Thread 717103035

>hunched over a desk
>keyboard/mouse
>big fucking headphones crushing your skull
>retinas burning from being inches away from a bright screen
>constant alt-tabbing and checking second monitor
Yep, it's time for utterly miserable, uncomfortable, soulless PC gaming.

>>717103035 (OP)
You're browsing 4chan right now.

>>717103105
On my cellphone like a normal person

>>717103105
To be fair this consolecuck is probably phoneposting.

>>717103035 (OP)
bimmy uses a keyboard like a spider btw

>>717103035 (OP)
here's your master controller player in action

erm actuallly peecee is superior I built it myself it's so good I can run ps1-ps2 emulators and uhhhh console AAA games and uuhhhhh *Windows BSODs*

>>717103035 (OP)
>this is work
Pianists would disagree.

>>717103181
Mike matei has beat Battletoads no warps, Super Mario Bros 3 all levels no death, Castlevania no subweapons, etc.

He absolutely mogs you in gaming skill, zoomer

>>717103035 (OP)
> constant alt-tabbing and checking second monitor
Please go fucking kill yourself if you think this is what normal people do. If I'm playing a game, I'm playing it, not alt-tabbing for no fucking reason.

>consolecucks are confused and bewildered by all console controllers working on PC
>they pay for online twice though
lmao
lol

>>717103181
Still better than 99.9% of /v/ including (you)

>>717103265
>play the same game for thousands of hours
>become good at it

>>717103181
Based. This is all the effort nuDOOM slop deserves

>>717103035 (OP)
Based. PC cucks seething

>>717103035 (OP)
PCMR fags can rattle off a dozen advantages of PC but can never name any games they've beaten the last six months.

Console bros actually PLAY GAMES

>>717103265
I'll kick his ass in souls pvp

>>717103368
You don't need thousands of hours to be good at a video game, retard

mike won

>>717103847
>Battletoads, Super Mario Bros 3, Castlevania
he's been playing these games since he was a kid, retard. he's been playing them for 3 decades. even the biggest retard could get good after such a long time.

>>717103035 (OP)
>hunched over a desk
Sit up straight or lay back then.
>keyboard/mouse
Use a controller then.
>big fucking headphones crushing your skull
Use speakers or a more comfortable headphone then.
>retinas burning from being inches away from a bright screen
Lower the brightness then.
>constant alt-tabbing and checking second monitor
Don't do this or don't get a second monitor then.

>>717103568
>Console bros actually PLAY GAMES
he he he he he he

>>717104132
And I played Contra and managed to finish it in an evening as a kid. Then I was able to beat it without dying in less than a week. Mastering those old games doesn't require thousands of hours

People here still don't understand that SOUL is how you play a video game, not the game itself. A game can be both soul/soulless depending on the control method

>>717103147
>retinas burning from being inches away from a bright screen
Retard.

Use a controller and plug your PC into the couch TV? Are you 79 years old and have never used a computer before?

>>717104245
Meanwhile on steam

>>717103035 (OP)
>I don't want to actually control my device
Could've just said that retard-kun

>consolesaar posts ai slop
Yup, it checks out.

>>717104245
Why do PC poors only play free games?

>>717104404
>ermmm but technically you can blah blah blah
Its funny he described how 99% of PC farts play and instead you scrapgoat to something that most dont do

>>717103035 (OP)
>>hunched over a desk
Do you not own a chair

>>717104565
What is ai slop made on again? PC right?

Is he gonna take you back to the past?

Doesn't seem healthy, OP. Personally, I use my pc from the comfort of my couch at a safe distance from my TV. You should try it sometime.

>>717104397
Phones are further than you are to your pc screen, quite easy to adjust a phone

>>717104603
Statistically 15% of Steam gameplay is with a controller, if they can do it why can’t you?

>>717103035 (OP)
It's interesting that James can make such innocent statements that make the cinemassacretruth troons seethe

>>717104343
nobody cares. go suck Mike's cock somewhere else.

Reminder that James has not been a gamer since 1995. Not a joke.

>>717104779
Do something a console can already, steamies just argue that PC gaming is shit and you should make PC like a console so its less shitty experience

>>717104391
>ai slopper talking about soul

>>717104849
I might need some help cause it's so big. Care to join me?

