Last K Rool Bananza thread
Last thread before reveal
Is he in /v/? VOTE NOW
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVqELanO
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:25:12 PM
No.715355429
>>715356448
>>715355249 (OP)
they definitely butchered his design, im predicting that.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:26:17 PM
No.715355493
>>715355810
you're all too optimistic
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:30:58 PM
No.715355810
>>715355493
Cmon bro, lemme dream
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:32:48 PM
No.715355924
>>715356348
skeleton K Rool as a secret boss
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:39:55 PM
No.715356348
>>715356672
>>715379086
>>715355924
Dry K Rool confirmed?
>>715355429
Bananza has a more faithful bramble blast tribute than tropical freeze does and the best stickerbrush rendition now. I think the bananza devs actually like Rare more than Retro did.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:42:51 PM
No.715356542
If heโs not in then Iโm killing myself
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:43:31 PM
No.715356583
>>715356771
EVERYONE
GIVE THE KREMLING KING YOUR ENERGY FOR HIS FINEST HOUR
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:44:46 PM
No.715356672
>>715356348
This is genius actually. It wonโt happen though
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:46:22 PM
No.715356771
>>715356583
CโMON, K ROOL
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:56:29 PM
No.715357474
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:09:52 PM
No.715358471
>>715359429
why people want to see this ugly fat lizard again so much? grow up
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:11:51 PM
No.715358632
Monkey hands wrote the post above
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:13:50 PM
No.715358776
>>715356448
the retro games had like four rare references total outside the music
bananza easily outstrips that
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:23:20 PM
No.715359429
>>715358471
because heโs the reason DKC was popular
Alright, from what I heard, K Rool is sort of not in the game, Void Kong basically transform into a more muscular reptile form for the final boss by absorbing all the banandium with the help of forcing Pauline to sing. Form reminds him a mix of spike from Gremlins and Frieza's second form. DK helps free her from his control and then gets a confidence boost and transforms into a magical girl like idol and uses her singing to transform DK into a more powerful Bananza form and them have a DBZ fight in the core. The atmosphere is like Namek with storm clouds, earthquakes and lightning everywhere.
No sign of K Rool unless he's like a secret boss.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:40:11 PM
No.715360581
>>715368051
>>715356448
The saxophone rendition was amazing you faggot.
>DKC: King
>DKC2: Pirate
>DKC3: Mad scientist
>DK64: Boxer
Whatโs his new persona going to be?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:48:16 PM
No.715361243
>>715366282
>>715356762
If theyโre still playing through it, thereโs a chance he shows up closer to the end of the game and just doesnโt pop up throughout most of it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:49:54 PM
No.715361368
>>715359575
>Void Kong basically transform into a more muscular reptile form for the final boss by absorbing all the banandium
I pretty much called this, aside from Void Kong's super form looking reptilian apparently. Void Kong's design always gave me the "I will become huge for the final boss fight" vibes.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:00:00 PM
No.715362167
>>715364281
>>715370596
>>715361117
Kolonel K. Rool, British colonialist (Bananza's premise is Jules Verne-ish), or Klondike K. Rool, American prospector (Bananza centers on mining and gold).
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:00:04 PM
No.715362174
>>715363401
>>715361117
If the journey to the west theory pans out, he might be in the demon bull king garb
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:01:01 PM
No.715362261
>>715359575
Sounds very likely.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:16:31 PM
No.715363401
>>715364246
>>715362174
Is there that much Journey to the West nods to confirm that? Sounds like schizo shit.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:23:36 PM
No.715363914
>>715355249 (OP)
I found the demo at my local Target. It's 15 minutes of gameplay, consisting of the intro and part of the Lagoon area.
I had a great time, but I can already tell most of my time is going to be spent smashing through nearly every wall and mountain without much thought
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:28:44 PM
No.715364246
>>715363401
Thereโs surprisingly a ton, thereโs a few good videos that dive pretty deep and for the most part do not seem like a crazy stretch at all, especially since the transformations were revealed. Thereโs clearly some journey to the west inspiration. The chests being green with bull imagery for seemingly no reason is really sus given all that, though that could just be a subtle nod to the original story
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:29:16 PM
No.715364281
>>715361117
Samefag from
>>715362167
I could see K. Rool showing up as a "surprise" boss before the final boss, a la the Ruined Dragon in Mario Odyssey. DK and Pauline fall into a prehistoric (boss-only) layer ravaged by dinosaurs and other savage beasts. Looks like Conan the Barbarian crossed with Mad Max; like a pulp comic crossed with a metal cover. Kaveman K. Rool waits to fight you atop a throne of bones, but this is their very first canon encounter.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:30:29 PM
No.715364360
>>715359575
I donโt believe you, k rool is in the game
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:31:06 PM
No.715364409
K Rool is the 111% secret final boss
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:48:42 PM
No.715365665
Is this a bananza leak thread
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:53:02 PM
No.715365963
>>715362913
>And listen, are you really going to fucking tell me you would buy a $450 console and this $70 game if K Rool was the secret final boss?
Yes. I didn't just want him in Smash Bros., I wanted him back as a defacto villain to Donkey Kong. I'm sick of all the other villains who lack the charm and character K. Rool had on the SNES and GB. Lord Fredrik is literally K. Rool reskinned as a mammal so there's no excuse why they can't bring him back. They just hate him and Smash Ultimate really put them in a bind because that game pretty much cemented the DKC games as THE games for Donkey Kong, to Nintendo's detriment.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:53:04 PM
No.715365965
>>715366181
I have the game. He is in.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:54:26 PM
No.715366080
>>715366181
I have the game. He is out.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:55:50 PM
No.715366181
>>715365965
>>715366080
I have the game. He is.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:57:14 PM
No.715366282
>>715361243
I can't imagine K. Rool having a role in the plot if he doesn't show up at least in the middle
How long did it take for Shadow Mario to be revealed to be Bowser Jr?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:57:31 PM
No.715366306
>>715355249 (OP)
what a nonsensical obcession you have. Is this a Discord thing? Seriously, CWC complaining about Sonics arm color is more mature than this shit.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:58:23 PM
No.715366364
i have the game. he has no grace
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:59:56 PM
No.715366490
>>715366591
>>715379306
>>715355249 (OP)
He's not in it you retards, Nintendo would have marketed it
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:01:29 PM
No.715366591
>>715366635
>>715366490
maybe nintendo's testing how popular he actually is? put him in as a secret and see how popular he is then.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:02:11 PM
No.715366635
>>715366702
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:02:59 PM
No.715366702
>>715366635
hey im just guessing.
k rool isnt as big of a mascot as nintendo's other big antagonists.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:04:30 PM
No.715366827
I will make a cum tribute if he's in.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:04:33 PM
No.715366830
>>715367317
>>715355249 (OP)
Not only is he in, but this will be the canonical "first" game. K.Rool is dead, has been for thousands of years. Void Co dug him and the Kremlings up, though they call them Krockoids. The Banandium partially revived him and his crew, but he needs the Root to complete it. So he told Void Kong that the Root will grant a wish to those that find it. After we beat Void Kong, the Krockoid that he has with him reveals everything, eating the Banandium and taking the gold teeth from Void and using them as his crown. He is actually King K. Rool, King of the Kremlings. DK beats him up, sending him flying away to places unknown, swearing eternal revenge against the Kongs.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:10:14 PM
No.715367253
>>715359575
You already posted this shit, stop lying
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:10:41 PM
No.715367284
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:11:10 PM
No.715367317
>>715366830
We fucking won
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:12:07 PM
No.715367394
>>715367208
This looks AI, though it honestly looks like how I expect Void to look if he transforms. Very much like Son Wukong, who was born from stone.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:13:25 PM
No.715367497
>>715367208
>mecha gremlin
At least use an actual ape
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:14:54 PM
No.715367598
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:18:08 PM
No.715367854
>>715367958
>>715368139
>>715355249 (OP)
Just started, AMA
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:19:30 PM
No.715367958
>>715368139
>>715368163
>>715367854
Are you the same guy who made that photoshop
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:20:39 PM
No.715368051
>>715360581
Its used in the credits which you dont even get to hear fully now in the switch version and the stage version is used like shit in the main game.
So Bananza has the best version.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:21:46 PM
No.715368139
>>715367854
This isn't yours, this was posted yesterday.
>>715367958
Not photoshopped. I'll be going out again to get you idiots another pic, because apparently perspective doesn't exist.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:22:09 PM
No.715368163
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:22:24 PM
No.715368180
>>715356762
The game probably has a DK Isles like mushroom kingdom in Odyssey and you might be able to visit his fortress
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:26:19 PM
No.715368435
>>715368569
>>715367208
IT'S FUCKING OVER, KREMLINGBROS...
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:28:18 PM
No.715368569
>>715368435
Seriously? It isn't even the same baked lighting that DK Bananza uses. Even if it was, look at his hands, AI still can't keep track of the number of fingers on a hand. The right hand is all messed up. Clearly just AI.
ANY MORE TRANSFORMATIONS BESIDES THE 3 THAT WERE SHOWN?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:29:41 PM
No.715368664
>>715368613
Yes, Kremling and Human
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:33:01 PM
No.715368909
>>715368613
Locust, Swordfish, and Panther.
>He's not in
No, he's in
>Void Kong is the final boss
Okay, let me spell it out for you since you can't seem to come to grips with the fact that K. Rool is returning. Turn the "V" in Void Kong 90 degrees clockwise (<) and add some sharp teeth. What does that look like to you?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:36:45 PM
No.715369168
>>715369275
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:38:18 PM
No.715369275
>>715369168
I am done dealing with the rubes of this world.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:38:51 PM
No.715369306
>>715368613
Lanky Bananza. Lets DK stretch his arms out and he get a big red nose.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:40:59 PM
No.715369439
>>715367208
itโs AI, look at the stance
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:43:09 PM
No.715369584
>>715369665
>>715355249 (OP)
>60% voted yes
Donโt do this to yourself.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:44:23 PM
No.715369665
>>715369584
He's in and I will destroy your world if he isn't
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:46:05 PM
No.715369772
Bananza seems almost designed with krool in mind. it's a journey to the center of the earth. What's at the center? Dinosaurs.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:46:33 PM
No.715369808
>>715369096
>Turn the "V" in Void Kong 90 degrees clockwise (<) and add some sharp teeth. What does that look like to you?
