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Now: Metroid: Zero Mission
Next: Super Mario Maker 2
Later: Balatro
Stream: www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
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>>715179878
Hooray cheers for our baker!
>>715186086 (OP)wtf i was baking
OOOOOOOOOHHHH I AM MIGGIN'
That autistic women needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP
Hello my friends, and welcome to another GDQ thread.
The upsetting part about this Metroid run is all it would take is for the runner to have "she/her" as they're pronouns with literally nothing else of this run having changed and everyone would be freaking out and rating the run a ZZZ.
But because it's a cis male, it will just get spammed with SSS. A bit hypocritical, dontcha think?
Autism speaks. It’s time to LISTEN.
Runner and couch sit stone faced during this trans rights crap.
Gonna sleep until Mario Maker
Get that yelling autistic kid out of there holy fuck
What's with the audio this year anyway, you hear way too much from the audience, even just at conversation volumes
When was the last time cancer was mentioned in this "charity," all I fucking here is trans shit. Just make a charity for trans people at this point
>couch and runner dead silent during trans rights donos
yep, they're banned
no but seriously how many times can they say trans rights what the fuck
Does the couch seem irritated by the trans rights shouting or is it just me?
Basic Power Suit appreciators, stand up.
>>715185821what is that emote you used?
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Go for it Samus!
You're our hero!
>>715186219get your eyes checked for autism.
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>donate a million dollars
>description: "if you ignore all "trans rights" donations for the entire week, I will donate five million more
Would they accept or ignore?
>>715186240is he still speedrunning teeth rot?
>>715186250hate trannies, simple as
>>715186250>But because it's a cis male, it will just get spammed with SSS.Yep. Mad? Good.
>>715186250If the runner were MTF they'd be shouting trans rights along with everyone else, which would make the run worse
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>>715186328it wasn't an emote, it was someone donating 100 dollars.
>unless i am being bamboozled
>>715186318it did not, this is not /uma/
>>715134671>>715134795There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!
I keep trying to use SGDQ as background noise while I work but it's really hard when the most common noises are autistic screaming and them shouting 'trans rights'
>>715185931Yeah, colors are blown the fuck out for compensation, but filters in general can be nice if they're subtle.
People almost immediately think of the extremes garbage aka pic related.
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>>715186303He definitely seems like he just wants to commentate and appreciate Metroid. I dare say he's the most normal person at the event. I think he wants to strangle the rude loud fucks in the audience.
>>715186413This has literally never happened, you have all just created a trans boogeywoman in your head.
>>715186287That's the charity during the winter. The summer one is for doctors doing things in various places and they talk about them plenty.
why do I hear a bunch of misbehaved children interrupting my trans rights
>>715186287>cancerThis is SGDQ no AGDQ, so it's the better charity MSF
>If I don't say trans rights every 5 minutes, how will they know that they are validated and accepted here??????
>>715186193Do you think she gets glitter in her eyes?
GBA games look and sound so damn ugly
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So now that we're here, what are you thoughts on the idea of an armored Zero Suit?
>>715186417yeah that was someone getting banned for a 100 dollar usd bit donation
>>715186506>better charity MSF
>>715186250nah, neon white or whatever the fuck it was called got good ratings. most people here don't actually care if the runner is trans as long as they just play the game and don't shove it down everyone's throats
Hehehehehe EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOYPE!
>>715186478>trying to vibe to some metroid>kid being loud the whole timeSAMUS CULO
>>715186550She's just a boring generic barbie doll. Who cares.
>>715186550Better than the space hooker stuff from Smash.
holy shit guys, metroid is a girl!!
>>715186417pocketed by Jeff Bezos and AGDQ staff
>>715186506human smuggling is not better than doing essentially nothing against cancer
>>715186086 (OP)Migged, thank goodness this is over tonight
>>715186532Everytime I look into her eyes there's glitter.
DONATE MORE EEEEEEEEEEEE
Do they honestly exppect everyone to donate on every train they make?
>>715186631nice ass there, nintendo knew what they were doing
>>715186631>holy shit guys, metroid is a girl!!You don't know what she identifies as you FUCKING BIGOT
>>715186330the fuck is this scizobabble?
>>715186341Based harem stacy Samus.
Real talk, I want these two ladies to be real characters in the games. I just like the idea of Samus having civvy friends/lovers.
>>715186554im autismo so not sure if you are being sarcastic or not.
Threadly reminder that Doctors Without Borders:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>works with the Soros Foundation to smuggle illegal aliens across borders
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>photographing rape victims without consent
>firing staff for using power imbalance to bang locals
>accused of being a colonialist white savior pipeline by their own staff
>somehow also not woke enough
>entire ambulance team executed in Haiti, nobody talks about it
>uses children in ads like it's an EA lootbox campaign
>launders money using the GDQ event
>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream
>supports crossdressing and harassing the differently-abled live on stream
>supports the use of flashing imagery to induce epileptic seizures
Let's break 3 hazbillion this GDQ!
>>715186554>>715186417>>71518663210,000 bits is $126, so you tip twitch 26 bucks for the privilege of getting banned by gdq
>>715186631powerful ass, the kind people remember
>>715186169BRO WTF
>>715186554so was that maybe like an accident or are they just being tyrannical even more than usual in modding?
>>715186568>>715186640Jews mad their groomed tranny army is financing help for Palestine, lol
Remember that asshole expansion comic
>>715186478for sure the most normal person at the event. he's a highlight at every event he attends whether he's playing or commentating. huge fan
>>715186536it's mostly egregious when you play ff6 advance or another super nintendo port
Where the FUCK is the flashing lights warning?!?!?!
Does anyone have THE webm?
Why aren't they as excited about MSF?
Why aren't there donations like YEAAA SOMALIAN REFUGEE MEDICAL ASYLUM HOIIIP?
It's making me think
>>715186754samus a cute post more
>>715186740gdq mods friendly fire ban people all the time.
>>715186532No, that's not how makeup works.
>>715186784kek, found him
>>715186620I like the space hooker heels.
