Thread 715717084

When the roguelike is also a deckbuilder!

>>715717084 (OP)
pinnacle of soi

>>715717084 (OP)
why is he so funny bros...

decklike roguebuilder

BALDING OMG

+2

>>715717084 (OP)
literally me

>>715717084 (OP)
He’s genuinely quite funny.

v will hate literally anyone
egg is based and op is, as always, a fag

>>715717084 (OP)
>Rogue-like deckbuilder
>plays nothing like Rogue
>the "Rogue" just means randomness
Wouldn't that make every card game with shuffled decks roguelike?
picrel is my favourite roguelike deckbuilder

>Throws a very light jab at Blue Archive
>Absolute seethe happens
LMAO

>>715718032
The way he makes tranimefags seethe without even trying is hilarious

>>715717084 (OP)
He's the ultimate comfy youtuber sleep studying whatever

>>715717643
Those are just warehouse pallets.

>>715717643
You know this exists right

>>715718032
Let's beat him to death for criticizing my casino simulator slop
Gacha brownoids are fucking insane

what would you prefer it to be? another predatory gacha with "waifus"?

>>715717084 (OP)
Eventually all gamers will look like this guy. If you're over 20 and still play videogames. Get a real hobby. NOW

>>715718317
Based Mozambique chad

>>715718032
i still dont understand the seethe from his most recent clip. literally all he said was that the hype around uma musume is literally the same as in sports, and this made people mad? he didn't even criticize the waifuism aspect of the game in that clip

>another surface level society critique like a failed standup comedian
crungo

>>715718480
>>715717084 (OP)
Explain how is killing bald people bad without moralfagging

>>715718032
What's with Blue Archive in specific that attracts these losers without any self awareness?

>laughs at Rice Shower falling in a race and getting euthanized
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>715718613
>He banned crungo
lmao

>>715717084 (OP)
>mfw i let my 4 year old play gacha

>>715718614
>how is killing bald people bad
That is "how killing bald people is bad" eslsaar

>>715718614
you'll get mauled by a shebear if you insult baldies

>>715717084 (OP)
Alright, I'll admit I'm out of the loop. What the hell does "roguelike" even mean? I see this term thrown around everywhere but no one can give me a definition that isn't extremely vague.

>>715718614
You could get contaminated by their bald blood and start to turn

he's a skinwalker psycho but not in an endearing way like most people fall for, his superiority complex is gay as fuck

>>715719008
It means fucking google it yourself lazy cunt

>>715717084 (OP)
Why are there so few actual good deckbuilders.
Despite it being a flavor of the month we got nothing from it but StS Balatro and Inscryption

>food poisoning isn't real
>gets food poisoning
>almost dies from sepsis
>anyways as i was saying... food poisoning isn't real

>>715719008
It means the dev is too lazy to make actual levels and the game instead procedurally generates everything and makes you start over when you die to pad out playtime.

>>715717905
Rogue-like refers to the game having relatively short playthroughs with permadeath as well as a high degree of randomness. Just having randomness is not the reason for the name.
Blame Isaac, Rogue Legacy, or whoever the hell it was that first made it popular to call games that aren't traditional roguelikes roguelikes.

>>715717084 (OP)
Been watching NL for about a decade now.
Started based, remains based.

I used to watch all kinds of streamers on twich, but older i got all the other streamers became boring to me expected northenlion. He is unique phenomenon in the streaming world. True dad streamer

>>715719118
Monster Train 2 is quite good, but it is also extremely convoluted and hard to decipher. If you look for random gameplay on YT and skip to a random part of the video it will look like a shitpost making fun of the genre.

>>715718032
Idk I thought his post was funny and meant to be a joke, not offensive

he is actually funny
I stopped watching all other streams like 5 years ago but I still sometimes watch him

>>715718032
>doesn't like a lot of anime and blue archive because horny people and cunny
>he likes the anime horse girl gacha game
Does he know a lot of the characters are underaged in that game and that horny people want to fuck them?

>>715719542
gacha players are very stupid, otherwise they wouldn't be gacha players

>>715719609
yes, he talks about it all the time but still plays the game because the gacha brainrot got to him. genuinely evil genre

>>715717230
>married with kids
>successful
meanwhile you're a permavirgin minimum wagie lmao

>>715717495
another gas leak im afraid
>>715719203
does he still eat on the toilet?

>>715717084 (OP)
I immediately disregarded his opinion on deck building games when I saw his bald phenotype. Gross egg looking head. Also going by this thread too many zoomers are comfortable posting their garbage here. Bald zoomers.

>>715718614
Their heads reflect the sun back at it, thus lessening global warming effects. Less bald people = warmer planet = mosquito paradise.
Do you really want THEM to win???

>>715717084 (OP)
Nick did nothing wrong

>>715717495
he's genuinely intelligent and it manifests itself as wit

what type of autism does librarian have?

>>715720808
SEAsian

>>715717495
He is nice but he fucking needs to stop fighting with a random chatter every single minute man
it was nice the first couple of years now it's just getting annoying.

Does he still hang out with the furry dog fucker?

when are we going to get the first dickbuilding cumlike?

>>715717084 (OP)
His accent's not like any vancouver(ite?) I've ever heard.

>>715717084 (OP)
I've legitimately never watched this guy. I only know his name due to a former hololive vtuber, and the only time I've actually seen his content are clips where he's being a cunt for no reason or smugly incorrect.

I had the super best friends to scratch that itch for long enough that it's gone now.

>>715719929
>has 1 (one) kid because his wife would rather play the flute than be a mother
>kid is not white anyway lols
>has to pretend to be a communist to satisfy his retarded tranny nu fanbase and gay friends

Yeah, sorry, it's soi.

>>715721242
>doesn't like NL for being "smugly incorrect"
>watched SBF
oh wow, lol

>>715721096
Yes.

>>715721332
>has to pretend to be a communist to satisfy his retarded tranny nu fanbase and gay friends
he frequently pisses off his fanbase by being the typical millennial liberal

>>715718439
the hobby is called ur mom and suffice it to say its a pretty big hobby with a lot of people into it

is this the homo eceleb accepting thread?

>>715721357
Nta but i wouldn't call SBF "smugly incorrect"
They're more like "frustratingly incorrect", like even when they're not being smug assholes they're still irritating as fuck to listen to.

>>715717084 (OP)
love me some NL, simple as

>>715718032
>twitter trannies using "tourist" and "NPC"

>>715718032
>They called us evil? Let's beat him to death! That will prove him wrong!

>>715721751
Reaction videos/streams should be illegal.

>>715721242
he gets mad at people he made up now, its pretty funny
https://youtu.be/XG-Ijzttm7A?si=hIsn0xpe1IzbTuTK

>>715719943
>mfw I saw another jeet in my peaceful gated Canadian community

Now this is a certified PC gamer thread.

>>715721357
That's why I watched them, and why I'm fed up with that gimmick.

>>715721242
>all I've seen are clips of him being a cunt for no reason or smugly incorrect
>NL being a cunt or smugly incorrect
Are there people that farm out of context hate clips of streamers like him? He is explicitly inoffensive, but I suppose it shouldn't be surprising when some people online fail to identify a sarcastic or joking tone apart from being serious. This dude never goes out of his way to genuinely be smug or mean spirited, if anything he is one of the most fence sitter individuals I've seen, in a good way. Quick to admit that he doesn't know all the facts and doesn't want people to just take his words at face value, but never lets that stop him from making what he thinks is a funny joke in the moment.

>>715721856
Good news, Youtube is taking away the ability to monetize said content very soon.
Probably won't be enforced against the worst offenders (that actually make Youtube money) but everyone else not in the club will have to rebrand and find a new format to grift and continue scraping the barrel for a living.

>>715720078
you type like a retard. gay retard.

>>715722082
>This dude never goes out of his way to genuinely be smug or mean spirited
I felt personally attacked when he made fun of unmarried men in their 30s

>>715721865
His "person/caricature that exists almost solely within his own head" rants are so fucking good. He comes up with some hilariously specific things or people to get mad about and then just goes off for a good minute.

>>715721242
This is called not taking chat seriously and it's what every streamer should be doing. Just treat them like court jesters and when you disagree with them say, "No cap as the kids say but... everyone with x opinion should be forced to mine sulfur in Africa but that's just my opinion don't crucify me, but unironically low key fr fr make them mine sulfur in African until their lungs collapse" and let the autists actually taking it seriously get into a tizzy wizzy.

>>715718626
It's because blue archive is "le based cunny game" so you get retards like that, never met a cunnyfag who wasn't an insufferable retard with no self awareness

>>715722157
>when one of the jokes hits a little too close to home
I know that feel man.

>>715719542

I play BA and I thought it was funny and a fair enough point

>watch a few clips
>don't even crack a smile
Americans just fall for people with interesting voices like this guy and PirateSoftware.

>>715722325
>everyone who disagrees with me about 'x'
>unironically low key fr fr make them mine sulfur in African until their lungs collapse
I know we're just joking, but you may actually have a point here if I'm entirely honest. People who disagree with me about 'x' deserve to mine sulfur until their lungs collapse.

>>715719609
there's a big difference between weirdos wanting to fuck any cute thing they see, and the game openly encouraging you to want to fuck them
do I have to stop playing rain world because some mfers want to fuck slugcats?

