Thorchads, our response?

https://youtu.be/jDB49s7Naww

>>715451471 (OP)
I can't believe everyone hates PirateSoftware just because they want to keep playing fucking The Division, that game fucking sucks.

>Thor
Not his real name.
>B b b but his middle name
Doesn't exist. His divorce papers are leaked and there is no middle name on it.
There's even a video where his dad defends Jason(Jason totally didn't beg him to), and he constantly has to stop himself from saying Jason, and rephrase it with Thor instead
Imagine being such a chicken shit loser that you beg your dad to defend you from internet bullies, and tell him to "make sure you call me Thor"

as a javascript pro myself, looking at Thor's code literally makes me cringe due to all the rookie mistakes. i appreciate his efforts and his love for the game, but this would never pass in a real project

>>715452064
>t. Nocoder

>>715451960
I hate pirate software because I hate any and all streamers. I couldn't care less about game preservation in fact 95% of games deserve to die and be buried

>>715452139
>javascript pro

>>715452139
>as a javascript pro myself
you mean community college year 1 cs student?

i've been saying the same shit since day 1. he's a huge fraud.

there's no point to leaving so much comments in your code unless you're a bad programmer. comments are for complex functions, not every little shit you do.

>>715452430
to be fair that is like veteran experience compared to what thor does

>>715451960
I wanna play mag.

>>715452064
>His divorce papers are leaked
such a funny phrase

>>715451471 (OP)
Who is coding jesus and what does he have to do with pirate software?

>>715452490
That's because you work alone.
As a senior developer you want to make you can hand off any simple task to a pajeet.
And that means writing comments in English at a toddler level.

>>715452654
random tuber who screenshots random moments from another random tuber's videos to make fun of said tuber's coding skills

>>715452665
You literally cannot read what I said, you fucking stupid ESL cunt.

Comments are for complex functions. You do comments in algebra (show your work). You don't do comments in simple math (2+2 heres how i did it xD)

>>715451960
hes a massive narcisistic nepobaby fuck and deserver all the shit he gets and much more

>>715451471 (OP)
SAAAR BY MAKING FUN OF THOR YOU ARE BEING RACIST AGAINST BHARAT AKA INDIA AND ISRAEL (GAL GADOT BEAUTIFUL) YOU PAKISTANI DOG

I AM GOING TO REDEEM THE CARD RIGHT NOW YOU BLOODY BASTARD SAAR

>>715452654
>>715452713
They're both grifters

>>715452713
I don't know anything about coding, but isn't that just cherrypicking moments that may not even exist anymore by the time their video releases?

>bro two nested loops bro the complexity bro it's inefficient you need this strange data structure to handle this instead
unless it's some shit intended to be used by a gorillion of users simultaneously I literally don't see what's wrong with it, if you are so smart mark your own game faggot

>>715452898
well no because even though it's not a real code review, those shots reveal fundamental problems with the codebase and the dev's understanding of programming. It's not something that will suddenly go away

>>715451471 (OP)
Coding faggot might be a bigger grifter than the nepo baby to be honest. Don't give him attention

Nice to see this hate campaign is alive an well.

>>715452238
>I hate any and all streamers
Why do you hate me, anon? I did nothing to you

>>715453130
You're a parasite who produces nothing of value at all. You deserve it.

lmao

>>715452986
That's a bit better then. Seems to at least review fundamentals to their audience.

>>715453218
>case statements with 1 case
this is what falling for /g/ memes about if statements looks like

>>715452759
You're a bad programmer if you can't pass your work on to a junior. I guess that's why you are mid.

Smell ya later code monkey.

>>715453218
is that a nested switch case

>>715451471 (OP)
>my cancer eceleb said your aids eceleb is bad!!!
rope

>>715453454
not just a nested switch case, its a useless nested switch case.

>>715453218
>The year 2030, if/else statements have been made illegal

*raises paw*
Whats wrong with sloppy coding if the game functions?

>>715451960
he is also a gay furry that cheated on his wife with a his erp furrfag boyfriend irl

>>715453796
that is so funny

>>715451471 (OP)
As someone who's a software engineer, I can at least say that [E-CELEB NAME HERE] was a developer for 200 years or whatever number it is. When you have stupid deadlines set by middle management, you push out dogshit code that barely meets the criteria (and code review, but the reviewers approve anything that doesn't destroy the master branch so it's a moot point) because that's all you have the time for. Do that for long enough and you just default to whatever qualifies as a minimum viable product even when there's no time constraints like hobby or self-driven projects.

Of course he could just be a fraud or a lazy shit, but I don't know that. I don't watch e-celebs.

>>715453985
Maintainability and expandability.
Keep your work space clean and you'll be able to work far more efficiently.

>>715453353
top case clearly encapsulates something else further down

>>715453985
Havent you played a videogame made in the last 5 years?

>>715451471 (OP)
more like coding grifter

Yanderedev's endless if-else blocks vs Pirate Software's single case switch statements

Who wins?

>>715454117
It's a solo project that he's been working on for almost a decade.

>grifter ouroboros
incredible

>>715453985
Same thing that's wrong with a check engine light if it still runs.

>>715454425
just remove the bulb from the dash ez fix

>>715454162
He's talking about the middle one which only has a default. You're looking at at least 3 levels of switch.

>>715451960
Why is the division the go-to for false flaggers anyways

>>715454471

>>715453218
I'm no expert coder, but couldn't this roughly be
if (damage_polarity == 1 {
thing
} else {
other thing
}

and he could just remove the obj_combat switch entirely?

>>715453989
Is this legit?

>>715454162
Where do you see that?

>>715454565
They can't multiply ;^)

>>715453985
Nothing particular is wrong with it if you can maintain it, other people can work on it without issues, and it doesn't cause performance problems for the user. It's just that this kind of coding style can lead to all of that happening way more commonly than if you did best practices instead. It's kind of been a pop myth that you can code like shit and have it be okay because a few big indies do it, but the difference is those indies code like shit for specific parts because "well, it works" versus coding an entire game like this because they don't know better.

>>715454702
Looks functionally the same yes.

>>715454707
yes 100% its the pirate software sucks timestamp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWoxDoDn44I&t=7s

>>715451960
he's a lolcow

>>715452986
>those shots reveal fundamental problems with the codebase and the dev's understanding of programming. It's not something that will suddenly go away
i usually don't care that much about poking holes in logic flows. people like to get hung up on switch vs if/else or nested logic for some reason.
the thing about the code in the video that really needs to be highlighted in terms of how absolutely baffling it is (one of the problems that won't go away) is the fucking dialogue array. at a glance it's bad but it turned out to magnitudes worse
when he showed the localisation files being IN CODE setting shit the dialogue array, it legit blew my mind. it's such a monumentally retarded thing to do because SURELY as you are setting that up you must be wondering if there is a faster and not a complete fuckin waste of time way of doing it. the time managing just one language would already be tedious but managing every language like that must be wasting so much time. no wonder the game is never coming out
>>715454702
yes pretty much. it's probably something that isn't finished or it's something that had more cases which were removed and never cleaned it up. it's not really a big deal because its trivial to fix it and it has no real impact outside of being slightly confusing for onlookers

>>715453212
I bake bread as a day job though

>>715453218
> image_blend = {-1 : #9677BB, 1 : #FDC571}[damage_polarity]

>>715451471 (OP)
Why do you feel the need to start every thread you make with [sad news] like you're some sort of retard?

>>715451471 (OP)
I dont like the guy but (purely because hes an ugly faggot furry named figtree, i dont give a shit about SKG) if he didn't fumble his image with the SKG shit it would be unthinkable to criticize his game and all of these videos would be getting dislike bombed and hit with "ITS A LE INDIE GAME BRO STOP BEING NEGATIVE" (outside of 4chan of course) In another timeline this game would be another depressionslop indie darling because it was made by "popular guy™"

If he didn't brag about how much a 1337 c0d3r he was this wouldn't be a problem. Not a single consumer gives a shit about the quality of code as long as the game just werks.

>>715452654
youtube grifter

>>715451471 (OP)
pirate software is a coding genius with over 20 years of experience.

>>715455283
>If he didn't brag about how much a 1337 c0d3r he was this wouldn't be a problem
Exactly
The Balatro guy has a monstrous if/else statement for each of the Jokers in his game
Nobody cared beyond some light-hearted jabs because the game was good, and he never bragged that he was a master coder

>first yandev
>now this nigga
is there a single american coder from /v/ that doesn't blow dick

>>715455802
me

I don't know how to code.

>>715455775
Same with yanderedev, he's a retard brute forcing his way through programming but he doesn't claim he's a coding genius with 20 years experience

>>715455993
that's fine, very soon nobody will

>>715454340
Oh. He's a fraud then for sure.

>>715455775
theres literally nothing wrong with this

>>715456152
Yandev really should've improved over time though. He spent enough time making that shit fucking game.

