Thread 715306985

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Remember to stay Hydrated!!!

What a Baby Monkey Torture of a run.

>>715307060
>Celeste was this divisive

this one I'm afraid

>>715306985 (OP)
I'm in

Wait a minute, this is shit.

This guy sucks.

>>715306985 (OP)
1 GORILLION DOLLARS FROM THE YETI!!!

>>715307060
>all those awful runs

That bad huh?

are we glad we have this runner serve us the finale, /v/?

Migged

What webms or images have you saved from SGDQ this year?

final mig

mig

Really cool that this guy has a 1:1 avatar in the game. Fucking nepobaby monkey.

migged

>Watch something you know will be full of trannies
>Complain it's full of trannies

Y u do dis?

Limy will transition in the next 2-3 years

waaaaaaaaaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww guys can you believe he's doing this on a
D
S
TOUCH
SCREEN????

>>715307060
Is this the worst GDQ event of all time? Barely any good runs, majority are awful runs, trans rights at an all time high.

17th for Allen

LET'S GET THE 2 MILLION DOLLARS RAISED FOR THE ALZHEIMER FOUNDATION!

>>715307239
>Is this the worst GDQ event of all time?
The worse GDQ event SO FAR, yes

Send me your energy to manifest a game over and an early mercy kill

>>715307218
>they took deathmarch from us
>they took breakdancing from us

>>715307183
Yes brother, even with the recessive genes I could still play better than half of these runners

>>715307239
Definitely, at least when proto subverted the staff the runs weren't this bad

So how long do you think they'll stall for that 2mil mark?
Do you think they'll do a 45+ minute long begging segment like a couple years ago?

>>715307060
>Spider-Man only had 11 votes
NOBODY watched it?

is this going to be another ZZZ run

>Deltarune is only chapters 1+2
It said "all chapters" when I first read the schedule. Fucking faggots, I wanted to see if the runner would choke on the Knight.

Im gonna go for this trick
>fails trick
>every time

>need just a fraction of our current viewers to donate $5 to reach our goal
sure 50% is a fraction but not how it is usually used in this context

another $10k
this time from Humble Bundle

miggin

Lmao

>$10,000 from Humble
#Ad

YETEE here! Donating another $10,000 and my penis!
Let's goooo!

which game should I learn how to run so I can finally get it at an event

>>715307279
Giving my energy to curse this gorilla to choke even harder

>>715307328
I watched it but did not vote because it did not deserve

>>715307279
I dont think they can afford to mercy kill if they want to justify stalling for the 2 mil mario kart incentive. I've seen them be blatant before but I dont think they have the viewers to be that crass.

are you fucking kidding me

>>715307210
The work continues.

>>715307332
unknowie... theyre gonna rehash them as incentives...

It’s not even pride month it’s July FUCK OFF

>>715307060
>that super metroid
I guess I have something to watch at least

>>715307429
yes

>discussing the shitty Nu Soundtracks
Listen to the OG games if you want a 10/10 KINO soundtrack
https://youtu.be/mCVI95S1t9M
https://youtu.be/sTTGJWoMnPM

>>715307332
>he doesn't know

erg god every time he says trans rights I practically cum

>can i get a trans rooyghts
>"gotta hit this on the first try"
>[fails x2]
KEK

>blonde hair
Maybe you aren't as unapologetically black as you think.

he said the line this run is now automatically a Z

What do you think the heterosexual men in the crowd think when they yell TRANS RIGHTS like a cultist?

>>715307328
People checked out en masse after that awful concert and the back to back Wilds nonruns

>>715307328
Fairly sure there was a couple nights were the thread just died and nobody made a new one for an hour+ (never happened before btw just so you know you fledgling the engagement for this GDQ has been). So that probably has something to do with it

YETEE PLEASSSSSEEEEE I NEED ANOTHER COMFY RUN JUST DONATE A QUICK 200k T_T

The only monkeys I have are Bloons

Temmie is hoiiiiiiiiped for trans roiiiiiiiiiights!

mods missed one

>>715306572
STR vs DEX

Did I imagine that or did he just call the game homophobic after missing a "first try"?

>>715307332
But Anon, they showed that Shay can no hit the Knight in their segment! Isn't that impressive and deserving of your money to change the tank into a duck?

>>715307060
Is there a compendium somewhere of all the rating charts that have been made over the years? I've only got a scant few of them dating back to 2022.

This is the reason they haven't hit the $2mil yet, shilling this trash every 5 minutes

TRANSMIGGED

>>715307332
It said Chapters 1+2 for a long time now, but it makes no sense to not include the new chapters given how fresh they are. There's no way a route hasn't been found for the new chapters by now right?

this is bleak

>>715307480
They're being held hostage, not really an excuse i know

You better be ready to mute when they reach 2 million. Protect your ears.

Monkey on couch watching monkey in seat playing monkey in ball

>>715307334

this announcer has the worst voice by far and away it's such a stereotypical "i'm a tranny and don't have the genetics to do voice training for a female voice so i'm going to sound like an annoying nasally faggot tranny"

>>715307551
He def did

Praying the tranny starts counting down and the pressure gets to the ape and he chokes extremely hard

>>715307060
>MH Wilds that low

What happened?

Had to pee and stuff after mario 64; is this monkey shitting up monkey ball as bad as he did quake 64?

Is 1,9 not enough? Do they need to ruin the end of every event with hours of non-stop shilling?

