Thread 717187223

Why are all of Pauline's costumes barefoot?
That's a little weird, even the snow area one is

>>717187223 (OP)
built for footjobs....

because its tranny propaganda
look she's even dressed like the average tranny because the game is trying to signal to you that """""""she"""""""'s just a trooned out boy, the big blonde wig, the ugly drag makeup, she even spins around to elude to the "dress go spinny" trannoid meme
this game is made to make little boys look at """"""""her"""""""" and go "mommy mommy i wanna look like her mommy my egg is cracking mommy m-my egg MOMMY MY EGG OUUUUGH MY EEGG IT'S SO HOT I'M CUMMING MOMMY PLEASE I WANNA BE A HOT SEXY TRANNY" so of course """"""""she"""""""" needs to be sexualized so that alongside the trooning out the boys can also get a lifelong fetish and become prostitutes from a young age

>>717187523
I can tell your egg is about to crack lol

>>717187523
this post reeks of mental illness
it's just a reference to the donkey kong arcade game illustrations

>>717187523
So this is the final stage of tranny derangement

>>717187523
trvke that the elite want to bury as evidenced by the paid trannies from the previous replies

>>717187523
>>717187841
i love false fagging

>>717187223 (OP)
>children in heavy makeup
uhh

Pedophile thread.

who cares? why are you making such a big deal about this?

>>717188086
Well it's weird, isn't it?

>>717187986
lol

giving mariofags a genuine loli to autistically obsess over was a mistake

>>717187223 (OP)
Her feet get sweaty easy

because she's stranded outside of civilization with a bunch of monkeys and being barefoot is pretty normal when you cant get shoes fitted for you

>>717188424
Kids run around barefoot all the time.

We need to be respectful to Pauline.

>>717188586
The zebras have boots, and the ostriches have sneakers
They can sell her kid sized clothes but they can't find a pair of shoes?

No one with a logical priority system cares.

>>717187523
Thanks for the copypasta

>>717188940
I watched a normalfag streamer play it and the very first thing he brought up when hitting the second costume shop was how it was weird that Pauline didn't have shoes in this outfit
The first one was overlooked because it was a swimsuit

>>717187523
kekked

>>717188586
>>717188754
her being barefoot is thematic, it symbolizes how she's stranded outside of civilization, it's visual theming

>>717187523
Nigga
Get help

>>717187223 (OP)
It would be rude to stand on DK's back with shoes on.

>>717189041
I want to make fun of the ESL mistakes in this image but I don't want to discourage OC.

>>717187223 (OP)
>>717188424
>>717189327
mindboggling how they just ripped off a hat in time and added donkey kang in there

>>717187523
what

>>717187523
Go to therapy

>>717187523
Y'knowI never actually noticed how big /v/'s tranny insanity problem is until today but i think this finally opened my eyes

>>717187523
Least deranged /v/-poster

>>717187523
What the fuck makes you reach this level of delusion. This is borderline schizophrenic.

>>717189897
It's going to get even worse when the Persona 4 remake comes out and Naoto is rewritten to be a pooner.

>>717187523
What

>>717187523
godpost.

Okay guys, this is why Pauline does not wear shoes.

>>717187523
seek help

>>717187223 (OP)
>Why are all of Pauline's costumes barefoot?
Why do you keep asking this question?

>>717190121
She's kneeling though
Gotta show them floor slappers to the camera

>>717187523
Bro

footfags are strange. it's as if there were people who were convinced that earlobes are the sexiest thing in the world and are convinced that anything focusing on them is secretly pandering to their community.

>>717189932
Thats not ai shit right? looks pretty good

>>717187523
Based (You) farmer

>>717187523
Famtisu bro...

>>717187223 (OP)
I’m really impressed by Nintendo’s ability to keep getting away with it. I have no idea why they’re somehow exempt from criticism when the designs of things like inklings are so clearly sexualized. I’ve realized the answer is that the people often complaining about oversexualization in gaming are okay with it when it’s their fetish (pedophilia) and don’t want it to go away.

Personally idgaf they’re fake characters and pixels.

>>717187523
Well you sure are silly anon!
In fact all those who find trannies disgusting are just as silly aren't they?
Hahaha, I am silly too!

