Thread 716236976

>Level 1 enemy has extremely high INT
When will this bug be fixed?

>>716236976 (OP)
if they had "extremely high int" they would have discovered fire, the wheel and gitaroo man on the playstation 2

crows are so fucking based, parrots are the redditors of birds

>>716237071
they are too smart for such simian nonsense

>>716236976 (OP)
if crows are so smart then why do they die when i shoot them with my 16 gauge?
checkm8 libtard

>>716236976 (OP)
>enemy

>>716236976 (OP)
>>716237114
>Extremely intelligent
>Refuse to act like clowns by mimicking human speech
Actual gigachad birds

>>716237168
ok crow, enjoy eating my garbage lmao

>>716236976 (OP)
Just raise the level and turn her into not enemy

>>716237310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I5Vm_YO_MY
crowchads, not like this.....................

>>716236976 (OP)
>enemies can open doors
This should be illegal.

>>716236976 (OP)
GIBBETS AND CROWS
DOTARD

nothin personnel, human

>>716237443
Fuck you and your gatekeeping shape filter

>>716236976 (OP)
>Allegedly has High int
>Gets outplayed by a schizo and BPD bitch several lifetimes

are crows smarter than african grey parrots?

>>716236976 (OP)
>bugs

>>716237443
based

>>716237914
>Demonic agent with black eyes has more soul and human inflection than most people on /v/
incredible

It’s the classic tragedy of aesthetics vs. intellect. Parrots get the comfy prison because they're marketable idiots. Crows get exile because they’re too smart to obey, too dark to be cute, and too proud to perform. One is a docile pet for YouTubers. The other is a free thinker with no place in human affection

pigeons are the niggers of the bird world
kill all pigeons

>>716238082
>too dark to be cute
I disagree.

he looks like he's about to tell me to slay someone

>>716238271
whats wrong with them

>>716237315
Americanbros...

>>716238475
>a glorified seagull eats garbage
news at 11

>>716238475
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>716238610
>turns its back on a cat multiple times

Dude was really gambling on how much of a lazy piece of shit that cat was.

i had a crow bro who would watch me any time i was grilling in my backyard
i think his little group moved somewhere else tho, I haven't seen them this year

>>716238271
this. Total pigeon death

>>716238428
they're effectively flying rodents and shit everywhere. They're also incredibly stupid and manage to get themselves killed in bizarre ways but reproduce fast enough that they're very difficult to get rid of. My solution would be to train crows to kill pigeons

>>716236976 (OP)
True story:
>Used to work at a laboratory that made workout supplements
>It was basically just a pill/powder mill in a warehouse
>was loud as FUCK inside, we had to wear headphones at all times
>I opt to eat my lunch outside
>There were always crows nearby
>I start to regularly give them some food, either a few french fries if I ordered something, or just bringing some bread for them
>After doing this for a few weeks after I give them bread they start dropping me metal bottle caps, pieces of broken mirrors or dyed glass, and weird plastic bobbles that I have no idea what they even were
>Weren't even remotely scared of me, would just sit near me even if I was moving around or walked or anything
>But would fly away when other people came by
Ever since then I've really liked crows.

>>716238475
>when did everything go so wrong?

I sit at a nature reserve pond when I eat my lunch at work since it is less than a minute away and always end up feeding the birds theres shit loads of them there mallards, canadian geese, heron, pidgeons, sea gulls, a couple of swans, sparrows, robins and a pair of crows. Crows are by far the most entertaining to watch, fearless fuckers too if a swan cockblocks them from getting food they will go behind them and start pulling the swans tail feathers shit is hilarious to watch.

>>716238424
Well, now that you mention it, that does seem like a rather sound, doesn't it. Good thing we're all in agreement.

>>716238804
Yeah, it sounds like bullshit, but crows really do remember people and can let the rest of their group know if you're cool or not.

Dex > Int

When will we get bird kinoge on the level of Stray?

Here's your controller bro

>>716237071
Oy vey you racist!

>>716237071
Don't forget about chairs.

>Fan favorite character gets killed off
Shame

>>716238734
One thing cats can't do quick is get up. They can start a sprint immediately, turn on a dime, but getting up is a scramble if they're in a hurry.
Crowbro was fine, and as soon as the cat stood up, he get out of reach. He knew what he was doing.

>>716239546
lol

>>716238775
I like how they share.

>>716239816
4/6 ain't bad

i feed nuts to the crows in my local park
it's fun when they sometimes intercept me

>>716239616
This is cute.

>>716240057
they're both dead

this is what corvidmaxxing looks like

crows deserve better

>>716239546
>>716239816
Many such cases, no wonder Wikipedia is denounced even by its own creators

>>716239816
The irony is painful with this one.

>>716239193
that's agility, not dexterity

>>716240153
Well yeah, it was shot in 1999. Neither cats nor crows live 20+ years.

>>716240189
she also horsemaxxes sometimes

>>716240529
>farming xp on lowlevels

>>716237189
If you were smart you wouldn't want to keep living after getting hit by a gauge that would have a similar effect to your body for your size and bone density.

>>716240607
Why was the bear so nice?

>>716237443
>Fuck your puzzle

>>716238610
>pretends to peck something on the ground
goddamn

>>716240794
pretty sure he was just saving a snack for later

>>716239546
They just sat on the ground?

