This is Miyamoto. I am pleased to announce that for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda, Zelda will be played by Bo Bragason-san, and Link by Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san. I am very much looking forward to seeing both of them on the big screen.
>>715606954 (OP)based nintendo fan
>>715606954 (OP)https://x.com/Nintendo/status/1945431647530491955
>>715606954 (OP)>Both white with blue eyes MAGAmoto
>>715606954 (OP)They're young and good looking. Nice.
>>715606954 (OP)I still hope they'll decide to cancel it
>>715606954 (OP)wait... they're white?
>16 years old Link
Its an OoT movie
>>715606954 (OP)HUNTERSISTERS WE LOST
>>715607291>16yo boy with 21 year old ZeldaOnee-san...
>>715606954 (OP)not too shabby. could have been a tranny and a black man if they were chosen by americans.
>>715606954 (OP)Thank you Mr Miyamoto
This movie's gonna suck hard won't it
>>715606954 (OP)whiteGODS won
damn she's a cutie
>>715606954 (OP)>Zelda is 5 years older than LinkUhhhhhhhhhh
>>715607413It's being made by Sony, what do you think.
>>715607413it's made by Sony kek
>>715607413100%
They could've at least got a competent Zelda with Schafer
I dont know how to shir on nintendo with this, they're not troons, they're white with blue eyes and they look competent, help bros
>>715606954 (OP)I thought link was blonde?
>>715607428>older girl x younger boycute
>>715606954 (OP)Dude looks funky and not like Link at all.
>>715607563hair dye and wigs exist
>>715607509I think you're confused, zelda is the princess, you're thinking of link who is the hero
>>715606954 (OP)Can I fap to her already?
>>715607413Absolutely guaranteed. And people will still flock to go see it regardless of how much it sucks. We live in a post quality timeline, all that matters are marketing and brands.
>>715607694People have lower standards for animation anon
if this one is mediocre this would be their biggest cinematic flop yet
>>715606954 (OP)>Bo BragasonBo is a girl name now?
>>715607509Schafer is too old, too tall, and doesn't look the part for what they're trying to go for.
Ganon is more important. He's the one that will Carry the movie.
It was meant to be her though...
>>715606954 (OP)Pretty solid honestly. They picked a bit of a rough photo for the guy playing link. Also he's 16 which is kind of crazy.
>>715607761Bo is an old ass girl name like Gertrude or Mildred
>>715607807miyamoto will get chris pratt to play him (he's so cool)
>I remember back in the day slashing... moblins
>>715606954 (OP)Does she have nudes?
Face too wide, Link should look androgynous
>>715607413Yeah, and it's going to make a lot of money. They probably would've made more money if they did the safe bet of it being animated and adapting one of the Zelda games into a film. Should be easy to do, just remove the dungeon elements, maybe repurpose some of the bosses for certain scenes but still keep the core story of the games intact. Though, If I were being honest, I'd prefer an actual new animated series so could include the dungeons and the huge cast of side characters they could expand on. Probably won't happen in my lifetime like a Kingdom Hearts animated series.
>>715607925Still an infinitely less gay pick than Jack Black or Seth Rogan.
>>715607910Head like a fucking orange. Let me guess, he's a bongoloid
>>715606954 (OP)What are some of their previous roles? I will not google
>>715607910Bella Ramsey-esque
He's gonna get recast when they make films about Adult Link
>>715607870>herYou can clearly see the shape of his skull from any side angle, ban makeup.
>>715607761>little bo peep>not a girlAnon?
>>715607413Everyone that is over 25 and still uses this board will probably think so, yes.
>>715607910total baby face
>>715608008The guy was the voice of pinnochio in shrek
>>715608008>when they make films about Adult LinkGlad to see 4chan has already found a cope they can run with.
twink
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>>715607910I'm with it
>>715608041Yeah bro I think that's why they cast him as the most famous twink in vidja
Wouldn't Zelda work better as a cartoon? It's too dumb for a live action, there's no lore and no world, just a few cartoon characters and cartoon monsters
>>715606954 (OP)false
black Zelda and trans brown Link should be canon
>>715608174Illumination was fine in the Mario Movie dunno why they opted for live action for this one
>>715608154well yeah, they definitely picked him since he has that cute part of link to him
i think his jaw is too strong for link but otherwise bretty good, nice that he looks so young
>>715607413I think it could be pretty kino if they went with a style similar to The Princess Bride, really like that movie.
>>715606954 (OP)hardest L ever but not surprised coming from the greedy bastard who ruined this once soulful company
>>715608174Fantasy/medieval animated movies tend to not go well in Hollywood's history. Live action will bring way more public.
Zelda should totally get a Japanese anime though.
>>715608174I'd prefer an animated film too
especially after seeing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqTW13AYniY
a zelda anime film would be amazing, I get why they did live action though, broader appeal
>>715606954 (OP)Link is slightly built but with a strong determined gaze.
Zelds looks gentle but brave, and slightly haunted.
Good casting
Problem arent actors, but the director of Maze Runner and writer of Morbius. The whole project is destined to be garbage
>>715606954 (OP)I already can't stand that tom holland lookalike faggot
>>715607413It's literally made by a guy who made Maze Runner. It's impossible for it to be good
>>715608460>Morbius writerDamn this movie was DOA on the get go
They're gonna fucking jam this movie with pop music up the wazoo
>>715608460>writer of Morbius.IT'S GONNA GROSS ZELDILLION DOLLARS HYAAAH
>>715606954 (OP)What happened to that tranny people were talking about
movie is going to suck but at least it's not Tom Holland and Hunter Schafer
>>715608481doesn't look anything like tom holland other than being a young white man
>>715607563Not the one from the original game.
