Donkey Kong Bananza hype thread with exceptions

>>715521828 (OP)
I don't want to play a game where I have to play as an ugly ass monkey.

What I hate most about the new design is when he sticks out his tongue. It looks stupid.

>>715522240
Any pics of Snake Bananza?

>>715523204
? There is no snake bananza

>>715522997
That's the idea.

>>715521828 (OP)
>Xenoblade Chronicles 3
What?

>>715523204
No. Chinese guy is asleep. Snake will (apparently) be the final transformation.

>>715522240
wowie zowie!

>>715523241
KOPE

https://www.twitch.tv/ziadbruh?tt_content=channel_name&tt_medium=embed
someone's streamin

>>715523241
There is, the same pictures that leaked K. Rool and other classic DKC enemies in the game (that nintendo literally just nuked from the internet) showed icons for elephant AND snake bananza forms and the former was leaked >>715522240

>>715522240
>banana tusks
heh

>>715525225
This dude is unbearable. I want to put the stream on mute, but I still want to hear the game. Can someone else stream the mother fvcking game?

>>715523321
There was a xenoschizo tantrum

>>715525225
God is this guy a idiot? He'll get a copyright strike on his twitch account or something by doing this. If your going to stream it don't use your main account but I suppose the risk is worth the reward of getting people to actually watch him...

>>715525225
You can mute Pauline/changer her language btw

>you can keep your punch charged while rolling
based

>>715521828 (OP)
what does kinoblade 3 have to do with dong ban

>>715525225
why are twitch streamers retarded

>>715526341
He likes TOTK, that confirms it

>>715525225
GOTY
O
T
Y

>>715526224

everyone’s favorite schizophrenic made an appearance

>>715525225
Good Lord, this guy needs to work on his mic skills.

>Few leaks
>Suddenly nothing

>>715526546
Nintendo ninjas brotha.

>>715526546
Well the twitch streamer definitely could beat the game today

>>715525225
Early leak streamers are always the most annoying motherfuckers. But that’s to be expected because why would you stream a game before release unless you are an attention whore? Normal people would just play the game on their own.

>>715526546
the chink will wake up soon

>>715526546
They got scared and took down the chink before he beat the entire game

>>715525225
This dude is unbearable. Less talking more playing, please. The fact that he sounds like there’s a cotton ball in his mouth makes it even worse WTF. I want to put the stream on mute, but I still want to hear the game. Can someone else stream the mother fvcking game?

>>715527224
A good leak streamer acknowledges that no one cares about them

>>715525225
This dude is unbearable. Less talking more playing, please. The fact that he sounds like there’s a cotton ball in his mouth makes it even worse WTF. I want to put the stream on mute, but I still want to hear the game. Also, the way he plays the game makes me uncomfortable. It’s just so erratic. Can someone else stream the mother fvcking game? Someone normal?

>>715522240
What about the snake one? Also we knew about the snake and elephant one from the kremlings screenshots. So that means they are real and that faggot denying needs to accept now.

>>715527301
There is no such thing as a good leak streamer

>>715526546
There is literally a guy streaming the whole game right now >>715525225

>>715527387
Kremling screenshots? K.Rool is in?

>>715527636
Yes.
He is in.

>>715527636
Not only is he in he brought his friends.

Do we know why Pauline is a kid?

i can't believe donkey kong was actually king k. rool all along

>>715522240
Can you eat and yeet enemies with your trunk?

>>715527387
Thank God because that new Kremling design is peak

>>715527727
No the leakers didn't want to say anything about it

>>715527672
>>715527715
As stupid fossils, right..?

>streamer says it's like wario world

>>715527636
K.Rool is in but not in this screenshot. The one showing the elephant and snake option is in one of them.

>>715527836
No. He's IN, in.

>>715527863
Imagine if this was a wario game I think it could work

>>715527727
So far we just know that Voidco turned her into a rock and possibly a kid

>>715527972
Those mechanics belong in a Wario game, but funny fart man doesn't sell consoles.

>>715526546
chink is sleeping

>>715527941
This one is the K.Rool one

>>715523272
Why is Nintendo bent on wanting to make Donkey Kong look goofy and stupid?

>>715527941
So do we know how late in the game K. Rool shows up, and if the classic enemies only start appearing at that point? I kind of hope we have a good chunk of the game to play with those enemies present.

https://www.twitch.tv/ziadbruh?tt_content=channel_name&tt_medium=embed

somebody stream it

>>715527727
>>715528032
She talks more like an adult than a kid, I think de-aged is true.

>>715528107
He's gonna be waking up soon.

>>715528160
Because Miyamoto made him this way. He was always supposed to be almost a brain dead monkey but his face was too autistic to show that.

>>715528245
I'm not so sure.

>>715521828 (OP)
Where were you when "Male feathers are solidifying" killed the deniers rethoric?

stop trying to spoil me niggers

Motokura: Well now... In a long-running series, novelty and continuity are both important, but we wanted this title to fully convey the appeal of Donkey Kong as a character. Meanwhile, we thought that by creating something new, leveraging our experience developing 3D Mario games, we'd have the opportunity to create two separate branches – 2D Donkey Kong and 3D Donkey Kong – just as we did with Mario games. So, keeping in mind that this game will come to symbolize 3D Donkey Kong, and with the theme of bringing Donkey Kong's strengths and new actions to the forefront, we thought the concept of “destruction” would be a good fit.

>Pauline chats with you at nights while sleeping together

Ayo call the FBI up, I know what Nintendo doing

Xananab confirmed yet?

>>715528384
I'm excited for the "All Cutscenes Full Movie" video.

>>715525921
Proofs? This is the best news to come out of these leaks if true

>>715528215
He appears at the very least beyond the 1000 layer but apparently its before the ending. At the moment theres no clear leak of how the game ends or whats the actual last boss fight

>>715528215
My theory is that there's a fake planet core halfway through the game, at which point K. Rool tosses Void Kong to the side and his goons start showing up.

>>715527636
Finally, and it's about time too.

>>715523321
The Bananza universe is actually a fusion of the Kong and Mario universes maintained by the Core. At the end of the game, DK and Pauline will be forced to return to their home dimensions, promising to see each-other one day.

>>715528437
He'll be a fossil at best.

>less than 40 hours

I'm so excited guys. I love Donkey Kong

Dev interview is up.
https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-19-donkey-kong-bananza-part-1/

>>715527941
btw just in case there are still people somehow doubting the legitimacy of these images, Nintendo just now released some concept art and the top left one is very obviously the "Feast Layer" as presented here, you can even see the pink colored feline stone structure with the green gem eyes.

