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Hooray cheers for our baker!

>>715186086 (OP)
wtf i was baking

I'm gay

OOOOOOOOOHHHH I AM MIGGIN'

That autistic women needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP

Hello my friends, and welcome to another GDQ thread.

The upsetting part about this Metroid run is all it would take is for the runner to have "she/her" as they're pronouns with literally nothing else of this run having changed and everyone would be freaking out and rating the run a ZZZ.
But because it's a cis male, it will just get spammed with SSS. A bit hypocritical, dontcha think?

Autism speaks. It’s time to LISTEN.

Runner and couch sit stone faced during this trans rights crap.

Gonna sleep until Mario Maker

Get that yelling autistic kid out of there holy fuck

What's with the audio this year anyway, you hear way too much from the audience, even just at conversation volumes

>>715186179
too slow

When was the last time cancer was mentioned in this "charity," all I fucking here is trans shit. Just make a charity for trans people at this point

>couch and runner dead silent during trans rights donos
yep, they're banned

no but seriously how many times can they say trans rights what the fuck

Does the couch seem irritated by the trans rights shouting or is it just me?

Basic Power Suit appreciators, stand up.

Mig landed successfully

miggy

>>715185821
what is that emote you used?

>>715186240
bonjour anon

Go for it Samus!
You're our hero!

>>715186219
get your eyes checked for autism.

Metroid

Migged

IM A HEADBANGA

>donate a million dollars
>description: "if you ignore all "trans rights" donations for the entire week, I will donate five million more
Would they accept or ignore?

>>715186240
is he still speedrunning teeth rot?

Chart?

>>715186250
hate trannies, simple as

>>715186250
>But because it's a cis male, it will just get spammed with SSS.
Yep. Mad? Good.

>>715186250
If the runner were MTF they'd be shouting trans rights along with everyone else, which would make the run worse

>>715186328
it wasn't an emote, it was someone donating 100 dollars.
>unless i am being bamboozled

Migging by trainS RIGHTS

>>715186318
it did not, this is not /uma/

>>715134671
>>715134795
There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!

I keep trying to use SGDQ as background noise while I work but it's really hard when the most common noises are autistic screaming and them shouting 'trans rights'

>>715186169
Would.

>>715185931
Yeah, colors are blown the fuck out for compensation, but filters in general can be nice if they're subtle.
People almost immediately think of the extremes garbage aka pic related.

TRAINS RIGHTS!!!!!!!

>>715186303
He definitely seems like he just wants to commentate and appreciate Metroid. I dare say he's the most normal person at the event. I think he wants to strangle the rude loud fucks in the audience.

>>715186250
dilate

>>715186413
This has literally never happened, you have all just created a trans boogeywoman in your head.

>>715186287
That's the charity during the winter. The summer one is for doctors doing things in various places and they talk about them plenty.

why do I hear a bunch of misbehaved children interrupting my trans rights

>>715186287
>cancer
This is SGDQ no AGDQ, so it's the better charity MSF

>>715186193
Do you think she gets glitter in her eyes?

GBA games look and sound so damn ugly

So now that we're here, what are you thoughts on the idea of an armored Zero Suit?

>>715186417
yeah that was someone getting banned for a 100 dollar usd bit donation

>>715186506
>better charity MSF

>>715186250
nah, neon white or whatever the fuck it was called got good ratings. most people here don't actually care if the runner is trans as long as they just play the game and don't shove it down everyone's throats

Hehehehehe EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOYPE!

>>715186536
bait

>>715186478
>trying to vibe to some metroid
>kid being loud the whole time
SAMUS CULO

>>715186550
She's just a boring generic barbie doll. Who cares.

>>715186550
Better than the space hooker stuff from Smash.

holy shit guys, metroid is a girl!!

>>715186417
pocketed by Jeff Bezos and AGDQ staff

>>715186506
human smuggling is not better than doing essentially nothing against cancer

>>715186086 (OP)
Migged, thank goodness this is over tonight

>>715186536
shit taste

>>715186532
Everytime I look into her eyes there's glitter.

I hate this host.

DONATE MORE EEEEEEEEEEEE
Do they honestly exppect everyone to donate on every train they make?

>>715186631
nice ass there, nintendo knew what they were doing

>>715186631
>holy shit guys, metroid is a girl!!
You don't know what she identifies as you FUCKING BIGOT

y can Metroid crawl?

>>715186330
the fuck is this scizobabble?

>>715186341
Based harem stacy Samus.

Real talk, I want these two ladies to be real characters in the games. I just like the idea of Samus having civvy friends/lovers.

This is my ideal Samus.

>>715186554
im autismo so not sure if you are being sarcastic or not.

Threadly reminder that Doctors Without Borders:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>works with the Soros Foundation to smuggle illegal aliens across borders
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>photographing rape victims without consent
>firing staff for using power imbalance to bang locals
>accused of being a colonialist white savior pipeline by their own staff
>somehow also not woke enough
>entire ambulance team executed in Haiti, nobody talks about it
>uses children in ads like it's an EA lootbox campaign
>launders money using the GDQ event
>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream
>supports crossdressing and harassing the differently-abled live on stream
>supports the use of flashing imagery to induce epileptic seizures

Let's break 3 hazbillion this GDQ!

>>715186554
>>715186417
>>715186632
10,000 bits is $126, so you tip twitch 26 bucks for the privilege of getting banned by gdq

>>715186631
powerful ass, the kind people remember

>>715186169
BRO WTF
>>715186554
so was that maybe like an accident or are they just being tyrannical even more than usual in modding?

