DRIVING IN MY CAR
RIGHT AFTER A BEER

why did he do it

Why didn't he simply fuck Dess instead of running her down?

>>715349406 (OP)
I have deltatroon fatigue

>>715349827
I have /pol/nigger fatigue.

>>715350015
Did you just say the fucking n-word??

>>715350160
no, one of those characters is Cyrillic. Doesn't count.

I wish I was good at something

How did the biggest meme to come out of chapters 3 and 4 end up being something that didn't involve any knowledge gained from chapters 3 and 4?

>>715349827
Same. It doesn't help that Undertroons are probably the bottom of the barrel posters, I think people who liked Homestuck back in the day were unironically better than them.

>>715350015
Are you allowed to say that word, deltatroon?

>>715350437
>How did the biggest meme to come out of chapters 3 and 4 end up being something that didn't involve any knowledge gained from chapters 3 and 4?
We've had additional hints that dess is the knight

>>715350583
But idea that Asgore ran over Dess doesn't require her being the knight.

>>715350429
I really hope Toby actually has the main fucking antagonist exist because Noelle played vidya irresponsibly and creepypasta'd the town. Would be funny.

>>715349812
What do you think he did after the car crash?

>>715350548
Yeah, because I'm Deltanigger actually...

>>715349827
How the mighty have fallen.

>>715350884
The fact he has this out there and hasn't been cancelled because of it is a genuine miracle beyond my understanding. Dark fucking magics are at work with that dog.

>>715350517
>It doesn't help that Undertroons are probably the bottom of the barrel posters
No, those are /pol/jeets and always have been.

>>715350685
We already fought the Knight and the Titan and we’re only halfway through the story, the fights from here on out could be anything or anyone, doubt it’ll be what we expect.
I think 1000% we’re going to fight Susie with the Battle Against a True Hero motif. We can’t unequip her armors either.

>>715349406 (OP)
Never played blundertale but this "goes hard". Rock on, little dudes.

>>715351118
BASED VEHICULAR DOESLAUGHTER APPRECIATOR

>>715351087
I have never ever licked my tv screen and I'm 30
Are 80s kids just built different?

>>715351118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5NqO2v_xnY

>>715349406 (OP)
Do you think Asgore will get drunk after he finds Sans with his wife?

>>715349827
I have shartynigger fatigue.

>>715351264
>Asgore gets drunk and runs over Noelle in Chapter 5
>Weird Route aborted
>"You have no choices in this world."

>>715351118

>>715351212
I used to put magnets on mine

>>715351013
probably because he was sucking up to trannies and niggers at the same time while posting that stuff anyway

>>715349827
Learn to filter

>>715350015
Yet you're somehow worse than them in every aspect. Go back to upvoting child porn on BlueSky, I hear they had to invest in a 3rd party company to manage all the looney troon flags and furfags posting child porn across the entire fucking site; somehow a worse case than even pRebbit and this place combined times ten.

>>715351013
it has become socially acceptable even in leftie circles to say retard and faggot again in 2025 so even if it was a landmine waiting to blow up at some point in time, it's no longer a problem

>>715349717
The 6 cold ones called out to him

Is coffee good for you?

>>715351212
Licking screens is autism behavior
for me, it was running my hands over the screen, just barely not touching it to feel that fuzz

Is the weird route stuff in 3-4 worth replaying if I already did snowgrave years ago (would need to start over from 1 again) i just finished pacifist

>>715351264
Whatever he does, I just want him to not give up and admit defeat like a fucking cuck. Asgore needs a win, he needs to show he's more than just a stereotypical weak ex-husband. Just once, I want to see Asgore be strong.

>>715351736
Its pretty much confirmed he goes into cuck rage next chapter

Assgore should just move on, get with Alphys or something and be far happier than he ever was with Toriel.

>>715351827
Alphys is undynesexual

go back to tumblr you homosuck faggots

>>715351670
>for me, it was running my hands over the screen, just barely not touching it to feel that fuzz
this and taking a deep whiff of that ozone smell

>pic related happens in ch5
How would you react?

>>715351934
Lets hope we can avoid the second worst ship in deltarune.
Death to yurifags

>>715351736
You are expecting too much from Asgore.

>>715351827
>Asgore get together with Alphys
>Alphys turns out to be a legal guardian of Susie
>Thus Susie becomes a sister of Kris and Krusie is friendzoned
no, all we need to do is kill Sans

>>715349827
I look like this and say this.

>>715351827
BASED

>>715351736
Get Stronger, Asgore.

>>715351212
Yes, used to eat fucking dirt and chew on batteries. Probably has to do with all the delicious lead they put in our food.

>>715352168
Just because she push for Krusie and ship them, I will help her in her quest to score with Undyne

How did one simple meme manage to make the perception of Asgore go from divorced pathetic beta cuck to ATHF Carl?

>>715352274
Should a teacher really be making faces like that over two children fucking in a closet?