Why everything must be live action nowadays, they're all shit, just look at Disney
>>715608460so you're telling me... zelda sweep?
>>715608460>writer of MorbiusLMAO
>>715608460That guy is honestly a pretty solid director. But yeah it's the writers I'm worried about.
One of them wrote the maze runner movies and the other one wrote the Jurassic World movies.
>>715607563>I thought link was blonde
>go on xitter
>half the comments relieved by the casting while the other half is seething its not the troon and melting down at anyone glad it wasnt the troon
LMAOOO the troons are going wild on twitter rn
>>715608505A good amount of the parents that buy their children nintendo are conservative (or not insane progressives) and putting a tranny in the zelda movie would be a bit to obvious.
>>715608572Should've made a nintendo cinematic universe with the mario bros
>>715608460Since Miyamoto is on board, I think it will be like the Mario movie: even if it's weak, it will still be faithful.
>>715608634LOL that's so funny fr! I love talking about twitter! And I love talking about trannies! You should get ahead of the game and start posting screenshots xD
>>715608505It was a hoax.
>>715608460>writer of MorbiusMiyamoto will live with this guy so he can't change a comma from his stuff. It'll still suck though
16 year old and 21 year old???
is this legal in bongaland???
>>715606954 (OP)no idea if they can act but they look the part
nice choice
also lmaoing at the people that convinced themselves it was gonna be the tranny
>>715608460The writer didnt write Morbius are yoy nuts? Both Zelda writers wrote films like maze runner and jurassic world
>>715608634pretty funny, fags seething that their troon lost
>>715608720It's legal in most civilized places worldwide. But they're not a couple anyway.
>>715606954 (OP)>brown hair LinkDobson WON
>>715607751I can see where you're coming from but the minecraft movie happened. It was absolute dogshit and it made absolute bank.
>>715607563Dobson is celebrating somewhere.
>>715608758/v/tards have no idea what the difference is between a writer and a director lel
they still fall for shit like "FROM THE PRODUCER OF THE MATRIX"
>>715607910He looks weird. His face is way too soft and kind of downie.
>>715608786The Minecraft Movie was carried by Jack Black hamming it up
I doubt these kids are up to the task of hamming it up to make it an ironic masterpiece like Minecraft
>>715606954 (OP)OH NO TRANNY BROS I THOUGHT HUNTER WAS A LOCK
Extremely faithful casting. Thatโs good.
I was genuinely scared it was going to be like TLOU.
>>715608758I heard that the director was the Maze Runner one while the writer was Morbius one, still, it doesn't change the fact that it will be trash
>>715606954 (OP)Movie is guaranteed to be dogshit and /v/tards being eternal contrarians and Nintendo slaves will slurp it up and praise it for the next decade "as a meme".
The real question is what kind of garbage they'll go for: self-referential and silly ala Monecraft? Gritty "serious" version that completely misses the point? One of those bizarre adaptations that has almost nothing to do with the source material? Epic adventure that over relies on CGI and effects while failing to deliver on acting and set quality? I'm curious about how they're gonna fuck up something as simple as Zelda.
>>7156087201) It's legal in every relevant territory
2) They are not a couple
3) Just because the actor is 16 doesn't mean the character is 16
>>715607761It always was you dumb zoomer. ever heard of bo derek?
She's a bong, I wanna hear her voice, someone find a clip.
>>715608875Jack Black
>I am.... Ganondorf
>>715608951>They are not a coupleThey should be.
>>715608941>The real question is what kind of garbage they'll go for: self-referential and silly ala Monecraft?No, retard. This movie is made by the guy who made Maze Runner so it's literally going to be shit for little girls
>>715608927>it doesn't change the fact that it will be trashyes anon we are well aware that you never would have been happy with this
>>715606954 (OP)Errm oof. Yikes my dude
>>715608875Digimon is the only black actor I like
Though hopefully they cast someone who is relatively unknown like they have Link or Zelda
>>715608980Yeah, from Jojo's Bizarre adventure
>>715608912Unironically good pick
I fucking love movie Knuckles
>>715609015He's going to be 18 when the movie comes out. It's not like they are going to have Link and Zelda fucking kiss in the first movie (or ever)
>>715607761Braga means pantsu in spanish. Hehe.
>>715608927No morbius writer or director is involved with Zelda. But Avi Arad is producing and he produced Morbius so thats why you knew of something Morbius, I doubt he will have any big role on the production other thsn getting a paycheck.
>>715608505It was never anything more than trannies on the internet trying to will something into existence
>>715609010Jack Black is already Bowser anon
No double dipping on characters just in case they make a Smash movie
>>715609090yeah if this really is a BOTW adaption then Mipha will be his love interest and he'll only move on to Zelda after she's died
>>715608875They kinda need a big name actor for him, but I don't know any.
>>715609037>Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
>>715609129>just in case they make a Smash moviethey aren't, that doesn't even make sense and mario's animated whilst zelda's live action
>>715609037They're not gonna be a couple in the movie, even if they'll still be shipped by certain fans.
>>715608927>I heard thatthanks
>>715609090Yeah but they should.
>>715606954 (OP)I hope they have good chemistry.
Not necessarily in a romantic way.
>>715609187Have some imagination faggot
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>>715608875>>715609041>Fictional race inspired by Middle Eastern/Indian/Gypsy culture should be played by a nigEvery American mutt must be strangled in the cradle. They are the only people who do this
>>715608875Where will they even find someone with green skin?
>>715609037my generation had Eva Green, its time for the boys of today to get theirs
>>715609275>boy faceI don't
>>715609275oh, this is going to be one of those step-on-me-princess dynamics
very well
>>715609289Nigga the character is fucking green get over yourself.
