Thread 715845364

What is the appeal of Uma Musume? Why is it so popular?

>>715845364 (OP)
its probably fun, i dunno

stupid thread

Retards were told it's popular.

>>715845364 (OP)
Aren't these horses like 12.

>>715845364 (OP)
it just fucking appeared out of nowhere with suddenly everyone playing it

>>715846257
because it just released (globally) dumbass
thats what happens when videogames come out

>>715845364 (OP)
i like to look at good looking gals run fast
simple as

>>715845364 (OP)
Ironic weebs shill that garbage for free

>>715845364 (OP)
Daughterwife simulator

>What is the appeal of Uma Musume?
anime is cool now and doesn't get you bullied anymore
>Why is it so popular?
streamers

>>715847093
>streamers
It was popular before streamers picked it up.

It's fun

>>715845364 (OP)
Horse. Lolis. Who needs gameplay?

>>715846492
Bitch, google all the 140cm umas. NIGGER!

>>715847291
>A skilled roy can defeat any fox

>>715845971
In horse years yes

>>715845364 (OP)
Men want cute girls. Put cute girls in your game and men will play it. AAA devs are mystified by this.

>>715846363
give an example of someone outside of japan who knew the game existed before it got released outside japan, that shit's not normal for a region-locked game from a literally-who dev

>>715848330
Anyone who watched the various anime seasons and was curious if there was more?

>>715848330
it does feel a BIT over hyped rn but you're fucking retarded if you think this was a anything close to a literally who series outside of japan

>>715848330
Anyone who follows Japanese fanartists

>>715848330
>Cygames
>literally who

>>715845364 (OP)
thicc, sweaty horse pussy.

>>715845364 (OP)
This game would be better without the idol part.

Why do brown schizos get so mad when a gacha game finds success. It's not like you do anything else other than sperg out in your Deltarune/Undertale/Coffin of A&L/Touhou containment threads.

>>715849028
Nope.

This is the appeal

>>715848330
The anime started airing in 2018 everyone knew about this, also Cygames has been well known since Granblue Fantasy

>>715849028
Its so dumb and stupid I can't help but love it. The concept itself about horse racing but they're girls its already culture shocking for westerners and right after that they start singing and dancing.

>>715849176
NTA, but there has never been a successful idol game in the west. I won't respond to unlimited cope, btw.

>>715849679
theres been an idol game in the west?

>>715850081
The first idol game in the west was a Neptunia spinoff but only had 5 fucking songs in the game and could be 100% completed in 4 hours.

>>715849028
I saw someone said that bamco should do a case study on umamusume global release for gakumas' global release, and not realizing the fact that people are being drawn into umamusume because of the races / irl lore of the horses and not because of idolshit

>>715845364 (OP)
MAJIMA THERE HE IS

>>715845971
Even younger, they often have their career between the ages of 2 to 4 out of their usually 28 to 30 years lifespan, so if you were to replace them by humans, these races would be full of 6 to 10 years olds running for their lives.

>>715847291
numbah wan urara

>>715845364 (OP)
>lust-provoking image
>irrelevant time wasting question

>>715849183
I like Taiki for more than her tits.

>>715847291
Who is the Yujiro of Uma?

>>715848330
We had threads daily about "Japanese humor" with gold ship being a silly goofy horse. Her drop kick winning animation was trending on twitter back in 2021.

>>715852097
SANK YOUUU TRAINER SAN

8 pulls to pity and I still only have one Kitasan.
I really don't want to start over but LB1 is not enough and I'm starting to feel the FOMO...

>>715852248
i still don't have one....

>>715852248
just borrow it

>>715852315
Yeah but I don't have Super Creek either so my account is omega bricked when there's 2 must have cards and I don't have either. Can only borrow one.

Rape Symboli Rudolf.

Am I gonna make it if I stick with this.

>>715852248
LB1 is fine stop being such a faggot

>>715845364 (OP)
HORSE SEX

>>715852417
>not trolling him into rerolling

>>715849183
I love Taiki and her engrish

>>715849028
You would be better if you weren't a faggot

the refreshing smell of grass

>>715852516
WEABOO

>>715849028
Why don't you like cute girls dancing for you, anon? Explain.

>>715850396
anime horse girl racing kinda did the advertisement by itself, gakumas will never reach the same popularity in the west because it's JUST idols

>>715852396
eeeeeeeh

>>715852516
after playing 40 careers i have decided that grass wonder is the best girl

>>715849028
first time playing gachashit? majority of people don't play them for the gameplay

>>715852567
Yea thats how I feel too. Fuck it, back to the coal mines.

>>715852516
Does she know what she's doing? Is she aware of how erotic her tummy is? Does she know what a man can do to her? Would she let a man do whatever he wants to her knowing she has more strength than him?

>>715845364 (OP)
I NEED the Dia porn
Stupid faggot prudish nips and their arbitraty no hentai rule for the horses

>>715852706
just create some sloppa

>>715852248
Unless you want to PUMP pvp (which you can never really compete with paypigs without absurd luck) then 1 kitasan is plenty

>>715852516
I think it STINKS

>>715852396
you prolly have some decent LBed SRs to use. Like a MLB tosho or manhattan are often better than base SSRs.

>>715852729
I don't understand what is the significance of kita in pvp can't you just borrow it and get the stat growths?

>>715852725
It doesn't hit the same
I need a hand drawn doujin with a proper plot

>>715852516
is it glass or grass

>>715852551
>POV: you fapped to futa uma hentai

>>715852827
why would it be glass

>>715848330
Retard the game went viral because handfull of known streamers picked it up, and people made it sound like it was a gacha roguelite when roguelites are insanely popular atm

>>715852827
Grass

A part of me is curious about playing this but a much bigger one knows I have less than zero interest in the gachashit or the idol aspects and I just wanna watch horse girls race. I think what I really want is an anthropomorphized version of those marble race streams everyone was so enraptured with back in 2021

I'm ranked #1 on the global Goo Goo Babies leaderboards

>>715852394
bwo the one being raped is you...

