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Are we still not allowed to like BG3?
Anonymous No.715938116 [Report]
Bald Troon's Gape 3
Anonymous No.715938130 [Report] >>715938475
its still bad and boring so im afraid not
Anonymous No.715938475 [Report]
>>715938130
smartest modern zoomer be like
Anonymous No.715938553 [Report] >>715938898 >>715939070 >>715939485 >>715944036 >>715951276 >>715952132 >>715957997 >>715968707
>>715938006 (OP)
you are allowed to like nyl
Anonymous No.715938634 [Report] >>715939652 >>715941021 >>715941727 >>715943983 >>715944067 >>715944604 >>715951414 >>715951946 >>715953123 >>715954934 >>715967605
I've played Cyberpunk 2077 for over 7k hours. But I'm smart enough and objective in my analysis that I can tell you that it's a dogshit game. My point is that you can like something even if it's pure garbage. Nothing wrong with personal preference. Following the crowd is gay and third world tier.
Anonymous No.715938673 [Report] >>715940627
You're allowed, you're just wrong to.
Anonymous No.715938701 [Report]
No need to shill this shit anymore. E33 came out and showed you can create the pinnacle of a genre without trannies, fags, and bear fucking.
Anonymous No.715938703 [Report]
I dont even think about this game when Baldurs Gate comes up in a conversation. I simply do not associate it with any other games.
Anonymous No.715938709 [Report] >>715940115 >>715952913 >>715953042 >>715968010
act 1 and act 2 are great
act 3 sucks cock
Anonymous No.715938761 [Report] >>715938931 >>715943065
>Laughable story
>No challenge
>Barely works (constant bugs + performance problems)
What is there to like?
Anonymous No.715938767 [Report]
Why do anons look for approval on /v/ of all boards?
Anonymous No.715938773 [Report] >>715938993 >>715942564 >>715945839 >>715946039
>>715938006 (OP)
Im debating playing BG1 again.
Anonymous No.715938832 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
Of course you can like your unfinished alpha shitty game, anon!
Anonymous No.715938881 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
I will allow it
Anonymous No.715938898 [Report]
>>715938553
4pbp
Anonymous No.715938931 [Report]
>>715938761
>No challenge
Thats a you problem. I play with permadeath and no save scumming. Save summers complaining about the difgiculty deserve to be hung.
Anonymous No.715938982 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
I like it. It's just not very good.
Anonymous No.715938993 [Report]
>>715938773
Sure thing, skeleton.
Anonymous No.715939052 [Report] >>715940573
>>715938006 (OP)
Why would you care about what a few terminally online whingelords think.
Anonymous No.715939070 [Report] >>715939180 >>715944570
>>715938553
>liking mannish shemales
Anonymous No.715939113 [Report] >>715939153
>>715938006 (OP)
>Baldur's Gate
>the worst part of the game is getting to Baldur's Gate
Anonymous No.715939123 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
No one's stopping you, we're just gonna call you a faggot for it.
Anonymous No.715939153 [Report]
>>715939113
As is tradition.
Anonymous No.715939180 [Report] >>715956901
>>715939070
i didn't say you were forced to like nyl
just that you are allowed too
Anonymous No.715939464 [Report]
Nintroondoroonies are still seething and malding about this game on an hourly basis.
Anonymous No.715939485 [Report]
>>715938553
No.
Anonymous No.715939507 [Report] >>715939597
Anonymous No.715939557 [Report] >>715939621
switch 2 port soon
Anonymous No.715939597 [Report] >>715939646
>>715939507
Why make your dream visitor like this anon?
Anonymous No.715939621 [Report]
>>715939557
This will be another example of Tendie mental illness. Once FF7R was announced for their platform, the overwhelming majority of anti-FF7R posting stopped immediately. The same will happen if BG3 gets ported.
Anonymous No.715939646 [Report]
>>715939597
Why not?
Anonymous No.715939652 [Report] >>715939795 >>715939850 >>715940730 >>715945927
>>715938634
>I've played Cyberpunk 2077 for over 7k hours
what the fuck
what even is there to do that warrants over 100 hours in that piece of shit
Anonymous No.715939795 [Report] >>715939841
>>715939652
nta but my guess is probably mod related shit
Anonymous No.715939841 [Report]
>>715939795
Probably immersion mods like Dark Future.
Anonymous No.715939850 [Report] >>715953184
>>715939652
Futa mods and vr.
Anonymous No.715940025 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
>hottest body has the worst face
Why did Larian design goblins this way?
Anonymous No.715940115 [Report]
>>715938709
act 1 is clearly the best but I prefer 3 over 2
Anonymous No.715940116 [Report] >>715940416
>>715938006 (OP)
What the fuck is this?

I don't remember this photo. My PC is male who is sitting in the chair and all of my companions, from Wyll, Astarion, Gale to Halsin, are women.
Anonymous No.715940416 [Report]
>>715940116
Gooner retards porting the models to their gooner framework. Note how awful the models look outside of the engine they're rendered in in-game.
Anonymous No.715940435 [Report] >>715940504
>>715938006 (OP)
I tried it, wanted to like it, couldn’t get into it. Didn’t care for the generic fantasy setting and aesthetic or the ugly frog lady that they force you to meet at the beginning. Bad game.
Anonymous No.715940504 [Report] >>715940747
>>715940435
>generic
It's like the most famous and impactful fantasy setting outside of Tolkien's work, lmao.
Anonymous No.715940573 [Report]
>>715939052
>whingelords
Why do you talk like a faglord
Anonymous No.715940627 [Report]
>>715938673
If loving BG3 is wrong, then lock me up.