>>715717084 (OP)
>Canada has been unfairly tariffing American goods for decades
>Someone comes along and applies equal or lesser tariffs to Canadian goods
>Suddenly become a Canadian nationalist and be unable to stop talking about how much you hate America and Americans and American politicians and how Americans are pieces of shit and America is terrible and how you only tolerate Americans who give you money on your stream
>All while doing a bad Jerry Seinfeld impression and playing browser games about guessing salads and fruits.

His friends are dangerously unfunny and incredibly awkward. Any stream featuring them devolves into weird tension as it feels like any joke made at any of them makes them genuinely upset.

>>715719748
He's only playing it because its popular. Hes the problem with modern streaming where they have to keep finding new games to keep the content grind going. He's doing it for money instead of doing it because he likes the game. This is why streaming is complete dogshit now.

Also, he's way to fucking old to be doing this. Imagine being a streamer in your fucking 40s.

>>715717084 (OP)
https://www.mdpi.com/2673-5318/6/1/2
daily reminder that right-wing men kill themselves more than the tranniest of trannies
>Men who adhered strongly to the norms and values associated with traditional masculinity were 2.4 times more likely to die by suicide than those who did not conform to traditional or hegemonic masculinit

>>715721242
I used to like him a lot in the early 00s when I was a teenager. I stopped watching him shortly after he became a dad because every stream was just him talking about being a dad.
I tried to watch him play Monster Train 2 when it came out but the video immediately started off with him arguing with one of his viewers on Twitch and going on some deranged feminist rant that his wife is the boss of the family and he refers to his wife as "the boss" when talking to people and it's completely normal and that's what being a married man is like and if your wife did the same people would be concerned for her safety etc. etc.
I just instantly closed the video.

>>715722897
>Also, he's way to fucking old to be doing this. Imagine being a streamer in your fucking 40s.

I know this might be hard to believe because he's such a grouch but he's actually still in his 30s

>>715722881
They are starting to grow on me. But some of them are absolute devoid of personality. Or maybe they just get shadowed by NL personality.
I still like their board games or whatever.

>>715722932
So 82% of straight men kill themselves?

>>715723013
>I used to like him a lot in the early 00s when I was a teenager.
I meant 2010s.

>>715720614
I can't take the claims that northernlion is smart seriously after watching a couple of his wildfrost vods. His decision making when the chat isn't there to backseat him and he doesn't have 1000 hours in a game is suspect at best.

>>715722881
Nah Chiblee is goated

>>715722765
USA should be broken up into many smaller countries and Americans made slaves for life to repair the damage done to the world by their country.

>>715722609
The only funny clip I saw from him is him ranking animals he could beat in a fight, and he was absolutely, 100% rock solid sure that a fight vs a Panda would be a draw. His argument being that pandas are slow and tired so he could just run around until it falls asleep but he couldn't kill it. He did it early in the tier list and every few minutes someone new would come in, see the panda in the "tie" spot and call him stupid and he was getting increasingly desperate to hold that position. That specific series of events and factures was funny to me.

>>715722897
>Imagine being a streamer in your fucking 40s.
I don't think there is anything wrong with that really. As audiences grow older you might need some people who can resonate with that older audience

>>715721006
>t. got btfo

>>715723098
I'm sorry, it's actually 98.4% of straight men who kill themselves.

>>715723154
What about the UK? It is their fault.

>>715722765
>blatantly exaggerates his jokes about the situation
>taking these jokes seriously because you worship trumplestein
Man find something else to complain about, no rational person takes any of it seriously.

>>715717084 (OP)
>dogelike wreckbuilder

>>715718032
For once I'm gonna side with Mr Basedjak on this one.
Since when did coom brained gacha addicts think their opinions matter, honestly they're are just one step away from being trannies

>>715723292
I don't worship Trump, and no, NL absolutely took it incredibly seriously to the point that it was ruining his streams for a while. He calmed down on it because his own chat was telling him he was being unhinged but he gets very passive aggressive about it. I am just viewing the situation fairly. He thinks the tariffs came out of nowhere, I am just pointing out Canada has been applying larger tariffs to the US for decades.

>>715723154
Yes America is the cause of all evils inspite of only existing for 242 years. Rent free, you stupid faggot.

>>715722609
Everything you see here is engagement bait
Uma musume's popularity was surprising, but natural. Of course this is like a fresh meat for these people. Unfortunately anime and memes are way too intervened into the social consciousness now so there always be someone trying to make money out of a hot topic.
If I look at it one way, Its not that different from selling mining gear during the gold rush, on the other hand he clearly doesn't give a fuck about the game, and contributes to the decay of the whole hobby. Building a castle with lies only will one day crumble.

>>715722897
>only playing it because its popular
Are these your own opinions or just parroted from others? Anyone whose seen him talk about can tell he genuinely enjoys it, he even calls himself out on having fallen too deep into the gacha hole. And its not uncommon for him to have a brief love affair with a game for a while and then get over it and move on to the next thing after some time.

>>715717084 (OP)
Oh is this the real guy all those woah jacks are made from? He really looks the part!

>>715723456
>asserting that NL genuinely gives a fuck
Him taking a modern political back and forth between Canada and America and making a joke out of it is basic comedy fodder. Someone getting offended by it should sooner self examine themselves then get frustrated about "material that a comedy focused streamer used for easy jokes about the current thing".

>>715723401
Problem with these heckin based mainstream cuckservatives is that they don't realize that despite disagreeing with 2020 feminism, most of their worldview is still deeply rooted in the feminist brainwashing of the past century.

For me, it's DanGheesling

>>715723456
>I don't worship Trump but [lies Trump made up]

>>715723704
>If you point out someone is acting like a retard and is getting called out for it then you're actually mad

>>715723775
>Bros I'm so friggin pogged out of my gourd yaba daba doo I can't speak like a normal person I have to constantly communicate in memespeak.

>>715723776
If he makes coca cola use real cane sugar again, instead of this shitty syrup I give him a pass.

>>715723883
yes

>>715723457
>gets tilted
>America is the cause of all evils inspite of only existing for 242 years
>terminally online patriot playing dumb like they almost always do
You know damn well that anon is talking about the past three quarters of a century that America has spent as the world's sole superpower. Responding with that ass hurt 'le rent free' changes nothing.

>>715718032
Holy based the egg wins again

>>715723809
>person who made a joke that offended me is retarded because I say so

>>715720614
lol let this meme die dude

>>715722364
I mean, you probably have, but they are self-aware enough to hide their powerlevel around you.

>>715724145
Or the simply weren't low IQ SEAfags

>>715718032
Pissing off autists on the internet is just too easy, someone ban this man and his evil words, think of all the poor retards who can't handle even mildly being poked fun at.

>>715721865
He's one of the few good streamers

>>715718032
Do they even realize the irony of responding to his comment in this manner? Fucking 70 IQ gacha-tards.

>>715722087
>continue scraping the barrel for a living.
The ones that are good at what they do, make WAAAAAAAY more than you think, lil bro. Definitely not scraping the barrel on close to a million in passive income every month. iykyk

god of cuck never recovered
https://youtu.be/mBqMEbBMcMo

Used to watch him back in TBOI times (greatest game of all time btw), and he makes dobloons playing vide games and taps asian ass every day. Have you bought your stream deck am mic yet anon?

>>715719609
he spends the first few minutes of his first uma musume stream going in on its safe horniness, gachas as a whole, AND japanophiles, it's hilarious
https://youtu.be/Qv_uzEfT90A

>People are like "NL, you're mad cuz it's horny, but it's not horny." No, I know it's not horny, in a way that's actually what's bothering me more. When the game is horny, it's feels honest. When the games are cute, but people are still reviewing it calling the characters "waifu?" That to me is way more nefarious, disingenuous, satanic, a product created by the antichrist [joke]

>>715722881
retard

sayaka thread died for this eceleb newnigger SHIT THREAD kill yourselves /qa/niger m*ds

>>715724456
>he starts off comparing the game awards to MTV kid's choice awards
kek

>>715724672
sayaka my balls, bitch

>>715722765
Did you forget to gargle your rabbi's nuts today?

>>715724456
Damn this egg head is based

>>715718032
>"W-W-WHY DO THE VTUBERS I DEVOTE MY LIFE TO LIKE THIS 40 YEAR OLD GUY??? WHY DO THEY NOT LIKE ME???" HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE BLUE ARCHIVE!!!!!!"
it's all just really funny

>>715718626
Despite posting memes like picrel, BA community is full of hardcore ironicfags who are 100% convinced (read: they know they're wrong) that 2D!=3D and will respectfully elaborate (read: throw a bitchfit) whenever someone even implies there might be something sinister about their alleged attraction to 2D only.

to turn this thread back towards games, did the egg inspire you to try something he played?
i often do the dles and he got me into balatro and isaac way back
>>715718032
this is like that time he played pokedoku and assumed the black pokemon is a dark type

>>715721751
I can physically feel onions from this vid, holy shit

>>715724527
>making dobloons playing vidya
Man I wish I had the personality to talk about bullshit with no one to riff off of for five or more hours on end for a whole audience, a quarter of which would tear me apart if given the chance. You gotta be built different or something.