Zelda actress is gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIGg_Oltu2c
>>715609289If we use your logic, we are getting one of these guys as Ganondorf.
>>715609312Dude most common names in the west are Jewish names because of Christianity.
>>715609381I mean, isn't this just acting?
Doesn't matter anyway.
>>715609398>SAAAARRR DO NOT REDEEM THE TRIFORCE SAAAARRR>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO NOOO NOOOO>WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?
>>715609275Benjamin, be strong.
Ganon will be CGI with Akwafina's voice
>>715609381What a bizarre thing to post.
>>715606954 (OP)>made by SonyI thought Nintendo hated Sony.
It's not written by Morbius writer btw. It's written by the writer of awful Jurassic World movies
>>715606954 (OP)Why does Zelda look like a trashy whore?
>>715609259I'm not gonna waste my time imaging something that will never exist because the film rights for these characters are spread across a bunch of different studios
>>715609381God Hollywood movies are so degenerate well if she kisses a boy in the end its whatever because guys like threesomes, right?
>>715609521I know you can't get your head out of this stupid console war mentality, but these companies are all trying make money, they can work together.
>>715608494Jesus christ...
I actually enjoyed the first two maze runners. It went to shit when the "real world" entered the picture. It's impossible for YA novels to have satisfying answers to whatever mystery holds the plot together.
>>715609521It's not made by Sony, retard. It's made by Columbia pictures with Sony distributing
>>715606954 (OP)where's the blonde hair
>>715609552Never say never. Who Framed Roger Rabbit exists, though by any metric it shouldn't.
>>715606954 (OP)She looks like some random 7/10, not a princess. He looks kinda retarded
>>715609381I'm confused, this isn't Japanese but it looks so much like my Japanese yuri high school animes.
>>715609584Not to mention the the 2nd and 3rd Maze Runner books are complete fucking garbage anyway. Especially the 3rd one jesus christ.
>>715609521SIE hates Nintendo, Nintendo doesn't really care either way and SIE isn't Sony Pictures.
I mean, most of the time when Nintendo releases osts it's with Sony as a publisher. That's why it was Sony's name on those Xenoblade X takedowns a few years back.
>>715606954 (OP)Why the fuck is it live action? I'm not even a weeb and Zelda is literally perfect for a high budget anime movie.
>>715609521A Nintendo division worked on both Death Stranding mocap
>>715608875I hope they go with a black actor for Ganondorf over an arab one, arabs are cringe and don't have gravitas.
>>715608460Wes Bos is a good director and actually gives a shit, especially where graphics and art style is concerned, look up any of his interviews, Kingdom of Apes was solid
>>715609597Anon, Columbia is owned by Sony.
Faithful casting. Thatโs good.
I was genuinely scared it was going to be like TLOU.
>>715609275Benjamin you lucky dog
>>715607371god i wish that were me
>>715609597But......Sony owns Columbia.
>>715609719>Wes Bos is a good directorAll of his movies are 0/10 goyslop for little girls tho
>>715609521>I thought Nintendo hated Sony.they don't, and they love money, and they're making a whole lot of money off this deal
>>715609745I'm sure Pedro Pascal could still be cast as Ganondorf.
>>715609275imagine how happy the dude is
>>715609796is this supposed to make you seem less retarded?
They should adapt the Nintendo Power comic.
Obviously that's not happening. But it's what they should have done.
oh beautiful thank god for the japanese. you know she would be some dysgenic mutt if this was in the hands of the jews
>>715609801Your favorite tranny isn't in the movie, snoy. You lost.
>>715607509Zelda is a girl
>>715609521Nips before trannies.
>>715609796lmao have you ever met a Zelda fan? He's perfect, before BOTW no one gave a shit about this franchise except fujos
>>715609809>>715609769>>715609486If Miyamoto gets a veto, there's not even going to be any handholding. Just platonic Knight/Princess dynamic.
>Sony Pic is publishing it
if it doesn't make 1b it's a flop (to them) they're the Square Enix of movies
>>715609801no one is mad about this though?
>>715609801The casting is good but director/writer are awful so the movie is 0/10 confirmed
>>715607910Reminds me a bit of the guy who played frodo in lotr
>people are seething at hunter not being Zelda
>>715606954 (OP)THE LEGEND OF EUROPA
>>715609882That's why I'm saying he should be strong, the kid is 16, he's gonna get some feelings whether he wants them or not.
>>715609721Owned by Sony means dick
Sony subsidiaries compete with each other and even sue each other
Columbia is a much older company with way bigger roster of IPs and history
>>715609843sony is making the movie
tendies will either be forced to give sony money or forced to not give nintendo money
this causes them to have a mental breakdown and commit suicide
>>715607371I will now watch your movie
Don't worry, by the time the movie is out we'll be able to AI generate the version with Tom Holland and Hunter Schafer.
>>715609989>Columbia is a much older company with way bigger roster of IPs and historyAnd it's owned by Sony.
I wonder why you're so desperate to convince people that they aren't the same.
>>715606954 (OP)why isn't link blonde?
>>715609994you really need to get this console war bullshit out of your head man
I canโt believe he actually did what if zelda was a girl
>>715609989>Owned by Sony means dickWhat are these mental gymnastics? Kek.
>>715607413Depends on who is making it
No one expected the sonic movies to be good, but they were mostly kino, especially 3
>>715607413>nintendo movie made by sonyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WHFTRArC44
>>715609373but he's loyal to his people
>>715609882You can't stop them from making out on set though
Superman and Batman learned it the hard way
>>715609994What? Anon they don't care about this company bullshit.