>>715307673
It was a let's play

>>715307584
They're already doing Mario Kart World

>both blacks and trans have their own entire week-long speedrun events
>they still make up a significant portion of runs at GDQ

>>715307625
>has sound running
ngmi

Just make Yeti """donate""" a 100k already and be done with this pathetic excuse of a run. It's not like it's a secret by now. We know. They know. They know that we know.

>>715307673
Not a fucking speedrun. Just two showcases back to back.

i thought people were financially hurting due to inflation how are they getting even more donations with less viewers than they normally get

>>715307661
Yeah I bet SEGA is thrilled with that, they're fucking sponsoring this event.

>>715307683
he's dying a ton and we're not even halfway through

>>715307683
looks like omar from the wire

>>715307625

NINETY THOUSAND TO GO

I think I'm gonna tune out and watch League for a while.

>halfway through
>no one even donating to change the character once

>>715307332
>unironically looking forwards to deltarune
kill yourself

>>715307683
>is this monkey shitting up monkey ball as bad as he did quake 64?
Yes
I don't know how difficult the tricks are that he's trying
But he's failing at least 60% of them, some multiple times

>>715307683
somehow worse

>>715307673
One runner was just pulled into it because he played Bloodborne earlier and barely practiced for this one.
Also the 4-player after took forever to setup and was a waste of time. Average good player times agaisnt the normal versions of monsters.

>>715307730
this

jesus christ theyre just cheering through his fucking commentary

>>715307707
Is it really true when it's the same one runner in like four runs?

ANOTHER $10K BY THE YETEE INCOMING
ALSO THE $250 ANONYMOUS DONATIONS HAVE BEEN GOING FOR ALMOST 2 HOURS

if they do MKW, there's a chance they have open lobbies like they did with tetris 99. prepare your funny names, tendies.

this is the part where even donation comments beg for more donations
the runner says yeah you might not have much money but even 5 dollars helps
the crowd talks over the runner
we've entered the hell zone

ONE HUNDRED GORILLION DOLLARS FROM ANONYMOUS

The Twitch jannies missed one

Let's say trannies got all their demands met tomorrow. What would GDQ push next?
>You may live to see the day the crowd cheers "FUR RIGHTS!" in support of beastiality/zoophilia or "CORPSE RIGHTS!" in support of necrophilia
(People think pedophilia will be next but it doesn't fit the "consenting adults" meme that fags and trannies do in pilpul.)

>>715307753
how tf is it still T1 and GENG. Another shit T1 season, another T1 grand finals

>>715307239
Only two runs this event had both mean/median >= S
AGDQ had 6

>>715307060
>ONE (1) girl run
>NINETEEN (19) tranny runs

Stop fucking choking

>>715307748
he do be lookin dat way

>>715307551
>>715307661
>>715307743
Shit, I missed it.

IT'S HAPPENING
THE CROWD MANIFESTING CHOKE

>>715307205
hmm

>>715307850
Good morning saar.

is it just me or has anyone else noticed that the audio mixing is completely fucked for this event and that even when the twitch volume is at 5% it's insanely fucking loud

>>715307703
>>715307732
>>715307781
Damn that sucks. World and Rise both had really cool speedruns. Fucking Crapcum

>>715307210
You better release the whole series as a collection at the end of this event.

Imagine somewhere in America two troons dating each are arguing because one of them wants to donate their rent money to twitch so they can hear their donation get read out loud.

> but you don't understand if we don't donate our rent money to hear the announcer say trans rights it will trigger my anxiety.
> if you donate our rent money I'm leaving you forever

Troon 1 donates their rent money, donation isnt read, troon 2 leaves them, later both hang themselves in shame.

The final 24 hour LEAP is getting bigger every year.

>>715307781
MH speedruns are consistently utter shit. They’re a mess of four people talking over each other while four gaudy bastards on screen have themselves a fireworks show over the body of a thrashing monster. Just shit.

>>715307869
Turning into fucking SC2 real quick this is why esports is fucking dying and only muslim princes will sponsor it

How many of these donations are actually real people?

>>715307753
same

I really hope they only make like $2.1 million

Can someone with a subscription please send the following in chat
>I didn't realize Fallout was on the schedule

>>715307978
>How many of these donations are actually real people?
Maybe 10%, tops

What went so wrong with this GDQ? I know its a meme to say each GDQ is the worst one yet but his one unironically is, the quality drop is insane. I thought AGDQ 2025 was pretty decent too.

>>715307949
Based drawanon

LETS GO SISTERS

LETS GO LESBIANS

AAAAAAAAA

>>715307930
its been like that the entire event, i had the volume at like 3% the first couple days and the commentary voice was full blast

These people are insufferable

>>715307978
Zero. Jew in the back room with typewriter.

>>715307930
I quite literally have not heard game audio all week because they put the dono reader at max volume for TRANS RIGHTS

BY THE WAY NOT SURE IF YOU KNEW BUT YEA LOL I'M A LESBIAN

person probably a tranny fucking another tranny.

>>715308023
JOHN SOULS

>>715308023
>>715307930
ffz compressor helps

>>715307850
>Let's say trannies got all their demands met tomorrow. What would GDQ push next?

The next line of trans rights of course. It's not like that line hasn't been constantly moving

>>715307997
Thing is just doomed, isn't it

ya know, i'm ok with this run being here. better to ruin this run with donation begging than sm64

why is there an unscheduled limy run on my screen

>>715307961
I'm all for imagination but this is straight up obsession creating scenarios in your head. Focus on manifesting choke for this runner so they dnf

>>715308015
>>715308019
Guaranteed troon comment

>troon going WILD and yelling it's a lesbian
>blackie nepo on the couch messing up everything
>audience horrified being forced to yell trans right
kek this is peak tragicomedykino

i am actually ROARING with keks

Shoutouts to lesbians.