>>715852914
The idol shit is not important it is barely ever acknowledged and just an excuse to have victory songs.
The gachashit however is brutal and gay

Cafés de Manhattan.

>>715852914
Idol aspects are really minimal, both in the game and the anime it's something that the story doesn't really focus on, it's 99% a racing sports series first and foremost.

bros should I whale for kitasan blacked

>>715852914
>I think what I really want is an anthropomorphized version of those marble race streams everyone was so enraptured with back in 2021
the gameplay is literally this, but you do !boost before the race, and the idol part you can skip and never watch

>>715852536
Why does she wield a naginata(?)?

>>715852997
Selva de Bolso.

>>715852992
the gachashit is a far bigger dealbreaker admittedly

>>715853031
No but if you're going to do it anyway, it'd be more prudent to buy a reroll account.

>>715852992
the idol performances are pure kino

>>715853076
She's an American horse raised by weeb parents so that she also embodies Japanese culture. Naginata have a traditional association with warrior women.

>>715852997
Semana Especial

>>715849028
Instead of standing on a podium, all athletes in every sport should be forced to perform in a concert.

>>715852370
are you a slave to guides unable to think for himself? the main reason super creek is wanted is because of swinging maestro, but swinging maestro restores the exact same amount of HP as all the other gold recovery skills, plus sprint/miles don't even really need gold recovery.
>special needs from the event gives gourmand which is good for pace chasers
>the welfare mcqueen from the story and shop gives cooldown which is for long
>Vodka gives BOFA which works for everyone and only very slightly worse than swinging maestro
>super creek and tachyon will spark their unique recovery once they're 3 stars. you naturally accumulate stars from shops/legend races and can buy star pieces with statues so it'll eventually happen.

if you REALLY need swinging maestro then just borrow super creek, theres a lot more good speed cards then there are stam cards.

imagine going to an umapyoi concert and she twirls and bits of her sweat land on you in the crowd haha

>>715853076
To strike down the front runners in the final stretch

Finally got her outfit. Very pleased with this development.

>>715849028
Wrong. The longer I play, the more I appreciate that part. It feels special when your Uma has their own song (or a small group) that really shows off their voice and personality, and Make Debut and Umapyoi are both fucking great songs as the modular "everyone sings it" arrangements. I'm really partial to the voices that really stand out as different, like Rice Shower as the soft and gentle one. Lynn as Maruzensky is also very talented.
If you include JP, you have my favorite gremlin Twin Turbo.

Blue Archive was really supposed to be where Uma is now. With the anime and PC releases failing, I don't know what else is left at BA besides pornos.

>>715853435
>nexon
It had to be this way.

anyone know what the max amount of people that can follow you is?

>>715853435
no, no it isn't.

having a blast

>>715853482
Don't know the max but there's an achievement for having 100, so pretty high.

>>715852804
Yes you can, but that takes your follow slot. There's 5 other card slots that can be powerful, but in the scenario you only need kita, then borrowing it is fine

>>715853416
>my favorite gremlin Twin Turbo
based

Well this was retarded

Should I uncap my R support cards or just turn them into cleats?

>>715845364 (OP)
Astroturfing and streamers.

>>715853542
thanks

>>715853576
I still think her design looks like it belongs in a different game, but maybe that's the point. She's the loud, over the top chaos goblin. It was the same way in the anime.

The most fucked up part about the idol concerts is the fact that every single girl needs to learn 3 different dances and 3 parts of a song. Imagine practicing that shit for god knows how long and you don't even place, or you get 3rd and you start fucking up doing stuff for first since you were so confident in winning.

>>715853435
different games. Uma is a literal more interactive game.

Personally, what I like about Cinderella Gray is that you don't feel alienated at all, even if you aren't playing the game. The show itself is of extremely high quality and many who watched it would want to join the game.

>>715853327
I wish that was me....
I'm starting to think I'll never beat the Arima Kinen with her either. Getting the fucking Turf/Long sparks is like impossible.

>>715852516
when i was rerolling for kitasan i got her support card 5 times before i even saw 1 kita

Horse titpussy

>>715852396
>-10 energy for +25 stamina
i guess
>-10 energy for +25 guts
why Golshi

i need mommy

>>715853435
kek i'm playing BA right now while funposting in these threads
BA threads are so dogshit, meanwhile uma threads are some of the most fun i've had on /v/ in years

>>715848330
most weebs

you have no idea how big it is in japan
despite being far away from it I was still seeing fanart every day

I just want to run Sweep Tosho.

>>715853584
spark status?

When does she come out on Global, anyways?

>>715852827
グラス is grass
glass is ガラス

>>715853856
Not for a while, though we have accelerated banners.

>>715853828
1* guts
2* dirt
I'll try again until I get a 3* power. The campain is lenient enough, that there is no need for clocks, though things like this happen

Nice Nature keeps reminding me of the Bronze Kneecap. That dude literally smelted a heap of 3rd place trophies into a mechanized suit of armor. Nice Nature could do the same if she wanted to…

>>715853250
daiwa more like daiwife

>>715853584
How the fuck did you win with that speed?

>>715853584
Were you doing late?

>>715853435
NL was spot on about BA
It will never be mainstream >>715853618
because it exudes an evil aura and attracts too many horny people

>>715853983
Sprint is retarded, you almost never get to top speed so Power is the real stat that matters.

>>715854012
yup
>>715853983
just power through it bro

>>715853928
its always 1 guts isnt it
it doesnt matter what stat you get over 1000

its 1 guts

I have had over 150 career finished, and yet I only have 1 (UNO) 3* spark uma. The RNG in this game is just fucking insane.

