Avada Kedavra

No U

>>715881206 (OP)
Fuck you
FLIPENDO

>>715881206 (OP)
abra kadabra

>>715881206 (OP)
DEH!

AAVAHAKEDAAV

>>715881508
kek

>>715881206 (OP)

Why didn't Dumbledore just kill him 7 times?

>what should I call the only asian existing in London, the love interest of the main character for 3 books
>oh I know Cho Chang
What was Rowling smoking?

Alakazam

Hocus Pocus

Presto

nyeh ha ha ha ha

>>715881206 (OP)
Avadeh Kedehvra

>>715881728
>Avada kedavra!
>Oh yeah? Avtomat kalashnikova

>>715881206 (OP)
Why don't wizards just use guns? They're objectively superior to those slow ass spells.

>>715881508
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's DEH

>>715882203
Kek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDyXZuvMaFc

>>715881891
Because spells are more powerful or something also guns aren't effective against sufficiently powerful wizards and magic non-humans, maybe. Seriously I don't fucking remember any of that shit, it's been nearly 18 years since the last book was published.

>>715881206 (OP)
Why does Ralph Fiennes take roles where he's a nazi/fascist

>>715881891
JK Rowling actually said something like this in an interview. Any muggle with a gun would beat Voldy.
It'd be one hell of an ironic death for him, that's for sure.

>>715881891
A gun is a fast one trick pony. A wizard can mind control someone to infiltrate a government which is what Voldemort does. Or go back in time or summon fire or turn somebody into a cup. Good in a head on battle but not much else.

>>715881891
A lot of Wizards are genuinely fucking retarded when it comes to "Muggle technology", especially the ones that were raised in the wizarding world. There's several times in the book where Harry would mention a common muggle thing and people would be like "wtf are you talking about?" So a majority probably don't even know what a gun is.
The ones that do know probably just consider them inconvenient or inferior, and they kind of are. A gun can kill, yeah, but a wand can do a bunch of other stuff on top of also being able to kill. The only thing a gun has over magic is speed, since with spells there's times where people have time to react and cast a counterspell or dodge after their opponent has already fired a spell at them. So at best a gun would just be useful as a surprise attack.

>>715881206 (OP)
>You don't have enough mana to cast this spell.

>>715882928
Isn't their isolation from the muggles because they would just genocide them if they wanted to? That's the whole reason they have a separate society for everything.

>>715881206 (OP)
What was this guy's name again?

>>715881206 (OP)
Voldemort as described in the books: Red-eyed evil incarnate
Voldemort as seen in the movies: Cancer patient with a goofy side

Not so fast bitch.

>>715883687
that's a little too on the nose

>>715881206 (OP)
where is my nose little fella?

>>715883337
Wizard society in HP is a dystopian ethnostate even before Voldy takes over. Where you can sent to soul draining jail on suspicion of a crime, be defamed and have death squads of Aurors sent to spy on you.

>>715883714
HP pretty much has creatures like this, like the fucking Nundu needs no fewer than a hundred wizards to subdue it or some bullshit. God knows why we never see or hear anything about them even though giant super leopards who tank magic like its raindrops could be the sickest shit.

>>715883904
sounds like the uk desu

>>715881206 (OP)
crabracadabra

Nah, sqaure up nigga!

>>715883687
to be fair it makes sense for him to look like a cancer patient since his soul is torn into 8 pieces

The virgin Harry Potter wizards:
>hide away from the non-magical folk to avoid being genocided
>avoid using their magic on non-magical folk
>hide their school in the middle of the cold and damp ass highlands
>wave little twigs around
>couldn't stand up to one dark lord and two dozen cronies
>only eat big dinners at school
>rise the ranks by reading books, passing tests and making new discoveries like a bunch of nerds
>most powerful wizard got his title by cheating with the Elder Hax Wand
>afraid of death

The Chad Discworld wizards:
>live among non-magical folk, openly display their magical status
>use their magic on anyone who fucks with them, give zero fucks
>put their school smack bang in the middle of their world's biggest city
>use solid oak six foot staffs with knobs on the end
>can stand up to dragons, elves, Things from the Dungeon Dimensions and even the Auditors of all reality
>eat big dinners their whole lives
>rise the ranks by 86ing their superiors
>most powerful wizard fucking earned his title by being too robust and sharp to kill
>summon death to ask him trivial questions

>>715881206 (OP)
>>715881728
I might be out of spells, Voldemort. But I am not out of options.

>>715881206 (OP)
DEH

>>715881787
It's weird that everyone freaks out about that one when it's an actual name, and not any goblin probably named schlemmel goldmongerburg

>>715881728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s

>>715886887
She went the extra mile and made the goblins look like literal jews.

>>715886492
>use their magic on anyone who fucks with them, give zero fucks
Isn't the whole point of the story in Sourcery that they don't want to do this because it's a massive hassle and doesn't do them any good? Also the Dungeon Dimensions?
>Things from the Dungeon Dimensions
Not really, though? Those things fucking eat magic, even Coin had to be saved by Rincewind using sand in a sock.
>summon death to ask him trivial questions
Right, but they also don't like to do it unless necessary because they are at the end of the day fearful for their own mortality. Even Albert the Wise tried to solve the problem by performing the rite backwards and all he got out of it was becoming Death's butler for eternity.

>forces an orphan to live with abusive muggles
>abusive muggles who feed him next to nothing
>and call him 'boy' or 'freak' so frequently that he had no idea his name was Harry for a while
>when Harry finally gets to school after over a decade of severe abusive and malnutrition Dumbledore manipulates him into facing a Dark Lord
>and then in his second year manipulates him into facing another Dark Lord
>and also a 60 foot long basilisk that can instantly kill with a gaze and almost instantly kill with its poison
>and then in his fourth year protects the selection goblet with just a fucking age line (lmao) and then forces Harry to compete in the tournament that was so deadly it got cancelled on account of the casualties
>all while teaching not giving Harry any extra teaching or at least trying to make up for his malnutrition and stunted growth
>etc.
Is Dumbledore the most evil villain ever written in a children's story?

>>715886492
>>715889617
That said, one of my favorite things about magic vs magic combat in Discworld is that most of it takes place in the mind. Sure they might throw the occasional fireball but most of it is attacking the mind and trying to find entry, to the point where they can lobotomize each other Scanners-style from a continent away. Loved that shit in Sourcery, also when Granny Weatherwax fights the Elf Queen and their combined psionic shit causes nearby elves and people to just fly the fuck back and collapse from collateral fallout alone.

>>715889673
No but it's okay, because his mother blessed him once with bullshit magic and his dad was an okay wizard, also that one mad old bat had a vague premonition that he's the chosen one or some shit. So he's basically invincible and will solve all problems if you throw him at them (and this is ultimately proven correct).

>>715881728
Because Dumbledore was Jewish.

>>715881891
I don't know why don't I- CRUCIO! Faggot!

>>715889673
he did what had to be done

>>715881206 (OP)
ACK-io!

>>715890441
Sometimes it just can't be helped.

>>715889673
He's a gay man. Are we really surprised he would abuse a young boy?

>>715881891
>Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!

When you DO see it, it's fucking stupid. Hilarious. Yet retarded.

>>715881891
I was reading a really shitty Harry Potter iceberg and one entry in particular that tickled me was one that read “Muggles could easily win a war with wizards”, and I think that could be true given that I’ve never seen a wizard easily dispatch a gun.

>"YOUNG JUNIOR POTTERRRRRRRR", Nascent Soul Elder Dumbledore inquired with a still face, as his killing intent vibrated the tables and windowpanes of the Great Hall.
>"DID YOU USE THE SACRED ANCESTRAL FLAME TO LIGHT YOUR TWIN-TAILED MONGOOSE HERB????"

>>715881728
Mundane Missile

>>715889617
>Isn't the whole point of the story in Sourcery that they don't want to do this because it's a massive hassle and doesn't do them any good?
It's also mentioned that the rule against using magic on normal people is more of a guideline, and the Unseen University has a pond full of people who tried to sue them.
>Not really, though? Those things fucking eat magic, even Coin had to be saved by Rincewind using sand in a sock.
Yeah and Rincewind accomplished more than a hundred Harry Potter wizard would because they wouldn't even consider that strategy.
>Even Albert the Wise tried to solve the problem by performing the rite backwards and all he got out of it was becoming Death's butler for eternity.
And he still got exactly what he wanted out of it: to not die, so he's safe from all the enemies waiting for him in the afterlife.

FLIIIIIIIIIPENDOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>715881369
i was always pissed off at how "Avada Kedavra" is just Abra Kadabra its so fucking unoriginal and corny
but retarded HP fans dont care
WHY DONT THEY CARE
CARE NOW

>>715891780
>Avada Kedavra is based on the Aramaic אַבַדָא כְּדַברָא, avada kedavra, meaning "let the thing be destroyed".

>>715891961
no its not

>>715881891
>casts immunity to bullets spell
There

>>715891513
>It's also mentioned that the rule against using magic on normal people is more of a guideline, and the Unseen University has a pond full of people who tried to sue them.
Yes but that's a state where they established a live-and-let live scenario. Let's not forget that when magic failed in The Light Fantastic there was a near global cult lynch mob that threatened the whole of wizardry, whilst by contrast when wizards throw their weight around and wage wars like in Sourcery it tears open the way to the Dungeon Dimensions and the Apocralypse gets started.
>Yeah and Rincewind accomplished more than a hundred Harry Potter wizard would because they wouldn't even consider that strategy.
Well yeah but that's because Rincewind is a life-hardened gutter rat who clings to life with clenched teeth. Most of the other wizards are either too old or too out of shape to put up a decent fight without magic. Or in Coin's case, too young. Hell, even when it comes to magic they often don't have much stamina, Ridcully himself bemoans that fact when he could only fly briefly with Esme.
>And he still got exactly what he wanted out of it: to not die, so he's safe from all the enemies waiting for him in the afterlife.
Fair point. I do wonder what happens when Asrael sees to the death of all universes such that even Deaths Domain ceases to exist, though.