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>715186703I hate it. Wine aunt Samus is peak. That baby metroid is like her adopting a cat. Hag aura full throttle to アラサー, new year noodle course engaged.
>>715186728seeing this ritualpost calls back to mind the stacks of Hazbin trading cards my lil bro got and sold last year
I don't know shit about that show, but he made almost 800 bucks back by selling a bunch of signed "item" cards like a microphone and similar
>>715186086 (OP)I haven't watched a single minute of this shitshow. Anything good/cringe happen?
Is there ANYTHING GDQ could do to win back the right-leaning audience at this point? Even if they shut down all trans rights spam and kicked out all diversity representation, the damage will not be forgotten.
>>715186740>BRO WTFThat's our stunning and brave Titanfall 2 runner
If you don't like hairy pits... well I agree with you
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>>715186754>is called zero suit>is clearly still wearing a suit
>>715186631Samus has most powerful butt
>>715186929It’s supposed to feel like being naked or something idk.
Why is Samus' emergency pistol so shit? Even she points out that it's "rather useless". I like to think that after this incident, she went out of her way to get a better gun, one that isn't a crappy pea shooter.
Also, these guys are acting like the stealth section is difficult and scary, and I just find that amusing.
>>715186908They're clearly doing this tranny push right now to say "we don't want you here". That's really all this event has been about to them.
>>715186908The question is: why would they WANT them back?
Lefties are far easier to separate from their cash.
started playing super metroid, this game is very good
very, very good
like holy shit
The design is not as bad as when added hi-heels to the zero suit, but I still prefer the past iterations of Samus.
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
shout outs to the tech crew
I would like to shoutout the tech crew for muting the donations
>>715186986The stealth section is the hardest part of the game (besides shinespark puzzles) doebeit
>>715186801It flashed on screen for a second.
NOT DURING METROID
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Is chartanon dead? Haven't seen him in almost a full day.
>>715187017Wait until you learn how to wall jump consistently.
>>715186927Boo-ring, where's the pluri-hours documentary about invisible walls starring random seething speedrunners, including uncensored Italian blasphemy?
>>715186869Because no one would wear makeup that gets glitter in your eyes.
>muting the donation runner for me
Thanks
shoutouts to the tech crew
You can train a monkey to operate a mixer, but apparently it's too hard for the "tech crew".
why is the audio all crackly??
>>715186986i think it's not that the emergency pistol itself is shit, but it's just that Space Pirates are just that strong that normal firearms are unreliable out them which is why she needs her Arm Cannon / Power Suit
NASL sound team strikes back
>turn on stream
>it sounds like shit
>check thread
God I love tech crew so fucking much. I want to buy all of them a nice cyanide-laced dinner.
>>715186804here you go senpai
It was going so good too... Technical issues are what kills the ratings....
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Shoutouts to Tim crew.
>>715186595>>715186668They unarguably sound like shit, the GBA's sound chip is notoriously garbage and responsible for its fizzy sound. If you like the games' tunes that's a completely different subject.
Just stellar work across the board from the tech crew.
>>715187121Oh nice I thought my headphones were dying on me
>>715187121>why is the audio all crackly??How can you ask that when there's a GENOCIDE going on?
Little Samus is adorable. Look at her!
>tfw her smile and optimism: gone
Chances on the techcrew just letting this scuffed mic remain for the rest of the run?
>>715187158tech issues among other things
run just went down a grade because of tech crew
Let it go, just enjoy the run
>>715187154my top 3 most surreal things seen in one of these events, next to that fable runner thanking discord for grooming him.
Can we get a trigger warning up for crunchy audio please? There are people with hearing impairments and it might be best to just shut the stream down for a little bit.
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NO NOOOTICING ALLOWED
>>715187141now that's an ancient fucking meme goddamn
lamenting reapers ww@
>>715187154missed ESA, might have to hate watch this with the other anon from last thread
>>715187154Did she ever end up doing porn?
>>715187215I don't even think they know/care. That is literally the only reason I can come up with.
is my mpv dying or is the sound just fucked
>>715187215It's definitely not just one mic, it's all the mics.
>>715187215It's at least another 10 minutes minimum.
>>715187135we have lost so much bros
>>715187257>next to that fable runner thanking discord for grooming himThe WHAT?
oh cool they're just not going to fix it for the rest of the run, huh? probably don't even realize there is an issue yet because none of their 50 paid employees monitor the stream or the chat
>>715187158>people hate tech issues more than TRANS RIGHTS screamingthe absolute state of ratefaggots
>>715187192Oooh, are they laying down new tubes?
I for one would just like to give a shout out to the tech crew. Without them, where would any of us be?
Sound is fucked.
Shoutouts to the troon crew.
audios not broken on stream 2
>>715187296Anon get out now! Your computer's gonna blow up!
>audio's fucked? yeah read those donations anyways
>audio is all fucked
>we love you tech
>tech crew so cute <3
>hell yeah tech crew!!
they havent fixed anything you.. you.. triple ni...
>>715187296Considering the game is playing audio crystal clear it is just a fuckup.
>>715187315>Watching speedru-
What the fuck did I just come back to?
>>715187323Only faggot I hate is you, anon.
>>715187323We expect a bare minimum of competency at any event before anything else.
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>>715187304someone help this guy out
There's no way they don't know the audio is fucked
>>715187382eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>715187354Damn, stream 2 chads stay winning. As always.
>>715187354How could they do that to Plum though?
The tech team continue to impress by finding new and fresh ways to fuck everything up. They've participated in this event like 1000 times at this point. It's staggering how they consistently find fresh new ways to ruin everything.
Maybe the microphones are trans now too and some of them are finally killing themselves
>>715187279Kek, maybe they should spend more time alerting the sleeping crew.
>>715187081Bruh.
>>715187134The idea that the vapor brained Space Pirates are actually super tough is... something. This is why the Feds ignored her destroying BSL. They're FUCKED if they can't call on her to save their sorry asses.
