Thread 715215098

gdq thread or some shit
https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

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Next:Bloodborne
Later: Monster Hunter Wilds

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Last: >>715207353

>multiple minutes without new bread

Explain yourselves miggers.

>>>715214809
>mentally sane people are a sickness
>"just don't mass import foreign people into your nation"
>liblefturds: "No."
kwabotmillennium: liblefturds

Remember to fight facism

Why is jaedlyn so awkward

>No subject
Fucking hell make a proper one

these 3 people begging so hard for ez charity bucks it's disgusting

what's the next game?

Newest chart?

Found it

>>715215157
Not even hatewatchers care enough anymore. It's over.

>>715214579
>$1000 anon donos near the end of like EVERY deadline?
Hey, just sit back and enjoy the speedruns, why are you nooooticing?

MIGGED

>>715215154
thanks

>>715215181
Fuck off
I'm busy fapping to the Russian slampig

i was scared looking where to miggy but there was no miggyable threads

>>715215157
300 second thread creation timer

Thanks whoever did this shit

>>715215157
I AM MERELY A MIGGER, NOT A MIGGEE

I almost had a heart attack from alt+f gdq giving no results

>>715215192
ethnic cleansing

>>715215179
she's a groupie in front of a band. she wants some backstage time with the band after the show, if you understand the implication that I'm saying she wants to get railed by all 3 of them

>we want to integrate
>join our ecosystem
>talking about what school they went to
>"is that an answer?"
kill me

someone called me a retard in the last thread right before it 404d and i didn't get a chance to respond. very cowardly of you.

what fantastic calves

Retards

These guys are up way past their bedtime.

hell no dude i see you post the same fucking thing in every fucking thread
you think i'm gonna fuckin- you think i'm gonna give you some fuckin' (you)s?
fuck you you fucking dumpster baby, alright
fuck you!

this is not the thread
make a proper thread

>>715215286
Name my band

All this time and they still haven't done the theme song they're supposed to do yet. And the next run is in 3 minutes.

>>715215378
40 year old virgins

>>715215378
the megas

>this is not the thread
>make a proper thread

please start bloodborne I can't listen to these retards anymore

i can't listen to this

IM A HEADBANGA

am I meant to know these myspace boomers band?

>>715215378
The Beastie Boys

This concert is going to be abysmal...

this is powerfvl
WHVTE MVLE HVMILIVTION RITVAL

>nobody makes a thread
>it fucking gets removed
>I stop fapping for ten seconds to make one
>bro why you no make a good one

MAKE YOUR OWN SHIT YOU FUCKING TARDS

>>715215374
nah it's meta
this segment is dogshit and so is the thread

Ah fuck I shouldn't have unmuted

Holy shit never mix daniels with your adams this shit is disgusting.

>>715215378
Wingas Dingas and Pingas

>>715215378
mega man 40 is the new 20

>>715215452
>Los Angeles
Makes a lot of sense now.

Chart?

Jesus Christ... the cringe.

YALL HOYP FOR THIS CONCERT?

>>715215098 (OP)
qrd on the bsod on stream?

no one asked for these old dysgenic millennials to sing carols

>>715215452
They're the band you get tricked into listening to when you're trying to find Protomen songs on youtube 10 years ago

Where the fuck are the videogames?

>>715215452
Yes they are from LA so remember to scream trans rights

>>715215465
Every single one of these are jews.

I'm starting to understand why they primarily do covers. Not like they're particularly creative in coming up with new melodies, are they?

>>715215452
Over 17,000 people LOVE The Megas! And now, thanks to the folx of GDQ, we too get to LOVE The Megas!

>>715215378
TRANS RIGHTS

HOYYYYYIPE!!

this thread sucks I'm not posting in it

EVERY "JINGLE"\WAS THE SAME

>>715215510
https://www.polygon.com/2020/1/11/21061652/agdq-2020-bioshock-troll-toddroll-meme-bloodthunder-video

Just random image I searched for
apparently some sperg cheated and modded his game to show it

>>715215537
CHARITY: FIRST
ENTERTAINMENT: SECOND
TRANS RIGHTS: THIRD
SPEEDRUNS: A DISTANT FOURTH

how did you fuck up the thread this badly?

>hydrate

Who is this message for?

>>715215571
Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>715215098 (OP)
>gdq thread or some shit
My style of thread hostery

why didnt GDQ get taylor swift? does she not care about people's lives?

>>715215614
trans rights first bigot

>>715215614
At this rate speed runs are a distant 16th

Am I supposed to know who these niggers are

>>715215545
embarrassing cope

>>715215154
I was there when you said you were going to do a low effort OP, anon. You compromised on your principles, here.

Those guys seemed like such faggots that the concert might go beyond cringekino and just be gay and cringe

>>715215620
You. Are you consuming more water than liquour/soda?

>>715215614
Speedruns???

>>715215673
No, they just plagiarize video game music and pretend to be good

>>715215537
need to stall for more donos and ad money

>>715215645
Washed up band that played at magfest 18 years ago not good enough for you?

>>715215706
That wasn't me, I'm just some guy who got sniped by the fucking faggot-ass thread timer

You've heard of medcins sans frontieres...

>>715215620
they really should be saying brush your teeth to some of these people

>>715215631
I gave up when I had to look up the schedule and the now/next/previous and just said 'fuck it' to get it up

>>715215692
It's over, Moishe. Only retards can't pick you demons out of a crowd now.

>>715215620
It's for dry ass having lips Gen Z retards.

