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cyberpunk when

awesome reach

miggu

I'M READY, HOW ABOUT YOU?

trans rights

More like Halo Reach-around lol

Migging violently

I mig

damn when I checked the schedule yesterday it said halo reach was supposed to start an hour ago

im in

>>715131531 (OP)
to mig or not to mig, that is the question

Mig

>>715131357
Ayy lmao opposite of me. SFX or VFX?

>>715131401
Brain surgery sounds challenging. Was it for a study or just regular psychopathy

>>715131454
An old flatmate of mine was a Finance Bro and he had the most bland personality I've ever met, I can't imagine how you feel. Congrats on the hard work to get ahead, Anon, you should be proud

hurry it up tech crew jannies

>>715131620
>I'm not married anymore, jaidlyn ;)

i'm ready for even more gaylo

>>715131662
Proof?
That's what I thought
Can't you enjoy it for what it is?

>>715131531 (OP)
based OP

>>715131576
sorry chud, ecker is board culture.

reminder vanilla Reach had the worst multiplayer in the series

>>715131728
no, I can't enjoy it for what it is because it hasn't fucking started yet

>>715131620
kek

fucking miggles

>>715131593
Momoi...

Happy to mig here!

>>715131763
Halo 4 was much much worse

mig

>>715131763
Vanilla Reach is better than TU Reach.

>>715131531 (OP)
UH YOU FORGOT TO PRESS ENTER BETWEEN THE "LATER" AND "STREAM" LINKS

0/10, shit thread, use this one instead >>715126713

>>715131707
VFX I do a lot of physics work and crowd simulation

>>715131763
That's not 4's CoD horrendous multiplayer

>>715131813
>27 minutes late
holy fuck hurry it up

>>715131736
Nice cock
atoo

>>715131839
no one who was good thinks this

>>715131813
You don't understand, they needed to do that Balatro skit. Their people simply adore them, they must be seen.

>>715131840 b-but that one doesn't have it either

>>715131763
i enjoyed the invasion mode quite a bit on release

>one of the great console FPS
awww yeus

>>715131880
I'm better than you at Reach.

>>715131726
GAME AND WATCH IS SINGLE??????
HOW?????

>>715131919
But that's not Halo-
Oh...wait a minute

>>715131620
this has to be an edit

>>715131531 (OP)
Was there any fallout over the Plants Vs Zombies run? I usually don't keep up with the behind the scenes drama but there were some moments in that trianwreck.

>Gaylo's estimate 1:15
>Neon white set to start in less than 1 hour
X

>neon white in 59 mins
>halo's est 1:15:00

nice

>>715131613
Came here to post this

>>715131483
>>715130262


trans rights

>>715131991
They never are

>I'm out of cash but I'm not going to let that stop me

Did he just say he's gonna steal some shit?

>>715131919
Reach is old enough for people to be nostalgic for it.
The passage of time is cruel.

>>715131919
>Kids who were 6 when halo 3 came out are 24 year olds now
Sorry, it's not good, you just had low standards

The last halo I played was reach. Are any of the new(er) ones worth it?

>>715131930
divorced because wife found out how much poon he was getting at GDQ

>>715132040
No

>>715132040
no

>>715131772

The Doom runner was complaining he could hear the Halo audio in his cans so they've obviously got the setup right there.
What tech crew doin?

>>715132040
4 is a disgrace
5 is even worse, but the multiplayer was fun
Infinite is disappointing in almost every way
So no

30 MINUTES LATE WTF

>>715131813
The Doom guy (and us) could literally hear them setting up. And that was before the 10 minute wasted time on Balatro. What the fuck are they doing?

>>715132040
No.

>>715132040
i only played 4 but i can say with confidence "no"

>>715132040
Play MCC. It's fun and mostly not broken nowadays.

>>715132089
>>715132020

>>715132040
343 brought back Guilty Spark and turned him into this
Does that answer your question

>>715132024
She has rhythm!!!

Why are they past 30 minutes late?
Play the damn game!

>>715132157
He also used to be a cave man human.

>>715132180
>She

Didn't this stream used have video games in it?

ok what the fuck is going on, they were already setting up for gaylo during d00m since the runner was complaining about getting their audio. then they had that long balatro segment, and that was like 20/30 minutes ago. what the fuck is taking so long? feels like tech never gets any better at these events

>>715132040
Reach was peak Halo. I'm sorry.

>>715131842
Oh nice! I dabbled in motion graphics before I settled into broadcast but didn't have the artism.
Simulations must be a good balance of creativity whilst still being able to professionally detach and not care about the work so much

>>715132232
That's not ODST

SPIKE WHIP THESE INDIANS YOU HAVE AS IT CREW

Reach a shit.

>>715132258
PLEASE REDEEM THE SPEEDRUN SAAR

>>715132246
DONT ASK QUESTIONS JUST DONATE PAYPIG

If you're a Halo fan you should watch this in your free time
https://youtu.be/E5_ynsjwd48

>>715132257
I stand by what I said.

>>715132232
lol no it wasn't

3 > 1 with local system link > reach > 2 >>> everything else

>>715132191
you can't even begin to imagine the difficulty of setting up FOUR (4) pcs AND connect them to a capture device!

I want the Sent prize wizard poster

>>715132325
>Even mentioning 3
Fuck off zoomer.

>>715132354
sent ;)

>>715132157
Very interesting idea by 343 l-looks great...

gonna die of boredom here
start the fucking race already

they don't even have any upcoming incentives to shill, just tech crew incompetence lmao

>>715132248
>>715132248
>>715132248

>>715132347
> Local splitscreen and point a camera at the TV
That'll be $150/day please

This is taking too long. I will go make some food. You guys can bet it will start a minute after I leave.

DON'T WORRY BROS! I GOT THE RUN RIGHT HERE! IT'S ABOUT TO START, I'M ALMOST THER-

>>715132157
i love iron man!

>>715132325
Are you talking about SP or MP.
MP i'll meet you. If you're talking about SP you can FOAD

>>715132087
Sounds like ecstacy. Unlikely though since it causes extreme pupil dilation and her pupils look normal. Unless she's going all out and wearing contacts to hide her dilated pupils.