>>715349827
Irony... is a poison son. Don't be afraid to be sincere sometime soon, instead of shielding yourself in a 100 layers of dramatic irony. Its okay to be happy and earnest about something you care about. Maybe one day you'll even learn basic MS paint skills! GYAK GYAK GYAK

>>715349406 (OP)
IT'S ANOTHER FUCKEN TOLL BOTH
>I NEED EXACT CHANGE ONLY
HERE'S FIVE BUCKS
>I SAID EXACT CHANGE ONLY
FIF-TY BUCKS

https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQvMDvgd

>>715351681
Don't know about you, but it was worth it for me, I prefer experiencing it for myself than watching a video of it and the changes are interesting. There are also some optional changes you might want to see for yourself if you pick certain options later on. Assuming you haven't been already super spoiled

>>715349827
"science is real"
what's wrong with that sentence?

>>715352372
>I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOUR ASS
A TRIDENT TO THE FACE

>>715352363
I'm sincere in my hatred for you deltatroons, unlike you who has to larp as a fiction character to try to make your point

Does anyone have the chinkfrisk stuff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Bol3g7yoI

>>715350884
pure aura

>>715351980
Kneel. I hope we get to go full Sukuna.

>>715352574
You mean this or "YOU WANT PRAY GAME MONSTERS?"

>>715352274
>wow, those teenagers were smooching in secret? THANKS TO ME?
>damn that's hot...
What the hell is wrong with her?

>>715352363
Gerson is peak, one of the best characters in UT/DR

>>715352649
>>715352574

>>715349827
Genuinely, what kind of person draws that shit?

>>715349827
maga and poltism are not going to be fashionable for much longer, dear.

>>715351821
Some people reckon that's going to have something to do with the love triangle. Noelle could end up losing her shit over Kris and Susie getting along too well. Though I don't see an Ice Mage charring a garden in an inferno.

>>715351980
Well by saying Brat by the looks of things.

>>715352751
which is a shame
i wish we could have rightoid cultural policies with leftoid economic policies
having said all that, DELTARUNE THREAD FAGGOTS

Is ramb dieded?

>>715349827
/thread

>>715352738
Every shartyfag is
>Underage
>Brown
>Secretly a furry despite larping as a YIFF IN HELL fag
>Spams CP and then cries about loli
>Tech illiterate
The reason they only draw wojacks is because basic MS paint skills are impossible for them so they just repost and copy the same garbage edits over, and over, and over, and over. To quote the character gerson is based off, Evil cannot create, only corrupt.

If chapter 5 doesn't have reverse mom NTR I'll be disappointed in Toby

>>715353117
Dont you wanna be a furfag like ralsei or enby like kris?

>yfw The Roaring Knight appeared.

>>715353057
He was free walking EXP

>>715353296
This is literally me

>>715352862
If only there was a character their age who could use fire.

>>715353256
M-MASAKA!!!

>>715352673
>>715352274
>>715352357
She's proud her adopted daughter found a boyfriend. Toriel react in similar way even if she's drunk

>>715353356
Ralsei has 0 self worth nigga, what's he gonna get jealous about

Just finished both chapters.
Really enjoyed chapter 4. Jackinstine was the highlight.
A part of me really dislikes how vague everything is, more just because hearing deltarunes fans theories gives me actual braindamage. There are already people fucking main theories about MIKE again despite the fact the Mike room is literally shitposting about them.

what the fuck is "the Deep Dark"

was there crucial lore in the News Letters that im missing out on because I dont read them? if so im going too KICK Toberts ass

>>715352862
Noelle is mentally ill and probably woudnt be jealous of Kris. Same with Kris over Noelle who is mostly busy with his mission and guilt. It could only be Asgore by this point, especially since introducing Sans in such a way in chapter 4 wouldn't make any sense other than just shtpost Soriel out of nowhere

Noelle's human cowboy impression is so offensive that Kris' stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to ask Noelle to stop being so fucking racist.

So its a time loop? My guess is that there is one ENDING, but you can still mess things up and loop back around until you get it right.

>>715353471
>There are already people fucking main theories about MIKE again despite the fact the Mike room is literally shitposting about them.
I disagree that its a shitpost, just toby reflecting that the wait has created some out there theories. If he really hated them then I don't think he would have made them all... soft-canon and part of the game. Mike is still important in some way we're just looking at in the wrong way

>715352507
Retards will take everything as fact so long as the authority is science, as if scientists have never been wrong, or can't have ulterior motives

After all, scientists are supposed to be infallible, logical and intellectual, and you are not, so of course the one who sides with scientist's agenda is the automatic high IQ debate winner, regardless of whether they know anything about the subject or not

>>715352274
She's a terrible teacher

Repostan my art from last thread

>>715353471
I'm sorry anon but mikeposting is still supported by the game itself, the shitpost room still ends with it being a mystery, and there being a mike that was seemingly always there, everywhere.
But I do agree that I wish the game was a bit more forward with some information. A consequence of the chapter format, I suppose

>>715353627
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>715353443
He's very slowly developing something with Susie's help. My bet is that he'll start getting jealous of Noelle having better magic and being able to hang out with his only friends in both worlds all while ignoring him, but he'll push it down since he still doesn't have the guts to assert himself or do anything and probably still thinks he shouldn't be feeling sad ("selfish"), until he can't bottle it down anymore and he does something drastic like burning the garden.