>>717104578
>erm, why do people play something that's avaliable to everyone?
Retard

>>717104965
Yes, you can use a controller for consoles and for PC. I don’t understand what you’re whining about

>>717105010
>ai slopper
AI sloppers are exclusively PC users

>>717104770
My typical distance from my monitors is 3'.

>>717103265
>Being this gay for Mike
>Mike isn't even the one playing DOOM
>Literally defended him for nothing

>>717105168
Except most games on PC dont outright support requiring troubleshooting and button rebinding. Why waste your time on that if console works out the box

>>717104770
>t.

>>717103035 (OP)
True. But being spread out on the couch with console gaming? Time to relax and truly enjoy yourself. Yeah... now that's gaming. That's the good stuff.

>>717103265
>Battletoads no warps, Super Mario Bros 3 all levels no death, Castlevania no subweapons, etc.
lmao
>>717103035 (OP)
if there were any truth to that, controller games would be more fun than mkb ones, but they aren't.

>>717105353
t.

>>717105513
Except the fact console players are normies that have more fun while PC nerds are loner autists that troon out or neck themselves

>>717105709
this problem can be very easily solved by just not playing video games like i do

>>717104849
>and now he's seething
Just admit you have a small ego and suck at games

>>717103035 (OP)
HDMI cable from PC to TV, speakers, wireless mouse and keyboard, sitting on couch. WOOOOOW! That was hard!

>>717105348
What year are you living in? Almost every game on Steam has automatic controller support now. There are more games on Steam with controller support than there are current gen console games in existence

>>717105596
Yes that's normal

>>717103035 (OP)
He's not talking about PC gaming he's talking about input device you stupid fucking retard.

>>717105821
>bro just play this new slop, what you want controller support on old games!?!?!?!

>>717105956
Shhhhh people here are too autist, they always misinterpret things and go off on their own tangents

>>717105991
Anything after 2008 or so just supports Xbox 360 controllers out of the box, and steam basically pretends to be an Xbox 360 controller.
I can use my chink snes USB joystick as a "Xbox 360 controller" on most games without remapping anything.

>>717105812
>HDMI cable from PC to TV

>>717106152
What, do you prefer HDMI to composite to TV?
I gotchu

>>717105709
well you're not gonna convince me of that because i'm in better shape and have more sex than normies and I know PC games are more fun.
it doesn't even make sense considering that PC just has faster interaction between user and machine, and the games are built with that in mind. console games are made to be sloppy and movie-like, for obese incel normies

>>717106107
>Anything after 2008 or so just supports Xbox 360 controllers out of the box
Why lie tho

>>717105791
my clip of James being terrible at a game made you seethe and foam from mouth, now shut up downie.

>>717105991
I don’t have a game in my library without controller support, even tactical strategy games that I would never touch with a controller somehow has full support

>>717104770
>Phones are further than you are to your pc screen
No they absolutely are not. The average distance a monitor sits from you is 30 inches, a bit longer than the average person's arm. Absolutely nobody reads their phone from that distance, ever.

>>717103147
2016 and its consequences have been a disaster for 4chan

>>717106231
Henry Cavill, get the fuck out of /v/ and go do live action JC Denton or something.

I tried playing on a couch and TV for the first time in like a decade and it sucked. I couldn't see shit and the sound mixing was terrible.

>>717106231
>because i'm
the heart of autism, it can not understand that people around him are different to himself
>THIS CANT BE THE CASE BECAUSE IM DIFFERENT OK!?!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE AVERAGE HEIGHT IS 5'8??? IM FUCKING 5'11 SO THAT CANT BE RIGHT

>>717106242
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DirectInput#XInput
2008 was a conservative guess even.

>>717106252
Great deflection. Keep seething

>>717106443
you are completely illiterate. try reading a whole book some time

>>717103265
Mike isn't even the one playing you colossal faggot, that's James. And who fucking cares if he was good at NES games, if this was him playing then he fucking sucks and lost whatever he used to have.

>>717106264
>The average distance a monitor sits from you is 30 inches

Wow and the average console user is 6 feet so you must have eye problems

>>717106507
Not an argument autismo, your personal anecdote doesn't mean shit

>>717106645
you couldn't follow an argument if you can't follow a basic conversation. you probably don't even know what an argument is

>>717106552
Yes, because the average television is larger than the average monitor. Are you under the impression that it is healthier for you to use a computer from 6 feet away? I am begging you to stop posting, your stupidity may be contagious.