Be honest with me /v/: how fucked is the HBO adaptation?

>>715892262
Most rounds are supersonic. Before they even heard the shot they'd be dead.

>>715892382
snape is black

>>715889146
I mean...was she wrong?

>>715892419
Black could be anywhere

>>715892382
>Black Snape
It's already fucked.

>>715881206 (OP)
Imagine, if Harry's dad would of been a responsible father and protected his family, as was his duty, none of this shit would of happened. There is no excuse to not own a gun if you have a vulnerable wife and child at home.

>>715892419
>>715892515
But who was Lupin.

>>715892420
Not at all. That womans hilarious to me. She cant worldbuild for shit but she knows how to make subtle, hilarious jabs and other situational humor moments in the books.

>>715881206 (OP)
Sorry bro, not today

>>715892419
I thought that was Sirius?

>>715893485
Yeah it's a very sirius problem, lots of people are still upset about it.

>>715892646
>the overtly whiny feminist woman who was a progressive stack race signaler is cool because she owned the subject of the most popular conspiracy in the world

>>715881612
It's Avada Kedavra, not Aavaha Kedaav

>I need to get Harry closer to me so I can get his blood to help me revive
>So I will put him through an insanely dangerous tournament where he could die at any moment to accomplish this goal

>>715893790
Not everything has to go back to idpol outrage anon. Develop a personality outside of that it might help you later on in life.

>>715881206 (OP)
AVADA KALASHNIKOV MOTHER FUCKERS

>>715892382
There is no reason you should care about it, or have any expectations. It wasn't a series anyone wanted to make because they wanted to faithfully retell the story, it was one of Zaslav's first directives when he took over. He saw billion dollar IPs they were "ignoring" and to boost value of their streaming service he wanted a 10 year series re-adapting the books.
And as someone who has read the books, and thinks they're a trashy guilty pleasure, the movies didn't really cut that much from the books, and usually what they did cut was usually fluff and side characters there for color.
The harry potter series don't need a long running tv series, it needed something like the lord of the rings extended versions which would have been impractical considering how the movies were being churned out.

>>715893679
Jej

>>715881369
I'm gonna reach out and grab ya

>>715882203
*uh*

>>715881787
AH SO! HALLY POTTO ME RUV YOU RONG TIME! CEDELIC DIGGOLY SO TINY! YOU BIG MAN!

>>715881787
>>715896501
>chink woman
>only dates white men
dang Rowling

>>715881206 (OP)
>Dumbledore: NOOO YOU CANT USE DARK SPELLS!
>Dumbledore: *Transfigures and animates a gargula with a spiked, rotating strap-on heated to 2541 Farenheit who chases you crotch thrusting around the room*

>>715894686
You're gonna see it, don't lie to yourself. Anyone who had any interest in HP at any point in their lives will see it, including seething trannies.

>>715897167
>the only indians in HP are girls who date Ron and Harry briefly
>the only black girl marries George Weasley
What did Rowling mean by all of this?

>>715881206 (OP)
Yes, yes. That's fine and all Voldy.
But I ... have a Luggage.

>>715897268
I didn't watch the resident evil netflix show with the black Wesker neither.

>>715890104
This. Harry is basically a living plot device. Dumbledore knows it; and made his play based on that.

>>715881206 (OP)
>no nose but still looks like he just sniffed the world's most rotten fart

>>715897530
colonialism

>>715881206 (OP)
>read up more about HP
>not not all avada kedavras are cast equal
>if you're not powerful enough you're fucking nothing
>harry only won cause of plot armor and mcguffins, he couldnt do shit against voldy and voldy was basically retarded shooting himself in the face
>haha I'm just older and stronger than you and you can't do shit outside of extraordinary circumstances (plot bullshit)
>wizardry is basically just more chink magic powerslevels shit with a different coat of paint

really disillusioned me from the whole thing.

>>715881206 (OP)
Why don't wizards just make bipod mounts for their wands and snipe ememies with avadas?

>>715897530
brb going out for some curry

>>715898373
Because its not a spell anyone can just cast and have it be effective. You've got to have a genuine hatred for a person because you're basically just severing their soul from their body.
Voldemort can use it indiscriminately because he's genuinely an evil piece of shit who hates everyone.
Its not just a spell that kills people, its a spell that kills people with magical hatred and malice. Its a forbidden spell because there's no reason to ever use it in good faith.
Its the difference between saying "I killed someone with a knife in self defense" and "I raped someone to death in self defense"

>>715897268
I skipped so many series because netflix did it you have no idea

>>715899051
its not pure hatred that powers avada kedavra. you have to have a pure desire to kill. this is why snape was able to use it on dumbledore

>>715892348
>whilst by contrast when wizards throw their weight around and wage wars like in Sourcery it tears open the way to the Dungeon Dimensions and the Apocralypse gets started.

Yeah, exactly. Discworld wizards can destroy the world when provoked, but can Harry Potter wizards do the same?

>>715899728
I thought it only worked on dumble because dumble told him he had to

>>715881206 (OP)
>he doesn't have mothers love activated
ngmi

>>715899728
Fair enough, I stand corrected.
Still its the school shooter spell.
Personally I always thought its weird that they establish you can put a taboo on words, so that just by using them you break protective enchantments and make yourself immediately known, why didn't anyone put a curse on the forbidden spells so that JUST IN CASE anyone tried to use them you'd have the wizard swat team teleporting in with time turners primed.
I always thought it was cute how anyone with an IQ higher than 12 should be able to become the kind of the wizarding world without needing to try that hard.

>>715899728
Snape kills dumbledore???

>>715899051
Crucio is the one dependent on a sadistic desire to torture someone. Harry couldn't do it because even if Sirius was killed, he didn't have that same level of depravity and masochism that Death Eaters and Voldemort did. At his core he was a good natured kid who loved his friends.

>>715881728
Harry Potter wizards were canonically shitting themselves over muggle tech. Voldemort and his army would lose against modern firepower

>>715882928
>The only thing a gun has over magic is speed
>So at best a gun would just be useful as a surprise attack

And magazine capacity. One AK can kill 30 wizards in the space of 5 seconds. One RPK can kill 100 wizards in the space of 10 seconds.

>>715900987
Nah. Wizards literally can brew potions of good luck. It would make guns jam and bullets miss.

>>715890419
>boner that I had looking at those tits works as an iron rod, absorbs all the magic, torture makes the cock cums all over her and distracts her. I rape her with a pain filled boner
WHAT NOW???

>>715882485
That's never been said any where.

>>715900976
He does manage to pull it off after that though right? I think it’s when a death eater hurts Mcgonagall and he uses it on them

>>715901227
Nice realistic refractory period, dumb fuck.

>>715901214
>placebo potion
kek

>>715901421
literally not

kek

>>715889673
He genuinely thought Petunia and her husband were decent people, or would at least treat their blood relative kindly.

>>715901345
Dumbledore cast Biggus Dickus on him

>>715901342
I don't remember. The only truly Unforgiveable Curse he casts off is Imperius at Gringotts.

>have to be really cold blooded and mean to cast a torture curse on someone
>considered a forbidden spell
>can have a temper tantrum and cast a spell that cuts someones gut wide open
>completely allowed, even taught at school

Fucking wizards man

>>715901345
>he loses his boner after cumming
HOLY KEK! LAUGH AT THIS BETA NOW!! HAHAHAHAHA

>>715881891
Going on only the movies, didn't the Doubledoor v Voldivolt fight consist mostly of instant-fire spells without verbal components?
I think it's fair to say that a competent wizard can fire those rapid-fire spells as fast as any kinetic weapon.
Otherwise, anti-bullet talismans on strong wizards or whatever lol.

pic not related

>>715901490
Found it.

>>715901490
Pretty sure he hits Bellatrix with Crucio.

>>715901342
Barely.

They point out righteous anger isn't enough, he'd need to enjoy causing pain.

>>715901652
>didn't the Doubledoor v Voldivolt fight consist mostly of instant-fire spells without verbal components?
Yep, in the books too, Also the Hogwarts game says african wizards all do wandless magic

>>715901641
Snape's cutting curse was not taught by anyone.

>>715901813
we wuz wizards n shiet

>>715901845
The Severing Charm (Diffindo) was a charm used to precisely and accurately cut something If used inappropriately, it could cause death or injury

>>715901674
Oh shit you're right. Guess I need to reread the books for these little details.

God Bellatrix was so hot. Neville should have raped her into madness as payback

>>715901813
>Also the Hogwarts game says african wizards all do wandless magic
I found that really funny for some reason.
Wands are supposedly there as a channel source (or spell focus for other dnd nerds), while not necessary (we've seen Dumbledore use his hands for magic too) it empowers or at the very least acts as a failsafe when you fail a spell.
So in that case, the wand takes the fall for you.
African wizards just lose their fucking hand lmao, they should be amputees by the time they graduate.

>>715901813
That was from Pottermore first

>>715891287
Several dictators 'mind controlled 'people into giving them control of the government. HP magic is shit

>>715901453
>Ron gets lucky without the potion
scientifically proven to be placebo

>>715902139
Incorrect and disingenuous post, I shan't be replying to you further.

