Anonymous
11/12/2025, 6:21:55 PM
No.725651714
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>>725647717
uya and dl fans must be dying on the inside
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:46:49 PM
No.96939152
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>fags spent 2 months crying about new cataphractii art being taller than normal marines despite being proportionally good looking (they weren't, the page was just angled weird)
>New cataphractii models are properly scaled to normal marines, but are total lanklets and look like complete shit
>Oh also the kit only comes with power mauls and volkite for 6-12 months, fuck you
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:22:19 PM
No.151176523
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I should had never wish to see more of Huntress Wizard to that monkey paw and now we have to deal with this shit
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:10:56 PM
No.724965896
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>i wish to play old games with updated graphics
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:38:41 PM
No.64465166
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>>64464994
Yeah, probably. If you snapped your fingers and magically eliminated all guns, nogs would be lobbing molotovs at each other at the corner store instead spraying each other down. Whites, troons, and white troons would be making IEDs to blow up schools and infrastructure. Pretty sure the deadliest school attack in us history was some cletus in the middle of nowhere in the 20s that loaded up TNT into his truck and detonated it at the local elementary school.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:58:34 PM
No.544766339
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With the unlocked glams I sure hope we will get a lot more unique looking sets with each new dungeon or tier because you can use anything on any job now
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 1:10:25 AM
No.544087749
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>>544087436
Wish granted, daily challenges now require minimums of 100 kills / 100,000 points / 1,000,000 scores to weed out the casuals.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 9:27:33 PM
No.543931746
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>>543930640
She is officially a couple with johan and talks about their relationship in the lobby screen.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 8:02:32 PM
No.724082737
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>>724079943
Now they break in one hit.
Anonymous
10/21/2025, 4:30:02 PM
No.96805473
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>>96805447
You get a Deldar refresh but...
It's also an Eldar refresh because it's a new Ynnead army. 80% of YOUR models in particular are now only playable in legends, having been replaced by Wood Eldar models that are soft and not pointy sculpts.
Anonymous
10/20/2025, 9:55:42 AM
No.42702408
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I wish MLP had a feature length movie after season 2.
Anonymous
10/20/2025, 4:02:45 AM
No.519331383
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>>519331061
It's real and they don't like talking about it like when momo said they have to follow the old and new testament but then they claim that unfortunately he made them follow books that would be later corrupted. Someone had this card up there sleeves or someone got a monkeys paw.
Anonymous
10/19/2025, 11:32:55 PM
No.105682377
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>marry tenma
>your children are now related to Vee
was it worth it?
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 8:09:11 PM
No.105597281
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>>105596560
Rissa (nickname, actual name is Rison) is a burly man doing the raping
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 1:55:06 AM
No.723436332
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I wish Metal Gear Solid had a game release after V. How bad could it be without Hideous Kojimbo?
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 2:45:01 AM
No.723358618
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>"I want Mega Evolutions back!"
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:11:15 PM
No.96759105
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>>96759081
Do you trust nuGW with a new Mordheim?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:29:40 PM
No.96514802
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>Spider-Man, Peter Parker
>Peter Parker / Amazing Spider-Man
>Spectacular Spider-Man
>Sensational Spider-Man
>Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary
>Spiders-Man, Heroic Horde
>Spider-Man, Web-Slinger
>Miles Morales / Ultimate Spider-Man
>Spider-Man, Miles Morales
>Spider-Man 2099
>Spider-Man 2099, Miguel O'Hara
>Superior Spider-Man
>Symbiote Spider-Man
>Iron Spider, Stark Upgrade
>Spider-UK
>Spider-Man India
>SP//dr, Piloted by Peni
>Spider-Man Noir
>Spider-Punk
>Spider-Ham, Peter Porker
>Spider-Rex, Daring Dino
>Scarlet Spider, Ben Reilly
>Scarlet Spider, Kaine
>Gwen Stacy / Ghost-Spider
>Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit
>Ghost-Spider, Gwen Stacy
>Gwenom, Remorseless
>Spinneret and Spiderling
>Spider-Girl, Legacy Hero
>Spider-Woman, Stunning Savior
>Sun-Spider, Nimble Webber
>Masked Meower
>Cosmic Spider-Man
/mtg/ bros... It's my fault... I should have never bought those sweet Warhammer 40K decks... the full set. Forgive me, I didn't think about the implications!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:23:52 PM
No.33629877
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>>33629859
Wish granted, you find a man who cooks with plenty of garlic...
