Now: Nubby's Number Factory
Next: BOWLOUT
Later: Emergency Call Ambulance
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
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>>715041646
It's so bizarre to me that apparently the word "nubby" is just an expression for penis and ejaculation in their eyes, or am I misinterpreting that? I think it's weird. It's not even funny. It's like "DUDE PENIS AND MASTURBATION LMAO"
the dev of this game is a big tranny lover
>>715053318Miss him every day, lads.
>invite developers to run
>cut him off in the middle of his answer
>ignore him for the rest of the run
why even invite them
>>715053412Makes you look good to have the dev on call.
Things that make me instantly turn off the stream
>indie game
>tranny
>race
>randomizer
>bingo
>meme element (blindfold)
>resident evils, souls, last of us, etc "oh so mature" games
>>715053412Just let it go man. We're here for charity. Just enjoy the amazing run
Rate whatever the fuck Nubby was?
>>715053471so you've watched nothing so far?
>>715053512umm the timer is still going sweetie?
I made an MP4, /v/. What do you think of it?
>>715053492Fuck off, Spike. Or whatever mod/staff member you are for GDQ monitoring this thread.
>>715053512D I didn't even notice it ended, neither did the tech running the timer.
How was AEW? Was it as Grim as KWABOTY Tony Khan?
>>715053512ZZZ for NUBBIEZZZ
Run was ASS KS
>>715053518If you think this covers a large spread it juat reveals how shit and limited your range of taste and knowledge of games is, lil zoom zoom.
>>715053512P for what looked like constant pissing on the right side
>>715053512Z, painfully unfunny
>>715053602im just trying to amuse myself while i do OSRS woodcutting and the GDQ stream right now is fucking garbage
>>715053512F
i don't know what the fuck i just witnessed besides a visual assault
>>715053613name 2 runs that didn't have this
Rate Anon's mp4:
>>715053538SSS
The runners were fucking annoying. They weren't even funny but just laughed at their own garbage jokes.
>>715053512refused rating should be an option
>starts lightly raining
>cant find a driver
why are uber eats drivers such primadonnas about a touch of rain
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>>715053512SSS for trans rights
>>715053585F for fuck off and what the fuck was this?
>>715053749I guess driving in the rain is a PITA and Uber drivers work when it suits them
Are we really in the literally who games nobody has ever heard of block?
>>71505367270i just cant deal with tick manip barb fishing
Made Kingdom Hearts accessible for the arrested development "mature" audience via ai
>>715053846Is there a particular reason that Gooby is about to commit some heavy FF on his squad?
>>715053821The proper name is silly block and yes.
i feel sad for the international communities trying to have a language restream and struggling through the nonsense
>>715053749for the same reason you cant drive there yourself
Is he gonna get some tonight?
>>715053749It's a sign for you to start cooking, and also turn your life around.
>>715053282 (OP)Would you play a new Dr. Mario game today with a Nurse Peach?
>>715053915oh god do they translate the trans rights shit?
>>715053920one of them is getting shit on his dick for sure
>>715053920I'm sure I've seen that guy in the audience at another marathon.
>>715053901he's just hyucking around
>>715053920if by get some you mean get his back blown out by left
yes
>>715053920damn looks like markiplier aint hitting xir tonight
>>715053846i've already played a bunch of kh games, the game on the right looks much more interesting
>>715053973Never change /v/
>>715053947No thanks I have SMB3 (the perfect Mario game).
Spikevegeta is charismatic and fun. Hes basically the only oldfag still around who never trooned out. He plays tons of games (currently doing a challenge to beat every snes game, said hell do n64 and dreamcast after). Likes sports too unlike most fag nerds, and isnt afraid his balls will fall off for playing kindgom hearts, final fantasy, mario, etc.
He is more likeable and plays more games than nearly all of you
>>715054052>Say "Pizza" to Drugs>Say no to yesWhat
>>715054119he is too loud and makes me mute the stream
>>715054119You're up early this morning, Spike.
Looking forward to your DKCR run later. You better have a couple of those levels where you let the music play, and do it all with 0 deaths.
>>715054119so true sis! traaaaaans roights!!
>>715054027>wouldnt be so epically ironic and funny if i pretended to agree with the stupid thingepic ftw reddit, just like our marvel films!
>>715054119sounds like someone I would look up to at age 5 rather than into adulthood
>>715054119He's hypocritical as fuck.
>>715054119Whenever Spikevegeta is not on-screen, everyone else should be asking 'where is Spikevegeta?'
>>715054258> Say No, Say Yes> To Drugs, To Pizza
>>715053959i had a glimpse, they can just ignore whatever
their commentary can also be their own, aka a game's players from there
it still doesn't mean they aren't a witness
>>715054258Ive had that pic for years and had zero idea it was an edit.
Thanks anon.
>>715054214>obseased with his age and maturity>acta more childish and ignorant than everyone elsefumny how consistent this is.
