Zelda film - /v/ (#715606954) [Archived: 238 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:39:48 PM No.715606954
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This is Miyamoto. I am pleased to announce that for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda, Zelda will be played by Bo Bragason-san, and Link by Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san. I am very much looking forward to seeing both of them on the big screen.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:40:59 PM No.715607013
>>715606954 (OP)
based nintendo fan
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:42:10 PM No.715607061
>>715606954 (OP)
https://x.com/Nintendo/status/1945431647530491955
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:44:58 PM No.715607183
>>715606954 (OP)
>Both white with blue eyes
MAGAmoto
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:45:20 PM No.715607198
>>715606954 (OP)
They're young and good looking. Nice.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:46:04 PM No.715607225
>>715606954 (OP)
I still hope they'll decide to cancel it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:47:04 PM No.715607264
>>715606954 (OP)
wait... they're white?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:47:43 PM No.715607291
>16 years old Link

Its an OoT movie
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:49:10 PM No.715607354
>>715606954 (OP)
HUNTERSISTERS WE LOST
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:49:28 PM No.715607364
>>715607198
ayo?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:49:38 PM No.715607371
>>715607291
>16yo boy with 21 year old Zelda
Onee-san...
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:50:13 PM No.715607404
>>715606954 (OP)
not too shabby. could have been a tranny and a black man if they were chosen by americans.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:50:25 PM No.715607410
>>715606954 (OP)
Thank you Mr Miyamoto
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:50:28 PM No.715607413
This movie's gonna suck hard won't it
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:50:44 PM No.715607423
>>715606954 (OP)
whiteGODS won
damn she's a cutie
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:50:52 PM No.715607428
>>715606954 (OP)
>Zelda is 5 years older than Link
Uhhhhhhhhhh
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:51:29 PM No.715607456
>>715607413
It's being made by Sony, what do you think.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:52:45 PM No.715607508
>>715607413
it's made by Sony kek
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:52:50 PM No.715607509
>>715607413
100%
They could've at least got a competent Zelda with Schafer
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:53:00 PM No.715607517
I dont know how to shir on nintendo with this, they're not troons, they're white with blue eyes and they look competent, help bros
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:53:53 PM No.715607561
>>715607428
>>715607371
As it should be.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:53:56 PM No.715607563
>>715606954 (OP)
I thought link was blonde?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:54:33 PM No.715607596
>>715607428
>older girl x younger boy
cute
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:55:09 PM No.715607626
>>715606954 (OP)
Dude looks funky and not like Link at all.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:55:33 PM No.715607639
>>715607563
hair dye and wigs exist
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:56:34 PM No.715607684
>>715607509
I think you're confused, zelda is the princess, you're thinking of link who is the hero
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:56:34 PM No.715607685
>>715606954 (OP)
Can I fap to her already?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:56:43 PM No.715607694
>>715607413
Absolutely guaranteed. And people will still flock to go see it regardless of how much it sucks. We live in a post quality timeline, all that matters are marketing and brands.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:58:12 PM No.715607751
>>715607694
People have lower standards for animation anon
if this one is mediocre this would be their biggest cinematic flop yet
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:58:16 PM No.715607761
>>715606954 (OP)
>Bo Bragason
Bo is a girl name now?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:58:41 PM No.715607780
>>715607509
Schafer is too old, too tall, and doesn't look the part for what they're trying to go for.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:59:17 PM No.715607807
Ganon is more important. He's the one that will Carry the movie.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:59:42 PM No.715607830
bo peep
bo peep
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>>715607761
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:00:27 PM No.715607870
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It was meant to be her though...
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:01:25 PM No.715607910
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>>715606954 (OP)
Pretty solid honestly. They picked a bit of a rough photo for the guy playing link. Also he's 16 which is kind of crazy.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:01:45 PM No.715607918
>>715607761
Bo is an old ass girl name like Gertrude or Mildred
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:01:55 PM No.715607925
>>715607807
miyamoto will get chris pratt to play him (he's so cool)
>I remember back in the day slashing... moblins
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:02:24 PM No.715607938
>>715606954 (OP)
Does she have nudes?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:02:44 PM No.715607957
Face too wide, Link should look androgynous
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:03:09 PM No.715607969
>>715607413
Yeah, and it's going to make a lot of money. They probably would've made more money if they did the safe bet of it being animated and adapting one of the Zelda games into a film. Should be easy to do, just remove the dungeon elements, maybe repurpose some of the bosses for certain scenes but still keep the core story of the games intact. Though, If I were being honest, I'd prefer an actual new animated series so could include the dungeons and the huge cast of side characters they could expand on. Probably won't happen in my lifetime like a Kingdom Hearts animated series.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:03:22 PM No.715607980
>>715607925
Still an infinitely less gay pick than Jack Black or Seth Rogan.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:03:35 PM No.715607991
>>715607910
Head like a fucking orange. Let me guess, he's a bongoloid
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:03:45 PM No.715607998
>>715606954 (OP)
What are some of their previous roles? I will not google
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:00 PM No.715608008
>>715607910
Bella Ramsey-esque
He's gonna get recast when they make films about Adult Link
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:01 PM No.715608009
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:07 PM No.715608014
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>>715607870
>her
You can clearly see the shape of his skull from any side angle, ban makeup.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:20 PM No.715608030
>>715607761
>little bo peep
>not a girl
Anon?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:23 PM No.715608032
>>715607413
Everyone that is over 25 and still uses this board will probably think so, yes.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:30 PM No.715608041
>>715607910
total baby face
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:05:02 PM No.715608071
>>715608008
The guy was the voice of pinnochio in shrek
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:05:23 PM No.715608087
>>715608008
>when they make films about Adult Link
Glad to see 4chan has already found a cope they can run with.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:05:33 PM No.715608093
>>715607980
agreed
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:06:19 PM No.715608132
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>>715606954 (OP)
IT WAS HER TIME
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:06:45 PM No.715608154
twink
twink
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>>715607910
I'm with it
>>715608041
Yeah bro I think that's why they cast him as the most famous twink in vidja
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:07:05 PM No.715608174
Wouldn't Zelda work better as a cartoon? It's too dumb for a live action, there's no lore and no world, just a few cartoon characters and cartoon monsters
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:07:49 PM No.715608217
>>715606954 (OP)
false
black Zelda and trans brown Link should be canon
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:08:43 PM No.715608250
>>715608174
Illumination was fine in the Mario Movie dunno why they opted for live action for this one
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:10:36 PM No.715608352
>>715608154
well yeah, they definitely picked him since he has that cute part of link to him
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:11:03 PM No.715608379
i think his jaw is too strong for link but otherwise bretty good, nice that he looks so young
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:11:10 PM No.715608384
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>>715607413
I think it could be pretty kino if they went with a style similar to The Princess Bride, really like that movie.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:11:13 PM No.715608387
>>715606954 (OP)
hardest L ever but not surprised coming from the greedy bastard who ruined this once soulful company
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:11:32 PM No.715608406
>>715608174
Fantasy/medieval animated movies tend to not go well in Hollywood's history. Live action will bring way more public.
Zelda should totally get a Japanese anime though.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:12:42 PM No.715608453
>>715608174
I'd prefer an animated film too
especially after seeing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqTW13AYniY
a zelda anime film would be amazing, I get why they did live action though, broader appeal
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:12:46 PM No.715608458
>>715606954 (OP)
Link is slightly built but with a strong determined gaze.
Zelds looks gentle but brave, and slightly haunted.
Good casting
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:12:53 PM No.715608460
Problem arent actors, but the director of Maze Runner and writer of Morbius. The whole project is destined to be garbage
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:13:21 PM No.715608481
>>715606954 (OP)
I already can't stand that tom holland lookalike faggot
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:13:30 PM No.715608494
>>715607413
It's literally made by a guy who made Maze Runner. It's impossible for it to be good
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:13:53 PM No.715608502
>>715608460
>Morbius writer
Damn this movie was DOA on the get go
They're gonna fucking jam this movie with pop music up the wazoo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:13:59 PM No.715608504
>>715608460
>writer of Morbius.
IT'S GONNA GROSS ZELDILLION DOLLARS HYAAAH
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:14:03 PM No.715608505
>>715606954 (OP)
What happened to that tranny people were talking about
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:14:56 PM No.715608554
movie is going to suck but at least it's not Tom Holland and Hunter Schafer
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:15:00 PM No.715608558
>>715608481
doesn't look anything like tom holland other than being a young white man
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:15:16 PM No.715608571
>>715607563
Not the one from the original game.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:15:16 PM No.715608572
Why everything must be live action nowadays, they're all shit, just look at Disney
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:15:39 PM No.715608594
>>715608460
so you're telling me... zelda sweep?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:15:44 PM No.715608601
>>715608460
>writer of Morbius
LMAO
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:16:00 PM No.715608615
>>715608460
That guy is honestly a pretty solid director. But yeah it's the writers I'm worried about.
One of them wrote the maze runner movies and the other one wrote the Jurassic World movies.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:16:13 PM No.715608629
>>715608504
*rupees
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:16:13 PM No.715608631
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>>715607563
>I thought link was blonde
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:16:18 PM No.715608634
>go on xitter
>half the comments relieved by the casting while the other half is seething its not the troon and melting down at anyone glad it wasnt the troon