>>715528591
so the other key staff
>Wataru Tanaka (referred to as Tanaka from this point on): Hello, I’m Wataru Tanaka, another of the game's directors. I've been involved in the development of several 3D Mario games since Super Mario Galaxy 2. For Super Mario Odyssey, I implemented player controls and directed the core system of action elements. As the programming director for Donkey Kong Bananza, I mostly provided direction on the processing performance and utilization of system functions for Nintendo Switch 2, as well as enemy behavior.
>Daisuke Watanabe (referred to as Watanabe from this point on): Hello, I’m Daisuke Watanabe, the art director. I was in charge of character design in the Super Mario Galaxy series and joined Super Mario 3D World as the design lead. I oversaw Donkey Kong Bananza's overall art direction.
>Naoto Kubo (referred to as Kubo from this point on): Hi, I’m Naoto Kubo, the sound director. I’ve previously composed music for Super Mario Maker and led the overall sound development for Super Mario Odyssey. As the sound director for Donkey Kong Bananza, I coordinated overall sound development and controlled quality. I also composed some of the game's music myself.
KINO

>>715528676
>elephant kong on feast layer
the fanart draws itself

>Takahashi: There's a lot of leeway in terms of progression in this game. For example, locations or parts of the story you can skip without suffering any consequences. When the game progresses in a way we hadn't intended, we call it a "sequence break" in development terminology. Typically, in game development, restrictions are put in place to prevent this from happening, but since this game is all about destruction, we wanted people to play freely. Truth be told, restrictions make things a lot easier for us developers. (Laughs) But please do experiment.
>Motokura: I think the strength of video games in general is the player's ability to spark interactions. In previous 3D Mario games, too, we created gameplay based on those kinds of interactions. But I think we were able to take that to a whole new level in Donkey Kong Bananza. We devoted ourselves to creating a game that feels instinctive to play, no matter how many times you've played it. We developed this title with great care and an awareness that Nintendo wouldn't be where it is today, if not for the original Donkey Kong game. As well as building on the series so far, Donkey Kong as a character continues to explore the unknown, in movies, theme parks and other new experiences. We took on a bunch of new challenges with Donkey Kong Bananza, and it's shaped up to be a game that we're proud to present to the world, so please do give it a try! We'll strive to keep on delivering a Donkey Kong game that's fun for everyone.
sequence break confirmed

>We originally began developing Donkey Kong Bananza on Nintendo Switch, but we ran into some challenges. I think it was around 2021 when we started to think about moving development to Switch 2.
>We first looked into how we could upgrade what we'd originally built for Switch to take advantage of Switch 2. One of the most obvious improvements was that we could place far more objects in the environment than before. Being able to place more objects in the terrain didn't just enhance the game's visual richness. More importantly, it increased the amount of things players could destroy, which amplified the exhilaration of being able to demolish anything and everything. That went hand in hand with the game’s core concept of destruction. It convinced us that this game would be even more fun if we developed it for Switch 2.

>>715528591
GIVE GOOMBA ARMS

>>715528215
He apparently appears on L1500 (Feast Layer) and you fight him there but that is not the final boss fight

>>715528925
Really does point out the difference between the original Switch and the Switch 2.

>>715528917
I don't think you can sequence break so much as you can just skip everything between you and the goal. You'll be lacking in skill points if you do so, but there's nothing stopping you from just beelining to the sink hole in each layer.

>>715528957
>Motokura: We even tried sticking arms on a Goomba.
>Tanaka: That's right, we did. (Laughs) In Super Mario Odyssey, there's a boss called Knucklotec who attacks Mario with giant hands. The programmer who created him tried attaching those arms to a Goomba as an experiment. The Goomba could smash terrain, tear off pieces to use as weapons, and throw them.
holy fuck I want to see anchor arms goomba

>>715528917
Holy fuck these guys are COOKING

>>715529192
Look down a bit in the article.

So according to Male feathers, the game asks for a lot of money to move forward, so I guess speedruns will have to focus on efficient money hoarding. Elephant seems to be the best Bananza for that since you can suck money like a vacuum.

>>715529294
>ORA ORA ORA ORA

When do the reviews come up?

>>715529461
Sometime tomorrow, if I had to guess.

>>715525647
Of fucking course. How is game series with a sales cap of less than 3 Million that lauds itself as being “philosophical”, home to one of the most annoying and retarded fandoms on /v/?

>>715529115
>I don't think you can sequence break so much as you can just skip everything between you and the goal. You'll be lacking in skill points if you do so, but there's nothing stopping you from just beelining to the sink hole in each layer.
So it's like BoTW, where you can just skip to the final boss? Speedrunners are about to have a field day

Concept art shows a food world!

https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-19-donkey-kong-bananza-part-3/

>>715521828 (OP)
>only 6 hours
>only 6 hours
>only 6 hours

>>715529602
industrial giraffe world looks kino

No one has actually posted any proof of Wizpig being in the game.

>>715529602
Nintendo sure like food worlds

>>715529690
Because he's not

>>715529690
Because he isn't in the game.

>>715529461
Tomorrow, but the first review (from Power Unlimited) was already leaked. For reference, they gave Bananza a 97, the games they gave a perfect score are GTAV, Smash Bros Ultimate and The Last of Us part II

>>715529738
The Earthworm Jim influence has finally returned to DK

>>715528520
It will have a banana Zohar and it will be kino

>>715529690
he's the final boss of the diddy kong side content which is beyond endgame, very few people have got to that point

>>715529772
>The Last of Us part II
>10/10

Only major issue I see

>>715528591
I am really pleasantly surprised that they show early builds that look significantly different. I feel like Nintendo has been averse to this for a long while.

The streamer got to the giraffe layer.

>Mario Kart World was good
>Superman was good
>Bananza seems like it'll be good
>MY PATRIOTS seem like they'll be good
Bros it is MY YEAR

>>715529961
Bro, the chink already reached layer 1000

>>715529915
All the games they gave a perfect score are shit

>>715529690
The wizpig one is just an old render photoshopped...

>>715528591
>A character that appears in the Donkey Kong and Super Mario series. In Super Mario Odyssey, she is featured as the mayor of New Donk City in the Metro Kingdom, and sings the theme song Jump Up, Super Star!
I know it’s only used as a citation for what they’re talking about, but that definitely sounds like Young Pauline and regular Pauline are meant to be the same character. Kind of hope the leakers are able to get some info out so that stupid debate can be put to rest.

>>715530128
Something doesn't add up.

>>715528591

>Takahashi: It certainly was, and that’s exactly why they needed so much thought put into them. The Layers are fun, even if you just play through them normally, but we designed them so that even if the destruction causes their structure to collapse, it's all part of the fun. In most games, level design is a bit like designing a course. You’ve got a main route you want players to follow, and you build paths to guide them along it. But in this game, even those paths can be destroyed. For example, the “correct” way to get a golden banana – aka Banandium Gem – might be to use the Bananza transformations to smash through a concrete wall. But if you instead dig a tunnel and sneak around to grab it from behind, that’s equally viable. Designing levels with that kind of flexibility in mind was a huge challenge, but I think the ability to be crafty like that is part of what makes this game so fun.

Wow, he literally called them golden bananas, so much for "they're not even allowed to talk about DK64". Where's the mandate schizo from yesterday? What an embarassing BTFO.