>>715451960

People don't like him because he's such a narcissist. He clearly misunderstood what SKG was outlining and now his ego won't let him just say "whoops I misread that"

It's only a surprise it took people so long to figure out he was a cunt.

>>715453796
I don't get it

>>715451471 (OP)
Okay I can't believe you are going to make "defend" maldavius figtree here. His code isn't just a light mask, it's an extremely shitty attempt at "raytracing". Still mind boggling shit code though

>>715456382
The only thing of concern is the string comparisons, mostly in case of typos. But, when you're adding things one by one, testing that each interaction works, those typos rarely last in the long term.

>>715456382
Assuming you never typo and never want to change the name of anything.

>>715456515
>he's such a narcissist
How does this affect your life? Are you this much of a depressed loser?
Is this some kind of erotic obsession? Imagine being obsessed about some dude like this....
Touch grass, little bro.

>>715455775
I like how some people screamed to use a switch, but lua doesn't have a built-in switch. You'd use something like a lookup table to achieve the functionality of a switch in lua.

>>715451960
he looks and sounds like a humongous faggot, that's all I need to know

/incel/ board when

>>715456945
You're on it.

>>715456558
its pretty straight forward

>>715456945
for discussing internet celebrities ?

>>715456789

You asked a question and you got an answer. Are you such a pathetic looser you can't handle disagreement?
Is this some sort of erotic obsession?
Imagine putting a statement out there and then having a mental breakdown when somebody explains why you are wrong.

Play in traffic.

>>715454941
i watched that video while i was making pancakes in the background and now my feed is filled with this faggot

>>715456921
Pathetic

>>715454702
I have no idea what that muppet was going for but if I knew the project was only ever going to have two cases for damage the following pseudocode is how it probably should be approached.


const POSITIVE_DAMAGE_IMAGE_BLEND_HEX_COLOR_RGB = 0xFFFFFF
const NEGATIVE_DAMAGE_IMAGE_BLEND_HEX_COLOR_RGB = 0x000000
bool damage_polarity_positive

[...]
default:

if(damage_polarity_positive) {
image_blend = POSITIVE_DAMAGE_IMAGE_BLEND_HEX_COLOR_RGB
} else {
image_blend = NEGATIVE_DAMAGE_IMAGE_BLEND_HEX_COLOR_RGB
}
[...]


But my developed senses tell me that if they tell you that there are only ever going to be two (2) cases, never, EVER use boolean unless it is something absolutely trivial or internal. Because they will tell you to add the third option about a month later.

>>715454818
>Nothing particular is wrong with it if you can maintain it, other people can work on it without issues, and it doesn't cause performance problems for the user
In other words, if it's not sloppy code

>>715452515
Absolutely based

>>715456382
It's pretty bad. Lua has interned strings so the comparisons are cheap, but making each ability a simple table to call on would be so much cleaner than this huge block of boilerplate bullshit. I don't hate bad code in games as long as it gets the job done but don't pretend it's good

>>715453985
By itself? Nothing really but you have to understand that if the function is used a lot it's going to be ass if you want to scale it later. But if it's just a piece of code in a random place of your game that gets called once every 3 days or something and you need to finish up everything and move on? nothing wrong with just letting it be that way

>>715451471 (OP)
What race is coding jesus , like pajeet or israeli Arab Jew reminds me of<-semite perhapsbeit

>>715451471 (OP)
I'm gonna be real. This coding Jesus guy is a fucking fag. Going down every line of LinkedIn or game code to talk shit. It's fucking embarrassing. You can literally do this to anyone.

Not defending the NPDroach just, fuck this guy

>>715457570
image_blend = damage_polarity_positive
? POSITIVE_DAMAGE_IMAGE_BLEND_HEX_COLOR_RGB
: NEGATIVE_DAMAGE_IMAGE_BLEND_HEX_COLOR_RGB

>>715454565
The Division is the game that Mold man played that inspired him to draft SKG, fucking born yesterday?

>>715458208

>>715452064
his real name is maldavius figtree

>>715458208
Aren't you forgetting something?

>>715452238
i don't give a shit about preservation either i just want to make games more easy to pirate

>>715453218
I have like one year of highschool coding knowledge and even I see that something's funky there kek.

>>715453985
If the code wasn't so shite the game would be finished

What'd he say about the code?

>>715454117
I don't know how big is your company but in mine code like this would earn you a talk even if you're a junior

>>715456480
Yandev's problem is that he actively rejected opportunities to improve and grow. Someone (reputable) offered to sort through his codebase, optimize it and translate it to C++ for him for free (and IIRC they even got started on it). Taking up on an offer like that and using your prior understanding of how your game worked to get on top the new codebase would've been a magical chance to rapidly develop as a programmer. But nah, he chickened out, rolled back the optimizations and went back to his if-else towers.

>>715459315
Terry would probably just call him a nigger. Actually, he'd probably call everyone involved in this drama a nigger.

i've been out of the latest gayman drama, who is Pirate Software (other than being named after a very based idea) and what is his OFFSTREAM code?

Jason's entire argument is that his code is performant enough for the type of game he is making and that optimizing it would be masturbatory and a waste of time.

>>715460000
Blessed quads by Terry himself

>>715460245
He's /v/'s oshi from the way he gets talked about

>>715460421
vtranny please

>>715459537
>translate it to C++ for him
That wouldn't help at all kek. You might as well say "rewrite it in Rust."

>>715460245
Some youtuber that's getting bullied after speaking against SKG. He's self-proclaimed professional gamedev with 10 years of experience, and his code looks worse than something you see in /agdg/ or /g/.

>>715460442
It's true though. It's identical to threads that get made on /vt/.

>>715460510
there are vtubers who prop themselves up as being the messiah of the industry, then turn out to be a huge dork who only doubles down?

>>715460510
K... go back

>>715460665
Unironically yes with Doki, which is the funniest part.

>>715453218
>switch without only a default case
I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that it probably had multiple cases at some point, but he deleted them after reworking some stuff and forgot to delete the entire switch statement once it no longer had any use..

>>715453985
If your sprite-based walking simulator runs at 20 fps, I think there's something wrong.

>>715451960
I think it's the arrogant narcissism and destructive lying that people dislike, personally speaking.

>>715451960
I hate him because hes an annoying little faggot with dunning kruger

>>715451471 (OP)
>>715453218
I'm not a programmer and whenever i see dumb shit fake language computer-speak like these I giggle because they make zero sense to me

funny keyboard monkeys playing with brackets and yelling at each other.

>>715459315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K8IEzXnMYk

>>715451471 (OP)
He's coping. "Jesus." He already got smoked by our guy Thor (the GOD).

>>715452898
It's like being an English teacher and seeing that somebody keeps using the wrong their/they're/there in their writing.

>>715452806
>indians love israel
>israel calls them subhumans
?

>>715454117
>I don't know anything but here is me explaining the situation
Thank you for your input. What you are saying does not fit the situation at all and will at best mislead people into also being wrong.

>>715455283
The consumers are people who watch his streams, since nobody actually plays his games. Those consumers are expecting to see a coding expert, them finding out that he is just an idiots making basic mistakes would hurt his appeal and would stop him from being able to constantly speak as an authority on the subject.

>>715451471 (OP)
>Thorchads, our response?
OP is a complete shitlord who keeps the fake drama alive. This bullshit started because world of warcraft literal shitters had a cry about their streamers. only children would still care about pirate at this point. fuck off you're the logposter of /v/

>>715461165
I liked how Jason had a screenshot with 20 magic numbers open, picked the one thing that wasn't a magic number and started yelling about how the guy is a retard for thinking it was one.
The guy lies as naturally as he breathes.

>>715461448
Don't forget that Heartbound was a successful kickstarter, those suckers are still waiting for the game to come out.
Judging by the level of tech debt this faggot made for himself, we're never gonna see a full release.

>>715451471 (OP)
>Still with 2.4 million subs
>Still streaming like nothing happened
https://www.youtube.com/live/6F92C-uPvYs?si=nsmOizzFiQ3JmYsd
Stay mad. Pirate won.

All he had to do is use mana gem and now I have to listen to this and watch this guys career crash in slow motion while hes being cannibalized by other "influencers" for views

Ehh

>guy with ~15k views per video average all of the sudden has 1.5 mil+
On the other hand, this is a goldmine for views apparently, so I cant blame this cunts really, can I

>>715453985
>add more than one light source to the game
>hundreds of thousands of pixels are having their collision and brightness checked every SINGLE frame at the CPU's expense
Define functions

>>715461669
Freefall

>>715461669
I just assume these threads get made so more people can watch his streams. I tried but it's not for me.

>>715461573
>Jason
That's not his name, bud. DiddyG up to their old tricks.

