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Come on anon, let's be racist together!
Starting us off with some 4 race GPs with CPUs to fill the room until we get a few anons together.
Room ID: BP2 T5C
>>715194063 (OP)Bump. Can't get on now but I'll be on later.
who are you calling racist nigga
2/24
>>715194931Can't wait to see you, anon!
>>715194063 (OP)I'll try to join for a couple of hours. Story of Seasons and Splatoon 3 Splatfest will have me busy for sure.
Noooo, not on the final lap, you fiend!
Just here to say I like daisy’s booty
hope you liked that horn, poopa bitch
die
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>slav honks me on the final stretch
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>>715197074Go crouch on the street and eat a fag, stinky!
>FIRST PLACE BOO SHOCK DODGE
>>715197129daisy looks a lot cuter in this dwawing than she does in game
>>715197684We only just started anon, join us!
>that dk with a billion miles lead
witchcraft
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How the fuck did George get so far ahead on the final turn, holy shit
i love having boo steal a feather it's so great and useful :DDDDD
I just learned it's Splatfest weekend? No wonder this lobby is having a slow start
bee bitch thought he could take my 1st
>boo shockdodge in first and win
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I can explain, I placed this low because I am being distracted with porn
I can't explain, I'm dogshit at this game
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uhhh i can explain
That's MY 3rd place cogbro
AHAHAHA YES YES I LOVE SHOCK IN THE LAST TURN YES YES
I sure do love when a boo seals my fucking golden kys
FUCK! Shoulda have held onto the boo for the dodge
15/24
>get shocked midair
>fly by everyone
This just ain't my night aaaaaa
>using shock after last set
get these fucking lounge players out of the lobby
>>715200403You don't need to play lounge to know not to waste your shock
>>715198426yeah I'm going to be playing splatfest so I won't have time for mario kart until Sunday night
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Got a splatfest to be at but i’ll hop in for a few games until then. Best show me a good tume
Will be on tonight /v/ros
Have a bump for now.
>>715200493Is there a gif without the faggy text?
>>715194063 (OP)Daisy canonically has a dick but nonetheless I appreciate that her pussy is receptive to my penis in this picture
>>715200790slit your throat tranny
>>715200625didnt even notice it, ew
>>715200861much batter thanks chief
>>715200790>>>/lgbt/ faggot
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You Cataquack FUCK
BEEEP
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ur all lucky i got work this weekend or else
>>715200790absolutely based
if i get hit by ONE more red shell im actually going to fucking lose it
Getting fucked by the rat pack on the last lap is fucking agony
>dodged that clusterfuck end with my star
GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
>>715201417I'm Babe Luigi so I'm getting last laugh
Shockfag betrayed me........
Sweet baby Bill that was a nice shockdodge if I do say so myself
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>>715201415You gotta be stronger boner-bro
>>715200830Nice Freudian slip faggot tranny chaser
>>715201783I'm at the edge but I will do my best fellow boner-bro
>no mushroom in last item box
>lose
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Not even blue’s can stop me
>Giant bob omb blows us up
Kek
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FUCKING BRAT SHELLING ME AT THE FINISH LINE
CORRECTION NEEDED
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>try the Bowser's castle lab skip
>fuck up and instead of leaving the lab to skip over the lava as usual just somehow end up going back the other corridor
Room’s full, looks like it’s time to inflict my racism on others. HelenHunt!
>>715202639I was in dead last and saw that happen, I thought you lagged out my dude
Whoever keeps voting the few kino intermissions today, thank you
Everytime I vote for a track too late because I'm posting I am afraid we might get some doodoo intermission but someone is always coming through with a nice surprise
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>full room
/v/eekends are back
There are no good water courses
>2 fucking shocks
>half the room have mega shrooms the entire race
what a fucking shitshow
nerf that fucking shroom
>get STOMPED three times in a row
>end last
great fucking game
>>715202950Ah fuck, how embarrassing, haha
I'll share a clip later after I leave
>>715203227I miss how it was back in 7
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CERTIFIED
RACING
QUEEN
>>715201119Why does he look wet
Can we get a Knockout Tour, host?
>>715203359Shit, I just saw your post, I'll do knockout tour after this set.