I have caused 5 normie friends to get addicted to umamusume

>>715853856
only next year even with speed up, she appeared only on the 2.5 anniversary

>>715854071
yeah...

>>715854152
CUTE AND FAST

>>715854125
you really like this webm huh

how small is the smallest uma

>>715854071
I've grinded over 30 different sparks with very high Speed, Stamina and Power horses and I still don't have a 3*. I can't be too mad because my gacha rolls have been blessed, but my spark luck is atrocious.

>>715853240
which athletes would give the best idol concert?

>>715854189
He cultivates gacha addicts like Bronson cultivates BBW

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UMADACCHI

>>715854152
>this semen demon doesnt even gets into foreplay just bakushin's your cum away

>>715845364 (OP)
>>>/mlp/

>>715854202
Nishino Flower is elementary schooler sized.

>>715852156
Sunday Silence

>>715852516
out of all the umas i am most certain that grass wonder does anal

>>715854189
It's the face I make when I choose the dialogue option to give my umas more food

>>715854438
can confirm

Pace chasers are filtering the fuck out of me. I beat the ura finale with Daiwa Scarlet, but I don’t feel like I knew what I was doing. Just failed 3 Mcqueen career runs and man I just don’t know what stats to prioritize. Speed, Stamina, and Wit I guess? She mainly does long races from what I see.

>>715854236
the Architect cant keep getting away with it

>>715854524
just make McQueen a front runner lol

>>715845971
4 is their peak age

>>715848330
look at the apologists seething at this when they know it only blew up when some bald and roach white dudes streamed it on twitch

>>715854574
Just because you are not in the know doesn't mean the rest of the world doesn't

>>715853703
The only thing I don't like about Cinderella Gray is the change in location to Tracen. I mean of course they've gotta, but I was really fucking invested in seeing somewhere that WASN'T the place from every other Umamusume thing ever.

>>715854524
If you want to just beat her campain, turn McQueen into a front runner and spam int, stam, and spd. That way you don't need to balance power into the mix like a pace maker would.

>>715854206
I got a 6*sta/3*pow around the time I unlocked the title for 1000 career objectives.
Grinding out runs of +600 in the 3 stats and fortunately got the 2x 3* sta parents first.
I also feel I've done well with horse and card pulls, no rerolls, so I don't mind this part being the unluckiest part as you can keep retrying

So to get better legacy umas do I really just have to do an uma’s career over and over again praying for a 3 star spark? I think I can spam Urara’s for speed.

>>715853703
It's pretty much Initial D but with cute girls and track

>>715854715
>Urara
She has the worst compatibility with literally everyone. use the tool instead and check the recommended button.

https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility

>>715854524
The further back your uma the greater the speed:power ratio shifts toward power. Then it comes down to buying anti-box skills with the points you're saving on needing less stamina. Largely aim for a bit of speed early switch to power for two letter grade then switch back to speed while weaving in wits and stamina as friends allow.

>>715854715
yea or you could just play normal and if you get a good legacy then, hey, happy accident
thats what im doing and i got an 8* speed spark taiki shuttle (which apparently speed sparks suck, but its what i got so whatever)

>got free gibs for dping well on steam
I wonder if we'll get another 1500 if this hits 100k ccu over the weekend.

>>715852156
probably gentildonna and her ability to compress iron shotput balls with her bare hands

>>715854764
Thanks but also
>She has the worst compatibility with literally everyone
That’s fucked up.

>>715847175
>>715847093
Honestly for me I never heard of the Anime or the Gacha, but I did hear about Umamusume releasing in a few weeks. Watched the Anime in release order a month before release from Pretty Derby S1-3, OVA trilogy, Movie and then Cinderella Gray. Really was attached and could not stop watching. Finally release day came and I really liked how much the Gacha was close to the Anime and felt very consistent. The Anime truly enhanced my enjoyment going in. I can only wish others would do the same and watch all of the Anime series and play the game.

>>715854764
It's fucking baffling to me that people have already had her beat the Arima Kinen.

>>715854805
On it's face it seems generous, but my God, the rates are so fucking shit to get what you want. You need 20 free gibs at this rate in order to get a pity exchange

>>715854805
why would it hit 100k a few days into the new banner? we already had a spike in players

>>715854715
if you want a specific stat, get 1100 in it.
if you want any of spe/sta/pow, get 600 in all
and yeah, over and over again
you'll improve your legacy pool along the way which will make getting those stats easier. Always use a 9* for your 3 daily guest legacies too

>>715854663
I'm curious to see the other big uma schools since they're implied to exist, but well, Oguri studying at Tracen is canon to all Uma media and she had to go somewhere big for the nationals, that's part of her IRL career.
In any case, it isn't like you're seeing the familiar faces all the time anyways, it still got its own cast of characters even if the school grounds are familiar.

The best part was when Bakushin said “It’s Bakushin time!” and Bakushined all over the race

>>715855007
Right, it was just super interesting to see a backwater town and how different it was from the Tokyo super megacenter. The run-down, beat up dirt track and the rusted out station they used for the concerts were really cool.

>>715855045
and then she had trainer-san say it 894 more times

robutt

>>715855045
I really did feel bad for her, I always supported her in the events, and then in the career I'm forced to treat her like the retard she is and not give her a chance. Give her a "Race in the [thing]" goal at least, that would at give a nice reason to push her into sprinting more.

>>715855321
why did bourbon decide to add a two inch long skirt to her racewear on top of her leotard?

>>715855390
It's a design quirk that makes the leotard feel erotic because it's almost like a pantyshot, even if it isn't.