>What kind of lesbian would I be
A man?

Where are the trans rights in these bigots' donations? I thought it was a prerequisite to get your donation read to include that.

>>715307735
inflation

I don't think I can make it through these final hours.

>lesbians

So 2 guys in drag right?

Why is Helix Thirteen Underscore not on the couch during this?

also, how do i rizz up and top Helix if she never goes to punk shows like a normal doll?

YJK that "lesbian" is a troon

>>715308010
AGDQ 2025 was pretty fine, I remember most of the runs were pretty good
This is just awful though

>>715307891
It was shortly after the level they described as being pride themed because of the rainbow slide rails.

this nigga SUCKS.

SUPER TRANS LESBIAN

>>715307930
Super loud, other streams aren't. Volume compressor extension helps a bit

Why don’t troons ever date men?

>>715308010
Orange man mindbroke them to such a degree they've gone rabid on TRANS RIGHTS and shoehorning trannies into everything is the priority more than ever

Guys did you know this is being played on a DS and so it's really hard ok

>>715307850
in such a paradise, GDQ would be unnecessary, we'd all be too busy fucking our wives (male)

>>715307978
Are we even sure that the donations are real to begin with? It wouldn't be that hard I don't think to just increase the counter regardless of actual donations whenever they feel they need it to increase. Not like they announce every donation

>>715308150
We don't want them

>the only genuinely good run of the event was Super Metroid and it was a bunch of chad boomers who are all biologically male having a good time racing and providing insightful commentary with no annoying tranny shit

REALLLLLLY makes you think doesn't it

KWWWWEEEEEEEENNNNNNN

>>715308150
Because they arent genuinely trans, just a bunch of autistic men larping badly as anime girls

ill give it to him, hes playing decent rn at least

night night enjoy your faglord cinema

I'm donating another $10,000 as Anonymous.
Let's go trans rights!!

>12 minutes for 75000

lmao

>>715307563
Ecker keeps the one he's made himself: https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings/
I think the original chartanon has https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1627851520336.png
Prior ones were text lists and you'd just need to get lucky on remembering which avatarfag handled it (between skelebo, Vallhalla Jill, and Higurashi Shion):

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/540216462/#540220534
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/446669845/#446670431
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/522050079/#522055760 (reversed)

>>715308150
what do you mean, they date each other and theyre all men

>>715308240
This, but cluster B psychopaths.

>>715307930
zero mission run yesterday had it's audio fucked up with crackles for like 25 minutes. at this point, it's best they fuck with it at little as possible

>>715308209
I love this image. May I save it

>>715308235
so fucking thankful the run didnt happen today

>trannies want to see the baby and the girl monkey

this shit just writes itself

>>715308103
I will be saved by the start of my work shift, thankfully.

>>715308150
Part of it is that they're repulsed by the male body and ashamed of it, including their own.

>>715308023
Seeing bbh near that one Gaol to the east is scarier than the basement and roof one.

>>715308242
for a speedrunner, he dies alot
*GETS BANNED*

>correct opinions
oof

It's not as disgusting as previous times since the current runner & couch are in on it so a real run isn't getting disrupted. However this is reaching a low point.

Well /v/ it's been "fun", but i'm not suffering through the end of this
see you next gdq

>very strong and correct opinions
>"Oh God here we g-"
>Just a monkey ball joke
Oh...

>>715308259
I'm undonating this

>>715308123
Thanks, amigo. I'll go back and look for it.

>>715308264
>12 minutes for 75000
It's more like "As many minutes as needed for $75,000 that we will just add manually since we don't have to disclose our financials"

>>715308316
its so creepy

Another ten k from the yetee lets goooooooo

50K FROM THE YETEE IN 3 HOURS

>>715308298
Well there's a big overlap with autism and cluster B personality traits, so that tracks

>>715308083
>>715308019
They have no idea how much actual lesbians hate them.

yetee hoype

>real voice
kek that is scary.

>>715308337
to give him benefit of the doubt, they asked him last minute to do this to save the incentive

thank you anonymous for SEVERAL $3100 donations!!!

I seriously doubt this many people are buying tshirts

real voice jumpscare

>>715307361
>>715307403
Kek, can't even ask good faith questions in the toxic positivity safe space.

>>715308010
The core problem was a horrendous selection of games and runners. I get that they don't want to repeat too many popular titles, but they completely botched it.

>>715308387
>>715308390
TSHIRTS AND NOTHING MORE

God damn they're fucking desperate kek

>>715308010
TRANS RIGHTS!!!
I'm not even one of those retards obsessed with trannies and even I am annoyed by how much they overdo this. Every second donation, every single run.

>>715308394
Proofs?

STOP THE COUNT

can some /biz/anon confirm if its realistic yetee is donating so much of their revenue to charity

Trans disabled dyslexic black poly atheist furry here. Decided to come to the dark side and browse 4chan.

Can I get a trans rights hype in chat?

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
GAME OVER PLEASE I BEG

>>715308402
>>715308426
Don’t make xer angry

>shit nepo run
>tendieslop next
fucking godless

>>715308150
A lot of them are just failed heterosexual males trying to increase their SMV by troonmaxing. They have no interest in dating men because they aren't gay. There are another type of troon that is gay and does date men and those are the ones that tend to put in the effort to pass (because you kinda have to if you want 'straight' men to fuck you).
These troonmaxers often fail to get 'lesbian' women to date them either though and often cope by just dating each other.