>shilling intergated graphics
>>715054258>Say no, Say yes>To drugs, to PizzaMakes even less sense yo
>>715054119i got recommended a video of him on youtube once of him playing shadowrun snes, he couldn't pay attention to the game for 2 seconds and got stuck literally in the beginning, couldn't even find the gun that you're supposed to find in the first minute without help
Forty minutes to set up a run that will be finished in ten.
>>715054357I'm cooking it up, please be patient.
Is he looking at porn under his blanket, or something?
>>715053389no wonder its so good
>>715054415STRAIGHT UP JORKIN IT
the frosty faustings mystery game tournament can set up new games on entirely different platforms in two minutes.............
>>715054415He's got his diglett out.
>>715054446Frosty Faustings is a better event than this.
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>>715053512I'm doin' him an F
>>715054357I have to go to work and then go clubbing afterwords, so I asked them to pause it for 13 hours
>>715054446Changing who is streaming is a lot easier than swapping systems, supposedly on-site GDQ is stuck doing things in an inefficient way because the tech head is an idiot.
>>715054289as anons pointed out over the last few days, these are not contradictory or related. im on your side with disagreeing with post of these posts, indepedenntly, but you being so illiterate and ignorant as this hurts the cause, anon.
back to the topic of spike himself, no hes not perfect, his biggest flaw is defending this leftosh garbage, but it is very rare from him as he is always more intereated and focused on actual games, which is not true for 99% of other runners or content creators.
search for a perfevt unflawed person who never says anything dumb, you wont find one
>that main menu pin x ball
someone post the webms... you know the ones
>>715054508I've never seen guy.png be so brutal as I have over the last few days
GDQ is really fucked
Are the bonbi groomers and trannies gone? Feels like that is half the posters of these threads.
this runner is hot.......
>1$ indie steam game that released this year
>>715054686gotta fill the schedule some how
>>715054620we need yug.jpg back to equalize him this year
>>715054620its all larpers now the real guy.png stopped posting before covid
Nyaaaa this sucks. I'm going to jerk off for 20 minutes instead.
>Le hilarious Unity slop streamer game number 463
Just why
>>715054119>Spikevegeta is charismatic and funIf you've ever watched his stream for more than 2 minutes (most people haven't I know) you'll see he's a massive crybaby faggot on DSP levels but with none of the lolcow appeal of DSP. His entire stream consists of him whining and complaining about messing up even the most trivial things in a game.
>>715054649This guy is too fat.Could look ok if he dropped 40 pounds
yeah i'm not watching this shit
>>715054119Your independent thought alarm is just a retarded drone alarm.
I think you even called him based yesterday.
Fucking homo kek.
I made lasagne, time for shitty runs, enjoy your day frens
>>715054649Is your taste in men just be chubby?
>>715054828>Round lasagnasorcery
>>715054686>it looks like a steam greenlight game from 2013
How much do you factor these into your ratings?
Game being run
Category (including races, randos, bingo, etc)
Runner/couch commentary
Donation reader
Other?
>>715054771Stop being such a negative nancy. Why cant you appreciate fun?
>>715054624There is a GDQ-affiliated janny here
They signed up to be a janny ONLY to police these threads and the mod team doesn't seem to care
Like they deleted posts calling KFFC a cheating whore
I could call Melania Trump a cheating whore and my comment wouldn't get deleted
>>715054828That isn't lasagna... You need lasagna noodles for lasagna.
Looks tasty anyway. Have a nice run frin
>>715054841its gotta be the right amount
too much and you just look pregnant
also gotta have a good face
>>715054771it's awful block, anon
>>715054828lasagne is with pasta plates
this is a casserole, looks good tho
Is there a block for good games? I'd like to watch that
>>715054728I thought FF and Zelda were the designated filler games?
>>715054559>this hurts the causeWhat the flying fuck are you on about?
>search for a perfevt unflawed person who never says anything dumb, you wont find oneDiminutive Dave or Small Steve, maybe Miniscule Matthew.
>>715054828enjoy the lasagna
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>>715054904the mario odyssey runner was so much hotter, but i dont like fat guys so i guess we just cant agree :[
>>715054620well it has been rather shit outside of BRIEF surges, we're getting one S run then five trashfires
I think horror block was the only one with a bunch of good runs together
>>715054871Just 2 things.
How much pain/Do I want to mute?
Would I watch this shit again/Did I have fun?
>>715054916It's really not what awful block is supposed to be.
>>715054943where did you get those 3 pics of me
>>715054985hes definitely cute but not my type
Whenns the next possibly fun run?
>>715054985I still don't see what you guys see in him, seems pretty boring to me.
>>715054903>>715054921It has pasta plates but they are wrinkly on the sides so it looks misleading because I started devouring
>>715054985>ugly distrustful face>zoomerfro>hotlolno
>>715054872No
>>715054871I'm usually like, do i think the game itself is good? Dud the runner present it in a way that was entertaining? Did something funny happen during the run (regardless if it was people on the coach, the announced etc). I will deduct points if the announcer is being annoying, or if they encourage mental illness such as transexualism during the run.