>>715186568
>>715186640
Jews mad their groomed tranny army is financing help for Palestine, lol

ZERO SUIT

Remember that asshole expansion comic

>>715186478
for sure the most normal person at the event. he's a highlight at every event he attends whether he's playing or commentating. huge fan

>>715186728
BASED

this ones ez

>>715186536
it's mostly egregious when you play ff6 advance or another super nintendo port

Where the FUCK is the flashing lights warning?!?!?!

Does anyone have THE webm?

Why aren't they as excited about MSF?
Why aren't there donations like YEAAA SOMALIAN REFUGEE MEDICAL ASYLUM HOIIIP?
It's making me think

>>715186754
samus a cute post more

>>715186740
gdq mods friendly fire ban people all the time.

>>715186761
remodeling*

>>715186532
No, that's not how makeup works.

>>715186784
kek, found him

>>715186620
I like the space hooker heels.

>>584855710
wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose

>>715186834
Why not

>>715186703
I hate it. Wine aunt Samus is peak. That baby metroid is like her adopting a cat. Hag aura full throttle to アラサー, new year noodle course engaged.

i miss him bros

>>715186728
seeing this ritualpost calls back to mind the stacks of Hazbin trading cards my lil bro got and sold last year
I don't know shit about that show, but he made almost 800 bucks back by selling a bunch of signed "item" cards like a microphone and similar

>>715186086 (OP)
I haven't watched a single minute of this shitshow. Anything good/cringe happen?

Is there ANYTHING GDQ could do to win back the right-leaning audience at this point? Even if they shut down all trans rights spam and kicked out all diversity representation, the damage will not be forgotten.

>>715186740
>BRO WTF
That's our stunning and brave Titanfall 2 runner
If you don't like hairy pits... well I agree with you

>>715186754
>is called zero suit
>is clearly still wearing a suit

>>715186890
yeah

STILL NO FUCKING CHART

>>715186631
Samus has most powerful butt

>>715186728
>>715186746

>>715186929
It’s supposed to feel like being naked or something idk.

Why is Samus' emergency pistol so shit? Even she points out that it's "rather useless". I like to think that after this incident, she went out of her way to get a better gun, one that isn't a crappy pea shooter.

Also, these guys are acting like the stealth section is difficult and scary, and I just find that amusing.

>>715186908
They're clearly doing this tranny push right now to say "we don't want you here". That's really all this event has been about to them.

>>715186908
The question is: why would they WANT them back?
Lefties are far easier to separate from their cash.

started playing super metroid, this game is very good
very, very good
like holy shit

The design is not as bad as when added hi-heels to the zero suit, but I still prefer the past iterations of Samus.

shoutout tech crew

THANK YOU TECH TEAM

S H O U T O U T S

TECH CREW HOYPE

SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

shout outs to the tech crew

SHOUTOUTS

I would like to shoutout the tech crew for muting the donations

SHOUTOUTS

>>715186986
The stealth section is the hardest part of the game (besides shinespark puzzles) doebeit

>>715186801
It flashed on screen for a second.

nice one tech crew

NOT DURING METROID
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Is chartanon dead? Haven't seen him in almost a full day.

>>715187017
Wait until you learn how to wall jump consistently.

>>715186927
Boo-ring, where's the pluri-hours documentary about invisible walls starring random seething speedrunners, including uncensored Italian blasphemy?

>>715186869
Because no one would wear makeup that gets glitter in your eyes.

>muting the donation runner for me
Thanks

shoutouts to the tech crew

You can train a monkey to operate a mixer, but apparently it's too hard for the "tech crew".

SHOUT OUTS

why is the audio all crackly??

>>715186986
i think it's not that the emergency pistol itself is shit, but it's just that Space Pirates are just that strong that normal firearms are unreliable out them which is why she needs her Arm Cannon / Power Suit

tech crew moment

NASL sound team strikes back

>turn on stream
>it sounds like shit
>check thread
God I love tech crew so fucking much. I want to buy all of them a nice cyanide-laced dinner.

>>715186804
here you go senpai

It was going so good too... Technical issues are what kills the ratings....

T E C H C R E W

Shoutouts to Tim crew.

>>715186595
>>715186668
They unarguably sound like shit, the GBA's sound chip is notoriously garbage and responsible for its fizzy sound. If you like the games' tunes that's a completely different subject.

Just stellar work across the board from the tech crew.

>>715187121
Oh nice I thought my headphones were dying on me

>>715187121
>why is the audio all crackly??
How can you ask that when there's a GENOCIDE going on?

>>715187154
Where’s oats?

Little Samus is adorable. Look at her!

>tfw her smile and optimism: gone

Chances on the techcrew just letting this scuffed mic remain for the rest of the run?

>>715187158
tech issues among other things

run just went down a grade because of tech crew

Let it go, just enjoy the run

>>715187154
my top 3 most surreal things seen in one of these events, next to that fable runner thanking discord for grooming him.

Can we get a trigger warning up for crunchy audio please? There are people with hearing impairments and it might be best to just shut the stream down for a little bit.

NO NOOOTICING ALLOWED

>>715187141
now that's an ancient fucking meme goddamn
lamenting reapers ww@

>>715187154
missed ESA, might have to hate watch this with the other anon from last thread

>>715187154
Did she ever end up doing porn?

>>715187215
I don't even think they know/care. That is literally the only reason I can come up with.

is my mpv dying or is the sound just fucked

>>715187215
It's definitely not just one mic, it's all the mics.