What’s his endgame?

>>715354154
deep deltarune lore I see people talk about on these threads sometimes

>>715354214
To play with his toys

>>715354220
the only "newsletter lore" was a valentines day card from the forgotten man which revealed jack shit. everything else is in the game. even the sweepstakes lore isn't exactly canon.

>>715354290
I pictured Friend being more feralistic and frenzied. idk him being JUST a flowey with the same face copying abilities just feels flacid

>>715354290
deranged fucking cat

>>715354214
Doing what his mama taught him, mainly being "throwing away" children, punishing those in love, and breaking the world apart at the seams.
If only Noelle played her video games less irresponsibly.

>>715353657
>Noelle is mentally ill and probably woudnt be jealous of Kris
she already has been. I do think the theme of jealousy will encompass multiple characters, like catti, kris, noelle, asgore, etc

Why didn't I enjoy chapter 4?
I feel like nothing really fucking happened.

>>715349827
go to another umamusume thread instead

>>715354290
This dialogue is embarrassing to read. It would be amazing if that was it's gimmick, torturing you by making you read something that just isn't quite right and sounds like a first draft or something from a fan game.

>>715354532
It’s kinda mid

>>715354532
how can you say that when onion got fucking ganked by the mob

Between Susie, Dess and the potentially upcoming Scramble vice, I think 2025 will be the YEAR OF THE TOMBOY.

>>715354507
I love this interpretation, it's so twisted. I love when simple innocuous things like playing games in a weird way as a kid could cause something so sinister to come in and ruin so many lives, it's almost like fate itself just wanted an excuse to fuck some shit up and took the opportunity to do it in a way that would cause maximum guilt and trauma
Me and my nigga kris are gonna kill this fucking cat

>>715353743
Sauce?

I hate all this FRIEND slander, he's just helping you achieve freedom, he's your ally.

So I have a question about 4chan moderation. Can a single mod really just go around and archive/delete threads they don’t like? Couldn’t other mods stop him? What’s stopping a moderator from just deleting any threads they dont like constantly? I ask because of all the deltarune threads that get deleted this gets me curious

>>715354884
He IS a friend... just not OUR friend.

>>715351736
Just once? Sure! Asgore will get mad and challenge Sans to a fight.
And then Sans will wipe the floor with Asgore, and Toriel will be more attracted to Sans than ever. But hey, at least Asgore was strong enough to try and fight for once, right?

>DR Final boss is a Titan fused with friend and it looks like RED from NES Godzilla Creepypasta

>>715349406 (OP)
Whats this meme based on anyway?

>>715354532
Nothing was really resolved because it's just chapter 4, but it has a ton of setup for future chapters. Susie and us are starting to realize we're getting the runaround from everyone else and are going to start putting our feet down to sort shit out.

>>715353296
haha look at him go!

>>715349827
The universe has shartjak tranny fatigue.

>>715354162
Yeah, he's building up also from having feelings when darkners shouldn't have any according to himself
Susie ends up having a much better heal by the end of Chapter 4 and could be done a start as well

>>715354214
to become an autistic headcanon like Woody and Mike

>Sans got closer to Toriel to protect her from being kidnapped again.
>Ralsei can "be in any Dark world" because he's manifested through Kris. Kris just wants to go on an adventure with his "brother". How? Maybe an object or just [DETERMINATION]. Also why he opens fountains.

>>715352649
We love gook Frisk here.

>>715353443
the fact that he's not the real prophesied Prince but a phony that wishes he was important

>>715354525
Catti was never jealous or shown jealousy. Its always been some autistic headcanon invented by Susellefags

>>715355032
The animation is based on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTApsEoWVlI

The idea behind the meme, is literally just that Asgore lost his job and was shamed by the town and it seemed like it has something to do with the disappearance of Dess. And because deers being hit by trucks are a thing, Asgore must have hit her with his, obviously.

>>715354884
Friend has shown up in two ways
1. Scary shadow monster
2. Attacks that hurt us
They have not been nearly as supportive as Gaster

>>715351485
>AHHH NOT THE HECKIN FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
get the fuck off 4chan you puritan faggot

>>715353256
Mfw when the toxotransmosis kicks in.

>>715355369
Just testing you to see how you're doing, and it drops candy if you're doing well.
Also don't forget the free* smiles.

>>715355320
As cool as it would be, the guy STILL has zero guts, he couldn't have done something like inserting himself into the prophecy at the beginning of the story when he could barely go against Susie, never mind the rules of the world.

>>715355032
Open Season, a rarely remembered children's animated film from the 2000s. The same film brought us the "among us twerk" gif draw over.

90% sure the person who drew that died. I remember renting an Open Season game for the XBox from Blockbuster. Strange to see if making a comeback like this.