Is it true they banned every single Harry Potter game?

>>715308468
Charitable donations are deductible

YETEE here. I just mortgaged my house and cut my dick off for these speedrun incentives.
Let's goooooo!

>>715308347
>AI slop
fuck off

and we just at a 12.5 million dollar donation from the yetee! new record!!

to be fair, i don't donate much anymore, but when i do, it's almost always anonymous no comment because i can't be fucked to spend time writing a comment anymore

>>715308407
>were not even close to the incentive
>I know! Let's make the house negro put on a humiliation minstrel show
Uhh based GDQ?

Birdo is trans?

>>715308235
Most of the horror block, almost all of the retro block, Mario Paint would like a word.
And if you liked the boomercore you should watch the TMNT2 run.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TRANNY SHIT.

>>715308492
Got this meme in human language?

>>715308506
Considering JK Rowling? Would not surprise me.

>>715308482
I don't think it's going to happen.

This DS monkey ball game seems easy as piss.

The problem with fucking trannies is that their whole identity is about that.
Can they just... act like normal people?

>>715308563
Why would you ever donate to MSF or Prevent Cancer?

>>715308506
yeah we'll have to jack off to hermoine on our own time I guess

>>715308583
trannies have latched onto a poor translation from 30 years ago

>>715308506
Yep. https://gamesdonequick.com/site/submission-guide
Scroll down to disallowed games

>>715308563
and also in $10,000 increments

Birdo is trans?

>8 minutes left + showcase
>$62K Left
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE YETEE SAVE US

This is beyond obnoxious

>>715308616
No because they aren't normal people.

>>715308538
Cool it with the anti-Dalitism.

>>715308563
Why don't you donate it to a good cause instead of MSF?

>$150,000 in proceeds from t shirts

That's probably like $300,000 gross sales. For 50,000 viewers? Half of all viewers are buying $15 shirts? Do people really want REFERENCE shirts that much?

what started the trans birdo thing? just random head canon? she makes eggs so i figured that makes her definitely female

limy is currently 5 minutes behind WR and 2 minutes behind his PB in a 20-minute run

>>715308502
I think they all date other troons
At least the ones at gdq

trannies are just the modern furries.

its just a passing fad.

>>715308601
Seconding the horror block, especially the two Resident Evil runs.

>>715308349
ausspeedruns in 1.5 hours tho

Dude literally couldn't stop himself from reading that donation and interrupting the runner
>>715308616
they actually can't that is how they convince themselves every single day

How many minutes of stalling before mario cart is ran. My guess is 10 minutes.

>>715308616
They don't have anything interesting to say so they just talk about being troons. It's like that Harley rider episode from Southpark, but troons instead.

>>715308713
don't care

How strong is your will? Are (You) staying to the end? Will you let these freaks break you?

>>715308645
>Rocko's Quest
kek

>>715308010
>Ban all good runners
>Neuter all personality
>Tech worst than ever
>Arbitrarily rejecting runes(some guy that made a pepe of himself submitted Expedition 33
>Lack runs so they need to fill dead air with trash
>No genuinely hype moment
Its the end result of a hyper censorious movement obsessed with identity and constantly insisting upon itself.

>>715307850
pedophilia is kinda next. they sell tiny dildos and fake prepubescent tits to affirm children's genders. kinda insane how this is happening before something like polyamory is normalized

>>715308678
>what started the trans birdo thing?
Nintendo.

I'm owed a cute trans gf

>this faggot is hosting mario kart world as well
>the finale host is also on the blacklist
jesus fucking christ

That girl monkey is kinda cute.

> YETEE
I don't understand. How is it possible this many people buy T-Shirts? Do they even make sales when GDQ isn't on?

>>715308395
Return to ball

>>715308713
is werster showing up?

>>715308506
Yeah and it's not even a conspiracy theory or anything, they've got a list of banned games. Five Nights at Freddy's games too. Minecraft would be banned if Notch still owned it even though he used to be the one dropping $10k donations at GDQ.

>it's legitimately gone up like 80k in 25 minutes
Definitely nothing shady happening here.

We get it! You like to stick your dick in shitty assholes.
What has that got to do with video games?

>>715308675
its not the same 50k the whole week, believe it or not

I just realized it says “main worlds”. So is he going to play the secret worlds or not? That’s the only stuff in the entire game that is impressive to complete.

Quick reminder that K is the lowest rating you can give a run

>>715307060
I finally understand the ununiform color of the rollercoaster tycoon rating

>>715308459
Search autism and cluster b personality trait overlap, there's dozens of studies, I don't want to be banned for off topic.

>>715308747
yea
watching deltaroon on mute thoever

>>715308654
Canonically probably yes.
There's an official Nintendo Wii game where Birdo has to "prove her femininity" by having the player retrieving what's assumed to be a vibrator from her bedroom drawer.
The theme of Captain Rainbow is just helping people solve their problems.

>>715308678
Nintendo wanted to confirm that the Mario Bros love to beat the shit out of trans dinosaurs, because he tried to suck Yoshi's dick

>>715308654
No. Transgender as an identity didn't even exist when Birdo first appear in a videogame, we were still tralking about transexuals rather than transgender at that point.
It's the usual shit in which anything that doesn't adhere to western gender framework is trans.

it's funny how you notice they're not getting enough small donations so they have their partners chuck in random 10k donations here and there

>>715308468
Assume $20 per shirt
$13.4m global net sales = 670,000 shirts
Roughly 2,000 per day
They say they donate $5 per t-shirt sold, so 10,000 shirts

Math checks out

>>715308769
Why not a real woman? Why have a poor fake when the real thing is right there?