>>715187215
It's at least another 10 minutes minimum.

>>715187135
we have lost so much bros

>>715187257
>next to that fable runner thanking discord for grooming him
The WHAT?

oh cool they're just not going to fix it for the rest of the run, huh? probably don't even realize there is an issue yet because none of their 50 paid employees monitor the stream or the chat

>>715186814
Okay

>>715187215
very high

>>715187158
>people hate tech issues more than TRANS RIGHTS screaming
the absolute state of ratefaggots

>>715187192
Oooh, are they laying down new tubes?

PAUSE THE FUCKING RUN

Uhhh, the chart??

I for one would just like to give a shout out to the tech crew. Without them, where would any of us be?

Sound is fucked.

Shoutouts to the troon crew.

audios not broken on stream 2

>>715187296
Anon get out now! Your computer's gonna blow up!

>audio's fucked? yeah read those donations anyways
>audio is all fucked
>we love you tech
>tech crew so cute <3
>hell yeah tech crew!!
they havent fixed anything you.. you.. triple ni...

>>715187296
Considering the game is playing audio crystal clear it is just a fuckup.

>>715187315
>Watching speedru-

What the fuck did I just come back to?

>>715187323
Only faggot I hate is you, anon.

>>715187323
We expect a bare minimum of competency at any event before anything else.

>>715187304
someone help this guy out

There's no way they don't know the audio is fucked

>>715187382
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>715187354
Damn, stream 2 chads stay winning. As always.

>>715187354
How could they do that to Plum though?

The tech team continue to impress by finding new and fresh ways to fuck everything up. They've participated in this event like 1000 times at this point. It's staggering how they consistently find fresh new ways to ruin everything.

Maybe the microphones are trans now too and some of them are finally killing themselves

>>715187279
Kek, maybe they should spend more time alerting the sleeping crew.

>>715187081
Bruh.

>>715187134
The idea that the vapor brained Space Pirates are actually super tough is... something. This is why the Feds ignored her destroying BSL. They're FUCKED if they can't call on her to save their sorry asses.

>>715186908
i wonder if there are any chuds still at gdq staff that put up with everything. some runners are most likely chuds but they're just there and out

>>715187373
i need to re-energize my audio crystals

>>715187423
insane to delete those comments lmao, literally anything that isn't a positive thought

>>715187423
let it go, man. just enjoy the runs

>>715187414
>TOTALLY PASSING.

>>715187414
>shout out to my discord community, without them I would never be trans
Why did he said the quiet part out loud? A scream for help?

shoutouts (it's not gonna get fixed this run)

>>715187435
she is a cute sperg I will admit

WE SHALL ALLOW NO CRITICISM OF OUR GLORIOUS TECHNOLOGY COMRADES THEY ARE DOING THE BEST JOB POSSIBLE

>>715187283
it was incredibly middling, don't waste your time without the thread going on

This is pretty authentic to the GBA experience. Did you guys never play FFIV-VI Advance?

Worked with a guy who had a personality which consisted entirely of The Thing, Metroid, and ska music. Every time I see or hear about one of them I can’t help but think about how awful he made all three of those things for me

imagine how pissed the runner is gonna be when he finds out the last half of his run was ruined by the fucking retarded tech crew

>>715187313
>SAY IT! The Sequel

I legitimately think I could do better than this tech crew.

Someone PLEASE replace the audio snakes

Good lord fix that mic

>>715187479
I know you are joking, little bro, but I seethe every time someone post that in here

tech team? more like heck team!

I'm sorry, that was too far

Guys, stop asking the tech crew to work. They're on union mandated break. Respect the working class.

Actually I didnt know you could destroy the crystal the first time I played it

>>715187393
well, agp trannies DO hate gays

>>715187581
Tsuchinoko?

>>715187313
Whatever, if it didn't hurt anybody and they're happy, good for them. They probably insulted all the trans anyhow though

>>715187550
Nah I played them on PSP.

they have not fixed anything

>>715187553
The Thing is so good you can't ruin it. I would know, since I really like the prequel.

>>715187435
>Freckles
>Shortstack
>Plays Games
>Positive
Love her

Is this runner transgender? He passes as a 40 year old chain smoking redneck gas station clerk

>>715187581
that's overkill

>>715187615
Bold of you to assume they are being paid.

>>715187550
On a GB Micro, but I had the audio muted most of the time.

>WAAAHHHH I HATE ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK AND THE DONATION READ
>audio breaks giving you a good reason to mute
>NOOOO FIX THE AUDIO I WANT TO HEAR ALL THE THINGS I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT

You people are literally never happy are you?

>>715186814
>>715187315
>Samus is a tragic figure and inspirational hero who is one of the strongest beings in her setting
>extremely easy to make her cute
Is it the 'tism? Cause this is some serious gap moe.

>>715187581
cyborg garloids

>>715187581
theres more shielding on that thing than on spacecraft components hanging out in the vacuum battling cosmic radiation and solar flares

>>715187553
kek the ska music sent me, what a combi

It's not just a single channel either - it's the entire mixer feed to the stream. Probably need to restart the stream or reboot the mixer. Or both.

tranbrzrbzrzrb riiiibrrrrzt

trans raeeeeeeeights. raeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeghts

>>715187681
Tech are volunteers except the lead, they're doing it for free.

TRANS RIIIIiIiIGgGghHhHhHTttTSssS

Is it just me or did the amount of technical difficulties increase significantly compared to past GDQs?

