What would you do if you woke up in Tamriel?

>>716424137 (OP)
go back to sleep

in the elder scrolls the race of the child is determined by the mother

>>716424404
So a goblin can fuck a half man and their child will be human? Weird.

Find my special friend Ahnassi.

No, a dunmer woman would not want to have sex with you. You are a h*man. It's ick inducing.

>>716424247
You're already dreaming.

i would secure a dunmer gf immediately

>>716424137 (OP)
I would start leveling up alchemy.

Join the moth order but cum on the elder scrolls in secret

>>716424137 (OP)
1. Join the Thieves Guild
2. Steal everything that isn't nailed down
3. Go see my my homie Ra'Virr

>>716424137 (OP)
buy bread
make restore fatigue potions
become a millionaire

>>716424137 (OP)
jump everywhere to max out acrobatics, get good at bow, find voluptuous dunmer gf
i forgot the rest but i have a plan i swear

>>716424807
Your n'wah ass would never

>>716424747
Then why can I feel the cliff racers biting my ass? Dreams aren't supposed to have health bars, bro. Either I'm in a lucid nightmare or Vivec's moon snorted me out of existence again.

>>716424641
Another dogshit Bejita post

I guess try to discern if I can wield magic at all.
If I can, I would learn conjuration. Would like to develop a way to actually bind the will of a daedra, rather than simply entice it to serve. Would have to torture and mentally break many of them on the journey.

>settle down into your new life in tamriel
>wake up one day to find your local wildlife has been replaced with rounded up monstrosities
>realise you're in oblivion
>realise you're not the MC
>realise shits scaling to his level and you're stuck playing catch-up

>>716428410
>If I can, I would learn conjuration.
>he's going to give the glowies access to his soul
I hope you put off learning it until you've gotten some other magic under your belt anon

>>716424137 (OP)
Go hunting for a hot Altmer wife.

Smoke skooma with Caius. Then we go out and get elven bitches.

>>716424137 (OP)
i die because im a broke nobody hobo even more than the fucking cats are who doesn't even know where the fuck he is (Ingame provinces are very severely downscaled i remind you). Chances are i am either being a beggar if i get to wake up in the town, or pray for death before i catch some nasty fucking curse disease like lycanthropy if im in the wilds.

Find sex

>>716429775
>lycanthropy
What's the problem with that? People in the universe willingly undergo the process, it can't be that bad.

>>716430878
The one you get in the wilderness as a disease is uncontrollable, and both versions fuck up your sleep.
I havent had an actually enjoyable sleep in months please anything but that.

>>716430973
just eat a shepherd's pie, bro

>>716429576
>>716429167

As a real life redguard, My mission would be to immediately impregnate as many high elf women as possible.

Find some sexy khajiit women to fuck.

>>716432802
Like this?
https://litter.catbox.moe/t1j5d62t0ht0zkar.mp4

>>716424137 (OP)
Based on my SillyTavern RP chats. I would imediatly rape a Dunmer priestess and then get executed by Ordinators or flee and get killed by Ashlanders.

if I wake up as anything other than a dunmer I'm killing myself on the spot

>>716434048
Yes.

>wake up, begin walking to town
>pass some guy on the road, he looks oddly out of place for TES
>huh, weird
>keep going
>see another weirdo, fucker is wearing cargo shorts
>horror starts to dawn on me
>strive onwards hoping to find something to prove me wrong
>by the time I get to town and see a neckbeard trying to sniff Argonian feet I accept it
>im in Tamriel, but so is all of /v/

>>716426403
>I'm in a lucid nightmare
Oh shit this nwah chimming

>>716434048
omg this is an outrage
I'm calling the fiction police

When there are multiple daederic realms with all sorts of horrible tortures, why is she talking about christian hell.

>>716424137 (OP)
You know what would you do.

>>716435565
Keep your gay crusade in your containment thread, troon.

>>716435291
Almost more autistic than the one for mgq, part harvesting excluded, because that was my thing and nothing will ever be more autistic

>>716435620
Made for BWC

>>716435806
You will never be white.

>>716435620

>>716424404
Completely wrong headcanon/mmoslop-noncanon.