>>715853712
I rolled an 8long and an 8turf with shit affinity and it still wasnt enough

>>715855321
>Jobs to Rice
lol

>>715849028
the idol stuff is to filter irony poisoned westerners. once you actually get into the game, the idol parts become awesome extras

reminder to say thank you to your local AIsloppa for doing what real artists won't because of the yakuza

>>715852886
i mean BEFORE the streamers, retard

>>715855523
I didn't ask for this. I don't want this.

>>715855523
Nah, keep your slop where it belongs

>>715855523
i will not thank the computer, because no circuits can comprehend the personality of the characters and make them appear in fitting situations. rudolf would never be in this position, she's the fucking emperor of uma-kind, she would obviously see bottoming as demeaning to her position and setting a bad example for other girls.

Newest flavor of the month dogshit idol game that faggots pretend to like because it gets their dicks hard

Unless you're a creep nobody sees uma that way though they're all our precious daughters

>>715855549
>>715855591
you guys are wrong

>>715855628
reminder that them fucking human men is genuinely canon lmao

I just want all the Umu's to eat as much as they want.

>>715855649
you can say i'm wrong all you want, but my beliefs are bedrock, unmovable by any amount of sloppily-generated 'art' made by a machine who can't comprehend the higher purpose of art.

>>715855505
The idol stuff just isn’t right when you have a lower star uma and they have the shitty default outfit. I can’t fully celebrate my wife King Halo’s Umapyoi Densetsu performance because mine isn’t wearing her god tier idol outfit.

>>715855649
There's literally a general defended by the jannies where you can post this, they will appreciate it much more than all the threads you feel compelled to post it in instead

i, for one, welcome our sloppa overloards

>>715855649
I'd like to think i'm right all the time.

playing your heart out for a 1 star wit, while its only at 300 and everything else is 600+, still fucking hurts.

>>715855628
this but unironically

>>715855804
Because you are the one posting it

>>715853250
I just want a nice dinner to celebrate with my umas, why are they like this

>>715855831
nuh uh

>>715849028
Nah, you're a retarded faggot. A lot of these songs are bangers and the idol concerts just enhance them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg

>>715855815
You get used to it eventually.

>>715854884
my free shit gave me a dupe of opera and new mcqueen so I'm happy

>>715855838
desperate to claim trainer-san before the other umas can. see how scarlet is looking at you?

>>715849028
The idol stuff will get rid of all but the people who genuinely are fans

>>715855882
>have set to front the entire career
>get 2 star pace chaser
screaming

>>715855950
you can get pink sparks of anything you have an A rank in, anon

I know it's >e-celeb but Joel muting the concert to play his own music and it lining up perfectly was actually fucking beautiful and perfectly fitting for Goldshi

I thought Make Debut was a better song than Yume wo Kakeru, but listening to the rendition of it in the event menu is making me slowly reconsider.

>>715855991
I care nothing for streamers other than to watch them get fucked by gacha.

When is there going to be some other mode than URA? This shit has gotten so fucking easy to clear i don't even care about anything but mashing buttons until my 4 600 stats are turned into 1* guts

>>715855523
I think it does a good job at doing her outfit and her head but everything else is generic AI. I would rather masturbate to my wife wearing a cute bikini blushing and flubbing a pun because of it

>>715855991
I hate when they specifically try not to engage with the game and just do their shitty humor instead.

>>715855908
Took a while to get but she's blocking Tachyon's path with her leg.

>>715855723
>didnt use statues to get the outfit
tragic. at least you'll be able to replay it in the main menu

Still 0 Kitasan btw. I hope they give us another free 10 rolls tomorrow.

>>715855916
I will marry a human woman, my pelvis will not survive umas

>>715855723
Kingu love

I could literally listen to Umapyoi on repeat all day. It's just so god damn catchy.

>>715856070
He read through her career and events never skipping anything, it was only the race and concert that he played music to hype her up

>no bro don't reroll stuck with your shitty special week event card and lb0 kitasan you can always borrow for a jealous whale (me)
Glad I didn'0t listen to the retards here, I now have mlb kitasan black + 5 3* horses + the 3* exhacnge ticket unclaimed

>>715849028
One of the weirdest things about westoids is their repulsion to girls singing and dancing because "it's cringe".

>>715856116
Just be lucky. It's easy.

>>715856276
what did it cost?

>>715845364 (OP)
Wow those are some healthy horses!

For ME it's the fact that the idol concerts imply even the "cool and serious" tomboy girls still have to learn how to do the cutesy songs

>>715856318
3 hours + $20 bucks

Why does this BOY dress like my dad

>>715856383
no you're supposed to say- ugh nevermind..

Post Nigasan

>>715845364 (OP)
>gacha
>tranime boner slop
>mobile game

basically crack for third worlders and tranime victims

>>715856036
that's hot, you should go do that but bend her over the table and fuck her

>>715856347
it takes me out of the experience when bakushin or haru have to do a winning concert, because i do NOT believe they know the lyrics or choreography

>>715856276
People like you are such faggots. I was not giving up 3 weeks of progress on my account for a single card, fuck that.

>>715856531
you're a gacha player

>do a career run with taiki shuttle
>she manages to win URA
>pull for some more trainees with the carats that career run gave me
>get another taiki shuttle
she loves me bros

By 3.5 lengths. I love her.

>>715856531
I re-rolled an account that was nearly a week old with nothing to show for it and I feel absolutely nothing.

>>715852827
glue

>>715856474
I think a slightly awkward moment broken by her slowly taking her clothes off in bed followed by missionary sex is more appealing to me

>>715856531
what progress? shitty blue sparks? a mid welfare event card? dude people are dropping thousands for a max limit break copy this is the only chance you have to get it

>>715856531
u realize he's just lying to bait people into rerolling right?

>>715856603
spark status?

>>715856621
>>715856610
If you don't feel some kind of attachment to what you've already done then maybe you have some kind of mental deficiency.