>>715186908i wonder if there are any chuds still at gdq staff that put up with everything. some runners are most likely chuds but they're just there and out
>>715187373i need to re-energize my audio crystals
>>715187423insane to delete those comments lmao, literally anything that isn't a positive thought
>>715187423let it go, man. just enjoy the runs
>>715187414>TOTALLY PASSING.
>>715187414>shout out to my discord community, without them I would never be transWhy did he said the quiet part out loud? A scream for help?
shoutouts (it's not gonna get fixed this run)
>>715187435she is a cute sperg I will admit
WE SHALL ALLOW NO CRITICISM OF OUR GLORIOUS TECHNOLOGY COMRADES THEY ARE DOING THE BEST JOB POSSIBLE
>>715187283it was incredibly middling, don't waste your time without the thread going on
This is pretty authentic to the GBA experience. Did you guys never play FFIV-VI Advance?
Worked with a guy who had a personality which consisted entirely of The Thing, Metroid, and ska music. Every time I see or hear about one of them I can’t help but think about how awful he made all three of those things for me
imagine how pissed the runner is gonna be when he finds out the last half of his run was ruined by the fucking retarded tech crew
>>715187313>SAY IT! The Sequel
I legitimately think I could do better than this tech crew.
Someone PLEASE replace the audio snakes
>>715187479I know you are joking, little bro, but I seethe every time someone post that in here
tech team? more like heck team!
I'm sorry, that was too far
Guys, stop asking the tech crew to work. They're on union mandated break. Respect the working class.
Actually I didnt know you could destroy the crystal the first time I played it
>>715187393well, agp trannies DO hate gays
>>715187313Whatever, if it didn't hurt anybody and they're happy, good for them. They probably insulted all the trans anyhow though
>>715187550Nah I played them on PSP.
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they have not fixed anything
>>715187553The Thing is so good you can't ruin it. I would know, since I really like the prequel.
>>715187435>Freckles>Shortstack>Plays Games>PositiveLove her
Is this runner transgender? He passes as a 40 year old chain smoking redneck gas station clerk
>>715187581that's overkill
>>715187615Bold of you to assume they are being paid.
>>715187550On a GB Micro, but I had the audio muted most of the time.
>WAAAHHHH I HATE ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK AND THE DONATION READ
>audio breaks giving you a good reason to mute
>NOOOO FIX THE AUDIO I WANT TO HEAR ALL THE THINGS I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT
You people are literally never happy are you?
>>715186814>>715187315>Samus is a tragic figure and inspirational hero who is one of the strongest beings in her setting>extremely easy to make her cuteIs it the 'tism? Cause this is some serious gap moe.
>>715187581cyborg garloids
>>715187581theres more shielding on that thing than on spacecraft components hanging out in the vacuum battling cosmic radiation and solar flares
>>715187553kek the ska music sent me, what a combi
It's not just a single channel either - it's the entire mixer feed to the stream. Probably need to restart the stream or reboot the mixer. Or both.
tranbrzrbzrzrb riiiibrrrrzt
trans raeeeeeeeights. raeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeghts
>>715187681Tech are volunteers except the lead, they're doing it for free.
TRANS RIIIIiIiIGgGghHhHhHTttTSssS
Is it just me or did the amount of technical difficulties increase significantly compared to past GDQs?
>>715187665I heard the audio cut out temporarily and thought "Ok, they're switching back to good audio"
But nope, they're incompetent DEI hires and it's still fucked
>>715187697Brother, the audio is SHIT and I can still hear the donations being read
why couldnt this happen during pokemon? this world is rotten
>>715187493>>715187497What's wrong anon, afraid your egg will get cracked too?
>>715187550So rarely was I able to listen to vidya music with my GBA because I was actually using it portably that I never even knew the soundchip was bad until I was emulating it years later.
>>715187096He got banned for flashing his italian bearcock again.
>>715187762well of course. the viewers quit, the runners quit, it's only logical that the staff quit as well
>>715187464You know I’m right…
Fuck this, I'll be back for the Balatro train wreck
>>715187550>Did you guys never play FFIV-VI Advance?I'm playing V right now for the Four Job Fiesta
White Mage, Mystic Warrior, Geomancer and Dancer
>tell the runner to stop 10 minutes so the crew can fix audio
>????
>fix'd
is that so hard? Just stop the game, is not that important
>>715187464Count how many power shots (1 damage) it takes to kill a Space Pirate.
Assume standard space marine rifle does half that because they ain't got birb technology.
That's probably the firepower that peashooter has, with a lower firerate.
>>715187782>afraid your egg will get cracked too?
>>715187762its getting close to ESA tier
and metroid bonus will still have everyone giving this fucking dogshit run a bunch of sss ratings just watch
Please be patient, the tech crew is having a panic attack and their scheduled dilation is in 5 minutes. Thank you! :)
are they just getting all the trans rights donations we thankfully avoided in the SM race here
>>715187665See that’s what literally every Thing bro says to me but I’m sorry the movie is now shitty ska music, soiface and shitty nintendo references for me. Dude also loved mentioning how much his 4/10 gf squirted. Sorry to blog this is just what Metroid does to me now the man never shut the fuck up
>audio completely fucked
This is pathetic
>>715187909Easy mode outside of Geomancer.
Tech crew has been especially fucking shitty this gdq.
>>715187675Probably just one of those weird guys with two X chromosomes
insane they've just let this go on, instead of the pausing the run to figure it out. not only annoying for the audience but just disrespectful to the runner
>>715187939what has made you so angry
>>715187762Have you never seen pictures of the setup? Its like a cluster fuck if wires and cables
>>715187909Explain this employment jamboree. I would like to learn more.
>>715187762Where were you during the GDQ16-19 years where they regularly needed 30 fucking minutes between runs to fix shit?
>>715187870>Balatro train wreckI love Balatro but I can't understand how watching a "speedrun" of it can be at all entertaining
They're going to be making decisions instantly and it'll be impossible to follow or process, since they probably have every joker memorized
I don't know how the fuck it ever got approved
>>715187796>single-handedly keeps gdq tech from crashing and burning At least that's probably what he thinks in his head.