>>715609989>Owned by Sony means dick
>>715607910He looks like the kid of the guy who played elrond in the rangs show
>>715610063Sure. It has nothing to do with Playstation, though
>>715607291Link is 17 in BOTW. It's definitely a BOTW film, otherwise we'd have child Link casting as well.
>>715608875They're not going to go for anyone brown unless they want to be raped to death by the media, it's going to be someone white.
>>715610260>it's going to be someone white.Surely you can understand why that would be infinitely worse, right?
why does a 21 year old look 40?
>>715606954 (OP)>two literally whos after the Mario movie was filled with so many famous people the movie suffered from it
>>715608634Yeah its been funny, so many melties under any comment that says they're glad its actually a woman
Also lots of jeets posting this copypasta
"And i speak for everyone when i say that we support this choice and canโt way to see her slay the screen as Zelda"
>>715608634>modern age>people relieved that they didnt race swap or gender swap characters>"people" upset about this exact thing not happeningWe live in a grim fucking world bros
>>715607291>>715610206The story is definitely just going to be it's own thing. The only thing that will make it a BotW movie or not is if they have Link wearing blue instead of green lol.
>>715610306Girls mature faster than boys.
God I fucking hate the show the dude actor is from, it's insanely cringey. Son of a Critch. He is not a good actor.
>>715608875Adrien Brody would be kino if he bulked up a bit.
But you'd probably need a pro wrestler or football player if you want him to look right
>>715608460>Sony Pictures>writer of Morbius>supervised by Miyamoto (who thought the Mario movie was great)
>>715610206BotW is too "weird" for a movie. It's probably going to be its own thing, adapting elements from the original game and the most popular ones like OoT and yes, BotW. But it won't be about Link in a ruined world fighting Calamity Ganon.
>>715610364>God I fucking hate the showshows aren't good anon
name 3 good shows made in the last 2 years
>>715608690Stay triggered
>>715610323man if they actually try to cast attractive actors and they include Urbosa or some other Gerudo in the script...
>>715610206BotW shouldn't be done as a first movie, let people know who Ganondorf is before doing a mindless Ganon iteration. They could do the TotK backstory for that but they won't because it's a Ganondorf who didn't fight Link.
>>715610398It's not written by the Morbius writer
>>715610306Your troon LOST
>>715610398You were NEVER EVER going to be happy with this.
>>715610424Severance. Twisted Metal. Day of the Jackal.
>>715606954 (OP)Keep /tv/ slop in /tv/ this board is for games.
>these are the real castings
welp im not seeing it
>>715606954 (OP)Live action is a mistake. All Nintendo character movies should be 3D animated in order to have a Smash Bros movie as the finale
>>715610523Correct but I'm going to complain about it anyway
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Just keep Aonuma away from this
I still think it should've been animated.
>>715610571>this board is for gameskek
>>715610432Impa will be played by a japanese actress in a silver wig
>>715609259Have some common sense retard.
>>715610581Literally just saw this vetbatim on twitter
^this guy is a paid jeet
There's definitely going to be a crossdressing scene, isn't it?
>>715609882The last game literally had her being revived by his loving embrace, in her own words, because he's the only one who knows her and is therefore able to use recall to bring her back when rauru and sonia show up. autistic people that hate normal straight relationships should be strung up and lynched I swear.
>>715610703I wish, but last I checked, Hollywood is phasing those out.
>>715610194Oh okay you're just turbo autistic nvm
>>715610632if its an actual woman, I'll take it
actually I'd be ok with old Impa too, old japanese women can be adorable
Will this movie surpass Sonic 3 as the highest rated video game movie?
>>715609882If Miyamoto gets a say he's going to give him fish pussy instead
>>715608132But thatโs a man though???
>>715606954 (OP)Sorry but Benjamin Evan Ainsworth is not good looking enough to play an elf like Link. Video game Link looks like a femboy twink elf, which is why he is so successful at being a crossdresser so Nintendo should have looked for a Hollywood actor from twink regions like the Belgium, Netherlands, and Switzerland
>>715610571/tv/ owns this site
>>715610618It's mind boggling how there hasn't been a Zelda anime yet
They could literally make as many as they want with varying styles and stories. It's literally a perfect translation
>>715610883Benjamin looks twinkish enough I think.
>>715609010CUCCO JOOOOCKEEEEEY
>>715606954 (OP)A twink was needed. They delivered. Action scenes will either be funny or suck altogether, though.
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>>715609521>/v/ actually thinks their own made up rivalries from terminally online shitposting applies to the real world
>>715609808Could be actually good.
>>715610993he means the bitch
>>715610993>HE'S [legal age of consent in literally every normal territory]
She's pretty, I wish I had a gf.
>>715610932not with that jawline
>>715610932If Nintendo simply hired a naturally blonde boy to play Link, they wouldn't need to spend any money on blonde wigs.
>Benjamin was born in Nottingham
>Link's green tunic and bowmanship are inspired by Robin Hood
Neat.
>>715607685She's 21, so yes.
>>715611094Link's been a brunette before, it'll be fine.
>>715610443age of consent doesn't work like you think it does. It's a common mistake rapists make before they get caught and sent in a trial they literally refuse to understand
>>715611148How does it work in your mind?
>>715608875Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
>B-BUT I THINK TAKING OVER THE KINGDOM IS WR->-IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK>NOW TAKE YOUR LUIGI LOOKING JABRONI FRIEND AND GO BACK TO WHATEVER HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF BEFORE I LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON BOTH OF YOUR CANDY ASSES>*entrance theme starts playing*i would unironically watch
>>715611094>they wouldn't need to spend any money on blonde wigs.insignificant cost in the grand scheme of things
>>715611125Ten bucks says we WILL get the green tunic pretty quickly but the hat won't come until later in the movie.