LMAOOO the troons are going wild on twitter rn
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:16:32 PM No.715608642
>>715608505
A good amount of the parents that buy their children nintendo are conservative (or not insane progressives) and putting a tranny in the zelda movie would be a bit to obvious.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:16:50 PM No.715608651
live action
live action
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>>715608572
Should've made a nintendo cinematic universe with the mario bros
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:17:00 PM No.715608661
>>715608460
Since Miyamoto is on board, I think it will be like the Mario movie: even if it's weak, it will still be faithful.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:17:45 PM No.715608690
>>715608634
LOL that's so funny fr! I love talking about twitter! And I love talking about trannies! You should get ahead of the game and start posting screenshots xD
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:18:00 PM No.715608705
>>715608505
It was a hoax.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:18:21 PM No.715608717
>>715608460
>writer of Morbius
Miyamoto will live with this guy so he can't change a comma from his stuff. It'll still suck though
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:18:23 PM No.715608720
16 year old and 21 year old???
is this legal in bongaland???
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:18:56 PM No.715608736
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>>715606954 (OP)
no idea if they can act but they look the part
nice choice
also lmaoing at the people that convinced themselves it was gonna be the tranny
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:19:25 PM No.715608758
>>715608460
The writer didnt write Morbius are yoy nuts? Both Zelda writers wrote films like maze runner and jurassic world
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:19:26 PM No.715608761
>>715608634
pretty funny, fags seething that their troon lost
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:19:32 PM No.715608764
>>715608720
It's legal in most civilized places worldwide. But they're not a couple anyway.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:19:43 PM No.715608778
>>715606954 (OP)
>brown hair Link
Dobson WON
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:19:54 PM No.715608786
>>715607751
I can see where you're coming from but the minecraft movie happened. It was absolute dogshit and it made absolute bank.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:20:03 PM No.715608798
>>715607563
Dobson is celebrating somewhere.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:20:47 PM No.715608830
>>715608758
/v/tards have no idea what the difference is between a writer and a director lel
they still fall for shit like "FROM THE PRODUCER OF THE MATRIX"
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:20:58 PM No.715608846
>>715607910
He looks weird. His face is way too soft and kind of downie.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:21:33 PM No.715608875
1200px-Ganondorf_SSBU
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Cast him.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:21:59 PM No.715608892
>>715608786
The Minecraft Movie was carried by Jack Black hamming it up
I doubt these kids are up to the task of hamming it up to make it an ironic masterpiece like Minecraft
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:22:07 PM No.715608898
>>715608846
okay retard
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:22:12 PM No.715608905
>>715606954 (OP)
OH NO TRANNY BROS I THOUGHT HUNTER WAS A LOCK
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:22:22 PM No.715608912
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>>715608875
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:22:28 PM No.715608915
Extremely faithful casting. Thatโ€™s good.

I was genuinely scared it was going to be like TLOU.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:22:32 PM No.715608919
>>715607694
Retard.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:22:38 PM No.715608927
>>715608758
I heard that the director was the Maze Runner one while the writer was Morbius one, still, it doesn't change the fact that it will be trash
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:23:04 PM No.715608941
>>715606954 (OP)
Movie is guaranteed to be dogshit and /v/tards being eternal contrarians and Nintendo slaves will slurp it up and praise it for the next decade "as a meme".
The real question is what kind of garbage they'll go for: self-referential and silly ala Monecraft? Gritty "serious" version that completely misses the point? One of those bizarre adaptations that has almost nothing to do with the source material? Epic adventure that over relies on CGI and effects while failing to deliver on acting and set quality? I'm curious about how they're gonna fuck up something as simple as Zelda.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:23:15 PM No.715608950
>>715608875
Seth Rogan
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:23:15 PM No.715608951
>>715608720
1) It's legal in every relevant territory
2) They are not a couple
3) Just because the actor is 16 doesn't mean the character is 16
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:23:35 PM No.715608969
>>715608875
Jason Momoa.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:23:52 PM No.715608980
>>715607761
It always was you dumb zoomer. ever heard of bo derek?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:23:59 PM No.715608987
She's a bong, I wanna hear her voice, someone find a clip.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:24:25 PM No.715609010
>>715608875
Jack Black
>I am.... Ganondorf
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:24:33 PM No.715609015
>>715608951
>They are not a couple
They should be.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:24:52 PM No.715609024
>>715608941
>The real question is what kind of garbage they'll go for: self-referential and silly ala Monecraft?
No, retard. This movie is made by the guy who made Maze Runner so it's literally going to be shit for little girls
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:24:54 PM No.715609026
>>715608927
>it doesn't change the fact that it will be trash
yes anon we are well aware that you never would have been happy with this
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:25:03 PM No.715609037
Zelda Age Gap
Zelda Age Gap
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>>715606954 (OP)
Errm oof. Yikes my dude
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:25:06 PM No.715609041
djimon
djimon
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>>715608875
Digimon is the only black actor I like
Though hopefully they cast someone who is relatively unknown like they have Link or Zelda
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:25:26 PM No.715609060
>>715608980
Yeah, from Jojo's Bizarre adventure
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:25:49 PM No.715609080
>>715608875
Harrison Ford
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:25:51 PM No.715609082
>>715608912
Unironically good pick
I fucking love movie Knuckles
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:25:59 PM No.715609090
>>715609015
He's going to be 18 when the movie comes out. It's not like they are going to have Link and Zelda fucking kiss in the first movie (or ever)
Replies: >>715609138 >>715609206
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:26:03 PM No.715609091
>>715607761
Braga means pantsu in spanish. Hehe.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:26:26 PM No.715609107
>>715608927
No morbius writer or director is involved with Zelda. But Avi Arad is producing and he produced Morbius so thats why you knew of something Morbius, I doubt he will have any big role on the production other thsn getting a paycheck.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:26:36 PM No.715609114
>>715608505
It was never anything more than trannies on the internet trying to will something into existence
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:26:52 PM No.715609129
>>715609010
Jack Black is already Bowser anon
No double dipping on characters just in case they make a Smash movie
Replies: >>715609187
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:27:03 PM No.715609138
>>715609090
yeah if this really is a BOTW adaption then Mipha will be his love interest and he'll only move on to Zelda after she's died
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:27:16 PM No.715609143
>>715608875
They kinda need a big name actor for him, but I don't know any.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:27:39 PM No.715609159
1712436277728484
1712436277728484
md5: 384660345171853a6c0533d5dc8a5263๐Ÿ”
>>715609037
>Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
Replies: >>715610443 >>715610773
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:28:16 PM No.715609187
>>715609129
>just in case they make a Smash movie
they aren't, that doesn't even make sense and mario's animated whilst zelda's live action
Replies: >>715609259
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:28:16 PM No.715609189
>>715609037
They're not gonna be a couple in the movie, even if they'll still be shipped by certain fans.
Replies: >>715610773
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:28:17 PM No.715609190
>>715608927
>I heard that
thanks
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:28:40 PM No.715609206
>>715609090
Yeah but they should.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:29:17 PM No.715609234
>>715606954 (OP)
I hope they have good chemistry.
Not necessarily in a romantic way.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:29:42 PM No.715609259
Coyote_vs._Acme_frame_from_Eric_Bauza
Coyote_vs._Acme_frame_from_Eric_Bauza
md5: e20140d0624bd14253885c158c5b389c๐Ÿ”
>>715609187
Have some imagination faggot
Replies: >>715609552 >>715610672
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:29:58 PM No.715609275
london-uk-26th-mar-2024-bo-bragason-attends-the-renegade-nell-world-premiere-at-everyman-borough-yards-in-london-bridge-london-photo-by-cat-morleysopa-imagessipa-usa-credit-sipa-usaalamy-live-news-2WX0RHG
Ok, I approve.
Replies: >>715609325 >>715609327 >>715609486 >>715609769 >>715609809
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:30:08 PM No.715609289
Isha
Isha
md5: bbc3dec6c5b87767cae1b1a1d41b9206๐Ÿ”
>>715608875
>>715609041
>Fictional race inspired by Middle Eastern/Indian/Gypsy culture should be played by a nig
Every American mutt must be strangled in the cradle. They are the only people who do this
Replies: >>715609352 >>715609398 >>715612487
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:30:39 PM No.715609310
>>715608875
Where will they even find someone with green skin?
Replies: >>715609358
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:30:39 PM No.715609312
>>715606954 (OP)
(((Benjamin)))
Replies: >>715609430
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:30:47 PM No.715609321
1739824362223066
1739824362223066
md5: f1b912bd581eaecbb7a0e5a431ba11d9๐Ÿ”
>>715609037
my generation had Eva Green, its time for the boys of today to get theirs
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:30:49 PM No.715609325
>>715609275
>boy face
I don't
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:30:50 PM No.715609327
>>715609275
oh, this is going to be one of those step-on-me-princess dynamics
very well
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:31:25 PM No.715609352
>>715609289
Nigga the character is fucking green get over yourself.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:31:32 PM No.715609358
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md5: 613a2bcf655d0af97c7546fb95496a80๐Ÿ”
>>715609310
India
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:31:57 PM No.715609373
1752665511918
1752665511918
md5: 419129bd17f1160097c86df9e7aea61e๐Ÿ”
#notmylink
Replies: >>715610158
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:32:11 PM No.715609381
Zelda actress is gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIGg_Oltu2c
Replies: >>715609435 >>715609519 >>715609571 >>715609648 >>715609660
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:32:31 PM No.715609398
rrr-review-250322-1
rrr-review-250322-1
md5: f6ced133962274498af80f692516f21b๐Ÿ”
>>715609289
If we use your logic, we are getting one of these guys as Ganondorf.
Replies: >>715609448 >>715611382
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:33:10 PM No.715609430
>>715609312
Dude most common names in the west are Jewish names because of Christianity.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:33:19 PM No.715609435
>>715609381
I mean, isn't this just acting?
Doesn't matter anyway.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:33:34 PM No.715609448
>>715609398
>SAAAARRR DO NOT REDEEM THE TRIFORCE SAAAARRR
>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO NOOO NOOOO
>WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?
Replies: >>715611382
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:34:21 PM No.715609486
>>715609275
Benjamin, be strong.
Replies: >>715609882
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:34:41 PM No.715609502
Ganon will be CGI with Akwafina's voice
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:34:57 PM No.715609519
>>715609381
What a bizarre thing to post.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:35:02 PM No.715609521
CELLstation 5
CELLstation 5
md5: 9e5e08faa06189a563092cc72fd52ff0๐Ÿ”
>>715606954 (OP)
>made by Sony
I thought Nintendo hated Sony.
Replies: >>715609583 >>715609597 >>715609664 >>715609693 >>715609798 >>715609873 >>715611048 >>715611462
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:35:24 PM No.715609546
It's not written by Morbius writer btw. It's written by the writer of awful Jurassic World movies
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:35:27 PM No.715609547
>>715606954 (OP)
Why does Zelda look like a trashy whore?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:35:32 PM No.715609552
>>715609259
I'm not gonna waste my time imaging something that will never exist because the film rights for these characters are spread across a bunch of different studios
Replies: >>715609628
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:35:56 PM No.715609571
>>715609381
God Hollywood movies are so degenerate well if she kisses a boy in the end its whatever because guys like threesomes, right?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:36:07 PM No.715609583
>>715609521
I know you can't get your head out of this stupid console war mentality, but these companies are all trying make money, they can work together.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:36:09 PM No.715609584
>>715608494
Jesus christ...
I actually enjoyed the first two maze runners. It went to shit when the "real world" entered the picture. It's impossible for YA novels to have satisfying answers to whatever mystery holds the plot together.
Replies: >>715609657
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:36:25 PM No.715609597
>>715609521
It's not made by Sony, retard. It's made by Columbia pictures with Sony distributing
Replies: >>715609721 >>715609794
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:36:25 PM No.715609598
>>715606954 (OP)
where's the blonde hair
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:36:47 PM No.715609628
>>715609552
Never say never. Who Framed Roger Rabbit exists, though by any metric it shouldn't.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:36:48 PM No.715609632
>>715606954 (OP)
She looks like some random 7/10, not a princess. He looks kinda retarded
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:37:10 PM No.715609648
>>715609381
I'm confused, this isn't Japanese but it looks so much like my Japanese yuri high school animes.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:37:16 PM No.715609657
>>715609584
Not to mention the the 2nd and 3rd Maze Runner books are complete fucking garbage anyway. Especially the 3rd one jesus christ.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:37:22 PM No.715609660
>>715609381
Lezda
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:37:26 PM No.715609664
>>715609521
SIE hates Nintendo, Nintendo doesn't really care either way and SIE isn't Sony Pictures.
I mean, most of the time when Nintendo releases osts it's with Sony as a publisher. That's why it was Sony's name on those Xenoblade X takedowns a few years back.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:37:44 PM No.715609678
>>715606954 (OP)
Why the fuck is it live action? I'm not even a weeb and Zelda is literally perfect for a high budget anime movie.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:38:04 PM No.715609693
>>715609521
A Nintendo division worked on both Death Stranding mocap
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:38:18 PM No.715609710
>>715608875
I hope they go with a black actor for Ganondorf over an arab one, arabs are cringe and don't have gravitas.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:38:29 PM No.715609719
>>715608460
Wes Bos is a good director and actually gives a shit, especially where graphics and art style is concerned, look up any of his interviews, Kingdom of Apes was solid
Replies: >>715609796 >>715613416
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:38:30 PM No.715609721
Screenshot_20250716-123807
Screenshot_20250716-123807
md5: 49f7df16bce08f89febef0489c172038๐Ÿ”
>>715609597
Anon, Columbia is owned by Sony.
Replies: >>715609989
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:38:53 PM No.715609745
Faithful casting. Thatโ€™s good.