Most of the races can't interbreed and the ones that can make fucked up hybrids. Bretons exist because of this phenomenon Elsweyr is filled with half-cat hybrids.

Only one documented interracial birth like you described exists and it was an argonian given magic powers by the nine.

THE RACES CANNOT BREED WITHOUT MAKING HYBRIDS
THIS IS LAW AND NO MODERN WOKE FAGGOT IS GOING TO CHANGE IT

>>716424137 (OP)
I would immediately try to summon Azura to see if she would let me fuck her.

>>716435620
I'm a proud nord and I will NOT be seduced by this

>>716435620
HOLY SEXO!

>>716435972
I thought it was established way before ESO

>>716426403
>Then why can I feel the cliff racers biting my ass?
Saint Jiub killed them all, there are no more cliff racers left.

>>716435998
It's ok, there's no need to be upset.

>>716424137 (OP)
CHIM

If no CHIM then abuse Magic, Enchanting and Alchemy to become the closest thing to a god I can.

>>716436069
Mothers dictating birth race is nowhere in any canon and I invite you to prove me wrong.

>>716434048
cat tongues hurt

>>716435972
This already existed way before ESO. Even during between Daggerfall and Morrowind, that was also determined to werewolves as a lifehack for humans and mer to bear offspring with beastfolk, where the child's race is also determined by its mother's race. Oblivion was the one who fucked up and tried to retcon with hybrid races of orcs and redguard, half-vampires, etc.

>>716435806
>B
>WC
lol

>>716436354
Why do you know that?

>>716436315
>Generally the offspring bear the racial traits of the mother, though some traces of the father's race may also be present. It is less clear whether the Argonians and Khajiit are interfertile with both humans and elves.

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Notes_on_Racial_Phylogeny

>>716424137 (OP)
Kill myself, I dont want anything to do with the freaky shit that happens there, every week theres a demonic invasion or a civil, I'll just save myself the trouble

>>716436547
>half-vampires
it was as garbage as the whole Arena questline

>>716436819
He's not upset he's "half-vampire," he's upset that he's been living his whole life as the son of nobility but really it was some vampire lord with an orc fetish.

>>716436667
You've never owned a cat and had them lick your hand/leg/groom themselves while laying on or next to you? It's scratchy as fuck dude

>>716437003
I've never let a cat lick my cock, no.

Give me a good alternate leveling mod for OpenMW, I'm sick of doing shit to try to get endurance up

I just want to fuck around with whatever skills I want

also if I don't use exploits, how hard is it to play a mostly mage

>>716437380
if a cat licks your hand and it starts to hurt you can infer(in fur haha) that it would also hurt your cock

stop being obtuse it isn't funny this is a serious topic because we need to figure out how to have cat girls that can give blowjobs without it hurting

>>716437546
https://www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mods/53136

>>716437546
mage is playable you just have to be mindful of the 20% reflect effect on daedra enemies. use either absorb health or use damage over time and self-dispel if it gets reflected, or you can just summon your own daedra. training magic skills is also pretty slow in vanilla.

>>716437686
my cat licks me all the time and i enjoy it. personally i think the weak just shouldn't get access to cat girls

>>716424137 (OP)
Abuse Bethesda glitches, become god.

>>716424137 (OP)
Mantle Talos
Kill every last mer

I have now won The Elder Scrolls.

>>716437737
I was looking at that. Just worreid it might fuck me over for a first serious fun. I did the origina lversion of MW up to about the time I had to pick a house

>>716437808
Really mean in terms of the fuckery of the magicka regen only working in the wild were you can rest but I suppose I can raid the mages guilds for the potions

>>716436149
Fuck, whatwastheoriginal?

>>716424137 (OP)
I'd honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned. Catch corprus and become an Ascended Sleeper.

>>716435291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl9gHf88HmM

>>716438163
towns have plenty of places to rest, also alchemists sell magicka potions too.

>>716424137 (OP)
immediately have sex with a dunmer girl, marry her, have many dunmer children with her and then cheat on her with an altmer girl

Do I get to wake up as my regular human self or can I pick a race? I'd love to be an orc. I want that isekai slow life, I'd just get a job as a guard or bodyguard. I'd be amazing in Elder Scrolls since I'm already stronger than average in real life.