>>715856276
Good for you. Enjoy the game, anon.

Which uma has the best pits?

>>715856685
14k in free rolls go bvvrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>715856685
Anon there's no use in trying to reason with these people

If your account is more than a week old it's only worth rerolling if you got like REALLY unlucky, I mean "2 SSRs and they're both Guts" type of unlucky.

How many Kitasans is worth abandoning this roster for?

>>715856621
>people paying thousands for anime horse girls
wow the Jews won huh

>>715856186
i love the spica trainer version
ORE NO AIBA GA

>>715856790
None, this is already a good line-up.
Abandoning a decent account to enter the miserable reroll mines isn't worth it.

my favorite streamerman played this!!

>>715853416
don't forget Machico (Konosuba intro songs) as Teio

what does the gold border mean

>u realize he's just lying to bait people into rerolling right?

If you don't want to reroll just get a part time job and buy one from those chinese sites last time someone posted prices a LB2 kita account was $10 bucks could probably be lower now

how much space does it take up on mobile? I'm going to have to either delete a lot of porn or brown dust ii which i never really played but maybe one day

>Like 2 or 1 star Umas
>Hate the generic outfit they have to use

How do I solve this query

>>715856915
it means she is full of piss

>>715856915
potential unlocked

>>715856596
exact same thing happened to me and i couldn't be happier honestly
i don't care about any of the other umas that ticket can get you i want to assemble the tall stacy squadron

>>715856915
Higher potential levels, this dude is going all in with his early gibs on Tachyon

>>715845364 (OP)
An Uma Musume thread died for this.

>>715856961
>not urararararararararararara

>>715856961
the seven page urara...

Finally got a hot springs scene, it was with Mejiro McQueen. Guess she's my waifu now.

>>715856619
that's boring
i bet you also do it while holding hands with the lights off you sick fuck

>>715856951
Upgrade to three stars.
Save and wait for them to get a banner.

>>715856951
Roll for Umas and use your statues to get your 1 and 2* Umas to 3*

>>715856790
>no speweek
Did you miss the first event? Might as well honestly

>>715857032
holding hands yes lights off no way fag

>>715856984
we have 3 uma threads up on the catalog because retards can't help themselves don't let mods know about this though

>>715855523
Yes yes, now show her hands.
>>715855591
All Uma Masume are naturally subs.

>>715855348
Bakushin's career is a lesson in how do deal with women in the real world though. You have to trick them into doing whats best for them, just like children.

>>715857092
AIIIEEEE HELP ME JANNIE-SAMA

>>715857109
look good enough to me

why is there no legend race????

this mare just stomped your horse then slapped your ass
wwyd?

>>715856950
16 GB

>>715857259
Don't be greedy

>Think this is just a fun casual game
>It's a sweaty meta PVP game and extreme discord/reddit level of crew finding game
I have never noped out more than I ever could. The story mode can only have so many "I want to be the champion" stories I could possibly endure. Boring, boring ass game

Why yes, everytime that an uma of my training retardedly chokes a run, I force my GPU to draw, pixel by pixel, a rendering of them performing a naked dogeza to appease my mood, so that we can once more try again with no hard feelings
I set a new kind of standard for trainers everywhere

>>715857259
just because there's an accelerated schedule doesn't mean there's going to be an event every day, gaijin!

>>715857292
Wow even more than I was expecting.

>>715857352
it downloads things as you play, if you don't want to download every single event and voice line
full size is like 30GB

how the FUCK do my B+ and B lose to a god damn C+?

>>715857516
Watch the race next time, retard

>>715857549
fuck you nobody watches the PvP races

>>715852764
SpeChud still seething after getting humbled by Grass twice

>>715857309
You can play it both casually and not so casually. sweaty metafaggotry is moot since you will get curbstomped by paypig anyway. Just enjoy the interaction.

>>715857516
Retard

Please watch the PvP races!!

>>715845364 (OP)
subhuman idolshitters

>>715857516
Lone Wolf + Firm Conditions + Sunny Days + Fall Runner + Right Handed

i want a button that lets me shoot my horse the second i see her running on the inside when theres already 9 other cunts doing the same thing in front of her

Training my idol to shit outside.

>>715857629
No! I need the 500 team trials achievement!

>>715857516
Probably because your full retard 1200 speed 200 stamina Bakushin ran out of gas half way through the race

>>715857516
>C+ Bakushin is more powerful
Accurate.

All three panels show Mejiro McQueen, each with different enthusiastic or emotional expressions — a fist pump, peace signs, and shouting with eyes closed.
Right side:

Each image panel on the right shows real Japanese handwritten-style promotional signs typically found in discount food sections. These are exaggerated with comically dramatic and enthusiastic language that matches Mejiro McQueen's exaggerated "ojou-sama" (rich lady) speech style.
Translations & Tone:
Top sign (matching top-left pose):

「チョコが一番ですわ」

“Chocolate is the best, you know!”

Tone: Extremely confident and assertive — she’s declaring chocolate’s superiority like a noblewoman.
Middle sign (matching middle-left peace sign pose):

「美味しすぎて手が止まりません。パクパクですわ」

“It’s so delicious I can’t stop my hands. Paku paku (munch munch), desu wa~”

Tone: Exaggerated delight and lack of self-control due to tastiness — again, noble-lady flair.
Bottom sign (matching bottom-left shouting pose):

「毎夜コレですわ!」

“Every night it’s this, desu wa!”

Tone: Emphatic endorsement, like she’s addicted to this food.
The Humor:

The joke comes from pairing Mejiro McQueen’s elegant, refined speech pattern ("ですわ") with the overly excited and informal tone of supermarket advertising, creating a mismatch that's funny due to contrast. She’s talking like a noble while raving like a bargain-hunting foodie.

