Why are there so few games set in ancient Egypt?

>>716250017 (OP)
There's plenty retard
Pharaoh, Rome Total War, civilization, AoM, etc

>>716250017 (OP)
>tfw no cute ancient Egyptian gf

TELL ME WHY I HAVE TO BE A POWERSLAVE

>>716250017 (OP)
>>716250116
>>716250130
>>716250183
You're posting in a /bunker/ psyop thread.
Ancient Egypt was white. Brown is modern day propaganda pushed by trannies and the left.

>>716250260
well the royalty was indeed white because they were descended from greeks but the common person was certainly quite tan, from labouring in the sun all day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Godh2oR4kM
you're late on the wokeslop

>>716250017 (OP)
Is that a nipple?

Try this.

>>716250405
If anything it's the areola

>>716250260
>he doesn't want to colonize brown women
shit taste, to be expected of a 'jak poster
10,000 years of shame upon you and your family

>>716250017 (OP)
The pyramids were built with PAID labor

>>716250350
>>716250260
depends on what time period you're talking about, ptolemaic egypt had greek rulers (after alexander the great's conquest of the region) and before that they were ruled by the persian empire, and I mean you can debate whether persians are "white" or not, and before that it was egyptian dynasties who probably were just north african semitic type people, and there was also a dynasty of "black pharaohs" but it's unclear whether that black refers to their skin color or just some other characteristic, like their clothes or something, but of course the "we wuz kangs' is talking about those pharaohs, there's no definitive proof that they were black skinned but there's also no definitive proof that they weren't, so if you want to speculate about history then you can make them out to be black skinned

Fuck the CIA.memes in this thread talk about Egyptian games now.

>>716250183
I DON'T WANNA DIE I'M A GOD WHY CAN'T I LIVE ON??
Powerslave has gotta be Maiden's most solid album aside from their first.

>>716250017 (OP)
I want retro futuristic Neo-Ancient Egypt in the Future.

>>716250715
Persians are Aryan, so are Scythians and Huns

Unironically I wish there was a game where you're some kind of king/leader and you can recruit, romance and marry cute girls from all over.
Maybe just make it some fantasy weeb game, but with brown qts and even some elves and cat/doggirls here and there

>>716250727
I want a video game based off of this no politics no gay ass memes that are on all websites.

>>716250017 (OP)
The pyramids of giza level in Indiana Jones is super comfy, obviously not ancient though

>>716250017 (OP)
This thread has now been claimed by members of the Sea Peoples

>>716250727
>go to dc
>full of retarded gang niggers and retarded boomers running a country into the ground
wow very pyramid so magical so wise

>>716251057
I wonder why your not allowed to talk about this and this is censored online.

https://youtu.be/6bVa6jn4rpE?si=yyERId8xC93p0-wx

The truth will come out and change the world to what it's meant to be

baby making sex with short-haired dark-skinned girls

You get an eqypt game, but this is your love interest
Would you?

>>716250883
Ck2 or mount and blade warband

>>716251240
please god

>>716251240
tits too big

>>716251025
>show up out of nowhere
>cause the bronze age collapse
>disappears without a trace

Sea people game when?

While speaking of gf im always worried that when i would get one it would be fun for like a day and then i would get tired of it and preffer to jack off to shit i do like i kinda doubt a gf would be into doing shit raw and some feet stuff :\

>>716250883
TES is about the closest you will get to that with mods. You will be stuck playing Skyrim because the Oblivion remake did not fix those absolutely fucked up faces from the original. If anything it would give your average el goblina from some DAZshit a run for their money.

>>716251240
It looks like Dobson already got to her.

>>716250260
>Whitey we wuzzin'
Tone deaf

>>716250260
>>716251240
Does she have a flat sister?

>>716251240
I would never pull out.

Minimum of 9 kids.

How are ancient egyptians brown or black when their libyan neighbors are pasty red-heads with tattoos? Tribes that were less civilized, and by all accounts should have more exposure to the sun.

>>716251240

>Brown woman, white hair
I am fatigued.

>>716250807
"white" and "aryan" aren't exactly the same concept

>>716251348
Then your not a grown up yet, you're supposed to be building a life together and having kids.

>Sea people mentioned
Thread derailed.

>>716250017 (OP)
Yugioh Forbidden Memories.

