Thread 715370254

mfw I educate a chud about how all of the games he played as a kid were also woke

Whats woke about having an alyx sex toy?

If it were released today, you would be posting cherrypicked screenshots of her looking as ugly as possible, though
>N-n-no I woul-
You would, though, is the thing
You can fool yourself
But you can't fool me

this thread is absolutely true
ordinary shitlibbery is essentially the same thing as wokeness
yes, the games I played as a kid were also woke and now I detest them
you're going to lose btw

>>715370254 (OP)
Except this pic is is true because chuds don't even bother learning the personality or backstory of the character. They see a minority they scream woke, almost mechanically. Nice try OP

>>715370446
>>715370509
>>715370608
OPettybros... We're getting creampied from all sides... How do we fight back?

>>715370254 (OP)
I called it blatant leftist propaganda back then.

>>715370254 (OP)
Her race isn't even mention a single time in the entire HL2 game, maybe once when you meet Eli but I can't remember. Not sure about the episodes though, never played them. A modern game would constantly shove that fact in your face or make her experience racism or some dumb shit like that.

>>715370446
She looks pretty ugly in that pic already desu senpai
Ayy lmao tier

>Gordon, this might be our last chance. I need you to impregnate me. Mating press leg lock to ensure insemination. Breed me with your aryan seed.

Was this scene really necessary, Gabe?

You play as a white male badass and the brown characters are likeable.

>>715370254 (OP)
Will /v/ turn on MGS3 now that Boss is confirmed to actually be a girl boss?

Gabe has been donating to democrats for 25+ years

>>715370446
>>715370254 (OP)
TRVKE

>>715370931
No, old games get grandfathered in as non-woke, which is what OP is trying and failing to strawman as false.
It's post-2012 games that have a huge hill to climb to not be considered woke.

>>715370931
No, because she's a great character.

>>715370254 (OP)
No because she is conventionally attractive, treats the player like he matters to her and she isn't fat.

Gordon, the protein force field doesn't exist anymore. It's a good time to procreate. Please Gordon you must impergante Eli's daughter for the good of mankind

>>715371017
>I didn't mindbroken, ok?
>It's just that there are no more great characters anymore
Uh-uh
Poor brainwashed anon

>>715371017
This anon hasn't found his emotions yet.

>>715371102
>>I didn't mindbroken, ok?

Half Life 2 being significantly based around a black particle physicist is indeed needlessly progressivist. There are barely even black scientists in general, let alone in highly technical fields.

>>715370912
>white male badass
>game starts with white male running from the weakest goons only to be overpowered and almost captured and killed but got saved by a mixed race woman who defeated the goons with such ease she smiles over you and makes quips
If a new game did this the board would be memeing it for a decade

>>715371102
Nope, woketards just suck at writing/designing the browns they love inserting. Pic related, a recent good character who happens to be black.

>>715370254 (OP)
It's true. Sorry chuddies, I bet you'd be really upset if we put more characters like this in your games, huh?

>>715370254 (OP)
>HL2 comes out today
>isnt woke
>one, maybe two autists dedicate their lives to convincing /v/ it is woke by spamming 500 threads about it daily

>>715371789
You mean before you have a weapon and kill ten thousand times as many goons as she does?

>>715370254 (OP)
>>715370446
/v/ became brainbroken after 2014. Yes every now and then the weird gay wokeshit deserves pushback but many times /v/ shits itself because IS THAT A FUCKING NIGGER IN MY GAME??

>>715370931
Death Stranding has
>Woman president
>Nigger president
>Sam is demisexual
I guess Kojima was woke all along

>>715372365
Examples?

>>715372464
NTA but Deathloop.

Chud here. If there's one thing I hate, it's brown qts lusting over my BWC. Grrr, just thinking about it fills me with incel reactionary rage! Whatever you do, do not put any brown qts in games who lust over my BWC. Doing so would really upset me and cause me to lose the culture war.

>>715370254 (OP)
If something is woke it just means it has shitty writing. If an author was good, they could convince the biggest chud to enjoy a story with a ton of leftist politics, and vice versa. I enjoy the STALKER movie and the Roadside Picnic book despite both being anti-American Soviet propaganda. I can enjoy the (good) Bay Transformers movies when a lot of them are American Military propaganda. If a piece of shit like Dustborn had much better writers but kept the same politics people would have called it a masterpiece. Like you had the recent instance of some right-wingers complaining that Rage Against The Machine were left-leaning or otherwise completely hated their right wing beliefs. Like, the vast majority of metal music is left leaning with a few exceptions, but everyone enjoyed the good music. Snoot game has moments that question the validation of non-binary people, that is politics in a sense, but it's a far better game than Goodbye Volcano High not because it has the "right" politics, but because it's just overall better written. "Woke" is a symptom of shitty writing, not the other way around. "You go woke, you go broke' is false, it's actually "You go broke, you go woke" as you hire worse writers, writers get worse due to false positivity or being overworked, corporate mandates, hiring processes get sloppy, etc. Almost every single "woke" project had some sort of troubled development in some way. You can explain every single "woke" game at some kind of negative change at the company itself. Also anti-woke chuds love to make mountains out of molehills or get mad at games they'd never play in the first place, they are no different than the SJWs who also don't make games lol. Horseshoe theory might be more valid than I thought.