>>715203336Pauline's been making him sweat
I see you, Coggert. Using the Based-Dasher.
Also fuck you Willow, always stealing my fucking item boxes.
Getting a beer before hopping on, status?
>>715203656There's currently one spot open, hop on!
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>>71520365622/24, where the fuck are you?
>>715203775>>715203785>Error codeI’m nowhere it seems
It's Mario Kart but you guys really do just unga bunga your shit
>>715203892Still 23/24, sure you didn't mistype?
>>715203892had the same issue but I somehow got it
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I’ll be on after I get back from Taco Bell, but I’ll be alternating between MKW and the splatfest
Why is Daisy hotter than Peach?
>>715204046I join through friend list so yes
>>715204186She’s not, just edgier to say you like the clone more than the OG
Have to head out but ggs everyone.
BOUNCING OFF OF OTHER PLAYERS IS A GARBAGE MECHANIC AND EXISTS EXCLUSIVELY TO SCREW *YOU* OVER
>>715204186She has a personality
Peace out, keep repping the Based-Dasher, Coggert
Dare I say that shock dodge was just peachy
>>715204186Daisy is more attractive to people of lower class & intellect. Peach is the gentleman’s choice.
>13th
>get a fucking boomerang last item
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KOT TIME, GIVE IT TO ME
Cheep Cheep Falls is too scenic, I kept taking the long routes because they are so pretty...
damn everyone seems to have gotten gud but me
gg
>that streal
KINOOOOOOOOO
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>right at the finish line
>right at the FUCKING FINISH LINE
>red shell
>2nd
THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE FOR THE KOOPBROS
Damn dude, nice one Coggert
Next time I am dming you porn, we'll see how good you are then!
>Boomerang
Fuck you too pal
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>>715205532Almost brother...
I'll do some races before splatfest starts
>mega the second shock drops
Backwards Koopa Beach, woah
Give us a reverse mode for fucks sake
Always placing highly but never first :(
how do I unlock birdo and DK?
Someone is gonna have to take the wheel after this gp, this fag is going to sleep
>>715207172play the grand prixs bro
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>shockdodge
>easy 1st
Least I redeemed myself a bit. Splatfest is in 30 so gonna get ready for that but much thanks to the host and raceist involved, even with all the bs /v/eekends are still fun. Gg’s
>half the lobby on the wall of the final turn on Sundae
>shock
>Fall off track
>Not counted as out of bounds
I’m going to fucking kill myself man
I just unlocked all characters it feels good
Wait who is I Miss You I’m scared
>it's another shock after last set of items episode
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it feels too good to fuck people up with lightning on last round
Ggs anons, been a fun friday night, don't let me leaving stop you though from doing more races!
Aight splatfest for a bit
Gonna play splatfest now ggs anons
Hungry
ill join more later
>>715208420Gg’s, hope to see you ‘round later
thanks for the free first
C-cloudy where are you I’m getting anxious
Dipping out for splatfest. GG /v/ros.
1 min i take a piss, what mode do you want
>>715194063 (OP)Whoever did the drawing in the OP deserves to be paid for it. Brilliant piece of art!
GGs it's getting late
Nice racists!
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE STRAIGHT LINES NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sorry for ruining your photo
>>715208793S-surely our queen will return...
Why did I eat 4 soft tacos
Am I retarded
>>715194063 (OP)good evening negros. some mfer last weekend reported me for being off topic for posting memes for my /v/ros to enjoy between matches. frick you whichever paper skin tard that was, go back to plebbit
vote faraway oasis u chuds I need conkdor
>>715214481you gotta deserve him first
>a communication error has occurred
feels weird being an actual credit to my team this week, the practice is paying off a little bit.
I got carried hard by my bluebros
What rules do you guys want?
>>715215991Diagnosing wifi issues (yes I know, wifi)
>>715214107moderation here has gotten immensely worse ever since the tranny jannies were doxxed.
>>715216081Balloon battle?
>>715215991A chunk of anons went to go participate in a Splatfest, I think
>>715216368oh all the troons are gone? sweet.
Got my switch 2 this week. Go easy on me, anons...
>>715216208They deserve it
>>715216295turn CPU OFF please, and balloon battle would rock
That track really sucked. i've played the game 40 hours and don't know if i've raced that one more than once or twice. hate it.
