Thread 715151141

30 year old boomer kino - edition

Now: TMNT 2 : The Arcade Game
Next: Strider
Later: Mega Man 3

Stream: www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56

Previous:>>715142827

That is a large man.

Nice subject, you geriatric retard

>forgot title
MIGGGGGGGGGGIN

*enters thr-ACK*

miggy

migging

retard

>>715150823
They were having trouble getting the audience to cheer for that shit multiple times these past days.
Should be pretty obvious that normies are getting pretty tired of it. Further evidenced by the drops in viewers.

MIGGING!

Bald guy does a mean Peter Griffin impression.

>>715151231
go back to the sharty underage
you dont belong

>>715151198
>>715151206
>>715151237
God dammit. I'm getting forgetfull in my old years

Miggy diggy dee doo

>shoutouts before time
Everyone should be doing this

migged

>>715151197
A mega man

mig

>>715151321
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>715151360
FUARK

This run makes me kinda sad. This used to be norm, but now it's all leftist tranny shit.

>>715151360
>pantyhose

>>715151414
yeah this a blast from the past

Fucking knew this cunt would be obnoxious.

>>715151360
god i wish my face was that floor

Migadelic, baybee

>>715151414
This couch is so much fun that it's sensory overload for me after all the boring shit this GDQ.
Especially after the sayonara mario world 2 run last night.

>>715151427
I always wondered about this. Why the fuck did he not clean up after himself? That wad of cum went somewhere, but he just jumped into the stream ffs.

>that single trans rights clap and woo
Hehheheh.

>the staff and all the most obnoxious trannies are given runs at burger prime time
>all the he/hims and no-pronouns are made to run past midnight
I'm nooooooticing. It works out for me since I'm euro... but I'm noooticing.

>>715151239
this game is kino, I guess I have to buy a waggle to I can emulate it.

RATE TMNT II: The Arcade Game

>>715151360
Surely she was aware she was asking for it

>>715151517
S, skilled, fun, solid

>>715151517
A dude

>>715151517
A

>>715151517
S

>>715151517
A

>>715151517
S

>>715151232
I went to the store halfway through the run before this tacky gameshow event and I'm glad I did. There can be too much cringe and that is definitely above my threshold.

>>715151517
A

>>715151517
S

>>715151517
B for beat em ups are kinda boring but guys were fun

>>715151495
>get ESA
>get the best GDQ runs, including not having to see the absolutely awful final 12 hours every event has where they stall for donations
Imagine not being european

>>715151517
Solid A

>>715151517
S

I just want good times to come back.

>>715151517
SSS the best run there was

>>715151517
A

>>715151517
S
Entertaining couch and an absolute unit of a bloke.

>>715151517
A

>>715151474
He has no shame. After it happened, he went on his personal forum and said it'd be funny if an emote was made of it.

>>715151517
S+
giggity

>>715151517
B+

>>715151517
A

>>715151517
B for BIG GUY

>>715151517
A, entertaining. The unit on the left is great.

>>715151524
I honestly assumed she was just an autist.

alright now cut away while we forklift that guy offstage

>>715151517
A

>>715151517
S Solid, fun times with big chungus and the voice lads.

How can someone be so FAT

>>715151517
ZZZ

>>715151517
S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXIOXpF0R_w&list=PLErsx10Ke4uyOFe2wTR6onj3l1iZAdGt5&index=13

>>715151517
A for Awesome

>>715151517
A

>>715151517
An easy A.

>>715151517
Be who you be?
Rated B

>>715151517
Insanely Easy SSS

>turn on stream

JESUS, WHAT IN THE FUCK

HE IS LITERALLY 5X THE SIZE OF THE GUY NEXT TO HIM

THAT'S AT LEAST 600 LBS

>you in the audience, you have a purpose
Objectively not true

>>715151517
DIdn't watch.. but I give it an S

Cowabunga? Cowa piecea fuckin dog shit!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAY

See this guy's speech is actually positive unlike the fake shit you hear from other people

>>715151517
S
kino

>>715151517
A ,good run, fun couch. Didn't cheat with infinite lives like turtles in time.

>>715151517
A

>>715151621
I think that's just pure fat with a little bit of someone in it.

How has GDQ been so far this year? Does the rating chart exist?

>we'll lift you up
They must be pretty strong if they can carry that big lad around.

>>715151141 (OP)
do boomers like nortubel?

that speech was very nice desu

>>715151409
Thanks, I wondered what the arcade version sounded like

>>715151680
>Cowabunga? Cowa piecea fuckin dog shit!