I was genuinely scared it was going to be like TLOU.
Replies: >>715609808
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:39:17 PM No.715609769
>>715609275
Benjamin you lucky dog
Replies: >>715609882
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:39:22 PM No.715609773
Tranny chasers lost.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:39:40 PM No.715609790
>>715607371
god i wish that were me
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:39:42 PM No.715609794
>>715609597
But......Sony owns Columbia.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:39:45 PM No.715609796
>>715609719
>Wes Bos is a good director
All of his movies are 0/10 goyslop for little girls tho
Replies: >>715609829 >>715609875
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:39:49 PM No.715609798
>>715609521
>I thought Nintendo hated Sony.
they don't, and they love money, and they're making a whole lot of money off this deal
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:39:49 PM No.715609801
tendies on suicide watch
Replies: >>715609843 >>715609859 >>715609893 >>715609930
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:39:51 PM No.715609808
>>715609745
I'm sure Pedro Pascal could still be cast as Ganondorf.
Replies: >>715611057
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:39:52 PM No.715609809
>>715609275
imagine how happy the dude is
Replies: >>715609882
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:40:22 PM No.715609829
>>715609796
is this supposed to make you seem less retarded?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:40:40 PM No.715609841
legend-of-zelda-a-link-to-the-past-9781421575414.in02
They should adapt the Nintendo Power comic.
Obviously that's not happening. But it's what they should have done.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:40:44 PM No.715609843
>>715609801
wait why
Replies: >>715609994
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:40:57 PM No.715609854
oh beautiful thank god for the japanese. you know she would be some dysgenic mutt if this was in the hands of the jews
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:41:00 PM No.715609859
>>715609801
Your favorite tranny isn't in the movie, snoy. You lost.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:41:05 PM No.715609862
>>715607509
Zelda is a girl
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:41:14 PM No.715609873
>>715609521
Nips before trannies.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:41:16 PM No.715609875
>>715609796
lmao have you ever met a Zelda fan? He's perfect, before BOTW no one gave a shit about this franchise except fujos
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:41:22 PM No.715609882
>>715609809
>>715609769
>>715609486
If Miyamoto gets a veto, there's not even going to be any handholding. Just platonic Knight/Princess dynamic.
Replies: >>715609980 >>715610165 >>715610704 >>715610832
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:41:26 PM No.715609885
>Sony Pic is publishing it
if it doesn't make 1b it's a flop (to them) they're the Square Enix of movies
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:41:33 PM No.715609893
>>715609801
no one is mad about this though?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:42:10 PM No.715609927
>>715608875
any jew
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:42:17 PM No.715609930
>>715609801
The casting is good but director/writer are awful so the movie is 0/10 confirmed
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:43:08 PM No.715609972
>>715607910
Reminds me a bit of the guy who played frodo in lotr
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:43:09 PM No.715609975
IMG_2600
IMG_2600
md5: 644b9a88bd66c489465a976b0a124b4e๐Ÿ”
>people are seething at hunter not being Zelda
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:43:11 PM No.715609976
>>715606954 (OP)
THE LEGEND OF EUROPA
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:43:19 PM No.715609980
>>715609882
That's why I'm saying he should be strong, the kid is 16, he's gonna get some feelings whether he wants them or not.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:43:33 PM No.715609989
>>715609721
Owned by Sony means dick

Sony subsidiaries compete with each other and even sue each other

Columbia is a much older company with way bigger roster of IPs and history
Replies: >>715610063 >>715610098 >>715610187 >>715612031
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:43:36 PM No.715609994
>>715609843
sony is making the movie
tendies will either be forced to give sony money or forced to not give nintendo money
this causes them to have a mental breakdown and commit suicide
Replies: >>715610070 >>715610167
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:44:06 PM No.715610019
>>715607371
I will now watch your movie
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:44:23 PM No.715610030
Don't worry, by the time the movie is out we'll be able to AI generate the version with Tom Holland and Hunter Schafer.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:45:08 PM No.715610063
>>715609989
>Columbia is a much older company with way bigger roster of IPs and history
And it's owned by Sony.
I wonder why you're so desperate to convince people that they aren't the same.
Replies: >>715610194
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:45:14 PM No.715610069
>>715606954 (OP)
why isn't link blonde?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:45:17 PM No.715610070
>>715609994
you really need to get this console war bullshit out of your head man
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:45:22 PM No.715610075
I canโ€™t believe he actually did what if zelda was a girl
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:45:41 PM No.715610095
licensed-image
licensed-image
md5: 18e944b99295a755d5f1801215165ef3๐Ÿ”
>>715608875
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:45:46 PM No.715610098
>>715609989
>Owned by Sony means dick
What are these mental gymnastics? Kek.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:46:08 PM No.715610117
>>715607413
Depends on who is making it
No one expected the sonic movies to be good, but they were mostly kino, especially 3
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:46:25 PM No.715610139
>>715607413
>nintendo movie made by sony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WHFTRArC44
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:46:38 PM No.715610158
>>715609373
but he's loyal to his people
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:46:44 PM No.715610165
>>715609882
You can't stop them from making out on set though
Superman and Batman learned it the hard way
Replies: >>715612191
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:46:44 PM No.715610167
>>715609994
What? Anon they don't care about this company bullshit.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:47:16 PM No.715610187
1722724553986642
1722724553986642
md5: 9bb3e2d1331afd22d55ada2adaa886df๐Ÿ”
>>715609989
>Owned by Sony means dick
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:47:17 PM No.715610189
>>715607910
He looks like the kid of the guy who played elrond in the rangs show
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:47:22 PM No.715610194
>>715610063
Sure. It has nothing to do with Playstation, though
Replies: >>715610257 >>715610764 >>715612101
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:47:34 PM No.715610206
>>715607291
Link is 17 in BOTW. It's definitely a BOTW film, otherwise we'd have child Link casting as well.
Replies: >>715610334 >>715610409 >>715610450
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:48:07 PM No.715610237
1743548257622780
1743548257622780
md5: 814d9baa0d7fd319841f9431cdb15c96๐Ÿ”
>>715607428
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:48:24 PM No.715610257
>>715610194
snoy
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:48:27 PM No.715610260
>>715608875
They're not going to go for anyone brown unless they want to be raped to death by the media, it's going to be someone white.
Replies: >>715610296
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:49:00 PM No.715610296
>>715610260
>it's going to be someone white.
Surely you can understand why that would be infinitely worse, right?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:49:09 PM No.715610306
why does a 21 year old look 40?
Replies: >>715610346 >>715610491
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:49:18 PM No.715610312
>>715606954 (OP)
>two literally whos after the Mario movie was filled with so many famous people the movie suffered from it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:49:30 PM No.715610321
>>715608634
Yeah its been funny, so many melties under any comment that says they're glad its actually a woman