>>717190443
This man has never nibbled a woman's earlobe

>>717190720
dude there's no tranny here calm down lol

>>717190847
YOU ARE A TRANNY
YWNBAWWWWW

>>717187523
Eric, you need to accept that Mario and Pauline might have a daughter.
You can't just lash out at people.
I know you can do better.

my my silly chuds are at it again! some sister please put me in a screencap!

>>717191006
lol your brain has to be absolutely fried on sides and culture war discourse if you see someone acting up and immediately think i
>oh no it's making my side look bad, it has to be the work of the enemy faction
as opposed to
>heh what a singular weirdo

If you guys do not understand how Mario and Pauline might have a daughter, please consult this infographic.

I LOVE PAULINE
I wanted her to be named Princess Maria but Little Pauline is even better

>>717191417
you both are weirdos

>>717187696
That one has shoes on though.

>>717190689
This is literally blatantly untrue. Loli is looked down upon and your ragebait is an example of that. Nintendo fags just exempt every little thing Nintendo does for some reason but that never applies outside that circle.

>>717191417
NO ANON YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THERE'S NO ME, THERE'S NOTHING BEHIND THESE SOULLESS EYES, ONLY CULTURE WAR
I HAVE BASED MY ENTIRE IDENTITY ON POLITICS
BLUE SIDE RED SIDE IT'S ALL I HAVE IT'S ALL I CAN MUSTER
IF SOMEONE LIKE ME IS CRAZY THEN WHO AM I? I MUST BE CRAZY TOO, RIGHT? NO, NO IT MUST BE A RUSE, A TRICK! PROTECT MY CLAN I SHALL FOR IT IS ALL I AM!
I am being sarcastic, in case I have to explain that, don't worry.

>>717187523
most mentally sane party post

The people in this thread must respect Pauline because she might be Mario's daughter.

>>717190986
You know, I just noticed something about the default costume.
Since she's a super late bloomer and still prepubescent at age 14 (has to be because we know what she looks like past puberty), why does she wear a bra under the dress.

>>717193072
Your a faget

I guess it's to make her more akin to a young ape.

DK is supposed to be a dad figure of sorts, and she is the daughter he must protect.

>>717187523
Zased, keep fighting the good fight and exposing them tranny grooming faggots.

>>717191683
Which makes it all the stranger that her costume doesn't

>>717187223 (OP)
this child is way too sexualised

>>717187523
spbp

>>717187523
>she's even dressed like the average tranny
Like a woman?

>>717194672
What is sexualized?

The Feet? Did you jerk off to the Flintstones?

barefoot characters have value beyond your fetishes being satiated

it gives them personality and implies that they are used to living a rougher life than most

>>717188754
Its better this way I refuse to question it

>>717194829
>yes

>>717194829
the makeup

>>717187523
when the nvke is trve

Kidfeet

>>717195101
>shartyfags are actually this deranged
what caused this

>>717187223 (OP)
japs love cute feet too. Nothing more

>>717187223 (OP)
There's nothing inherently sexual about feet. Also IIRC she does wear shoes/sandals in some of them.

>>717195320
The mods allowed /qa/ to fester for too long until it metastasized into whatever they are now
They could have stopped it, and didn't, and even made fun of people pointing out the problem

>>717187223 (OP)
The real answer is because she doesn't want to hurt DK's back with shoes

>>717195359
That's actually not true, not a single one of her outfits has any footwear except her postgame "diva" outfit

>>717195534
We need Nintendo to make Super Mario, but for women.

Suzannefag please go away

>>717187223 (OP)
Because her shoewear contains a huge implication.

>>717195879
Is it safe for a 13 year old girl to busk alone in New York/Donk City?

>>717195963
No, they all look like hentai templates.

>>717195879
I predicted that she would be wearing blue pants and black shoes.

The fact that this guy is still trying to push his improbable Mario daughter theory when the ending is literally a reference to Odyssey's Pauline is astonishing, what kind of autism is this?

>>717190394
I LOVE YOU PIPPI

>>717196312
Uh...that's not the 100% ending, the full ending contains the npcs from all the layers cheering along DK. Also, if Pauline is related to Mario then she is his granddaughter.

>>717196312
infatuation with fictional children

>>717196312
There are likely three generations of Paulines.
Please consult this infographic.

BOO

>he actually instantly stopped posting
Hilarious

Imagine how tasty her feet must be

>>717197210
You mean feet?