>>715151623
fuck you faggot

>>715151517
A

>>715151696
First 3 days were complete shit.

>>715151648
It's a fat man's world we're just living in it

>>715151517
A.

Maybe a hair too corny and self-help-positive for a higher rating but still damn solid.

>>715151618
Has his own mobility forklift.

>want to play vidya
>don't want to miss NES kino

>>715151517
S for SSSSSOUL

>>715151517
ZZZ
Boring, dull game, dreary couch making gay voices and singing, trans rights. Retarded speech at the end.
Everyone rating this above that is a newfag who don't know what GDQ was.

Uh oh melty

>>715151696
I can count the good runs with my fingers, most of them are garbage.

COWABUNGA

>>715151725
eat shit boomer

>>715151680
>>715151724
>that episode is older now than the game was when the episode was uploaded

>"trans lefts" leading in some donation category as a filename or whatever
uh oh

>>715151775
Hush child, it's past your bedtime.

>>715151517
S

>>715151517
meh D

>>715151819
Love these niggas.

>>715151497
It was originally a Flash game, and I think it has a mobile port too.

>>715151517
E

aw yes gay run

>>715151517
A

>painted nails
>balding
>"any"
>zest face
i'm going to be sick

oh that's ghey

Real talk, is it gay to hold the same controller with another man?

>>715151517
Was gonna give it a better grade but obnoxious faggots drew it down to a D.

>>715151843
jesus christ don't say that

>>715151964
Only if balls touch.

>>715151964
Naw, only if your fingers touch.

OH FUCKAWSDASDF

>kill
Banned.

>>715151964
they aren't touching so no

>>715151964
depends on what you're doing with your free hand...

did i dream that a few run ago they were saying 'trans rights are GNARLY'?

>>715151964
Depends on the controller, if stick controller yes. If it’s more box like, much like the nes controller no.

>>715151964
it's ok, it's a they and any

THANKS I NEEDED THAT SEIZURE

>frame glitches with 2 players
ok interesting

>>715152052
No, that was donation comment.

This must be hard as shit.

>>715151686
>>715151717
Yeah, the bit about his wife and 4 daughters and doing his shoutouts early, the genuine kindness and gratitude. The whole damn run was stellar.

fucking riveting gameplay here

Oh right, I forgot that NES Strider was previously shilled as a good speedrun for novices to learn.

>3-4 times consecutively
yeah it's gonna be a dnf

Looking a bit dire.

The fuck are they doing, it'd be faster to just play the fucking game

>NES game block
>it's dogshit

>>715151974
You seem like (You) really need this, bait-kun
Hope your day gets better, man.

Are they winning?

Are...are you sure these two can Strider?

I don't know, it would be impressive if they pulled this off without too many attempts but now it's becoming a big choke

meanwhile 2p1c at ESA

>25% of the run already wasted on a single trick
DNF incoming

>>715152286
almost

Slow-moving trainwreck

ok this is going to be a shit run isn't it

>>715152289
They finally did it!

SSS run this one

10 second time save took 6 minutes

oh shit they got it

REEEEEE

>>715152419
Nope, we're back

>>715152401
If these guys were being serious, the estimate would be 6 minutes. This is purely an entertainment piece, but still requires both of them to have quite a bit of skill.

3 2 1 go

>>715152487
>entertainment piece
this used to be a speedrun event

>ANALyze
classic

I'm hearing some legally distinct contra music in this game.

Doing a run filled with frame perfect glitches with two people holding the controller is the dumbest fucking idea ever.

>>715152209
That's how these gooners got on stage and out the house

>>715152539
LOL You're here for speedrunning? Wait for BSG, NSG, UKSG, AUS, hell, any event outside the USA.

>>715151141 (OP)
took me a while to find the thread, thanks fucker

>>715152618
kek
it was ok

>>715152586
indeed. seen better performance

>my partner
>my partners back home
wat

>>715152636
He said he was sorry!

Eh? Did he say something that implies a polycule?

>>715152658
She's so small and cute

>>715152658
2p1c should always be man/woman pairings

>>715152665
God will judge the polyamorous harshly

>>715152658
Puppery!!

>>715152658
You're hurting me anon, stop that

uhhhh... partners.... plural?