>>715355369

FRIEND is 98% schizo theory and Woody from Toy Story. Can people who post him kindly fuck off? Shipping and Pronouns debate has more value.

>>715352723
do you have the one where he paints on sans' face

>>715354290

>>715354378
>>715354571
I feel like he's more of a figure in terms of a Cheshire Cat from what we've seen him pull anyway with the odd controller, not outright cruel but wanting to push people as much as possible to see what happens, if they'll break or make it, to make them see beyond what's around them and enjoying them go insane on what they think is "freedom"
I don't think he'll be outright malicious and cruel in nature, more passive, in a way? He COULD have lured the kids to see what they shouldn't have and traumatized them
Any reason for it? Who knows, Toby doesn't seem like the type that would just write a villain just for the sake of being one, it has to have led from somewhere

>>715350015
Same. Constant idpol spam, twitter/reddit screenshot stuff, wojakspam, and generally derailing every fucking thread. And of course the constant corpo cocksucking especially with SKG, spamming how it is communist etc.
They don't even play vidya, just pushes their idpol shit on everyone else while screaming that they are being oppressed.
And funnily enough now some are defending the whole Epstein files stuff not getting released. They are just contrarian niggers.

>>715355343
probably not, just a possibility, though

>>715349406 (OP)
I just found out the producer Toby hired is called Robert and is a huge American weeaboo living in Japan.
Yet people still refuse to believe Toby is much more predictable than anyone would guess.

Isn't kind of weird that monster parents always look like each other?

>>715355369
What was up with ERAM anyways? Why does he indirectly quote the memoryhead?

>>715355343
Suselletrannies try to twist it because she's just looking after her friend and even asks Kris to do so as well
All because she knows that Noelle's fixation on Susie is borderline unhealthy when she's already riding the jock cock herself

>>715355729
no racemixing in hometown

>>715355530
this movie was trashy as fuck but I remember it and its sequels would get a slot at least twice a month in channels like disney XD, CN or TNT

>>715355729
It's either:

1. They hooked up because they are similar monster type in the first place.

2. DO NOT THINK ABOUT IT

>>715355574

You could rape Ralsei and leave him on the cold floor twitching after making a wreck out of his prostate while calling him a faggot for taking that dick, and he'd still thug that shit up and still call you his friend. He is THAT much of a sissy floormat, he can be abused and he'd still tremble back on his feet.

>>715351980
By lording it over the brat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3FqP1VrgMk - Youtube is recommending me Deltarune YTP's and i cannot get enough.

>>715354532
Because 3 is actually a better Deltarune chapter and 5, the pay-off of all the previous chapters, is missing when it was supposed to be bundled with 3 and 4, and for a good reason.

>>715355915
Good thing Gaster surrounded him with girls (less likely to forcefully penetrate)

>>715355530
>>715355843
I remember binging the entire series
>1 > 2 > 1.5 > 3
good fucking films

Someone post the Ramb greentext to clear the thread from trannies.

>>715352507
Because it places absolute faith in "le science," as if anything said is an immutable truth and such people working on it are infallible and impartial. The truth is that much of modern science has been compromised by the idea of wrongthink and fear of funding being cut for saying the wrong thing. There's also no such thing as an immutable truth, anything can change based off of new observations and data, but they seem to think there is because the current "truth" aligns with their idpol nonsense.

KRIS
KRIS YOU MUMBLING MOSS EATING PIECE OF SHIT
WE ARE GOING TO BEFRIEND THAT BERD
AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT

https://lakendacoda.itch.io/underwheels
Asgore vehicular monsterslaughter simulator

>>715356071
I don't fucking remember anything about them dude, just thinking it was unfair as a kid that the bear caught shit from that deer for something he didn't even do.

>>715356067
Fingerblasting time then.

>>715351485
Loli series, loli thread.

>>715355343
I'm actually finding Catti one of the more interesting characters. She probably wins the competition for the biggest gap between potential involvement in the plot vs apparent involvement in the plot. It's so easy to write her off as a minor supporting character and yet she keeps saying ominous things that make you wonder if she's more involved than she lets on.

When you realise she has a history doing rituals with Kris, and creating dark fountain could definitely be seen as a type of ritual that actually works.


When you realise Catti is a candidate for the "large person could easily fit inside" hint.

>>715356161
>Try to talk to Berdly after saying you'll go with Berdly
>Kris sprints into the lake and you instantly get a game over

>>715356449
>She probably wins the competition for the biggest
Yeah.

>>715356449
Bro she doesn't even have a voice box

>>715356449
Why.
Is she.
Speaking like William Shatner

>>715355523
the actual Prince guy fell down the stairs and "died" so Ralsei is taking his place out of the good of his heart and because he wishes he was important

>>715356449
>* It's a closet.
>* A... "plus-sized" person could easily fit inside

>>715356449
Anon, the large person is the Knight. Plus Jockington is way more cryptic, yet somehow right on the money.(Foreshadows the Titan fight with Kris as the dunk and his role in the prophecy with his line about whatever shape the world takes.)