I installed 4chan x and now i get desktop notifs when someone calls me a nigger

Obligatory

>>715215286
ty for your service calve reviewer anon

you will install our browser extension

>>715215791
Is it?

who was that band?

>>715215778
nigger

You know, not having heard their actual music, only those jingles, I'm less hyped now about the 75 minute concert they're going to put on at the end of Friday of the speedrunning marathon than I was before.

>>715215620
You are only allowed to say two things in GDQ chat
One of them is "hydrate" and you can probably guess what the other thing is

>Event is so shit that nobody wanted to make a thread
Its actually over
The migs have ended.

>>715134671
>>715134795
There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!

>>715215614
Every fucking donation is about trans rights. You're not fooling anyone we all know this is a tranny event

look at the crowd right now and look at this crowd from a 3am run on thursday

>>715215791
is this "the megas"?

>Still haven't played Bloodborne cause it's playstation only
At least it'll be new to me when I finally play it

I like bloodborne a lot.

>>715215791
what the fuck !

bloodborne is overrated

>no parky
not interested

Good god I can't believe it's been 2+ hours since a speedrun

i thought bloodborne was hard until i realized the tv i played it on had major lag

>>715215898
I like Bloodborne more than you do.

>I play Souls games like Sekiro
>I've never played Bloodborne

>>715215898
same

>>715215157
I'm playing video games.

>implying he/him
cute grill runner

Just shave it bro

>never played bloodborne but here I am
fuck off

>He/Him
KINO ALERT

>>715215924
yeah

>>715215897
emulation is good enough for a playthrough now

>>715215897
emulator is right there

>5 he/hims
If the host wasn’t such an annoying faggot we are in for some prime kino and banning the entire couch hours

>name is blanxz instead of trans rights
>four he/hims
WHAT THE FUCK??

>>715215898
I like Bloodborne less than you do.

>>715215898
me too

i go crazy for boys in long socks

>>715215620
It's for faggots to feel good about themselves because like a handful of streamers suffered dehydration a few times so now they say it as a virtue signal to pretend it's about self care and caring about others.

>>715215474
I would never stop fapping to make one of these threads. Your priorities are fucked up brother.

Future baker, please link to the previous thread as well.

mikewave did the avowed speedrun earlier in the week and holds the WR. gigachad

WHY HAVEN'T YOU PLAYED BLOODBORNE IF YOU SUPPOSEDLY LIKE SOULS GAMES

>>715215964
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

>you're supposed to die

nope

>>715215961
he did
that's his headset, not hair

>30fpsborne
yawn
do soulsslop faggots really?

>>715216048
he only plays on PC

>>715216048
I don't have a roachstation 4

>get home
>go on twitch
>go into gdq stream
>monster hunter wilds for some fucking reason
>first thing I hear is "trans rights are human rights" because that's at all relevant in a speedrun charity marathon for disease and disaster relief
>leave

I'll watch the bloodborne vod later or something

>4 he/hims
There's kino potential here

>no troons
kino

>>715215791
would/would/wouldifreallydrunk/wouldn't

>>715215945
Nuh-uh... I'm the only CHURCH PICK fan in the world!

>>715216048
I will never support a Japanese company

>no Parken
Wack

Where is parky though

>>715215797
>baba yetu is literally the Our Father
>every troon in the vicinity 40%s

>>715216082
Thanks for letting us know. Keep us posted.

>>715216082
What kind of disgusting person would watch gdq on their own without a thread to shitpost in?

shoutouts to tech crew

SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

SHOUTOUTS

PC PORT

NEVER

EVER

EVER

SHOUTOUTS!

classic

SHOUTOUTS

YA DONE FUCKED IT UP

TECH
CRUISE

SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

SHOUTOUTS

>>715216147
>edited out the curse
Wholesome.

>>715216112
You can't even support yourself, I doubt anyone or anything is at a loss for missing out on associating with you.

A team tech crew is out getting drunk

breh

>game is perfectly captured
>literally have to do nothing for the next hour
>fuck up and ruin the stream anyway

What the actual fuck is their problem?

STOP THE COUNT

>bro um... haha uwu we have like lolz tech issues lolz
>can you please, just sir, if you could lolz donate???? HAHAHA THANKS

this is hilarious

>>715216128
>>715216115
>>715215927
It's unfair.

>>715216207
>>715216214
live footage of actual ps4 resolution

>>715216082
trans rights!

Bloodborne looks like if someone modded skyrim to be dark souls 3

Tech Crew Best Crew

SHOUTOUT

>fantastic tech team
Sure pal

Jesus christ guys buy some decent HDMI cables

>couch full of he/hims
>tech crew problems
They are executing one of them and replacing him with a tranny aren’t they?

I like how the only time the tech crew gets mentioned is when they catastrophically fuck something up but then it's always about how WONDERFUL AND AMAZING they are.

jfc this has been a shitshow

>>715216207
>>715216214

run invalidated
cancel the stream

*be bad at a job
*get cheered anyway
wtf i need a job like this

sekiro > bloodborne btw

Any good runs or drama yet?

>nothing wrong with the layout
>suddenly they fuck the entire thing up and have to pause the run
do these people get paid

What happened? I wasn't looking

>>715216267
youre a braindead retard

>tech fuckup
>immediate praise for tech crew
I don't get it

>>715216238
nice try Totoki

Just got here, what happened with the tech crew?

>>584855710
wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose

>>715216267
What in the actual fuck does that even mean??? Shit looks nothing like Skyrim

>>715216305
That's a stock option anon. Grab your legal retail copy and see for yourself.

