Why is heterosexuality illegal in videogames now?

>>716386605 (OP)
Peach is obviously a futa

Mario's girlfriend is Pauline

>>716386605 (OP)
So with benefits?

>>716386719
ex-girlfriend

>>716386605 (OP)
>kids are getting exposed to porn and gore at earlier ages
>entertainment keeps infantilizing their audience more and more
>now the topic of romance itself is forbidden in all children’s stories
How did this happen?

>>716387086
Writers are too butthurt about it because they can't experience it after getting exposed to porn as kids.

>>716387086
(((purely economic factors)))

>>716386719
And his wife is Rosalina.

>>716386605 (OP)
Why do you support race mixing?

He was right

>>716387086
They want people to be weak, placated and docile for the upcoming changes and status quo of the world. It starts with media, happens gradually over the years. Then big ones that nobody will fight back against out of fear or apathy, until finally it becomes accepted normality.

>>716387086
People don't even want kids to learn sex ed in school.

Nintendo threads piss me off so much

>>716388331
then stop making them

>>716387086
>children’s stories
I mean Marvel's movies are famously sexless. So that happens in a lot of adult (manchild) material too.

>>716388331

>>716386605 (OP)
Kissing a girl is fucking gay

>>716387086
Millenial degenerates and their consequences have been a disaster for internet culture.

>>716386605 (OP)
Bowser x Peach confirmed

>>716387086
>kids are getting exposed to porn
Not in Republican states anymore but of course the porn addicts on /v/ think this is a bad thing.

>>716386605 (OP)
>grown man caring about romance in children game
why are you like this?

>>716388419
It's a massive portion of the threads on this board. It's one of the biggest companies anon.

This board gives you
>murder mystery games with dark ambiance
>RPG action adventure thriller
>sexy slutty games with hot chicks
>artistic masterpiece with moving walls of color

And then in between all of that you have
>cutesy colorful nintendo character
>cutesy colorful nintendo character
it's so fucking annoying, it's like little piles of dog shit on the catalog.

Nintendo's strategy is to market children's products to "all ages" so we have 30-40 year old men talking about cutesy wootsy silly nintendo characters for a PG rating. It's fucking retarded.

>>716388673
Why are kids not allowed to see romance stories anymore?

>>716386605 (OP)
only retarded tendies and autists bewildered by character dynamics like this

>>716388673
The "heterosexuality is the only natural disposition and is the default" crowd is also the "I need every single piece of media to shove heterosexuality into everyone's faces at all times or else we'll all collectively turn into gay trannies" crowd.

>>716386605 (OP)
I don't mind bucking against the trend of male and female leads being a couple since it implies that people of different sexes cannot have fulfilling relationships outside of sex. However, I wish they'd leave existing instances of this trend alone.

>>716386605 (OP)
Because the only sex allowed is with trannies, animals and beasts

>>716388724
99% of kids don't give a fuck about that shit, and don't even pretend they do. You used to be made fun of for liking romantic shit. Do you cunts not remember cooties?

>>716388567
Maybe they should not be allowed to own a phone?

>>716388691
If it's all the same to you, we don't really prefer hyper-realistic sci-fi or medieval fantasy games, at least I don't.
I think what people prefer, or should prefer, are 2D and/or 3D cartoon mascot platformers.

>>716388691
Nintendo could market exclusively to toddlers and shitlennials would still lap it up, lets not pretend an "all ages" label is what causes this.

>>716388331
we are sorry for killing your gachaslop thread

>>716388835
The most basic, common plot device for classic stories has always been romance even if simplified down to And They Lived Happily Ever After following the hero saving the princess.

>>716388835
They do care and shipping wars prove it, r*tard.

>>716388835
Doesn’t matter, they still learn about what normal straight relationships look like from role models in stories.
Now their role models are supposed to be gay, ugly, and sexless. And you wonder why kids are developing such fucked up porn addictions and fetishes.

>>716388997
>they still learn about what normal straight relationships look like from role models in stories.
Kek, tell me your parents let the television parent you instead of doing it themselves without actually telling me.

>>716386605 (OP)
Mario x Pauline

>>716386605 (OP)
Saying they're just friends makes it more believable when they never progress the relationship for the sake of status quo

>>716388975
Shipping wars are perpetuated by the kind of kid that has no friends and gets shoved into lockers. Next you're going to tell us kids never religiously played GTA and CoD.
>r*tard
Of course it's a RETARD NIGGER zoomer saying this shit.

>>716386605 (OP)
It is done by my command to combat waifufag plague

>>716386605 (OP)
>A pleb going after nobility
Don't you see the elephant in the room here?

>>716388997
ask me how I know your parents got divorced when you were 10

>>716389035
So entertainment has zero influence on the developing minds of children?
Parents should be good role models too but nowadays half of America is divorced and many kids are being raised by single mothers. Good luck finding good role models in those families.

>>716389182
Well what other royalty is there for her to-- OOOOOOHHH...

>>716388975
>shipping wars
are you a teenage girl?

>>716388673
I don't get that mentality of >It's meant for children, who cares if it is absolute trash?
If anything, creators should give the extra mile when it's media for children, not the other way.

>>716389227
Why do you say that like it’s some kind of gotcha? Yeah my parents got divorced and it destroyed my entire family. Same thing happened to most of my friends too.

The people in this thread should hear this.
People right now are concerned with Mario and Peach because they are literally the faces of video games as a whole.
If Nintendo were to announce that they are going back to having Mario and Pauline as lovers, and that they have a daughter, the entire world would be talking about it, and almost everyone would buy Switch 2 systems.

>>716389336
>not having romance means it’s trash
you’re sounding a lot like a woman right now

>>716386605 (OP)
>tfw the entirety of the Mario franchise is revealed to be you playing a friendzoned bitch who braves the wilds of the Mushroom Kingdom to pick up your friend the morning after getting railed all night in a drunken stupor by Bowser and koopa troopers

>>716389564
And you sound like an incel.

>>716389564
That's not what I said but ok.

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Zoomies are gonna have a fucking field day with this.

>>716389393
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this anon, but your parents literally did not love you enough to maintain the illusion of a loving relationship for your young developing mind. You should blame them for growing up to be a massive fucking faggot

>>716386605 (OP)
They're just setting things up for Mario x Pauline.

>>716389584
We have actually been playing as someone who dumped his girlfriend to chase after someone who friendzones him.
But now he might go back to his old girlfriend.

>>716389731
Cool but what does that have to do with kikes propagandizing to children?

>>716386605 (OP)
Nintendo is merely reminding their autistic retard fans that they will never have sex and/or find love.

>>716386605 (OP)
I dont get the movie and the wokes, they actually had a chance to use peach, an iconic female character, to make a good story or role model for girls and use this movie that was going to be seen by almost every child to spread it, and yet, they go for the usual impossible to achieve girlboss fuckery AND emasculation of mario.
Just look at the infamous obstacle course scene
Actual empowerment story for peach;
>peach sees mario struggling
>peach admits she struggled too
>peach says people told her its not for her, shes a princess not a platformer and its okay for her to quit
>she preservers, but continues to struggle
>she eventually passes after a lot of hard work
>people who told her she couldnt do it or she should stop o face
>she keeps going, keeps doing it until its second nature to her
>she then encourages mario to not give up, and she walks him through how SHE overcame whatever issues, and helps him see ahead and get better
>they both succeed
this teaches girls its okay and normal to fail, that women are good for mothering and encouraging and supporting men, and just because you are in an industry thats "not really for you" that you can succeed, but you have to TRY.
instead they go with the girlboss
>I succeeded first try, no big deal
>then proceeds to watch mario fail, no help, just gets bored at the silly MALE and his uselessness
>cheats for him and gives him a powerup
>still fails, peach gives up and just says fuck it lets go
this teaches girls that you should succeed no matter what, no struggle, first time. Men suck and are bad, fail at everything, are dumb and useless, do it all yourself, dont help, dont teach, dont encourage. Just laugh. If you fail in life I guess youre a boy or something cause WOMEN ALWAYS WIN FIRST TRY GUYS

Feminists and their messages are annoying, but now the wokes are so brainrotted theyre missing the obvious feminist path right in front of them to push this retarded woke vision.
This didnt have to be bad.

>>716386605 (OP)
so this is what it feels like to get betrayed...

>>716386605 (OP)
What did you expect? For them to say Mario creampies Peach daily?

>>716388567
>kansas : can-sess
>arkansas : arc-an-saw

>graham : gram
>abraham : ayy-bra-ham

>craig : creg
>kek

I don't know if people cared about the Peach game, but maybe they will play this.

>>716388691
you sound really fucking insecure.
>noooo I cant enjoy anything I deem too 'cute' or something someone younger could enjoooooyyy!!

god damn you will never be a man so stop trying.

>>716389395
They'd be talking how mario is a cuck and peach was leading him on. Him going back to pauline isn't a good look for all the characters involved including pauline

>>716388835
kek, cope. Dont trauma dump the fact you had no girlfriends as a kid onto others.
I had my first gf when I was 5.

>>716390119
Kansas and gram just roll off the tongue better than kan-saw and gra-ham.

>>716390226
I think the fans on Twitter agree that Mario should go back with Pauline.
https://x.com/search?q=Mario%20Pauline&t=aQKyPhFemEVY0Wqgfk5m1g&s=09

Thread theme

https://youtu.be/2np28mC5dYg?si=E6QORQ8Dtw8b7Dvm

>>716390262
>I had my first gf when I was 5.
Whoa, just like in my /ss/ doujins!