>>715356449
Given how close her family is with the Dreemurrs because of church enough that her older sister was considered an acceptable prom date for Asriel until she fucked it up, and how close friends she is with Noelle, I wonder if she spent more time with Azzy and even Dess than we realize.

>>715349406 (OP)
Asgore ran over THAT?

>>715356684
why else do you think she needs Papyrus to be her arms and legs and body

>>715356449
>>715356494
>>715356669
>mfw I just realized she fucking hates Susie and wants to keep Noelle away from her at all costs, just like Carol

>>715356449
She only exist as a Hometown equivalent of Gerson/Spamton ominous prophecies of the future. There would be no reason to create this character if she was just for shitpost. They already had Catty to play a role of fat gossiper and Monster Kid to act as anti-Susie asshole

>>715350517
>I think people who liked Homestuck back in the day were unironically better than them.
Because Homestuck, for all its lows, achieved heights that nothing else has since.

Also, if you got all the way back to the fandom as it was in the early 10s, they're not actually anything like the Undertale fandom was only a few years later. In fact, I'd say that it was the Undertale fandom going towards Homestuck that put the gayness in. All the popular ships were hetero, or lipstick lesbians.

>>715356752
No shit Sherlock, we have been saying that Catti and Carol is aware that Noelle is projecting Dess onto Susie for over a month. But retards have been calling them jealous or homophobic to defend Suselle

>>715355645
they should just ban every person on /pol/ from posting outside of /pol/ at this point

A monster that jacks a human SOUL gets a big power boost right?
Who took Kris'?

>>715356449
She's not that relevant according to the LIST.

>>715356161
>Alright SOUL. I've been fighting you as much as possible, but you do seem to want the same thing I want. You helped me hook up with Susie, and even if the path to get there was unpleasant, I can't deny that I'm...happy. So I guess what I'm trying to say is...thank-
>HEY KRIS WE'RE GONNA DITCH THAT PURPLE DINO BITCH AND HOOK YOU UP WITH BEST BOY BERDLY
>...

imagine the bed creaking sounds when Catti gets mating pressed

>>715356896
>literally can tell Kris is traveling through Darkner world
>warns Kris about Susie not realizing its Kris who will push Noelle into Snowgrave route

>alcoholism is hereditary
ASRIEL NO!! DROP THE COLLEGE BOOZE!!

>>715357081
>he thinks he's the one who will be on top

>>715357143
what are those things anyway
jackensteins pets?

>>715355645
You only consider that bad when it's /pol/ because it's not "the norm." For example, no one was against "idpol" when BLM were burning cities, they were against BLM burning cities (but not BLM itself).

It's the same as how you can have a book published about the gay history of Disney, which is in the top 300 books of all time about the American film industry, and the author is not "obsessed", nor are the countless readers. The person against this is the one "obsessed."

>>715356970
What is this list anyway and who declared it is sorted by importance?
also
>Gerson is totally not relevant
>after saving main heroes and the world from literal doom in chapter 4

>>715357175
even worse
he's ALSO a sloppy whorish drunk like his mother

>>715357189
I aid bed creaking, not bed breaking

>>715357189
Is it genetics or is she just eating like a slob when we don't see it?

>>715357362
Yes

>>715357265
People always bring Gerson up, but he's a side character for one chapter. He's objectively less relevant than characters like Berdly, even if we like him.

>>715357245
those are his your taking too long

>>715357093
>mfw

>>715357281
>>715357175
All those college floozies are getting GOAT'D as we speak.

>>715357265
Hell the fact he was on the list at all was sign. Why is QC of all people on there?

>>715355745
There’s a theory that ERAM is a representation of Seam, though it’s a little unclear why and how much they know about Kris; Susie does mention a drawing of them on Asriel’s desktop wallpaper.

Possible evidence includes them having the Shadow Mantle (Seam was supposedly the owner), their mouth maybe looking similar to Seam’s open-mouthed orange smile at a low resolution, and the association with cats (FRIEND). Not sure if I’m forgetting anything.

>>715357189
Anon, I had sex with fat chicks. They almost immediately get tired in cowgirl position and ask you to be on top instead.

What's in the church back room that Kris turns the doorknob but nothing else

>>715357613
She's a cat, she has 9 stamina bars.

>>715357259
I think he considers /pol/'s contrarian idpol stuff annoying because it's fucking annoying and he's not gonna give /pol/ a pass for being /pol/. Keep in mind that /pol/ has always been the buttmonkey board since its creation, nobody gave a fuck when they were regularly getting invaded by Stormfront trying to (and, long-term, successfully) psy-op them into becoming actual neo-nazis instead of just pretending so hard that it's vague.

The first death knell of their credibility and their ensuing rise to prominence is when they became truthers, not even for anything specific but they became obsessed with being the screaming hermit on the mountaintop delivering insane but true not really prophecies. When they started screeching about red pills. About being right about everything. /pol/'s annoying behavior goes above and beyond their idpol and they have ALWAYS been unfamiliar with propriety and minding their fucking manners when they're off their home board.