>Mega man 3
I dont know what co-op means but I'm looking forward to it

>>715151141 (OP)
Way to go retard the thread doesn't show up in the catalog searching for sgdq

>>715152658
wow an actual cute woman
GDQ could never

Uhhh, are we not rating that run?

we rating it or not?

>>715152791
Not this time. Let's let it slide into the ether.

>>715152791
>>715152793
no more chart faggotry, thank god

>>715152635
they are all shit. speedrunning in general is dead as fuck
I don't want to watch literal who eurotrash that are ranked 9001 on the leaderboard play games slowly
I don't want to watch a circlejerk of eurotrash yapping while they let's play a jrpg
the only good european runners are jhay who never attends events and hypno
I don't want to watch a japanese event where I understand nothing
RRLAT and RPGLB are the only true speedrun events left

>>715152658
>biological woman

>>715152791
Apparently not.

>>715152730
Hope it's not just cheating with the second controller debug commands

>>715152824
t. troon

Rater Strider

RATE strider

>>715152791
>>715152793
Anyone can type "Rate that run" anon
Try it now!

>>715152857
>>715152863
B

>>715152836
>realwoman
lol

>>715152863
D

>>715151819
did that guy eat the ninja turts?

>>715152863
C for comfy choking

>>715152857
>>715152863
B
>>715152869
I only tell rate I don't make the rate

>>715152857
>>715152863
C
kind off a mess

>>715152791
>>715152793
>>715152857
>>715152863
>>715152869
B
We were so close to no rating

>>715152863
C

>>715152857
>>715152863
B

>>715152863
B

>>715152857
>>715152863
B
at least the runners were normal guys....except that weird poly curveball at the end there

>>715152863
C

>>715152863
C

>>715152863
B

>>715152863
>>715152857
D It was closer to a glitch exhbition than an actual speed run, since if they didn't screw up the first one for six minutes they would have finished the game in like five.

>>715152795
Damn, ESA looks like that?! What are we doing?

>>715152857
>>715152863
SSS for that tranny alone

>>715152857
>>715152869
C for chill & choke

>>715152863
D - too much wasted time on trick attempts

>>715151427
>>715151474
Wait, what? I have never known the background for that guy or that gif.

>>715152863
C

> Mega Man 3 with the boys
nice

Fatso isn't a slur?

>>715152857
>>715152863
D

It was gay.

>>715152849
...it is. Fuck.

Fuck yeah, 3 is the best of the original 6

>>715152952
>that guy
One of the longest surviving lulcows.

>>715152863
B-
Kinda boring.

>>715152863
>C
>Look away for five seconds after staring for two minutes of failing to get frame perfect inputts
>They get the input

What's the co-op part I wasn't paying attention

>>715152795
>>715152930
this just makes me want to watch ESA VODs instead of this trainwreck

>>715153046
player 2 is just enabling cheats, it's as stupid as it sounds

>>715152693
Jesus is my favorite femboy.

>>715153046
second guy holds a controller and presses buttons to pretend he's playing

>>715153046
>>715152849

>>715153046
controls are split up across 2 controllers

>>715151141 (OP)
reminder

>>715152849
>>715152998
lol

>>715153046
Cheating.

Alright Ive been gone since the fake Family Feud bullshit, what did I miss?
How were Doom, Halo Reach, THPS4?

>everyone in the NES block is a normal guy
Really makes you think

This is as co-op as giving your little brother an unplugged controller.

B A S E D

Based kek

Right guy looks 100% like a coworker.

Only his voice is different.

>let's go trans rights
>"yeah alright whatever"
BASED

SSSSSSSSS+ run

UHHHH BASED?

He's kidding, that's EXACTLY what he meant.

banned

> "trans rights"
> "yeah whatever"
uh oh

...

>let's go trans right
>alright whatever

>oh god sorry
That's right, apologize for almost upsetting your trans overlords

>trans rights
>whatever
Based.

Interesting, had no idea p2 had that function in Megaman 3

Based runner is so getting banned

holy kek my sides

Auto SSS

>mega man run
oh yeah, it's rollposting time

>omg there's a TRANS RIGHTS donation I need to interrupt the run to read this RIGHT NOW
Bitch sbut the fuck up

Clip it, i was muted

Absolutely BASED unconscious response

>>715153078
>>715153093
>>715153097
>>715153102
>>715153117
Never knew you could do that. Neat, but it is kinda cheating so that's lame

Would have been better had he not apologized like a bitch.

>>715153210
>>715153207
>>715153206
>>715153192
>>715153189
>>715153181
>>715153180
>>715153179
>>715153175
>>715153173
clip?