>>716389336
same, shows like the last airbender was "for kids" and it was universally accepted to be incredible

took the kids to see puss in boots 2 and it was unironically the best movie of 2024 by far, incredible writing and art, incredible theme that probably meant more to me than it did the kids - but this is the kind of thing they will look back on in 10-15 years like I did with things of my past

the endless slop for kids is bad, and this idea of "of course its bad its for kids" only serves to allow them to be lazy hacks
no wonder zoomers are retarded, theyve had no media that made them THINK
Games are dumb and simple, no puzzles or challenge that force them to learn
shows are lame and basic, no deep thoughts or moral of the story
and we are shocked zoomers lack critical thinking skills?

>>716386680
This reminds me of a recent post I read here saying something like
>When is the last time you played a game that featured a budding heterosexual romance? Not a man and a woman who were a couple from the beginning, but something that develops throughout the course of the story?
And I thought that literally all the Xenoblade games have this, even X in several sidequests.
And plenty of other AA games too.
And I realize the real problem is that modern /v/ no matter how much it denies it only cares about mainstream AAA slop, and bitching about it all day.

>>716390306
yet when you say an english word, like nottingham, you dont say it like they do, you specifically emphasise the HAM
and no one says "ar-kan-sess" so, you know, if it rolls off the tongue better why not do it for both

southern drawl is cute. I want a guy to flip up his hat and call me a cowpoke.

>>716386708
And?

>>716390372
if only
the first serious gf was when I was IIRC 7 or 8.
this was just a kids being kids thing, little bit of hand holding and kissing and saying we are getting married

but that spawned from the fact media depicted healthy, hetero relationships as normal and so kids took that on board
now its basically banned content, unless its degenerate or gay... shocker that more kids than ever suddenly think theyre trans, an animal, or some kind of queerbomination

>>716390342
>Mario's been cucked by peach for 40 years. He needs to get with Pauline or someone
That was the very first tweet the link showed proving my point. It makes mario look like a cuck, peach a slut, and pauline would be consolation prize. Their relationship would be based around him not being able to get peach not him wanting pauline.

>>716390615
Mario literally can't handle futa Peach at her biggest

>>716390672
He'll eat a mushroom and that'll make him big enough to survive it

>>716386719
No, she fucking isn't, not since Super Mario Bros

>>716386605 (OP)
She's going to tell Mario that she actually loved bowser for a long time now and that bowser jr is her kid

>>716386605 (OP)
Why are chuds so dramatic?

>>716387086
EPI is good actually

>>716389873
If you’re letting television and video games teach your kids valuable life lessons then already bad parent and I look forward to seeing your retarded son post porn of some gay cartoon character on this Chinese basket weaving forum in a couple years

>>716388532
Bowser is a fucking turtle monster who breaths fire, you moron.

>>716390119
How is "a" pronounced?
apple
car
train

>>716390832
>he doesn't know women

>>716390832
And?

>>716388673
Why do you care about gay romance in games tranny?

>>716386605 (OP)
Go Weegee

>>716390796
you are a retard, at that age, everything the kid is interacting with is teaching them, they are literally absorbing the world around them. They are being taught whether you like it or not, you fucking retard.

the difference is when I grew up the media on tv and such were actually beneficial to me. Taught you good lessons. The issue isnt the medium, its the message inside.

If you want kids to be healthy than start killing troons and gays again.

>>716390667
I think that Mario would realize that Pauline was right for him all along, and then he will start his toy company, hire the toads to work for him, save Pauline from DK III, and then conceive his daughter with Pauline.
Pauline III will then become this generation's version of Mario after a while.

>>716389102
Mario X Pauline hasn't been a thing since 1982

>>716390832
So what?

>>716387086
Having sex is now a political ideology

>>716390510
There's barely a handful of heterosexuality in games or any media, actually. It's not that 3 years ago, one heterosexual romance was actually cemented. If you were to weigh the not-quite-a-handful of het romance against the homo, the homo would sink the country. You'd kill us all, you bitch.

>>716388532
BBC

>>716388308
People don't want kids learning about anal sex, being given condoms and encouraged to use them (I remember them telling us that they wouldn't judge or tell our parents about it back in 2006, can't imagine what it's like now), and being taught about gay/tranny shit. Parents were always naturally a bit iffy about strangers (dipshit teachers with no real qualifications) talking to their kids about sensitive topics like sex, but it wasn't considered too much of a problem until the promiscuous queer shit started to slip in.

>>716390510
It is rare to see it in Western games these days.
Usually it’s either
>no romance at all
>gays only
>multiple options (half of them are gay and most of them suck)
Metro Exodus and Jedi Survivor are the only recent examples I can think of with well written straight relationships.

>>716390862
either Ay or Ah.
The letter we use today is a merger of two older letters, which is why theres two ways to say it and some a's look different in different fonts.
sort of like how 'th' works and was once a letter of its own called a thorn, we used to use a y to depict it because it looked like a Y. This is why some words have "strange" pronunciations
The letters surrounding it change the overall pronunciation but the letter stays the same. Ah or Ay.
Apple is ah
car is ah but is cut off by the r
train is ay but is cut off by the i

glad I could walk you through things people learn in literal week 1 of school.

>>716391043
Isn't multiple options the perfect compromise?

I feel like Nintendo is teasing something.

>>716391035
retarded take
yeah, just let them figure it out on their own and get gonorrhea or pregnant at 13

>>716391150
Most optional romances in RPGs are shallow as fuck. Devs like modern BioWare and Obsidian make everyone ugly too.

>>716390869
So Peach is into beastiality?

>>716391262
Obviously

I've had enough fuck playing Bowser cucking Mario and deep dicking Peach over F-list to know they are a bit more than friends but either way she is Bowser's girl now.

>>716391262
If any of the girls are into kinks, it's Peach. Remember how in Partners in Time baby Peach got flattened into a pancake, and liked it?

>silly vidya mascots for children
</v/ starts pathologising their every move and """relationship"""

Berührt mal ne Wiese ihr Spackos lol

>>716391204
This take is retarded.

>>716391372
Art has meaning.

>>716390929
Nintendo barely covered Mario's relationship with pauline or peach I doubt they'd fill in the blanks, but even if they did this and that doesn't changed how the characters would be precieved. They can't just make people forget mario and peach by just throwing him at pauline, it's been too many years. It's like randomly having mickey and Minnie breaking up and then giving mickey a new hot gf, it would be considered a pity prize for Mickey.

>>716391035
kek what a retard
kids are having sex regardless.
most girls think about sex around age 7 to 8, and will attempt to do SOMETHING sexual, even just heavy petting, around that age - definately by 10.
since boys are not even aware of this until like 11-14, girls often end up with older boys 14+

most girls you went to school with either had sex or some form of sexual contact by the time they are 11/12 and definately by 13/14 unless they are ugly. They 100% have masturbated by 10, all of them, and they most certainly touched another body by the age of 10.

theyre going to be having sex, wanting sex, earlier than you puritains want to admit because you were a perma virgin at that age.
its better theyre safe, know what not to do, use protection and dont get pregnant. btw, girls can get pregnant at any age, even as a toddler. even at 2 years old. They are born with eggs. So giving ANYONE having sex access to condoms is better than not.

worse still is a lot of kids will do anal because they fear pregnancy or being checked (hymen) or because they want to stay a virgin and think anal doesnt count, the issue is anal causes bleeding and is way worse for spreading disease or infection.

you dont have to like it, but your conservative trad wife you want there was masturbating at 7, thinking of teacher cock at 8, and probably willingly sucked off a teen at 10. They all did.

>>716386605 (OP)
>source: some faggot on twitter

>>716391043
>gays only
Seriously, name 1 non indie thats pure homo

>>716391682
The retard's just making shit up

>>716391559
>girls can get pregnant at any age, even as a toddler. even at 2 years old.
The actual record holder Lina Medina got pregnant when she was 4.

>>716391529
That's why Mario and Peach will still be portrayed in the movies and the theme parks, just like how Rare DK is still portrayed in the theme parks.

>>716391682
The Last of Us Part 2
Horizon Forbidden West
Assassin’s Creed Shadows

>>716391837
You are mindblowingly retarded if you think those games don't have straight romances in them. How can you be so confidently wrong?

>>716391232
Dishonest take. I didn't say that sex education shouldn't exist, I said that a) queer shit shouldn't have a place in it, b) promiscuity shouldn't be encouraged, c) teachers shouldn't do shit behind parents backs, and d) it's natural for parents to be sensitive about the subject, especially when the teachers themselves aren't particularly well-trained, trustable, or accountable.
Ideally the parents themselves would teach their kids about it, but failing that in a public school setting the teachers should be broaching the subject with caution and respect, not breaking the trust of parents and liberally teaching them about perverted and promiscuous shit.
>>716391559
Don't care about your gross pedo cuck fantasies, go back to AtF.

>>716391881
The main characters are faggots that’s all that matters.

>>716391770
yes, shes noted as being the first and youngest mother who had the live child at 5

you could still get a 1 year old pregnant, it just wont live and nor would the baby, which a lot of people just dont seem to know.
Though it helps catch pedos who cum inside and then are shocked to see a baby bump with literally no way to deny it.

Either way if I was a doctor and I knew a lets say, 11 year old had a boyfriend or was sexual id give them condoms too. If I was a school board member, id argue if girls are sexually curious at 8 then we need to teach them to at least do it safely if they go along with it.
Youre not telling them to fuck, quite the opposite, its about telling them you CAN and WILL get pregnant pre-puberty, so dont fucking do it, but if you must insist at least do it safe

>>716391682
It may not have been AAA, but Senran Kagura was certainly not indie.

>>716391908
Abby is not a faggot. Her (STRAIGHT) sex scene is one of the biggest /v/ memes of the past five years

>>716391907
Can’t kids just take an online class about it without face to face interactions?

>>716386605 (OP)
Nintendo threw out their integrity for DEI bucks ages ago, people are just in denial.