Consummate V's?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:52:12 PM
No.715370226
>>715374549
Here's my lame predictions for the game
>Pauline will be kidnapped in a way that mimics the original game
>It will be revealed that Void Co were the ones who were building the skyscraper from the original game
>K. Rool won't be in the game, but one of the elders or lower levels will be crocodile themed
>Void Co wants the to reach the core only for selfish reasons and there's no depth or subplot beyond that
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:53:13 PM
No.715370296
>>715370573
Can we stop talking about the boring ass bowser ripoff that K. Rool clearly is and start posting actual fucking leaks????
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:54:39 PM
No.715370409
Kremling skeletons as enemies with material you knock off them makes me imagine DK punching a kremling so hard their flesh flies off. DK Eternal.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:55:26 PM
No.715370458
Final boss is Foreman Spike btw
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:56:31 PM
No.715370546
K. Rool redemption arc would go hard as fuck
True secret final boss, who wants to steal pauline at all costs...
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:56:55 PM
No.715370573
>>715370296
quit it with the forced hate towards k roll already or else I'll summon the smash bros fandom to make you clam tf up
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:57:08 PM
No.715370596
>>715362167
both of your concepts are too fun, therefore too gaijin. instead, his form will be some pretentious reference to an avatar from a 2000 year old eastern fable we're all supposed to consider the japs smart for including
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:57:15 PM
No.715370605
>>715356448
Because it's just a casual reference. They weren't trying to recreate the level.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:57:54 PM
No.715370647
Donkey Kong Bananza: Kremling's Kurse is gonna be so fucking good
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:58:13 PM
No.715370670
>>715370568
teen mario will be real
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:58:23 PM
No.715370685
>>715369096
>void kong
>v
fang
>o
eye
>i
crown
>D
belly
HE'S IN
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:59:09 PM
No.715370743
>>715370807
does anyone have that link to the chinese site with the guy posting pictures as he plays through it? I'm too lazy to scrounge around the archive.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:59:21 PM
No.715370757
>>715370568
Maybe the twist is that he's her dad.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:59:43 PM
No.715370782
I can't handle the wait bros
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:00:03 PM
No.715370807
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:01:11 PM
No.715370896
>>715367208
>we are now creating fake AI leaks
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:03:06 PM
No.715371032
Will Stanley return?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:04:27 PM
No.715371151
>>715371237
Tiki tong is the final boss
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:05:06 PM
No.715371198
>>715371625
If Bananza was a Shonen youโd find out during the final boss that Donkey Kongโs Mom is a Kremling and Pauline sings a song that turns DK into a Kremling.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:05:32 PM
No.715371237
>>715371151
I would die laughing
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:08:34 PM
No.715371469
>>715371536
Y'all are so incredibly delusional that it's fucking hilarious at this point. He is not in, end of the damn story
Alright guys, here you go.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:09:24 PM
No.715371536
>>715372281
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:10:37 PM
No.715371625
I don't remember people being this schizophrenic and/or autistic about Tropical Freeze. Was it always this bad?
>>715371615
There, hopefully that will shut everyone up that thought that pic was shooped. It's stupid easy to get to this place, but no one looks up and wants to climb.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:12:46 PM
No.715371786
>>715372113
>>715371518
>>715371615
>>715371725
>going back to Target to prove all the naysayers wrong
Holy based
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:14:20 PM
No.715371918
>>715371717
People really weren't hoping for K. Rool much in Freeze because they knew that Retro said they wanted to move away from the Kremlings. This game though, comes after K. Rool in Smash and we have croc skeleton enemies? A little more of that is obviously going to come out.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:14:31 PM
No.715371942
>>715370568
It's a time travel story. Little Pauline is actually who we know as Mario, he didn't feel comfortable with the gender he was assigned with at birth and became the man he knew he always was
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:14:36 PM
No.715371952
>>715372113
>>715371725
So that specific monkey is larger than the other monkeys?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:14:57 PM
No.715371980
>>715371725
based anon for doing what I was too lazy to do
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:15:35 PM
No.715372034
>>715371717
Smash ultimate created a culture of rosterfaggotry amoung the zoomers. Every game with name brand characters will now have untold amounts of autistic roster speculation, even if its just a single player game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:16:46 PM
No.715372113
>>715372163
>>715371786
It was a Walmart, but yeah. Picked up my Pro controller while I was there.
>>715371952
Seems so, I guess they wanted him bigger to get you curious on talking to him. I should have taken pics of the other monkeys and did a size comparison, I guess.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:17:29 PM
No.715372163
>>715372113
A size comparison has already been done.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:17:35 PM
No.715372169
>>715372245
>>715372258
He's status?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:18:48 PM
No.715372245
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:18:56 PM
No.715372258
>>715372502
>>715379702
>>715372169
Nothing yet. The chinese player is at layer 600. Says it goes fast if you just go to the end of the area and ignore everything else. I would assume we will know by the end of the day.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:19:14 PM
No.715372281
>>715371536
He's not. You are all setting yourselves up for inevitable disappointment
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:19:29 PM
No.715372307
>>715372347
Can my switch2 get bricked if I play early?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:19:54 PM
No.715372347
>>715372307
No idea. Stream it and fine out.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:21:15 PM
No.715372462
>>715372520
Oh yeah, I also saw this, though I'm sure this has already been shown off before. It looks like a big city an Island away. I'm certain that is New Donk City.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:21:48 PM
No.715372487
>>715356448
Tropical freeze is composed by David Wise, retard
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:21:59 PM
No.715372502
>>715372639
>>715372258
he's at 400 not 600 I thought?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:22:10 PM
No.715372520
>>715372462
Too neon and pink to be new donk, it looks like the gem island building you see in the tutorial
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:22:42 PM
No.715372558
>>715371717
Yes. They were like this with Returns too.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:23:20 PM
No.715372606
>>715371725
Thats shopped
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:23:48 PM
No.715372639
>>715372702
>>715372502
He was at 400 2 hours ago. I'm sure he's gotten further now and 400 looks to just be a boss anyway.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:24:07 PM
No.715372663
>>715372828
Heard someone that has the game is at layer 1400 and it still isn't over
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:24:38 PM
No.715372702
>>715372828
>>715372639
he said 400 is actually pretty big and not a cloud kingdom thing, according to another anon
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:25:31 PM
No.715372761
>>715373027
its not the end of the world if your glup shitto isn't in.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:25:41 PM
No.715372774
>>715372985
How would they even implement Rool into this game?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:26:27 PM
No.715372828
>>715372663
I would believe it, considering that we know from projected graphs that the planet is at least capable of having 15 layers.
>>715372702
Good, I was worried they would pull that bullshit again where you have 3 moons in a tiny space and then a Boss fight.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:26:44 PM
No.715372848
>>715373120
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New post from leaker
It seems like he could be referring to secret sublayers, but MTL makes it hard to tell for sure
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:26:55 PM
No.715372868
>>715373060
>>715373257
Post yfw he is actually not in at all even as a passing mention.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:28:13 PM
No.715372961
>>715355249 (OP)
He will be in as the CEO of Void Co. Expect his main outfit to be a suit jacket and tie.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:28:38 PM
No.715372985
>>715372774
Depends on if it is prequel or not.
>Prequel
K. Rool is a skeleton and temps Void Kong with ultimate power and a wish if he digs to the center of the earth. Reality is that K. Rool uses the wish to revive himself and the Kremlings
>Sequel
K. Rool is the investor of Void Co, hearing about the Banandium Root and the power it can grant, he gives gold to Void Co to go digging for Banandium and the wish, coming in at the last second to steal it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:29:14 PM
No.715373027
>>715372761
Frfr no cap my fellow broccoli head
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:29:40 PM
No.715373060
>>715373195
>>715372868
I'd genuinely be shocked. The absolute worst case scenario I see for him would be that he's just a late game fossil reference.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:30:00 PM
No.715373086
>>715373278
>>715373323
Retards, he has a tiny chance to be referenced, that's it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:30:22 PM
No.715373120
>>715372848
We know about the Sublayers from Lagoon and Canyon footage, so this isn't a surprise. However, to hear that there are THAT many sublayers compared to what they could have done is absolutely horrific. Get ready for a lot of Banana collecting and if they are really fans of DKC, we could be looking at a mandatory 101% completion rating to unlock the true final boss type of situation.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:31:19 PM
No.715373195
>>715373060
I see him at the very least heโll show up as a minor side character like Fawful in M&L Partners in Time.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:32:04 PM
No.715373257
>>715372868
Uhhh he's in tho
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:32:20 PM
No.715373278
>>715373086
He was referenced in super Mario odyssey. I doubt a donkey Kong game celebrating his whole history would ignore k rool.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:33:05 PM
No.715373323
>>715373532
>>715373086
Many people are saying "he's in".
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:35:56 PM
No.715373532
>>715373619
>>715373323
Yes, delusional retards.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:37:04 PM
No.715373619
>>715373989
>>715373532
But he's in..?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:39:43 PM
No.715373824
>>715373957
>He's in
>He's not in
>People say He's in
>They are delusional he's not in
>But he's in
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:41:29 PM
No.715373957
>>715374048
>>715374110
>>715373824
as far as i'm concerned, the only source of truth is straight from the mouth of that chinese forum user. they are the only one here who can prove beyond doubt that they have the game and are playing through it right now. we will just have to see what they have to say by the time the credits roll.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:41:49 PM
No.715373989
>>715374280
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:41:59 PM
No.715373995
>>715374215
>>715374358
He's in but it's gonna be something so stupid that people will hate it
Like, I dunno
Void Kong isn't just K. Rool in disguise and he outright becomes K. Rool as his origin
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:42:40 PM
No.715374048
>>715374087
>>715373957
Where is that forum
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:43:20 PM
No.715374087
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:43:37 PM
No.715374110
>>715373957
>they
Its a man
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:44:59 PM
No.715374215
>>715374359
>>715374495
>>715373995
Would be kind of funny. Something like Void Kong hates being a Kong because he's small and weak, no one takes him seriously. So he wishes to NOT be a Kong. He doesn't want to just be president of a company, that's too small. He needs to think BIGGER, a King.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:45:51 PM
No.715374280
>>715373989
Open your eyes
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:46:46 PM
No.715374358
>>715374654
>>715373995
That's actually kind of kino
>all the crockoids are revived and are named kremlings
>K.Rool is a schizo because Void Kong is a schizo
>The reason K.Rool loves bananas is because he used to be a Kong
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:46:47 PM
No.715374359
>>715374215
Yeah but that'd retcon the Kremlings having their own legacy and history if they're just some artificial race made a decade ago at most
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:48:04 PM
No.715374465
>>715374831
No one ever asks for Candy.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:48:29 PM
No.715374495
>>715374215
>Grumpy Kong becomes Klubba
>Poppy Kong becomes Kalypso
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:48:50 PM
No.715374524
>>715379108
>>715371725
>DK isn't "a big deal" yet
>DK Island with the Rare design seen on the map
>New Donk already exists
>Pauline is a child
>Cranky, Diddy, and Dixie are the same age
>characters from future(?) adventures are fossilized
>Northern Kremisphere maps, complete with Funky's Rentals
There's gotta be time travel involved. Only way for this to make sense.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:49:08 PM
No.715374549
>>715370226
more believable than the other 'leak' from the other thread.
here's a tip, you disingenuous douchebags, specially the cocksucker who made that post: the moment you mentioned about how miyamoto wanted to neuter the franchise, thats the moment you outed yourself, and i hope you fucking die.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:49:23 PM
No.715374564
>>715374769
So thereโs no leaks at all
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:50:28 PM
No.715374648
My working theory is the crafty Dimensional Kong will make an appearance
>>715374358
Does King K. Rool eat the bananas, or does he just steal them?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:51:16 PM
No.715374717
>>715374948
>>715375327
>>715374654
In one of the Paon games he says he hates bananas and I think Rare's own website just said he stole them to make DK starve
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:52:03 PM
No.715374769
>>715375657
>>715374564
The only thing we got so far is sublayer 400 is the area where Pauline and DK are running at something with Pauline saying "Get em, DK!"