Also lots of jeets posting this copypasta
"And i speak for everyone when i say that we support this choice and canโ€™t way to see her slay the screen as Zelda"
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:49:31 PM No.715610323
1710607275760960
1710607275760960
md5: 8e09acc1f42bc17a4a20f496eba3c81d๐Ÿ”
>>715608634
>modern age
>people relieved that they didnt race swap or gender swap characters
>"people" upset about this exact thing not happening
We live in a grim fucking world bros
Replies: >>715610432
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:49:42 PM No.715610332
I really want Idrisdorf.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:49:43 PM No.715610334
>>715607291
>>715610206
The story is definitely just going to be it's own thing. The only thing that will make it a BotW movie or not is if they have Link wearing blue instead of green lol.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:50:01 PM No.715610346
>>715610306
Girls mature faster than boys.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:50:24 PM No.715610364
God I fucking hate the show the dude actor is from, it's insanely cringey. Son of a Critch. He is not a good actor.
Replies: >>715610424
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:50:26 PM No.715610368
roman reigns
roman reigns
md5: 07e0f91ae1540367a493a4a53cab0237๐Ÿ”
>>715608875
Adrien Brody would be kino if he bulked up a bit.
But you'd probably need a pro wrestler or football player if you want him to look right
Replies: >>715612761
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:51:10 PM No.715610398
1721208428201163
1721208428201163
md5: a4948ce10f90fadeae0928af9fd25d08๐Ÿ”
>>715608460
>Sony Pictures
>writer of Morbius
>supervised by Miyamoto (who thought the Mario movie was great)
Replies: >>715610482 >>715610523
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:51:17 PM No.715610409
>>715610206
BotW is too "weird" for a movie. It's probably going to be its own thing, adapting elements from the original game and the most popular ones like OoT and yes, BotW. But it won't be about Link in a ruined world fighting Calamity Ganon.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:51:36 PM No.715610424
>>715610364
>God I fucking hate the show
shows aren't good anon
name 3 good shows made in the last 2 years
Replies: >>715610563
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:51:45 PM No.715610430
>>715608875
terry crews
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:51:46 PM No.715610431
>>715608690
Stay triggered
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:51:46 PM No.715610432
1738796926625115
1738796926625115
md5: 74e88995c37eba77e5d41f814085cbfe๐Ÿ”
>>715610323
man if they actually try to cast attractive actors and they include Urbosa or some other Gerudo in the script...
Replies: >>715610632
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:51:59 PM No.715610443
Age of Consent in the world
Age of Consent in the world
md5: 487be852a32df1b7409bcd75ca900954๐Ÿ”
>>715608720
>>715608764
>>715608951
>>715609037
>>715609159
Replies: >>715610773 >>715611148 >>715615756 >>715621373
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:52:04 PM No.715610450
>>715610206
BotW shouldn't be done as a first movie, let people know who Ganondorf is before doing a mindless Ganon iteration. They could do the TotK backstory for that but they won't because it's a Ganondorf who didn't fight Link.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:52:36 PM No.715610482
>>715610398
It's not written by the Morbius writer
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:52:44 PM No.715610491
>>715610306
Your troon LOST
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:53:19 PM No.715610523
>>715610398
You were NEVER EVER going to be happy with this.
Replies: >>715610586
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:54:07 PM No.715610563
>>715610424
Severance. Twisted Metal. Day of the Jackal.
Replies: >>715610816
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:54:13 PM No.715610571
>>715606954 (OP)
Keep /tv/ slop in /tv/ this board is for games.
Replies: >>715610621 >>715610903
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:54:14 PM No.715610572
>these are the real castings
welp im not seeing it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:54:21 PM No.715610581
>>715606954 (OP)
Live action is a mistake. All Nintendo character movies should be 3D animated in order to have a Smash Bros movie as the finale
Replies: >>715610695
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:54:25 PM No.715610586
>>715610523
Correct but I'm going to complain about it anyway
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:54:42 PM No.715610603
b8(2)
b8(2)
md5: b8ba04bc2477025adf085cab80876977๐Ÿ”
>>715607509
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:54:58 PM No.715610612
Just keep Aonuma away from this
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:55:02 PM No.715610618
Cartoony Zelda
Cartoony Zelda
md5: be6c7b901735c5b7057435b0725aaac4๐Ÿ”
I still think it should've been animated.
Replies: >>715610912 >>715621935
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:55:05 PM No.715610621
>>715610571
>this board is for games
kek
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:55:17 PM No.715610632
>>715610432
Impa will be played by a japanese actress in a silver wig
Replies: >>715610807
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
7/16/2025, 1:55:57 PM No.715610667
Well, they look right.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:56:03 PM No.715610672
>>715609259
Have some common sense retard.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:56:30 PM No.715610695
>>715610581
Literally just saw this vetbatim on twitter
^this guy is a paid jeet
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:56:35 PM No.715610703
There's definitely going to be a crossdressing scene, isn't it?
Replies: >>715610731
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:56:37 PM No.715610704
>>715609882
The last game literally had her being revived by his loving embrace, in her own words, because he's the only one who knows her and is therefore able to use recall to bring her back when rauru and sonia show up. autistic people that hate normal straight relationships should be strung up and lynched I swear.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:57:04 PM No.715610731
>>715610703
I wish, but last I checked, Hollywood is phasing those out.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:57:41 PM No.715610764
>>715610194
Oh okay you're just turbo autistic nvm
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:57:49 PM No.715610773
Luke and girlfriend
Luke and girlfriend
md5: 7525aed7755e4d5d4117790acf846475๐Ÿ”
>>715608720
>>715609037
>>715609189
>>715609159
>>715610443
Replies: >>715611701 >>715613773 >>715614674 >>715618035
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:58:39 PM No.715610807
>>715610632
if its an actual woman, I'll take it
actually I'd be ok with old Impa too, old japanese women can be adorable
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:58:46 PM No.715610816
>>715610563
holy kek
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:58:49 PM No.715610818
Will this movie surpass Sonic 3 as the highest rated video game movie?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:59:02 PM No.715610832
1747538424812632
1747538424812632
md5: 05816213ea59ebfcd0fae7641c588ba0๐Ÿ”
>>715609882
If Miyamoto gets a say he's going to give him fish pussy instead
Replies: >>715614571
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:59:09 PM No.715610839
>>715608132
But thatโ€™s a man though???
Replies: >>715616746
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:00:04 PM No.715610883
>>715606954 (OP)
Sorry but Benjamin Evan Ainsworth is not good looking enough to play an elf like Link. Video game Link looks like a femboy twink elf, which is why he is so successful at being a crossdresser so Nintendo should have looked for a Hollywood actor from twink regions like the Belgium, Netherlands, and Switzerland
Replies: >>715610932 >>715611460
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:00:20 PM No.715610903
>>715610571
/tv/ owns this site
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:00:24 PM No.715610905
Are they brits?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:00:31 PM No.715610912
>>715610618
It's mind boggling how there hasn't been a Zelda anime yet
They could literally make as many as they want with varying styles and stories. It's literally a perfect translation
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:00:56 PM No.715610932
>>715610883
Benjamin looks twinkish enough I think.
Replies: >>715611082 >>715611094
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:00:58 PM No.715610935
>>715609010
CUCCO JOOOOCKEEEEEY
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:01:02 PM No.715610938
>>715606954 (OP)
A twink was needed. They delivered. Action scenes will either be funny or suck altogether, though.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:01:27 PM No.715610961
>>715606954 (OP)
HOLY SEXO!
Replies: >>715610993
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:01:57 PM No.715610993
>>715610961
HE'S 16
Replies: >>715611072 >>715611080 >>715611540
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:02:38 PM No.715611030
troons lost
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:02:55 PM No.715611048
Rots
Rots
md5: 4e59277ba692aaef12f804605fa24185๐Ÿ”
>>715609521
>/v/ actually thinks their own made up rivalries from terminally online shitposting applies to the real world
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:03:02 PM No.715611057
>>715609808
Could be actually good.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:03:23 PM No.715611072
>>715610993
he means the bitch
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:03:31 PM No.715611080
>>715610993
>HE'S [legal age of consent in literally every normal territory]
Replies: >>715616593
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:03:31 PM No.715611081
She's pretty, I wish I had a gf.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:03:35 PM No.715611082
>>715610932
not with that jawline
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:03:43 PM No.715611094
>>715610932
If Nintendo simply hired a naturally blonde boy to play Link, they wouldn't need to spend any money on blonde wigs.
Replies: >>715611131 >>715611212 >>715611274
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:04:11 PM No.715611125
>Benjamin was born in Nottingham
>Link's green tunic and bowmanship are inspired by Robin Hood
Neat.
Replies: >>715611237
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:04:12 PM No.715611126
>>715607685
She's 21, so yes.
Replies: >>715611268
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:04:18 PM No.715611131
>>715611094
Link's been a brunette before, it'll be fine.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:04:37 PM No.715611148
>>715610443
age of consent doesn't work like you think it does. It's a common mistake rapists make before they get caught and sent in a trial they literally refuse to understand
Replies: >>715611172 >>715611238 >>715615756 >>715616119
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:05:12 PM No.715611172
>>715611148
How does it work in your mind?
Replies: >>715615756
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:05:49 PM No.715611205
the stone
the stone
md5: 8d34539ba33e47b487388cecefa20563๐Ÿ”
>>715608875
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
>B-BUT I THINK TAKING OVER THE KINGDOM IS WR-
>-IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK
>NOW TAKE YOUR LUIGI LOOKING JABRONI FRIEND AND GO BACK TO WHATEVER HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF BEFORE I LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON BOTH OF YOUR CANDY ASSES
>*entrance theme starts playing*
i would unironically watch
Replies: >>715611260 >>715611316 >>715611596 >>715612585 >>715616181
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:05:56 PM No.715611212
>>715611094
>they wouldn't need to spend any money on blonde wigs.
insignificant cost in the grand scheme of things
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:06:21 PM No.715611237
>>715611125
Ten bucks says we WILL get the green tunic pretty quickly but the hat won't come until later in the movie.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:06:22 PM No.715611238
>>715611148
Rape and age of consent have nothing to do with each other
Replies: >>715615849
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:06:51 PM No.715611260
>>715611205
I wish The Rock was half as kino in his movies as he was in wrestling.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:07:02 PM No.715611268
>>715611126
I already done it and would have done it anyway even if she was younger, but thanks.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:07:09 PM No.715611274
1726961342831535
1726961342831535
md5: 31cf27f0c5f81cebde030e1d6b3bed46๐Ÿ”
>>715611094
Dark haired Link looks better anyway
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:07:17 PM No.715611282
>>715607761
It always was you dumb zoomer. ever heard of Bo Jackson?
Replies: >>715611324
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:07:44 PM No.715611316
>>715611205
The hierarchy of power in the land of Hyrule is about to change.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:07:52 PM No.715611324
>>715611282
>Bo
>Jack
>son
The manliest name in existence.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:09:03 PM No.715611382
D6inW56UYAAsTzC
D6inW56UYAAsTzC
md5: 93de23851ac543b1f96dfa353bd398db๐Ÿ”
>>715609398
>>715609448
I was thinking someone like the the guy who played live action Jafar. Imagine instead of sharp Gerudo noses they had wide chimpanzee honkers lol
Replies: >>715611734 >>715612347
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:09:30 PM No.715611408
>>715608572
>just look at Disney
Their animated movies are worse now.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:10:29 PM No.715611460
Bjorn Andresen
Bjorn Andresen
md5: 557ffad9469ebc6f942ed4e282c8035c๐Ÿ”
>>715606954 (OP)
>>715610883
Riyoko Ikeda, the creator of Rose of Versailles, personally confirmed that Bjorn Andresen was the model for Lady Oscar in "The Most Beautiful Boy In The World" 2021 Documentary. Basically, Bjorn Andresen is the main reason why blonde males are so popular in anime, manga, and video games in Japan. Nintendo really should have hired a Swedish teenager like Bjorn to play Link instead of a British teenager like Benjamin.

