Thread 715053282

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>>715041646

NUBBY GREGNANT!!!!!!!!!

flash game fever dream

sneaky mig

miggy

It's so bizarre to me that apparently the word "nubby" is just an expression for penis and ejaculation in their eyes, or am I misinterpreting that? I think it's weird. It's not even funny. It's like "DUDE PENIS AND MASTURBATION LMAO"

the dev of this game is a big tranny lover

migging numby

sleepy miggin

>>715053318
Miss him every day, lads.

>invite developers to run
>cut him off in the middle of his answer
>ignore him for the rest of the run
why even invite them

>>715053412
Makes you look good to have the dev on call.

migging

Things that make me instantly turn off the stream
>indie game
>tranny
>race
>randomizer
>bingo
>meme element (blindfold)
>resident evils, souls, last of us, etc "oh so mature" games

>>715053412
Just let it go man. We're here for charity. Just enjoy the amazing run

Rate whatever the fuck Nubby was?

>>715053471
so you've watched nothing so far?

miggy

>>715053512
umm the timer is still going sweetie?

I made an MP4, /v/. What do you think of it?

>>715053492
Fuck off, Spike. Or whatever mod/staff member you are for GDQ monitoring this thread.

>>715053512
D I didn't even notice it ended, neither did the tech running the timer.

MIGGED

How was AEW? Was it as Grim as KWABOTY Tony Khan?

>>715053512
ZZZ for NUBBIEZZZ
Run was ASS KS

RATE Nubby?

>>715053512
D

>>715053538
videos games?

>>715053538
SSS

>>715053518
If you think this covers a large spread it juat reveals how shit and limited your range of taste and knowledge of games is, lil zoom zoom.

>>715053512
Z

>>715053512
P for what looked like constant pissing on the right side

>>715053538
SSS

>>715053585
>>715053512
D

>>715053512
Z, painfully unfunny

>>715053512
>>715053585
F

>>715053512
D

>>715053602
im just trying to amuse myself while i do OSRS woodcutting and the GDQ stream right now is fucking garbage

>>715053512
F
i don't know what the fuck i just witnessed besides a visual assault

>>715053613
name 2 runs that didn't have this

>>715053512
F horrible

>>715053512
D

>>715053538
IMAGINE THE MUSK
>>715053585
>>715053512
C

Rate Anon's mp4:
>>715053538
SSS

>>715053649
fishing lvl?

The runners were fucking annoying. They weren't even funny but just laughed at their own garbage jokes.

>>715053512
zzz

>>715053512
>>715053585
F

>>715053512
N for Nubbin

>>715053512
C

>>715053512
F

No words.

>>715053538
SSS

>>715053512
refused rating should be an option

>starts lightly raining
>cant find a driver
why are uber eats drivers such primadonnas about a touch of rain

>>715053585
F

>>715053607
>>715053628

>>715053512
SSS for trans rights

>>715053585

F for fuck off and what the fuck was this?

>>715053749
I guess driving in the rain is a PITA and Uber drivers work when it suits them

Are we really in the literally who games nobody has ever heard of block?

>>715053672
70i just cant deal with tick manip barb fishing

Made Kingdom Hearts accessible for the arrested development "mature" audience via ai

>>715053512
>>715053585
Z

>>715053846
Is there a particular reason that Gooby is about to commit some heavy FF on his squad?

>>715053821
The proper name is silly block and yes.

i feel sad for the international communities trying to have a language restream and struggling through the nonsense

>>715053749
for the same reason you cant drive there yourself

Is he gonna get some tonight?

>>715053512
zzz

>>715053749
It's a sign for you to start cooking, and also turn your life around.

>>715053282 (OP)
Would you play a new Dr. Mario game today with a Nurse Peach?

>>715053841
nice

>>715053915
oh god do they translate the trans rights shit?

>>715053920
one of them is getting shit on his dick for sure

>>715053920
I'm sure I've seen that guy in the audience at another marathon.

>>715053901
he's just hyucking around

>>715053512
F

>>715053920
if by get some you mean get his back blown out by left
yes

>>715053920
damn looks like markiplier aint hitting xir tonight

>>715053846
i've already played a bunch of kh games, the game on the right looks much more interesting

>>715053973
Never change /v/

>>715053947
No thanks I have SMB3 (the perfect Mario game).

Spikevegeta is charismatic and fun. Hes basically the only oldfag still around who never trooned out. He plays tons of games (currently doing a challenge to beat every snes game, said hell do n64 and dreamcast after). Likes sports too unlike most fag nerds, and isnt afraid his balls will fall off for playing kindgom hearts, final fantasy, mario, etc.

He is more likeable and plays more games than nearly all of you

>>715054052
>Say "Pizza" to Drugs
>Say no to yes
What

>>715054119
he is too loud and makes me mute the stream

>>715053512
C

>>715054119
shut up spike

>>715054119
You're up early this morning, Spike.
Looking forward to your DKCR run later. You better have a couple of those levels where you let the music play, and do it all with 0 deaths.

>>715054119
so true sis! traaaaaans roights!!

>>715054027
>wouldnt be so epically ironic and funny if i pretended to agree with the stupid thing
epic ftw reddit, just like our marvel films!

>>715054119
sounds like someone I would look up to at age 5 rather than into adulthood

>>715054131
It's an edit.

>>715054182
>>715054191
>>715054192
>no counter
proving me right

>>715054119
He's hypocritical as fuck.