>>715054871I go by general enjoyment (or pain)
>>715054893Sounds like 4chan desu. Pretty much all trannies are autistic with dissociative identity disorders, so them being eternally online and doing it for free tracks.
this game makes me miss wyerframez
>>715054893>There is a GDQ-affiliated janny hereYeah, noticed that too. I think we should move to something like the Kiwifarms chat.
>>715054871mainly how much i enjoy the run and what detracted from it
>>715055045>ugly facewe both know this isnt true but whatever
One fucking job tech team, one fucking job
>>715055114D didn't even pay any attention to it
>>715055013Where else but last night? Kitten.
>>715055009What is this? An accurate representation of GDQ and gaming as a whole for aaants?
>Let's make it into a full game
More like upload it as-is... D
>>715055114D
More indie garbage shilling
>>715055114SSS bowloutrans rights
>>715055134ugly mutt phenotype but you do you with your low standards
>>715054893It's been much much better than Agdq earlier this year, there were endless massive ban waves and now theres not
>>715055043I don't believe it
>>715055153>28k viewersWas it ever this low before? Isn't this prime time?
>>715055114Z just not funny in any way
What happened during rollercoaster tycoon, the votes are all over the place.
>>715055160At least with the kids that made Nitronic Rush actually went and turned it into a full game and not some asset flip they slapped on steam.
>>715054795Ive watched him a lot.
Yes you are right, the biggest shock going from his charismatic fun commentary to his personal streams is how easily he gets mad. But its at least genuine where 99% of other streamers are doing the fake :OO reactions for youtube. When he likes something its genuine and when something sucks ita genuine. He pisses me off sometimes but its better than other people.
You say "have you watched him?", and my response to you is "Have you watched ANYONE?" Its extremely slim pickens out there. Spike at least plays games (real games), is genuine about it, and never talks about political bullshit.
I hate zoomers thinking zoomerfro mutts are hot. They have no idea what hot men actually look like.
>>715055042He's the hottest guy of the speedrun event, not the hottest guy of all time, and his accent was amazing
haha great joke guys they made the entire marathon an awful games segment
>>715055114refused rating
>>715055114F for boring as fuck
>>715054893Yes it has become pretty obvious by now
>>715055278Maybe beauty and attraction are subjective?
>>715054827I was banned yesterday. You type like a spastic child and cant provide any argument or better examples, so I must assume you just prefer to watch the black tranny freaks playing quake, wolfenstein, and indie games.
>>715055078Feel free to come hehe. It'd still be less gay than GDQ.
there should be an audio track that has no donation reading
>Sarcastic slut laugh!
Sorry, what?
>>715055283Don't be dumb, awful games is AGDQ, this is the silly games block, can't you tell the difference?
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>>715055114I'm doin' him a D
Pre-emptive Z on the next game
>>715055186>ugly mutt phenotypehe's a white guy from England what are you on about?
>>715055265Fuck off spike
>>715055114D for doody game
>>715055218How is this prime time? All the burgers are sleeping and it's nearly 7AM at the venue. Euros are tuned in, so I'd expect a dip like 28k
>>715055356To a degree. Nobody thinks the Elephant man is hot
>>715055265I really liked where he got covert drunk during that WW run, pretty sure it was Linkus, since they had pretty good chemistry, but it was cool watching him let his corporate guard down a bit.
>>715055278he has short curly hair, that hair existed for thousands of years, and i like any hairstyle that suits someone, y'know?
>>715055114D. Awful block is meant to have some charm to it
>>715054198>pretendyou know no honesty
>>715055356Its mostly objective. Relative beauty is a leftist concept.
>>715055234There was a "trans rides" joke that kept happening.
Then there are the "I like tycoon"-nostalgia guys and the "boring as fuck"-guys.
Was kind of funny iirc, but I found it boring as hell so there you have it
>>715055114F
indieslop garbage that loser faggots run because nobody else in the world is even bothering to compete in it (because it's shit)
>>715055397>there aren't mixed guys in Englandlollmao
I live here and you see this mixed black/white phenotype everywhere here. He's not pure white
>>715055297If it were Doom it would have at least been Romero Death Skittles and not whatever the fuck Unity asset flip it was.
Next game looks nice, like an ambulance Crazy Taxi. Hopefully it's a proper time attack and not a "check out how wacky this 90s game is rofl".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuwjBbPs4s
bring back real speed runs
>>715055489This is NOT the awful block. This is silly runs block.
hey /v/ just wanted to let you know that you are loved and this world is better with you in it <3
>>715055513oh the rankings are a tranny flag, I didn't even notice
>>715055408People like you shitting on the only good people and games left at this event is precisely why its shit and dying. Spike is dumb but if the event was nothinf but clones of him it wouls improve 1000% overnight.