>Bjorn Johan Andresen (born 26 January 1955) is a Swedish actor and musician. He is best known for playing the 14-year-old Tadzio in Luchino Visconti's 1971 film adaptation of the 1912 Thomas Mann novella Death in Venice.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bj%C3%B6rn_Andr%C3%A9sen

Bjorn and Manga Artists in Japan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF86cIBzM8Y
Replies: >>715611550 >>715611986 >>715612179
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:10:31 PM No.715611462
>>715609521
>he thinks corpos hate each other
You stupid gonk.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:11:55 PM No.715611540
>>715610993
right now he is, the movie comes out in two (2) years, so he'll be 18
Replies: >>715611602
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:12:04 PM No.715611550
1735239410054503
1735239410054503
md5: 7560b941c497abe77f0466f62d8405a7๐Ÿ”
>>715611460
Jesus, why wasn't he more famous around the world with a face like that?
Replies: >>715611634 >>715611757 >>715619302
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:12:50 PM No.715611596
>>715611205
>candyasses
Was this roodiepoo a channer all along?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:12:54 PM No.715611602
>>715611540
I wonder if he and Bo will... you know...
Replies: >>715611701
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:13:34 PM No.715611634
>>715611550
some ojisan goosh goosh'd him and kept him for himself
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:14:46 PM No.715611701
>>715611602
Yes, it's common in UK >>715610773
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:15:11 PM No.715611734
>>715611382
looks too much like a homo, that works for jafar but not for ganondorf
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:15:36 PM No.715611757
>>715611550
He got homo raped + twink death hit him like a train
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:16:15 PM No.715611802
>>715608875
Hunter Schaefer
He has the nose, and it would be incredibly fitting for a troon to portray the Great King of Evil because troons are naturally evil creatures.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:16:45 PM No.715611828
Troons lost
Ugly Link tho
Replies: >>715612010
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:19:11 PM No.715611986
>>715611460
>Swedish teenager
but link isnt a brown raghead
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:19:38 PM No.715612010
MV5BMGEwMTE2ZjUtOGI1Yy00YzllLTlkMjQtZGY2Y2VkMzkxZDhiXkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_
>>715611828
>Ugly Link tho
It's just a bad photo. He isn't some hunk or twink or whatever, but he looks fine. He was great in Bly Manor. Film's still gonna be trash either way.
Replies: >>715612253 >>715612325 >>715622618
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:19:54 PM No.715612031
Screenshot-2023-09-26-at-3.27.06-PM
Screenshot-2023-09-26-at-3.27.06-PM
md5: 2c1efb4d56f0b807fd8dcfcacf5ed383๐Ÿ”
>>715609989
>Owned by Sony means dick
YOU GOT THAT FUCKING RIGHT!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:20:55 PM No.715612101
>>715610194
Literally no one said it did
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:22:16 PM No.715612179
>>715611460
Isn't the fucker that got his head smashed in at Midsommar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJfOf-bwHHE
Replies: >>715612462 >>715612929
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:22:26 PM No.715612191
>>715610165
Superman and Batman made out on set?
Replies: >>715612287
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:23:27 PM No.715612253
>>715612010
He looks like he gets beaten up for his lunch money in boarding school
Replies: >>715612452
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:24:11 PM No.715612287
>>715612191
Nah
Pattison fucked Kravitz on the Batmobile and Corenswet & Brosnahan are suspiciously close on set
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:24:44 PM No.715612325
>>715612010
Link has always been a twink. He never grows arm hair or chest hair like Malon's father.
Replies: >>715613584
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:25:20 PM No.715612347
>>715611382
He should definitely be a Middle-eastern guy but Hollywood Jews will shoehorn in their pet monkeys instead. The Gerudo will all be sheboons as well.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:25:46 PM No.715612373
>Link looks like a pathetic cuck
When did it all go wrong?
Replies: >>715612447
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:27:07 PM No.715612447
>>715612373
When you started projecting.
Replies: >>715612562
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:27:16 PM No.715612452
>>715612253
You type like you wish you could hit kids to feel better about yourself
Replies: >>715612554
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:27:23 PM No.715612462
>>715612179
Yes. Rest in peace to that man.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:27:49 PM No.715612487
>>715609289
>Pairing Arabs, Indians and Gypsies for some reason, together

retard
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:28:44 PM No.715612540
>>715608384
>Not a single person of color in the entire movie
Based Meathead director.
Replies: >>715612980
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:28:57 PM No.715612554
>>715612452
No I just was beaten up for my lunch money so I know
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:29:05 PM No.715612562
>>715612447
He looks like a little bitch tho
I could kill him with one punch
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:29:32 PM No.715612585
>>715611205
>transforms into Ganon
>close up eyebrow raise
>vine boom
>cut to Navi (played by chris pratt)
>erm, well THAT just happened
so kino
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:32:44 PM No.715612761
>>715610368
Well he is already playing Akuma, might as well
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:35:27 PM No.715612929
>>715612179
yes, Death in Venice is required core for cinephile artfags like Midsommar director
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:36:17 PM No.715612980
>>715612540
There is a Spanish man
Replies: >>715613452
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:36:42 PM No.715613002
>>715608460
Being a hollywood writer seems incredible, you can have zero talent and deliver straight up 2.0/10s and you still have massive companies like Nintendo willing to mindlessly throw money at you
Replies: >>715613407
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:39:24 PM No.715613167
1533325691363
1533325691363
md5: 132f27b2cc720d15f64037498ef03e8e๐Ÿ”
To stay true to the video games, each Zelda movie should recast all the main characters and have little to no continuity with the predecessors, complete standalones.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:43:22 PM No.715613401
>>715608912
They'll definitely just make him the 'misunderstood' foreigner, who only does the evil things he does because of the discrimination he has faced from the white Hylians.
Replies: >>715613543 >>715613876
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:43:26 PM No.715613407
>>715613002
In the case of Nintendo their forte is tard wrangling. So I wouldn't judge it by names at this moment in time.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:43:37 PM No.715613416
>>715609719
Kingdom of Apes writing gives me hope.
That movie was very fantasy/adventure.
Hopefully that makes it into the Zelda movie.
Replies: >>715613851
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:44:22 PM No.715613452
>>715612980
>European
You know what I mean
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:46:04 PM No.715613543
>>715613401
Yeah I doubt Idris would allow that. He would immediately turn down the role.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:46:42 PM No.715613584
>>715612325
Link is a child/in his early teens in most games. No shit he doesn't have hair in his arms/chest.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:46:51 PM No.715613596
1752663870187300
1752663870187300
md5: 1b9980e299c96871369fddce70c7032e๐Ÿ”
lmao
Replies: >>715613626 >>715613806
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:47:29 PM No.715613626
>>715613596
(Great news) The most annoying people in the world are upset
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:47:36 PM No.715613634
trannies BTFO
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:47:37 PM No.715613638
>>715608898
He does. Not a good Link.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:49:19 PM No.715613740
>>715608919
Nice argument, shiteater
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:50:07 PM No.715613773
>>715610773
What is that hairline and at 16...
Replies: >>715613815
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:50:32 PM No.715613806
>>715613596
>great way to make the movie flop
>How so?
Why are these people so purposely disingenuous? They know EXACTLY why. You really don't hate them enough.
Replies: >>715622962
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:50:40 PM No.715613815
>>715613773
Microplastics bro
Gen A is fucked
Replies: >>715613870
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:50:51 PM No.715613830
>Jack Black as Tingle
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:51:15 PM No.715613851
>>715613416
check out his pitch for Mouseguard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWHPhc2xNNU

it was canceled but it's really good
Replies: >>715625758 >>715626463
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:51:32 PM No.715613870
>>715613815
I thought he might have downs, but goddamn that is so sad.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:51:37 PM No.715613876
>>715613401
Isn't that just wind waker ganondorf
Replies: >>715615105
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:52:42 PM No.715613949
chris-pratt-cast-as-tingle-in-zelda-movie
chris-pratt-cast-as-tingle-in-zelda-movie
md5: ea27538ee61031b668364a4bba86662e๐Ÿ”
>>715606954 (OP)
TINGLE CONFIRMED!
Replies: >>715617554
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:53:16 PM No.715613984
>>715608720
They're not going to have any romantic scenes together. Miyamoto is the producer, not Fujibayashi, lmao.
Replies: >>715614141
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:54:23 PM No.715614041
>make bullshit up
>convince yourself the made up bullshit will totally happen
>get mad when reality happens instead
mental illness
Replies: >>715614468
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:56:00 PM No.715614141
>>715613984
Well Adventure of Link was the one time there was an actual kiss, lol
Fujibayashi could never!
Replies: >>715614414
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:57:55 PM No.715614262
>>715608720
not a romance movie. it always has been okay when the older one is a woman btw.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:00:06 PM No.715614407
file
file
md5: f373df23e2d7454a4a84555e95c0db94๐Ÿ”
>>715606954 (OP)
>This SUMMER...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:00:16 PM No.715614414
>>715614141
Also at the end of a linked Oracle game, Zelda kisses Link on the cheek.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:01:02 PM No.715614468
>>715614041

