Thread 715194063

Come on anon, let's be racist together!
Starting us off with some 4 race GPs with CPUs to fill the room until we get a few anons together.

Room ID: BP2 T5C

>>715194063 (OP)
Bump. Can't get on now but I'll be on later.

who are you calling racist nigga

2/24

>>715194931
Can't wait to see you, anon!

>>715194063 (OP)
I'll try to join for a couple of hours. Story of Seasons and Splatoon 3 Splatfest will have me busy for sure.

Noooo, not on the final lap, you fiend!

We've got 4/24!

Just here to say I like daisy’s booty

hope you liked that horn, poopa bitch

>>715196863
based

>>715197074
Go crouch on the street and eat a fag, stinky!

>7/24
its over

>>715197129
daisy looks a lot cuter in this dwawing than she does in game

>>715197684
We only just started anon, join us!

>that dk with a billion miles lead
witchcraft

How the fuck did George get so far ahead on the final turn, holy shit

i love having boo steal a feather it's so great and useful :DDDDD

I just learned it's Splatfest weekend? No wonder this lobby is having a slow start

bee bitch thought he could take my 1st

I can explain, I placed this low because I am being distracted with porn

I can't explain, I'm dogshit at this game

uhhh i can explain

Fuck this track

13/24

That's MY 3rd place cogbro

AHAHAHA YES YES I LOVE SHOCK IN THE LAST TURN YES YES

I sure do love when a boo seals my fucking golden kys

FUCK! Shoulda have held onto the boo for the dodge

15/24

>get shocked midair
>fly by everyone

This just ain't my night aaaaaa

>using shock after last set
get these fucking lounge players out of the lobby

I have shock fatigue

>>715200403
You don't need to play lounge to know not to waste your shock

>>715198426
yeah I'm going to be playing splatfest so I won't have time for mario kart until Sunday night

Got a splatfest to be at but i’ll hop in for a few games until then. Best show me a good tume

18/24

Will be on tonight /v/ros
Have a bump for now.

>>715200493
Is there a gif without the faggy text?

I LOVE LAST TURN SHOCKS

>>715194063 (OP)
Daisy canonically has a dick but nonetheless I appreciate that her pussy is receptive to my penis in this picture

>>715200790
slit your throat tranny

>>715200625
didnt even notice it, ew

>>715200861
much batter thanks chief

>>715200909
better*

>>715200790
>>>/lgbt/ faggot

You Cataquack FUCK

Toad's Cum Factory

ur all lucky i got work this weekend or else

>>715200790
absolutely based

baby weegi oye

if i get hit by ONE more red shell im actually going to fucking lose it

Getting fucked by the rat pack on the last lap is fucking agony

When's Wii?

>dodged that clusterfuck end with my star
GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED

>>715201417
I'm Babe Luigi so I'm getting last laugh

Shockfag betrayed me........

Sweet baby Bill that was a nice shockdodge if I do say so myself

>>715201415
You gotta be stronger boner-bro

20/24 starting soon

>>715200830
Nice Freudian slip faggot tranny chaser

dead game

>>715201783
I'm at the edge but I will do my best fellow boner-bro

21/24

>no mushroom in last item box
>lose

Not even blue’s can stop me

>Giant bob omb blows us up
Kek

FUCKING BRAT SHELLING ME AT THE FINISH LINE
CORRECTION NEEDED

WE FULL

>try the Bowser's castle lab skip
>fuck up and instead of leaving the lab to skip over the lava as usual just somehow end up going back the other corridor

Room’s full, looks like it’s time to inflict my racism on others. HelenHunt!

>>715202639
I was in dead last and saw that happen, I thought you lagged out my dude

Whoever keeps voting the few kino intermissions today, thank you
Everytime I vote for a track too late because I'm posting I am afraid we might get some doodoo intermission but someone is always coming through with a nice surprise

>full room
/v/eekends are back

There are no good water courses

>2 fucking shocks
>half the room have mega shrooms the entire race
what a fucking shitshow
nerf that fucking shroom

>get STOMPED three times in a row
>end last
great fucking game

>>715202950
Ah fuck, how embarrassing, haha
I'll share a clip later after I leave

>>715203227
I miss how it was back in 7

CERTIFIED
RACING
QUEEN

>>715201119
Why does he look wet

Can we get a Knockout Tour, host?

>>715203359
Shit, I just saw your post, I'll do knockout tour after this set.

>>715203336
Pauline's been making him sweat

I see you, Coggert. Using the Based-Dasher.