Children like you see one small thinf and use it for years as your crusade against something you know nothing about. You are closer in mentality and intelligence to the gdq staffers you hate than you think
>>715055606thats a fucking lie
>>715055606Yeah, I know :3
>>715055520you cannot possibly think hes half black, hes white. can we just agree we have different taste in men without making weird paranoid theories?
>>715055606Back at you, friend.
Less than three, etc, etc.
>>715055606Kill yourself faggot
>>715055606Even though I'm a tranny? Awww thanks trans rights
>>715055578you see the problem is with, like originally, the aggression bug that
>so my dog, right, the other day..then a feature is that Gandhi's AI would like loose aggression per turn so he eventually went into the negatives which the game did NOT handle.
>EEEURGH UHGGHUH HUH... uhh sorrySo like as he got into higher and higher negative numbers he got exponentially more aggressive because the game ignores the negative and he just flipped out
TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>715055678>Spike is dumb but if the event was nothinf but clones of him it wouls improve 1000% overnight.No it wouldn't, it would be boring as all fuck and consist of him circlerjerking with himself.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Well, there goes my hope for that run
three cute girls on the couch!
>>715055707>halfHe looks like the type who had a black grandparent. Seen a ton of them where I live. They all have that same face and hair texture.
>>715055396On the subject of "secret horror games", Home Safety Hotline did an actually good version of this, by not being so tryhard, keeping it to a few light creepy elements or audio, and mixing it with a lot of black comedy, and ultimately the weirdness winds up being more whimsical in tone. Just played it recently and it stood out for striking the balance.
>>715055361My argument was crystal clear - you are delusional. Dont like it? Expected it.
You really dont seem to be the guy from yesterday because he was saying shit like "speedrun community" and "not gonna lie". Sorry for assuming that was you.
Fucking homo kek.
dear fucking god.................................................
GDQ needs to be rescued from these faggot owners
>>715055408Is this him adressing how he got angry because people really liked that one covid run where it was just a few normal dudes sitting on a couch and playing a mario game?
This is a B run ruined by a ZZZ runner and couch
Yeah this "commentary" is unbearable
wake me up for sega marine fishing
>>7150557604channel.org trannies are cute because they're so full of self-loathing and hatred. It's adorable less than three~
>the feared triple troon setup
I was gonna be fair rating this run, but the couch keeps getting more obnoxious
>>715055810DAVID NO, DON'T LEAVE US
I have bridge jumper fatigue.
>>715055825I have curly hair and im fully white but okay, youre free to believe whatever you like =)
>>715055860Yep, he had a sudden case of guilt as he noticed it looked really fucking bad on him to be shitting on a bunch of younger runners doing something people liked.
>>715055939stereotypes exist for a reason anon....
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Very feminine posture. Bravo, lads.
>>715055854Look at you screen right now and tell me with a straight face spikevegeta wouldnt make this game a better run instead of these people.
>>715055026I axed you a question
>speedrun is just playing the game normally
yawn
>faggots arguing about their taste in men
Sigh
>>715055914Are you stupid?
>>715055914>le fake retro ps1 gameIt's an arcade game from 1999, odds are it's running on some of either Sony or Sega's shit.
The guy on the right on the couch keeps endlessly stimming and moving eyebrows up and down, troons being autistic are not beating the allegations
>>715055673NOT THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING. THERE IS CLEAR DISTINCTION BETWEEN MEANINGS.
>>715056003zelda probably? can't tell with these unknown games and runners
How can there be so many trannies all in the same place with the same interests? What an amazing coincidence
>she/they
oooooooooooffffffffff
>>715055992>>715055992Yeah I'll BET that mask is totally because oh uh..COVID, here in 2025. Sure.
>>715056001I wont humor your strawman. Piss off.
>>715056015It's ok anon, you can join in and talk about your taste in men too.
>"she/they"
I hear 3 guys cackling like hens from my phone
>>715056054they
are
the
same
>>715056117nta but I prefer my men to be highly feminine. You?
>>715055914>clearly says 1999 Arcade And it looks nothing like a PS1 game.
oh thanks for the content warning
>>715056001He's be doing his overacting thing like it's the most amazing game he's ever seen.
it's nothing but trans trans trans this whole event
what the fuck is this?`
oh yeah right
the u s and a
>three she/they
>none are she nor they
Whatโs the endgame here?
I can't listen to these things anymore
ZZZ
>>715056072https://files.catbox.moe/ub896r.webm
This is the most Dreamcast game in existence and didn't get a port
cool game
shame about the rest
>>715055992Dude thinks he's sharon stone in basic instinct
But instead of hiding a beaver, he's hiding a log
>>715056187all together they are they
>>715056161Like my coffee
Do you think these 3 are scissoring in their hotel room all week
>>715056161Same, still way more into into women though.
>>715056187All these trannies sound, look, and think the same. They might as well be a collective
>>715056128Looks like chartecker is being naughty again
>>715056263>scissoringanon...
>sega game
>tranny runner
Many such cases.
It is a cult. The moment they hear trans rights they all instinctively chant it.
