S

>>715005540
A

>>715005826
They're usually for long, terrible games and there's too many factors. Cuphead is a perfect race game. Just optimized enough and plenty of opportunities for comebacks if someone falls behind.

>>715005854
It was literally a good race THOUGH

I remember retards on /v/ telling me Cuphead was a bad game because ''there's not enough content''.
The game is fucking GOATed. There's pretty much no filler at all and just pure ludo.

>>715005769
it was one of the few good ones where 1st swapped between places, they finished under estimate, and the time difference was within 15 seconds

I would rather make a twitch account just to call them faggots and get banned than give Games Done Queer some subscription thing that literally costs me nothing in both money and opportunity.

>>715005540
A for fuck Anime

>>715005540
A

>>715005726
you can't expect people that need to be told to drink water to look up the games being ran ahead of time for triggers

>>715005854
I read 1/3rd of that shit daily here

>>715005854

That period between Protopsychodude and GDQ turning into a social justice warrior company was honestly peak GDQ. AGDQ 2020 unironically is their highest viewed event ever

Is there a place to find the better rated runs on here ? Or do I have to wait for the aggregate once gdq is over ?

Holy choke

CHOKE

>choking in the first level
kek

CHOOOOOKE

lmao get acorn'd idiot

CHOKE
>CHOKE
CHOKE
>CHOKE
CHOKE
>CHOKE

So much for an even second round

CHOKE ALERT

RUN OVER

Kirthar got tagged--ACK

HE CHOKED

>>715005924
>retards on /v/
youd be retarded listening to anyone here telling you not to play something

>>715005910
I feel like 45 minutes or less and the race is probably going to be okay

NIGGA HE GOT NUTTED

>>715005892
That one Minecraft race we once watched as an aftershow, which used the PACE race format was surprisingly engaging, fuck knows why more stuff doesn't use it.

OWARI DA

>>715005924
I just wish there was more of the platforming levels, I'm not a huge fan of boss rushes.

KIRTHAR YOU SON OF A BITCH

CHOKE

>>715005924
all the run n gun levels are filler

>>715005924
>listening to /v/
lol

>>715005979
You wait for chartecker to update the chart
There's no other (better) rating compilation

heh, nothin personnel kid

breakfastbros...

>>715005540
A for Adequate.

Not like this Kirth bro's...

>>715001203 (OP)
yurichads... we won

>>715005687
That couch is fighting for its life.

Did the nepokemon run have any cringekino worth checking out?

>>715005826
Good game, good runners, and good couch makes for a good race. Most GDQ races go 0/3 on those components.

>>715006114
No

>>715006093
the breakfast question is not allowed

>>715006114
It was cringe front to back, Mr. Cheeks wouldn't shut up as usual.

Took a shit. Anything interesting happen in the last 5 hours?

>>715006093
You'll have em scrambled OR ELSE

>>715006105
We always do.

What sucks here is that there really is not a lot you can do to catch up in such a short run, with such optimized strats.
I guess if you miss several cycles on one boss? I dunno, this was a huge bummer to see so early.

This german is too efficient. He must be stopped.

people calling this the worst GDQ ever have amnesia or newfag tourists
who remembers the online only covid dark ages? and still took 2 years to recover

this event has all the usual cringe and bullshit but there's been plenty of good runs, more than typical even

The DLC took so long to come out I completely lost interest in it.

>>715005826
The races are only fun when they're even. If somebody throws a race 4 minutes into a 90 minute run, it's just hogging the screen space for a humiliation ritual.

>>715006093
what causes these random ass no message permabans?

>>715006249
It's there for you when you're ready.

>easy mode for dlc
Thats a fucking F from me.

>>715006195
thats a long shit, but it was still higher quality than the GDQ stream

>>715006243
I remember the year with 40 mins of stalling with CovertMuffin nonstop screaming down the microphone that they need more donations to get the last run.