>>715724979
>has the egg inspired you to play certain things
I've never actually taken the time, but I have wanted to get into all of those media trivia and logic puzzle games that he plays.

>>715724979
I bought Ballionaire because watching him Anchor spam on the pyramid map over and over again was driving me insane

>>715724979
>>715725165
That was me with slay the spire way back in the day. By episode 3 I was already seeing all the mistakes he was making and knew I could do better and bought the game.

i still miss the nlss man
NL's shit takes aren't as funny without someone to call him out on it

>>715718032
This is a classic Parasocial relationship. Much like Valve and /v/ Reddit PC.

>>715725267
>see other guy play game
>get frustrated by mistakes
>fuck it, I'll just do it my damn self
Many such cases.

>>715717084 (OP)
His channel sucks these days.
It died with the NLSS

>>715718626
BA is the pinacle of being an ironic weeb, they only like the game because it makes people they do not like mad.

>>715717495
I honestly just think that the average Internet-goer of the '20s has never encountered a proper New York Jew, because that's basically his affectation to a T.

>>715724979
Bought Balatro and Nubby's Number Factory because of him, and I reckon I'll get Ball x Pit when it releases.

>poutine my penis in the fries
i get it now

>>715721865
okay i have a very limited exposure to northernlion and i just watched this.

he's literally just jerry seinfeld if he streamer. interesting.

>>715717084 (OP)
>do literally everything wrong
>RNG walks you to the end
>meanwhile I build a near perfect deck
>make one mistake
>lose entire run
I swear this guy has busted debug builds or something

>>715721006
I don't mind it but during dave the diver the glancing at chat to get a bit reached terminal levels and we never recovered, still love the egg though

>>715726123
He's not like Jerry Seinfeld himself in my mind, but I've always found him to very Seinfeldian, like the show. Something about his way of speaking and his love of conversations that are technically about nothing.

>>715717084 (OP)
Why the fuck are there so many deckbuilders out there? This is video games, cardfagging is meant to be played with physical cards, that's what board games are for.

>>715726419
yes i mean seinfeld as in the how he's portrayed on seinfeld, because i don't think anyone has had a single thought about him outside of that context. he even adopts the same intonation when he goes into complaining about his little imaginary guys.

>like his cine2nerdle and whenever he just talks about movies
>Is a massive tranny defender to the point where he is gargling their cock
I don't even think he is a defender irl, he just says it to not get killed

>>715726462
>physical cards
Gay and annoying, I like true representations of "Make 10000 copies of X card" that isn't me pen and papering

>>715724979
I don't know how many people even remember this but I thought Streets of Rogue looked fun when he played it years ago and got it myself and have since logged probably around 1000 hours on it.
And of course Binding of Isaac a decade ago for me too.

>>715717084 (OP)
they're calling him The Deckler

>>715719203
Reminder he's a bio major

>>715718032
kek, the absolute state of gachaniggers

>>715718614
You'll most likely get your life ruined in retaliation at minimum.

>>715726680
Thanks to his coverage of Dungeons and degenerate gamblers I saved money on what I thought was a slam dunk blackjack deckbuilder, but is actually ruined with unintelligible perks/buffs/trump cards. Roguelite devs need their games to be PokemonTCG, not Yugioh

Tell me when he goes back to doing the NLSS instead of his slop 6 hours boring ass gameplay while he argues with chat

>>715726680
>Streets of Rogue
Those mofos need to come out with Streets of Rogue 2 already, we were promised it earlier this year.

CAUGHT

>>715717084 (OP)
I don't hate this person but he needs to change his name. Northernlion gives bronze haired aryan chad not egghead gook inseminator

>>715726934
Unfortunately I expect it to take another year or two, seems like it's not even close to being done. Gotta have patience man.
It would be neat if NL plays it like he did the first one.

>>715726996
>calls himself northernlion
>doesn't actually have a golden lion's mane
Can't lie, I've always thought that was a little odd.

>>715717084 (OP)
can someone ask this guy raise his switch console next to his face when he is doing that expression?

>>715727129
He does live in the north though
really makes you think

>>715727085
>year or two
Fuck, I don't want it to be true but deep down I know that is probably the case. I think the dang game is supposed to be Early Access on release though, so maybe they'll release an early build sooner than later.

>>715727129
>Calls himself northernlion
>No lion at all, bald even
>Gets a japanese overlay and brand
>Hates anime and most otaku-media
Never understood him, always preferred when he had the wacky bald guy branding instead.

>>715718032
>he... isn't one of us?
>heh.... tourist gatekept, we did it reddit....
i really just don't get it, did him showing up on that one fauna stream for like 10 seconds mindbreak these people so much that they didn't realize he doesn't really engage in weeaboo culture like they do?

>>715717084 (OP)
>Literal soijak
lmao

>>715726580
NL has always been the quintessential redditard.
>said he considered playing Nier but decided not to because everyone he talked to about the game said they wanted to fuck the robot
>talked about how much he loves reddit because he gets to downvote people he disagrees with instead of having to actually interact with them
>said he hates nostalgia because it's a path to radicalization (effectively saying that if you stop to think about the world and how things were then you will be radicalized, which is true but the fact he doesn't realize how fucked this is tells you all you need to know about him as a person)

>>715727236
he likes Japan, not weebshit

>>715717084 (OP)
Is this the bald guy that unironically quit xitter because "the guy did the salute"?

>>715727486
Funnily enough his biggest dream has always been purging his subreddit, which he basically did since most fans with a brain left the fanbase as soon as the NLSS died

>>715717084 (OP)
NL has completely fallen off recently. Hence why he's now being posted here, aka mainstream retard central

>>715727493
yeah

>>715727493
Yes he has Elon Derangement Syndrome and his stream is the place where I hear about Elon the most

>>715727486
>>hates nostalgia because it's a path to radicalization
sounds like a solid bit

>>715727242
that's definitely a part of it, scrolling through some butthurt comments I saw people bringing up why so many vtubers like the guy more than once.
literally asshurt that their waifus like some random Canadian guy who doesn't care about anime at all.

>>715727619
Elon is a massive retard though so of course he's going to get made fun of.

>>715727486
I've always found him to be a (self aware) natural contrarian. He can't help himself but to disagree just to rile up some people.

>>715717084 (OP)
Imagine if he could do a single stream where he doesn't mention Trump or US politics every 3 minutes, while his country is fining people that don't live in a location with internet access for not paying for a net license, seizing bank accounts of people with the wrong opinion, and sending people to literal re-education camps for not following the approved narrative.

I won't say the rest, last time I got a 3 day ban for racism. I guess the jannies are part of his trooned out viewerbase.

>>715719929
Isn't "his" kid adopted? Also how do bald people with beards lack so much testosterone?

>>715727765
It's one thing to make fun of him but then there's seeing Mario wearing a cowboy hat and having to mention how it reminds you of Elon for no reason

>>715717084 (OP)
Why does my oshi like this bald fuck so much

>>715728004
shes retarded

What's the story with that library guy? Is he getting paid by northernlion or what because it seems like a very unhealthy weird relationship with this weirdo dedicating SO much time to not just watching him but creating clips and uploading them to youtube/twitter. Dunno how someone can dedicate that much time to one guy without being a FREAK unless he's directly paid

>>715719929
>mixed kids with an ugly asian woman
Unironically better to die a virgin

>>715718032
This is so fucking funny holy shit. Disgusting gacha losers getting NTR'd over the internet when their VTuber "waifus" like a generic bald milquetoast streamer over them.

>>715728135
They share the revenue from the channel, anon.

>>715724216
There's like 50 maladjusted westeners who like this game

>>715728135
he doesn't get paid or have a deal with him at all, he's just an unhealthily autist who likes a streamer. you see the same shit with all streamers
he does monetize his videos and NL has allowed him to, but he still put in about the same level of effort for a couple years before his channel took off

>>715728135
he does it for free actually he gets ad revenue

>>715727874
no

>>715727893
>Guy makes a reference to a laughing stock for humor
Makes sense to me.

>>715728135
He's a parasocial freak that makes money out of him because all the old northernlion/nlss compilators/clippers quit when the NLSS finished, it was pretty much a first come first serve kind of situation.
Funnily enough NL had always been a lazy ass so now instead of getting a worthwhile editor/2nd youtube manager he got stuck with a parasocial hikikomori vtuber fan that wants to fuck his wife

>>715728135
I think it's his editor, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was doing it all completely for free. NL gives off "king of reddit" vibes so it wouldn't surprise me at all if there were a hundred basedfaced redditors all lined up to lick his taint just to be mentioned on stream.

>>715728135
Hey pal, nearly everyone on the internet is a FREAK, just one of life's many lessons. But I do think he mentioned having something set up with that guy.

>>715728004
Containment board now

>>715723525
Reddit is another website, you got lost faggot

>>715723525
Eh, nah, that guy has a point and he kind of hit the nail the head. NL hasn't been shy about admitting that he had to drop games before because the metrics weren't good enough.
If no one gave a shit about this game, he wouldn't like it enough to keep playing it.

>I don't agree with some aspects of obama care but I am for it mostly
YOU WANT TO KILL MY MOM!? HEY GUYS HE WANTS TO KILL MY MOM.
>Leaves NLSS

>>715719929
The kid isn't white. Calling him a father is like calling some dude with a pet puppy a Dad.