>>715132418
>TRANS RIGHTS

weren't they fucking doing prep of this run halfway through the last run? its the entire problem he was having trouble with his headset. halo doesn't take an hour to set up

>neon white in 52 minutes
>gaylo run is over an hour long
guess that's why they changed the overlay lol

HTFU

>>715132414
you mean per hour, because thats closer to their actual salary

holy shit they leaked the behind the scenes tech crew wrecking shit!

>>715130262
>>715132145
>>715131071
>>715131483
>>715132364
>>715132231

>>715132478
it does when your tech crew is all DEI retards

>>715132451
W-We are resisting...by...watching....this....s-stre-...........

>>715132431
MP obviously

>>715131414
I like making quesadillas in the air fryer.
Gotta make sure to use something wet to keep the upper tortilla from flapping around, so I spread a little salsa on the top tortilla or wipe it down with some cholula before pressing down, but you get some extra crunch from the drying that goes really fucking well with dipping into sour cream.
You can even say fuck traditional ingredients and experiment with the shit towards pizza ingredients or whatever, because that extra airflow is going to guarantee a crisp outside.
Happy snacking bro.

>>715132517
HOYYYYPPPPPPPPE

>food got cold
nigger

Starting to feel bad for how hard this guy is having to stall despite him being a furry

Dark Ages really sucks.

Alright fuck this, one run I wanted to watch and now it's too late to justify watching it for an hour and a half.
Fuck this event already.

>>715132548
I can't believe they can't even get the disk to read.

>>715132375
yea sent. he’s pretty cool

Campaigns:
2>CE>ODST>Reach>3>4>Infinite>5

Multiplayer:
3>2>5>Infinite>Reach>CE>4

We love our tech crew, don't we!

Technical Difficulties

>>715132493
Riddle me this, Batman: If they're charging $1800/day then why don't they do a good job?

FINALLY

>40 minutes late
about time retards

Absolutely unwatchable

It's just called Halo. Not CE.

>tech janny in the upper right
KEK

>>715132616
call me a prude or old fashioned, but I don't like this skit.

>>715132517
>retards not knowing what a VPN is when their region blocked coomer and kemono

>>715132653
Wrong.

>>715132557
Fuck that sounds incredible brb making air fryer quesadillas

>>715132653
2's campaign is extremely overrated

>>715132653
2 had a great campaign
if they FUCKING FINISHED IT.

>>715132712
It's called Gaylo, and you play it on your Sexbox, Zoomie.

damn, i will have to put 4chan in the middle of all these windows

>they/them
>they/them
What happened to Halo players? I thought they were macho dudebros

Will this be good because it looks like it will be fun

ofcourse halo gets the furry host

>>715132767
Hey! Great minds think alike.

>>715132682
job security

>>715132784
It says any too so he's basically he/him

>>715132784
one of those is just the host. 1 of the runners is no pronouns and 2 are he/him

>>715132653
Campaign:
Reach>ODST>2>3>CE>4>Infinite>5

Finally some Halos

>>715132801
One of the hardest Halo Legendary runs, if I recall correctly.

>Audio Dropouts
Fucksake

I always hated how they introduced the Covenant in this game
It's supposed to be a huge "OH SHIT OH FUCK THEY FOUND US!!!!!" moment and.....they just show up casually like it's another Tuesday

>>715132089
Good thing i went to the store at that time. I was fearing that i would miss the start.

Halo OOB is some of the only acceptable OOB in speedrunning, there is almost always some sort of geometry outside of the invisible walls.

>>715132784
they couldn't get a woman because they spent all their time indoors and didn't socialize
they then blamed their looks instead of their actions, and grew to resent what it means to be a man
now they meet up with each other, while pretending to be what they grew to know as peak desire

Other than his awkward laughing, I enjoy seeing Chronos on stream, seems like he just enjoys games

>>715132898
Reach isn't that hard. 2 is the hardest

>>715132784
Pretty sure the they/them/any runner is taking the piss.

>>715132990
yeah, seems like a good lad

The mankey is carrying hard with the tricks what are the other guys even doing

I miss playing halo campaigns with the bros

i really love halo's vehicles. Never a dull one.

>>715132990
trad nerds are a dying race bro i don't blame you

>>715132784
mankey doesn't have anything there, so I guess that would be the correct option if this is picked when they apply?

>>715132990
Yeah Chronos is a chill dude. I found him through a BG3 GDQ run and I saw that he made an easy to follow guide to get the golden die on his YT channel

>>715133026
how different is this from a solo legendary run if 3 of them are sitting around with their thumb up their ass for so much of the run

>>715132974
yeah I could see Dyse and Mankey hooking up

>>715133063
Vidmaster challengers were kino

oh god what has he done, please no YAY on every grunt death

I spent an insane amount of time back in the day at the start of this level farming those challenges or whatever with the target locator

>>715133173
Yup, he's got the skull on sadly

no wonder the covenant is scared shitless of spartans when 4 retarded ones clean a platoon easily

Saw Superman, did I miss anything? Was Super Metroid as good as always?

>Run turns out to be good to far
>Thread activity drops right the fuck off
Honestly I'm enjoying the run so far as well, team

>>715133220
Super Metroid was great. How was Superman?

>>715133220
>super metroid
kino as always, even as a run

>>715133220
it was kino, best run of this event

I like this semi open world environment, than the full open world of infinite

>>715133220
Yep

>>715133247
as a race*, godammit

>>715133296
racist

>>715133269
Glad to see my boy Oats delivered. Gonna watch the vod later.

>finally get a Legendary Halo run
>its 4 player so theres no challenge anyways

>>715133269
>F guy is back on Rose and Camellia

>>715133331
Eddie was best racist

>>715133242
halo runs are usually pretty good, enough interesting tricks without being pure "warp through the void out-of-bounds"

>aurahack
Where have I heard that before?

>>715133269
>Rose and camellia
What the fuck that's a lot of SSS. I was away at the time, what the hell happened? QRD?

I feel like that nigger with the trans rights shoutout right after the 4chan meme is doing it just to annoy us.

>trans rights dono
>based chronos completely ignores it and keeps doing commentary
he's banned

>>715133269
what was so good about the metroid run? thats a crazy good rating

So, Mankey gonna carry this whole run with his tricks?

Gentlemen, I do believe we are witnessing kino here.