Do you guys ever feel guilty about throwing stuff away, because those inanimate objects might actually be the sentient reincarnated souls of people? Like what if the glass i'm drinking from used to be a human being who has now been reborn as a glass?

>>715006243
no, not at all. This has been a snooze fest.

>>715006243
its ass

>>715005826
Some people just like to focus on one screen, konpeko

>>715006205
thats 99% of all the races we see on these events i do not know why people keep wanting to see this shit.

>Uh, yeah it might look like one of them is way ahead, but... uh... they're not
Just let us enjoy the speedrun ffs

what is up with the couch, they look exactly the same are they brothers or something

>>715006243
To be fair, first day was legitimately unwatchable.

>>715006346
Only about things I have a real history with and those I can't fix anymore.
No reincarnation shit.

Couch tranny keeps making mistakes in his commentary. Was he added so their run would get accepted or something?

>>715006346
no

>>715006374
that blog on the left is a beautiful women chud

>>715006346
I have sentimental attachment issues but not because I think they're alive, meds now

>>715006374
*sisters

If you can memorize all 3000 Pokemon, you can memorize a simple pronoun....

I'd fuck that dog

>>715006342

Ah yes, SGDQ 2023 where they didn't do the finale until like 4am because of all the stalling

>>715005540
A

>>715006374
they fat

>>715006346
I got over it when I hit puberty.

>>715006346
only something sentimental, like something my kid made even if its stupid

>>715006374
That's the Tweedle Siblings, show some respect

>Texas

Uh isn't that a little bit transphobic?

>>715006460
oh I only had the audio, it sounds like all guys

>>715005687
i thought it was just 2 fat guys on the couch
it is

>>715006460
dont post lain tran groomer. This pronoun shit is forcing people to fucking lie, its hostile, its fake, and its a sickening larp that chronically destroys people.

>>715006287
idk, maybe they see them in other chats and decide to ban them here
maybe they look at the user watching list and just ban random shit to send a message

Do you think Cuphead artists get assblasted that this stylized art they've been hand-drawing for years can now be done with AI in just a few tweaks?

I have no idea why we got Cuphead just as the slop age was going into full swing.

>>715006569
>it sounds like all guys
You have been banned from the GDQ Twitch chat

>>715006497
ORE WA SEXO!!!!!!

>>715005540
I'm doin' him an A

>>715006579
>fan of the most LGBT friendly game of the decade acting like a bigot
why are you people like this

>>715006589
AI cant animate like this. yet.

>>715006589
AI can't do the same level of detail, and can't really create anything original so no, actual good artists like the Cuphead ones aren't threatened in the least by AI

It's mediocre artists that have zero original artistic talent that are terrified

Did you guys know rats are unable to vomit?

>>715006497
She kinda has Cammy energy

>>715006460
there are only 1000 mons you eediot

>>715006428
nah Banjo Kazooie, Sekiro and MegaMan X4 boomer race were great, kung fu beatsaber was good for thread posting and Quake was hilariously awful. that's above average for a GDQ day

>>715006346
Toy Story and its consequences...
also this is a known autistic trait

>>715006345
classic meme

>>715006589
Cuphead already looked unique compared to CG styles like this. AI can't even do that perfectly just yet.

<3 twitch <3

>>715004315
>>715004697
Is the "okay" sign still white supremacist to normies who got tricked?

>>715005540
A solid race

>>715006579
>Posts Deltarune
>Doesn't support the LGBTACKQP+
Heck you, chud...

>>715006662
Why do you force people to lie, its hostile. You arent "inclusive", you are not good hearted. You just want to feel SOMETHING, at the expense of those around you. You would hurt children and cheer your "cause" on their eventually corpse.

Why do trannies require so much lies and censorship to even be acknowledged?

Any of you stats bros keep donation per minute information? Curious how runs measure up on bringing in money.

>>715006589
No, it really can't.

What sort of accent does this dude have?

>>715006780
Why do you like Deltarune if you despise its themes?