>>716240794
some bears are nicer than some people

>>716239901
Funny how they don't just start going for his shit and wait til he shares lol. More civilized than niggers

>>716236976 (OP)
>enemy has extremely high INT
>still falls for the player's grab attack

>>716241104
there are no people on that video

>>716241104
>people

>>716241104
Blacks dont count

>>716236976 (OP)
Crows are so based it's unreal. My family has a pond in the garden and crows have nestled in the area for about a decade now, i've seen an entire generation of crows come and go and that family of crows still comes here to bathe and drink in the pond. One day one of them picked up an empty yoghurt cup somewhere and brought it to our garden, the entire family gathered around that cup, when i saw them it looked like they were genuinely thinking and conversing about how they could potentially use that object. One of my neighbours feeds them, he goes to his balcony and does a cawing noise and all the crows fly to his balcony to be fed. I love them man, i could observe them forever. My cat has tried messing with them a couple of times and he got owned so hard he's now scared of crows, literally cowers under whatever he finds just to flee them. Even my dumb ass cat understood that they are not to be messed with.

>>716240794
It doesn't look like it was in a hurry to save the crow, so I'm guessing it did it just to make the splashing stop

>>716241379
strange ice cream cone

>>716241379
Man they look so amusing when they are being grabbed.

>>716239393
soon (by industry veterans)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsBM2_-W_rs

>>716241054
they sat on thrones, for they were kings and stuff, according to some scholars of rich and colored background

>>716241439
A completely inhuman face, yet can manage to look bewildered or offended

>>716236976 (OP)
The "crows are le super smart!!!" meme needs to die already.
They are stupid as shit just like every other bird.

>>716241171
https://youtu.be/6C7zBD6g4mY?si=cXLQ4OJE3jZHHijU

>>716241651
unironically smarter than average us citizen
At least they didn't vote for trump

>>716239901
>>716241170
Two smaller ones are chicks, they don't know how to eat

>>716237298
yeah no shit birds with webbed feet are not that graceful when trying to cling to an edge

"Gwah"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfATurG-xAo

>>716239901
I think that first crow might be one of the parents of the other two. That open-beak wing flapping gesture they make is very similar to the one bird chicks use to beg their parents for food.

>>716241828
Are you so autistic you think that webm is anti-seagull instead of just humorous?

I've never seen a dead crow in my life.

>>716240986
Holy fucking shit

>>716236976 (OP)
It's so weird how birds can range from Incredibly smart like crows and parrots to some of the most retarded animals to exist, like pidgeons or the birds who get their nests hijacked by cuckoos that grow to be thrice their size and still manage to fool them into thinking they're their chicks.

>>716241651
t. brainlet owl

>>716241104
there's no people in that video thoughever, only N

>low level enemy gets possessed by a demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2SLL9JUCWc

>>716239393
Why would you want a gay walking simulator that doesn't take advantage of any of the cool unique gimmicks of the animal it's about?

>>716237298
Holy mogged.
>>716237315
>manages to eat free food while avoiding taxes and general human bullshit
Idk I think the crows won.

>>716239816
leave him alone, he's probably just 12 years old

>>716241651
>t. parrotcuck forced to make funny reddit videos for his owners

>>716241651
If you live in a city, they are the smartest animals around. If you live near nature, they are still probably the smartest animals around.

>>716241651
>The "crows are le super smart!!!" meme needs to die already!!!
>They are stupid as shit just like every other bird!!!

I love birds but im forced to eat chickens because they taste good and have a lot of protein, I wish chickens didn't count as birds

>>716237114
Parrots are cool too

>>716238594
I've seen eagles snatch squirrels from trees right next to me. It's pretty impressive.

I like Magpies better.

>>716242351
Reminder that owls are very stupid despite being associated with wisdom.

>>716236976 (OP)
Don't dismiss Crow intelligence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpg3VvoIVfA

Hitchcock was right, the bird can be trained as killers.

>>716238475
>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

>>716242443
are they streamers / influencers of the animal world?

>>716239816
>I feel for the propaganda of a failed regime starter kit
Every time.

>>716237310
If crows ever realized how useful mimicry could be in endearing themselves to humans, they'd be unstoppable. Imagine you're eating out, and it's a nice day so you're sitting outside. A crow flies up to you and perches on the guardrail. Then it says to you, "Can a nigga borrow a fry?" No one would be able to resist.

>>716241275
damn bro how much crow shit does your family deal with on a daily basis?

>>716242380
not a fan of they cackle

>>716241757
>trump
>muh drumpf
It's retards all the way up, retard.
There's no good choice you lil scramble brained niggery thing.

>>716242380
they're dumber and have less interesting social dynamics, but they are pretty, I'll give you that

>>716242649
how do they know

>>716242601
It's a storage space issue. Their eyes are so big, there's no room for the brain.

>>716242682
>Ugh, bro I'm sorry bro, I'll never party that hard again bro

>>716241982
That why the fork tail dongo is one of my favorite bird,they fucked the cukoo arms race because each female drongo lays eggs with a distinct color and pattern, acting as a signature that allows them to identify and reject cuckoo eggs

>>716242717
I don't know about the second thing. Maybe they are dumber than Crows but I often see them in coordinating groups. One will keep watch while the others scavenge and they can even tell apart intentions. If you don't act suspicious the scout will see you but won't call out to the others.