>>715056215If I remember right it's running off the same engine as a bunch of Sega's racing games, including the one where you can ride on a sheep.
What a beautiful siren's call
So you know there's a lot of trans individuals at the event yet you still screech like children when one shows up on screen like once a day.
You need to grow up and get a life. It's very clear your all tourists since 4chan is a safe-space for trans folks and has been forever.
>>715056263the one with the biggest dicks fucks the other 2 who stay in chastity
>>715056263Anon theyre lesbians
and coincidentally they all have a preference for non-tranny lesbians as well. Weird huh!
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>>715056107Thats not what a strawman is. If you edgelord kids spent half the time you spend typing angry messages and insults aimed at everyone and everything on actually using your brain you wouldnt look like such a bumbling, inept, limp wristed stupid faggot trying to compensate for his lack of intelligence and life success by incorrectly using logical fallacies and using hyperbole to say everything sucks.
youre probably actually like 29 but have the intelligence and mental development of an 7 year old.
>>715056184they've ramped it up because of orange man
Probably not a bad run if muted.
Fun run, shame about the voice.
>>715056187The one in the green shirt is big enough to be plural
this must be the lets play block. when are speedruns?
>>715056339It's just funny to laugh at autistic guys charade at being women extremely poorly, it will always be funny.
>There is a non-zero chance that a runner or couch has sat there in a chastity cage
>>715056182>spike>overractand people accused ME of not watching spike lol
>>715056339>once a day.I don't think I've ever seen this frequency of volume of trannies at a GDQ ever
I'm serious I think it's a new record
>>715056339Reported for being a faggot
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What's the chart looking like from over night?
>>715056339So much this!
Trans rights <3
>>715056323>including the one where you can ride on a sheepkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYUCzU2E8i4
Rate Emergency Call Ambulance?
gotta be the worst awful block in a while, wheres the boomers playing 90's FMV games
>>715056223If you are epileptic how do you deal with that shit?
I was driving home a long ass grove the other day where the sun was flickering through the trees constantly in my face for like an hour.
Do they have to look away? Or need to wait until the sun goes down? If you read the warning on the screen isnt it too late?
Man, what happened to Helix. I'm pretty sure he used to be a regular dude not even a decade ago
>>715056479F
It would have been a Z, but the game was pretty soulful.
Dear god, what is that thing?
>>715056542>>715056517ZZZ
one for each of โtheyโ!
>>715056479I'd rather not, but
Z
>>715056484Kek
>speedrun
>just playing the game normally
umm?
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>>715056517I'm doin' him a C
>>715056517>>715056542F
Good game, obnoxious couch, but at least short. Dropped from a D after non-binary tranny shit at the end
>>715056517>>715056542>>715056479F
It's not a good run if it must be watched on mute
>>715056517D
fun game, shame about everything else.
>donation runner doesn't even know the Offspring song
>>715056616i dont know what this walmart mulatto is supposed to be or why you think its funny or clever poatimg it everytime but its not
>>715056542ZZZ, abominable couch
>>715056517B with the caveat that I muted the run about 30 seconds in. Make it a D if you need to account for that.
>>715056339I honestly don't care one way or another, not at marathons and not when I'm running stuff.
I get way more annoyed at stupid shit like segregating speedrunning when it's one of the most level playing fields out there.
>>715056686stop bitching at Guy, its not cute
>>715056542C-. Game was mildly entertaining but the commentary sucked
>>715056517TTT for the couch
>>715056616I understand why you post this humorously facaded individual and it is repeatedly funny and clever every time I see it.
>>715056517T for garbage tranny commentary
Remember when two trannies murdered a guy because he wouldnt commit to be trans as much as they wanted him to?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgkpYM267vs
>>715056772Especially when he's just about always spot on with his ratings.
I've noticed that men are a lot better hosts than women
>>715056772Please explain
>>715056369You seem to be in denial a lot of the time and fall back to doing the shit you accuse me of so whatever bro.
>>715056517Z
These cackling hyenas were like the polar opposite of the REmake run
>>715054375why are gaymers so homo
all you talk about is futa and dicks
this dipshit is everywhere
>>715056517It's fucking shit
>>715056846Unless it's MrGameAndShout
>>715056905whats homo about wanting a lady with a fat cock to gape your boipussy and fill it with her seed
>>715056905What gaymers are you seeing talk about futas? Because I love futa myself.
Those niggas look F R E S H, what a drip.
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>>715056982Maybe /d/ has a GDQ thread too.
the awful block continues
I'm late but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS0KvZY06Ek
That's it? That's the game? Already bored.
>>715054119Keep holding on to the good old days
>this short haired deep voiced person is wearing a dress therefore they are a woman
>>715057053god this gdq has been awful
>>715057053>Hercules The Wegendary JourneysThis pleases me.
>>715057053This shit is so dire.
Was pacman actually good or was it just people seeing the game for the first time?
ABSOLUTE UNIT ON THE COUCH
>>715057053Are we going to beat the record for worst GDQ
Dude, we get all these cancer games but no gta?
