Thread 716176841

Do you still play Splatoon?

MARINA SEXOOOOOOO

sadly yes

No, I checked out of 3 after the grand festival concluded. I'll check back in when 4 comes out.

>>716177225
Oh, I should mention I'm gonna get Raiders, that's a given.

>>716176841 (OP)
I played 2 secondhand and liked it and then played 3 and it was more of the same and I didn't like it as much and they're rotting on my shelf rn

>>716176841 (OP)
I really gave 3 a try but I just didn't like it as much as I did with the first one. The single player campaign was a lot of fun though so I'm pretty excited for Raiders. Dunno if I'll get 4 though.

>>716176841 (OP)
That depends, is 3 still filled with super sweaty squids in Ranked Open? Guys, it's Ranked Open, you don't have to tryhard every single match here.

>>716176841 (OP)
Need her brown tits glazed in cum.

>Splatoon
deader than the godfather of metal (too soon?)

>>716176841 (OP)
the great debate

>>716176841 (OP)
BOOBBIDI BOOBBIDI BOOBBIDI!!

>>716177908
Green but luminescent

>>716177908
Brown nipples, green milk.

Is there anyone that plays this game that isn't a pedophile or a faggot?

>>716177908
Green, mint flavor and pale green

>>716176841 (OP)
I have a 5 inch penis but somehow ive managed to only have sex with black woman, many of them fat(by choice). Thanks for reading

>>716178136
Yeah, me!

>>716178197
Kill yourself

>>716178197
By their choice or yours?

>>716178197
Live yourself

>>716178197
black women love chuds for some reason

>>716178197
he cute

>>716176841 (OP)
Occasionally.

>>716178320
My choice obviously

>>716176841 (OP)
>>716178136
We're on /vg/ now.

>>716177908
neon green, glows in the dark.
not genetically compatible with humans, doesn't secrete milk.

Need plump octo wife to plap until she pumps up with ink and pops (non lethally)

I wish Flow got more art, she's my favorite

>>716177662
My tits are brown too and I need that treatment too
>>716177908
Brown but darker than that

RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

>>716182486
tits with a timestamp or gtfo

>>716182639
Based faganon

>>716176841 (OP)
No, it’s way too sweaty now

>>716181987
Flow sexo

>>716181987
Flow is great

>>716176841 (OP)
I played an awful lot until the grand fest. Eased off since and only come back if I see an event happening.
I still get a lot of enjoyment from the characters.

>>716183996
I haven't played since the big final fest, how it the game these days?

>>716184302
Still active
It got an update the other week out of the blue with a 3rd kit for half the weapons and one of the old maps. I wouldn't be surprised if they did the other 30 weapons next season along with another map, hopefully for salmon run.

>>716184302
3rd kits happened, a lot of them are pretty fun. And urchin underpass returned.

I wish they would drop the single player concept of being disconnected puzzle like levels and do something else. Maybe I haven't gotten far enough.

is this the thread

>>716184631
>urchin underpass returned
Oh shit, I thought they were done with updates.
I guess I should start it back up sometime soon.

>>716184771
Everythread is an ebony qween worship thread

she has no panties

>>716176841 (OP)
No. I hate that the anklet came out so late and is locked behind the god awful salmon run rewards system. And the turf war maps suck ass and the fomo catalog system is fucking cancer as well.

>>716178197
based petroleum pussy lover

Describe the taste of your favorite idols breastmilk.

>>716185007
None of the characters do.

>>716176969
Why do i keep getting the feeling that everyone who unironically uses that cringe "sexo" quote is underaged? Get better terms to express your porn addiction zoomers

>>716178197
Holy based

>>716184302
Don't listen to those retards. The games matchmaking has taken a turn for the worst and matchmaking queues are pushing minutes.

Just play a couple of games and you'll see what I mean.

>>716185272
milky

Do you think we'll build our own vehicles in Splatoon Raiders?

>>716176841 (OP)
Nah, I ended up falling off of it later on, despite finding the game pretty damn fun. I think it’s just a byproduct of me becoming less interested in playing my switch, though
anyway captain sexo

no splat 4, its over...

>>716185559
did they explain what kind of game this will be? like is it still a shooter?

would

>>716185728
>getting a teethy blowjob from a squid or octoling
ouch

>>716177301
I think everything about 3 is an straight update besides the actual maps
They don't flow as good

>>716177908
Green, so it changes with her ink like the fingertips and such

>>716185682
No, not yet.