>>715187665
I heard the audio cut out temporarily and thought "Ok, they're switching back to good audio"
But nope, they're incompetent DEI hires and it's still fucked

>>715187697
Brother, the audio is SHIT and I can still hear the donations being read

why couldnt this happen during pokemon? this world is rotten

>>715187493
>>715187497
What's wrong anon, afraid your egg will get cracked too?

>>715187550
So rarely was I able to listen to vidya music with my GBA because I was actually using it portably that I never even knew the soundchip was bad until I was emulating it years later.

>>715187704
kek

>>715187096
He got banned for flashing his italian bearcock again.

>>715187762
well of course. the viewers quit, the runners quit, it's only logical that the staff quit as well

>>715187464
You know I’m right…

Fuck this, I'll be back for the Balatro train wreck

>>715187550
>Did you guys never play FFIV-VI Advance?
I'm playing V right now for the Four Job Fiesta
White Mage, Mystic Warrior, Geomancer and Dancer

>tell the runner to stop 10 minutes so the crew can fix audio
>????
>fix'd
is that so hard? Just stop the game, is not that important

>>715187464
Count how many power shots (1 damage) it takes to kill a Space Pirate.
Assume standard space marine rifle does half that because they ain't got birb technology.
That's probably the firepower that peashooter has, with a lower firerate.

>>715187782
>afraid your egg will get cracked too?

>>715187762
its getting close to ESA tier

and metroid bonus will still have everyone giving this fucking dogshit run a bunch of sss ratings just watch

Please be patient, the tech crew is having a panic attack and their scheduled dilation is in 5 minutes. Thank you! :)

are they just getting all the trans rights donations we thankfully avoided in the SM race here

>>715187665
See that’s what literally every Thing bro says to me but I’m sorry the movie is now shitty ska music, soiface and shitty nintendo references for me. Dude also loved mentioning how much his 4/10 gf squirted. Sorry to blog this is just what Metroid does to me now the man never shut the fuck up

>audio completely fucked
This is pathetic

>>715187909
Easy mode outside of Geomancer.

>>715187921
SOUL

Tech crew has been especially fucking shitty this gdq.

>>715187675
Probably just one of those weird guys with two X chromosomes

insane they've just let this go on, instead of the pausing the run to figure it out. not only annoying for the audience but just disrespectful to the runner

>>715187939
what has made you so angry

>>715187762
Have you never seen pictures of the setup? Its like a cluster fuck if wires and cables

>>715187909
Explain this employment jamboree. I would like to learn more.

>>715187762
Where were you during the GDQ16-19 years where they regularly needed 30 fucking minutes between runs to fix shit?

>>715187870
>Balatro train wreck
I love Balatro but I can't understand how watching a "speedrun" of it can be at all entertaining
They're going to be making decisions instantly and it'll be impossible to follow or process, since they probably have every joker memorized

I don't know how the fuck it ever got approved

>>715187796
>single-handedly keeps gdq tech from crashing and burning
At least that's probably what he thinks in his head.

>>715187698
Her life is stressful
She's got to take it easy somehow

Shout out to the tech crew!

>>715187762
there were much more tech issues a few gdqs ago, believe me i was here, it was literally at least 1 huge fuck up every 30 minutes through the whole week, this is like the 2nd fuckup today only

Literally just check the connections, one is probably not in all the way holy shit you’d think they’d understand given how dilating is essentially the same concept

>>715187019
It's funny, cause the original design doc specified that the suit shout NOT have high heels. Which is frankly just sensible. Metroid is a more grounded sort of sci-fi setting, gritty and grungy. If this was like Honkai Star Rail or something, nobody would care.

>>715187921
improvise
adapt
overcome

audio is still busted? LMAO

>>715188018
the hypocrisy of it all

>>715188006
Speedrunners don't deserve respect.

>>715188006
TRANS RIIIIIIIIGHTS?

>>715187096
>>715187828
No I forgot to post it last thread / in the beginning of this thread.

>>715186376
they'd cuck you out and not even read your dono desu.

kraids lair is one of the best metroid themes not lying

Did Monkeysmb run Fusion last year?

>The Megas Live Rock Concert (Est: 1:15:00)

What the fuck

how much do you want to bet that they fucked it up because they're doing set up for the mario maker relay right now

>>715188093
Oh glad you're alive.

>>715188093
Thanks for your continued service anon.

>>715187762
Thinking about it I wouldn't be surprised if their more knowledgable guys quit for obvious reasons.
Also SGDQ at least used to get sponsored tech/audio support from the Power Up Audio guys who did a very solid job. Probably also didn't want to deal with GDQs bullshit anymore.

>>715187676
you don't appreciate high fidelity music

>>715188123
>>The Megas Live Rock Concert (Est: 1:15:00)
>What the fuck
Hey, just chill out and enjoy the show

have you tried turning it off and back on again

>>715187921
Uh sovl department?

yeah just never fix the audio who gives a fuck how many millions are raised

never forget gdq 2014 where nobody was monitoring audio so half the runs were half-silent half-earrape for an hour until a "fix your shit" donation would finally get read

>>715188087
BRAHMS RIGHTS

>>715188059
>I'm really going to enjoy drawing this

>crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle
fuck this

>>715188076
which run did you do that got lambasted by the thread

>>715187921
This is based though.

>>715188093
thank you for your service

You don't understand, we HAVE to keep the run going with borked audio for an hour instead of disrupting the stream for 10 seconds and fixing it for good, we might miss a trans rights otherwise!