>>715187698Her life is stressful
She's got to take it easy somehow
Shout out to the tech crew!
>>715187762there were much more tech issues a few gdqs ago, believe me i was here, it was literally at least 1 huge fuck up every 30 minutes through the whole week, this is like the 2nd fuckup today only
Literally just check the connections, one is probably not in all the way holy shit you’d think they’d understand given how dilating is essentially the same concept
>>715187019It's funny, cause the original design doc specified that the suit shout NOT have high heels. Which is frankly just sensible. Metroid is a more grounded sort of sci-fi setting, gritty and grungy. If this was like Honkai Star Rail or something, nobody would care.
>>715187921improvise
adapt
overcome
audio is still busted? LMAO
>>715188018the hypocrisy of it all
>>715188006Speedrunners don't deserve respect.
>>715188006TRANS RIIIIIIIIGHTS?
>>715187096>>715187828No I forgot to post it last thread / in the beginning of this thread.
>>715186376they'd cuck you out and not even read your dono desu.
kraids lair is one of the best metroid themes not lying
Did Monkeysmb run Fusion last year?
>The Megas Live Rock Concert (Est: 1:15:00)
What the fuck
how much do you want to bet that they fucked it up because they're doing set up for the mario maker relay right now
>>715188093Oh glad you're alive.
>>715188093Thanks for your continued service anon.
>>715187762Thinking about it I wouldn't be surprised if their more knowledgable guys quit for obvious reasons.
Also SGDQ at least used to get sponsored tech/audio support from the Power Up Audio guys who did a very solid job. Probably also didn't want to deal with GDQs bullshit anymore.
>>715187676you don't appreciate high fidelity music
>>715188123>>The Megas Live Rock Concert (Est: 1:15:00)>What the fuckHey, just chill out and enjoy the show
have you tried turning it off and back on again
>>715187921Uh sovl department?
yeah just never fix the audio who gives a fuck how many millions are raised
never forget gdq 2014 where nobody was monitoring audio so half the runs were half-silent half-earrape for an hour until a "fix your shit" donation would finally get read
>>715188059>I'm really going to enjoy drawing this
>crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle
fuck this
>>715188076which run did you do that got lambasted by the thread
>>715187921This is based though.
>>715188093thank you for your service
You don't understand, we HAVE to keep the run going with borked audio for an hour instead of disrupting the stream for 10 seconds and fixing it for good, we might miss a trans rights otherwise!
FIX
THE
MIC
SHOUT OUT TO MY COCK CREW
>>715188097one of the best songs in any video game
>>715188123What? You wanted a speedrun or something chud?
>>715188076>caring about ratings
>>715188042Pikafrens help make life less awful.
>>715188138I'd put my money more so on old hardware that doesn't get replaced until it breaks. To your credit however, the Doom Dark Ages runner had the Halo runner's audio in his headset while he was running.
>>715187909Damn, that's what I shoulda been doing during GDQ. Fuck it, I'll start now.
>>715188025Play through FF5 and roll four jobs. Those are the only jobs you can use all game. I forget if it's 1 per Crystal or from the full pool since it's been awhile, but that's the gist of it.
>>715188026That was before they realized they could just include more cringy staff segments to stall for time. Back then they'd literally just wait for an incentive to be hit even if it meant waiting for over a half hour. Also didn't they completely fuck up the schedule one year from stalling to much and the event end was at like 3 or 4 am because of it?
>>715188218>implying that anybody who visits /v/ would engage in such a horseshit event like gdq
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dono reader sounds like Machine Head with that audio corruption
is "trans rights" replacing punctuation now? it feels like they are just starting to use it like one would use a period to end a sentence
DEAR FUCKING GDQ INTERLOPERS
FIX YOUR FUCKING SHIT
The autist in the background is making plane noises
>wah wah wah crack wah crack crack wah wah crack wah TRANS RIGHTS crack crack wah wah crack wah crack
I need to hear TRANS RIGHTS with these microphones kek
I always kind of hated the design of ending sequence of Zero Mission.
>Get full arsenal unlocked only at the end of the final dungeon
>Game starts playing triumphant music to intuitively egg you on the path of rampaging among the space pirate base and a hype final battle and escape
>But If you want 100% you have ignore this and wander around the map for an hour for random items that require the items you only access at the final boss' doorstep
Why the fuck did they even bother
>>715188025An online event every year, calling out people on any version of FFV to beat the game by only using four jobs, each assigned randomly once you get at each of the job-unlocking elemental crystals. You can only equip the available job up until you unlock your 4th and final one, and at that point you're locked into having each of the characters using one of the four jobs at all time.
>>715188093>daytime: bad>nighttime: goodcurious
>kid in the front row would rather be playing vidya
>stuck watching grandpa play metroid
Parents really don't learn shit from the previous generation's mistakes sometimes.
AFTER ONLY 43 MINUTES THEY FIXED IT
>>715188093Good to see i made a right choice by sleep after the megaman 3 run.
Is the autistic kid meowing
>>715188326It's like a cute japanese verbal tic-degozaru~
Just not weeb and not cute.
>>715188310I see RPGLimitBreak will do job fiesta streams but I never bother to tune in and watch. Is it only with FFV?
SHOUTOUTS TO TECH CREW FOR THE SWIFT FIX
>>715187040FIFTEEN MINUTES
I could see this audio shit happening during a dead of night run, but not friday afternoon
That kid does NOT care about this run, and he needs you to know that
>>715187921See that was a great run, this is more like the bitrate issue they had where the video was constantly going to shit and they didn't fix it for the entire week.
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
those dumbfucks finally fixed it after like 30 minutes
Is the runner trooning out, or is he just a tub'o'lard?
Grim that the best thing about this run is the tech issue.
This audiokino really takes me back to the days of playing on my gameboy with broken audio.