>>715718032
>NOOOO WHY DO VTUBERS LIKE HIIIIM
lmao
cause he's funny and not a bore like you, ya pinhead

>>715717084 (OP)
The self hating white liberal with yellow fever phenotype.

>>715728460
the fuck is NLSS

>>715728535
That's impossible, clearly the jews did this to demoralize me

His daughter is gonna be Jeeted so hard

>>715724979
Most of the time any game I'm interested in he's playing was a game I was already looking to play Day 1 (Blue Prince, UFO 50)
But I think there's been some examples before of him attuning me to new games. I can't think of any of the top of my head, though, since he mostly just plays roguelites.

Oh, actually, I pirated the Logical Fallacy game cause of him. And I have been eyeing up Drop Duchy on the store page lately...

>>715728371
>generic comment about reddit with no relation to the subject

>>715717084 (OP)
Being bald is morally wrong

>>715728681
as if, she's gonna get some white guy like her mom did

>>715728765
Being jeeted isnt a choice anon

>>715728621
no, but she did do it to demoralize you. know your place

>>715718032
Favorite part of this screencap is the people projecting sexual desires onto them because that's the only reason why they can imagine someone watching a stream.
Yeah, man, I'm sure those women want to fuck the basedjak. It's not that he's just genuinely entertaining.

>>715718032
He looks like a pedophile, so it doesn't surprise me he seethes at anime.

>>715717084 (OP)
>deckbuilder
This genre should die off

>>715717084 (OP)
this guy is peak shitlib

>>715728434
Dropping a game because five thousand viewers leave is a different matter. He would play it even if he just maintained his usual numbers and perhaps be incentivized to make it a staple of his streams if it consistently added 10k to his numbers. But he is already somewhat moving on, because like any person he can take a strong interest in something and then get over it sooner or later.

>>715718298
I think this is a the joke

your head

>>715728720
You being here in the first place shows you dont care about video games, just some faggot who plays them for you instead, again you're on the wrong site for this

>>715718317
>>715718480
>THIS IS LITERALLY A DEATH THREAT WE ARE BEING THREATENED TO DEATH RIGHT NOW!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!
>the comment is just referencing a funny Mozambique trend
do bald fags really?

>>715718032
If only Blue Archuve fans werent such sperging and deranged autistic faggots about the loli and the cunny and the uoh they wouldnt get this much hate. Act like normal people, its just a fucking game you retard. You deserve all the hate

>>715729054
And you being here in the first place shows you dont care about video games, just arguing about some faggot who plays them, again you're on the wrong site for this.

>>715728681
I was thinking

Have “content creators” been around long enough to where we can see how their kids turn out? Not that I can think of. Imagine how fucked yo they are going to end up. We already see how braindead nepo babies are when their parents have real jobs, imagine the absolute state of kids who parents are fucking streamers

>there are unironic fanboys of this bald cuck itt
Nu-chan, you never fail to amuse me.

I've never watched him but I heard he dropped the bazaar because it was too hard for him. So he's probably a retard.

>>715728871
Bro, turn on your monitor.

>>715729327
He dropped it initially due to backlash against the new monetization model, and then later he stopped playing cause the game was buggy and was down every other day.

>>715729294
did he make fun of you and now you permaseethe?
or is his political sports team not yours?

>>715729327
That was 20% of the problem, the rest was the game kept crashing more frequently with every new patch and going down for maintenance when he was trying to play it and he got butthurt and finally dropped it.

>>715728578
Northern Lion's Shota Sluts

>>715728004
Women are retarded and often support things or people that harm them, one of her friends uses a literal loli avatar, so according to this guy, her and all her fans are evil.

>>715717787
If you’re a dad, you need to stay the fuck off the internet
No one cares about your ugly onions children and lifestyle

>>715722765
Canada has been an ethno-supremacist state for at least fifty years, even the mass migration is done under the guise of taking "only the good ones" or making racist comments about how African blacks are better than American ones. The entire political system rests on unearned sense of superiority over Americans.

>>715729390
>>715729409
I know the game does rollback and reconnect sometimes but he complained about it happening at least 5x as much as I have experienced it at its worst. Didn't he just force single weapon vanessa every run? I can't even imagine playing that over and over.

>>715729408
You're a liberal piece of shit

>>715722765
>>Canada has been unfairly* tariffing American goods for decades
*as agreed on by the United States, including king pedophile Donald J Blumpf

>>715728765
>implying there will be any young whites left in Canada in a decade or so

It's so funny how NL causes so much seethe for being "arrogant pseudointellectual guy who thinks he knows everything and speaks so authoritatively on everything" when that literally describes every person in this thread.

It it because he can make money off of it and you can't? Or is it because you don't like seeing a reflection of yourself?

Nobody:
Tranny:
>>715729740

>>715729694
America is a nation of pedokikes so go figure

>>715718032
>calls an entire community "insanely evil" for liking a harmless videogame
>"very light jab"

>>715729685
>fuck you, your pedophile political party isn't as good as my pedophile political party
politicsfags are cringe and retarded kys

>>715729694
>Put tariffs on a country that are larger than the ones they put on you
>Eventually someone does it back to you
>Act like they just nuked your capital
The Canadian lumber industry was screwing over America for decades and we were expected to take it because our economy was larger, lmao. I support reduced tariffs by Canada, not increased tariffs on them, but Canada is not just gonna lower them for no reason.

>>715729408
Kek the irony of some lefty eceleb fanboy desperate to defend his daddy saying this

>>715729740
People hate those that remind them of themselves, but have better lives.

>>715729810
He said the steam reviews gave off an evil energy.
Why are people so hurt by that?

>>715728871
Would you care to tell us the visual characteristics which makes someone look like a pedophile? I hear this accusation used in half a dozen threads as a gotcha against wildly different looking people and I want to know what the commonality is.

>>715729810
he also said people who hamburgers over cheeseburgers are psychopaths
do hyperbolic jokes not count when it's about thing you like or??

>>715729740
greedy dicksucker you are

>>715729685
>>715729863
why do people keep bringing up left and right?
what does that have to do with gaming streamers?

>>715719008
Short arcade game that extends its life span by locking or hidding enemies, characters, abilities, mechanics behind repeared playthroughs or menial tasks in the form of achievements

nothing more cringe than someone from an older generation like northernlion try to speak like the "young'uns"

>>715729740
>when terminally online contrarians encounter a normie dad who is also a contrarian but does it ironically
They could never hope to handle the banter.

I'm more a Dan Gheesling guy these days. NL's current chat is way too zoomer these days and it rubs off on him. I miss 2013 dark souls invasions with Josh and Nick.

>>715729849
So maybe America shouldn't have agreed to those terms? But yes you were getting Canada's resources for pennies on the dollar for it's entire existence. You should have to pay more, a lot more.

>>715729740
Dude, you've been sucking this guy's dick hard the whole thread, I don't think you can say anything about anyone here.

>>715730071
He just really likes the Rizzler.

>>715729801
Your normie meme might be better appreciated on ifunny or YouTube comments

>>715719008
In modern day it means a game where when you die you replay a portion of the game and occasionally get an upgrade to help you when you retry or some small part slightly changes.

>>715730126
yeah it's called self reflection, did you think I was excluding myself? unlike you I'm aware of my ego and pretentiousness

>>715729939
because these broken "people" make that videogame part of their personality

>>715730050
What does your cuck eceleb have to do with this board? Not our fault this bald loser himself is obsessed with politics.

>>715718032
Weebs are so fucking gay holy shit

>>715730027
>>715730126
>caring this much
>le dicksucking
at least try for some originality

>>715729390
>>715729409
no, when he dropped it it was because of the meta. he explicitly said this
Bazaar hasn't had that terrible performance after release

>>715730313
>Not our fault this bald loser himself is obsessed with politics
are you talking about yourself or NL? because that description sounds like you

>>715730103
>So maybe America shouldn't have agreed to those terms?
we're not anymore :)

>>715730313
>projects and immediately makes it about politics
Politics truly broke this board.

>>715729956
It's the soiboy male feminist look, bald, sometimes with a beard, goffy faces to appear non threatening, you know what I'm talking about. They all look the same, and they all end up getting caught doing weird shit.

>>715717084 (OP)
I don't watch him regularly, but I've seen clips of him shitting on redditors. He's a funni guy.

>>715730491
You voted for a rapist in the last election

>>715730223
>>715730374
Bro, stop.

>>715730493
By the look of this thread, he definitely leaves some people feeling eternally mad about literal nothing comments, so he must be doing something right.

>>715730578
>probable same fag
>tries to act like anyone else cares enough to samefag
Its unfortunate that the bald streamer has you this mad.

>>715717084 (OP)
When the fps is also a rpg

>>715730553
I'm not even American, are all this dude's fans obsessed with drump like this?

>>715729740
Northernlion is a bald e-celeb and for both offenses he deserves to be punished by the will of the almighty

Inshallah

>>715730738
Half the population has TDS so it seems likely.

>>715730553
I voted for a rapist this election too. Guess what I'm gonna do when there's another rapist on the ballot? That's right. Vote for him.