>>717106494
>deflection
you brought up Mike for literally no reason. the one who was playing in the clip was James, you stupid idiot. you need brain operation cuz it's malfunctioning.

>>717106152
That is the best way to connect a PC toa television anon

>>717103035 (OP)
My pc is connected to the living room tv actually.

>>717106747
>you probably don't even know what an argument is
Neither do you as you never made one

>>717106361
>Loudly exclaiming it only browses the mobile internet after making room-temperature arguments
>thinks it's a win
https://www.jawa.gg/blog/how-to-use-motherboard-hdmi-and-gpu-hdmi/
>Humiliated with one tutorial

>>717106868
>Are you under the impression that it is healthier for you to use a computer from 6 feet away?
Yes since you get radiation and eye strain

>>717107041
>tries to flex his logic prowess by saying something completely illogical
i accept your concession

>>717103035 (OP)
I love watching this guy, but I don't listen to most of his opinions on video games, because he is bad at them. Very bad, just like Mike is bad at games.
He does know his horror though, shame he isn't making a horror movie and was have woke AVGN which is a shit movie.

>>717107145
Why did you post this when we were discussing monitors and televisions? Are you completely retarded? Please don't answer that question, that was rhetorical.

>>717107136
I have no idea what the fuck you were trying to say with this non-sequitur. Did you reply to the wrong post?

>>717103847
Mike does though.

>>717107164
>types like a midwit 14 year old trying to sound smart
>still no argument made
Im guessing you dont want to make one

>>717103181
I could've done better with my ballsack slamming the keyboard away

>>717104457
>So many games people can't even play them all VS no games
I don't think this is the own you think it is.

>>717103035 (OP)
James Rolfe is unironically a retard who attended special education school so it's fair to assume anyone who uses this argument is too

>>717107218
What do you think they emit

>>717104391
Thats not soul you stupid fucking zoomers. Soul mean the developers put their heart and "soul" into a game. A game they believe in and love.
Souless are games made by faggots who just show up and peck code for a paycheck..
Fucking zoomers, everyone of you should wiped the earth.

>>717107443
>>So many games people can't even play them all
>dont play a single one
How is that in any way different to no games

>>717107304
So does 99% of /v/

>>717107461
photons you moron, you think your monitor is emitting wi-fi signals?

>>717103035 (OP)
James "Firewire port for the PC computer" Rolfe

>>717106152
>HDMI from cable box to TV
>HDMI from laptop to TV
>HDMI from Steamdeck to TV

>>717107558
No soul is how you play. its soulful to play guitar hero with a guitar controller, but its soulless to play the same game with a keyboard

>>717106152
>HDMI cable from 4k disc player to TV

>>717107643
You think its emitting only one frequency

>>717103035 (OP)
>>big fucking headphones crushing your skull
>>retinas burning from being inches away from a bright screen
>>constant alt-tabbing and checking second monitor
You can just not do these things. I don't even get why the headphones meme exists

>>717103035 (OP)
Console wars are for people too poor to be playing videogames. Go get a job.

>>717107710
HDMI is for poors, techlets, and browns.
Display Port is what the chads now use.

>>717106152
>HDMI to pirate TV station

>>717107642
I'm glad I am part of the 1%.

>>717107381
if having just a little bit of reasoning ability is midwit-tier, you are barely functioning. would not be surprised considering how many here are proudly welfare NEETs
i'm not going to make a formal argument for someone who can't understand what I'm saying. Go read shakespeare to your dog if you think that makes sense. well, play an audiobook since you probably couldn't do that

burden of proof is on you here, anyway. You claim normies preferring consoles is proof that they are 'more fun'. Do you also think that expensive things are never worth their cost because normies are unfamiliar with them? Is your average american's shopping cart the epitome of great food?
>food analogy

>>717107145
To be fair the sun does that even more

>>717107792
You have Downs Syndrome don't you?

>>717107954
>poors and techlets use uncompressed 4k 120hz
uh ok

>>717107954
semantics

>>717107559
>I have so much money I can't spend it all is the same as I have no money at all

>>717108159
>I have so much money I can't spend it all
More like you can't spend one single cent, which is the same as no money at all

>>717108018
lol if you actually had a reasoning ability you would see normal happy people use consoles and play closely with family and friends, meanwhile PC is made to be played alone mostly by autistic loners

>pc market: exists
>/v/: *mental breakdown*
what causes this?