>>715372228
What weapon did Alyx have?

>>715373035
it clearly isn't about the writing since most games get labelled as woke before they're released

>>715372849
So a shit game that deserved hate.

>>715372464
AC Shadows 100%. Game is like a 5 out of 10 and has all the problems of the other nu-AC games that I'll never support because fuck Ubisoft but people acted like it was the end of the world. Yasuke was always going to be contentious but I rolled my eyes at people just enjoying the game getting attacked online over stupid politics. It was really no different than the whole Hogwarts Legacy bullshit where people were attacked for playing Hogwartz Legacy because of JK Rowling's nonsensical politics fueled by her mold-infested house. Like I understand not liking a game but do you really have to harass people online over this shit? If someone loved playing Hogwarts Legacy or AC Shadows, good for them. The world is too depressing and life is too short to be mad with other people over pointless shit like this.

you would call all old games racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic, etc if they were released today

>>715373582
>AC Shadows 100%
No, that deserved the hate. Kill yourself.

>>715372142
I'm pretty sure none of those girls are preachy, strong womyn who hate men and heterosexuality, and live to emasculate the player or male in-universe characters

>>715373427
People are trying to predict if a game will have that shitty writing based on evidence so they don't buy a shitty project. Also "woke" is labeled at games with good writing due to chuds, grifters and the politically braindead making mountains out of molehills because rage content increases engagement. That and people are cautious about buying any triple AAA game now due to how expensive they are and the lack of quality control there exists now. I fell for Dragon's Dogma 2 and Cyberpunk 2077, and those games aren't even that bad compared to even worse shit and even more unfinished games out there. I narrowly avoided Fallout 76 and Veilguard because I thought they might be good, but held off until the games were released. Even still those games aren't even as bad as even more horrendous shit out there like Anthem or Gollum or Concord, three games I consider to be some of the worst games of all time and were released in a relatively short timeframe from each other.

>>715370254 (OP)
>chud claims that there's any difference between brown female game characters of the past and Debra Wilson

Knock-knock.

>>715373435
Deathloop is not that bad. But you never played it so you wouldn't know.
Don't bother replying

>>715372142
I had childhood crushed on all of them, most of all Aylx. 5/10 girls hit way different than 10s.

>>715374098
Replied :)

>>715372142
Why is Jade there? She's plain Asian. Hell she's more yellow than brown or black.

>>715372365
why specifically 2014? i would rather say it's the 2016 election.
anyway yeah, shit like veilguard or dustborn is ridiculous and deserve to be shat on, but then those retards put KCD2 or E33 (which are objectively less woke than HL2) in the same basket.
it's impossible to take anti-woketards seriously

>>715374035
What is Vaush up to these days? He fucking vanished after the loli zoophile thing.

>>715373894
Why? It's just the same as Mirage, Odyssey and Valhalla. You can hate it for being the continued milking of the Assassin's Creed franchise into being something completely unrecognizable or even question the inclusion of Yasuke and Naoe or even hating Ubisoft, but it's extremely clear most of the hate was because those people just hate niggers and woman even if they hide being a thin veneer. People act like Shadows murdered their children and raped their wife when it's just an okayish game really. People say something is awful when you can tell they never played truly awful shit. I'd play through AC Shadows any day of the week over some of the stuff I've played/watched/read that was horrendous.

>>715370254 (OP)
>>715372142
Those characters aren't even non-binary, genderfluid or transsexuals.
Sounds like you need some sweet baby inc diversity counseling, devanon.

>>715374287
It's rage bait. The internet is fueled by rage. SJW and anti-woke people both want you to get mad to drive up engagement so they make mountains out of molehills when it's in reality a nothingburger. Like when you watch the news and the current president, be it Obama, Trump, Biden, etc, is going to crush your balls with a steamroller and is also somehow both a communist and a nazi at the same time. The more mad you are, the more you comment reply and watch their content. Anyone who complains about this and doesn't search for actually good games in the golden age of content or even makes their own games is just a miserable person. You could even just read a book if everything is so awful apparently and you can't find 1 good thing in an ocean of content.

>>715372365
niggers don't belong in games anyways, nigger

>>715374373
Cute selfie.