>>716178197
BASED.

>>716177301
I have the same experience.
something about 3's multiplayer rubs me the wrong way, either its too similiar to 2 or just more poorly designed than 2

>>716180185
Shame you don't stay there. Jannies should prune these pedo-coded threads. There is hardly ever any discussion of the actual game. Do these people even play it? Or is Splatoon just a means for losers to indulge in coomposting?

>>716185376
you're talking to a zombie, anon

>>716185640
No new Smash either. It's like Nintendo wants another failed console.

PLEASE be kind to octos, they've had it rough.

>>716185728
Those fangs might miss you.
The bottom jaw however...

What if Visa/Mastercard force Nintendo to stop making Splatoon games? The Inklings and Octolings are just too sexy, they'll definitely be targeted soon!

>>716188542
The credit cards jew are pedos so it'll be fine.

>>716177908
My black gf said she imagines it's be a gradient like her fingers, but when asked about milk she said she thinks mint is nasty.

>>716188672
Cartoon Lolis don't do anything for them, you know that.

Frye and Shiver fuck each other whilst Big Man watches

>>716189023
Do they slam clams more often that Pearl and Marina?

>In Raiders, you're on a deserted island with only Frye and Shiver.

And Big Man.

What Abilities do Squid MILFs naturally have?

>>716189927
Increased ink storage, mating pheromones.

>>716189927
Increased stamina to keep on with the youth

Did you know that most squid and octopus species will die after mating? You can't prove that it wouldn't happen to inklings and octolings.

Sex?

i only care about marina

Splatoon 2 is one of my comfort games. Too bad online is almost dead.

>>716190153
Captain Cuttlefish exists and he has children.

Pregnant cephs.

How do you think Judd survived mentally 2,000+ years, having to keep Inklings and Octolings alive until now?

>>716190519
He is a cat so 23 hours of sleep a day, regular belly rubs.

where is gremlin?

>>716189084
shiver wishes

Inkling Boys are in Danger.

Excited for Raiders and spending more time with Deep Cut.

>>716190951
I'm also excited, I wonder who we'll be fighting this time. It doesn't seem to be Octoling or Salmonids again.

Squids lack discipline.

>>716191134
Dude, stop! The fanbase won't survive more Gyaru Inklings!

>>716191134
The regimented life of the Takozon is much better.

>>716177908
Anything that isn't pink or brown just looks weird to me.

Ah, the cephalopod life cycle.

Team Past won the Final Fest, it'll gotta happen now.

>>716176841 (OP)
I have ~2k hours in 2 and 3 combined but right now im just waiting for raiders

I miss Salmon Run. I still want the option to bring my own Weapon with me, these rotations are downright mean.

>>716190212
I thought the online would still be active since splatoon 1 was still active long after 2 came out, but it basically completely died a week or so after 3's release. Or at least, I couldn't get into any ranked matches. If I waited for a long time I could get a turf war match. It was weird because I tried splatoon 1 immediately after and ranked was still active, although every match was mostly the same people.

>>716191585
Marina is way taller than Callie.

>>716191647
>Callie still has that tattoo...........

>>716191630
people always ask for this but I think it would ruin the mode
rotations are everything to it
at best it could just be a limited-time gimmick like big runs and eggstra work

>>716191762
I don't know, it's not like there's a well-defined meta for Salmon Run Weapons.

>>716191828
it would simply be too easy if you weren't stuck with dogshit weapons sometimes, or forced out of your comfort zone with weapons you don't normally play

I bought 2 but I just blasted through the single-player campaign and barely messed with multiplayer. I don't remember why, must've been other games I wanted to play at the time instead.
I kinda regret not playing it more. I liked 1 a lot and 2 seems to have had a lot of cool limited time events that I missed.
Never picked up 3 so I missed all the cool limited time stuff in that game as well.
Im sure there'll be a switch 2 exclusive Splatoon 4 at some point so maybe I'll jump back in then.

Agent 3 has grown up.

I played 1 alot, and played 2 until my nso ran out. Never bought 3

Man, I hope Agent 4 is ok.

>>716194181
Isn't 4 living in the middle of nowhere?