>>716241104
damn. it didn't have to stop the display rack from falling over, but it did.

>>716242654
humaniggers would start torturing them to death just like they do with parrots

>>716237443
The correct way of playing Prof. Layton

>>716242889
Might be confusing them. Australian magpies for example are not corvids.

>>716242658
very little actually, that family only consists of like 5 or 6 crows. Every couple months there's bird shit on a window or a terrace, if i lived in an area with pigeons or seagulls it would be much much worse. I've lived near the sea before and seagulls are unbelievably disgusting animals.

>>716239393
>When will we get bird kinoge on the level of Stray?
It's nowhere on the same level but you can try Copoka.
Be warned: I'm not saying it's good or a good investment.
Just conceptual and... not technically bad.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/582620/Copoka/

>>716237150
It pisses me off that crows' eyelids are lighter in color than their eyes!

Party rock is in the house tonight

>>716241523
>they sat on thrones, for they were kings

legit lol from me Anon, thanks.

>>716236976 (OP)
>high int
>low str
Seems balanced to me.

>>716243204
these fuckers mate like rabbits

>>716238082
They are just like me...

>>716242601
This is basically every animal, they're associated with wit or wisdom or whatever until we actually have some in captivity to observe long term, then we invariably discover they're actually total goobers.

>>716243236
Go home pigeon you're drunk.

>>716243236
did he died

>>716243064
I know those are magpies, they're pretty clever birds but maybe crows are smarter.

>>716243661
He just took a nap :)

>>716243265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUpGRQK7o78
that's an understatement, i was in awe the first time i saw that, i knew they traveled in flocks but this shit is like a swarm of locusts

>>716239590
Salvor, you need to let 'em go.
They're long gone...

>>716243185
Maybe the design is to make it look like it’s awake when sleeping?

>>716242478
This is way more impressive than the people who train their parrots to say random shit like "hat... box... drinking..." and then it ends up on some TV show

I used to hunt birds when I was young, I never ever managed to kill a crow or a magpie. They always got the fuck out when they saw me. Before they saw me. Crows 100% know what a gun is.

>>716243394
Shaddap-

>>716243694
Crows / Magpies / Ravens are all very similar brained, main difference is their size.

>the japanese schoolgirl crow video got removed
Please tell me someone has it..it goes HAI!~ HAI!~
also
>Matthias Corvinus
QRD?

>>716242478
How fucking long do people leave their doordash food sit in front of their porch when they order it?

>>716238271
>>716238765
you are the niggers of the human world, pigeons are bros and would be replaced by far worse things like seagulls or actual rodents if we were to get rid of them
Pigeons are the eternal friends of civilised white people, you can instantly tell the value of a society by how healthy and loved their pigeons look

>>716238271
pidgeons are indestructible not giving a single fuck uber birds

hagmaxxing
uoohh...

Everytime I feel like killing myself I remember birds exist, god I love birds.

>>716241104
I'd call them animals, but...that doesn't fit. What's a good word? Subhuman? That would imply they were in any way part human...

Do you think crows can also feel stuff like depression due to being so smart?

>>716244436
>>716244445
>t. pigeons
crows mog you in intelligence and looks
pigeons are literal retards that only think about shitting on the streets, they are the jeets of the bird world

>>716243064
Yeah. Eurasian magpies belong to the corvidae family and they're intelligent just like crows.

>>716244436
Seagulls are truely the niggers of birds. They come into cities just to steal shit and scream all day long. They scream loud as fuck. They attack people. A seagull attacked me because apparently I was close to it's vile offspring. Fuck seagulls.

>>716244445
>Holds him over the ledge occasionally pulling feathers out of his ass like it's a mundane activity
This is not the first pidgeon that's casually walked up and tried for the eggs, is it?

>>716241054
africans were obviously capable of inventing chairs and did so, every human being in history has seen value in sitting slightly off the floor

>>716244445
KWAB that bitch ass pigeon literally got raped

I fucking love birbs.

>>716244954
I assume they just used rocks, stumps, overturned baskets, or anything else suitable as a seat but didn't have any sort of complex, fabricated chairs.

>>716241982
apparently cuckoos will retaliate if their hatchling is not cared for, so the victim is kinda forced to feed it even if they know
>>716244436
pigeons cooing is beautiful and calming

>>716244445
peregrines are pretty shitty ground fighters
kings of air to air combat though

>>716244740
Pigeons are beautiful creatures, you're just a faggot whiner, if there's enough pigeon shit that it's a problem for you maybe you should try actually cleaning up your shithole thirdie streets

>>716243661
birds instantly die from being in the same room as a slightly overheated tefloncoated pan
i think that amount of hard booze definitely sent him to the ancestors.

>OP who made a "I don't understand what "dexterity" means" thread last night makes an INT thread in the afternoon
I'm onto (You), faggot.

>>716244887
Honestly, she was seemed like she was just bored. Sitting on eggs and not leaving for food must be pretty dull, so she had some fun encouraging the pigeon to not come back. Animals intelligent enough to communicate with each other like to have fun.
Predatory animals, especially, take time to enjoy the little things when they overpower a family member in little tussles. This time, however, it was a lot less of a friendly spat.

>>716245385
I hope these bitches go live next to you and wake you up at 5 a.m.