>>715153048
I'll always shill this run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jxiAZm6jyY

>>715153261
kek

>>715153245
I meant subconscious, fuck

>>715153245
I think you mean subconscious

SSS run

>let's go trans rights
>we're 41% through the run!

>>715153243
>>715153254
Host was saying a dono while runner said whatever in response to the game so it sounded like he was dismissing the donation

>>715153250
he did what he had to to not have them instantly DNF the run and cut to a 30 minute trans rights diatribe

NES Block is really pulling its weight.

god that was the funniest shit this entire event
hope someone clips it

>>715153327
He could EASILY have kept playing in silence.

They should ban women from commentating during any run with dudes hanging out
They always feel the need to shoehorn their way into the group

I am magnetically
drawing my death to me

>>715153327
Pippy's reaction to it was fucking hilarious. None of them are used to criticism.
>W..wha?

What the fuck is Megaman co-op? Are they changing every screen?

>>715153243
>>715153254
I don't want to clip because they'll probably ban my account because they know why it's being clipped.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2508533453?t=28h31m50s

What did I just miss?

>just cheating your way through everything
>still chokes and dies

>>715153243
>>715153254
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752234280796955.webm

ONE JOB

Cheat and choke.

How the fuck you die while cheating???

Alright whatever
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752234271072933.webm

God I hope she's too embarrassed by that to read any more trans rights donations

>using cheats
>still dying
lol. lmao even

>>715153419
>>715153442
>>715153454
Twice.

>>715153459
bless you anon

>>715153428
>stopped before the apology

based

>>715153408
It has been a while since I did it so I might be fuzzy on this but in Mega Man 3 the second controller can give Mega Man infinite height and prevent him from dying. It's more of a debug feature they left in the final game but they're using it as a "co-op" run.

>>715153459
>Immediately apologizes
Lame

>>715153369
>>715153398
This was unironically a perfect example of what happens when a woman enters a male space. Suddenly everyone has to tiptoe around her, not to hurt her feelings or upset her.

>>715153459
>Alright whatever

>>715153459
That's it? Looks more like he's saying that because they fucking fell into the pit.

>>715153413

kek

>sorry that's not what I meant

aww

>>715153558
No duh, the timing was funny

>world peace
It's fascinating what normalfags think these donations are going to.

>>715153558
no shit

>>715153428
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
this will never get old

>>715153459
>Alright, whatever
So completely based.
I would be so tilted if shit unrelated to the run or the charity's cause was shoved into my eardrums when I'm trying to run. This is just a human response.
He should wear his ban like a badge of honour.

>>715153351
n

>>715153459
>cuts out his bitch ass profusely apologizing like a cuck

>>715153428
>beforetheapology director's cut

zased

So awkward now.

>>715153551
>healthbar icon isnt a swastika
woke fangame

>>715153558
That's the joke.

>>715153507
Yeah, Y's 3 had the same thing. You could move Adol around through clipping and all that other good shit.

>>715153607
yeah, thats what makes it funny

>>715153597
Instead he apologized on his knees like a bitch.

So how is this a co-op run?

Alright, whatever

>>715153607
history will remember him as being based

when he is not based

You know I really like this absolute silence of the game and being able to clearly hear the audience.

MM 3 was alright but didn't quite hit the mark for me. In spite of the Slide ability and better weapons, it still didn't "wow" me. Mega Man 2 is still the more iconic, and overall better game in my opinion. They didnt improve on the formula enough, and MM2 clearly had better music (also the mechanical dragon from MM2 was just incredibly more memorable than any encounter in MM3). I feel like the series didn't really pick up until Megaman X.

>>715153650
One dude is helping the other dude cheat (poorly).

Anyone have the latest chart?

>>715153650
they are doing this>>715152849

>>715153558
Won't stop Anons with iffy social intelligence running with it as a moment to pass down to future GDQ threads.

God she's really doubling down on it now

>>715153647
He'll still get banned, I'm not worried.

damn, just docked a letter grade for that one

The donation reading is annoying but her laugh makes my willy expand

Cult.

>megaman says trans rights!!! hahahahaha!!
wtf man

Oh, there's you "based" runner /v/.

Yeah, he's clearly very based.

Mega Man would say that.

>t-trans rights hehe...
Kek he is falling in line. The GDQ sniper probably would have killed him if he didn't say it.

> "Mega Man says trans rights"
Does he actually say that?
I have my doubts.