>>716424137 (OP)
First I'd pick my birth sign and stats n shit. Then I start stealing shit...every time.

I would be an argonian

>>716438729
>Wild Todd appears
>B-but it's Morrowind
>Give me your money

>>716438262
Top panel is an edit of a Jerk strip with some redhead. The other is some random drawfag probably.

>>716438989
Looks like the dude has made a lot of stuff, and changed his art direction a little

>>716439472
He stops by here every once in a while to commission bait. Sometimes he drops a freebie doodle like this one.

>>716437845
i think it depends on the cat. some cats might be a bit more forceful. if my male cat licks my face it starts to hurt pretty quickly but with the girls it usually doesn't. but cat tongues are still spiny so it might not feel the best on your dick either way.

>>716424137 (OP)
Imagine if Morrowind actually looked like that. Hopefully AI will make this a reality soon.

I still have no idea why people do more than one weapon skill

>>716436673
>firefox
>2025

Sell stamina potions and recreate what the CIA did to black neighborhoods.

>>716441934
Because they can. It isn't rocket science.
I wish it was still as easy as Morrowind made it to master multiple weapons.

>>716424641
Another based Benito post

>>716424137 (OP)
Realize that Todd is the demiurge and skyrims final release is what awaits after ascension or death.

>>716444649
If Todd's the demiurge, what does that make the player?

>>716444706
hylic or above, though anything less would simply cease existing.

How good are summons in OpenMW

>>716435972
Come on dawg. This has been literally in game since Morrowind.
https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Notes_on_Racial_Phylogeny

>>716424137 (OP)
eww giant mushrooms

>>716424137 (OP)
khajiit sex

>>716445321

>>716435972
ESO is not canon to the established lore. Fuck off.

>>716424137 (OP)
Acquire Elf wife.

>>716424137 (OP)
Acquire argonian wife. Or husband.

>>716424137 (OP)
I briefly achieve CHIM, only to specifically travel outside reality, call Lorkhan a cunt and his dream a shit, then zero sum

>>716424137 (OP)
sex with dunmer women.

>>716429306
caius being super fucking ripped is hilarious

>>716424137 (OP)
Die, probably.

>>716445502

>>716424137 (OP)
Write down the exact the instructions on how to achieve CHIM, but leave out the warnings about it's potential get you erased.
Donate it to the library and then start telling random people how to achieve CHIM.

>>716436149
is he a breton or a bosmer

>become strong through exploits as Todd intended
>Enter the deadlands
>Beat Mehrunes Dagon in combat
>As punishment for losing, I get to summon him anytime I want to in Tamriel and he has to do my bidding

>>716445908
In your exact instructions where does it being a secret syllable fit in?

>>716424137 (OP)
Probably get eaten by a mouth with legs

Am I the only one who would become and author and just steal all the great classics of our world? That should get me enough money to get a nice estate and a cute fantasy wife. I'd learn some magic too

>>716434526
Share character card?

Huffing 20 vials of skooma during a fight

Start Chimming out mid combat

>>716434048
Visa said I'm not allowed to watch

>>716424137 (OP)
Go to what is left of Vvardenfell.
Find Telvani.
Learn them in the ancient art of ladder magic.
Retire.

>>716424137 (OP)
Find Lifts-her-Tail

>>716446945
Keep your gay crusade in your containment thread, troon.

>>716424247
>try to sleep
>wake up in real world, but for some reason you keep running into a rapping old man wearing a bathrobe and a cane
>wake up
>back in tamriel

>>716444494
>>716427624
always a pleasure, until next time fags

Zero-sum speedrun

>>716434048
>cat tongue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EMGmv0FqM

>>716424137 (OP)
CHIM or die. I'm in decent shape but I don't have the skills to make it as an adventurer or make myself useful in general. If I fail to achieve enlightenment or delete myself from existence I'd just become a homeless dude who will get ganked or sold into slavery.

>>716434048
So beautiful....just as God intended.

Be fruitful and multiply...

>>716446253
Right before you realize.

>>716424137 (OP)
I'd rape so many sexy bitches.
Then after going to sleep and waking in Tamriel I'd work hard to buy one of those gravity defying horses.