>>715054119
Whenever Spikevegeta is not on-screen, everyone else should be asking 'where is Spikevegeta?'

>>715054258
> Say No, Say Yes
> To Drugs, To Pizza

>>715053959
i had a glimpse, they can just ignore whatever
their commentary can also be their own, aka a game's players from there
it still doesn't mean they aren't a witness

>>715054258
Ive had that pic for years and had zero idea it was an edit.
Thanks anon.

>>715054214
>obseased with his age and maturity
>acta more childish and ignorant than everyone else
fumny how consistent this is.

>>715054258
>Say no, Say yes
>To drugs, to Pizza
Makes even less sense yo

>>715054119
i got recommended a video of him on youtube once of him playing shadowrun snes, he couldn't pay attention to the game for 2 seconds and got stuck literally in the beginning, couldn't even find the gun that you're supposed to find in the first minute without help

WHERE IS NEXT RUN

Forty minutes to set up a run that will be finished in ten.

>>715053920
No

>>715054357
I'm cooking it up, please be patient.

Is he looking at porn under his blanket, or something?

>>715053389
no wonder its so good

>>715054415
STRAIGHT UP JORKIN IT

the frosty faustings mystery game tournament can set up new games on entirely different platforms in two minutes.............

>>715054415
He's got his diglett out.

>>715054446
Frosty Faustings is a better event than this.

>>715053512
I'm doin' him an F

>>715054357
I have to go to work and then go clubbing afterwords, so I asked them to pause it for 13 hours

>>715054446
Changing who is streaming is a lot easier than swapping systems, supposedly on-site GDQ is stuck doing things in an inefficient way because the tech head is an idiot.

>>715054289
as anons pointed out over the last few days, these are not contradictory or related. im on your side with disagreeing with post of these posts, indepedenntly, but you being so illiterate and ignorant as this hurts the cause, anon.

back to the topic of spike himself, no hes not perfect, his biggest flaw is defending this leftosh garbage, but it is very rare from him as he is always more intereated and focused on actual games, which is not true for 99% of other runners or content creators.

search for a perfevt unflawed person who never says anything dumb, you wont find one

>that main menu pin x ball
someone post the webms... you know the ones

>>715054508
I've never seen guy.png be so brutal as I have over the last few days
GDQ is really fucked

Are the bonbi groomers and trannies gone? Feels like that is half the posters of these threads.

this runner is hot.......

>>715054649
faggot

>>715054686
gotta fill the schedule some how

>>715054620
we need yug.jpg back to equalize him this year

>>715054620
its all larpers now the real guy.png stopped posting before covid

Nyaaaa this sucks. I'm going to jerk off for 20 minutes instead.

>Le hilarious Unity slop streamer game number 463
Just why

>>715054119
>Spikevegeta is charismatic and fun
If you've ever watched his stream for more than 2 minutes (most people haven't I know) you'll see he's a massive crybaby faggot on DSP levels but with none of the lolcow appeal of DSP. His entire stream consists of him whining and complaining about messing up even the most trivial things in a game.

>>715054649

This guy is too fat.Could look ok if he dropped 40 pounds

yeah i'm not watching this shit

>>715054119
Your independent thought alarm is just a retarded drone alarm.
I think you even called him based yesterday.
Fucking homo kek.

I made lasagne, time for shitty runs, enjoy your day frens

>>715054649
Is your taste in men just be chubby?

>>715054828
>Round lasagna
sorcery

>>715054686
>it looks like a steam greenlight game from 2013

How much do you factor these into your ratings?

Game being run
Category (including races, randos, bingo, etc)
Runner/couch commentary
Donation reader
Other?

>>715054771
Stop being such a negative nancy. Why cant you appreciate fun?

>>715054649
a/s/l?

>>715054624
There is a GDQ-affiliated janny here

They signed up to be a janny ONLY to police these threads and the mod team doesn't seem to care

Like they deleted posts calling KFFC a cheating whore

I could call Melania Trump a cheating whore and my comment wouldn't get deleted

>>715054828

That isn't lasagna... You need lasagna noodles for lasagna.
Looks tasty anyway. Have a nice run frin

>>715054841
its gotta be the right amount
too much and you just look pregnant
also gotta have a good face

>>715054771
it's awful block, anon

>>715054828
lasagne is with pasta plates
this is a casserole, looks good tho

Is there a block for good games? I'd like to watch that

>>715054769
Godspeed

>>715054728
I thought FF and Zelda were the designated filler games?

>>715054559
>this hurts the cause
What the flying fuck are you on about?
>search for a perfevt unflawed person who never says anything dumb, you wont find one
Diminutive Dave or Small Steve, maybe Miniscule Matthew.

>>715054828
enjoy the lasagna

>>715054904
the mario odyssey runner was so much hotter, but i dont like fat guys so i guess we just cant agree :[

>>715054620
well it has been rather shit outside of BRIEF surges, we're getting one S run then five trashfires
I think horror block was the only one with a bunch of good runs together

>>715054871

Just 2 things.
How much pain/Do I want to mute?
Would I watch this shit again/Did I have fun?

>>715054916
It's really not what awful block is supposed to be.

>>715054943
where did you get those 3 pics of me

>>715054985
hes definitely cute but not my type

Whenns the next possibly fun run?

>>715054985
I still don't see what you guys see in him, seems pretty boring to me.