>>715152849
This run is super gay

went from SSS to ZZZ

>>715153779
He is a robot after all. He says whatever he's programmed to say.

We're seeing the impromptu and natural formation of a struggle session in real time.

>>715153550
Oh, I meant just GDQ staffers and all the nepo fucks who run the shell of this event.
He's still getting shadow banned forever.

>cheating
>trans rights
>apologizing
ZZZZZ

best theme coming through

>>715153814
Hot.

>>715153854
>>cheating
Just started watching?

I have to be honest.. I get scared every time Pippy is hosting because I have the same obnoxious laugh and im scared you guys will make fun of her for it

>>715153862
Yeah I really like this one.

>>715153763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcJK7Upd20s

>>715153814
disdain and aversion should be swapped

What should the audio delay be for the mpv mute script?

>>715153787
This but unironically.

>>715153907
One guy controls the character, the other controller literally cheats.

>>715153558
you are why peanut allergy warnings exist on peanut butter
holy fuck this board actually infested with normies

>>715153916
If you don't say "trans rights" every 5 minutes, I'll smash your boipucci without laughing at you.

>Pippy will never laugh at my penis
Why live

>>715153916
She laughs like Korone

>>715153834
Erm actually he's more than just a robot

>>715153454
not cheating hard enough

>third choke
>with cheats

>>715153996
I never chant trans rights so okay I feel better now

I'm giving the runner a pass to say trans rights since his run was in danger of being canceled live after that "yeah whatever" earlier that probably caused the suicide hotline to blow up

they really do grow these ecker bears in a lab

look at unc lmao imagine being 40 and playing video games

>>715153834
It's strongly implied that Megaman has consciousness despite being a robot

>>715153872
Pervert. I bet you're sick enough to enjoy this ego-trip of a ""run"" unironically, aren't you?

Fatso looks like alternate-dimension Sent.

why would you be scared about telling your friends and family you love them?

>>715152849
What else is it? Did they not explain what they were doing at the beginning of the run? What else would be done with the 2nd controller?

>watching speedrunning

No thanks, I’m not a degenerate no pussy getting faggot who’s secretly into kids

>>715154118
It's strongly implied that I don't give a fuck and that "AI" is nothing but scripts with big databases.

>>715154114
Don't worry you won't have to imagine it since it'll happen to you

>>715154114
Itll happen to you.

That "alright, whatever" really broke them.

>>715154114
i have nothing else let me be

>>715154154
They've been hyper-overcompensating ever since.

wait a second... this isn't co-op

>>715153981
Nah, you fucking faggots made it sound like that was his response to the donation.

As always, /v/ exaggerates everything.

>>715154121
It's not my kind of thing to run but it does seem pretty cool.

>>715154184
nope one guy plays the other uses debug commands to cheat

>>715154196
Are you autistic? You seem socially impaired and take everything far too literally

>>715154148
Bro it's a video game from the 80s we're not talking Google AI from current year

>>715154196
Kek what a retard

>>715154257
What part of "I don't give a fuck" failed to register?

Man, if only one of the best aspects of these old MM games wasn't the cool music.

>>715154196
holy shit actual youtube comment
let me explain it to you then
DEADASS AINTNOWAY HE JUST SAID "ALRIGHT WHATEVER" NAAAAAAAAH :skull: :skull:

>>715154305
Rockman baby!

Why do they need a dude for the second controller cheats? Tape that button down and call it a day.

>>715154226
Still requires co-operation.

>>715154196
Funny thing is they're doing the same shit as GDQ staff are, they're looking for soundbytes and crap to snip out and preserve as some kind of amazing moment.

>>715151524
She claimed that she was dressing conservatively, in all those outfits.

>>715154364
Yeah like cooperating with my Game Genie.

when you little brother wants to play

>>715154298
You sure give enough of a fuck to keep replying to my no-effort bait, brother.

>we're big fans of torment around here
Is he subtly implying that being barraged with "TRANS ROIGHTS HOYYYPEE" is torture or am I reading into it too much?

>>715154476
>merely pretending

What's so "Mega" about him anyway?

>>715154517
You're searching for based where there's only cringe and apologists.

>>715154521
Actively baiting out a response does not necessarily mean that I'm wrong, kiddo. That's a fallacy.

>>715154517
He's talking about the game being broken or unfair in specific ways.