>A/V
>hard
what's wrong couldn't hire away the most efficient and competent dollar general employee
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Bet you guys anything it was some idiot standing on a cord or some similar shit because their tech crew is professional rat's nest creators.
>>715188339Reminds me of the attentionwhores that used to show up in the front row a few years back.
>>715188093What's a nepo run?
>>715188432They will ask for cheers to them for fixing it soon. You know they will
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STOP
REPORTING
ISSUES
>>715188048Timezones being what they are and given the fact that I never watch these events 24/7 I can't make absolute statements. However I do watch these events since like 2014.
And definitely feel like their tech issue are a bell curve. Back in the old days? Worse, then it got a point where I rarely saw tech issues happen.
Now I feel like it has become much worse again, I certainly did not catch this many fuck ups in the recent years.
TRANS RIGHTS!
YEAAAH
Run is now an SSS
I like the Dread model. She got dat beef.
>>715188204That part is always a good chuckle. Bro was fine with ass, but not out of place high heels. One can and should be classy about being horny.
What rights do they not have
>>715188390Despite being one that tries to hit 100% every time I play a Metroid game when I realized what it expected me to do I just finished the game and never went back.
>>715188472Just low test and fat.
Where's the script that mutes the audio when a certain person is talking? I think I'm ready for it lads.
TRANS FUCKING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
>>715188093Super Metroid really benefitting from coming after that tranny convention
>>715188570Gender confirmation surgery isn't paid by tax dollars. That's literally what they want.
What made MM3 such a doo doo run? It's classic Mega Man, what could go wrong?
>>715188647cheater cheaters pumpkin eaters.
>>715188424FFV is, I'm pretty sure, the only game with a job system that accommodates it. FFI&XIIZA is pick and you're stuck with it. FFIII has you get them too spaced out, same with most others like BD or X-2.
MAYBE you could do it with original XII, but that's probably it. It's a pretty specific challenge that's adapted specifically for FFV's system of offloading jobs onto you.
>>715188603it was a race by some of the best runners in the world that was at several points synched to the exact frame
it was just plain old good
This event has made me more transphobic than ever
Get that shit out of here goddammit i just wanna watch a comfy 100% metroid run without being barraged with your autistic agp porn addict fetish
Really bad parenting on display for that autistic kid holy shit
I agree with the kid. This run is boring as fuck.
do these people even care about trans rights or are they doing it for attention
>>715188558there is a chance they are paying less for the tech crew, meaning they have a lower quality tech crew then on the golden age
>>715188093The lack of trainwrecks making this year so boring. That, and it feels like they're pushing the trans rights shit way more often.
How the fuck is this shit in every single fucking run. It's like they are donating for a different cause. I don't remember this being as bad in previous years.
>>715188647the run was pretty sloppy
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>>715188093Gaylo: reacharound
>>715188647co-op means the second player had a gamepad that allowed the first one to cheat because it was used to debug or something
>>715188516Either GDQ staff ran it or exceptions to existing rules were made to have it ran (DOOM Dark Ages is too new for the 6+ month old requirement but still made it in)
who keeps yelling in the background? just sounds like one person and not some "orb" or "e" meme
>>715188516>>715188629Also full staff couch as well so it's always a giant circlejerk
I can't even tune it out anymore it's so smothering.
Good luck trying to give these fucking retards any sort of feedback though.
>>715187672>stackShe's just short and has a bad fridge body.
>>715188730>awww he just havin fun he aint hurtin nobody :)as the kid continues heckling at 200 decibels and the rest of the crowd is too whipped to say stfu
>>715188570every kid must go to their designed discord channels to be groomed
>>715188736what mythical rights dont they have?
what kind of parent lets their shitass kid stay in a fucking live event with 45,000 viewers while they are throwing an autistic tantrum? fuck off
Lads this schedule is looking pretty fucking bad
>>715188752Heavily overcompensating due to orange man, i assume
>>715188752Donation is more likely to be read with it, people caught on.
>>715188093>Overestimate>15god damn
>>715188802a little autistic kid in the front row
>>715188802It's one extremely autistic child.
>>715188093what's the difference between girl! and foid?
>>715188752>It's like they are donating for a different causeThey think the money will go to trans Palestinians and trans Africans getting smuggled into Italy.
>>715188836shit I didn't mean trans rights exist
I want a spinoff where Samus is actually hunting bounties. They should let Retro do those side missions they wanted to for Prime 3. I just think playing some of Samus' normal 'pay the bills' jobs would be fun.
>That one Pirate actually trying to hide one of the power-ups so Samus can't use it
Someone get him Employee of the Month plaque
>>715188846An equally autistic parent? Who do you think shows up to these events?
>>715188404>daytimeNeporuns, ads, theater kids skits
>nighttimeBoring runs usually saved by autistic runners not letting the host interrupt too much
(Not always the case though.)
>>715188846parents that don't say NO to their kids, and let the internet raise them so they can transition into gdq speedtranners
>>715186086 (OP)>missed most of this Metroid run because of normie shitPlease tell me it's been awful so far
>>715188553actually fucking insane
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Someone should create an add-on that would mute dono readers voices
>>715187920Fucking based Epicurus.
The final run of the marathon is just a deltarune let's play?
>>715188836Well, they still struggle to find work, but to be honest I don't see that changing anytime soon
>>715188983audio got fucked up for 15 mins, there's this annoying fucking kid
good run otherwise
Do we care about another Mario Maker race?
>>715189010It already exists.
>>715188983>great runner>good commentary>awful host>mic issues for like 15 minutes
god dammit I was going to make this dumb joke about tech team and then catbox broke for a few minutes
https://litter.catbox.moe/jak2ta3m1q207yhw.mp3
>>715188793The six month rule is fucking dead. We have Mario Kart World, Monster Hunter Wilds, Oblivion Remastered, Blue Prince and probably more that I'm missing.
>>715188906>Pirates in tubes for onceNeat
>>715188868>>715188875where's the incentive to have the parents send him to time out
Literally why did he make this thing? Ridley just woke up one day and thought to himself "I am going to make a robot that looks like me. Fuck yeah.".