>>715374459
People wanted to play as a cool Japanese ninja, not a black servant one guy insists was a samurai.

>>715374459
I find utterly mediocre, slop scam games like Assassin's Creed using identity politics to buzz of attention, controversy and criticism shield infinitely more hateable and disgusting than something like Dustborn, personally.

I can't imagine being such an insufferable faggot about the media I consume going as far as to bar myself from something I would otherwise probably really enjoy. Just having basic critical thinking skills can help you avoid obvious woke tranny shit but to paint everything in life including your media on a black or white political based manner like a paranoid schizophrenic is very sad especially when that media could be a guilty pleasure.

>>715374832
You're going to feel really stupid when it infects a series you actually like.

>>715374330
I thought he liked horse cocks?

>>715375071
I've never barred myself from a game I would have enjoyed. I'm very good at identifying woke slop. Others might misidentify games sometimes but not me.

>>715375290
Yeah he does, and his folder had a mix of another thing he likes. Kids and Horses

>>715375290
Yeah, horsecocks going into loli holes. Also he's argued for the AoC multiple times, just thought I should toss that tidbit in too.

>>715370254 (OP)
No, if this game were to be released today, she would be lecturing Gordon how toxic white men caused the resonance cascade and saying shit like "It should have been me in the chamber that day"

Oh wait, mossman did say that last bit allegedly.

>>715374841
Alyx Vance belongs in my games so that I can imagine I am tenderly making love to her.

Weak men and ugly women. No race is safe.

Miles is a cuck.

>>715370254 (OP)
>The left still thinks its the 90's political wise
>The left also doesn't understand trends
>The left also wants to steal credit from 80's lefties who actually had balls to do daring stuff like having a lesbian relationship in a movie and thinking its still daring to do it today but would never dare do it if they want China and Russia money

>>715374098
I like how 'not that bad' is the highest praise you could give your beloved negroslop. By modern gaming standards that is like 9/10 amazing though

>>715370254 (OP)
I liked games better before social media
I hate Twitter snips
I miss old IRC chats
I hate culture warriors
It's all so boring

Anyways Imma go play some games

>>715375781
Jax is goat. I love him

>>715372983
I've never seen a nurse wear purple crocs.

>>715375781
i can name every one on the left except the military one and none on the right lmao

>>715374854
Of (You) now stop replying.

>>715372142
You were not part of the industry when these characters were made, and you have no claim at all to being similar to them, just with more uncharitable audiences. The audience hasn't changed, you just lack the skill to make your games palatable.

>>715374287
Didnt know that Half-Life 2 had gay couples and black people in medieval Europe, good to know.

>>715376032
>>715370254 (OP)
*corners you*
>Hey. I couldn't help but notice that my fertile daughter has still not yet been fertilized by your ample seed. You understand how this is a problem, yes?

>>715376279
>I took a selfie of you

??

>>715376187
>the military one
Motherfucking Sergeant Johnson?

>>715370697
you can only be creampied from one direction thoughbeit, bad metaphor

>>715370254 (OP)
>YOU WOULD DO THIS
>YOU ARE SILLY
well when you put it like that you really got me huh

>>715375071
There has never been a good wokeslop game, thankfully

>>715375781
dem vidya niggas goin' zesty fr fr

>>715370254 (OP)
I wouldn't dislike it because it's woke, I'd dislike it because the quirky trope is overdone now.

>>715375976
I hope LN3 is similar to the previous two. The longer gameplay segments they just released looked pretty good. I think the signs that both this and Reanimal will be solid for Little Nightmares fans.

Also I think that the black kid's design is cute and doesn't seem out-of-line with the earlier protagonists.

>>715375976
>>715376972
Between the DEI kid and a new studio doing things I don't trust it. It's amazing though how just adding black characters to your game still works as a shield from criticism. A game can have a lot of little things wrong with it but its easier to just point to the DEI inclusion as the main reason as its pattern recognition and people scree about racism still.

>>715370254 (OP)
/v/ can't refute it now that it's been overrun by anti-woke grifters and their followers.

>>715377743
you lost

>>715370446
yeah

>>715374832
based
>>715375289
cringe

>>715377743
We've taken the board back? Sick. Maybe /v/ will be usable again.

>>715375781
Reminder: Jax timetraveled to the past and stopped the slave-trade preventing blacks from entering USA.

>>715378537
He deserves a statue for that. (in America)

Half Life 2 is literally a white male power fantasy. You are a hyper-competent badass physicist one-man army. Every single NPC in the game sucks your dick and treats you like the messiah. The one black scientist literally cannot shut up about his fantasies of you colonizing his daughter. It is 100% chud-friendly.