Also fuck you Willow, always stealing my fucking item boxes.

Getting a beer before hopping on, status?

>shock+blue dodge
i came.

>>715203656
There's currently one spot open, hop on!

>>715203656
22/24, where the fuck are you?

>>715203775
>>715203785
>Error code
I’m nowhere it seems

It's Mario Kart but you guys really do just unga bunga your shit

>>715203892
Still 23/24, sure you didn't mistype?

>>715203892
had the same issue but I somehow got it

I’ll be on after I get back from Taco Bell, but I’ll be alternating between MKW and the splatfest

>>715204084
got in*

Why is Daisy hotter than Peach?

>>715201693
Never. ;)

>>715204046
I join through friend list so yes

>>715204186
She’s not, just edgier to say you like the clone more than the OG

Have to head out but ggs everyone.

BOUNCING OFF OF OTHER PLAYERS IS A GARBAGE MECHANIC AND EXISTS EXCLUSIVELY TO SCREW *YOU* OVER

Fuck you

>>715204186
She has a personality

Peace out, keep repping the Based-Dasher, Coggert

Dare I say that shock dodge was just peachy

>>715204186
Daisy is more attractive to people of lower class & intellect. Peach is the gentleman’s choice.

>13th
>get a fucking boomerang last item

Done for today. GGs

KOT TIME, GIVE IT TO ME

Cheep Cheep Falls is too scenic, I kept taking the long routes because they are so pretty...

damn everyone seems to have gotten gud but me
gg

go to sleep g

>that streal
KINOOOOOOOOO

>right at the finish line
>right at the FUCKING FINISH LINE
>red shell
>2nd
THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE FOR THE KOOPBROS

Damn dude, nice one Coggert
Next time I am dming you porn, we'll see how good you are then!

>Boomerang
Fuck you too pal

>>715205532
Almost brother...

17/24

I'll do some races before splatfest starts

Backwards Koopa Beach, woah
Give us a reverse mode for fucks sake

Always placing highly but never first :(

how do I unlock birdo and DK?

Someone is gonna have to take the wheel after this gp, this fag is going to sleep

>>715207172
play the grand prixs bro

>shockdodge
>easy 1st
Least I redeemed myself a bit. Splatfest is in 30 so gonna get ready for that but much thanks to the host and raceist involved, even with all the bs /v/eekends are still fun. Gg’s

>half the lobby on the wall of the final turn on Sundae
>shock

>Fall off track
>Not counted as out of bounds
I’m going to fucking kill myself man

I just unlocked all characters it feels good

Wait who is I Miss You I’m scared

it feels too good to fuck people up with lightning on last round

Ggs anons, been a fun friday night, don't let me leaving stop you though from doing more races!

Aight splatfest for a bit

Gonna play splatfest now ggs anons

Hungry
ill join more later

>>715208420
Gg’s, hope to see you ‘round later

thanks for the free first

C-cloudy where are you I’m getting anxious

Dipping out for splatfest. GG /v/ros.

1 min i take a piss, what mode do you want

Dead game

We need more niggas

>>715210632
Tranny post

>>715194063 (OP)
Whoever did the drawing in the OP deserves to be paid for it. Brilliant piece of art!

GGs it's getting late
Nice racists!

Gg

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE STRAIGHT LINES NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sorry for ruining your photo

3rd again

>>715208793
S-surely our queen will return...

Why did I eat 4 soft tacos
Am I retarded

>>715194063 (OP)
good evening negros. some mfer last weekend reported me for being off topic for posting memes for my /v/ros to enjoy between matches. frick you whichever paper skin tard that was, go back to plebbit

vote faraway oasis u chuds I need conkdor

>>715214481
you gotta deserve him first

feels weird being an actual credit to my team this week, the practice is paying off a little bit.

I got carried hard by my bluebros

where tf is everyone?

What rules do you guys want?

>>715215991
Diagnosing wifi issues (yes I know, wifi)

>>715214107
moderation here has gotten immensely worse ever since the tranny jannies were doxxed.

>>715216081
Balloon battle?

>>715215991
A chunk of anons went to go participate in a Splatfest, I think

>>715216368
oh all the troons are gone? sweet.

Got my switch 2 this week. Go easy on me, anons...

>>715216208
They deserve it

>>715216295
turn CPU OFF please, and balloon battle would rock

That track really sucked. i've played the game 40 hours and don't know if i've raced that one more than once or twice. hate it.

>>715216691
Shit my bad I will change it later

>Took the wrong wall
>Died in last place
sad wah...