We also know that there are more then just 2 extra sublayers per layer. Might even be up to 20 sublayers. So 101, 102, 103, etc. All with at least a few Banandium gems in the layer, plus bonus stages. Will likely have thousands of Banandium Gems to get.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:52:13 PM
No.715374783
>>715374654
well, there was that tidbit of lore that implied the bananas are magical in this world, or that at least they can give power and strength to those who eat them.
they did expanded on that in returns with the bananas being the final boss life source.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:52:41 PM
No.715374816
>>715374654
it's inconsistent, in some games he wants them as a food source, others to make DK starve and other times it's stated he hates them.
but DK is a very inconsistent franchise to begin with, they could sorta retcon it to K.Rool loving bananas (as no one actually remembers Jungle Climber or cares about what Rare wrote on a website long ago)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:52:52 PM
No.715374831
>>715374465
You're in for a surprise from what I've heard
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:53:09 PM
No.715374856
>>715384069
>>715374654
He steals them to starve them out and piss off Kong.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:53:59 PM
No.715374920
>>715374654
The bananas have magical properties
But he also does it just to fuck with the Kongs
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:54:16 PM
No.715374948
>>715375327
>>715374717
So it's unlikely that K. Rool originally used to be Void Kong and wants to have the bananas because of that.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:59:05 PM
No.715375327
>>715374654
>>715374717
>>715374948
nintendo's approach to mario & mario subseries lore is to care but also not care. it's about the bigger picture, not the minute details. they will respect that k rool is the antagonist to DK in his subseries but the details as to why may flip-flop. k rool suddenly wanting bananas because he used to be a kong isn't very far-fetched if you think this way.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:03:10 PM
No.715375657
>>715374769
>We also know that there are more then just 2 extra sublayers per layer. Might even be up to 20 sublayers. So 101, 102, 103, etc.
Is that what the chink meant? I thought he was being hypotetical, as in "some have 3, other more/less, but its not 100 per layer"
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:03:37 PM
No.715375687
>>715375840
>>715376510
Final two Bananza transformations are Elephant and Snake. You heard it here first.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:05:36 PM
No.715375840
>>715375687
No giraffe bananza?
I think a snake bananza has more useful abilities than a giraffe bananza.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:06:54 PM
No.715375949
>>715355249 (OP)
He's gonna be 101% completition final boss, if isn't the dev are fags.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:09:06 PM
No.715376128
>>715377092
I work for a company that markets and plans distribution for merchandise for Nintendo. I do not know how or where K. Rool is in the game. But Nintendo communicates with us how characters are to be represented and promoted. We have documents and profiles for each character. With K. Rool, they were very clear on establishing his character as a recurring villain now. Notes we got are: He would never work with Kongs. His background is a mystery. His favorite hobby is stealing bananas from DK.
โA large and in charge villain with a passion for annoying Donkey Kong. He labels himself a king, but loves to disguise himself as a pirate, scientist, and more!. Where does this cartoony croc come from? No one knowsโฆbut rumors say he wants to live on DK Isle. After removing DK and his friends of course!โ
We asked Nintendo if we could poke fun at his name, like โwhat does the K stand for?โ But they said to not mention it.
They also consider DK more immature/emotional than Mario, so he will never team up with K. Rool like Mario and Bowser sometimes do.
He has been slightly redesigned to be more expressive. His mouth snout is curved up again. We have art that shows his left really red and big but itโs not being used for anything. Little merch is planned for him besides some artwork on a thermos and a keychain. Will be listed online end of July with new donkey kong and diddy kong shirts. No young pauline stuff is planned nor do we know why she is young in the game.
Donโt care if you donโt believe me, wont reply at all so anyone who does is fake and gay.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:10:18 PM
No.715376204
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:13:06 PM
No.715376424
>>715375951
garden bros we're so back
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:13:24 PM
No.715376447
>>715376665
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:14:11 PM
No.715376510
>>715377962
>>715375687
Elephant was obvious, but what would a Snake do that Elephant already doesn't? Also, really nothing for the water? You would think they would want an underwater form, like a Swordfish or Croc.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:15:31 PM
No.715376620
>>715376951
not before him. sorry
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:16:03 PM
No.715376665
>>715376447
Garden means that it is measured and planned. It isn't a completely linear path, but it also isn't a sandbox where you just have a bunch of nonsense tasks to do. So it is more like DK64. We have a goal for a level, but getting to that goal is up for us to decide.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:20:04 PM
No.715376951
>>715376620
The reboot flopped, you retard
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:21:59 PM
No.715377092
>>715377573
>>715376128
Honestly? I believe this.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:25:21 PM
No.715377365
What do you think his redesign will look like?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:27:38 PM
No.715377573
>>715377660
>>715377764
>>715377092
>[Deleted]
nintendo ninjas got him, he was onto something
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:28:47 PM
No.715377660
>>715377573
Nintendo ninjas are out to suppress the existence of the Diddy Kong water bottle
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:30:14 PM
No.715377764
>>715378348
>>715377573
it spoils a major plot point: in DK's world, bananas only existed as Banandium Gems until the events of bananza, where bananas as we know them were released into the world. it explains krools obsession with acquiring them, as he thinks theyre still the banandium gems and he wants his power back
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:32:39 PM
No.715377962
>>715376510
Snake could work like Rattly and let you jump super high like the Odyssey frog
Maybe slither through cracks or across thin platforms
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:37:15 PM
No.715378347
>>715378415
>>715378602
Inb4 there's some secret shit for 100%ing the game that we won't know about until another 1 or 2 days
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:37:16 PM
No.715378348
>>715378458
>>715377764
You mean that K. Rool has only seen banandium gems, but never actual bananas, right?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:38:15 PM
No.715378415
>>715378602
>>715378347
>implying Prosafia won't have it up by tomorrow
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:38:43 PM
No.715378446
>>715355249 (OP)
I think he'll be "in" but as an extinct, mindless, undead henchman for Void Kong.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:39:00 PM
No.715378458
>>715378348
Either that or the normal bananas are actually banandiums that lost their magic power
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:40:43 PM
No.715378602
>>715378347
I don't think we're getting much of anything for like 2 days. The only leaker we have is a graveyard shift wagie who's probably going straight to bed after work. He just doesn't have the time to beat the game.
>>715378415
Profasia won't post anything until the game unlocks in Australia on Tuesday night. It's how they avoid getting in shit for what they post.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:42:21 PM
No.715378728
>>715378878
>>715379421
>>715356762
I call bullshit on any and all gameplay leaks, wouldn't it be completely unplayable until a day 1 patch like Mario Kart World was?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:44:12 PM
No.715378878
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:47:17 PM
No.715379086
>>715356348
Dry Bowser is one of the most liked and least hated clones in Mario so it wouldn't surprise me if they did that but for K. Rool.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:47:28 PM
No.715379108
>>715374524
THe same curse that turned her into a rock also deaged her meaning she needs to get fully uncursed in the ending
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:50:38 PM
No.715379306
>>715379848
>>715366490
His amiibo you retard
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:51:37 PM
No.715379373
>>715379489
>>715367208
>Anons claiming this is ai.
I haven't seen cope like this since the Elden Ring DLC
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:52:12 PM
No.715379421
>>715379590
>>715379974
>>715378728
People are already playing it. Nothing prevents it from launching.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:53:18 PM
No.715379489
>>715379373
i choose to believe its AI because the design is retarded.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:54:32 PM
No.715379590
>>715379861
>>715379421
>People
Person. The install base isn't big enough for multiple leak sources this early on.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:55:51 PM
No.715379702
>>715379815
>>715372258
Where does the Chinese Player post?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:57:37 PM
No.715379815
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:58:05 PM
No.715379848
>>715380861
>>715379306
That literally has nothing to do with his "inclusion" you brainless imbecile
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:58:16 PM
No.715379861
>>715380943
>>715379590
There's multiple folks with copies anon, not just the chinese guy. It's also getting listed on ebay. Streetdate has been broken.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:59:50 PM
No.715379974
>>715380242
>>715379421
We are definitely not seeing K. Rool from this guy anytime soon. Layers in this game at least go down to 1500.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:03:23 PM
No.715380242
>>715379974
do we know that for sure? My guess was 14-16 layers, but idk if we have confirmation on that
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:10:46 PM
No.715380794
>>715381238
>>715367208
>literally a gremlin
>feet aren't even touching the ground
You barely even tried, Rajesh.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:11:36 PM
No.715380861
>>715381205
>>715379848
They showed it off with the new DK and Pauline one you moron
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:12:34 PM
No.715380943
>>715395641
>>715379861
The Redditor with this copy hasn't done a damn thing with it. He kept posting about the soddding game card hours apart and then just stopped posting altogether.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:16:02 PM
No.715381205
>>715382067
>>715380861
NTA but I found it funny they didn't include the DK ร Skylander amiibo in that graphic.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:16:24 PM
No.715381238
>>715380794
LMAO I only just now noticed the fucked up hands, it's even faker than before
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:19:11 PM
No.715381438
>>715375951
I love gardens
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:21:47 PM
No.715381596
>>715382257
>>715382305
I'm just here to see if K. Rool is kongfirmed and then I'm out of these threads. I'll still enjoy Bananza even if he isn't in, but I need to know to level myself going in.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:28:53 PM
No.715382067
>>715381205
I think there's some legal fuckery around it, probably need activision's approval to feature the design and don't want to bother, they also have a "legally distinct" supercharged design of bowser in mk world
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:31:30 PM
No.715382257
>>715381596
Yea this is me as well. The second he's confirmed I'm out
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:32:18 PM
No.715382305
>>715381596
Thr game is accessible to so few people and he's probably buried so deep into it that I wouldn't expect any proof until the game is already out in some regions.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:34:23 PM
No.715382470
>>715386997
>>715355249 (OP)
>58% (76+ votes) believe K. Rool is in the game
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:42:45 PM
No.715383040
>>715383206
Iโm just waiting to see what the deal with Smoline is.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:44:30 PM
No.715383187
>>715367208
>3 fingers
>4 fingers
AIbros....not like this........