I actually havent played much this year to date, only tested it on new computer. I should load it up and try the new classes tho.
Anonymous No.715940659 [Report] >>715940758 >>715940802
Are there any mods for this game yet that change up the battle system completely, maybe to something like DOS1/2? I did a playthrough at launch but have had no desire to go through it all again unless there was a big mod overhaul.
Anonymous No.715940730 [Report] >>715945927
>>715939652
I love the game. I've done around thirty full playthroughs, and I'm currently learning how to make mods. As to why I like it? Ever heard of E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy? Well, it reminds me of that game, just not as shitty and jank.
Anonymous No.715940747 [Report] >>715940818
>>715940504
Forgotten Realms really isn't that famous or important.
Anonymous No.715940758 [Report]
>>715940659
The most I know of is the one that makes it a Rougelite
Anonymous No.715940792 [Report] >>715940868 >>715943668 >>715953127 >>715953285
>>715938006 (OP)
god westoid slop looks so fucking ugly
Anonymous No.715940802 [Report]
>>715940659
It plays pretty close to those garbage games already.
It's not full turn based splatoon but every combat has environmental gimmicks.
Anonymous No.715940818 [Report] >>715946018
>>715940747
Maybe in your delusional reality. You could easily look up the numbers.
Anonymous No.715940868 [Report]
>>715940792
Ugly sex is the new safe horny
Anonymous No.715940981 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
Why do you need approval from /v/ of all places... Grow a spine you fucking wimp.
Anonymous No.715941021 [Report] >>715942032
>>715938634
>I've played Cyberpunk 2077 for over 7k hours. But I'm smart enough
Those two statements contradict each other
Anonymous No.715941727 [Report] >>715942032 >>715967803
>>715938634
>I've played Cyberpunk 2077 for over 7k hours.
>But I'm smart enough
Anonymous No.715941774 [Report] >>715941967
>>715938006 (OP)
WOKE GAME
WOKE GAME
WOKE GAME
Anonymous No.715941967 [Report]
>>715941774
it's only relevant because a bunch of woke-cultists use it as their "discreet" goon game.
Anonymous No.715942032 [Report] >>715946190
>>715941021
>>715941727
>Likes game
>Acknowledges that game is shit
>Doesn't claim game is the best thing since sliced bread
I wish the Zelda fanbase was this based.
Anonymous No.715942094 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
>Are we still not allowed to like BG3?
You're actually taking the /v/tard drivel seriously?
Poor poor soul.
Anonymous No.715942212 [Report]
If there's not a mod that switches out the insufferable party members (all of them) for ones that are less annoying and terrible, then there's really no point.

Also pathfinger 1e spoiled me on shit like kobold gunslingers so I'm annoyed I can't do off the cuff shit like that.
Anonymous No.715942564 [Report]
>>715938773
Sovl... why did they make the BG2 portraits so fucking bad in comparison?
Anonymous No.715942597 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
I love it for the porn
Those SFM animations of Tav fucking the three sluts have made me kill millions.
Anonymous No.715942758 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
It's a woke game, but it's a good game.

Same with Kingdom Come Deliverance II.
Woke but good.
Anonymous No.715942862 [Report]
ETA until some autistic modders remake BG1 and 2 using the scenario editor?
Anonymous No.715942964 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
Can I fuck the female goblins yet?
Anonymous No.715943065 [Report] >>715943168
>>715938761
>Barely works ([..] performance problems)
Wut? I played this game for about 20 hrs when it released but couldn't stomach the retarded anti-qol shit they put it. Recently played it again to completion with patch 8 and if I have anything good to say about this turd it's that its performance was pretty damn good for a modern game. No pop-ins, no graphical jank shenanigans like massive anti-soul fog, no fucking memory leak having the game crash after various amounts of time.
Anonymous No.715943168 [Report]
>>715943065
He might mean the random bug in Act 2 during the Shar Temple that can kill you.
Anonymous No.715943189 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)