>>716236976 (OP)
For me, its Ravens.

>>716244068
You sound like you have a personal vendetta with parrots, did they bit your finger or murdered a family member?

>>716238271
Pigeons are the pajeets of the bird world because they shit everywhere on everything in every street.

>>716245467
>Thinks that the Peregrin Falcon let the Pidgeon survive
Anon ...

>>716238804
>>716239109
one time we had a crow hanging around our house, i loved that little guy, gave him food, would pet him etc.
meanwhile my brother was a cunt and would shoo him away.
me and my brother look very much alike, but after only a couple of days he knew whether to fuck off our balcony or stay

>>716244323
They didn't leave it
...the delivery man was being eaten by the crow and left the food while he ran away

>>716243918
>turning on a diamond, it outflies the falcon time and time again
out-fucking-skilled

>>716245546
Me too, I dont leave bird feed out for nothing

>>716244883
they will steal food directly from your hands if they can

>>716238271
That one's on us. We first domesticated them and then just thrown them away

>>716245614
NTA but I've seen the whole video, it gets away
Iirc it also comes back, there's a similar one with a pigeon laying eggs next to a roosting barn owl, too

>pigeon droppings are highly acidic and corrosive to buildings
wtf never knew this

>fat city pigeons
flying rats, total pigeon death

>small doves
very pretty and neat

>>716244445
stupid ass bird with IQ in the negative levels

>>716245773
>Barn owl
fucking kek, pigeons are genuinely retarded.
"Lemme just nest right next to something that can fuck up a fox"

>>716245636
>smartest bird
>beaten by a duck
Completely outskilled.

>>716245614
Oh, I didn't say that. However, nesting mothers are very diligent about getting back to their eggs, and she has more important things on her mind than chasing it down.
>>716245773
Thanks for the info.

>>716245828
This is what the average pigeon nest looks like....

>>716245440
toxotransmosis moment

>>716240352
>Captive birds are known to have lived up to 30 years
there's a chance

>>716245621
I've had to rehabilitate many bird bros over the years
letting a juvenile crow go made me sad, I was hoping it would stick around and be my friend like all the memes, but it didn't

>>716245546
>I hope birds sing in the morning near you
uh ok?

>>716245773
Based retard pigeon

>>716236976 (OP)
It's balancing and a gameplay option for druid builds.

>>716245925
pigeons really live in nests like this and don't see any issue.

>>716240607
bears, saving drowning crows and righting fallen traffic cones.

>There's a kind of bird called a Shrike.
>It IMPALES live animals on a thorny shrub it lives nearby to eat later
NIGGA

>>716245993
You had to let them spread their wings, pun intended.
You raised them up and they got out there, probably getting copious crow lovin' because of all the cool tricks and stories you passed along.
You were their wingman, in spirit and in life. Take pride in that.

>>716244445
kwab

>>716237661
Is this why we're on this planet?

>>716246135
>It's real

Content warning

>>716245773
>Wait... Wait a minute... It all makes sense now! You're one of the dangerous birds!

>>716238610
>>716238734
Is this the equivalent of Indians and trains?

>>716244883
I used to live in a city with a huge fishing industry and every friday the trawlers would come into port and the sun would be blotted out by a swarm of gulls, I fucking despise them

>>716246237
oh hey i recognise that field

>>716242717
>>716242889
>dumber
the european magpie is the only non-mammal to pass the mirror test
they're the smartest animal on the planet after apes

>>716244883
they also try to divebomb you with shit, apparently they're one of few birds that can shit and fly at the same time.

>>716246135
>shrikes are also known as butcherbirds because of the habit, particularly of males, of impaling prey onto plant spines within their territories. These larders have multiple functions, attracting females and serving as food stores.[1]

What the fuck how have I not heard of Shrikes before

Truely the "Conan the Barbarian" of Birds

>>716246135
>>716246216
The best part is they are a small songbird that just happened to develop in that way.

I like tits :D

Oh say can you see

>>716246237
>Takes over 20 seconds to recognize a threat
How the FUCK are these things not extinct what the fuck

>>716246237
Owl just wanted to hang out :(

>>716237071
none of that shit matters when you can fly.

>>716237150
he's basically having sex with the crow

>>716246135
>>716246216
>No Vlad the impaler shrike in games yet

There's this parrot (I don't know what kind, if it's wild or if it flew away from someone's house) but it comes to my bedroom window early in the morning like fuck I dont know maybe 5 am? im a NEET so I don't keep track of the time but it comes near the window sometimes and starts perfectly mimicking this weird ringtone it learned somewhere, it kinda sounds like someone's alarm, it does this like 3 times a week and sometimes I feel like getting out of bed and recording it but im lazy as fuck

>>716246438
My day is always improved when I see a pair of great tits

>>716243236
He's literally me.

>>716245925
That will be 450k $.

>>716246489
You can say the same thing about white women.

>>716237071
we started using fire a million years ago but the wheel was a semi-recent invention

>>716246519
ok now what

>>716237071
Predatory birds in Australia have been recorded deliberately putting sticks into wildfires, then dropping them into the brush to drive our smaller animals so they can attack. They don't know how to make fire, but they know how to use it as a hunting tool.