>>715901674
I love how they justify it to
>Its okay because at the time Voldemort's ministry of magic had made using those spells legal!
When they make such a big deal of how they're shitty spells used by shitty people.
Of course, in his defense, dude did spit in the face of mommy mcgonagall.

>>715901921
Oh that

Well the difference is by not being a curse they can magically heal it easily.

>>715892419
Snape being black is hilarious to me because it's going to make Harry and his friends seem like racists they way they always suspect him of being up to no good because he just looks creepy. And in the end, it makes Snape look like a house nigga the way he does nothing other than what Dumbledore or Voldemort order him to do. And it will make Harry's mom seem racist for picking the asshole white boy at school over the nice misunderstood black kid. And to top it off, it makes James's bullying look like a hate crime.

Very thoughtful casting lol.

>>715881206 (OP)
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RONNIE STOHP

>>715902308
Wasn't there a prank where James and co hung up Snape with a rope?

>>715902051
I personally find it hilarious that some anons lose their shit when they find out Africa has the largest school.

>>715902529
floating and upside done to show off his underwear.

>>715902645
Rowlings international school ideas made no sense

>sit down in potions
>try to concentrate on brewing it exactly right
>but something keeps fucking chirping

>>715891287
it is pretty surprising wizards don't have on-sight magic that malfunctions muggle machinery

Hogwarts Legacy taught me the average Student had so many different options in fights. So, why do modern wizard students suck so much in magic duels?

>>715902308
Snape also calls Lily a slur and shacks up with the ethnic cleansing Death Eaters only betraying them when Voldemort says hes going to kill Lily. I don't know they're going to sell that angle to people, it feels like one big shitpost.

>>715902909
WW2 really fucked them over and then Lord Moldybutt showed up.

I think in a gloves off war between Muggles and Wizards, wizards would absolutely dominate. There's just too many bullshit variables, like Dementors.

>>715902791
I think the preferred headcanon is their are minor schools not mentioned

>>715902880
hp wizards are completely out of touch with reality outside of the magic sphere
they legitimately have little to no idea what the rest of the world is doing the majority of the time, and they're stuck over a hundred years in the past technology wise because they arrogantly believe that they can do everything with magic alone
it's pretty telling that the most advanced piece of tech wizards use are motor vehicles that were augmented with magic
i blame pureblood faggotory for most of this, the muggleborn wizards would have a much better grasp of the world due to living it it for most of their childhood, but i don't think they often get into influential positions

>>715902000
Nah, give her to the Muggleborns, she'll hate having Muggleborn cum pumped into her fertile pureblood womb.

>>715902909
>why do modern wizard students suck so much in magic duels?
Someone cursed the job of the person who was supposed to teach them that shit, and mumblegore decided to use it as a creative way to dispose of problematic wizards he didn't trust, and remus.

>>715903154
wizards would only have the advantage initially, once people get wise to what they can do muggles would find solutions, while the wizards would have to desperately try to play catch up with muggle technology

DEH

>>715903550
Find a solution to a fucking immortal spirit that sucks all hope and eventually your soul out of you? lmao yeah sure man.

>>715903516
>the best DADA professor they ever had in the books was actually a Death Eater
Still makes me chuckle

>>715903486
>pajeet post
Out of here with you, street shitter

>>715903154
They also already have access to world leaders and do things like make the President of America have a meeting a day later they he planned because their already talking to the Prime Minister.

If war did happen they'd mind control world leaders til they won.

>>715903615
they effects can be counteracted with chocolate
surely someone could figure out something to deal with them before they become too much of a problem

>>715881728
Out of spells? Maybe.
Out of shells? Definitely not.

>Harry, did I ever tell you about the Unforgivable Curse? It is the most forbidden taboo in wizardry, for magic must never be used to take a life. The Unforgivable Curse instantly kills its target, snuffing them out as easily as flipping a light switch.
>It must not be confused with the Very Forgivable Curse, which causes its victims organs to compress then explode, showering everything around them in entrails, their final moments full of indescribable horror and suffering. As a matter of fact, Ron's mother is a master of the Very Forgivable Curse and has used it numerous times in anger or petty revenge. And she was a good friend.

>>715903769
If Dementors are going hands off they are going to be soulsucking every muggle around, you literally cannot deal with them. Chocolate only cures the hopeless aura, not them making you an actual husk.

>>715902000
>Radcliff had the biggest crush on HBC
>she ends up being cast in the movie
>probably secretly had to tape his cock down in every scene they shared
lucky kid

>>715903516
didn't lupin quit because he didn't want to skeeve out parents of students because someone was threatening to tell everyone he was a werewolf?
as far as dada exits go lupin got off the easiest

>>715903769
The after effects can be fought off with chocolate

The only thing you can do when their there is cast a spell.

>>715881206 (OP)
>Bri'ish fantasy setting
>A basic weapon spell, effectively a spell equivalent of a personal firearm, is super giga beyond good and evil forbidden technique treated the same as torture magic or take away free will magic
There are many details in Harry Potter books which can be noticed only by British or at least people familiar with British society, but this is just one of quintessentially Bri'ish things noticeable by everyone.

>>715903990
retard take

>>715903931
The curse doesn't necessarily kill or harm the person in the post, it just makes it so they won't occupy the post for more than a year.
Its the real reason Dumbledore never gave snape the job until he knew he only had a year left. He couldn't afford the curse on the position would push snape out of the school, and he needed him close because otherwise the whole double-double agent ploy wouldn't work.

>>715903931
Voldemort specifically cursed the DADA position so that no teacher could ever hold the position for longer than a year, all because he was butthurt that he was refused the position himself.

Lupin voluntarily refusing to return as teacher just because he got outed as a werewolf was clearly influenced by the curse.

>>715903128
DON'T FUCKING SAY HIS NAME

>>715903990
there are a bunch of spells that can be used to fuck people up, it's just that unga bunga retards made one for the express purpose of killing/ torturing/ possessing
iirc snape made a spell that maims people when he was a teenager, but that could still have a use for other things because it cuts

>>715903769
You can't kill a Dementor. They die overtime by dispersing into particles. They are manifestations of negative energy that even wizards can't put down forever. Then again, they've never been nuked so who knows.

>>715881206 (OP)
Still waiting for fanfics/show or whatever having mudblood pushing sorcerers' shit in with top of the edge technology.
>but muh magic field disabling circuitry and shit
find out how to build anti magic shields
spells aren't even that fast even if you throw hex around without verbally giving the order. What's a wand gonna do against a power suit equipped with two minigun. A combat helicopter? Better yet infiltrate and steal intel to turn magic against the wizard society. Convert magic users into becoming war machines using both magic and enhanced body parts, it's not one unified block there's a lot of bad blood between magic groups so use that fracture to wiggle yourself into inner circles and create havock.

>muh abracadabra
eat some uranium enriched tips fired miles away from your position magic boy, see if you have time to parry it
Wanna know what's the biggest weakness of those fags? They're so arrogant they don't know shit about how "normal" people live and survive, they're completely clueless about technology and think isolationism and mind scrambling fields around their towns will keep them safe forever. They're not taking into account the neck breaking speed at which military tech is evolving.

>>715904268
I seem to remember Rowling hinting that Hiroshima probably created dementors. May have been that bullshit reddit alt fic though.

>>715903432
>hp wizards are completely out of touch with reality outside of the magic sphere

They basically have better versions of thing we have.

The only thing they don't have yet is television because they haven't perfected it to where muggle don't accidentally get the shows.

They have the same problem with Radio but people are more likely to think they just misheard so its not as much of a problem.

>>715904268
dementors seem to absorb/ remove heat within the small area they inhabit, i wonder what would happen if you took a flamethrower to them

>>715904268
I always liked the episode of buffy the vampire slayer where this ancient unstoppable demon was resurrected, and everyone was terrified of him because the legend said it required an entire army to take him down.
Then buffy shows up and saves the day with a rocket launcher, reasoning that it took an army to take him down because no one had heavy weapons back then.

>>715904263
There already is a cutting charm

Snape made a curse that was hard to heal.

>>715904298
>find out how to build anti magic shields
Damn its so simple!

You fucking retard.

>>715891287
Wizards would have to be mentally retarded to lose a war against muggles.
>can make locations literally impossible to even perceive
>can teleport
>can turn invisible
>can transform
>can control minds
With those factors alone you could create complete paranoia and anarchy within a week if you felt like it. The main problem from there would be creating shelters for when someone starts indiscriminately nuking everywhere

>>715903898
she literally took his virginity

>>715891780
It fits into the setting of HP, which is largely low effort and stupid.

You wouldn't right?

>>715903898
He is gay tho

>>715904524
You forgot
>can literally see the future

>>715904298
abracadabra can be blocked by a strong solid object
with that one it's literally just don't get hit
it's only effective in close range

>>715904524
They are mentally retarded. Most adult wizards in HP can't even cast the shield charm properly, let alone the disillusion charm you listed

>>715882481
jealous of his brother for fucking Heather Graham

>>715904536
>belatrix will never cast petrificus totalus on your naked shota body before repeatedly raping you to her own satisfaction for days at a time
jdimsa

>>715904715
Incorrect, only the western european ones. Durmstrang niggas are strapped

>>715892382
Nick Frost as Hagrid sure is a casting choice

>>715881206 (OP)
>Abra Kadabra!

>>715904450
butthurt potter head
magic faggots got in bed with the prime minister because they're scared of being found out. They're not even going deep with that power, just using it to calm turmoil when one rogue dark mage is senselessly killing civilians and they are powerless to stop him ( because they're faggots wearing dress ).
It can happen both way. Make pacts with the goblins to give them a better deal than being bankers for magic faggots ( barely recognized as equals ), turn house elves against sorcerers, tame dragon and put cruise missiles on em.