>>715188752I've watched this event twice a year for years, and even though someone always says "it's never been this bad", this time I truly believe it.
>Crowd is filled with autistic retards who just randomly choose things to shout at to interrupt runs and no one complains
>One kids decides to shout at things he wants to and all of a sudden it's an issue
The kid is fine
nice audio balance motherfucking tech crew
>>715188906Nintendo a retarded and not no bounty hunter meaning. Just thought cool government contractor
She basically a free agent exclusive for space federation
Gay, yes, but unfortunately inevitable
Jap no like non-conforming to authority, so at best she outside of direct chain of command, but still aligned at large.
We've got $25 from MSFan that just says: Somalian refugee hoooooiiiiippp
>another 10 minutes just to boost the audio
Man these guys(probably not guys) are incompetent
>>715189063Modern parents don't do that.
I fucking knew it, it was a different audio feed they swapped too while working on the main one.
Why the FUCK didn't they do that shit earlier? Broadcasting college guy, fill me in, explain this shit to me.
>>715188906Ive seen a version of this where shes in her underwear.
>>715189027I bet they try and do voices for the dialogue. Fucking hell.
I wonder if the autistic kid came for the speedruns or his parent(s) brought him for their interest.
>>715189020Yeah and they keep talking about it like it’ll be a big thing.
>>715188983was going well but then tech crew fucked something up and the audio was extremely crackly for like 30 minutes
>>715189047I'd have just barely been able to enjoy it then. Fuck. Thanks for being honest with me anyway, fellas
>>715188983It's been a proper bang average run. I haven't muted it yet though so that's a plus.
>>715189050It died when they realized rushing in a Breath of the Wild run was profitable as fuck.
>>715189040No, but I'm going to watch it anyway.
>>715189083if you could make one and you refused to you're bitchmade
>>715188093what the fuck is donkey kong jungle bascist the fascist?
So instead of the audio cracking, it's cutting out every couple seconds
THANKS TECH CREW
>>715188983Ryan fucking sucks and shouldn't be on the couch. Almost ruined Super Metroid as well.
umm so the next room uhhh there's trip wires that ummmm you're gonna want to umm
thank god it's over
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>>715189083Do not question Space Pirate science
>>715189209Just stellar performance on the audio all around.
D - it's the same metroidshit you've seen a million times.
Bro thought he was gonna be the guy. Dumbass.
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>>715189020your runner for the main event
>>715189209C
Had to mute half the run
>>715189209F
I would have given it an A or an S but the audio issues ruined it.
>>715189209S in spite of audio issues and the annoying autistic child
>>715189209C+ runner got ROBBED
>>715189209C+
A muted
D unmuted
so C+
>>715189209Good run despite shitty donos and audio issues, B+
>>715189209D, stupid ass kid in the back and too many audio issues to be enjoyable
>>715189035That same kid was in the same spot for the Super Metroid run.
>>715189209C
for Crackly audio
>>715189168True I remember that being controversial. I don't mind new games getting in personally as long as the runs are good.
>>715189050>>715189168Didn't they confirm the new Deltarune chapters for the event before the game was even out?
>>715189209SSS for tech trans rights
>>715189209B
Also, BRANS RIGHTS
>>715189209B minus 2 ranks because shit host, shit tech issues, shit trans rights CONSTANTLY
So D
Make it double D even for Samus canon cupsize.
>>715189083Sakamoto probably mentioned it in some interview like how he had to justify his magical girl power
>>715189209B.
Good run but everything surrounding it was horrible
>>715189209B-
The tech issues weren't that bad
>>715189209S, great game great run
>>715188730I don't know who's worse, the parent or the fucktard donator who was like "loving that kid's energy! :)"
Imagine enabling this shit, what the fuck
>>715189209D due to god awful audio and screeching child
>>715188093was waiting for this
>>715188093>Super MetroidLooks like I missed unanimous kino. I'll check the VOD
>>715189209E
kinda boring filled with a billion issues
>>715189209I need to give it a C
Great run and good commentary but the audio issues and the fucking host reading every god damn TRANS RIGHTS donation that floated across his desk was way too much.
>>715189196this speedrun explains it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exbCTZAMaVk&pp=ygUMY2F0IHNwZWVkcnVu
>>715189209B. Run was fine, audio issues and retarded GDQ shit is GDQ.
>>715189209A
for Audio issues
>>715189209B
Good run, but the screaming and host were annoying, and the audio issues were pretty bad throughout the last quarter of the run.
>>715189209S
great tech/tricks, good commentary with little bs, just muted while audio issues happened
>>715189209A. Great run by the second-place runner. Knocked it down for shit audio.
>>715189209B
tech crew ruined half of the run
>>715189209D. Would give C, but audio issues at a corpo event is not acceptable.
>>715189209C, definition of mid plus audio issues
>>715189209A!
Mission accomplished! I'm not punishing the runner for tech crew bullshit.
holy shit this side of the set actually has the lights turned on
>>715189209A, some audio issues but run itself was solid with good commentary
>>715188093very upset at everyone who rated swiftalu's run poorly
>>715189209B. Almost amazing, but host really dampened the fun.
THANK GOODNESS THE AUDIO WAS FIXED IN TIME FOR GAMEANDCHEATONMYWIFE TO SHILL SOME ETSY GARBAGE
HOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP!!!!!!!!!11
I love the ending for 100% fast with Samus in the bar
Makes me wonder if she drinks casually between missions or if this is just how she gets rumors/hearsay for bounties
>>715189209A
Great run, awesome commentary, and I'm not going to lower my rating because tech fucked up, because it's not the runner's fault.
>>715189435kys pedo, you aren't human
>>715189209A, run itself was fine with minor mistakes.
>>715189341Why wouldn't the child screech? If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing.
>>715189209C for the full run, shame since the run itself was pretty good.
But maybe my patience with the host crap is wearing thin because it's getting on my nerves a lot more this year and it's certainly affecting my enjoyment (what little there is).