>>716194379
Yeah, but that doesn't stop Marie from stalking his house.

>>716178197
>fat(by choice).
Who would choose to be fat

>>716194625
People who want to survive the upcoming Nuclear Winter?

>>716177908
sloppy mint flavored milk
files.catbox.moe/ix2e3y.png

>>716177908
Green and luminescent.

>>716194452
>giant choctopus trying to break into your house and rape you

No, please, anything but that.

>>716195149
wtf I like AI now?

>>716195149
Needs a pregnant belly too

>>716191215
It requires more

>>716196887
censored 'cause I can't make it look good
files.catbox.moe/1a9ybb.png

I like when the small one has a massive cock to annihilate the brown one's pussy.

>>716199478
Thanks anon

>>716199769
Pearl and marina.

>>716199101
shame

>>716191134
Kissing bratty squids

>>716190173
Holy fucking diamonds

All squids are built for octo cocks

>>716208172
That's impossible. Everyone knows Octoling Boy dick is only there to look weak compared to Inkling Boy dick. This is intended by DJ Octavio, as this leads the Inkling Boy to get distracted and dick down his weaker foe, therefore unable to fight the Octolings elsewhere.

I will now find a splatcoom chatbot to ink.

>>716190295
Captain Cuttlefish is a cuck.

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>>716216853
E
>>716217275
>>716217335
you are so small, is funny to me

>>716177908
brown

>too much quality fanart to even skim through in your lifetime
>posts sloppa
fuck off, nigger

>>716219815
If you're meaning the post right above yours, it's not ai. There's not a single ai feature on it or any of that artists work.
https://x.com/oekakirisuke/media

My bad, am retarded. Got suspicious, clicked on some POS detection website that is returning false positives to absolutely everything.

>>716176841 (OP)
Never played, only nutted.
I am also a huge white racist.

Angry sex with Pearl

>>716221216
Best bet on your own is to look at consistencies.
The eyes are usually the biggest giveaway as a lot of ai struggles to keep the pupil an iris distinct.
The pupil usually gets distorted from the intended shape and iris getting extra lines that segments it. Sometimes blending the two together.
The bombs in the background and the rings on her tentacles are also both features that ai wouldn't make consistently.
Don't rely on detection sites, ironically they use ai and you can't tell what they've been trained on or what their criteria is.

Anyway, squids.

>>716221840
Need more loving kisses with Pearl

If I play this game can I play as a male octopus kid
I want to erp with squids
Don't judge me

>>716221840
source?

hangers

>>716176841 (OP)
Haven't played since the final fest.

For the first half of Splatoon 3 I was taking 2 Gold/1 Silver on most of my matches, now I'm lucky to get even a single Gold.

>>716224451
What team were you for final Fest?

>>716176841 (OP)
No but I suck cock at least once a week AMA

>>716176841 (OP)
Love the way this artist draws Marina. She looks so soft and cuddly.

>>716224608
tell us something we dont know faggot, kys

>>716224326
Look up jodyinkfist on r34

>>716224608
Favorite idol and weapon?

>>716224678
no i wont do that
>>716224710
Marina and splattershot

>>716224603
The winning team

>>716224812
>Was on Team Past
Based. I was also Team Past.

i want to splatoon all over those brown tiddies

>>716224882
Good. Otherwise we would have been mortal enemies.

>>716225050
I could never betray the Squid Sisters, especially Callie.

>>716193976
Imagine her getting dicked down by some young man who has a thing for less-than-fresh inkling women...

Marie nursing handjobs

>>716188843
>It'd be a gradient like her fingers
I think my almonds are activated by this concept.

>>716177908
I like green personally. Same reason I like when people draw Ankha with blue ones. Just feels exotic and interesting. Happy to see this image I made still gets tossed around in these threads. I still remember the image I got those specific colors from too.

>>716176841 (OP)
I would splat a mulatto baby inside of her.
I wonder how good is the contrast between her ebony skin and my white sperm on those bonkers and tummy.

>>716176841 (OP)
I do not. I loaded up the splatfest the other week. First time in one year, just to see what the Switch 2 crowd was like. I do appreciate the new kits, but it was "same old shit", and dropped again.

>>716224608
Do you fantasize about sucking shota dicks?

vagina bones

>>716226783
It's the same game running on another console. It's not surprising that the dumbest reply all thread comes from a slop poster.

