Vidya Hag

>bespoke monkey hominid

cute monkey hag

Mayor Mare haircut

>>716038593
fuck off lol

>>716038550
>bespigger

I find her more attractive than most black girls to be honest. I don't know what that says about me.

>>716038756
Japanese videogame girls tend to be more attractive than real women

>>716038489 (OP)
Made for white, human, men.

>>716038489 (OP)
>>716038858
MONKE HAG EROTIC

>>716038489 (OP)
blowjob eye contact runny mascara kong

>>716038489 (OP)
She reminds me of an anime character

woopie goldberg ass looking bih

>>716039020
She's such a bad bitch tho, I love her!

>>716041204
Bimajo or the monkey?

>>716038858
Sexoooo

>>716038489 (OP)

>>716041342
Yes

>>716038489 (OP)
What a MILF (Monkey I'd Like to Fuck)

>>716038489 (OP)
The fuck is a lutung?

>>716038489 (OP)
How big would her tits be after pregnancy?

>>716044464
she gets flatter after pregnancy

>>716038858
The glasses pull the look together.

>>716038489 (OP)
idk why but i love her huge forearms

>>716044892
I bet she could give really nice hugs with those arms.

>>716038489 (OP)
Hags give great hugs and they look stylish.

>>716045764
>mfw i'll never get a hug from her

>>716046401
What's the true nature of her work?

>>716046753
Manufacturing aphrodisiacs and aphrodisiac accessories

>>716038858
When you cum inside.

I like how she's basically "classic" rouge just minus the prominent breasts
>>716046401
she's ada wong, too?

Monkey fuck

>>716038489 (OP)
>breast cancer survivor

>>716038489 (OP)
I dont know how gold lipstick isnt a more common fetish

Let's be honest.
The only reason why Poppy doesn't have glorious tits is because of woke culture.

>>716047480
I'll cum all over her flat monkey chest regardless.

>>716047480
i like her flat.

>>716047480

>>716038489 (OP)
Sex Kong

>>716047480
Nah. Look what they did to Candy Kong for the DKC TV show in 1998.

>>716048569
Your image shows her having tits though.

>>716047480
or maybe because her design doesn't need them?

>>716047480
>>716048668
Kunty Kong doesn't need tits when she has beautiful yellow lips that are perfect for sucking big black cock.

>>716047480
I like breast diversity and she would look really off with large breasts as a kong with a gibbon inspired design.

>>716048706
>design a grown woman with a focus on feminine allure
>"nah, giving her breasts would be too much"
genius, comrade

>>716038489 (OP)
oooof

>>716038489 (OP)
should have made a dkc tropical freeze 2

>>716038489 (OP)
she's hot

thank god there's at least 2 hot characters in the game. can always rely on nintendo for some reason, every other AAA dev is terrified of attractive characters

>>716049830
Who's the other hot character?

>>716049953
dixie

>>716049953
Dixie Kong

>>716049953
pauline

>>716039020
I mean yeah, it's the trio archetype

>>716047480
she could be the new Rouge but breast arte too offensive in this day an age, case in point Candy Kong

>>716050565
sexy monkey feet made for gripping

>>716044892
you'd probably like this broad from Versus

>>716050753
Not even Rouge herself was spared

I love hags.

>>716050270
Shame on you.

>>716044892
Why is she holding a buttplug? Is this from Banana? Switch 2 emulation when?

she is so fucking hot

>>716050964
>Bother with redesign
>Make no fucking merch of it
that's pisses me off more, because this is the closest we'd get to a 'Heroes' design.

>>716050964
She became nearly as flat chested as Blaze and her personality in Prime was flatter than even that.

>>716038489 (OP)
I want her to assault my face with kisses

>>716038593
penis growing...

>>716050565
No monoeye?

>>716038593
>>716038647
He ain't wrong. Probably the only alluring thing on her body.

>>716046123
This looks like shit in comparison

>>716049167
would've been better as a chick, imo. But alas, female characters being evil is le-problematic.

>>716044892
Imagine the reach-arounds

>>716044892
Looks like a gay black man's fursona.

>>716050964
Don't even fucking remind me this shit, I have Sega blacklisted on my Steam account

>>716052254
That's a show on Netflix tho.