>>715378246
>just ignore it bro

>>715378537
The most successful White supremacist.

>>715378537
this is a false flag trying to trick (you) in to helping jax win, don't believe it, jax travels back in time to make wakanda the world's superpower and turn the world in to a blacks only dystopia

>>715378901
Anon, that ALSO stops black immigrants since Africa isn't a shithole. Based Jax.

>>715370254 (OP)
Ah so gaming circle jerk finally came up with a new gaslighting meme that's equally as shit as their previous memes.

>Alyx probably met Gordon as a child when she was like 11 and he was 27
>she's wanted to bear his children ever since

>>715376972
I thought the little nightmare kids weren't human

>>715376852
Is this image supposed to make sense...?

>>715379286
No, she was a literal infant.

>>715370446
>It's just a cherrypicked screenshot

>>715370509
Deus Ex has you literally doing right wing terrorism against the United Nations you fucking retard.


>>715375071
I don't know man, even the trannies don't play this shit. What was the peak players on Concord, 600? There are certainly more than 600 transvestites.

>>715370254 (OP)

White men colonizing is obviously chudcoded.

>says she's going to get you a Christmas present that you'll never forget
>it's just her with a bow

Very funny, Alyx.

>>715379654
That looks nothing like Alyx

>>715379434
False. Her birth year is never stated, nor is the specific year from 2000-2009 that the events of the first game take place.

https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Half-Life_universe

>>715379825
>what is an art style

"Off-model" fags are the biggest midwits on the planet.

>>715371078
>>715376032
>>715376371
>>715379286
Chuds now like race mixing

Fellas, is it woke to repeatedly impregnate my brown qt tomboy gf?

>>715379172
A fellow chud started it.

Heh. Bet you would call this "woke" if it released today, chuddywuddydingdong.

>>715380240
>You like the idea of colonizing fertile brown women and making them worship your BWC! Admit it!!

>>715380378
Disgusting woke DEI slop. I bet Larry Fink himself designed this swimsuit special.

>>715370608
Projection much?

> Internet libtards cannot put themselves in the shoes of a normal person to tell woke from based
We already knew that though.

>>715380793
>NO U!!!!!

>>715370254 (OP)
Yes yes video games haven't changed at all in messaging over the past 15 years and it's actually us that changed. So true, sister. We should all drop down and pull a barve to apologize to the devs.

>>715380414
So go get a black gf then

>>715381663
If you insist.

>>715370254 (OP)
She's not being mocapped by Debra Wilson or whatever that bugeyed black woman's name is so no, I wouldn't

>>715372983
only the trashiest and most tastless inhuman pieces of shit wear crocs. If you own crocs or have ever worn them i want you to know that you are subhuman filth and worth leas that a true humans bowel movement.
you should an hero to spare your ancestors the shame of your miserable existence.

>>715380256
Stonetoss is one of those spergs who wants chud things to happen but when it actually does has a freakout saying its bad.

>>715380256
First panel can tab

>>715370254 (OP)
To be fair I was always more sympathetic to Dr. Breen and the universal union, what does the resistance even fight for? To live like cavemen? The union took all the resources, the only path forward is collaboration.
Also if it weren't for plot armor, gordon's unprotected head would have been pierced with a 4.6mm by the first post-human soldier he encountered.

>>715371008
Your childhood is woke

>>715383248
I would rather live like a caveman than whatever the fuck they do to those combine soldiers. They don't even look human anymore.

>>715370254 (OP)
You need this. Hope it helps get your accuracy up.

>>715382507
yeah 4chan nerd contrarian is a terminal disease gg, baka, rip ma nigga,

>>715370254 (OP)
If this released today it would be called offensive and not “authentic” to how bipoc women act and that valve didn’t put the effort in. Of course the one who would say that is a journo that is affiliated with a consulting company.

>>715370254 (OP)
I called it "woke" back then

>>715370254 (OP)
chuds don't want to play games, they want to crywank

>>715383795
>actually my headcannon cope would happen

>>715371008
I have no argument so I'll just say you're failing while I cry impotently*

Sorry, typo.

This character was made by Naughty Dog, btw.

>>715370254 (OP)
>a hot girl wants you to fuck her
this wouldn't release today.

>>715383925
Which is why Stellar Blade failed while Veilguard succeeded!

>>715370509
You're kinda right.
The kikes have been boiling the frog for centuries at this point. Abolishment of slavery itself was but one of the subtle degree raises in the water's temperature. We grew up with these weird stupid unrealistic messages and therefore it was our baseline, our environment that built who we are today. It was normal back then.
Now the kikes screwed up and made the water too hot too quickly, so the frog jumped out of the pot in a panic. But see, even if the kikes dial it back to how the water was, some frogs will realize that "Hey wait a fucking second, my insides were practically boiling like 2 hours before I jumped out the pot. This water isn't livable either!", which is the "proto-woke" shit we grew up watching. And now the kikes and their useful idiots try to convince us to get back into the boiling pot because "Well you were in it already, you don't want to be a hypocrite, do you?"