>>715133329
>literally the coolest halo run ever
>this fucking sucks actually

>>715133374
it's punchout but you slap women, everyone was wearing maid outfits and making risky jokes

this is pretty fucking great

>teabagging
bros

>tks and teabags the guy
kek

>Merciless teabagging
>Smacking his ass so it jiggles
Chronos might actually be gone.

>teabag at GDQ
That's a ding dong bannu!

>aych ee double hockey stick
Is this nigger serious?

okay this is pretty soulful

>>715133448
sounds kino.

ANYONE GOT A LINK TO THE ARCHIVE? I'd love to see the thread reactions as this run happened

Hey, are you ready for yet another Halo run to be ruined the host harping on some intensive?

>interrupting for a 11.7 dono
I get it's a gaylo reference but don't really need to interrupt the run for such a tiny dono. you had like an hour to shill before this run started

>>715133243
It was good though the allegory for the Israeli-Palestinian conflict was handled comically silly. But I like that part of the movie, it definitely felt much more like the comics than any other live action hero film I’ve seen since the original Spider-Man trilogy. Clark and Luthor have great characterization and I like the twist they did with Superman’s real parents. Pacing gets a little wonky in the middle but other than that, it’s alright. I’d give it a 7/10 on the movie scale (which would be an 8.5 on the games scale)
>>715133247
>>715133256
I’ll watch it over Halo since I don’t really care about Reach.

>>715132751
I hope it turned out well

I'm once again getting depressed at how DEAD the chat is

>you will never smack a femspartan ass after barely surviving an almost hopeless covenant raid
why even live?

I suck cock at least once a week AMA

>>715130760
This is all I could catch of the redhead's panties. It's surprisingly hard to look up a girl's skirt, especially if she's defending

>>715133559
What runs did you do at GDQ?

>teabagging
Banned

>>715133525
>not being banned from GDQ chat for years now

do people still teabag in modern halo multiplayer or is that a dead meme

>>715133559
giwtwm

>>715133068
The Warthog might be the best co-op vehicle ever designed, it's a fucking riot to drive and to gun with your bro. Love the Ghost too

When did the teabagging happen? I missed it.

>>715133570
Damn, Spike still looks alright, I guess. I can't tell if he gained weight or not. I know he lost a lot of weight years ago, and as always KFFC looks like she gained weight, or hasn't really lost any.

>>715133570
they all wear safety shorts now, all you will see is a black void

>>715133610
uhh
what happened to this guy
did i miss something?

>>715133591
I could probably run Dark Souls 1 with enough practice
>>715133605
could be you, it's pretty easy

>>715133610
I forget, what were the medical issues that caused all that?

can you guys watch my glorpus while i go pee

>>715133559
when is my turn

>>715133709
where do you live

>>715133610
holy shit what happened to matty

>>715133663
High risk games of hangman

>>715133692
sepsis

>>715133654
Damn, I wish we could at least get some cameltoe

>>715133610
love you matty

>>715133727
look behind you

>>715133664
probably not, I'd rather it be a feminine one

>>715133269
>maria world 2
what did I miss?

>oh shit Halo Reach run, I love Reach
>tranny runner

Become FPS speedrunner.

Don't actually do any shooting instead go out of bounds and skip all battles.

Are these runners extra autistic to enjoy this?

"Hey guys I found a new skip which saves 2 seconds by skipping 5 minutes of battles"

what did he say about the acronym

>posted in the wrong thread award
what happened to cuphead DLC that made it so much worse than the base game?

This is the first time this whole marathon that I've been invested in a run.

>>715133816
>reddit spacing

KINO LEVEL ALERT

>>715133817
Auto-Scroller Skip

>>715133817
>Auto Scroller Skip

>>715133570
ZOOM IN. ENHANCE.

>>715133771
Take your meds, schizo

>>715133771
For now, that's just a nerd with long hair.

>>715133603
I play Infinite and yeah it happens a lot still

what's with the normalfags obsession with forklifts

>>715131531 (OP)
guys I've been sleeping on SGDQ, how have the trannies been this year?

>>715133838
First one was a super close race.
Second one was a not very close race.

>>715133879
Funny vehicle you can drive in the game

>>715133845
or lemmy
both end up being circlejerks though

>>715133887
pumping

I want this host to die

>>715133845
Yes it is possible to both browse 4chan and reddit together.

Please tell me why this is a bad thing.

>>715133850
Oh yeah that's the good stuff

>>715133887
worse than ever before

HE FUCKED A CORPSE

>>715133850
all this for a single line of cellulite
I think a week of stunning brave transwomxn has left you starved

>>715133862
I hope he stays that way

>>715133923
wtf does that mean

>Time for a donation?
>Time for a dono?
>Mind if I read a donation?
>We have a donation here...

>>715133850
you think spike's gotten a whiff of those pig hooves?

>>715133850
oh may gott

GDQ is amazing for finding the most attention starved and obnoxious tranny hosts. I just can't stand Fletch's voice. It's awful. Just keeps butting in with "Time for a quick dono?!? TIME FOR A QUICK DONO?!?"

They really want to read donos saying TRANS RIGHTS HYPEEEE

>>715133936
Do us all a favor and stay an reddit, fag.

qrd on the super metroid run? never seen so many S ranking in a gdq

>host keeps cutting in
>WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>715133936
watch the run and stop baiting

>>715133976
They do it for free

>>715133976
Well this group of runners aren't going to. Even the "they" looks normal

>>715133948
She's fat, tranny. She has massive fat thighs, and I find it ugly. It's not even attractive fat thighs. A lot of attractive SKINNY women don't have cellulite on their fat thighs, tranny.

>>715133993
An excellent race that happened to be rated on the curve of the rest of the awful runs leading to it.

Is Halo on PlayStation yet

>>715133887
More than usual

>>715133993
a frame-identically tied race until a single small goof at the end. ended 2 seconds apart. high skill

>>715133976
The people that volunteer to host are probably the literal worst fucking candidates.

>>715133993
great speed game, great race that had them trade leads constantly and finish within 3 seconds of each other

My internet cut out for a whole hour and somehow i only missed 22 mins of Halo, how long was the setup holy shit

>>715133993
VERY tight race the whole time between two pros and no tranny dono reader

>>715134012
it is the responsibility of a good runner to keep yapping and ranting to prevent the host from wasting our time with dono begging. there's 4 runners here and instead of non-stop banter we are listening to donos.

it's going to be an F from me

>>715133993
Oats and Eddie race, the 1st and 3rd place runners.
Damn close the entire time, neck and neck the entire time.