It’s a parody of both her character archetype and real-life Japanese signage hype.

>>715857713
Once again, fuck you. My Bakushin has 500+ stamina.

>>715857291
moan sensually

>>715857516
>how the fuck they do it?
>"watch the race"
>no
You are a bad trainer and manager.

>>715857861
NOBODY FUCKING WATCHES PVP RACES GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>715857761
Wow mister big dick Trainer over here. 500 whole stamina? You must win all of your pvp races with that type of endurance.
Oh wait

>>715857904
It's a god damn sprint holy shit fucking kill yourself she doesn't need fucking 1200 stamina for fucking SPRINTS

>>715857893
dude
if you see that you lost
and your first thought is "how i lose though?"
then
watch the replay
what the fuck

>>715857516
>my untouched haru somehow beat a D+ haru

>>715857893
you can go into the replay of one you think you should have won and set it to 4x speed
won't take too long and you can get an idea of what went wrong

>>715857893
I do when i click the button accidentally, may as well.

Thoughts on Green Skills?

>>715857629
>>715857549
I watch more Team Trials races than career ones
Always vs the highest rated opponent
Always check everyone's stats before each race
Always win long race by distance

>>715857893
Enough of this nigger behavior.

>>715845364 (OP)
streamers are paid to shill

nigga left his salt wheel at home

>>715857893
>NOOOOO WHY AM I LOSING
>refuses to watch the one thing that will let him figure out why he's losing
irl witlet

Post mommy

>>715858148
name one streamer that was actually streaming with a disclosure that it was a paid advertisement (not disclosing this is literally illegal by the way).

i think i would be a good horse trainer irl

I saw happy meek win ura finale for the first time and I used an alarm clock out of habit
I feel sick

do umas do this to each other?

>>715858342
All you have to do is tell them to do things and they get stronger. Sometime you don't even have to do that, you can talk to other horse girls or do an interview well and now she is better.

>>715858440
you monster

>>715858342
are you sure about that

>>715858539
>>715858440
Anybody know how far in JP got her banner? Need to know when I need to start saving my gems.

>>715858539
fucking cursed why did I read this
my night is ruined
fuck

>>715858440
She beat my Haru Urara after I used all of my clocks.

>>715858587
nobody tell him

>>715858587
Anon, you should sit down for this.

>>715858570
oh yeah i forgot they are gigantic and a kick from one to the head could bash your skull in

>>715858440
Letting meek win is basically cheating on your umas

How much of a time commitment is this game? How fast are dailies?

>>715858587
The only Meek related thing you’ll get is her going ultra instinct against your horse.

I have literally never played a gacha in my life, though I am familiar with the whole "roll a slot machine to get unlocks" thing because that's in every fucking game these days. What's up with this black kitasan card that everyone's freaking out about. I don't care about "the meta" or multiplayer (????????) or whatever this is obsession with having the best cards is about, I just wanna play through the story mode

I started watching the anime after playing this game for about a week.
why the fuck is goldship so much cuter here?

>>715845364 (OP)
is that Mumei?

>>715858440
She can win those? I don't think I've seen her get even 3rd place so far

>>715858710
It is the best support card that will be available for a long time because of the bonuses it gives you when training your horse girl. So people reroll for it so they can get good stats for their horse.

>>715858724
She has a long horse face in the anime because her eyes are notably smaller and further apart.

>>715858710
very very high specialty priority compared to other avialable cards at the moment, meaning she is far more likely to show up to her indicated training type on any given turn, speed in this case
and speed is the most important stat in the game
she also gives you hints for a strong, very generally applicable skill that gives you speed on corners, professor of curvature

>>715858724
perfection takes time

>>715858539
For the greater good, Meek. For the greater good.

>>715845364 (OP)
god zamn i want to goon inside dia womb

i like how every girl seems to have her own little fanbase
they're all pretty great in their own ways

>>715858647
only if they don't trust you or are in a bad mood. but in goldship's case, he does it because he's a smartass and a dickhead to everyone except his caretaker.

>>715858665
One of the dailies is play a full career mode which takes a long time.

>>715858961
>which takes a long time.
play oguri
win debut
spam recreation for 11 turns
fail campaign

Mayano Top Cute

>>715848330
If you werent a fucking nufaggot, you'd know the original trailer was spammed here when it released in 2016.

>>715856603
lmfao at mob-chan in the background crying

>>715858671
>875 speed
My bakushin clears

Any tips for /myemperor/ Rudolph? I'm following the stats table that's going around but her career is though as fuck, any skills i should be getting?

>>715859075
more like Top Cun

Can you only get more copies of the McQueen SSR through the club shop or does it drop from scouts too?

>season 1&2
>PA works

>season 3
>Studio KAI

>ROTT
>Movie
>CinGray
>Cygames Pictures

>>715859242
NO
we're not crossing that line pal

>>715858961
ig I'll settle for the art then

>>715859298
and Cygames Pictures somehow is the best of those 3

>>715858339
Asmongold

>>715859228
Corner Adept, Professor of Curvature, Straightaway Acceleration, Homestretch haste, Gourmand, Swinging Maestro.
You can obviously switch them out for something similar or a weaker version before you unlock those. Also, if your stats aren't where you want them there are always green skills. Just make sure you get the right ones for the harder races.

>>715859228
Her unique skill is very simple (pass a couple dudes in the final stretch, speed boost) but you can play yourself by running too far ahead in the race early and being unable to use the skill entirely. Because of this it almost works better to run her as a Late instead of Pace but you do you

>>715859228
I got the 8 crown secret event with her with lb2 Kitasan black, lb3 mejiro dober, lb0 fine motion, lb0 silence Suzuka, MLB Amazon and MLB super creek follow my last horse made before Ingot MLB Kitasan black so she can and will get better

>>715859242
i dunno why but i don't like her shorts

>>715859336
>>715859031
You can also do what that guy said. You don't have to win the career mode, just participate.