>>715216279
Monster sells some gold-plated HDMI cables for $100. It might seem steep, but for a professional event like Games Done Quick I think you'll agree it is a good investment.

>>715216267
No it doesn't.

Were the balatro and Pump it phoenix runs any good?

>>715216349
They've been fucking the duck all day

>>715216267
I miss Eris. And the next time we see her she's gonna be all grown up. Bleugh.

>>715216349
crucified for not stomping fascism hard enough

>>715216336
I may be but i am not wrong, unlike you

While the fantastic tech crew fixes this tiny teeny oopsie woopsie, please remember to use your Goyazon Prime to sub if you haven't already.

>>715216214
>>715216207
How does this even happen lol

>>715216174
no

>>715216328
actually no
They're volunteers
It's why Andy and Patty stopped going over the whole fuckery of the twitch plays zelda run

>>715216317
The only other job that lets you fuck up this consistently without getting fired is a television meteorologist.

choking on the first boss already

>>715216389
Balatro was good if you know the game, incomprehensible if you don't
Pump It wore out its welcome very fast.

I haven't cared about Souls games since DaS2.

>>715216415
dark souls 3 came out after bloodborne you autist

trans rights status?

Bros. I just want to say Amelia makes me feel funny....

>>715216389
pump it up phoenix won over some /v/irgins while simultaneously raising ire for the GDQ staff. Man worked his balls off.

>>715216267
you look like someone modded your penis into a neovagina

>>715216490
GODLESS NIGHT 6

>>715216457
AFAIK from bb speedruns, him, shadows of yharnam, maria, and gherman are the hardest to speed through.

>>715216180
JUST ENJOY THE HECKIN RUNS BRO

>>715216490
>sonic game
>tranny

I am shocked

Any EU fags still up watching this shit?

>>715216490
Guess I'll check out the Chip 'n Dle to TMNT stretch

>low viewership
>lackluster donations
>tons of tech issues
>few interesting actual *speed* runs
>too many gimmick runs and games
>nepotism runs are rampant
>same shitty sub-only echo chamber chat
>zfg rips into GDQ as a whole, casually
TRANS RIGHTS

>>715216389
>>715215239

>tired as fuck
>still an hour to go before the 1h concert
I dont think im gonna make it.. I wanna shitpost with you guys...

>>715216267
>retarded bait that takes 0 IQ to come up with
>still farms replies

I guess I'm out of touch, have another.

>>715216490
lowest viewcount ever and the dearth of cancer-tier runs... what a spectacle

>>715216490
the fuck is rose and camellia and what made it kino

this game is almost perfect but goddamn blood vials are so fucking stupid

>>715216578
No I'm going to bed right now, fuck this

>>715216486
Postponed until at least 2029

>>715216550
No

for fuck sake

trans rights!

>walking around hallways
wow... so this is bloodborne

>>715216490
Oh phew, I thought you got banned for being a sex pest again

>>715216550
Do you just get a physical compulsion to do this when you look like this?

LET'S GO TRANS RIGHTS

>>715215239
wait it was a dancing game? kek I might see this later

>>715216592
>zfg rips into GDQ as a whole, casually
qrd

>transrights
>claps and whoops

um, okay I thought you faggots were joking

trans mentioned, instantly F run

>>715216619
They should've been limited to 10 and you'd refill them by fighting enemies.

>>715216614
the premise, I would imagine

Do you guys think DSP will show up? He hasn't streamed all week.

>>715216652
yes

>>715216395
Can't believe she let her shots cousin get it in. I mean, I *can* because women are insane by default, but it's still pretty wild to include in a cartoon.

>>715216619
If it at least gave you like 10 if you rest at a bonfire, if you have less than that in stock, it'd be so much better.

>Dude who made the old GDQ timer was a nerd who wanted to show bit counting during a timer and how it looked in memory
>GDQ: Erm.... does it say trans rights though? Does it say "that's never happened before?" How is this timer entertaining? We need to scrap it for one that's actually entertaining

>>715216680
Anything is better than what they went with

I haven't watched GDQ in a few years, but am tuning in again this year. How is it that viewership keeps going down, but the donation total goes up each year? Make it make sense.

>tran's rights
what's the deal with the tran??

>>715216614
bitch slapping game about slapping bitches

>>715216706
he's part of the band

>>715216689
BASED

>>715216578
Yeah, but I'm probably gonna go to bed soon.

>>715216707
it's "ironic"

>>715216619
this faggot ran out of vials lmao

>>715216728
money laundering

this shit was at 600k yesterday at this time
you cannot tell me legitimately they doubled that in less than 24 hours.
fucking lying troons

>>715216707
This needs to be studied.

These dickheads should be punched for saying that "Trans rights" bullshit. Its really pissing me off. Seriously I want to see someone get the shit kicked out for saying it live on stream.

this picture is so fucking weird lmao

>>715216672
Its only been said like once or twice this run. Some of the worst runs have it being multiple times per minute and the RCT run made the entire game about it

>>715216706
He's gotta be showing up at either GDQ or AEW All In
My bet is on the sweaty man wrestler event

>>715216730
He's been put through a lot over the years. He needs a break.

>>715216592
people keep saying zfg talked shit about GDQ but never post any proof

Stop letting the host talk

>>715216778
it happens every marathon, theyll get to 2 million somehow

>>715216614
Punchout-like by the La-Mulana guy where women slap each other
It was short and sweet, runner and couch were funny and wore maid dresses (not in a they/she way)

>>715216786
>CHILD

>>715216778
hold your outrage until they hit 2 mil, which they will

>>715216614
Just a bunch of lads showing a game consisting of anime noblewomen slapping each other

>>715216728
Stop noticing goy

>>715216778
They're also gonna hit 2m in 2 days

>>715216730
He had a massive stroke and can't come to work anymore
A real shame, he was a good guy

>>715216786
>Look at my coloring :)
>*aggressively shucks and jives*

>>715216786
What am I even looking at? Coloring books?