>>715216691Shit my bad I will change it later
>Took the wrong wall
>Died in last place
sad wah...
>>715215991Splatfest Summerslam
Fuck CPUs
It's just fighting them all race
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WAH
I feel like we should have a standard rule set guide for people who are new to hosting
>Whistlestop Summit
>beginning section of the track with all the rails
>be jumping between them
>each of the 3 laps bounce off someone into the abyss
>each of the 3 laps go from top half to dead last
FUCK THIS MECHANIC
>final lap
>10/16 place
>get double item box
>one green shell and a boomerang
>see 9th place in front of me get single item box
>bullet bill
Well fuck me I guess
>1st place most of race
>item :))))
>8th place
I know it's mario kart but this fucking blows
Oh, I see. Everyone picks on Wario!
>>715218080The trick to being in first is to be significantly far ahead
>/v/ lobby is full of metafag and pedo players
>some of them have an internet connection so bad that they don't take damage at all and continue their run like nothing happened
>>715218251tough to do when you get shelled up the ass the moment you're in first
>>715218302>full of metafag and pedo players>1-3>everyone else using whoever on whateverYou're free to call out any Daisy/Baby Daisy user because they do usually have third world internet, but come on.
Fuck you all, godspeed bluechads
Its always the random ass greenshell that gets ya in the end...
Fine fine I'll switch off daisy
>14 racers in lobby
>2 teams
>game splits teams 8-6 and gives team of 6 a CPU
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT WORK LIKE THAT
Is Daisy OP? I'm the penguin I don't know the meta
>>715219342no it's just that everyone who picks her happens to have bad wifi
>>715219517That's probably just me, I'm staying with my folks a few weeks while recovering from surgery, sorry for the lag.
>>715219597Get well soon, anon.
>>715219342No most of the sweaty players are pedos
Lock it in red we just got fucking raped
>>715219667>>715219948Thanks lads, a few weeks then I'll have wired ethernet again.
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THAT WAS THE FIRST EVER TEAM WIN I GOT IN MARIO KART WORLD
IF I DIDNT GET KART'D AT THE LAST SECOND, RED WOULD HAVE WON! WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>715219342She is one of the high tier characters yes.
>>715220397And also my wife.
>>715220756You can have Daisy. I don’t want her.
Kart'd hard at the final turn. This is Mario Kart alright.
>>715221419tryhard sweats
>>715221419Alive and in need of more players.
>>715221419Like 16/24 or so
Let me know if you want new rules, penguin is host now
>>715221575>>715221579why is it so dead
is it more active late at night
LET ME UNLOCK SOME FUCKING CHARACTERS PEOPLE
>>715221892Because it's Friday. It is more lively on Saturday and Sundays.
>2nd on final lap
>make a jump off a ramp
>bounce off someone into lava
>13th
I SAID IT ONCE ILL SAY IT AGAIN I FUCKING HATE THAT MECHANIC
>>715221892Not a lot of people have switch 2s at the moment. But its my first MKW /v/eekend, having fun so far. Could use a bit more time between races though. Barely any time to post in the thread.
>>715221892Wagies get on early Saturday and Sunday, Friday takes a while
>>715221892Splat3n is drawing some of the regulars away with a Splatfest
>>715222165THROW THE FUCKING ORB YOURSELF THEN FAGGOT
Is there a similar extension to 4chan X? that went ka-put because Google is a bitch and it's difficult to navigate this platform now.
>>715222813what does frantic even do
>>715222825Stop using a cucked browser you mongrel
>pick Intermission for Peepa chance
>no Peepa
That's right I just squished you during the gliding section. You can't do shit about it.
>Toad cop shows up
>Everyone starts harassing it
That poor waluigi at the very end
>>715223414very carefully
>>715223352But I got Peepa?
>>715223414Desert Hills i believe
>>715223410It is what it is
I'm getting high
you niggas are all about to lose as soon as I join
Matt I saw you slam the brakes to bag an item you otherwise would have missed. Don't think we can't see you pull shit like that.
>>715223928I'm not even sure which item you mean.
I dont bag, I'm just bad.