>>715134073
gotta stall with those fuckin useless intermissions!

>>715133936
It's okay fren, 4chan is dying and I don't want to be alone so please stay!

>>715134073
30 minutes or so of intermission

>>715134073
just enjoy the run and don't forget to donate for your incentive

I reopened my Super Metroid save on my PC from years ago where I only got like 7 energy tanks and it took me a few tries to beat mother brain because I forgot you needed 3 full ones to survive that blast.

>>715133993
the words "trans rights" were not uttered the entire run, so that alone made it an instant S

Noble team does NOT support trannies

>>715134073
40 fucking minutes over scheduled

>>715134052
Nah, would have been an S run even on the best events of the past.

They said the line BASEDPOG

>>715134094
I miss the Halo 3 run a while back where the host kept asking "do we have time for a donation" and all 4 runners would 100% ignore it and keep talking

TRANS RIGHT!

Stop reading these tiny donos. There are four people on stage. Surely they have things to say.

Makes sense seeing as almost the entirety of Noble Team is dead.

>>715133976
Who could have predicted that FletchIsAFurry would be an obnoxious attention whore?

No they don't

>>715133887
One very hot one with hairy armpits in the Titanfall 2 run, the rest were shit.

>this piece of shit blabbing furry is on mic for all three based games tonight

fuck you gdq

>>715133935
Are you surprised?
Too bad this run isn't anywhere else, it's decent so far.

MY ASS WE DO

MY UNCLE IS TRAINS MAN

>>715134151
>very hot one

>>715134147
it's simply not possible

>>715134052
Samus squishing like a hamburger

>i'm doing my part

That's highly antisemitic.

>>715134158
jesas

>>715134180
I must fap now

>>715134158
He looks like a pooner but the voice is definitely male

>>715134142
you can say that again

>runner is speaking
>host cuts him off to ask if he can read even more donations
>everyone just awkwardly ignores him
kek

>>715133663
he got sepsis after ignoring his previous medical condition that gave him big leg

>>715134158
So, is it just an ugly dyke or a tranny? It looks like the former. Or is it both? A tranny dyke? Good lord.

>can’t say hell
>but the host is allowed to proclaim that he wants to fuck animals
TRANS RIGHTS NOW

>>715134236
old trains are so cool

>>715133887
There have been trannies either on the couch, running the games or as the host for MORE than half of all the runs.

GDQ is completely troon-captured.

They keep repeating trains rights but trains have continued to fail to take off as a public transportation method in America. So it's clearly not doing anything and anti train politicians keep winning in elections. There must be a different way to beat the car elitists!

>>715134261
Its really fucking rotten behavior.

Please make Chronos say but-ton some more

>>715134239
The tranny is trying to fill the silence, like if they stop talking then he immediately jumps in and is like "TIME FOR A QUICK DONO?!?"

>>715134239
Someone, anyone needs to straight up tell off one of these hosts.
No, there isn't time for a donation, I'll tell you when there is, stop.
Future GDQ appearances be damned, just fucking say it already because you know damn well almost all of these runners are thinking it.

>>715134245
fuck
how do you just ignore that...?

I don't think I've heard Dyse speak at all this whole time

>>715134339
he just did right as you posted that

>>715134258
Most trannies claim to be dykes because no one will sleep with them except other trannies

>>715134261
I'm watching it on mute. What did the host say about fucking animals?

>>715134339
He just spoke.

>purposely killed the tranny
hmm

>>715134359
his name

>>715134239
>him
anon... don't be that guy

I have something itchy in my asscheek and no matter how much I scratch, the itchiness just keeps coming back. My blood is boiling.

>>715134221
>fapping to gyaru 3dpd

I deem this unwatchable.

>concert in primetime tomorrow
...why?

>HELL

OH NOESSS BAD BAD NO NO WORD! MY 32 YEAR OLD EARS D:

>>715133650
>>715133570
shes been consistently gaining weight between every gdq to the point where i wonder if she does any physical movement at all

>>715134373
Stop trolling. We dont honor pronouns here.

SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED

>>715134373
They are all he he/him anon

>>715134380
i'll get it for you with my tongue

They need to take turns speaking, keep one person constantly talking.
Literally ANY FUCKING DOWNTIME IN SOUND this fucking furry faggot needs to chime in.

>>715134418
>WE HAVE A 500 DOLLAR DONATION
>>OH SHIT
>WE DON'T DO THAT HERE!!!

>>715134380
I've been ravenously hungry all fucking day. I'm used to hunger, but the pangs are accentuated like 20x.
Combined with some shit runs, it's been rough.

>>715132157
dafuck

>>715134332
google marn's leg.

Guys, what's your favorite map and mode from Reach? Mine is infection on Sword base.

>>715134434
I love how shit feels manageable and then it becomes more and more clear that reach is doomed

>>715134380
Shower.

>>715134204
i am sickened and disgusted

>>715132157
is this real

>>715134474
I've noticed the hosts have been very aggressive with trying to shill donations this year.

>>715134332
depression probably. lymphedema can be painful and hes probably had it his whole life.

You can't tell me Mankey isn't in transition or not a homo femboy of some type.

>>715134320
Spike outright shouted over the reader earlier when they tried to interrupt him explaining DKCR mechanics. Some of the runners seem to be getting sick of the clueless hosts.

>>715134539
>>715134553
Paulie mind.

>>715134557
The Flood started as food for space dogs.

OTHER SIDE, OTHER SIDE, ENTANCE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE

>>715134558
Their corporate overloads probably told them to be more aggressive "this year" kek

>>715134504
Marn didn't ignore his leg it's just his doctor's didn't know what the fuck was wrong, it eventually got better though.

>>715134373
We are all that guy. Fuck off faggot

>>715134585
you'd think staff would want more control over the donation readers

Good comfy run

>>715134582
only one without pronouns so he's literally the straightest guy on stream right now

when are we gonna get some nintendo games bros...