>>716391952
I think encouraging abstinence and fapping in private would be better than giving them tools to enable them to be whores.

>>716386605 (OP)
>heterosexuality illegal
They literally just confirmed in your image they're FWBs

>>716391961
Abby looks and acts like a man so she might as well be.

>>716392061
>encouraging abstinence
Yeah, because THAT works. Attempting to enforce a culture of celibacy is about as effective as trying to enforce an alcohol prohibition. When you try to change human nature, it only makes things worse

Tell me
One
Uno
Ein
Nintendo game where its CANON INGAME that videogame characters from Nintendo are married.

Just ONE
Neitehr Mario, Link, Metroid , Luigi, Donkey Kong, Kirby have any relationsships.

>>716391907
A: agree, fuck faggy propaganda
B: thats not happening, you are shadowboxing. They specifically scare kids away from sex via pregnancy and STD awareness
C: parents are abusive, stupid, ignorant and retarded and dont even know a 5 year old could get pregnant, their ignorance fuels underage pregnancy and disease, and abuse of their kids. fuck them, they dont NEED to know that their kid has a c-card for free condoms
D:sure, but the teacher certainly knows more than you do about this

proven by
>Don't care about your gross pedo cuck fantasies
when presented with literal facts

cope and seethe you fucking loser, either you are a pathetic whining adult virgin or your mad your woman was sexual before you felt comfortable knowing it. People like you are bad fathers, since you refuse to accept your own daughters reality and your ignorance puts them in danger. You are why girls did lewd streams on omegle and shit, because "shes only 9 shes not even thinking about sex" and the mom never corrected you because you are an insecure man baby who hates women and their sexuality.
but chances are its the former, and you just hate women because you failed to get one, and the knowledge that they were sucking cocks long before you even held their hand upsets you more

>>716392168
Raz and Raini get married in SMRPG.

>>716392168
Olimar.

>>716392061
>abstinence and fapping in private
this is how you develop weird ass fetishes like inflation and other stuff that has nothing to do with sex

>>716392152
Funny how most men cope fine with just porn but women lose their minds when they can’t be whores and murder their babies.

>>716391973
That could help, but it's typically not even the teachers but the materials they're given to teach with that goes into the dirty and obscene shit. You've probably seen the kinds of pamphlets some schools have being posted around, some really nasty fucking shit gets green-lit by the government.
>>716392208
Dude you are really fucking gross and it comes out in the way you talk about this shit, you're not fooling anyone. Nobody with any decency talks about kids the way you do, you act like a pervert salivating over little girls being "sluts". Fucking vile.

>>716392208
How hard were you when you wrote this, you mentally ill freak?

>>716392312
not most of the men here

>>716392061
thats what they already do retard
read
>Youre not telling them to fuck, quite the opposite, its about telling them you CAN and WILL get pregnant pre-puberty
plus STD awareness, making them aware of abusers and predators etc
read again:
> teach them to at least do it safely if they go along with it.

you are literally telling them not to do it, but if they DO, then do it safe.

Telling them to abstain doesnt work, I cant even believe you said that lmao do you not have enough history to go off of why that fails 100% of the time?
encouraging masturbation in private is how you push them onto the internet into finding weird fetish shit, theyre already masturbating in private, literally every girl did by the age of 10 guaranteed.

youre not saying "heres a condom, go fuck"
you are saying "heres a condom, do not fuck, do not date older predators, do not expose yourself, do not put yourself in danger, do not get pregnant because you can and will, do not get a disease - use this if it ever happens because we know some of you will ignore our warnings anyway"

ever notice how as access to BC goes up, teen pregnancy goes down?

>>716392272
>weird fetishes
Or
>destroying your body and your ability to pair bond at an early age
Hmmm…

>>716386605 (OP)
This is for the same reason girl group idols and vr streamers will never publicly say they have a boyfriend. Otakus cannot handle their waifu NTR'ing them.

>>716392375
>>716392416
>one minute apart
hello samefag

its weird literal facts of life make you this mad and make you instantly think of pedos and sex with kids, and instantly start using words like sluts and talking about hard cocks
weird!

doesnt change the fact kids can get pregnant and need sex education to prevent this, strange, as access to sex ed goes up, STDs and teen pregnancies go down... HUH!? how?! why?! arent we encouraging sex in schools by acknowledging its existence?!

retard projecting pedo.

>>716392508
>>destroying your body and your ability to pair bond at an early age
you think weird fetishes won’t do that? lmao

>>716392463
Literally most of the men here. Most of us are mentally ill gooner shut ins who rarely even speak to women in real life, much less want to do the annoying work to try fucking one.

>>716392604
Looks like you can't count either. Too much blood going to the little head, I suppose.

>>716392604
Why did you feel the need to describe in graphic detail about how my wife was supposedly sucking off teenagers when she was 10 years old though? I don't even disagree with the idea behind your post, but you clearly have insidious ulterior motives

>>716392464
>Don’t do it!
>But if you DO do it, make sure to use these free condoms (wink)
You really don’t see the problem here?

>>716392604
Also lol I just noticed how the posts are separated by 56 seconds. It was really cool when I hacked 4chan's cooldown timer just to samefag

>>716392619
I think it’s a lot easier to cure a foot fetish than a stretched out roastie pussy.

>>716392904
>feet are the weirdest fetish he can think of
you have not been here long enough

Here is the Super Mario timeline.

>>716392836
No I dont, you are just a retard who is failing to understand this basic fucking concept
>they will do it anyway
zoomers yet again proving they lack critical thinking skills.
>b-b-but making those that do it safe means encouraging them ALL to do it!
>d-despite literally scaring them away from it over and over and over...

weirdly puritain freaks like you are why teen pregnancy is so high. Literally every single time sex ed is removed or pushed back, underage sex goes up. Every time sex ed is taught, underage sex goes down

>>716393012
The weirdest shit is impossible to achieve in real life so what’s the harm?

>>716386605 (OP)
Because heterosexuality is scary and freightening, to certain people. And therefore rightfully illegal.

>>716392416
>>716392375
Actually, they write like a woman.
Not making a judgmental call either way, just pointing that out.

>>716393146
Teaching them about safe sex is fine, giving them free condoms is retarded. You literally give every girl the temptation to be a slut as soon as you give them the ability and knowledge that they can do it without any consequences as long as they have a rubber.
It’s like giving boys loaded pistols and expecting them not to play cowboys with them.

>>716393263
Probably a male with the estrogen levels of a woman

>>716391204
You promised you would stop.

>>716392114
your mom looks like a man

>>716393193
Zoi sounds like a slur

>>716386605 (OP)
In Japan Mario loves Peach.
https://x.com/SJF1_3D/status/1948395785994793380
This censorship was done for ships, the Japanese original says that Mario loves Peach and vice versa.

>>716386605 (OP)
This isn't new though. Remember how the Koopalings went from Bowser's kids to randos he apparently picked up off the street?

Link used to visit "Healing ladies" back in the day. He also shagged Paya on botw.

Mario is just gay.

>>716386605 (OP)
If you are an adult just read between the lines.
There's no need to be explicit about characters sexual relationships in childrens videogames

>>716386605 (OP)
When the fuck has peach ever lifted a finger for Mario? Fuck her and her airs

Besides everyone knows the canon pairing is Mario and Pauline.

>>716395275
Super Mario RPG and Super Paper Mario.
MAybe in those PEach games too but I never played them so I dunno.

>>716395117
AHHHH THINK OF THE HARM THIS WILL CAUSE TO CHILDREN!

>>716387086
>kids are getting exposed to porn and gore at earlier ages
Just like alway
>now the topic of romance itself is forbidden in all children’s stories
It isn't they just want to push gay shit

>>716386605 (OP)
Right, it's specifically heterosexuality, nintendo is notoriously cool with the gays

>>716395485
Why do you need that in Mario?
I have nothing against other games doing sex stuff. But in Mario specifically? Like whats the point?

>>716396115
Why not? It’s nice for the hero to have a small reward. It gives Mario a little more character and relatability.

>>716396115
>a kiss on the cheek
>sex
Zoomers are so brain rotted

>>716396323
I'm clearly not arguing against a kiss on the cheek.
I'm arguing against the idea that Nintendo needs to explicity state that Peach and Mario have sex. The kiss on the cheek is all any non retarded adult should need to draw a conclusion, and thats fine for children to see too.
Anybody asking for Nintendo to come out and say, >don't worry guys Peach gave Mario a blowie after he saved her don't worry hes not a cuck
is a fucking retarded manchild

>>716388567
Not being able to access pornhub won't make a single lick of difference to all the whores marketing their onlyfans on tiktok, instagram, and youtube by showing off their asses and tits in thong bikinis and lingerie.

Mainstream social media is where the vast majority of kids are funnelled towards porn nowadays.

Pretty much every woman that does anything on the internet is selling porn of herself on the side these days.
Even ''''wholesome'''' frumpy nerds that review gundam toys or do warhammer painting tutorials on youtube in inch-thick sweaters are selling dicksucking videos on onlyfans now.

There's no 'protecting kids from porn' when every single dengenerate cuntoid on the internet is a pornwhore. Beyond banning the internet completely or banning women completely.

>>716396595
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Ah, wait, no, you could never bring yourself to hate porn, only the women who produce it for you

>>716396539
You’re putting words in people’s mouths. No one is asking for graphic details, just say they love each other without this ‘good friends’ sanitized bullshit. Is that so hard?

>>716396718
I've never paid a whore for anything you insipid pussy-worshipper. But I'm guessing you have by the way you leap to the defence of your beloved cumbuckets.
I'm perfectly capable of hating both whores and simps. Just like I can hate both drug addicts and drug dealers.
Faggot.