Not allowed son. I still haven't forgiven them the disrespect for Viconia.
Anonymous No.715943637 [Report] >>715944070 >>715944193 >>715944541 >>715945015 >>715958106
>Make a game about sex, romance and literal porn cutscenes to appease the women
>Make it ""hard"" so men will defend it too
Persona does it. BG3 does it. And it keeps working.
Anonymous No.715943665 [Report]
>no goblin wife option
It's shit I'm afraid
Anonymous No.715943668 [Report]
>>715940792
the base bg3 models are "ugly realism" but they are way more natural and life-like than these abominations
these are nyl's modifications of them
funny thing is his early stuff was fine, but his stuff has kept getting more and more grotesque and exactly in the fetishy way of grotesque, that weird hyper-gross hyper-realism which starting to get especially evident in his ow models
this type of grotesqueness is the counterpoint of generic hyper tits and ass that some artists end up doing, and happens when they chase realism but get lost in the sauce and over-compensate
not the first time I've seen it, it's even happened to real, famous artists
Anonymous No.715943686 [Report]
why are there still no good orc voices? bg1 and 2 let you easily import soundpacks for anyone you wanted.. they said bg3 would be designed to be easily moddable? they even put an ingame mod menu.. there's only 1 old shitty ai orc voice mod and it says that half the voice lines don't work cause they can't be changed easily.. so they just lied when they said it'd be easily moddable then? of all things swapping out a fuckin .wav file should be accessible and easy...
Anonymous No.715943983 [Report]
>>715938634
I haven't even played an MMO for 7k hours
Anonymous No.715944002 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
Did the finally finish act 3 yet?
Anonymous No.715944036 [Report] >>715944964 >>715945106 >>715946990
>>715938006 (OP)
>>715938553
Wait this is Nyl? What are men doing there then?
Anonymous No.715944067 [Report]
>>715938634
Are there mods for new missions? I do actually like the combat and would kill for missions made by other players
Anonymous No.715944070 [Report]
>>715943637
Persona romances are for men because you play as a man
Anonymous No.715944193 [Report] >>715944240
>>715943637
Nobody says Persona is hard
Anonymous No.715944240 [Report]
>>715944193
Nobody says persona has porn either
Anonymous No.715944541 [Report] >>715945164
>>715943637
>Make a game about sex, romance and literal porn cutscenes to appease the women
Nonsensical narrative. A full playthrough can take upwards of 120 hours and there's at best 5 minutes of romantic and sex content per playthrough combined. Shadowheart isn't even romanceable until the tail end of the game.
Anonymous No.715944570 [Report]
>>715939070
dickgirls*
Anonymous No.715944590 [Report] >>715945846 >>715946008 >>715953023 >>715953365
>>715938006 (OP)
can someone tell me how people find these characters hot.
Anonymous No.715944604 [Report]
>>715938634
if this is not bait, I suggest getting tested for autism. This is not normal
Anonymous No.715944778 [Report] >>715944851
>>715938006 (OP)
i can't keep goblins as sex slaves. i can't even fuck any gnomes, halfings, or dwarf bitches.
its cringe.
Anonymous No.715944851 [Report] >>715945872
>>715944778
Below height of consent, you must understand.
Anonymous No.715944964 [Report] >>715945690 >>715951041 >>715951335 >>715951486
>>715944036
from my past experience when a futa artist pulls out men or something else like furry out of nowhere they're going to be going mask off on the fact that they've just been grifting futafags all along to get popular enough so they can switch to what they want to actually do
I've seen it happen with too many artists to count or remember
futa is in that sweet spot between being relatively niche but popular enough to have a noticeable audience where you can grow easier compared to mainstream art which is oversaturated or niche where there just is no room to grow
once they're big enough, they start shifting slowly so that overlapping audience spreads their new stuff around and then they commit fully at some point
Anonymous No.715945015 [Report]
>>715943637
>Be a /v/tard
>Read a post about a game you've never played from another retard who's never played it either
>Keep repeating it like gospel so other retards will believe it too
Anonymous No.715945106 [Report]
>>715944036
The men are food for consumption to grow the preposterously huge monstercocks they grow later.
Anonymous No.715945114 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
I enjoy the absolute mindbreak this game caused to that one Russian retard when it turned out to be a massive success.
Anonymous No.715945132 [Report] >>715945193 >>715945292
>>715938006 (OP)
Frontloaded beyond belief. Game practically ends the moment you leave Act 1. Everything afterwards feels like a tacked-on afterthought which does not reward or respect different approaches to solving quests. The ending is among the all time worst in recent WRPG's, a wet fart of an "epic final combat" which isn't even the most challenging encounter in the game but also where every choice you've made is invalidated so the fight can happen no matter what.

Plus not a single good companion. They're all homo perverts and degenerates, absolute bottom barrel filth that constantly tries to drag you down to their grimy level. They're more interested in sucking cocks than adventure and the whole game is mired in a nasty miasma of modern leftist-created "sex positivity" aka vulgar displays of obscenity and a complete lack of self respect or perspective, with an approach to sex and sexuality like that of a horny virgin teenager, far too much and so constant and insistent that it's only cringe and pathetic.