>>715134380
It should go away if you stop scratching and wash it

>>715134557
Yup yup, he's now a bounty hunter robot
Also fun fact, 343 added more to make it that in ancient times, he was a fucking farmer. And the Forerunners took his brain and placed it into an orb.

Don't you love 343 lore?

>>715134557
It is but it's from some book or something it seems

>>715134585
I've always felt like Spike is a massive asshole in private/personal moments. I bet he has some skeletons in his closet. He just gives off that vibe to me that if you tried to approach him at the event or talk to him, he'd tell you to go away or be rude.

>>715134636
It might have been worse in previous years. I haven't watched one of these live since corona.

Huh, there are just random wagies in this game? Amusing.

>>715134681
Pls stahp
;-;

>>715134713
yeah, it's an alien invasion game pretty much

Is it weird to anybody else how the Super Metroid run has ZERO trans rights donos and suddenly every other game after has one every other minute?
It feels artificial

>>715134713
You die instantly if you kill them.
And yes, they get in the way during firefights.

yeah aight im going to bed fuck this, host ruined it

>SGDQ 2025 Trans Rights compilation
>video length 6 hours

>>715134693
I would test this if I didn't have crippling social anxiety

>>715134681
ORB?

>have stream muted for the past 25 minutes while playing something
>unmute
>less than 10 seconds after unmuting hear TRANS RIGHTS

Halo 4 >>>>> Halo reach

TRANS RIGHTS AGAINNNN HYOPPEEEE FOR THE FIFTHY TIME IN A ROW!

>>715134671
the tendies are never going to recover from this

>>715134642
what the FUCK

>>715134773
>6 hours
more like 6 days

last halo game i ever played was 3

>>715134751
It's really transparent now when a host is specifically looking for twans wights donations to scream out.
Someone needs to end this madness but the organizers are too pussy to do anything about it.

>>715134728
I'm not done yet
Remember ODST? Mickey? The cool guy? Yeah well now he's a traitor and gets The Rookie gunned down by some shitty rebels.

I liked the story in halo 4 but they fucked up the gameplay and then in 5 they fucked up both. Infinite is a improvement in gameplay from 5 but has issues with the story and the game feels off.

>>715134818
Don't bother.
Maybe play ODST if you haven't.

halo STINKS

>>715134792
i'm not even a reach fag but you could not be more wrong. only thing 4 did better was the spaceship segment

>>715134642
I have my doubts, the people Aris hung out with in the old days seem like a special kind of stupid. I bet he ignored quite a bit before he decided it was worth a doctor's attention.

>>715134832
>>715134681
oh no not the books no one cares about

>>715134832
NOT
THE ODSTS
say sike
say sike motherfucker

>>715134827
who do you think the organizers are

>>715134751
I have a feeling that nearly all of the donations that have a trans rights shoutout are either made up by the staff as part of the laundering scheme, or are real but didn't originally have such a shoutout and the dono reader injects one whenever he feels like it.

I hate how Infinite tries to build up the unseen enemy by saying they're "worse than the Flood"
The Flood can wipe out a species in less than a DAY. The Shipmaster had to glass a third of Africa just because a few spores landed there.
What do you mean "Worse than the Flood"??????

>runners don't acknowledged trans rights
>Runners acknowledge donation that just says "I like Halo"
based boys

>>715134876
rookies death was from a comic book no one cares about iirc

Games done quick should drop doctors without borders and just donate to some trans rights charity.

Then donators can spam trans rights non stop for a week.

Maybe it will piss off enough gamers to finally kill games done quick.

>>715134582
I dunno, he just kinda looks like young geddy lee.

>>715134681
doesn't surprise me, of course 343 wasn't going to let their namesake just be dead

>>715134792
multiplayer maybe but they are both still bad

This is the coolest mission in the game with all the hidden Easter eggs you can do. The party shit and being able to fly a phantom is cool.

My name's Buck, and I'm here to party

>>715134827
>but the organizers are too pussy to do anything about it
They'll start cracking down on it now that it's proven to be hurting their bottom line

Reach is failing, bros....

>>715134942
they can't do that. Donating to a more legit organization during SGDQ lets them keep working with the scam one during AGDQ

>>715134956
>their namesake
like they actually gave a fuck

>>715134975
anon... the organizers ARE the ones pushing for this

>TRANS RIGHTS
Say "Trans rights" again! Say "Trans rights" again! I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker! Say "Trans rights" one more goddamn time!

>>715134932
>Halo mentioned

>>715134878
The Rookie is retired...
>>715134876
>He says when Halo 5 made you do all this dumb trans media stuff just to understand the bad story

>>715134932
GAYLO TO NAZI PIPELINE : BREAKING NEW STUDIES BY EXPERTS

READ MORE ON THEATLANTIC.COM

>>715134932
noticed blood thunder doing the same thing

I love this Super Metroid run. OatsnGOAT.

>"Ever fall for a woman? Make sure she has balls"
-Eddy Buck, troon chaser.

>>715135005
I know we're failing! I want to know if we've failed....

>>715134975
>viewers
They don't care.
They've specced into fanaticism, each viewer is now donating $50k each. Unless you show THAT figure dropping it doesn't matter.

>>715135031
Nigger all the side media stuff was 100% NOT relevant to Halo 5. They fucking cut it.

>>715135042
lol

>>715134975
youre shrooming

>>715135075
ok

>>715134942
If I didn't know what the charity was, I would assume it was an organization for giving sex change operations to kids in Gaza based off of what I've seen at GDQ.

>>715134773
I hope someone does it unironically.

>>715135093
Hes not, but I am.

>>715134942
i hope they do this just to see their donations and viewership drop like a fucking rock
would be fucking hilarious

>>715135126
I wish MSF was that productive

>>715134975
lol no, whoever the decision makers are obviously care about the trans cause than the GDQ cause. these people unironically believe dialing down the trans rights donos is the same as holocausting jews, there's no going back

they do not care lmao

>>715134380
parasite cleanse

Ignored

>the runners try to talk
>The faggot fucking host TALKS OVER THEM
HOLY SHIT GET HIM OUT OF HERE
THEY'RE TRYING TO TALK ABOUT THE GAME

>>715134397
Thank fuck Julia never went Gyaru

>runners ignoring over dono reader
Based.

are the donation readers being told what to read, or is this faggot specifically choosing the faggot donations

Just the host shouting over the runners trying to coordinate with each other, nbd

TRANS RIGHT HYOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>715135202
that sigh nervy did when the guy just kept reading out shit was probably enough to get him banned

>>715135243
AAAAAAAAAAA TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE

I thought these were fake donation messages but the page is public and these are real I guess. Not even filtered that much, they just don't read questions.