>>715154565
ask roll

>>715154574
I bet a lot of this is just performative though, it's easy to pretend and go along with it and make fun of it 10 minutes later

>>715154584
>responds to "umad"
>thinks he's king of trolls
humiliating

MM10 was one of the first games I ever played where I knew it was shit within a few minutes.

A Wii kid? Sorry kid you're Nintendo nostalgia sucks

just hold right dumbass
you have one job

>>715154586
I love Mega and Roll music

Has the masked guy spoken at all?

>>715154639
I played MMX4 or something as my first game ever and I hated it so much I almost concluded that gaming in general just wasn't for me.

>>715154668
he's taken a vow of silence.

>>715153713
Chart ecker's busy stroking his morning wood to the bear on the right

>>715154114
look at cuz lmao imagine being 20 and posting here

This music here goes hard

>>715154665
I don't know if you're joking because I'm autistic but his name is rockman

>>715154605
Of course it is. The anon you're responding to is just upset that the "yeah whatever" wasn't actually in response to the donation. He got his hopes up and now he's heartbroken

Is Ishowspeed going to speedrun anything?

>>715154668
His conversations are between him and his mask

My biggest exposure to this franchise is the Nico Nico Douga.

>>715154624
You never said umad though
I'm simply stating the (obvious) fact that comparing MegaMan to google's AI was kinda lowkey retarded by you lawl

BATTLE NETWORK MENTIONED LOVE ME SOME BATTLE NETWORK

>>715154764
how did this nigga get to michael jackson levels of fame i'll never know

You've sent my firstborn back to me

>>715154813
3 and 6 are the best Battle Network games.

>>715154764
He might as fucking well, it's not like he'd drag the stream's quality any further down.

>>715154845
Megaman Battle Network 3 Blue Version™

>>715154820
Sign of the times, grim

All this garbage during EU sleepy times. God bless you Sent.

>>715154813
Battle network is fucking gay! GAY!

I want to be the one to watch you die

>715154781
i know you're a glutton for abuse, but i'm no longer entertained trying to explain how to not get trolled

rate the run!

>>715154954
B nothing special

>>715154954
A for anal with Tippy

>>715154954
A

>>715154938
>I was trolling and only pretending to be retarded!
Alright you do you sister, it's all good

>>715154954
B I enjoy :)

RATE THE BLUE BOMBER RUN

>>715154954
C+

Rate Mega Man III (CHEATED%)!

>>715154954
A

>>715154954
B

>>715154954
D
Choking cheating mess

>>715154954
A

>>715154954
B for bleh

>>715154954
F cheated run

>>715154954
A

>>715154954
E

>>715154954
B, a lot of chokes but I enjoyed it

>>715154954
D

>>715154954
C- alright whatever

>>715154954
B

shoutouts to tech crew

>>715154954
SSS for megatrans rights apologizing

>>715154954
A

>break
OVER IT"S FUCKING OVER FIRE THE TECH CREW

>>715154954
E

>>715154954
B- alright run

>>715154954
C, uninteresting concept for a run with a lot of mistakes alongside whatever commentary.

Thank god it's over

>>715154954
C

>>715154954
Ima do him a D

>>715154954
C

PANIC! AAAAAHAHHHHHH

>>715154954
Z
Cheating. Choking. No music.

>>715154954
B-

>>715154897
>mh wilds tier list
>monster hunter
>monster hunter
Absolutely fucking godless

>>715154954
A

>>715154954
A

>stream dies immediately after the run

Yeah, they're getting escorted out of the building

>>715155029
Im not sure you understand how speed runs work. This was a run DESIGNED around using those "cheats". It was intended to use them. It wasnt cheated.

Oh shit! They are going to kill him for his subconscious slip of the tongue!

IT'S OVER

>>715154954
>>715155009
C

Rate SGDQ 2025

AAAAAAAAA, tranny rights help meeeee

>>715154954
C

>>715154954
C

>>715154954
E, not good, boring gimmick, tons of fuck-ups, no music

im at the venue there are multiple cop cars outside

>>715154954
A
It nice

Dragged out to the parking lot and shot dead. Sweet dreams you beautiful boomers

Wait what happened?

Yet another shoutout to our amazing tech crew

wtf at least stream his execution for us

>>715155175
Please be true

>>715154954
B a bit lame but interesting concept I've never seen before

>>715155175
that's what that chud runner gets for slipping up

>>715155192
they laughed at trans rights

>>715155127
I think it's funny this is one of the only oldfag Twitch emotes that still gets used regularly.

>tranny colors rotating on screen
Am I being hypno-groomed?