>>715006731
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>715005540
S

RATE CUPHEAD DLC RACE

>>715006731
>>715006345
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>715006106
That couch has a fetish at this point

>>715006837
Sounds like fez from that 70s show

>>715006871
A

>>715006780
>deltatroon

>>715006796
you can sorta extrapolate this by looking at the alligator chart and comparing it to the schedule, i guess

>>715006763
It's Krusie country, tranny.

>>715006871
B for Buphead

>>715006871
A

>>715006871
C

>>715005540
A for cupheAd

>>715006796
https://gdqstats.com/?series=2

>>715006871
B
More of the same, still a good run but it wasn't much of a race.

>>715006871
F

>>715006871
A

>>715006871
A
It was ok but worse than the main race

Just got off work, I missed a good one, didn't I

>>715006871
A

>>715006871
Another A boss

>>715006871
A

>>715006871
S

>>715006871
F
Easy mode is not impressive.

cuphead is too hard to be fun

>>715006871
A

>>715006871
A-

>>715006871
A

>>715006871
B

>>715006934
The main game race was really close

>>715006871
A

>>715006847
Im not some neurotic freak so I dont know what tranny shit was supposed to be a major theme in the game(its not) we are talking about real life, why are you focused on a fucking game?

Answer my earlier questions, why do trannies need so much lying and censorship to even be acknowledged? Said people and their "handlers" go fucking ballistic and want lives ruined for people not going all in with them on the Larp.

>>715006871
A

weeeeelll cuckhead and his pal chudman

>>715006871
B

>>715006871
B because choke at the start

>funny girl
I wasn't looking at the camera so this entire time I thought it was 4 guys

>>715006871
C average

>>715006871
B
Wasn't as good as the first one, guy dropped off too quickly and never recovered.

>>715006871
B. The choke at the very beginning ruined any actual race potential

>girl
Is this nigga serious?

>>715005826
There's less focus on tech and explaining the run. It's hard for me to follow, especially if it's a game I'm not familiar with.

>>715007018
It was

>>715006346
No I do not Anon, what the fuck is in that pipe that you are smoking

>>715006871
B

>>715006871
B+

>>715006934
only good one of the day so far

>>715006963
This is how i feel about Miku Megamix. I loved Diva F though.

>>715006871
S

>>715007039
do you have the collage of these pics, its fucking hilarious.

>>715006871
SSS for trans rights

>>715007018
>>715003504

>>715006871
B+

>>715006871
F

>>715006986
/utg/ is leaking again.

>>715007064
>>715006984
Well, tell them to do it again

>>715006934
>I missed a good one, didn't I
Two solid racers playing a great game fast, and the first race was back-and-forth with the lead changes, and it was all over in 40 minutes total
Definitely worth checking out the VOD tonight when they do Wii Music or some bullshit like that

>>715006871

F

>>715007018
I was watching and I couldn't tell

>>715006871
ZZZ

>>715006963
It's not that bad just because you start at the beginning of the fight. Shitters should just play the game on easy, everyone should experience the game.

where the fuck did Wii Music come from?
that wasn't on the schedule this morning

>>715005826
2D games work best. They are easier to follow. Randomizers are the absolute worst, because unless you know the game inside out, you have no idea who is winning.

>>715007083
oh fuck

could one stream snipe tetris 99?

>>715006871
B+. Early choke sucked a lot out of it.

>>715006871
ZZZ
It was on easy mode.

>be night owl
>miss all the garbage day runs
On one hand I'm glad that shit misses me, on the other hand I'm missing those circus acts.
How bad was the Corvimae Pokemon run?

>>715006871
F (easy mode)

>>715006963
an arcade player would probably opt for a different game
aka more difficult

>>715007018
It was 4 guys even if you were looking at the camera.

>50k viewers
>their chat is so slow you can read every message

>>715006871
A

>>715007226
it would put you right back to sleep.

>>715007130
There are no re-dos in life baby

>>715006871
F

>>715007226
>How bad was the Corvimae Pokemon run?
It was just boring nepo shit

>>715006871
FFF

>>715006512
It's important that the numbers go up year on year for their corporate growth.