>>715135238
Look at him and you'll know the answer
>>715134158

why even include they them if you're fine with any?

>>715134942
I'm sure MSF also performs gender affirming care on Gazans.

>>715135238
how many donos do you think they're getting that aren't faggoty?

>>715135273
getting banned from this hellscape is a blessing

>>715135294
I don't think MSF is in Gaza at all, Anon.

>>715135287
Any time I see something like that I think they are just taking the piss

>>715135281
They also don't read marriage proposals which lead to one guy ruining his relationship.

>>715134380
when you take a shower, make sure you get back in there. dry it off afterwards. try some anti-fungal cream for a few days

>>715135297
Halo still pumps testosterone, so more than you think

this run could really use a 5th guy whos not playing to drive the explanations, and the runners cutting in with other banter as needed

>>715135238
It's both, but you saw what the announcer looked like earlier, they don't have to do much to convince it.

>runners actively telling the host when they have some time to read donations
>host still fucking shouts over them anyway

The best part is there is basically no avenue for feedback.
The only times I've ever seen GDQ interact with viewers is when CoolNuggy has his yearly reddit meltdown.

>bloodthunder made an AMA on the speedrun reddit 40 minutes ago
>0 replies
dam this shit really is dying

>>715135323
>>715135318
pls don't post my wife's non canon death

>>715135343
Kek, I remember that, but I thought it was a troll donation.

>>715135343
Thats been debunked.

>>715135238
I want you to imagine the sort of person who dreams of being a GDQ donation reader.
There's your answer.

>>715135287
preference?

>>715134681
I don't actually believe you

>>715135343
>>715135370
QRD?

>>715135368
thats still after midnight EST on a weeknight
this whole marathon's schedule has been fucked

>>715135416
idk

You're on your own Noble Team. And remember, FUCK TRANNIE-

>>715135365
I remember the early years when the only way they would fix the audio levels being completely fucked is when someone would donate with a message about it
since anyone mentioning it in chat was either ignored or banned

so far the host hasnt been quiet for even a minute i'm actually timing that shit

Where's that anon who made the plugin that automuted someone who was talking jesus fuck I need it

>>715135287
i feel like anytime this shows up, someone asked them what their pronouns were and they just says "i dunno, i dont really fucking care about what pronouns are up there"

>Cringe ass roleplay donations
It was 11 bucks why are they even reading this

Always thought Emil or whatever the skull guys name is was the coolest.

Holy fuck they hate this host

>>715135318
>>715135447

>>715135368
Damn, that's rough.
Maybe everyone is busy watching a superior run, maybe something like a 4 player Legendary co-op Halo Reach run perhaps? Perhance?

CHOKE

OOF

The host is clearly attention starved and has no self-awareness but that's most of them. They live in a bubble.

>>715135238
if i recall, the dono readers get a pool of donations that have been screened/approved but beyond that, it's totally their own discretion which to read and how aggressively to interrupt. some obvious shit like reading yetee donations and i'm sure they get told to shill an incentive if they're coming up short on one that will happen soon, but for the most part if a host is being annoying, it's just because they're an attention whore

>>715135406
https://www.halopedia.org/343_Guilty_Spark
All there for you
>Prior to the end of the Forerunner-Flood war, 343 Guilty Spark was created from the mind of a human named Chakas. Born on Erde-Tyrene, Chakas unwillingly became involved in the Forerunners' schemes, which eventually brought him to Installation 07, a Halo under the control of the rampant AI Mendicant Bias which had defected to the Flood. Chakas' traumatic experiences on Installation 07, specifically his encounters with Mendicant Bias and the Primordial, brought him to the point of mental breakdown and left his physical body mortally injured.
>After retaking the Halo, the IsoDidact, in an apparent act of compassion, decided to salvage Chakas' mind by transferring his pattern—including his personality and the complete record of his physical body—into the shell of a monitor.

CHOKE

Oof, mega choke.

>>715135464
again, less than a minute

I heard Spike talking off mic a few minutes ago but I don't know if it was the stage mics or the host mic picking it up

>>715132040
5 and Infinite were legitimately good games. 5 had the flaw of them putting a LOT of the story between 4 and 5 in other forms of media, as well as the classic "Wait who the heck is this new guy? I just want to play Master Chief, get rid of this guy already!" Like 2 did, but without the glory of Keith David's voice to make it all better.

>>715135490
then they should stop enabing him
holy fuck

>>715131531 (OP)
This scam still going on?

IT'S PRONOUNCED "SAVV"
NOT "SALV"
YOU DIP

>DONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONODONO
FOR FUCKS SAKE

Reach bros..... our heroes CHOKED......

THE RACE WAR STARTS NOW

>Just a little under $8,000

Oh sure, tranny. No big deal.

If I were to donate how much of my donation would go to trans rights?

>>715135539
Did you miss the part where he TALKED OVER THEM ANYWAY

>we have this host for Neon White and Tony Hawk
Yeah fuck that.

If I didn't value my money I would send in a donation specifically telling him to stop talking so much.
It wouldn't be read obviously but he would read it.

why cant humanity just beat the covenant?

what makes the covenant so much more powerful? dont we have cool space guns to??

whens undertale

>>715135536
And what was said?

>>715135585
it all goes to cheek implants for that one tranny staff who did the pokemon run

>>715135631
NEVER

>>715135617
I don't think the donation filterers are the same person as the donation reader, so he probably wouldn't.

>>715135238
gdq donation readers want to get noticed so people watching remember them, follow them on twitter/twitch/etc. if they aren't talking, they aren't benefitting. this shit isn't about volunteering, it's about building your brand. staff don't care because they want donations to be read out aggressively anyway, they can't comprehend that people find it annoying and that making the stream unwatchable might hurt viewership/future donations

>>715135630
because we need to keep milking the franchise

>>715135471
I BEG

>>715135617
I don't know if they even make it hosts without someone else reading it. They manually approve all of the donation messages on their tracker.