>>715189315Aren't they only doing chapter 1 and 2?
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>>715189209I'm doin' him a B
>>715189209M for Metroid I missed it, I just wanted to post
>>715188863Guess that makes sense, not amerifat so didn't think of them crying about what orange man is doing.
>>715189105I honestly struggle to remember a worse one. There were stupid events, but this constant shouting it is just obnoxious. And it is not even just the donation reader, the runners have to say it and then the crowd as well. Even the orb shit was better than this, at least it was somewhat related to the event itself.
>>715189230>JETPACKSI desperately wish the metroid jetpacks made into the games. Look at this goofy fucking shit! Amazing. I demand this be a boss in Beyond.
>>715189372glad to see the one game i wanted to watch is being played when im touching grass
:(
>>715189435Fucks sake janny. It's been more than a minute. Do your job.
>>715189209B+ run
Z tech crew and obnoxious donations
oh neat, whoever wins the kirby pack gets an item that's been in the host's crotch
>>715189209D
nobody should watch this vod
>>715189525oh looks like it. Did they change that?
I could swear the list said 3+4 or all chapters at some point
>>715189209I've been wagecucked all week. Can I get a QRD on where the fuck sent is
>>715189209D okay run ruined by tech issues and donations.
>>715189640Doing the schedule and occasionally popping up in the prize segments
>>715189606>MrGameAndShout scented scratch n sniff stickers G R I M
>>715189640he got "promoted"
>>715189640He got "promoted".
So no more prize goblin except for special guest appearances.
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>>715189050They're doing something with Expedition 33
Super Mario maker 2 comes next. Any hopes it will be passable?
>>715189640> he doesn't know
>>715189538Almost peak space pirate tech. Only better if they threw in some phazon and crudely imitated chozo tech just for shits and giggles.
And more tubes.
>>715188093What got ranked worse, the sword/shield run or sayonara? Barely see any daylight between Z and the line.
All this shit is Etsy junk
Whatever happened to the Pirate fighter craft Samus used to escape anyway? I mean, did she keep it? Sell it for scrap? Surely get a nice price for some perfectly intact Pirate tech.
of course these are 1:1 pixel recreations, that's what fucking perlers are
>using round perls for square pixels
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>>715189637Deltarune 3+4 is only a month old.
I'm sure they have a cut off period of a few months because if they didn't the "run" wouldn't have any tech developed and just be a brisk let's play.
Not to mention spoilers.
For how little it takes for someone to get booted from the event I'm surprised GameAndShit is still around.
>>715189785Does Etsy still have handmade stuff? Last time I checked, it had become another Aliexpress / Temu / Shein clone.
>>715189801sperm craft, it's probably inside her ass right now
>>715189823how else would you be able to tell they are perlers
so unique and one of a kind!
I keep forgetting I named my Metroid folder tubes. Wish we had more tube threads on /v/, feels like it has been years since I last saw one.
>>715189785People pay to advertise their etsy stores here
Wonder what really happens to all these "prizes" after GDQ.
I shouldn't be surprised Isaac is too based for GDQ watchers but I am still disappointed
>here's some beautiful 3d printed ui elements
>>715189895Do you count people using 3D printers to print shitty miniatures? Because it has tons of that.
>>715189890why is there a shellshocked dog
>>715189953what are tubes
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>>715189747>Any hopes it will be passable?It will be as passable as pic related
>>715189953it really has been a hot minute since the last one, hasn't it
>>715189890Why shes sitting on a chair when she could be sitting on my face?
>>715189953You could start one up right NOW
>>715189975>Critical redditof course
Why is it that GDQs still manage to raise waaay more donations than in the 2010s but their prizes suck even more ass now? I swear the GDQs in like 2014 or 2015 used to have far better prizes including gaming PCs and consoles.
>you have a family, shout
>he doesn't know
>>715189801I like to think she reconfigured it into the ship we see later.
>you have a family, shout
that painting is sick though
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>>715189472Samus absolutely has a regular drink. She needs it.
Some obscure trivia: The Captain N comics, which prominently feature Samus as a major character, had this space station called The Locker. It's basically a hangout for mercenaries to drink, get info, and store their stuff. I like to think a version of The Locker exists in canon.
>>715189975Without looking at the donations, I bet Dave the Astroturf is leading one of those deck incentive goals
For once I will be optimistic and say the Mario Maker 2 relay race will be amazing.
>>715190074>we have a $1,000 donation from "anonymouse" who definitely isn't our sponsor!
>>715189939>>715189946Those sure are categories in a video game.
>>715190018If you're not wearing a rat-thong my penis stays flaccid.
>>715190081>>715190113QRD? I don't know Shout lore
I feel like 90% of these """prizes""" can be bought on aliexpress for 10 bucks or less.
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this is literal garbage
>>715190074Sponsor donations
also there's just way more normalfags that got into gaming at that time
also inflation
>>715189209B+
Run itself was very good, points docked for tech issues and audience autism.
>>715190174Cheated, wife left with kid.
>>715190118Is it? Jesus, Zack.
Chrome just turned off 4chan X for me and I forgot miserable this site is without it, holy shit
oh no... that faggot's voice...
>kid is quiet now that it's not disruptive to shout random shit
curious
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>>715190205It's just a painting of one of the jokers in the game
I would probably never put it on my wall, but I can imagine an autist would
>>715190018Furries sure are into hyperralistic stuff, uh.
>>715190001Nope. I have friends that keep asking me if I want something printed for free because they are already bored of their 3d printers. One time I tried searching for a "Fuck AI" stickers and all the results I got were collections of AI generated porn.
>>715189209C Kid and donations were annoying but good run
>>715190246tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
>>715190090We can see from the end screens that it does have a flat-ish profile, so that's not unreasonable.
>>715190205Would be better without the text tbhq
>>715190246Ok, I will bite. Gotta pick my laundry before it begins.