>>715730723
The samefagging is indeed pretty blatant. I don't know if you're op, but sorry the thread isn't worshipping your crush like you hoped, I guess? lol

>>715722082
Nah, he's a cunt plenty of times.
He's just funny so he gets away with it.
Also, he is insanely judgmental and he's basically constantly using all his willpower to hide it.

nothing in particular he's said has made me upset, I just decided I don't like his attitude and think he needs to be bashed in the head. if you get turboaids eating poop chicken and leave ceramic shards in your flesh for days, you don't get to pretend to be above anyone

>>715717084 (OP)
never watched the baldman. Any recommendations?

thread is cooked im afraid

>>715717084 (OP)
>when your kid is a shiny

>>715730887
I haven't even thought of kissing Northernlion on his hot mouth in over an hour, retard

>>715718032
If I had a Death Note, I'd write for it to kill every Blue Archive player who post online how they're sexually attracted to children. We all would be better off with them gone

If you get filtered by Northernlion you really need to take your meds and stop gooning with schizoids on Discord.

>>715722881
I hate Apollo
Nick is cringe but he was ok at times. Kinda miss him.

>>715730983
Dragon Ball Z and Breaking Bad are probably the best bald person kinos

>It's an Apollo episode
>he makes fun of weebs
>the dog fucker thinks he has the moral high ground

>>715730738
>obsessed with trump much
The only person who started bringing up Trump was an anon assmad about a joke about muh tariffs. Some other anon pointed out that it was just a joke. The argument then evolved from there because Trump, even at rock bottom and betraying his base of voters, still has defenders on the internet who will do it for free.

>>715718032
>tourist
>normie
>soi cuck
Do they even hear themselves?

>>715722881
https://youtu.be/zvRa9yPwnmI?si=EV4mm1BcF6WbO-zW
Nah, I love group content

>>715731024
If I had a death note I would finish what one brave German man started 80 years ago

>>715717084 (OP)
You miserable fags will NEVER be able to get me to dislike Northernlion

>>715722765
>SEE GAIZ THEY MENTIONED US AGAIN
>OBSESSED OBSESSED AMERICA RENT FREE IN THEIR HEADS
>LOOK GAIZ LOOK HE SAID MY COUNTRY AGAIN
calm down

There are currently no /v/ approved streamers left.
>vinny became too safe and irony poisoned, thus boring, has no energy left to enjoy anything anymore
>jerma got too involved with the tranny crowd and is semi retired
>Joel barely streams
It's over. Vtubershit doesn't count btw.

>>715731136
He's my president and I trust the plan you disloyal dog

>>715722881
They are constantly walking on eggshells since 90% of the current NL watchers are twitter and tiktok zoomers, anyone with a ballsack left years ago

>>715730887
>nu uh you're the samefag not me
>now I have to break out the screencap
I get it, random baseless accusations on the internet is fun, but come on.

>>715731069
I always liked Nick. A shame they had a falling out, I don't even remember the details (Nick didn't want to play Nintendo games on the NLSS or something?). I still watch his streams here and there. He's living with his wife in Ireland.

>>715731161
Thanks for proving them right.

>>715731418
>>jerma got too involved with the tranny crowd and is semi retired
man

>>715730932
>he's so judgemental
>has opinions
>someone gets offended by it
Yes, that is the unfortunate fact of the world. Why should he self censor because someone here is going to get mad or sad about a minor disagreement, its not like we self censor ourselves despite saying far more targeted or spiteful things. People just need to grow a pair.

>>715726580
I don't think he is a massive tranny defender by modern standards. Only by 4chan standards would anyone think that.

>>715731467
NLSS started getting more professional which he didn't like, arguments with friends (mainly Rob because he had TDS and Nick liked Bernie better than whoever the fuck was the dem candidate), mom was having serious health issues, dude was generally depressed which didn't help the whole deal of things which ended up culminating in him leaving the NLSS.
He was right at the end tho, eventually everything got more professional, everyone fucked off to do their on channels which ended up mostly failing and now we get current nl which sucks
Nice to see that he's happy now in Ireland with her lucky charms wife

>>715718032
>seething this hard because a normie got irked by an anime game with high amount of ecchi content
Has there ever been a more fitting, golden example of the rule that you absolutely, under whatever circumstance, do NOT break containment, than the BA community? Nu-weebs are dangerously obsessed with "acceptance"

>>715731626
>man
I saw the fanbase devolve into trannies in real time, and it's all because of one retarded tranny discord mod, like FUCKING ALWAYS.

>>715729678
the complaints were the terrible stability, having to redownload the entire game with every patch and workaround the installer crashing every time it updates, and the awful meta where the new stuff is hilariously broken and a winner is decided 2 seconds into a round based on whoever gets their first item activation

Nobody else is making Steely Dan references while acting as an extended preview for lots of games I end up enjoying. You could never make me hate NL.

>>715731626
Its so blatant at times just how badly they want to actually fuck Jerma. If he was younger, I'd be expecting him to end up being groomed by his fans.

>>715728262
>vtuber fan that wants to fuck his wife
Yeah, right. Don't buy it. No one's that desperate. Other than Ryan.

>>715731757
You don't want to fuck a hardcore otaku korean gremlin with heavy links to the korean-canadian mafia?

>>715718032
gachaniggers are the most embarrassing people on the internet

>>715728460
HUH? Who are you talking about. I missed out on this lore.

>>715729294
/v/ sucked this guy's cock for as long as he's been around. Difference is it used to be Isaac tards.

>>715731438
These prove nothing as a kid could edit the (you) out, I have no idea why people even bother posting them.

>>715725823
>i honestly just think that billions of people have never been to one specific city and come across a specific personality archetype
you sound really dumb

>>715722881
The Umamusume tourney Ludwig hosted was so insanely cringe
I really just despise Ludwig more than anything, but the guy calling for the beheading of Oguri Cap users in PvP was unexpectedly funny

>>715718032
>insanely evil aura
>dark energy emanating from the store page
I'm 100% sure I've read this before in a steam review for some innocuous game months ago. I'm pretty sure I even screencapped it and posted it to /v/ with "Games that have insanely evil auras?" or something like that. I think this must be a copypasta or NL saw the same review or my shitpost.

>>715731753
You said that already.

>>715731418
I took a break from jerma for about 4 years and open the newer vods in the background sometimes and he seems to have gotten better again because he keeps as much distance from his audience as he can

>>715718032
>calling him bald
he completely rocks the look and he's been making fun of himself for being bald for more than a decade at this point look at his pfp on youtube i doubt he's gonna be offended

>>715731835
No, his wife is ugly as hell.

>>715731851
>editing
Its always possible I suppose, but if we don't accept at least a screencap as fair enough evidence than any random number of posts can be mass replied to while someone obnoxiously claims "samefag". There has to be a line drawn rather than just saying any two anons we disagree with must surely be the same person.

>>715731418
>>715731626
>>715731729
You guys need to realize that the trannification of society naturally leans towards this.

If a friend of mine turns out to be a tranny, I'm not gonna stop being friends with him (or I guess her) cause of it. Most people won't, either. That level of extremism is unnatural.

This is happening in mass.

>>715731626
the fanbase sucks but the simpson's stream will always be kino

>>715731418
This is an e celeb shitpost thread anyway so may as well ask. I've gotten into Jerma recently and he's actually funny, I've been watching a mix of edited playthroughs of his old stuff plus some of the newer stuff he's currently making.
What are must watches for Jerma? Best playthroughs and videos and such?

>>715731969
>ctrl-f Steely Dan
>1 result
Can you read?

>>715727486
>>said he considered playing Nier but decided not to because everyone he talked to about the game said they wanted to fuck the robot
>>talked about how much he loves reddit because he gets to downvote people he disagrees with instead of having to actually interact with them
This is unfathomably based

>>715717084 (OP)
COME BACK TO THE BAZAAR PLS
WE NEED YOU
KRIPP CANT CARRY THE GAME ON HIS OWN

>>715732198
I'm not enough of a Jermhead to have any real suggestions, but his fans always talk up the Simpsons stuff.

>>715730376
This, last patch they nerfed so many of vanessa items and the perma freeze shit was actually cancer

>>715732198
>What are must watches for Jerma?
>Family Easter Stream
>Halloween Quiz Stream
>Jerma vs Star_ series
>Live Action Rumble
Those are my faves

>>715727743
vtrannies are so fucking pathetic

>>715732079
And annoying, you can tell she’s a zipperhead just by the mouth-full-of-crackers voice. Doesn’t help she’s a quirk chungus

>>715732198
Casino inc, chocolatier by design, simpsons hit and run, any SIMS, any of his big streams like baseball, carnival fair, family dinner, etc. The nicktoons baseball one is also an underrated gem.
Try to watch edits by dumptruck and thelike or full vods, 2ndjerma vids tend to leave a shitton of stuff out, just watch out for the AI edit channels that suck absolute ass.

>>715728170
One of my biggest flexes as a dad is that my son is a handsome little blonde kid
The amount of attention he gets from women of all ages is genuinely astounding, especially kind old ladies in grocery stores and drive-through baristas
If I had a dime for every time the asian mom of some hapa has fawned over him in front of her husband and kid, I'd have 20 cents, but it cracks me up that it's happened twice

>>715722881
I liked that dirtbag, Robert.
Dan Gheesling used to be good, but then he took over Northernlion's personality.