Well yea, they're trannies.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:01:42 PM No.715614509
>>715606954 (OP)
CUTE WHITE WOMAN??
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:02:17 PM No.715614543
18bc7be0-cb76-0132-45c1-0ebc4ecc
18bc7be0-cb76-0132-45c1-0ebc4ecc
md5: a6bccdcc66eabe605bfb3e9ace0ffabf๐Ÿ”
>>715608720
Sure is
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:02:45 PM No.715614571
>>715610832
I will take back everything bad I've ever said about Miyamoto if he does. But he won't.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:04:47 PM No.715614674
>>715610773
I sure do love massive double standards and society treating women like adult children.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:05:25 PM No.715614704
>>715608384
The casting has given me a ray of hope but I just know in my heart that the movie will be zoomer-slop. I hope to be proven wrong.
Replies: >>715623828 >>715623938
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:09:55 PM No.715614963
Neil_(Tony_Janning)
Neil_(Tony_Janning)
md5: 6f1bfe0bb318d4730711b4a5a38bf2d2๐Ÿ”
>>715607910
>>715608041
>>715606954 (OP)
hang on a second... was the resemblance intentional?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:12:14 PM No.715615105
>>715613876
I like WW Ganondorf, he has that like, evil dude vibe that is too old to be evil
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:14:51 PM No.715615260
hqdefault
hqdefault
md5: 0d01c89a98773f6688c25e973f44263e๐Ÿ”
>Benjamin
>Evan
>Ainsworth
oh lord
doesn't even look the part. was there really no blonde boy? -.-
even that elf fag from rings of power would've been better

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GXAtdg-MYU
Everything's Going to Be Great (2025) Official Trailer - Allison Janney, Bryan Cranston - Lionsgate Movies - 2.68M subscribers 456K views 2 months ago
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:14:52 PM No.715615261
AP565349409710-e1380231852475-1024x640
AP565349409710-e1380231852475-1024x640
md5: 1400ca9f02990164d83b3e7480ec66f6๐Ÿ”
>>715608875
How about a good looking Jew? Also, he's a pretty good actor and does a lot of subgenre stuff so it's not unlikely.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:19:10 PM No.715615507
1728515321142317
1728515321142317
md5: d891f5270274c6e0029b57ed8bd97905๐Ÿ”
White bros...we're back.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:21:14 PM No.715615646
1752312468160070
1752312468160070
md5: 60d1079ac466a84d61eba94a36d3c5da๐Ÿ”
lmao Nintendo deleted the tweet right away but apparently Ganondorf has been cast already
I may be crazy but I think he fits
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:22:54 PM No.715615756
>>715610443
>>715611148
>>715611172
most these cases with 14 yo is with +- 3 years age range
that's for europe AND the united states. (basically all white majority countries, i'd like to point out)
Replies: >>715615802
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:23:39 PM No.715615802
>>715615756
Yeah but we talking 16 now.
Replies: >>715616873 >>715617694
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:24:17 PM No.715615849
>>715611238
>Rape and age of consent have nothing to do with each other
wrong. statutes get you in trouble regardless of what the person consents
>i've reported your post to Interpol /s
Replies: >>715616021 >>715616119
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:27:26 PM No.715616021
>>715615849
???
If the person is of age of consent and is consenting how can you get in trouble?
Replies: >>715616938 >>715617694
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:28:09 PM No.715616070
>>715606954 (OP)
Please don't be based of BOTW please please please do OOT or anything else please
Replies: >>715616284 >>715618009 >>715619203
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:28:58 PM No.715616119
>>715615849
>>715611148
Anon I know you understood age of consent as a free rape a child card and were utterly heartbroken when realized that's not what it was, but nobody sane has ever made that connection. Ever.
Sex with someone who consents is legal. Sex with someone who doesn't consent (either willingly or because it simply can't consent, like a 10yo) is illegal. Even a downie understand this.
Replies: >>715617052 >>715617694
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:29:10 PM No.715616136
>>715608875
Vin Diesel if they aren't pussies
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:30:00 PM No.715616181
>>715611205
>The Rock playing villains in 2025
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:31:44 PM No.715616284
>>715616070
Botw has no story so it can't be adapted. It's probably going to be original
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:32:02 PM No.715616303
maxresdefault
maxresdefault
md5: f5daed1df340460a874f71031c25e901๐Ÿ”
>>715606954 (OP)
>>715607910
It should had been him
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:36:02 PM No.715616557
>>715607413
At least tendies can admit Sony makes great movies

#4thewatchers
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:36:43 PM No.715616593
>>715611080
>literally every normal territory
>Europe
Replies: >>715616676
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:37:15 PM No.715616620
actor-navid-negahban-300298_large
actor-navid-negahban-300298_large
md5: 0e97e5403a351ae2f5a97c9ab8e97c76๐Ÿ”
>>715608875
Navid Negahban
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:38:09 PM No.715616676
>>715616593
Europe is good tho
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:39:16 PM No.715616746
>>715610839
>>715608132
I don't care if it's a man, I'd destroy xer asshole
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:41:39 PM No.715616873
file
file
md5: 20de5c49b2c52f9bd7c967234612c7b2๐Ÿ”
>>715615802
same bro
i picked the first US state. district of columbia
>https://code.dccouncil.gov/us/dc/council/code/titles/22/chapters/30
almost anything above 18 is massive edge case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_by_country
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:43:00 PM No.715616938
>>715616021
because you retard
see >715616873
that's how law works you fucking retard
>CALLING INTERPOL RIGHT NOW /s
THEY WILL CHECK YOUR HDD
Replies: >>715617159
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:43:23 PM No.715616963
kaiba
kaiba
md5: d1921759e549e742997774d587a1b075๐Ÿ”
The movie is going to be a flop and its good that Hunter isn't anchored to it. Anyone with an IQ above 50 can see the writing on the wall. You do not want a disaster like this on your resume.
Replies: >>715617109 >>715617243
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:44:40 PM No.715617026
Who will act Ganondorf..?
Replies: >>715617070
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:45:00 PM No.715617052
>>715616119
>Sex with someone who consents is legal. Sex with someone who doesn't consent
wrong see >715616873
>calling interpol too
Replies: >>715617387
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:45:15 PM No.715617070
>>715617026
Idris Elba
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:45:54 PM No.715617109
>>715616963
>flop
I wish, audiences are retards and will go watch it in droves like the Minecraft movie.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:46:31 PM No.715617159
>>715616938
Retard, that's only in DC. Nobody gives a fuck about DC.
Replies: >>715618794
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:48:00 PM No.715617243
>>715616963
We literally know nothing about it you schizo. Literally not a single thing
Replies: >>715617320
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:48:04 PM No.715617250
IMG_1362
IMG_1362
md5: cc5c5d0e89765409858155c43e44c9e4๐Ÿ”
The left is already seething about age gaps.
Replies: >>715617327 >>715617331
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:48:40 PM No.715617294
>>715606954 (OP)
>both white and eye colored
Zelda wont be as beautiful as she should be, but Im still surprised we are getting white protagonists in 2027
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:48:58 PM No.715617320
>>715617243
???
We know who is making the movie which is literally all you need to know if it's good or not
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:03 PM No.715617327
>>715617250
>the right is already seething about the left seething about the right
fun times we live in
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:05 PM No.715617331
>>715617250
I am also seething. It should have been me.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:17 PM No.715617348
tumblr_inline_p881o9Xr1C1r7r8ub_1280
tumblr_inline_p881o9Xr1C1r7r8ub_1280
md5: dce188c1de3fde021d2b73fad3b606cf๐Ÿ”
>>715607910
>>715606954 (OP)
>link is played by a brunet
Son of Dob....
WON!
Replies: >>715617584
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:54 PM No.715617387
>>715617052
First of all, learn to quote a post. Second, that only means the age of consent in that shithole is 18yo you absolute inbred. If the age of consent is 18 then you can fuck a 18yo, if it's 16 you can fuck a 16yo, etc, etc. Are you genuinely retarded or what?
Replies: >>715621481
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:50:23 PM No.715617418
>>715608720
They both look 17, which is more important for a film role than any accurate biological age
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:51:24 PM No.715617494
>>715608875
Idris Elba unironically
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:52:24 PM No.715617554
>>715613949
>yeah I grew up smashing octorocks
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:52:51 PM No.715617584
>>715617348
They weren't appeasing him, they just don't have any blond actors left.
Same reason new Johnny Storm is played by a hastily dyed brunette.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:53:11 PM No.715617604
>>715606954 (OP)
Ganon's bbc will breed Zelda in the opening scene
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:54:31 PM No.715617694
file
file
md5: 11cf258f11ae619e767c31ee1703a260๐Ÿ”
>>715615802
>>715616021
>>715616119
i pasted the wrong thing
Replies: >>715617828 >>715618003 >>715618346
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:54:45 PM No.715617713
>>715606954 (OP)
Itโ€™s anudda troonshoah
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:55:51 PM No.715617784
>Zelda is an adult
Good, that means we can sexualize her
>inb4 muh lolis are better
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:56:19 PM No.715617828
>>715617694
Again that's only in DC. Nobody cares about what happens in DC
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:59:04 PM No.715618003
>>715617694
irrelevant mutt case
muttland is not a free coutnry.
Replies: >>715618094 >>715618927
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:59:10 PM No.715618009
>>715616070
Not that OoT has much of a story compared to other games in the series.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:59:29 PM No.715618035
file
file
md5: 2b133f19735a068c09ff80cb3fb38e0d๐Ÿ”
>>715610773
O MY HECKIN ONIONS, YOU JUST POSTED PDF FILE CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S JUST A LITTLE KID