>>715353004
>i wish we could have rightoid cultural policies with leftoid economic policies
It will come around to that eventually, question is when

>>715355530
I played the Gamecube game, it was pretty good

>>715357625
Probably the Knight

>>715357672
Anon, I didn't had sex with cats, but they're, like, the laziest creatures on the planet. She's both fat and a cat, so she's going to starfish immediately.

when will asgore be revealed to be the most powerful and dangerous monster around?

>>715357871
in 5 hours

>>715357871
unfortunately in the light world he's just overweight

>>715357871
within six months.

>>715357676
But you're just proving my point. All you're really saying is "it's not the dominant culture."
>"/pol/ is always right" = annoying
>"Trust the experts" = not annoying

>>715358137
Not only are those two lines not the same thing, /pol/ is annoying because it's annoying and trying to tell me what the reason I find it annoying actually is and absolving /pol/ of its own agency is insulting. Nothing is forcing them to be a bunch of annoying cocksuckers, they're not my little brother and my parents don't want me to give him a pass because he's young. Little brothers get punches, dude.

The Knight is someone we've met
The Knight is someone we haven't met
The Angel is someone we know
The Angel is someone we don't know
The Knight is multiple people
The Angel is multiple entities
The Knight is a singular being
The Angel is a single person

Hahaha know that I predicted every possible outcome. I can't lose

>>715357829
>I didn't had sex with cats
Skill issue

>>715357259
No, I absolutely consider both fucking annoying, but /pol/ is the one I have to deal with telling me my games threads shouldn't exist because we need more room for the culture war on a daily basis.

>>715356661
>Anon, the large person is the Knight

>>715358137
The fact that this conversation is happening in a fucking Deltarune thread is proof enough that you're annoying and you shove your bullshit everywhere, regardless of relevance. It has nothing to do with dominant theory or whatever cope you're huffing and everything to do with you being incredibly fucking cringe and bringing everything back to trannies and racism no matter how relevant they are to the subject at hand.

>>715355530
>The same film brought us the "among us twerk" gif draw over.
Please tell me this isn't true. I've nutted to that gif so many times.

>>715349406 (OP)
I hate every single person who plays this game other than me
But the meme is pretty funny

>>715352507
because MIGA is fundementally rooted in a 2000 year old desert cult which naturally conflicts with modern scientific developments
>>715356120
literally nobody thinks this way. there is plenty of disagreement on plenty of subjects within the scientific community. meanwhile orange retard is the one cutting funding from any government entity who mentions "h5n1" in a document basically ensuring a nationwide mass dieoff once human to human transmission is confirmed.

>>715357093
How could Catti feel/sense the snowgrave danger if it happens because YOU a literal omnipotent being starts it? She knows Kris himself is no danger to Noelle, she has no idea about you and that you control Kris

>>715358395
Why would you admit that?
How would it being from that movie somehow make it worse for you?

>>715352612
Anyone have the art of Gaster replacing Andonuts?

>>715358303
But they are saying the same thing. It's saying "my side has the answers."

>>715358353
But only one is worthy of your scorn and hatred, which happens to be the one without any power to actually change anything and has no leverage in the culture.
I bet you think "the satanic panic" was a real thing as well.

>>715358395
I'm sorry anon, you've been fapping to a bear.

>>715358395
what the fuck do you mean

>>715358395
anon, I...

>>715358350
No, I know the basic trick (you shove them into high-boot head-first), I just don't put it into practice.

>>715358470
The soul definitely isn't omnipotent, it does a lot of spooky supernatural shit but for all we know human souls just do that under certain circumstances. The game goes out of its way to show Kris is insanely uncomfortable even with the IDEA of other humans

>>715357093
>Incantation for silence
Is that maybe why we can't hear him? Or even talk ourselves?

>on romantic getaway with gf
>just spend the whole night wandering the city and bullshitting about deltarune
bros... I've finally made it

>>715358395
>Please tell me this isn't true. I've nutted to that gif so many times.
Jesus

>>715358585
Get the fuck out off this board and take your offtopic /pol/ bullshit with you already, christ.

>>715358373
>and bringing everything back to trannies and racism no matter how relevant they are to the subject at hand.
Again, no one told the gay author writing about gay Disney he was bringing everything back to gays; he had a book published.

>>715358585
>But they are saying the same thing.
No, they aren't. I'm not going to handhold you through your own poor defense of a buttmonkey board's inherent virtue. Get lost.

>>715358326
Wife

>>715358537
I love seeing the Knight do stupid shit like this

nerf the knight

>>715358618
Soul isn't, YOU are.

>>715358665
Is she Noelle or Susie tier?

>>715354853
https://e621.net/pools/43865

>>715358137
im here to talk about how sweat and salty susie's feet are, not to read world's coldest hot takes about troons from a niggerbrained retard

>>715358395
Put me in the screencap

>>715358752
If I'm omnipotent I sure have nothing that can actually exercise that at my disposal. I get hard-countered by hockey sticks and bird cages.