>>715215991
Splatfest Summerslam

Fuck CPUs
It's just fighting them all race

WAH

I feel like we should have a standard rule set guide for people who are new to hosting

>Whistlestop Summit
>beginning section of the track with all the rails
>be jumping between them
>each of the 3 laps bounce off someone into the abyss
>each of the 3 laps go from top half to dead last

FUCK THIS MECHANIC

>>715201693
tomorrow

>final lap
>10/16 place
>get double item box
>one green shell and a boomerang
>see 9th place in front of me get single item box
>bullet bill

Well fuck me I guess

>1st place most of race
>item :))))
>8th place
I know it's mario kart but this fucking blows

Oh, I see. Everyone picks on Wario!

>>715218080
The trick to being in first is to be significantly far ahead

>/v/ lobby is full of metafag and pedo players
>some of them have an internet connection so bad that they don't take damage at all and continue their run like nothing happened

>>715218251
tough to do when you get shelled up the ass the moment you're in first

>>715218302
>full of metafag and pedo players
>1-3
>everyone else using whoever on whatever
You're free to call out any Daisy/Baby Daisy user because they do usually have third world internet, but come on.

Fuck you all, godspeed bluechads

Its always the random ass greenshell that gets ya in the end...

Fine fine I'll switch off daisy

>14 racers in lobby
>2 teams
>game splits teams 8-6 and gives team of 6 a CPU

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT WORK LIKE THAT

Is Daisy OP? I'm the penguin I don't know the meta

>>715219342
no it's just that everyone who picks her happens to have bad wifi

>>715219517
That's probably just me, I'm staying with my folks a few weeks while recovering from surgery, sorry for the lag.

>>715219597
Get well soon, anon.

>>715219342
No most of the sweaty players are pedos

Lock it in red we just got fucking raped

>>715219597
Get well soon

>>715219667
>>715219948
Thanks lads, a few weeks then I'll have wired ethernet again.

THAT WAS THE FIRST EVER TEAM WIN I GOT IN MARIO KART WORLD

IF I DIDNT GET KART'D AT THE LAST SECOND, RED WOULD HAVE WON! WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>715219342
She is one of the high tier characters yes.

>>715220397
And also my wife.

>>715220756
You can have Daisy. I don’t want her.

Kart'd hard at the final turn. This is Mario Kart alright.

lobby status?

>>715221419
tryhard sweats

>>715221419
Alive and in need of more players.

>>715221419
Like 16/24 or so

14/24

Let me know if you want new rules, penguin is host now

>>715221575
>>715221579
why is it so dead
is it more active late at night

LET ME UNLOCK SOME FUCKING CHARACTERS PEOPLE

>>715221892
Because it's Friday. It is more lively on Saturday and Sundays.

>2nd on final lap
>make a jump off a ramp
>bounce off someone into lava
>13th

I SAID IT ONCE ILL SAY IT AGAIN I FUCKING HATE THAT MECHANIC

>>715221892
Not a lot of people have switch 2s at the moment. But its my first MKW /v/eekend, having fun so far. Could use a bit more time between races though. Barely any time to post in the thread.

>>715221892
Wagies get on early Saturday and Sunday, Friday takes a while

>>715221892
Splat3n is drawing some of the regulars away with a Splatfest

>>715222165
THROW THE FUCKING ORB YOURSELF THEN FAGGOT

PEEPA TIME???

>Frantic
>towel_man.jpg

Is there a similar extension to 4chan X? that went ka-put because Google is a bitch and it's difficult to navigate this platform now.

>>715222813
what does frantic even do

>no Peepa
Bros...

>>715222825
Stop using a cucked browser you mongrel

>>715222796
>no peepa

>pick Intermission for Peepa chance
>no Peepa

That's right I just squished you during the gliding section. You can't do shit about it.

>Toad cop shows up
>Everyone starts harassing it

That poor waluigi at the very end

How do I get the ostrich

>>715223414
very carefully

>>715223352
But I got Peepa?

>>715223414
Desert Hills i believe

>>715223410
It is what it is

>>715223619
Reported.

I'm getting high
you niggas are all about to lose as soon as I join

Matt I saw you slam the brakes to bag an item you otherwise would have missed. Don't think we can't see you pull shit like that.

>>715223928
I'm not even sure which item you mean.
I dont bag, I'm just bad.

>That giant dust cloud forming in front of the finish line
You can't make this shit up

tfw youre biker wario and there is a biker waluigi

Okay, I take back what I used to say about intermissions. I did not expect to get swept up by a twister in the middle of the race

>>715224859
Same, the intermissions have been growing on me. But I wish you had the options to run a full three laps once you get to the actual course.