>>715155192
Don't know, but all my chaturbate streams started stuttering aswell.

>>715155117
ok but im still voting F

>>715155150
T for Trans Rights.

>>715155251
Thats fair.

>>715155175
>>715155192
Protomagicalgirl is on site with a rifle

>>715154954
ZZZ they butchered it

>>715155241
take your meds chud

>>715155196
This was such a kino run. All of her runs are.

GDQ is over. Rate the event!

>>715153936
absolute gem

>>715155284
I always knew this day would come.

>>715155297
Go away. Things were nicer without you here.

>>715154954
F
they cheated and they still didn't do well

>>715154954
Started at S and then began docking points.

Final score: B

Everyone, don't panic. There has been an incident in the cafeteria, but authorities have the situation under control.

>>715155343
did he go down

>>715154954
e

panicans btfo

Oh no... This is the SA2 runner who got groomed into a tranny, isn't it...

>>715155374
No, but he did set off the seismic alerts.

CHARTECKER
THIS IS AN AD
THE DEV IS RUNNING HIS OWN GAME

>This is a game I made
Ad, Z

>oh hey one guy no couch could be go-
>this is a game i made

ad run

Ngl Ben Albert is a kino name

Paid ad run ZZZ

wait what? was that ANOTHER pokemon game on the schedule?

>game
>2024
>game the runner did
looks grim but i'll give it a chance

>>715155343
Diis kaba walla banta poodoo skywalker huhuhu

>>715155461
>empty room
who's he advertising to

BEST GAME EVER, THANKS DEV

>>715155462
This gotta be the first time someone has played their own game.

>>715155498
That would be the twitch audience

oh its another one of these

>Comfy couch bros is over
>AdRun
Welp

did he make this with an ai prompt

alright whatever

>I'm speedrunning a game I made myself :)
>You can buy the game from the SGDQ Humble Bundle btw, 100% positive steam reviews :)

>not even speedrunning
HE'S JUST STANDING THERE WTF

Wow, this is the first time a dev came to an event to run their own fucking game kek. I feel like this needs a special icon besides shill run.

This game just makes me think of Flywrench which is an infinitely better game (and filters plebs)

>>715155461
>>715155462
>>715155470
Comfy NES hours are over...

>>715155535
Big hoss

why are they advertising a flash game?

I liked the game better when it was called Ninjah.

>>715155404
yes

>>715155535
Wow. Strong feminine vibes!

he should've worked on making assets for his game instead

>>715155591
who would groom that

>>715155546
I can already tell his game is in the lowest tier, and that's saying something.

Time to listen to music till this game is over

yeah nah, i'm already tired of celeste, meat boy or "platformers for speedruns" clones

>>715155652
Honestly youre probably good to listen for another 6 hours or so.

>>715155652
For me, it's finishing this episode I had on pause all day.

>>715155652
bieber just dropped

>>715155546
Can't be more ad of a run than this

>>715154086
Do people actually find this attractive?
Asking for a friend

If he sticks around a couple years it will be neat to watch his transformation into a woman

>>715155535
We love you, Dage4
Set another WR

>>715155652
I'm back to playing Megaman Command Mission.

I really don't like these type of "small sprite pixel platform" games.

There is absolutely nothing on the schedule until Metroid Zero Mission at like 3pm EST. Time to go do something else.

>>715155713
They do in your Blue Oyster type of bar.

>>715155719
>We
I may love them, but Ill never seen them as female.

Dude built the collision engine for his game and forgot to do the graphics

>>715155719
don't deadname anon you can get sued for that

if only edmund mcmillen was still alive to see the horrible genre of platformers he created.

>>715155713
fags do yeah

>There's some people that like to...
theres no one you fucking fag, no one plays this game

>>715155807
Guess it'll be another "Mute the stream and play music over the run" run. I choose this tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuYcDnzkYGo

>>715155693
Kino
>>715155697
I liked Daisies a bit

Yeah this shit is literally Flywrench now

>>715155874
You mean alive on the inside?

>>715155874
I don't think he cares after Super Meat Boy Forever was made.

>>715155940
Nice, but that pics about 150-200 lbs underweight.

>>715155652
Listen to a song about squirrels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE

>>715155887
>the only speedrunner of your game is....yourself, the dev itself.
I'm not sure if this is more funny than sad.

i hope this guy is as ashamed of himself as he should be

>>715155947
Steak man has nothing to do with any Meat Boy game after Super Meat Boy. Those games are all on Tommy.