>TIME

to stall more

>>715308747
i'm on the verge of tapping out because of this faggot-ass host

>>715308675
>For 50,000 viewers
50,000 concurrent viewers at any one time. That's probably like 300k+ overall viewers over the week

>>715308010
I think AGDQ 2024, SGDQ 2024 and AGDQ 2025 each was better than the last, my faith was getting restored. Were they good? No, but they were all okay, then just a quality plummet this event.

Why is FNAF banned?

what the fuck was that chant

lets go trans rights?

>finished the run
>still 57k away

That's alooooooooooot of stalling.

Bro these main worlds I could breeze through at age 5. Do the fucking hard worlds.

RATE Monkey Ball

man having your run lining up with the donation total reaching 2m is like a fucking curse
your entire run is just automatically fucked

>>584855710
wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose

>>715308849
Trans girls are better

>>715307850
>>715308760
i wouldn't be surprised if in 20-30 years pedophilia is completely legalized and normalized, most americans are already pedophiles, all of the worlds leaders are pedophiles, loli is the most popular 2d art genre, the biggest vtuber in the world is a loli that baits pedophiles and 90% of trannies are also pedophiles

>crowd cheering over his little story
lol

You ready for like 20-30 minutes of intermission just for them to raise funds?

>>715308821
>Do YoUr OwN rEsEarCh
So you have nothing.

>>715308787
Yeah. He's doing HG/SS speedrun

>>715308897
D
Meh

>>715308897
D

How much to buy a shirt box labelled الناس في الداخل asking for a friend

>>715308875
The creator is a conservative who donated to Republican groups.

>>715308897
SSS TRANS RIGHTS

>>715308538

AI website. Deal with it.

>>715308897
ZZZ

even the crowd is half empty

>>715308010
>>715308436
Sent left prizes and became head of scheduling. SGDQ 2025 is his first event as head of scheduling.

>>715308897
Z

>>715308897
F

>>715308875
creator is a christian chud

What do we think of monkey girls?

>>715308897
Z

Muted halfway through

QUICK WE NEED A 50K FROM "THE YETEE" oh fuck i wasn't meant to read that

>>715308897
D

>>715308897
F

limey is a racial slur :(

>>715308875
Scott Cawthon is right winged
Yes that is actually it
Not political btw

>>715308897
D

The game seems particularly easier than the game cube version. Alot of the courses were literally just straight lines with hills/bumps.

>>715134671
>>715134795
There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!

>>715308897
N

>more stalling time

It never ends

>>715308897
ZZZ

>>715308897
K

>>715308897
D for under time.

>>715308913
Are you really not able to google? I guess you're afraid of what you'll find, understandable.

>>715308897
B

>>715308781
bing bing wahoo shirts is serious business

>>715308897
K for KILL THIS SHITTER

>>715308963
I love Palette.

>>715308902
wtf, infinite chocolate

>>715308897
ZZZ
absolutely terrible. basically a casual playthrough

>>715308897
ZZZZ

>>715308897
C
the crowd is annoying but the run is actually kinda cool kek

>>715308897
D

>>715309007
I accept your concession, cluster B psychopath.

>>715309004
the estimate was incredibly generous and his time was ass

>>715308010
>What went so wrong with this GDQ?
they've completely neutered any personality that doesn't fit within the safe space boundaries that they've set up which leads to them living in this enclosed bubble where they think everyone wants to hear them scream trans rights for no reason whatsoever 20 times a minute

Alright time to mute guys

>>715308897
F

>>715308897
ZZZ

>>715308897
Z
Unfortunately it wasn't quite bad enough for triple z

>>715308897
D

>>715308897
Z

>>715308897
Z
Nepotism runner. Behead GDQ staff

Just woke up and seeing these ratings. How do you fuck up Monkey Ball?

>>715306985 (OP)
>Deltarune Ch 1+2 (FINAL GAME)
Guys, just a bit of warning from Deltarune thread - there's an insane janny who hunts down anything that reminds him of Deltarune slightly, and he just woken up. You're going to have some fun times soon.

Someone post that chart of donations over time and the projection they would need to hit 2M by this point.

Why do they think JK Rowling is worse than Hitler for saying some pretty mild shit?

>>715308897
ZZZ

im gonna go for this trick (fails) okay im gonna do this regular - the run

>>715308897
D

What in the name of Epilepsy was that background

>>715308897
ZZZ

>>715308897
ZZZ, im tired of this nepo runner playing games slowly and badly

>>715308654
Maybe in the past she was considered gender questionable but I sincerely doubt that's the case among anyone at Nintendo these days.

Apologize to Limy. This crowd/announcer shit would've been happening during sm64 otherwise

>>715308897
K

>>715308897
F

>$125,000 for a 4 MINUTE RUN
Kek gotta love GDQ

>>715308897
ZZZ

>>715308897
Z
>nepo let's play with a tranny yelling over the entire thing
no one should ever consider watching this, it's ethically imperative to rate Z

>>715308897
ZZZ

>>715308897
K

>>715308897
ZZZ

>>715309084
And that's a good thing. Fuck deltatroon

>>715308897
ZZZ

>>715308897
ZZZ
Nepo, thrown together at the last minute, obvious stall tactic
Fuck GDQ

Quick comparison of the finale five games from last year, AGDQ 2025, and this event

>>715308756
Someone at Working Designs thought they were Totally Rad.