SHE'S A SICK FUCK
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:00:06 PM No.715618083
>Link and Zelda actors are white, not black
This is extremely antisemitic, looks like Nintendo really needs some Cultural Enrichmentโ„ข
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:00:18 PM No.715618094
>>715618003
Freer than yours.
Replies: >>715618135
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:00:43 PM No.715618135
>>715618094
not anymore, you arent
Replies: >>715618310
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:03:14 PM No.715618310
swastika-1.jpg
swastika-1.jpg
md5: 2a8340e93305a729e611330a039c23cd๐Ÿ”
>>715618135
You get blackbagged for posting anything online that goes against The Narrativeโ„ข.
I bet you can't even open pic related without being on a watch list.
Replies: >>715618934
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:03:43 PM No.715618346
>>715617694
>age of consent doesn't exist because in my shithole the age of consent is 18
Peak burger post.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:10:15 PM No.715618794
>>715617159
>that's only in DC
ok >16y is in 19 out of 56 US territories vs 32 with >18y and edge cases

you or whoever also pasted Europe so i was responding to both, EU & US
Replies: >>715619232
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:12:13 PM No.715618927
>>715618003
same in EU u retard
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_by_country
Replies: >>715619453
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:12:20 PM No.715618934
>>715618310
so do you, you can't even type, in this very website, that you want to kill a certain police officer
Replies: >>715621117
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:15:51 PM No.715619203
>>715616070
It's probably going to be a mishmash of stories, not one specific story adaptation. That said, I can easily see Miyamoto favoring Z1/LttP/OoT as the primary influences.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:16:15 PM No.715619232
>>715618794
16 is the age of consent in 30 out of 50 US states
Replies: >>715621943
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:17:10 PM No.715619297
>>715607563
LOL DOBSON WON! Time to apologize /v/!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:17:12 PM No.715619302
>>715611550
Did you see how he looks today? He looked like a vampire, now he looks like a vampire killer.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:19:25 PM No.715619453
>>715618927
>"same in EU"
>posts a list saying you can fuck people younger than 18 in Europe countries
Replies: >>715619640
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:21:47 PM No.715619640
>>715619453
You can fuck people younger than 18 in 38 out of 50 US states
Replies: >>715619789 >>715620315 >>715622040
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:23:57 PM No.715619789
>>715619640
Yes but US culture is controlled by California where it is 18
Replies: >>715619858
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:24:49 PM No.715619858
>>715619789
Nobody gives a fuck what happens in California. All normal states have 16 as aoc
Replies: >>715620132 >>715620725
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:25:14 PM No.715619890
Did Nintendo Japan pick the two actors?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:28:28 PM No.715620132
>>715619858
Doesn't matter, American culture is downstream from California
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:29:48 PM No.715620207
They look good but are they good actors? And who's directing?
Replies: >>715620259
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:30:25 PM No.715620259
>>715620207
>And who's directing?
Guy who made Maze Runner
Replies: >>715621049
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:31:21 PM No.715620315
>>715619640
>You can fuck people younger than 18 in 38 out of 50 US states
and yet most people in the US don't seem to be aware of this, it's nuts
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:32:16 PM No.715620386
Can we at least get Bobby Lee as tingle?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:33:14 PM No.715620457
Will this boss fight happen?
https://youtu.be/87nkWPZ_UMI?t=103
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:37:10 PM No.715620725
>>715619858
>Nobody gives a fuck what happens in California
Remind me wheres the next Olynpics game, oh thats right, in the most populated state
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:38:11 PM No.715620798
>>715606954 (OP)
>Zelda isnโ€™t casted as a tranny that gets blacked by Ganondorf
>/v/ has a meltdown anyways
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:39:20 PM No.715620881
B8-DD63-F1-1945-4-BD8-95-FB-BD50-D357-C600
B8-DD63-F1-1945-4-BD8-95-FB-BD50-D357-C600
md5: c619a8323e26d3e0dce23dbdbd4b6dff๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:39:26 PM No.715620885
1444463749519
1444463749519
md5: 377352b87eaff24b929fb278b5a3b106๐Ÿ”
>>715606954 (OP)
Link looks kinda ugly and they both don't really look like the characters but like a fan live action
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:39:37 PM No.715620898
>>715608505
Dumb marketing stunt (read: massive cope) that turned out to be false.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:41:10 PM No.715621003
>>715606954 (OP)
I like how you guys are assuming there's supposed to be a romance and not a platonic friendship where the boy and girl (mostly the girl) both do totally epic things like every other modern movie.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:41:35 PM No.715621027
I was in college the year Link's actor was born.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:41:52 PM No.715621041
jackstacked
jackstacked
md5: a2b0c9a29c279012a73004685c06fcdf๐Ÿ”
>>715608651
>>montage continues. A Goron falls in the mud
>>MUD ON YOUR FACE, YA BIG DISGRACE
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:42:01 PM No.715621049
>>715620259
I liked that memefilm
good direction imho
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:42:58 PM No.715621117
>>715618934
But you can?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:43:51 PM No.715621198
husband
husband
md5: 325ed3b2ece936003d994ed67fd77359๐Ÿ”
I love Kass!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:45:45 PM No.715621325
1748732410906808
1748732410906808
md5: 1583f862679a6045fe041dc9a7f1ad31๐Ÿ”
>>715606954 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS HER TURN!!!!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:46:25 PM No.715621373
>>715610443
>13 is legal in Romania
God, I love that country.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:46:42 PM No.715621398
>all those retarded faggots actually thinking that Nintendo would let Zelda be played by a man
lel
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:48:00 PM No.715621481
>>715617387
>First of all, learn to quote a post
learn how threading works

>Sex with someone who consents is legal. Sex with someone who doesn't consent (either willingly or because it simply can't consent, like a 10yo) is illegal
sort of? in a territory of 18 above, a person 16 years of age (or any age) could technically consent i.e. no forceful entry but it's still against the law i.e. rape.
what is it (YOU) don't understand. otherwise we would need no laws around this issue...

>legally incapable
vs
>mentally incapable
a retard, 30 years of age, sort of like you i think, could potentially not consent either. what case it it then, retard.
age of consent checked i.e. no rape?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:48:01 PM No.715621483
20250507_194027
20250507_194027
md5: c5d0b3e9e159e46fd4020b41fa44256d๐Ÿ”
this makes ZERO sense, Hunter is the perfect girl and perfect Zelda

what're they gonna do for zelda's penis now, use a prosethic??
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:48:21 PM No.715621513
1682918380170962
1682918380170962
md5: 5ddd63145a3c99d528941f210b5e3f48๐Ÿ”
>>715606954 (OP)
>White
>blue eyes
>girl is very pretty
Based Miyamoto. Carry on, Nintendo. You have my blessings.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:49:28 PM No.715621606
>>715606954 (OP)
>liveaction
sounds gay at least with Nintendo we know they will not have that insane woke shit.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:50:38 PM No.715621724
1721709576205236
1721709576205236
md5: 69d92834641b71b7f10177370d4cea84๐Ÿ”
What a worthless thread. Cant believe Ive gone through the entire thread without a single picture of any actual Link from the videogames, let alone the most detailed Link faces for comparison and contrast.

Its clear none of the worthless retards here actually played the games. None of these actors look like any version of link or zelda.

