Thread 716300706

Reminder that the UK is implementing a cooming loicence tomorrow that would ban 4chan and any niche smaller site that can't comply, and a vidya and screen time loicence is coming next.
Something similar will be coming to the US and EU too, the ruling class hate you and don't even want you to shitpost or have fun

>>716300706 (OP)
all pornography should be banned in society

>>716300706 (OP)
germany invented this on a small scale too, that's why steam blocked all adult games in germany. they'd rather lose customers than comply with doxxing laws, but if more countries implement this everyone gets fucked eventually

I've seen this exact same post multiple times over the years and the bongs are still here

>>716300757
Aight Jebediah I thought you weren't supposed to use electronics

>>716300806
Because every time they try somthing like this they don't realise how fucking stupidly impossible to enforce it is.

>>716300706 (OP)
this dystopia is so fucking boring

>>716300706 (OP)
/v/ideo games?

How long until countries just start banning the internet altogether
Some shitholes already do it when the people start rioting
Boy I can't wait

>>716301152
Well the internet was originally a military invention

>>716301152
As soon as people start using internet to organize rich people hunts.

>>716300757
cell phones should be banned in southeast asia

>>716301152
I thought this was UK banning the internet
their guidelines for contentious content covers fucking everything

>>716300706 (OP)
>this time for sure!
*yawn* nothing ever happens

>>716300706 (OP)
>be me
>30
>wank site wants me to take my picture to just verify my age and definitely not save my picture to blackmail me into stabbing up a school unless I want my history of Slannesh-tier porn be exposed on X and be publicly shamed by the King
>get rejected anyway because babyfaced when shaved
>SAS storms my parent's house and shishkebabs them with assault butter knifes for letting their underage son of 30 trying to access a porn site
>meanwhile I hear my Asian neighbours from Algeria running a train on a woman without her express consent
>such is life in Bongistan

>>716300706 (OP)
Is this real?

>>716301261
Why would you shave knowing this law is coming?

>>716300757
Only if the kikes are subject to the same rules and if they're applied indiscriminately, meaning no more diddling kids too. :)

>>716300757
>society

>>716300706 (OP)
I don't believe their goal is to improve morale and decency, most likely it's porn tax at this point. Will this extend to game too?

>>716300757
This isn't just for pornography. You have to ID for any nudity and "political" themes, such as negatively talking about immigrants.

What the fuck is wrong with British people

>>716300706 (OP)
>unlock the secret to lucid dreaming
>coom like an absolute madman to the vilest shit my brain can conjure
>all within the privacy of my mind
What are you gonna do? Stop me from dreaming?

>>716301335
Maybe people look shit with a beard and they know it?

>>716300757
cant wait till ALL porn is illegal. will make finding truly heinous porn so much easier when a huge unregulated black market emerges

>>716301447
>all within the privacy of my mind
>he doesn't know

>>716301426
Centuries of inbreeding.

>>716301426
>What the fuck is wrong with British people
British? This is coming in August for the EU too and will be done by 2027. It's because children shouldn't be toxicity online, such as saying the nword or the rword or the cword, so any website that allows the usage of slurs and other hate are +18 now.

USBs about to make a huge surge.

>>716301426
age demographics like japan so the only things that get pushed politically are things that sound good to geriatrics

>>716300706 (OP)
>no longer good enough
WHY?

>>716300706 (OP)
Two more weeks

>>716301481
>glownigger tries to invade my inner sanctum
>is immediately morphed into a onahole
>thanks to superior coom-control the torment will last hours

>>716301426
the british government is full of the most stereotypical old cunts you can imagine, i doubt half of them even know how to use a keyboard.
it's also a way to monitor citizens under the classic "think of the children" excuse.

>>716300757
No it shouldn't, and fuck you. That's what parents are for, everyone else shouldn't suffer just because some people can't do their fucking job properly

>>716301276
No es fake, even the Big Black Cock says it's real
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1k81lj8nvpo

>>716301649
What they don't understand is that the internet is not a big truck.

>>716301426
Country ran by old men that don't get that making anti-family policies prevent young people from starting families and getting busy raising those families.
Allowing the problem to spiral into what we face now, with these idiots being so divorced from common day-to-day life that they think doing things like this are helpful or gonna work by any legitimate measure.
My government has always been corrupt and stupid but we've been scraping the bottom of the well for the last fifteen or so years.

I hate them, truly I do.

>>716301261
>bike wheel gets found in your loft
Entirely deserved, another dangerous criminal doing porridge.

>>716301426
they have a house of lords.
they don't even hide the fact they're ruled by a small elite that holds nothing but contempt for their own population.