>>716241902
It's not even autism at this point, even normies are needlessly tribalistic about fucking everything
cultural shift or something idk

>>716246496
Yeah! The owl was just happy to find another day bird to sit with who's not angrily mobbing them right away.

here's your shrike

>>716246709
How difficult would be to build one of these things in the current day? It doesn't seem like it would be that expensive.

>>716246489
Because they're incredibly adaptable, span the entire planet and are backed up by us

>>716246135
>>716246216
I love those little bastards.

>durr this animal must be evil because of the way it looks
were our ancestors retarded?

>Shrikes vocally imitate their prey to lure them for capture.[14]

>Shrikes sometimes use man-made spikes, such as barbed wire, in place of thorns.

Wtf, I'm legitimately unsettled. This is some Blair Witch Project style shit.

>>716246893
yes, and evil

>>716244445
someone post the followup where the retard just laid his egg in a corner on the outside balcony thingy

>>716246893
most evil-looking animals are in fact evil so you cant really blame them

>>716246879
If you know what you're doing you could make something much better, much cheaper than what they spent. But if you dont, you could also build something much worse that instantly kills you.

>>716246953
>try to have honorable 1v1
>some faggot abuses a bug that gives him infinite iframes when he uses some faggot-ass fornite dance
every fucking time

>vtards learning about the shrike
We better get some fucked up indie game about this

>>716239816
>

>>716236976 (OP)
It makes me happy seeing a crow thread on /v/ get that much traction

>>716241439
Because being grabbed by something larger than you when you can fly usually means death. So you're being handled by a giant, pale skinned animal. Normally if they see us they just fly off or get away, but its different when they're at our mercy.

>>716246957
Shrike didn't do that, they are fairly small birds, normally they impale stuff like mice or bugs

>>716246953
Every bird that walks more than it flies is a dick.

>>716247132
>Normally if they see us they just fly off or get away
Not any more, urban birds don't give a fuck.
>yeah, keep walking humie

I love how you can always identify the third worlders in animal threads because they start debating over which animal it is more justified to kill for fun, fucking subhumans

>>716246489
they reproduce quickly as well, one dies 100 more pop out
they're literally niggers

>>716247173
>Occasionally, animals as large as a young stoat (Mustela erminea) are killed and eaten by great grey shrikes

Of course there's a giant version of them that kills cat-sized creatures. Yikes.

>>716247265
who said this

>>716247197
Flamingos are dicks?

>>716246971
Literal fucking chimps on a rock larping as special. It's upsetting.

>>716247197
that thing can't even fly more than quick bursts, it's STRmaxxed like mad

>>716247197
penguinbros...

>>716247342
>Literal fucking chimps on a rock larping as special
That's the majority of the human race

>>716247091
Unironically I just thought of a horror game where you play as a small animal and a Shrike is after you. That part about how it imitates the calls of its prey to lure them in gave me chills.

>>716246192
I know, I'm always happy to see them healthy again and fly off by themselves, I think there's something uniquely psychopathic about keeping a flying animal in captivity, I just want a crow familiar irl

>>716245925
Damn pidge, you live like this?

>>716247689
Levels would have you forced to navigate through a thorn maze riddled with the impaled and dying victims of the Shrike.

>>716247575
not me, for I am tremendously humble

>>716245546
i hated waking up to crows, pigeons were a welcome change

>>716245272
maybe not some of the more advanced spring/sponge ones with textile upholstery but definitely stools and other more simple chairs, there wasn't a huge technological disparity between africa and the rest of the world until about the 1600s

>>716245621
If you have some outdoor space its not hard to attract bird bros.
Just be patient with them.
Wild birds are pretty slow to trust, and might never let you handle them, but just hanging out together can be fun. I have a buddy I read with on the back porch.

>>716247091
there's a skin in overwatch named after them. That's the best you're getting

>>716247821
ye

>>716246758
>cultural shift
>implying
I'll be you're a skubfag too

>>716247265
anyone who advocates for pigeon and pitbull genocide is based, correct and white

>>716247575
It's better to die a chimp on a rock than live as a rat in a cage

>>716246846
CUTE!

>>716246480
The only reason those geese are feared in Canada is because harming one is a serious crime.
As such, they've grown to have the most insufferable personality of any bird on earth and will charge at literally anything.
If you see one and it acts like a dick, give it a good boot to remind it who's on top of the food chain, it's for their own good.

>>716248323
MYSTERY NIGGA

>>716246012
>sing
>pigeons
pigeon "singing" can be described as suffocating sound of asphyxiation at worst and piss gurgling at worst

>>716247969
>>716248475
Reminder that these are not crows

>>716242478
jesus, this is fucking ridiculous

>>716236976 (OP)
Based stealth Astlibra thread

>>716242478
What really shows intelligence more than just figuring it out I think is the fact you can see them both making weird mistakes at times, and trying to actually shortcut a process instead of just following it exact.

>>716248505
only subhumans dislike pigeons

>>716248393
Its not a learned behavior
They're just like that.
Their primary defense mechanism is to act very confident and threatening so predators think twice, despite the goose itself being pretty fragile. They do this because their eggs take forever to hatch and are very tastey to many other animals, so they defend the nests basically to the death.
There's videos of a goose just standing as a bunch of cows charge at it. But the cows are cowards and back off before the goose does. A two ton creature with horns backs off from an animal with hollow bones.

>>716248831
now post the horse goose webm.