>>715904883

>>715904913
retard HFY poster

Go to a death battle thread or something with your ESL level thinking skill, tau posting gay boy

>>715902245
IIRC the guy in question had been torturing children

>>715904524
The problem is most wizards don't have that killer or self-preservation instinct in them. Like how most people don't, but the undeniable fact is the military of a medium sized nation outnumbers all the wizards and witches in the world. Now add millions more to these numbers and you have a problem. They're the ones who made a secretive society because they feared muggles, its not like they drove muggles to hiding.

>>715904524
>get informant
>find out where the major wand production site are ( there's isn't a lot, Olivander is the main wand crafter in the UK )
>nuke the site from orbit
>if magic gizmo is keeping it structurally standing nuke all around it for a month to keep the moral low until they cave in
>if that doesn't work keep nuking

nukes solve everything

>>715881728
Why can't videogames be this kino?

>>715905019
don't taunt me about my dubious esl skills when you worship a writer fixing all story problems with magic items creating even more problems down the road.

>>715903660
I don't recall saying anything about Indians.

>>715904715
Do you go to the range regularly to practice your quick draw or do training for dealing with threats?

I'm gonna guess no right unless your a /k/ anon right?

Wizards basically had a self defense course during highschool which is more then most people ever do. The average wizard is the average person and the average person doesn't prepare for shit to go down.

>>715905141
Given most of their places are in built up areas, and the ones that aren’t are defended from mundane tracking, that sounds like doing their job for them.
Get a guy in who convinces the brass that it’s for the greater good, nuke a few populated areas, then mind rape a few rabble rouser ringleaders to start a civil war.
The main barrier would be that most wouldn’t have the stomach for the sheer bloodbath, which is precisely why they hide in the first place.

Really I was genuinely interested in getting funny stories about muggles fucking around with wizards. 30 years and all we get from the community are gay romance stories, it's so bad even JKR did a homo erotic story revolving around two fruits in the HP universe. What gives?

>>715904660
>can literally see the future
Only sometimes, and kind of.
And Gandalf makes a big point to harry about how prophecy is bullshit, but by voldemorts own actions upon hearing the prophecy basically manifested it into happening.
If he hadn't fragmented his soul so much, and hadn't rushed to murder a child, which caused a mother to throw herself in front of him which put a protective enchantment on the baby that caused the spell to rebound that caused his shredded soul to fragment even more to make harry a secret horcrux. Because harry was the boy who lived, and he believed the prophecy he kept targeting him.
When he uses harry's blood to bring back his body it strengthens that bond and enhances harry's protection against him, and he becomes unable to directly harm harry without knowing why.
Then when harry finally meets him in the forest, he's doing it because he thinks it will destroy the horcrux, and because he wants to protect all the people at hogwarts. So he voluntarily eats a killing curse to protect all of his friends and innocent people at the school from a guy who can't actually harm harry, so the killing curse kills the one thing in harry it can, the little shred of voldemort's own soul in harry.
Harry doesn't know any of this. He just thinks it kills him and the horcrux and give everyone a chance to live. His sacrifice is enough to create the same protective enchantment over all the people at hogwarts, so when he figures out whats happening, and springs back to life, the people at hogwarts rally while his own forces crumble.
In the book the final showdown with voldemort is the two of them circling in the great hall where harry explains the entire keikaku to him, and why dumbledore couldn't explain the plan to anyone because if they suspected the long game the choices they made wouldn't have the same meaning, and wouldn't work.
You can't selflessly sacrifice yourself if you know you're going to be OK in the end.

>>715904660
Jedi are better at seeing the future and got jumped and exterminated by lab experiments at the mere uttering of the words "Order 66."

>>715905517
We used to have mandatory military training at a young age. Why do you think it was cancelled?
Yeah. Wizard niggers using their influence to defang us muggles. We must fight back. Make muggles great again.

>>715905838
The problem was that the popularity exploded alongside the internet, so terminally online communities grew up alongside it and became entrenched.
There’s also the secondary problem that, since it’s so well known, any aspiring smut writer will gravitate towards it because half the work’s been done for them.

>>715904536
Hope she gave it back later

>>715904807
>shota
I want to fuck her as a man. I cant understand shota losers.

>>715905838
The setting really only works if you don't think about it too hard, or accept that wizards are all lead eating retards.
Like why ron's dad is so baffled by muggles that he doesn't know what a plug does when a big point of conflict in the wizarding world is that too many people are muggle born or half bloods, and the ministry has a whole cleaning squad as soon as the nazi wizards take over.
So why is ron's dad still confused, can't he just lean over to someone at lunch and go "Hey Larry, you're muggle born... what the fuck is up with rubber ducks? Do they do something?"
Like can he not just go to a library and look at a fucking picture book for babies if he's that bewildered?

>>715905910
HP is the biggest red pill about magic and its real influence on a grand scale. Self fulfilling prophecies, built consent to fuel a narrative to drive action in a precise direction and all that.

>>715906183

>>715906225
i think there was some implication for muggle borns getting very few positions of influence in wizard society and most half bloods leaned towards their magical heritage when growing up
no idea if it's ever mentioned in the books, but that's the best explanation i can think of

>>715906312
>his argument is manchildren game video
As an adult I can
>fuck more
>pleasure more
>cum more
>repeat more
>last more
>reach more
>even go after bigger women
Quit being a low test beta cuck and man up

>>715905910
And to think this is basically a plan Dumbledore pulled out of his ass only a couple years before.

He only confirmed the horcruxs a year before dying and he had nothing to do with the blood but with his at the current time hunch it was the best news he could have heard.

>>715906225
It works when you understand that it's just a projection of angloid social stratification.

>>715881206 (OP)
Oh no! It's Anti-Crack-Kun!!

What's a wizard going to do against a sniper rifle with bullets that travel faster than sound?

>>715906225
If you were Larry would you want a dumb fuck bothering you?

>>715906814
stretch his legs and get of the way

>>715906814
Live in a country with anti-gun laws

>>715906281
I mean all-that-shit is really just retconed mostly in the last book, and each of the other books are mostly self contained adventures year after year.
Then when she had to tie it all up she went back and picked at a few plot threads and managed to make a somewhat cohesive satisfying ending.
The movie makes it a big stupid battle, but in the book its just harry calmly explaining exactly how voldemort had lost, and giving him a last chance to show some kind of remorse for his actions (the one thing that can begin to mend a soul mangled by making a horcrux), because he knew what his fate was going to be if he didn't (the gross skinless baby trapped in purgatory forever). Voldemort just has a hissy fit and tries to blast harry one last time, his spell rebounds, and he dies in front of everyone and the few of his remaining supporters.
By being an evil shithead voldemort creates the means of his own demise in the search for immortality and power. Tale as old as time.
Also in the book dumbledore can hardly stand trelawney and he only keeps her around so some death eater doesn't snatch her and try to figure out what she saw. I like the scene in the book where harry runs into her raiding a booze stash in the room of requirement because she got thrown out of dumbledore's office again.

>>715907090
>room of requirement

You just know students and teachers got freaky in there.

>>715899051
i think it also bypasses most protective spells, which makes it the best killing spell.
otherwise wizards would just use bombarda to kill

>>715905910
It's funny how Voldemort keeps trying to kill Harry with the same spell that keeps on not working against him, and never thinks to just stab him with a knife or something.

"surely if I try using abracadabra on him for the 50th time it'll finally work"

>>715906814
That's why they live hidden in tiny gated communities. Let's be real the day the existence of wizardcucks is revealed we'd get cameras in every corners with ai identifying the slightest movement of a wrist to send drones if there's a suspicion of a mind controlling spell or whatever being used. All VIP people would have satellite imagery on them 24/7. Drones would fly all around important places like in city-17. Anti privacy laws would pass to feed as much info to giant AI databases in order to predict everything in advance minority report style.

>>715906312
*blocks your path*

>>715907628
>what happened?
>he didn't hear the wand

>Avada Kedavra
WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE!

>>715907628
Hogsmead is the only all wizard community in england. Everywhere else are little enclaves surrounded by either friendly muggles in the know, or confudned to not notice.
Which makes the whole "confused by muggles" thing even weirder because when harry goes to visit his parent's house its just a regular ass suburban bongistani house, with electricity and plumbing and all the modern creature comforts. They shouldn't be befuddled by electricity.

>>715907617
Thats because hes an arrogant fuck with a god complex who doesn't want people to doubt the illusion of his unlimited power. So killing the baby who did him in is a surefire way to regain your old status.

Luna best girl

>>715907617
stabbing harry would be the height of shame for voldemort, it would be tantamount to admitting that his magic wasn’t good enough and might even be inferior to mundane solutions. for a guy that is so thoroughly convinced of his own magical omnipotencd, i think he would rather kill himself than admit that

>>715908676
>babyfigs don't know about lunajacking

>>715891961
So the worst unforgivable curse is a Jewish spell?
What did JK mean by this?

>>715907628
Sounds like the end result would be similar to Sheogorath's challenge to avoid being driven insane

Surprisingly zero derail efforts. What a great thread.
I've made this shitty rat edit to commemorate this occasion.

>>715908018
Avada Kedavra
It means no niggers
For the rest of your days

>>715900987
Mind control is the biggest gambit of dark wizards, not weaponry.

>>715909552
I wish legacy hadn't been a ubisoft clone.
the HP threads died practically overnight once laughing at people seething over it got old.

>>715908676
>You will NEVER have a conspiracy theorist gf
Why fucking live

>>715909552
That's a cool Hairy Ratter

>>715891780
It always bothered me as well that they sounded similar.
But now that I know it's possibly eastern horror words I like it again.