>>716301426
This shit's coming to every red States too.

>>716300706 (OP)
It's depressing just hearing about Britain all the time. Imagine living there.

>>716301426
The EU is planning it too, the USA has similar laws for porn hub, and it's also affected that Denpa games thing, and let's not forget that it's America companies causing this no internet porn worldwide shit.
This isn't limited to one country and you are a fucking fool if you think it's not going to spread unless it gets stamped out now.

>>716300706 (OP)
So are Brits going to use vpn or other means to bypass government restrictions to visit 4chan from now on? I am unfamiliar if 1st world have to deal with blocks. Living in authoritarian shithole I 've been used to it for a while but for you guys it might be something new.

>>716301849
Do kids have too much access to pornography? Yeah, probably. Can the government actually force the implementation of laws that prevent them from accessing pornography? Fuck no.
Unfortunately the only real solution would be implementing a parenting license test you need to pass before you are allowed to give birth.

>>716301568
Parents are getting lazier and stupider, and that's literally everybody else's problem! Now stand still for your mugsho- I mean internet porn loicense picture, criminal scu- I mean citizen!

>>716301426
The people don't want this.
The government does, because it is another step towards Digital ID and social credit stuff.

the summary of the Act intentionally burdens online sites and services with "a range of new duties"
almost like some sort of tax levied onto subjects that don't conform to their rules

>>716300706 (OP)
Every time I hear from the UK is some insanely dystopic thing.

>>716302135
It'll go through, and be ignored.
Or it'll piss people off enough to do something about it.

>>716302160
It's not just the UK >>716301849
Same time next year, that shit will be the new norm worldwide.

>>716302135
>pic rel

Rent free, mutt. Go get raped and skinned alive by beaners and latinx.

Finally being pushed to get a VPN, I hear Mullvad is good.
Only issue will be if I can't access 4chan while on it since they block/ban VPNs on here. What a shitty situation all round.
(That is if 4chan does anything to block UK users - considering all that goes on here, I would assume that if our govt HAD the ability to fuck with the site they would have already. It might just be that this place ignores it entirely and our govt just seethe.)
>>716301859
Yeah man it fucking sucks. "It's shit, it's supposed to be shit, if you don't like it fuck off" is very much the attitude of the day.

>>716300757
It should be illegal to not be working 20 hours a day and paying infinite taxes the government.

>>716301426
Dont listen to retards telling you this is the fault of 'old men' or 'Christians'.
This shit is entirely the precedent set by one Tony Blair and his class of technocratic globalists.
The deep state is also loaded with non-British.
No one here asked for digital ID, needless to say.

>>716302009
>please verify your identity with a photo
>hold up a picture of Kier Starmer

>>716301849
just move to another state

>>716302213
I fucking hate boomers so hard it's unreal.

>>716302160
Even the copypastas weren't dystopian enough

>>716300961
Its literally a case of appealing to the pearl-clutchers

Its like they had the porn pass idea roughly 10 years back and that bill supposedly went through but nothing ever came of it because it would cost too much, even though it was potentially a new revenue stream for the government

They really are so incompetent that half of these orwellian laws exist on paper only and aren't enforced

>>716300706 (OP)
Even fucking r*ddit requires a loicense now. Why does everything keep getting shittier?

>>716301426
>fucked up South Africa
>fucked up North America
>fucked up the UK
Anglos are a plague.

>>716302272
You can use VPNs if you pay for a pass can't you? Will I even have a way to buy a pass if one morning I wake up and 4chan is blocked?

maturetube blocked me for the first time today. I am perturbed to say the least.

>>716300706 (OP)
As a Brit, I wish the world would just tell us to fuck off, and not comply with our bullshit.

>>716302272
>if 4chan does anything to bloick UK users
Might end up getting blocked on the ISP side due to govt pressure, like the pirate bay is for many of them.

Why can't we just make our own internet?

When did everything suddenly turn against NSFW stuff?

Time to emigrate to China.

>>716302372
>Humphrey Throckwaddle III

if facebook, twitter, and reddit all pulled out of the UK from this, the bill would be repealed in a week

>>716302530
Pirate bay died a millenia ago you idiot, those other sites are fake or just using the namesake.

>>716302567
The vax turned everyone insane

how do you enforce screen/game time in the "free world" where I can just install loonix?

>>716302524
They do but at this point they are just going to blanket block British IPs from ever touching such sites after trying for so long

>>716302608
>in a week
in hours

>>716302546
I remember /g/ setting up something with voluntarily hosted dishes

>>716300757
Yes! And I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it. I should be given legal rights to ban things according to my own whim. This authority should soon expand to other areas of life, such as wrong-think.