>>715054903
>>715054921
It has pasta plates but they are wrinkly on the sides so it looks misleading because I started devouring

>>715054985
>ugly distrustful face
>zoomerfro
>hot
lolno

>>715054872
No

>>715054871
I'm usually like, do i think the game itself is good? Dud the runner present it in a way that was entertaining? Did something funny happen during the run (regardless if it was people on the coach, the announced etc). I will deduct points if the announcer is being annoying, or if they encourage mental illness such as transexualism during the run.

>>715054871
I go by general enjoyment (or pain)

>>715054893
Sounds like 4chan desu. Pretty much all trannies are autistic with dissociative identity disorders, so them being eternally online and doing it for free tracks.

>>715054769

Can I come?

this game makes me miss wyerframez

>>715054893
>There is a GDQ-affiliated janny here
Yeah, noticed that too. I think we should move to something like the Kiwifarms chat.

RATE Bowlout

>>715054871
mainly how much i enjoy the run and what detracted from it

>>715055045
>ugly face
we both know this isnt true but whatever

One fucking job tech team, one fucking job

>>715055114
D didn't even pay any attention to it

>>715055114
F for ad

>>715055013
Where else but last night? Kitten.

>>715055009
What is this? An accurate representation of GDQ and gaming as a whole for aaants?

>Let's make it into a full game
More like upload it as-is... D

>>715055114
D
More indie garbage shilling

>>715055114
F
boring #ad

>>715055114
SSS bowloutrans rights

>>715055134
ugly mutt phenotype but you do you with your low standards

>>715055114
C

>>715054893
It's been much much better than Agdq earlier this year, there were endless massive ban waves and now theres not

>>715055043

I don't believe it

>>715055153
>28k viewers
Was it ever this low before? Isn't this prime time?

>>715055114
Z just not funny in any way

>>715055114
F

>>715055114
D

>>715055114
D

What happened during rollercoaster tycoon, the votes are all over the place.

>>715055114
C
I suppose

>>715055114
C

>>715055160
At least with the kids that made Nitronic Rush actually went and turned it into a full game and not some asset flip they slapped on steam.

>>715054893
you're crazy.

>>715055114
F

>>715055114
F

>>715055114
D
Mediocre.

>>715054795
Ive watched him a lot.
Yes you are right, the biggest shock going from his charismatic fun commentary to his personal streams is how easily he gets mad. But its at least genuine where 99% of other streamers are doing the fake :OO reactions for youtube. When he likes something its genuine and when something sucks ita genuine. He pisses me off sometimes but its better than other people.
You say "have you watched him?", and my response to you is "Have you watched ANYONE?" Its extremely slim pickens out there. Spike at least plays games (real games), is genuine about it, and never talks about political bullshit.

>>715055114
D

I hate zoomers thinking zoomerfro mutts are hot. They have no idea what hot men actually look like.

>>715055042
He's the hottest guy of the speedrun event, not the hottest guy of all time, and his accent was amazing

haha great joke guys they made the entire marathon an awful games segment

>>715055114
D for Doom

>>715055114
refused rating

>>715055114

F for boring as fuck

>>715055114
F

>>715055114
D

>>715054893
Yes it has become pretty obvious by now

>>715055278
Maybe beauty and attraction are subjective?

>>715054827
I was banned yesterday. You type like a spastic child and cant provide any argument or better examples, so I must assume you just prefer to watch the black tranny freaks playing quake, wolfenstein, and indie games.

>>715055078
Feel free to come hehe. It'd still be less gay than GDQ.

there should be an audio track that has no donation reading

>Sarcastic slut laugh!
Sorry, what?

>>715055283
Don't be dumb, awful games is AGDQ, this is the silly games block, can't you tell the difference?

>>715055114
I'm doin' him a D

Pre-emptive Z on the next game

>>715055186
>ugly mutt phenotype
he's a white guy from England what are you on about?

>>715055114
C meh

>>715055265
Fuck off spike

>>715055114
D for doody game

>>715055218
How is this prime time? All the burgers are sleeping and it's nearly 7AM at the venue. Euros are tuned in, so I'd expect a dip like 28k

>>715055356
To a degree. Nobody thinks the Elephant man is hot

>>715055265
I really liked where he got covert drunk during that WW run, pretty sure it was Linkus, since they had pretty good chemistry, but it was cool watching him let his corporate guard down a bit.

>>715055278
he has short curly hair, that hair existed for thousands of years, and i like any hairstyle that suits someone, y'know?

>>715055114
D. Awful block is meant to have some charm to it

>>715054198
>pretend
you know no honesty

>>715055356
Its mostly objective. Relative beauty is a leftist concept.

>>715055234

There was a "trans rides" joke that kept happening.

Then there are the "I like tycoon"-nostalgia guys and the "boring as fuck"-guys.
Was kind of funny iirc, but I found it boring as hell so there you have it

>>715055114
F
indieslop garbage that loser faggots run because nobody else in the world is even bothering to compete in it (because it's shit)

>>715055397
>there aren't mixed guys in England
lollmao
I live here and you see this mixed black/white phenotype everywhere here. He's not pure white

>>715055297
If it were Doom it would have at least been Romero Death Skittles and not whatever the fuck Unity asset flip it was.

Next game looks nice, like an ambulance Crazy Taxi. Hopefully it's a proper time attack and not a "check out how wacky this 90s game is rofl".