>>715370254 (OP)
>woke
>she's not the protagonist, just a defenseless sex toy
Idiot.

>>715383738
asian incel claws created this image

>>715378537
>Reminder: Jax timetraveled to the past and stopped the slave-trade preventing blacks from entering USA.
Can I go on the trip and help him?

>>715383945
Gotta love how out of everything he immediately chose this since it sums up exactly what’s happening. Especially given that these consulting firms are connected to journos and the whole SBI debacle showed that.

>>715383738
>/Asian
lmaoooo get out of here Chang

>Nothing has changed! You just grandfathered-in older games you played when you were young as "non-woke"!!

Older games I played when I was young:

>>715384293
>SBI
You mean the company that worked with Valve

>>715380240
I'm more racist when I'm horny, bitch.

>>715384403
Yeah, the ones that threaten people to hire them, which the CEO admitted to. But nice try immediately going for a gotcha and not trying to argue what I said.

>>715384396
>hehe i cherrypicked any example
wow its not like you can cherrypick for modern games too!

>>715370825
she was always pretty ugly ngl

>>715370254 (OP)
Yes, she would be called "woke" if she came out today. Hell, she would have been called "woke" when she came out then. One factor is missing in the equation, however.

The fucking miserable cretins that participate in the culture war weren't anywhere near the internet in 2004, let alone a gaming PC that could play Half Life 2. PC gaming was (by and large) a nerd hobby. React-to-headlines social media was still almost 14 years away, no one then would have considered wasting time ranting about Alyx. They might call her a mulatto bitch but then they'd instantly move on and not dwell on it like anyone cared.

This is the stain on our culture we allowed when /pol/ wasn't deleted the moment it became known it was a Stormfront recruitment tool.

>>715370254 (OP)
half life 2 was always woke

>>715384485
>n-no valve arent woke, t-they were threatened!! They had a gun to their head!!!

>>715374330
those were shortstack goblins chud

>>715373894
he's right though. Replace the nigger with a japanese guy and you'd get what?
A typical ubisoft formula game that is also fucking broken with dogshit AI and 10 billion filler collection quests. The nigger is a detriment but it would have been trash regardless.

>>715384572
Here is her admitting to it. https://x.com/gamesnosh/status/1764802262017183761?s=46&t=8ElYs2qvnzSJ2q9qup_UsQ I don’t know why you think this is going to work. You fags have done this so many times and you immediately fold and go into copes when it’s posted.

>>715384501
You tried.

>>715384557
No. If Half-Life 2 was woke they would have made all non-white characters talk shit to the main White character. Woke is forced. Woke is communism.

>>715376339
>noooo if you put the gay option in the game i will have to be gay nooooo I'm not a closeted faggot
Just don't click the option with the heart on it when talking to the other man, dear future rape victim

>anons ITT not knowing about "wisdom of the stage"
>anons ITT not knowing what "woke" means or that leftwingers made the term first

>>715384897
Or just not by it, I’m non buynary.

My only problem with her, since the first time I played Orange Box, is her pulling some karate moves off screen that she never utilizes in the rest of the games.
Could have just had her shooting them and it would have been less silly.

>>715384897
>noooo if you put in an optional rape scene I will have to chose to view it nooooo

>>715371078
no way fag

>>715384984
When you first meet her.

Half-life 2 was based.

How do they deal with losing to chuds every day?

>>715378901
That's literally impossible though

>>715384735
So we can forgive all woke games cause they were threatened right, buy woke games cause they will lose their jobs its not their fault its woke

where did the tranny hate mmo thread go? anyway 99% of games had a generic white protaganist who was stoic and never looked at explosions, and if they did have a female lead she wasnt a whiny annoying whore

>>715384742
Wow another cherrypick! Pick another cherry now!

Has any label in history backfired as badly as "chud"? Literally everyone who was called it has adopted it as a medal of honor. Meanwhile nobody was able to make words like "cuck" or "tranny" into a source of pride for themselves.

>spends the entire game practically salivating over Chris's BWC

Look, Resident Evil 5 had its fair share of problems but god DAMN if that game didn't wake a hidden desire I never knew I had

>>715370254 (OP)
I distinctly remember when this came out thinking “who is this dumb girl and why is the game forcing me to listen to her blather like she’s smarter than me, a physicist-cum-superhuman combatant, also why is she black”

>>715375781
>imagine the horror if alex would face scanned nowadays

>>715385113
>pro-male
>girl boss saves weak man

>pro-white
>black scientist and mixed race black woman saved white boi
>main villain is a old white man while the resistance fighters are black and asian people

>>715375781
>was about to say even if only the characters on the left are recognizable, nothing seems wrong in the right-
>notice the males all have the same mashed cigarrete bowl haircut and are young
>notice all females are that debra nigress
Caught me off guard.
That said, why the fuck is Coach holding an RPG, what kind of official material is that?