>>715902308
It all makes sense

>>715909768
>The Sorting Plan I filed with the Headmaster lists Smee, Maimen, Doctor Paveleer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu
I thought they did this shit in alphabetical order?

>>715897268
It is because I used to have an interest with HP that I won't see it fag.
Why let them ruin my childhood memories of hating the goblet of fire movie so much?

>>715881891
because its fantasy, in reality wizards do use guns

>>715909768
>pottermore claimed that wizard wand length is completely random, with short size being more to do with moral character than size
>then correlated length directly with height, both outing every manlet that took the test and implying they’re all subhumans
This outrage still resides in the book of grudges

>>715897530
>the only black girl marries George Weasley
I don't remember any George gets married story

>>715897268
I've seen too many IPs stripmined and raped to get any hope for an adaption nowadays. Sure, Rowling might be on board, and sure she's one of the only authors that actually managed to stop hollywood from raping her books once, but despite the hilarious banter she broadsides trannies with I'm not going to forget all the other shit she's got up to over the years.

>>715910369
Those two aren't mutually exclusive, I think it was just that if you were a tiny little half-goblin like flitwick you'd probably have a smaller wand because its more practical, while a half giant like hagrid ended up with a big wand because hes a big oaf.
And really the whole "moral character" thing cant be true because then you could just execute any wandlet that gets sorted into slytherin with a 95% accuracy rate of pruning future dark wizards.

>>715910564
>Rowling might be on board
Because they're spending seven billion dollary doos on this. They backed a fucking truck of money up to her mansion and she said "ok."

>>715902851
>try to concentrate on brewing it exactly right
>slitherine students and the professor keeps interupting me every lesson
>get a T in potions

>>715909768
I agree. I may be in the minority but a genuine hardcore school sim is what I really wanted from that. I knew that's not what I'd get, but atleast I expected a "Bully but Hogwarts".
The vee thread where anons discovered the cut content in Legacy was a goldmine thoughbeit.
Also nice house anon.

>>715909925
Thanks anon.

>>715881206 (OP)
Okay but why did he not have a nose?

>>715903596
Voldemort looking like a goofball funny uncle really ruined the atmoshpere of his scenes

>auror game where you hunt down dark wizards, exterminate dangerous beasts, destroy evil artifacts and shut down goblin conspiracies never

>>715910736
In fairness to her, she is protective of the IP. She's the reason Spielberg wasn't allowed to adapt the first three books into 1 movie set in an American high school, for example.

>>715910809
Probably to resemble a spooky skelly

>>715906225
Implying anyone at work willingly talks with Arthur

>>715901214
Felix is incredibly rare and poisoness at high does which is precisely why it isn't used to win against everyone and everything.

Imagine being from a powerful mage bloodline with everything at your disposal and the being born having a speech impediment or being mute. Man, that must sucks

>>715910857
Too many good ideas anon. Can't make such games anymore

>>715894167
>reddity passive agressive tone
Follow your own advice

>>715881206 (OP)
> How to explain guns to natives in a fantasy setting who don't have guns yet.
Thank me later if you ever get reincarnated in a fantasy world.

>>715908676
I will never forgive the Ginnyfag directors and writers. one of the few examples of staying faithful to the source material being a mistake

You know what never really gets any mention in the stories? Magical R&D.
Kids go to magic school to learn how to invoke pre-canned spells but there's never any mention of learning about the principles of magic and almost no mention of contemporary wizards developing novel spells or at least variations of known spells. It's like if everyone got taught how to drive but nobody got taught how to engineer a car.

>>715910809
> Horcrux corruption.
> literally went around murdering people for immortality shields using the instant death curse including Harry's Parents.
> Ripped his soul apart into multiple Horcruxes which were placed into objects.
> Each Horcrux created twisting and morphing his appearance from human to a more ghoul-like appearance.
Basically the lore behind Voldemort.

>>715881206 (OP)
How would (YOU) balance insta-death spells?
Make it have a really low probability of actually working?
Make it expensive and rare to cast?
Buff protective spells?
Add a lot of trash mobs?
Give the entire game low TTK?

>>715910737
>>715902851
>be potions nerd
>brew your own potions as extracurricular
>run out of ingredients mid-brewing
>merlinsbeard.jpeg
>sneak down to steal some stuff from the prof's stock
>good success
>prof finds me next day
>YOU'RE BREWING POLYJUICE POTION AND BELIEVE ME I'LL FIND OUT WHY
>doorslams.webm
>didn't even lose house points, not even a slap on the wrist
>lmao thanks for the free stuff I guess
What the hell was Snape's problem? He thought Harry stole from his own reserve and he got a light scolding and a mild threat at most.

>>715911712
serious consequences to using it. you can use avada in front of a teacher at hogwarts and they barely mention it

>>715908778
Wasn't he doing all that shit because he wanted to become properly immortal or something? Who the fuck cares about magical dick measuring, when something like this is at stake? Honestly I can't remember what his motivation was, since it was one of those "I'm le evil because I'm le evil" antagonists.

>>715881206 (OP)
Could you actually dodge spells in Harry Potter or hide behind some barrier? Or do spells just home in on you?

>>715894841
oh la la

>>715910809
Must be because of snakes

>>715911712
Just confirm the headcanon of it needing sociopathy to cast indiscriminately.
Anyone who can even use it is either a dangerous lunatic by default or one hundred percent believes that the target needs to die. Being able to fire it like a machinegun is next level criminal insanity

>>715911712
Every time you cast it, your MaxHP is reduced permanently and you can't ever recover that.
Life for life.

>>715911778
Dunno, might be the part where he was literally covering for Harry the whole fucking series?

>>715911778
He couldn't prove it and all the teacher were on the lookout because of the whole goblet of fire thing and using harry as bait.

>>715881206 (OP)
expellianus.

>>715911778
Moody was riding his ass at the time, and even Dumbledore told him to get over being NTRd once

>>715902308
>>715902914
>it feels like one big shitpost.
British are not Americans. Their care about that shit is completely hypocritical. They do not consider their own lower classes a part of the same species as themselves, and you're talking about negroes.
It IS a 100% shitpost, and many laughs were had when they brainstormed that idea and realized its implications.

>>715892581
Lupin deez nuts

>>715906183
>losers
Wageslaving for bossberg is not success, insecure faggot.

>>715892419
Footage of Snape in the new HBO series already leaked online.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN2TVd5TC_M

It would solve a lot of problems.

>>715892382
>DOP Adriano Goldman
>(((Goldman)))

>>715911807
>Honestly I can't remember what his motivation was, since it was one of those "I'm le evil because I'm le evil" antagonists.

His motivation was "FUCK YOU, DAD!"

>>715911931
You can hide behind a barrier, you would know this if you had watched Harry Potter movies or read the books, especially HP 4 where Voldemort resurrects. Stone and wood will block spells but has a chance of blasting them away.

>>715892419

>>715912273
Nice

>>715912420
Between Dark Lord Tom, Snape, and Malfoy it's pretty clear that instead of the house of cunning and ambition, Slytherin is the house of daddy issues.

>>715912420
> Tom Marvolo Riddle.
> 'ate his name.
> 'ate his father.
> 'ate mudbloods.
> 'ate everyone not pure.
> 'ate weak pieces of shit.
Simple as.

>>715912420
Didn't his mom use a love potion to seduce mr. Riddle, but as a side effect Voldy was born a complete psychopath unable to feel any empathy or love for anything?

>>715912671
His mother did indeed use date rape drug to keep Mr. Riddle intoxicated and under her spell, that might've been the reason why Voldemort became an insufferable cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtwVYHGK5og

>>715912545
Draco doesn't really have daddy issues. His dad was an asshole and former death eater, but they were a close family otherwise.
And its illustrated that having a family of his own made him less than excited to see the dark lord come back and he kind of regrets everything, and not just because he was on the shit list for losing the diary.

>>715912545
I think the whole point is that Voldemort wants everyone to think that he's a badass, all-powerful, unkillable uber-wizard, but behind that façade, there's just a warped little boy who's scared of death and mad that his parents didn't love him. That's why Harry starts calling him Riddle by the end of their showdown, like he's just talking to Malfoy after potions class.

Given that everyone always loves to store/hide dangerous magical stuff/creatures in Hogwarts every year, you could argue it's actually the most dangerous place for any new Wizard or Witch.

>>715912671
>use a love potion
Shouldn't that shit be a severe crime of the same level as using the forbidden mind control curse, or perhaps somewhat less severe?
Looks like a magical subjugation of a person's free will to me.

>>715912671
>>715912785
Love is an important thing in the setting, and if he's canonically corrupted from birth because he was conceived under those circumstances, or because of the immediate consequences of it, riddle eventually snapping out of it, and his mother pulling a padme before he gets put into an oliver twist orphanage.

>still unironically talking about h*rry p*ter
>in 2025

Either you're all completely ignorant to JK Rowling being a terf (DOUBT) or you're all genuinely transphobic....

>>715912965
To be fair, the amount of deaths on Hogwarts grounds during DUMBLYDORR's tenure as headmaster can be counted on one hand, so he was clearly doing something right.

>>715881206 (OP)
>EHVEHDEH KEHDEHVREH

>>715913034
We could talk about Discworld instead? Why can't we live in the universe where Discworld became as popular as Harry Potter? We lost the wrong damn author.

>>715913051
>"The giant children smacking tree is already paying for itself."