>>716052325
I don't care Sega was ok with it so now I boicot them

>>716050565
separating the eyes on dixie and diddy made them look so uncanny

>>716052419
*Boycott.

>>716052471
yeah sorry, it just makes me mad to see my queen like this, if they wanted something flat they have Sticks (much better than Blaze the boring princess) also wtf happened to Marine the Racoon, did she die or something?

>>716052663
You mean the Rush Adventure side character? She's in cameo Hell where it belongs.

Would've been nice if she had a more feral personality, just about anything other than Rouge girlboss #3.

I'm glad more people are recognizing that the DK style women are hot.

>>716038489 (OP)
WOKEYKONG

>>716054574
Do people today even know what "hot" even is?

nintendo fans jerk off to the weirdest shit

>>716054765
'What makes (them) horny'

>>716038489 (OP)
Enjoy your AIDS monkeyfucker

>>716049363
You're probably a disingenuous shit poster, but the director of DKB basically said DK will be a 3D & 2D series moving forward. I doubt Retro would be in charge of a supposed DKCR3 since they're probably getting shoved onto Prime 5 immediately, but the DK games are being made to be a big deal again.

>>716054574
I fucking love the ooks of that artists

>>716047480
is it a crime to be flat?

>>716059106
Not in fiction these days, every single fictional female character seemed to have their breasts cut off completely. What a funny coincidence.

>>716059404
as a flatchad, i'm eating pretty good

>>716059106
>missing the point

https://files.catbox.moe/s2vovw.jpeg

>>716059598
Would be great if her chin wasn't that big

>>716059487
Yeah, maybe every single real woman should match the trend and just remove their tits too, it'll be less problematic.

>>716059501
the point of
>being flat is now a 100% forced decision all the time and no longer a choice of design
you and that other poster are a retard, her sleek design works with being flat better than having big boobs, just like candy works way better with tits, fuck off with your gay narrative

>>716038489 (OP)
Would Krystal from star fox be considered a hag at this point?

Poopy Kong

>>716059846
Anons consider any girl that doesn't believe in Santa anymore, a hag.

>>716059801
>gay
Maybe you're not aware of it, but everyone and their mother assumed that Poppy was a femboy before the game came out.
Take a guess why that is?

>>716044892
>shoes
Ruined

>>716059921
cause this website wants faggots so badly, you love them

>>716059801
Well, these days it is forced, the last ten years or so it has been forced. So even if it might match this design, there was likely a more appealing one during the development process and even if there wasn't. People like >>716059501 have the right to be concerned, modern devs rarely if ever can make anything appealing to guys.

Everyone should be concerned because buff dudes will be next so "toxic gym bro culture" can't harm women.

Also yes, I don't mind flat, I love Blaze quite a bit, but come on, all fictional designs are HEAVILY picked apart by studio heads and HR.

>>716038489 (OP)
This is the only acceptable dynamic to have with her.

gibbons are pretty based

>>716038489 (OP)
>Her special ability is turning invisible
>Exclusively fought in an arena that clearly reveals where she's standing or running to
Maybe she should stick to desk work

>>716059921
>but everyone and their mother assumed that Poppy was a femboy before the game came out.
>Take a guess why that is?
NTA but you say “everyone” when it was just a minority of shitposters who brains and logic have been eroded from porn. Because those are the only people who see an obviously female design and think its a guy, because they see it in all the porn they bombard their degenerated brains with.

>>716044892
>Designated thumb hole in the shoe
And here i thought they'd fuck it up somehow.

>>716059968
She still has monkey feet, it's just silly how her thumb toe pokes out freely though

>>716060130
i mean, i can agree with that, but i don't agree with the flawed assertion of
>she *would definitely* have huge tits if it weren't for those damn wokies
and she's pretty popular and well-received already without them. i believe this was a design choice over anything else, it's a take on the "sleek and elegant business woman" archetype. i don't see anyone complaining dixie doesn't have fat hangers or anything

>>716059921
because /v/ is full of porn destroyed sissies who want traps and femboys in everything they can? duh?

>>716060451
>it was just a minority of shitposters
Yeah, right

>>716046753
She's a paper pusher

>>716060668
we're *you* desperate she be a man? and it was a minoirty, sorry you guys thought you were a majority

>>716060548
So her shoes have special holes for her thumbs

>>716060560
I didn't say she'd have huge tits, but her design would have likely been more alluring in some capacity for sure. This is a Japanese we're talkin' about.