>>715309126
Why is his hair blonde?

>>715309037
try it, it really works! Not actually infinite though because the chocolate eventually goes bad

$50k in a few minutes has been done several times

>>715308897
>>715308897
F

>>715309089
What did she say?

>>715308897
ZZZ

Worst fucking thing ever. Failed almost all tech and did levels safe and slow. He called a level "homophobic". Couch is lame.

Give me your best cringe webms

>>715308010
I liked the past several GDQs overall. But this one is dogshit. There are more showcases, gimmick shit runs and (on lesser popular games) races than actual normal speedruns. The Pokemon SwSh gimmick race "speedrun" in particular was a big what the fuck.

to top off the trans rights spam event, they put a tranny host that has no shame about interjecting

This guys an asshole

>fallout
>fallout
>fallout
>fallout
>fallout
>fallout

>>715309207
he's zesty

>>715309084
good, the game is shit

>>715308897
ZZZ

>>715308897
D...

>>715308897
F

>>715307507
This. Viewership has never been worse.

gonna go jerk off instead

>>715308010
>Watch for 15 seconds
>trans rights!
>can we get a trans rights?
>what kind of lesbian would I be if I didn’t donate?
>birdo is trans!

Video games?

>>715309084
you think people care about deltatroon here? let alone the runs?

this is just pathetic honestly
it's not like they were close, they were over 100k behind their goal

is undertale good? apparently i bought it like 10 years ago but never touched it

OVERESTIMATE
NEXT GAME

>>715308897
ZZZ

>>715309202
absolutely godless

>>715309236
Originally she said something along the lines of “I respect trans people’s right to be themselves but I don’t think they should compete in women’s sports” and they ended up sending her tons of death threats and one of them posted their dick in a thread about kid’s showing their Harry Potter fanart.

>>715308897
Z no skill was displayed

>>715309235
Palette is cute

>>715309350
yea

>>715309060
change to Z

GOD I hate this tranny voice so much.

>>715309350
It is, it's pretty fun. Fanbase is cancer but yeah game is good

>>715309350
If you’re a troon.

>>715308279
Thanks a ton. Glad those are still around.

I dug around on my harddrives and found a chart from at least 2021 that wasn't just in text, in case that's useful.

>>715308897
A

>>715309350
yeah

Why does limy remind me of a black protomagicalgirl

Quick stall some more!

>>715309352
Can't till they sufficiently stall

>mfw people are more generous and charitable than ever despite the tougher economy and political climate

This is beautiful, /v/ros

>>715309350
can't be worse than this

>>715309350
yeah

https://catbox.moe/c/nzxebd
what a disappointing gdq, i had it muted most of the time.

>>715309248
whoops meant

>>715309350
is trooning out good? apparently i did it like 10 years ago but never touched it

>>715308754
Lmfao, are these faggots for real

>>715309390
its disgusting. makes me wretch

Is there any chance they won't run Mario Kart World?
The donations are fake.

unbelievable levels of stalling

>10,000 dollars in 5 minutes
Okay, so we have about 20 minutes of stalling ahead of us

>>715309350
Yeah, it's only like 5 hours long. Not very hard except for the super bosses, and it's largely a story game.

125k for that shit kek

>another run

lmao

>Cant hit 2 milly on their usual final day tactics
ITS OVER

>>715309350
>is undertale good? apparently i bought it like 10 years ago but never touched it
I just played it for the first time last week
Almost no gameplay, annoying characters, and stupid story until the endgame where things get kinda interesting
They try to get you to replay it under stricter conditions, but you're better off just looking up the endings
Not worth the 6 hours I put into it

Oh my God WILL THE GDQ STAFF JUST DONATE THE FUCKING $40,000 ALREADY SO WE CAN MOVE ON

>>715309285
He doesn’t even seem good casually..

how many fucking showcases is this guy getting?!!!

I am an ftm tranny AMA

>>715306985 (OP)
>Deltarune Ch 1+2 (FINAL GAME)
I love Deltarune but speedrunning is fucking retarded. Same shit as Final Fantasy and Pokemon.

>overestimate showcase
>straight into another "showcase"

>>715309325
Lame runs. That's a better idea. I'll join you

I feel like a hostage

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's just for funsies guyz :3

>>715309350
Yes, just go into it blind and see if you vibe with the game. Whilst the gameplay is nice with the bullet-hell segments in the battle system and creative interactions, a lot of the substance is in the characters and scenarios, and all the tiny little details. Plus the soundtrack's just great.
A big important part of the game is the meta elements with the software itself (particularly on PC), but I won't elaborate too much on that so you might find out for yourself.

WHY IS THIS PERSON STILL RUNNING WE DIDN'T DONATE FOR THIS?!?!??!
Honestly tired of them just making shit up at the end of these events.

>EST: For Funsies

HJAHAHAHAHAHAhaha

>>715309350
Yea

>>715309480
there's just no way

>for funsies

lmao

>>715309538
Stop noticing.

how about the crowd shut the fuck up and donate themselves

>>715308616
Real trans people (a very rare condition) do not, they do everything they can to be the other gender. These ones are just boring sad people trying to get an easy answer for a personality

Just
Enjoy
The
Runs

>just keeps on playing to stall, no estimate
well i guess it's better than just having nothing but the schedule up

>>715309514
>>715309543
>>715309560

Can't wait for the viewership to plummet going into Deltarune.
Whose idea was it to a a highly anticipated story based game as the finale?