If ever there was a good argument for not having "romance" and sex in games, wrpg's especially, this is it. Because it's to the game's eternal detriment that it isn't the story or the ending it will be remembered for (both are really, really shit), but instead it's "look how many hands I can fit inside my prolapsed gay asshole, champion"-tier tranny-discord humor and bear fucking that is the first thing that comes to mind, and always will.
The game is an embarrassment to the genre and not just several steps backwards, no, rather a whole marathon's worth of setting the wrpg genre back to the point where it is now just $80 visual novels with HBO softcore porn cutscenes for obese dangerhair fujos that suck off their dogs because nobody else will let them.
Anonymous No.715945164 [Report] >>715945248 >>715946256
>>715944541
What are you talking about? 1 single camp talk with the gay mage will already exceed 5 minutes.
Anonymous No.715945193 [Report] >>715945396 >>715945539
>>715945132
I spent about 50 hours in act 1 on my first playthrough and the final playtime was 127 before the first content patch. Act 3 has the most actual content that isn't spending time on turns in combat.
Anonymous No.715945248 [Report] >>715945331 >>715945337
>>715945164
What are you talking about? Talking to companions isn't 100% romance.
Anonymous No.715945292 [Report] >>715953245
>>715945132
Same exact thing as what they did with DOS2. Larian counts on reviewers not playing past the first 20 or so hours.
Anonymous No.715945331 [Report]
>>715945248
yes it is desu, they all constantly flirt and you have to actively try to not flirt with them by being careful what you say, just like dos2 too. romances in these games should occur as a once off dialogue choice that you can do otherwise ypu're locked out of it forever
Anonymous No.715945337 [Report]
>>715945248
so you don't count any of the romance options during the dialog with your companions as part of the romance content?
Anonymous No.715945396 [Report] >>715945737
>>715945193
>actual content
>welcome to Svens silly sidequest bonanza and clown circus
Anonymous No.715945539 [Report] >>715945701
>>715945193
The "content" this game has is largerly badly designed turn based encounters and cutscenes. If BG2 had turn based combat, one full playthrough would take 500+ hours.
Anonymous No.715945690 [Report]
>>715944964
Holy shit, you mean that people just like money and the vast majority of artists actually don't like drawing freakish abominations instead of real men or women that neurotypical humans find attractive? Stop the motherfucking presses.
Anonymous No.715945701 [Report] >>715945835 >>715945880 >>715945971
>>715945539
That's because combat in BG1 and 2 consists of swinging and missing nonstop and it only works because it's real-time. Really mindless game.
Anonymous No.715945737 [Report]
>>715945396
All the content in act 3 is extremely memorable, from mummies to bank heists to underwater prisons.
Anonymous No.715945835 [Report] >>715946291
>>715945701
Hahahahahahahahah no.
Good luck beating Throne of Bhaal like that.
Anonymous No.715945839 [Report]
>>715938773
>tfw I masturbated to Greg Zeschuk's wife when I was 13
Anonymous No.715945846 [Report]
>>715944590
gay
Anonymous No.715945872 [Report] >>715945946 >>715952715
>>715944851
>Below height of consent
if I was autistic enough like some people on this site I'd force this term into a meme, just out of spite
Anonymous No.715945880 [Report] >>715946238
>>715945701
You miss more often in 3 than 1 or 2, based on how the AC system works...
Anonymous No.715945895 [Report]
>combat begins (again)
>let out exasperated sigh as you try to repress the knowledge that the next two hours will be spent micromanaging your collection of gooner retards and your reward will be dialogue with a gnome that looks like it escaped from Harlem
Anonymous No.715945912 [Report]
act 3 is so bad I wish they'd cut the game shorter so my opinion of it would be better
Anonymous No.715945919 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
Karlach is Abby tier ugly
Anonymous No.715945927 [Report]
>>715939652
Going slowly and clearing the map completely and doing some parkour was enough for me to reach 100 hours. I can imagine someone making a second playthrough after long enough. There's also the DLC now, but 7k hours? No idea.
>>715940730
I didn't hate my first playthrough but I did a second and the game is so full of long, unskippable dialogue scenes that I couldn't be bothered to go through it all a second time. The part where you do the VR investigation with Judith in the beginning ended my second playthrough, it's so slow and boring. I don't get how you could do it so many times. But then some people watch series multiple times in a row so what do I know?
Anonymous No.715945946 [Report]
>>715945872
Force it into a meme? It already is a meme, just hasn't reached the boomers on Facebook or the Zoomers on tiktok/instagram/whatever yet
Anonymous No.715945971 [Report]
>>715945701
t. played on story mode
Anonymous No.715945981 [Report] >>715946098 >>715952875
>>715938006 (OP)
>story driven game
>story is trash
I couldn't put more than 10 hours into the game. Does it ever get interesting or did I only miss the refund window?
Anonymous No.715946008 [Report]
>>715944590
because they have great personalities
Anonymous No.715946018 [Report] >>715946202
>>715940818
It's the main setting used in DnD but honestly if not for this nobody would care. It really is a dogshit kitchen sink that never drove any passionate online discussions like TES, Warhammer or Warcraft.
Anonymous No.715946039 [Report]
>>715938773
Wh*te people are so fucking ugly.
Anonymous No.715946041 [Report] >>715946305 >>715946789 >>715954929
Is this still not countered?
Anonymous No.715946098 [Report]
>>715945981
Act two is really interesting atmosphere and combat wise, just ignore all the gay shit.
Ketheric was such a cool villain I wished he was in a better game.
Anonymous No.715946190 [Report]
>>715942032
>the best thing since sliced bread
I bet this expression was invented and pushed via marketing by the industrial food lobbies.
Sliced bread is a cancer.
Anonymous No.715946202 [Report]
>>715946018
>online discussions
i didn't care about this when i was 10 and reading the books and talking about them with my friend
Anonymous No.715946238 [Report] >>715946317 >>715947030
>>715945880
You strike a ten billion times more and miss about half of them in BG1 and 2. There's also nothing to the combat system as all you have are a few spells and regular attacks. Every fight is just placing a fighter or two near a chokepoint and having the rest of the party use ranged attacks. Repeat.
Anonymous No.715946256 [Report]
>>715945164
You're a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.715946291 [Report]
>>715945835
>cast spell that makes me immune to everything
>swing at enemies until they die
ToB is not hard.
Anonymous No.715946296 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
why is nyl doing males now
Anonymous No.715946305 [Report]
>>715946041
Dragonirian's point is funny and an interesting point but muu suu nuu's thread opening is retarded and doesn't stand up to even the bearest (heh) scrutiny.
Anonymous No.715946317 [Report] >>715946362
>>715946238
you haven't played bg2
Anonymous No.715946334 [Report]
>2025
>assmard tendies are STILL falseflagging and derailing every BG thread
kek
Anonymous No.715946354 [Report] >>715946679 >>715947985
Step back and look at what the story is actually about.

Mindflayers being hunted by gith.
You've been selected to become a brain worm buffet but MAGICAL MCGUFFIN makes you and all your companions so unique you get only the cool effects and none of the bad.
Then you learn about the illithid overmind that is trying to take over Baldur's Gate, which isn't really relevant to your situation because it's all one big endless coincidence that you happened to be where you were at the time. Then there's some boss fights, turns out a gay squid was manipulating you forever, then you fight the overmind and win.