>>715461669
>subs
I don't understand how people can live in the same reality like me, yet not understand that subscribers are a relatively meaningless number. Most subscribers don't unsubscribe, they just stop watching. You can't buy anything with a youtube sub that doesn't watch your stuff.

>>715461670
>>715461737
>fall cliff is even steeper than the turfed/botted climb
Sexy karma

>>715452238
trying to hard to fit in kid

>>715453218
why would you even write shit code like this when you can just ask copilot/gemini/whatever fotm AI to do it ten times better?

>>715461670
Internet loves dogpiling onto lolcows. Especially arrogant ones

>>715461669
bro has banned over 1400 people this stream alone jesus christ.

>>715451960
People really do seem to have a visceral hatred for him, but that's not uncommon for someone that's clearly suffering from an intense narcissistic personality disorder.
Not defending him, he's obviously a low-IQ lolcow that constantly proves himself to be an unlikable cunt, but people who get irrationally emotional about lolcows are often lolcows themselves.

>>715451471 (OP)
Why doesn't think guy's mouth align with his words?
It's so uncanny, like he's using that AI voice translator thing in real time

>>715461973
That code is at least 8 years old, but yes AI could write better code.

>>715462053
he uses a voice filter to make his voice sound deeper

>>715462161
No, not Pirate, I mean the Coding Jesus guy

>>715462053
He uses a voice changer to make his voice sound deeper, those things always have a bit of lag between recording, remixing, and outputting.

>>715461573
I thought they guys repeating things in all caps were retarded but are you saying that is actually how things should be done?

>>715462136
>dog pilling on someone's 8 year old code
talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel

>>715461669
>started streaming 11 hours ago
That ain't healthy.

>>715462309
It's fun to bully people

>>715462419
We'll have to agree to disagree

>>715452064
Reminds me of some faggot I knew in college who insisted his name was "Legion". Turned out his real name was something gay like Melvin or some shit.

>>715452490
I comment every single module, class, function and method so that the IDE can tell me what the fuck I'm looking at with a simple mouse hover when I'm revisiting the code a month from now.
Where did this irrational aversion to comments come from in the programming community?

>>715462419
its even more fun to bully arrogant smug people

>>715462419
Bullying people is beta behavior

Remember when that furfaggot had 10k+ viewers?

>>715462309
The code of someone who claimed to be an industry veteran who worked at blizzard entertainment.

>>715451471 (OP)
Guys this isn't fair, he lost 15 years of development time because of covid :(

>>715462419
based

>>715462309
but I thought he was a turbo omega hacker that worked for the feds for 10 years

>>715451471 (OP)
>Boy won't you feel silly when you realise Thor's code is actually a complex ARG quest and meta-critique on the art of programming itself

>>715462843
Unironically Thor's excuse for the magic number array is that it's for an ARG.

>>715462053
If you are talking about the dude who made the video, he said it's because his obs recording settings were messed up which caused an audio delay

>>715462616
Only if they don't deserve it.

>>715462309
Not just someone's but a smug cunt.

>>715460465
From a learning standpoint it would, considering we were discussing developer ability, not game quality/functionality strictly. It would've been a great opportunity for him to branch out and improve.

>>715453985
the game has been in early access for about 7 years

>>715462994
I can reveal to you a hidden secret: He didn't know what enumeration is and didn't bother to rewrite his code to take advantage of it after googling it. He is stuck in a hell of his own making, endlessly troubleshooting what "storyline_array[286] == 2" was supposed to mean in the context of the story.

>>715453218
Hahaha

>/v/: improving their programming skills one lolcow at a time

>>715452064
>His divorce papers are leaked
Really digging through the garbage for this one lmao

>>715453985
Sloppy code means it gets harder to get anywhere. Not to mention if you want to rework something like a quest.

PirateAssware for example has all of his quest flags or something in a 300+ sized array. There's no context to the elements of the array. He just posts a comment when he references the index. All the quests are also out of order. He can have the first quest flag of character A at index 7 or something, and then have the follow-up quest flag for that same character at index 240. How would you know? Just have to search through the comments.

Now what if you want to remove or rework quests? Well, good luck. You can't remove any of the quest flags because then EVERY index in the ENTIRE code will be out of order and the entire thing breaks. So you'd have to leave a dead questflag in or replace the questflag with the new one.

So finally, let's say one such quest has maybe five quest flags. They'd all be on random indexes. So you'd have to find these indexes, make sure to replace them with your new quest flag. So for example, one on index 5, one on index 18, one on index 97 etc. But hell, you might not even need that many quest flags anymore in the reworked quest. So what do you do with the rest then? Well, keep it in mind and maybe replace them with flags from a new quest in the future. Or just leave them in because you can't have your indexes shift.

And that's just one example. It's a nightmare to deal with already.

I just think it's ironic people ragebait hax$ dying to cyberbullies and then immediately cyberbully another guy not even a few months later for being bad at world of warcraft

>>715453985
Badly managed complexity will eventually shut you down, especially in software development. People ignorant of this are the bane of the industry.

Bros I'm still in school and I use chatgpt to write code a lot since I hate typing, sometimes I'll write it myself just to keep myself sharp and its always way worse.

All the job descriptions I read talk about being familiar with a bunch of shit like designing APIs or oracle, but I've never done anything except solve problems like recursion or simulating multithreading. I have no Idea how to make anything. What do I do

>>715465070
>I have no Idea how to make anything. What do I do
Start making something.

>>715465260
like what

>>715465070
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, chatGPT is 2 tabs down.

>>715459227
Nah, Maldy just doesnt work on it
He had to drag himself and put a update out so Steam would remove the abandonware flag from his game

>>715465278
Make a website and put a browser game on it

>>715453985
>Whats wrong with sloppy coding if the game functions?
when you based your personality on being smarter than everyone else and a coding expert its kind of relevant. you need to actually be that smart.

>>715452654
grifter grifting off another grifter

>>715465886
griftception

>>715465070
You're so fucked lmao

>>715465319
If he did proper code he would have finished years ago. I agree that he's lazy but I would be lazy too if I had to touch that code. Imagine he decides to change an interaction and that interaction affects some other interaction. You need to go through every place where that huge array is being modified to make sure nothing is broken

>>715451960
Oh thats not the only reasons lmao
>Roaching in WoW
>after saying what a good mage he is to the point he talks shit to the other mages in the guild
>as an indie dev he wrongfully threatened to DMCA someone's game for using his likeness AS PARODY all withour verifying that the voice clip was actually in the released build
That one gets me the most
>voice alters to sound deeper
>hypes up his job experience and hacking skills when he really actually does social engineering attacks and bugtesting
>caught cheating looking up puzzles to a puzzle game he was "blind" streaming
>literally pulls a Yandev of milking patreon bucks while refusing to actually code
Bitch has coding streams where he codes like 1% of the time on them. You can make a bingo sheet of the bullshit this man has and will do. Even before he dennounced SKG people thought of him as a roach.

>>715466316
Why don't programmers try to make an abstraction that actually matches what they are trying to represent instead of making autistic garbage "I MUST USE AN ARRAY", "I MUST LITTER MY CODE WITH MAIN() FUNCTIONS"

How can you get anything done?

thor lolcow 41% would be a good conclusion for this year. Lords ababove, make it happen.

>>715452064
hello thor

>>715465070
I'm going to ignore the first line because it sounds retarded, but for the second one, ignore that shit, focus on your education and try to nab some sort of internship, paid or unpaid, in the background. You'll be introduced to everything you need to know during onboarding and you should be able to work with that with the baseline knowledge you learned at school.

>>715465535
I don't want to get into web design I heard it was the second worse computer science profession the only worse one being game deveopment

>>715466741
the internships don't even reply back, and a lot of them want familiarity with some kind of specific application as well

>>715466846
Then grab a bunch of random data from the internet and start organizing it ai training data.

>>715465070
Ask your friend's dad whose also VP of google for a job or get a phd in cs

>>715466957
Getting a job is like dating, it's a numbers game. You can ask for resume advice IRL, you sound like a normalfag, so there definitely should be somebody who can help you with that, but you need to be aware that most of the time you'll get no reply at all or get rejected further during recruitment, so just keep spamming until it works.

>>715467207
This. It's less about laser focusing into one application, cast a wide net and pray one fish you catch is the right fish you can ride for a while. And get good at writing cover letters. Bitches love cover letters.

>>715453407
You're a replaceable coder if you comment how your code functions.

>>715462678
Pretending you can judge someone's code from such a short snippet when you don't know anything about the project is just shortsighted/low IQ.

>>715451471 (OP)
>coding jesus
not white. dont care. not gay

>>715452490
I would totally comment often because my memory is shit and I'll forget what I just did.

>>715457256
Go to your view history and delete the video and it should set your recommends back to normal.

>>715467581
Brother, read the code before posting that.