>>717108023
Except you aren't in the sun 24/7 365 like you are with your wifi

>>717108018
I just wanted to agree with you and that other retarded console faggot needs to go back. All of the people I know who are "normal" nerds are married, some with kids and they all use PCs. No one ever owns a console from the last 3 gens. Minus a switch that their kids play on.

>Move pc an inch
>It isn't turning on now

>>717107954
My television doesn't have a displayport port.

>>717103265
>He's good at old games he has played a million times
No shit, I'm also amazing at a few specific games I played a lot too, but I'm sure that in general I'm still better at games than someone who's mostly obsessed with old arcade and NES games

>>717108594
Stop faggot, you are wrong. When a console fag tell me his systems and I say I play on PC, they can't do anything but STFU. They try to talk to me about FPS games and they I talk about aim assist and again they STFU. Then I tell them to come find me when they get a PC.

>>717108409
Stop faggot, you are wrong. When a console fag tell me his systems and I say I play on PC, they can't do anything but STFU. They try to talk to me about FPS games and they I talk about aim assist and again they STFU. Then I tell them to come find me when they get a PC.

>>717108497
I get a shitload of sunlight on me and it does actual physical harm and increases risk for cancer. I don’t really care but it’s funny to point out

>>717103035 (OP)
>big fucking headphones crushing your skull
Do zoomers really have such weak bones that headphones crack their skull?

>>717105013
kek

>>717108880
Consolechads have PCs, they just moved past the honeymoon and realized how utterly soulless and miserable PC gaming is.

For me, it's MiSTer, modded Wii, PS3, Xbox Series BC, PS5, Switch, and PC just for exclusives and some indies.

>>717108594
>All of the people I know who are "normal" nerds are married, some with kids and they all use PCs
same. everyone I know who is successful, but still plays games has PC as their 'main' gaming, even if they have a console or two kicking around

>>717108880
Doesn't change a thing i said

>>717108942
>it does actual physical harm and increases risk for cancer
You fell for the propaganda, time for your covid booster

I mostly play games on my mac* now

*OSX removed, Manjaro installed

>>717108000
Nice trips of skill dude!

>>717109213
>The sun doesn't cause skin damage
I advise you to go look at how the skin of avid sunbathers look. Leathery and aged as fuck.

>>717109102
PCchads have consoles. they just moved past the low IQ limitations of them and move to PC after realizing how limted their consoles really are.

For me it's PS3, Genesis, PSP, PS1, Game Gear and Switch (for my kids)

>>717109213
>what is sunburn
>what is skin cancer

>>717109375
They realized they don't want to troubleshoot and tinker, they just want to play the damn game and be comfy

>>717109135
like many things in life, it depends on who you tend to associate with. If you're financially and socially successful, but have nerdy interests, work in tech, etc. you probably appreciate PC gaming. I was just hearing this guy talk about how he dropped out to be a roofer and everyone he knows who went to college are having a hard time and are in debt. He tends to associate with the lower tier of society, so that's what he observes. Successful people are outside of his scope in daily life

>>717109356
And live longer than pale retards, whats your point? Even smokers with a tan outlive pale non-smokers

>>717107886
Anon, your monitor doesn't emit wi-fi signals. In any frequency. You are a colossal idiot, stop offering your opinions when you don't know dick about anything.

>>717109378
You mean things that increased with more people staying indoors and using sunscreen

>>717107954
Okay anon. I'll humor you. Why do you prefer display port over HDMI?

>>717109625
Yeah just ignore the PC next to the monitor that does

>>717109674
Are the people staying indoors getting skin cancer or the boomers who now live to 100 and tanning for decades?

>>717109561
>>717109356
You do need a decent amount of exposure to the sun.
If you don't, you get shit like vision issues.

>>717109561
Let me guess, your non-smoker literally avoids the sun to an unhealthy degree instead of any average Joe who gets a normal amount of sun without specifically sunbathing.
My point is that a regular Joe has far more healthy skin than anyone who actively sunbathes.

>>717109939
Not that much if you’re white, 10-15 minutes a few times a week

>hunched over a desk
Bitch I'm sitting in a sofa. Stop using shitty gamer chairs

>>717109792
Your monitor doesn't have to be next to your PC, or for that matter your router. You are seriously coping here, this is getting pathetic.