>>716060451
>If you like attractive characters your brain is eroded by porn.

Get fuck out of here with that lame-ass strawman.

She's ugly. Not because she looks like a monkey, but moreso because she looks like a black person.

>>716046123
Tits too big

>>716060773
>implying hot librarian looks isn't alluring

>>716046753
She is a slut for White human men

>>716038489 (OP)
>Hag
>20 year old drawn with the tiniest of crows feet

>new game comes out
>streamer plays
>entire chat ERUPTS when SHE appears on screen
>4chan is the same

>flat
>monkey

What is wrong with you people?
If it was a boy but wore the same outfit and makeup you wouldn't be like this.
If I drew a square, gave it lipstick and put the symbol of Venus next to it you'd say "I'd tap dat ass fr fr".
I don't want to believe anyone going ape for this gorilla is a human being because then I'd have to admit the internet is incomprehensible and must be dependent on 40-120 year old mothers bringing tendies to your collective rooms and telling you that forks don't go into power outlets.

Is this just blacks finally getting a video game girl they think is sexy?

>>716051881
Only in the eyes of Beta Loser Faggots or North American English Speakers From the United States. White nations have always been Beta Faggot Simp Loser countries and I thank Jewish God that the Jews infiltrated white nations and killed them with Feminism. And I mean it. I am glad Jewish people took over and funded the genocide of stupid white people. My hope is that they succeed at killing white people with feminism and diversity.

>>716051385
Yes
Yes
2028, give or take

>>716060885
A librarian with huge arms, broader shoulders than hips and a femboy chest isn't that alluring to me. But you do you.

>>716047789
Pictured: Local Transvestite (and their latest grooming victim) physically assaulting an actual and conventionally attractive woman, jealous that they’ll never be truly female.

>>716061049
anon she's a monkey

>>716060417
Many characters in DK can turn invisible for no reason, Chunky and K Rool also have this power.

>>716060974
blah blah blah i'm yawning bro

>>716046401
Were thess done by the ARMS artist? The style is very similar

>>716061001
Forget to take your meds, Anon?

>>716061049
her design is a fucking monkey first dude

Good monke

>>716061107
ARMS, Splatoon or both, their influence is all over this game. I actually doubt the Mario Odyssey team was much more than codemonkeys pun intended for Bananza, other teams at Nintendo seem to have creative control of the game and how it looks and sounds

>>716061107
Wouldn't be surprised. Nintendo franchises sometimes overlap with the usage of their devs and/or studios. Obvious ones are Monolith with Xenoblade <> BotW and AC:NH <> Splatoon

>>716047480
Yes, she's not sexy at all. The horny lamers who come here love to pretend anything is hot just like the dumbasses who pretend Non Sexy shit like Adventure Time is full of masturbation fuel. Poppy has no tits, weird proportions, horrible dyke hair and she has nothing going on except off model art and at that point you may as well masturbate to something else.

>>716059921
>everyone and their mother assumed that Poppy was a femboy before the game came out.
/v/irgins are gay as fuck but this isn't true in the slightest lol

>>716044892
>>716060548
That's a super specific but surprisingly thoughtful detail that her shoes account for her hand-feet

>>716061283
well that's just your opinion dude
a gay one too

>>716046753
Human semen extraction

>>716061179
>>716061072
Not even female monkey arms are that large compared to their bodies, I feel the devs overcompensated a bit. I would've given her monkey arms, but more restrained and more feminine as you'd expect from a female monkey. The Males are far more pronounced so DK makes sense.

>>716038489 (OP)
The only good thing about this character existing is it proved that Donkey Kong is not a simp. He's not afraid to attack a female character and bonus its one of the kongs aka his own species.

>>716061107
>>716061219
>>716061256
take your pick

>>716061049
>Broader shoulders than hips
Blatantly untrue nigga
>>716047789

>>716061445
what
she's literally this (or a lutung)

>>716061256
That is actually how Nintendo EPD are set up. Structure isn’t solid and people move when needed or if they are interested in a project. Monolith despite being non EPD have a division that is used by EPD in a similar way. They tried to bring Retro into the fold (as seen with MK 7) but time zone and language differences made it more trouble than it was worth

>>716061464
>>716044892
Then this angle really doesn't do this character any favors. I can't blame some people for thinking it's just a zesty femboy.