Never ask a white supremacist what colors are the pics in his splatoon folder.

>>716226920
No, mainly older men.

Initially skipped 3 but might pick it up now that I got a Switch 2 and am back into playing Nintendy games.
How far off do we think Splat4 is?

>>716227960
Weren't we getting that spinoff sometime soon?

>>716187603
Same. Splatoon 1 was phenomenal, Splatoon 2 a big improvement, but Splatoon 3 doesn't really have that "magic" for me. Not to mention the 3 team Splatfests and most people picking their team with their dicks (AKA, Shiver winning very consistently early on) made them the worst they've ever been. Single player modes are also a straight downgrade from S2, even the DLC

I wish I were a better artist, then I could draw the squid girls.

>>716228454
I figured that was more of a stopgap until the real sequel comes out. Still not sure what kind of game it is or if it’s even multiplayer.

>>716227450
How big is the folder?

>>716230017
Not enough unfortunately this is why i stalk every single splat thread or black girls with my dick in hand.

>>716230847
>Splatoon 3 allows Crossdressing
>Now Crossdressing Gyaru Inkling Boys are all over Inkopolis and Splatsville, waiting for a Inkling Boy to catch their eye.

>>716232549
I tried searching for this through SauceNAO and it doesn't know who made the art. Is there any sauce for the art?

>>716176841 (OP)
yeah
you really do start to understand how busted splatoon 1 is when you try playing ranked on it
god bless you rainmaker moray towers with bubbler on both teams but also kill yourself

you have to pick one splatoon character to tangle tentacles with for the rest of time and you can't change who do you choose? You have to share with anons who pick the same one

>>716224689
Thanks bro

>>716227302
source?

>>716234443
4chanx
or you could manually copy the pixiv post number

>>716210165
don't seabag me you little shit

>>716233261
It used to be worse. Dynamo Roller was comically busted before it got nerfed.

>>716234892
>109233024
got it by pixiv

https://x.com/223933965A

Jesus christ, it was hard to find

>>716235334
It still deserves to be good with how slow and ink hungry it is.

>>716235551
>Jesus christ, it was hard to find
?
click any post, replace the number in address bar, click the uploader

>>716178136
me and >>716178237

Post your main and let people judge you.

>>716236756
Stock Heavy Splatling.

>>716235334
they should have brought back the fact that it could start an attack mid super-jump early on, it was very funny

Reminder squids get horny too

What colors their grool?

>>716238002
callie propaganda, marie is still best girl

>>716237224
>this image is over a decade old
I want to die

>>716176841 (OP)
Every time I try I get demolished unless I play .52 gal or Inkbrush.

>>716237224
puffy

>>716238002
Based taste.

>>716238185
>Marie
>Thinking she's best girl
Couldn't be more wrong.

>>716239176
>Thinking she's best girl
>Couldn't be more wrong
i forget homosexuals roam this board

>>716239592
Winning by 2% despite an 8% advantage in numbers is embarrassing.

>>716176841 (OP)
nope, the playerbase is too small

>>716241781
well losing at all is embarrassing!

Love (and molestation) blooms on the battlefield.

>>716243548
8's tits are not that big

>>716243803
You're right, they're much bigger, please excuse my error.

what the squid

>>716245324
lmao jannie

hello my fellow squiggas

>>716245328
WOAH
woomy

>>716245460
What's she so mad about?

WOAH SQUID

>>716239176
Callie's just a lowly assistant to Queen Marie at this point.

>>716238185
callie propaganda is good propaganda

>>716177908
green but with BIG areolas

Every game has a boring girl
>Marie
>Marina
>BigMan

>>716185376
wow you are so morally superior and totally not an NPC midwit

>>716241781
>"I don't know how Splatfests work!"

Mirror matches don't count towards wins, so the winning percentage is only relative to the less popular team -- or idol, in this case -- since her matches would be the only valid ones; Callie players are simply worse than Marie players.

>>716247765
Or were a decade ago. I wonder if the numbers would pan out the same today if this was ever rerun.

>>716247765
Marie is carried by the Japanese and autists that play this game every day, so winning by 2% is still embarrassing. It's like Starfire vs. Raven, one side has all the taste and it's the one that likes the cute bubbly girl.