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:44:39 PM
No.715383206
>>715383347
>>715383457
>>715383040
see
>>715371725
Isn't it clear that this game is a prequel or some kind of soft reboot? Why is everyone coping so hard over that. There's no time travel. It's not mario and Pauline's daughter. It's just a young Pauline and a "young" DK
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:46:42 PM
No.715383347
>>715383473
>>715383206
so why isnโt he called dk jr?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:48:12 PM
No.715383457
>>715383565
>>715383628
>>715383206
Yeah, "Pauline" is totally not Mario and Pauline's daughter.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:48:29 PM
No.715383473
>>715383624
>>715383749
>>715383347
because that lore was always dubious at best and is from an 80s arcade game?
What makes you think they're not doing an entire reset here? Yes I know Cranky is there. But this is clearly them trying to restart DK as a franchise, I don't know how you guys don't see this. Maybe there's some alternate dimension or something where DK is a bad guy. But in this timeline, DK will be good.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:48:52 PM
No.715383510
>>715383748
>>715385612
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:49:29 PM
No.715383565
>>715383457
Correct, you are schizophrenic if you actually believe that.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:50:14 PM
No.715383624
>>715385458
>>715383473
still does not make sense, and cranky kong was always the arcade dk
unless they show off teen mario i donโt believe anything you say.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:50:20 PM
No.715383628
>>715384047
>>715384504
>>715383457
>"Pauline"
>needed to add quotation marks to lend more credence to your schizo theory
it's just pauline no "" about it, you lost mini-suzanne fag
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:52:05 PM
No.715383748
>>715385541
>>715383510
something about old 4chan being better
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:52:06 PM
No.715383749
>>715383473
>Maybe there's some alternate dimension or something where DK is a bad guy. But in this timeline, DK will be good.
I feel like for the tone of the Mario series and its spinoffs they'd explain it with something more innocuous. I personally could see it going like this; the DK arcade game was a re-telling of a misunderstanding. onlookers saw DK with pauline lugged on his back jumping all around and assumed a kidnapping, but the true version of events is what happens in DK bananza. How Mario works into this, I don't know though, that might completely fuck this concept.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:55:27 PM
No.715383971
>>715389867
K Rool is in the game as King K. Drumpf
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:56:04 PM
No.715384012
I like Void kong, i'm fine with new villains as long as they aren't shit, the walrus and the tiki's were shit, pimp kong has a personality
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:56:12 PM
No.715384020
>>715384210
Why do people think Nintendo gives an iota of a shit about the timeline of DK games. This is the same company that makes Zelda.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:56:27 PM
No.715384047
>>715383628
It's Pauline Jr.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:56:44 PM
No.715384069
>>715374856
I hate how catchy that song is
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:57:49 PM
No.715384141
What if this Pauline is a new Pauline, just like how Rare DK replaced Arcade DK?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:58:40 PM
No.715384210
>>715384354
>>715384020
because cranky kong is arcade dk, why do normies not grasp this simple concept
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:59:56 PM
No.715384295
>>715385270
>>715385572
>the only reference to K Rool is his crown being a fossil you find on the bottom layer
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:00:56 PM
No.715384354
>>715384491
>>715385179
>>715384210
And why do you think that matters in a franchise reboot where they bring DK back in-house after years of letting third parties like Rare and Retro handle it? This could be a new timeline for DK altogether.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:02:47 PM
No.715384491
>>715384597
>>715384354
then where is teen mario? if they really go through this way then i wanna see more evidence
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:02:55 PM
No.715384504
>>715384621
>>715384670
>>715383628
>mini-suzanne fag
Is the implication that suzanneanon is so powerful he now has his own lackeys?
>>715384491
Mario may not be involved in this new DK timeline at all.
Like where was Mario during Rare's donkey kong? Where was Mario during Tropical Freeze? Just because Pauline is there doesn't mean Mario is gonna show up, but I would rule it out.
Nobody has any evidence right now, I'm just speculating like anyone else.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:04:43 PM
No.715384621
>>715384504
no, I'm referring to the one guy as a fag
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:05:21 PM
No.715384670
>>715384504
>schizo has his own lackeys
Yeah, they're called discord servers and they raid this place regularly with their forced memes.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:05:58 PM
No.715384717
>>715384861
>>715384597
thatโs fine and all but why do they specifically putt refrence stages to the first DKC and not have k rool mentioned?????
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:06:56 PM
No.715384784
>>715384597
>Like where was Mario during Rare's donkey kong?
Cranky's second screen along with Yoshi and Link if you sucked.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:07:57 PM
No.715384861
>>715384717
To put in the trailers to get people to buy it out of nostalgia.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:08:05 PM
No.715384870
Kremling Kool Krew... ASSEMBLE
>>715384354
> franchise reboot
Why are you assuming that this is the case? First it's a prequel, now it's a reboot?
Pauline being magically de-aged raises the least amount of questions for this situation and the utter rejection of this explanation confounds me
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:13:32 PM
No.715385270
>>715384295
The fact that this is 100% believable is tragic
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:14:25 PM
No.715385340
>>715385179
sometimes the most obvious answer is the correct one but a lot of people REALLLLLLY like to ignore well-structured counter arguments if this place has taught me anything
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:15:40 PM
No.715385434
>>715385893
>>715386390
>>715385179
The four main theories are:
>It's a prequel, and nothing else matters
>It's a reboot/retcon
>Pauline is actually Pauline Jr
>Pauline was de-aged/a young version of Pauline from the past was sent to the present
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:16:00 PM
No.715385458
>>715385914
>>715383624
Cranky wasn't always arcade DK. That was a retcon Rare made to Nintendo's games. It was done late in dev too, with Cranky originally being "Grandpa Kong" with leftover text in DKC1 portraying him as a friendly grandpa.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:16:20 PM
No.715385475
>>715384597
>Like where was Mario during Rare's donkey kong?
Ending of DKC2
>>715385179
Nah Nintendo just not giving a fuck about canon in DK raises the least amount of questions.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:17:15 PM
No.715385541
>>715383748
well heโs be right
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:17:41 PM
No.715385572
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:18:13 PM
No.715385612
>>715383510
Probably how nobody cared about lore back in his days
>>715385535
That's a bingo! The lore, the timeline, the 'implications', none of it matters or is remotely a factor in DKB. It's a silly monke game first and foremost.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:22:09 PM
No.715385893
>>715386347
>>715385179
>>715385434
>First it's a prequel, now it's a reboot?
Yes, while the language is confusing, you can indeed have a reboot that also functions as a prequel or in other words, origin story. This is an origin story for Donkey Kong that goes before anything else that's ever been shown in a Donkey Kong game. This also is a reboot because Donkey Kong is being made by the team that makes Mario again, which is a huge deal in its own right, AND he's gotten a complete re design.
So yes, this is a reboot, and it's an origin story for a NEW version of Donkey Kong.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:22:26 PM
No.715385914
>>715386592
>>715385458
ok but thatโs beta shit, not official confirmation
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:22:29 PM
No.715385916
>>715385698
But Donkey Kong/Super Mario is important to Nintendo's history, its lore is not to be scrambled like The Legend of Zelda's or Pikmin's.
Are RAREfags the most pathetic sub-fanbase of Nintendo fans?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:24:07 PM
No.715386029
>>715385535
>>715385698
If Nintendo cares that little about their games, then why should we care enough to play them?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:25:43 PM
No.715386149
Ok, but what if K Rool is in Bananzaโฆ as an ally?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:26:16 PM
No.715386186
King K. Rool currently exists in a quantum superposition state of "in" and "not in". Schrรถedinger's K. Rool, if you will. But if you collapse the wavefunction, the only valid answer is that he's in
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:26:25 PM
No.715386206
>>715386342
>>715385698
does that mean games like donkey kong 3, dk 94, and tropical freeze are retconned now?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:26:43 PM
No.715386219
>>715386005
Can confirm. In every Star Fox thread you can find this specific Rarecuck in /v/ who spergs about muh poor Rare/Shiggy and Nintendo killed my grandma/Microsoft is not at fault/being a obnoxious prick in general if he sees you having fun hoping for something good to happen to your favorite franchise. Oh and he always uses the same exact fucking filenames.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:27:56 PM
No.715386305
>>715386005
nah FE trannies exist
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:27:58 PM
No.715386310
>>715386364
Is a random Chinese really the only person who has played this lol
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:28:22 PM
No.715386342
>>715386507
>>715386206
Sure, why not. No one with a brain cares.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:28:23 PM
No.715386347
>>715387108
>>715385893
It's not like Nintendo to completely reject their past like that, especially in regards to the most iconic video game in not just in Nintendo's history, but pop culture in general.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:28:38 PM
No.715386364
>>715386310
I thought games were illegal in china...
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:28:57 PM
No.715386390
>>715385434
Its gonna be 2 or 4, ninty is so predictable these days.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:30:25 PM
No.715386507
>>715386342
but we didnโt ask for an ass prequel with disney princess type shit, I donโt understand why miyamoto is so autistic
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:30:41 PM
No.715386527
>>715386710
>>715385535
this is the real answer
>dude I made a song for when DK transforms
>cool, would sound better with vocals though
>okay but why would there be vocals
>pauline, have her ride on DK's back
>wait no she's too big for that to work
>just make her young enough to fit then
instead of
>DUDE THIS ONE LINE FROM JUMP UP SUPERSTAR IS TOTALLY A CONFIRMATION THAT PAULINE ISN'T ACTUALLY PAULINE AND IS SECRETLY MARIO'S DAUGHTER, IGNORE THAT THIS WASN'T EVEN AN IDEA BACK THEN
>>715385914
The point being that Cranky being arcade DK was a last minute decision that retconed NoJ's lore without their permission. None of the recent DK or Mario spinoff titles affirm the Cranky lore, with some titles like MvDK contradicting it. It's clear Nintendo no longer considers it canon.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:32:58 PM
No.715386710
>>715386527
It's actually the latter and also K. Rool is in
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:36:04 PM
No.715386919
>>715387225
>>715387502
>>715386592
/our/ dk never acted like the arcade oldie, and if youโre saying all this then what happened to dk jr?? why do all of this prequel nonsense if you havenโt done it sooner, literally no one at retro studios was stopping them.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:36:06 PM
No.715386920
>>715387126
>>715386592
>It's clear Nintendo no longer considers it canon.