>>716061445
She seems to be at least partially based on a gibbon, which are characterized by their longer, bushier arms
>>716060361

Oh right, you just reminded me I had this laying around.

>bananza turns donkey kong the color of an actual gorilla

>>716061107
>>716061219
>>716061256
>>716061458
anyway upon looking it up, Yu Yamamoto is credited in both this and ARMS as Illustrator

>>716061568
Yeah and they overdid it a bit with her arms. Have her arms a bit bigger yeah, but not like this. I'm not a fan of it.

>>716061824
https://www.mobygames.com/person/628030/yu-yamamoto/
he also has a hand in illustration for Metroid Dread, Mario Wonder, and more

>>716050964
In Rouge's case its more annoying because we know she has breasts and they were cut off if you will.

All I know is that if you have a busty female character and you intentionally make her Less Sexy or negatively change her figure I am not buying anything. Sadly most humans are very stupid. You see most men are stupid and don't notice the uglification of female characters they only notice when they are starring at a Homosexual Usually Lebsian Scene but by then you got your transexuals like in Last of Us by them its TOO FUCKING LATE TO NOTICE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. Men deserve to be spammed with a lot of nasty propaganda that shits on them all. And not only that men deserve to be scammed by studios and gaming companies we need the prices to go up. Men are stupid and MUST be financially abused. Why not? We know men will never raise their standards so why not abuse them? Its for their own good that they be abused if only because they are dumbasses like Forrest Gump.

Men are stupid and must be punished with everything nasty the industry can throw at them. We all know men will buy it anyway. I'm not even worried about that incoming bald dyke game Intergalactic it will easily sell more units than Minecraft because Men Are Stupid.

>>716061728
Then make them better groomed or something, more feminine. It doesn't match her style.

>>716061824

Does DK fuck her?

>>716062015
>>716061824
Why is Daisy calling Wart? They don't even know each other!

>>716061219
>actually doubt the Mario Odyssey team was much more than codemonkeys
https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-19-donkey-kong-bananza-part-1/
The whole game is product of a bunch of different EPD members coming together.

>>716061973

>>716061219
I missed this comment
>I actually doubt the Mario Odyssey team was much more than codemonkeys
we literally have interviews and ask developers for shit like this

>>716062246
He represents Nintendo of America, it's from an employee handbook for Nintendo of Japan and that page has to do with talking with foreign branches

>>716062436
Cute!

>>716059921
Well, that's a lie you're saying right now.
Is there a reason you've decided to come here and lie to us?

>>716059921
Because it's good shitposting fuel.

>>716038489 (OP)
>4k image
Did you upscale this? There's no way Switch 2 runs at 4k

>>716059921
She didn't look like a femboy at all. A femboy is like Bridget from Guilty Gear.

>>716061785
Sexy monke

>>716062436
>>716062537
>spreading lies
it's from a 4koma manga

what did they mean by this

>tfw expect Poppy Kong to give me a blowjob as she undoes my belt and pulls down my pants and underwear but instead she just stares at my cock and goes "ooooh, banana!"

>>716046123
>exaggerated proportions
every fucking time.

>the glasses aren't actually required, they are just DBZ scouter bullshit
>stops wearing them after her face turn
Ruined. The glasses complete the look

>>716046123
Now that's better. A more feminine secretary look and her arms still match a monkey style. Even looks reminiscent of the past female characters that held the sex appeal.

I dont care for the design. Something about her and Bayonetta have the same problem and I cant put my finger on it. Maybe it's slight details that feel tacked on or the overly-long limbs.

>>716063789
Excrement taste.

>>716063369
Of course a biological female's proportions would look exaggerated to modernised and spoiled nobs like yourself. This is what happens when half of dudes are too scared to approach a woman, they hardly know what a real one looks like.

>>716063871
Poppy actually has an excuse cause she's a fucking monkey, meanwhile Bayonetta just looks like a mutant

>>716063871
They are proportionally long/stretched.

>>716038858
It’s amazing this game lets you just straight up punch her in her boss fights.

>>716063115
and then she degloves the thing

>>716063880
A fag projecting his fetish onto people.

>>716063871
Her arms were likely shorter and slender during development, but some hag in HR probably bitched about it being too "feminine". Of course her arms look tacked on.