>>715216667
In his usual 'calm and collected but passive aggressive' tone he basically just talked for about 15 minutes about how Twitch is only successful because of chat basically and GDQ as a whole stopped being fun with sub only chat, the entire event feels soulless as a whole but that was the beginning of the downfall. He also spoke on how there just aren't really as many speed runs and "its fine but..." at a hearing it initially it doesn't seem that bad, but it's all pretty measured and precise criticism and he's fresh off his first trip to ESA (which he said he loved). He kind of made it sound like working with GDQ staff is a pain to work with too

>>715216267
based

>>715216730
trains is hard job

>>715216709
1) They are extremely distant relatives, barely related.
2) She completely idolizes Rudeus.
Also...
>>>>>>>cartoon

>>715215715
>Are you consuming more water than liquour
no, why would i dilute my alcohol?

>>715216821
THIS CHEESE IS BURNING ME

>>715216901
>fresh off his first trip to ESA
wait what
this most recent ESA?

>involves no parkour
>BRO SO THS PARKOUR PUZZLE NEEDS PARKOUR

>>715216786
LOL

>>715215159
grim. pol really did a number on this place

MY WIFE!

>>715216614
Punch-Out but with rich women

>>715216998
thanks for conceding

Sexiest character in vidya btw

>>715216993
Thank goodness they clarified, I thought she was running Halo Reach.

>>715216980
yea he was at ESA this year

>>715216830
https://www.youtube.com/live/Vy07o8dMAs8?si=Tib64zzppBimvzAQ
Somewhere towards the end (like 1:26:00 or something), he bitches about Twitch and GDQ as a whole.

>>715216993
>TRANNIES L@@K!

don't open

>that scared me a little bit.
yeah bro you're playing bloodborne

>>715216667
>>715216830
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2507284854?t=03h42m39s

>>715217141
sexo...

>>715216010
huh
I was about to ask is this common in america

>>715215261
retard

>>715216962
to draw it out so you can last longer and to HYDRATE
Seriously, I'm a fag that pours half a vodka soda and fills the rest of my glass with water and I find it a lot more enjoyable, no more being too wasted by 2am

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rmV1Y54QL38

Why did Fromsoft abandon BB's weapon system?

>>715217167
forsen

is this game harder then Elden Ring

>kills your wife
your response?

the only good soulsslop game is the jedi series and that's because you can ignore the souls faggotry and get an actual story and world outside brooding dungeons and swamps

>>715217224
Bloodborne is easy as fuck

>>715217167
based zfg
someone tell him to do some mm rando

>>715216980
He went as a spectator. Pretty sure he wants to do an actual run there instead of GDQ. Probably a dry run of first time doing international travel, it can be surprisingly exhausting. It's a long flight from that part of the US to SWE.

>>715217204
Because they thought weapon arts were cooler than transforming weapons

>>715215157
Jannies should just sticky these threads. I don't fucking get it.

>>715217204
Because it wasn't actually that good and you rarely had a reason to use more than 2-3 moves with any given weapon.
>mashy move, single target
>mashy move, multi-target
>charged R2
>maybe the transform attack depending on the weapon

>>715217284
i hate these, but this is great

>>715217196
Basically why I drink scotch highballs

>>715217224
elden ring is the hardest game ever made other than like blindfolded tetris

>>715216267
>>715216395
>>715216709
Season 1 is the greatest thing I've ever seen but season 2 was a big disappointment. Both cours. Cour 2 wasn't as bad as cour 1 but it still didn't live up to season 1.

>hold W
>PS5
???

>>715217204
It wasn't good

>>715217284
>in a ni

>>715217224
Bloodborne is only hard if you play like a passive pussy. A lot of the games mechanics are built around being aggressive as fuck

>>715217224
No, not really

>>715216490
Was the only woman-run game Beat Saber? Am I reading that right?

>>715217328
keep up the great work

>>715217275
>a fuckin dry run of international travel
fuckin lmao for real. shits so fuckin easy. it's literally "don't do any thing for several, consecutive hours ". do americans really need to practice fucking sitting?

>>715217147
I'm amazed that GDQ allowed this game, but the fact that the runner is non-white probably helped

>>715217376
its a mans world

>>715217328
kek

god I HATE snek woods

Why did GDQ 2022 make so much money? Covid boom?

If I have to hear trans rights one more time

>>715217316
Elden Ring is difficult if you limit yourself to tools Dark Souls would have given you. if you actually utilize all the broken shit Elden Ring gives you, it's a joke of a game.

>>715217401
And all of the men were in dresses. That might have helped a tiny bit. Just guessing here.

>>715217224
Maybe only the final boss is ER-tier

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

trans rights because trans rights are human rights that's right

That's right chud trans rights are human rights!

I think I'm done with gdq

i cant fucking take it anymore, i hope trump puts these trannies into work camps to replace all the illegals hes deporting in california

Can someone Curb Stomp this fucking host already?