Which is why Cranky doesn't appear at all in Bananza
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:37:26 PM
No.715386997
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:37:57 PM
No.715387031
>>715387190
ODD ROCK. Hmm, how interesting that Nintendo would design a completely new character that they would subsequently remove pre-release for marketing materials. ODD ROCK.. sound familiar? What about ODD KROC?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:38:38 PM
No.715387069
>>715356762
I hate that retro pig character. So I don't trust that faggot tranny.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:38:38 PM
No.715387072
>>715387286
>>715387452
>Nintendo doesn't care about continuity
>to make this clear they put in a bunch of references and dialogue that makes placing this game in any coherent timeline impossible.
>It IS a prequel with Young Pauline, but DK already went on his adventure in DKC, but also hasn't made a name for himself and Cranky is the Kong who had a rivalry with Mario and kidnapped Pauline in the past when she was an adult because fuck you.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:39:05 PM
No.715387108
>>715386347
>especially in regards to the most iconic video game in not just in Nintendo's history, but pop culture in general.
So then why did Nintendo give Rare, an outside company full creative control over Donkey Kong?
Why did they then pass it on to Retro, a western studio that's not in-house at Nintendo? Clearly Nintendo was okay with pushing off DK to other developers and letting them put their own spin on things. It worked well with Rare, but then Rare broke off. Maybe Nintendo wants to rebrand it, and we've already seen them make a huge redesign of Donkey Kong's character, so that goes against your whole "nintendo wouldnt reject their past". They're not rejecting their past, they're reinventing a character. Same thing they reinvented zelda to go from Ocarina Style gameplay to a totally different type of game in BotW. it's barely even a Zelda game in the formula it follows. It doesn't mean they "rejcted their past". They're just paving a new way for the character by reinventing the world the character is in.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:39:14 PM
No.715387126
>>715387407
>>715386920
Cranky is just DK's dad or grandpa, not arcade DK. It's not that deep.
Might be asking for too much but imagine if they got Benedict Campbell to voice him again, his voice is perfect for the role
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:39:59 PM
No.715387190
>>715387354
>>715387031
It would've been pretty damn kino if Pauline hadn't gotten leaked by... Nintendo Taiwan I think it was?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:40:30 PM
No.715387225
>>715387324
>>715391230
>>715386919
>then what happened to dk jr??
diddy took the role of dk's smaller companion, look no further than diddy taking his place in double dash
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:40:33 PM
No.715387231
>>715387146
If they're not even having Charles Martinet voice Mario, it's never gonna happen
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:41:19 PM
No.715387286
>>715387072
It is obvious that all of this damage control is from people who would rather Pauline not have a Jr. counterpart.
I can't imagine why Pauline having a daughter is a bad thing.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:41:58 PM
No.715387324
>>715387605
>>715387225
diddy was never jr albeit, never implied in official lore either.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:42:26 PM
No.715387354
>>715387190
The leak was from Nintendo's Korean website.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:42:33 PM
No.715387362
>>715387591
>>715388160
>niggers having serious unironic debates about the fucking Donkey Kong timeline
Jesus Christ anons
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:43:12 PM
No.715387407
>>715387126
zoom zooms never played the original donkey kong, why would they change lore like this now?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:43:17 PM
No.715387412
>>715387852
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:43:56 PM
No.715387440
>>715388279
>>715387146
That fanmade song genuinely cemented him as THE K.rool voice for me, he could be genuinely amazing with the right direction and lines
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:44:00 PM
No.715387452
>>715387072
Screencapping this
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:44:36 PM
No.715387502
>>715386919
What do you think Jungle Beat was? Even Retro's games could be considered a reboot as they slowly reintroduce Race's concepts.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:45:44 PM
No.715387591
>>715387362
would you rather have the shartline autists talk about her fetus feet?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:46:02 PM
No.715387605
>>715387324
>diddy was never jr albeit
I never said he was, you asked why he doesn't appear and I responded that diddy filled the role of a smaller counterpart to dk, evident in the double dash replacement
but rare did pitch his design as jr. before nintendo told them it was too different
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:48:53 PM
No.715387823
>>715391450
Miyamoto said that he loved DKC and Rare, I can't believe you niggers keep parroting this same shit, years after it was refuted. Shut the hell up.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:49:16 PM
No.715387852
>>715388165
>>715387412
Wow, Cranky is an old guy that references old games! What's next, you gonna tell me Cranky was the old man in Zelda because he says "it's dangerous to go alone" in Returns?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:51:20 PM
No.715388004
>>715388061
What's this about K. Rool? Is he confirmed in?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:52:04 PM
No.715388061
>>715388125
>>715388004
We have no clue, no one is actually leaking anything yet
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:52:57 PM
No.715388125
>>715388386
>>715388412
>>715388061
Is the game really that long?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:53:33 PM
No.715388160
>>715387362
>Anon sees a display of fun autism
>Exclaims it in a weird tone to pretend its something bad because he's a jaded faggot
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:53:35 PM
No.715388165
>>715388618
>>715387852
>None of the recent DK or Mario spinoff titles
>Bananza affirms the Cranky lore
>No, that doesn't count
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:55:08 PM
No.715388279
>>715387146
>>715387440
Nintendo would never even fucking consider doing it but it would be absolute kino. He was so good in RtCI that I have a hard time imagining anyone else in the role.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:56:48 PM
No.715388386
>>715388125
Software security is almost airtight with an unhacked console and the few physical copies that break street date just aren't ending up in the right hands. The only leaker was locked in his wage cage.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:57:07 PM
No.715388412
>>715388659
>>715388687
>>715388125
game is confirmed to be as big as botw
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:00:15 AM
No.715388618
>>715388165
Oh I'm sorry, where in your pic does it state that Cranky was the arcade DK that kidnapped Pauline or that his rival was specifically Mario?
None of the Retro games aknowledge it. None of the Mario spinoffs with DK aknowledge it. The movie and theme park doesn't aknowledge it. Nintendo continues to treat modern and arcade DK as the same character, and it's hilarious watching idiots bend over backwards trying to fit Rare's meta joke into modern Nintendo stories.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:00:54 AM
No.715388659
>>715388412
>confirmed to be as big as botw
What does that even mean? Botw is a big open world with a lot of little things inside but the actual linear set pieces are pretty small. So are you saying it's like oddsey(which we already know it is) in that finishing the game isn't very long but there's a lot of additional content?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:01:19 AM
No.715388687
>>715388412
According to who? I thought China bro didnโt get very far
>And while the team debated on how much of the human world and more Donkey Kong Country-specific wilderness to include, one character addition was non-negotiable for Motokura: โOne thing I wanted to make sure we definitely included was Cranky Kong. Maybe itโs just because Iโm a fan, personally, but I wanted to make sure he was included.โ
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/rs-gaming/donkey-kong-bananza-devs-explain-pauline-1235380842/
truly. Cranky is the most beloved Kong after DK
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:08:07 AM
No.715389171
>>715389093
Having Dixie at all is already a huge step up from most of the series
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:08:52 AM
No.715389220
Can't wait to emulate the game on my deck when the emulator releases in a few weeks
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:08:57 AM
No.715389226
>>715389093
Shiggy loves Cranky as well
Game is 100% going to be a full-on reboot AND prequel to make way for upcoming cinematic universe BS, calling it now.
Nintendo did the same for Pikmin with 4, and will likely do the same for Zelda with the upcoming OoT remake as well.
They're now realizing that they fucked up ignoring & avoiding story, lore and narrative implications for so long; and that they can't continue doing so if they want to become the new Disney with established cinematic universes and TV series. So they're retconning and rebooting things now while they can before the uber-normies jump on the bandwagon and start committing to their brands in a remotely serious manner.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:09:43 AM
No.715389274
>>715389093
Developers love Cranky because they are him secretly.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:09:58 AM
No.715389293
>>715389093
>One thing I wanted to make sure we definitely included was Cranky Kong.
based
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:11:00 AM
No.715389352
>>715389239
>with the upcoming OoT remake as well.
no such thing
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:11:37 AM
No.715389395
>>715389239
Canโt wait to see Pauline in the donkey kong movie
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:12:15 AM
No.715389426
>>715389538
>>715389239
Wake me up when Cranky Kong is now royalty
>>715389239
Honestly I was like 99% sure K Rool is in but this game being lore-friendly to a movie has me rethinking it a little bit. I doubt Nintendo would want K Rool to be in the movie but I guess crazier shit has happened.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:13:11 AM
No.715389479
>>715389093
I unironically think that if you were going to only include one other Kong, Cranky is the one to go with. He's a good representation of the humorous side of the series and he can work in just about any context.
I am glad they didn't stop with just him though.
>>715389426
Fred Armisen was an odd choice.
>>715389462
>I doubt Nintendo would want K Rool to be in the movie
They put fucking Swanky Kong in the Mario movie.
>>715389462
literally who else would be the big bad in DK movie, if anything k rool appearing in bananza and then going on to appear in the movie makes the most sense
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:16:05 AM
No.715389656
>>715389239
Please dear God no.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:16:32 AM
No.715389696
>>715389905
>>715389560
Okay, which kings were in that flick? Diddy, Dixie, Chunky, Kiddy, Cranky... who else?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:16:39 AM
No.715389703
>>715389897
>>715389596
Jungle Beat Kongs
Tiki Tong
Snowmads
Void Kong
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:16:44 AM
No.715389709
>>715389462
I'm actually thinking in the exact opposite direction. If they're doing a standalone DK movie with no Mario, who else could be the villain? Lord Fredrik? Fucking Tiki Tong? There's nothing to work with there. And the studio will want normie recognition from Smash and parents who played DKC back in the day. It's gotta be him.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:16:49 AM
No.715389717
>>715390474
>>715393417
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:17:30 AM
No.715389757
>>715395464
>>715389560
And Chunky Kong whom everyone thought he died.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:19:09 AM
No.715389867
>>715383971
>We're going to drill a big beautiful hole and the Kongs are going to pay for it
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:19:09 AM
No.715389869
>>715390474
>>715389596
Theme park gave the answer.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:19:42 AM
No.715389897
>>715390327
>>715389703
>Jungle Beat Kongs
who
>Tiki Tong
okay considering the theme park this is a possibility but I don't really see illumination going for it, just wouldn't sell toys as well
>Snowmads
no
>Void Kong
too new/would too big a gamble to decide on making the making the main villain in a movie
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:19:47 AM
No.715389905
>>715389696
Funky was there too
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:22:07 AM
No.715390059
They should change cranky to act like master roshi
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:22:36 AM
No.715390090
>>715389596
Look man I WANT him to be the villain. But this is Nintendo we are talking about. K Rool hasn't been seen in a million years. It makes a lot of sense for them to just to use a new villain or do some random crossover bullshit.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:26:11 AM
No.715390327
>>715390507
>>715389897
They were made by Nintendo EAD, they're worth more than most DKC characters.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:26:18 AM
No.715390338
>>715391296
The final boss is gonna be lanky Kong. He was pissed that everyone made fun of him saying he has no style or grace so he turned evil and tried to take over the center of the earth
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:26:21 AM
No.715390343
>>715390487
>>715386005
>Rarefags
>"Nintendo fans"
They're snoys if anything.