>>715611148Rape and age of consent have nothing to do with each other
>>715611205I wish The Rock was half as kino in his movies as he was in wrestling.
>>715611126I already done it and would have done it anyway even if she was younger, but thanks.
>>715611094Dark haired Link looks better anyway
>>715607761It always was you dumb zoomer. ever heard of Bo Jackson?
>>715611205The hierarchy of power in the land of Hyrule is about to change.
>>715611282>Bo>Jack>sonThe manliest name in existence.
>>715609398>>715609448I was thinking someone like the the guy who played live action Jafar. Imagine instead of sharp Gerudo noses they had wide chimpanzee honkers lol
>>715608572>just look at DisneyTheir animated movies are worse now.
>>715606954 (OP)>>715610883Riyoko Ikeda, the creator of Rose of Versailles, personally confirmed that Bjorn Andresen was the model for Lady Oscar in "The Most Beautiful Boy In The World" 2021 Documentary. Basically, Bjorn Andresen is the main reason why blonde males are so popular in anime, manga, and video games in Japan. Nintendo really should have hired a Swedish teenager like Bjorn to play Link instead of a British teenager like Benjamin.
>Bjorn Johan Andresen (born 26 January 1955) is a Swedish actor and musician. He is best known for playing the 14-year-old Tadzio in Luchino Visconti's 1971 film adaptation of the 1912 Thomas Mann novella Death in Venice.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bj%C3%B6rn_Andr%C3%A9sen
Bjorn and Manga Artists in Japan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF86cIBzM8Y
>>715609521>he thinks corpos hate each otherYou stupid gonk.
>>715610993right now he is, the movie comes out in two (2) years, so he'll be 18
>>715611460Jesus, why wasn't he more famous around the world with a face like that?
>>715611205>candyassesWas this roodiepoo a channer all along?
>>715611540I wonder if he and Bo will... you know...
>>715611550some ojisan goosh goosh'd him and kept him for himself
>>715611602Yes, it's common in UK
>>715610773
>>715611382looks too much like a homo, that works for jafar but not for ganondorf
>>715611550He got homo raped + twink death hit him like a train
>>715608875Hunter Schaefer
He has the nose, and it would be incredibly fitting for a troon to portray the Great King of Evil because troons are naturally evil creatures.
>>715611460>Swedish teenagerbut link isnt a brown raghead
>>715611828>Ugly Link thoIt's just a bad photo. He isn't some hunk or twink or whatever, but he looks fine. He was great in Bly Manor. Film's still gonna be trash either way.
>>715609989>Owned by Sony means dickYOU GOT THAT FUCKING RIGHT!
>>715610194Literally no one said it did
>>715611460Isn't the fucker that got his head smashed in at Midsommar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJfOf-bwHHE
>>715610165Superman and Batman made out on set?
>>715612010He looks like he gets beaten up for his lunch money in boarding school
>>715612191Nah
Pattison fucked Kravitz on the Batmobile and Corenswet & Brosnahan are suspiciously close on set
>>715612010Link has always been a twink. He never grows arm hair or chest hair like Malon's father.
>>715611382He should definitely be a Middle-eastern guy but Hollywood Jews will shoehorn in their pet monkeys instead. The Gerudo will all be sheboons as well.
>Link looks like a pathetic cuck
When did it all go wrong?
>>715612373When you started projecting.
>>715612253You type like you wish you could hit kids to feel better about yourself
>>715612179Yes. Rest in peace to that man.
>>715609289>Pairing Arabs, Indians and Gypsies for some reason, togetherretard
>>715608384>Not a single person of color in the entire movieBased Meathead director.
>>715612452No I just was beaten up for my lunch money so I know
>>715612447He looks like a little bitch tho
I could kill him with one punch
>>715611205>transforms into Ganon>close up eyebrow raise>vine boom>cut to Navi (played by chris pratt)>erm, well THAT just happenedso kino
>>715610368Well he is already playing Akuma, might as well
>>715612179yes, Death in Venice is required core for cinephile artfags like Midsommar director
>>715612540There is a Spanish man
>>715608460Being a hollywood writer seems incredible, you can have zero talent and deliver straight up 2.0/10s and you still have massive companies like Nintendo willing to mindlessly throw money at you
To stay true to the video games, each Zelda movie should recast all the main characters and have little to no continuity with the predecessors, complete standalones.
>>715608912They'll definitely just make him the 'misunderstood' foreigner, who only does the evil things he does because of the discrimination he has faced from the white Hylians.
>>715613002In the case of Nintendo their forte is tard wrangling. So I wouldn't judge it by names at this moment in time.
>>715609719Kingdom of Apes writing gives me hope.
That movie was very fantasy/adventure.
Hopefully that makes it into the Zelda movie.
>>715612980>EuropeanYou know what I mean
>>715613401Yeah I doubt Idris would allow that. He would immediately turn down the role.
>>715612325Link is a child/in his early teens in most games. No shit he doesn't have hair in his arms/chest.
>>715613596(Great news) The most annoying people in the world are upset
>>715608898He does. Not a good Link.
>>715608919Nice argument, shiteater
>>715610773What is that hairline and at 16...
>>715613596>great way to make the movie flop>How so?Why are these people so purposely disingenuous? They know EXACTLY why. You really don't hate them enough.
>>715613773Microplastics bro
Gen A is fucked
>>715613416check out his pitch for Mouseguard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWHPhc2xNNU
it was canceled but it's really good
>>715613815I thought he might have downs, but goddamn that is so sad.
>>715613401Isn't that just wind waker ganondorf
>>715606954 (OP)TINGLE CONFIRMED!
>>715608720They're not going to have any romantic scenes together. Miyamoto is the producer, not Fujibayashi, lmao.