>>716064092
Probably because she's a dude so their higher up said it's fine. If she was a she, it'd be too problematic for a guy to punch a lady.

>>716062207
Does he fuck her

>>716063068
he's wondering how it would feel tickling his little monkey prostate
is that what you wanted anon? is that what you wanted to hear?

>>716064105
>source: my unmedicated schizophrenia

>>716063068
>Void started as a poorfag chimp
>trying to keep a struggling mining operation afloat, has to do the actual digging himself to try and find oil or some shit
>whilst digging alone, finds golden bananas
>"loadsamoney (doin' up the house)" plays
>now rich, desires even more wealth and fortune, so wants to know where he can find more of the gold, especially now every other fucker is zooming in on the dig site because he managed to spark a full gold banana rush
>research has him discover about the root and a lost legend about the wish it can grant
>has no idea why it was sealed away when the last greedy bastard tried to reach it years ago, just knows it's down there somewhere
>digs right the fuck past all of these other idiots to try and reach the root first

>>716044892
Why is she carrying an anal plug?

>>716063951
>anything that deviates from the canon proportions it's a downgrade, but I don't expect any logical reasoning from you, coombrains.

>must...jackoof...to...pornslop

>>716064240
I'm sorry you can't recognise design patterns in the industry because you're mentally challenged.

>>716064332
>Must spam....this coomer strawman.....can't...let this...chud....call me out... on my bullshit....

>>716064438
You're saying that they gave a character who's based off a monkey with ridicolously long arms said long arms because of the evil japanese feminists at Nintendo HQ (lmao) who don't want you to jack off to cartoon animal women
Not only are you completely deranged but you should do your parents a favour and shoot yourself in the mouth

>>716064332
Its a bottle of perfume she uses to turn invisible and speedblitz you

>>716064629
>Coomer coomer coomer commer

Is that all you shills are allowed to insult people with? You can do better than that.

>>716064736
The word "coomer" hasn't been written in that post even once
You're mentally ill, slit your throat

hot monkey vagina

>>716064783
That's a bit better, bravo. I'm glad you people still have some balls to threaten others in a physical manner.

>>716064629
Why did they give Bananza DK big, naked asscheeks?

>>716064932

>>716064783
"to jack off" implies "coomer", retard.

Are Funky, Candy, Swanky, Tiny,Lanky and Chunky Kong also present? (If not I hope it's an excuse for a DLC. Same question for Jungle Beat bosses and Barrel Blast cjaracters like Kalypso)
>>716054574
DK 64 Candy Kong and teen Tiny Kong have been for a looong time.

>>716065107
>zoomers raped the english language so hard they don't even know what their shitty ebonics actually mean

>>716064092
Mario fights two different evil female rabbits in Odyssey
The Mario games in general also have Wendy O' and Pom Pom as recurring enemies to stomp on
Kirby had Clawroline the curvy tiger girl to fight
Luigi's most recent villain was a tall human ghost thirsty for Big Boo Cock
ARMS is an entire game about punching each other and half the roster are female
Smash Bros exists

Really with Nintendo the only time they haven't allowed it is the Punch Out game where they wanted to fight Peach as the secret boss but they were told no and so used DK instead

>>716047480
How are they going to redesign Candy?
Place your bets

>>716065269
What makes you so sure she'll ever show up again?

>>716065401
If they want DK to be a thing again i’m sure the whole crew will appear again in some capacity, and she’s included

>>716065269
Her tits will be nerfed for sure

>>716051202
>Old asf
>Can flash step
Good to know she keeps in shape.

>>716064105
She's a gibbon you fucking screeching corporate obsessed retard

>>716065580
She's too sexy for modern DK

>>716065401
Diddy and Dixie namedrop her, saying she'll be jealous that they're hanging out with DK and she's not

>>716065580
Candy'll probably just go the way of Tawna Bandicoot and not be mentioned ever again because she's a nothing character
I thought the goofy modern girlboss design for Crash 4 was perfectly in keeping with Tawna's original "contemporary female lead" philosophy as a Pamela Anderson reference

>>716063068
>See a Banana, it's mine!

What did they mean indeed

>>716065660
Pauline is right there though.