Was that final boss image from another thread real or AI?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:28:28 AM
No.715390474
>>715390902
>>715389717
>>715389869
Fucking hell, i would take anybody over the fucking tikis, even stanley
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:28:40 AM
No.715390487
>>715390535
>>715390343
But Rare never made a Sony published game
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:28:54 AM
No.715390506
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:28:54 AM
No.715390507
>>715390327
nigga I think the last time these guys were seen was as a sticker in brawl, no one knows them, the voidco kongs have a better chance, even the snowmads have a better chance at least they were the main baddies in a tropical freeze on switch so kids could know them
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:29:16 AM
No.715390535
>>715390487
Doesn't change the fact that both Rarefags and snoys both seethe at Nintendo to no end
>Nintendo: We don't like using Rare characters
>WILL A RARE CHARACTER BE THE MAIN VILLAIN OF NINTENDO GAME?!??!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:29:56 AM
No.715390580
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:30:04 AM
No.715390591
>>715390780
>>715390817
Canโt wait for loli Pauline to turn out to not actually be Pauline and just Odd Rock taking her form for some reason, making all this speculation moot.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:30:07 AM
No.715390595
>>715390460
>Floating in the middle of the air
>3 fingers on one hand, 4 on the other
Fake
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:30:26 AM
No.715390615
>>715390551
Nintendo didn't say that.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:31:46 AM
No.715390730
>>715390851
>>715390551
>"We dont like using Rare characters"
>Adds the entirety of the Rare cast into the game and the movie, except for Lanky.
>Even fucking Chunky
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:32:11 AM
No.715390757
>>715390551
Yea this is why K Rool won't be in the movie (and maybe by extension not in the game). Nintendo hasn't shown any love for him in a long long time. Why on earth would they spend a massive amount of money making a blockbuster movie with him as the main villain? Makes no sense.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:32:19 AM
No.715390764
RARE CHARACTERS?
MORE LIKE RARELY USED CHARACTERS!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:32:23 AM
No.715390769
>>715391517
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:32:25 AM
No.715390770
>>715390551
>We don't like using Rare characters
>cranky
>diddy
>dixie
>rambi
>inb4 NOOOOOO THOSE DON'T COUNT, BECAUSE THEY JUST DON'T OKAY
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:32:30 AM
No.715390780
>>715390591
Why do you think that?
She literally says "I'm free!" when she is revealed.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:32:56 AM
No.715390817
>>715390591
That was the stupidest theory + the direct debunked it
>>715390730
>except for Lanky.
where was tiny, kiddy, wrinkly, etc?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:34:06 AM
No.715390902
>>715391350
>>715390474
It's no coincidence that returns got an hd port with a large marketing campaign. Embrace the tikis, for they are here to stay.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:34:28 AM
No.715390920
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:35:11 AM
No.715390969
>>715390851
>Where was Tiny
Why, My peanuuus weanuuus of course :D
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:35:11 AM
No.715390971
>>715390851
The other two weren't there but Kiddy was in the rainbow road scene driving one of the cars
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:36:47 AM
No.715391090
>>715389538
>make Cranky an old kvetching Jew
Fucking LAME
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:37:13 AM
No.715391129
How long until more leaks
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:38:44 AM
No.715391230
>>715387225
Jr never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:38:53 AM
No.715391237
>>715391306
>>715390851
>wrinkly
she's fucking dead
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:39:41 AM
No.715391296
>>715390338
I want edgelord Lanky Kong rebelling for God DK sending him to the center of the earth to hold it together
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:39:49 AM
No.715391306
>>715391237
her ghost appears in more games than her live self. she's fine.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:40:08 AM
No.715391320
>>715391542
>>715389538
This might have been the worst voice ever put in a 3D animated movie, or at least in the bottom 5 worst
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:40:29 AM
No.715391350
>>715390902
The tikis suck though
Why couldn't Retro come up with any good villains for their DK games?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:40:52 AM
No.715391371
>>715389239
yepm, its painfully obvious
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:41:43 AM
No.715391415
>>715391470
>>715392297
>K. Rool has not appeared yet
I thought I warned you all what will happen to Gohan if he doesn't show up, right?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:42:15 AM
No.715391450
>>715391781
>>715387823
>Miyamoto said that he loved DKC and Rare
that's called business
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:42:31 AM
No.715391470
>>715392558
>>715392626
>>715391415
Dude, NOTHING has appeared yet
No Rambi minigame
No boss fights
No new transformations
Nothing
There's no retard-kun streaming
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:43:09 AM
No.715391516
>>715391657
reviews dropping when? tuesday?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:43:11 AM
No.715391517
>>715391792
>>715390769
The cartoon voices in general were perfectly fitting. Unfortunately, that comes at the consequence of Diddy having the most obnoxious tumor of a voice imaginable.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:43:31 AM
No.715391542
>>715389538
>>715391320
They clearly were going for a Gilbert Godfrey like performance.
Too bad you can't copy the king.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:43:36 AM
No.715391550
>>715390551
Nintendo likes the Rare games. Get over it. Even the concept of Donkey Kong liking bananas is from Rare. You don't just randomly put in the DK Rap, Ohh banana, Minecart Madness, Bramble Scramble, gnawty, etc, into a game if you don't like that stuff
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:43:51 AM
No.715391567
>>715355249 (OP)
he's not in and there's going to be unbelievable cope or they put a stinger dlc or sequel bait in from a day one patch so leakers can't reveal him.
>Jungle Beat interview was mistranslated
>Miyamoto quote was telephoned hard when it was really the Yoshi's Island team wanting to do something different from DKC regarding the look of the game
>Nintendo was the one who suggested Smash Ultimate's DLC which included Banjo-Kazooie
>Rare's games are on NSO
>They got DK64 on the Wii U virtual console (and soon NSO if the accidental leak is any indication) despite Jetpac potentially being a problem
>Rare's games are in Nintendo's own museum including Goldeneye
>DKC music, DK rap, etc is in Bananza with other references such as a petrified enemies
>Challenge Courses resemble past DKC stages
Nintendo doesn't hate Rare
Even post-buyout they still worked with them with the DKC ports on GBA and the Diddy Kong Racing remake people would rather just forget even existed.
The absence of Kremlings wasn't a sudden shift, they were prominent in the Paon era and even that waggle fest racing game introduced a whole slew of them.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:45:07 AM
No.715391657
I have a feeling that once you're 3 hours in the game it becomes a bloated TotK-tier grindathon that feels very similar to Ubisoft games, and each Level just has 1 cutscene for the boss and transition to next map, and there's only really a story to speak of in the beginning and end of the game, that winds up being superficial and not what it seems.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:46:59 AM
No.715391781
>>715391450
>he's already resorting to weebonese humility cope
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:47:04 AM
No.715391791
>>715391680
>platformer
>story story story story story.
Oh no!!!!!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:47:04 AM
No.715391792
>>715391517
Diddy had a perfectly fine voice, but he should've had a different sing voice
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:47:42 AM
No.715391843
>>715391585
It was only Retro that distances themselves from the Kremlings, sadly they were the only ones bothering with DK from like 2010 through 2025.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:48:14 AM
No.715391878
>>715391585
Nintendo had already been making Yoshi's Island long before DKC. Super Donkey is from at least 1991 or 1992. The idea that they made Yoshi's Island specifically look that way to give them the finger is just nonsense. Plus Yoshi's Island fucking has pre-rendered art in the fucking game.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:49:58 AM
No.715391986
>>715391680
dude who gives a shit about the story, the less there is the better. it's gonna be terrible as well with pauline singing and shit.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:50:31 AM
No.715392024
The final Grumpy Kong battle has him use K. Rool's skeleton as the base of his final mech, he's in the belly and it's kind of weird and fetishy but the battle arena is a dilapidated version of the DK64 arena.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:50:57 AM
No.715392058
>>715391680
>bloated TotK-tier grindathon
par for course with dk64
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:51:02 AM
No.715392064
>>715392243
>>715392428
Rare invented the rocket barrel FYI
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:53:40 AM
No.715392243
>>715392064
And their version was the worst one.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:54:25 AM
No.715392297
>>715392328
>>715391415
Small head Bejita leave that child alone!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:54:58 AM
No.715392328
>>715392297
>leave that child alone!
let*
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:55:06 AM
No.715392342
So the only person willing to do leaks is some worked to death grave yard shift Chinese man?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:55:26 AM
No.715392368
>>715392536
>>715391585
>Retro Studios explicitly stated that they didn't want to use the Kremlings from the start because they just wanted to try new things
>HUHHHHH WHERE K ROOL MIYAMOTO HATE THEM GRRRR
>DURRR SNOWMAD LEADER IS K ROOL IN DISGUISE BECAUSE HE WORE DISGUISES BEFORE
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:56:08 AM
No.715392428
>>715393226
>>715392064
pre-rendered grand canyon. soul.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:57:41 AM
No.715392536
>>715392826
>>715392878
>>715392368
>SNOWMAD LEADER IS K ROOL IN DISGUISE BECAUSE HE WORE DISGUISES BEFORE
that was the funniest bit of speculation i've ever seen lmao
what is it about k rool that makes people so uniquely autistic? are rarefags just like this?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:58:02 AM
No.715392558
>>715391470
How has he been doing it this long yet remains so bad?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:58:58 AM
No.715392626
>>715392789
>>715391470
>No Rambi minigame
Are they that far in or is the chink that shit at the game?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:01:22 AM
No.715392789
>>715392626
Worse. He's a wagie so he can only play a little at a time.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:01:28 AM
No.715392797
>>715392826
>>715392923
He has too much of that Rare "stench" on him. They've made the conscious decision to exclude him and not Kongs like Cranky for awhile now.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:01:58 AM
No.715392826
>>715392913
>>715392536
>>715392797
and you people who hate him and insult those who wanted him are no better. go fuck yourself.