FIX
THE
MIC
SHOUT OUT TO MY COCK CREW

>>715188115
yeah he did

>>715188097
one of the best songs in any video game

>>715188123
What? You wanted a speedrun or something chud?

>>715188076
>caring about ratings

>>715186784
Nice

>>715188042
Pikafrens help make life less awful.

>>715188138
I'd put my money more so on old hardware that doesn't get replaced until it breaks. To your credit however, the Doom Dark Ages runner had the Halo runner's audio in his headset while he was running.

>>715187909
Damn, that's what I shoulda been doing during GDQ. Fuck it, I'll start now.
>>715188025
Play through FF5 and roll four jobs. Those are the only jobs you can use all game. I forget if it's 1 per Crystal or from the full pool since it's been awhile, but that's the gist of it.

>>715188026
That was before they realized they could just include more cringy staff segments to stall for time. Back then they'd literally just wait for an incentive to be hit even if it meant waiting for over a half hour. Also didn't they completely fuck up the schedule one year from stalling to much and the event end was at like 3 or 4 am because of it?

>>715188218
>implying that anybody who visits /v/ would engage in such a horseshit event like gdq

dono reader sounds like Machine Head with that audio corruption

is "trans rights" replacing punctuation now? it feels like they are just starting to use it like one would use a period to end a sentence

DEAR FUCKING GDQ INTERLOPERS
FIX YOUR FUCKING SHIT

The autist in the background is making plane noises

I need to hear TRANS RIGHTS with these microphones kek

I always kind of hated the design of ending sequence of Zero Mission.
>Get full arsenal unlocked only at the end of the final dungeon
>Game starts playing triumphant music to intuitively egg you on the path of rampaging among the space pirate base and a hype final battle and escape
>But If you want 100% you have ignore this and wander around the map for an hour for random items that require the items you only access at the final boss' doorstep
Why the fuck did they even bother

>>715188025
An online event every year, calling out people on any version of FFV to beat the game by only using four jobs, each assigned randomly once you get at each of the job-unlocking elemental crystals. You can only equip the available job up until you unlock your 4th and final one, and at that point you're locked into having each of the characters using one of the four jobs at all time.

THEY FIXED IT

>>715188093
>daytime: bad
>nighttime: good
curious

>kid in the front row would rather be playing vidya
>stuck watching grandpa play metroid
Parents really don't learn shit from the previous generation's mistakes sometimes.

Finally.

AFTER ONLY 43 MINUTES THEY FIXED IT

>>715188093
Good to see i made a right choice by sleep after the megaman 3 run.

Is the autistic kid meowing

>>715188326
It's like a cute japanese verbal tic-degozaru~
Just not weeb and not cute.

>>715188310
I see RPGLimitBreak will do job fiesta streams but I never bother to tune in and watch. Is it only with FFV?

SHOUTOUTS TO TECH CREW FOR THE SWIFT FIX

>>715187040
FIFTEEN MINUTES

I could see this audio shit happening during a dead of night run, but not friday afternoon

FINNALY FUCKING FIXED

That kid does NOT care about this run, and he needs you to know that

MY HEARING IS CURED

>>715187921
See that was a great run, this is more like the bitrate issue they had where the video was constantly going to shit and they didn't fix it for the entire week.

SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

those dumbfucks finally fixed it after like 30 minutes

Is the runner trooning out, or is he just a tub'o'lard?

Grim that the best thing about this run is the tech issue.

This audiokino really takes me back to the days of playing on my gameboy with broken audio.

>A/V
>hard
what's wrong couldn't hire away the most efficient and competent dollar general employee

Bet you guys anything it was some idiot standing on a cord or some similar shit because their tech crew is professional rat's nest creators.

>>715188339
Reminds me of the attentionwhores that used to show up in the front row a few years back.

>>715188093
What's a nepo run?

>>715188432
They will ask for cheers to them for fixing it soon. You know they will

STOP
REPORTING
ISSUES

>>715188048
Timezones being what they are and given the fact that I never watch these events 24/7 I can't make absolute statements. However I do watch these events since like 2014.
And definitely feel like their tech issue are a bell curve. Back in the old days? Worse, then it got a point where I rarely saw tech issues happen.
Now I feel like it has become much worse again, I certainly did not catch this many fuck ups in the recent years.

TRANS RIGHTS!
YEAAAH
Run is now an SSS

I like the Dread model. She got dat beef.

>>715188204
That part is always a good chuckle. Bro was fine with ass, but not out of place high heels. One can and should be classy about being horny.

What rights do they not have

>>715188390
Despite being one that tries to hit 100% every time I play a Metroid game when I realized what it expected me to do I just finished the game and never went back.

>>715188472
Just low test and fat.

Where's the script that mutes the audio when a certain person is talking? I think I'm ready for it lads.

TRANS FUCKING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS

>>715188093
Super Metroid really benefitting from coming after that tranny convention

>>715188516
Staff runs

>>715188570
Gender confirmation surgery isn't paid by tax dollars. That's literally what they want.

What made MM3 such a doo doo run? It's classic Mega Man, what could go wrong?

>>715188647
cheater cheaters pumpkin eaters.

>>715188424
FFV is, I'm pretty sure, the only game with a job system that accommodates it. FFI&XIIZA is pick and you're stuck with it. FFIII has you get them too spaced out, same with most others like BD or X-2.
MAYBE you could do it with original XII, but that's probably it. It's a pretty specific challenge that's adapted specifically for FFV's system of offloading jobs onto you.