>>715358673
>if you're not on one side you're on the other
Shut up.

>>715358697
>No, they aren't.
Yes they are. Who are "the experts" in the phrase "tru

You know what never mind. Have fun sucking cock.

>>715358752
Not really; for example, (You) can’t murder Susie and Ralsei in chapter 1. Sure you could mod the game I guess, but you wouldn’t really be playing Deltarune anymore.

is this steven universe?

>>715358326
Why is she so obsessed with human souls?

>>715357676
>unfamiliar with propriety
>off their home board
nigga containment never worked, the format of anonymous forum just does not allow that
forget jannies for a moment, surely you've heard that janitors are not what really keeps any place clean
you surely have plenty of problems with the board, but how much different are they from political outrage? shills and generals and off-topic, hiding behind zeitgeist relevance and "but we are totally discussing vidya you guys" where have i heard that one before? and coffee-tier OPs
/pol/acks are only as annoying as they are shameless, because it is not difficult to add an angle to any "videogame industry news" thread, but they are not the only ones
maybe i'm just running apologia, but i know i'd cull a few other threads before kulturkampfers

>>715358753
A while ago she told me that for a long time she wanted to be like susie, but she's come to accept that she's far more like noelle, which is very true.

>>715358395
These threads are the gift that keeps coming.

>>715358395
Why would that kill your boner?

>>715358790
Mod the game then, you retard.

>>715358395
that's lame screenshot

>>715358395
I fucking wonder about you people sometimes

Is the thread auto-saging?

Young Carol was a gyaru

>>715358985
Containment does work if you fully commit to it, see ponies. They're the #1 enforced rule across the entire website, in fact I'm reasonably sure they have highest priority for report reasons in jannies' report queue. /pol/ wishes it got the kind of oppressive moderator attention that ponies get, they'll drop everything to remove and ban even the slightest whisper of pony pics.

>>715358882
It's all good according to Gerson.

>>715359139
>still page 6
Yep

>>715358959
She had a close encounter of the /k/ kind when she was you and it’s been living in her head rent free all these years

>>715355530
It's the big chungus effect, Liquid Snake explains it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srTqxL_6Ysg

To be frank I have no idea why you’d ever go to bat for /pol/ when it’s 90%+ bots/LLMs now

Had a weird idea for a DELTARUNE x Persona fangame concept (or something)
>SOUL traits in place of the Major Arcana
>Gaster as Igor
>FRIEND as the Velvet Room Attendant
>Mysteryman door as the Velvet Room door
>ACTs as demon negotiation

>>715359216
>Gerson approves "gendered Kris" mod

>>715359216
I love fanonchad Gerson.

>>715358959
Prey instincts, she wants to get captured by humans who'll shove an egg vibrator to make her orgasm like crazy, with said love juices getting harvested to lure some bucks,.

>>715359139
>>715359229
TO END THIS THREAD, YOU NEED TO SAY "I LOVE TV" 250 TIMES!

KRUSIE PICS ARE ALSO ACCEPTED!

>>715359241
God I fucking love that video. Manages to both be an absolute shitpost and completely on point at the same time.

>>715358395
This sounds like some reactionary bullshit just to have faggots replying to (You)

Why does he like being a dog so much?

>>715359419
I LOVE JANNIES

>>715359419
I RABU TEE VEE!

>>715359419
I LOVE TV.

>>715359180
True but idk why, pony shit is basically dead at this point. They should go the /vp/ route with ponies and allow them on other boards like /co/ as well. Then they can give priority to things that actually matter.

>>715359229
Protecting the honor of the guy who jacked off to twerking among us

>>715359419
I LOVE TV!
I LOVE TV!!!!!!!!

I feel like episodic release is detrimental to the "just play blind" kind of immersive, branching game that UT/DR is.

I liked UT despite how short it is, or maybe because of how short it is. It feels concise and focused right on the point, while DR feels like piles of throw-away bloat throw in just for sake of padding with hidden hints of some grand plot that you need whole community to make a schizo theories about. I genuinely doubt that 90% of characters you face will have any meaningful role in DT world. Even the bosses, the spade king will probably just sit in his basement doing nothing. He was brought to the world solely to be an antagonist in ch1 and disappeared right away to make space for another antagonist, no backstory, no future, just an obstacle for the spectacle. Compare this to the UT bosses, where everyone(except maybe Muffet) was living part of the world who was here for a reason and their existence(which is at your hands) affects the world around them on much wider scale than your little adventure.

>>715355410
nortubelcore post

>>715359504
He doesn't likes it, he just accepts the fact he is one.

>>715359419
ILOVETV!!!!!!