>>716246335
Ants can do it too.

>>716248828
Ever since I found out they're half retarded because they're an abandoned domesticated species I hate them less.
They can't build a proper nest because they were taught to nest in boxes.
They're docile and have zero threat response because we raised them for food and fertilizer.

And they have oddly good pattern recognition. There are studies where pidgeons can identify cancer cells in images (after being trained) or buildings or particular people in crowds.
They're still a nuisance, but I don't hate them.

>>716248831
Reminds me of those animals in nature who look like dangerous animals, and basically just live off the fact that the animal they are masquerading as is feared by everyone. It's called Batesian Mimicry or something like that. Noteably there's a European insect that looks just like a hornet with the black and yellow stripes but is actually harmless, it has scared me many a time.

>>716246135
And did you know that there are also birds that intentionally spread wildfire to lure out prey.
Can you guess where they're from?

>>716246726
>They don't know how to make fire, but they know how to use it as a hunting tool.
This is also how we started using it btw. Unironically Dolphins/Orcas/Corvids/Whales/Octopuses/Elephants are all on the real biological shortlist to develop sentience in the next million years or so.

>>716248524
They’re crow enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aWL2iEb6y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WupH8oyrAo

>>716236976 (OP)
one of the saddest things about my cunt is that we don't have crows
they're so fucking cool

>>716246846
It's strange to realize that to these creatures we're the titanic cthulu entities that exist in their nightmares.

>>716249394
>one of the saddest things about my cunt is that we don't have crows
The fuck

>>716249191
This is how honey badgers survive, they are pretty small and fragile but are so absurdly aggressive that even much larger animals like bears leave them alone because they will charge while snarling like crazy at absolutely anything.

>>716249441
what

>>716249394
Chile?

>>716249394
I thought crows basically lived anywhere with humans
are you from antarctica?

>>716249121
I read city pidgeons are actually rock/cliff pidgeons so they're not even supposed to build any nests, just find a hole and hunker down on a cliff.

>>716249515
brazil
we get corvids but not crows

>>716249285
I think you mean sapience, most animals are already sentient, but I think the biggest thing barring them is the lack of large scale organized group living. The human brain's adaptability towards language is arguably our biggest advantage, with it we became capable of categorizing things and concepts to a degree you cannot mentally do without language. We have words we can use to reference things like "rock" and "honor" that allow us to think and conceptualize things to a depth that an animal that can only think of things in the realm of feelings and memory cannot.

Does anyone have the bird that doesn't know how to eat, just opening its mouth at a caterpillar?

>>716246574
>The pit - Mortal Kombat

>>716241937
The smartest crow of all...

>>716249352
the fact that it presses the biscuits against the railing to pin them in place while it adjusts it grip is fascinating, that's a level of coordination and object manipulation most animals don't possess

>>716237431
this can't be real

>>716249651
>>716249724
cute!

>>716249651
Yes we do have crows. Are you retarded or blind?

>>716246823
this stupid filename makes me happy.

>>716249870
Crows are based, anon.
https://youtu.be/BbRS9K4rZ8Y?si=Eqn1I11TxAZWE4xp&t=25

>>716249441
Yeah that's a convention that most people avoid using for a reason lmao.

>>716237114
your average parrot has a longer lifespan than your average redditor

Birds belong to crabs.

>>716242972
we do what with parrots now?
>>716249974
NTA but i've yet to see one of those here. Closest i saw was a vulture, but close only cuz it's the only really black bird i've seen.

>>716250027
I look at the computer, the computer says crow said fuck to me, why did he say fuck me for???

>>716250109
Faggot little sea bugs
Delicious with butter though

>>716250109
Horrifying

>>716250334
i live in western europe and our crows are black (just like people)

>>716237298
OUT FUCKING SKILLED

>>716237443
I've seen a video of a little kid doing the exact same thing, just opening the box and throwing the piece in after they couldn't get it in.
It takes a level of abstract understanding to understand both the game itself, and that the game is arbitrary (and possibly stupid)

>>716245895
She joined the duck ashtually

>>716241171
That looks like a grackle

Anyone ever noticed how well crows understand the flow of traffic? Other birds kamikaze across the road or fly away if they're foraging in it, crows literally just hop across the double yellow or over the shoulder and wait, then go back to do their thing. Smart little goobers

>>716249759
Orca pods have languages, specific calls based on where they're from in the oceans, they're particular family group, and other shit, and if an Orca leaves their pod to look for another one then the first thing that happens if they're accepted is the matron of the pod teaches them the new "dialect" of calls.

>>716241971
I saw a dead blue jay while running earlier :(

>>716249352
the gluttonous beast

>>716249651
this is a lucha bird

>>716244445
free food delivery

>>716251261
this bird is fucking hilarious
>damn snakes keep biting my soft parts
>just grow my legs long enough they can't bite me before I fucking stomp them

A classic

>>716251261
Why does a bird need big fluttery eyelashes?

>>716251261
as a snake, what do you respond to this without sounding mad?

>>716251720
the one on the right is clrearly the female one

how do i make a crow friend

>>716251740
I show them the patch notes post the Garden Eden season that nerfed snakes literally into the ground.

>>716249651
>even the fucking birds down in beanland are luchadors
the game designers were lazy here holy shit

>>716251912
step 1: Get a dove
step 2: Get black paint
step 3: ????