Looks boring in the sense that you just mash punch non-stop

>>715530128
There was never any debate. It was the same crowd of retards that thought a bing-bing hoppy platform game was going to suddenly have some faggy fanfic twist as usual.

>>715530283
>What is Super Mario Sunshine?

>>715530223
wait, someone actually said that? lmao

>>715530128
it seems like a twilight princess midna scenario so far where she's been transformed

>>715504079
>Remember Midori?
You mean Ryan/MysticDistance, the white (jewish) bronx faggot that larp as Persona 5 characters?
He posted a separate Smash rumor that gave credence to the Grinch and ended up wrong on top of being exposed as a lying faggot afterwards.

The Grinch was by Mariotehplumber, he got the game early and gave his french pal a shitty photoshop to print up.
>but how did he get the banner??
Starts with an N
https://youtu.be/9NSJwjR5a3c&t=5m

>>715530225
oh no! I guess mario is boring cause you jump non stop or call of duty where you shoot non stop. Holy fuck are you a retard?

Man, we could have ended up a game without Pauline. God bless this form's existence.

>>715530128
it all seems to point out that loline has always been a loli... which is stupid.

one thing is to treat the characters as 'actors' and give them different roles in every story (osamu tezuka made a name of himself thru that), but there has to be SOME continuity too so people can still care about the characters.

you just can't make a game where you establish a new canon for a character that hasn't been used in 20+ years and then make a game that suddenly changes every single thing we know about the character and retcons stuff that were stablished before the reintroduction game.

I feel like the camera should be further away. I can't see anything with so much destruction.

>>715530223
they literally open the interview by talking about rare and dkc on the snes, mario mandatetards are so fucking stupid

>>715530128
>If it's Pauline jr but not Mario's daughter then Mario is a cuck
>If it's Pauline jr but Mario is her father then Mario is a deadbeat
Zero reasons to not just be the actual Pauline, Nintendo doesn't want Mario to have a bad reputation.

>>715530545
>this was the sketch that did it

>>715529690
I think Rare actually retained the rights to DKRs characters.

>>715530903
What does the Z stand for?

>>715530931
Correct. FanGamer has “Rare Racing” merch of some of them. Diddy Kong and Krunch would be the only racers in that game under Nintendo ownership.

Clearly Odyssey Pauline is Smalline in a mech suit.

She has violated numerous age crimes to become mayor at 13.

>>715530283
>a bing-bing hoppy platform game was going to suddenly have some faggy fanfic twist as usual.
like K.rool showing up?

>streamer keeps talking about politics in a fucking donkey kong stream
it's so tiresome

>>715530990
Zebra.

>>715531263
dude really milking that few minutes of attention

>>715531321
They are all like that, its pathetic

Did anyone show how long the game is yet?

guy K Rool autoconfirms its time/deaging magic used on Pauline and maybe DK

that's the whole point
the time/deaging revives fossil kremlings and k rool back

>>715531198
That’s clearly being done because Nintendo noticed how much people wanted him since DKCR a decade and a half ago, no one is clamoring for Mario to be a deadbeat Dad except for you autistic faggots who only started doing this like a month ago.

>>715530557
Use the sonar, otherwise just punch your way through

>>715531378
Chink is going straightforward and I think it took him between 6 and 8 hours to reach layer 1000, so we'll see

>>715531503
has chinaman explained exactly what kinda powers the elephant has?

>>715531503
Where is his stream?

>>715531390
People were speculating about him being a deadbeat on April 5th.
Why would he stop at dumping Pauline?

>>715530674
How is Mario a cuck he moved into a princess

>>715531594
FLUDD
also can suck the ground from the enemies and make them fall

>>715531614

>>715531594
Suck and blow

>>715531390
> Nintendo noticed how much people wanted him since DKCR a decade and a half ago

Yeah, autisic fanfic shit

Sorry your fat lizard fetish feels attacked

>>715530990
Zigger

>>715531614
Peach doesn't want to fuck Mario or Bowser though.

>Motokura: In Miyamoto-san’s mind, Donkey Kong’s world always felt like New York City. When we asked him early on, “What is Donkey Kong?” he explained that the steel beams and ladders in the original Donkey Kong game were inspired by the neon lights of New York City. Even the star in the “O” of the logo was inspired by the American aesthetic.
I wonder if DK seeing New York City will be a thing in the movie.

We’re mere hours if not minutes from Pauline Jrfag killing himself, just a heads up

I'm guessing the snake just burrows through rock without any effort?

>>715530903
Beautiful

>>715530903
my FUARKING hero

>>715531503
someone else said 13 hours

>>715530990
Zong, since he already has an equine name

>>715531737
I'm not going to do that.

>>715531771
it's rattly with za warudo

>>715531771
Given the ostrich and elephants abilities are clearly inspired by Expresso and Ellie Id imagine the snake will be able to do high jumps like Rattly.

>>715528925
PS4 / PS4 Pro

I do want to note also in the switch 1 dev screenshot they showed DK's head is much closer to the Rare style with the more round head and singular point to the hair.

>>715531771
ZA KONGO apparently

>>715531771
High jumping (so it combos with the ostrich) and slow mo

>>715532070
why did he become a chink zebra

>>715531994
Sounds plausible, I read there was at least 15 layers, if 1500 is the final one then I guess chink isnt too far from it

>>715528925
>switch 1 screenshot has rare dk
Interesting

what did they mean by this

So apparently, if this game is successful, they could pull a Mario and have a dedicated 2D and 3D DK.

>>715528925
the old gui looks way better apart from the bananza icons

>>715532356
Mario foreshadowing

I was really dumb and thought that one was pizza tower

>>715532445
Bananza is Oyssey 2 in all but name, I see it as an experiment to see if they HAVE to advertise every console with 3D Mario or they can revive other franchises too

>>715530403
Why can't people just be normal and smart people when they're leaking stuff? Even that bird fell off

>>715532578
it was a real mistake to downplay it so much

>>715532646
the thrill of attention kills brain cells

>nintendo didn't take down the stream yet
wut

Hmmmm.....the interview kinda confirms no 3D Mario anytime soon...

>>715530990
Zenith Power

>>715532934
It's the 40th anniversary and they just released a 2d game last year it's getting a new 3d game

>>715532889
All that shit about Nintendo desperately trying to prevent leaks for their games and yet still some retard can stream their game for over 3 hours unchecked on Twitch. At some point I'm actually expecting them to tighten their streaming guidelines even further

The game looks too easy.

>>715533070
Twitch lets you call for the torture and execution of people you don’t like if your politics align with their gooner-faggot moderators, the platform only has guidelines when the law threatens to get involved.

>>715533251
first Nintendo game?

>>715532949
eyyy

>>715525225
>paulines idle animation is her snapping her fingers
Prequelbros, we won!

Does DK do his stupid DK rap dance?

>Not streaming it on a literal who stream site like Kick or something

>>715533251
The streamer died 5 times to one of the challenge courses, but yeah the main story looks journalist level easy as you'd expect nowadays

>>715533330
Have you played the DK games prior to this one?