>>715385449
I'm pretty sure you imagined that, lil bro.

>>715382507
This is pretty much every other 30+ year old rightiod, this is in contrast with the under 30 year old zoomer chuds who are actually about that shit

Woke is ugly women. That's it. We're fine with black women and even traps ect as long as they are cute or sexy. You have to give them some appeal. Woke is when they purposefully make utterly unappealing female characters because of "male gaze" simply because they want to punish straight men for their sexuality.

>>715385374
I have a better idea. You "cherry pick" an image from a modern western mainstream game that's as based as the schoolgirl with the slut shirt, then "cherry-pick" an image form a mainstream western game of the past that's as pozzed as the black samurai fucking a non-binary they-them.

As you ponder how to get out of this, start to realize what the term "cherry-pick" actually means and how it isn't a catch-all to win every argument when presented with contrary evidence.

>>715384971
then don't buy it, why do you feel the need to tell me? How lonely are you?
>>715384998
>noooo if you put in an optional rape scene I will have to chose to view it nooooo
yes, precisely.

>>715376032
This is ten times funnier because I read that with his voice, its as good as Chris wanting Leon to impregnate Claire

>>715370931
I suppose if she starts lecturing the player about 2020's identity politics instead of cold war spy stuff.

>>715385392
I think that chud dealt quite a bit of damage to the right, once upon a time conservatives were seen as king of the hill le trad, le strong types. Now your average rightiod is seen as being an embarassing dyel who rages at everything. It's relatable to young men but older guys are starting to turn away from the right. Especially millennials

>>715379419
its just a shitpost

>>715385649
I'll tell you if I want. I'll also do anything else I want. You are entirely impotent and will listen to whatever I feel like saying.

>>715370446
You're right. You shouldn't have done the "GAMERS ARE DEAD" campaign to cover up for Alex Holowka fucking a slampig. Now everyone knows what you niggers are up to and are calling it out.
SHOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN THE L FOR RIDING THE MOPED BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Why'd they fucking do it bros?

>>715385718
Meanwhile, in reality:
Trump won the popular vote.

>>715385818
Eh, I'm starting to actually believe that election was fucked with in some way. Why would woke movies still be popular then like superman?

>>715385649
>why do you feel the need to tell me
Why do you feel the need to complain about people not wanting gay options to be forced in game? Why do you care?

>>715370254 (OP)
Add wokem- I mean Pokemon to the list

>>715385294
>So we can forgive all woke games
No they’re still shit, why the fuck would you forgive the games?
>buy woke games cause they will lose their jobs its not their fault its woke
Just so desperate to try and get people to spend money on idpol shit. Why is it that you’re not saying the consulting firms is bad for extorting them. Do you think extortion is okay?

Valve was always woke, but the games were good so we didn't care. Also the niggers in L4D2 were funny because it forced you to be quick to pick Nick or at least Ellis.

>>715385563
>hero and main character of entire franchise
Are you fucking retarded? Gaslighting little bitch.

>>715385952
>boy/girl
>pronouns

>>715385952
Is the concept of pronouns being a separate option from your character's sex something that leftists will simply never be able to process, much like the term "per capita"?

>>715385952
Seeing as how mentally unhinged these people are I genuinely want to know if they are deliberately doing strawman arguments out of frustration or if they are genuinely this far gone from constantly gaslighting themselves.

>>715385294
Fuck em

>>715385573
No he’s right, RE5 really did have some problems.

>>715386065
GCJ troons don’t play games, they just seethe about gamers and do damage control for their idpol shit.

>>715385627
>an image form a mainstream western game of the past that's as pozzed as the black samurai fucking a non-binary they-them.
Half life 2

>>715376032
nigger cucks are funny as fuck, i've noticed more and more of them over on /gif/ where they start "plapping" their balls with BWC dildos and write entire essays that all niggers should be killed and all nigger women raped by 6'5" blonde chads

>>715385536
>hero and main character of entire franchise
Are you fucking retarded? Gaslighting little bitch.

All characters work together to help each other. Not woke. You know the difference, and we know you know the difference but that's your purpose now. To confuse people on what the meaning of woke ever was so that you can continue your communist tactics without interruption.

>>715385991
>No they’re still shit, why the fuck would you forgive the games?
So you dont forgive Valve

>>715386212
It would have been better for you if you'd just closed the tab.