>>715732109
It's samefagging because there are multiple people seemingly extremely passionate about defending this random lefty eceleb on /v/, that all post in the same style. We don't have ip counters anymore, so I trust my gut to identify the obvious.

>>715719929
His kid is a little chinaman, he lost at life.

>>715732469
>>715732368
>>715732198
All great suggestions, I'm gonna throw in Jump King and the House Flipper Competition with Vinny, Etalyx and a bunch of others: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjRnhlqC5ZM

>>715732274
No clue if he'll ever return to it, but bazaar was fun while it lasted.

>>715731197
I used to watch HCJustin when he collabed a lot with the Mindcrack dudes.
It was a big surprise to see him again on a NL stream.

>>715732256
>This is unfathomably based

>>715726934
The open world design is fucking terrible desu, play the demo

>>715732618
>multiple people can have the same opinion
>they must all be the same person
That's just being silly. And I'm one of the anons you replied to.

>>715717084 (OP)
This baldie onions lord is one of the most boring streamers I've seen. Not surprised other onions enjoying cucks love him though.

Did Rob die or something? I know he's vaguely still around doing stuff but I don't think he's been on a stream in 5 years, and unlike Nick he didn't have a falling out with everyone else. Streaming seems like one of the easiest jobs ever so I don't know why you would stop.

>>715723883
Exactly this, but he convinces you to give him your credit card info and SSN over the course of one conversation.

>>715732198
I just watch the long edits people make, in fact that's all I watch these days, old edits of jerma and vinesauce streams, I keep trying to search for new people, but everyone sucks nowadays. I do have one small let's play channel that I found recently that I've been enjoying, but I'm not telling anyone here about it.

>>715724979
Quite a lot actually. He has a talent for playing something so fucking badly, that I can't help but get frustrated watching him and just play it myself.

>>715732618
>this random lefty
Just shut the fuck up about politics, holy shit you're even gayer than Tumblr ffs.

>>715732817
Rob keeps showing up to baer's football podcasts afaik, no idea what he's doing now.
He never had enough viewers to actually get by since he lived in New York which is expensive as fuck.
Prolly got a real job or something

>>715732743
>open world design is fucking terrible
If that is the case, maybe they're taking the time to rework the design. Wouldn't surprise me if they messed it up on their first attempt at it, it is potentially a bit ambitious by their standards to set up such an open world.

>>715732882
>but everyone sucks nowadays
Everybody is forced into the same fucking box due to the Youtube algorithm and Twitch attracting only the most autistic faggots on the internet. Nobody can become popular making quality original content anymore.

>>715732705
Its master class ragebait
Shitting on nier automata because 2b has a big ass is hilarious

>>715731161
says the nigger posting a shitjak

>>715732887
>even gayer than Tumblr
Politics has proven to be a blight on the internet, its just become mindless tribalism at its core.

>>715732359
all I remember from last month was mak keeping me in permafreeze and dooley destroying all my items. now pyg has a fully enchanted board of piggles that give him infinite sustain by day 6

word play is okay

>>715732887
>eceleb keeps bringing politics up
>somehow I'm to blame for pointing it out
You people can't help but be dishonest.

>>715732971
They needed to focus on the mechanical depth and not the breadth. Make systems talk to eachother and interact more, not relegate shit to a gay city and add crafting elements

>>715733125
>You people
You're the same fucking people as me you gigafaggot, jesus fucking christ.

>>715733125
>eceleb keeps bringing politics up
NL isn't here motherfucker, it's just you.

>>715733052
Based faggot.
>"ironically" behaving like the most stereotypical redditor libcuck all the time is based because it's "ironic"
People who hide behind irony are the biggest faggots in this world.

>>715733125
>but he keeps bringing it up
I think its just the thread getting to you, the guy barely talks about politics.

>>715717084 (OP)
Literally me, figuratively speaking

>>715732368
>>715732469
>>715732642
Thanks folks. Some of these I've already watched but got new stuff to add to the list.
Dumptruck is actually one of my main guys, but he posts pretty infrequently so I spread it out to others too.

>>715732983
Youtube genuinely sucks, sometimes I try to find new channels, but it's impossible with the dogshit search engine. It keeps recommending the same dozen people while showing a bunch of unrelated things.

>>715733052
I was gonna respond but I couldn't have put it better than >>715733284

>>715731739
So he got filtered, got it. I can understand a one-trick being frustrated by an adaptation game.

>>715730086
it's funny how back then nl tried to copy dan, now dan just copies nl, but it doesn't really work because he's nowhere near as well-spoken or knowledgeable.
not to mention all the boring discord hop ins where we get to hear an awkward nerd with a bad mic questioned for 30 mins over what he had for lunch

>>715732705
Wait, was that actually based on NL?

>>715730086
the ipad stream was fucking crazy man

>>715733096
yeah he was going to quit anyway
vanessa is even in a worst state now

>>715728871
Nah, he 100% looks like a flaming homosexual, and that's not even me trying to attack him. That pic he posted with Ludwig - he honestly looks like a gay man, does not exude an iota of masculinity or straightness.

>>715733284
Sorry bro, but your coombait slop is NOT good

>>715732618
it's funny how everyone complaining about "muh lefties" sounds exactly the same too.
My gut tells me they're all samefagging.

>>715732198
The entire simpsons hit n run is kino, the first time he plays wrestle kingdom is also funny

>>715733620
It's funny how Dan's real life makes for a satisfying whodunnit mystery. What a guy.

>>715733518
Have they fixed the performance?

Most underage thread on /v/. Zoomers really just pick random people to replace their parents since they didn't get enough attention from the real ones, and they get buttblasted when you make fun of them.
Shit's funny as fuck.

>>715719008
It means it has a strong focus on procedurally generated content and dying usually means restarting from the beginning every time, both aspects popularized by the 1980's PC game "Rogue", hence "Rogue-like"

>>715733573
>he's nowhere near as well-spoken or knowledgeable
Nobody talks about random bullshit and manages to make it sound like some kind of intellectual field of discourse as well as NL.

>>715731069
Austin (won't call him by his faggy dog name) is an example of someone who should have been beaten more as a child. Says dumb shit like people who get horny over women they see in the street are pathetic, and yet has a twitter account devoted to showing the thousands of dollars he spent commissioning pictures of him turning into a dog (that he wants to fuck). Guy is a retarded cunt.

>>715733759
>watch a guy make jokes
>must want him to be your daddy
Damn, that casts a whole other light on my enjoyment of standup comedy.

>>715732548
Asian women want white kids, its just how it works

>>715733759
Zoomers don't even know who NL is.

>>715733870
tfw no dan carlin bf

>>715733695
You didn't play the game, you just hate on anything japanese that doesn't fit with what your masters told it's ok to like. You and your bald eceleb are already part of the majority of people in this world, so I don't understand why you choose to come to places such as this just to make them worse.

>>715732915
speaking of that, malf must be in the running for kwaboty for nl adjacent streamers, barely manages to crack 100 viewers, and only has so many subs because of twitch paypigs.

Why the fuck do they all do that stupid fucking face.

>>715733870
Standup fags are daddy issue queers though

>>715733759
>Zoomers are watching the guy talking about Jack Bogle, 90s movies and classic rock

>>715734060
>NL plays the flavour of the month horse girl game - 25k
>Dan plays the flavour of the month horse girl game - 2k
>Apollo plays the flavour of the month horse girl game - 800
>Malf plays the flavour of the month horse girl game - 87
it's ogre

>>715734061
Youtube algorithm, not even joking.
>>715734060
Honestly no idea, maybe the apartment is his own or his gf's. Dude also used to have a good job before quitting to become a streamer and might has investments, who knows.

Bald people, much like fat people, are all evil, literally.

>>715734060
malf's problem is that he turned into a gigantic pussy the moment he began to stream. old malf used to by a maverick and would say all sorts of funny, out there things. now all he does is talk about how heckin delicioso the new vegan hot dog is.

>>715734060
malf is a nice dude but he is extremely boring solo, i even think he is a little autistic

>>715734130
>those metrics
Goddamn, these people are not built the same. I always wonder what it must feel like as a struggling streamer, seeing people in the same circle as you effectively monopolize the pool of limited views.

>>715734061
>>715734152
A shame, with DracFetus' art it made it easy to see which videos belonged to which series, now all I see is his gay face doing a soi expression.

>>715726901
There will never be a new NLSS format and it's better that way. You know damn well that it would just consist of the usual, obnoxiously retarded faggots that he surrounds himself with nowadays like Justin, this Chiblee guy or the furry faggot and nobody sane would want that. Sticking to solo streams while keeping those idiots contained to occasional coop stuff that isn't on a strict schedule is honestly for the best.

>>715734375
Dunno if I would say nice, he's sperged out way too much in the past, and when doing group content seems to have a strange demeanour about him.

>>715719929
blud is really glazing an onionsboy

Video games?

>>715717084 (OP)
I have roguelike, deckbuilder and roguelike deckbuilder fatigue.
Come up with something new already and not something that useses random change and grinding meta progression to hide poor balance, difficulty and lack of any pacing.