>>715217167
>carefully threading his words to not offend anyone
gay as fuck

>>715217376
>implying they feel the need to get actual women into speed running anymore cause they pretend trannies make up for the disproportionate lack of women
That had that cunt satanherself but she's not a person imo

>y'all
>y'all
>y'all
>TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS
>please wish me and my nonbinary partner (male) in our trans relationship
convince me to keep watching this trash holy fuck

>>715217224
a little
sekiro and dark souls 2 are the hardest

I want to fucking kill every tranny on earth so bad

Tranny tummy

>>715217474
This is the first GDQ since 2014 where I've barely watched it or been in the threads.. I think I'm finally over it

I swear to god I've heard more trans bullshit this year than any of the Proto Troon Squad years.

>>715215715
soda is quite hydrating

>>715217401
>but the fact that the runner is non-white probably helped
He was also a furry. GDQ staff probably thought he was going to 'speedrun' a visual novel or some shit.

>>715217474
uhh you don't get to leave

TRANS HOOOOOOOOOOYP

I just keep the stream on mute now, not worth hearing trans rights every 2 seconds

>>715217474
>>715217479
don't be snowflakes. we're watching some bloodborne kino right now. a little trans rights is more than tolerable for this

>>715217224
BB is better, that's for sure
whether it's harder depends on you - ER gives you braindead casual tools like summons which make it BY FAR the easiest souls like game if used

>>715215157
I was fapping.

>>715217459
It's joke crossdressing. It's basically a mockery of trannies.

>>715217542
Yeah esa last week was way better and even that's a shell, this shit is just embarrassing

TRANS
FATS

>>715217167
Very insightful take. Based ZFG.

Did people actually find rom hard

>>715217607
You are my goodest goy.

Isn't the whole naming every single character trans rights thing ultimately detrimental overall? They just dominate any naming incentive but the point of the naming incentives is to be competitive so they incentivise people to donate. If your chosen name just gets absolutely destroyed and blasted through by trans rights, there's no point in donating for a name.

"Trans Rights" is the same shit as Bioshock's "Would you kindly?" in that people are brainwashed to cheer for it when it literally means nothing when stated. We're not watching a speedrun event; we're watching a televised cult meeting.

>>715217398
I travel for work so I can't have any jetlag, I'm generally expected to be at the top of my game. I'd try to sleep but being so tall, it's very uncomfortable for 14 hours, roody poo.

>>715217474
I muted the stream to do something else real quick, unmute, and the first thing I immediately hear is the host say "Trans rights are human rights"
I can't go on

>>715217474
See you next run, babe

Name your files after some other cause! It's a 24/7 marathon and it's for Doctors Without Borders! Name at least one file after a cause about something MSF actually works on!

>>715217525
I thought DS2 was easier than 1 or ER which are the only ones I've played. DS2 DLC boss runbacks were fucking garbage though and I cheesed them by alt f4ing right outside the fog doors.

>>715217680
>we're watching a televised cult meeting
That's what makes it interesting.

>>715217626
I did have a lot of fun watching ESA with you guys, crazy how far GDQ has fallen even as background noise.

>>715216929
>>715215317
>>715215098 (OP)

>>715217709
haha yeah it be like that don't it

>>715217657
The charity doesn't matter. The runs don't matter. All that is matters is pushing the agenda.

>>715216786
>CHILD
what's the purpose of indicating this?

>>715217713
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=eoINEmPhXOk&si=MvxVKjdR__SPDyQv

>>715217648
I wouldn't say she's hard, she's just an insanely dog shit boss that punishes you for getting impatient because you're fighting an insanely dog shit boss.

I'm mostly talking about chalice dungeon Rom, the story one is okay.

Shout out to money laundering.

>>715217654
>retarded zoomer is so braindamaged by gender politics he can't fathom crossdressing as comedy

>>715217747
how about...... another thread?

>>715217747
SUBJECT FIELD FAGGOTS HOLY SHIT

>complaining about trannies

Anons, trannies are mentally ill men who are incels but driven by their hate to the point they believe simply 'being female' means life is on easy mode
Hence why so many of them are quite literally men in dresses - they have no deserve to be female. They have a desire to prove their own internal self-hate correct, that they would be better off as women but they forget, they cannot be women. They will always be men, even beta men.

has any runner made a subtle joke about trannies during their run before

Any other event after this one is over?

>game contains cosmic, world-ending, alien horrors
>needs a warning for scawwy spidews

>>715217773
probably to prevent speedrunners to hit on them but I doubt it'll work

>>715217558
whats the hydration index for trans gamer girl cum

>>715217773
you know why

>>715216490
>nepo run
pfft i gotta know what happened this year, any of these worth the cringe?

Good run ruined by donation reader, a classic.

>>715217747
>OP's thread wasn't low quality enough
>I must make two more that are lower quality

>>715217863
Dont forget the abortion and pregnancy

>>715217778
big Harry energy

Proto fucking nuked GDQ. What's worse that even after ousting him and his cabal they didn't revert any of their decisions.

>>715217908
GDQ threads are already through the floor levels of quality to begin with as they're made by shills and populated by literal twitchfags

cool choke

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>The One Reborn
Now here's an actual trash boss
Holy fuck I hate this thing so much

>>715217939
qrd?

>>715217809
Keep it up, my hand rubbing is getting heated.

I hate the announcer butting in constantly with shitty voices.

>>715217887
i wonder why jhobz left after agdq2025

>TRANS RIGHTS HOYYYP every other dono
>Nary a mention of Palestine
Nobody nose why...

>>715217167
>The chat is the only problem
Shit take desu. I mean he is correct that the chat being in sub only mode is bad but literally everything else is clamped down on too. Ever since Bonesaw got banned the runners are policed on what they can/can't do and that will never change

>>715217558
For me, it’s ORS, oral rectum solution

how the run goin?