If it transpires this actually affects me I'll just immediately buy a VPN. Wish I knew how to find out who I need to vote for to stop retarded shit like this though
>>716302530
I think I've had this on some mobile networks already. One I've got now works though

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903
reminder to sign this

>>716300757
yeah bro that is doing wonders in India after all...

>>716301426
They read Orwell as an instruction manual

>>716302567
So you spend less time in front of the screen and more time perishing in wars.

Worldwide this, worldwide that
Some shitty country will figure out lack of restrictions means big bucks and become a fucking bizarro world porn haven. Use a Dongistan proxy to access a site hosting their shit in Dongistan and wow look at all this porn.
People jump through more hoops for less shit than jacking off

>>716302567
Easy target that people are unwilling to openly defend. Add in that young people of voting age, the types that are most likely to raise a stink about things, are weird, sexless prudes that might even support this, and you have a good enough answer. It does feel like the dominoes have been falling really quickly though.

>>716302706
>mewl to your government
Mold man wrecked everyone's minds
Reminder that SKG is the product of researching exactly which kind of petition actually COMPELS an action from government and that no petition matters besides those

>>716302821
classic british 'nothing ever works, let's just keep a stiff upper lip and wallow in our own misery' post

>>716302448
You will own nothing. You will access nothing. You will eat ze bugs and work in ze factory.

>>716302013
I don't know why they don't just go the other way with this shit. It's not even hard.
Someone could absolutely clean up with some serious fuck-you money, just by putting out phones that by default only whitelist children's sites, and have some form of cloud-based parental control(so kid can't just do it themselves without accessing parent's account) to whitelist new sites.
Yeah, tons of hyperlinks would be dead space, but you pair that with a company-owned search engine that likewise only indexes kids sites and is pretty strict on maintaining it, and you've got a license to print money.

>>716302864
Not british, you stupid shitskin, learn how your government works, wherever you are.

>>716302705
>Wish I knew how to find out who I need to vote for to stop retarded shit like this though
Nobody, no party exists that isn't gonna try and do this exact thing.

>>716302651
Simply just block access because no windows.

Not even AI is safe...

>>716302705
>vooting
HAHAHAHAHA
He still thinks the answer is political

>>716302949
civit's pulling access soon too, if they haven't already

>>716302895
Because companies want access to kids. To like watch their videos and shit I mean.

>>716302937
block access to what? i get the interwebs part, but how can they stop me from marathoning a jrpg on an emulator? is this just about the "live service" shit?

>>716300706 (OP)
>turn on vpn
problem solved. can only imagine how much money cunts the cunts in government wasted discussing and implementing this

>>716300706 (OP)
based
UK surveilance state finally doing some good
>>716300757
and nothing of value would be lost

>>716303112
What will you do when you can no longer post here?

>>716300706 (OP)
Alright, what VPN should I use?

>>716300706 (OP)
>Don't have a webcam
Lol

>>716302448
What bugs me here
>look up something online
>often find the answer in some random reddit thread
>turn on vpn
>fuckers want me to login just to use my vpn
I gave in and made a throw away account.
Before, I'd turn my VPN on and off as needed, not i stays on but with split tunnelling so I can still post here.
On the off chance they ban 4chan, then'd rather fucking get a 4chan pass than hand out my ID.

>>716302706
I signed it, but I think until this negatively harms several politicians, they won't walk this back. old people need to start being booted from politics after a certain age.

>>716302949
Chub too, although they instead just hide NSFW cards and have a message at the top telling you it's because of UK law and to use a VPN.
Also
>janitorai
Nobody should be using this shit sites like OpenRouter and SillyTavern anyway.

>>716303248
>no webcam verification no internet
kek

>>716303171
Finally be free

>>716303112
>some good
And what good is that? This won't lower the rate of sexual assault or improve morale and decency of the people because it no way effect the majority of the people who commit the crime.

I'm betting nothing will happen because enforcing this on the whole internet should be impossible, especially since its not like the Brit government will just magically know and immediately dispatch legal shit to every site that doesn't obey

>>716303282
I'd like to see them enforce that.

>>716301152
>How long until countries just start banning the internet altogether
It will happen about 3-5 years before ww3 so people couldn't share the real info

>>716302608
every single site should've banned them well ahead of deadline
UK and OFCOM literally want YOU to fork out big bux to set up an entire legal framework to protect their own fugly slag-spawn because they're too lazy and negligent to do so themselves
that's a fucking insult to me

>>716301152
The moment the internet stopped being a niche tool for nerds to talk about niche shit it overstayed its welcome. Humanity as a whole was never meant to be this interconnected, it literally breaks the average person's brain.