>>715859031
NTA but i don't have cap or mcqueen, who else is fast? i was thinking haru but 25 turns takes a while

>>715859395
ask her to take them off then, if it bothers you that much

>>715859116
already accepted being a newfag years ago, better than trying to larp as an oldfag like a retard

>>715849028
i thought so at first but the concerts really grew on me as i became more attatched to the characters, a lot of the music is fucking great too

>>715859468
she just needs to get rid of the vagina bone belts

>>715859461
does she really fall in love with the trainer?

>>715859304
Mayano is the one Uma you really should sexualize, she's really, really horny for (You) in game.

>>715859454
>fast
bakushin?!

>>715859526
No. this is anti-uma propaganda and NOBODY can provide concrete EVIDENCE of such an occurrence occurring

>>715853435
Blue Archive is just boring. Boring gameplay, boring girls, boring fanservice, boring dailies, boring story, boring events, etc. It's just boring.

UMAPYOI
UMAPYOI

>>715859526
>>715855690

>>715859556
bakusex

>>715859526
Uma don't come from nowhere anon, SOMEONE has to fuck them

>>715859478
>already accepted being a newfag years ago
Then shut the fuck up and stop being a faggot that thinks he knows it all.

>>715859559
Anon just read her career events for 5 minutes and she'll be hitting on you.

>>715859298
And they should stick to Cygames Pictures forever since it's the best.

>>715856790
>no special week event card
free reroll

>>715858342
i'm a ruralfag and grew up helping with stable work and horse care a lot as a kid, since i've been getting into the series and looking into the irl uma horses and races i really do miss working with horses, might look into stable jobs honestly

>>715859645
i won't fall for it, you will have to post cute and/or endearing fanart as proof

>>715858724
Because they made her head really long for some reason.
I think they kind of overlooked that she's really pretty and refined-looking, but starts blabbering nonsense whenever she opens her mouth.

>>715852350
Why does that racing horse have a gun?

>>715859734
how's the market for stable jobs? is it stable?

>>715859584
>finish RttT movie yesterday
>song comes on for ending
>pretty catchy, listen to the end and like it
>finish BoaNE
>plays again for ending
>still listen to the end

idk why its so catchy

>>715859786
Same reason Rice Shower has a dagger

Anyone need a 9* speed Mayo Top Gun?
Please do the needful. 848991935583

>>715859584
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMADACHI

>>715859584
>>715859931
*scratch record*
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHINSHIN

>>715859790
I don't get it

reminder

Having a career that went really well just to ended with really shit sparks is genuinely very infuriating.

>>715860086
Spechan was right....

>>715860086
So Skibidi Rizz can show up in Uma?

>>715860104
I'm just here to watch these little fuckers run but specifically my little fucker

>>715859792
and its even funnier because his stud career was cut short due to heart failure only one year after winning top sire in japan. There could have been way more lil tachyons running around

>>715860086
Kusa

>>715860086
>skibidi rizz
when is cygames adding her?

>>715860179
too much horse level viagra

>>715860150
The owner is certainly a shitposer. He'd probably be more than happy to license out his horse's name.

>>715858079
Same, and there's a big advantage, if your runner can do well using other strategies you can adapt if opponent uses anti-front runner or similar skills. Regardless, it feels as if your win rate goes up by a lot when watching.

>>715860196
predict how will the commentator pronounce the name

>>715860086
once again danzig ruins everything

fucking up the claw game and failing your girl is the worst feeling

>>715853435
Honestly, what fucks me up is that Uma's PC version is fucking terrible, it's LITERALLY the mobile release but they extended the main screen, the UI is the fucking same for fucks sake, you may as well play on an emulator.

>>715859620
>that event where she sets up a date with you without realizing it
is this a play on the "strict class rep exterior, but wild intetior" trope?

>>715860298
スキビディリズ

>>715860298
suh-kibidee lhizzu!

>>715853767
Traitor.
nEVER come back to our threads!!!

How do I make these horses render at a higher resolution

SOON

>>715859454
tm opera o and mayano top gun

>>715860403
hachimi

>>715860403
you can force supersampling in your GPU drivers.

>>715860086
>it's real
kek when is she dropping?

>>715860390
i'll do as i please

>>715860086
>1 win in seven starts
this jobber sucks

>>715852396
Believe it or not, just using SSRs is not actually the way you play the game. Look at the skills and events of your SRs and even some of your Rs. Build shit for what you need when you need it. There is no catch-all solution to winning. Except for MLB Kitasan which is very handy to have.

>>715859297
You can only buy her dupes from the shop.

won a little cutie for my little cutie

>>715860578
the horse is literally urara tier

>>715860767
do Umas make any money from their merchandise deals like this

>>715860308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPugn_05Qac&list=RDuPugn_05Qac
You take that back right now.

No way grass wonder i'm not letting anymore of your CHESNUT kind into this game

>>715860417
>/bag/gots so obnoxious they insert their gacha into Uma via a real life horse

>>715860417
>Dad is already in the game.

>>715860767
>>715860882
When i thought this game finally ran out of ways to give me diabetes

>>715860837
considering all the single mother umas living in shitholes probably no

>>715860837
Prominent Umas are regarded as celebrities so its safe to assume that they do have some kind of marketing team behind them, don't think their trainers take care of that stuff on top of training.
Probably some Tracen academy nonesense

>>715845364 (OP)
>training Urara
>was actually winning pretty much every race she was in
>SUDDENLY ARIMA KINE
>dead last the entire time
>this convo scene
that was cruel game... i actually shed tears.

>>715860465
Will it have to be a global setting since the game's .exe can't be optimized individually?