>>716434048
Man, furries really only work in 2D
Even in cartoon 3D it looks off.

>>716447152
Seethe

>>716424137 (OP)
>are you well? do you have brain damage?

>>716429306
Why are Nu-Elves always depicted as being short? Elves are supposed to be 6 feet, women included.

>>716436149
why ruin art with a retarded shitjak variant

>>716424137 (OP)
Get as much netch leather and ash yams as possible and become super brainiac.

oh nice i TES thread, i wanted to ask if anyone has those videos the dude that made the Pelinal music video. He deleted most of his elder scrolls stuff apparently and i couldnt save it.

>>716449818
Wood elves are canonically merlets

>>716450158
Sauce on the artist?

>>716450158
they're on newgrounds and i believe they're archived (for now)

>>716429026
>realise shits scaling to his level and you do too because you are not the MC so you can do nothing and still get stupidly powerful
FTFY

>>716450269
i was gonna say TateofTot but then i realized i was mixing it up with this one.

>>716424137 (OP)
huh, wouldn't every player be at least halfway to CHIM?

>>716424927
Based

>>716436673
Anon's ass: absolutely fucking destroyed.

>>716450585
Maybe, the other half is getting your vibrations right and not many would put the work in

I was wondering, just how much of the game needs top tier stuff or close to it like ebony/daedric gear?

>>716451002
Only the dlc, and some extreme areas you don't need to go to to beat the game.

>>716450540
i wish i could draw this well, all my shit is so ugly in comparison

>>716435972
Reading this in Stewart's voice is hilarious.

>>716445343
Wouldnt be bethesda without some visual storytelling

>>716451710
I thought we were talking about achieving a higher level of consciousness within the world

>>716424807
Damn bitch you live like this?

>>716442267
Enjoy your botnet

>>716435620
Que diablo de gato!

Sex with lizards

>>716424137 (OP)
>Rebuild Numidium
>Delete existence

>>716424404
This was a temporary justification for game limitations with some retarded book stating it more as a theory than a fact. It is a stupid idea that makes no sense and ruins a ton of cool stories that could be made in Tamriel.

"Wait a minute, this isn't Pismo Beach."

>>716442267
Some of us dislike ads.

>>716457901
sometimes firefox mobile doesn't work properly for something and i have to use a chrome browser, but brave works and blocks ads by default

Runs-In-Circles romance/marriage mod but you need to have 100 Athletics to keep up

>>716424137 (OP)
Use the potion exploit to be able to cast spells to enslave everyone.

>>716424137 (OP)
die to cliff racers

i just realized that there are no actual medics across all tamriel and games in it. Or at least i cant remember any.
You have magic healers and fancy concoctions and foods that somehow cure every disease short of corprus (Which i assume is mostly just a gameplay mechanic, not actual lore) , but no traditional medics even in places that seem to shun magic, like modern skyrim, or any semblance of first aid in case chugging a drug does not cut it and there are no mages nearby, like someone fucking dislocating their joints with an open fracture.

>>716435691
>Too autistic to tell an whem someone makes an obvious joke
take your pills and go to bed you sped.

>>716424137 (OP)
die, probably

>>716424137 (OP)
Where in Tamriel?

>>716424137 (OP)
>That pelvis shading
I didnt know artworks can have clickbait now

>>716460564
Daggerfall had a medic (first aid) skill

Mostly people just chug potions if they need healing though, they are like real life medicine but better

>>716432967
>Mommy
Everything was fine until this word ruined it.

>>716424247
Terrible idea.

>>716424137 (OP)
Find the nearest guar and pet it.

>>716424807
I am fucking stealing this drawing

>>716431442
that first one is a chimer you dumbass moron

>>716445343
they removed that in the remaster

>>716447152
Retard

piss

>>716424137 (OP)
get my blood sucked by Serana

>>716434048
Has this game gotten any more HMOFA content or do they just keep adding more animations for the girl getting fucked my the Minotaur?

>>716436673
>some traces of the father's race may also be present

I always interpreted most of the non thalmor elf skyrim npc as being mixed with nords.