>>715057128Actually impressive.
>>715057097Only if you take me to dinner first.
>>715057053I didn't think multiple bottoming out runs were possible but this gdq is something else
after the last run this is looking verry good
>>715057128pacman was a beacon of light amongst the darkness
>>715057168It's a race to the bottom
>>715057053So few people could even be bothered to vote on the amber lamps game.
GDQ is really in some dire straits right now but that's just the walk of life I guess.
>>715056873>>715057053Mario games are always misleading because people dont rate the actual run
Chart anon should put the SSS votes in a different color and exclude them from the median
>>715057053>That ZZZ fuck with Hercules>All those shitters on Mario Paint
>>715057128It was pac man done by someone who knows his pac man shit and there was no bs. It would have probably been an A/B score 10 years ago.
>>715057270Now thats what im talking about. Gonna check it out now.
>>715057128Genuinely impressive to see the level of planning that went into clearing that shit.
>>715057053>>715057230the second rate post got a lot more responses than the first one
>>715056517>>715056542
>>715057128It was an actual speedrun, was fast as fuck. Quite impressive to be honest. No bullshit fake giggly couch either, definitely one of the best runs this summer
Pacman is fucking good, I feel like playing it, what's the best version /v/?
>>715057053I really miss the horror block from yesterday...
They come up with the title for this game before actually making it?
>>715057250That one anon got really fucking sore about Mario Paint for some reason, probably cause people had brought it up a bunch of days running as likely being worth watching.
wow I am loving this Let's Play err I mean speadrun! remember to hydrate waka waka
>>715057320me in charge of getting which post was first right
Did they play this game last gdq? Something is super familiar to gameplay
>>715057053The shit streak from airport to ambulance has been utterly grim
>>715057447I'm thinking I'm not watching this co-op let's play
>>715057053Kek surely Mario Paint wasn't samefagged
>>715057239Z should also be taken out, it is supposed to be a signifier of cringekino
>>715057480Something similarly generic I think.
what would they say about SGDQ?
Wednesday night was brutal for the ratings.
>>715057512I think some anons interpret it as sleeping -> boring
>>715057581>"I hope they speedrun the event, its so fucking boring! HO HO HO HO!"
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>>715057606What chart is this?
>>715057506>Same runner/couch that has been known to be fun since Wild Guns was a surprise hit.>One anon goes absolutely ballistic and tries to make it a Euro vs America fight for some reason.Makes you thonk.
The girl on the left gives me quirk chungus vibes.
this run is kind of kino desu
>>715057606>lost half of their viewership over 3 yearsGrim.
>>715057609I just assumed it was the worst possible grade
Does anyone have an archive/link/repository with the final charts for every AGDQ/SGDQ?
>>715057682https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq
>>715057606You can tell when the focus switched from a soulful speedrunning event to a corpo charity event with mandatory DEI regulations
>>715057609that would be zzzzzz
>>715057506I admit to samefagging because Marios are the goats of speedrunning and should remain so
>>715057751>https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdqShit - thanks. Was about to implement this myself.
Downloaded all the donations yesterday....
>>715057053>AEW wasn't a trainwreckI'm impressed
>>715057606of all things, Beat Saber had peak viewership
that tetris 99 run is hilarious
they've had amazing tetris players on the stream before and they just decided to take the most average guy and let his lets play an online tetris battle royale
>>715057753it's not mandatory DEI regulations, it's now just an event run by trannies for trannies. one of the most powerful examples of subversion by an aggressive low time preference adversary group
>>715057753correlation =/= causation.
speedrunning is dying due to manor factors in addition to your lazy synopsis
this stupid let's play is sooo boring. I'm here to watch speedruns, not boring garbage.
>>715057706>The girl on the left gives me quirk chungus vibesShe is the most normal woman to have appeared on screen this entire event, anon. What did he mean by this?
>>715057925Great, even more nepo runs at AGDQ then.
>>715057939Oh thanks for mentioning that. I wanted to see that and forgot about it.
So it was shit yeah?
'Pizza possum' was the game they played co-op at agdq this year that looks like this
>>715057958Would you name a few of these factors?
>>715057939it was a nepo run to shill the hotfix crap
damn i guess no one is laundering money this year
>Indie games are better than AAA they say
>Indie games in questions
I'm tired of these ad let's plays
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
>>715057958It's dying because it's not got enough games about pirates.
or it's because it was a passing fad for streaming stuff, which has passed it's peak and is now on the down curve.
>>715058046eh I mean looks decent to play in couch coop
>>715058045the event started with a self 40k donation
I didn't know Blechy ran RE7
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>>715058018it's legit just a guy playing tetris 99 for 30 minutes and not being particularly good at it
>>715058045anon... do you know how to read a chart?
>>715058013It was the first prime time run and probably drove anyone away
What the fuck does his pronoun say, He/Goy?
>>715058074What rights are those?