Why have SMM2 and Balatro swapped places on the schedule
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>>715190506sponsored by balatro
>>715190471Imagine if Samus didn't know how to work the Space Pirate communications so she just came across a GF shop that immediately shot her down
>>715190219>kidThey have twins and he still sees them.
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I don't like that all hot girls from nintendo games are blonde.
>>715190304>electric terrains>kills your casual clover runIt's the stupid frog actually. Fucking stupid high speed boltbeam bullshit when semdemen is off-limits due to the exp soft-cap at 30, just short of the 3rd evolution
>>715190479>shoujo>screen is full of ojisan
>>715190537holy kek these get pulled so quickly
>>715190584yeah on monthly facetime calls
>>715190597Daisy would kill you if she heard that
Is the Aussie host not around this year?
>>715190479let me guess, they had a deep voice
>>715190479I'm sorry but the one on the right has a fucking five o'clock shadow
>>715189953They're a lost art form.
>>715190634Janny has to be refreshing every second, I have the thread on auto refresh and they are always gone
>>715190479I don't mind Shoujo.
Don't look at a picture of him/her without the mask.
>>715190597This is bait to get you to post more pics of hot nintedo girls
DON'T FALL FOR IT
>>715190584Even if it he had weekends, a holiday or two and a few weeks of summer, which would be best case scenario..imagine going from coming home to seeing your kids every day. Having dinner with them, helping with hoimework, being able to have a general imp[act on their development; to seeing them 25% of the time.
>acknowledging the pity claps
lol
>>715190597This is bait to get you to post more pics of hot nintedo girls
DO FALL FOR IT
>>715190765are you implicating that purple yoshi ever takes a "mask off"? how transphobic of you
>only seeing people on X shitting on SGDQ
>everywhere else would ban you for even mentioning that there's a high frequency of trans 'representation'
Why do they wear the mask?
>>715190765Really sad that ugly people keep wearing masks. Just beeeee yourself!!
>>715190924To protect themselves from the hall smell
>>715190903i thought all the "allies" left twitter for bluesky
>Next is Balstro, Mario Maker 2, and other shit
I'll check back in 5 hours from the looks of it.
>>715190903Do people on X even talk about GDQ?
>>715190924>Everyone could tell what I was before I put on the mask
>>715190903what the fuck is X
>>715190924It's a visual cue. Other people wearing masks are likely on your "team." It's like gangbangers wearing colored bandanas.
>the Metroid run went smoothly and there was lots of fun conversation
Samus, my beloved.
>>715190873I can't imagine that because I can't imagine being stupid enough to cheat on my wife. What a retard.
>>715190991Mario Maker is great
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>>715190924If you're wearing a mask in 2025 you either have turbo aids or are a non-passable tranny that can't get rid of the 5 oclock shadow.
That was the worst Ridley impression I've ever heard followed by a decent attempt rom a dude in the crowd.
>>715191024>X (formerly Twitter)
>>715190597Nintendo likes to project a youthful and energetic brand, and the japs have associated that with blondes. See: Naruto
>>715190924common preference of trans girls who can't afford facial feminization surgery
>>715191101>you either have turbo aidsIt's a convention, they're busy coughing turbo aids all over each other.
Honestly that was about as good as Afghani's Mario
>boomer on the right team
>>715191078y'know I can almost respect this take because having kids is the good part of marriage but at the same time wife is a homonym for dumb cunt
>team colors are are white and light blue
>>715190903The speedrun faggots all retreated to bluesky. Most people who did came back because X is just 4chan for the broader web, but the speedrunning world has too many far lefties
>so many delays the band is now playing at 11pm my time
should I stay up to shit and piss my pants with everyone here?
>>715191085Yeah but the levels they do for Mario Maker 2 are shit.
ahahahaha how quirky loloololol trans rights hyooooooooooope
>Can you help me get home?
ahahahah so funny bro ahahahaha hope she's watching
watching awkward nerd humor live always reminds me to shut the fuck up more and not make cute little jokes in real life
>>715190924Conventions, if nothing else, are a great place to end up getting a flu or cold or other similar illness. Generalized as con crud, or, in this situation, often referred to as GDFlu. Your chances of getting sick go down when there's something filtering the air you're breathing.
>>715191306>trans whites vs trans lights
whatever happened to dram?
>>715190972I checked there also. Just a lot of tran accounts, people going on about the AEW run, and this little gem.
>>715191306hard to distinct but at least it's not blue and pink
>make logos for the teams on the website
>don't put logos on their shirts, make them just wear blank white shirts
Huh?
>>715191281Literally just choose a wife that isn't a dumb cunt if you want kids. It's literally that easy. Also means you don't have to cheat and ruin your own live.
>metroid race yesterday
>:O!!! SSS!!!!
>any other race today
>:| FFF!! ZZZ!!!
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Alright, the Metroid part is done. I'm out.
certified sweetheart spotted on the left
>>715191381I would really prefer if you didn't
Bake a new bread, this one's getting moldy
>>715191453>Literally just choose a wife that isn't a dumb cuntthis is not possible
>transgirl in daisy dukes
Should be illegal for a dude to wear shortshorts.
PLAY THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY
>Both teams have a token tranny
>>715191368This, I worked at a convention hall for some years, that shit spreads like wildfire.
>often referred to as GDFlu.While across the pond it gets called ESAids
>>715191306Might be my TV but they look like a light piss yellow to me
>>715191381>>715191503baking now, leave it to me!
>>715190972So probably hiding away in discord servers
>>715191509>Did you sit in gum?
>>715191470I grew sick of Metroid races years ago, it got real old and I can't be doing with them any more.
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>>715191542Well, the run has dedicated tranny level makers.
>>715191471See you next mission, hunter.
>>715191508It is. You just don't have to go for the first bitch that jumps on your dick. Took me 3 attempts but it's possible. Allow yourself to be picky.
Framesissies getting the rope.
>race is already over
lmao
>ez first try
holy shit what a fucking chad
>>715191437Maybe they're on the back of their shirts? It's clear these shirts are on top of some existing ones for some of them. But you'd think they'd be on the front for the camera.
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