At no point did the story every get interesting or good, so hopefully you enjoyed the softcore sex enough to make up for it.
The end.
Anonymous No.715946362 [Report] >>715946749
>>715946317
Cope. That's IE combat in a nutshell, from BG to IWD.
Anonymous No.715946596 [Report]
>best girl ends up in gayest game
Anonymous No.715946679 [Report] >>715946791 >>715946847 >>715946859
>>715946354
>hurr durr I made a bad summary of the story so it's bad
You must be 18 to post here
Anonymous No.715946749 [Report]
>>715946362
mage chess is more complex and rewarding than anything in bg3 combat
Anonymous No.715946789 [Report] >>715957964 >>715963283
>>715946041
It's been since the first thread, by me.
Fucking a druid shapeshifted into a bear is zoophilia, not animal abuse.
Fucking a shapeshifter shifted into a child is pedophilia, not child abuse.
Anonymous No.715946791 [Report] >>715947401
>>715946679
well give us a good summary
Anonymous No.715946847 [Report]
>>715946679
Yeah he forgot the part where Harley Quinn, Sauron and Hairy Chest joined forces to take down your wholesome justice league
Anonymous No.715946859 [Report] >>715947603
>>715946679
It's a succinct summary of a bad story, you worthless halfwit.
Anonymous No.715946943 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
If this was Bioware you KNOW all the women would have precisely one body type.
Anonymous No.715946990 [Report]
>>715944036
This is a model release. Nyl models dudes he just never uses them for animations.
Anonymous No.715947030 [Report] >>715947778
>>715946238
You literally have more class features and spells in BG2 than in 3 though.
Anonymous No.715947053 [Report]
For me? Its 'lach
Anonymous No.715947116 [Report]
whats the state of bg3 sex mods? good animations to jerk off to?
Anonymous No.715947243 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
Why are wrpg casts so terrible?
Anonymous No.715947401 [Report] >>715947471
>>715946791
Mindflayers being hunted by gith
You get wormed
Magical mcguffin protects you and some random people destined to be your companions (only valid criticism)
Then you learn the source of your worm, the god of a new cult, but you know of its illithis origin, you know it's part of the grand design.
It's kinda relevant to your situation because, you know, you have a worm eating your brain.
Turns out the absolute is an elder brain but it's actually a plot of the Dead Tree who hijacked the illithids power for their own world domination using a artifact from an ancient magical civilization.
It's kinda relevant to your situation because you live on this world and don't want to be dominated by the gods of undeath, murder and tyranny.
Turns out the mcguffin is the prison of a legendary prince capable of blocking squid mind control so it's in the center of a hunt from the usurper of the gith, the dead tree, the illithids, the loyalists, and you because he's your only way to survive.
Turns out everyone wants the ancient artifact controlling the elder brain.

