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it's a-fuckin' garbaggio

What motivates someone to speedrun this category

>switch 2 ad ran by a darkie
>deltatroon
nice "finale".

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This is your final runner for the marathon. Say something nice about they

the absolute state of transbians

None of this is hard btw it looks flashy but I guarantee anyone retard here could learn that sequence in 15 minutes. This fat nigga is a tendie desperately trying to hype up straight line simulator

>>715314385
He plays against other players mostly. Apparently he hadn't touched the mode until last week to practice.

>>715314273 (OP)
im in for real this time

>This fucking voice
Someone ACTUALLY thought this host would be a great way to end the event.

>>715314429
lmao

Mario Kart World has the most boring tracks in any mario kart since the fucking SNES
And on top of that there's sections of straight road between the tracks
how do people tolerate this?

has he been winning these races? saw him win one but now it's a new race every time i look up

>>715314429
the funniest part of this being the runner is he/they pronouns

migging

Toby Fox

>>715314429
embarrassing

I'm sure Toby really loves Deltarune that much

Toby flexing on the Balatro dev

How is Toby so fucking rich

>>715314440
>bad start, front run, rewind blue shells

I should be up here

DELTA TROOOOOON

Based Toby

>>715314429
Of course it is

T O B Y

>Threads keep getting made first
>They keep getting deleted
Certified janny moment.
But we like that here though, don't we folks, we like that.

WHERES THE FUCKING CHART YOU BEARFUCKER

>>715314434
>transbians
not a thing. a human male with a penis is wants to fuck vaginas is a straight male, althougheverbeit a mentally ill one

HOLY POG, TOBY FOX

>>715314496
Nintend𐐬 Adults like the couch will shit talk the game after buying it and continue to play it, that's how

miggin

Toby, I know you're in this thread. I fucking called you donating 20K.

>>715314429
>trooning out but doesn't bother getting rid of the five o clock shadow
classic

autistic black nerds are based ngl

>>715314526
Sonic mo cap actor

>>715314429
alright bets on someone calling kris a "he" and he/they there spergs out about it

>>715314473
this isnt even the final host... it gets worse

>>715314564
>keeps ban evading and posting yuri slop
>"wh-why am i persecuted!!!"

>>715314547
The games aren't free anymore. every delta was like 25 bucks

>Any penis enjoyers?
>crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOO

toby fox is a dog fucker and a plagiarist

>>715314564
Stop posting NSFW shit
It's literally that easy

>>715314429
Oh kek that tranny was in the audience earlier this week and people were arguing if it was a tranny.

>>715314638
They aren't my threads, just thought it was funny.

>>715314429
i dont get it do they wanna pass or not? wtf

>>715314630
NOOOOOOOOO

>>584855710
wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose

>>715314657
based

>>715314527
>>715314540
>>715314543
>>715314547
>>715314552
>there are unironically trannies ITT

Atlyss speedrun when?

>optimal route is spamming tricks on a dino, ride a rail, and use a shroom or feather
>Big Nig will soipog and force the crowd to cheer at gunpoint
I love GDQ!

>>715314429
if you're going to troon out, why would you not put in the effort to get rid of the facial hair? even real women have to deal with that sometimes.

>>715314657
Why'd he remove the main setup point of the joke

>>715314616
It's near guaranteed to happen, and it's either going to be the most awkward thing imagineable, or the Troontuber is going to be pre-trained to ignore it. Either way, he's going to seethe.

>>715314514
Not gonna stop anons from having a fit till they see that, and even when they do they'll assume it's wrong or something, lol.

>>715314657
referencing something isn't plagiarism

>>715314713
Toby is literally in this thread with us

this game is fucking shit

>>715314429
I will be disappointed if they don't do the run dressed like that

>>715314713
>knowledge of a popular developer means I'm a tranny

I'm sure the Nintendo composers are thrilled to get praise from a GDQ viewer.

Lowest rated run of the event?

>>715314767
you are literally a tranny freak

>>715314782
why couldnt they make mario kart 8-3? genuinely

>>715314734
That's what trans rights are for
Basic hygiene is the patriarchy. It's also fascism

>>715314767
He’s the friend inside me

>>715134671
>>715134795
There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!

Why does this game feel so slow. Then the AI is obvious faster sometimes

>>715314716
dont post pics of me

>>715314762
Copy and pasting something out of somebody elses work isn't referencing.

This guy is talking too much, his voice is getting parched. He needs to chill! Chill out, nigga!

they ran out of things to talk about and are just talking about random nintendo games now

I'm not going to make it and it's probably not worth anyways. Going to casually check in for ASM.
I rate this event a D

>They're shilling DK Bananza now
This really is a paid ad run.

i just got here
why is everyone randomly cheering? this is lame as shit, lets-play tier "speedrun"

I MIGGED

>>715314429
>he's in a restroom
Why are trannies so obsessed with taking pictures of themselves in public restrooms?

>>715314429
The cleft chin really seals the deal here.

>tracks are large enough to snake in
>he doesnt ever do it
>only ever drives in a straight line

Post the best OC of the week please. Post it now.

why the fuck can't this guy talk normally. jesus christ.

>>715314743
>FFIX that low
give it to me straight bros

>"this is a technical track"
>straight line
jesus fuck

>>715314873
That's true. Good thing he didn't do that then, huh?

this troon voice is unacceptable. Rewinding the blue shells is boring

any clinst stevens bros? this whistle stop theme was stuck in my head for like two weeks from his streams

>>715314838
>t. Toby Fox

>>715314923
It's unironically faster to drive in a straight line.

Thankfully they had the horn for the blue shell, nothing he could have done about it otherwise, nope.

>>715314807
>>knowledge of a popular gay furry means I'm a tranny
correct

>>715314878
He has to yap because Knockout Tour is boring as hell to watch when it's just one human vs retarded bots that will literally slow down if you fall behind. They're trying to mask the underwhelming gameplay. Any remotely interesting is in the actual tracks which last like 40 seconds after 3 minutes of mindnumbing straight lines.

>>715314923
because the devs made snaking slower than driving straight in this game

TRANS RIGHTS

this isnt a speedrun

Da Coco

Double Dash sisters... we're trans?

