Thread 715058081

Only ~100k left! Let's. Fucking. GOOOOO~!

Ladies & gentlemen, it is finally the TYEM to PARTY HARD, everyone! Bring 'em Cristal champagne bottles and all the bestest party snacks in, folks! GO!

LET'S ALL PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML_IGlmtVMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUznVZ-N4ZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuygTuwefFE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wP34XYgPg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HznCzbzwZM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDHDMYeP55U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpzZPZ0u5zA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUWGW1nes24

P.S.
You may bring in your own tracks, to celebrate this festivity with us. Just make sure it matches the mood of the TRAD CHUD GAMER VICTORY.

>>715058081 (OP)
pirate software on suicide watch

Can't wait for this to be glazed over and largely ignored by the eu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmpeMBPooCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek81R9nw8Is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S3yBqxCxB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cKp-uCO8og

>>715058081 (OP)
Too bad *checks updated notes* 40% of the signatures are fake, so you need 1.4 million which you'll never reach.

>>715058081 (OP)
AIEEEEEEEE CHUDIGGA YOU CANNOT DO THIS!!!! MY WHOLESOME CHUNGUSSY CORPORATION FRIEND AND THE INVISIBLE HAND OF HRT CANNOT BE DENIIIIIIIED!!!!

>>715058375
They can't ignore it or swipe it under the rug. There is a criminally persecuted penalty for that, if you're as a governmental worker dissed petition signed by over 1 mil of EU citizens, or did hold open hearings in the parliament on it. They are forced by law to do it now.

>>715058623
"we looked at the petition and found it fundamentally to be asking for unworkable solutions and as such will not be changing any legislation at this time"

>>715058081 (OP)
>ends up having 999999 legal signatures

>>715058623
its easy to dismiss it once you put a radical and extremist sticker on it.

>>715058375
Extremely unlikely. There is already hunger for it. the EU has already started regulationg other tech stuff. There is zero chance they ignore this.

>LET'S ALL PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999:
1968 ~ 2008, to be precise (2008 is the absolute last cut-away date. It all went to shit right after that).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWbMOJaCmg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwsBegGoKB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4aQQBLokNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwV0M4-H9G4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kCxMGu9k3Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJWpOqrMtjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMmnsyxI3zo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwk322m1Q4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21VM_LVkvsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bz_1FqNMeA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgcgtWROKk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPa1OarUDog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdneKL5T25A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94ibQHMSk_Q

This is it. The ABSOLUTE PERFECTION was finally achieved.

Everything is in flawlessly chronological order, as well. Enjoy.

>>715058834
Anon, the signers are required to input real credentials such as EU country they're hailing from and the real address. If some shitheads at EU parliament try to fuck around and pull some shady shit, they'll be instantly and easily mass-sued the fucking shit out of. And they will have 0% of avoiding or winning that case. They WILL be fucked by mirrion troops. Yeah.

>>715058487
If 40% of the signatures were fake 1.4 million wouldn't be enough. You would need more or less 1.7 million

>>715059012
They didnt know what they were signing, they fell for extremist rhetoric and as the EU we need to protect them from themselves. Dismissed. Sorry not sorry.

Shills are now dreaming up bogus scenarios why their own guillotine will, allegedly, defy gravity and not cut off their head.

>mfw the day comes when bingbingwahoo piracy is absolutely redeemed, decriminalized, completely justified and genuinely unironically endorsed/promoted/advertised openly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLGkuG0WWtA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmZuB9i0b-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwSkErUIF9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DO4rlaPfCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QDlAHLOq8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geETsBfaNMY

>>715058081 (OP)
The fight isn't over, game journalists are turning this into another Gamergate. Look how they're making Asmongold and Pewdiepie the face of the movement and warning people about Pirate Software's harassment campaign.
>Many developers are now urging #StopKillingGames organizers to take a firmer stance against hate groups and clarify the movement’s values. “Preservation without protection is meaningless,” said Aviv Salinas, co-creator of Blood Nova. “We need to preserve games and the people who make them.”
>As the campaign approaches legislative milestones, its ability to remain inclusive and principled will determine whether it becomes a force for good or another flashpoint in gaming’s long-running culture wars.
These fuckers are really playing dirty now.

>>715058081 (OP)
What VPN should I use to submit from outside the EU?

>>715059524
>into another GG
...anon, GG 2.0 World War haven't ended or stopped even for a second, since April~March of last year. We are still in it right now, right at this very moment. And we are fucking winning nonstop, since it have started.

>>715058893
>>LET'S ALL PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgeyaExdZ-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBphMQCc4mo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enpGKeCOiNQ

>>715059617
Won't work. I've already tried several dozen different services, both free and paid. They're protected way too well.

>>715058673
i know this isn't real but this is
https://youtu.be/AS1n99yruVU?si=fx3eWBnSqHWUtA0B

>>715058375
The amount of shit to come floating on top of this (Like how EA dictates you must DESTROY all your copies once support ends) when they will try to look into the subject pretty much guarantees that action is going to be taken. There's also the fact that planned obsolecense is officially illegal since this year in EU and member states will have their laws on it by 2026, which also gives SKG some serious ammo, since that was the entire point of this existing in the first place.
>>715058487
At the very worst case scenario the amount of fake sigs is no more than 400k, and thats an EXTREME case. I am ready to bet that bot amount is going to be somewhere around 200-250k.