...but it's jarlic.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:09:40 PM
No.281791811
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>>281791686
In exchange for all the popularity, we attracted every schizo with an internet connection.
Not worth it.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:11:01 PM
No.96403674
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>>96403640
>anti tank option with a special rule to make it always count as hitting rear armour
With enough strength to glance light tanks on a lucky roll.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:13:23 AM
No.536575637
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>We caused this and the Ecclesia anime alt because we kept asking for Konami to experiment with artworks and frames
Wish granted...
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:17:01 PM
No.536512053
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>>536509587
He'll have his jive moveset
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:42:13 AM
No.513836967
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I wish to Brexit to lower immigration
>Euro migrants replaced with bames
I wish the Torries get fucking fucked in the Elections
>Labor government elected
I wish law and order crack down on crime
>Shit posters get gulag'd
I wish to restrict easy access to porn for minors
>4chan get fined, internet censored
I wish Europe would push back against feminism
>Sharia law is implemented
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:40:53 PM
No.213883297
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>I wish Angry Rice had a sex scene in her next film
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:09:46 PM
No.58146805
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>>58146387
I want megas to come back.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:55:57 AM
No.536061548
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>>536061478
Monkey's Paw: It's a pity relationship because Amy feels bad for Sonic being the lonely autistic zoomer that he is and doesn't want to leave him alone.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:38:48 PM
No.103665111
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>>103663625
Having a partner who does content creation for money is dogshit.
>Vast majority will never make good money off their content, but sunken cost fallacy means it's incredibly difficult to get them to move on
>Depending on content, time boxed due to aging out of their audience
>"Babe, why are you so opposed to trying Hello Fresh/Tempo/Eat Clean?"
>Unless they transition to family oriented content, they will conceal every aspect of your existence
>Constantly on the hunt for the next bit they can use in their videos/streams
>Flesh streamers eventually always get clocked IRL, and at least one of them is going to become a core memory, but not the good kind
>"Hey babe, I know you're busy cooking dinner, but do you think you could pause that until I'm done streaming? You banging pots and pans is coming through the sound proofing."
Maybe the anonymity of vtubing fixes some of this shit, but probably not most of it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:37:09 PM
No.213640771
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Monkey Paw thread
What films or shows do you want making?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:53:14 PM
No.534935381
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>ODST collab
>armors are from Halo 4
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:37:01 PM
No.717833328
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>>717832349
Twin Snakes Delta will kill Ocelot instead of Liquid.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:42:25 AM
No.11523274
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>love MK II Sub-zero
>storm collectibles only did MK I and III ninjas
>most MK figs are based on current game
>finally get MK II figs
>it's McFarlane
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:03:29 AM
No.534498347
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>>534498114
>Heroes gets remade into a shitty racing game where most of the rosters isn't even Sonic characters
>also Metal is still fodder for Shadow like he was in Shadow Generations
Damn Heroes fanboys can't get a break. SEGA is pissing all over that game.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:21:07 PM
No.534339726
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>>534339402
>Mobius is canon
>but it's a completely different planet unrelated to Sonic's world
>Sally and the Freedom Fighters are canon
>but they're just OC Donut steel animal buddies and Nicole and Antione are gone
This was such a fucking Monkey's Paw for the Archiefags but at least now they can finally shut the fuck up.
If they don't like the Canon version of Mobius and the Freedom Fighters, they cam rightfully fuck off.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:45:04 PM
No.534322209
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>>534320446
It feels like a fucking Monkey's Paw that Konami is now paying more attention to the Yugioh fandom than they did years ago.
Instead of people voicing their actual complaints and making solid recommendations, they just turn their brains off and agree with their favorite Yugituber which in turn impacts the direction Konami takes for the game.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:18:18 PM
No.512463423
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I WANT A PAYMENT PROCESSOR THAT CAN RIVAL VISA AND MC
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:19:20 PM
No.213381367
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Monkey Paw thread
I want a live-action adaptation of Mass Effect!