>>715392536
Mainly its that all the new villains have been unforgettable/mid. Easy to keep saying "why the fuck isn't K Rool back" when they KEEP missing
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:03:10 AM
No.715392913
>>715393083
>>715392826
Fuck off, I don't hate him. I just acknowledge that Nintendo aren't budging on this.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:03:17 AM
No.715392923
>>715392797
They made a whole world in Bananza based on Expresso who is one of the Rare-iest DKC characters
>>715392878
>all the new villains have been unforgettable/mid
K. Rool hasn't even been consistent since day 1. His first appearance is on par with Tiki Tong. Him as a captain wasn't explored much and him as a scientist was executed poorly. 64 was the best in terms of actual personality and knowing what to do with the character.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:05:03 AM
No.715393043
>>715393161
>>715393274
>>715392878
Doesn't help Fredrick's boss fight ended up being heavily inspired by K. Rool's DKC1 and 2 fights. Gave him a real "We have K. Rool at home" vibe.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:05:33 AM
No.715393083
>>715393172
>>715392913
well... you are calling rarefags, 'autistic' and 'rarefags'. you arent helping your case. and if you arent that guy. then you are the one saying rare characters are cursed and stench.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:06:33 AM
No.715393161
>>715393043
He's also got the same body type and doesn't really do anything to make him a character. I guess his ice dragons were cool, wish they were more than just projectiles. Imagine him riding a giant one that slices the mountain open
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:06:46 AM
No.715393172
>>715393083
Then maybe Rarefags should stop acting like snoys.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:07:35 AM
No.715393226
>>715392428
Those levels had a great track too. I enjoy most of the game's OST desu
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:08:03 AM
No.715393274
>>715393367
>>715393043
The problem with Fredrick was that there wasn't really any build up to him. They kind of hide his face at the start, but it's not like he shows up more times outside of that. Rare did the same with K. Rool and that got a pass.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:09:02 AM
No.715393357
>>715393029
>His first appearance is on par with Tiki Tong.
He has the Fake Kredits which give him an edge over Head With Hands.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:09:11 AM
No.715393367
>>715393274
I think another problem is that despite not being k rool, heโs clearly derivative of him, just look at his boss fight
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:09:24 AM
No.715393384
>>715392878
Unforgettable means "very memorable" anon.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:09:49 AM
No.715393417
>>715389717
>use Tikis for the DK movie
>They did this because they didn't want to use K Rool, and ez model reuse for an Andross Model if there ever is a Star Fox movie.
Well done, Nintendo and Illumination. Getting the most out of your movies.
I really can't see how they'd even incorporate K. Rool into a game featuring Pauline.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:10:56 AM
No.715393487
>>715393731
>>715393909
>>715393029
>His first appearance is on par with Tiki Tong.
K. Rool at least had the fake out but yeah, scrimblo villains are difficult to become as beloved as the heroes for obvious reasons.
Bowser and Eggman weren't as defined as they were in their debuts, Cortex's appeal comes from just how pathetic he is and that took until the third game to hammer down, and Gruntilda is probably the only one I can think of who fucking nailed it in their first go
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:11:58 AM
No.715393562
>>715393435
Make him hate humans too because they're still primates and look too much like kongs
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:12:18 AM
No.715393585
YOUR TAKING TOO KONG
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:12:51 AM
No.715393626
>>715393435
pauline is a rock, there's no point applying logic
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:14:12 AM
No.715393731
>>715393487
Eggman was pretty defined from the get-go but most of it was just in the Japanese Manual, (selfish manchild who hates how Sonic shows him up so he collects the Chaos Emeralds to make superweapons to beat Sonic)
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:14:14 AM
No.715393734
>>715393435
I think itโd be cool if he tried guilting dk over his and crankyโs past actions regarding pauline
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:14:42 AM
No.715393765
Someone just rip the Kong Bananza theme without sound effects
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:16:17 AM
No.715393880
>>715393029
In the trilogy he changes his gimmick to match the theme of the game. Kaptain K. Rool doesn't need to be "explored", there's no story, his army and island sell the pirate theme and he's only there to cap it off.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:16:44 AM
No.715393909
>>715393975
>>715393487
>and Gruntilda is probably the only one I can think of who fucking nailed it in their first go
They're not Kirby's long lasting arch but Marx
Dark Matter also but it's more specific to an arc rather than the whole series
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:16:59 AM
No.715393929
Pauline shouldn't even be in the game.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:17:00 AM
No.715393931
>>715393029
Bro his first appearance with Kredits/one of the best villain themes of all time far surpasses Tiki Tong.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:18:00 AM
No.715393975
>>715393909
dark matter feels like they were trying to decide on how big of a threat it was
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:18:38 AM
No.715394023
>>715394116
>>715394301
I think even if K Rool is not in, the hopers can be forgiven, since they were weirdly cagey about the story at all.
Pauline was not supposed to leak that early or maybe not at all.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:20:09 AM
No.715394115
>>715394282
>>715394354
I mean, on one hand I want K. Rool but like, I don't want Void Kong's role go to waste. However at this point with the "DEFINITELY your boss" image is making it clear he's working for someone bigger than him
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:20:11 AM
No.715394116
>>715394023
>the hopers can be forgiven, since they were weirdly cagey about the story at all
They were also cagey about Mario Wonder's "bosses" before release, and for very good reason. I've learned from that not to huff hopium too much.
You know those Japanese versions of some Crash Bandicoot games where they change the design to appeal more to the Japanese audience? That reminds me of this new DK.
Along with Cranky, who looks practically the same, Rambi has also been reverted to his Rare design. And my god, how is it possible they can't make his fur look good? It looks like feathers.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:21:34 AM
No.715394210
The thing with K. Rool is that his initial popularity is an extension of the Kremling's as a whole
They're a genuinely fun batch of weirdos so naturally their leader would be inherently popular as well
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:22:36 AM
No.715394282
>>715394115
I mean he's a the president. Aren't the CEO and shareholders generally a bit more important?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:22:42 AM
No.715394290
>>715394589
>>715394186
Tropical Freeze had great looking fur. I get Bananza is trying to look cartoonier than TF but surely they could've had cartoonier fur that didn't look like that
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:22:49 AM
No.715394301
>>715394023
Having those golden skeletons be in the game and not including K Rool in some fashion would just be a huge bait imo
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:23:05 AM
No.715394321
>>715393435
Have Mayor Pauline from Odyssey visit DK Island for a political negotiation, only to be kidnapped by King K. Rool
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:23:25 AM
No.715394337
>>715393435
>void co use banandium to revive kremling fossils in the rocks
>mysterious rock ambiguously carried by void co in ingot aisle attack, maybe the source of a low laugh in the scene
>pauline is young, possibly as a result of time magic, which may be the same mechanism of reviving kremlings and k rool
stretching it
>void co maybe attack NDC searching for an "alligator in the sewer" to find the fossil, pauline is transformed and sealed away, DK possibly also deaged w/ amnesia
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:23:38 AM
No.715394345
>>715394186
DK's shit fur flares up my autism something fierce because NO ONE ELSE has fur that shit looking. Not VoidCo, not the returning Kongs, not the new monkey NPCs, NO ONE.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:23:45 AM
No.715394354
>>715394115
K. Rool could be the Dedede of the game and be controlled by Void Co.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:24:01 AM
No.715394372
>>715394480
>>715394186
>they change the design to appeal more to the Japanese audience
This DK is based on movie DK though
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:24:38 AM
No.715394420
>>715394602
>>715395067
king k rool isn't in the game, but his mom kween k rool is. she's a secret boss and to beat her, you need to go bananza and slap her tits REALLY hard
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:25:13 AM
No.715394459
>>715394497
>>715394525
>>715394186
>where they change the design to appeal more to the Japanese audience?
By referencing a design initially made to appeal to the WESTERN audience? You know arcade DK and movie DK are based on the Popeye era, right?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:25:38 AM
No.715394480
>>715394372
Why isn't he speaking English with Pauline then?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:25:59 AM
No.715394497
>>715394605
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:26:24 AM
No.715394525
>>715394459
but arcade dk is cranky doe
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:26:39 AM
No.715394541
>>715393435
Iโll admit it feel weird to combine Pauline with Rare DK stuff but I donโt see any reason it couldnโt work
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:27:22 AM
No.715394589
>>715394290
He looks great in TF.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:27:36 AM
No.715394602
>>715395961
>>715394420
Welp, guess I'm getting a switch 2
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:27:38 AM
No.715394605
>>715394750
>>715394497
>originally going to be a Popeye game
>not noticing he's blatantly based on Bluto
>>715393435
nobody gave a shit about pauline even after her appearance in odyssey, she has zero personality
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:29:19 AM
No.715394709
>>715394909
>>715394662
>nobody gave a shit about pauline even after her appearance in odyssey
I bet you said the same thing about Rosalina and Galaxy.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:30:03 AM
No.715394750
>>715394945
>>715394605
Popeye and King Kong are both Japanese, this is fake news.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:30:20 AM
No.715394776
>>715394903
>>715394662
>she has zero personality
She has more personality than Dixie. That's why one is relegated to quest NPC while the other is playable.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:31:15 AM
No.715394840
>>715395029
>>715394662
People slowly began to care when she started showing up in spinoffs, and a fuckton of 'people' now care greatly about Pauline with the Bananza design.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:32:17 AM
No.715394903
>>715394776
Not really, Dixie was already venturing into enemy territory when Pauline had fallen into oblivion.
>>715394709
Rosalina has an actual lore, shartline is just the average art hoe you see in florida
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:33:00 AM
No.715394940
>>715395037
>>715394662
diddyfag cope
guess who accompanies dk? not diddy
guess who is in mario kart world? not diddy
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:33:07 AM
No.715394945
>>715395327
>>715394750
>Popeye and King Kong are both Japanese, this is fake news.
Why would Japan make WW2 propaganda where they're the villains?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkcsIb2l3A
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:33:13 AM
No.715394953
>>715395051
>>715395090
Rambi is confirmed and Expresso is basically too (even if not there are tons of clones of him and the elder even wears his shoes), do you think we'll see any other animal buddies?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:34:43 AM
No.715395029
>>715394840
Reminds me of this 3DS Medabot game where nobody gave a damn about it, but once they revealed there were girls whose clothes you could rip off in combat... interest went up.