I don't see why any part of this is inherently bad.
Anonymous No.715947471 [Report] >>715947603
>>715947401
>repeat the post you talked shit about but make it longer and sound even dumber
Well done, retard. Truly, truly.
Anonymous No.715947603 [Report] >>715948751
>>715946859
>>715947471
I repeated the post removing the derogatory terms and phrasing and it turns out it's a just normal story like any other video game and you're just being whiny faggots about it.
Anonymous No.715947709 [Report] >>715948026
>>715938006 (OP)
is anyone even making any campaigns for this are people still sticking to NWN?
Anonymous No.715947778 [Report]
>>715947030
No. Only the concept of "more class features and spells." The concept. In actual exection. you have nothing, because everything is so incredibly similar. There is no class identity. No strategical variation. The game plays the same irrespective of "class features." It's just flavor. You know this. Don't be a disingenuous nigger. Or be one if that's in your nature.
Anonymous No.715947985 [Report]
>>715946354
The lack of any proper consequences of using the brain worm parasites is what gets me. You get a weird visual and one or two lines from some companions and that's it. No proper story or gameplay repercussions when the whole illithid thing is the point of the story
Anonymous No.715948026 [Report] >>715953015 >>715957710
>>715947709
You can't "make campaigns" for this. The modding tools can't do that. You can make everyone's hair pink though, you can go that. Enjoy.
Anonymous No.715948324 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
Any character writing is immediately undermined by the party being sex fiends out of the blue, so no, you're still no allowed to like it.
Anonymous No.715948751 [Report] >>715952397
>>715947603
And I don't even know why I made that effort, because that retarded summary doesn't summarize the story, it's a crude list of inciting incidents. The thing faggots always do when they want to criticize a story but are too lazy to analyze it. It can be done and has been done over everything, it's shitposting. It doesn't say anything about the writing, the dialogues, the characters, the worldbuilding.
The worst is, much of this is terrible in BG3, and you niggers focus on the most minor irrelevant stuff and think your shitposting makes you smart.
Anonymous No.715948928 [Report]
This turkish drone of a mod just cannot stop accepting ccp shill money
Anonymous No.715949487 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
I baffled by anyone still replaying this game, i'm out after 2nd playthrough because it's boring and had 0 replay value
Anonymous No.715949592 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
>that goblin body
ZAMN
Shame about the face
Anonymous No.715951041 [Report]
>>715944964
>grifting
you're retarded enough to pay for porn, and a monthly subscription fee at that
Anonymous No.715951276 [Report]
>>715938553
BASED
Anonymous No.715951335 [Report]
>>715944964
What the fuck is this schizo nigger on about? Nyl releases all sorts of models to public. He doesn't necessarily use them.
Anonymous No.715951414 [Report]
>>715938634
The autism emanating from this post is so powerful it hit me like a shockwave and now I'm on the spectrum
Anonymous No.715951486 [Report] >>715952978
>>715944964
it's true i talked to someone deep in the 3d porn industry and they said most artists just want to make gay porn but they are FORCED to make futa porn to appeal to straight freaks
Anonymous No.715951946 [Report]
>>715938634
That means you played it for over 4 hours a day everyday since release
Anonymous No.715952132 [Report]
>>715938553
If only he didnt make faggot shit
Anonymous No.715952397 [Report]
>>715948751
>retard makes big post but says nothing of value or interest and agrees with the post he talked shit about but can't just keep fucking quiet because he loves hearing himself talk
Anonymous No.715952604 [Report]
Is there a mod that replaces all those ugly DEI characters with some actually good ones?
Anonymous No.715952715 [Report]
>>715945872
Do you not remember David Gaider and the female Dwarves of Dragon Age?
Anonymous No.715952768 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
I always liked it.
Anonymous No.715952825 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
how more faggy can you be
Anonymous No.715952875 [Report]
>>715945981
those are the best hours this game has in fact
Anonymous No.715952913 [Report] >>715962037
>>715938709
act 3 is better than 2.
2 is almost linear in how it locks the best encounters behind progression, while 3 lets you fuck about however you like in whatever order you like similar to act 1
The main problem of act 3 is that the outskirts of the city are so barren that it sets a bad tone at the start and makes you feel like rushing for the end is the best way forward
Anonymous No.715952978 [Report]
>>715951486
>futa
>straight
LMAO
Anonymous No.715953014 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
5e is trash
the writing sucks
t. has collector's edition
Anonymous No.715953015 [Report]
>>715948026
seriously? whats the point then?
Anonymous No.715953023 [Report]
>>715944590
its for women and faggots, if you arent one you wouldnt understand
they assume the cucked men would still buy it and they were right
Anonymous No.715953042 [Report] >>715953076
>>715938709
idk about great but certainly better, both times I got to act 3 I was just ready to be done after a few hours into it. Larian really needs to learn to put the city portion in the middle and not the end of the game
Anonymous No.715953076 [Report] >>715953202 >>715953517
>>715953042
should START in the city almost right away imo. crash land in the city and start from there. going out on adventures to various dungeons with BG as your homebase.
Anonymous No.715953123 [Report]
>>715938634
>over 7k hours.
pics or it didn't happen
Anonymous No.715953127 [Report]
>>715940792
Western devs hate beauty.
Anonymous No.715953184 [Report]
>>715939850
game doesn't have any real sex mods, it's basically just a dressup simulator with better graphics than secondlife
Anonymous No.715953202 [Report]
>>715953076
Not a bad idea. It also neatly sidesteps the ancient RPG problem of city guards being ludicrously stronger than supposedly deadly threats
Anonymous No.715953245 [Report]
>>715945292
They're right judging by the success.
It's also a pretty good tactic to snare normalfags. They literally don't play more than 20h either. I know at least 3 people that sat RDR2 is the best game of all time and they never reached chapter 2.
Anonymous No.715953285 [Report] >>715953350 >>715953458
>>715940792
It's reached the point that the only way to find attractive porn is to have AI generate it

I can't be the only one who's noticed porn quality has absolutely nosedived the past 15ish years.
Anonymous No.715953324 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
Didn't you forget to ask someone first?
Anonymous No.715953350 [Report]
>>715953285
That's cause you're wrong. Blender/SFM porn is better than ever. There are more artists out there drawing good porn than ever too.
Anonymous No.715953365 [Report] >>715953486
>>715944590
minthara's ok in that image but her ingame model suffers heavily from manface

also the name minthara was cooked up by some jeet, you can tell because the name is derived from sanskrit
Anonymous No.715953458 [Report] >>715953540
>>715953285
Those are some rose tinted goggles there.
I remember the hellscape of shameless trace comics all too well.
Anonymous No.715953486 [Report] >>715953771
>>715953365
It really depends on the angle
She does look better in porn though
Anonymous No.715953517 [Report] >>715953572
>>715953076
eh, strictly talking act based I think middle is the golden spot. At the beginning you dont have tons of cash but by the end you have too much that and you avoid people quitting before getting to what's supposed to be the biggest set piece. I'll give BG it was at least more memorable than Arx
Anonymous No.715953540 [Report]
>>715953458
Pegasus was better when he traced.
Anonymous No.715953572 [Report] >>715954010
>>715953517
what does having cash have to do with anything? BG is gigantic. start at low level shops and work your way up to the best invite only ones
Anonymous No.715953686 [Report]
the only way i can play this game is by being a psychopath and i dont like it
Anonymous No.715953771 [Report] >>715954142
>>715953486
Will they ever update her route
Anonymous No.715953808 [Report] >>715954197
imagine if the lady of the forest here had the body of the werewolf but the face of a woman, thats bg3
Anonymous No.715953891 [Report] >>715954114 >>715954793
>Baldur's Gate 4 to be developed by DA: Veilguard game director Corinne Busch at WOTC's Skeleton Key Studio
Anonymous No.715953957 [Report]
every time I sit down and start it I give up as soon as I hit act3
it's just so boring
I'm shame because act 1 was so good
Anonymous No.715954010 [Report] >>715954073
>>715953572
Because one of the first things and main draws of finally going to the city in a Larian game is unload all your money? You're talking about something entirely different, a city you can go back to, which is not what they have done
>BG is gigantic
it's really not
Anonymous No.715954073 [Report] >>715954378
>>715954010
I think youre making up things only you looked forward to. larian hasnt even released an other game since 2016. most of the people who played BG3 had no idea who they even were
Anonymous No.715954114 [Report]
>>715953891
people really get to fail upwards huh
Anonymous No.715954142 [Report]
>>715953771
Lol no
Anonymous No.715954197 [Report] >>715954365
>>715953808
She was so hot. I busted a few loads thinking of fucking that thorny pussy.
Killing the elves is worth it to seeing her on Redcliffe and hearing her softly say how she misses the forest.
Anonymous No.715954365 [Report]
>>715954197
replayed it recently and elves in the camp literally recite hebrew sobbing history but with changed names.
Anonymous No.715954378 [Report]
>>715954073
I think you're a faggot but anyway the rest of what you said had 0 bearing on what was being discussed anyway just as this hub city you pine for
Anonymous No.715954793 [Report] >>715955458 >>715955534 >>715955953 >>715961317
>>715953891
DA: Veilguard writer is writing Ghost of Yotei. In case you're wondering why they got a nonbinary actress to face scan and voice the protagonist.
Anonymous No.715954929 [Report]
>>715946041
His statements are true but since public cares more about children than animals they condemn even virtual acts with children while tolerating the same with animals.
Anonymous No.715954934 [Report]
>>715938634
Can you post a screenshot? I do not believe you. I enjoy Cyberpunk 2077 (just started playing it actually) but there is no way it lasts anymore close to 7k hours.
Anonymous No.715955458 [Report]
>>715954793
>that CV
dios mio...
Anonymous No.715955534 [Report]
>>715954793
>keeps producing flops
>keeps getting hired