>>715314978
So does that make you faggot for knowing who Chris Chan is?

>either go with the 4chan hivemind or go with the pro tranny gdq crowd

wew lads

Why does Pseudoregalia continue to be snubbed by SGDQ?

>>715314713
This poster is Toby Fox.

Nintendo's never gonna top Mario Kart 8, aren't they?

>not online
This is so boring

>>715314929
OC? What do you think this is? ESA?

>this is a technical track
>Technical

>>715314923
It's faster to drive straight.
Top Speed matters more than mini turbos when you're driving in a straight line.

>>715314967
>t. Ranny

>>715314923
A line is the shortest distance between two points

>>715315026
It was run this year though.

>>715315006
Coco's Cocos

>>715315026
they played it 2 days ago

>>715314964
yeah i wish he'd stream again

this looks like adhd slop, slow as fuck but you figdet spin on every ramp

>>715315052
not in MKDS

>>715315026
retard

>>715315023
who?

>>715314957
He did that except for one line althougheverbeit

>it can buy a healthcare worker a meal
these fuckers are donating for the msf staff's uber eats lmao

>>715315025
It's how you can tell they're direction-brained retards. Other end of the horseshoe and all that.

>>715314972
>>715314990
>>715315043
Holy fuck that alone makes it the worst mario kart game then. Idk wtf they were thinking.

this host has the most tranny voice I have ever heard holy shit

>>715315085
You must be 18+ to post here.

>>715315026
???
We just saw it on Tuesday

>>715315032
I've never played any Toby Fox game but I like this design

I don't want more gdq

>>715315087
>He did that except
So in other words, he didn't?

I don't want to see that.

>>715314838
one day your heart will crumble from the corrosive bile of your hate and there will be no one there to save you

>>715315041
Wonder what happened to that anon who would draw cute cartoons of the notable runners, not that it's worth doing for this dogshit event

This is genuinely indistinguishable from random casual youtube footage. This has to be the worst game in the series from a speedrun perspective.

taking advantage of this lull in bare minimum acceptable content to watch the Totally Rad run from the other day. pretty good.

>>715315026
nigga...

>>715315074
The occasional tricks are about the only speed boosts or optimisations you can get on a game that's 80% straights with the occasional hazards.

>>715315103
nintendo hates when any part of the game takes actual skill

>>715315089
They can finance their uber eats with klarna, like the rest of us

Some of these tracks look comfy, the game has a nice art style.
They don't look fun to play mind you, but they look nice.

>>715315149
>This has to be the worst game in the series
It is.

i could pluck a random faggot from the /v/kend threads and they'd probably just as good if not better than this guy

>>715315134
the host is a tranny right? sounds like a gay guy

>>715315103
are you retarded? why do you feel the need to make such a statement when you clearly don't know a lot about this series

>>715315041
NONE? But my litmus test for quality of an event is in the OC generated… oh no.

>>715315103
Mario Kart already had loads of low skill fuckery and RNG but this game cranks it up to 11

>>715314630
W-who is quicksilver?

>>715314923
Snaking is as fast as going straight here

>>715315047
It's funny that you're in this thread, watching this shit and you think you're better than anyone. If you're not baiting and being retarded on purpose that is

>>715315162
Never forget tripping

I'm going to order pizza 10 minutes before the start of Deltarune and when it gets here I'm going to say the T word

>>715315103
To be fair, snaking hasn't been the meta since MKDS and Double Dash.
Firehopping in Base MK8 was close, but that's still a different technique.

>>715315212
i never forgot, just like what they did to PM

>>715315143
mako showed up for the end of ESA and make a drawing that got featured on the end screen
iirc he's just busy

Anonymous here. I'm donating another $10,000 and mortgaging my house for those speedrun goodies.
Let's gooooooo Hyyyyyype!

HOW ARE WE STILL GETTING TRANNY POKEDEX DONATIONS IN A TOTALLY UNRELATED GAME

Bros I am NOT making it through this shit

>>715315212
>he dislikes diddy

lol
lmao

>>715315032
This poster is a disgusting tranny freak.
>>715315134
>triggered
Actual Tranny.

Yeah, let's shout out the tech team.
You guys all suck fucking ass at your jobs, you are all fired.

Is Deltarune fun to watch? RPGs are usually boring unless they skip the entire game in 10 minutes

>make the online multiplayer completely unplayable if you have triple digit IQ
>funnel everyone dissatisfied into discord
Where were you when you realized Nintendo is making trannies?

>>715315241
>PM
That shitty meme mod?

>>715315181
The Rocky Wrench player is the biggest troll of all time. He's always ruined my potential wins.
I'm the king of Knockout Tour in those threads though haven't played in 3 weeks btw so it's up for dispute

>new [nintendo game] is the best one in the series, the old one sucked ass!
>*new [nintendo game] in series comes out*
>new [nintendo game] is the best one in the series, the old one sucked ass!
Why are tendies like this?

>I cant even see how much its mak-
>WE JUST HIT FIFTY THOUSAND

>>715315259
Pokemon fans have money unlike incels like you

>>715315231
hell yeah sister

>>715315190
>why do you feel the need to make such a statement when you clearly don't know a lot about this series
Dude I've played every game in the franchise besides this one. Its always been faster to drift.

>>715315113
why do they all fucking sound like that? i went to a fast food place yesterday and i could tell it was a tranny through the voice box.

wait how did they get 1 mil in 24 hours when it took 5 days to get the first mil?
is this normal with this event

>deltatroon sperg melty before it even starts
yea this thread is going to be absolute cancer
I can't wait

>>715315207
>watching this shit
Are you sure about that, tranny?

this really is a bad event
I'm watching because I like trying to chase that futile high of old gdq with /v/ but this is terrible to watch nowadays

>>715315126
Usually there are percentages for definitions of plagiarism with 30 percent being high. By word or line count this is like 80 percent

If trannies supposedly love cute things why is the GDQ mascot so ugly and not a cute girl character?

>>715315252
>no trans rights

Your money won’t save you bigot

>>715315294
No. The music is nice, that's it. But they'll be yelling over it.

>>715315353
yeah its pretty normal.
they have these insane incentives that people should want to see and they always hit them

>>715315294
Nah, the runner, couch, host and audience will definitely make it shit. It would be cool if you could change the first 3, but that isn't the case.