>>715135602
>Tony hawk
Why god it could have been wicked

>>715135636
I didn't feel like rewinding to check but the dono reader toned his shit down a minor amount immediately after which made me think it was instructions to him

>>715135636
he said super metroid isn't actually that good of a game

>>715135630
Covenant has superior space ships.

didnt this even first start in someones basement with like 40 people at most

>>715135506
oh dam, where is that superior run being streamed? i'm watching a 4 player reach run now but it's being ruined by a fucking annoying donation reader

>>715135630
Humanity is too spread out and severely outnumbered.
The Covenant has thousands of races in their union and they have better space craft and do more dangerous shit like glassing planets.
The games don't do a great job of showing how humans were on the brink of extinction. If they didn't find the Halo rings, they would've been wiped out in a month or two easily

>>715135713
wow fuck him

>>715135471
>>715135685
here anon
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/699911849/#699912215

>>715135685
Say 'aaaaaaaaaaaah'!
https://pastebin.com/6TA9bzU1

>>715135526
It's not real if I pretend it doesn't exist.

>>715135709
It sounds like Spike, or someone told Spike to let the donation reader to tone down the aggressiveness.

>>715135368
I feel bad someone should ask him something to be nice

>>715135749
I forget why, exactly, the Halo rings saved humanity.

longest pause yet
he waited 4 minutes 30 seconds

>>715135617
>but he would read it
no, they have a separate team that screens the donos, host is just getting the ones that have already made it past a few filters. if you tweeted at him calling him an annoying bitch, he would definitely read that though and it wouldn't cost you a dime

okay i'm out, goodnight anons

>>715135809
Something something forerunners (which humanity is, until they aren't).

>>715135826
kys

Man, the runners hate the dono reader.

>>715135471
>>715135685
I think someone beat me to it but
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/715041436/#715041681

>>715135780
>>715135792
Blessed. Thank youbanga

Oh my fuck

Fuck off dono reader

>>715135826
>>715135851
once again, less then a minute and he started talking again

READ THE FUCKING ROOM
>Want to hear a dono?
NO, NO THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO CHIME IN
SHUT THE FUCK UP, THE ANSWER IS NO

>>715135861
no they don't, stop projecting

kek They hate the host so much

>>715135861
And so do we

>>715135861
If he's getting to us just think how bad he's getting to the runners actively trying to run.

>>715135891
>>715135876
>>715135875
>>715135861
>>715135898
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE NEEDS TO SAY TRANS RIGHTS EVERY 60 SECONDS OR HE WILL LITERALLY DIE

>LE TRIVIA TIME!

The donations themselves are just as obnoxious as the host reading them desu. It's something I'd expect a Reddit hivemind to think is fun, and it's not. How many people even know the fucking answer to those questions? Seems like the runners don't know any of it. The person who donated that is probably a super Halo autistic.

>>715135891
>READ THE FUCKING ROOM
>Want to hear a dono?
>NO, NO THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO CHIME IN
>SHUT THE FUCK UP, THE ANSWER IS NO

57:30 - stopped reading dono
58:48 - started talking

>>715135368
I've never once every thought about checking reddit during or after gdq desu

This feels like one of those runs where we rate the host and the run separately.
This is good, these guys are great, this danger haired furry is going to single handedly ruin it.

>>715135630
Because covenant are just better and the only thing humanity has over them is Spartans and AI also maybe better guns. Otherwise elites are better then Marines and covenant have better ships. Only reason covenant lost was because they cared more about the rings which lead to the flood killing a lot of them and fucking over there best soldiers(elites).

THEY ARE ACTIVELY IGNORING THE DONO READER

cringe kino

>meekly trying to continue the trivia
holy fucking shit dude

>>715135809
They indirectly did. The Halo rings had lots of ancient forerunner stuff and The Flood inhabited on them. Covenant wanted the foreunner stuff but Humans were able to stop them and blow up the first ring. This set off a chain reaction where a ton of the Covenant broke off and joined Humanity when they realized "The Great Journey" was a lie, The Flood wiped out High Charity, (The Covenant's home world basically, and that really fucked up shit.
Basically Humanity got super lucky and after they defeated The Flood and main leaders of The Covenant, the ones that broke off had no reason to fight anymore so they called a truce

>>715135957
Donations reflect the host.

>"B-by chance d-do you kno-"
Lol, lmao even

the guys are good but the host is annoying af

>>715135981
>>715135982
>>715135984

I'm amazed and thankful the host wasn't this annoying during the SM run. It was the same person too.

dono reader is salty as hell

>>715135796
Yeah they definitely told him to calm it down. Probably after they saw him loudly talking over the hosts when they were trying to talk

You can tell the runners absolutely can't stand the host, especially Nevy. Nevy just looked so annoyed like he didn't want to play and had to give Fletchy an answer because "IT'LL GET US MONEYYYY!" Nevy didn't even give a fuck about it.

>"I have a few halo related trivia donations: what year did the humans first contact the covanant? What planet are the eliets from? who is your favorite trans character in the halo universe?
>uhh did you get the 2nd banchee yet?

Gamers are truly most the oppressed group in modern times.

>>715135959
You're calling that anon autistic yet you can't read the guys' expressions every time the reader goes on a donation tirade?

>>715135368
there has been barely any activity there the whole time
it's fucking dead

MY WIFE

guys, i think i might be donosexual

>>715136029
Nah that was Bobby, this is some furry named Fletch

absolutely shameless

>>715136060
i literally didn't say anything about the runners. i don't even think anon is wrong, i just think he's sperging out

I still refuse to believe that there's actual humans behind most of these donations
Especially at 2AM

>Let me know if I can read a donation...ummm let me know if I can read a donation...

Holy shit, just fuck off. It's like they're going to start crying if they don't get to read donations.

There should be ZERO donation readers during a 4-player run with no couch commentary

>>715135742
bro, your auto mute mpv script?

>>715136096
You're right, my mistake. Yikes.

Why did the commander of Tranny squad kill himself?

>>715136114
Not everyone lives in the EST time zone

>>715135741
Yes.