>make bullshit up
>convince yourself the made up bullshit will totally happen
>get mad when reality happens instead
mental illness
>>715613984Well Adventure of Link was the one time there was an actual kiss, lol
Fujibayashi could never!
>>715608720not a romance movie. it always has been okay when the older one is a woman btw.
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>>715614141Also at the end of a linked Oracle game, Zelda kisses Link on the cheek.
>>715614041Well yea, they're trannies.
>>715606954 (OP)CUTE WHITE WOMAN??
>>715610832I will take back everything bad I've ever said about Miyamoto if he does. But he won't.
>>715610773I sure do love massive double standards and society treating women like adult children.
>>715608384The casting has given me a ray of hope but I just know in my heart that the movie will be zoomer-slop. I hope to be proven wrong.
>>715607910>>715608041>>715606954 (OP)hang on a second... was the resemblance intentional?
>>715613876I like WW Ganondorf, he has that like, evil dude vibe that is too old to be evil
>Benjamin
>Evan
>Ainsworth
oh lord
doesn't even look the part. was there really no blonde boy? -.-
even that elf fag from rings of power would've been better
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GXAtdg-MYU
Everything's Going to Be Great (2025) Official Trailer - Allison Janney, Bryan Cranston - Lionsgate Movies - 2.68M subscribers 456K views 2 months ago
>>715608875How about a good looking Jew? Also, he's a pretty good actor and does a lot of subgenre stuff so it's not unlikely.
lmao Nintendo deleted the tweet right away but apparently Ganondorf has been cast already
I may be crazy but I think he fits
>>715610443>>715611148>>715611172most these cases with 14 yo is with +- 3 years age range
that's for europe AND the united states. (basically all white majority countries, i'd like to point out)
>>715615756Yeah but we talking 16 now.
>>715611238>Rape and age of consent have nothing to do with each otherwrong. statutes get you in trouble regardless of what the person consents
>i've reported your post to Interpol /s
>>715615849???
If the person is of age of consent and is consenting how can you get in trouble?
>>715606954 (OP)Please don't be based of BOTW please please please do OOT or anything else please
>>715615849>>715611148Anon I know you understood age of consent as a free rape a child card and were utterly heartbroken when realized that's not what it was, but nobody sane has ever made that connection. Ever.
Sex with someone who consents is legal. Sex with someone who doesn't consent (either willingly or because it simply can't consent, like a 10yo) is illegal. Even a downie understand this.
>>715608875Vin Diesel if they aren't pussies
>>715611205>The Rock playing villains in 2025
>>715616070Botw has no story so it can't be adapted. It's probably going to be original
>>715607413At least tendies can admit Sony makes great movies
#4thewatchers
>>715611080>literally every normal territory>Europe
>>715608875Navid Negahban
>>715616593Europe is good tho
>>715610839>>715608132I don't care if it's a man, I'd destroy xer asshole
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>>715615802same bro
i picked the first US state. district of columbia
>https://code.dccouncil.gov/us/dc/council/code/titles/22/chapters/30almost anything above 18 is massive edge case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_by_country
>>715616021because you retard
see >715616873
that's how law works you fucking retard
>CALLING INTERPOL RIGHT NOW /sTHEY WILL CHECK YOUR HDD
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The movie is going to be a flop and its good that Hunter isn't anchored to it. Anyone with an IQ above 50 can see the writing on the wall. You do not want a disaster like this on your resume.
Who will act Ganondorf..?
>>715616119>Sex with someone who consents is legal. Sex with someone who doesn't consentwrong see >715616873
>calling interpol too
>>715616963>flopI wish, audiences are retards and will go watch it in droves like the Minecraft movie.
>>715616938Retard, that's only in DC. Nobody gives a fuck about DC.
>>715616963We literally know nothing about it you schizo. Literally not a single thing
The left is already seething about age gaps.
>>715606954 (OP)>both white and eye coloredZelda wont be as beautiful as she should be, but Im still surprised we are getting white protagonists in 2027
>>715617243???
We know who is making the movie which is literally all you need to know if it's good or not
>>715617250>the right is already seething about the left seething about the rightfun times we live in
>>715617250I am also seething. It should have been me.
>>715607910>>715606954 (OP)>link is played by a brunetSon of Dob....
WON!
>>715617052First of all, learn to quote a post. Second, that only means the age of consent in that shithole is 18yo you absolute inbred. If the age of consent is 18 then you can fuck a 18yo, if it's 16 you can fuck a 16yo, etc, etc. Are you genuinely retarded or what?
>>715608720They both look 17, which is more important for a film role than any accurate biological age
>>715608875Idris Elba unironically
>>715613949>yeah I grew up smashing octorocks
>>715617348They weren't appeasing him, they just don't have any blond actors left.
Same reason new Johnny Storm is played by a hastily dyed brunette.
>>715606954 (OP)Ganon's bbc will breed Zelda in the opening scene
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>>715606954 (OP)Itโs anudda troonshoah
>Zelda is an adult
Good, that means we can sexualize her
>inb4 muh lolis are better
>>715617694Again that's only in DC. Nobody cares about what happens in DC
>>715617694irrelevant mutt case
muttland is not a free coutnry.
>>715616070Not that OoT has much of a story compared to other games in the series.
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>>715610773O MY HECKIN ONIONS, YOU JUST POSTED PDF FILE CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S JUST A LITTLE KID
SHE'S A SICK FUCK
>Link and Zelda actors are white, not black
This is extremely antisemitic, looks like Nintendo really needs some Cultural Enrichmentโข
>>715618003Freer than yours.
>>715618094not anymore, you arent
>>715618135You get blackbagged for posting anything online that goes against The Narrativeโข.