>>716396846
Who fucking cares? Everybody knows. Why do you need Miyamoto to come out and validate this completely banal piece of information?

>>716396595
God I hope Republicans try banning OnlyFans next. The seething from whores would be legendary.

>>716396718
>watching 3dpd
lmao
If all porn making sluts dropped dead tomorrow I wouldn't give a single fuck. I'd push the button to make it happen if I could. Here you are acting like they're doing some vital critical social service we simply couldn't do without!
Just you, coomer.

>>716396912
Why can’t they just say they love each other instead of using sanitized corporate language to make sure kids and manchildren aren’t triggered?

>>716396871
I seem to have hit a nerve because you immediately went to defend yourself against allegations no one actually made. Calm down and read it a few more times, and try not to get triggered this time.
>>716396991
>Here you are acting like they're doing some vital critical social service we simply couldn't do without!
Where are you people getting all this shit? Another person who is too emotional on this topic to read and instead projects all his own baggage onto my post.

I'm just saying you're a coomer, you idiot.

>>716396967
They'd never do that because it would hurt the bottom line of their beloved princesserinos.

That's why they only do half-measures shit like 'muh age verification' or what Sweden has done which is make it illegal to buy Onlyfans content but not to sell it (lmao).
So Greta can keep selling pictures of her asshole to Muhammed, Ranjeet, and Jim Davis III, but Sven isn't even allowed to watch from the corner any more.

Rather than just controlling womens' whorish behaviour which is the most direct, successful, and least-collateral-damage approach, they'd prefer to subject the entire internet to draconian anti-privacy laws to cajole and annoy men instead, and who cares how much collateral effect there is. All that matters is women are happy.
>it's the simps fault!
Maybe. But I've yet to hear a workable plan for stopping a billion anonymous simps on the other side of the world from paying western women to be shameless whores
Blaming the simps is a cowardly deflection because they know it's an impossible problem to solve.
Meanwhile solving the 'women being whores' problem by targeting the women themselves is really fucking easy.

>>716386605 (OP)
they just don't want to break audience expectations
or say anything that would make kids ask their parents questions they are not ready to deal with

the odyssey ending was funny because it kept it neutral instead of giving in to stupid fans

>>716386605 (OP)
I like how this guy is acting like Nintendo is against romance because of Mario and peach but doesn't acknowledge their other games.

>>716397331
>what Sweden has done which is make it illegal to buy Onlyfans content but not to sell it
What the fuck. This is the real end goal of feminism.

>>716395626
there's a big difference between playboy magazines and millions of hours of hi-definition hyper-specialized goon material available en masse at the tap of a finger

>>716397292
Retard. He's telling you why this legislation is fucking worthless. Timmy isn't going to pornhub or xhamster to watch porn like it's 2006. He's going to some instathot's Instagram page and going to her linked Onlyfan's page (or the rips therein on some site hosted in Brazil) to see her suck some hobo's dick. This legislation is retarded boomers being 10-20 years behind the times and patting themselves on the back for doing nothing while inconveniencing most people that are of age to watch porn more than likely and ignoring the bigger issue of social media creating a plethora of actual issues in American society. Basically, Republicans are fucking retards in the same vein as Democrats because they're composed of the same out-of-touch elite and puritanical, zealous main constituency that cheers them on when they do anything but solve any real issues with the American economy or social fabric.

>>716389584
Can tendies be any more pathetic?

>>716397532
Are Link and Zelda ever confirmed to be in a relationship?

>>716397664
I don't know what legislation you're referring to but everything you just said sounds like
>The problem isn't THESE porn sites, retard!
>It's THESE porn sites
omg totally different

You know, people who blame "society" for being an immoral influence tend to be people who themselves have vices that they don't want to admit responsibility for.
>Oh, it's not that I'm a coomer, it's all these thots who are everywhere with their female bodies, I - I mean little Timmy is helpless against them

>>716398004
The problem is retards like you who think the government is a good replacement to a parent actually doing their fucking job.

Why do kids younger than 16 have fucking smartphones that can access these sites in the first place? Why are parents so fucking tech illiterate they can't set up firewalls, blacklists, watch what they're doing on the computer and enforce set times their kids can use the computer (especially when all these solutions existed since the fucking '90s)? Surely the government should do this an not me the actual parent, because actually being a fucking parent is hard.

The fact that so many people can't even raise their fucking kids properly is how we got into this mess in the first place. Don't blame porn sites for you being a terrible parent. It's not their fault you can't control your kid and actually raise them properly.

>>716398246
>The problem is retards like you who think the government is a good replacement to a parent actually doing their fucking job.
I don't think I mentioned the government, actually. I just think you need to exercise some self-control, keep your grubby paws off of your pecker, and stop blaming everyone else for your failures.

>fictionnal characters NEED to fuck with each others!
touch some grass

>>716398330
Or you can just not be concerned with what I'm doing and be a good parent that prevents your kid from seeing shit like this in the first place. I'm not giving up shit to just because you're to lazy to be an actual parent to your child, you useless faggot. Nor should I have to.

The only failures here are your own seeing that you can't admit to being competent enough to raise a child properly and expect the world to change for your inability to rear a family in a healthy manner.

>>716398246
>Why are parents so fucking tech illiterate they can't set up firewalls, blacklists, watch what they're doing on the computer and enforce set times their kids can use the computer
Parents have to learn how to do this by themselves, there was never any classes or campaigns to teach them about it. With how fast technology has evolved different generations grew up with radically different views of how the internet works. Millennials are the first generation to really use and understand the modern internet, but most of them became extremely addicted to it and pass the same habits down to their kids.

>>716398601
It just doesn’t occur to most of them or they want to shut their kids up and avoid conflict.

>>716398492
>Or you can just not be concerned with what I'm doing
I'm not, but you seem to be very concerned with what everyone else is doing and it seems to stem from your own neuroticism.

I don't even have children

>>716395485
why does Mario have no bulge in his pants, why is he dickless because he's all smooth below the belt

>>716397563
It's an extension of the existing prostitution laws where it's illegal to buy sex, but legal to sell sex. Supposedly it's to help stop exploitation by not forcing women to do it in the shadows(while in reality still making it so they have to meet up with criminals to do their work, and commit tax fraud by earning money, and face eviction if they ever get caught). It's a weird thing the Swedish government likes to do where it tries to mask it's old school conservative policies with progressive virtue signaling.

For some reason that nobody understands, they decided to classify selling digital sex acts as prostitution as well. So they fall under the same laws.

>>716386605 (OP)
So does that mean all those "Peach is happily married to Bowser and Mario is a stalker sex pest" NTR shitpost fanarts are actually canon?

>>716398925

Unlike your poor attempt at projection and gaslighting is insinuating, I really don't care what you do so long as you leave me alone and let me be. People that I don't know about aren't important to me so long as they don't tell me what to do or bother me.

I just don't want moral busybodies like you telling me what I can and can't do, especially when they themselves know they aren't doing it or planning on doing it. That's what westoid women do and westoid women are retarded children. Imagine thinking being a retarded child is the way you should act.

>/v/ when nintendo confirms bayonetta is not, in fact, gay
>HAHAHA LOOK AT THE TRANNIES SEETHING OVER IT
>/v/ when nintendo confirms that mario and peach are not, in fact, fucking eachother every day
>THIS IS AN ATTACK ON THE HETEROSEXUAL WHITE MEN SUCH AS MY SELF ORCHESTRATED BY THE DASTARDLY JEWS WHO WANT TO TURN ME INTO A GAY TRANNY KEKOLD

>>716399454
>Unlike your poor attempt at projection and gaslighting is insinuating, I really don't care what you do so long as you leave me alone and let me be
You literally repeatedly told me what to do based on some assumptions that came out of nowhere
>I just don't want moral busybodies like you telling me what I can and can't do
Right, you just want to tell women and parents and children and the government what to do, without anyone telling you you can't

Funny that you decry me for being a "moral busybody" for telling people to pluck out their own eye if it causes them to sin, but not the people who would rather just mass execute all women who put titty pics on the internet

>>716391043
All vidya games should be harams only with woman who lust only for my cock. No men, that's gay.

>>716399754
Conservatives are never critical without being hypocritical

>>716392619
I don't think I've ever seen a person who purposely inflated themselves or get eaten alive by a snake (purposely).

>>716392168
>tell me one nintendo game where it's canon that a character is married
Fire Emblem Awakening (marriage is a part of the plot)
Pikmin (main character is already married before the game starts)
Breath of the Wild (an entire town's major side quest is dedicated to getting a couple married)

>>716386605 (OP)
pathetic

>>716399885
>You literally repeatedly told me what to do based on some assumptions that came out of nowhere

I don't have tome to listen to your life story and IO don't care to. I have an image of the type of person you are because of the retarded way you type and reason. I don't care if it's accurate or not.

>Right, you just want to tell women and parents and children and the government what to do, without anyone telling you you can't

Yes because they have no business telling me what to do. Women because they're the ones selling this shit in the first place and can avoid it if they don't like it. Parents because they should actually do their job and protect their kids form it instead of putting it on someone else. And the government has no business telling me what to do or look at so long as it isn't any sort of illegal pornographic material.

>Funny that you decry me for being a "moral busybody" for telling people to pluck out their own eye if it causes them to sin,
I think you should apply that in your own life and stop failing to proselytize to people who don't care for an anonymous person's input on their life. That's the same thing as armchair activism and it's just as ineffective compared to actually helping someone you know with a porn addiction IRL. You'd have to be an utter retard to think you have any authority or opinions worth actually practicing on an anonymous imageboard dedicated to very impure activities (as seen by the multiple porn boards on this site). Maybe you should practice what you preach instead of idly pretending to do so. That's a sin according to the Jesus' own words.