>>717195476
the final truthnuke is that /qa/fags were based and shartygroids are cringe south american pavement apes.
trust me when I say, there are no /qa/fags left on the sharty, the retarded admins over the years (they’ve had like 12 kek) drove them out. They went back to /int/, /pol/ and /trash/.

I was trying to find cute father daughter DK pauline art but like half the artists are annoying tumblr types who just want to draw her having lesbian sex with rosalina

>>717197248
Please do not disrespect Pauline.

>>717195879
Which is...?

>>717197550
?

>>717187523
the post that filtered reddit

>>717187223 (OP)
Why? Its easy. Its called being lazy and greedy. No one wants to make a whole new model with shoes for just 1 outfit.

>New Donk City was called that before the kongs ever stepped foot there
>Besides the game's title and the shelter music that samples DK Rap, DK is never actually called Donkey Kong in the game, only DK
What's the lore implication of this, then

>>717197786
She has a red and blue color scheme, and the shoes she wears there continue that trend I guess.

Some people are theorizing she's related to Mario in some way, despite the game never saying anything, even in the one where she literally meets Mario.

What did Nintendo mean by all of this?

>>717197913
Why don't you tell us what you're thinking?

>>717197913
Donkey seems to be some sort of title. Presumably all the other names are too. Since a previous Donkey became Cranky.

That could also DK Jr and Kiddie Kong might be the same character.

>>717197996
Hmm I don't know can you tell me what they meant by this>>717196808

The planet core?!?

>>717198153
They do that because of marketing.

>>717198327
Oh but what you posted is exempt from that? It doesn't help your case when you just pick and choose things you want to believe like an autist.

>>717198327
>The devs explicitly spell out their vision for the game because of marketing
ok then lol

>>717196312
Actually she's Odyssey Pauline's granddaughter and the entire Donkey Kong franchise has secretly been taking place in the distant future all along.

>>717198402
They might be marketing her as Pauline because she might be the new main Pauline, just like how Rare DK became the main Donkey Kong, even though at least one other Donkey Kong exists.

>>717187223 (OP)
Why are the soles so erotic looking? Everything else looks like a cartoon. WTF Nintendo

>>717187363
Got any to share?

>>717198657
Why her granddaughter and not just her daughter?
Yes, Donkey Kong Bananza takes place far into the future, but not that far.

>>717198727
No clue

Every Mario game stars a different Mario from the previous one. You can't disprove this.

>>717198923
I don't know, that's just the latest headcanon retards have latched onto lately.

>>717196363
Any drawfag here?
Would be cute for Pauline to dress up as Pippi, would love to see Pauline in pigtails

>>717187223 (OP)
Why does a little girl have a stepford wife costume.

>>717198923
Because if you played the game you would know the only relative Pauline mentions is her grandma, over and over, who never shows up, and if you knew about DK in general you would know that Miyamoto would never let people change the setting of the first game, OG DK kidnapping Pauline. No jumpman or Lady shit, the canon is DK (now cranky) kidnapping Pauline. Now if you can't make the connection between Cranky's grandson and Pauline's granddaughter making amends then you should check the water.

>>717199601
To reference the character's original depiction.

Don't overthink it.

>>717197996
>Miyamoto: "Mario dumped Pauline and fucked off to Mushroom Kingdom to chase after some Peachussy"
That's the evidence you chose to include in your shipping schizoboard?

>>717199697
Nintendo might reveal that Lady Pauline is the grandma and Mayor Pauline is the mom.
Mayor Pauline might be the Pauline equivalent to DK Jr. who is Rare DK's dad.

Pauline is Pauline. Anything else is delusional headcanon drivel.

>>717195963
Are you really going to mess with the girl that's protected by an ape that smashed all the way to the centre of the earth with his fists and who the city is named after?

>>717187223 (OP)
Wearing that outfit and enticing me...

>>717190689
Xenoblade had Rex and people were outraged about Mythra's short skirt. Lmao.

>>717199076
Didn't remember her having such a short skirt...

>>717202170
I don't see a little boy bulge though...

>>717203197
His butt hole is clearly outlined though, but again no outrage. All you got was people calling you a creep when you noticed that Rex had jiggle physics in his ass when he is climbing.

>>717187223 (OP)
Because feetfags are absolutely deranged and incapable of not shoving their shitty fetish everywhere.

>>717187223 (OP)
Someone please diaper this brat

>>717203618
Good

>>717203457
No shit no one complained about it, you're never gonna see it outside of that one cutscene.