I bet you can't even open pic related without being on a watch list.
>>715617694>age of consent doesn't exist because in my shithole the age of consent is 18Peak burger post.
>>715617159>that's only in DCok >16y is in 19 out of 56 US territories vs 32 with >18y and edge cases
you or whoever also pasted Europe so i was responding to both, EU & US
>>715618003same in EU u retard
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_by_country
>>715618310so do you, you can't even type, in this very website, that you want to kill a certain police officer
>>715616070It's probably going to be a mishmash of stories, not one specific story adaptation. That said, I can easily see Miyamoto favoring Z1/LttP/OoT as the primary influences.
>>71561879416 is the age of consent in 30 out of 50 US states
>>715607563LOL DOBSON WON! Time to apologize /v/!
>>715611550Did you see how he looks today? He looked like a vampire, now he looks like a vampire killer.
>>715618927>"same in EU">posts a list saying you can fuck people younger than 18 in Europe countries
>>715619453You can fuck people younger than 18 in 38 out of 50 US states
>>715619640Yes but US culture is controlled by California where it is 18
>>715619789Nobody gives a fuck what happens in California. All normal states have 16 as aoc
Did Nintendo Japan pick the two actors?
>>715619858Doesn't matter, American culture is downstream from California
They look good but are they good actors? And who's directing?
>>715620207>And who's directing?Guy who made Maze Runner
>>715619640>You can fuck people younger than 18 in 38 out of 50 US statesand yet most people in the US don't seem to be aware of this, it's nuts
Can we at least get Bobby Lee as tingle?
Will this boss fight happen?
https://youtu.be/87nkWPZ_UMI?t=103
>>715619858>Nobody gives a fuck what happens in CaliforniaRemind me wheres the next Olynpics game, oh thats right, in the most populated state
>>715606954 (OP)>Zelda isnโt casted as a tranny that gets blacked by Ganondorf>/v/ has a meltdown anyways
>>715606954 (OP)Link looks kinda ugly and they both don't really look like the characters but like a fan live action
>>715608505Dumb marketing stunt (read: massive cope) that turned out to be false.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
>>715606954 (OP)I like how you guys are assuming there's supposed to be a romance and not a platonic friendship where the boy and girl (mostly the girl) both do totally epic things like every other modern movie.
I was in college the year Link's actor was born.
>>715608651>>montage continues. A Goron falls in the mud>>MUD ON YOUR FACE, YA BIG DISGRACE
>>715620259I liked that memefilm
good direction imho
>>715606954 (OP)NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS HER TURN!!!!
>>715610443>13 is legal in RomaniaGod, I love that country.
>all those retarded faggots actually thinking that Nintendo would let Zelda be played by a man
lel
>>715617387>First of all, learn to quote a postlearn how threading works
>Sex with someone who consents is legal. Sex with someone who doesn't consent (either willingly or because it simply can't consent, like a 10yo) is illegalsort of? in a territory of 18 above, a person 16 years of age (or any age) could technically consent i.e. no forceful entry but it's still against the law i.e. rape.
what is it (YOU) don't understand. otherwise we would need no laws around this issue...
>legally incapablevs
>mentally incapablea retard, 30 years of age, sort of like you i think, could potentially not consent either. what case it it then, retard.
age of consent checked i.e. no rape?
this makes ZERO sense, Hunter is the perfect girl and perfect Zelda
what're they gonna do for zelda's penis now, use a prosethic??
>>715606954 (OP)>White>blue eyes>girl is very prettyBased Miyamoto. Carry on, Nintendo. You have my blessings.
>>715606954 (OP)>liveaction sounds gay at least with Nintendo we know they will not have that insane woke shit.
What a worthless thread. Cant believe Ive gone through the entire thread without a single picture of any actual Link from the videogames, let alone the most detailed Link faces for comparison and contrast.
Its clear none of the worthless retards here actually played the games. None of these actors look like any version of link or zelda.
Link doesnt have a baby face. (except botw link i guess) Link always either looks like a model or...if im being honest he just looks like some asian simple face. I honestly dont know how one could translate links face to real life. I cant think of a single real phenotype this face reflects, because even if I look at gook faces. There are too soft and small, there isnt many asian faces that are a cross between stern and assured, aswell as pretty and simple, without either having facial hair or looking too thin.
It should have been an animate film instead.
>>715621724Nigga they all have baby faces. Botw looks the most adult in that bunch.
>>715610618I'd watch this cartoony zelda
>>715619232>16 is in 30 out of 50 US stateswhere's that number from
it's 16/50 16yo
5/50 with 17
29/50 with 18 above
>if you use a calculator to add these up, i will call interpol
>>715619640wrong. it's 16 out of 50 for 16y
>>715621892>Botw looks the most adult in that bunch.youre mentally retarded. kill yourself.
How are Sonybros holding up?
>>715621943States where the age of consent is 16 (30): Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio,[b] Pennsylvania,[c] Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, and West Virginia.
States where the age of consent is 17 (7): Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, New York, Texas, and Wyoming.
States where the age of consent is 18 (13): Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, Kentucky, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, and Wisconsin.
>>715607910yikes. he looks like a fucking toddler
>>715622221A lot of those states that have 16 as the age of consent also have an asterisk by it. Like only being able to fuck if you're 19 or younger.
>>715606954 (OP)>Gv-PDH7aUAAQTuW.jpgWhen I saw this earlier, I thought this was a prank, another 4chan post.
I saw it on arch.b4k.dev/v/gallery, and it was the fourth post on the right, at the very top.
Had no idea it was real.
>>715622394Incorrect. Only two states have it like that. In rest of them you can freely fuck 16yo's no matter how much older you are, excluding people like teachers.