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:52:30 PM
No.717164161
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>finally Nioh 3
>splitstaff is locked in the shit ninja style
Fuck you
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:21:09 PM
No.212990693
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Monkey Paw thread
What adaptations do you want to ask it for?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:46:59 AM
No.102492885
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>"I wish /vt/ was active again!"
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:19:25 PM
No.716067741
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>>716067013
Wish granted. Now every hit is a critical hit for every player except you, and none of your hits will ever be critical hits. It is no longer random. So you have wished it, so it shall be.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:15:34 PM
No.96119765
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>>96119720
>aos get a /tv/ adaptation
>its a comfy korean sports anime
I could live with this desu
>>96119742
In around 6 hours
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:55:01 AM
No.21473134
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>>21473105
Well fuck. I did in fact not notice, I just chalked it all up s a general inflation increase.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:23:23 PM
No.715633726
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>>715633483
As you wish, here's your extremely gay 5E IWD3.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:09:28 PM
No.715530378
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>>715529916
>I wish I had friends to play VR with.
Yeah I thought that too, then they got into VRchat
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:57:00 PM
No.2090917
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>make infantry better
>the better infantry is those annoying pieces of shit your opponent hides in the forests or micros behind a building being even harder to catch with reduced sprint cooldown
>actual normal infantry play still has no real staying power
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:24:47 AM
No.11486391
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>>11486340
>Metal Gear Solid figures in current year
>Metal Gear Solid 3 figures at that
>Being made by Revoltech
>Its the sneaking suit
i definitely feel like this is the only sneaking suit thats the least iconic out of all the other games
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:13:05 PM
No.715060087
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>>715058375
Pretty sure it's gonna go like pic related.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:52:58 AM
No.715015043
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>>715011263
why do indy games always have to look so bad? There are so many that I want to try because apparently mainstream devs have abandoned whole genres and concepts but they often look hideous
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:04:06 PM
No.1779398
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>i want a GOOD future blues unit
>it's basically only goku
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:51:14 AM
No.530119970
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CORRUPT A WISH: FINAL FANTASY XIV EDITION
YOU GIVE ME: YOUR GREATEST DESIRES FOR THE GAME GOING FORWARD
I (AND OTHERS) GIVE YOU: A DISEASED, MALFORMED, CORRUPTED VERSION OF THAT WISH
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:34:47 PM
No.530074463
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>>530074189
granted but PCT changes are also reverted
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:49:20 PM
No.529440681
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You'll get Fang, Bark and Bean together as a group again however Trip will join them after she somehow falls in love with Fang and they will be known as Team Fang officially
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:58:50 PM
No.529257881
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>>529257721
dragonman but it won't have the DS2 dragonform as a skin
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:26:32 AM
No.529203412
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>>529202757
The Monkey's Paw to this is that while Amy becomes a popular character, she is replaced as the "love interest" by another character since SEGA wants to preserve her as a pure waifu character to sell games and merch of her.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:58:59 AM
No.212222343
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>você vai namorar o amor de sua vida, mas só quando ela virar uma balzaca
Moose
6/27/2025, 11:24:59 PM
No.11829884
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>Reviews for the MagicX Zero 40 are finally coming out.
>Only runs Drastic well.
>Every other core apparently runs poorly.
>If you are a SHMUP person then you have giant overlays filling in the empty space but it still works.
Damn it. At least in Drastic it apparently runs extremely smoothly though, and it's apparently fairly ergonomic. Since it's the A133P is there any chance of a Linux firmware for it that might run stuff better than Android Retroarch?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:29:47 PM
No.212144611
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>>212144530
Você vai chupar o boy da academia, mas ele tem o pau fino e circumcised
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:19:38 PM
No.508691474
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>>508691126
>get the 4th reich
>its antiwhite
Shouldve wished for the 3rd one
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:24:32 AM
No.712519217
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>"I want costume 4s!"
>DA-DUNNNNNNNNNN