>>715217939
never thought about it this way but you are right. also it proves that he is a man, as a real woman could never 1v1 a corporation and win

>>715217843
NO MOM I HAVEN'T BEEN TOUCHED SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL

>backup save file "strats"
seriously

Extra song incentive for the concert? You mean an encore?

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715218012
Political donations aren't allowed.

Kill the dono reader

>>715217954
>therefore, I must multiply the garbage
Are you 12 or Indian?

>>715217747
>3 threads
>None have a subject

>>715217834
>men

>>715218001
he wasnt even there iirc, just had one remotei nterview

>Nigger puppy
this the same cocksucker that was on the reach run?
Hope one day he gets ousted for actual zoophilia

>>715217834
Even tranny porn stars(yes the ones that are legit passable) hate these unpassable manfaced pieces of shit. It disgraces them.

really dont like how this dude keeps calling him puppy

>running simulator with the most annoying faggot on mic
yeah i closed it out

save the dono reader

>>715215098 (OP)
What's in worse condition; GDQ or Melee 'community'? Or Smash as a whole, whatever

>>715218071
They are men according to biology

>Go out for brunch because Balatro is a stupid speedrun
>Speedrun is a Soulslike with He/Hims and no trannies
>Host is the obnoxious attentionseeking furfag who ruined the oblivion run

>>715217963
>Dude in a silk dress
I think it was satin, not silk

>>715218032
TRANS RIGHTS!

Any runs during this event that carried the same energy as Bonesaw's legendary Jak and Daxter run?
Please
I'm starving here

>>715217167
lmao

>>715218049
Trans rights are famously apolitical.

>>715218137
what a feminine body!

>>715217986
Borderline schizophrenic tranny managed to squeeze their way into an organizational role and brought all their tranny friends into support roles, that's when GDQ took a hard pivot into the trans shit. They finally managed to dump his ass when he started having behind the scenes freakouts over people not referring to his "current personality" by their name.

>>715218137
My wife

>>715218082
probably, but he specifically announced it was his last gdq

>>715218137
Would after 10 beers

>>715215098 (OP)
>click on stream
>bloodborne
>not a tranny
ngl senpai I didn't expect that

>>715218141
holy shit it's true

>>715218137
would

That rally mechanic is incredibly broken. Is this why zoomers fellate Bloodborne so much? Because it's piss easy compared to Dark Souls?

>>715218110
You're really asking me the hard-hitting questions here. Honestly, Melee might be worse off, considering speedrunning hasn't directly caused the death of a prominent community member yet
>but Apollo Legend
was a grifter, and attributed his suicide to two people who have nothing to do with speedrunning.

Hey whatever happened to that fat black guy many many years ago who played mario games for a GDQ?

>>715218141
topkek: maverick

>>715218141
YOU'RE A BAD MA'AM
A VERY BAD MA'AM

>>715218274
did this guy jump off a bridge yet

>>715218141
accurate

>>715218274
God I want to know how fat this troon is now

>>715218258
Who? BigJon? I can't think of any other fat black guys.

>>715218258
BigJohn quietly retired to try and become a game show host of some kind IIRC.

>>715218326
Yeah
>>715218346
Damn

>>715218274
Get back into your hole!

>>715218258
He got banned for showing a copy of NES Golf on stream. No, I'm not joking

>>715218226
>Would after 10 beers
Honestly, if I saw that in a bar, and didn't see the unshaven pits, I'd probably take him to a hotel

>>715218313
he won, did you?

>>715218141
NOOO DON'T SEND ME TO THE CORNFIELD

>>715218141
Reminder that Twilight Zone was a jewish show.

Why happened to that guy who ran crash and was buddies with spoke vegeta?

>>715218258
hes bulkin

why do trannies like lady maria so much?

>>715218189
>Borderline schizophrenic tranny managed to squeeze their way into an organizational role
>their

>Time for donations
>Mute stream
>Unmute
>Yeah so we like run over here and kill the thing, okay puppy you can read some donations
>Mute stream
Holy shit just talk about something.

>>715218141
Kek zfg chat seems on point

>>715216305
THIS run was hilarious

>>715218189
It's even better than that. Not borderline schizo, literally unironically multiple personality schizo
https://pastebin.com/6xUeU2rF

(2019... jesus fuck I'm getting old)

>>715218384
That is exceedingly grim.

>>715218376
nothing, hes a gigantic flake, hes missed like 4 esas in a row including the last one despite having an accepted run

>>715215239
Looks like Steve O turned nerd-o

>>715218384
grim

>>715218381
fake and gay

>no chart
I have seen 1 run I enjoyed (Resident evil).
Apparently there is only 1 day left too, every time I looked at the schedule it was shit I have never played, brand new 2025 ads/shit no one plays, or generic modern rehashslop like Halo and Pokemon for 4 hours. Did ANYTHING intersting happen other than the metroid race I miss and already was spoiled?

>>715218384
MAZEL TOV!

>>715218414
>>715218409
>go to his twitter
>first thing I see is his dead father's crusty warty head
Okay

>>715218346
>>715218376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0xb-_SEIo
Nah he's just getting BIGGER

>>715218384
The thing on the right has an arm the same size the entire way
I have never seen anything like that before holy shit

>>715218495
No it's really the reason he stopped attending GDQs. This was like 2016 or so. Maybe he's been unbanned since but it's the main reason he started attending ESA instead

>>715218507
Rose and Camellia

>>715217778
The 'Cano

>>715218384
https://youtu.be/XWSaRfPTWi8

>>715218434
>That flag on wall
That should be considered treason, declaration of war, and terrorism.