>>716465539
Forgot pic

>What would you do if you woke up in Tamriel?
BREAK FREE FROM THIS PRISON
AE HERMA MORA ALTADOON PADHOME LKHAN AE AI.

>>716424247
Fpbp

>>716424137 (OP)
Quit immediately. The elder scrolls is such a boring setting.

>>716424137 (OP)
I'd have a decent build
>Restoration (EMT training)
>Lockpicking (because I think it's fun)
>Bows (I hunt)
>Sneak (also hunting)

I could do some dungeon delving

>>716429775
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>716424137 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDKUKqeLIVU

>>716424137 (OP)
Find a Khajiit wife as quickly as possible

>>716424137 (OP)
>wake up in a setting with healing magic
Yes, please.

>>716424137 (OP)
Make custom spells
come back to my dimension
immediately open oblivion gates all over california

>>716434048
This game has cum bubbles now?? brb redownloading.

>>716461464
I was never into the daddy or mommy stuff, always seemed like something someone with issues would say.

>>716461476
But that's just a nice delivery of good light armor.

>>716424137 (OP)
Use the alchemy smithing enchanting restoration loop to become absurdly op and immortal and max out every stat and then become absurdly rich and take control of all the factions and grow politically and becoming the Nth divine or something. And go from there.

Learn magic from a book, go to bandit dungeons and rape the women. As I grow more powerful I rape things like spider daedra and golden seducers.
Society wouldn't have me anyway.

>>716441934
its easier to train attributes up
also allows you to use a better weapon of a different type when you find it

its not rocket science. minmaxing morrowind class creation and leveling up is retarded. between oblivion, skyrim, and morrowind, morrowind is the game that requires the least amount of minmaxing in picking how you level up. as far as character creation goes it is a little harder just because you can fuck up and make a very weak character if you are noob but all you need is 1 good combat skill to hit the feet running so you really need to fuck up bad to make a weak character.

>>716424137 (OP)
Go to Elsweyr and live out the rest of my days as a sexpat

>>716466335

>>716470507
>immediately open oblivion gates all over california
those poor poor daedra

>>716430973
Dagoth is gonna have fun with you, n'wa
>>716436181
You'd probably achieve CHIM from breaking alchemy. Just hope you don't zero-sum. But I suppose you couldn't because you already know.

obtain mer gf

>>716450158
Here you go.
https://archive.org/details/AllINAll_YouTube_Channel_Official_Archive

>>716435620
>>716436142
I'm a true son of Skyrim, and... and...

>>716450158
what a retard
>noooooo people are enjoying my elder scrolls content too much and don't care about my other stuff aaaaaa I'm going insaneeeee

>>716424137 (OP)
Skooma and female Argonians

>>716424137 (OP)
Run into a Kagouti and get killed and eaten.

>>716461081
Based.

>>716424137 (OP)
Am I me or am I one of the races? Also when and where am I waking up?

>>716477367
Isekai framework; literally you.

>>716476118
I thought he got disillusioned with the series what with Bethesda still not releasing TES6

>>716477451
Nah he was constantly throwing hissyfits about his Pelinal video being too popular and getting butthurt at people shittalking elves in the comments

>>716477440
I guess I would just hope I’m not around during one of the games or if I am take the role of the protag. Probably find a way to mantle Shor, and if that’s off the table try to achieve CHIM some other way. After that I’ll probably just try to build a haram of various races under the auspices of unity of some gay shit like that. Make my way to Akavir and gets a snake, monkey, tiger, and oni gf. Also befriend an Imga they seem cool as fuck.

>>716450540
made for BWC

>>716477440
>no magicka
>no racial abilities
>soul not part of the dreamsleeve

>>716424740
I will just shove a bunch of coin in her hand to max out disposition because dunmer are kikes.

>>716424137 (OP)
level up speed and study enchanting

>>716477647
Big woman cock...?

>do potions
>sell them
>with more ingredients make better potions
>sell for more
>become rich as fuck
>lvl up magic related stuff to the maximum
>become god
that's what i would do

>do alchemy
>break the market and start a business selling heavily watered down potions to adventurers
>buy a mansion and re-enact the lusty argonian maid with a new maid every night of the week
Who needs CHIM when you have infinite stamina?