>but not the people who would rather just mass execute all women who put titty pics on the internet

They're not going to do shit. It's the Internet, not real life. Shittalking and idle threats are nothing new here. Maybe you should separate the two and treat them like different things like any halfway functional adult.

>>716386605 (OP)
>Why is heterosexuality illegal in videogames now?
it's not? Peach is fucking Bowser

>>716386719
wrong, her pussy is for big dong only

>>716400403
>I have an image of the type of person you are because of the retarded way you type and reason. I don't care if it's accurate or not.
Clearly
Why bother with your whole post then?
>Yes because...
lol
You're a hypocrite, plain and simple, and that is actually visible from your words, not just "an image of a type".
>I think you should...
>Maybe you should...
>Maybe you should...
I think you should stop talking now, hypocrite.

>>716400663
>Why bother with your whole post then?
Because I'm allowed to do whatever I want to, fag. Deal with it.

The rest of this post is basically just you coping and projecting by calling me something I'm not, so there's no real need to bother when even you concede you're full of shit.

>>716391232
>pregnant at 13
That would increase the birth rate.

>>716399754
mario self inserters are so weird. they get so buttmad when I post bowserxpeach pics. like you aren't mario dude. you aren't getting cucked

>>716400762
*For Africans and Indians.

>>716399940
Tranny

>>716400760
>Because I'm allowed to do whatever I want to
Right, the poorest defence of anything, ever. "I'm allowed to". There's no point to any of it, but there's no law preventing you, so at lest there's that.
>you coping and projecting by calling me something I'm not
>I have an image of the type of person you [...] I don't care if it's accurate or not.
Jesus, no end to your hypocrisy, is there?

All I did was point out all the time you explicitly told me what I should do. Did I project those?

>>716400543
And then she dumps him, Kong goes full incel and kidnaps her

>>716392152
>enforce an alcohol prohibition
works in the islamic world
Alcohol consumption also went down during prohibition.

>>716386605 (OP)
the issue here isn't actually heterosexuality. it's class. it's illegal for a peasant like mario to be with a rich woman like peach

>>716401103
>Alcohol consumption also went down during prohibition.
No shit, really? Tell me more.

>>716400972
This isn't an academic debate. I don't have to accurately picture you and your actual views to understand what you're saying. You sound like a moral busybody who is too lazy and retarded to do the bare minimum to properly protect and raise your kids from bad outside influences, ergo I'm going to assume you are exactly that. If you aren't that's not my fucking problem, cupcake.

>Right, the poorest defence of anything, ever. "I'm allowed to".
It's not a defense. It's a fact. I don't have to defend my behavior to anybody, least of all some pretentious faggot I don't even know. If you don't like it, eat shit and die.

>>716401103
Their lust prohibition didn't work too well though, did it? Considering how many rapists and pedophiles there are in those countries

>>716396967
Chinas seems to ban it.

>>716401216
>This isn't an academic debate.
Clearly.
>I don't have to accurately picture you and your actual views to understand what you're saying.
Well, if not that, what do you need? Because maybe understanding what I'm saying would help this conversation along a little.
>If you aren't that's not my fucking problem, cupcake.
Yes but I'm sure you can see it's also not mine. It's not anyone's, in fact. You're just flapping your gums.
>It's not a defense.
Yes, true, there is absolutely no justification for your bullshit. You're just an idiot who likes to hear himself talk.

>>716401324
It's just their culture.

skimmed the thread until i found posts that made me mad

mario and pauline are the same race
daisy is biracial
everything else is interracial

>>716400543
Among primates, humans have the biggest penis and are also the second ones that last the most during intercourse.

The rest of primates' penises are about 3 cm long and their intercourse lasts at most a minute. Humans on the other hand have gigantic penises in comparison and we last about five times more, on average.

Our females are also the most fertile, with their ability to be impregnated at any point of their adult life instead of a few months per year, and amongst the few female primates that have recreational sex frequently.

Mario has a bigger penis and lasts longer than DK.

Also what kind of fucking retard puts watermarks on AI slop?

>>716388442
James Bond movies no longer contain sex. It's not just about Marvel, sex is relegated to specific movies in specific contexts.

>>716402229
Do you want that crinkly old man fucking these women?

>>716401908
>Well, if not that, what do you need? Because maybe understanding what I'm saying would help this conversation along a little.
I don't want to understand you. You're some random faggot in God knows where with opinions I disagree with in a thread that will die by the end of today. Understanding your POV is beyond worthless and I don't really care to give credence to your moronic worldview.

>Yes but I'm sure you can see it's also not mine. It's not anyone's, in fact. You're just flapping your gums.
So why keep talking to me? You're more guilty of this than I am seeing that you could've just fucked off and I wouldn't have bothered to respond to you when it has become clear that we have opposing viewpoints that won't be reconciled, yet you constantly think that I'm going to budge for some no name turd on the Internet.

>Yes, true, there is absolutely no justification for your bullshit.
The only one spouting bullshit is you, queermo. No one is telling you to act like some moral guardian for the kids on a site known for pornographic material and generally shit that's not appropriate for kids. If you'd actually believed what you were saying, you wouldn't be on this site and you would be doing your apologetics in the real world, where it actually matters. Instead, you are a keyboard crusader pretending that he's doing God's work.

>You're just an idiot who likes to hear himself talk.
LMAO. That's fucking rich coming from a dullard like you, who can't even practice what he preaches.

>>716402320
The new Bond is the youngest one ever (18 to early 20s IIRC). He's still not going to have sex with any of the chicks in the film though.

>>716402451
chat he is just like me... frfr...

>>716388835
Most normal boys are over the girls are icky phase before they hit ten.
By then they are already smuggling porn mags that they nicked from their father/older brother into school to share with his classmates.

tbf Bowser is like three times taller than Mario so it's obvious any woman would prefer him

>>716386605 (OP)

>>716402376
>I don't want to understand you.
Yes, that is once again obvious, so again, what kind of exercise is this? Exercising your right to spew vapid idle speculation into the ether to no one's benefit, for its own sake?
>opinions I disagree with
Or so you assume, anyway.
>So why keep talking to me?
It's my right to :^)
>it has become clear that we have opposing viewpoints that won't be reconciled
Quick, what's my viewpoint
Oh right, you don't bother to understand and you're going off of vibes
>No one is telling you to act like some moral guardian for the kids
You literally were.
>If you'd actually believed what you were saying
Ah, yes, what was I saying, in your version of events?

The only opposing viewpoint here that I can coherently identify is that I think one must have a point to make to devote so many words to it.

>>716402161
How did you become such an expert in monkey penises?

This is a thing that literally only applies to Nintendo’s biggest series because they don’t want to commit to anything that disrupts the status quo. If Mario and Peach start dating or get married, it would affect so much branding that it would become a headache. In their mind the same probably applies for Zelda.

Xenoblade, Fire Emblem, Famicom Detective Club, and Pikmin all feature romance in varying capacity, with some even going so far as to depict some primary characters having children with their love interests.

Tendies that only play bing bing wahoo and get mad about made up bullshit because of their limited worldview are some of the biggest knuckle-dragging dipshits on the planet.
>t. tendie idort that plays almost every Nintendo franchise besides Pokemon because it sucks dick

>>716402881
Imagine being squished between 3 heavily pregnant bellies

>>716387086
>now the topic of romance itself is forbidden in all children’s stories

I think the Hollywood cliche "Kiss and Sex scene" ruined romance. You cant show love because the audience think in sex of fictional characters

>>716402886
>Exercising your right to spew vapid idle speculation into the ether to no one's benefit, for its own sake?

Why devote energy trying to understand someone you won't meet and is some random jackass on the Internet.

>Quick, what's my viewpoint
I genuinely don't care anymore. This conversation has dragged on long enough and it's not accomplishing anything worthwhile.

>Oh right, you don't bother to understand and you're going off of vibes
Who fucking cares at this point? It's not like you fucking understand my argument considering how you think I'm somehow a hypocrite for some spurious reason.

>You literally were.
For YOUR kids, not for all kids across America and the world. There's a bit of a difference between watching over your kids and trying to become a helicopter parent for kids you don't even know.


Man you really know how to make pointless, hyper-pedantic arguments like you're some sort of woman or something.

>>716403991
>Why devote energy trying to understand someone you won't meet
As asinine as it may seem it would still be a better use of your energy than steadfastly refusing to understand anything yet still devoting energy to spouting your uninformed opinions about the people you refuse to understand.
>This conversation has dragged on long enough and it's not accomplishing anything worthwhile.
Yes, entirely for lack of trying on your part.
>It's not like you fucking understand my argument considering how you think I'm somehow a hypocrite
Must all the telling people what to do after insisting no one can tell you what to do. I think there are a lot of things that aren't being understood in this conversation but I don't think I'm the one to blame.
>For YOUR kids
1. Why does that make it better?
2. I've already told you I don't have kids
>Man you really know how to make pointless, hyper-pedantic arguments
You just keep on being a hypocrite, huh
>like you're some sort of woman or something.
Aren't you supposed to insist on the opposite to win a 4chan debate?

>>716386719
the broke up. DKs her new boyfriend.

>>716386605 (OP)
so nintendo has been psyoping young boys into cuckoldry and simping for decades?

>>716404328
>As asinine as it may seem it would still be a better use of your energy than steadfastly refusing to understand anything yet still devoting energy to spouting your uninformed opinions about the people you refuse to understand.
That's fucking retarded because I'm not gaining anything from this conversation nor do I intend to seeing I know nothing about you nor care about you enough to.

>Yes, entirely for lack of trying on your part.
Can you explain why an argument I'm going to forget as soon as it's over deserve any real bandwidth or mental dedication to it? Only tryhard retards care that much about a throwaway argument.