>>717203457
Well anon that's obviously just a seam in his mod-
>ll you got was people calling you a creep when you noticed that Rex had jiggle physics in his ass when he is climbing.
Wait for real? damn...
I should play it.

>>717202170
No one was looking at Rex in that game little bro

>>717187523
Wow. You really have cooked your brain huh anon?

>>717196808
Retards will deny this

>>717187223 (OP)
nintendo saw the response to pragmata and wanted to get in on it
cute, smooth soles sell

>>717200020
Make top mom a ? And we're good

>>717196808
the fact that the "theory" continued after this shows that these people don't actually care about facts and just want their fanfic headcanon

>>717212952
remember the mario mandate?

>>717187223 (OP)
So she’s not wearing shoes on DK

>>717191889
No, it’s literally Pauline

>>717200020
Pauline from OG DK is her grandmother and Lady is her mother
This is our current Pauline now as a child
And DK is DK obviously

>>717187223 (OP)
The makeup and nail paint is too much. Just makes it weird.

>>717196312
>all the pedos cheering on the singing loli
Just like japan!

>>717197913
New Donk was called Big City in DK94 and Big Ape City in DK Land.
There is a official novelization of DK Land that claims Big Ape City was once a Kong ruled civilization, until they decided to return to nature.

The weirdest part isnt the feet, its the fact she is somehow supposed to be 13 years old.

>>717217959
She is a Mario midget.

>>717217959
13 yr olds are short and cutesy, they arent adults yet

>>717210726
nobody gives a shit about bananza or pragmata

>>717190443
I categorize footfags next to piss and shitfags. Extremely abnormal fetish.

>>717187223 (OP)
Why did Nintendo make their child look like some bimbo whore? Does Nintendo want me to treat and use children like prostitutes?

>>717218734
it's just a bodypart bro

>>717218947
Yes but you guys obsess over it abnormally. Its like if someone was sexually attracted to hands.

Armpits are fine because they are basically pit pussies and grow pussy hair.

>>717219014
>Its like if someone was sexually attracted to hands
So every woman ever?

>>717219513
I think the Sony schizo got very angry about Pauline.

>>717218503
13 is junior high age. She should have body proportions equivalent to sailor moon, unless she really is just a midget.

>>717219513
What?

>>717187223 (OP)
Does she have spats?

>>717219513
some tin foil hat called the game transexual propaganda

>>717187223 (OP)
>>717188424
>>717188754
Please God let me see her hymen!
Please God let me see her hymen!
Please God let me see her hymen!

>>717194829
I had a Flintstones toy as a kid,, i think from kinder eggs, betty or wilma, Maybe both,and they were commando, no underwear

I thought that was hot

>>717220861
Please do not disrespect Pauline by saying that.

>>717187223 (OP)
Imagine her little budding loli pubes. Nude mode when?

>175 posts
>nobody posted what's under the dress
/v/ is slipping

>>717187223 (OP)
Feet are not sexual

>>717221015
>Please do not disrespect Pauline by saying that.
But I want her to show it to me voluntarily.

>>717221128
No one actually owns the game

>>717187223 (OP)
Nintendo knows their fanbase is full of pedophiles

>>717221272
You mean podophiles

>>717221194
Wanting that is not respectful to Pauline.

>>717221376
She can make her own decisions, you bigot.

>>717187223 (OP)
I'm not sure how it is in other languages but at least in JP the sound Pauline makes to break seals sounds like she's about to start singing lets get retarded

>>717221537
But Anon, what if she is the daughter of Mr. Video Games himself?

>>717188482
I mean there’s Ashley but we were close with Wapeach, there’s also Wendy and Toadette

>>717221156
Girl feet are sex organs, male feet are just gross
Know the difference

>>717188754
FeetPlap
FeetPlap

>>717189547
I don’t think DK would like a little girl riding in his shoulder with shoes on

>>717217959
Yeah it's a bit weird, especially considering she grows up to be pretty tall.
I suspect she started younger but it was too hard to write so they aged her up but didn't have time to fix the model

>>717190443
Ears can actually be cute and I always wanted to kiss a woman on her ear I heard it gives a tingly feeling, omg I just did an unintentional pun

>>717190230
Sometimes she stands on him, I guess they didn't want her to step on him. But they could've given her some soft slippers or something

>>717190689
>fake characters and pixels.