>>716434048
lads it expired and im late to the party.
what was it?

>>716435291
>random humans spawning in tamriel
>tfw lorkhan has a new test for merkind up his sleeve

>>716435291
>immediately put all points into archery and sneak
>Go hunting for vtards

>>716478340
wild life panther hmofa

>>716479442
thnx anon.

>>716424137 (OP)
Go beyond CHIM, because I realize I actually *do* exist and am not merely a sentient figment of the Godhead's imaginations.

>>716460564
Magic is nothing special in Tamriel, almost everyone can do it at least on a very basic level. Why bother with traditional medicine if there's probably a guy in every town who can magically heal most wounds or diseases by waving his hands around?

I do wonder if they can even, I dunno, set a broken bone or something if there's nobody skilled in restoration around.

>>716434048
>Not Found
What was it?

>>716424137 (OP)
Go back to sleep, hoping I'll wake up in a better place.

My homosexual brother that has NEVER PLAYED A VIDEO-GAME IN HIS LIFE BEFORE suddenly got addicted to Skyrim and now he has like 500 hours on it. This got me thinking... is Skyrim for gays? Yes. Oblivion remastered too since he has like 300 hours on it.

But... Morrowind. Morrowind. That filtered him. Morrowind is not gay.

>>716424137 (OP)
I would stilt my strider

>>716482937
It's a shame that your dad wasn't gay because your logic is fucking retarded

>>716483868
Not my fault you like gay games

>>716424137 (OP)
Do a fart

>>716482937
real

>>716424137 (OP)
Make my way to Skyrim and immediately get killed by a dragon

>>716482937
I'm gay and have more hours in Morrowind than in Skyrim and Oblivion. What now faggot?

>>716484780
>gays are now on /v/
owari da

>>716446491
I can't believe they stole frogzards.

>>716483896
Stop projecting

>>716473828
super late but thanks mate.

>>716424137 (OP)
Probably curl down and cry
the TES world is extremely fucked up with justified genocides everywhere, scumbag gods who can fuck you over at their will, half the province is some alien fantasy shithole and you'll be hated 90% of everywhere depending of your race (99% if you're a dungmer or orc or beast), and if you're really unlucky some necromancer douchebag can trap you into soul hell for eternity

>>716424137 (OP)
I want to try riding a silt strider.
>the rider steers it by manipulating its internal organs directly
It sounds really fun. And disgusting.

>>716473516
>husband, you spent all our money on sweet rolls
>now we are homeless

>>716446491
I could use a guar... hell on my boots, though.

>>716487862
don't ride with a noob.
https://www.imperial-library.info/content/silt-strider-caravaners-log

>At 5 of the clock, set course for Gnaar Mok. Allowed novice Mertisi access to the drive-cavity to gauge aptitude. Novice pulled the left antennal lobe—prompted minor seizure in strider. Two passengers flung overboard. Seven parcels lost. After recovering passengers, sent Mertisi to stowage.

>At 7 of the clock, Novice Mertisi stepped on right suboesophageal ganglion. Prompted violent discharge of strider’s gastric system and musk tubules. Passengers rightly horrified. Sent Mertisi back to stowage.

>At 6 of the clock, Novice Mertisi poked ocellar nerve with curved vedran-prod. Strider began screeching immediately. Sent Novice Mertisi back to stowage.

>>716473110
I would not know how to not zero sum as that would take extreme levels of autism and denial that I do not have.

>>716482937
Morrowind is for trannies

Basically everybody who isn’t Caucasian or Black is fucked because they can’t pass for any Tamrieli race and probably will be suffer beastfolk-tier racism

>>716493919
Morrowind is for patricians from all walks of life. Trannies mostly play Skyrim with slut outfit mods. Retards play Oblivion, double retards play Oblivion Remastered.

>>716480381
Mages and scientists are the same thing in Tamriel. I'm sure the continents intelligentsia came up with a solution for healing people in case there's nobody skilled in restoration around or they're all out of magicka.

>>716424137 (OP)
Fuck a dunmer, their pussies are orange, right?