>im on there im in the top 10
BRUH

>>715155713
Chartfag does.

Only 10 minutes in? Feels like 30

>dude is 32
pffft haha he looks 45

>ad run
>dev is choking this hard at his own game
i'm going to bed. someone rate this a Z for me

This game might be impressive if it was a free flashgame made 16 years ago

>>715155343
>It's actually not shooped
>There's a skeleton in that man

>>715156070
There's clearly in-game leaderboards

>>715156070
>im on there im in the top 10

>>715156008
I've loved that song ever since I heard it in White Chicks

>>715156025
he probably paid more to come here to shill this than all hes made from steam sales so far

>>715156123
What "good runs"? The last good one was Neon White and that was many hours ago now.

I hate game jam niggas so much

>>715156123
Hey, you got another Pokemon run to look forward to!

Oh shit, this run is an ad? That's why it feels so weird atmospherically.

>>715156149
oh there is no doubt in my mind

he probably talked his dad into "investing"

>>715156260
its the first game ive seen where the music is audible

>>715153551
What was the name of this game again? I would play it but it's its own executable instead of being a romhack.

Is this the first on-site run where nobody is on the couch.

This just feels really depressing for some reason

i can tell this is a game made by speedrunners for speedrunners. the dev is an avid fan of speedrunning and has a long, rich history of speedrunning many games prior to creating his very own.

All these devs making these minimalistic SMB-likes fail to understand that part of the reason SMB got big was the art style.

>>715156350
Nailed it.

>>715156384
Grim

>>715156384
>long, rich history of speedrunning
heh

whats with the constant balatro shilling

>please buy my game
>it's part of the humble bundle
fuck off
ZZZ

>>715156384
Speedrun.com isn't exactly everything of speedrunning, that's kind of what the godless night thing was about, obsessing over leaderboards and setting WRs on them.

Humble Bundle just needs to die already

>>715156463
Yeah, they mention it as much as trans rights

>>715156463
trying to bait normalfags to watch later

>>715156535
It did when IGN bought it and ran it into the ground.

>>715156535
humble bundle died to me after it was bought by IGN

Wew, I almost didn't find the thread because of the missing title.

>blah blah UMMM blah blah UMMM blah UMMM
Indie devs are hacks

>>715156463
>balatro shilling
Thanks for reminding me of ANOTHER shitty run coming later today.

>This catches out a lot of people
>He's the only person playing it
Kinda sad ad, almost feel bad for him

>>715156516
That's a fair point, SRC is infested with lots of people who barely even like speedrunning

>>715156375
theres been a few late at night, but the issue is this guy is a fraud and is here to advertise his game that nobody plays

>>715156360
mig casually

>>715156591
>>715156579
The point where they started to hide the sliders with dark UI tactic shit, and kept changing the defaults to favor themselves over the developers and charities, you could tell they were dead on the inside and that humble was just a name.

>>715156668
based schizorunner always has an audience and competition

>>715156668
Don't be he's a lying POS

Noticing how there's a lot of donations that are "this is for my kid"

Wait. There's another Pokemon run?

Games like these used to be free browser games.

>>715156745
>now little adham, do you want a new switch or to donate that money to msf?

>>715156770
WE GOT POKIMEEEEN!!!!

He's not even good at his own game, he absolutely paid for this.

what games would YOU introduce to your kids /v/?

>>715156779
Still would be but Steam greenlight and then just allowing everything to be for sale ruined everything.

>>715156868
I'd introduce Lost Life to my daughter.

Bros I just completed World 6 in Super Mario Bros 3. I beat the flying fortress on my first attempt. I felt like I had to share this major event in my life. Thanks for reading, xoxo

>>715156681
Yeah there's an awful lot of the "I never played this casually" streamer shitters.
>>715156868
Doom.

>>715156868
Baseball tbdesu

>>715156516
theres gotta be somewhere they track world records right

>>715156868
Statistically my kid will just end up playing Roblox so it wouldn't even matter

PLEASE PLAY MY GAME

>>715156914
Good for you little bro. I hope you enjoy the rest of the game.
Do a second playthrough and youll find you have infinite P-Wings.

>>715156878
Greenlight came way late, it was the xbox live arcade stuff that really sold this stuff being worth money, causing people to buy everything from Braid to Thomas Was Alone and think they're gaming masterpieces.

so where is your game /v/?

>>715156868
Gacha

>>715156868
Slime Rancher