The IT people behind ECI have also reached out and explained that theres also going to be a precheck, so chances are we'll see who's coping before the deadline.

>>715058375
Pretty sure it's gonna go like pic related.

>>715058257
You seriously overestimate how much PirateSoftware cares about this. I don't think he spends any time thinking about you losers. I have better things to do after all, like streaming.

funk yea less patty y'all olrite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOV2KWDREB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DyziWtkfBw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EBuxXRFzto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o28iTWhdbkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z7AAoVBAmU

>Nooooo I don't want rights, nooooooo
What caues this?

>>715060212
having your foreskin removed at birth

>>715060212
PiratSoft is a gay tranny, furfag, has a bearded whoman "wife". Take a guess.

since that anon isn't here to post the recap screenshot.

>>715060026
>im_CIA
You don't even see the obvious plant!?

The "porn" spammer is here it seems...

>corporate shill starts dumping fat gay porn
at this point it's a classic
reminder that all corporate shills will burn in hell

>he's an activist
>on the internet

>>715058081 (OP)
I hope video games die.

>>715058375
The EU is interested in regulating US tech companies that operate on the territory of the union. They won't miss a safe opportunity to try a few things out.

you know they are tourists, because they are genuinely offended by fatguys in their thread
>>715061104
this

Here comes the impotent rage again.

just
dont
buy
the
game
if
you
dont
like
their
practices

no need to legislate a luxury good you fucking morons
Just learn some fucking self-control and vote with your fucking wallet.

reminder that you are against Nintendo
you will never win

>>715061518
>

>>715061386
but you dont "buy a game"
the whole dispute is about what you buy and own fundamentally
the companies say you only pay for a limited license they can revoke at any time - like banning you - and you own nothing

Could this also hit non game software?

>>715058729
Unfortunately, the proceeding requires them to hear the authors of the initiative, and to have a discourse.

>>715061862
it should, look up cases vs Autodesk and Adobe

janny is here to coddle the skiggers

>1.3 mil
that's like half of euroabia. impressive.
never understood why this irrelevant flyshit of a continent holds any influence at all.

>>715061862
The live service softwares (photoshop etc) are suscriptions, so no. You rent the software for x amount of time, allways set, not "ill cancel the suscription when I feel like it" time.

Greetings from the ETERNALLY GLORIOUS mother Russia, dear fellow toxic masculine trad orthodox chudmen bigot gamers. Those yurofaggots don't allow us to add our votes (it would've immediately increased the counter by at least 800k more), because they don't consider us "yurop", but, hey, whatever. At least we, the Russkiebros, can provide you all with good music to party on for, as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo9KIpPOeqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTl0F2cKzLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a35HZW5uXBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG7DYFnExM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEq10L7u3SM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUWGW1nes24

>>715062086
and that is what your precious video toys will become, at least in europe, if this dumbass shit goes anywhere

it will be your fault for going to the monkey paw wish granter that is the EU

>>715059524
Is there literally only that article and a few cunts on bluesky bitching? Why are you trying to push that narrative so hard?

>>715062163
Even rusians promote it

>>715062086
Adobe is being sued for their anti-consumer subscription model cause you cant just cancel and cant use older versions

>>715062163
>(it would've immediately increased the counter by at least 800k more)
>out of which 90% would have been bots / mispelled names / memes
wew lad

>>715062275
Cool, hope they get fucked hard.

>the posts of gay fat selfie spammer disappeared the exact same time that the vatnik's who was seething about russia not being invited to vote.
Curious.

>>715061386
but what if all games are like that

>>715062752
Big chance that this guy was just a /pol/ falseflagger trying to start a shitfling again because apparently stopping EU from keeping their videotoys/helping EU keep their videotoys will help us gain ukraine or something. Thats been happening in half the threads i've seen since the piratefag resurgence.
His music list is the most milquetoast, "look at me im russian hehe" stuff like Kino too, which only further solidifies my point.

Anyway good luck eurobros. I asked my german relatives to sign this and I hope you beat the botting allegations. We all will win from this.

>>715060461
Of course it would be an Aquanigger.

DANCE!

Will 300k be enough?
400k is probably the amount where we can consider the initiative to be completely safe, but I don't believe 1/3rd of the votes to be false.

>>715058081 (OP)
Honestly crazy how this was at 500k-ish like two weeks ago.

>>715067708
I only believe in 2million

>>715058081 (OP)
I'm all for the initiative but I feel like people treating this as some kind of massive victory don't actually know how the EU parliament works. There's a reason no one with a brain votes in the EU elections.

>>715067708
Not safe until 6 million. At that point you can't legally question it.

>>715067708
I don't know. I'll continue signing just to be sure. 233 signatures, baby. I'm doing my part.

>>715058375
Well, then I will just keep buying on gog or pirating.

>>715062163
>because they don't consider us "yurop"
You absolute retard monke, the EU is not Europe.

>>715058081 (OP)
nortubel won

>>715075654
Literally who?

>>715058375
It's really a long shot but you miss all the shots you don't take.

>>715058081 (OP)
BASED
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KEEP GOING

>>715062163
Anon, EU means European Union, not Europe.