You mean fictional characters that are drawn by the fans

>>717190986
Also Mario & Peach are “Good Friends” can’t forget that

>>717222378
They could have at least had her wear socks.

>>717187363
bruh

>>717196808
Boo? From Monsters Inc?

Feet do nothing for me

>>717197913
You forget in Odyssey that a lot of Avenues and Street names are a Donkey Kong reference?

>>717222637
She does in one outfit
Well, tights

>>717198980
Plap Step
Plap Step

https://x.com/HatokTalk/status/1793082807830638863

>>717202170
Rexussy

>Captcha: YAP4K

>>717221156
Then why do women paint their toes and get pedicures? If you happen to be a femanon you can explain it all

>>717187523
True. Also reminder that the final boss is a racist that a black man beats up. It's normalizing and glorifying black on white violence.
And the fact that Mario, most recognizable fictional white male character was publically cucked by a blonde beauty that he keeps simping for. Why? Because he's a manlet.
So combining whole trooning out with Pauline and boys being reminded constantly that pretty girls want only tall guys, boys are gonna transition twice the harder.
Blacks are seen as good, beating up right-wing is glorified and fetishized along trooning out while serving your black king, and that you have no chance with women. Boys are forcibly feminized and used by black men. That is the future Nintendo wants

>>717223105
Strangely hot

>>717221156
Tell that to women.

>>717221845
I hate her being paired with the Wa-s, that should be Shrup. She should be a younger sister of Peach that is more aggressive/a fighter.

I like the end where her feet get covered in mushy bananas.

theres many reasons:

>a stranded jungle girl shouldnt be wearing shoes.
>wearing shoes would harm DK
>someone in the devteam has a foot fetish.

but seriously, they should add an update with shoe choices for Loline, it is annoying to see her barefoot with all those costumes.

>>717189041
>I am le centrist
nazi chuds have been ruining games way more than trannies

>>717187523
Yeesh. This guy gives us transphobes a bad name.
In fact... is this guy even an actual transphobe? Who other than a troon would use the term "egg" unironically?

Anyhow, yeah. The whole game feels weirdly sexually charged. God knows how much porn there must be by now of Pauline getting stretched out by the Bananza forms

why cant you fucks just masturbate and move on like a supernormal?

In DK Bananzooie you'll be able to take control of Pauline Jr. with split pads

Normalfaggots just don't see it. We footchads on the other hand have a foot fap material

>>717189740
How so?

>>717225516
Giving her shoes in an update would just draw more attention to it.

>>717199076
There used to be this girls cartoon channel on plutotv that aired pippi and a bunch of other cartoons for girls that I would put on and goon to all day long but they got rid of it a few months ago , the fucking assholes

>>717191683
because she's a child and children should always have visible feet

>>717222637
DK should be thankful that they're Mary James and not heels

>>717187223 (OP)
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>>717221156
they are

>>717230929
my feet aren't sexy

>>717187223 (OP)
gives her design symmetry with DK

>>717231050
that's your problem, not of women with sexy feet

>>717188086
>>717188424

Most japanese people are childfree and they ignore that children need shoes. You see this in lots of anime and manga.

>>717187223 (OP)
>>717188424
>>717188754
>>717189327

>>717232810
if you walk barefoot your a faggot also enjoy your splinters fag

>>717216117
It's a reference

>>717223392
Truth nuke

>>717222993
>in [game that obviously takes place chronologically decades after Bananza where Donkey Kong saved a city that was on the literal opposite side of the planet from where he's from]
and?

>>717187223 (OP)
God I love the makeup

>>717240978
The piss yellow wig is a bit much for me

>>717240978
Why us Nintendo putting makeup on a child?

>>717217959
My niece was a little munchkin up until she turned 13, now suddenly she's as all as me.

Usually kids have his their adult growth spurt by 13, but I guess Pauline is just on the verge of hers. It's kind of shocking how suddenly it happens.

>>717221156
Women are sexual. Literally everything about them is designed to trigger male attraction.

You might like some things more than others, but in the heat of the moment, you're going to be going mad over every inch of her being, feet included.

>>717188754
They can't even animate the dress on the new $450 and $70 game? For heavens sake, her leg clips through worse than a lot of N64 games. It lools awful.

>>717245063
Due to the shape I'm assuming it would look even weirder if it deformed that far

>>717187523
>t.

>>717187523
one of the 'ardest trvkes to ever hit the 'log