>>715309510
how far are we from 2 million?

peak stalling

they're fucking desperate lol

LMAOOOOOO

>EST: GO TWITCH CHAT
It's clipping out of the UI kek

LETS GO TWITCH CHAT
*clap clap clap clap clap*

speed runs?

Won't any of you just donate 33k? We're suffering over here

>>715309202
this is the worst finale EVER

>>715309543
>>715309560
Christ they're really dragging this out, can't they show something else until they meet their dumb goal?

>estimation go twitch chat

hardcore donation begging

monkey

yeah I really deserve the fucking Nobel Peace Prize for watching GDQ

maybe its time to have some introspection and take a hard look at the reason you have to stall so hard to break a meager 2 million

>>715309573
buckle up, this isn't even the last bullshit incentive, deltarune all chapters WILL BE the next incentive they reveal after this

COME ON Y'ALL LET'S GET THOSE 27 BILLION DOLLAR DONATION

>>715309350
It's alright. The gameplay is kind of fun. The story is like watching a mediocre sitcom that tries to be deep at the end but it was just too retarded and silly to care.

YOU are changing the world! By funding the next event!

They got 10 trannies slobbering on the YETEE CEO's cock right now to get that 30k.

You better donate if you want vroom vroom wahoo

Oh my god it's this host again.

The tranny's voice isn't going to survive until $2m

>the game is still being played while stalling
Unironically a good idea and it's embarrassing that the staff took this long to realize it

>>715308279
Thank you.

This is absolutely fucking shameless, almost as bad as the Zelda stall they did that one GDQ

>>715309646
Does anyone remember when they still needed several hundred thousand dollars and they did this "GO TWITCH CHAT" shit for like 2 hours? I think it was 2023

You know what the worst part of this specific run is? They're going to thank limy for getting all this money raised at the end when it had jack shit to do with him.

>>715309576
>>715309592
they changed it KEK

>>715309538
This is nothing. Triple down, I can take it.

>>715309681
Not every character needs a pussy attached to it

What's it called if I feel like I'm sweating but there's no sweat coming out of my glands

>>715309402
it does seem like they're exploiting isolated individuals who often can't afford it and will have a difficult pay period

GIVE US YOUR FUCKING MONEY
YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES, RIGHT GOYIM?

>>715309598
Wow, a real schizophrenic

>>715309720
I bet there's still gonna be an unnecessarily long intermission between games though.

>>715309430
Yeah, having the events back to back felt almost like a culture shock. Are you going check in on ASM as well? I know I'm getting fatigue, but I'll probably watch a bit here and there, since they tend to be chill.

>>715309758
god saves his toughest battles for his strongest soldiers

i donated 5, i did my part. Did you guys?

ON TODAY'S EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z, FRIEZA THREATENS TO DESTROY THE PLANET IN JUST 3 MINUTES UNLESS THE HEROES CAN DONATE 30K

This host was a victim of the incel to troon pipeline.. many such cases

Unironically though for a second why does such a small minority hold this much power? I have never seen a hobby where a bunch of dykes (actual females not the tranny LARPers) took it over and banned even the slightest criticism of lesbians and turned everything related into the hobby about dykeshit.

>>715309758
Based
You'll get what you ask for, don't worry.

This is the last year they'll have 2 mil as a milestone. It's only going to go downhill from here.

>>715309804
Undonating your $5 and instead ill spend it on 2 hotdogs

I am going to go to the next GDQ and personally rape everyone

I'm curious to see how the next AGDQ will be. Maybe they'll swap out the scam that is PCF, for a bigger Trans-related scam.

>>715309806
kek

$30K left
Let's see that tech crew drags their feet.

>>715309761
Why not?

>>715309743
Yes, that was the worst shit gdq has ever done

>>715309758
Change godless block to godless GDQ and it’s accurate

waiting for the 20k sponsor dono

I'm not watching the event but getting updates via the thread is funny

>>715309773
yeah it's gotten increasingly gross, it used to be "hey throw some money towards charity if you can while we speedrun" and now it's "donate. if you have already donated, donate again. if you don't donate, we won't provide content. donate"

>>715309767
heart attack

>>715309742
it's basically the same shit, the only difference is now they have gdq staff doing a stall run instead of blatantly stalling for so long with nothing going on

>>715309707
Someone post the other GDQ explainer

>>715309743
Yeah, the year they failed to make like $150k for the DiaPer remake, Keiz had his garbage rando run that was like an hour over estimate, fucked the schedule hard Mr. Lightskintastic gave up his run to get the schedule back on track, just to have the DiaPer remake incentive AGAIN from scratch for like $250K and held the stream hostage for an hour

"twitch chat donations" dont show up on the donation list i guess, and it will just show "from twitch" i guess so thats them just arbitrarily increasing the count

>>715309803
More like the honkiest jokes for the best shitposters.

>>715309804
just dropped 10k under my usual moniker "anonymous"

>>715309804
sending a car and/or a shark your way

the yeti will save us

>bluesky
what happened to mastodon?

>>715309761
>Not every character needs a pussy attached to it
source?

>>715309758
Kneeling...

>>715309885
My heart rate isn't that fast though...

NEOPETS MENTIONED
i still play neopets every fucking day, my account is 20 years old

Oh gee I wonder if they will make it
Oh the suspense
Ohhhhh what will happen...

Nobody actually believes that these donations are organic, right?

>your journey

uh what?

>>715309812
African Americans have done that with sports and Women have done it with pretty much everything

>>715309915
What the fuck is mastodon?

why are they all glazing this literal who runner? the fuck?