>Must all the telling people what to do after insisting no one can tell you what to do.
In different domains of life is the context you left out, which is either an intentional omission or just retardation on your part . What some single guy jerks off to in the privacy of his home, it only affects him and he should be free to do what he wants (so long as it is legal), but as soon as kids enter the picture, you have to do what's best for them. I'm not obligated to do shit for kids, but if you're a parent, you should make it so your house is an environment where they don't grow or fester any bad habits. That's not hypocritical to point out. It's really common sense if you aren't intentionally obtuse.

>1. Why does that make it better?
Because that's a parent's job: to be their kid's parents, not parents to everyone else's kids.
>2. I've already told you I don't have kids
Are you too autistic to understand the concept of a hypothetical too?

>You just keep on being a hypocrite, huh
You're just misusing that word at this point. Too low IQ to use a middle school tier word properly. For shame.

>Aren't you supposed to insist on the opposite to win a 4chan debate?
You only insist someone is a woman to see her tits. Unfortunately, trannies ruined that rule and newfags don't even remember it as well.

>>716404582
No, they've been telling men to either get a tradwife or build a harem

>>716387086
a mystery

>>716386605 (OP)
Sex is the point where kids stop being kids and enter the world of lizard brain social mores. It's also when any given individual loses interest in nintendo products.

>>716404983
>I'm not gaining anything from this conversation
No, because you refuse to understand. Hence why having this conversation in your complete incomprehension is an even worse use of your time than trying to understand.
>Can you explain why an argument I'm going to forget as soon as it's over deserve any real bandwidth or mental dedication to it?
That's a bit of a chicken and the egg innit.
>if you're a parent, you should...
Ah, so all parents of all kids across America and the world, you mean? Because you're certainly not talking about me.
>That's not hypocritical to point out.
Telling people how to raise their kids even as you're insisting that's not what you're doing, whilst at the same time insisting no one should be telling anyone what to do, is in fact hypocritical, regardless of how much you insist it's an exception due to "common sense" or w/e
>Because that's a parent's job: to be their kid's parents, not parents to everyone else's kids.
But you are telling all parents to do this for their kids.
>Are you too autistic to understand the concept of a hypothetical too?
Of course not; but you are too dumb to realise that if you're not talking about my actual specific kids but speaking in universal hypotheticals regarding anyone who has children, then you actually are talking about children across America and the world.
>You're just misusing that word at this point.
No, I'm saying your posts are pointless and pedantic, which not even you could deny.
>You only insist someone is a woman to see her tits.
I don't think you'd be happy to see my tits, and anyway, I've been telling you to cut back on the porn so I think it would send mixed messages.

>>716386605 (OP)
Nintendo will never, ever, ever change Mario's status quo. That's why.

>>716405867
>No, because you refuse to understand.
And I really don't want to. You can't force me to, so I'm outright saying you're wasting your breath trying to argue with me because I don't care all that much. This isn't something I'm going to dedicate all day to nor should I.

>>716386605 (OP)
That's great and all, but what was the full question and their full response?

>>716386605 (OP)
does this make mario a simp or an orbiter or both?

>>716403030
i am monke

Sexuality in general is bad for you and they should deliver sex drive destroying drugs to the population by chemtrail tbdesu

>game about other Nintendo game
>Xenoniggers show up to say “HEY GUYS, I EXIST, LOOK AT ME!”
How is a fanbase that’s smaller than Pikmin, Fire Emblem, and Metroid so insecure and annoying?

>>716402881
I wonder if this was the reason Nintendo's EGS score went down.

>>716406017
>And I really don't want to.
Well, that's at least one character flaw you readily admit to.
>you're wasting your breath trying to argue with me
But you do realise you're choosing to waste your own?
>I don't care all that much
Yet in between insisting how little you care you do feel the urge to clarify your position at least somewhat. You don't care to understand but you certainly care to be understood.
>This isn't something I'm going to dedicate all day to nor should I.
Bit late innit

>>716402881
Rex fucks everyone in that picture.

you can always tell an esl by their dedication to punctuation and grammar

>>716406017
>>716406279
Come to think of it, how much shorter could this conversation have been had you not insisted on participating in a conversation whilst actively resisting making a worthwhile contribution?

>>716386605 (OP)
Kalergi Plan

>>716406191
Point to where the OP said the thread was about Mario specifically

>>716406191
Considering the gameplay shifted away from turn-based it brought in the room temp iq niggers in mass.

>point is that Nintendo doesn't like relationships
>bring up multiple games made by Nintendo that contain relationships
>one happens to be the Xeno series
>FUCKING GOD WHY ARE XENONIGGERS SO INSECURE
How does a fanbase that’s smaller than Pikmin, Fire Emblem, and Metroid have such a rabid hatebase?

>>716386605 (OP)
>friendzoned

>>716406459
>No capitalization at the start of the sentence.
>No period at the end.
>No capitalization of the acronym ESL.
D-

>>716406605
Cry more

>>716390119
>>kansas : can-sess
>>arkansas : arc-an-saw
This is due to injun pronunciation of words that the names are based on iirc

>>716386605 (OP)
Why did Nintendo make Mario a sexless character? It destroyed the birthrates in Japan.

>>716386605 (OP)
I strongly believe it was a mistake to not have Mario and Peach get married at the end of Odyssey

>>716406605
trannies don't like it, that's why

>>716407250
But if they did we never would have gotten Bowsette.

>>716406503
>Well, that's at least one character flaw you readily admit to.
Not really a character flaw to not waste time on retarded nonsense.Again, it's what functional adults with actual priorities do.

>But you do realise you're choosing to waste your own?
Of course, but even I'm winded by how retarded you are. It's quite annoying actually.

>Yet in between insisting how little you care you do feel the urge to clarify your position at least somewhat. You don't care to understand but you certainly care to be understood.
Dude, it's a fucking argument on the Internet between two anonymous people. Who fucking cares about all this shit?

>Bit late innit
A couple hours isn't all day. Even then, this going nowhere and clearly this is some sort of ego-tripping on your part and I honestly don't care enough to bother with it that much further.
>>716406279
It would've been even shorter if you weren't a sperg that takes Internet arguments super-seriously.

>>716390342
Oh, twitter has an opinion? How very interesting!

>>716386605 (OP)
Mariobros…

>>716408008
>it's what functional adults with actual priorities do.
You are wasting as much if not more time on this conversation than you would if you'd show a little good faith, though, so it doesn't seem like priorities are the issue.
>even I'm winded by how retarded you are. It's quite annoying actually.
Says the person who is proud of not understanding shit. How can you get annoyed, anyway, if you're not invested and not trying to follow anything or have a real conversation?
>Who fucking cares about all this shit?
You do, from the looks of it.

>>716390645
>more kids than ever suddenly think theyre trans, an animal, or some kind of queerbomination
*crack* *sip* Ahh... Yep, you can thank shitlennials for that one.

>>716406773

>>716390925
>Taught you good lessons.
"Be anti-racist" is a good lesson. "Accept people for who they are" is a good lesson.

Tell me why I should care about this.

>>716386605 (OP)
>nintendo says
The faggots in redmond do not speak for nintendo.

This feels more like a Nintendo of America thing, given that Nintendo Treehouse are turbo faggots that are filled with nepo lefties who love pushing bullshit when games get localized.

>>716411158
this is the jp version.

I dont know why this is. Mario has always about getting pussy.

When Nintendo fans stop raping women constantly they can get hetero kissing back

what happened?

>>716386605 (OP)
When has Peach EVER helped Mario?

>>716412874
Blue-haired bulldykes wedged their way into geek spaces and screamed about this being a transactional relationship

>>716412874
You know damn well what happened.

>promoting white couples
the burgerstan government told them to shut it down

>>716386605 (OP)
didn't mario just blew his chance because he turned it into dick contest with bowser at the end of odyssey.

>>716412979
SMB2(US), SM3DW, and SPP

>>716413458
Yes, so now he can go back to Pauline.
This might be their daughter.

>>716388567
This law doesn't matter because you can go on tiktok and Instagram and still see women/egirls leave almost nothing to the imagination. Girls make practically jerk off instruction videos and wiggle their asses its soft core points everywhere

T.gooner

>>716415059
Porn*
Autocorrect sucks. being a phone posting fag is a terrible fate

>>716413554
Go back to /vg/

>>716392168
>Nintendo game where its CANON INGAME that videogame characters from Nintendo are married.
any fire emblem
any xenoblade chronicles game (rex literally marrying and impregnating all three of his wives from 2 is a plot point in 3 lmao)
even fucking omar from pikmin is married

>>716415707
Alright now do the Mario series

>>716387086
>kids are getting exposed to porn and gore at earlier ages
Why are you lying? Most shock sites now are dead, YouTube is overmoderated, search engines have more restrictive filters; and payment processors, governments and non-profits are actively censoring all fictional and 2D porn.

>>716399754
kissing mario was canon since SNES days

>>716415059
It does matter because I don't want egirls or thots, want my anime video games & art left alone.
What a coincidence (((payment processors))) take it upon themselves to enforce this gay law against sites outside the US only when they host Nippon's creations.

>>716386605 (OP)
>/v/ makes the same tired "Mario is a cuck" jokes since the beginning of time
>Nintendo confirms it
>NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD THEY DO THIS???

>>716386680
>>716390510
The fanbase sure as hell wants to deny how heterosexual it is though.

>>716417356
You mean triggered 2fags trying to paint the game as "woke"?

>>716386605 (OP)
Why do you always have to whine and play the victim like a little bitch?

>>716417562
It's all of them, 2fags just try to appeal harder so they don't get the stick from their fellow faggots that like the other games. Something about this series really attracts the worst kinds of people despite the games themselves standing for everything they despise.