Talk about "old boy's network"
Anonymous No.715955953 [Report]
>>715954793
>Andromeda
>Anthem
>Veilguard
>Yotei
Anonymous No.715956484 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
Minthara owes me children.
Anonymous No.715956584 [Report]
Any good mods for this game?
Anonymous No.715956698 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
One thing that bugs me about his bg3 models is that karlach's tat is mirrored
Anonymous No.715956756 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
I wish their was a loli-coded companion in the game, maybe a female fairy or gnome you can sex.
Anonymous No.715956758 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
That Karlach model is fucking revolting
What the fuck is that shit
Anonymous No.715956852 [Report] >>715956982
>>715938006 (OP)
>Goblin has a nice short stack body
>But an absolutely repulsive face
Why?
Anonymous No.715956901 [Report]
>>715939180
Good for you bro.
Anonymous No.715956982 [Report] >>715957058
>>715956852
Goblins are inherently ugly creatures. Not many games or artists are lore accurate anymore.
Anonymous No.715957058 [Report]
>>715956982
I know, but who'd want to make porn using a model with such a repulsive face?
Anonymous No.715957149 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
>nyl makes 40k a month
wtf
Anonymous No.715957710 [Report]
>>715948026
you can make campaigns...
Anonymous No.715957807 [Report] >>715958062 >>715958151
>>715938006 (OP)
I like shart.
I like mizora.
I like frog girl.
and that's that.
Anonymous No.715957901 [Report]
>Are we still not allowed to like BG3?
Remember that one time Kermit went nuclear on /v/?
Anonymous No.715957939 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
Sorry but I'm just .... not gonna play it..
Anonymous No.715957964 [Report]
>>715946789
This is agreement not a counter though?
Anonymous No.715957997 [Report]
>>715938553
>Best animator in the business
>Closeted faggot
Shame
Anonymous No.715958013 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
>Are we still not allowed to like BG3?
I have liked BG3 ever since the early access. Nobody was ever able to stop me liking a game that i like. Learn to decide for yourself. Learn when to take into account the opinions of others and when not to.
Anonymous No.715958062 [Report] >>715958282
>>715957807
Anonymous No.715958094 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
Anonymous No.715958106 [Report]
>>715943637
bg3 is one of the easiest crpgs ever made even on honor mode
Anonymous No.715958113 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
>not allowed
Why are you gay?
Anonymous No.715958151 [Report]
>>715957807
Frog's unironically cute and tsun tsun.
Anonymous No.715958282 [Report]
>>715958062
not using mizora's human form for anything was a mistake and larian need to fix it
Anonymous No.715960197 [Report] >>715965610
tfw did an evil playthrough and I've wanted to go back and play the game again as a goodfag
Anonymous No.715961317 [Report]
>>715954793
This has to be just money laundering
Anonymous No.715961592 [Report]
>kemono broken again
Anonymous No.715962037 [Report]
>>715952913
Acts 2 and 3 need to be swapped, honestly
Anonymous No.715963283 [Report]
>>715946789
Sex does not directly imply enjoyment. You are still mostly correct though.
It is not animal abuse for a zoophile to fuck a druid polymorphed into a bear since the animal is actually a person.
Likewise it is not child abuse for a pedophile to fuck a druid polymorphed into a child since the child is actually an adult.
In this case sentience and consent are the main metrics for determining abuse, both scenarios turn out "clean".
Really, sexual preference/disorder is irrelevant to assessing abuse just like the real world. Non-pedophiles can still sexually abuse children.
It would also be child abuse to fuck a child polymorphed into an adult by this criteria (assuming knowledge and intent).
Anonymous No.715965048 [Report] >>715965683 >>715966367
Has the game been expanded in any way since launch?
New quests or locations?
Anonymous No.715965610 [Report]
>>715960197
There are too many permutations. I learned this once i started playing Honor Mode. You can't see everything even in 2 or 3 playtroughs.
Anonymous No.715965683 [Report] >>715966136 >>715969076
>>715965048
>New quests or locations?
Yes, quests were added and expanded after launch.
Anonymous No.715965815 [Report]
i drop it at chapter 3 after release, I’m think on playing it again, any good mods?
Anonymous No.715966136 [Report] >>715966902
>>715965683
Is there a list of all changes somewhere? An overview (not reading several individual patch notes).
Want to know if it has changed enough to make it worth playing again. Beat the game twice when it was new.
Anonymous No.715966265 [Report]
I actually prefer act 3 over act 2
Anonymous No.715966367 [Report] >>715967029
>>715965048
These were the actual stats
Anonymous No.715966410 [Report] >>715967421
>>715938006 (OP)
BG3 is one of the only correctly designed RPG made in the last 30 years. Everything else is just gay adventure games and braindead feat stackers. Like the people seething about this are retards that think New Vegas and VTMB are proper RPGs, you should outright flush their stupid opinions because ultimately they've been proven wrong.
Anonymous No.715966902 [Report] >>715967673
>>715966136
Go to Larian's page and there should be a list of all updates applied by date.
Anonymous No.715967029 [Report] >>715967647
>>715966367
That's after they changed the bonuses races gave.
Anonymous No.715967421 [Report]
>>715966410
I think mahiro is right!
Anonymous No.715967605 [Report]
>>715938634
You are poisoned by irony. I doubt you spend much time at all on games that are up to your proclaimed standards..
You are simply too afraid to admit you like something and open your tastes up for criticism.
Because if you spend 7k hours on something you DO like it.
Anonymous No.715967647 [Report] >>715968056
>>715967029
I think at the start it was half elf
Anonymous No.715967673 [Report]
>>715966902
impossible to find, i understand why you didnt link to it
Anonymous No.715967803 [Report]
>>715941727
how the fuck do you get that in cyberpunk? wtf do you even do? do you just leave it open overnight?
Anonymous No.715967992 [Report] >>715968118 >>715968284
https://mod.io/g/baldursgate3/r/modding-guidelines
>They must not contain any element that can be considered discriminatory, racist, obscene, libellous, offensive, or likely to adversely affect the reputation or goodwill of Larian Studios.