>>715007226
nobody knows
nobody watched it
nobody listened to it
All the ratings are made up

>>715007252
We all moved over to Hasan's channel

shaking my head to be honest family

why do I watch this shit

>>715006871
B

>>715006963
I just don't like that it's almost all boss fights. I prefer something like Contra where there are smaller accumulating challenges before each boss fight.

TRANS RIIIGHTS!

TRANS ROIGHTS!?

>>715006871
F

>>715007252
tbf they did ban almost all of twitch at this point

>>715006449
>>715006579
>>715006780
>>715006986
Stop avatarfagging fucking tranny faggot.
YWNBAW

>>715006871
Z

I'm back. What did I miss?

Trannies can’t go three seconds without making something about them cutting their dicks off

>>715007390
>>715007385
trans rights indeed

>>715007408
Thats not me I just think Tenna is handsome

>>715007378
I think this is why I always get tired of it every time I've booted it up. I get to around the same area and drop it for a year or two.

>>715007435
neither can you chud

DIREITOS TRANS

>>715006871
D

>>715007252
Does Trihex still have GDQ Poverty Chat?
Or was that somebody else? I just associate it with him.

>>715006871
D

>>715007364
Is that someone restreaming GDQ? I would prefer to watch in such a way that I don't add to the viewer totals if possible.

>>715007515
That was 15 years ago anon

Next few hours are grim I'm off to bed

>>715006871
F

>>715007472
I’m not donating to a speed running convention saying “chud rights” you mongoloid retard

Bake, I need mig
I love gdq

It's time.

>>715007404
>give us money, chuds!
Are they really just retarded (on top of being mentally ill)?

>>715007515
i was actually going ask this, i forgot what it was called
i knew pirate was wrong, i only really remember it happening like twice

>>715007435
Most trannies nowadays don't even cut their dicks like LTG pointed out. It's a fetish

>>715007573
you are retarded>>715007594
you arent retarded

>>715007252
>sub only chat
>they still ban 80% of their paypigs

>>715007597
Some of you fuckers don't even watch the run and just live to mig

>>715006871
ZZZ

>>715006243
>>715006512
There was that year where they weren't on target to beat the last year total, so they send out that Asian chick with a look of barely concealed disgust to dangle an MGS3 run but only if the target gets beat.

Not directly the worst but it sure was a glimpse behind the curtain of where GDQ was heading with that shit.

>>715006871
Z

Is that....a real woman?

sharla's sharlas

NOT
A
FUCKING
SPEEDRUN
YOU
FUCKING
FAGGOTS

Remember to join guys!

>>715007687
I'm not watching the run i'm playing SMB3

>wii music
the fuck is this shit

>>715007791
>>715007791
>>715007791
Migtris

I'm glad this GDQ has been complete garbage, I don't have to worry about messing up my sleep schedule and I won't get burnout for the following few weeks of better speedrun events.

>SHOWCASE
>CHECKPOINT
>RACE
>SHOWCASE
>Silly Block Secret Santa: Xmas in July Edition

>>715007515
>>715007643
he does

So, now they are actually just playing Tetris 99 online..?
The absolute state of this ''speedrun'' event.

>>715007808
>Page 6
Fucking retard

>>715007806
ENTERTAINMENT for CHARITY

>>715007747
Yeah Smooth/Tippy is p cool.

>>715007859
Actually it was page 7 according to my screen

>choking within the first 3 drops
LMAO

well, that was a fine race but not really worth watching. And nimi is live, so I'm leaving, by guys

Gotta go sleep, put in an F for me.
F means "realistic female on the couch".

>>715007146
There's no way they're playing wii music.

>checks schedule

Goddamnit

>>715007548
He's having a laugh, Hasan is an alt-left politics streamer

>>715006871
I'm doin' him a C

>>715007069
>do you have the collage of these pics, its fucking hilarious.
Nah, sorry, only one I have.