>>716247210
Marie is no queen.

>>716247442
Based.

>>716246815
>>716247953
this but getting smaller instead

>>716249614
You'll burn in hell for your sins.

>>716248705
yep, this is a high grade of seethe and even higher grade of cope

>>716247210
So damn sex. Just sex.

>>716245448
I don't remember her being that much taller

>>716253245
Big Veemo

>>716253289
>>716191674

>>716254907
Very big.

>>716176841 (OP)
No. It hasn't felt right since splatoon 1, and mostly just serves to make me angry. Pretty sure most of it is connection issues, but I can't even tell who's side it's on.

>>716176841 (OP)
>left
BWC
>right
BWC

>>716247624
This

advertiser-sama, get down!

>>716257613
Imagine what that tongue can do to your mouth, penis and ass.

>>716257613
I want to kiss the both of them

I want to betray my race with marina.

Yes yes, boobs and asses, very good very good.

HOWEVER

>>716259297
Ya know vampire black girls are really rare, i remember blade's mother on blade 1 god she made my dick granite but after that i don't think i saw them around too much.

>>716259290
That was hot

>>716259290
Does anyone have the video where they announce the splatfest, then marina yells https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VAi2PY_iWE

I can't find it anywhere, but somehow found another video with the exact sound bit used.

>>716176841 (OP)
Those choco tits are just BEGGING to have the biggest, WHITEST cock between them.

The most insufferable, politically posioned, and mentally unwell western fanbase Nintendo has. But I do greatly enjoy the games and their aesthetic regardless.

>>716263189
Sad but mostly true
Could be much worse, we could be the animal crossing fanbase.

The creature is daemonic in nature.

>>716263189
tl;dr? I saw some Splatoon stuff blowing up in KF and horror stories about it but I've yet to delve into it.

>>716264517
I think Splatoon's might actually be worse honestly, but AC is also pretty rough.

>>716264527
The same could be said of any woomy

Ahem...
/ss/platoon

More Frye, now.

>>716177908
Green nipples and cock head

>>716266991
kill yourself

>>716176841 (OP)
I wish i could remove the nozzle weapons from SR forever

>>716260851
Well, I found the video I was looking for, but it's been deleted off youtube. The artist was TooneyD, and I can find a few places linking the same dead youtube link, but nothing more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-O6Vx83bW8
All his accounts everywhere seem to be locked/dead. It's like he was completely unpersoned.

>>716181987
She reminds me too much of my aunt to find her hot.

>>716266410
Marie's growing too old for the idol life.

>>716266252
What did she mean by this?

>>716259290
I don't get it

>>716270285
What's going on in this picture
Please explain in great detail

>>716191662
I think a lot of people still think Splatoon 1 was the best it's ever been, so it still has active players, specially with Pretendo. Splatoon 2 is kinda the middle child. You need to have a Switch to play it online (or go through emulation headache, but you still need an official Nintendo account created trough a Switch, I think) and Splatoon 3 is right there, being basically better than 2 in almost everything and the most recent game. It doesn't have the appeal of the og and it doesn't have the popularity of the most recent, so only weirdos like me still play it.

>>716270285
why is she grabbing her nipple in public

>you just understand
>THE TROONS CANT HANDLE THE BANTS
>NOW PURGE THE ENTIRE CORD
/wpsg/ has fallen
the chosen one was actually the antichrist all along

>>716272989
She's shaking the sweat off her winter fit. It's too hot.

>>716278939
Why would she be wearing that kind of clothes if it was hot?
Is she slightly retarded? Just a bit?

>>716176841 (OP)
Made for BWC

How do I draw them? The hair messes me up.

I quit somewhere in the middle of 2. I loved the creativity in 1 and being able to see all the awesome art every day youd log in.

Then they region locked it and all that cool art was replaced by nonstop LGBT posting every day. No cool art, just low effort posts of people detailing their sexuality or pushing the Marina+Pearl shipping constantly. It really sucked.

>>716279438
just draw tentacles

>>716279080
She merely overestimated how cold it was

>>716264527
Inking to her barely covered splatzone!

>>716176841 (OP)
I gpt tired of seeing TRANSRIGHTS in the lobby every time I logged in. Pedophiles grooming kids and Nintendo does nothing. I quit

>>716280308
I'm pretty sure you can report that

>>716280308
>>716280374
You can, this actually works.