>>715533251
The chinese guy said it was hard but this room temperature iq streamer is finding it easy so I don't know what's going on.

Why isn't he speedrunning it?

>>715533251
Both streamers have died a bunch but their max health is low and they arent using recovery items
If you dont buy the baby mode items then the difficulty is probably higher than odyssey

>>715533619
hes a loser, started talking support for transing kids and israel instead of beating the game

wait for chinaman leaks, he's the only one trying

>>715532568
New pizza tower mod idea dropped

>>715533734
Does the Baidu poster know we are watching him?

>>715532568
that place must smell bad, unless the cheese is always wet

>>715533734
This also explains why Twitch has not nuked him yet

>>715533619
he literally paused the game earlier to talk about how he supports giving kids trans surgeries, then someone in chat told him to stfu and he got mad, he is probably not playing on purpose to spite him

>>715533835
Wait, maybe he's tricking them.

>>715533734
Baidu chinaman is DEAD

>>715522997
DK's new design is literally the Calarts beanmouth-level shit and it boggles my mind seeing some zoomers and tendies actually defending it.

>>715533251
wouldnt surprise me if the main game is easy as all hell but some of the challenge levels may be more well....challenging. Thats kind of the nintendo way of doing stuff, easy base game and harder optional stuff/post game.

>>715533934
Dr. E!
Prepare for Mini-Pauline!

>>715533934
>Calarts beanmouth
What does this mean? Is this a new buzzword? I've seen this repeated a lot lately.

>>715533934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOE8Psqt8eI Filtered

So are there any other transformation forms aside from ostrich, elephant and snake?

The streamer is literally sitting there eating food.

Is there ANYTHING Nintendo could still release or do at this point that could meet the satisfaction and hype of finally bringing the Kremlings and K. Rool back? Is there anything people are still waiting on?

>>715534001
It's this style of cartoon

>>715534001
>new
Lurk more before posting.

>>715534070
>*chopchopchop* mmmm *gulp* ahh, so how bout those jewish train folk?

>>715534136
That looks like an ugly style but I struggle to see how it relates to DK. DK looks more classic and retro than this.

Why are people that get leaked copies always either horrible at video games or otherwise obnoxious in one way or another

>>715534128
Waluigi in smash

>>715534070
>brb smoke break

why the fuck is the streamer just sitting there eating

these fags are always so fucking obnoxious

WE'RE HERE TO WATCH YOU PLAY THE GAME RETARD

>>715534198
its nonsense anon its literally just one snoy forcing his "the new design sucks" agenda

>>715534153
>lurk more so you understand my zoomer references like this one >>715534136
Fuck off

>>715534217
Smart people realize that Nintendo is gonna fuck them up for leaking the game

>>715534293
chill bra hes just hungry

>>715534218
>

>>715534051
wtf is this

Someone go into the stream and tell him to speedrun the game.

>>715534343
I'm going to rip you limb from fucking limb

>>715525225
>this guy just said it's even easier than Odyssey
damn what the fuck

>>715534136

>>715534296
New design DOES suck. Only Rare managed to make the perfect DK design.

>>715534327
>Zoomer references
Zoomers love Cal-Arts and don't see a problem with it. The older generations made it a meme because it's a terrible artstyle. This is why you need to lurk more. You just humiliated yourself. Is this your fetish?

>>715534519
How df would he know hes been playing for like a hour so far

>>715534535
Animebros....

>>715534535
Not remotely the same retard

>>715534128
In terms of DK franchise? Some people are asking for Lanky and Chunky I guess. Otherwise, a new Wario World

>>715523321
Harems are based and should be accepted in society

Women are for making babies and raising children. One woman with multiple male partners is significantly less productive than one man with multiple female partners.

It's extremely easy for women to find partners compared to men.

If a woman *wants* to, she can just go to a bar and hook up with about anyone she wants. Men struggle much, much more to do so.

A dude impregnating his multiple wives is Chad. A chick being dicked down by multiple guys but impregnated by one is cringe.

The purpose of marriage is so men can know who their children are and invest in his progeny. Male polygamy fulfills this prerequisite. Female polygamy fails it.

A Master Key that unlocks all doors Vs A Rusted Broken Door that opens with any key

>director of bananza was a producer on sonic 4
Nuts

>>715534572
What Shigeru Miyamoto says, goes.

>>715533619
>>715533734
>>715534475
I can try streaming it but I kind of also want to go at my own completionist autism pace rather than have tourists yell at me to go fast and skip everything just to see the croc man. Would definitely spoil my first impression I'd think.

>>715534648
>not remotely the same
>same simple mouth and round head shape because it's a common shorthand for child character
don't worry timmy when you grow up you'll understand

>>715534535
Of course the calshart lovers had the optional comedic prequel in their rotten minds.

>Easier than Odyssey
Literally how you get Moons in that game just for walking around.

The streamer is now showing his girlfriend to the stream.

>What is beanmouth calart style??
Holy fuck you all are a bunch of boomers

>>715534535
isn't the 2010s calarts style meant to be a cheap rip off of this artstyle to begin with?

>>715534752
>prequel
fucking macaco trash, go harvest those cocoa beans

>>715534572
Rare DK's designer disagrees with you. Sorry!

>>715534707
Thats because you are supposed to speed run the mainstory and then go back and take your time to absorb the worlds and complete everything

bejitabro btw

>>715526642
Ninja Peach will seduce and Assassinate everyone in this thread while Kat and Ana ambush from the shadows

>>715534752
/dbs/GOD...

>>715534802
no, it's called a template shorthand
is it lazy? yeah
but it's not some sort of statement "of the ages", it's old as shit and only babies who only uses clips as reference. they're the type to call golden age cartoons "noodle arms"

Is it some kind of hallmark for every nintendo leak season to have the dumbest motherfuckers alive streaming it early?

>>715534667
Fuck off nigger, this is a DK thread.

Pauline is Bing-Bing Wahooing!

>>715534767
you get rewarded for just walking around in Bananaza too, watch the stream

>>715534949
yes
in a way it's kind of element that gives off the whole "we want nintendo to go third party" or why people pirate nintendo games - there's that need to play them

>>715535028
No, Dr. E!
Not the .webm!

>>715534667
>top
base
>bottom
cring

>>715521828 (OP)
Do we know if the game is bundled with system firmware update? Because that's apparently been a thing since the Switch 1 so you could install mandatory updates offline to play your physical copies in case you don't have internet. I want to keep my Switch 2 on the day one patch version for potential hacking purposes but would still be willing to buy a physical copy of this at some point.

>>715534668
The ex-mobile game? Did he use to work at Dimps?

the streamer is playing in journalist mode

>>715534949
because they steal the game from warehouses, who do you think works in warehouses? I'll give you a hint, not engineers and doctors

>>715528469
you apparently fight k.rool once before the actual final boss and it's based on his smash moveset (which is technically based on his dkc boss fights to be fair) but the leakers don't want to spoil the final boss other than "it's the best final boss they've ever fought"
it could be k.rool again but who knows

so this stuff is fake right? sounds way too ludo

>>715525225
>zero antialiasing
>on a DLSS capable machine
>game runs like an asthmathic playstation 3 multiplat game

what the fuck happened to nintendo?