>>715055278
I know right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuwjBbPs4s
bring back real speed runs

>>715055489

This is NOT the awful block. This is silly runs block.

hey /v/ just wanted to let you know that you are loved and this world is better with you in it <3

>>715055606
gay

>>715055606
Thanks, mom

>>715055513
oh the rankings are a tranny flag, I didn't even notice

>>715055597
same thing

>>715055408
People like you shitting on the only good people and games left at this event is precisely why its shit and dying. Spike is dumb but if the event was nothinf but clones of him it wouls improve 1000% overnight.
Children like you see one small thinf and use it for years as your crusade against something you know nothing about. You are closer in mentality and intelligence to the gdq staffers you hate than you think

>>715055606
thats a fucking lie

>>715055606
liar

>>715055606
Yeah, I know :3

>>715055520
you cannot possibly think hes half black, hes white. can we just agree we have different taste in men without making weird paranoid theories?

>>715055606
thxx babe

>>715055606
Back at you, friend.
Less than three, etc, etc.

<3

>>715055606
Kill yourself faggot

TRIPLE CCCCC CCC CCOMBO

>>715055606
Even though I'm a tranny? Awww thanks trans rights

>>715055578
you see the problem is with, like originally, the aggression bug that
>so my dog, right, the other day..
then a feature is that Gandhi's AI would like loose aggression per turn so he eventually went into the negatives which the game did NOT handle.
>EEEURGH UHGGHUH HUH... uhh sorry
So like as he got into higher and higher negative numbers he got exponentially more aggressive because the game ignores the negative and he just flipped out

ZZZ

TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

3/3 trannies wow

Oh hell no.

>>715055678
>Spike is dumb but if the event was nothinf but clones of him it wouls improve 1000% overnight.
No it wouldn't, it would be boring as all fuck and consist of him circlerjerking with himself.

>>715055374
+1

Im out, later japs.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Well, there goes my hope for that run

That's a male

three cute girls on the couch!

Oh baby, a triple!

>>715055707
>half
He looks like the type who had a black grandparent. Seen a ton of them where I live. They all have that same face and hair texture.

>>715055396
On the subject of "secret horror games", Home Safety Hotline did an actually good version of this, by not being so tryhard, keeping it to a few light creepy elements or audio, and mixing it with a lot of black comedy, and ultimately the weirdness winds up being more whimsical in tone. Just played it recently and it stood out for striking the balance.

*giggles*

>>715055361
My argument was crystal clear - you are delusional. Dont like it? Expected it.
You really dont seem to be the guy from yesterday because he was saying shit like "speedrun community" and "not gonna lie". Sorry for assuming that was you.
Fucking homo kek.

dear fucking god.................................................
GDQ needs to be rescued from these faggot owners

>>715055408
Is this him adressing how he got angry because people really liked that one covid run where it was just a few normal dudes sitting on a couch and playing a mario game?

This is a B run ruined by a ZZZ runner and couch

Yeah this "commentary" is unbearable

wake me up for sega marine fishing

authentic girly giggle

>>715055760
4channel.org trannies are cute because they're so full of self-loathing and hatred. It's adorable less than three~

I'm outta here.

*vomits*

le fake retro ps1 game

I was gonna be fair rating this run, but the couch keeps getting more obnoxious

>>715055810
DAVID NO, DON'T LEAVE US

I have bridge jumper fatigue.

>>715055825
I have curly hair and im fully white but okay, youre free to believe whatever you like =)

>>715055860
Yep, he had a sudden case of guilt as he noticed it looked really fucking bad on him to be shitting on a bunch of younger runners doing something people liked.

>>715055939
stereotypes exist for a reason anon....

>>715055914
Nigga...

Very feminine posture. Bravo, lads.

>>715055854
Look at you screen right now and tell me with a straight face spikevegeta wouldnt make this game a better run instead of these people.

>>715055026
I axed you a question

>speedrun is just playing the game normally
yawn

>faggots arguing about their taste in men
Sigh

>>715055914
Are you stupid?

>>715055914
>le fake retro ps1 game
It's an arcade game from 1999, odds are it's running on some of either Sony or Sega's shit.

The guy on the right on the couch keeps endlessly stimming and moving eyebrows up and down, troons being autistic are not beating the allegations

>>715055673

NOT THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING. THERE IS CLEAR DISTINCTION BETWEEN MEANINGS.

SEX: FEMALE
ruh uh

>>715056003
zelda probably? can't tell with these unknown games and runners

Fun game, tho.

How can there be so many trannies all in the same place with the same interests? What an amazing coincidence

>she/they
oooooooooooffffffffff

>>715055992
>>715055992
Yeah I'll BET that mask is totally because oh uh..COVID, here in 2025. Sure.

>>715056001
I wont humor your strawman. Piss off.

>>715056015
It's ok anon, you can join in and talk about your taste in men too.

>"she/they"
I hear 3 guys cackling like hens from my phone

>>715055951
okay mutt

DEY HEA

>>715056054
they
are
the
same

>>715056117
nta but I prefer my men to be highly feminine. You?

>>715055914
>clearly says 1999 Arcade
And it looks nothing like a PS1 game.

oh thanks for the content warning

>>715056001
He's be doing his overacting thing like it's the most amazing game he's ever seen.

it's nothing but trans trans trans this whole event
what the fuck is this?`

oh yeah right

the u s and a

>three she/they
>none are she nor they

What’s the endgame here?

I can't listen to these things anymore
ZZZ

>>715056072
https://files.catbox.moe/ub896r.webm

This is the most Dreamcast game in existence and didn't get a port

cool game
shame about the rest

GDQ

Woho black betty

>>715055992
Dude thinks he's sharon stone in basic instinct
But instead of hiding a beaver, he's hiding a log

>>715056187
all together they are they

>>715056161
Like my coffee

Do you think these 3 are scissoring in their hotel room all week

>>715056161
Same, still way more into into women though.