>>715359180
The only stuff that will consistently get you banned is
>NSFW
>Pony
>Homestuck threads
>CP/Zoophila(DUH!)
For everything else it all depends on how much a fag the resident mod is feeling today and if he is in the mood for waving his e-micropenis around

>>715359419
I
LOVE
TV

>>715359393
Gerson would be one of those fanfiction.net or AO3 oldfags

>>715355205
I've never once used Ralsei's heal
He's gonna be pissed

>>715359586
They won't do that because ponies live rent-free in their heads, they got attacked with the same vicious or even ravenous fervor that /b/ did with attacking furries back in the day. I don't know why they had and still have such an adverse and strong reaction to My Little Pony but it basically completely subsumed any other demographical hatred in the mods' minds.

>>715358395

>>715359842
Can he get even more based?

>>715359684
Getting twisted up into schizo theories and then playing new chapters to see what happens has been the best part of Deltarune so far. No way in fuck would the ending of chapter 4 be as impactful as it has been if chapter 5 released with it.

>>715352507
Science is a function not an output. Science is not real in the same sense that "walking" is not real. The objectification of science is something done either unintentionally by mental imbeciles misinterpreting the sentence structure of more intelligent people, or done intentionally by intelligent psychopaths who are actively trying to mislead those of average intelligence.

>>715358706
but she uses a katana. shes a political weeb

>>715359419
<3 *Minigame

>>715358595
>>715358602
Huh, I never new this. Although I wouldn't call this a "draw over". It's more of an artist's reinterpretation.

>>715360005
For me, the fun in these games is collecting all the puzzle pieces to then realise how they all nicely fit together in one, very cleverly designed image. Not in having 100 times more pieces most of them are red herrings and the rest does not even form a complete picture so you have to read online theories on what the missing pieces are.

>>715359684
For me, Undertale felt palpably like it was trailing off towards the end, like there was supposed to be more and Toby had to draw the line and make it end. I like having a ton of symbolism to interpret and debate, I like having the feeling that not every character is going to be even remotely relevant, I like the massive breadth of stuff. The schizophrenia and trying to see ahead of the game is part of the fun.

how do we save waitfags from the impending, inevitable, unavoidable regret and remorse?

>>715359921
> jannies lift GR15
> someone posts a very stupid thing with a pony as the picture accompanying it
> it becomes a runaway success on Twitter and other sites
> new generations get interested and revisit the G4 and run with it like they've revisit The Living Tombstone's early works, new nostalgic works from people who were the actual intended audience of the show
> GR15 is enforced again to prevent 20-something girls from trying to discuss it on the chins
God, please.

>>715360496
I think a bunch of mods might actually spontaneously kill themselves if ponies got a huge population wave again

>>715360407
I guess my issue with your view is that Undertale didn't feel that "nicely fit together". The actual events you see on screen don't have huge leaps of logic but there were elements of the world and rules that felt sorely under-explored. And the point of the game was missed by SO MANY PEOPLE that Toby had to say "the Undertale characters are fine" in order to make them feel okay playing Deltarune.

>>715359684
Not every single story beat or character is relevant in the end of undertale, nor in any story. What are you talking about?

Jannies…

>>715360487
Gerson told ya already. Do your own things while you wait, learn something, get a potentially better ending than the original game. Otherwise we're sending your ass to the Fortress of Regrets.

I missed the threads about our trillion ameribucks nodev fangame ideas due to being a schitzo about another hack happening (wearing virtual machine condom right now), so I'm going to unleash my faggotry unprompted right now.

This idea had been naggin' my mind for quite some time since Ch 2, but I often dream about how life for Darkneers would go in a stable Dark World, one not meant to be removed, one ascending to it's own universe of being, Ch 3 and 4 only amplified that and the sad case of Ruza dev prompted in me a good fundament for full-fledged fangame idea:
>A guy that's niche gamedev is dying from literal brain damage in his room with his every interest
>Open a Dark World in his room before kicking the bucket
>Now it's the vast Dark World and the only thing keeping his fantasies alive, creative hopes and dreams
>The Lightner game dev was between life and death when Dark World was formed, does not receive a Lightner form rather his psyche is spread across the Dark World
>You take on a role of white chess piece that's a king with inherited DETERMINATION and you're free to do whatever exploring the vast fantasy land
>Goal most narrative leading NPCs will give is to however use your DETERMINATION to ascend the finite Dark World into fullfledged dimension of it's own and many choices with various factions lead to various endings
>Full true genocide route will allow you to repossess the gamedev's corpse

You might even see it one day once I stop being a lazy fuck doing nothing with my life.

Janny janny janny, can't you see?
I can't believe you don't like TV

>>715359419
I LOVE TV

>>715355645
So... just /v/?
Also take anything from /pol/ with a grain of fucking salt considering the amount of glowniggers, kikes, tourists and now pajeets living terminally over there. t.just want to check ukraine news due to family

Jannies can try all they like, but they cannot stop the King's Chariot

>>715352363
>Gerson's entire subplot is an allegory for whitepilling an art crab
We're all gmi.

>>715361026
Cool shit anon, hope you make something out of it one day. No time like the present I’d say

Deltatroons...

>it's troonover
NOOOOOOOO
anyway, next thread

>>715358395
Someone screencap this please

>>715361764
lmao

>>715361764
Kek