>more than halfway over
>not even 1 run you can call SSS
Huh? How did he beat his WR by 2 minutes?
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>>715058018Speedrun - F
Entertaining - B-
Was not the worst imho, but not good. Had some fun moments like when a guy in the audience was way better than the runner
>>715057627Thanks for keeping Headbangaposting alive fellow ELPchad
>>715058250Eh, B. Wasn't bad
>>715058240No one plays this, probably.
>>715058240Second time playing
>>715058240The usual.
https://www.speedrun.com/rubber_bandits?h=Arcade_Any-2-players-No_Drop_Out&x=9kvnzj0d-wl39o96l.5le7gn61-wle9j9x8.81pmwen1
>>715058250D
>anybody who's watching this in the future
>>715058124>>715057958The whole "oh no it's not GDQ managements fault its just speedrunning and streaming in general!" is just massive Matt cope
>>715058250F
FOR NOT A SPEEDRUN AND I HATE WOMEN
>>715058250B looked like a fun casual game
>>715058124I think they are also oversaturating everything with their hotfix stuff. speedrunning is not special anymore.
>>715058250B+. Got a wr and it wasn't too annoying, game was fine
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grim
>>715058250F - fucking shit again. How the fuck can he be happy because local is faster than network...
>>715058341Pretty sure that's still the one ran by some bigass celebrity with a lot of pull in France.
>>715057958It's dying because it turned into a politically correct safespace for a tiny group of people who made it a gender event first where everything is under a strict eye. If you claim that the atmosphere isn't any different, you're a part of the audience who ruined it for everyone else. You can that the event has been to a wrong direction because no barely anyone watches anymore
>>715058382>WRa world record in eating shit is still a world record, i suppose
>>715058250C for no one's gonna watch this after today
>wirehead
how will they fuck this up?
>>715058250F it was a literal lets play
>>715057053I swear that Ambulance game did not get that severe a rating. There were Ds and Cs.
>>715058381Yeah, and constant reruns of stuff, ESA's doing the same too, all in the name of getting a bit more ad revenue.
Wireheadchads
Our time has come
>indie devs literally paying GDQ to get their shitty games played on stream hoping it will get some sales
now this is some grim shit
>>715058032>name a few- games getting patched to ruin interesting speed tech
- diversification of gaming (everyone played mario, but today everyone is playing something different)
- gaming of 10-20 years ago was a much narrower slice of the population and less varied demographics
- old fans like 4chan anons are jaded and don't support them financially, but feel like they deserve a seat at the decision making table
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>>715058250I'm doin' him a C
>>715058584Ninjaโฆ.
Or die.
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>>715058484You're right, he counted the ratings from the '' rate the helix run '' instead of the '' rate the ambulance game run ''
>>715057290You cannot overstate the level of survivor bias in these threads enough. The only people left are those able to tolerate it, and this is reflected in opinions of the event. Tolerable becomes good, good becomes great and great becomes god-like. To be fair this is very common in TV for example, because the only people left to watch season 48 of Supernatural are those who like Supernatural, so when they're given something palatable they gobble that shit up and proclaim 'WE'RE BACK'.
A competition between a good 2025 speedrun and a good 2014 speedrun is not a competition at all.
>>715057053Emergency Call Ambulance had more ratings than 9
>>715056517
>>715058584it probably gets them more sales than what they pay for
>>715058697shhhhhh chartranny steers the votes however xhe wants
this shit has nothing to do with speedrunning anymore
its literally lets plays with safe strats, no challenges, no hype no nothing
idk if i should blame troons or just jew greed
>>715058675should've just given it a single ZZZ, even 9 are too many
>>715058460It's still just a "local" (as in france) event vs. GDQ which is well known globally and in all gaming communites across all western countries as well as among game devs
Those frenchmen all know GDQ as well
>>715058697Just enjoy the runs
Runs nowadays get a fucking S if the runner and couch are actually normal people regardless of game.
>>715058045there's always a huge surge in donations in the last few runs of gdq events from "anonymous" or "the yetee"
>>715058821>the yeteeprobably already donated around 100k
>>715058816the bar is so low it's buried 2 feet underground
>>715058821I hate that they read all the donations from the yetee, so annoying and pointless
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>deathless
over/under on the death count for this run?
>>715058816That's not true. Just look at the chart. Normal people have done runs and only gotten Bs and Cs. You have to be a mix of informative and entertaining to get in As and above
>>715058928looks like a bunch of chuds, this run is gonna be problematic
hey, you still dont have a sega cd?? what are you waiting for, nintendo to make one?
I don't understand Yetee's business model. Do they really earn so much cash from partnering up with GDQ that they can then donate tens of thousands of dollars back to GDQ?
Finally some good fucking food
>>715058931well it will be 0 deaths, it's deathless
you're so silly haha
Oh, it's a shitty run but the couch laughs a bunch to pretend the run is funny.
>>715056339If not for the threads, I'd not peek in at all. I mostly just try and remind people of ASM and Dogwater coming next week.