>he almost started playing oldschool runescape this week

oh no no no

>>715734491
I'm aware that the NLSS will never come back since Nek is gone, malf is doing his own shit but failing, baer the same, austin is too busy pandering to his furry subs, chiblee is an unfunny zoomer, rob is MIA, it's still sad to know that it will never come back.
I just don't like his solo streams at all since it's basically just him reciting shit he saw on twitter/bluesky/reddit, chat shittalking him, then him shittalking chat and starting the cycle of boring commentary.
Fact that he also shittalks anyone praising him for his NLSS days makes me dislike it even more.

>>715734130
I always wonder how streamers can live off this amount of views. If you're NL or Hasan or whatever you're rich as fuck, but does Apollo really get enough money from under 1000 people to comfortably live off of?

>>715717084 (OP)
>people call him smart
>because of le movie trivia
Anyone filling their head with useless information can literally not be smart.

Anyway I wish I could filter streamers by an actual "variety" tag that isn't just a variety streamer bait games, as I've run out of things to play.

I liked Ryan's friends until that Library fuck revealed their facecams in their clips out-of-nowhere. Justin and Kory sound way more handsome than they look

>>715719929
Wow anon, are you perhaps.... projecting???

>>715733160
>Make systems talk to eachother and interact more
Indeed, so many games out there where the devs made the systems in isolation from one another and then just threw them in the same pot without any further thought.

>>715734674
This happens 90% of the time with Internet people. Is a shame.

>>715734664
Dedicated autists throwing gift subs at you every day, plus sponsorship money, plus ads
Yeah, probably enough to live off of.

>>715734664
apollo earned an absolute shitton of money during the amogus hype days, he paid his house off with it, he doesnt need many viewers anymore

>>715734664
what they have is paypigs - people who are willing to pay enough that they count for a hundred people - get enough of those and you're set. apollo was at one point in the top 20 or so subbed channels on twitch when he was doing his subathon for a house.

>>715734674
chib is cute though :3

>>715734417
I do wonder about that. How must, for instance, Kory feel when he has to wageslave when NL is geting a massive sponsorship to play a video game for a few hours? No doubt there's resentment, has to be.

>>715734898
I still don't know if that was his real face or it was a bit.

>>715734664
It really depends on your viewerbase
Bunch of tiktok/twitter viewers? Gonna make fuck all money
Horny men/furries/heavily parasocial people? Big money.
There's a difference between 1000 viewers with 40 of them being subs and 1000 viewers and 600 subbing.

Imagine knowing who any of these people are

>>715734674
are you saying that justin and kory are both incredibly ugly? because their voices are ok at best, with justin's you can tell he's incredibly fat and kory sounds like an annoying east coast jew.

>mfw he fantasizes about getting shot by police while walking with his daughter because hes bald and has umamusume on his phone
i feel like hes only gonna get funnier

>>715734491
>it would just consist of the usual, obnoxiously retarded faggots that he surrounds himself with nowadays
How can a guy so capable of banter be surrounded by people who struggle to keep up. He can hit it off with a wide group of people given the subjects he tends to talk about, he actually managed to get a bunch of silent randos in the soccer game to get really involved in having a spirited conversation with him and having a good time. But then he has his usual tag alongs that don't feel quite on par with him in their shared content most times.

>>715718032
gacha genuinely attracts obsessive mentally ill impulsive troglodytes.

It's really sad to see how much they defend these companies milking them to death

>>715735150
NL seems cooler than he is because he never leaves his comfort zone

>>715735150
justin is probably the only one who can slightly keep up with nl because he knows some of his music and cultural references and also jokes about cum all the time.
austin is easily the worst and responds to any prompt with silence or 'i don't know what that is'

>>715734674
I really miss his old friend group, don't care how they look but there was a loss of soul with the new ones.

>>715735146
>shot by police while walking with his daughter
Holy shit, just reminded me about the airport rant about the symbols in the bathroom that people are supposed to use if they're being sex trafficked. Him talking about his daughter randomly starting to mimic the symbols because she doesn't know any better and freaking out scared that the cops are going to pick him up and then see umamusume on his phone.

>>715722881
I still don't understand the hate for Apollo. Being the heel and butt of your friendsgroup has always been funny and he knows how to take it like a champ

>>715727486
Does he own a Switch 2?

>>715735473
apollos sole giga flaw is how mad he gets in multiplayer games if he doesnt win

>>715735473
Because
>he doesn't know anything (and gets butthurt about it)
>gets butthurt when he isn't winning
>acts like a proud degenerate and judges normal people

>>715735449
https://youtu.be/FKMQKVQf0L0?si=A-D6O85n2s9jKWvL
Great bit

Kill everyone itt. Holy shit go back.

>>715735572
>giga flaw is how mad he gets in multiplayer games
That's a pretty big flaw, it's hard to play with a guy willing to start dragging down the experience for everyone if he doesn't get his way.

>>715735473
How long before he troons out?

>>715735709
t. mad gachanig

>>715733759
>thread about a archetypal millennial liberal
>all his fans are archetypal millennial liberals
>blames it on zoomers

>>715736096
>>all his fans are archetypal millennial liberals
not really, he captured the younger audience, that's why he's still popular

Nuke this thread

>>715736083
nah, only one i legit thought had a chance was rob and i base that solely on him having long hair and having said he would fuck his own identitical clone

>>715735572
>>715735753
Austin taking PuBG too seriously is also what ultimately pushed Nick out, so he's responsible for that too.

>>715735709
I want to give you shit for posting this slice of life uwu anime pic, but I think I recognize the girl in the middle as Ilya, so I probably don't have a right to talk.

>>715735473
>>715735572
hes a necessary evil

>>715735709
sex with cups

>>715735473
He is a bit of a faggot, but I think compared to the NLSS days he's lightened up and is now a good member. He can keep up with NL pretty well and makes for some decent banter and bits.

>>715719929
Having a kid doesn't make you not a soicuck and it's never been an accomplishment. Trying to shame people over it surely isn't helping your case.
NL is one of the biggest losers of all time and he's super fucking boring.

>>715718032
>steals your vtuber waifu's heart
>shits on your dogshit pedo gacha game and half the community is on his side despite gooning to little girls
>the best insult the pedos can come up with is bald, which he fully embraces and uses as a gag

mogged i'm afraid

>>715736205
She's a sex icon so of course you recognize her

>>715736495
Doesn't matter if you own it or not, being bald is a big L.

>>715736582
he looks fine bald

>>715734664
>does Apollo really get enough money from under 1000 people to comfortably live off of?
I could see it.
I occasionally watch a small ~100 viewer channel.
>male (male)
>no hornyshit
>no TikTok
>small Youtube (~2k views per video)
>small Patreon
The Twitch revenue leaks showed he earned over 6 figures annually from Twitch alone.
He's definitely an outlier but it demonstrates the principle. It's not always about total viewers.

>>715736642
He's kind of ugly, so it doesn't really matter, but he would look better with hair.
Only like 0.01% of men look better bald or shaved.

>>715736763
>He's kind of ugly
I disagree, he's got a good jawline, he definitely could have done better than his wife

He's like if scientists found a 2015 #imwithher Hillary voter preserved in ice and then gave him his own tv show once he thawed out. Its fascinating to watch him virtue signal over pointless shit like the word waifu

>>715736582
>>715736642
>>715736763
at this point I do legitimately think he's grown into being bald better than when he had hair
but I think this is from when it was already thinning

>>715736795
he's too much of a beta to get any other woman, he only got kate because she reversed groomed him.

>>715736690
The twitch leaks weren't accurate and greatly over estimated a lot of streamer's incomes but a lot of small channels have an oil baron dropping hundreds of gift subs randomly

Are there any offline deckbuilders that aren't roguelikes? I know Library of Ruina is like rpg or something, but is there anything else?

>>715736870
That's because he has terrible facial hair, glasses that don't suit him, and terrible, thinning hair, plus he looks chubby.
If you took modern NL, gave him a good head of hair, he'd go up by 2 points.

>>715717787
>>715722765
He's Canadian? I don't know why I thought he was British or Irish
I probably confused him with someone else

I want to like this guy but I seethe whenever I watch his youtube stream recordings, and he's always banning people from his chat who point out when he's totally misunderstanding a mechanic or didn't read a tooltip or whatever. Otherwise he's quite entertaining, but seeing that bald fucker ban people, who he's also begging for money, when they tell him to reread a tutorial popup? Makes me mad.

>>715717084 (OP)
uhmmm actually sweaty, what you are referring as a roguelike is actually a roguelite

>>715736994
Steamworld quest for gilgamesh, Chrono ark (it's a roguelite but it's also a VN), card city nights 1 and 2

>>715722082
>Are there people that farm out of context hate clips of streamers like him? He is explicitly inoffensive, but I suppose it shouldn't be surprising when some people online fail to identify a sarcastic or joking tone apart from being serious. This dude never goes out of his way to genuinely be smug or mean spirited, if anything he is one of the most fence sitter individuals I've seen, in a good way. Quick to admit that he doesn't know all the facts and doesn't want people to just take his words at face value, but never lets that stop him from making what he thinks is a funny joke in the moment.
He's canadian and as such is a great example of false positivity and passive aggressiveness. He's not inoffensive, you're just stupid.

>>715736934
>kate reverse groomed him
I don't want to comment too much about the marriage of a stranger, but I can't help but feel there is some truth to this based on what I know.