>>716065791
Pedophilia counts as safe horny nowadays

>enormous orangutan that looks like a juiced up version of donkey kong himself
>pulls a gadget out to fight instead
>sits down and says "well, shit" when the gadget's beaten, doesn't fight further because it's not part of his employment contract

>>716062760
The dock does upscale to 4k, doesn't mean the game is making a 4k image though.

>>716061219
No retard, the Mario Odyssey director is the producer of the game, and a 3D Mario veteran is the director alongside a newbie. The splatfags are working on Raiders.

>>716065641
Then tell corporate to stop being obsessed about "censoring" female characters. Otherwise, fuck off, I'll bitch as much as I please.

>>716061458
>>716061107
They're done by Nakaue.

>>716065948
>it's not me that's obsessed it's corporations
>they're hiding a sexier monkey from me i know it
Imagine not even being able to own up to your own posting patterns
You miss the bowl when you're pouring cereal and blame Kellogg's for snatching away a perfect bowl of cereal from you

>>716065840
Kinda fucking retarded that she wears jeans that totally clash with the rest of her primitive get-up. They couldn't just make it a void or a longer skirt? Or vines or bandages? Nintendo is ran by pussies with no imagination anymore.

>>716065876
Grumpy is a better character than Poppy, but on the Internet it's horny that rules, so Poppy will always end up being more popular.

>>716065876
Those muscles are for his work, not picking fights. He's a proud craftsman.

>>716065876
Bro is literally like “work hour is over you can go pass” it’s so funny

>>716066082
Calm down with the food allegories, fatty. It obviously IS corporations censoring characters, they've been doing this shit forever to protect "muh keeeds" and "muh vulnerable women" from the scary evil gamers. It's puritan bullshit, Anon.

>>716065243
Hellen Gravely, the perfect woman.

>>716038489 (OP)
Does Donkey Kong mating press her?

>>716066302
>allegories
You mean analogies, you dumb poo.
>muh muh
>b-b-but-
>NOOOOOO
>le
midwit NPC posting patterns and metaposting in general, is more retarded than the most eccentric food analogy.

>>716066441
yeah and the DK television show theme plays

>>716066456
>minor word mix-up means automatically retarded.

Nice strawman, have anymore to throw in my face like that "Coomer" shit, you corporate lapdog?

>THE JEWS ARE CENSORING THE CARTOON MONKEYS!
You niggers need some purpose in your life

>>716054574
giant monkey women
erotic

>>716066576
I didn't bother to say NTA because I didn't think I need to, but 'Coomer' falls under metaposting too.

>>716038489 (OP)
So she Is replacing candy as donkey kong love interest?

>>716064202
so she’s poison?

Can I just say how voidco is so much better than the fucking broodals?

>>716066613
>If I don't keep kissing Nintendo's bloated ass, Mario won't jump on my balls. Mario bless, Mario bless.

Good God, go worship something meaningful.

>game acknowledges when you sequence break it
Yeah, I love that shit.

>>716066848
The Broodals should be exactly one character, that bunny bitch everybody likes.

>>716066836
She's a cardboard cutout, poison would actually be interesting and edgy.

>>716066874
>Christgolem thinks everyone else is a slave like him
So, when are you slitting your wrists? it might be the first time your parents are actually proud of you

>>716038489 (OP)
Imagine if eventually DK dumps Candy (or is dumped by her) and goes with her instead

>>716066996
Follow your own advice. Christ is the least of your worries, gotta look in the mirror to see where your problems lie

>>716067058
Candy and Poppy are gonna duke it out.

>>716067137
>gotta look in the mirror to see where your problems lie
Says the jew slave who thinks the jews are censoring nintendo games lmao
Again, your life will never get better, you simply have to kill yourself

>>716067058
What does she say if you choose "Come with me!" or "What'll you do?"
I thought I would be able to select each option one after another like most text boxes in this game not knowing it was a one time choice so I clicked "Bananas"

>>716067321
Nah, I'll keep living because it pisses you off. Keep copin' because if your opinions are shit, I'll keep pointing it out. Get better opinions, little corpo lamb.

>>716067405
for the come with me, she says "you must be joking"

monke sex

>>716067464
She also says it would be nice to have a buddy

>>716067462
If you can call what you subject your parents to ""living""

>>716038858
It's so funny that the skinny vain girl is the one who goes toe to toe with you while the fuckoff huge orangutan who's bigger than DK doesn't.