>>716301849
What are those republicans gonna do when they find out that porn is a jewish institution

>>716300757
>all pornography should be banned in society
Oh sure, this will totally just encompass porn and not anything they find problematic, like political opinions or slightly edgy memes. Surely they will just stick to porn.
>>716303112
>surveilance state finally doing some good
And if they find what you like to be problematic, what then?
Fucking morons, the both of you.
What happened to all the anons that could think in more than two dimensions and understand potential repercussions against them and the stuff they like? The quality of this place has gone down the shitter.

>>716303393
It gave a platform for what would be classed as the "town retards/idiots" back in the day a place to join forces. The world as a whole has become retarded because of it.

>>716303391
>Locate servers in America
>Probelm solved
Easy.

>>716303520
>It gave a platform for what would be classed as the "town retards/idiots" back in the day a place to join forces.
Governments existed before the internet though.

>>716300757
Tbh, but they will use this for censorship.

This "ruling" only bans websites from mobile devices I'm guessing? Either way I only watch VR porn now, so that's all downloaded.

>>716301426
this is what happens when you dont sudoku the people in charge once in a while

>>716303857
Nope, any device.

What's the difference between bongland and China?

>>716303363
This isn't the first time they tried this shit and it'll tank in the exact same way.

>>716304050
China knows how to deal with muslims.

>>716304050
China has good, affordable trains

>>716304050
China is far more clear in their censorship policies, because they're not trying to hide that they're doing it

>>716303507
>What happened to all the anons that could think in more than two dimensions and understand potential repercussions against them and the stuff they like? The quality of this place has gone down the shitter.
I think governments should regulate things that are clearly a public health concern
porn is ruining lives and it should be heavily regulated
like any addictive substance
>And if they find what you like to be problematic, what then?
I'm not worried about that slippery slope. you can claim that about any government regulation. we trust them as long as they're clearly regulating the right things
if that changes we can have that conversation

>>716304046
So it's a psyop to make everyone buy a VPN?

>>716304273
>Trusting government ever
Anon...

>>716304273
>we trust them as long as they're clearly regulating the right things
You think requiring a 3D scan of your face to access a website is "regulating the right things"?

>>716304050
less machete gangs

>>716302706
>Check out other petitions
>"Grant Cornwall nation status"
Good for them

>>716304386
I'll grab my unloicensed knoife and fight the government if they ever come for my queen elizabeth commemorative fine bone china
only thing that still gets me hard after years of hardcore porn addiction

>>716304273
Lmao what's ruining lives are criminal immigrants everywhere and yids
Fucking roastie

>>716304369
Just the usual old retarded people not understanding anything, but they want to control what you see anyway. even if it has countless dangerous risks that'll 100% cause identity theft.

>>716304273
>I'm not worried about that slippery slope. you can claim that about any government regulation. we trust them as long as they're clearly regulating the right things"
>Trusting the government in the first place.
>TRUSTING THE U.K. GOVERNMENT OF ALL FUCKING THINGS.
ISHYGDDS.

>>716300706 (OP)
teaching peasants how to read was a mistake
the bible should never have been translated from latin
now we are here

>>716300757
how about you ban the people producing it? Hmmmmmmmmm?

>>716304050
chinks send muzzies to re-education camps
bongs send bongs to re-education camps

how will mohammed and his 800,000 cousins all named mohammed post on 4chan now?

>>716300997
This desu.

We are living in a dystopia like that film Equilibrium where it illegal to have emotions.

Might just cancel my internet service if this doesn't get revoked.
The internet is getting worse every day, at this point I'm more than happy to jump ship and stay off.

Why does porn, sex, masturbation and relationships trigger glowies so much?

Are the glowies Christian exrltrmists and are trying to enforce that you are only allowed to have sex in the missionary position with the lights of with your wife after marriage and only for the purpose of reproduction?

>>716300757
but what would the browns on this board do if u banned it!

>>716305578
>I'm more than happy to jump ship and stay off
Turning off the internet wont fix your jeet infested shithole, britbong. You might as well jump ship and leave the brown island for greener pastures.

>>716305691
'porn bad' is just the excuse
The real motive is always to normalize government surveillance and censorship

>>716305785
There's literally no muslims where I live.
Why would I leave?

>>716305691
They need you to reproduce a lot so they'll have a supply of surplus males to throw into the meatgrinder in their wars in the Middle-East

>>716305848
Pretty much this. Just more government control.

>>716305862
Don't bother, retards like him think the UK is only London and Birmingham.

>>716305862
>>716306138
Give it time, britbongs.
You deserve it for being cucked anglo faggots and wont do shit