>That giant dust cloud forming in front of the finish line
You can't make this shit up
tfw youre biker wario and there is a biker waluigi
Okay, I take back what I used to say about intermissions. I did not expect to get swept up by a twister in the middle of the race
>>715224859Same, the intermissions have been growing on me. But I wish you had the options to run a full three laps once you get to the actual course.
>Peepafag itembagging to keep his points
LOL
Gonna bow out for the night. Enjoy your races, and Godspeed to my biker Wariobro
I'm still missing one outfit unlock for peach
WHERE IS IT
Fuck you whoever used the lightning when I was gonna skip through the pond
>>715225317Take care, bro.
>>715225756i don't know
it's a siil9hueyte of her
>Peepafag tries bagging AGAIN
>Loses anyways
LOL
>>715225802Which ones do you have?
>>715222825I use the TamperMonkey script version of 4chan X
I was afk for basically the entire first lap and somehow didn't end last
>>715222825Install Firefox retard
I feel really sorry for that guy that got blue shelled right before the finish line. I had a golden shroom so I took my chance.
Wario here, good races but I gonna bail. Getting hungry over here!
>>715226305Go get some outfits for Mario and Luigi and then I’ll tell you
guys please stop accusing me of item bagging already I didn't even win this race
and stop focuing purely on me that isn't fair
>Hoisted by my own petard (green shell) on the final turn
ez bullet bill through 10+ niggas
I swear that basin area with the chomps is the worst intermission
Side-bar: what do you guys think of the disney racer?
>Jump up to the food court
>Somehow glitch through the rail and lakitu has to reset me
The fuck
Thanks for the games lads
Motherfucker teleported behind me with that horn
Gg bros. See you all again tomorrow.
>got 3rd place overall when there were only six people playing
works for me
>>715226305You're missing the aero outfit it should be in peach stadium
>>715227226more like sneedstorm
>>715194063 (OP)Sorry, I've been out of the loop for a couple weeks now. What's the best way to unlock the NPC characters?
I always think about joining one of these, but I don't feel like paying for an NSO subscription, and my job makes me work late as fuck.
>>715232961>What's the best way to unlock the NPC characters?Have a cpu use a magic orb and pray
>>715233269It's in the OP, you fucking retard
>>715233560IT SAYS NOT A VALID ROOM RETARD
>>715233269make a room my Internet sucks
Home and ready to drink and drive.
How's the lobby doing?
>>715194063 (OP)does anyone know why tomoko is a controversial character in the mario kart community?
>>715235074actual pedo avatarfag groomed Al*ce who was underage at the time of MK8
WHY DOESN'T THE LOBBY CODE WORK
>>715235343its been more than 10 years ago and still i remember all that shitfest, like i've been on different communities after that and still i think the mk8g/ssbg community was the worst.
i also lost all the data i collected
Setting up a new room
JH8-G87
WE CAN RULE THIS TRACK
YOU CHOOSE SPIDERMAN
>pulled me away when I was backing up towards the finish line
FUCKING RIGGED
We are here forever
Still 2/24
>>715237267No fun allowed
thank you to the computer that threw a red shell
I'm leaving to eat pop tarts
>>715238040I'll try to keep the room up for as long as I can
1/24
2/24
I don't think that other anon is coming back
Wtf. I had no idea there was a drivable wall there
3/24
>>715194063 (OP)Couldn't get on Friday night but hoping to this weekend. Nice to see Pokey in thr artwork!
>>715239624All the walls are drivable, you just need to find them
>that banana placement
You motherfucker
Where does he keep getting these blues??
WHY CAN THE SWITCH 2 NOT CONNECT TO WIFI FOR SHIT
Fuck
They made the DC for staling worse than it was in 8DX
>use feather right before a jump
>get yoinked by lakitu midair
???????
>>715242438Yeah, it's like half the time
You can still sit on a truck for a while though
>blue hitting me right over the only gap
Holy shit
>>715242183works on my machine
why are you faggots awake
>>715244303When else am I meant to play in the comfy lobby?
god fucking damn it can they remove items already they ruin the game
Good games guys
Thanks for sticking around in the comfy late lobby
>>715247434why are those bitches so smug
Don't die Saturday thread
>still missing 10 P switches and 39 peach medallions
It's joever