>>715218384
MAJESTIC

>>715218507
Go watch the slapfight run, #2 behind Metroid

>>715218575
>attending ESA instead
hes missed more than hes attended

>>715218219
he seemed like a cool dude, probably got to be too much for him
we can't all switch allegiances on the fly like spike

>barely over 2/3rds
BRO WE JUST DONE YO

ok

>>715218140
Nothing?

>>715218537
Why the actual fuck does this video have multiple relatively recent comments begging for more

>>715218531
post a link

what the hell is a "puzzle boss" anyway? I played BB and there were no puzzles at all

>>715218625
yeah hes kind of entertaining, not a bad addition to any marathon even if he only plays the same two things. his problem is that hes just a big flake and cancels last minute for some bullshit

>>715218558
>neo nazis are so triggered by this they made a cope meme

>Bloodborne Any %
Why did they again make the mistake of ending a life-saving charity event run with the route where the Good Hunter chooses sudoku? It conflicts with the very goal of the organization GDQ is fundraising.

>>715218384
>two men pretending to be a lesbian couple

>>715218381
Context: He kept pushing for a run to be included and they kept rejecting it. They viewed him doing this as a bad faith way to "force" them to accept it in a future event.

>>715218685
Sure, thread's at bump limit
https://x.com/BigJon06

>>715217963
>Game ran again in a later event
>Stream conveniently drops for a bit as that part comes up

>>715218693
Just a gimmick boss.

>>715218745
Isn't all bosses like 1 and a half hours or longer? People can't handle that much bloodborne

>>715217589
>a little trans rights
naw
kill yourself troon

theyre gonna milk this for the next 20-30 minutes now

thats the final boss? I remember fighting some hunter at the end

>>715218693
Basically most Zelda bosses

>>715218751
>jews
>men
Pick one.

rate this run of bloodtranny

Rate Bloodborne!

>WE CAN'T END
>i NEED TO SUCK OFF MY BROS

fucking faggots

>>715218874
B

>>715218845
If you choose to accept Gehrman's proposal, Wet Nurse is the final boss.

>>715218881
B

no I won't

>>715218839
FUCK
JUST BRING OUT THE BAND SO I CAN GO TO BED AFTER
MOTHER FUCKEERRRRRR
YETEE SAVE ME NOW. SAVE. ME. NOW.

>>715218845
game has 3 final bosses

>>715218881
S

>>715218881
A for no trannies

>>715218732
>if you don't want your country to be invaded and overrun by foreigners from completely alien cultures you are a heckin nazi!

>>715218874
>>715218881

B

>>715218874
>>715218881
SSS for trans rights!!!!

>>715218874
>>715218881
B
It was fine.

>>715215098 (OP)
Oh my god I thought this ended tonight but theres another DAY of this shit

>>715218874
>>715218881

A

>>715218874
B
B for Breddy Gud

>>715218881
>>715218874
B

>>715218874
ZZZ

Of course it's the bad ending. You killed the doll earlier, after all. Any ending after that would be a bad ending.

>>715218189
newfag. speedrunning was literally ground zero for a lot of this from the start.

>>715218874
>>715218881
A

>>715218881
>>715218874
B

>>715218456
I suddenly feel immense gratitude that there is nobody in my life even remotely this insane.

>>715218881
C
Average

>>715218881
B

>>715218881
C

>>715217167
>>715218141
I mean, at the end of the day they're never going to remove sub-only because it exists to protect the weird fucking trannies that appear on stream

normal people who check out the stream will go "wtf is that" and then get banned and thousands of people will get banned without sub-only

>>715217963
>nig laughing
lol he knew

>>715218874
>>715218881
B I guess
very whatever run

>>715218881
A for AloodAorne

>head gets chopped
>everyone claps

>>715218874
>>715218881
B, nice and average
short, but nothing mind blowing

>>715218874
>>715218881
C

>>715218881
C-, and i'm being generous

>bad end
gay as fuck, F

>>715218881
>>715218874
S

>>715218874
>>715218881
B
Impressive but didn't blow me away

>>715218881
A

>>715218874
>>715218881
S cause I like bloodborne and it was a good run

>>715218881
I'm doin' him an A

>>715218874
>>715218881
D

>>715218874
>>715218881
A

>>715218881
A for Amygdala

>>715218881
A

>>715218456
Ah hell nah this nigga crazy.

>>715218874
B

>>715218874
>>715218881
B

wait so there's no games for 2 hours now? wtf

MIMIGGER FAT ASS SPOTTED

>>715218881
C for unbearable soulslop

>>715218874
Z

>>715218507
not really. rose and camellia got high marks for allowing the viewers to FINALLY just see some guys dicking around while playing a goofy game, while metroid was pure competitive speedrun kino

Make it right next time, baker.

>>715219023
A...music concert? for one hour? at 10pm EST? during a video game speedrun event?

>>715219003
Everyone knew, that's why they censored it next time.

>>715218881
>>715218874
C

>"time for a break"
>keeps talking
Not sure you understand the definition of the word.

>>715219065
honestly really glad youre still around, guy

>>715219023
They didn't have enough runs to fill the schedule so an indie band is playing a set. Seriously.

>>715218881
T for TRANS RIGHTS

>>715218949
Trans rights are human rights, nazi.

Ngl, I miss the old GDQ.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - GDQ died when they banned the flappy-hat chick

>>715217680
"Human rights" sounds more impactful because it implies a lot more. The right to think and say what we want. The right to a home, the right to live freely from government control. "Trans rights" really just means "the right to make you ignore reality and use the right words we tell you to."