>>715535223
Yes. Wizpig is still Rares property.

>>715535158
is he? kek

Thanks to the streamer, we now know that Pauline says "Waaaah!" when falling off the level, just like Mario in Super Mario Odyssey.

Final boss will be recreation of the arcade game where you need to chuck barrels and shit on top of girders

>>715535223
we haven't seen any of the diddy content yet from leakers but DK Vine are trusted and said this is true.

>>715535151
No, SEGA

ah eric is here

>>715535367
Careful, we should call him Dr. E.

>>715535337
when he took damage only 1 heart was lost

>>715535317
Nintendo got all the diddy kong racing stuff back in 2007 for the DS game, sites say microsoft solely own it still because they just copy eachother over and over instead of updating their info.

>>715535348
K Rool hires a teenage Mario to retrieve Pauline from DK.

>>715535351
source?

>>715535028
Tendies really think this shit is GOTY lmaoo

>>715535513
Join the Discord. An egg like you would do well there

>>715535305
nintendo seems to avoid using dlss for some reason, all of their switch 2 games would look better with it

>>715535209
>and it's based on his smash moveset (which is technically based on his dkc boss fights to be fair)
Considering Bananza Donkey Kong is the most combat-focused Donkey Kong thus far, I'm not surprised they let K. Rool use a mishmash of all of his boss moves from prior games (if he's in).

streamer is saying the game is easy but he keeps falling off a baby puzzle where you climb up a wall that rotates.

>>715535487
>the DS game
Made by who?

>>715535621
Rare and nintendo

>plays with assist mode
>complains that the game is too easy
I am mad

>>715535781
hes still struggling he kept falling off that wall puzzle. he is just trying to brag

>>715534519
>easier than Odyssey
>barely far in the game
Come on now anon. Like I'm not expecting DKC2 or 3 levels of difficulty spikes, but give it some time.

>>715535487
>>715535675
>Certain characters licensed by Rare

>>715534785
do not bring your american shit over our clean japanese stuff

>pauses the game because someone made a DEI pdf joke

>>715525225
>has his wife give him a massage live on stream
bros..

what the fuck does donkey kong have to do with trannies. will this guy shut up

"donkey kong is a trans rights icon"

Imagine unironically playing Bananza in english

>>715535996
some tard in the comments brought up trannies for no reason

>>715535996
tendies love trooning

Joseph Anderson is gonna make a compilation of all the unskippable banana collection animations, isn't he?

>>715535528
It is and it's gonna btfo COE33 and Xenogay X DE.
Copey cope.

>>715535487
no rare own them all. only banjo and conker were removed because they were active franchises (live and reloaded wasn't even 2 years old yet)

>>715529915
The last of Donk: Bananza!

can you retards shut the fuck up about trannies in the chat, reddit is also there and it's just gonna make him sperg even more and not show the game

>>715521828 (OP)
sub 30 frame drops

CHINABOI SAVE US

>>715525225
>click on the stream
>he starts talking about how much he loves trannies
yeah im good

>>715536071
Projecting again, I see.

>>715525225
Can we report this stream to nintendo.
The guy who's streaming is some politically minded asshole.

>free Palestine
>but also supports trannies
lefties are very strange creatures. I don't think those two groups would get along

>>715530013
The year is still not over anon, we need Metroid Prime 4 and Kirby Air Riders

>>715536040
if its like Wonder with the language options, I'll probably play in italian

>anons start watching the stream and now the stream is derailed because /v/ can't stop talking about trannies for a second

Streamer. You are a nigger and an axe wound puss licker.

Leakers just unveiled that Funky Kong supports the KKK in the ending of Bananza.

>>715530013

>>715536295
>drain the swamp
>but also support jews
righties are very strange creatures. I don't think those two groups would get along

why do we never get based /v/tard leakers

or at least leakers who DON'T talk about trannies or israel or have a mind to not get baited by chat into talking about them

>>715536172
Stop larping as bazz, lmao.
He doesn't care about some multiplayer dev for FFXV.

>>715536372
riders and cross worlds aren't the same at all...

>>715536245
YWNBAW

>>715530078
>Photoshopping in 2025

The SSJ forms make the game too easy

>>715534603
Zoomers fucking hate it now too, the latest Pixar movie bombed because of it.

>>715536472
Yeah I was really hoping it would be at least Astro Bot difficulty

i stopped watching he keeps starting ad breaks too in the middle of gameplay. awful

>>715536372
gx remake/port with online matchmaking PLEASE

>>715534667
top is based, bottom is degenerate

>>715536472
it seems too easy in general. he spent like 20 minutes before going into the depths boss he's at now just smashing stuff, no enemies or obstacles in sight, impossible to lose

I'M GONNA....
SHAAAAAAAART

>>715536295
As someone whose sister is getting in with that retard crowd, I can tell you it’s all gaslighting to get leftards on their side. >The middle-east is totally actually super cool with women and gays, it’s just a few pesky terror cells that have no real power that the big, bad Americans wanna focus on!

>>715536472
>>715536606
He's literally on journalist mode

>>715536372
Sonic Riders is so fucking good

>>715536305
IMAGINE PLAYING IN ANYTHING BUT NIHONGO-DESU

>>715536372
Air Redditors is going to flop

>>715536704
he just said he's playing on normal

>>715536719
gonna play in chinese to annoy you

>>715536606
he's on assist mode, playing extremely slowly, and he was struggling on something that was barely even a puzzle earlier where you had to climb a wall that moves

>Be /v/
>Complain about a troon streamer being woke while they leak the Donkey Kong game in a very retarded way
>Keeps watching it despite a Chinese player already leaking everything related and important about this game slowly

Honestly, you guys are just masochists at this point. Just wait for the chink to wake up.

>>715521828 (OP)

Why are Xenofags so desperate to force discussion about their favorite things to jack off to into unrelated games?

>>715536858
>he was struggling on something that was barely even a puzzle earlier where you had to climb a wall that moves
that's even worse than the guy who can't run in a circle

>>715536910
>also spams the streamer with trannyshit so he can keep being derailed so /v/ can complain about the trannies even more

>>715536982
the people doing that are literally moderators on his stream

>there are literal troons surveilling this thread

>We envisioned a track that would give you the urge to sprint as soon as you heard it, and then the image of a zebra galloping passionately to Latin or Spanish-style music popped into my head. I mean, not that Latin music has anything to do with zebras, but still... (Laughs)
what did he mean by this

>>715534535
There are pointed corners all over the place.

Can-Arts is criticized for it having a no points because apparently children find them instinctively intimidating. It's just further coddling an already sheltered generation.

Though, it could be argued Cal arts was inspired by Shin-Chan. That has similar themes.