>>715056187
All these trannies sound, look, and think the same. They might as well be a collective

>>715056128
Looks like chartecker is being naughty again

>>715056263
>scissoring
anon...

>sega game
>tranny runner
Many such cases.

It is a cult. The moment they hear trans rights they all instinctively chant it.

>>715056215
If I remember right it's running off the same engine as a bunch of Sega's racing games, including the one where you can ride on a sheep.

What a beautiful siren's call

So you know there's a lot of trans individuals at the event yet you still screech like children when one shows up on screen like once a day.

You need to grow up and get a life. It's very clear your all tourists since 4chan is a safe-space for trans folks and has been forever.

>>715056263
the one with the biggest dicks fucks the other 2 who stay in chastity

>>715056263
Anon theyre lesbians
and coincidentally they all have a preference for non-tranny lesbians as well. Weird huh!

>time

FUCK YES

ZZZ

>>715056107
Thats not what a strawman is. If you edgelord kids spent half the time you spend typing angry messages and insults aimed at everyone and everything on actually using your brain you wouldnt look like such a bumbling, inept, limp wristed stupid faggot trying to compensate for his lack of intelligence and life success by incorrectly using logical fallacies and using hyperbole to say everything sucks.

youre probably actually like 29 but have the intelligence and mental development of an 7 year old.

>>715056184
they've ramped it up because of orange man

Probably not a bad run if muted.

Fun run, shame about the voice.

>>715056187
The one in the green shirt is big enough to be plural

>>715056342
Hot.

ZZZ
absolute shit

this must be the lets play block. when are speedruns?

These people are mental.

>>715056339
It's just funny to laugh at autistic guys charade at being women extremely poorly, it will always be funny.

>>715056182
>spike
>overract
and people accused ME of not watching spike lol

RATE THE HELIX RUN

>>715056339
>once a day.

I don't think I've ever seen this frequency of volume of trannies at a GDQ ever

I'm serious I think it's a new record

>>715056339
Reported for being a faggot

Fuck off

What's the chart looking like from over night?

>>715056339
So much this!

Trans rights <3

>>715056323
>including the one where you can ride on a sheep
kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYUCzU2E8i4

Rate Emergency Call Ambulance?

>>715056479
K

gotta be the worst awful block in a while, wheres the boomers playing 90's FMV games

>>715056339

picz sauce?

Rate the ambulance game

>>715056223
If you are epileptic how do you deal with that shit?
I was driving home a long ass grove the other day where the sun was flickering through the trees constantly in my face for like an hour.
Do they have to look away? Or need to wait until the sun goes down? If you read the warning on the screen isnt it too late?

Man, what happened to Helix. I'm pretty sure he used to be a regular dude not even a decade ago

>>715056479
F
It would have been a Z, but the game was pretty soulful.

Dear god, what is that thing?

>>715056517
no thanks

>>715056542
>>715056517
ZZZ

one for each of “they”!

>>715056479
I'd rather not, but
Z

>>715056484
Kek

>speedrun
>just playing the game normally
umm?

>>715056517
C

>>715056542
>>715056517
z

>>715056517
TTT for couch

>>715056542
zzz

>>715056479
>>715056517
ZZZ-

>>715056517
I'm doin' him a C

>>715056517
>>715056542
F
Good game, obnoxious couch, but at least short. Dropped from a D after non-binary tranny shit at the end

>>715056517
D

>>715056517
>>715056542
>>715056479
F

It's not a good run if it must be watched on mute

>>715056517
ZZZ

>>715056517
D
fun game, shame about everything else.

>>715056517
C

>>715056517
Z

>>715056479
>>715056517
>>715056542
F

>>715056517
>>715056542
F

>>715056517
D

>>715056616
i dont know what this walmart mulatto is supposed to be or why you think its funny or clever poatimg it everytime but its not

>>715056517
>>715056542
F

>>715056542
ZZZ, abominable couch

>>715056517
B with the caveat that I muted the run about 30 seconds in. Make it a D if you need to account for that.

>>715056339
I honestly don't care one way or another, not at marathons and not when I'm running stuff.

I get way more annoyed at stupid shit like segregating speedrunning when it's one of the most level playing fields out there.

>>715056686
stop bitching at Guy, its not cute

>>715056542
C-. Game was mildly entertaining but the commentary sucked

>>715056517
TTT for the couch

>>715056616
I understand why you post this humorously facaded individual and it is repeatedly funny and clever every time I see it.

>>715056517
T for garbage tranny commentary

>>715056542
Z

Remember when two trannies murdered a guy because he wouldnt commit to be trans as much as they wanted him to?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgkpYM267vs

>>715056772
Especially when he's just about always spot on with his ratings.

Please don't be shit

I've noticed that men are a lot better hosts than women

>>715056772
Please explain

>>715056369
You seem to be in denial a lot of the time and fall back to doing the shit you accuse me of so whatever bro.

>>715056517
Z
These cackling hyenas were like the polar opposite of the REmake run

>>715054375
why are gaymers so homo
all you talk about is futa and dicks

this dipshit is everywhere

>>715056517
It's fucking shit

>>715056846
Unless it's MrGameAndShout

>>715056905
whats homo about wanting a lady with a fat cock to gape your boipussy and fill it with her seed

>>715056905
What gaymers are you seeing talk about futas? Because I love futa myself.