>>715460858
thats the thing though. ALL of it is very excusable and not really a big deal.
the problem is that he is claiming that he does not make mistakes and that all his code is perfect and actually the optimal way of doing things.

>>715453218
looks good. not a single anon itt could do it better lmao

>>715451471 (OP)
what the fuck is he even doing here, why is he checking if every pixel is colliding with something
and why the fuck is he drawing a pixel
this is extremely inefficient, if he's drawing to draw stuff overlapping he should be using a mask and shader

>>715467856
This.
If he just said: "Ah yeah I made a case because we might have more options in the future."
Or just "ah I just felt like making a switch case here."

But no. He says the code is absolutely perfect and everything that's written is the best way.

>>715451960
i dont wanna play the division.
however there may be games i wish to play that would have otherwise ended their services.
just because it does not affect me now does not mean it wont affect me in the future.
that being said it actualyl did affect me.
i used to love dead island: epidemic.
it was a fun game. then it was gone.

The ferret guy is a retard, but I have been a professional programmer for 15 years and I think I have only ever met like 2 people who are actually "good" at programming. Most people suck at programming because human brains are designed to catch squirrels and eat berries. Most programmers are good at one thing or extremely mediocre at ten things. Of course you probably shouldn't be claiming to be a good programmer when you use RPGMaker and don't know any compiled languages lol

>>715462565
why are you naming your classes classOne?

>>715452654
a jew that found an opportunity to get rich
i was watching him like one month ago and he barely had any views now he gets half a mil lol

>>715460923
no one needs more. the human eye can only see 5fps anyway

>>715462678
yeah looks like blizzard code. no idea what the issue is

>>715453218
its probably just a wip
he probably had many other cases before but then changed it and was too lazy to turn it into an if statement

>>715468094
Lighting, if you watch the vid they even run that shit code and a simple rectangle gets 20fps.

>>715466835
>I work 19 hours a day 7 days a week
I can't think of a more bald face lie. He's saying he works on his game 133 hours a week? That's more hours than devs typically put in during fucking crunch time (at their lowest point EA was having their devs work 100 hours a week and that was back when they facing a shit ton of controversy for working their devs like slaves). Even if it wasn't a lie, that'd still say a lot about him as a developer seeing as he's been working on the game for 7 god damn years

What's up with all these people defending obviously shit code?

>>715468789
they are ragebaiting, it's very obvious

>>715468789
Vibe shitcoders or just plain shitcoders feeling insecure.

>>715461553
You are not wrong anon, I could give less of a shit about what other people do, its typical zoomer shit

>>715453218
>global.enemy_hp_check -= damage_amount;
I can guess what it's trying to do but it's doing it in such a roundabout and triply retarded way it puts in question this faggot's mental capacity

>>715466498
>caught cheating looking up puzzles to a puzzle game he was "blind" streaming
That did not happen. He made some logical assumptions in a game where he was expecting hard puzzles to solve. There are likely many others that came to the same assumption. He's just the only one who streamed it.

>>715460245
Nepobaby midwit streamer who has becomr a lolcow in record time, because of a few instances of him being a retard with a gigantic ego. He misrepresented Stop Killing Games (SKG), but the drama shit backfired on him and ended up boosting the initiative. Currently, every Z Tier dramaslop Youtuber is taking a shot at him for easy views, and programming oriented Youtubers are picking apart his game's code. SKG is kinda tertiary to the PirateSoftware saga now

>>715462557
>Turned out his real name was something gay like Melvin
https://youtu.be/sPBbWVYuNLQ

>>715469417
no one believes you jason

>>715460000
True

>>715456921
Yep. Physiognomy never fails.

>>715467827
You don't know what it's for, you don't know the scope, you don't know what's going to be added or not.
Low IQ take.

>>715466638
A lot of indie game devs have no real experience. They watch a tutorial on what is an array and see a small example of an array storing choices and think "I'm going to use this" without thinking about clean code nor scalability.
I've read that the publisher offered him developers to help him but he declined

>>715460000
Terry made the quad happens.

>>715470127
That's what makes it terrible code, despite reading it I have no idea what it's for.

>>715452064
Stupid son, can't say happy birthday to his dad
https://litter.catbox.moe/d7scnauywzv19dqn.mp4

>>715451471 (OP)
this guy is a Sungrand Studios tier schizo

>>715452064
This dude at my undergrad insisted his name was Trstan (pronounced Tristan) even though I had seen his financial aid file with it as Tristan. (I worked at the financial aid office at the time.)

>>715470301
How do you not remember to see or send birthday wishes to your family?

>>715455134
Factories have perfected bread 100 years ago. You're a leech.

>>715454309
Yandere is an admitted complete amateur who barely knows how to code. Pilate software is a supposed 20 year industry vet who hacks powerplants. Which one should be making more mistakes?

>>715470690
Complete disdain. I think the even worse part is that he mentions that the last text he had sent his father was the previous year's happy birthday.

>>715470690
NTA but personally I have extremely shitty memory when it comes to dates and unless I have reminder on my calendar, I will inevitably forget about it. I miss all kinds of events and appointments on the regular

>>715452139
As a Visual Studio pro myself, this is total ass.

Crazy how he killed his reputation with this whole thing
people found more about his real background and personality than they ever did watching him in those pseudo intellectual youtube videos

>>715471015
Surely you recognize that character flaw and work around it, right anon? Maybe put a calendar opposite the toilet.

>>715471237
I already started the practice of having reminders on my phone, repeated in several instances over weeks, days and hours in advance. It is a noticable improvement, but sometimes it feels like I'm getting spammed from my past self with so much redundancy in place, but it appears there's literally no other way that works for me when it comes to this stuff

>>715461737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeqwR1Huei4

>>715461041
kek

>>715470690
by being a self-absorbed turbonarcissist

>>715471149
As a 4chan pro myself, this post is total ass

>closeted furry faggot
>divorced his wife over his homosexuality
>lies about his accomplishments and work ethics
>jewish nepo baby of an actual old blizzard dev
>outed himself as a retard with skg
>now competent coders are calling his coding skills into question
>his own game is stuck in early access and just a money printer for gulliable retards.


crazy how this all panned out

>>715452139
as a self taught Godot developer with literal weeks of experience and expertise, I too find the code in the OP to be rather hilarious

>>715457424
Yeah, he does look pretty pathetic too.

>>715459537
i still think about the alternate timeline where yandere dev lets tinybuild finish his game and it becomes a franchise like hello neighbor did.

>>715452238
no, you hate him because you were told to by other streamers.

>>715453218
It's fun to poke at the lolcow, but there is not much wrong with it. The two colors with an "out" for adding special cases and another "out" for adding a different logic.

>>715472746
you're defending him because you're a furry

>>715458946
about that

>>715461041

>>715452654
"coding" jesus is just a grifting faggot like every other youtuber who falls into the "I'm a pro at X because I said so" (like those shitty "musicians react and it's some cuck who makes edm beats on SoundCloud for 3 people)

>>715472815
>there is not much wrong with it.
a switch with ONE default case.

>>715472818
>doesn't refute
I preferer scailes thank you

>>715472918
Do you comment your code a lot perchance?

>>715453218
8 years blizzard experience

>>715451960
People hate PirateSoftware because he slimed his way into the YouTube spotlight and isn't an actual subject matter expert on what he gives advice about.
SKG is just an attempt to spite him. Nobody actually cares about the initiative unless they're Indians or retards.

shit even ChatGPT does a better job of coding than him.

>>715468756
his dev streams are mostly just chatting. he spends more time in ms paint than the ide. i'd be surprised if he spends more than an hour coding during those 12 hour streams.

What the fuck even is this worthless drama? Who are these people? Do you seriously watch some random motherfucker have youtube beef with another nobody?

>>715474052
Pirate Softians just want people to talk about their oshi

>>715474052
>Do you seriously watch some random motherfucker have youtube beef with another nobody?
You'd be surprised at how common this is. Some people live off watching shit flinging like everything is a wrestling match.

>>715474052
KarenFarmers get tired of gossiping about Jason in their shithole, so they come over to 4chan for fresh circlejerks.

>>715474052
>>715474213
>>715474329
>we all hate yt drama but just happen to be in this thread for no particular reason

>>715474539
I'm with the other anon trying to figure out what the fuck this thread is even about. Sorry for being curious.

>>715460923
if you don't have a 5090, you don't deserve to play thor's magnum opus.

>>715474539
I'm genuinely curious because I keep seeing threads and even youtube randomly started giving me recommendations about this Pirate Software shit despite me not even knowing what this is. I gathered that he's some random indie dev that has beef with...someone else but that's about it.