>>715315259
it's blastoise. SAY HIS NAME.

>>715315309
PM is good, and thats a hill ill die on

How much stalling are we going to get once this snorefest of a run ends.

>>715315353
People tend to be more generous on the weekends than the weekdays.

>>715315282
You know that the reason there are Deltarune threads on /v/ is because there are so many anons that can't stand the trannies on /vg/?

>>715315294
short answer: no
long answer: its a game in which the fun comes from character interactions, theorycrafting and seeing how the story unfolds while trying to find secrets. a speedrun of that basically skips anything thats actually entertaining about the game. expect constant screams of TRANS RIGHTS over the soundtrack too

IM A HEADBANGA

Why do redditors love le heckin cow so much?

>>715315063
hoping he comes back for tony hawk

>>715315353
why would I donate at 3 pm on a tuesday when I can be donating at the end of the event when the hype is at maximum?!

>>715315398
Wouldn't they make more money if they had insane incentives throughout the week

>>715315294
Being a Deltarune fan, I know for a fact it's going to be boring
>Enemy attacks can be completely avoided because they're bullet dodging minigames
>Maps are all hallways making a majority of the run walking to the right and mashing through dialogue
>At best, there may be some glitches to skip over some maps
I'm only here to see the Troontuber seethe when someone "misgenders" the main character because he's so invested in his headcanon

this commentary sucks

>>715315327
all edge, no point

>>715315414
200k worth of stalling

Alright whose ready for yet more undertale slop where the runner had to find the LOUDEST mechanical keyboard in existence and face roll it for an entire hour.
I can't wait for this cancer!

why does he play bowser? aren't the best characters for speedrunning the babies?

>>715315369
They actually don't like cute things, and they have cute aggression.

>>715315435
hey I'm a headbanga guy I've been wondering did you like the AEW speedrun?

it's been six months since we last got together anons. tell me your favorite run (on topic) and show me your favorites images you've saved since then

Mega Man X4 race and Resident Evil for me

>>715315436
cuz udders

>>715315429
>You know that the reason there are Deltarune threads on /v/
yeah, you know there's also tendie threads and AI slop generals on /v/ as well

donation goals be like

Good night, see you guys at AGDQ '26

>>715315468
I think they're gonna die to Knight even if you can 8-turn him.

>>715315489
I'm a lib and I love cute things.

>>715315294
No, we’re here to post pics

>>715315501
Super Metroid and Resident Evil 7

>>715315515
STOP THE COUNT

>>715315534
You're in denial about one of those things.

>>715315361
Fitting for them to end the marathon on the biggest tranny game of them all.

>>715315497
I wasn't awake for it so I'll just say C if it wasn't a Jay White run A if it was

>>715315353
Most of the incentives during the week was dogshit like "$70k to pet the cat! Come on just another $50k to see them pet the fox!"

holy shit was that actual tech, it's been so long

>>715315510
Fuck I was going to post in that damage mitigation thread but this image is from the past.

>>715315485
Depends on the track
Since KO Tour is mostly highways, Bowser is better since there's little opportunity to drift or trick or do anything interesting really.

Btw the game auto tricks when you hit a pole in midair so this nigger is straight up dishonest

>>715315518
No doubt, also I just realised the shcedule says Glitchless, so there won't even be anything fun. It's just going to be running to the right and holding C.

>>715315518
it's only chapters 1 and 2...

they're trying so hard to make this trash seem impressive

>>715315516
Fuck you guraspic
JANNIES CLEAN IT UP

>>715315501
Super Metroid for skill, REmake for comfy.

>>715314429
my reaction to this

>>715315516
Wait don't go. I need you

>>715315516
Night boo

>>715315243
Yeah I heard Mako's had a lot on IRL, still nice of them to drop in and knock out an awesome bit of Plum+Dizzy art. Sounds like Tim especially loved it.

>DUDE I MEMORIZED THE WORLD RECORD TIME TRIAL TRICKS XDDD

Bro fuck off, I do these and I suck ass at this. Just copy what the WR trial does

tired of these blacks

>>715315501
re7 or halo reach

to the MooOOOOoooon!!!

>>715315607
One of the famous "make viewers at home fall asleep for the finale" runs which only really works at ESA.
>>715315613
Donation goal is 3+4 and they'll hit it.

>>715315596
All the tech is in the actual race tracks, and the Knockout Tours end with a lap of an actual track.

>>715315429
Not my problem, containment board now

>>715315365
I’m here because I love the pain

>open stream
>intensely annoying clapping and chanting
>nobody gives a shit about the runs it's just screaming about donations
>close stream

post cows

>>715315613
They actually removed 2 and they're just doing 1 up to Clover now.

>>715315353
People are just that generous.

>>715315501
Halo Reach because it was a bunch of dudes being guys and being fed up with the faggoty host.

>>715315294
If you aren't familiar with Deltarune already, that run is more than likely going to feel 2 hours of referencing inside jokes and moments you won't understand because they're skipping all the dialogue and optional content that gives them context.

Did they really make a bunch of straight line tracks and charge $80+tip?

DOOD LE HECKIN MUSIC SLAPS BRUH!!!!!!
>talks and talks and talks over game audio
ZZZ, I regret tuning back in after that SM Race.
Also, they'll ruin rainbow road with their sperging btw

>>715315613
First time?

>>715314429
MAZEL TOV

I bought a Switch 2 and haven't touched it in three weeks. World is such a shit launch game

>>715315687
>The run
You mean driving in a straight line for over an hour?
Bro this isn't run, it's a fucking sunday drive.

dono reader sounds cute

>>715315516
Saba hardmogs THOUGH.

>>715315485
Game is a straight line and it's easy to dodge items so bad handling and acceleration is worth the high speed

i see all the snoys are still seething that nintendo is king not only on this board but in this world.
sorry but everyone loves mario kart world and there is nothing you can do about it

>>715315754
they upcharged for the opportunity to listen to tranny commentary

>>715315771
17 days for me. Donkey Kong looks pretty fun at least.