>>716251346
>historian claims that were just a symptom of a wider systems collapse that took out everyone with no survivors
Still need a Bronze Age RPG just to dab on Egyptians, Mycenaeans and Assyrians for that brief moment in time while wearing a small potted plant on your head.

>>716250943
That's just bureaucratic procedure with fancy costumes. I will say, the egyptian high priests did have nice leopard skins.

>>716251240
No. Anime cat women are boring.

>>716251669
Gay post

>>716251643
my favourite sea people schizo theory is that they were pre bell beaker people britons

I know this thread is about retard tourists gooning but I need to shill this game, it's incredibly underrated.

>>716251479
Blackface is real

>>716251696
Gluing cat ears and a tail on a bitch does not make her more interesting. Its a faggoty half measure.
Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer.

>>716251753
>only ever saw an ad for this on the back of the manual for that shitty Firewarrior game
Give us a QRD bruv.

>>716250804
holy shit is that nonsummerjack?

>>716251665
>>716251181
Plato joining the mystery schools in a pyramid

>>716251558
They were, ancient Aryans just got darker because they mixed with nons

>>716251753
I tried it, it felt really sluggish, maybe I should give it another try

I love Egypt!!!!

>>716251805
And you're another random asshole on an anonymous forum.

>>716251869
The game has two characters, Sphinx and the Mummy, which play completely differently. Sphinx is more of a traditional action game, and the Mummy is more puzzle solving. The plot is Set is up to no good, the mummy was a pharaoh betrayed and killed and he's trying to come back to life. Sphinx is working for Anubis to unravel Set's plan. It's a unique game that has good aesthetics and both kinds of gameplay are fun.

>>716251805
ha ha epic rick and morty quote!

>>716250729
https://youtu.be/xqUa5SbLU_c?si=1gKu78hkKVgiEkuc&t=223

>>716251525
yeah the people want brown woman red hair

sci-fi egyptians best egyptians

>>716251727
>trying to break off from the Yamaya hordes moving in from the steppe on their chariots of iron via the sea
I could see that being a thing.

>>716250715
Black in Ancient Egypt normally refers to the fertile land around the Nile. Red people came from the desert. It's easy to forget that ancient people didn't see race like us.

>>716251521
My gf has this belly and I can't get enough of it.

>>716251669
But what if she snuggles up to you and purrs into your chest?

>>716251753
Looks like someone thought that same thing if it's getting the remake treatment
>https://youtu.be/vIv6I8Rs7y8

>>716251669
>Anime cat women are boring
They used to be so much better. So, so much better.

>>716251643
Everything that has been, will be again.
Everything that has been done, will be done again.
The Sea People will sink this decadent generation.

>>716251669
Fuck you I love catgirls.

>>716250017 (OP)
I need a choco wife with choco nipples.

>>716250017 (OP)
Why is my penis so hellbent on betraying my principles?

>>716250017 (OP)
Only Manga and Anime are courageous enough to have portions set in Egypt with cute brown babes

>>716250017 (OP)
I remember the nu-God of War devs saying that they went with a Norse mythology setting instead of Egyptian because the latter was "so common". Didn't make sense to me.

Nature released data on some remains from the Old Kingdom period.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09195-5
They were able to sequence its genome and found that he was 80% North African Neolithic and 20% Levantine, likely from Mesopotamia or Anatolia. 0% of his genes came from eastern, central or south Africa.
It makes sense when you look at their society and consider the mummies found with red or blonde hair.

>>716252036
Must've released in the same era as Glitch and Maximo where they just couldn't carve out a niche when shit like Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter were ruling the roost. You had a lot of puzzle platforms from that time all trying to get in on it with mixed results. At least the one you mentioned isn't completely dead on the PS2 gen like so many others are from that era.

>>716251643
Egyptians dabbed on them

>>716252715
There is nothing wrong with racemixing if she's cute anon
Pursue your happiness, if a brown qt makes you happy, make a big happy family with her
race makes zero difference to me as long as she loves me and isnt completely hideous, dont follow my advice, follow your heart

>>716250017 (OP)
Pretty sure Rimworld would fit the bill.
Just set your colony in an arid place with sandstone. Get some egyptian themed mods and slave/recruit any kind of furry/alien/elderich women into your harem/army

>>716252791
>David Jaffa wanted to do a true ending where Kratos becomes one of the Three Wise Men to see in the babby Jesus with a representative from the Norse and Egyptian pantheons
Would've been a lot more memorable than the Cuck of War shit that they went with instead. You could rope in his little brother that become one of the first abrahamic demons after the Spartans yeeted him off a cliff Heihachi style.

dog?