>>715462557
>Retarded friend named Thomas in college changes his name to Rocky
>Demands that we call him Rocky
>We started calling him Karl instead
lol
lmao even

>>715460245
Streamer who got boosted way past his natural place by abusing YT shorts when they came out, and now he's crashing down like a comet

Why is he crashing down? Because in normal circumstances arrogant asshole personality like his would've been the bottleneck preventing growth -- and he would either fix it or start hiding it better. So he would be stuck with much smaller community of supporters and much fewer eyes on him

What happened here is that he got promoted many-many levels upwards bypassing that bottleneck, and then this critical problem has been exposed and his career falling apart in record time

>>715474052
>>715474213
>>715474539
>>715475894

>>715451471 (OP)
does it really matter as long as it runs decently? yeah its a bitch to read but you're not reading the code as you play the game. like I get it, its shit, but it works doesn't it? as long as it doesn't eat up resources, run poorly or leak memory I don't see a problem but then again I am not a professional

>>715476713
>long as it doesn't eat up resources, run poorly
that is exactly what that code does.
It runs a bunch of checks thousands upon thousands of times just to draw a gradient shadow.

>>715475894
fake tits make me mad

I think these dumbasses like this coding taliban focusing on his dogshit code are more retarded than jason the polymorphic grabber

>>715477592
It's literally free money

>>715465070
Hm... Hows your leetcode?

>>715451960
I still play the Division.

>>715477592
>this coding taliban

>>715453218
yanderedev but with switches instead of if cases

Seems like everyone has a different approach to coding. I've heard different better solutions to both Yandere dev's code and this guy's.

>>715451960
SKG was just the straw that broke the camel's back. He's hated for MANY more reasons.

>>715462557
The brother of the Joker?!

>named himself Piratesoftware to sound cool
>is actually a massive bootlickimg corporate shill

>>715465070
Nigga learn how to make an API. It is fucking essential if you want to be employed. Also grind leetcode 23 hours a day for the next 6 months.

>>715462674
I'll only be satisfied until his viewership plummets to nothing and he has to dance like the other lolcow monkies with 100% hate watchers for table scraps like the e-beggar he really is

>>715464929
hax was murdered by the FGC nepobaby organizers, let's not get it mixed up here

>>715477592
>usual vids are like 10-30k views
>drama vids are 800k-1m+
They'd be fools not to milk it

>>715470690
I don't want to defend piratesoftware and I'm kind of not even doing that.
But I personally can't even remember my own birthday, and if I'm not reminded of it I frequently miss it. And I miss other people's birthdays just the same.
I however think I'm kind of shit for this. So I don't think it's a very good excuse. But you can just have a very shit memory for birthdays. Of course, the solution is to add them all to some electronic calendar that can yell at you when it's time.

>>715462565
Jason isn't doing that. He's doing shit like
>//if the condition is met, break
>if (condition):
>break

>>715472918
The only grifter here is Maldavius. You retards really need to stop parroting that word constantly.

>>715462565
That's documentation

>>715453218

>>715474052
>Do you seriously watch some random motherfucker have youtube beef with another nobody?
>people love to watch a smug furry get btfo over and over again for entertainment
>anon finds this bizzare
its funny thats why anon.

>>715451960
imagine sucking so much youtuber cock that you need to come defend your master in these threads

>>715470130
>I've read that the publisher offered him developers to help him but he declined
That was Yanderedev and he declined because he couldn't understand the new code.

>>715452665
I work in the Biopharma industry as a Software dev and I purposely never put any comments as I want it to be as impossible to understand as possible to anyone else so they can never get rid of me or if they do get rid of me they would have to pay me on contract to teach someone how to work with it.

>>715452376
Nobody can be a Javascript pro as Javascript is not a serious language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et8xNAc2ic8

>>715452490
>not every little shit you do.
Spoken like someone that doesn't manage huge codebases.

>>715451960
never played the division i hate him because i could tell from the very first time i ever heard him he's a turbo redditor faggot

hate this nigger but people are trully grasping at straws with the birthday thing. say what you want but he's good friends with his dad, if you've never fucked around with ur dad like this i'm sad for you

>>715484184
I had a strictly business relationship with my parents. My friends used to make fun of me and said I probably called them "primary caregivers" instead of parents.

>>715462565
It's just people parroting a guy they heard on yt

>>715451471 (OP)
Okay that's a bit nitpicky, OP's picture doesn't even have that bad of a code. It's workable

He's a gigafaggot and a huge retard but this nitpicking over code stuff is bottom of the barrel shit. He has like 100 faggot skeletons in his closet that are way more entertaining to laugh at.

>>715454702
Yes to both.

>>715451960
i don't even give a shit about SKG, i'm just happy everyone is finally shitting on this annoying shitstain, i don't care what the reason is, he deserves it

>coding "Jesus"
>looks like some brownoid straight out of Israel
this should be illegal
bring back blasphemy laws

Everyone making fun of Thor for petty code snippets while not even knowing how to hunt Polymorphics inside code caves

>>715452064
Literal chuunibyou behaviour. Back when I was in middle school one girl tried to have everyone, including the teachers, call her by some weeb name she had made up.

>>715451471 (OP)
ah some good slop to listen to while cleaning thanks

>>715452238
>Hate all streamers
Tell me about how you hate your wagie job

>yeah you're right, the way i've structured my code is pretty shit, but i'm in too deep at this point and it works well enough for me to finish it
would this be that hard to say?

>>715452238
based and correct

I really don't care about the quality of his code. He still has a finished game, regardless of quality, unlike some.

>>715452064
Pics?
Did he divorce his tranny gf or did he have another relationship before that?

>>715452998
>>715454287
I mean he got someone else to explain what was wrong with the code for most of the video.

>>715460000
>quads
King Terry has spoken

>>715488596
It was the ferret actually

>>715458327
>The Division is the game that Mold man played that inspired him to draft SKG, fucking born yesterday?
Not entirely true. The Division is the actual best and most recent example. Jewish company takes game offline for the hell of it (no more profits for the multi millionaire company :c) and tells player base to fuck off, while at the same time being from a French studio - Ubisoft (so under the EU).

>>715470301
Man, is that how the old man always talks or is he actually holding out his tears while his bastard son laughs at him.

I don't understand....The code works? His game is out? Why is this worth mocking him for? He's an idiot cunt with a stupid ideology but is that work calling him a shit programmer?

>>715461292
Saar, why you are hiding truth?? INDIA + ISRAEL SUPER POWER 2020

>>715477715
I can do mediums pretty easy, I struggle with hards but have done a couple

>>715479971
I try but I'm not really sure how to learn it, most tutorials I have seen just copy x,y,z and it works but there is little explanation on why or what the various functions do

>>715492810
Couple of things:
The game only has one complete chapter, one at "97%" complete FOR YEARS of a 5 chapter game.
No one would give a shit if he didn't claim himself to be a 1337 hacker and dismissed any criticism of his code. Basically the Yandev effect.

initially i thought he was a cool guy but he actually shilled Once Human and I played that game for a month, and then i realized "okay what the fuck am i even doing, seriously"

the game wasn't good, his opinions were garbage

>>715453218
>THIS is what passes for high level coding ability in the eyes of the uneducated
Jesus maybe he really was a AAA developer

>>715453218
I'm just trying to think of a way that he could expand this, but the condition being
>obj_combat_enemy_health_parent.object_index
Confuses me even more with this snippet of code. Why would you need what the parent index is in the first place? If his intention was adding some cases later, what type of fucking cases would you be checking?

>>715453985
nothing until you start pretending your code is good or you're some kind of industry veteran

>>715451960
I hate him for shorts spam and his voice.

>>715451960
Remember Avengers right? many games force you to use online, even if it has a single player campaign and almost all its content is available on your pc, but you need to access the game online, being that you paid for it
This initiative seeks that, to avoid that companies take away what you paid, there are many examples of games that have an offline mode, if not by external servers is by other ways
Stop being a bootlicker, this is good for the consumer

>>715453218
>opening brackets taking up an entire line

>>715474052
Rap battles for zoomers basically.

>>715496024
Shit example. Avengers was made fully available offline with everything you could buy added as unlockables by playing normally. This is exactly what SKG aims to accomplish. Nobody is asking devs to keep servers running, just make the game playable offline or give players the ability to make their own servers.

>>715485956
But...that's where Jesus was from

>>715451960
At this point people are hating him for being a dickhead

>>715495597
I don't get it either.
Or why you'd have 3 (maybe more?) nested switches for anything other than some arcane compiler branching optimization.

>>715496495
There are other games, such as Multiversus, Knockout City
Some older ones like Supreme Comander
It's so stupid that games like Starcraft 2, can't be played at all without online connection

Ross has been working on the movie longer than Jason has been working on the game, and Jason actually has something to show for it.

>>715499234
please stop raping ferrets, Jason

>>715499343
Would Jason be able to pull this deep? And I don't mean from ferrets.
Also, it was a joke. God bless Ross.