>>715314429
The thread is going to be pure chaos

>>715315794
he sounds like a faggot

the tranny is getting more and more bold with its interjecting

What was the last year when GDQ didn’t meet the incentive?

cow

>>715315794
He's bald under the wig

>Deltarune 3+4 glitchless all bosses
Nigga, it just came out. It's a story based game, let people play it first.

>>715315751
>Mashing through a cutscene
>Runner: "Shoutouts to Nubert by the way"
>Nubert is on screen for 2 seconds and never spoken to, so nobody gets it

>>715315547
>guy on the right
do NOT post her transition

>>715315854
What are you going to do about that?

>>715315825
so according to this chart Rosalina is fat

>>715315401
>>715315380
>>715315430
>>715315468
>>715315751
I'm a zoomer tranny btw.

>>715315501
some of us were just here last week and are going to be here next week as well but mine are Mega Man X4, RE7, Pacman, Rose and Camelia and Cytadela

>>715315771
I'm a little sad it didn't get me addicted like 8 did for me.

>>715315617
Super Metroid felt like the only game that was ran by real specialists. The fact that even with all of the bad RNG and slip ups from the one dude, it still managed to end with only a 2 second gap. Very exciting considering that most races end with someone completely fucking up and getting mopped

>>715315867
why does it seem like every tranny has a more muscular frame than i do

HOOOOOOYPE

>>715315751
retarded to run these kind of games. i guess that's just autists and their fixations though.

>everyone at home keep donating
yeah, keep donating, did you donate already? do it again.

>>715315909
basically a cow

I'm tapping out, bros. I can't watch this shit anymore. Rate this run a Z for me.

>>715315915
Chub plum... my new wife....

>>715315682
No

>>715315849
sounds like the threads are gonna be way better than the run

>>715315864
based

The amount they are screaming over Peas for donations is giving me flashbacks to the Hue that played DS2.

>>715315282
sir you are the one in a designated seethe thread seething

>>715315915
I really gotta check Pacman and R&C huh

>>715315825
wheres penguin

>>715315893
I'm gonna turn up the fucking volume

>>715315915
Yeah this is just the intermission week, back to proper speedruns on Monday with Spyro runs galore.

>she host
>tranny
This feels new. They are usually able to get actual girls to read donations and shit. What happened here?

>>715315953
Hands off, bud. That's MY wife.

I CAN TROON ANYTHING

So how long until troons spam PRIDE ROAD PRIDE ROAD when they play rainbow road?

>>715315936
>account suspended

shame i wanted to see the melty

>>715315936
Corrrect, we aren't because we don't need to screaming trans rights every 5 fucking seconds. The more you force normalization, the more people reject it. Get a fucking personality outside of being trans.

>>715315925
You're a stick insect?

>>715314762
>referencing something isn't plagiarism

>>715315994
>asm is playing the same shitty romhack gdq did
Huh?

>>715315794
kill yourself

>>715315936
> fuck your hobby im just trying to live my life but i guess that's just a disguising joke to you
Accidental fleeting moment of clarity

Of all runs why did they choose this shit?

I just tuned in, are they seriously doing knockout tours instead of time trials? This is a glorified straight line simulator letsplay

>Mario kart games are just 1 turn every 30 seconds and drift
>Don't have to memorize speeds for every corner

People actually play this?

>>715315936
Actually the biggest example of being "othered" is when the sewing woman came to that OoT run.

>>715316028
over half of the hosts/runners have been trannies. i genuinely don't get it.

>>715315936
did they switch to emote only and ban the problematic ones? i havent opened the chat once.

>>715315982
nah, i'm here watching the horror block i missed while i'm eagerly waiting to enjoy watching /v/ shit all over this shitty finale including your tranny game lol

Going in a straight line doesnt seem like racing to me.

Did Nintendo just trick everyone into buying a shit game and a shit new system?

>>715316095
Yes and the runner keeps forcing the crowd to cheer when he pulls off le ebin "tech" any retard can learn from some minor world record ghost copying.

Why does ESA raise so little money compared to gdq? Is it because ESA didn't sellout to giant companies?

based cow coomers

>>715316030
This nigga is j geil but reversed with 2 right hands

>>715316030
Not anymore...

>>715316092
Because it's popular FOTM casual play. Everyone wants to see their new favorite game "speedran".
Too bad it's a shit speed game and MK8 mogs it so hard it might as well be a hate crime to compare the two.

>>715316062
kinda yeah, but I'm not chinese at least

Just joined. Is this run good? Ironically I wasn't watching because I was playing the game

>Just noticed Limy

holy FUCK has he forced himself into runs this week

>>715316095
thtas how like over half the runs
just half ass non speedruns that can be done by staff members and never real runners
the times they get a speedrun its by someone in like 10th fuckin place

>>715315185
yeah hes like a 6'2 troon with fake tits

>>715316214
It's a let's play

This was the most impressive shortcut in the game btw

>>715316115
There's nobody more misogynistic than a non-passing tranny (as in, virtually all of them).

>>715316106
No unironically everyone hates this mode. People just want to race on tracks and not play highway simulator 3000.

That trick actually sucks online cause you miss an item box and everyone does it so you don't get placements.

Reminder that all of the "tech" in this game is this fucking track.

>>715316115
I missed most of gdq but have there really been lots of tranny hosts? I know there are lots of tran runners but I feel like I never see any tranny hosts

>>715316214
It's basically indistinguishable from any half-decent online racing gameplay, but normie cattle clap because he spams the trick button.

>>715316214
>is this run good?
no its just some dude driving in a straight line and saying its skillful
he isnt even rated on leaderboards for this category

>>715316069
It's called an homage

Cow no!

>>715316182
Wait shit geil has 2 right hands

>>715316214
it's an awful speed game. It can't be good. It's boring

Everyone knows about these shortcuts why are they acting like it's new

>>715316214
Knockout Tour is a straight line with almost no shortcuts or tricks.

>>715315305
Wrong they did it because the cattle were getting too isolated so they decided--or ordered to--"ruin" random matchmaking. If they didn't offer random matchmaking many of the cattle would be upset/not buy the game.
However by offering viable random matchmaking as bait and then yanking it away, but then offering a workaround as "you can still play how you want but you fags are getting too lonely so no more easy dopamine playing millions of randoms 24/7 you actually have to go make friends (online)". I realized this because it happened to me as a kid, I ended up making amazing friends I wouldn't have if the online matchmaking in 2008 wasn't dogshit and you weren't forced to join forums and chatangos and xats to get friend codes.