>>716424137 (OP)
I would explain to her that I am altmer girl, and start jumping around and gathering herbs, to level up acrobatics and alchemy, sell potions, buy crafting materials, and level up blacksmithing. Over time I would add enchanting too, and become the wealthy NPC providing high quality enchanted items and potions to adventurers in exchange for coins and cuddles.

Half the niggas in this thread can't even talk to a normal girl, but they think they'd totally bag women from a completely different race and culture.

Scrape together enough money through making potions to begin my long and arduous journey to Alinor so I can become a willing slave/collaborator for Meric supremacy. Perhaps one day I'll ingratiate myself enough with my masters to be allowed some small comforts, and I know I'll be laboring to serve a higher purpose.

>>716493919
This

>>716499320
>ESOshit

>>716496852
Sure, it's called potions

>>716499279
because the women from different races/cultures haven't been subverted by jews yet

I still hold the opinion that Ysolda should have been a greedy Khajiit woman instead who has a questline where you help her gain entry into Whiterun and then take care of Belethor or Hulda so she can take over the Bannered Mare or the general goods shop. That would have been based.

>>716468390
>>716471696
cring

>>716503389
yur cring

>>716424927
>2. Steal everything that isn't nailed down
based, that is the only way to play morrowind

>>716501648
Honestly yeah that would have been a cool quest line

>>716424137 (OP)
Learn magic
hope the universe installed some mods to make people look less ugly
fuck orc bitches

>>716491345
>At 4 of the clock, passengers reported that Novice Mertisi was missing. Thorough search of the strider revealed no sign of his presence. Likely fell overboard somewhere near Zergonipal. Tragic loss. Morale much improved.

>>716435972
The Gray Prince is half orc, half imperial, half vampire, yet he's physically just a straight up orc.

>>716506309
you cant be half three things retard

>>716508381
Vampirism is not a reace, it's a disease.
It's perfectly possible to be half-Indian, half-Paki and halfwit, just like yourself.

>>716508381
He's half man and half bearpig

>>716478183
Ideally

>>716468390
My wife Ma'kara is so beautiful!!!!!!!!

>>716424137 (OP)
>hope that my luck wakes me at Solitude
>ask locals what year is it
>it's Dragonborn time
>run to radiant raiment
>charm Elf sisters with my knowledge and other cool shit that would make me really smart in their eyes
>helping their store to skyrocket in popularity
>ff few days and i'm plap'n both of them every night and morning
>life is good
>never want to go back to earth

>>716506241
>At 7 of the clock, arrived in Tel Vos. All passengers save Mertisi accounted for. Was notified that I will receive a new trainee in Tel Mora. Morale suffers.

>>716424137 (OP)
Fuck a senche-raht

>>716512276
>inb4 reality

>>716424137 (OP)
>isekai

>>716450158
>claims to be a kirkbride fan and not an elder scrolls fan
>uses tes stuff not made by kirkbride
>acts in a way kirkbride himself has said is cringe and stupid
>has mental breakdown and deletes everything

Why are rpg fans like this?

>>716512957
>Troonhou

>>716512858
Granny elf pussy…

>>716513369
>tfw white
feels good bro

>>716512957
What if you woke up in Gensokyo instead? (You spawn outside the main village, youkai want to eat your human ass.)
>>716513369
You are an arab (Turk.)

>>716512858
BRING ME 10 SCAMP FORESKINS

>>716436149
Where did Terezi’s horns go?

>>716513462
>>716513481
Brown discord trannies just woke up.

>>716513694
Says the brown swarthoid mixed-breed arab known as Turk.
> (You are not European.)

>>716513481
>isekai
Please remember that isekai is possibly the least imaginative and most autistic genre of story telling in the world, especially when told by the japanese. The only market should be kids and not grown ass adults.

>>716513928
> So mad about a subgenre.
> Will never be mad at about moe genre.
> Will never be mad about harem battle genre.
That's just fiction in general too bad its people with money (adults) who buy media mostly to continue funding things. You are just being pretty hypocritical about your preferences if it comes to quality control.

>>716511102
She is!

pet the closest khajiit’s tummy

>>716481523
catsex

>>716424137 (OP)
Zero-sum

>>716518703
why

>>716424137 (OP)
>After frantically searching around to make sense of what just happened to me I drop down to my knees and give hasty prayer to the mighty Hist so that I may not have been reborn as a dirty Khajit.