>>715492810
>His game is out?
It's in perpetual early access with him eternally promising that the next chapter is almost done for like 5 years.
While its probably not the only reason, his coding practices IMO have a good chance of contributing to his lost of interest on his game.
As they make working on things so tedious (>>715464757 covers some examples) that it saps any desire to work on it, so its no surprise to me that he's ended up perpetually pushing the issue aside to just stream (and make more money that the game likely would ever make) instead.

Making it so his bad coding practices could potentially be the reason his Kickstarter-funded game will never be released.
All that while he branded his persona as a '20 year' game industry vet to bring attention to his videos.

>>715488596
He got divorced from reality

>>715451471 (OP)
>Eceleb thread with this many posts
/v/ is lost.

>>715460000
>quads of truth

>>715451960
Disingenuous nigger, but good job on the (you) farming

I'm sure that this is not the end of it all.
>Retard idiot 'plays' the algorithms.
>Gets enormous amounts of views and publicity.
>Millions of followers.
>Turns out to be a midwit.
Something is not right.
This might be gamergate 2.0

>>715452139
As a person that watched 50 hours of 90’s slop that had a “hacker” in the movie, he’s not in

>>715452139
If you're wondering why people are laughing at you, it's not common for actual industry veterans to introduce himself as a "<language> pro"
It's a common misconception that each programming language is a separate knowledge domain instead of being a tool in your toolbox.
If you want to brag you'd say your actual job description instead.

>>715461669
Anon these are not real

>>715467452
so you are a shit coder who has to write bad spaghetti to keep your job?
pajeet behavior.

>>715456329
it should be noted that he barely fucking works on it.
its like a mostly eaten plate of food and he is poking at it with a fork.

>coding jesus
>thor
Buddha when?

Hope it was worth it

>>715454391
Well, it generates clicks and views so it only brings them more money

>>715453218
>>715454702
I've taken no formal coding classes and am basically a complete novice at gamedev, but my healthbars are just two different colour rectangles on top of each other and taking damage just makes the rectangle smaller.

>>715451960
>The Division
Uh you fucking retard. It wasn't that game.
It was....................................... The crew

>>715460000
>0000

>>715501324
Insane behavior dude

>>715475894
fake tits make me happy

>>715475894
>Streamer who got boosted way past his natural place by abusing YT shorts when they came out, and now he's crashing down like a comet
That's not true, he was just viewbotting >>715501035
like all the other big streamers and pushed by Youtube unnaturally like Asmon because they are in a big talent agency.

I don't understand why people think just a few selected people was able to "abuse" the algorithms like it was some kind of magic. And they alone was able to find this "magic" that millions of others that tried didn't manage.

>>715454117
Emiri Uchi is hidden gem.

>>715453989
yeah, I'm thinking based

Reminder asmongold is still defending him to this day. Keeps claiming that everyone only hated him for roaching, ignores pirate denying any wrong doing. It must hurt to see his literal ego double get shit on like this, he must experience second hand pain. lols

>>715451471 (OP)
Can someone sum up what is wrong with his code? I have a policy not to give views to drama farmers

>>715505636
he learned how to make an array, and use if/thens, and uses it to do everything

the problem isn't so much that he is doing this, but it's that he is doing this while also claiming to be a super-hacker that literally worked for the government as a super hacker and has like 20 years of experience working at blizzard as a game developer/programmer despite only being a QA drone

Daily reminder Jason sperged out and reported a viewer to twitch directly because he said "lmao Ur ferret died because he was out of mana"
And then said "we will see how fast twitch takes care of you", and then sat there, actively checking if the account got banned. (It never did)
Someone even said it was prolly a child and he just goes "yeah I don't care"
All while continuously ranting and sperging about how thz person who made the mana comment is a monster and there is "no coming back from that",and he's a hateful psychopath

Like bro, just stop raping ferrets to death Jason. It ain't that deep, and I ain't talking about them ferret anuses

>>715502063
If you want to add just a bit extra:
>make another bar ontop of that
>lets call it "Difference"
>it's initial length is 0
>it's starting point is at the max length of your actual health indicator bar
>when you take damage Difference's length becomes the amount subtracted from the health bar
>if Difference is greater than 0 decrease it until it is (use which ever method you want)
from one amatuer coder to another

>>715484184
> say what you want but he's good friends with his dad
He didn’t write single massage to his dead in 365 days

>>715453218
Everyone is memeing on this but switch cases compile down to the same instructions as if statements anyway. Not to defend the retard, but this is a pretty trivial nitpick

>>715510340
It doesn't have an actual effect, the stuff that breaks the game is https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C7AaKwimytg

HOWEVER it does demonstrate the issue perfectly. This lack of care for something so simple and easy translates into more insidious issues building up all over the place and generally a fatal lack of craftsmanship

>>715510340
It shows lack of understanding of tools, first switch statement is deadweight too. Literally all his code is Mumbai-tier

>>715510340
The problem isn't it being a switch statement. It's that it does literally nothing.

>>715473913
>Click on a 0 viewer gamedev stream
>He starts talking about how Pirat inspired him to make games and start streaming
>Actually raids him at the end of the stream with 1 viewer

>>715453218
If he's planning to expand this, the code is perfectly fine. Even if not, the compiler is going to simplify these instructions anyways

>>715451471 (OP)
Not enough dabbing.

>>715510502
I mean I would figure if you're using a switch case it's so you can easily go back and add more cases as needed rather than untangling nested if elses.

>>715510340
This >>715510502
Running a switch case with one default case that never changes is redundant. As I mentioned before, I can't even think of a way that it is future proofing anything either.

>>715452515
My brother, God I miss that game so much.

>>715451960
narcissists are fun to fuck with and he's turned into a lolcow

>>715510546
>>715510557
Yeah but with what he is using as the conditional
>obj_combat_enemy_health_parent.object_index)
I can't think of what cases he will add if he isn't doing anything with it. From what I can gather, this object is the parent object of the enemy health bar, from what we have seen is only done in 1v1 scenarios, so unless he is going to rework the combat system, the index of the object doesn't matter. I can't think of a reason for it. If he already had a use for it, sure, but right now he references the index of the object and... does nothing special with it.

>>715451471 (OP)
As someone who has no idea how to code, all of the posts in this thread discussing it make me feel extremely stupid.

>>715451960
Hey listen faggot, you don't have to care If a game shuts down, but not owning what you pay for is retarded. Do you want live in a world where you "own nothing and be happy"? Because that's world were heading towards.

>>715452139
>as a javascript pro myself
LOOOOOL

>>715451471 (OP)
I wrote code like that in college and even my first job for a bit. When I started working with other devs I improved very fast.
I think this guy's problem is that he's been coding by himself all this time. Combine that with his laziness and unreal levels of arrogance and you can understand why he's still a novice after all this time.

>>715510728
Which posts? They're pretty straightforward if you have an idea of what the syntax is trying to say.

For instance, >>715453218 is showing a useless "switch" case. Switch takes a variable in input and depending on its value, it will do different instructions. If you look at the lines in the middle you will see a proper switch case that will change the color of the image_blend depending on the value of the damage_polarity value (-1, or 1). The issue lies with the former switch case at the top of the picture, which has only one case, so there is no point to have it at all

>>715510937
>>715510697
I'm just gonna be real with you and say that accounting for possible future extensibility is fine and nothing added there is a performance hit or that bizarre. C++ compilers will see a switch case that only ever uses default and just nix the whole thing in assembly anyway. Making this purely a coding style issue. On a personal project. Find some actual inefficiency so I can laugh at it instead.

>>715451960
TD was great. I have some great memories of the extraction dlc they added. It's a simple concept these days but having it be in a blizzard in NYC was such a great setting. If this movement keeps it available I'm all for it. Just remove the DRM and make all communication p2p

>>715511048
See >>715510454

>>715452139
>as a javascript pro myself

>>715511048
Nigger, I'm not coming at this from an angle of it being a performance hit or anything (You can look up his code for lighting which does it one pixel at a time for that), I'm just saying I can't see what he is extending it with, because what the currently redundant switch statement suggests he is going to do something with the enemy health bar (Or at least the parent object) but that still doesn't answer why he needs to get the object id, based on the snippet it seems like the program already knows what the enemy_health_bar's parent object is hence why he is calling it as an object. Why does he need the index for it? What could he add that would require it? I got ideas, but it doesn't make sense with the combat that he has already made for it.

>>715511090
yeah rendering code will definitely seperate the wheat from the chaff on coding ability lmao

>>715452139
i'm a nocoder who started writing code a couple years back programming a Godot game and his code is very blatantly like mine, a kind of "let me guess at how to write this without guidance or education" kind of thing

>>715460000

>>715460000
Blessed quads and very likely to happen except he'd call everyone a niggerfaggot

>>715511048
You're assuming this is for futureproofing and there might be a world where this makes sense, but we know we don't live in that world and it's literally just a switch put there without any care or reason or logic

>>715511248
I'm just saying it's a banal, autistic complaint from /v/ nocoders looking for blood in the water and not that interesting at all.