Those niggas look F R E S H, what a drip.

>>715056982
Maybe /d/ has a GDQ thread too.

Up and throbbing.

the awful block continues

I'm late but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS0KvZY06Ek

That's it? That's the game? Already bored.

>>715054119
Keep holding on to the good old days

>>715057053
godless

>>715056984
>>715057031
get a room, queers

>>715057053
god this gdq has been awful

>>715057053
>Hercules The Wegendary Journeys
This pleases me.

>>715057053
This shit is so dire.
Was pacman actually good or was it just people seeing the game for the first time?

ABSOLUTE UNIT ON THE COUCH

>>715056517
F

>>715057053
Are we going to beat the record for worst GDQ

Dude, we get all these cancer games but no gta?

>>715057128
Actually impressive.

>>715057097
Only if you take me to dinner first.

>>715057053
I didn't think multiple bottoming out runs were possible but this gdq is something else

after the last run this is looking verry good

>>715057128
pacman was a beacon of light amongst the darkness

>>715057168
It's a race to the bottom

>>715057053
So few people could even be bothered to vote on the amber lamps game.

GDQ is really in some dire straits right now but that's just the walk of life I guess.

>>715056873
>>715057053
Mario games are always misleading because people dont rate the actual run

Chart anon should put the SSS votes in a different color and exclude them from the median

Troonblox

>>715057053
>That ZZZ fuck with Hercules
>All those shitters on Mario Paint

>>715057128
autistkino

>>715057128
It was pac man done by someone who knows his pac man shit and there was no bs. It would have probably been an A/B score 10 years ago.

>>715057270
Now thats what im talking about. Gonna check it out now.

>>715057128
Genuinely impressive to see the level of planning that went into clearing that shit.

>>715057053
>>715057230
the second rate post got a lot more responses than the first one
>>715056517
>>715056542

>>715057128
It was an actual speedrun, was fast as fuck. Quite impressive to be honest. No bullshit fake giggly couch either, definitely one of the best runs this summer

Pacman is fucking good, I feel like playing it, what's the best version /v/?

>>715057053
I really miss the horror block from yesterday...

They come up with the title for this game before actually making it?

godless nights...

>>715057250
That one anon got really fucking sore about Mario Paint for some reason, probably cause people had brought it up a bunch of days running as likely being worth watching.

wow I am loving this Let's Play err I mean speadrun! remember to hydrate waka waka

>>715057320
me in charge of getting which post was first right

Yeah I'm thinking ZZZ

Did they play this game last gdq? Something is super familiar to gameplay

>>715057053
The shit streak from airport to ambulance has been utterly grim

>>715057447
I'm thinking I'm not watching this co-op let's play

>>715057053
Kek surely Mario Paint wasn't samefagged

>>715057239
Z should also be taken out, it is supposed to be a signifier of cringekino

>>715057480
Something similarly generic I think.

what would they say about SGDQ?

Wednesday night was brutal for the ratings.

>>715057512
I think some anons interpret it as sleeping -> boring

IM A HEADBANGA

>>715057581
>"I hope they speedrun the event, its so fucking boring! HO HO HO HO!"

>>715057606
godless

>>715057606
What chart is this?

>>715057506
>Same runner/couch that has been known to be fun since Wild Guns was a surprise hit.
>One anon goes absolutely ballistic and tries to make it a Euro vs America fight for some reason.
Makes you thonk.

The girl on the left gives me quirk chungus vibes.

this run is kind of kino desu

>>715057606
>lost half of their viewership over 3 years
Grim.

>>715057609
I just assumed it was the worst possible grade

Does anyone have an archive/link/repository with the final charts for every AGDQ/SGDQ?

>>715057682
https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq

>>715057606
You can tell when the focus switched from a soulful speedrunning event to a corpo charity event with mandatory DEI regulations

>>715057609
that would be zzzzzz

>>715057506
I admit to samefagging because Marios are the goats of speedrunning and should remain so

>>715057751
>https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq

Shit - thanks. Was about to implement this myself.
Downloaded all the donations yesterday....

>>715057053
>AEW wasn't a trainwreck
I'm impressed

>>715057606
of all things, Beat Saber had peak viewership

that tetris 99 run is hilarious
they've had amazing tetris players on the stream before and they just decided to take the most average guy and let his lets play an online tetris battle royale

>>715057753
it's not mandatory DEI regulations, it's now just an event run by trannies for trannies. one of the most powerful examples of subversion by an aggressive low time preference adversary group

>>715057753
correlation =/= causation.
speedrunning is dying due to manor factors in addition to your lazy synopsis

this stupid let's play is sooo boring. I'm here to watch speedruns, not boring garbage.

>>715057706
>The girl on the left gives me quirk chungus vibes
She is the most normal woman to have appeared on screen this entire event, anon. What did he mean by this?

>>715057925
Great, even more nepo runs at AGDQ then.

>>715057939
Oh thanks for mentioning that. I wanted to see that and forgot about it.
So it was shit yeah?

'Pizza possum' was the game they played co-op at agdq this year that looks like this

>>715057958
Would you name a few of these factors?

>>715057939
it was a nepo run to shill the hotfix crap

damn i guess no one is laundering money this year

>Indie games are better than AAA they say
>Indie games in questions
I'm tired of these ad let's plays

Trans Rights, /v/!!

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

>>715057657
KEK

>>715057958
It's dying because it's not got enough games about pirates.

or it's because it was a passing fad for streaming stuff, which has passed it's peak and is now on the down curve.