>>716251841
Why did he do it?

>>716251986
that's clearly not a crow

>>716252061
he must dissent

>>716241379
Oi, you got a license for that?

I wish kookaburras lived near me

>>716243236
my grandpa used to dip bread into vodka and feed it to rooster for the lols.
it didn't take many pieces to rooster to pass out but it didn't die.

>game has good sound design
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ZffIh0-NA

>>716248065
>there wasn't a huge technological disparity between africa and the rest of the world until about the 1600s

>>716251481
Is this achievable natty?

>>716251912
Patience. But before anything else you need to have actual crows in your neighborhood.

>>716239546
Wikipedia is a fucking trip, man. Do you know that they claim that the high five was invented by two distinct groups of niggers in the 1970s? That no two humans in recorded history ever slapped palms in a celebratory fashion? Boggles my fucking mind.

>>716242682
waitaminute

why did she do it?

>>716251728
the same reasons you do

>>716251986
>impact frames

>>716244210
kek what a doof

>>716252260
that's literally not what it says. perhaps you were the nigger all along.

>>716250109
>Dud-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-check?

INT, you say?

>>716237114
Truth
Parakeets especially

>>716246943
They might be retarded, but they pollinate our shit, and they're cute.

>>716251986
that is a chicken

>>716252620
are chickens actually stronger than they look

>>716251728
to seduce human males

>>716252260
Zeus invented the High 5

>>716252260
My favorite is how almost every article that isn’t related to Christianity uses BC and AD for the year, but every article related to Christianity has been diligently edited by some fedora tipping retard to BCE and CE. Changing it in the first place is moronic and indefensible, but it’s the inconsistency that really jars me. It’s like a giant highlighted reminder every other article that the site is completely captured by terminally online leftists.

>>716252653
a kentucky fried chicken

>>716252260
that sounds like some bullshit but i'm sure everyone who was alive before 1977 has been so addled by lead that they can't actually remember ever doing a high five before that

>>716252227
Yes

>>716252734
humans don't need lashes for that

>>716251986
Did he dead?

>>716248505
Pigeons softly cooing to each other is one of the most soothing sounds in the world.

>>716252785
And a little bit of chicken fried

>>716252785
Bro got executed by mafia goons?

>>716236976 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blSl487coFg

>>716243236
I think you've had enough, sir

>>716252710
no, but they are little psychos if you give them half a chance

>>716252260
lmoa

>>716252975
I know they spray shit all over you when you hang them.

>>716252853
Egypt is literally the only thing people ever point to as any example of African invention or technology, and it's right ass next to the Middle East. No one thinks of Egypt as Africa. Africa is a massive swathe of swarthy proto-humans that have done absolutely fuck-all for millennia. This is why "we wuz kangs" exists, by the way. In modern terms, Africa is the south side of a dead industrial city and Egypt is the 1 street north of the tracks where you don't get stabbed immediately.

/r/equesting a webm of that bird removing those anti bird spikes from a roof

>>716253031
did you know they're even better than cats if you want to keep your premises mouse-free?

>>716252986
reminds me of the guy who won the nobel prize for discovering DNA is effectively discommunicated for saying their are racial differences in intelligence

>>716251481
GYANOOOOOOOOOOO

>>716253208
I live in the first world. Picrel shows up every once in a while and waves a magic wand at my house.

>>716253338
what a scam. you could keep chickens and they'd eat the mice for free.

>>716245925
let's see what a gorilla nest looks like

>>716246593
Are you sure it's a parrot and not a mockingbird if you never got out of bed to check?
The mockingbirds here love imitating ring tones and car horns.

>>716253395
kek

>>716253442
You gotta protect and take care of your chickens so they lay eggs and live happy. An impossible task for 99% of the population whos only familiarity with chickens is the fast food trash they eat or the 3/10 meals they scrape together. So you just hire an exterminator. A proper solution is to properly plug up and seal openings around and outside your home anyway you can. Tuck pointing, things like that because mice can scale houses and find holes that seem impossibly, hilariously small to slip in.

>>716253617
How about I show you what a gorilla looks like smart ass

>>716253772
bring in the gorilla twigs

>>716239616
Both these animals are dead. Let that sink in

>>716236976 (OP)
>level 1 npc has 0 int

>>716251481
damn, didnt know they could tank a point blank slug

>>716237114
Indeed

>>716248219
I mean maybe it's rose tinted glasses but I distinctly remember the general culture when it comes to average joes being very lassez faire when growing up. Nowadays retarded normies will start shit with you in public over you eating pork because "it's unhealthy, chicken is better"
Like first of all nigger I studied sports nutrition kill yourself it's the most dunning kruger statement you can make, second of all who the fuck starts arguing like that? It's a fairly recent cultural shift, came along with smartphones or something. Now everyone has pretty harsh opinions from twitter I guess

>>716252710
They have daggers in their shins.

>>716253748
Easier to take care of a cat, and they're snuggly.

>>716251712
BIRDS... THEY GET ME!!!

>>716253056
Those "people" are fucking stupid, african kingdoms were considered advanced and developed by their contemporaries and that isn't only egypt

>>716252438
That little nigga just casted a cantrip

>>716254095
>man who lives in hole in ground amazed at other man who lives in mud hut

>>716254045
Seagulls are absolute cunts.