The piss-easy difficulty is what's going to prevent this game from being GOTY.
I don't know what the fuck is up with modern Nintendo's obsession literally removing the fun out of their games with piss-easy difficulty.

Eat shit nintendigger. You aren't getting laid just because you suck tranny dick.

>>715537101
>nintendigger
>n…igger
Bait

>>715537113
This never had a chance of making GOTY since Kojima put out DS2 and he will win it by default.

>>715537112
anon the pointed parts are on his hair
but more to the point, this isn't "coddling" or anything shit, like I said it's a generic template to depict a child character to have a big head and a round face. go look at the base forms of digimon or pokemon, charmander has the typical round shape on his head and face

>>715537113
But it was never going to be goty when Kojimbo exists. Either DS2 or frog game will win

>takes 4 hours to get to layer 4 (he is playing extremely slowly though)
>1 layer = 1 hour
>new bananza every 5 layers
>at least 25 hours worth of content to get to the final bananza

>>715537325
Kojima won't win, Geoff's frienship with Kojima aside, normies don't like or care for DS. It's going to go to E33.

>>715537602
Sounds good to me.

These leakers are so fucking slow lmao. No point in leaks anymore since people will start getting their copies tomorrow.

this game sucks ass. boring reskin of odyssey

>>715537746
Worst leakers of all time lmao.
What a bunch of losers

How will tendies cope when this inevitably scores lower than Astro Bot?

>>715537602
>new bananza every 5 layers
This is wrong.
>Kong at 100
>Zebra at 500
>Ostrich at 600
>Elephant at 1000
>Snake at who fucking knows, maybe 1100

>now he's going on about Lebanon and Israel
can this guy fucking shut up

>>715537630
Normalfags part of the final vote is infinitesimal.

>>715537904
The same way they always do. Watch it absolutely btfo Astro Bot in sales.

>>715537997
Who cares about sales when the quality is lacking?

>>715537914
twitch streamers literally cannot help themselves but bringing up trannies and israel every 5 seconds

>>715537908
so 1100 hours? I don't believe that lol. I think the layers just have their names times by 100 to show how far underground they are

>>715537989
Doesn't stop journos and the fags they bring on board the voting process from voting for "le ART and le SYMBOLISM". They don't want games. They want shittier movies.

>says he's born in Germany, parents are both from Lebanon, he's a Muslim and "socially a Muslim"
>but he is a fervent supporter of trans people
I'm confused

>>715538251
this is the Europe you chose

>>715530990
Zero

>>715538047
tendies like to play pretend nintendo shareholder. the games suck so they gotta make their own fun somehow

>>715538251
This means he's retarded and mentally unwell

>>715538251
I think he's trying to confuse the Nintendo ninjas.

>>715537101
anon his name is nintendigger

>Streamer is a Muslim from Lebanon
>supports Trans Rights
>WTF did the J's brainwash him ?

still think it's dumb that k. rool needs to stay evil
i don't mean giving him a redemption story or turning him into a friendly rival or something
i mean that i think the series is silly enough to have him turn out like the cartoon, making both him and DK just dumb enough to forget why they're mad at each other from time to time

>>715538251
>born in the West
>adapted to the West
What's the problem?

>>715538047
Indeed, why is Astro Bot lacking in quality?

>>715537103
>latinx = third world country/savages
>zebra = africa
> africa = latinx

>>715538251
He's just bidding his time for when he can slaughter weak-minded trannies in the streets for the lols when the countries and classes socially protecting them collapse and his people can rise to power.

>>715522997
To be fair tongue out is not a deal breaker, Jungle Beat Donkey Kong also sticks out tongue. It really is just the design and vibe of the new design, it's just off.

>>715538412
k rool is a complete psycho in the games, an alliance with him would last less than 5 seconds

lol pwned

Aaaaaaaand stream's dead. Damn, I wanted to at least hear the Zebra song.

Only took Nintendo FOUR AND A HALF HOURS to nuke this guy jesus

Thank god.
Fuck that guy.

>>715531087
If Odyssey wasn’t enough I still wonder if Bananza will be enough for Pauline to get small plushies

>>715537908
Elephant was layer 900

Lmao he deserved that

>>715538457
How can you say Astro Bot is lacking in quality compared to Bananza? Actually has some challenge and arguably the best level design of any 3D platformer.

good riddance
god i fucking hate nintendo fans

Lmao. Get fucked streamer. Hope you get gaped by Nintendo ninjas four times over.

We didn't get to see the Zebra Bananza cutscene.

>Talks about his Muslim heritage
>stream gets taken down
>Did we just win ?

>>715538047
Says the guy who pointed to game journos as anything other than a point of ridicule

i just tuned in 5 mins ago and heard him talking about trans and muslims so seeing him get nuked was funny

He's still on YouTube.
Get in the chat and tell him to get to the Zebra Bananza.

>>715538621
>player plays poorly
>uses it as a metric of quality
>astro bot meanwhile copies sloppily galaxy's shit complete with floaties

>left the stream to take a piss
>suddenly the guy gets assblasted by ninjas while I'm not looking
Damn, me and my weak bladder

going off the stream, the game still seems comically easy
it still seems kinda fun, but idk how long the appeal of smashing things can last. it just seems to satisfy a human desire to dig and collect gems, I guess

>>715538412
They can be friends in the spinoffs, he's THE DK antagonist

>>715538412
That's just K.Rool on a sunday break.

i dont know what was worse, the streamer or the boring ass game lmao

He's still here.
https://www.youtube.com/live/J9y_WvQaaF4?si=CJ8VWofXsdKOSoXl

I'm glad, dude was a faggot

>whole twitch channel got fucked while he was talking about Muslim supporting trans “people”
Can’t believe Nintendo is that based

https://www.youtube.com/live/J9y_WvQaaF4
>He still streams, fuck him

>>715530990
Zeta, E-105ζ Zeta

>>715538739
>>715538812
Fuck that, I'll just wait for Chink-kun to come back

>>715538637
>>715538739
guy talks a lot, I don't think you can hear the zebrananza song

>>715538652
>>715538409
Who are you quoting?

Take the time out to appreciate one of the good Switch 2 Boxart with no stupid warning or disclaimers blocking the front

>>715538621
>Actually has some challenge
Nice bait, the game is piss easy excluding some optional side challenge which aren't actually hard either. And it's the same in Bananza btw, where the main story is easy but there's a lot of challenging side levels
>arguably the best level design of any 3D platformer.
It's above average at best, SMG alone destroys it.

>>715538862
>best Sonic Character
>also the least talked about, since it doesn't appeal to gooners, pedos, gay pedos, and fujos
sonic fanbase moment

>>715538805
you are faggot

>>715535996
Trannies have such an inferiority complex they cope and try to make it about themselves by bringing up their shitty ass flag on everything

chink screenshotter > this faggot

Nintendo took down chink's account. RIP
>>715538812
Reported

>>715538826
as a Muslim I can confirm we wouldn't support that shit at all, at best we'd tolerate but not support

>>715538805
the game was pretty fucking bad lol

why is he just talking
why isn't he playing

>>715538897
Myself, I'm schizophrenic

>>715539091
Based

>>715539069
>Nintendo took down chink's account
Holy shit, seriously? Are the ninjas lurking as we speak?