>>715912995
It's not even a crime. I'm pretty sure it's mentioned that Molly Weasley used them too. Bravo Rowling, keeping date rape drugs legal

>>715904298
>Still waiting for fanfics/show or whatever having mudblood pushing sorcerers' shit in with top of the edge technology.
The protag from Fate/Zero btfo an archmage using small arms, although he used some anti-magic stuff I don't remember.

>>715913112
>Why can't we live in the universe where Discworld became as popular as Harry Potter?
Because there are 14,576 fucking discworld books that no one will ever read.
Be glad we got the hogfather.

>>715913112
We managed to get 3 kino animated movies and some pretty good tv movie adaptions.
Do you REALLY want a world where the current year mines discworld for content?
Think carefully about it, anon

>>715913138
Again, how many people did that tree actually kill? Has it ever been confirmed that the Whomping Willow has killed anyone? They've got excellent healthcare, a broken arm can be fixed like putting a bandaid on a paper cut if the healer isn't as incompetent as Lockhart, and you can't say Madam Pomfrey is that incompetent. I've seen fictional schools with higher mortality rates. Cough, X-Men, cough cough.

>>715913342
I'd settle for a universe where Rowling is dead and Pratchett is still alive and well.

>>715913138
The boxing tree just weeds out the very stupid children. In the long run, it saves money.

>>715913034
I read Harry Potter as a kid.
After I learned about avada kedavra I got really scared of it because I thought 1hko like that was really powerful and kept thinking up ways of avoiding the spell.

>>715892382
He looks like a zippertits person

>>715913034
Who cares tranny lol, you have a dance with the rope scheduled at fuck you o'clock to finish your 48%er dance routine.

>>715913682
>and kept thinking up ways of avoiding the spell.

It's six syllables. Just clock the fucker in the jaw before he finishes the spell. Hell, you know which word is just one syllable? GUN!

>>715913034
I find it genuinely hilarious how Rowling was pious and fully compliant for her entire life, but then Grand Orient of West issued a new fatwa declaring that men in wigs are to use women closets, and her not liking one single thing resulted in immediate excommunication and anathema, so she basically isn't a person today.
The absolute state of theocratic westoid society lmfao.

>>715913370
I know, I know, it's just really funny that this school for children has not only a big ass-kicking tree, a Cerberus guard dog, a lake full of territorial Merpeople, a forest full of even more territorial Centaurs, and that's just for starters.

>>715890419

>>715913797
>"Welcome students, welcome to another year here at Hogwarts. To our First Years I have a few notices I wish to announce. An unmarked, random room in this castle will kill anyone entering it. It is such because I decided to hide an extremely dangerous and powerful artifact at this institution for children. Please also note that if you enter the schools forest, it will be a very painful and certain death from the dozens of ferocious creatures roaming it."
>"Despite being the safest place in the world for wizards, there is a coin flips chance that one my employees this year is on first-name basis with the most evil wizard in living memory. I am of course speaking of VOLDEMORT. Yes, I said his name. I am not scared for my life, but you should be. Which one is it this year? Personally, my bet is on professor Snape."
>"I am also pleased to announce that the quinquennial Death Tournament will be held this year. The three underage contestant will endure three deadly trials for no other reason than my personal amusement. I encourage anyone from monetarily struggling families to enter so that you can recover from the outrageously expensive and gratuitous equipment we require you to purchase to attend this school. You dont want your family to starve do you? So please enter! Speaking from experience, casualties are frequent and amusing."
>"Lastly I need to address the elephant in the room, or rather the snake in the room. I personally distrust and loathe the members of the Slytherin House, and as such, if Slytherin wins the House Cup through effort and hard work, I will overthrow the result by giving arbitrary points to whatever house I feel like"
>As the students get out of their seats and scramble out of the main hall, Dumbledoor looks across the teachers table with a mocking grin
>"Severus, see me at my office immediately . We need to discuss your Lily-cuckold situation"

>>715892382
Why why why not make a different series in that world, fucking creative bankrupt fags. This will be cancelled just like lord of the rings series.
I hope they go bankrupt.

>>715892419
>lance reddick is too dead to cast
Honestly i would've fw it

>>715911712
Hogwarts Legacy didn't and it's hilarious, you can insta kill even bosses with the killing curse, only drawback is it has a 90 second cooldown.

>>715907628
Doubt, None of that shit could barely affect physics, let alone Wizards/Witches

>>715914116
>Why why why not make a different series in that world, fucking creative bankrupt fags. This will be cancelled just like lord of the rings series.

But the LotR series is a different story in that world and look how it turned out

>>715913972
I love that consistency that every Meme-dore's crazy old man rants involves him hating Slytherin House so much.

>>715882402
Doesn't the Wizard have to react in human reaction speed to the bullet to deflect it? Doable if he sees the shot coming, but not doable otherwise
>inb4 ackshually they can have a permanent force field
Either this drains mana like crazy or it's bad writing.

>and to any students that wish to take extra classes, we do have access to miraculous devices that allow their user to go backwards in time
>now be careful with these, for ill use can lead to truly disastrous consequences and we honestly can’t be bothered to keep an eye on students using them
>just last week we had three psychotic breakdowns from overwrought students meeting themselves and having an identity crisis, and poor Tyrese passed away after getting it into his head that he could mug himself in the past and have two wands. It was terribly amusing.
>now off to bed. Oh, and don’t think of the fact you’ll be biologically about two years older than all your peers by the end of school. Professor Trelawney has set up a betting pool on someone self harming after realising it and I don’t want to spoil the odds.

>>715914519
>poor Tyrese passed away after getting it into his head that he could mug himself in the past and have two wands. It was terribly amusing.
It works just fine as long as no one asks any questions.

>>715914340
>Typo and incorrect usage
Goddamnit! Fucking spellcheck! I am going to sleep!

A reminder that older Witches can sneak into the younger Wizards bedroom, the school and the ghosts in the paintings do not care.

>>715881206 (OP)
trickling trigger, kill that nigger!

Harry Potter Wizards are cowards, kek. No clue why some Wizard hasn’t invented the Nuke Spell and just started a muggle massacre.

Remember when the official Harry Potter twitter account said that before the advent of modern plumbing, wizards would simply shit themselves in broad daylight and then cast a spell to get rid of it

>>715901674
reasonable use of dark magic imo

>>715914826
The average modern Wizard is surprisingly uncreative and Dark Wizards just like blasting muggle grandparents and the homeless.

Alright, /v/iggers what's the way to replay the PS1-PS2-era Harry Potter games? Emulator? Do they have decent PC ports?
I vaguely remember playing HP1 on my old Windows XP pentium like 20 years ago.

>>715915118
>I vaguely remember playing HP1 on my old Windows XP pentium like 20 years ago.

>Dumbledore is peacefully working in his office
>Suddenly the door opens
>In walks an African student wearing the proud black and red robes of Gryffindor, a symbol of a racially equal wizard society
>Dumbledore shrieks in terror and goes for his wand, points it at the intruder and screams RIDDIKULUS
>Dumbledore breathes a sigh of relief as the bogart retreats back into the castle

>>715897268
I still haven’t watched the movies past 2. Caught some of 3 on TV as a kid but never bought them or went looking to watch them. I hated new dumbledore and everything looking bleak from what I saw. When I read the books (after seeing 1&2) I pretty much just pictured how those movies looked along with keeping the same dumbledore.

>>715910857
>dark Italian wizard game where you hunt down rats, wack dangerous ministry of wizardry agents, locate and retrieve powerful gabagool, and shut down opposite illegal wizard families never ever

How exactly do wizards stop muggle bullets?

>>715915493
Imperio all lawmakers and draft anti-weapon legislation so ridiculous it makes real life Britain seem sane

>>715915493
Transfiguration, Dumbledore literally just pointed his wand once and turned a shit ton of glass flying at him into sand. Wizards can probably just do that to bullets if they locked in.

Remaster collection when

>>715915323
It was from an old CD I got from a relative. I remember being pissed at the ending where they just free a dragon or some shit, and at how bnad the platforming was. good times.

>>715900987
The Wizard World canonically participated in WW2, behind the scenes. The Death Eaters helped the Nazis.

>>715915493
presuming they're aware of them, and their capabilities. i have no doubt a wizard could defend against bullets if they know they're coming but snipers can shoot from a mile away

>>715915348
>"Did you hear, White Wizards actually need wands for magic, isn't that just sad?"

>>715915657
was this the one that had zero freeroam? I member that the order oft he phoenix let you roam free. I ended up playig that game for 12-14 hours a day.

>>715914283
Loved getting the curse mark AoE tag masteries and then nuking like 10 goblins with the killing curse

>>715916085
its funny how there were exactly 2 play styles in the game, and the one you mentioned was basically a god mode

>>715915859
I think it was the exact opposite, 4 & 5 had no freeroam and 6 brought it back
4 was this top down action game which was the dumbest shit

>>715915784
That's one of the weirdest pity loredumps I've seen, honestly.
Unless Africans are absolutely amazing at keeping a lid on wandless magic, wands make absolutely no sense whatsoever

>>715916137
I just liked hearing the "Your blood is on ranrok's hands" after obliterating their souls like that

>>715916085
>>715914283
>>715916315
What did the teachers think about their weird new student mastering all three forbidden curses within months of starting out as a witch and stalking the forbidden forest at night to kill animals and hunters for fun?

>>715916601
They did give us a book full of challenges that involve A LOT of murder and killing.

>>715916601
they don't care

they'll also use Avada Kedavra in the overworld if they get attacked by hostiles and it takes too long for the hostiles to die as protection for the npcs keeping their schedules

>>715892382
it will be better than the movies

>>715881206 (OP)
post hermione

>>715916601
Sanctioned killing sprees is what they thought

>>715916085
Seems like everyone went for the same hairstyle

>>715916767
Imagine running into her late at night in the castle halls.