>>715058046
eh I mean looks decent to play in couch coop

>>715058045
the event started with a self 40k donation

I didn't know Blechy ran RE7

>>715058018
it's legit just a guy playing tetris 99 for 30 minutes and not being particularly good at it

Remember tripfags?

>>715058045
anon... do you know how to read a chart?

>>715058013
It was the first prime time run and probably drove anyone away

>>715057657
lmao kek even

What the fuck does his pronoun say, He/Goy?

>>715058074
What rights are those?

>more than halfway over
>not even 1 run you can call SSS

Huh? How did he beat his WR by 2 minutes?

RATE Rubber Bandits

>>715058018
Speedrun - F
Entertaining - B-

Was not the worst imho, but not good. Had some fun moments like when a guy in the audience was way better than the runner

>>715057627
Thanks for keeping Headbangaposting alive fellow ELPchad

>>715058250
Eh, B. Wasn't bad

>>715058250
F

Dumb shit

>>715058250
ZZZ

>>715058240
No one plays this, probably.

>>715058240
Second time playing

>>715058240
The usual.
https://www.speedrun.com/rubber_bandits?h=Arcade_Any-2-players-No_Drop_Out&x=9kvnzj0d-wl39o96l.5le7gn61-wle9j9x8.81pmwen1
>>715058250
D

>>715058250
C+ for a WR

>>715058124
>>715057958
The whole "oh no it's not GDQ managements fault its just speedrunning and streaming in general!" is just massive Matt cope

>>715058250
D

>>715058250
C+

>>715058250
C

>>715058250
D

>>715058250
F
FOR NOT A SPEEDRUN AND I HATE WOMEN

>>715058250
B looked like a fun casual game

>>715058250
F shit game

>>715058250
D

>>715058250
C

>>715058250
C

>>715058124
I think they are also oversaturating everything with their hotfix stuff. speedrunning is not special anymore.

>>715058250
B+. Got a wr and it wasn't too annoying, game was fine

>>715058250
C
It was mid.

grim

>>715058250
F - fucking shit again. How the fuck can he be happy because local is faster than network...

>>715058341
Pretty sure that's still the one ran by some bigass celebrity with a lot of pull in France.

>>715057958
It's dying because it turned into a politically correct safespace for a tiny group of people who made it a gender event first where everything is under a strict eye. If you claim that the atmosphere isn't any different, you're a part of the audience who ruined it for everyone else. You can that the event has been to a wrong direction because no barely anyone watches anymore

>>715058382
>WR
a world record in eating shit is still a world record, i suppose

>>715058250
C for no one's gonna watch this after today

>wirehead
how will they fuck this up?

>>715058250
F it was a literal lets play

>>715057053
I swear that Ambulance game did not get that severe a rating. There were Ds and Cs.

>>715058381
Yeah, and constant reruns of stuff, ESA's doing the same too, all in the name of getting a bit more ad revenue.

Wireheadchads

Our time has come

>indie devs literally paying GDQ to get their shitty games played on stream hoping it will get some sales

now this is some grim shit

>>715058032
>name a few
- games getting patched to ruin interesting speed tech
- diversification of gaming (everyone played mario, but today everyone is playing something different)
- gaming of 10-20 years ago was a much narrower slice of the population and less varied demographics
- old fans like 4chan anons are jaded and don't support them financially, but feel like they deserve a seat at the decision making table

>>715058250
I'm doin' him a C

>>715058584
Ninja….

Or die.

>>715058484
You're right, he counted the ratings from the '' rate the helix run '' instead of the '' rate the ambulance game run ''

>>715057290
You cannot overstate the level of survivor bias in these threads enough. The only people left are those able to tolerate it, and this is reflected in opinions of the event. Tolerable becomes good, good becomes great and great becomes god-like. To be fair this is very common in TV for example, because the only people left to watch season 48 of Supernatural are those who like Supernatural, so when they're given something palatable they gobble that shit up and proclaim 'WE'RE BACK'.

A competition between a good 2025 speedrun and a good 2014 speedrun is not a competition at all.

>>715058250
C

>>715057053
Emergency Call Ambulance had more ratings than 9 >>715056517

>>715058584
it probably gets them more sales than what they pay for

>>715058697
shhhhhh chartranny steers the votes however xhe wants

this shit has nothing to do with speedrunning anymore

its literally lets plays with safe strats, no challenges, no hype no nothing

idk if i should blame troons or just jew greed

>>715058675
should've just given it a single ZZZ, even 9 are too many

>>715058460
It's still just a "local" (as in france) event vs. GDQ which is well known globally and in all gaming communites across all western countries as well as among game devs
Those frenchmen all know GDQ as well

>>715058697
Just enjoy the runs

Runs nowadays get a fucking S if the runner and couch are actually normal people regardless of game.

>>715058045
there's always a huge surge in donations in the last few runs of gdq events from "anonymous" or "the yetee"

>>715058774
Why not both?

>>715058821
>the yetee
probably already donated around 100k

>>715058816
the bar is so low it's buried 2 feet underground

>>715058821
I hate that they read all the donations from the yetee, so annoying and pointless

>deathless
over/under on the death count for this run?

>>715058250
F

>>715058816
That's not true. Just look at the chart. Normal people have done runs and only gotten Bs and Cs. You have to be a mix of informative and entertaining to get in As and above

>>715058250
Z

>>715058928
looks like a bunch of chuds, this run is gonna be problematic

Bros time

hey, you still dont have a sega cd?? what are you waiting for, nintendo to make one?