I cannot believe they would do something so foolish (again??) otherwise. It is intentional to get children and manchildren to make friends (online) again because everyone (normfags including most of you) has become somehow even more isolated due to smartphones' ubiquity.

It ended up being good for you and you didn't even realize it. And when you did, years later, you thought it was a happy accident.
And maybe it was. Or maybe you were guided by your hidden masters. But did the hidden masters do it out of benevolence? or placation?

>>715316176
Yuropoor marathon

this is the part of the shilling where the host just starts speaking the moment the runner takes a breath
nvm it just starts speaking when they're mid sentence

>>715316241
Bowser's Castle and Wario Stadium have some better ones. There's an insane one on DK Pass but you'll never see it outside of actual time trials.

>>715316312
>nah, i'd win

>>715314429
I bet her cock is huge

Early ratings for this run??

>>715314429
My man Spice8Rack is in the BUILDIN'?

>>715316312
I don't want a zoom in of something that disgusting

>>715316148
No, I'm having a BLAST with this new Mario racing game dude! Did you see how much it sold by the way? It's like the fastest selling console ever! You know I totally had to get one, just like all my friends did.

>>715316312
fuck, what a waste of a jawline

Bro what's wrong with this mentally ill host jesus christ he is so annoying

>>715316362
Deano doesn't play Mario Kart

>>715316237
>>715316261
>>715316263
>>715316286
>>715316291
Ahhh yeah fuck this. I have to assume the host is a hairy fat man too, right?

In other news I saw Oasis last night, that's why I was away

>>715316241
not even close, but the actual cool ones are hardly online viable
this "speedrunner" isn't even trying

>>715316347
kek

>>715316312
Mogs my chin

>>715316295
tl:dr

>>715316352
Nuh yeh

>>715316352
ZZZ. the retard isn't even playing against real players and he's cheating with rewind

Did Caleb or Trihex ever apologize for their words and deeds?

>>715316352
Z

Why do the host sounds like this half of the time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khFb1QssEqU

Based off this most recent SGDQ do you think you will watch AGDQ?

>>715315936
Whats stopping her from just playing games? You don't have to be social for this hobby whatsoever, and finding likeminded others is only as hard as you want it to be. Just don't assume everyone that isn't parroting your ideals is out to kill you. Social media and chats aren't reality, and people need to stop treating it as a reflection of it.

This run is so boring I'm refuting a 7 year old screen shot.

>>715316312
Good lord, I wish I had this jawline

>>715316401
Deano only plays the latest FIFA

This troon voice is grating

>>715316414
>the retard isn't even playing against real players
this mode sucks against CPUs. they should've just done a time trial showcase of all tracks.

this is making me want to play diablo 2 just to massacred thousands upon thousands of cows
what class should i pick

>>715316416
TriHex is trans now and Caleb beats that bussy up daily

>>715316416
No, Caleb is too busy crashing out over Ironmon runs. https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1lxq72u/streamer_crashes_out_after_losing_a_pokemon_run/

>>715315294
Yes if you brush up on your knowledge of the game world.
Here's a primer of how fun and easy it is to do.

Fuck you Spike

>>715316446
As long as these threads exist

again with the chanting

>>715316352
>submits a category that doesn't even take advantage of new mechanics
>doesn't even showcase actual tracks
>black
ZZZ

TRANS RIGHTS

>>715316506
bowzon

>>715316148
I mean switch 2 is basically the 3ds without a gimmick outside of bricking your machine if they feel like it.
This launch title is absolute dog. The only saving grace is its backwards compatible so I can just play MK8 anyways and ignore this slop on better hardware that might make it look less shit.

>>715316484
People in a cult tend to be stupid and not realize it's a cult

>>715316446
I'm a glutton for punishment

>>715316186
We'll speedrun to the death for it.
Nevermind, imagine actually doing speedruns. You'd die.

>>715316516
We're guesting in a non-Deltarune thread retard, behave yourself

>>715316546
>watch show where everyone will be saying trans rights constantly
>Complain when they say trans rights

>>715316506
skellymancer or you're a total bitch
you raise the cows to kill more cows

>>715316514
>his own chat laughing at him
lul

>>715316506
For efficiency, Sorc, for enjoyment, Necro.
Make sure you get the Cow King.

Trans rights... trans rights.... trans rights... trans rights...

>>715316420
>Fire alarm chirp
I legitimately thought this was a one off meme for the longest time but holy shit it actually is true.

>>715316446
Based on these threads I think it'll be an honor to suffer with you schizos.

>>715316506
barbarian
ill roll paladin with fanaticism and turn you into a lawnmower

>>715316446
The first day sure, just to see whether they double or triple down on the trans shit. I know they're not going to thoughtfully contemplate why viewership is so low, so they're certainly not going to reign it in. But it might just be absurd enough to cross the threshold from unbearable to entertaining.

>>715316484
Trannies will tell that "pissing people off is the point".
Illustrating perfectly why they, trans people and LGBTs that is, are one of the main reasons the political left is stuggling in most western countries now.

He just cheated wtf

What do you mean you're tired of hearing about trans rights?

>>715316514
dude legit had a heart attack last year

This announcer is the worst ive ever heard

okay princess dairy was actually funny

>dairy cow (female)
>burger king
uhh

Does this have auto-rewind or something? That blue shell dodge was sus.

>>715316594
>watch show where everyone will be saying trans rights constantly
why is that a necessity though

>>715316446
yea cause thread melties are what I live for
also laughing at trannies is fun too

oh no. shes still wearing her wedding ring?

is this the donation reading speedrun?

>>715316698
You can rewind in offline gameplay, he's cheating.

>>715316446
Of course

This host needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP with the fake laughing

>one of the lowest viewed GDQs ever
>one of the highest donation totals

is limey uyama's son or something

>>715316691
first time, Mallario?

>>715316638
Did you know that modem batteries start chirping? That requires bringing some nigger into your home.