>>715188603
it was a race by some of the best runners in the world that was at several points synched to the exact frame
it was just plain old good

KID SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

This event has made me more transphobic than ever
Get that shit out of here goddammit i just wanna watch a comfy 100% metroid run without being barraged with your autistic agp porn addict fetish

Really bad parenting on display for that autistic kid holy shit

I agree with the kid. This run is boring as fuck.

do these people even care about trans rights or are they doing it for attention

>>715188558
there is a chance they are paying less for the tech crew, meaning they have a lower quality tech crew then on the golden age

>>715188093
The lack of trainwrecks making this year so boring. That, and it feels like they're pushing the trans rights shit way more often.

How the fuck is this shit in every single fucking run. It's like they are donating for a different cause. I don't remember this being as bad in previous years.

>>715188647
the run was pretty sloppy

>>715188093
Gaylo: reacharound

>>715188647
co-op means the second player had a gamepad that allowed the first one to cheat because it was used to debug or something

>>715188516
Either GDQ staff ran it or exceptions to existing rules were made to have it ran (DOOM Dark Ages is too new for the 6+ month old requirement but still made it in)

who keeps yelling in the background? just sounds like one person and not some "orb" or "e" meme

>>715188516
>>715188629
Also full staff couch as well so it's always a giant circlejerk

I can't even tune it out anymore it's so smothering.
Good luck trying to give these fucking retards any sort of feedback though.

>>715187672
>stack
She's just short and has a bad fridge body.

>>715188730
>awww he just havin fun he aint hurtin nobody :)
as the kid continues heckling at 200 decibels and the rest of the crowd is too whipped to say stfu

>>715188570
every kid must go to their designed discord channels to be groomed

>>715188736
what mythical rights dont they have?

what kind of parent lets their shitass kid stay in a fucking live event with 45,000 viewers while they are throwing an autistic tantrum? fuck off

Lads this schedule is looking pretty fucking bad

>>715188752
Heavily overcompensating due to orange man, i assume

>>715188752
Donation is more likely to be read with it, people caught on.

>>715188093
>Overestimate
>15
god damn

>>715188802
a little autistic kid in the front row

>>715188802
It's one extremely autistic child.

>>715188093
what's the difference between girl! and foid?

>>715188752
>It's like they are donating for a different cause
They think the money will go to trans Palestinians and trans Africans getting smuggled into Italy.

>>715188836
shit I didn't mean trans rights exist

I want a spinoff where Samus is actually hunting bounties. They should let Retro do those side missions they wanted to for Prime 3. I just think playing some of Samus' normal 'pay the bills' jobs would be fun.

>That one Pirate actually trying to hide one of the power-ups so Samus can't use it
Someone get him Employee of the Month plaque

>>715188846
An equally autistic parent? Who do you think shows up to these events?

>>715188404
>daytime
Neporuns, ads, theater kids skits
>nighttime
Boring runs usually saved by autistic runners not letting the host interrupt too much
(Not always the case though.)

ahem

NIGGERS

>>715188846
parents that don't say NO to their kids, and let the internet raise them so they can transition into gdq speedtranners

>>715186086 (OP)
>missed most of this Metroid run because of normie shit

Please tell me it's been awful so far

>>715188553
actually fucking insane

TUBES RIGHTS

Someone should create an add-on that would mute dono readers voices

>>715187920
Fucking based Epicurus.

The final run of the marathon is just a deltarune let's play?

>>715188836
Well, they still struggle to find work, but to be honest I don't see that changing anytime soon

>>715188983
audio got fucked up for 15 mins, there's this annoying fucking kid
good run otherwise

Do we care about another Mario Maker race?

>>715188983
Abysmal.

>>715189010
It already exists.

>>715188983
>great runner
>good commentary
>awful host
>mic issues for like 15 minutes

god dammit I was going to make this dumb joke about tech team and then catbox broke for a few minutes
https://litter.catbox.moe/jak2ta3m1q207yhw.mp3

>>715188793
The six month rule is fucking dead. We have Mario Kart World, Monster Hunter Wilds, Oblivion Remastered, Blue Prince and probably more that I'm missing.

>>715188906
>Pirates in tubes for once
Neat

>>715188868
>>715188875
where's the incentive to have the parents send him to time out

Literally why did he make this thing? Ridley just woke up one day and thought to himself "I am going to make a robot that looks like me. Fuck yeah.".

TURN IT UP

>>715188752
I've watched this event twice a year for years, and even though someone always says "it's never been this bad", this time I truly believe it.

>Crowd is filled with autistic retards who just randomly choose things to shout at to interrupt runs and no one complains
>One kids decides to shout at things he wants to and all of a sudden it's an issue
The kid is fine

nice audio balance motherfucking tech crew

>>715188906
Nintendo a retarded and not no bounty hunter meaning. Just thought cool government contractor
She basically a free agent exclusive for space federation
Gay, yes, but unfortunately inevitable
Jap no like non-conforming to authority, so at best she outside of direct chain of command, but still aligned at large.

We've got $25 from MSFan that just says: Somalian refugee hoooooiiiiippp

>another 10 minutes just to boost the audio

Man these guys(probably not guys) are incompetent

>>715189063
Modern parents don't do that.

I fucking knew it, it was a different audio feed they swapped too while working on the main one.
Why the FUCK didn't they do that shit earlier? Broadcasting college guy, fill me in, explain this shit to me.

>>715188906
Ive seen a version of this where shes in her underwear.

>>715189027
I bet they try and do voices for the dialogue. Fucking hell.

I wonder if the autistic kid came for the speedruns or his parent(s) brought him for their interest.
>>715189020
Yeah and they keep talking about it like it’ll be a big thing.