>>715218881
>>715218874

Z

>Jerry can
THE REFUGEES ARE SNIFFING GASOLINE

NO FURRY NIGGER FROM MONHUN TO BLASPHEMOUS FUCK YEAH
oh god please tell me none of these runners are dick choppers

>>715218434
blue hair under the stars cracks me up every time I see this now

>>715218827
Then don't make it all bosses, just make the Moon Presence the goal, or pick a different From Software game.

>Doesn't fight Gerhman
ZZZ. Not only that, the host couldn't shut up with the trans shit.

>>715218881
For Bloodborne itself? S+ for the run, B
>>715218964
You can do other things though. I wasn't even aware it was this week.

>>715218881
A

>>715219024
So long as something gets chopped off, they don't care.

>>715218189
naw it started earlier than that
like 2017 or something was when it was fully pozzed
the stink of festering axe wounds like that one purple haired dude who flashed the stream was just rot becoming noticeable enough to people who only paid attention during the marathons

>>715219201
bro that was literally one year ago

>live concert
>venue is empty
grim

>>715219248
what's your fuckin problem

>>715219187
Okay, but let's look at the rejected runs list...

>>715218874
F for Fromsoft

>mh milds speedrun
why

I see they finally removed the MH weapon tier listing they've already done from the schedule.

At this point I'm grateful for any speedrun. Anything to keep the theater kid comedy segments and the Sent-less prize segments and the showcases away. Please no more of those. I just want to see nerds & geeks & losers who are extremely dedicated to their favorite 20 year old games play them extremely fast. I just want games done quick.

>>715217316
Right... the game i dropped because it was too easy and boring is the heardest game ever

>>715219270
You samefagging yourself every thread.
>I LOVE SEEING YOU IN EVERY THREAD BUTTBUDDY UwU
It's fucking pathetic and I'm sick of seeing it.

>>715219023
>>715219143
This is what you fags deserve for liking that crazy taxi live band at last gsq.

>women and femmes
>femmes

>>715218881
B

>>715219198
>SA troon goes mask off
lel
stay mad, queer ;)

>watch a trans right event
>complain that trans rights are being mentioned
you guys aren't very smart are you?

>>715219198
No such thing as "trans rights" actually. Trannies have all the same rights as everyone else. What they want is privileges. They want "trans privileges" but they can't just say that out loud so they act like the privileges they want are rights that others have (they don't).

>>715219303
you aren't fooling anyone saar

>The Megas concert
Oh shit... I used to listen to them fairly often.

>>715219292
I didn't see it

>>715219338
Someone post that "they're liking it, they're excited' pic

>>715219248
haha why so mad about it?

>>715219363
>watch a trans right event
where

God damn the venue is looking completely empty for the concert

Uh...

tfw the femme fatales events are so dead that people don't even make threads for them
I don't want to watch that shit alone bros

>>715219338
I hated it. Fuck you.

>2 hours of "concert" next
That's it, I'm gonna go watch boreball, it will probably be less gay and boring.

THE MEGAS?

>>715219361
>seething about trans girls in a trans girl event
>"stay mad"
what did xhe mean by this?

>>715219419
SGDQ/AGDQ

>>715219338
but I wanted tony hawk 2 run with live band

>>715219417
Impressively retarded.

>>715219424
if it was any other event the attendees would've been dripped out for the concert but trannies hate anything social

>>715219326
You wish you were half as likable as Guy D. Ping.

>>715219417
Pleb

>>715219248
Guy poster won.
You lost.

>>715219247
IF that fucking shitshow has an interesting run make a thread but I will only be there to watch and comment during it. You are alone after that.

>>715219248
>filters the only good poster in these threads

Holy fucking nigger.

BETTER NOT MESS WITH

>>715219516
Oh wait, you're all actually part of a discord. Even worse.

>>715219469
sorry that's a speedrunning event

>>715218881
F

>Bid Wars Language Choice
what the fuck I don't remember the npcs were voiced?

I wonder what happens when Doctors without borders meets Doctors with borders.

wait a minute this band isn't the aquabats...

>The doctors still don't have borders yet
this shit is a scam

I think this is legit the first GDQ where I never really felt there was a comfy period (exception maybe RE1) for the whole marathon. I've been watching since 2012.

>>715218881
B

Not seeing a lot of women in that video.

video games?

>>715219248
you're a bore

>>715219581
it's actually a trans rights event first and foremost and a speedrunning event second (and a distant second at that)

>>715219669
fucking dickhead

wtf is this stupid shit

>>715219645
entire horror block was kino

>>715219676
All my (You)s say differently.

What in the actual fuck was that commercial, that was like a parody

Isn't Fem Fatales supposed to be women, why is it all men in dresses?

packed house for the concert

>>715219248
I have no problem with that poster but it looks like you made a lot of people seethe so you must be right

Oh man everyone? Are you HY0P for Flame Fatales? We're all going to tune in, right?

guys...?
the concert???

>>715219717
She seems like she'd make a great mother.

danSexy died for this this shit btw, never forget

>>715219724
They're femmes, you chud.

>>715219425
>Topping out at ~5k views
>41% lower views
That's pretty grim

>>715219645
Been watching since 2012 but the stream only started on Sunday. Curious.

>Tranny pops up
>"What are they gonna do? Send me home? They can't handle the political backlash!"
A bit on the nose, lads

>>715219248
It'd be funny if chartecker removed all ratings based on his posts haha

whos ready for the concert

>>715219724
honestly they should just do a seperate tranny event, take them all out of the main event