>>716253215
Dog!

>>716253215
>>>/trash/

>>716251931
I mean it's fairly nebulous concepts, "white" is more of a modern identity for americans and is more of a social denomer than anything, since they were calling irish and italian non white not too long ago, so it's more of an anglo-saxon germanic centric word that's mainly used for anglo superiority, with a lot of political complexities around why arabs are white and all such, but ultimately it's more of a moder anglo american term than anything, and "aryan" holds different meaning in a white supremacist nazi context and in a historical context, the "aryan" (indo iranian) and the indo european people both originate from the yamnaya culture but have been long separated, in more of a historical context aryan mainly just refers to iranian (iran also just being a different spelling of aryan) people, while europeans didn't call themselves aryan, then of course nazi germany picked the term up and started using it as more of a word referring to any people who originate from yamnaya culture (technically it's wrong though since aryan refers to the group of yamnaya that went to iran, while the other yamnya that went to europe weren't called aryan)
so ultimately in actual context "white" means something very different from the nazi concept of "aryan" which is in itself an incorrect use of the word since historically "aryan" again means something else, what you want "white" and "aryan" to mean is probably "people who originate from the yamnaya culture" but there isn't really a good catch all term for that, "white" is closer as a general concept but of course the way it's used doesn't reflect that, the nazi "aryan" is also pretty close to it, but again it's just incorrect, aryans are just one group of people who originate from the yamnaya culture, but not all of them

>>716251240
Depends, i need to see her nipples, palms and soles first. Her skin is dark enough to get me hard, and i don't mind brown nipples in the slightest, but the soles and palms need to be the same color as the rest of her skin.

>>716253178
Isn't he jewish? What would he care about that heretic rabbi?

>>716250729
WHEN THE LIFE GIVER DIES ALL AROUND IS LAIIIID WASTE

>>716252715
>Im not racist when im HORNY

>>716253357
>"white" is more of a modern identity for americans
>americans
>white

>>716253035
>Egyptians dabbed on them
Ramses is the real reason why we know about them in such detail desu. Right down to the individual tribe names and their descriptions. If he didn't woop their asses twice on the river they would remain a boogeyman lost to the history books.

Ancient Egyptians fucked animals

>>716253503
there is 0 evidence of this

>>716253525
I was there. Ancestral memory.

>>716253525
There's plenty of evidence of it

>>716253178
I can see it:
>witnesses a happy family
>becomes extremely angry
>rips Joseph's head off
>suplexes baby Jesus
>blames Zeus

>>716253606
provide some

>>716250260
Greeks weren't white. Dilate.

>>716253413
>do three games systematically dismembering three major pantheons of the ancient world
>go off to see the next one in as a lone survivor of your own
It's not like you could go full Japanese forcing a timeline switch where Jesus is getting sent down the river to avoid Kratos mid frenzy. Otherwise you can skip that portion entirely running along the Silk Road to go and kick the shit out of Sun Wukong and the Jade Emperor.

bros... why cant egypt be real

>>716251612
Im 23 my life is already over.

>>716250260
"Egyptians where White!" So some nigger tier we wuzzery that will never not make me laugh pigskins pretending to be my people is hilarious

>>716253642
Okay, gimme a minute

>>716253927
>Pharah will never be your wife

Dominions actually has an Egyptian themed nation of lizardmen. They fucked up and created the skeleton apocalypse in the middle age by teaching death magic to the Romans, who then tried to resurrect Jesus.
Middle age Ctis gets big sacred sobeks and death/nature. One of the better nations in the era.
Late age gets shitloads of death/fire and is borderline broken with their freespawn skeleton cobras.

>>716254108
YWNBE

>>716253720
there's also this to consider, greeks and romans aren't direct descendants of the yamnaya culture, so if we were to define "white" as the descendants of the yamnaya (germanics, slavs, iranians) then greeks, romans and celts wouldn't be included in that "white" since while they mixed with different populations of yamnaya descendants they themselves aren't directly yamnaya, and maybe people feel that deep down on some genetic level, they're not sure how to put it into words but they have an intrinstic instinct that they (yamnaya people) are different from the non yamnaya (greeks, romans, irish), it just gets confusing when yamnaya call themselves white and then say that greeks and irish and italians aren't white, like what do you mean? their skin color is white enough? and they're both caucasian type people, but at it's core when yamnaya people say "white" they mean other yamnaya, they just don't know how to put it into words

>>716254108
Your people are Ottoman

>>716250017 (OP)
Me on the left.