Anger might be more entertaining than apathy, but it leaves you more hollow. Those who are desperate to feel something should not take the easy way out.
>FMV kino
aw yeah time for comfy
>>715058993they donate like $3 per shirt sold so you do the math
>>715059020that's just how America is
a bunch of insincere smiles and laughs
can we watch eraserhead instead
>>715059067Gdq staff giving him a big frowny face because he's having fun but not promoting pronouns
>>715058584Makes me wonder if there's ever been a good indie game that got shilled at GDQ
wait is this the game or is it still a cutscene
>>715059114Only if it's in portrait mode
>>715059216Youngsters don't know about FMV games
so is this a game or a long ass cutscene with QTEs
how do you play this fast
>literal zoomers unable to grasp the concept of an fmv game
>>715059270But it's the future of gaming.
>>715059270Why don't they just make these kinda games instead of making meme technologies like RTX.
Can't get more realistic than this, just make the gameplay better
>testosterone surge
BANNED
I feel like I should just play this game instead of watching it with awful commentary.
>>715059104testosterone surge detected
>Brossentia
That whiny fuck better now show up in our threads again to get ptty mining material for Twitter.
Shouldn't the estimate for games like this be predictable to the second
>>715058951>You have to be a mix of informative and entertaining to get in As and aboveOr be on after a troon run. See the Cuphead Race.
>>715059056Holy fuck I love Calvin and Hobbes so much. He predicted so many social "movements".
>>715059351Its a lost technology they'd rather spend 10 million dollars to get some C list actor inside a game engine rather than bust out a camera and film them doing the same shit for less than 5k
>>715059336star of providence*
This is the fucking entertainment I tuned in for
>>715059478can you not bring the vibes down??
the fuck is this run
not that im complaining
actually fun
>>715059510Fake people laughing over everything?
>>715058993Charitable donations have nice deductions
It's good finance for advertising
>>715059571its called star of providence on the steam store lil bro
Damn, these fmv bitches be fine
>>715059613Are you ALWAYS on?
so can someone explain how this works? is this just like a VN but movie
>FMV game
Good fucking food
>>715059067theres a big projector screen on the wall in front and above the runners
It's like your generic bad movie msc3000-wannabe podcast/youtube channel
>>715059618It's called Monolith on the speedrun, big sis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc7dPwqN_xU
>>715059613The silly block without the trans cloud always hanging out
>>715057958>manor factorsI prefer estate factors myself
>>715059660>tfw no deep cleavage female lawyer
alright the grade is dropping a bit for talking over the scenes too much
>>715059714i cant even hear the game over these people talking, this sucks cock
>>715059718@hackermans
1 year ago
The game has been renamed to "Star of Providence"
>>715059794The run was still Monolith, their fault for not having a time machine.
>>715059865I'm waiting for Nintendo to make one
>>715059865this is total fucking garbitch
>>715059865I'D RATHER BE FULL FUCKIN SCREEN
This let's play is a pretty entertaining intermission.
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A diamond in the shit. Finally something fun in the silly block.
summer sluts cummed quick
>>715059490He loved life, and he thought about life, and he found the perfect lens to share all the wonder and wisdom needed to savour life.
>>715059968It's deathless
>>715059691I think it was just low-budget B-movie makers jumping on a new trend at the time to stand out
This is the same kind of shit as that Thunder in Paradise CDi run, but that was at least entertaining.
There was a Mario fangame early called Plumber something.
I misread it as Plumbers dont wear ties and looked forward to it, but then realized and was disappointed
>>715060027Oh, so it's a walkthrough then.
kinda annoying that I cannot hear the game over them talking
>>715060059This is kino, one of the very few good runs so far. What exactly would you rather be watching?
>zoomer indies mad their shitty pixel games get mogged by sega cd fmv kino
>>715060173A plumber for all seasons, decent run, kinda cringe.
>>715060197We had Star Control 2 at an ESA so it stands to reason that other 3DO games should show up sometime.
>In science fiction, wireheading is a term associated with fictional or futuristic applications of brain stimulation reward, the act of directly triggering the brain's reward center by electrical stimulation of an inserted wire, for the purpose of 'short-circuiting' the brain's normal reward process and artificially inducing pleasure.
>speedrunning a literal movie game
Why not plumbers don't wear ties. That is peak fmv
>>715060218>What exactly would you rather be watching?Something I could hear without the runners talking over every word.
This is the game that proved games are art.
>>715060317That doesn't even have video for 90% of the game, just still pictures
>mimicking the stereotypical asian voice earlierBased
>>715060218Don't bother. This event has had people getting mad just because they don't understand why the rest of the thread likes something
I want heels to step on me
> This is not a speedrun this is just what I find funny.
He really meant that
I hated how the commentator was constantly spoiling what happens in alternate routes. That's why I muted the stream. It looks like a fun game but why would you spoil all the content like that
>Recruitment Ad for a pedotr00n grooming d*scord
Grim