Troonbros... we lost. time to pack up or dilators and 41% now...
>>715622383it's the zero facial bone structure
>>715607264>wait... they're white?Sadly, and pathetically, that was my same reaction/expression.
>>715612010just his hair looks silly. makes his head look like an alien. i'm sure he looks fine with a haircut.
also LMAOing at any faggot here calling average people ugly. when was the last time they saw themselves in a mirror
>>715622618>also LMAOing at any faggot here calling average people ugly. when was the last time they saw themselves in a mirrorFoids consider every male who is not a gigachad to be subhuman so this movie is already destined to flop with foids because MC is an ugly (according to them) subhuman
>>715606954 (OP)>It probably will be OoT faggotryIt would be better if they base it on a link to the kino or chadjora's mask
>>715606954 (OP)>Zelda is 21>Link is 16She is going to seduce him, right?
>>715622801>First Zelda movie>Without ZeldaRetard
>>715621724>Link doesnt have a baby face>baby faces in the image except for TP
>age of consent debate in this thread
I know this is 4chan, but c'mon now.
>>715613806Theyโre not disingenuous, itโs passive-aggressiveness. They know exactly why and what youโre going to reply, the true reason theyโre asking is to start shit.
>>715622801It will obviously be original plot inspired by different games
>>715622939The other guy can't seem to be able to wrap his head around the fact that, yes, you can indeed legally fuck 16-year olds in most US states.
>>715622907Here's a fun fact, the art book for Attack of the Clones reveals that the tighter costumes were a request from Natalie Portman herself because she wanted to show that she 'wasn't a little girl anymore' and that Padme was subconsciously trying to seduce Anakin.
>>715623040>you can indeed legally fuck 16-year olds in most US states**as long as you follow romeo and juliet laws per state.
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>>715623076SOURCE AND PICS
>>715623343That's not a thing.
>>715623343Retard, Romeo and Julliet laws are about people BELOW the age of consent. If you are above the age of consent you can fuck another person of age of consent
>>715614704I can't shake the feeling that they're purposefully holding back some DEI shit like the king and queen of Hyrule being BMWF interracial psyops because Nintendo - who is surely holding tight creative control over Sony on this - knows how to read the current political climate.
They want to save the backlash until enough hype has been generated with acceptable stuff like this.
>>715623462Tell that to the judge.
>>715623548>>715623593I won't tell you not to rape, but I hope you stay the fuck away from my state.
>>715614704Why the fuck would casting give you hope if the movie is made by a guy who made Maze Runner so it's impossible for the movie to be good?
Nintendo actually never considered Hunter as a choice for Zelda, it was all taken from an online survey that the Hunter PR took out of context and all news outlines posted without verifying.
Yes there were actual news articles saying "Nintendo is eyeing Hunter Schafer for the role of Zelda" only because of this. Absolutely pathetic.
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>>715622698NTA. yes but like i've pasted above, some have 16 years and it's ok, others have exceptions where 16 is ok but only with -+4 years
in Georgia you can fuck below 16 if you're married
>https://law.justia.com/codes/georgia/2010/title-16/chapter-6/16-6-3/
>>715623076>subconsciouslyCome on now.
>>715623828I bet 10 bucks Tingle will be a nigger.
>>715623938He recently did Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, which was successful. I think it's a sound choice; competent enough director who's familiar with the source material and won't get too big of a head and try to make it his own thing ala Rian Johnson, Zach Snyder, the Halo show people, etc...
>>715607910this timmy needs to start mewing asap
>>715623964that whole thing was internet troons in a nutshell
>out of context / straight up made-up shit to fit deluded tranny reality>trannies take it as truth and spread it because EVERYTHING has to be trannies to them for some rason>the indie """""""journalists""""""" pick up on it, spread the made-up lies even more>the big """""""journalists""""""" pick up on the small ones' reportingthat shit even made it to normie circles
>there will be more kikeflix slop
who fucking cares
>>715606954 (OP)Good. I can already see the angry woke mobs.
>>715624361It's not made by Netflix, retard.
>>715623360I confess it's worded differently than what I remembered but the intent is still there.
>>715623938>>715624261Maze Runner was also a big 10x success at the box office, slop or not.
White kids playing Link and Zelda, 0 sight of trannies and woketards btfo, and Donkey Kong Bananza smashing reviews. What a nice day to wake up as a nintenbro. Will be playing Super Metroid later.
>>715606954 (OP)>People bitching about Link not being twinkGood. Got an actor that looks like he rolls in grass
Eat shit faggots
>>715624435>made by SnoyMight as well be Netflix. 100% guarantee this shit will have ALL the cookiecutter DEI shit:
blacks everywhere for no real reason
interracial relationships shown very prominently for no real reason
womyn Hylian soldiers (many of them black, ofc)
girlboss Zelda who has to teach cucky wimp Link how to hold a sword
shoehorned LE RACISM IS LE BAD and/or IMMIGRANTS GOOD subtext to shit
at least one gay relationship shown very prominently
People don't realize just how much all the subverters who've infested the creative industries absolutely live for ruining stuff like LoZ. They basically get sexual pleasure from knowing they can apply the (((modern day values))) to something that's been beloved by many for decades and that has been historically free of DEI shit.
>>715613851mouseguard has a pretty good /tg/ tabletop game.
>>715624462>we wanted costumes that looked like the'd fall off if she sneezedKEK
>>715624462rare case where the final product looks better than the concept art
>>715613851man, that continues to be a tragedy an another ((Disney)) L.
MouseGuard is a great setting in general and clearly would have made a great movie in that exact style. I guess you couldn't easily make mice black and gay, so disney just had to can it