>>716254416
>yamanya calling themselves the true whites
>when they arrived well after the fall of the fingolians and atlantians who preceded them by a few thousand millennia
Wew

middle kingdom > old kingdom > new kingdom > amarna period > ptolemaic egypt > achaemenid egypt >>>>>>>> islamic egypt >>>>>>>>>>>>>> african humid period egypt > eocene underwater egypt > hyksos egypt

ERMOR FUCKING SHITS RUINED EVERYTHING

>>716254880
Aside from Ireland are there any people of Atlantian descent left?

>>716250130
Imagine the smell

>>716254426
Didn’t Yurop make Turks honorary whites? Lol

>>716254880
>>716254998
Can you explain the Irish = Atlantian thing?

>>716251870
I got excited when that fake escort site had her on it. It’s not fair bros…

>>716255224
i hope she does nudes someday, that would be epic

>>716255224
>not just getting AIKA and pretending she's the same thing
Ngmi

>>716255050
Apparently in Ptolemaic Egypt women would put little cones of scented grease on their heads and let it melt there, releasing the fragrance. It probably smelled nice.

>>716254880
silliness aside, there have been people in europe before the yamnaya arrived from modern day russia, such as the celts, minoans, etruscans etc, so it is sort of ironic that the yamnaya would call themselves the true europeans when they arrived to europe later than some of the other people on the continent, such as the greeks, romans and celts, but granted generally speaking the yamnaya are a lot "whiter" in terms of physical features than the non yamnaya in europe, so they calling themselves the "true whites" isn't off from the truth, however it is a pretty yamnaya thing to roll up to a place and then declare yourself to be the defining civilisation of it, calling themselves the "europeans" and the "americans" when of course they were nowhere near to be the fist to inhabit those places

>>716250017 (OP)
Why isnt there porn games with OP's image as a premise?

>>716253317
Egyptians looked like that!

>>716250017 (OP)
Why is orientalism safe horny when it’s for brown people?

>>716251348
I also think this. I don't actually want a gf/wife/partner.
It's been too long for me and I don't want to give up my comfortable shut-in life. I've recognized that my desire for a woman is simply due to the biological need to procreate.
It would make me evil, more than necessary, to ruin a woman's life and also mine with how poorly I would function as a father.
Better to just jackoff and forget about women since I have nothing to offer but a bit of money.

>>716255209
Ireland was said to home to a surviving race of giants that came from Hyperborea in the far north. All micks descended from them were said to have godlike prowess like Cú Chulainn.

>>716253397
>, but the soles and palms need to be the same color as the rest of her skin.
why do you hate pale soles?

>WE WUZ
Nah, fuck that. They're either a lighter shade of brown or white.

>>716255538
Slaves of Rome gets pretty close to it. There is one character that has a such a good VA that she mogs the rest by a country mile. If only the actual game wasn't slapdash as fuck in its execution.

>>716255838
lol lmao

>>716253357
Everyone knows what a "Black person" is. Everyone knows what an "indian" is. It's only when Whites come up that all of a sudden their race doesn't actually, but all the others do. Fuck you White=Aryan=European.

>>716256101
>Voice acting in a porn game

No thanks

>>716256095
They were both, either black, brown or white, you dumb faggot just google it yourself

>>716256169
irish, italians, and ib*rians arent white, seamus

>>716250260
>Ancient Egypt was white.
Faggots unironically acting like literal niggers will never not be funny.

>>716256169
are jews "white"?

>>716255351
Celts are indo-european the retardation is off the charts here.
https://youtu.be/aQ283N_ZdKY?si=M9twJ5iWAzEMX0jd

>>716256309
You keep telling yourself that Billy Bob Jones

>>716256169
are pakis and bangladeshis "indian"?

>>716251240
Cat women don't do it for me unless it's Catwoman from Batman Returns

>>716256369
Only when there's money involved

>>716256369
No

>>716256435
Yes they are from Indian subcontinent aren't they? Injuns would be called "Ameroindians".