>>715451960
>games come with server hosting options for 30 years
>devs take that away
>wtf why do people want server hosting options?

>>715511325
And I'm saying it encompasses something much more meaningful about how Jason thinks and has no care for his craft. It's not a Yanderedev "muh switch statements" or "muh nested ifs ruined the performance!" moment. If you were to see a random leftover switch statement like this in job interview it would look bad.

>>715496160
I sometimes do that, makes it easier to read

>>715511526
If it was for a Junior programmer role I'd probably ask him about it and discern intent. If he then cited compile time awareness knowing it'd get skipped I'd probably consider it a point in his favor over other applicants, without saying so, but impress needing to follow company coding standards.

>>715454309
I would of still respected yanderedev for his shitty code if he wasn't a cunt to top that.

>>715511710
Yeah that's how I'd go about it too.
But since it's Jason we kinda know what's the intent and awareness here. Gonna grab more polymorphics to bring back to the code cave

>>715511769
Aight, as long as we're being fair to the code presented. I'll hold him down you press the hot brand on his forehead.

>>715456808
I'm not familiar with Lua, does it not do Objects or something? If it does, couldn't you cast a Joker object with the necessary attributes into a list and then just iterate through that list when resolving their effects without having to lookup what each one does every time?

>>715452064
Jason? You mean Malding Faggotry?

>>715451471 (OP)
Fucking hell, as if "Coding Jesus" wasn't a cringe enough name to go with, he actually refers to himself as CJ.

I can't believe their are actually people that still listen to these hacker era dweebs that never mentally graduated passed the stage of idolising the IT industries equivalent of a bricklayer.

>>715511957
Do you know how everything in Ruby is an object?
Lua is kinda like that with its tables. A table can be an array, a dictionary, and you can do just about anything you want with them, because functions are first class. So, you can bundle up a bunch of functionality into a table, maybe even a metatable to create your typical OOP-isms (instancing, inheritance, mixins, etc). So, in balatro's case, for example, you could have effects defined as functions in a table (as key-value pairs), and for each joker that is created you give a list of effects from said table (either the key, or reference to the functions). Maybe order the list if you want things to resolve in a certain order each time.
But, since Balatro is a fairly simple game, if-else chains aren't ultimately that big of a deal for performance or whatever. Just funny to read.

>"My game runs on a smart fridge"
>Look inside
>Fridge screen just mirrors a laptop screen with touch controls

>>715453985
literally nothing
despite what retreads say 99% of games arent live service, you make the code, do the content, release and thats it

>>715451471 (OP)
>our response?

A guy who has 0 industry experience, who never release a title or worked in production is taking down a "pretend expert"... while he himself is a pretend expert

First the fag should work at lest a fucking month in any studio, then he can talk about whats accapotable and whats not, spoiler, everything that you made on time and that works is acceptable

I cate take those e celebs seriously, people are propping up another lying grifter

>>715514587
>A guy who has 0 industry experience, who never release a title or worked in production is taking down a "pretend expert"... while he himself is a pretend expert
...he works on software for financial institutions iirc
lol

>>715470091
Someone should make an edit of that one Roald Dahl page with good thoughts making people look pretty and ugly thoughts making otherwise normal people look foul, and replace the two examples with Ross and Jason

>>715514328
>2 days from now
>"I never said my game can run on a smart fridge. A viewer made a video of it playing on a smart fridge and I shouted him out. That is all."

Man Pirate Software is really getting his web of deceit torn. Too bad dont be such a retard and get some social skills to bark at lol kiddies, but you couldnt do that and now you cry

>>715514587
>guy with 0 experience easily takes down 23 year industry veteran
based

Thor may kill himself due to all this bullying. Is that what you all want?

>>715451471 (OP)
>400+ posts on eceleb drama
KYS

>>715500796
That's not the reason

>>715515363
REDACTED

>>715515393
400+ posts and 1 (one) blasted booty*

>>715451471 (OP)
>pic
What the fuck? Is he checking lighting every pixel in every frame? What framerate is his game running at?

>>715514723
>...he works on software for financial institutions iirc
What the fuck does that even mean?
He seems like some "self thought" jew that finished school only to become an "influencer" by grifting drama.
Did he or did he not work ever in production on some released project?

>>715515185
Fuck did he take down?
The Thor faggot actually release 2 games that are playable. And sure, he did get burned out on one game and quit making it, but he still made something.
The same NPC goys who listened to that thor manchild, now found another religious icon to follow, you people just cant help yourself.

>>715515840
>Is he checking lighting every pixel in every frame?
Yes.

coding jesus:

wtf you dont even know this insanely odd quirk of a language if you do this retarded line of code? how are you even a developer. u dont even know how to convert a toml file into machine code in your head are you retarded?

>>715452064
Dude has the saddest pipsqueak voice ever without his voicebox too, kek

>>715515938
This, but unironically.

Stop infecting the world with your shit code.

>>715453985
It *can* cause problems down the line.
If you're a genius who can actually remember everything about your code, it's fine. But personally I'm not and if I came back to a function I wrote 6 months ago, I'd waste a lot of time trying to understand how it worked if I wrote it sloppily.

There's also the matter of him being an educational streamer who's helping beginner devs learn to code.

>>715515840
20 fps based on tests with a simple 100x800 sprite, a guy rewrote this to use surfaces and basic stuff and it's now 60 fps

>>715516028
This, but unironically.

Infecting the world with shit code means that AI will learn from it and write even more shit code, it's inevitable.

>>715516028
enjoy your paralysis and fear of taking action. your code doesnt even have a chance to infect the world. weak sperm

>>715515840
based. hes simulating lighting like nvidia rtx can only dream of doing

>>715516189
>i-it's okay when GPU does it
funny double standard about programmers
guess what, CPUs are processors too, and they can process that stuff just as well as a GPU, luddites!

>>715516074
The human eye can't see above 15fps anyway

>>715516074
>and it's now 60 fps
Only because the framerate is limited, benchmarker rated PS'code at around 400 times slower.

>>715516529
Yes, I should have made that clear

Lighting took 0.25% of performances in the corrected build vs 99.7% in the shitty one

>>715507590
>the ferret died because it was out of mana
Haha

none of you guys would survive html hell

>>715515840
Buy mai magik rokku gaijin

>>715507590
>>715516635
Qrd on the ferret?

>>715516726
Gweilo actually, he's an island chink

>>715516710
qrd?

>>715516074
>>715516565
And yet the game still runs on a toaster.
Shader performance dosnt matter if you dont use it...
You can optimize any code, if it works it works.

>>715452654
it's some guy that should buy an ad

>>715516746
He fucked it to death

>>715516873
If you're retarded and do things in the most inefficient and stupid way possible but still get carried by hardware that still makes you a shitty developer

>>715516816
go to steam and press view source code, you'll undestand....

>>715451471 (OP)
it's ok to be bad at coding the problem is Jason gives this false impression that he is some Uber leet haxor

>>715517005
Web dev is decades of frankensteining framerworks meant for documents and shortcut page hyperlinks into interactive websites and full programs running on the browser. It's shit but it is what it is, nobody codes frontend raw anymore.

>>715515903
>The Thor faggot actually release 2 games that are playable.
Okay? The subject is his shit ass code. No one would have cared if he didn't bring up his 50 years of game industry experience all time.
>NPC goys who listened to that thor manchild
Always hated PS. I'm just happy to add fuel to the fire :)

>>715517040
>it's ok to be bad at coding
Not when you claim decades of experience

>>715451960
based

>>715517476
nta but you can have decades of experience of being bad at coding

>coding jesus
Guy is a literal grifter.

>>715517040
also bad when people are donating to you to get advice

>>715517587
How come?

>>715510937
>>715511325
>>715511710
I don't know shit about code but I like how this anon talks. rare to see eloquent posts in this gutter.

>>715511048
It's fine but it violates both KISS and YAGNI. Considering that thing was potentially sitting there for years, there's a reason we have those principles.

>>715517476
Two decades of hand picked bad practices bundled up in a single game!

>>715516943
Thats the most retarded, you can always make it more optimized.
Only 2 things that matter. Does the game run good? Is the game on time?
Thats it, the main focus should be on the quality of the game, as long as it works who gives a shit how much spaghetti code makes it work?
If you are a dedicated coder then sure, you can excuse polishing shit, but if you are the artist, writer, designer, coder and fill out 10 other roles, then why the fuck would you do it?

This is why games take 10 years to make, just 100 faggots rewriting code for ever, and 100 HR bitches doing nothing and doubling the budget
I hate that Thor fag, but this fag is even worse, he has 0 experience

>>715517803
>YAGNI
tf? is this acronym new? 4 years of (pro) software engineering, and never saw this one.