>>715385865
This is why.
Also most people (of any political persuasion) are mindless cattle happy to slurp up the latest thing regardless of quality or content.

>Grummz: Nooo Starfield can't include gender options, that's WOKE PROPAGANDA!
Meanwhile his own game in 2004:

>Earth was taken over by a superior species which came here through a wormhole
If it were released today the big villain would be... le racism?!!!

>>715386270
See>>715371789
Gordon gets emasculated at the start of the game and gets saved by black girlboss

>>715386086
Here’s how you can tell. If you see specific people doing the same shit constantly and consistently then you know that they’re not joking. If someone shits their pants every single day for years, and does it even there is no real way to play it off as a joke then you know they’re being genuine. They of course will try to say it was all a joke to cope, but remember people that are trolling never admit they are since that ruins the entire schtick.

>>715385952
Theres a difference between asking if your male or female and trying to make the player tag along with the idea that anyone can be anything so the pronouns is all that matters anymore.

>>715386289
You’re dodging the question I asked. So I’m going to chalk you down as being okay with extortion.

>>715385818
The Baby Boomers (60-80) still utterly dominate the US voting bloc. They are the most gullible humans since Mark Twain's time, and they adore being pandered to.

Trump is just a big pile of empty promises. He's about as "far-right" as Bill Clinton in practice. A Neo-liberal that adores the status quo and raises taxes on the majority to fund the minority. All while supporting wars in places where the US has no business.

>>715381573
Thanks for confirming

>>715386447
Wait but I thought gender wasn't a choice? Now it is and that's based and trad? So I can freely choose the gender I identify as, but only if it's male or female?

>>715386510
They were not extorted retard. Valve is a private company that doesn't work the same as public company. They chose to add woke, no one twisted their arm to

>>715386420
I see, so it has layers to their seething.

Here's something I wonder how GCJ/Twitter types contend with, if they do at all.

They claim that "wokeness" has no definition and therefore you can't possibly know if something is "woke" or not, but at the same time, they themselves will either attack or defend games based on their wokeness.

They knew that Veilguard was woke. They knew that Stellar Blade was non-woke. If they hadn't, they wouldn't have supported one while shitting on the other. It certainly wasn't the gameplay that made them support one over the other. So they themselves know what is and isn't woke, but they simultaneously claim to believe that it has no definition.

>>715372365
Ywnbaw

>>715385952
That's not what Crystal looks like, what the fuck?

Learn the difference. Valve ganes have never been woke-weaponed against Whites.

>>715386373
See >>715386083

Also Az won. Starfield lost.
Kill yourself, Dave.

>>715386616
>They were not extorted retard
Oh look a post hoc denial after being called out for dodging the question.
>Valve is a private company that doesn't work the same as public company
Irrelevant given what they threaten to do will fuck a company over no matter what. It’s not solely about stocks but public perception and backlash.
>They chose to add woke, no one twisted their arm to
Which is why they hired the consultancy firm that specifically admits to threatening people and not just doing it in house with their own people. Your logic fails on so many levels.

>>715370254 (OP)
if this shit was released today, she would be ugly as hell and be the second main character.
your character would be dumb and she always knows best.

>>715386514
>It's relatable to young men but older guys are starting to turn away from the right.
*5 seconds later*
>Trump only won because of old guys!

Lol.

>>715372365
yup, around 2012-14. That 4 year period was when the world collectively lost their shit. At least on the internet and pop culture. That said, I'm over it and have successfully found alternative media to consume and ways to pay people to make things that I like. I spent 2k on video games last year alone and not a single one was from an AAA studio.

Remember there is a massive campaign and major incentive to confuse people on what woke is and what woke means.

>Consumers ability to properly identify woke products have cost them hundreds of billions of dollars in losses.

Never forget that.

>>715386630
Pretty much, they don’t actually care about games. They don’t see them as a way to create new stories and fun experiences but rather as just another medium to push their agendas. And they hate when people call that fact out since they don’t have the rhetorical skills to actually deny or argue it. Their core strategies are lying, obfuscation, and repetition.

>Gordon gets his ass beat by cops and gets saved by an unarmed mixed race woman who proceeds to deliver a witty one-liner
>followed by said mixed race woman delivering a vital tutorial to the white male lead (who has a PHD)
>Somehow the "antiwoke" crowd regard these game well

>>715386864
goomba fallacy.

>>715386987
You guys are doing that just fine on your own. Here's one of you calling the new Donkey Kong game woke propaganda.

The difference is those games are good
Tomb raider 1-3 was fun
Esp 3

>>715387092
Koopa Troopa fallacy.

what about when a game is both woke and chud?