>>715717084 (OP)
How many Binding of Isaac videos has he made now?

>>715737074
>he's always banning people from his chat who point out when he's totally misunderstanding a mechanic or didn't read a tooltip
Based

>>715736937
>The twitch leaks weren't accurate and greatly over estimated a lot of streamer's incomes
Were they? How off were they?
I know NL said he wouldn't talk about it and I don't watch any other big streamers, so I didn't know that.
>a lot of small channels have an oil baron dropping hundreds of gift subs randomly
Really? Usually I just hear about girl streamers farming simps even with low viewership.

>>715737251
I think he got to 3 or 4 thousand or something like that. He finally kicked the habit a few years back, end of an era.

>>715735473
>he knows how to take it like a champ
Yes, because he's a faggot.
Seriously though, the issue with Austin (I refuse to use his shitass furry name) is that he's straight up retarded and doesn't know anything that doesn't involve his degenerate furry bubble, which leads to a lot of interactions with NL falling completely flat because he just doesn't know what to say. It did get a bit better over time though.
Another thing that is very annoying is how overly competitive he is about every game, resulting in him crying 5 minutes into pretty much every round they play and constantly blaming anyone and anything (even the game itself most of the time) but himself. He's just a huge baby and it gets annoying real quick. Also his superiority complex towards anything he deems "weird", when he's a fucking furry himself is more than enough to warrant all the hate. I genuinely think that he's a massively egotistical asshole.

>>715733937
based zoomers

>>715737074
anon I hope this is copypasta because the banning thing is part of the bit, lel

>>715717084 (OP)
>roguelike is also a deckbuilder
I’ve literally never heard of any game like that

>>715737165
>going after an anon several hours later
>yada yada he's canadian
What have Canadians ever done to you, they make great syrup and they have poutine.

>>715725267
this happened to me a couple of times
then i realized i was significantly worse at the games than him
it humbles you

>>715735709
You first pedo

>>715734674
You're talking about a guy you don't knows friends you also don't know and they don't want to know you. Get a hobby, dude.

>>715737451
>What have Canadians ever done to you, they make great syrup and they have poutine.
They're huge assholes and all around shitbirds. Fuck em.

>>715737295
>Were they? How off were they?
One streamer who shares their stats regularly, but I'm not going to shill them and I don't have a link to when they pulled up their numbers anyway, was in the leaks as making 3x what he actually does. He's a ~500 viewer average making mid 5 figures on a good month but doesn't have a tiktok/youtube/patreon/etc.
The leaks were probably more accurate for the big names like NL

>>715717084 (OP)
>jews when they see my BWC

new roguelike ISP phone carrier just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDfPKIT61Ug

>>715736205
kill yourself, newfag

>>715737597
pot, kettle

any day 1 episode 1 isaac watchers here? i remember being curious about the game because the steam page trailer was confusing and i stumbled upon NL as one of the first youtube results. fuck that was a long time ago
i haven't watched anything from him after some 100+ episodes of OG isaac though, but it was a fun time before streaming was a thing and the person playing had to have something to talk about and not just react to chat

>>715737813
>pot, kettle
Awww did the little leafcuck feel bad that someone sees through his facade of politeness? Go drown yourself in that slop you call poutine.

>>715737948
Did your wife not get her bbc today? Is that why you're so cranky?

>>715736994
Legends of Runeterra

>>715737680
NL is not a big name compared to what the other crazies are making. You'd shit your pants if you knew.

>>715727743
People who dislike anime are usually subhumans though. They're usually on the left side of the political spectrum, look like limp-wrists, hates themselves/their race, cry about sexualization, don't have children and if so are ugly mutts that will grow up to be less than human like their parents, and many more repulsive traits.

>>715738014
>Did your wife not get her bbc today? Is that why you're so cranky?
Did the indians not use their shitting hand for your tim horton's today? Is that why you're such a cuck?

>>715738053
nl was number 101 earning streamer when the twitch stats leaked and has since then doubled his viewercount, dude is mad rich

>>715737680
>was in the leaks as making 3x what he actually does
Holy shit. How the fuck could the leak be so far off? Makes no sense to me.

>>715738061
>leftists dislike anime
What the fuck am I reading

>>715737779
you're no fun

Most dogshit thread on /v/ award.
Congrats twitter zoomers.

>>715738318
he's right, sort of

>>715738318
A truth nuke.

>>715738318
Yes??? Literally seething about it all the time, this thread included.

>>715738583
>>715738631
No he's not
What do you think made being a tranny so popular with these guys

>>715738318
>What the fuck am I reading
The leftists he speaks of are of course feminists. So rightoids that oppose anime are in the same company as feminist scum. Consider that.

>>715738014
If you wanted to disprove that Canadians are passive aggressive cunts you should have posted literally anything else but this.

>>715738665
Trannies hate feminists

>>715738318
>What the fuck am I reading
the consequences of long term over exposure to political tribalism mang, keep up.

>>715738789
Trannies are on the extreme left and they love anime

>>715738665
There is more of a correlation between video games and trannies than anime and trannies.

>>715738747
It's a very direct insult.

>pedo
>pedo
>pedo
The average modern 4chin thread is like reading a reddit or twitter thread, I cry about what happened to this site.

>>715738840
Definitely not, anime is at the forefront of sexual degeneracy, anime created a whole generation of trannies

>>715738838
Trannies would be on the extreme right if the right didn't use them as a scapegoat.

>>715738963
people on the right are socially conservative, that means traditional values, that's the opposite of men deciding they're women

>>715738665
Trannies hate anime and japan which is why they complain about how problematic they are and try to subvert them all the time, and since you're trying to give it to them, I can only assume you're a falseflaging tranny.

>>715739018
>Trannies hate anime
You're very ignorant here
Anime is full of tranny characters, "traps", it was the inception of the modern terminally online gender confused male

>>715738914
Name any tranny that is into anime and not into video games and I can name five more that are exclusively into video games.

>>715739000
Traditional values include starting a family, now tell me, how many people here do you think have done that?

>>715738912
the world you knew is gone weeblennial
It's time for the rope now

>>715739129
Literally everyone is into video games, it's not some niche interest

>>715739134
I don't understand your point

>>715739108
Thanks for confirming the obvious and outing yourself as a tranny, you dumb fuck.

>>715739241
Your conservatism is fraudulent

>>715739314
I used to watch anime, but I'm not a tranny, back then I noticed how common it was and how there were so many people on /a/ who liked traps

>>715739108
Nice try falseflagger

>>715739327
Who the fuck said I was a conservative?

>bump limit literal who eceleb thread
*clap* *clap* *clap*
You did it again 4jeets!

>>715739438
Your linguistic usage

>>715738912
vueko eruko cute

>>715739512
You're a fucking retard, I didn't use any "conservative" language and I'm not conservative

>>715739018
>trannies all universally hate anime and Japan
The sort of people you are talking about are a modern kind of cultural imperialist. They don't hate these things, they want to reshape the mold of these things to fit a more culturally pre-approved version of it suitable for their progressive views, such as "safe horny" (fetishes or sexual fixations that offend the average American sensibilities) or bashing Japan for not displaying in their media a kind of demographic makeup that mirrors the modern US (not diverse enough). But they absolutely do not hate anime or Japan as a country, many of their inspirations or favorite media products hail from the genre and the country.

>>715739561
>men deciding they're women
That's clearly a conservative way to say it

>>715736093
>illya
>gacha
retarded nigger inbred aminal

>>715739631
I'm conservative because I think that gender exists? Lmao

>>715739723
Your views on that particular issue is aligned with conservatism. Given that's all the info I have, assuming you to be a conservative was a reasonable bet.

>>715739000
people *isn't married* on *has no children* the *hates women because they aren't promiscuous enough* right *unironically uses the term "pearl clutching"* are *supports freedom of speech* socially *worships tech company CEOs* conservative *complains about censorship* that *donates to "based" e-thot* means *is an atheist or neopagan* traditional *goons for 15 hours to tranny porn* values *votes in elections*

>>715739580
They hate it because it isn't theirs, you see it with both trannies and niggers, the second japs show a drop of resistance to their bullshit, they get extremely anti-japan.

>>715739960
Well that's stupid, people aren't one dimensional

is this the new jerma?
now im gonna see some bald guy on /v/ every day?

>>715739108
>Anime is full of tranny characters, "traps"
All the most famous traps come from video games.
>Astolfo
>Bridget
>Gerudo Link

>>715733518
you shouldn't take it so personally when someone doesn't like the game that you like
especially one so buggy and mismanaged

>>715731418
I've tried to watch Vinny for years and every time he just starts blathering on about some music bullshit or his shitty celebrity neighbours or he's does the Wacky Voice. It's like a game has to be a tire fire like Cyberpunk for him to keep his attention on anything

>>715740176
t. guy whose cultural knowledge does not extend beyond the borders of video games

>>715723013
>and he refers to his wife as "the boss" when talking to people and it's completely normal and that's what being a married man is like and if your wife did the same people would be concerned for her safety etc. etc.
yeah that's normal.

>>715740235
Name an anime trap character that is bigger than those in terms of cultural impact.

>>715740372
How do we measure the cultural impact of gay anime characters?

>>715738318
Right wingers hate anime for being gay cartoons
Left wingers hate anime for being softcore child porn