>>716067635
No need to trauma dump on me, buddy. Gotta work things out with your parents or your therapist, not me.

>>716067539
See? This also better. if the arms need to be large, give her some fuckin' hips, man. Hammer home that she's a femme fatale secretary.

>>716067815
>says the schizoid who never countered the claim that he lives with his parents
Let me guess, that's also the jews' fault?

>>716066613
It reminds me of that lunatic that tried to sue Namco-Bandai believing that From Software was holding out on a good third of the video game for no reason whatsoever and it was just "hidden in the code"

Whatever happened to him anyways

>>716067927
I think it's ridiculous that you'd go so far as to give a female monkey character monkey arms, but then dont give her a comical monkey ass.

>>716067927
>mentally ill schizoid neet thinks his opinions on character design matters
The noose is waiting, your kind shouldn't be alive

>>716067939
Why do you keep tossing out this jewish strawman? I never mentioned 'em. Is your schizoid genetics triggering ya or something? You feel targeted? Also, you're projecting your familial problems on me.

Get some better material.

>>716067952
I miss that guy, he was genuinely hilarious
>Whatever happened to him anyways
Handlers probably seized his PC or he took his meds

>>716068001
And what's the problem with a decent ass to go with monkey arms? If you're going to exaggerate, do it in places that matter and balance it out, it's not that fuckin' hard.

>>716068084
My opinion matters more than yours at least.

>>716068121
>reddit pacing
Escaped from /rthedonald or something?

>>716038858
>>716038489 (OP)
>>716059598
For me its her expressions. They're very well done and are not overexaggearated to hell like how it happened with DK. I especially like the one where she is confused by void.
Makes me want to get my hands on her model for non-porn reasons.

>>716068523
>More strawman arguments because you're a moron with no real opinion of your own and can't refute my concerns.

Your product is dogshit. Thumbs down. 1/10 stars, buddy.

>>716068668
>concerns
You mean screaming about how the jews don't want you to jerk off to cartoon monkeys? for normal people that's called a "schizophrenic episode"

>Nintendo derangement got so bad there's now troons trying to argue that the reason the children's game monkey is built like a monkey is because of the feminists

DAMMIT IM FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR POLITICAL SHIT
DISCUSS THE MONKEY SEX DAMMIT.

Remember when /v/ uses to make fun of niggers for creating aids by having sex with gorillas? Why do you all want to fuck a cartoon money now?

>>716068750
God, I must be arguing with a farmer's son because you love your strawmen. Going to call me a Nazi next because I don't agree with your lazy and boring design philosophy? Going to say to go to Trump rallies because I have better taste than you do? Get over yourself.

>>716069061
>cartoon money

>>716068903

>>716069206
Yeah, I want his green stuff.

>>716069319
Well that's one way to shut down their bullshit.

>>716038858
>>716038489 (OP)
Kinda sexy ngl

>>716069182
What the fuck is this thing even babbling about? maybe those old timey asylums did the right thing by chaining retards to radiators

>>716069319
Wait a fucking second
I only now noticed she has human feet.

>>716069319
Dogshit design
There's a reason nobody likes her over Tiny Kong

>>716069409
Yeah it's the JEWS fault Nintendo doesn't make porn games

I notice no one ever talks about the shitty gameplay. Just

>muh girls

>>716069586
unironically

>>716069647
This applies to /v/ as a whole, but you just described gachas to a t.

>>716069424
Can you not not come up with anything original and just say the same shit over and over? lol. It's really sad to see people defending such boring design choices because they feel guilty they might enjoy something.

...and calling ME a christcuck? Fucking hell man.

>>716038489 (OP)
I prefer my hags without monkeypox

>>716069465
Meanwhile, see >>716060548

>>716069647
>/v/ actually playing videogames
You must be new here

>>716069767
take your meds my latinx friend

>>716069647
Give people some eye candy to get 'em invested in the gameplay then. Box art was designed exactly for that. If you can only entice people to play a game via sunken cost fallacy, then you're a really fucked up company. Morally fucked up especially.

>>716069319
built like a human

>>716069865
Take that stick out your of your ass, cog. You're embarrassing yourself.

zoomer threads are so bad and forced, even the horny ones

>>716070014
>"Muh realism in a video game."