>>715386637
What’s the greatest trick the devil ever pulled? The idea is to convince people that there is no push, that everything is happening organically with no ulterior motive behind it. Why do you think a fucking steam group caused them to cry to the government? They know they’re doing fucked up shit and if the public got wind of it they would not be happy about it.

>>715370254 (OP)
Woke elements in a game is not the same as the games narrative being centered around it. If it were released today and woke Alyx would have had a long monologue about the patriarchy and racism.

Progressives used to be able to push their ideas with some nuance. Now it's all so ham-fisted and ridiculous they are being resoundingly rejected.

>>715387095
If a children's game has a non-binary character, it was put in for no reason except for woke propaganda. I'll believe it when I see it.

>it's just a kid's game! why do you care??
It being a kid's game is more reason to not want propaganda in it, not less.

Was this really the best example you could find? I've never even heard of this guy, AND he's correct.

>>715386987
Woke means whatever I don't like tranny

>>715387291
Where in Deathloop was there a long monologue about racism?
You DO remember /v/ shitting itself over Deathloop, right?

>>715387171
With the trump epstein thing, it's just regular woke now that chuds are mainstream.
Hell there is even "Dark Woke" going on.

>>715387171
OP why do you need to throw this tantrum? Every knows you’re not attention whoring. You and the other gcj troons do this shit all the time. We know you need to say that woke shit was always a thing to cope with the fact that saying it wasn’t real failed.

>>715386798
>It’s not solely about stocks but public perception and backlash.
No one would care you imbecile, Valve doesn't respond to public perception. They are still letting kids gamble after negative backlash. Many companies dont even work with SBI, if extortion could work they would have every single company

>>715387369
>Deathloop again

Jeez dude, is that your only example of a "good" modern game that was "mistaken for woke"? No, I don't remember v/v/ shitting itself over Deathloop, because I don't remember having any conversations about it at all.

If I miss out on one 6/10 game because I "mistake it for woke" while skipping dozens of games that I correctly identify as woke, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

>>715370254 (OP)
Nope. It's not woke

>she's cute
>she's not a political statement
>she wants to fuck Freeman

>>715387705
>>715387560
Guys, the OP image is pretty clearly making fun of the people who push the "everything was always woke" narrative.

>>715370254 (OP)
The chad move is to play undertale but still be a homophobe.
I am too high iq to be affected by consuming media.

>>715387770
No it fucking doesn't. Stop trying to push some fucking agenda to mislead people into accepting dei writing.

>>715387876
is there any media that acceptable to you people?

>>715387636
Why do I need to come up with more examples? My point is that /v/ has been mindbroken into seeing everything as woke nowadays, which is what OP was trying to imply wasn't true.
I'm not even arguing that Deathloop is a good game. That's a completely separate conversation.

>>715387618
>No one would care you imbecile
Except they would give their is an entire subset of the population that makes it their job to police anything that does not align with their brand of woke idpol shit and will go rabid just to slander it. Which will lead to normalfags being turned away due to group stigma.
>Many companies dont even work with SBI
And many companies do, which is odd given they have no real reason to hire them over actual experts in the field and not a bunch of random Canadians.

>>715387140
>Woke game
>good
sure thing, tranny

>>715387770
Absolute copium lmao

I work in a public setting. I see black/white interracial couples from time-to-time, and it's only every one of these:

>black guy with fat white wife
>white guy with HOT black wife
>fat white lady alone with mixed-race kid

>>715387991
The point is to point out YOUR hypocrisy here. We're not saying we believe this stuff, just holding you to your own standards.

>>715370721
It's still gay, woke, and pozzed

>>715388128
>>715387876
I'm OP and I made the image.

>>715371078
>the cum is leaking

>>715387770
You’ve never seen GCJ memes have you? This is the exact shit they spam daily. In fact i wouldn’t be surprised if OP found the pic there while seething and browsing.

>>715374287
No, that anon is right. It was specifically late 2012-2014.

Before then, >we were already making fun of SJWs, but it was fairly reasonable. Kotaku were retards, SJWs on Neogaf were retarded, everyone laughed at them and moved on.

Anita Sarkeesian and Gone Home is when a lot of /v/ changed and started getting mindbroken. And then, of course, the faGGotry happened. Which was ultimately the culmination of all that. No one gives a shit about what GG is supposedly about. (Remember "Depression Quest"'? lol). It was all an excuse to complain about muh wokes in vidya, and now we've had 13 years of this shit.

And for the record, anti-wokes have absolutely been as bad as SJWs for those past 13 years. I know the weeds weeds weeds picture and the masked man picture, but it doesn't change that fact.

>>715388172
Fellas, is it gay, woke and pozzed to impregnate my qt brown waifu with my aryan seed?