>>715860837
I assume it's like NCAA used to be where the answer is "no but there's a lot of under the table paychecks so kinda"

>>715861095
Did real Haru ever win anything?

I'm not even mad. Okay, i'm a bit mad. Actually, i'm fucking pissed.

>>715861263
Her official record was 0/113 back in 2019 she won whats called a soft race where they have retried race horses do basically time trials. It was her first ever win.

>>715861095
our fuarking queen is crying......

>>715861263
last week

>>715861263
during her retirement she participated in soft horse races. she won 1st place in one of them

>umas pick their own outfits
>this SLUT intentionally dresses like this

>>715861095
Start investing in Green Skills.

>>715861263
she won the hearts of the people

>>715861446
Nothing wrong with a boy being confident in her breasts.

>>715861446
that's a man, so it's okay

Which umas would play Umajhong

>>715861446
>>715861485
My handsome husband.

>>715861537
OI URARA YOU SHARING THAT

>>715861618
NOPE

>>715861537
https://x.com/hayateonjuku/status/1946038079992832040

>>715860556
wtf

>>715861537
I like all the fanart of Urara eating grass, it's cute

Is it true that she won a race because the no 1 favorite got horny seeing her and he got distracted?

>it's more optimal to roll for cards than for horses
This game fucking sucks

>>715853856
I think it will be February next year.

>>715861808
The opposite, she lost a race because Fine Motion's brother popped a boner from seeing her ass and somehow still won the race with a hard on.

>>715861814
Now is not the time to roll for broken umas.
That comes later.

how strong are these girls

>>715861927
>agnes event
nifty, guess that explains the shrinking short from earlier lol
now it makes me wonder, considering the accelerated schedule we're in, does that mean we're just gonna be bombarded left and right with events and shit? I dunno how commonplace they were.

>>715860767
the pressure was on

>>715862121
They are horses
except horses can't hit the gym and pump iron like they can

>>715845364 (OP)
Princess Maker was always good

>>715861446
This is a boy, there's nothing lewd about it

>>715861446
Why'd she keep the tie?

>>715845364 (OP)
Horse racing, gambling, cute girls.

>>715862292
for tiezuri

>>715862121
Very.

>>715862218
no shit

>>715862473
>SQUATZ
>Since they're horses they obviously also eat a lot of OATZ

>>715862462
Is her intestine okay?

>>715862121
1 horsepower

How long will I have to wait until manhattan is added as a trainee?

>>715862670
2 months

>>715862670
November iirc

You're supposed to watch every trainee's Make Debut performance or she gets a hidden stat debuff for the whole career

>>715862607
Only if she trained her guts. If not, instant hernia

>>715862121
Strong enough to shatter your pelvis if they get too excited. Breed at your own risk.

>>715862607
She's fine. She's really tough.

>>715861570
there's an umayuru episode where sirius, nakayama, and gimlet play while vodka bumbles around and wins on accident

>rerolled an actually good account
>can't view IDs from my original account's friend list
so uh, anyone got some 9* stam and pow horses i can use

>>715862892
I can't believe Bakushin is dead.

>Saw a screenshot of Kitasan Black allowing rainbow training even before debut
>Assume you had to also hound her specifically in each turn to pull it off
>Try a new career with a max Kitasan guest card
>Just by training/making decisions normally she's already good for rainbow speed training literally the turn after my debut race
jesus christ

>>715862954
Don't worry she got better.

>>715862807
>celebrate Mayano's URA win the way she wants
>she destroys me with her 1000 Speed 1000 Power cunny
I did this to myself...

>>715862462
Wait, if they're basically horses but as cute girls...would the trucks engine be rated in uma power? IE you're dodge Ram truck has 400 uma power engine?

>>715862937
Suffer

>>715863101
Don't worry about it.

>>715862971
She was available for rainbow training the next turn later too..

Have a look at the future.

>>715863069
she really took you to the danger zone!
*crickets*

>>715863242
Do we know when we should be getting the next one here?

>>715863242
>even where they just become fat fucks

>>715863242
A newtrack? Is that like a newtype?

>>715863395
Aoharu should be in 3-4 months with accelerated schedule.

>>715863242
i wish i had 59m monies

>>715863101
this series is very funnily sincere about letting you know they're more horse than human and that they are infact capable of easily killing you.

>>715863480
little cocoom my beloved

>>715863237
>>715862971
>That rainbow training is available like every other turn, and is threatening to unbalance my regiment if i just blindly click it like a monkey when the other friendships arent up to speed yet
aw man this stupid card really is OP after all

>>715863508
>more horse than human
>Almost no horse save a tail and ears
>Nearly all human

I don't know about that, Chuck. Though if they really are more horse than man, this also means they spook easy and are prone to accidentally dying of broken legs.

>buy both levels of Late Surger Savvy as soon as they're available
>Power is second highest stat, only like 60 below Speed
>enter Hopeful Stakes
>14th place on the final corner, *barely* makes fifth.
tickezo… i know you can do better than this…

RAI SU SHO WA

>>715862892
giwtwm

>>715863684
visually, they're human-like, but they have the same physical strength and speed as a god damn horse. that's what I meant by "more horse than human."

>>715863508
i think grabbing the guy mid air and slamming him would be softer than just letting him drop from that high

>>715863242
>520000 Tam Rank
>nearly average 35000 Rank score on each uma
I don't like the looks of this power creep

>>715863950
do they act horsey

>"What a wonderful start from all runners."
You MOTHERFUCKER. You're MOCKING ME for my late start, in front of everyone???

>>715864186
Very much so, eating 10 times their weight

>>715863242
>Those new scenarios with a bunch of cool looking umas aura farming
Yeah I'm calling kino is coming soon

>>715864404
thats acting janny