>>715136064
yeah it's bizarre, i usually check in there every once in a while because it's amusing to see even redditors complaing about the donations readers/incentive shilling, but his GDQ, there have barely been any threads

>>715136114
They're germans so not technically people

Fuck, he's gonna be the host during tony hawk too.

Woooo

>>715136125
Saved

this is insane
it's 1 - 2 minutes between donos
it's actually insane

this fucking sucks man lmao

How he immediately pounces on the opportunity to read the donations the microsecond they throw him a bone is pathetic.
He either doesn't give a shit that they all hate him or he's the most dense fucker in the room.

Hes such a bad host

These lads have gotta learn you NEED to be talking and keeping something going to shut down the host

>"TRANS RIGHTS!"
>"HOYYYYPE"

>TRANS. RIGHTS! for the 9001th time
>audience cheers

These guys have obviously planned donation points in the run. They're giving the host room to read donations. And the fucking host involves himself over the run anyway.

>>715135861
Yeah, it's pretty funny but they're all too nice to be direct about it.

>>715136152
To get Emile and 6 past the Scarab since they were on foot

>>715136125
Kek

>>715136220
sLOWLY
i BegAN
to hATe THem

>>715136134
never used it because it seems like the whole stream being muted constantly would be annoying, but this run is making me seriously consider it

If these guys care about trains rights so much why don't I see them help build railroads across the country?

>>715136210
furries have never been known for their self awareness

>>715136064
>>715136162
Lowest ever viewed marathon

Do trannies not find it annoying for them to just constantly be saying "WE EXIST"

>>715136259
TRANS RIGHTS HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

>>715136250
Would you rather have a silent run, or the dono reader screaming TRANNNNNS RIGHTS! every 2 minutes?

anon you must understand we can't have any """"""""dead air"""""""" or the event will collapse

Did the donations stop?

>>715136271
They think if they yell loud enough theyll convince everyone how feminine they are.

>>715136259
we reached 41 227

>>715136182
I'm sorry Anon.

This runs been an A, but this host is doing his best to tank it.

>>715136259
Pay no attention to the view count behind the curtain!! Trans Rights! TRANS RIGHTS!!!! TRANNNNNSSS RIIIIGHTTSSSS!!!! HOOYYYPEEEEE!

>>715136302
No there's still like 12 more +1k anonymous ones left

Insufferable host

someone throw this man into a volcano

>real quick
>talks over them

>>715136259
Lmao the viewer dropoff for the 4-tranny mario followed by shitty gameshows is viewable from orbit.
Peak viewership hours and they use it to play the world's most rarted Family Fued Knockoff

>>715136357
>real quick
>goes on for a full minute

>LE TRIVIA RESULTS FROM AUTISTIC

Nobody fucking gave a shit about the trivia game. Most people wouldn't know the answer to those questions, and some REDDIT autistic felt like they had to post it.

>>715136201
The thing is I bet they have someone in their earpiece shouting at them like Vince McMahon. "Read more donos!! Not enough people are donating, you need to meet the quota!!!"

>>715136297
this is unironically how a lot of these people think, they get anxiety if they're sitting in silence for longer than 30 seconds.

>did someone say timer?
>literally ignore him and keep talking
KEK, they fucking hate him.

>>715136332
And yet - donations are somehow not the lowest ever?
Oy vey

how do the aliens stay in one piece when being hit with rocket launchers?

>>715136259
This is what happens when you ban fun.

Reach is collapsing.....

once again, a minute between reading donos
this host is actually mentally ill

Every time he gets ignored I smile a little
It feels better every time
>we got time for...one
Jesus christ

Run without host woulda been an easy C.

Now I have to rate it an F for FUCK FLETCH

>WOULD YOU LIKE A FEW MORE DONOS?
>yeah we got time for....one.
Fucking based

>Would you like a few more donos?
>Yeah we got time for umm... one

FUCK THIS HOST

Rate this run!

The host really is WAY too aggressive with donation reading. Holy shit. It's not that serious.

Rate.....
The Run....

oh brother, this guy STINKS!!!!!

Rate Halo: Reach!

>>715136271
No. They love when people hate them, but at the same can't say anything against them.

>>715136457
With like 45 seconds left in the goddamn game

They skipped the last mission...

RATE REACH

RATE THE REACH RUN

>>715136468
A
Fuck the host but the run was great

>>715136468
>>715136472
D idn't watch wasn't interesting

>>715136468
>>715136480
A, despite the gay host

>>715136490
>>715136496
B

>>715136468
>>715136472
>>715136480
B, host really lowered the grade.

>>715136472
>>715136480
A run
ZZZ Host

>>715136472
>>715136480
>>715136490
A

Isn't there like a cool "objective: survive" thing at the end of reach?

>>715136472
>>715136468
A run but fuck the host

>I kept hearing all of your donations constantly
kek

>>715136468
C
The run was fun and it would be a B but the fucking host man

>>715136468
>>715136472
>>715136480
A
The dono reader was really bad.

>>715136468
A

>>715136468
>>715136472
>>715136490
A-

Runners were great, but donation reader was super annoing.

>>715136468
>>715136472
B but host fucking sucked

>>715136468
>>715136472
>>715136480
>>715136490
>>715136496
S RUN
`BEHEAD THE HOST!

>>715136496
A for halo but probably should be lower

>>715136472
A

>>715136468
>>715136472
>>715136480
>>715136490
>>715136496
A
I'm going to ignore the host's part in this.

>>715136468
>>715136472
>>715136480
A for the run
ZZZ for the faggot host

>I kept hearing all of y'all's donations
Lmao bombastic side-eye

>>715136472
A

>>715136472
I watched it muted but felt the pain.
Going with a B.

>>715136468
B

>>715136480
>>715136468
You faggots need to get a relevant picture if you're gonna try to be the first fag to say it.

F for Fletch, run was fine but that cunt made it insufferable

>>715136468
>>715136472
>>715136480
C

>>715136468
B*

*with the donation reader auto-muted

>>715136457
>>715136463
>>715136464
The very long pause after he asked was a pretty explicit declaration of "you are annoying the shit out of us, you fuck".

>"i kept hearing all your donos constantly"

based runner

That super metroid race was great. Eddie barely beat Oats.

>>715136468
>>715136472
>>715136480
B , would be an A without the retarded host

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S. Despite the attention seeking furry

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D idn't watch