>>715517951
You Ain't Gonna Need It.
Wikipedia says it's been thrown around in books since 2001.

>>715517921
>Only 2 things that matter. Does the game run good? Is the game on time?
8 years in development doesn't sound like its on time.
And looking at the code it's easy to see that it will never be on time.

>>715517951
we have NGMI also which is the most important one especially for those who do not know what YAGNI or MOREL is

>>715517921
>you can always make it more optimized
Nobody is talking about MORE
People are talking about proper practices

If you can't stick to doing things the proper way and hack your way through incredibly simple things like lighting systems then you're a shit employee, and you should never be trusted

Plus, and most importantly:

1) What Jason is doing with his lighting system isn't because he's trying to gain time by cutting corners, it's because he has no idea what he's doing and that distinction matters A LOT. It keeps spreading throughout the entire project and will lead to consequences down the line even if Jason's ass was carried by hardware tanking his shit code this time

2) There are tons of maintainability issues that make his work harder. He's LOSING time in the long run. In fact it might very well be why he's not advancing on the game, did you see his retarded story array? I wouldn't want to work on that shit codebase

>>715518147
story array seemed pretty comfy desu. how would you refactor it?

>>715517358
>Okay? The subject is his shit ass code. No one would have cared if he didn't bring up his 50 years of game industry experience all time.
Who fucking cares. Good code is one that works.
Sure, he inflates his career all the time, he was a just a tester then menager at blizzard, he probably wrote 0 code there for most of his time, his goverment work was short lived and his "hacking" career was a group effort, and all his successes were made with as a group.
But bottom line, he both has experience, and actually made and released games.

>Always hated PS. I'm just happy to add fuel to the fire :)
By propping up another grifter? PS is already getting enough justified hate over all his shit, hes an egoistical manchild who always has to be right. He cheats in every game he plays while pretending he figured out everything himself, he always claims to be the best at everything, and he melts down when someone points out hes am extremely rich nepo baby.
Again, this new fag is even worse, hes like that fucking kid shitting on Unreal, pointing out all the flaws anybody can see, while larping as some expert and providing 0 solutions.

>>715518212
https://youtu.be/6KtzADIW0tg?t=856
json/dict

>>715518071
Since hes not developing it. Like almost all those "early access" games, they are dumped on the story and mostly abandoned.
The fag is a streamer making 10x more money streaming so obviously only does "fuck off" updates only, this is what people should focus on, not how the uncompiled code looks.

>>715518087
JDIMSA

Maldavius is an absolute lulcow. A nepobaby. A liar. Can never admit fault. Clearly overselling his competency. Making up shit constantly.

But holy shit. The grifters are riding his downfall hard. Imagine hating on some dudes 8 year old code that still works fine. Can it be done better, 100%, but while I see a lot of people showcasing how much better it could run, nobody has shown how bad it does run on a modern midrange machine. I do care about optimization for a game that stutters down to 30fps on my machine, but if I can run a piece of garbage on my phone and keep stable 60 fps, then go fuck off with your optimization grift.

The guy already can't finish the game, imagine him trying to constantly optimize his code.

>>715518571
> in charge of hiring
> search candidates github code
>ctrl + f "JD911" 0 results

dropped.

>>715518597
It's a case study, we get to see example of really shit code and how to do it better, it's a net positive.

>>715518212
there is no easy answer you need to make a dialogue system and some way of storing the text data that won't break the game is you change something later

>>715517803
Shut the fuck up lol

>>715518754
I accept your concession.

>>715518147
>People are talking about proper practices
No, they are talking some retarded fantasy.

Notice how everybody breaking down his game have never worked a single fucking day in the industry. They never released a project, they never had to finish a thing. I have seen now 3 "experts" do a breakdown of his code, and every time i look them up they have 0 fucking experience.


The same fags would get a stroke looking at Undertale, where Toby cant even copy paste stuff without fucking up, or Minecraft, who was such a mess we now have 2 official uncompatible versions .. both run like shit.
Thats how real games look.
>He's LOSING time in the long run.
All he was doing past 5 years is milking the slow upgrades with streams, if you put fire under his ass he would STOP fucking with the code and focus on story and game design. Its exactly hours and hours and hours of dialy streams that made it not finished, not since hes rewriting old shitty code all the time.

>>715518147
>If you can't stick to doing things the proper way and hack your way through incredibly simple things like lighting systems then you're a shit employee, and you should never be trusted

This might work in your dream world, but not how it works in the real world. In the real world, finishing a project > having the perfect code. If you don't finish whatever (lmao not applicable to pirate) you are coding, nobody will break into your house and suddenly award you 10 million for having the most bug free, clean and optimized code.
I remember some Australian dev. Who decided to make a 2d side scrolling adventure game. Then he rewrote the inventory system. Then he decided to swap to a different graphics engine for his game, then he rewrote his whole code to optimize it, then he rewrote the audio code for his game. And then he continued that for years. I think its probably 8 years or so into his "dev" journey now, and he still does not have any real game to show for it. But damn, his code is clean and optimized. Just 10 more years and he can launch his first game! Oh wait, some new language might launch during that time and he will have to rewrite everything to save a few cycles.

>>715518714
True, but its a terrible case study. Because you don't have any actual real life impact, since its someone elses snippets you see.
I had a friend show me the do's and don'ts on my code. And that was actually helpful because I could see performance increases and decreases, crash scenarios etc.
This is just using the algo to have your vids pushed. Which fair enough, its the name of the game on youtube now. But its really not helpful.

>>715519080
>Because you don't have any actual real life impact, since its someone elses snippets you see.
what do you think a case study is?

>>715518304
>Good code is one that works
You wouldn't survive a single code review in any software company. I refused PRs that were significantly better than PS'. No wonder he's burnt out. That code base seems like hell to work on.
>he both has experience, and actually made and released games.
That isn't a hard bar to cross these days. Assuming he started coding from zero since 2018, the quality of his code is still inexcusable. Which is CJ's point.
>By propping up another grifter?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>715518875
>No, they are talking some retarded fantasy.
This is industry standard you colossal retard, you draw layers, you don't check every pixel like a fucking mongoloid

>>715518985
There's a limit to that, you can't just throw shit everywhere. You need some basic levels of craftsmanship or you'll pay a hefty price. It might work in the end with enough manpower and blood but it'll be worse and take longer to make

>>715471015
Maybe if he knew how to use a computer he could set a reminder.

>>715518875
>everybody breaking down his game have never worked a single fucking day in the industry
If your code can get picked apart by noobs, it's time to get your ass in some bootcamp or smth.

>>715517921
he initialized an entire fucking array index by index. That's just being retarded. At what level of optimization are we allowed to use loops?

>>715519352
>You wouldn't survive a single code review in any software company. I refused PRs that were significantly better than PS'. No wonder he's burnt out. That code base seems like hell to work on.
I work in game dev in lead position, and the company is so big i have never even talked with most of our front and backend, hell, im not sure what building or city they are in. I just push my shit on git, someone somewhere merges after i do a request, and unless something went wrong i never talk with anybody since the "reviews" consists of 100 people and only managers talking.
There is no internal QA, and i have no idea where its done or if its done at all.
Though my company is already in that "too big to fail" stage where nothing works but somehow we keep making more money.

This is the reality of working in industry.

>That isn't a hard bar to cross these days.
Tell that to any large microsoft studio that have no game and only scripted fake trailer after 8 years.

>>715518875
Maybe because people "in the industry" have better things to do than engage in drama.
Something that you can't say about Jason.

>>715510764
>living in the Steam world
well

>>715451471 (OP)
Wait I supposed to value the word of a developer whose office is his kitchen?

>>715519869
>lead dev
>"someone else merges my code"
uhh

>>715520438
this, kek

>>715514829
Too be fair he is an idiot who would see that video and just assume it's running on the fridge and not think about it any longer

>>715520438
its just retarded naming in it, lead means i have 15 other retards i have to babysit, not that im in charge, there is a lead around every corner in the office
the people in charge are the HR women, mostly managers and producers, technically its project owners, but they are "too busy" for you ever talk with them

>>715520910
I think your anecdotal evidence from a company, quote, "too big to fail", is not indicative of broader indie-AA industry standards, to be honest.

>>715520910
>>715520438
also how would i merge my shit? i dont even have access, entire code is done by a diffrent team, i do my shit on a different branch, i do a marge request on gitlab assign reviewers and shit

>>715521013
one of these?

>>715521013
>lead developer
>"I don't have access"
>"code is done by a different team"
sounds like you aren't even a developer
anectodal evidence seems right on point

>>715521013
everything about you screams junior dev

>>715521278
my team alone has 100 people, 500 for project in just our branch alone
fuck you on about, why would hundreds of people have access?

>>715521857
why the fuck would a LEAD dev not?