>>716253940
post the one where he removes the israel and tranny flags, but leaves all the other country flags alone

>>716254357
I don't have it. Hopefully someone else does.

>>716254281
Indians must be the luckiest evolutionary draw in the world because i cannot imagine any other species ever continuously fail at natural selection that much and STILL have its numbers be in billions across the globe

>>716254513
How kafkaesque.

>>716241171
I love how indignant and annoyed birds look when you grab them

>>716254496
Not really. In nature, it's most often the animals that die a LOT that naturally have lots of children.

>>716254219
Yes, you compare cherrypicked tribal africans to romans and greeks yet 90% of other europeans were also completely eclipsed by them
this is why I was saying there was more general parity before the industrial revolution

>>716254281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2klTPtILs

>>716254636
Yes, but these children must also survive to bear more offspring
With shit like this happening constantly, and also the massive inbreeding of india and all the disease they have - they should have been discarded by nature very quickly.

>>716253772
Imagine having to look at this all day.

>>716245993
One day he'll show up in your hour of need

>>716254513
>do you feel in charge?

>>716254513
>Do you feel in charge?

>>716254758
Rats and other animals carry more diseases than that and theres trillions of them in the US alone. If you can survive bare minimum its just enough.

>>716254857
>loot is randomized

>>716255089
>npc can come in your time of need

>>716255135
Fat cunt ate all the cheerios!

>>716254734
>Online multiplayer shit talking before the real life meat up

>>716252372
To get to the other side lmao
That punchline would actually be funny if the chicken was hit by a truck

>>716255352
Do you have the one where one of the dogs swap sides.

>>716254045
That cunt bullying the seagull pisses me off every time. What is she, the sandwich police?

>>716255727
I love those chill dudes so much.

>>716255779
No she's just a white woman

>>716255823
Chill and unbothered. Speedy when need be.

>>716255352
>>716254734
Why are dogs like this?
Is it because they fuck white women?

>>716246135
Oh snap, I get it now. Very clever Mr. Simmons.

>>716255727
>>716255953
>Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

>>716255727
>>716255823
>>716255963
Reddit animal

>>716256012
Why are you like this?

>>716237443
I fucking love this video in fact I think I will save it for the fifth time now

>>716256012
They're barking at the fence

>>716256012
When it's closed off it's their territory and they have to guard it. Simple as.

>>716254045
SHE DOES IT FOR FREE

>>716248065
brainwashed to perfection

>>716256529
Ironic.

>>716236976 (OP)
How do I befriend them? I hear some around my apartment and left some nuts out once but they never ate them.

>>716256782
they prefer cheese or meat- stinky stuff that'll catch their nostrils.

>>716255296
>OHMAIGAWD HAIIIII :DDDDDD

>>716254641
>Tails isn't rea-

>>716256012
all animals, unless they're stupid, will try to go for what's most effective while minimizing cost and risk on their part
threatening to kill intruders with a barrier between you = low cost
threatening to kill intruders without a barrier = potentially high cost
dogs that go and eat children either think the kid is a low effort snack or were bred to lack all inhibition towards violence

>>716257231
>or were bred to lack all inhibition towards violence
Woah now... you can't say that about adorable pibbles.

>>716257194
I like how the camera shakes when the cameraguy also got scared

>>716245925
>>716246056
>>716247821
Rock doves, which is what your standard city pigeons are called, are usually nesting in and around cliffs, so instead of having the need to build a nest on a tree, all they really have to do is prevent the egg from rolling out of the crevice, so a couple twigs are enough.
That's also the reason why they absolutely conquered modern cities, since buildings are pretty much artificial cliff faces.

it's nice this thread has made it

>>716246879
Pretty cheap. The frame construction would be the hardest and most expensive part, but is fundamentally largely just stuff you'd buy at home depot, while you could use any number of off the shelf engines.

>>716246419
You need to watch more Star Trek.

>>716239816
I thought you had to be over 18 to be a wikipedia janny?

>>716253940
Anarchist!

>>716255058
>>716254959
banemind

>>716249285
>Octopuses
Not with that life-span

Best vidya with birds?

>>716242126
if anything 12 year olds are more pro israel like the retarded kids from /pol/
fags start supporting palestine by the time they get to college without understanding shit

>>716258734
>that pissed off horse
Kek.

>>716258841
Does palworld counts? I really like the birds in that and using those as mounts.

>>716258915
Found one. Go, my birds!

>>716259196
How stupid can you fucking be lmao

>>716251986
That one was on purpose. The bird wanted to go.

>>716242005
bro the guy behind the counter??

>>716252415
>game has NA NANANANA KATAMARI DAMACY LA LA KATAMARI DAMACY

>>716259251
>>716253940
Corvids truly are God's chosen who makes it clear that the star of david is the synagogue of satan.

>>716259196
Did he actually lose digits? Deserved if so.

>>716258841
BREEE

>>716258323
Every game that has fishing in it has this fish.

>>716247197
You would be bitter too if you got cucked by nature out of being able to live in the sky

>>716259376
ballin

>>716242654
Nigga is yous gonna give it back?

>>716259257
>point and click adventure game puzzle solutions

good thread lads see you in 7 months for the next one

for sure it was a badass thread, i'm signing off

>>716240189
Made for BWC