Make your own event chuds

>>715316691
>get banned for talking about the run
>get banned for not talking about the run

>>715316698
Nah, it is super-easy to do

>>715316446
I fucking hate myself that my answer is yes

>>715316698
the switch 2 is like one month old, it probably hasnt been hacked yet

>GAY
>TRANS
>MONEY

I LOVE GDQ FUCK!!

>>715316446
Yeah because I like fucking around in the threads. These are the best /v/ threads.

Remember to hold the line for ASM, miggers

>>715314429
i only dislike shayy because they started this shitty fucking twitter meme. just stops all discussion because everyone doesn't consume only one series 8 hours a day. just stops all discussion in its track to be obnoxious. not their fault necessarily but they feed into it.

>>715316592
Could one of you Tenna posters post the laugh gif he does? It goes well with these terrible jokes they're making

>>715316719
i really feel bad for the guy
he's not even that bad looking and could totally have done better

Should I be watching this shit instead of UFC?

>>715314429
is anyone surprised

>>715316516
how does this make it an interesing speedrun, mrs. tranny?

>>715316728
>5s

why is the cow being gang stalked by a chopper

>>715316792
I'm not watching that poverty bathroom shit

>>715316801
Someone sent me this image before because I didn't know the game had a weird route.

>>715316792
How?

>>715316591
You're right I wouldn't speedrun.
The only games I'm interested in are RNG nightmares.

>>715316816
no

>THE COW GOES MOOOOO
These are grown adults btw

>>715316792
I will fren

>>715316801
You should hate him for more than that.

>>715316731
PRIME. WHY THROW AWAY YOUR FORESKIN SO RECKLESSLY

>>715316719
that ring's smeared with curry

>>715316591
make one with a thick blue bush

HE'S GONNA SOIPOG OVER A BUTTON PRESS WITH LE EPIN FEATHER CUT

>>715316295
This is an incredibly optimistic outlook, but you are kind or right. Playing with /v/ and seeing the same people every weekend is much more fun than playing with randoms. However, they could have kept the tournament codes to make it easier to play with a specific community if that were actually the goal.

>>715316875
Oh frick off and let people have fun for once

>>715316698
he's playing offline, so you can just rewind whenever

>>715316591
I'm about to act up

>THIS MIGHT BE MY PB
HE HAS LITERALLY NO FUCKING RUNS SUBMITTED TO THE LEADERBOARDS

DO IT FOR TRANS RIGHTS

GAY PRIDE LETS GOOOOOO

has someone speedrun chenso club

>>715316719
There is something that deeply disgusts me about her
She is like the prototypical modern toxic positivity "lgbt ally" woman.
I feel bad for the dude.

What if instead of knockout tour it was Knockup Tour instead?

>>715316745
>tfw we will never see a /srg/ marathon ever again.

>>715316731
AMD money

>>715316820
YASSS THAT'S IT EVERYONE IS JUST REALLY HAPPY WHEN THEY ARE SILENT AND NOT CATCHING BANS FOR SAYING SOMETHING A MOD DIDN'T LIKE!!!

I missed all the GDQ threads this week and barely watched the event, though based on this annoying ass tranny that was probably a good thing for my sanity...

But these threads are genuinely the best part of GDQ... Was it at least decent this year in terms of runs?

>Didn't even do the peach's stadium rail shortcut with the feather
Come on man

SHOUTOUTS

>>715316903
Heck yeah couldn't have said it better myself Anonymous, let go HOIPPE

>>715316824
It actually doesn't, I'm a retard with an unfunny joke.

>took 13 seconds to stop the time
LOL

>>715316875
The guy bagging my groceries once started making animal sounds when he noticed that I bought one of every animal. I felt bad.

>runner explicitly says "time is coming up"
>timer doesn't stop
Classic GDQ staff

>>715316918
So he isn't wrong then

Don't remind them they wasted a collective 2 million dollars for that

Does it get better than this?

>>715316932
would

>>715316807
yeah i dont get it either.

>>715316926
yes, and i do not believe she buys into any of it. i feel like shes a sociopath and this is just a vehicle for her.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752335443092407.webm

>>715316939
For me it peaked with the Super Metroid race, and I generally don't even care for those. This final day is a flop tho

>I'm at a loss for words
moo

LETS GO TWITCH CHAT

>>715316792
Fuck off werster

Time for stalling

>RAINBOW road
they would

>>715316805
This is the one I got

>>715316918
>>715316969
Kek

>>715316889
Close enough version
https://litter.catbox.moe/43mafgoafurahc5c.png

STINKY POOPY ANAL SEX!!!!
STINKY POOPY ANAL SEX!!!!
STINKY POOPY ANAL SEX!!!!
STINKY POOPY ANAL SEX!!!!

>>715316968
tranny has not listened to a single thing the runners have said for the last 45 minutes

>>715316731
Uhmmm people are just that much generous!

KEEP TALKING. SHOUT OUT THE ENTIRE CHAT DAMMIT

>>715316982
Is this good for the controller?

So, it's entirely possible to just behave like a normal adult no matter who you are. Why does this man keep talking about gay pride on a stream about a game made for children?

>>715317017
HOYPE

>>715316939
>Was it at least decent this year in terms of runs?
No

>>715316728
>>715316826
this loser has been shilling his twitter with his lukewarm takes all week

>no shout out to luna
bros....

>>715316858
its so fucking retarded. you just can't be a casual fan of shit anymore and still be excited about it. people forget deltarune has been out for like 7 years.
>>715316880
as far as i know theyre just a speedrunner and a popular undertale youtuber. i dont really give a shit about em

>>715317017
that's the best kind

>>715316982
what the fuck

Rainbow Road should be brown.

KEEP STALLING, RAINBOW ROAD IS ONLY $1,000 AWAY

>>715316939
Defer to the chart. The good run that got shit on was Mario Paint

>>715317047
The only child that has ever watched this shit was constantly shouting over it.

>>715314429
lord, put some effort. shave that mustache

>>715316731
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks okay?

YES. SHILLING AND STALLING COMPLETE.

>adult man forced his mom watch him drive straight in wahoo kart
well at least he's not slinging crack i guess

Is there any way to check UNIQUE viewer counts for this event?

>>715317087
Rainbow Road should have pro-homeless architecture.