>>716413178
This is what happens when hobbies are not gatekept. Now it's too late. Should have taken a cue from the niggas into hip-hop who tell these women to shut the fuck up and fuck off when they whine about how hip-hop degrades women. To this day their music videos are full of scantily-clad women jiggling their tits and twerking.

>>716416661
It was just meant to be a joke to rile up people to take things too serious. We didn't really want to see Mario get cucked.

"Saving the princess" is an old trope that invokes sex, which Nintendo wants to distance themselves from. They didn't think about this at all in 1985 when they were a small company making small games, but now they are a global huge brand, so they need to put thought into these things.

>>716419639
Peach should just save herself now. Who needs Mario anymore?

>>716419285
Maybe, but the women, trannies and faggots you invited with those jokes certainly did.

>>716415906
That's only true for amateur and 2D. Approved 3D shit gets shoved in your face, meanwhile. It's almost like the industry is killing off the competition desu.

>>716415841
>doesn't count
Okay
Part of the main story is helping daughter of the mob convince the dad to let her get married to someone she loves.

>>716422402
You're right this is the exact same as a main character being revealed to be in another relationship

>>716402881
Reminder that even XB2 fans thought this was cringe. Even when you're given heteronormality and polyamory, you guys still choose to shun it.

>>716423664
Polyamory just creates more incels. Nations with polygamy end up creating an excess of disaffected young men who usually direct that energy into violence and rebellion. Not a good thing.

>>716423597
So now it has to be a main character? The original post was only asking for nintendo games where there are characters that are married. The plot of the sequel by the way is about the villain wanting to end the world because his father banished the girl he fell in love with, and the game ends with the two reuniting and getting married to give mario the power to stop the villain who was waiting on the sidelines to take control and destroy the world.

>>716412874
This is what they took from you

>>716387086
irony is out of bounds. kids are feed sexual bullshit from the grade school on one side, and on other nazi governments are banning whole internet because muh children will see sex
something doesnt add up

>>716397331
Based and true.
Of course women will vote for more republicans as long as their degenerate behavior is unmanaged but even minor steps toward freedom are stomped down with a boot.

>>716411158
the only turbo faggot I see is (You)

>>716424549
All right none of that gives me any precedent for the main character of every single one of Nintendo's big games game being revealed that he's in a relationship. The only examples in this thread are spin offs and mid franchises

>>716388519
why did Nintendo put so much emphasis on loli Pauline's feet?

>>716424603
And this is what they will give to you.

>>716425360
It's perfectly possible for you to keep your headcanon to yourself you know

>half of this thread is /pol/ rotted incels
>the other half is regular /v/ A U T I S M
god this thread is awful

>>716386605 (OP)
>Random post of nintendo of america is considered canon
Ignoring that, there are other characters with girlfriends like donkey kong or diddy kong, wario has a fangirl obsessed with him, so i dont know why is this news

>>716388691
>Can have sonic, rayman,crash,klonoa threads
>But God forbbids to have nintendo threads

>>716415906
Instagram reels can get pretty edgy if you go down the algorithm rabbit hole, I've seen gore videos and antisemitic stuff reposted from 4chan on there.

>>716426652
>God forbbids to have nintendo threads
Glad you understand, ESL monkey

Does anyone have the image from Square Enix or Capcom that points out the "rescuing the princess stereotype" in video games and explains why it's not okay?
Because, literally, that's what it is: just woke agenda

>>716386605 (OP)
>they get married
>Mario goes from saving the princess like every fairy tale hero to saving his wife like every action movie hero

>>716386605 (OP)
When does Peach help Mario?

LUIGI #1

>>716428216
That one DS game from 20 years ago.

>>716428216
Super Princess Peach, an okay game i played back when it had just came out

>Mario saves Peach
>Somehow it means she HAVE to fall in love with him
He's just a good person, Nintendo knows it. He doesn't do it for love but because he's a good guy

>>716428216
that onetime she had the pms umbrella

>>716428757
>holds her in his arms like that
>g-g-guys, we never intended for them to be an item!
Why gaslight people like this now after 40 years of Super Mario Bros material?

>>716428565
Mario could fucking never

>>716428746
Meds, tranny

>>716386719
Pauline is for DK's Monkey Cock, sorry Cukrio

>>716386605 (OP)
UM this is a good thing actually. Really lets you think for yourself on how they will get together

>>716428675
Birthrates were much higher before porn became mainstream

>>716429095
>Virgin take
Yes, she kissed him ON THE CHEEK and made him cake, so? They're good friends and it's a way for them to hang out. The 64 cake is to celebrate him helping her, not love. If yyou ever had female friend you'd know

>>716429534
Take your meds, tranny

>>716386605 (OP)
Nintendo really knows their fanbase

>>716429412
stupid scapegoat. The strongest correlation with birthrates is female income. It's the same story all over the world. When women start making money they stop having babies, which should be obvious when you think about it

Peach is independant and doesn't need mario, chud. He's saving her because she LETS him

>>716429718
That's part of it, but porn also redirects the sexual energy that men should be focusing on finding a real-life mate. It causes both men and women to feel less confident in their own bodies as the opposite sex becomes conditioned to want to have sex with hand-picked porn stars that have above-average anatomy. Studies have shown that it's a contributing factor for erectile dysfunction in men who become reliant on porn. It's not good for society in general. People should be married and breeding by their 20s like what happened in all of human history until very recently.

>>716387086
Zoomers hate sex and are finally getting inside writers room.

>>716430454
>hand-picked porn stars
Men would be content with average. Girls are the ones with ridiculous fuckin' ideas of their ideal partner these days.

>>716430454
Ok but men have no control over if they breed or not so what does porn have to do with it? that energy you're saying we need would just get more of us divorce raped or arrested

>>716386605 (OP)
I blame Obama

>>716394852
I wonder how those people who stereotype Link as gay feel about this?

>>716430454
I wonder how you and people like you explain South Korea

>>716431812
>Ok but men have no control over if they breed or not so what does porn have to do with it?
Men give up too easily because they figure they can just jerk off to some waifu instead of improving themselves.

>>716432070
South Korea is controlled by a literal man-hating cult

>>716386605 (OP)
>illegal
Lol what a paranoid faggot

>>716430454
>feel less confident in their own bodies
Maybe in the late 80's when porn producers had standards and you had to be both pretty, skinny and able to follow camera markers to do basic acting.
Any hog with a Walgreens light ring can be a porn star now, she probably doesn't even need to get naked to get an army of simps to pay her bill.
Porn in 2025 is just another parasocial relationship like video game streaming, the viewer creates a relationship with the starlet in his mind.

>/v/ getting fucked in the ass real good by Resetera once again
>They won't do shit about it, only complain in their hugbox
lol

>bananza's doing well? deploy the xitter screencap threads

>>716386605 (OP)
>Nintendo said
A NOA tweet is not Nintendo

Meanwhile Daisy commissioned a statue of her and Luigi dancing for her race course. Luigi is a lucky mother fucker

>>716423664
Imagine not knowing that the photograph shows a perfectly normal couple.
Nia is not cannon and was added by the director after the fact. Pyra / Mythra are considered the same person enough that even when fully split they still only count as one.

>>716423664
2fags loved it though.
They loved it so much they not only pretend it was the obvious intention all along after years of claiming 2 wasn't a harem game, but they also pretend that it happened in their game while shitting on 3 for being "pozzed" even though that picture wouldn't exist without 3.

>>716389182
this anon gets it. a low born pleb having sex with a princess is a big no no. nintendo is teaching kids how the real world works unlike disney.

>>716391907
>queer shit shouldn't have a place in it
What if your kids gay.

>>716388796
Normal people do not want to see your creepy perversions.

>>716388673
I don't get how people can care about romance in any game. The writing is always so forced and shit, and whenever it isn't the game is basically a movie or VN, because romance isn't something that fits the normal structure of video games.

>>716437797
/thread
I pointed how the majority of people who actually care about this are either dumb kids or autistic selfinserters and I instantly got a bunch of seething replies.

>>716396595
Onlyfans is absolute cancer and I wish it and all similar prostitution platforms would be banned but,
>every woman that does anything on the internet is selling porn of herself
come on now, this is just false.

So who was Pauline singing about/for at the end of odyssey?

The song was supposed to be about mario and peach but they didnt even get together in that ending and now its confirmed they are forever friends. Was that song secretly about pauline and mario being married and going on a honeymoon?

maybe that pauline schizo is right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNXTxZVZ4UQ

>>716439702
I always assumed she was singing the song with the lyrics directed towards Mario.

"I'll be your 1-UP girl"
"Every journey starts a new romance"
"Find a new addition to the cast"

>>716388532
Miyamoto is Bowser Jr's mom

Mariobros........

Mario is such a simp for Peach, even if Pauline wanted to jump his bones, he'd still would desperately try to get with Peach

its all about the chase. they can never be a couple.

Kek this is blowing up all over social media

>>716388160
HE WON

>>716437125
they get an F, pretty straightforward

>>716386680
How long till Nintendo forces Monolith to modernize? Hopefully not soon, because Monolith is almost carrying the Nintendo at this point.

>>716386605 (OP)
she's royalty, and he's a plumber
it just wasn't meant to be

>>716388160
>>716441768
This shit became canon when Nintendo forced him to remove it off of Tik Tok

>>716442009
upvoted

>>716442009
sounds like when WB made Meat Canyon remove that bugs bunny cartoon that showed him being a rapist.

>>716390510
>And I realize the real problem is that modern /v/ no matter how much it denies it only cares about mainstream AAA slop, and bitching about it all day
Well yeah, the SKG threads made that clear.