>>715916931
Honestly it was mostly because it's so rare to see longer hairstyles in games that aren't put up in ponytails or stuff like that so I chose it for the novelty of physics enabled shoulder length hair

>>715916601
>all the other kids with their pumped up kicks
>best abscond, best abscond
>away from my wand

>>715881206 (OP)
>UUUNNNLIIIMIITTEEEEED POOOOOOWWWAAAAHHHHH

>>715913034
I 100% hate troons but I also hate Hairy Potnerd because the books were dumb garbage
Such a complicated feeling

>>715906014
To be fair, the entire Clone Wars was designed to get the Jedi to trust their clones enough for Order 66 to be a massive surprise

>>715917152
>bites your ____

>Any cat you come across on school grounds could be a student in cat form, hoping that you'll put them on your lap and give tummy rubs.

>>715910857
I kid you not, "grown up" HP fans would hate it because they associate Aurors with American cops. I've seen way too many people complain about Harry becoming an Auror purely because of this.

>>715893790
Yeah she's an utrafeminist but she's still funny

>>715917547
I'm surprised Harry didn't become the new Defense of the Dark Arts teacher.

>>715917547
How many leftys still like Harry Potter? I thought they all try to hate it now that Rowling turned into the evil terf lady.

>>715901645
seriously, why does the boner only go away sometimes after orgasm

>>715889146
Which is ironic since she's pro zionist now.

>>715917687
>>715894167
She literally wants you dead.

>>715918002
I'm not a tranny, though??

>>715913051
>Places Fluffy as the very first line of defence for the Philosopher's Stone behind a completely ordinary locked door that could be opened by a charm casually performed by a first year in her first month of magic school. Like he didn't even enchant the door to ensure only adults could go near it like the Goblet of Fire, or make it require a password like the house dormitories, it's just a fucking iron lock with an ordinary key that even a muggle lockpicker could get through in ten seconds

>>715889673
>>abusive muggles who feed him next to nothing
>>and call him 'boy' or 'freak' so frequently that he had no idea his name was Harry for a while
>when Harry finally gets to school after over a decade of severe abusive and malnutrition Dumbledore manipulates him into facing a Dark Lord
Stop reading fanfictions.

>>715917729
It would have been the ultimate humiliation for voldemort if he'd done that.
Even then Chinese realised it would be a good idea when he turns up for a guest lecture in that mobile game

>>715905910
Neville also fit all of the requirements of the prophecy, but nobody gave a shit for some reason.

>>715918339
It's because Voldemort was a narcissist and went for Harry.
Once he did that the other parts were irrelevant, because Harry got marked as an equal and Neville didn't.

>>715917729
I dunno how fanfictioney this idea is but I always through the last book should have had harry going into hiding by using a polyjuice potion to pose as the new defense against dark arts teacher.

There's actually foreshadowing for it. Harry actually has had experience teaching DaDA and someone using polyjuice potion to pretend to be the DaDA teacher had happened before. And this way the last book is still about hogwarts but lets us see things from the perspective of the teachers instead of the students, something you don't get to see normally. Best of all, with it being a big running theme of something always happeningt o the DaDA teacher Harry would be facing fate head on by taking the role on himself.

>>715910668
Dumbledore himself was in Slytherin. It's not the evil house, it's the ambitious house. Btw I liked Hogwarts Legacy, great magic combat, and flying on the broom was cool. Just don't bother trying to 100% it unless you like doing the same side tasks 100 times each

>>715881787
I know a chinky girl named Chung Ling

>>715900987
If they were to organize and use their strengths like instant teleportation, mind control, magic tracking, perfect magic camo, memory alteration they could easily topple every human empire in a matter of weeks. Their issue is the deep rooted retarded isolation, complete lack of unity, unified power structures and their general disinterest in the world.

But yeah, they're not super human. Good luck reacting faster than a bullet or missile and magically blocking out radiation or chemical agents you are literally unaware of because you can't even get into fucking 17th century physics.

>Hidden Benefits to dating a Slytherin Witch.

Remakes when?

>>715918612
Dumbledore was in Gryffindor. I think his brother was a Slytherin.

If you fuck an animagus while they're transformed does it count as bestiality?

>>715918670
Chinooks literally have a city called Chong Ching but throw a seething toddler tantrum when called a chingchong

>>715881728

Reminder that pureblood wizards are literally retarded borderline cavemen that don't know or understand things like electricity or plumbing.
Reminder that wizards until recently just shat themselves and then used magic to make the shit disappear (which contradicts earlier Lore considering hogwarts has always had toilets and plumbing, as proven by the chamber of secrets,)

>>715915118
>Do they have decent PC ports?

The early Harry Potter games are completely different on every platform aside from the name. Like, they're even different genres in some cases. If you want to replay the PS1/PS2 games specifically you'll need to emulate them.

>>715898209
If you didn't catch on that she was just making shit up as she went along by the 2nd book you only have yourself to blame m8

>>715881206 (OP)
AvaDEH KeDEHvra!

>>715881891
Because the wizards are the equivalent of (most) mutants in Marvel: Assholes with a God complex because they can do something normal people can't and don't believe anyone who isn't part of their caste measures up. Look at how Ron's dad is ultimately viewed as an idiot for taking an interest in muggle items. Look at how muggles have obscenely broken things that make what the wizards have or can do either obsolete or irrelevant yet no one uses them.
>Why are owls and Howlers even a thing when phones exist when the books take place? Owls would basically only be useful to be a pseudo UPS at best.
>Why in the world do wizards even bother to actually live in the Wizarding World doing menial tasks like tending bar or farming when just melting down the random coins from even a monthly wage in said world would make you a multi-millionaire since Galleons are literal gold coins?
>In addition to that, why do they even spend said Galleons on magical items or random enchanted food/drinks when, again, a single Galleon is equivalent to like a third of a year's minimum wage?
Picture related. A Galleon is assumed to be 25mm in diameter and 1mm in thickness because it's apparently around the size of a 50 pence British coin meaning you'd get roughly .61 grams of gold if you melted just one of them down.
>Why do they even bother with banning the Unforgiveables when they teach students conjuration as a basic class to graduate which could easily be used to just conjure up a gun and infinite ammo?
>As soon as the internet and smartphones become relevant the Wizarding World is basically impossible to ignore as everyone now has a phone on them and the students inside of Hogwarts would make videos of them using magic, demonstrating it, filming Hogwarts, and more. Even if Hogwarts itself had random wards that disabled electronics, distorted the images of it, and somehow distorted the images of students or magic it wouldn't change the fact now everything people do are distorted.

>>715919223
only firstyear mudbloods use the bathrooms. everyone else learned how to apparate shit when they were a child. it's just wizard potty training

>>715919278
>Your very own Pokémon legend is about to unfold!

>>715901248
anon just said it though?

Flipendo >>>

>>715918830
You'll end up mastering Crucio, I guess

>>715919420
DEHposting? on v of all places? my time on /tv/ is finally paying off

Do you think there has ever been a wizard who turns himself into a huge dog and goes around raping women?

>>715919603
>the students inside of Hogwarts would make videos of them using magic, demonstrating it, filming Hogwarts, and more
Electronics of any kind fail when they come anywhere near Hogwarts. That's why they use candles and fire lamps, they can't even have lightbulbs there.

>>715904298
I remember reading a fanfic when I was younger where Harry puts together a militia of old squibs who were veterans to fight the death eaters.

>>715920273
Which is extremely dumb considering they could just infinitely power the electronics using magic and make a perpetual motion machine with an infinite water source that flows over a water wheel that feeds into a pocket dimension leading back to the infinite water source.
Even if they can't film inside of Hogwarts nothing stops little Sandy from showing her friends she can lift the family cat at home unless every wizard's house doesn't have electronics. But then you run into the problem of now being able to tell who is a wizard by them not using electronics or electronics not functioning near them.

>>715902318
>"Deh!"
holy basedeh

Why was there so much forbidden knowledge being kept in the library for students to find?

>>715920561

>>715911638
Rowling magical society is the equivalent of Idiocracy, nobody really understands how anything works.

>>715911638
>Kids go to magic school to learn how to invoke pre-canned spells but there's never any mention of learning about the principles of magic and almost no mention of contemporary wizards developing novel spells or at least variations of known spells.
Because Rowling has no underlying principles for her setting's magic. It just wurks.

I used to read yaoi Harry Potter fanfiction to my ex fiancee every night until she slept.
I have read multiple scenes involving Voldemort raping Harry Potter, chasing scenes, humiliation, torture scenes, toxic yaoi, you fucking name it.

>>715921328

I never learned the forbidden curses, and I didn't play as Slytherin, or as a girl. All for the same reason - I'm not a fag

>>715921459
>claims to not be a fag
>didn't learn the nuke spells
Not only a fag, a moralfag too.

>>715911638
It's implied that that is what the Ministry's Department of Mysteries does.

>>715921459
>I never learned the forbidden curses
>I'm not a fag
Lol. Lmao. They were by far the best of HL's combat system. There is nothing better than chaining Crucio debuffs, casting Imperio to control something, and then AVADA KEDAVARAing the entire group so they explode.

t. Hufflepuff.

>>715891780
>>715904540
It's so funny when contrarians will go "heh don't they know Harry Potter is so stupid? Heh why don't they realize?" And then go on to read some dumb shit like One Piece

>>715912995
You would expect that if the world made sense. But since this is HP, they are openly sold in prank shops and people like Molly all but brag about using them.