>>716069767
This a Sony employee or just a schizoid?

>>716069647
>>716039294

>>716070280
You a retard or faggot?

>>716070361
what a tendie style review

Feet handholding while getting armlocked in a passionate kiss.

>>716065748
She was literally just mentioned in Bananza

>>716070538
Ok i was just shitposting but writing this gave me the biggest boner in the last few weeks. Excuse me for a few minutes.

>>716070415
What a faggot style post.

>>716050565
Cute

>>716069647
Oh shit he figured it out! Everyone, run!

>>716052467
Modern game devs don't know how to stylize to save their lives.

>>716074695
>>716046123
>>716047480

>fur is nearly solid black in game and in promotional art
>somehow make her fur brown or even tan

How???

>>716075175
Honestly, the lack of black is a mistake, I'll concede that much. Giving her black fur is good contrast with this corpo approved design.

>>716075175
Compliments every other mainline Kong I'd assume. Hence why that pic on the bottom opts for reddish browns and pinks instead of purple and purplish gray.

>>716050565
I don't really like her design
but she's still cute

>>716050565
Surprised the split eye bothers people so much. Looks normal to me overall.

>>716060523
Good catch lol

>>716060927
You're not white.

>>716050565
She and Diddy are cute and innocent and should not be touched unless it’s a hug

>>716075175
You know exactly why anon. You damn well know what they are trying to subconciously say but pretend they dont believe into it because they've been brainwashed to believe it.
The cracks in the masks always show.

>>716047480
NAIZURI

>>716066848
Koopalings if they sucked ass

>>716078619
I want to feed her hot dogs

>>716066848
even their design just feel like reskinned koopalings

>>716047480
No it’s because monkeys don’t have huge tits

>>716079710
They don't wear thick make-up either

>>716070825
>“candy kong is going to be jealous”
Yeah of Poppy

>>716060974
If that was a boy I can guarantee there would be even more porn.

>>716070825
even so. shame they removed the candy poster though

>>716052419
>>716052254
>>716052471
>>716052663

It's a cartoon bat with tits!

>>716064202
>Probably because she's a dude
Prove it.

>>716080445
It's true. The room is more based on the Returns and smash reveal version of his room than the original in DKC.

Gold lipstick on my face and then on my dick.

>>716074695
NASTIEST sloppiest rimjobs a human male could receive.

>>716080482
is that pink pee? (the color of the bad looks quite Rouge-ish)

>>716080445
I believe Candy is no more, they assassinated that character of camera because she is not allowed to appear in current year.

>>716047480
I'm glad. Candy looks like a gross black woman.

>>716065876
He can literally blow Bananza Kong away from his mecha.

>>716066848
The girl would be fine if she was the only one.
This isn't even a horny opinion, she objectively has the only good design of the four, and if Bowser needed wedding planners, it should have just been here getting increasingly bossy and throwing everything she has at you for ruining her big day ("Uh, I mean, King Bowser and the Princess's big day").
But throw in the other three, all doing the same job, they just seem like Koopaling rip-offs.

>>716083268
Even a few of their concept arts were koopaling adjacent. Though will laugh at the one that was just "what if they say we can't make any new characters and we have to use basic Mario enemies". Really shows how generic they are.

>>716038550
>when Dragon Ball FighterZ drops to 59.999 fps

>>716081857
See >>716070825

>>716081857
>>716084909
>>716070825
I think they are still deciding how are going to redesign her. Possibly like Poppy or Tinny, still slender and femenine, but nerfed in some aspects.

>>716085569
They call her 100% Candy Kong. Because 100% of her designs have been SHIT

>>716083728
turn top left into a bandit group of kremlings

>>716083728
Buzzy Beetle-chan is cute, but man I'm glad they realized they can make actual new characters and not more *mook with a hat* nonsense.

if poppy kong lactated, would she dispense chocolate milk?

>>716083728
They really wanted someone wearing multiple hats

>>716066848
only just realized that the one on the left has sonic eyes. how come this shit is allowed while diddy and dixie got their faces fucked up

>>716083728
Top left, middle right, and bottom right are all excellent. The designs we got are also really good, they just entirely lacked personality.

>>716087528
Chocolate powder mix, because no milkers

>>716038593
Well they were both involved in turning a little girl into a rock.