>/dbz/ never made cuck edits for mario
im shocked

>>716390615
she's constantly having sex with feminized bowser and now they're married

The real answer is Miyamoto didn't realize people were going to think this hard about the Mario franchise outside of
>here is Mario, you control him
>here is some shit you have to do
>here is a hot babe(motivation)
Or Link/the Zelda franchise for that matter.

>authority figure with no neurallink backdoor says imaginary thing must be imagined like such and such
Not my problem

>>716417356
>The fanbase sure as hell wants to deny how heterosexual it is though.
What now? I don't think the Xeno fanbase has ever said it isn't straight as fuck.

DON'T SAVE HER

>>716442404
this, no pussy no rescue

stay humble and winning

>>716386680
NOOOOOO MY HECKIN DISCORD TRANNY NARRATIVE

>>716386605 (OP)
Because that would make the gays angry.

>>716386605 (OP)
you say this like mario has gay characters

>>716442948
Luigi can't stop winning

>>716390906
Nintendo will justify that as "They're good friends who like to dance".

Mario is for Pauline.

>>716443769
Now Built for DK

>>716443616
they're dancing horizontally if you know what I mean

Is it bad that I understand why Mario wouldn’t be infatuated with Peach anymore?

He saves her so that Chad can fuck her.
I hope they introduce a boyfriend or husband character. That would be some funny ass shit.

>>716419639
Men liking women and vice versa is wrong. It should be banned in all media, never to be shown again.

>>716444950
Funny I could see this happening in the next 10 years

>>716386605 (OP)
Because you reached too far
You can't be a coomer without also being labeled a racist sexist chudcel

>>716390226
>Man leaves woman for another woman.
>"Man is cuck!"
No idiot, Peach would be the cuck.

>>716386605 (OP)
Is anyone really that concerned about the sexual life of Mario characters of all things? Not Zelda (Link and Zelda, Mipha and Link, Sidon and the green fish lady), not Metroid (Samus and Addam), not Xenoblade (Shulk and Fiora, Rex and his harem, everyone in the Xenoblade 3 cast), or even Pokemon (Several couples have been confirmed in the last few generations like Kukui and Burnet).
I think the only Nintendo franchise that is more asexual than Mario is Kirby.

>>716444950
They have Haru.

Mario is a cuck

>>716386605 (OP)
Peace is for bowser

>>716445738
no shit

>>716442948
I'd care more about this pairing if she was actually on the Luigi's Mansion games, I get her not being on the first on account of it being a low budget title and it being sort of a novelty that Mario was the victim in that game, but she should have been the abductee in 2 and 3, in 2 it comes completely out of nowhere that King Boo has captured Mario so why not have Daisy be it? And 3 is even more egregious because everyone was invited to the hotel, Daisy and Toadsworth should have been part of the group instead of two of the three generic toads.

>>716445697
Peach has been fucking him in the background of every game

>>716445620
It is the wrong direction for society to go in. You don't even see TV or Movies where the man and woman kiss anymore. There is no romance. It is just girl boss and man but they are friends now.
Peach kissing mario at the end of a game is endearing, and reminds boys and men the value of heroism and getting the girl.
It does not have to be WOAH BRO THEY ARE A COUPLE, but it could at least be that little kiss.

>>716386605 (OP)
>Blocking degeneracy in video games
Based?

Nintendo isn't a person . Who said this exactly ? Where did the question come from? Who answered it?

>>716390758
>not since Super Mario Bros
she wasn't in Super Mario Bros, so it'd be since Donkey Kong.

If they're so intent on canonizing the movie then perhaps they truly are going to pair Mario with Pauline, maybe they think it's weird that Mario wants to have sex with a mushroom person and not a human woman.

>>716408529
He was taught those lessons and it didn't work, so I guess media doesn't have that effect after all.

>>716397331
This.
It is a sick system that only would exist in a dying and retarded society.

>>716445940
It's in the Nintendo Today app, Miyamoto wanted it to be known

>>716442317
Mario is the face of Nintendo so they were always going to moviefy it first, but Mario in general does not make for compelling or interesting stories on account of how simple the franchise is conceptually.
Zelda, Metroid, Fire Emblem, Kid Icarus, Pokemon, Bayonetta, Splatoon, Xenoblade, hell, even Kirby, have more to draw from to make a cinematic universe, Mario is just fat fantasy plumber saves bland fantasy princess from cartoony villainous spiky turtle.

>>716445953
Doubt

>>716388567
>OH GOD IM A RETARDED FUCKING PARENT THAT CANT REGULATE KIDS OH PLEASE DADDY GUBMENT DO MY JOB FOR ME AND MAKE EVERYONE ELSE SUFFER
Kill yourself.

>>716386605 (OP)
Because spineless gamer faggots bent over and allowed this to happen.

>>716446369
this

>>716396912
Why does he need to deny it? You cant argue the triviality about something when they themselves caused the fucking triviality. Now we are going to be flooded with a bunch more peach/bowser cuck shit. Stop defending it retard.

>>716429062
He is a good little cucky

>>716430454
>It's another retard who thinks porn is destroying relationships and not the fact that 3DPD is just simply dogshit compared to their 2D counterpart

>>716386605 (OP)
>no theyre just friends nevermind that she kisses him on the cheek multiple times and that multiple mario games have hearts and shit around them
Why is Nintendo hellbent on making everyone asexual?

>>716432506
No, men give up because they get their fucking lives ruined since the woman can revoke consent at any point and claim rape with zero repercussions. And when this doesnt happen and they get married, more than half the time (not an over exaggeration, more than half of fucking marriages) end in divorce where the woman gets half of the man's assets and is gifted the kids on a silver platter. And thats if they have kids, since women can also be the sole decider on fucking in general, and even then can still decide to abort later.

But yea, Im sure its the fucking porn and not the ridiculously stacked bullshit against men. Right. Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt.

>>716446110
Why now?

>>716447702
it's the NuNintendo direction

>>716390832
So you're saying he's perfect?

>>716400543
he’s dating candy kong you fake ass fan.

>>716429153
nope.

>>716404424
too young, cranky kong was on the island albeit so he would do that

>>716386605 (OP)
>>716387086
>>716388214
You fucking retards, look how much other media is sexualized to the point it makes no sense. They don't keep people 'controlled' by encouraging platonic relationships, they do it by giving you unlimited, easy access to porn and diminishing every configuration of relationship to transactional sex.

Same shit as fujos/fanficfags who view any benign, normal male friendship as the writer trying to dogwhistle that these characters are having violent sex off camera.

>>716428565
Holy Based

>>716390510
>And I realize the real problem is that modern /v/ no matter how much it denies it only cares about mainstream AAA slop, and bitching about it all day.
>hurr durr go look for it in small productions
No shit.
You literally mentioned the problem right there, retard. Not even a single big production does it. It's intentional, it's subversive.

>>716415059
>>716396595
And people still kill other people, if you retards didn't notice.
Laws are also a matter of phylosophy. They indicate your values and your ideal way of life.
Do you want to live in a world where children have access to porn or not? Then start by making it illegal to freely access it and work your way up to the ideal from there.

Nintendo has Fallen

>>716448260
>You fucking retards, look how much other media is sexualized to the point it makes no sense. They don't keep people 'controlled' by encouraging platonic relationships, they do it by giving you unlimited, easy access to porn and diminishing every configuration of relationship to transactional sex.

NOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO SEE MARIO FUCK PEACH MIYAMOTO WHYYYYYYYY

>>716448887
Like most things, this would have made more sense to deal with two decades ago instead of scrambling to find a solution when the problem enters public consciousness. Then we'll have to deal with hastily drafted laws or years of consultants and focus groups before anything halfway effective is done.

I'm still content to watch gooners try to criticize this by justifying incest and other abuse-related porn. I have a trans friend that says as long as its art or writing, it hurts nobody and banning anything would be a slippery slope. Had to remind him that the existence of this porn, as well as a lot of his other beliefs about gender and sex are the result of the slippery slope everyone used to say didn't exist.

>>716388214
thehumancopier has the best rendition of peggy.

>>716386680
Cute lesbian couple.

>>716386605 (OP)
This is non-news, no one but retards thought Mario and Peach were married or in a relationship or something, no shit they're just friends. Doesn't mean there isn't a hinted romance, Mario has always had a thing for Peach. It's just that it will simply never get anywhere because it's Mario, Mario never ends.

>>716386605 (OP)
She's a princess, mario is her knight. Also canonically going by the original anime movies she married the prince of the flower kingdom.

>>716449880
I don't understand why asking you for your age is a "hastily drafted law" or a "slippery slope". It's absolutely accepted to ask for ID when you enter a nightclub or buy beer, no one cries about "muh privacy" in that case. We all know minors drink but that doesn't stop us from trying to stop them from doing so.

>>716388691
The hard figures show its 70% millennials that play their games thoughbeit

>>716450394
For privacy, I get it, it's different when the bouncer is asking for id, or it gets scanned at the front. You go in, dance a bit, leave, no problem. You put that ID in on a porn site and it's there forever and connected to everything you do on it. Which was possible before, but it's quite different when your actual identification is directly associated with your online activity.

>we all know minors drink
Yes, because aside from drinking and doing retarded shit, the store that sold it to them, or the adult who provided it to them is the one liable for any problems. I'd rather the limit be lowered, with minors being allowed to drink at home only. This isn't as much of a problem for zoomers, but for my grad class, it's pretty clear having a higher legal drinking age led to a lot more binge drinking and deaths.

And I'm not calling that aspect hastily drafted, but it does come with other issues. I'm also not the one calling it a slippery slope, because I genuinely don't give a shit and don't even really buy games or media in general anymore. The ones who do are the ones who are worried that if realistic rape porn is banned, then they will eventually blanket ban depictions of tits in a few years.

>>716429412
South Korea
Banning shit won't work you fool