Is it socially acceptable to admit that Hermione peaked in terms of attractive in man I really do love Chamber of Secrets what a nostalgic movie for me

>>715921698
No, the perfect counters were best. And having different "loadouts" for different types of enemies. The forbidden ones seemed like they'd get boring quickly

>>715881206 (OP)
this shit is bull shit no body can do this

>>715881206 (OP)
this shit is fake no body out there that does this every day can follow those words and and kill some one with that spell no proof no proofs no body no body

>>715881206 (OP)
The Ralph Fiennes design always annoyed me how clean and safe it looked. The one from the first film was terrifying.

>>715921770
i never said that
>One Piece
had to google this, fuck you for making me google anime you worthless retard

>>715923243
post date of birth

>>715923478
Im older than you just not a faggot anime watcher
i actively block anything anime

>>715921770
>>715923243
This has been posted at least a dozen times before.

>>715923629
see
>>715923478

>>715919603
>normal people
Its wrong and sick to refer bipedal cattle as people

>>715891780
i thought the series pointed out once how Abra Kadabra was born out of a muggle misshearing Avada Kedabra and ever since then the word was used as generic ''magic words'' wich only fueled the purist mages rage towards the muggles since they saw it as a mockery on their part for using such taboo words as generic magic words.

>>715892419
didn't they recasted him due how in a hilarious turn of events everyone sided with Rowling protecting its IP and demanding a proper actor for snape?

Sex with catgirl Hermione in the bathroom in the middle of the night

>>715908873
She meant
>lol this kinda sound like abby cadabry govnuh and it means kill people

>>715923243
No you didn't have to Google anything zoomie why pretend?

>>715924903
Based

>>715892382
There was a big rumor going around that the show won't be a proper adaption
That for the first few seasons they're going to stick to the books storyline and then sweep it all under the rug and go on their own original plot to "subvert expectations"
Judging from that, I'm assuming, if true, that they're going to have Harry die in the Graveyard fight which would dramatically shift the second half of the series.

>>715924903

>>715924903
I want her to claw me

>>715881206 (OP)

I can't cast magic of any kind but I am also completely immune to all forms of magic (including healing spells) and I can also harm my enemies no matter what.

>>715924903
>goes out of her way to mention that boys can only go into the girl's quarters if the girl wants him to
WHAT did Rowling mean by this???

>>715913034
Holy shit you son of a bitch just hang yourself already

>>715913854
Lucky bastard

If the next game does go along with the new show, does that mean my Wizard can get licked by Cat Hermione?

>>715913034

>>715917757
No idea but doesn't happen with everyone. My boner only goes down after two or three orgasms.

>instead of making new HP content they're remaking it all with woke shit
We really can't have good things in the west anymore

Anvidia Kadriver

>no Merula yet
I thought this site loved that girl?

>>715921083
That's wrong though. Half blood prince mentions young Snape inventing a new spell that slashes things.
It's probably not thought at hogwarts because hogwarts is just basic education, and you'd have to learn spellcraft at wizard university

>>715928384
I remember...

>>715928392
>That's wrong though. Half blood prince mentions young Snape inventing a new spell that slashes things.
You're misunderstanding "people offscreen introduce a new spell" for the act of researching a new spell. It's like Star Trek vs Star Wars for science fiction. One makes use of a given set of rules to solve various scenarios, one just says "punch it" and hops to the next scene hoping the audience didn't feel like thinking too hard about whatever just happened.

Hairy Potnerd falls into the latter camp.

I really wish the fantastic beasts movies were better.

>>715928384

>>715881206 (OP)
This guy is so shit at everything in life
He lost to literal kids and he's supposed to be the scariest guy ever. I bet you can just report him to the police, he might take 2-3 down but 4 cops should be enough to arrest him, take his wand and handcuff him forever.

>>715886492
>summon death to ask him trivial questions
Don't forget the head wizard is friends with Death's granddaughter because they met while she was trying to save her rockstar crush from the incarnation of rock music, and later helped her brew a hangover cure for the god of hangovers.

>>715901201
Stupid gunfag. A wizard just need to zap you once and you're dead before that second is up.

>>715913779
The leftoid religion basically has a hierarchy of identity groups that works similar to India's caste system and trannies somehow wound up at the very top.

Even an obsese black lesbian muslim is lower than a troon, and must acquiesce to the troon's every demand. The only think Rowling has going for her in the leftoid hierarchy is "woman" which, by itself, is pretty low, only beating "straight white man".

>>715918849

>>715924350
I can't remember where I heard this, but I think you're right. I remember either it being confirmed on Pottermore or by Rowling herself.

>>715928384
I love Merula!

>>715889859
I always found it interesting that witches talk about elf magic like it's mostly just illusions and shit, but elfshot clearly does something nasty to the human body, the Feegles talk about the Queen and King's war like their arguments blew up fairyland, and in the last book when Peaceblossom has had it with the Queen's jobbing she seems to tangibly diminish when he slaps her shit. And in turn the King was definitely real enough to chokeslam him for killing her at the end.

Fairies seem to work on their own physics. Fitting since they're parasites from a different universe.

>>715931848
S N E E D

>>715932097
It's SNYDE to you, Mister!

>>715931146
not without a wand and talking out loud, making a silly gesture. a gun is faster than a spell

>>715928254
Fucking love Dark Schneider.

>>715932685
Good thing I cast my Anti-Bullet Shield before leaving my house today

>>715891780
it sounds like "abra kadabra" because that's the only magic words muggles know, because they don't even know magic exists. it plays on how we, in real life, know abra kadabra as "magic words". it's a funny little thing magicians say, but in the wizarding world, it's a literal death curse. you stupid fucking nigger.

>>715928673
>Have a perfect setup with Newt doing wacky things with magical creatures and trying to save them.
>Also have good side characters.
>Allow us to see how America and other countries do the wizarding stuff.
>Ignore all that to shoehorn him and his friends into gay Hitler's ethnic cleansing outburst to spite his ex-boyfriend.
I was so mad. All the Newt parts are great, all the Dumbledore and Grindelwald stuff is eye-rollingly bad and should be its own boring set of movies no one would care to watch.

For me its Luna Lovegood

>>715899728
then why there are no a spess with a pure desire to rape huh huh avada rapistvra

>>715881728

>>715924462
Nope. That's just a fan account posting "rumors".

>>715918031
She hates trannies because they are men. If you're a man, you're the same thing to her.

>>715901674
I once read a fanfic where Harry sucks off futa McGonagall through a gloryhole.

>>715928673
All they had to do was make them focused around one guy traveling to safe or study magic animals. Instead they did what all prequels do from Star Wars to The Hobbit. They tried to make them tie into the first movies with references to old lore and characters. It doesn’t help they kept recasting Grindelwald.

>>715881206 (OP)

Careful not to get robbed by greyshirts, fellow wizards.

>>715908676
Rowling has no fucking clue what makes for a compelling relationship. She just put the characters in a row at the end and put the main character together randomly without considering their character arcs at all.

>>715921916
I wish Molly (SSBBW version) used a love potion on me and used me as her personal chair.

>>715915559
>the capacity of the American mind
lol
I think they would just cast a spell that makes everyone forget guns exist at all, burger-kun

>>715908676
What was her purpose again?

>>715917740
It's all virtue signaling. The retards "boycotting" Hogwarts Legacy were playing it too.

>>715940070
being more interesting than ron or hermione

>>715919902
>tfw no Slytherin gf who'd stick her wand in my ass and cast crucio at my prostate

>>715921328
I once read a fic where first year Hermione falls in love with Hagrid after he saved her from the troll.

>>715931246
Muslims are ahead of trannies in the hierarchy because of palestine. It's not static. 5 years ago blacks were on top.

>>715940349
why do they not seem to care about the Uyghurs or the Rohingya?

>>715940716
They did. Pre-pandemic and post-pandemic outrage just hit different

>>715904575
That isn't my wife Merula.

>>715881206 (OP)
>>715881206 (OP)
*Dodges*
*Blocks using literally anything that isn't magic*
What a shitty fucking insta-kill spell

i love seeing /v/ being able to have amazing discussions regarding anything but videogames, happens in other boards as well, wonder why this happens genuinely

What's the point of magic? Are there any wizards who have told Hogwarts to go fuck themselves and just attended law school instead?

>>715881891
>Cast engorgio on women
>give them huge guns and have a supersoldier harem
I'm a genius

>>715942154
Its some kinda unspoken rule that other boards are usually better to discuss other topics because shitposters are usually drawn to current events or discussions that incite the most controversy and outrage.

>>715881728

>>715881206 (OP)
Reversing Mirror

>>715942353
Yeah. That's why last april fools was enjoyable.

For a while when I used to play a mage in Skyrim I would go NYEEEAAAHHH whenever I'd cast Thunderbolt and pretend I was Voldemort. I'd call all my enchanted gear after Horcruxes and pretend they were the source of my power

>>715911370
Okay, but realistically, you only need to take it once while planning to assassinate all the high-ranking officers in command. Then “magic” will just bullshit its way into making it happen.

>>715892382
Of all the characters to make black, Snape was the worst choice by far.
They could have made Hagrid black and he'd just be a cool ass giganigga. They could have made Hermione black and you could work in the whole magical racism for being a mud blood thing where she's getting racism'd by two different communities for tomorrow different things to make it hit harder. They could have made Dumbledore black and given him a James Earl Jones vibe so he's strong and mysterious. Hell, they could have made Harry black and used it to dive into the broken families and foster system that ruins so make black kids' lives. But nope. They had to make the slimy simp black. Because these writers don't actually care, they just want brownie points with the execs.

Also JK is a hack.

>>715893485
They both are but one's a mudblood and one's a crucio crip