>>716256635
*Amorindians

>>716256404
your video is just retarded, celts have lived in modern day switzerland before the yamnaya arrived from rus

>>716256309
....

>>716256635
"Listerine injuns"

>>716252715
Principles are good and all, but if a cute, young brown innocent girl came to you all curious and giddy, tits flopping, bush visible. would you
>Protect your virginity
or
>Colonize her

>>716252715
because you're an untrustworthy nigger, anon.

>>716255918
Reminds me of niggers.
I literally moved to a nigger-free country as soon as i could afford it.

>>716256635
walk up to a paki and call him indian lmao, let's see what happens

>>716256558
why?

>>716250017 (OP)
Because desert is a boring setting for a game.

>>716257134
Maybe in your country they don't allow self defense, but they do in mine. I'm not afraid of some 5'2 paki faglet.

Sekhs with Sekhmet

>>716257331
>everyone knows what "indian" is
>walk up to a paki and call him indian then
>already knows that this will lead to a fight
seems like not everyone knows what "indian" is then, even the so called "indians"

>>716257134
what's he gonna do, throw acid at me? Sorry, not a defenseless woman

>ywn be a Roman centurion relaxing on the banks of the Nile with your new Egyptian slave-wife after conquering Egypt with your bros.

>>716257448
>everyone knows what "indian" is
>are pakis indian?
>yes
>then call a paki indian
>knows he'll get acid thrown in his face
kekekekeke

>>716257581
Oh I'm not even involved in this argument, I just wanted an opportunity to insult pakis

>>716252828
i can't believe the ramlethal phenotype used to be real...

>>716257201
As you can see on this map Jews genetically distinct from everyone else while there is some crossover due to selective cross breeding with the various groups they've dwelt amongst. They still hold the genetic markers that tell us they're jewish.

>>716257553
by the time of the roman empire egypt was already just a tourist spot where romans and greeks were visiting to look at the ancient buildings and hieroglyphs on the walls, at that point it has been under greek rule for centuries, and under persian rule for centuries before that, there's probably native egyptian people left to some level but generally speaking it was a tourist spot ran by greeks with a lot of persian merchants, and the "roman conquest of egypt" was also fairly complicated, since it was a civil war between two roman generals (octavian and mark anthony) with the egyptians (cleopatra) supporting mark anthony, but then octavian won the war and annexed egypt, but it was technically under roman rule anyways with mark anthnony, just not formally, so the annexation of egypt wasn't exactly "roman centurions rolling in and enslaving people" but more like octavian winning a civil war against mark anthony who was supported by the ptolemaics (cleopatra) and then egypt got formally annexed on paper, but at that point egypt was already just a tourist spot for roman tourists anyways

>>716257431

>>716257781
they look pretty white to me

>>716258106

>>716258045
to me it seems like you do understand that they don't consider themselves to be the same people, how hard is it to understand that "whites" also don't all consider themselves to be the same people

>>716257082
Post non now

Is this the newest discord raid psyop to push the "anti-woke fatigue "? Not the first thread they've done it
>>716250260

>>716258239
There are various Ethnicites within any given race retard. IE Asians=Japs/Chinks/Koreans etc

>>716258629
>It's only when Whites come up that all of a sudden their race doesn't actually, but all the others do.
retard, you're moving goalposts now, retard, that's not what you initially said retard, south asians don't agree all agree on what "indian" is, europeans don't all agree on what "white" is, this isn't hard to understand unless you have permanent victim complex like a tranny sjw

>>716258629
oh and of course it's relative among blacks too, jamaican pitch black bantu niggers call blacks with slightly lighter skin tones "white boy", blacks are also giga autistic and giga racist against people that they consider less black than them, this happens everywhere, stop crying like a little snowflake bitch

>>716258901
All european agree what white are anon
White = All Euros from Anglos to Persians, jews would too but they are spiritually white
Aryan = Nordic, Germans, Anglos, non slavic Balkans, Most Turks, Persians, Honorary: Japanese and Indonesians

>>716258901
You can say whatever you want you emotional faggot, doesn't change the science.

>>716259135
>aryan = white!
>but slavs aren't aryan
>but they're white, and turks are aryan, but not white and
>and jews are spiritually white, despite having desert nigger religions, but not physically white, despite looking white
kekekkekekekekeke
>>716259206
the science where you can't even decide where to put slavs kek

>>716259315

>>716259479
I accept your concession