>>715530013
>>Mario Kart World was good
>>Superman was good
You're joking right?

>>715539143
He's a little bitch, got frightened

>>715525225
And it's gone.

>>715522240
Oh shit, how many will Jumbo have guessed right?

>>715539224
>Holy shit, seriously?
Check for yourself

>>715539242
the fanart looks bad

>>715530546
>one thing is to treat the characters as 'actors' and give them different roles in every story (osamu tezuka made a name of himself thru that), but there has to be SOME continuity too so people can still care about the characters.
Even old cartoons of Mickey Mouse, Looney Tunes, Popeyes, etc didn't randomly change the age dynamics of characters for a reason. What Nintendo did here is extremely unprecedented, Pauline is so incredibly forced in this game it's not even funny. I love Pauline too but sheesh, she really would have just been better off not being here.

Why is Nintendo being so bitchy about showing a game a few hours early? It's just a game, for god's sake.

>>715539003
Dude Bananza doesn’t have anything close to the Great Master Challenge. And the gameplay is way more generic than Astro Bot. SMG was cool for its time and has great atmosphere but the level design doesn’t hold up that well in comparison.

>>715539242
Nintendo, hire this troon!

>>715539359
he was making the game look bad by talking about politics over it and spamming advertisements

>>715530283
>suddenly have some faggy fanfic twist
Void Kong being potentially Zant 2.0 is literally that

>>715539242
I actually love these

>>715539226
If you go out of your way to hate everything everything will be bad

>>715539470
Tendies have such low standards, it's kinda sad actually

3D platformers have never been challenging
none of them except maybe 3D World have even solved the issue of the camera, which is fundamentally important to 3D games

>>715539242
Ironically the official elephant designs comes off more like a deviantart fetish oc

>>715539470
Superman is literally just anti Israel propaganda dude. And Bananza footage looked quite bad.

>>715539226
>jeet AND a monkey confirmed
damn

Why is his crown so big here

DK turning into other animals feels wierd to me

>>715539580
>Superman is literally just anti Israel propaganda dude
NOOOOO THIS IS SO UPSETTING NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715539614
He's a big guy

welp I guess I'm not gonna stream it either if that guy got banned so quick. maybe if I was for japan or aussie release hours tomorrow

>>715539580
>anti Israel propaganda
Nothing has ever sold me more on Superman than describing any story of his like this, you're doing a terrible job making a case against him

>>715539690
just record some shi, mane

>>715539376
>Dude Bananza doesn’t have anything close to the Great Master Challenge
How would you know?
>And the gameplay is way more generic than Astro Bot
More generic than a game where you can only jump, float and punch? Are you serious?

>>715539690
anon don't need to stream, just record the zebra bananza and snake bananza

>>715535996
Wasn't Grant Kirkhope the originator of "X says Trans rights"?

Honestly, K.Rool being the Banandium Root is what made me think this was real because zero fan theories could even come close to that. Only Nintendo could come up with something that absolutely fucking weird and out of left field.
Also it's HILARIOUS
>DKC2
>K.Rool takes the identity of a pirate captain. It was him all along!
>DKC3
>K.Rool takes the identity of an evil scientist. It was him all along!
>Bananza
>K.Rool is stuck in the fucking planet's core

>>715539684
>>715539684
>>715539684
>>715539684
>>715539684

>>715539691
The villain has a flag with an "eight pointed" star behind him every time he's on screen lmao

>>715539453
Same, it's like Kirby getting new Copy Abilities to me. Might as well post the rest.
>>715539554
Looks to me like DK got the Elephant Fruit from Wonder.

>>715539470
I don't hate everything. Mario Kart World is fine but not amazing, and Superman is capeslop.

>>715539690
Just take a photo
with your camera. nintendo probably sees your captures and that you are leaking the game

>>715539403
>he/him
That's implying he's a larping foid

>>715539972
I feel like I'm not too sold on DK retaining the gorilla-like frame when he transforms tho

>>715539580
>Superman is literally just anti Israel propaganda dude
alright relax, it wasnt THAT good

>>715539580
>Superman is literally just anti Israel propaganda
wtf I love capeshit now????

We need to hurry and download the stream.

>>715539901
Five you?

>>715539690
Take pics instead

>>715539547
>the chuddie is actually aiming for Transjordan

>>715539580
>anti Israel
Absolutely BASED

>>715539785
Astro Bot makes up for the basic movement with tons of inventive powerups. And from the leaks DK doesn’t even have a postgame so no way it has an equivalent challenge.

>>715527727
We don't know for sure, but sadly I think it's a Odyssey prequel. I see no evidence of time travel or de-aging. Nintendo just casually retconned a ton of the only foundational lore Mario had, despite always talking in interviews how they are very conscious about stuff like that (despite people saying otherwise).

Defineltly a new era for Nintendo. BOTW is basically a reboot in everything but name only (it really doesn't fit with old zelda lore wise), Pikmin 4 completely ignored obvious sequel bait to make an alternate universe for no reason and now this. It's odd too since Super Mario Odyssey was very lorepilled

>>715540075
>>715539691
Hawkgirl literally drops the president of Israel from 500 feet up. He fucking dies

>>715540083
Inflation increased the amount of yous.

>>715539920
I was shocked that WB let them get away with using hair and makeup to turn the guy into a caricature that could have walked out of a Nazi propaganda poster. Then I looked the actor up and it turns out that he really just looks like that.

>>715540149
which leaks confirmed no postgame?

>>715539580
WTF JAMES GUNN IS BASED???

>>715540149
>And from the leaks DK doesn’t even have a postgame
anon we havent even had anyone reach the credits yet afaik, stop creating conjecture.

Dr. E. still hates Astro Bot, right?

>>715539690
Anon only stream when you get to the ice layer, thats as far as the streamer dude got. And dont show your face! Also use a side account instead of your main one

>>715540080
nothing is working for me not even yt-dlp

>>715539580
So true my fellow American. I hope Trump bans the new Superman movie and gloats about it in truth social.

>>715540119
Why is he cosplaying my goats?

>>715539690
Stream on kick or one of those shitty platforms so if you get banned it's whatever

>>715540149
If there is a post game it may have a banana count unlock criteria like Dark and Darker Sides of the Moon in Odyssey. Same devs after all.

>>715540203
He wrote Lolipop chainsaw and worked with SUDA, so not a big surprise there.

>>715538994
well that's just because it's not on a game key card or a Nintendo Switch 2 Edition game

>>715540150
If they said they are lore-conscious, then I see another rug-pull coming.
We might have another Cranky Kong situation on our hands.
This Pauline is the new Pauline, and Pauline from Arcade to Odyssey becomes "Cranky" Pauline.

I love how fucking THICK he is

>>715531614
An ungrateful who won't put out for him.