>>717110227
>10-15 minutes a few times a week
Pants on head retarded

>>717109508
I understand, hence the low IQ part in there. They can't be bothered to learn to use a great piece of technology so they opt for the dumb dumb version.

>>717110429
Great contribution

>>717109674
This is a completely unsourced image, I could completely invert the figures and it would be as credible as your claims

>>717103368
You mean like what zoom eternal players do??
>>717104245
meanwhile pcgroids
>dota 2
>cs
>lol
>sum random streamer bait mp slop

Just stfu lil bro

>>717109929
>the people staying indoors getting skin cancer
Yes these people are, turns out staying indoors your whole life isnt how humans were made to live crazy huh

>>717110532
>can't learn
vs.
>don't want to be constantly fiddling with that bullshit when it's time to relax and unwind
Two very different things, underage retard.

You'll get it when you're older.

>>717110426
>bro just keep your router and PC 30 feet away and use a faraday cage for yourself

>>717110606
Do you have some evidence to back that up? And no, your unsourced image is not evidence.

>>717110551
Yeah bro people are used to only going outside 10 minutes a few times a week. like your ancestors, they ran out of caves and got their 10 minutes than ran back to their caves

>>717110694
Who said anything about 30 feet? My point is you can easily keep your router just as far from you if you're concerned about wi-fi as it would be from you when using your television. Am I talking to a infant? Or just someone with the mind of an infant?

>>717110747
https://www.midwesterndoctor.com/p/dermatologys-disastrous-war-against

>>717109508
Most games on steam you can just download and play instantly with no fiddling whatsoever.

Of course if you WANT a better experience, you can go and fiddle, but it's not necessary.

>>717109792
My PC doesn't have Wi-Fi or Bluetooth.

>>717110872
>easily keep your router just as far from you if you're concerned about wi-fi
And what distance do you think that is cause you easily cant do that

>>717110905
>midwesterndoctor.com
fucking hell, I am so eager for a CME to spare me having to talk to you retards anymore

It's hilarious PC gaymers play games in the most miserable way possible and then wonder why they get jaded of gaming.

Console gaming is comfy as fuck, simple as. Whether it's older consoles or modern ones, both are preferable to being hunched over at a desk glued to a screen with headphones on

>>717111004
How far away is your router from your television when in use, and why would you find it impossible to do the same from your computer? I am genuinely asking now, I want to see you use your brain.

>>717110905
>"I write The Forgotten Side of Medicine where I expose pharmaceutical corruption and remarkable therapies lost to time for the health"
Ah right, this type of guy who simply "spits the truth". Thanks for linking me a quack but I have more braincells than that.

>>717103035 (OP)
>commute to office to only join a zoom call there

>>717110965
Modern games, sure, and even then it's usually tinkering with settings before you get bored and tab out.

Games from more than 10 or so years ago though have constant troubleshooting issues that usually still persist even after patches and PCGW fixes

>>717110824
That’s not what I said, you should probably leave the house more often than the minimum required time the skin needs to absorb vitamin D. You probably have a job, hobbies or friends

>>717111062
you've gotta work on your posture and general muscle mass if that really sounds miserable

> waaa I need a bespoke toy with big bright coloured buttons to have fun

Grow up.

>>717111196
Indeed, but at least it is possible to run em without having to buy an older PC.

>>717111062
>not having a DAC and shelf speakers.
>only using a headset when gaming with bros
>only use headphones when watching movies or listening to music.
You don't know shit about PCs and are just using what you see on twitch so stop.

>>717110981
Most newish PC have that built in now a days.

>>717110683
Sorry but you ousted yourself as the zoomer faggot. If you are intelligent enough, you won't have the "fiddle" with it for to long. You are either some low IQ brownoid or are just a mental midwit. I think it a little of both based on your leddit typing.

>>717103035 (OP)
80iq take

not like you can also use a tv as a secondary display with any controller with the biggest game library and older games with high res/framerates, right?

modern consoles can't even play older games.

>>717110683
When I relax and unwind I don't fiddle or tinker with anything at all. This isn't something you have to refresh every day zoomer, you learn something one time and you have it forever. If you are too stupid to figure out how to play a game on a computer you are definitively double-digit IQ, and I'm not just memeing here. It is adult LEGOs, and saying that I've actually seen kids put a competent build together.

>>717110683
>install Steam
>download game
>press play

Lol

>>717113303
phew. how do you even manage to get anything else done that day?