>>716506309
>The Gray Prince is half orc, half imperial, half vampire
>half vampire
Is this some fucking stupid plot twist they made up for the story or secretly genius?

I asked god to send me to tamriel once I die

>>716520563
knowledge without mental preparedness

Join some Daedric coomer cult maybe

Dunmer are the Bulgarians of Tamriel.

>>716424740
I'm sure you could find one with a human fetish

>>716461717
>stealing AI art

>>716435972
>Elsweyr is filled with half-cat hybrids.
this busta doesn't even know how khajiit morphology works and tries to act like an authority on elder scrolls racial interbreeding

>>716424137 (OP)
What era? What place?

>>716424740
There is definitely some dunmer waifu out there with a fetish for being dominated by a Nord man.

>>716523280
4e5, vivec

>>716523280
4e. Cyrodiil.

Wouldn't someone who was aware of the elder scrolls game who woke up in one of the games just instantly achieve chim

>>716424137 (OP)
Die horribly within a matter of days. Hopefully sooner really, because having any of the Powers of that world take an interest in me will likely be far worse.

>>716445343
qrd?
reminds me of that one drunk pic of Kirkbride

>>716523857
Probably, being from a real realm like ours would probably be enough to stop any possibility of a zero sum

>>716525752
I wouldn't because I would instantly become immersed in the immersive world and immersive lore

I lift weights and train unarmed and weapon martial arts in real life so I could handle the lower level quest. I would focus on the monk class though and seek out the most skilled martial artist to train me until I was elder scrolls goku, Then I'd go find a few elves and bretons to impregnate.

>>716424807
>AI text
Nice output though

>>716424137 (OP)
Immediately kill myself. I really fucking despise the Elder Scrolls franchise

>>716466335
Faggot

>>716526214
>so I could handle the lower level quest.
>I would focus on the monk class
future cave skeleton. at least you would leave some children behind..

>>716526309
See >>716526547

>>716424137 (OP)
Get high on skooma.

>>716476118
>>716477508
The video algorithm on YouTube is ruthless and his vids were primarily being served to niche TES audience. Users who watch Young scrolls, lore podcasts and mod compilation videos. Had to be privated since he wants to make other kinds of vids now . A bunch of stuff was removed, not just TES.

>>716523857
>>716525752

No? Bitch? Does everyone achieve enlightenment after hearing how the Buddha did it?

>>716527075
Sounds like BS. It was lack of skill, plain and simple. The "niche audience" was a great stepping stone, that he just couldn't properly use, and ruining that opportunity won't help. Now if it's just about wanting to start with a clean slate for personal reasons that's understandable.

>>716446716
>who would become and author and just steal all the great classics of our world
Good luck remebering all them verbatim, and keeping the pace and word play after you translate them to another language.

>>716526309
gay

>>716527345
The enlightenment is just realizing that everything is a dream, isn't it? Which you would already know by being from the real world. Then you would only zero sum if you lost your sense of ego which I don't think you would since you know you're real from living in the real world before being transported.

>>716531052
You have to be trolling. Nobody is this dumb

Hey guys I heard the dawnguard is recruiting

>>716524734
Crush his cock with a rock he had must. Maximum pain he had must endure. Okay, there he went.

>>716512276
>charm Elf sisters with my knowledge and other cool shit that would make me really smart in their eyes

Sweet, a Elder Scrolls thread. Post your current character. Any Elder Scrolls game, not just Morrowind.

>>716535303
If you don't know how to make a bessemer converter, basic steam engine, and gunpowder you're basically a giant retarded faggot.

why is Skyrim so timeless?

>>716501648
>Miranda
holy fuck

>>716535467
bitch u look like a level 5 npc

>>716536972
I'm a level 1 king, thank you vary much!

>>716424137 (OP)
I will rape all the underage Dunmer girls I see.

>>716536727
Because it's still the most recent mainline elder scrolls game and you grew up with it

>>716536727
I played it only at launch and haven't touched it since.
I still have the map on the wall, kek.