>>715188983
was going well but then tech crew fucked something up and the audio was extremely crackly for like 30 minutes

>>715189047
I'd have just barely been able to enjoy it then. Fuck. Thanks for being honest with me anyway, fellas

>>715188983
It's been a proper bang average run. I haven't muted it yet though so that's a plus.

>>715189050
It died when they realized rushing in a Breath of the Wild run was profitable as fuck.

>>715189040
No, but I'm going to watch it anyway.

DIREITOS TRANS

>>715189083
if you could make one and you refused to you're bitchmade

>>715188093
what the fuck is donkey kong jungle bascist the fascist?

So instead of the audio cracking, it's cutting out every couple seconds
THANKS TECH CREW

>>715188983
Ryan fucking sucks and shouldn't be on the couch. Almost ruined Super Metroid as well.

umm so the next room uhhh there's trip wires that ummmm you're gonna want to umm

thank god it's over

RATE METROID: ZERO SPERM

>>715189083
Do not question Space Pirate science

>>715189209
Just stellar performance on the audio all around.
D - it's the same metroidshit you've seen a million times.

Bro thought he was gonna be the guy. Dumbass.

>>715189020
your runner for the main event

>>715189209
C
Had to mute half the run

>>715189209
C

>>715189209
F

I would have given it an A or an S but the audio issues ruined it.

>>715189209
B
It was fine

>>715189209
E

>>715189209
S in spite of audio issues and the annoying autistic child

>>715189209
C+ runner got ROBBED

>>715189209
A

>>715189209
C+
A muted
D unmuted
so C+

>>715189209
A

>>715189209
Good run despite shitty donos and audio issues, B+

>>715189209
D, stupid ass kid in the back and too many audio issues to be enjoyable

>>715189209
C

>>715189035
That same kid was in the same spot for the Super Metroid run.

>>715189209
C+

>>715189209
C
for Crackly audio

>>715189168
True I remember that being controversial. I don't mind new games getting in personally as long as the runs are good.

>>715189050
>>715189168
Didn't they confirm the new Deltarune chapters for the event before the game was even out?

>>715189209
SSS for tech trans rights

>>715189209
B

>>715189209
B


Also, BRANS RIGHTS

>>715189209
B minus 2 ranks because shit host, shit tech issues, shit trans rights CONSTANTLY

So D
Make it double D even for Samus canon cupsize.

>>715189083
Sakamoto probably mentioned it in some interview like how he had to justify his magical girl power

>>715189209
B.
Good run but everything surrounding it was horrible

>>715189209
B-
The tech issues weren't that bad

>>715189209
S, great game great run

>>715189209
D

>>715189209
C

>>715188730
I don't know who's worse, the parent or the fucktard donator who was like "loving that kid's energy! :)"
Imagine enabling this shit, what the fuck

>>715189209
D due to god awful audio and screeching child

>>715189209
B+

>>715189209
B

>>715188093
was waiting for this

>>715189209
D

>>715188093
>Super Metroid
Looks like I missed unanimous kino. I'll check the VOD

>>715189209
B

>>715189209
C+

>>715189209
Reluctant A

>>715189209
E
kinda boring filled with a billion issues

>>715189209
I need to give it a C
Great run and good commentary but the audio issues and the fucking host reading every god damn TRANS RIGHTS donation that floated across his desk was way too much.

>>715189196
this speedrun explains it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exbCTZAMaVk&pp=ygUMY2F0IHNwZWVkcnVu

>>715189209
S for Samus!

>>715189209
B

>>715189209
B. Run was fine, audio issues and retarded GDQ shit is GDQ.

>>715189209
S

>>715189209
C for crackle

>>715189209
A
for Audio issues

>>715189209
B

>>715189209
B
Good run, but the screaming and host were annoying, and the audio issues were pretty bad throughout the last quarter of the run.

>>715189209
B+
It was ok.

>>715189209
A for A

>>715189209
S
great tech/tricks, good commentary with little bs, just muted while audio issues happened

>>715189209
C

>>715189209
A. Great run by the second-place runner. Knocked it down for shit audio.

>>715189209
B
tech crew ruined half of the run

>>715189209
D. Would give C, but audio issues at a corpo event is not acceptable.

>>715189209
C, definition of mid plus audio issues

>>715189209
A!

Mission accomplished! I'm not punishing the runner for tech crew bullshit.

>>715189209
A

>>715189209
D

>>715189209
S sor Samus

>>715189253
fucking kek

>>715189209
B

holy shit this side of the set actually has the lights turned on

>>715189209
A, some audio issues but run itself was solid with good commentary

>>715188093
very upset at everyone who rated swiftalu's run poorly

>>715189209
B. Almost amazing, but host really dampened the fun.

>>715189401
D

THANK GOODNESS THE AUDIO WAS FIXED IN TIME FOR GAMEANDCHEATONMYWIFE TO SHILL SOME ETSY GARBAGE
HOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP!!!!!!!!!11

>>715189209
D

I love the ending for 100% fast with Samus in the bar
Makes me wonder if she drinks casually between missions or if this is just how she gets rumors/hearsay for bounties

>>715189209
A

Great run, awesome commentary, and I'm not going to lower my rating because tech fucked up, because it's not the runner's fault.

>>715189435
kys pedo, you aren't human

>>715189209
B

>>715189209
A, run itself was fine with minor mistakes.

>>715189341
Why wouldn't the child screech? If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing.