>>715317068
giving him a ZZZ for that

>>715317013
THICKER
keep the underwear though.

>>715316514
relatable

>Interrupt his shoutouts to his family
Kinda based how autistic that is desu

>runner visibly upset at being cut off twice while giving his mom a shoutout
not even forcing a narrative, did you guys see that lmao

rainbow road blows ass it has like ONE good shortcut and the rest is a slog

RATE Mario Kart World

>>715316959
not my problem

>tries to thank mother
>fuck you, tranny needs to yell and egg on crowd instead

> "shut up black person, a tranny is speaking!"
mask is cracking

CMON CHAT KEEP DONATING WE MUST REAACH 3 MILLION ANONYMOUSE DO YOUR THING

>>715317154
F

Oh god, the poor guy who just tried to thank his mother for supporting him, only to be interrupted like three (four? five?) times by the obnoxious tranny host...

Be strong, my nigga o7

>>715317154
Z

>>715317005
Bless you and splash you.

>>715317154

ZZZ

>>715317154
ZZZ!!

>>715317029
the controller loves this

>>715317154
F

>>715317154
ZZZ

Notice how nobody did a rate that run post yet
>>715317154
Nevermind
D

>>715317154
D

>>715317163
These freaks are test tube babies, come on.

>>715317154
Z pretty bad

>>715317154
F

>>715317163
>egg
if only you knew how right you are

>>715317154
Z

>>715317168
is that really you

>>715317154
D

>>715317154
Z

Shockingly boring speedrun. I know the game just came out but there's fucking nothing there.

>>715317154
ZZZ

>>715317154
ZZZ

For niggers and trannies

>>715317154
Z

>>715317070
>as far as i know theyre just a speedrunner and a popular undertale youtuber
He is
>An aggressive pusher for non-binary Kris propaganda
>Insists on bringing attention to that one tranny lion NPC like it's the most important thing ever
>Generally an obnoxious fuck
Personal anecdote, everything involving him feels fake. I don't personally believe his own enjoyment of Undertale/Deltarune.

>>715317154
ZZZ

>>715317154
ZZZ garbage

>>715317154
ZZZ

>>715317154
Z

>>715317154
Z
Also deltarune is a Z I'll have to wake up to vote it that way

>>715317154
Z for not a run.

>>715317154
D for dull

>>715317154
ZZZ
dogshit category, dogshit runner, dogshit couch, dogshit host

>>715317154
D

>>715317154
didnt watch lol Z

>>715317168
i never gave you permission to post this.

>>715317154
Z

>>715317154
ZZZ

>>715317154
D

>>715317154
ZZZ. play online pussy

>>715317154
Z

Why are you still watching agdq if it makes you unhappy to watch trans players speedrun? Can't you do something else?

>>715317154
Z

>>715317224
Yep

>>715317154
F

>>715317154
Z

Do you think if I constantly beg chat for money they'll give me $100k

>>715317154
F

100k for a 5 minutes race kek

>>715317140
>>715317145
The most genuine thing that's happened this entire fucking event.

>>715317154
Z

>>715317154
F

>>715317017
Is a Last of Us thread speeddrun happening??

grim when some dude tries to sound like a girl and can barely sound like a 40 year old post-menopausal woman

>>715317154
D

>>715317301
Because the angrier I am the funnier my shitposts are, I suffer for you all

>>715317301
I like being unhappy.

>minus the shortcuts
IT'S JUST ONE SHORTCUT AND NOT EVEN HARD
NICE LET'S PLAY LET ALL THE TRANNIES CLAP AT LE HECKIN RAINBOWS

We passed two million! Trans rights.
Let's get those fake donations to $2.3 mil. Trans rights.

>>715317301
I could maybe emulate some old games. But no, nothing in the past 15 years of culture has been good.

>>715316759
lmfao

>>715317154
ZZZ

>>715317154
Z

Damn.. world rainbow road is soulless

wow look at this fzero but for trannies

this rainbow road looks suuuper lame

>>715317154
ZZZ

YALL YAL YALL YALL
TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS
SHUT UP BLACK, TRANS PEOPLE ARE SPEAKING

>>715317301
No, I want to hang out with my 4chan friends twice a year because it's the best social interaction I ever get as an adult. I don't care about (you) I'll make fun of trannies if I feel like it

Is he actually impressed that a track is new in a new game and not rehashed

>>715317154
I'm doin' him an F

>>715317154
ZZZ

>>715317154
I only watched the last 5 minutes, so I'll be generous.

Z

>>715315516
>Good night, see you guys at AGDQ '26
You mean "See you at ASM on Monday" right?

>>715317171
F was bored and tabbed out.

The rainbow road is all spectacle, I don't like the track. It's horrible when you get it online cause it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
>>715317301
I make it up by having fun posting here and playing games while it's going on in the background. Makes for a fun week alongside ESA.

>>715317154
ZZZ

>>715317154
ZZZ

>>715317093
>>715316989
I'll check those out later, but it isn't the same without you fags. I hate having a job. but I see their scheduling is just as shit as always. Fucking Majora was in the middle of the fucking day on a tuesday, who does that shit???

I'm heraing viewship was pretty low this year... Did they go harder on the pride/tranny shit than normal?? Because this one run was unbearable.

it's rainbow road
it's where you go
when you die
it's rainbow roooooad

This rainbow road looks like shit, I don't like the tiles

Darn, I wish I had a Nintendo Switch 2!

>ARENT YALL IMPRESSED HOW THIS LOOKS LIKE YALL THINK THIS IS PRETTY
speed runs?

>>715317154
ZZZ for no luna

>>715317460
Yes they did. Skim through Wolfenstein if you want to get the gist of it.

Couldn't they have atleast done this race in vs. mode so there was still some kind of tension?
Watching a standard rainbow road time trial by someone who isn't a tech autist isn't particularly interesting.

i hate trannies so much it's unreal.

>>715317413
This. Except this gdq was particularly insufferable. At least we still have esa.

he's just playing the game? where' the speedrun

why is rainbow road not a fucking rainbow
what's with all this metal shit

>>715317419
Remember when you stopped posting for 48 hours after I called you out? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

>>715317301
>angry
I watch this trainwreck and feel nothing but happiness, that my life hasn't gone this wrong, at least

>rainbow road
>but it's full of long straight sections
>and tons of guardrails
>and super wide road
>and half the track isn't rainbow colored

What's the fucking point?