>>715394940
name one personality trait shartline gained without lolifaggotry, go ahead.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:34:53 AM
No.715395046
>>715394909
>Rosalina has an actual lore
>generic muh mom died
>scrubbed clean with Galaxy 2
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:34:55 AM
No.715395051
>>715394953
If there's a swimming banaza there's a decent chance of Enguarde or Enguarde adjacent swordfish.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:35:03 AM
No.715395054
>>715394662
Why are diddyfags seething over pauline so much?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:35:12 AM
No.715395067
>>715394420
She should be fatter.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:35:36 AM
No.715395090
>>715394953
Engaurde and Squawks feel like shoe-ins. I'd like also to see Rattly or Squitter.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:35:53 AM
No.715395105
>>715395320
>>715395037
>also a k rool fag
oh no no no
I can't wait for your malding threads while the rest of use enjoy bananza
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:36:16 AM
No.715395127
>>715394909
Already retconned, Kiddo, she's a baby who attends Mario Kart races
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:36:38 AM
No.715395150
HES IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:37:07 AM
No.715395182
>less than 80 hours to go
HURRY THE FUCK UP ALREADY
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:37:48 AM
No.715395229
>>715395329
>>715395342
Donkey Kong Banaza is clearly a game that has enormous reverence for arcade-era Donkey Kong and modern Donkey Kong, and has consolidated them into a singular and original thing, that is both respectful and forward-thinking. Of course people on /v/ do not realize something like this, because ideas like respect, appreciation, and empathy don't exist here. This game is beyond your understandings.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:37:55 AM
No.715395234
>>715394662
Sadly that's a reason why she is so easy to put in whatever situation they want
>Pauline is now a worker at mario's toy company
>Pauline is now the mayor of a whole city
>Pauline is now a little girl who has magic singing powers
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:38:17 AM
No.715395258
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:39:28 AM
No.715395320
>>715395401
>>715395105
>doesnโt try to explain her personality
you canโt be serious man.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:39:33 AM
No.715395327
>>715394945
It's a Japanese-made satire that parodies American patriotism that audiences sarcastically laughed at. You wouldn't get it...
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:39:34 AM
No.715395329
>>715395229
im not a pedophile
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:39:39 AM
No.715395340
is it happening?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:39:41 AM
No.715395342
>>715395229
I'm just here to jack off to Pauline's feet
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:40:01 AM
No.715395351
>>715394909
Pauline in the Bananza direct alone has more lore than these three pics combined.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:40:16 AM
No.715395364
>>715395465
It's funny as hell that the person who got the game early is some Chinese sweat shop worker who has to go work at midnight on a Sunday so we just have this torrent of schizoposters
Where is the Pauline Jr. guy? Get him in here so we can have all the lunatics in the same thread
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:40:18 AM
No.715395370
>>715395252
.....the Assist Trophy contest.
>>715395320
explain k rool's personality without saying 'crazy'
oh wait you can't
because they couldn't decide on anything because he was generic crocodile lmao
dk64 even had him get a boner for candy because lol funny
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:40:46 AM
No.715395404
>>715395252
the trash bin
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:40:52 AM
No.715395410
Raresnoys... i kneeru
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:41:21 AM
No.715395436
>>715395520
>>715395795
I like to think platformer villains operating under a system like the one in Venture Bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHoVsAjTeAM
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:41:43 AM
No.715395464
>>715389757
what the fuck are dixie and diddy on
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:41:44 AM
No.715395465
>>715395364
I mean that describes most people in China. If it was going to leak there it was more likely this would happen than not.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:42:21 AM
No.715395513
>>715395401
Imperialistic
>>715395436
Whoโs the monarch of platforming villains
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:42:36 AM
No.715395527
>>715395689
>>715395401
>pauline fans are now seething at me clarifying shes a basic art hoe
golden.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:42:39 AM
No.715395530
Lot of people bitching about Rare here in this thread about a game that's one of the biggest Rare homages ever
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:43:02 AM
No.715395551
>>715395963
>>715395252
.....the sexiest girl contest
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:43:42 AM
No.715395590
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU STUPID CHINK?! WHY EVEN SHOW OFF YOU HAVE THE GAME IF YOU AREN"T GONNA POST SHIT ABOUT IT?!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:43:42 AM
No.715395591
>>715395401
What's Bowser's personality?
What's Princess Peach's personality?
What's Mario's personality?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:43:45 AM
No.715395594
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:44:29 AM
No.715395641
>>715380943
Because he put the game in his Switch 2 and it won't fucking work because the system has an official release date.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:44:38 AM
No.715395650
where are the leaks, i was promised leaks
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:44:52 AM
No.715395661
>>715395963
>>715395252
>Is still a prominent character in her series
>Meanwhile K droll got cucked out of his series
Yep, she won.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:45:07 AM
No.715395673
>>715395520
Bowser obviously
K. Rool is probably like a 5 or 6
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:45:11 AM
No.715395676
>>715395978
>>715395520
Monarch at his peak?
K. Rool I think
Monarch at his lowest?
Cortex I guess?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:45:19 AM
No.715395685
>posted it again award
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:45:22 AM
No.715395689
>>715395809
>>715395527
Nobody is seething at anything, you samefagging schizo. Now quit pretending you're arguing with anyone but yourself when we all just want to play the game.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:46:18 AM
No.715395756
>>715395978
>>715395520
Unironically probably K. Rool
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:46:47 AM
No.715395795
>>715395436
Going by how Moarch talks about Level 10s and Lower levels.
>Level 10 Bowser and Eggman are consistently and members of the Council.
>Dr. Cortex moves around a bit from a level 4 to Level 10 depending on who's on deck with him or not.
>Dr. Nefarious was an easy level 10 at the start but from R&C3's ending to AciT he wasn't level 10 again was ages.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:47:00 AM
No.715395809
>>715395843
>>715395689
you still havenโt mentioned her personality albeit
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:47:08 AM
No.715395816
>>715395037
Not him, but Pauline goes from being a shy girl with stage fright to a confident career driven woman with a seductive tone. Her clothes also give her a more tomboyish look, implying that she grows up from being a tomboy to a proper feminine woman that wears makeup.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:47:08 AM
No.715395818
>>715395985
God I can't wait for her game to be out.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:47:27 AM
No.715395843
>>715395809
I'm not the same person (You), retard.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:47:27 AM
No.715395845
715393798
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:47:37 AM
No.715395853
What would you guys like for a DK villian anyways? What else would they do aside from stealing bananas?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:48:12 AM
No.715395901
Holy shit, you Smashfags and your character wars are fucking annoying.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:48:15 AM
No.715395902
>>715394662
>we could've had Diddy making monkey screeching sounds instead and shot "EEKS" and "OOH OOH AH AHS" at ememies
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:49:11 AM
No.715395961
>>715394602
I can't find a Switch 2 anywhere. They lied about handling stock well.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:49:13 AM
No.715395963
>>715396229
>>715396354
>>715395551
>>715395661
>*Assist Trophy and not even talking about microgames noises*
What? Sorry I don't understand kiddy fiddler language
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:49:26 AM
No.715395978
>>715396016
>>715395676
>>715395756
If k rool is monarch, dedede is sgt hatred
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:49:31 AM
No.715395985
>>715395818
>they arrived
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:50:08 AM
No.715396016
>>715395978
gdi I hate how I can see it in my head
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:51:22 AM
No.715396094
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:51:44 AM
No.715396118
>>715396413
>>715395037
>went from damsel in distress to mayor of a city named after her original kidnapper
>citizens mention she was the one who got the city up and running
>values the safety of her citizens as shown in Odyssey where she stood out in the pouring rain trying to figure out what to do to stop the Mechawiggler
>legitimately thankful for Mario's help, sets up an entire festival just for him while Peach straight up almost leaves him on the moon
>in one of the Mario VS DK games, she actually plots with DK to pretend he's kidnapping her so they can throw Mario a surprise party when he catches up
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:52:22 AM
No.715396171
>>715395520
It's gotta be Cortex.
>>715395963
>Muh smash inclusion
PFFFT
AHAHAHAHAHA
SCALIES WHAT IS THIS LOL
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:55:33 AM
No.715396354
>>715397794
>>715395963
Imagine thinking being playable in smash means anything when you have no games and the last thing you'll be remembered for is being in Smash
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:56:15 AM
No.715396395
>>715396450
>>715396229
why the fuck is marth that far away from lucina
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:56:35 AM
No.715396413
>>715396514
>>715396118
>in one of the Mario VS DK games, she actually plots with DK to pretend he's kidnapping her so they can throw Mario a surprise party when he catches up
>The plot of Minis March Again! revolves around pauline and DK staging a kidnapping just to test the Mini Mario models
jeez, no wonder Mario divorced her
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:56:39 AM
No.715396419
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:57:06 AM
No.715396450
>>715396395
Because Lucina has consistent damage while Marth is entirely dependent on tipper which means he can end up doing less.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:57:57 AM
No.715396498
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:58:06 AM
No.715396514
>>715396413
Mario is unironically afraid of women like Pauline. That's why he went with Peach.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:58:15 AM
No.715396530
>>715396368
I'm glad ChatGPT enjoys the speculation as much as humans do
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:58:42 AM
No.715396563
>>715396656
>>715397040
>>715396368
is there a chink in here who can tell us what's said makes sense or is auto translate (thus fake)
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:00:01 AM
No.715396642
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:00:15 AM
No.715396656
>>715396563
it says "underground floor???
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:05:58 AM
No.715397040
>>715396563
i think itโs implying you need an item to revive him
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:06:26 AM
No.715397067
>>715397201
>>715397212
>>715396368
This looks AI.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:06:31 AM
No.715397069
>>715396368
I don't know how to feel about this.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:06:59 AM
No.715397102
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:07:59 AM
No.715397180
>>715396368
If not fake, I'm betting he does get revived later on. Could even be the point right before it happens.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:08:23 AM
No.715397201
>>715397067
What gave it away? The fucked up fingers or the fucked up Chinese?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:08:35 AM
No.715397212
>>715397067
itโs not ai
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:09:06 AM
No.715397248
>>715396229
>muh Smash inclusion
>proceeds to talk about Smash
Good boy
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:11:58 AM
No.715397451
>>715396229
Can we not bring tier autism into this thread that makes it look you need to follow this image in order to play as your favorite? We have enough with leak autism right here.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:16:54 AM
No.715397794
>>715396354
>have no games
>the main antagonist of the franchise and is wanted specifically for that today