>Peepafag itembagging to keep his points
LOL

Knockout tour sometime?

Gonna bow out for the night. Enjoy your races, and Godspeed to my biker Wariobro

I'm still missing one outfit unlock for peach
WHERE IS IT

Fuck you whoever used the lightning when I was gonna skip through the pond

>>715225317
Take care, bro.

>>715225484
Which one?

>>715225756
i don't know
it's a siil9hueyte of her

>Peepafag tries bagging AGAIN
>Loses anyways
LOL

>>715225802
Which ones do you have?

>>715222825
I use the TamperMonkey script version of 4chan X

I was afk for basically the entire first lap and somehow didn't end last

>>715225802
>siil9hueyte

>>715222825
Install Firefox retard

I feel really sorry for that guy that got blue shelled right before the finish line. I had a golden shroom so I took my chance.

>>715226029
these

Wario here, good races but I gonna bail. Getting hungry over here!

>>715226305
Go get some outfits for Mario and Luigi and then I’ll tell you

>>715226414
no

guys please stop accusing me of item bagging already I didn't even win this race
and stop focuing purely on me that isn't fair

ez bullet bill through 10+ niggas

I swear that basin area with the chomps is the worst intermission

Side-bar: what do you guys think of the disney racer?

>Jump up to the food court
>Somehow glitch through the rail and lakitu has to reset me
The fuck

Thanks for the games lads

Good games yall

Motherfucker teleported behind me with that horn

Gg bros. See you all again tomorrow.

>got 3rd place overall when there were only six people playing
works for me

>>715226305
You're missing the aero outfit it should be in peach stadium

>>715229538
thanks nig

Room status?

>>715227226
more like sneedstorm

>>715194063 (OP)
Sorry, I've been out of the loop for a couple weeks now. What's the best way to unlock the NPC characters?
I always think about joining one of these, but I don't feel like paying for an NSO subscription, and my job makes me work late as fuck.

WHAT IS THE ROOM CODE

>>715232961
>What's the best way to unlock the NPC characters?
Have a cpu use a magic orb and pray

>>715233269
It's in the OP, you fucking retard

>>715233560
IT SAYS NOT A VALID ROOM RETARD

>>715233269
make a room my Internet sucks

Home and ready to drink and drive.
How's the lobby doing?

>>715194063 (OP)
does anyone know why tomoko is a controversial character in the mario kart community?

>>715235074
actual pedo avatarfag groomed Al*ce who was underage at the time of MK8

WHY DOESN'T THE LOBBY CODE WORK

>>715235343
its been more than 10 years ago and still i remember all that shitfest, like i've been on different communities after that and still i think the mk8g/ssbg community was the worst.

i also lost all the data i collected

>>715235626
RESPOND
NOW

Setting up a new room
JH8-G87

2/24
Let's go!

WE CAN RULE THIS TRACK
YOU CHOOSE SPIDERMAN

>pulled me away when I was backing up towards the finish line
FUCKING RIGGED

We are here forever
Still 2/24

>>715237267
No fun allowed

thank you to the computer that threw a red shell

I'm leaving to eat pop tarts

>>715238040
I'll try to keep the room up for as long as I can
1/24

2/24
I don't think that other anon is coming back

Wtf. I had no idea there was a drivable wall there
3/24

>>715194063 (OP)
Couldn't get on Friday night but hoping to this weekend. Nice to see Pokey in thr artwork!

>>715239624
All the walls are drivable, you just need to find them

neet hours

3/24
Welcome back

COMEBACK OF THE CENTURY

>that banana placement
You motherfucker

Where does he keep getting these blues??

based

More blues pls

WHY CAN THE SWITCH 2 NOT CONNECT TO WIFI FOR SHIT

Fuck
They made the DC for staling worse than it was in 8DX

>use feather right before a jump
>get yoinked by lakitu midair
???????

>>715242438
Yeah, it's like half the time
You can still sit on a truck for a while though

>blue hitting me right over the only gap
Holy shit

That was a good green

>>715242183
works on my machine

why are you faggots awake

>>715244303
When else am I meant to play in the comfy lobby?

fuck you peach

god fucking damn it can they remove items already they ruin the game

nice blue shell FAG

it's over...

Good games guys
Thanks for sticking around in the comfy late lobby

>>715247434
why are those bitches so smug

>>715249382
they fuck

Don't die Saturday thread

>still missing 10 P switches and 39 peach medallions
It's joever