>>715317419
You've got the tolerance of a saint, Guy

>tfw playing world online right now in the /v/ lobby while watching this on the side

heh

>>715317464
I thought this in particular too. Why the fuck are there tiles?

>>715317154
F mostly because I don't care for World

>>715317516
I've seen Guy all week.

>>715317514
its trans.

>>715317512
This comment could apply to 40% of the "runs" this year.

>>715317473
was this literally a donation goal?

>>715317512
heheheh hahaha HAHAHAHAHA

>>715317534
And you're still being a bunch of discord faggots.

>>715317512
He pussied out on the one shortcut this track has
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKm_M0my5T4
literally baby tier lmao

>>715317154
D

>>715317154
K

>>715317154
D

He forgot to use his mushrooms.

>>715317534
I mean F is a pretty shit rating.

>>715317154
F not a fucking speedrun

this guy stutters more than he speaks words

>4:20:00
heh

SMOKE WEED

LOL THE WEED NUMBER

>>715317516
>anon makes up imaginary wars with silent ritualposters

Me speedrunning and not using the mushrooms

>>715317587
You're so fucking mad, lol

LEAKED

>>715317460
They went harder on trans rights and even started a "fight fascism" and "resist" meme though I don't know if that lasted.

>>715317615
Professional mario kart player btw

>>715317615
Mushrooms? Why would he use those, it's not a speedrun

So that was the track that all the Zoomers were losing their shit over and saying "RAINBOW ROAD WAS THE MOST EMOTIONAL BEST COURSE IN THE ENTIRE SERIES!!!!!!"

>>715317512
most of the runs this year are just quick lets plays where the runner avoids showing skips or tech to avoid looking bad

his mom drove him here?

>Black
>Brought his mum
What a fucking sperg

>>715317549
Now I'm mad. Why did you have to post that image

>>715317301
Complaining and venting is healthy.
Especially with likeminded people.

>>715317679
True. It's like Dark Souls, if you used mushrooms YOU DID NOT BEAT THE GAME.

>>715317650
>>715317631
that's the optimal way to play RR, chud

>His mom supporting him
Based

thankfully our jewish benefactors made enough anonymous donations for us to meet that goal for deltarune!!

and can we get a shoutouts for TRANS RIGHTS??

>>715317702
As if he could bring his father.

>>715316964
>The guy bagging my groceries once started making animal sounds when he noticed that I bought one of every animal. I felt bad.
holy kek, based grocery bagger

>>715317702
Well it's not like he could bring his dad

>>715317651
You know what I'm talking about, lol.

>4 min on rails
>that'll be $100,000 plus tip

>>715317460
>Did they go harder on the pride/tranny shit than normal??
Oh yeah

>>715317301
these threads are top tier schadenfraude

How was this shit a speedrun? I played the game 2 hours and could get a better time than this kek

One more game bros... we're almost there

>>715317737
>>715317742
lol

>I wanna give a shoutout to my Mom she's really be-
>WE ARE ONLY 5 THOUUUUSAAAAANNNNNDDDD AWAY FROM HITTING OUR INCENTIVE WOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOP

>>715317154
F NOT A SPEEDRUN NOT FUNNY NOT CLEVER TOTALLY ASS ACTUALLY

feel the fragrance

>>715317702
will there ever be a chibi and caveman moment again?

>>715317758
speedrunning third

>>715317684
Yes. I remember being incredibly disappointed playing it for the first time. None of the magic or challenge of previous rainbow roads was there. Just a long stretch of nothing

Yikes

>GIGANTIC
What did he mean by this?

>>715317740
Yeah, totally based retard mooing in the middle of the store and having to get the manager to ask him if he's okay unc.

>that was so good. That's always so good.
that sounded like shit and was retarded

look at that forehead

I thought Sent was about to announce his resignation despite getting promoted last GDQ lol.

Does that guy have a sixhead or

>adef
>game and shout
Biggest cunts on the channel

The fuck does a "talent lead" do in this context?

These are the fakest titles I have ever seen

>>715317763
>>715317763
>>715317763

>>715317665
Jesus Fucking Christ.

is shout grabbing his crotch?

megamind lookin ahh

>>715317850
Just another name for department manager I guess.

>>715317858
>page 6
STOP

>>715317801
Why would you even go to an event like this if you're a literal basedboy. It's been long enough that these people must know how they look.

hes got his prize gloves on but hes no longer prizemaster

>>715317840
adef isn't that bad. He gets influenced by the other theater kids to do annoying shit but he by himself is alright. He put in work in that elden ring bingo thing last year.

marvelous specimens

>>715317858
See? Was that THAT hard? To make a thread and not have a stupid porn image as the OP?

>>715317858
die

why does this dogshit still exist? there's only a handful of non-shit runs every time

>>715317154
SSS cause it sounds like a trainwreck from what I’m hearing.

>>715317941
>blue archive
>not stupid porn

>>715317925
Helps that he's the only one who actually plays games out of the staff members too.

>>715317975
because it makes the staff a lot of money

>>715317301
>spend two weeks a year ripping on trannies and making fun of them and how cringe this culture is
>Or do the same shit I'd do the rest of the year
Nah I'm good mate, you know the answer to that. Stop fetishizing trannies.

>>715317460
I watched 5 hours or less this year and I heard over 200 trans rights. And I didn't even watch a tranny running any games.

>>715317989
Not a train wreck, just really really boring

>>715317854
On my business card, I am Head of Prizes. In my mind, I am a tranny. But in my heart, I am a speedrunner.

>>715317925
magnets

yeah what a great concert that was

>we're going to stall for deltarune now

Thankfully I ain't watching that shit. See you niggers at dogwater

>>715317801
that this is probably the one that psted in the thread yesterday.

>>715318076
so great the stream fell to 35k viewers lmao

>>715317854
What programming??? Does he mean event coordinator or are there people coding in linux

>>715318080
But ASM is Monday...

>>715316446
Yes but only because of the threads. I would not bother with this shit event outside of maybe a few select runs otherwise