I don't understand Yetee's business model. Do they really earn so much cash from partnering up with GDQ that they can then donate tens of thousands of dollars back to GDQ?

Finally some good fucking food

>>715058931
well it will be 0 deaths, it's deathless
you're so silly haha

Oh, it's a shitty run but the couch laughs a bunch to pretend the run is funny.

>>715056339
If not for the threads, I'd not peek in at all. I mostly just try and remind people of ASM and Dogwater coming next week.

Anger might be more entertaining than apathy, but it leaves you more hollow. Those who are desperate to feel something should not take the easy way out.

what is he looking at

>FMV kino
aw yeah time for comfy

>>715058993
they donate like $3 per shirt sold so you do the math

this looks fun

>>715058931
+3

Its them!

>>715059020
that's just how America is
a bunch of insincere smiles and laughs

can we watch eraserhead instead

DIREITOS TRANS

>>715059067
Gdq staff giving him a big frowny face because he's having fun but not promoting pronouns

>>715058584
Makes me wonder if there's ever been a good indie game that got shilled at GDQ

>>715059110
what da hell

wait is this the game or is it still a cutscene

Godful days ahead

>>715059114
Only if it's in portrait mode

>>715059216
Youngsters don't know about FMV games

so is this a game or a long ass cutscene with QTEs
how do you play this fast

its dragons lair

>>715059156
Monolith.

>>715059270
But it's the future of gaming.

>>715059270
Why don't they just make these kinda games instead of making meme technologies like RTX.
Can't get more realistic than this, just make the gameplay better

>testosterone surge
BANNED

>testosterone
uh oh

I feel like I should just play this game instead of watching it with awful commentary.

>>715059104
testosterone surge detected

>Brossentia
That whiny fuck better now show up in our threads again to get ptty mining material for Twitter.

Shouldn't the estimate for games like this be predictable to the second

>>715058951
>You have to be a mix of informative and entertaining to get in As and above
Or be on after a troon run. See the Cuphead Race.

>>715059056
Holy fuck I love Calvin and Hobbes so much. He predicted so many social "movements".

>>715059351
Its a lost technology they'd rather spend 10 million dollars to get some C list actor inside a game engine rather than bust out a camera and film them doing the same shit for less than 5k

>>715059336
star of providence*

This is the fucking entertainment I tuned in for

bear wife

>>715059478
can you not bring the vibes down??

>>715059498
Monolith

the fuck is this run
not that im complaining
actually fun

>>715059510
Fake people laughing over everything?

>>715058993
Charitable donations have nice deductions
It's good finance for advertising

>>715059571
its called star of providence on the steam store lil bro

Damn, these fmv bitches be fine

>>715059613
Are you ALWAYS on?

so can someone explain how this works? is this just like a VN but movie

>FMV game
Good fucking food

>>715059067
theres a big projector screen on the wall in front and above the runners

It's like your generic bad movie msc3000-wannabe podcast/youtube channel

>>715059618
It's called Monolith on the speedrun, big sis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc7dPwqN_xU

>>715059613
The silly block without the trans cloud always hanging out

>>715057958
>manor factors
I prefer estate factors myself

>>715059660
>tfw no deep cleavage female lawyer

alright the grade is dropping a bit for talking over the scenes too much

>>715059714
i cant even hear the game over these people talking, this sucks cock

>>715059718

@hackermans
1 year ago
The game has been renamed to "Star of Providence"

HEY

>>715059794
The run was still Monolith, their fault for not having a time machine.

>>715059865
I'm waiting for Nintendo to make one

>>715059865
this is total fucking garbitch

>>715059865
I'D RATHER BE FULL FUCKIN SCREEN

This let's play is a pretty entertaining intermission.

A diamond in the shit. Finally something fun in the silly block.

summer sluts cummed quick

>>715059490
He loved life, and he thought about life, and he found the perfect lens to share all the wonder and wisdom needed to savour life.

WTF am I even watching.

>>715059968
It's deathless

>>715059691
I think it was just low-budget B-movie makers jumping on a new trend at the time to stand out

This is the same kind of shit as that Thunder in Paradise CDi run, but that was at least entertaining.

Webm that please

There was a Mario fangame early called Plumber something.
I misread it as Plumbers dont wear ties and looked forward to it, but then realized and was disappointed

>>715060027
Oh, so it's a walkthrough then.

sex when?

kinda annoying that I cannot hear the game over them talking

>>715060059
This is kino, one of the very few good runs so far. What exactly would you rather be watching?

>>715060173
A plumber for all seasons, decent run, kinda cringe.

>>715060197
We had Star Control 2 at an ESA so it stands to reason that other 3DO games should show up sometime.

>>715060257
>>715060257
>>715060257

Why not plumbers don't wear ties. That is peak fmv

>>715060218
>What exactly would you rather be watching?
Something I could hear without the runners talking over every word.

This is the game that proved games are art.

>>715060317
That doesn't even have video for 90% of the game, just still pictures

>mimicking the stereotypical asian voice earlier
Based
>>715060218
Don't bother. This event has had people getting mad just because they don't understand why the rest of the thread likes something

I want heels to step on me

> This is not a speedrun this is just what I find funny.

He really meant that

>>715060218

Double Down

I hated how the commentator was constantly spoiling what happens in alternate routes. That's why I muted the stream. It looks like a fun game but why would you spoil all the content like that

>Recruitment Ad for a pedotr00n grooming d*scord
Grim