Link doesnt have a baby face. (except botw link i guess) Link always either looks like a model or...if im being honest he just looks like some asian simple face. I honestly dont know how one could translate links face to real life. I cant think of a single real phenotype this face reflects, because even if I look at gook faces. There are too soft and small, there isnt many asian faces that are a cross between stern and assured, aswell as pretty and simple, without either having facial hair or looking too thin.
Replies: >>715621892 >>715622937
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:51:59 PM No.715621829
It should have been an animate film instead.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:52:52 PM No.715621892
>>715621724
Nigga they all have baby faces. Botw looks the most adult in that bunch.
Replies: >>715622208
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:53:21 PM No.715621935
>>715610618
I'd watch this cartoony zelda
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:53:25 PM No.715621943
>>715619232
>16 is in 30 out of 50 US states
where's that number from
it's 16/50 16yo
5/50 with 17
29/50 with 18 above
>if you use a calculator to add these up, i will call interpol
Replies: >>715622221
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:54:42 PM No.715622040
>>715619640
wrong. it's 16 out of 50 for 16y
Replies: >>715622271
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:57:06 PM No.715622208
>>715621892
>Botw looks the most adult in that bunch.
youre mentally retarded. kill yourself.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:57:16 PM No.715622218
How are Sonybros holding up?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:57:17 PM No.715622221
>>715621943
States where the age of consent is 16 (30): Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio,[b] Pennsylvania,[c] Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, and West Virginia.
States where the age of consent is 17 (7): Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, New York, Texas, and Wyoming.
States where the age of consent is 18 (13): Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, Kentucky, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, and Wisconsin.
Replies: >>715622394
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:58:05 PM No.715622271
US Age of Consentt
US Age of Consentt
md5: 27fb35962dea59e59ef490c3cb7b8383๐Ÿ”
>>715622040
Wrong. 30.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:59:42 PM No.715622383
>>715607910
yikes. he looks like a fucking toddler
Replies: >>715622520
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:59:50 PM No.715622394
>>715622221
A lot of those states that have 16 as the age of consent also have an asterisk by it. Like only being able to fuck if you're 19 or younger.
Replies: >>715622514 >>715622698
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:59:58 PM No.715622407
>>715606954 (OP)
>Gv-PDH7aUAAQTuW.jpg
When I saw this earlier, I thought this was a prank, another 4chan post.
I saw it on arch.b4k.dev/v/gallery, and it was the fourth post on the right, at the very top.
Had no idea it was real.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:01:25 PM No.715622514
>>715622394
Incorrect. Only two states have it like that. In rest of them you can freely fuck 16yo's no matter how much older you are, excluding people like teachers.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:01:27 PM No.715622519
Troonbros... we lost. time to pack up or dilators and 41% now...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:01:27 PM No.715622520
>>715622383
it's the zero facial bone structure
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:01:30 PM No.715622524
>>715607264
>wait... they're white?
Sadly, and pathetically, that was my same reaction/expression.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:02:27 PM No.715622618
>>715612010
just his hair looks silly. makes his head look like an alien. i'm sure he looks fine with a haircut.
also LMAOing at any faggot here calling average people ugly. when was the last time they saw themselves in a mirror
Replies: >>715622771
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:03:24 PM No.715622698
Consenttttt
Consenttttt
md5: 6da3c49b190005c362d58cb0dbe0c7e9๐Ÿ”
>>715622394
Wrong.
Replies: >>715623593 >>715624010
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:04:15 PM No.715622771
>>715622618
>also LMAOing at any faggot here calling average people ugly. when was the last time they saw themselves in a mirror
Foids consider every male who is not a gigachad to be subhuman so this movie is already destined to flop with foids because MC is an ugly (according to them) subhuman
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:04:40 PM No.715622801
>>715606954 (OP)
>It probably will be OoT faggotry
It would be better if they base it on a link to the kino or chadjora's mask
Replies: >>715622924 >>715623004
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:05:50 PM No.715622907
just-padme-choosing-her-hottest
just-padme-choosing-her-hottest
md5: 767a4895478b9457f3e3e6a07a89674a๐Ÿ”
>>715606954 (OP)
>Zelda is 21
>Link is 16
She is going to seduce him, right?
Replies: >>715623076
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:06:04 PM No.715622924
>>715622801
>First Zelda movie
>Without Zelda
Retard
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:06:15 PM No.715622937
>>715621724
>Link doesnt have a baby face
>baby faces in the image except for TP
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:06:17 PM No.715622939
>age of consent debate in this thread
I know this is 4chan, but c'mon now.
Replies: >>715623040
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:06:36 PM No.715622962
>>715613806
Theyโ€™re not disingenuous, itโ€™s passive-aggressiveness. They know exactly why and what youโ€™re going to reply, the true reason theyโ€™re asking is to start shit.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:07:04 PM No.715623004
>>715622801
It will obviously be original plot inspired by different games
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:07:27 PM No.715623040
>>715622939
The other guy can't seem to be able to wrap his head around the fact that, yes, you can indeed legally fuck 16-year olds in most US states.
Replies: >>715623343
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:08:01 PM No.715623076
>>715622907
Here's a fun fact, the art book for Attack of the Clones reveals that the tighter costumes were a request from Natalie Portman herself because she wanted to show that she 'wasn't a little girl anymore' and that Padme was subconsciously trying to seduce Anakin.
Replies: >>715623174 >>715623360 >>715624053
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:09:10 PM No.715623174
>>715623076
GIWTWM
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:11:21 PM No.715623343
>>715623040
>you can indeed legally fuck 16-year olds in most US states*
*as long as you follow romeo and juliet laws per state.
Replies: >>715623462 >>715623548 >>715623593
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:11:28 PM No.715623360
tasty
tasty
md5: fcd5c1b3b03549de15d57438e9e04fa6๐Ÿ”
>>715623076
SOURCE AND PICS
Replies: >>715624349 >>715624462
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:12:41 PM No.715623462
>>715623343
That's not a thing.
Replies: >>715623928
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:13:25 PM No.715623526
>>715606954 (OP)
Hi CIA
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:13:41 PM No.715623548
>>715623343
Retard, Romeo and Julliet laws are about people BELOW the age of consent. If you are above the age of consent you can fuck another person of age of consent
Replies: >>715623928
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:14:21 PM No.715623593
>>715623343
See >>715622698
Replies: >>715623928
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:17:16 PM No.715623828
>>715614704
I can't shake the feeling that they're purposefully holding back some DEI shit like the king and queen of Hyrule being BMWF interracial psyops because Nintendo - who is surely holding tight creative control over Sony on this - knows how to read the current political climate.

They want to save the backlash until enough hype has been generated with acceptable stuff like this.
Replies: >>715624080
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:18:21 PM No.715623928
>>715623462
Tell that to the judge.

>>715623548
>>715623593
I won't tell you not to rape, but I hope you stay the fuck away from my state.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:18:31 PM No.715623938
>>715614704
Why the fuck would casting give you hope if the movie is made by a guy who made Maze Runner so it's impossible for the movie to be good?
Replies: >>715624261 >>715624471
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:18:49 PM No.715623964
Nintendo actually never considered Hunter as a choice for Zelda, it was all taken from an online survey that the Hunter PR took out of context and all news outlines posted without verifying.
Yes there were actual news articles saying "Nintendo is eyeing Hunter Schafer for the role of Zelda" only because of this. Absolutely pathetic.
Replies: >>715624330
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:19:22 PM No.715624010
file
file
md5: 39ed30043bbd17b1f412decac9717774๐Ÿ”
>>715622698
NTA. yes but like i've pasted above, some have 16 years and it's ok, others have exceptions where 16 is ok but only with -+4 years

in Georgia you can fuck below 16 if you're married
>https://law.justia.com/codes/georgia/2010/title-16/chapter-6/16-6-3/
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:19:50 PM No.715624053
>>715623076
>subconsciously
Come on now.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:20:07 PM No.715624080
tingle
tingle
md5: f811b7983bc76be7923e14479d0cc23c๐Ÿ”
>>715623828
I bet 10 bucks Tingle will be a nigger.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:22:17 PM No.715624261
>>715623938
He recently did Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, which was successful. I think it's a sound choice; competent enough director who's familiar with the source material and won't get too big of a head and try to make it his own thing ala Rian Johnson, Zach Snyder, the Halo show people, etc...
Replies: >>715624471
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:22:28 PM No.715624276
>>715607910
this timmy needs to start mewing asap
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:23:07 PM No.715624330
>>715623964
that whole thing was internet troons in a nutshell
>out of context / straight up made-up shit to fit deluded tranny reality
>trannies take it as truth and spread it because EVERYTHING has to be trannies to them for some rason
>the indie """""""journalists""""""" pick up on it, spread the made-up lies even more
>the big """""""journalists""""""" pick up on the small ones' reporting
that shit even made it to normie circles
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:23:18 PM No.715624349
star_wars_the_art_of_star_wars_episode_ii_031
star_wars_the_art_of_star_wars_episode_ii_031
md5: 708b8bb86d8048610fdf457c8eb00830๐Ÿ”
>>715623360
Replies: >>715624434
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:23:26 PM No.715624361
fluoride stare
fluoride stare
md5: 145f5bd0ac63260138cd3b9f723e6d93๐Ÿ”
>there will be more kikeflix slop
who fucking cares
Replies: >>715624435
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:24:09 PM No.715624419
>>715606954 (OP)
Good. I can already see the angry woke mobs.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:24:19 PM No.715624434
>>715624349
sex
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:24:21 PM No.715624435
>>715624361
It's not made by Netflix, retard.
Replies: >>715625357
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:24:38 PM No.715624462
star_wars_the_art_of_star_wars_episode_ii_032
star_wars_the_art_of_star_wars_episode_ii_032
md5: 1ae40329e8816ef0122b525ca3538c74๐Ÿ”
>>715623360
I confess it's worded differently than what I remembered but the intent is still there.
Replies: >>715625960 >>715626071
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:24:43 PM No.715624471
>>715623938
>>715624261
Maze Runner was also a big 10x success at the box office, slop or not.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:25:41 PM No.715624546
Nia smile_thumb.jpg
Nia smile_thumb.jpg
md5: 110a787fe995ef6403a85adacba36428๐Ÿ”
White kids playing Link and Zelda, 0 sight of trannies and woketards btfo, and Donkey Kong Bananza smashing reviews. What a nice day to wake up as a nintenbro. Will be playing Super Metroid later.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:28:59 PM No.715624837
>>715606954 (OP)
>People bitching about Link not being twink
Good. Got an actor that looks like he rolls in grass
Eat shit faggots
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:35:43 PM No.715625357
laughingelfman
laughingelfman
md5: edeae8a25ded5333e20b5f45b4412171๐Ÿ”
>>715624435
>made by Snoy
Might as well be Netflix. 100% guarantee this shit will have ALL the cookiecutter DEI shit:

blacks everywhere for no real reason
interracial relationships shown very prominently for no real reason
womyn Hylian soldiers (many of them black, ofc)
girlboss Zelda who has to teach cucky wimp Link how to hold a sword
shoehorned LE RACISM IS LE BAD and/or IMMIGRANTS GOOD subtext to shit
at least one gay relationship shown very prominently

People don't realize just how much all the subverters who've infested the creative industries absolutely live for ruining stuff like LoZ. They basically get sexual pleasure from knowing they can apply the (((modern day values))) to something that's been beloved by many for decades and that has been historically free of DEI shit.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:40:59 PM No.715625758
>>715613851
mouseguard has a pretty good /tg/ tabletop game.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:43:31 PM No.715625960
>>715624462
>we wanted costumes that looked like the'd fall off if she sneezed
KEK
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:45:00 PM No.715626071
>>715624462
rare case where the final product looks better than the concept art
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:49:48 PM No.715626463
>>715613851
man, that continues to be a tragedy an another ((Disney)) L.
MouseGuard is a great setting in general and clearly would have made a great movie in that exact style. I guess you couldn't easily make mice black and gay, so disney just had to can it