>>715540119
>>715540050
>>715539972
I like these

>>715540192
He was just a normal guy in the concept art

>>715539580
ANON STOP, YOU'RE OVERLOADING THE BOX OFFICE WITH THAT CLA-

>>715533736

>>715534440
>wtf is this
80's Saturday morning cartoon

>>715540394
>>715540150
Or somehow Cranky STILL kidnapped her. There's de-aging involved but for Cranky.
>Cranky wishes to be young again
>Goes to kidnap an adult Pauline

>>715540559
That would be dumb.
That would be like a hat on a hat on a hat.

>>715540230
A few days ago he he dumped his Astrobot images again so it seems he's over it.

>>715539691
The hyped up villain, Hammer of Boravia, is a jewish construct of Supes.

>>715540618
I thought we were getting Astro Bot ported to other platforms.

>>715534519
How would it not be easier than Odyssey? It's Odyssey where you can destroy the whole level. Maybe some of the challenge segments will be tougher but Odyssey had tough challenge levels too.

>>715540608
That's why it's funny

>>715536040
You will never be Japanese.

>>715539298
Fuck me man, I know that at this point K Rool is an absolute guarantee but I would've liked to rub more salt on the doubters' wounds

>>715540149
>Astro Bot makes up for the basic movement with tons of inventive powerups
And Bananza completes his already far more varied moveset with Bananza transformations that you can use everywhere unlike Astro Bot. Calling Bananza's gameplay generic is ridiculous, unless you can give me at least 10 3D platformers that have level destruction as their core mechanic.
There's no leak confirming no postgame, and even if there was, it doesn't mean there isn't any optional challenging stuff in the main game.

>>715540629
James Gunn definitely thought to have him be blue and silver instead of black and gold lol
He even has the star on him

>>715536558
you're not fooling anyone snoyjeet tranny

>>715540119
banjo????

>>715540729
Haven't we already gotten multiple screenshots?

new bread?

>>715540394
I forget their exact wording, but they've talked about in old interviews before that they are conscious of the feelings of fans when it comes to how they perceive the franchises they love and don't want to change that, which is why they try to avoid stories that heavily contradict each other in games they make. Obviously though, things can change

>>715540783
yeah chink anon just made a different thread

>>715540769
that's the joke

>>715539580
Yeah, the part where Superman throws Lex in the makeshift gas chambers and says “Let’s make it six million and one” was pretty on the nose.

>>715538546
K.Rool has a wife and is a respected member of society, little shit.

>>715540931
I understood the symbolism of Lex using wooden doors to seal the pocket dimmension prisoners but don't understand how it makes sense in the movie

>>715540851
Where

>>715540762
reminder that the Mario vs Donkey Kong Remake actually updated this render. Sadly the full body has never been released

https://x.com/DaNintendude/status/1914515607372095847
https://x.com/DaNintendude/status/1914559110198206902

>>715540510
The project is coming along.

Post the pauline outfits

>>715538412
>>715538546
Reminder that someone leaked that marketing material says that Donkey Kong would never work him. I unironically think this is real

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/715355249/#715376128

>>715541018
PM'd you the link :)

>>715540821
Not if it's just tranny and politics talk, post some screens or video footage.

>>715540402
the virgin Mario elephant, the Chad DK elephant

>>715540821
Let's just migrate here
>>715524009

>>715541479
Eh maybe not that one

>kremling deniers
>de-agedfags
>time travelfags
>pauline jr/suzannefag (there was only 1 of them lets be honest)
>amnesiafags
>altuniversefags
>morifags
Anyone else BTFO? I can't keep track

>>715541707
>>de-agedfags
How were they BTFO?

>>715541758
i made that meme actually

>>715541827
they haven't (yet anyway)

though I'm in the camp that this is a careless Odyssey prequel (despite Odyssey not needing a prequel)

>>715541758
in b4 this is posted there, then that is then posted here, afterwards that is then posted there, etc.

>>715541890
no me

>>715541758
Uh huh. Sure. And I recorded the DK Rap.

>>715541707
>>715541827
only kremling deniers were btfo

>>715536372
still feels crazy to have lived long enough to see sakurai come back to kirby and have his new game be an air ride sequel.

>>715541758
Expand Dong was made by Hatsune Miku.

Not so funny when the shoes on the other foot is it?

Me enjoying Bananza

>>715537630
Normies don't like e33 only woke people like it

>>715536591
not gonna happen anytime soon since thry just put it on NSO

>>715541758
i invented the expanded dong meme and i also leaked the lanky being in the manky kongs sidequest and i'm the reincarnated of hitler. i just found the new aryan bananza in the game that transforms dk into a white man, all the people in new donk city are actually kongs using this transformation

>>715541827
while not BTFO I think it would be absolutely retarded to de-age her, turn her into a rock, and then give her amnesia so she doesn't remember that she already is a big time singer thus defeating the character arc

Hibby, you're a tranny slur.

>>715542113
she remembers she is a singer and is already a great singer in the game though

where is chinky kong

>>715539181
But bejita has a trans wife

/sp/chad here, i created the Kornheiser edit and the Expand Dong meme.
I denounce Israel and there are 2 genders.

>>715542197
She has stage fright.
Pauline doesn't have stage fright.
But Nu-Pauline does.

>>715542197
I think she wants and likes to sing, but hasn't established it as her dream yet.

So is lanky actually in or are people just shitposting again?

>>715542421
he is

>>715542276
>belch

>>715542390
Nintendo cannot make a reckless prequel.
Shigeru Miyamoto oversaw development of Donkey Kong Bananza.

>>715542421
there's rumours that he is part of a sidequest with manky kongs or something. that tranny didn't leak it though

>>715542421
he actually is but no screenshots yet, nor do we know by what context he appears. Professor Chops on Famiboards confirmed it (I think).

I wonder if ResetERA and Famiboards user knows they're another, and a couple of, Ramirocks in their ranks again?

>>715542520
Shiggy is too busy playing park designer to oversee shit.

>>715542697
No he's not.

>>715542520
dude, de-aging Pauline but keeping Donkey, Diddy and Dixie the same as always is already incredibly reckless.

You thought the lore was fucked from Cranky Kong shenanigans? it's going to be so much worse now.

>>715538412
K.rool literally tried to nuke DK island before. He isn't a good guy

>>715542761
That's why I think they should give us Pauline (Jr.) and tie up Odyssey's loose ends.

>>715542108
>needs a constant supply of lolis to keep them from turning back into violent apes
I knew those hicks were bad news.

>>715541758
>I left that place over a decade ago
Fake and gay, noone has ever successfully moved on and if they did they wouldn't be shocked and upset 4chan used a slur. Calling out this of all sites and claiming to invent a fucking meme just proves they'll do anything for attention.

>>715541758
And just as you freaks try to take franchises and characters and twist them to your delusional world view, we can just as easily take yours and twist them to ours. Unlike fags and trannies, we know we CAN separate art from artist.

>>715541758
>He/she/they
I will call "IT" then