>>716280816
FAGGOT

I hop on to play salmon run once in a while only, the best game mode.

I miss splatoon 2 brehs

anyone want to salmon

I miss when anons namedropped

i bet duke and berkal kiss

>>716281409
Faggot gameplay

>>716285050
okay you're not as big as a fag as i though, unless you spam gold spray during splatfests in that case fuck you

>>716285306
I use MG during 'fest

I miss when anons didn't suck at Sockeye Station.

How are your games doing, anon

>>716286601
How do you even lose with a 31/01 k/d

Unblock me

>>716286850
Rainmaker is a pushing mode, you can only defend so much until the enemy breaks through and gets the lead back.

>>716286601
go back to /vg/ nono you faggot

>>716287137
who? Qrd

>>716287205
No one important, ignore namedroppers

we love /vg/ here though

>>716287586
You're the biggest attentionwhore on /vg/, don't act like you do not want to be acknowledged.

>>716288006
>>716287137

>>716280308
>>716280374
>>716280751
I can also vouch that reporting works

>>716176841 (OP)
Yes, I really loved the first one and have been playing on fumes from that for the Switch era. I won't be buying 4 though. 3 is such a mess, it's only fun when I play anarchy open with a friend.

>>716288845
You're clearly weren't here when he joined a private battle room and the host made him spectate for being an annoying shit in these threads.

>>716268760
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4336564&tags=marina_%28splatoon%29+pearl_%28splatoon%29+sound+
This one right? If that's the case then I'll save it here
https://files.catbox.moe/uclpwi.webm

>>716289290
And why does it matter?

Hated and rejected from both /v/ and /vg/, imagine being this unlikeable

I wonder if splat4 will bring new idols, or turn (you) into an idol member

>>716289290
>>716289732
stop samefagging you retard

>>716289732
>Hated and rejected from both /v/ and /vg/
Happens to me but /a/ and /v/. Can I get a qrd? I'm not reading the rest of the thread btw.

>>716289115
How do queer people affect you in-game?

>>716290198
at first the usual repulsion, but they are mentally ill so it's fun and easy to target them

>>716290010
>be annoying
>get bullied off /v/
>go to /vg/
>not even the circlejerkers there like him
>come back to /v/
he'll go back to /vg/ once he gets bored of us

>>716290543
Unending cycle

>>716290543
Yeah, I guess that's pretty much how it goes with people like us. Except I crashed Naruto threads on /a/ for like a year and a half now, they're still seething to this day. They deserved it though.

>>716290198
Those faggots are shit at the game and always makes my team lose.

>>716290754
>narutard
You may be worst than that nono faggot

>>716290010
>threw games
>acted like he was badass for one-tricking silver aero
>spammed unimpressive webms
>harassed thread regulars
>constantly advertised his discord server
>people get fed up and block him
>he couldn’t join rooms anymore so he made callout posts

>>716290849
But I killed Naruto on /a/. Shouldn't you be happy about that?

I can't hate the Salmon Run players on /v/ that much, they did help me get my Gold Big Run Badge, Max Hazard Badge, and the Triumvirate Badge.

>>716290867
>constantly advertised his discord server
Ok, now this is fucking unforgivable. If you're gonna annoy motherfuckers in a Vietnamese basket weaving forum you better do it anonymously.

>>716290867
>play squiffer during a 100x match
>lose
>people hate you forever for that one match

I wanna keep using Heavy Splatling, but holy krakens, is there so much bomb spam now. I can't walk and shoot any where without having to dodge constant Auto-Bombs.

>>716290906
No because every thread about anime on /a/ deserves to be there.

>>716291235
Well they're still there every day, they're just unusable.

Nono won

>>716293907
>bumping the thread from page 10 to post yuta poop art
fuck off

>>716290923
gj dogstalker

>>716295083
Kill yourself yuta, no one likes your crap

>>716295127
I only like yuta when crap is involved in the pic.

Yuta scat posting made me move to /vg/

>>716296114
And yet here you are.