>>715309864
s-SAUCE!!??

>>715309939
What pets?

>>715308897
I'm doin' him an F

>>715309939
Insanely based if true.

>>715309840
>>715309912
>>715309913
you watched it for 7 days, u can spare 5 buccaroonies

it's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEDGKkFcSNE

>letting me showcase this
my dude, you're on the staff that picks the runs, you let yourself do it

>>715309934
your heart is about to stop

>>715309939
Sorry to hear that, anon.
God I wish there were any games like it that weren't made >20 years ago.

>>715309743
>>715309867
>>715309897

No, he's referring to the stall for BotW blindfolded, right? That one was literally like 1.5 hours of stall.

>>715309915
Normies are genuinely too dumb to understand it.

Here comes the countdown.

>>715309976
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

Man, fuck this bullshit. You know theres a poor sap that's watching that will be like "I can be a hero, I wont be able to eat but I can donate to this"

>>715310006
but i want them to fail?

this nigga finna cry over a game 5 people play...

these shoutouts are longer than some runs

Thank fucking christ the cucks are donating so we don't have to be held hostage for an hour.

>>715310014
What should I do

We're sitting at the fucking credits of a monkey ball ds game talking about the pandemic waiting for more money
GDQ has fallen BAD man

>>715309804
Yeah, I stole from them 20

>Constant fucking yelling and chanting
>Only respite is when people start bursting into tears over being on a livestream

>>715309978
>glazing

>limy-cord
pedo-cord shoutout

>>715309915
Was funded by the EU government, and the dude in charge was some British asshole pretending to be a German.

>>715310014
>roleplaying as an Eglin glownigger
Sad.

>>715309939
That's awesome

>>715310068
guess you'll die

reminder that you can still donate to alzheimerfonden

>>715308897
ZZZ

Holy shit this is disgusting, they're pity baiting and bullying their retarded slave viewers into sending money now

the most insane part is even after all this stalling, it's going to be 20 mins of tech setup for the mario run

>>715309806
You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal money laundering.

This is an anonymous donation.

And this is an anonymous donation encouraging other donations. Or, you can just call this an anonymous donation train.

AND THIS
IS TO GET
THE YETEE INVOLVED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>715310028
The sad part is both of these things happened in the same event

HOLY FUCK

>>715310062
Not this hour, sure.

this nigga crying kek

>crying
Get this fucker off the stage man ITS A MONKEY BALL DS GANE
WHY ARE YOU CRYING

C'MON /V/, OPEN YOUR WALLETS AND DONATE! YOU'RE MAKING LIMY CRY!

They really told this nigga to cry and stall.

>>715309958
When I was trying to find the donation for the autistic son and trans rights (that doesn't exist) I found this one:
https://tracker.gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donation/1175536

REAL NIGGAS DONT CRY

>>715310054
I get more depressed imaging these dipshits blowing months of salary to go out there. I picture them begging their bosses for the vacation days

Holy stall

>>715310059
>Thinking this shit is real
These people are 180% performative bullshit artists. It's not even believable.

>>715310132
Dying while watching GDQ. Fuck.

>aiai wagging his butt and saying touch me
wtf

AHHAAHHAAHAHAH HE'S NOT STALLING ENOUGH

IT'S NOT GONNA HIT 2M

this can't be real

Is this nigga fake crying? What in the fuck is happeining

>can you believe -I- was the one on stage when we hit two million?
thats it. thats the whole fucking reason for this nigger shit
fuck these people and fuck mike uyama

>monkeyball
I thought the monkeys were supposed to be in balls, not on stage

I told you guys, whenever jaxler shows up the run turns out to be the the most godless shit you've ever seen
this is as bad as that chibi robo run

Speedrunning shameless%

>>715308897
ZZZ

dogshit

Just fucking play the game nigger

>>715309939
Respect. I was obsessed with neopets in middle school.

$6K now

Sent to save the day!!

everyone's crying today

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
SENT JUMPSCARE

gross

>>715310160
excellent post anon

>>715310145
It's plausible deniability.

GOBLINO

>>715310189
do hood niggaz watch gdq
are they gonna come for him

TWO MILLION DOLLa

>crying
Any of you guys who voted, time to go back and vote zzz it ain't too late

lmao they actually dragged sent out for this

Why doesn't Sent like shave his shit and improve max. Imagine him coming back and just looking like a chad

They were desperate enough to give us sent

this is really funny

Didn't think it could get worse than his terrible quake run

sent is here....
but at what cost...

Sent. You were never one to beg for donos. What have they done to you.

I swear to god this 25 minute Monkey Ball run went on for a full hour.

Reminder that Sent is responsible for ALL of this due to being head of scheduling as of this event. And what's happened as of this event? A noticeable quality drop.

Why is every mtf tranny a “lesbian”?

>>715310039
Kind of why it took off, it was marketed in a way that made it seem like the entire fediverse was Mastodon, and then when they found out there's instances for everything from shitposter.club to bronies, that they have no control over, they lost their shit and demanded stuff like instance-wide blocklists and shit.

>donation levels critical
>send in sent

>>715310145
>twitch chatters get treated as virtual gulag prisoners
>"pwease donate money twitch chat, pwease"

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>still wearing masks
KWAB

$2K

So glad they made this greasy tard to start wearing gloves before getting his slime all over the prizes.

>>715310265
only he has the power

honhon yes i vill say it vith zee seelly french accont

Here we fucking go...

>>715310265
So sad he died from ligma in 2023.
I kinda miss his soles.

OMG ITS SENT! HI SENT!