>>715189209
C for the full run, shame since the run itself was pretty good.
But maybe my patience with the host crap is wearing thin because it's getting on my nerves a lot more this year and it's certainly affecting my enjoyment (what little there is).

>>715189315
Aren't they only doing chapter 1 and 2?

>>715189209
I'm doin' him a B

>>715189209
M for Metroid I missed it, I just wanted to post

>>715188863
Guess that makes sense, not amerifat so didn't think of them crying about what orange man is doing.
>>715189105
I honestly struggle to remember a worse one. There were stupid events, but this constant shouting it is just obnoxious. And it is not even just the donation reader, the runners have to say it and then the crowd as well. Even the orb shit was better than this, at least it was somewhat related to the event itself.

>>715189230
>JETPACKS
I desperately wish the metroid jetpacks made into the games. Look at this goofy fucking shit! Amazing. I demand this be a boss in Beyond.

>>715189209
S

S

>>715189372


glad to see the one game i wanted to watch is being played when im touching grass

:(

>>715189209
B

>>715189435
Fucks sake janny. It's been more than a minute. Do your job.

>>715189209
B+ run
Z tech crew and obnoxious donations

oh neat, whoever wins the kirby pack gets an item that's been in the host's crotch

>>715189209
D
nobody should watch this vod

>>715189209
C

>>715189525
oh looks like it. Did they change that?
I could swear the list said 3+4 or all chapters at some point

>>715189209
I've been wagecucked all week. Can I get a QRD on where the fuck sent is

>>715189209
D okay run ruined by tech issues and donations.

Pikachu x Samus

>>715189640
Doing the schedule and occasionally popping up in the prize segments

>>715189209
B

>>715189606
>MrGameAndShout scented scratch n sniff stickers
G R I M

>>715189640
he got "promoted"

>>715189640
He got "promoted".
So no more prize goblin except for special guest appearances.

>>715189050
They're doing something with Expedition 33

Super Mario maker 2 comes next. Any hopes it will be passable?

>>715189640
> he doesn't know

>>715189538
Almost peak space pirate tech. Only better if they threw in some phazon and crudely imitated chozo tech just for shits and giggles.
And more tubes.

>>715188093
What got ranked worse, the sword/shield run or sayonara? Barely see any daylight between Z and the line.

All this shit is Etsy junk

Whatever happened to the Pirate fighter craft Samus used to escape anyway? I mean, did she keep it? Sell it for scrap? Surely get a nice price for some perfectly intact Pirate tech.

>>715189209
F-

of course these are 1:1 pixel recreations, that's what fucking perlers are

>>715189209
C

SEE YOU NEXT MISSION

>>715189637
Deltarune 3+4 is only a month old.
I'm sure they have a cut off period of a few months because if they didn't the "run" wouldn't have any tech developed and just be a brisk let's play.
Not to mention spoilers.

For how little it takes for someone to get booted from the event I'm surprised GameAndShit is still around.

>>715189785
Does Etsy still have handmade stuff? Last time I checked, it had become another Aliexpress / Temu / Shein clone.

>>715189801
sperm craft, it's probably inside her ass right now

>>715189823
how else would you be able to tell they are perlers

so unique and one of a kind!

I keep forgetting I named my Metroid folder tubes. Wish we had more tube threads on /v/, feels like it has been years since I last saw one.

>>715189785
People pay to advertise their etsy stores here

Wonder what really happens to all these "prizes" after GDQ.

I shouldn't be surprised Isaac is too based for GDQ watchers but I am still disappointed

>>715189794
would

>>715189895
Do you count people using 3D printers to print shitty miniatures? Because it has tons of that.

>>715189890
why is there a shellshocked dog

>>715189953
what are tubes

>>715189785
>>715189895

>>715189747
>Any hopes it will be passable?
It will be as passable as pic related

>>715189953
it really has been a hot minute since the last one, hasn't it

>>715189890
Why shes sitting on a chair when she could be sitting on my face?

>>715189953
You could start one up right NOW

>>715189975
>Critical reddit
of course

Why is it that GDQs still manage to raise waaay more donations than in the 2010s but their prizes suck even more ass now? I swear the GDQs in like 2014 or 2015 used to have far better prizes including gaming PCs and consoles.

>you have a family, shout
>he doesn't know

>>715189801
I like to think she reconfigured it into the ship we see later.

that painting is sick though

>>715189209
F

>>715189472
Samus absolutely has a regular drink. She needs it.

Some obscure trivia: The Captain N comics, which prominently feature Samus as a major character, had this space station called The Locker. It's basically a hangout for mercenaries to drink, get info, and store their stuff. I like to think a version of The Locker exists in canon.

>>715189975
Without looking at the donations, I bet Dave the Astroturf is leading one of those deck incentive goals

For once I will be optimistic and say the Mario Maker 2 relay race will be amazing.

>>715190074
>we have a $1,000 donation from "anonymouse" who definitely isn't our sponsor!

>>715189939
>>715189946
Those sure are categories in a video game.

>>715190018
If you're not wearing a rat-thong my penis stays flaccid.

>>715190081
>>715190113
QRD? I don't know Shout lore

I feel like 90% of these """prizes""" can be bought on aliexpress for 10 bucks or less.

this is literal garbage

>>715190074
Sponsor donations
also there's just way more normalfags that got into gaming at that time
also inflation

>>715189209

B+

Run itself was very good, points docked for tech issues and audience autism.

>>715190174
Cheated, wife left with kid.

>>715189747
Could be good

>>715190118
Is it? Jesus, Zack.