>>716296192
It was supposed to have stopped when the poolsclosed pool started

stop posting obese lardwhale art. men who like fat girls only like them because theyre insecure and think they cant do any better. they are disgusting nobody likes them deep down its a COPE. men have always loved slender women who take care of their bodies since the dawn of consciousness

>>716286850
>retard learns that K/D doesn't actually mean shit in splatoon
Claiming turf, dislodging snipers, distracting enemies, and skillful special usage matters far more.
Not to say you shouldn't try to get kills, but it's not the end all be all.

>>716289115
you never added any of my splats to the wall.
you cock gobbling squaggot shit

>>716297132
If your k/d is low you're just trash and should accept it

>>716290867
Those webms couldn't have ben THAT bad surely.

>>716297260
If all you care about if K/D you are a narrow minded fool.
Pulling back liners off your squad for 10-20 seconds can completely turn a match around.

>>716297359
I didn't pay $60 to paint the ground.

i love playing with fangfox and g! ngl

>>716297671
>>716295445
>>716295083
I don't play the game but I do splacoom sometimes

>>716176841 (OP)
No, i stopped after the final splatfest and cancelled my online subscription.
I'm done with nintendo

>>716297925
Tell me your favorite idol. Mine is either marina, or Marie. Octos win the general war though.

>>716298131
for me it's probably Marina or Shiver, Marie is really good too

There should be more r34 of female inklings that aren't futa.

>>716298187
Octos are definitely sexier, which both Marina and shiver are. Marina is probably the best octo girl, but the competition among them is so stiff.

>>716298891
Shiver doesn't have much going on the in the body department but her sexy face always gets me going

>>716298954
Shiver usually has some kind of chest binding on, I bet her ink sacs are bigger than we guess. Her expressions are so emotive, shiver naturally shows a lot of wide emotions.

>>716299175
she's making me feel a lot of emotions but mostly one

>>716299253
I think Shivers chest bindings are a smoke show she set up. I bet Shiver is almost flat, but she does at least have an ass. Not that most of the cephs don't have an ass, but they all have something firm and bubbly.
I bet you have a lot of ink capacity+ skills for your favorite idol.

>>716299492
it feels like every time I splat for her more and more comes out

>>716299796
How much splatzone can you cover in a single shot? I think you might have some kind of OP cannon.

>>716299930
enough for her tummy at least or where she wants me to splat

>>716219815
virtue signaling

>>716299987
She's petulant and doesn't like when you beat her in game, Shiver probably want's to control wherever you ink on her unless you can provide a big explosion.

>>716300331
I think letting her choose is the hotter option for me

>>716300376
I bet you would let it out for any ceph that wanted you to paint their splatzone for victory. Are your ink tanks roaring?

>>716300475
yes anon I'm really close

>>716300534
So what ceph do you think gets the messiest splat zone you claim?

>>716300691
I don't know anon I can't think I'm just pumping

>>716177301
>>716187603
I've been playing since Splat1. Splat1 was great. Played it nearly every day until 2 came out. 2 was different but also great. Played it nearly everyday for a few years.
3 came out, and I felt it was terrible. Sure the bugs at the start didn't help, but the playing felt different in a bad way. I spend most of my time playing in ranked multiplayer in 1 & 2, but in 3 it just felt bad. I'm hoping Splat4 will fix whatever happened, but 3 was so bad for me that I'm doubtful.

>>716300746
You should splat all over for the best girl, Marina, then anon. Paint her choco skin all over.

>>716300921
you want me to switch teams anon... okay but only because I'm too horny to think

>>716300979
Uh oh, Frye wants your ink too anon. Where's it gonna end up? Splat, splat, splat...

>>716301065
I'm on the edge anon... do whatever you want to me

>>716299492
insanely fucking based picture

>>716301093
All I want is that you ink all over for cephs anon, just let out as much ink as you can, and let me know you did.

>>716301161
thank you anon I let out way too much

>>716301232
Good job anon <3

>>716301609
Splacoom threads are always shit

>>716304053
jerk off motions are my silver bullet, I can't ignore them they're too strong. Any sfw picture becomes porn

Do you think Ink Weapons need weekly maintenance?

Do you think this is an actual interaction they've had? And do you think Callie now searches for off-model fan art to critique now?

>>716187359
>tfw that's supposed to be Nu-Three
I don't get why the artist didn't just go with Captain Three

>>716191721
She doesn't actually. It was one of those rub on ones

>>716264527
Just a lil bit

>>716297214
You still have the screenshots? Post em now.