these cunts think they are allowed to dictate what modders do
Anonymous No.715968010 [Report]
>>715938709
Act3 is terrible. Its when they show off all the writer's worst qualities. Every single character is so unbearable.
Anonymous No.715968056 [Report]
>>715967647
>I think at the start it was half elf
People relized that Elves have better racial bonuses.
Anonymous No.715968118 [Report] >>715968559
>>715967992
This is just for the mods that they host specifically in games mod manager themselves. you can still make them
Anonymous No.715968284 [Report] >>715968559
>>715967992
This is for the mods that get linked directly trough the BG3 mod manager and hosted by Larian. You can still make whatever mods you like if you are hosting them on another platform.
Anonymous No.715968413 [Report] >>715968742
>Can't change faces
>99% of the preset faces you're forced to use are FUCK UGLY
>literally no reason for this, your PC doesn't even have to be rigged for voicelines(though even shit like Mass Effect could figure that out regardless)
How the fuck did they get away with it? Surely your own DnD story is the one place where you absolutely 100% need a customizable PC??
Anonymous No.715968559 [Report] >>715968796
>>715968118
>>715968284
still the gall to even write that subjective bullshit. "offensive".
Anonymous No.715968586 [Report] >>715968740
>>715938006 (OP)
I will ask again
did they ever make a mod that allows you to fugg halflings, goblins and gnomes? (females)
Second question: did they make mods to fix the original troontier bodies?
Anonymous No.715968707 [Report]
>>715938553
Whether or not you approve of his fetish content, you have to admit it's pretty cool of him to just release those high quality models for everyone, instead of hoarding them.

Crazy how he earns so much scratch a month.
Anonymous No.715968740 [Report] >>715969130
>>715968586
There are body mods, but they are a pain in the ass to fit armors for because the game doesn't use sale love of weighting system like elder scrolls or fallout does.
Anonymous No.715968742 [Report] >>715968778
>>715968413
you can change your face at the magic mirror though, the only thing you can't change is your gender
Anonymous No.715968778 [Report]
>>715968742
You know what I meant
Anonymous No.715968796 [Report]
>>715968559
I get what you mean but at the same time they have the right to say they won't host it on their personal mod manager. Just make it and upload it to one of the mod sites that allow whatever like the one that allows loli and shota content mods
Anonymous No.715968872 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
The winged one is hot
Anonymous No.715969076 [Report]
>>715965683
can't find any page listing the new quests and locations, i think you were lying.

articles talking about what has changed since launch only mentions convenience, tweaks, and cosmetics. no new quests or locations.
Anonymous No.715969124 [Report] >>715969449
>>715938006 (OP)
All the male companion in bg3 are lame compare to mass effect male companion expect Jacob

No one can replace my bro Garrus and Wrex, also Legion too.
Anonymous No.715969130 [Report]
>>715968740
So the game is still shit, I see.
Welp, maybe the next century wont be so gay.
Anonymous No.715969449 [Report]
>>715969124
Jacob and Wyll are fruit of the same branch of the tard tree. Daddy issues, cheating losers, ugly as sin.
Anonymous No.715970221 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
Like what? No one ever talks about the story or the quests or the gameplay or anything really. Every single thread about this game is about shills and the culture war. It's just not a good or memorable game is all
Anonymous No.715970313 [Report]
>>715938006 (OP)
>we?
Who? the voices in your head?
Anonymous No.715971538 [Report]
>here's that woke game I was telling you about